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s06e02

Pizza Hole

Originally aired: May 9, 2018

The guys discuss the founding daddies, sub-marines and Sam Scare.

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a lot of dressing on this salad. Yeah, I Oh, yeah. Sounds a little wet. I don't like it. You don't like that? I'm

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No. The crew times air no longer. They have lost their crunch there now. More of, like a sponge. Yeah, well,

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prefer kind of like a mostly dressing with just a few leaves and crew times floating on top.

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I

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Kind of a soup. You like you.

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It's like a

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cold, vinegary I saw you making the other day at the house. A shakeup salad where you took a full bottle of dressing and wedged Appease the lettuce. And

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I don't understand

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why people put dressing on the salad. You get salad, and then you cut off the top of the dressing and you put the salad in the top of the dressing and you drink that. People at these these restaurants. Ah ah, yeah. Just put some dressed.

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Do you find that affects your stomach?

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Oh, absolutely. I mean, yeah, my stomach. It's one old.

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It's basically just an ulcer. Now your whole stomach is just

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some. Yeah, there's something. It's bleeding

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now. You've been trying to eat better than everyone for a while now.

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Well, yeah. I've been trying to beat everyone by eating, and I was like, Oh, you're eating salads. And I was, um you know, I think I got carried away. I think that, but the good news is my ulcers, Aiken tell, when I'm about to get mad, my stomach hurts, so I know. Like, here it comes also, if it's gonna rain my feet. No, because of my arthritis. Uh, what is that called?

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Well, your your feet spread little umbrellas. Right? You've got, like, especially gadget feet.

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Yeah. That thing you that diabetics have with their feet. Good. What's it called? Out?

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Your joints. Your

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No, no, it's not my joints. Robin Flame. No, they're not inflamed. Yeah, my feet sprout little umbrellas. They get up all their beach stuff and run back

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to the condom. Condo is your

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ankle? No, the condo is my condo at Myrtle Beach. And I'll be like, Whoa, hold on feet. And then

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everybody else on the beach season,

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we'll see that we've got brains coming.

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Yeah, when I'm being dragged by my own feet back to

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the condo, which your back is looking kind of scratched up. Where that was it.

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Yeah. No, I must. I am literally at the mercy of my own feet.

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E. I saw you one time You were walking in the tide pools on. Then a dark cloud came over. You got dragged out of there,

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right? I am ragged on back to the condo. Stucco, the side wall.

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And you got a sea urchin sticking out your back. Oh,

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yes, yes. And that is that? Yeah. I, like pick up stuff from the beach. This trash.

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You got a symbiotic relationship with a sucker fish there.

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Yeah. Oh, yeah. And when we say symbiotic, he is winning. And I am being sect of my life.

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Technically, you don't need him at all.

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Yeah, I'm providing nothing for him, You

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know versa. I mean, you are providing a lot. You do have aquarium attached to your arm, right? Fire size, full nutrients. And soon I will be totally gone. Perfect symbiotic relationship is it

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Sounds like, right, Symbiotic grocer with my damn ex wife.

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You disappeared. You disappeared from everyone's view. Sirs, Her friends, Your Fred

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yours. It was the quickest.

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Citing with an ex that's been recorded. Guinness.

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Yeah, Guinness. This is quickest. Get us by the way, is back. I agree yet can't. And it's worse than ever. Bigger in terms of badness.

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Yes. So were you humiliated by that ruling? When get a showed up in all of your friends excited with your X Y

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I had a feeling because right after the break up, I got a text from everyone saying, Don't We're not interested in your half of the story. I said, I'm not gonna be there for you immediately. I got some calls from old friends just checking in to make sure that I knew that they didn't care about. So I would guess. Kim, I can't say I

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was there was something interesting to on your on your Facebook page, which, which you had at the time, Uh, you know, when you have a birthday, it organizes all the comments in tow. Happy birthday. It's just a list of those created a separate delineation in your wall of just people saying they want nothing to do with you and they don't care what happened. They don't want any information

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at hearts. The Facebook algorithm was able to predict your humiliation and rewrite its

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own code. That's a lot of your wall.

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Yeah. Yeah, Well, I just got the 10 year reminder video now, uh, of this soft, uh, like free music playing in the background and just photos of all the comments people left it on my wall.

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It's so good that Facebook Good rhythm. It's so good that Facebook

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doesn't have the ability to know what they're reminding you of because it could be a dead person. It is really working with, like, it's awesome. It's It's like a crapshoot. You know it za fun. Surprise.

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And Todd, speaking of your Facebook wall, how's your actual wall going? You wanted

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to build your wall? Uh, we're a little behind I'll say.

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Really? Yes. Was gonna pay for this wall neighbor.

