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— Unknown Speaker
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— Unknown Speaker
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— Unknown Speaker
Yeah, Guinness get. And that's actually a Guinness record.
— Unknown Speaker
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— Unknown Speaker
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— Unknown Speaker
with Guinness is getting pretty specific. But I can't. We can't narrow it down. Enough Guinness. Yes,
— Unknown Speaker
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— Unknown Speaker
I'm telling you you just have to microdose with a little bit of guinness every morning in a metal top. Guinness. Okay. Foster. Much better. You know, I heard that people don't actually drink fosters in Australia. They think it's nasty.
— Unknown Speaker
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— Unknown Speaker
No. The yeah. They are, and they're going after Guinness. Yeah. They're going after Guinness. Done, JD.
— Unknown Speaker
And associates do have more of class than Guinness. Guinness has more of a kind of a crappy association, associates in putting something in a class,
— Unknown Speaker
flip a switch to flip. And I do. Yeah. And maybe that's from, you know, the years of competition that were bred in my family up on the years of sort of fighting against who I am t live a meager lifestyle. I did finally buy a new house. I got rid of the tiny house, and it is huge on. And it's what I would like to call. And what Guinness Book of World Records has decided is the largest house in America. Wow. Thank you very much, love. Yeah, Guinness, I said. And you know the email you were sending things to. It's the right one. It is.
— Bill
We just greatness. Um What's their name? I'm sorry. Great. Rennes Grannis Guinness Guinness screeched to a halt. And it was the smallest news story of all time, right?
— Unknown Speaker
fed up with this new special Guinness that's coming out, which is all Guinness's smallest things. Smallest news story.
— Unknown Speaker
bullet. Guinness showed up, beat the shit out of the Mythbusters, threw him out into the street. And then Guinness
— Unknown Speaker
Things does bring up the big Guinness Mythbusters rivalry is creating records, and Mythbusters is busting them on their mythbusters. That's following Guinness around. And these guys are going at it. Yeah,
— Unknown Speaker
It was Guinness. Guinness screeched to a halt in Said it was the absolute shortest segment and shark tank history, right?
— Unknown Speaker
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— Speaker 4
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