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way get paired together. And she was surprisingly good, or I was just bad. Can I be honest with you? Yeah. Um, when you first came in, honestly, I thought I was like, That seems like Bill. I know. It's just a silly woman. And I said, hi, I'm Bill. Uh, excuse me. Sorry. I mean, Diane and I still wasn't gravy. And and then I said, Nope, not Diane Crave E Diane. Bethany. And I was like, Nope. I don't have to. First, last first names. My name is Diane Sawyer. And I said no, not her, not the lady who does the news. I'm Bill. No, I'm not. I'm Bethany. My name is Bethany Hart. So I was Bethany Hart for the class.

— Sam

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prom. I had just come from the region championship game, which I want lighting Bibles, fighting Bibles as Valerie Heart. I was Bethany Hart. No, I know. And I keep getting it confused. I'm thinking about I also do another job where I'm a different woman TV as Bethany's sister Valerie. I have many

— Howard

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of all saw fall from grace. Pretty classic story, uh, teachers accidentally, with the help of a student set off a dirty bomb at prom and then escape in O J Simpson's Bronco asic story story. As you all know, I was ah, pretending I got fired last season as the basketball coach, So I came back. Addressed is a woman named Bethany Hart. Ah, and was the lunch lady for a while, I started taking Ah! Ah. Well, what I thought was estrogen pills to convince the school that I was actually a woman to really go in deep in the character I was taking ostrich in, um, and it did turn me into a human ostrich hybrid. Um, female female ostrich eso. Ever since we ah, yeah. Ever since we left left the school or were fired, Um, I have been living as an ostrich on, and I went to ah, kind of went to Australia to get back to my roots, um, and live with ostriches for a while. It was ah, really met. You know, I felt like I met my people

— Unknown Speaker

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Padre Theater. Hi, Bill. Formerly Bill Crave E. Um, now, Bethany Hart. Um, I am fully, uh, transitioning into a woman, as you can see by these ostrich in pills on taking. I think you're doing a beautiful job, by the way. Thank you. I'm getting the hang of this hair and makeup. I really am. What do you guys think? You almost stayed in the lines this time. I did have lines tattooed on my face like a coloring book inside the lines. And I can't even stay inside the lines on my own face there, though. No, but

— Howard

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a very chill strip club. Basically, where women in just shirts serve, you know, real stripping. Just kind of parading. Yeah, just walking around. I love it. I love I feel very comfortable there, but yeah, I was That was the straw that broke. Um, camel's back. I was let go. Um, but I have been rehired. Um, as you can see, I am dressed as a woman. Um Who? The same woman who? It works with the Better Business bureau of Bethany Hart and I have been rehired here at the school as a lunch lady. S o. You

— Howard

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Obviously I finally believe back and I finally believe whatever I'm so we're firm believers in the Lord now. Hey, how's it go in? Uh, my name is Bill Crave E. Um I was ah was a coach. I've taught Spanish. I've been an actor. I've been an ostrich. I have been a woman named Bethany Hart. I have been What else is there? A bear? But now I am myself. Ah, and I am 100%. And I am here and I am studying communications. My

— Unknown Speaker

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that? My name is Bill Cravy. You all know me. I was a ah, basketball coach that was fired after throwing a tray of hot lasagna in the referee's face. That was premeditated. I had made the lasagna before the game, so I can't blame it on quickly going and making a hamburger helper. Ah, lasagna. Uh, then I tricked this Go by, uh, doing a Mrs Doubtfire. My name was Bethany Hart. I forget how that ended. Then I, uh what else did I

— Unknown Speaker

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