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They were the neighbor. Um, yeah, I moved. I moved next door to what? I will call, um a, uh Let's just say a old family and they

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just

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made me They just made me sad to look at. You can't look at old people. Uh, is that was that?

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Why is that? I think it reminds

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me of something I will never be right.

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You look old as fuck. Yeah. I've been

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told I am 77 I look 20.

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Well, that new backwards hat is working wonderfully back. What is that? Social distortion? Yes,

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Eyes My favorite current band social Be, uh

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but it makes you honestly. It makes you look. You know, I went old people wear head is like that person is not younger. They're just sick.

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Well, then it is telling the truth.

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That hat does seem to have waited your body down quite

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a bit. Yes, the well, the hat removed one of my vertebrates. When I put it up, I just My vertebrates were a little weak and by my C six just flat. Really?

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Neck is shwe shorter than last week?

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30 eyes. This I haven't

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heard about this wall thing is this Did you buy a new property or you're Are you still living in the dorms?

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Let's say by dorm wall. A lot of people are saying that the people on the old people I'm looking at the other side. It's a mirror. Ah, I'm building a wall between myself. Where

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is this window? Is it in the

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bathroom? Um, it's as you walk into the bathroom on the left or the urinals in the stall and on the right is the window to my neighbors.

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Way you're looking at isn't over to see if you're looking

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out that window. What's that about crotch? Like

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it's right over the sink. And people have carved some pretty rude stuff into the window. What's right about crotch level?

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Yeah, I was just asking. Thank you Already said it

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sink. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it depends on your right. About my crotch level is the wall outlet because I have a very low craft.

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Shortest legs in recorded history. Biggest torso,

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Guinness Guinness. So now you're in a pretty heated debate with these neighbors.

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Yes. Yes. Well, I get a word of bedrock

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there. You think they're using things you said

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they're doing? Ah, they keep trying

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to do jinx to you the

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drinks in me. But I said, I think I said it first, but we jinxed each other at the same time. Uh, people walking bathroom, and you know what they say? Never argue with a crazy person from a distance. No one knows which ones crazy right there in the bathroom, screaming at my neighbors. And

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I know I look crazy even though I'm ready, right? I've been there 100 times. Okay,

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what do you do it for?

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What? Fuck Howard. New Howard. Howard

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Howard. Reincarnate.

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Guys, guys. What? We're gonna Sadio. You know what I'm going to say? So just let me not say it and just get into the ship. Pizza's here early. No, the pizza's

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here are really good new baby and a lot of guys. The pizza backing. Yeah,

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well, it's because I don't have to get another pizza. Boy fires

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70 with No, it says 70

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last time. That became another deal. Yes. You were arguing with that pizza boy over the wall of your house? Yes. You never did work at Pizza Hut, you claim. But she argues that this pizza boy who showed up late

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with the pizza it went to blows. Yeah, well, the window broke and turned into a all

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the pizza. Bored. So I went to their got the pizza by hand, put on one of their hats just to be rude, went back into the bathroom holding the pizza, and then I see the pizza boy across the way there. He's talking with the

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guys. That isn't The pizza is still on the way. It's got 70 minutes until it's gonna get delivered according to states. Attractive

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way should have said no, thank

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you. So Well, what's that? You know what the issue is. I don't even want to say it because you're just gonna get mad at me, and it's gonna be a whole thing again. So why don't I just do the intro to the show?

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Do the intro Here. You're

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OK, ladies and gentle back, I get a chance

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All right, do it. Hello, Lou. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the teacher. Eat

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to introduce.

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eight. Shit. Howard, go throw toe.

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Okay, let me please let me do that. Sorry. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the teacher's lounge. Used to be the first, best and only podcast pertained issues relevant to the Hamilton High school community. But it's not anymore. I'm gonna power through it. It's not anymore because we are back

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in college way not over. Well, it feels like it's time to turn it off to

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you. First of all, you

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tell us Pizza Hole is gonna take

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70 minutes to get here. First of all, I want Pizza Hut. Okay, You know what?

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Fine. I'm gonna stop recording and we're not gonna record the episode way. We're

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not recording and I said, I can't believe I know it's cheaper But they got to crawl out of the hole every time they bring the pizza here.

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I believe it takes a keeper that many filthy. When he arrives, the guy is filthy muck. Yeah, the supreme is mostly dirt. Yeah, I'm sorry. Can we

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talk honestly for once? Not on the mike

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or the mike's Ron Mike.

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Let's just let's just can we talk? Honestly, I feel like you guys. It's three on one every goddamn day in my life and there

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is no man. It's it's It's an on air persona. What do you mean? We're playing characters? This isn't really You make fun of people you don't respect or people you respect the most.

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I don't know. I don't make

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innovative Handle it. If someone were to make fun of me, I'd rip my hair out and I'd burn it on the fire that I would put myself on.

