Web stirs defines America as the United States. Well, Mirium and Web pardon me for being old fashioned, but I define America as the smell of an apple pie. The crack of a baseball bat. And the roar of 1 of these hogs between the lovely thighs of a leather bound mustachioed man or woman. An American hog bought at 1 of these dealerships.

So it's got 2 wheels in the front. I've just I'm I'm I'm used to typical motorcycles. So I just don't know this new this new thing with 2 wheels in the front. You kinda You say, and I cruise, like, near the beach.

Yes. Oh, sorry. Why don't you take this? Oh, yeah. Oh.

No. I wanted both of you. Because you both have different expertise, so I I just wanna get the right

hog. And what we should get? We should obviously We know what you're thinking when you look at us. Yes, we are the sons of the fat twins on the Harley's. We are not twins, we are cousins, but we look alike.

Right.

So do the sons of matching sons? Suns of twins are cousins. Yes.

The 2 twins from Guinness had sons.

That was actually our idea, the 2 wheels in the front.

And that's

why you're wearing their picture, their famous picture on your shirt, which it doesn't feel like it's Harley Davidson dealership certified this shirt. It feels like a slight bit of an add on.

We work here. Yeah. That's what comes into we work here.

Yeah.

So this is

the 2 upfront, 1 out back. I kinda just want a typical hog. But, I mean, if you think I need this, Well,

let me ask you this. Is this your first hog?

No. No. No. No. I've come from a long line of hogs.

Okay, good to know and follow-up to that. Do you find yourself tipping on the hog a little too much? You tip left or you tip right away trying to stay

there. I mean, a lot of times when I take a hard left, I go right. I I slide it. I lay it down on its right. You

lay it down. I can tell by your legs that you lay those hogs down too much.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. These are pretty beat up. So

and this is where I tag this is where I tag my cousin in. Okay.

Real quick before

you tag him in, I do have a huge inner ear problem, but go ahead.

Thank you, Clarence. Thank you, Clarence. Now, what do you really want in a hog? Is it space? Is it freedom? Is it the ability to park it at a small

spot? In can I ask you, is there a hog that doesn't have much space in terms of headroom or or moving around room? Is there a hog that has Okay.

We actually

have a new line of piglets, new line of piglets that come out that are small bikes for small ladies. Now, we can get you in 1 of these bikes if you want. They have a top on them, and they're kind of restrictive.

Okay. Almost So they kind of have cart. 2 wheeled golf cart. Little okay. A little bimini top that kinda confines you down particularly. It's

hard. You ever seen You ever seen like a security truck, but it's not an actual car.

It's more like an electric golf car, but it's not a golf cart either. Yes. They're they're at condominiums. They're they're they're technically street legal, but it's like, don't get that thing on an you're gonna be in trouble. It

looks like the bubble of a small helicopter, but it's

on wheels. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. What about them? So those are piglets.

We got half piglets for Well, they've been marketed for little ladies so far. But technically, they are for anybody, but the marketing is little ladies.

Yeah. I have seen some of those being heavily marketed during the Ellen Show. And I just I just find it -- Well, forget the game's

presumptuous. You know, you're already looking at the the the 3 wheelers, and I wasn't sure if you were looking for something on

yeah. I mean, like like I said, I mean, you can see my ears. They're leaking. I've fallen down twice while talking to you. Let me help you up there. Let me help you

up. That. Thank you. Yeah. No problem. Hey, hope you That's hey.

We will still sell you a motorcycle. Let

me see that right now. Thank

you. We will absolutely still A lot of people are kicking me out the door because you know you know that thing when you when a man runs and his body gets ahead of his legs, and he falls down hard, and he ends up on funniest home videos. Let's just say I do that 345 times 678, 09:10 times a day,

12 hours a day. A career is a career. We all gotta work. You know what I'm

saying? That is my career. That is rightfully falling down. You're hilarious. I think I

remember you. I think I remember you. Were you the guy that fell down the hill into the playground?

Yes. I am. And the guy who fell up the hill out of the playground. I won both weeks. I

won both weeks. Classic.

