I'll say this, in a pinch, I've had old lasagna, and I've had lasagna covered in Gatorade powder, but I have never had old lasagna covered in Gatorade powder, and that just seems like a deadly mix for a 16-year-old stomach or a 72-year-old stomach. I was so mad after we lost that game, I started a very believable...

— Speaker 3

you that don't know, I typically in order to help give my team and advantage, I will attempt to poison the other team or hurt them via usually lasagnas poisoned lasagnas, spoiled lasagnas. Uh, and this game was no different whatsoever. My back Thio, an Italian catering truck up to the porch, reports on the

— Sam

that? My name is Bill Cravy. You all know me. I was a ah, basketball coach that was fired after throwing a tray of hot lasagna in the referee's face. That was premeditated. I had made the lasagna before the game, so I can't blame it on quickly going and making a hamburger helper. Ah, lasagna. Uh, then I tricked this Go by, uh, doing a Mrs Doubtfire. My name was Bethany Hart. I forget how that ended. Then I, uh what else did I

— Unknown Speaker

That's exactly what happened. There was, no they don't serve lasagna during a game. I brought in lasagna because I said, if anything goes down with any of these refs, I am throwing a full plate of lasagna in their face. You know, if they made a call against my,

— Bill

Amazing. Thank you. Thank you. Bye, guys. My name is Bill Cravy. Okay, Okay. Thank you very much. I'm holding a basketball. So, you know, I'm a basketball couch. I used to coach a college basketball. I was fired for throwing a lot lasagna at the opposing team's coach. I think poisoning poison ledges, lasagna, and I Fred it to the other team. Is that the story line? It's been a

— Unknown Speaker

on your bench instead of that. What is that? And we said, is a bird baked in a dish on and they said, Well, what I buy how we get it But that's a lasagna dish would be okay if we're being honest. That's one of the most common birds in our town. Right? Baked was on your bird. You see good baked bird for Thanksgiving. It's the center of the table of that big bird thing. Absolutely. So I'm cooking lasagna and for my little robot son, they eat well, they sit with me, and then they eat. And then

— Unknown Speaker

Thank you. While they were defecating themselves, they were still scoring good points. And I would like to take responsibility for food poisoning the other team right now. I was in a blind rage after the first half. Now, was this another lasagna? We've heard that you've used a lasagna against a team before.

— Speaker 1

Yeah, he poisons competing sports teams with his losing. Yeah, I used to make poison lasagna and give it to opposing teams. And this guy's lasagna could make Garfield turn his nose up.

— Unknown Speaker

lasagna six times in the past four days. It's been for breakfast and lunch to Yes. Yeah, that's our old lasagnas that I used to poison other teams with. And I'm getting them into the lunch breakfast. Well, you know, a lot. A lot went down today on the teacher's lounge. Guys, thank you so much for listening. I honestly don't know how we come back from this. I don't either. Uh, hopefully we don't get canceled on. We can. We can sort of reforma next week and and and see what's going on. But thank you so much next week for the taste is getting into some type of pod.

— Howard

So you eat ask. You eat pushy. What else? Like what do you make lasagna? Lasagna?

— Unknown Speaker

talk about a cartoon hand. It was making a lasagna on the scene.

— Unknown Speaker

There's vanilla, vanilla, and each layer, of course, is like a lasagna. But

— Unknown Speaker

Damn good lasagna. Mike. What chords? Well,

— Unknown Speaker

them did when they reached its full potential and didn't need you? And you were uncontrolled. It cooked a dinner by itself. Wow, I was gonna prepare lasagna. It's in the It's in the oven. It's 30 minutes. Dad, we love. Listen, I love was on

— Unknown Speaker

well, we got shot down for the town bird, the lasagna finch. It was

— Unknown Speaker

Yes. And you should also bring the pasta that you buy through. Silly spaghetti lasagna, noodle elbow, macaroni shells, bow ties. Mm. Tasty

— Unknown Speaker

Esso and did anything else happen Sort of on the night that these these little boy robots cook you a lasagna dinner?

— Unknown Speaker

I think that was it. That that was the real moment. But I'm saying the suspicion was with the lasagna. They were buttering me up all evening just to get Saran wrap to my own bed. So you

— Unknown Speaker

look at the pasta I owe you. Say, these aren't books. I need to get books. But while I'm here, I'll get some few silly and I'll get some lasagna noodle angel hair, regular spaghetti.

— Unknown Speaker

Yeah, I saw you. You were enjoying that porch. It's nice, right? Yeah, absolutely. Um, go ahead. Yeah. No, I, uh I tried to serve the other team. Bad lasagna. Um, right as they got there, as they Now,

— Sam