call. Yeah, well, I've been on the horn with Guinness, and it has been I've been getting the run around the bureaucracy of these Guinness idiot.
But that person I mean, what the they should thank you in some way because by the way, Guinness is back. And Guinness
at AOL, and he misspelled it. I don't think so. I'm definitely emailing back and forth with a man named Garth Brooks, but I am hoping he works for the Guinness Book of World Records. There were a few times when he forwarded my emails and I got a response from cgaines at AOL.com. His alter ego, Chris Gaines, probably. I was assuming it was maybe the assistant at the Guinness Book. But I've been emailing them back and forth because I've been trying to get them to come and give me best play. I've been telling them,
There's a side by side picture all night. Side by side, minds blurred out. But in the Guinness Book, there's the Jello. Competence has imagined genitals. By the way, when you all go on dates, just check to make sure it's a real date and not Guinness trying to see your Johnson so that they can put it in the world record, but
The 2 twins from Guinness had sons.
Guinness to doing firsts now. First, ugly grand piano. They said I was like, OK, well right. Super distance. But thank you for the award.
Oh, yeah. Social distancing is not a thing in the Guinness playbook. I don't I don't think anymore because they've been getting really close. And in fact, I believe they got. They gave themselves the award for closest award closest distance award giving.
Yeah, it's kind of like the ambulance you like. No, no, no, no. Guinness. Now I know that it's not an award.
I'm gonna protest that. I think that self given award Guinness can't dio They've been doing a lot that they did best. World Record Book.
Yeah, Guinness. This is quickest. Get us by the way, is back. I agree yet can't. And it's worse than ever. Bigger in terms of badness.
As everybody knows that the Guinness Book is a yearly output. The associates actually have a a actively updating website that you can go to
Yes, it's remarkable that we don't talk more about Ripley's because Rip Ripley's Believe It or Not, is arguably just is interesting or more so than in the Guinness Book.
Yes, Dennis is. It's just really Guinness gives you no room to not believe
everything I read in the Guinness Book. 100%.
almanac of fact. It's not a it's not just like Ripley's is entertainment. Guinness is, Ah, data.
If I didn't know it was rare. I found out when the Guinness van screech quickest and loudest funeral boo. They brought the two records. Ferguson louder
hold the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest essence switches that rightto
get up and would respond. Okay? And I wiped myself right there, so I took a little video of it. Wow. Uh, wow. Yeah, That's impressive. It plays in the bathroom at the Guinness Book on Hollywood Boulevard. Yeah,