That viewer was a celebrity. Thank you. Thank you. I really appreciate

it. Eat that out. No. Hey. Hey. Hey. Gotcha. It's such a Oh,

here comes Clarence back with little popcorn. Okay.

Oh. Claring. All right. And

i'm a You

took a you took a And

i'm gonna tag myself out.

Boom.

You're in Claring.

And Claren's back in the house. Alright here. Now how do you like your popcorn?

Popped. I see that yours isn't.

Okay. Well, that's my mistake on this 1. I read you as a unpopped pop coordinator.

So you thought I wanted to eat just colonels. The

thing is typically the worst thing in a movie. It's the part I'm racing towards. It's how I found my my partner is we went to the movies and she liked the pop stuff and I like the unpopped and I said, well, that's it perfect even split there. You take the pop, I'll take the unpopped, you know.

So she gets the whole bag and you get 1 or 2 kernels?

At the very end, then that's how I found my partner.

Oh, God. I slipped. 000, dale. What

are you doing mopping the showroom right now? What other times when other times do I have? Look how busy the look

how busy the showroom is. You can't be mopping right in the middle. Will

they give me 10 minutes another time when I can do it other times? I ain't got no time to mop around here. You guys keep a open 24 hours a day, making me cook your cook your popcorn. Bad for me. Very bad for me.

Who took? What?

I gotcha. I gotcha. I gotcha. Or

were you trying to make were you trying to make an honest living there and I ruined if I catch you. I apologize. Honestly,

i am not gonna make my rent if you catch me 1 more goddamn time.

That's my mistake. I do want you to have enough money to buy yourself. Now let's see. By reading you was you look like a guy who likes unpopped popcorn and needs a little girl's motorcycle. How close am I on that? Hey,

listen. You guys keep pushing this little helicopter cap.

I mean,

that I don't necessarily know if I want. Does it have 2 wheels or 4? I need something with at least 3.

Hey. It's actually not 4 wheels. What

do I

alright. I'll let you go.

Well, don't please stop catching me. And Dale, are the security cameras on?

What? Of course not. I didn't secure your hand.

We

haven't had tapes in there for 14 years. You think I got time to go to the store where they sell the security camera tapes and replace the ones that are in there? No. They're full. 90 minutes on both sides. That's all we could afford. We've got we've only got a hundred and 80 minutes of

dirty footage. Damn. Damn.

You're putting

business in the showroom.

What do you say

about putting the business in the showroom?

Sheeping out of it.

Yes. Yes. Dale.

Can y'all please move just can you move 10 feet to 1 side or the other? I just I need to finish

-- customer. Dale, I love your energy, man. I love your energy.

But why can't you

mop from 5 to 05:30 after the showroom closes.

How about

this?

Wait a minute. I've come back here. My head hit your foot causing me not to crack my skull open, causing me not to be able to buy my daughter. Formula this month. Hey,

mister Dale. If formula

is a proposition of It's like you're on the fence about whether you can even get formula. I hate to do this but I can't sell you a Harley then. I think your focus should be on just being free of enough money for this.

Yeah. We've had to we've had to take a stand against guys using their money wrong.

That's

right. We

got it. There's a lot of guys who

come in here, obviously, using their money wrong, not taking care of their family and buying a bike instead.

You do

have to put go to the surprise to you, but a lot of guys who are getting Harley's should

spend their money. Other areas I see. Wait. You're right.

I'm not between 5 and 05:30.

You That's why. Hale. Why? Hale. Why? We're still in the showroom now. Come on, man. I don't care. I

don't care where you are.

Well, Dale, you should care because it's your whole job. Alright. You're employed. Oh, you're employed here.

Oh, am I? You call this employed?

Dale?

There's

a reason. They'll

pull your pants up. Do not do it again. Jesus speaking of hogs.

Dale.

I'll do

it. Yeah.

We're getting a full John Ham outline through your boxers there now. I'll do

it. We got he's got that ham outline.

Dale. Here we see in ham outline here. You

guys. I'm gonna put my balls in the gas tank of this Harley. Not again, Dale. We've already gone through this. It only hurts you.

It only hurts you, Dale. It's

not Dale anything to us.

Dale's dipped all the tanks in here. Yeah. Well, Dale has dipped all the tanks. He's the guy that's beating you out. 3 out of the past 5 weeks on AFV.

Damn. Dale dipped the tanks? How did you say that was you? Dad. It's just a close-up of saf

-- Mhmm. -- speaking of I put camera inside of

it. Speaking of AFV, AFV NSFW is Kim, it's ridiculous.

That's the real stuff after dark. Have you seen AF NSFW after dark? Hey.

I thought AF and I thought AF and I thought AF and SFW was freaky enough. And then this that wasn't even the after dark version. It

got freighter. So you guys see Really close ups, but it's also sex scene. It's all sex scenes mishaps close-up.

Man, you like that. You should all watch AFP NSFW after dark BTS. It's all back Stay you Stop. That's me. I got 8 pay me to do all the backstage stuff. Wait. How is that you. Wait.

You got a second job? And you're telling me you can't mop at certain hours and stuff. And what? How much time are you spending in this BTM? So

that explains the naps.

Yeah, 8 here, 8 there, 4 hours to commute.

1 way or both?

I

guess that's it. Both 1 way. So you can get your way out of town.

Yeah. I go

no. We've accounted for 20 hours of your day.

No. It's 4 hours both ways. So it's 1 way there for 1 way back.

Hold on. Did you open the AFV NSFW after dark BTS CVS?

Yeah. They put me in charge.

Alright. Hang on now. Dale, I am not letting your life get in the way of another big time sale here.

That's right.

Alright, guys. Put the clothes on me. Give me this little helicopter and get me out the door. Well, what would you say to me putting you in a bright pink piglet 26 for 17 99 out the door. 1799 dollars for a little tiny pink helicopter with 4 wheels --

that's exactly right. -- that

i crammed myself into. And then I use that and then I use that to somehow make money to buy my daughter's formula?

I'm not sure about the last step. But, yeah, you

could you could surely do some funny crashes in this thing. Alright. Well, you got a deal. Let me give you the biggest handshake I've ever given anyone in my

life.

And it's a deal. Or

just that? Up to the ceiling down to the floor. We're tall men, so we can hit them both. Hi, Alfonso. It's me, Dale. Backstage. I'm here at backstage at the Harley Davidson job. Showing you a little bit of what goes on behind the winners the the in the winter's life, like me, Dale. Hi. Hey. Have pizza. Dale. Hey, Alfonso. Did Alfonso give you

alfonso take the flip cam to do BTS footage, like, around town? Yeah. He

gave it to me for free. I didn't even have to pay for this 1. Yeah.

It's a quaker from 2012.

Hey.

You fell on my and you ripped my shirt off and my pants off.

Oh, I'm sure it came up We're having sex. Because, of course, they're connected. We're we're having sex. It's close-up.

Oh, yeah. Get it down. I'm in here. Film. Look at these guys. This is a customer in 2 movies, accidental

oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Harley Davidson accent. Yeah. Orangie.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Whoo. Yeah. Oh, okay. Can I get a towel?

Oh, god. Yeah. 2 tower move.

Me? I'm not getting you guys yay.

I

gotta make this month to bill Let

me get a baseball bat in here so we can do a little bit of AFVNSFW after dark MLB here now.

Okay. Okay. And he's out of there. He's trucked out. What?

Some of the way outside. That was way outside. What are you talking about? He's trying. That was outside.

Alfonso, as you can see, this man was just struck out, so I'm gonna give him the AFV NSFW after dark BTS, MLB, MVP award. Here, good picture. It's to the picture, not to It's to the picture.

I thought it was to me. This is huge.

He's

had kids from

coast to coast. Oh, yeah, he did. RBI is the most. Alfonso. Yay. He did. It's the red, white, and blue. Yeah, baby. And a Holly Davidson to America America. This is you.