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Then that would be the second time.

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Exactly. I've got singed feet. I can't take it. You are strong. And you are Howard. Yes. And you deserve it.

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I starred in your Howard.

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Okay, well, it just feels like I would listen having Howard, I swear on my riel Dark hair, my riel. Dark, full head and bear through lies

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right at the gate

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that I love you our I

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swear on my real hair and realize eyebrows that Oh, well, it doesn't matter enough if you just say it. I swear that I love you. Don't feel the light of earlier on God. Okay.

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I swear on my to not working legs. Uh, and, uh, that's all. That's all. I swear. Um, that I just pick one of your

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legs and crossed it over

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there, swearing on. What's

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that? No, we saw that. No.

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Yes. I just feel like logos way had

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a big scare last week.

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That's right. We thought you died.

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Yeah. Thank God that I am immortal now. And not

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only that. What? You're immortal now mortal,

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your mortal. Now tempers land more Mortal man Award winner. Yeah,

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I'm immortal now. That's a huge deal, but we come in and nothing's changed. You guys still treat me like the fucking black sheep and I should be the golden goose.

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Hey, look, They were treated like the black sheep. That's a good thing. It's the messed spayed movie out there.

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Yeah, no one talks about a single white sheep. I just look at all those anonymous. I think

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Tommy Boy is the best spade movie.

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Hey, definitely makes the movie. Absolutely. What about Joe Dirt Two?

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Fantastic. Is that a spade movie? I guess

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that's more Dennis Miller Miller movie.

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Uh, but Miller. I mean, Miller's at its best in the very beginning of that film that you never see him again.

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You left on top. So I think we solved the problem about you. Howard, We're happy you're alive. We're happy you're immortal. Were model. Now

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it's just big

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a big stuff. Big things are changing room. I've had sex now, guys. Yes? You guys saw you witnessed it happen. Okay,

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Yeah, give it to you. But I physically Yeah,

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it happens. That wasn't us clapping for you. That was us trying to kill a fly

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for a second. I think I got it.

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I think I still see it up. There

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is my question. How do you feel?

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How do I feel? I feel good. I feel like it's like a sexual awakening. I know what sex feels like. Now. Uh,

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did you fuck Last week we walked in and there

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was a young male college student. And then actress Lauren lap kiss came down

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into the basement. Right? And she immediately had sex with you. Like that ness famous. That's famous. That's favor. That's you lost your virginity. I mean, man from college. That's right. Lauren

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was disgusted by you,

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right up ahead. I was just gonna I was gonna say it seemed like at the time everyone was excited about it on their side. It felt like a good thing. But you got like, you think Lauren was disgusted watching it?

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Oh, yeah, for her. But yeah,

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Dad would hate to go on record for her, but absolutely.

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But the important thing is this. You demand. Now

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you talk your way to

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the hospital. They found out you're a mortal now, and we had to sneak your ass out so the government didn't come and go. What happened to him? What happened?

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Waititi, view out

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way covered. We put you

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in a little we stuff to you in a little basket on the front of Sam's bike.

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Yeah, I'm still learning to write.

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And he fucking tried to learn to ride for 45. Would have died

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probably 10 times in those attempts. If you were an immortal.

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Yeah, the front of the hospital opens right up to that cliff. Yes, that's right. Well, luckily, when you drove up, you drove up like a TT. Yeah, well, whenever I had a no longer an alien in my listen, are you immortal alien? Are you an illegal alien or immortal?

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I'm none of those things. But listen, let's can we get back to recording? I'm gonna hit record. We're going to record an actual episode. Okay? I am about to start recording. Okay, great. Okay.

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How do we tell the morning on the air

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that needs to be a sick ever. Okay, so look of fuck, but I never I never stopped

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recording. Oh, wow. This is bad.

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You're in trouble.

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This is very bad.

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They don't let immortal people long before Pizza Hole

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gets here. It will still be probably another 60 minutes. Okay, but look, Okay,

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Well, anyway, all right, we've been

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recording. Everybody knows everything. Now, this goes directly out over the airwaves, so we can't change anything. so lets you know what it's been. A big week. Yeah,

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right. Does anybody feel like maybe some fish and chips, Perhaps the locks and salmon Bago? You're sliding a room service menu over toe. That's right. I'm doing room service. You know he has. No, I'm doing hospitality. I know what people want. And I just want to make sure that we're all fed because maybe that's not Maybe that's what's going on. We're just not settled right now.

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Yeah, a lot of change. We we threw ourselves in the deep end at school, and it's been a crazy week. Uh, I'll take, um let me see here

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and write it on the menu.

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Just write it on the main.

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You fill out the menu and slide it out under the door. And I come from outside. You have to see my servant when you're staying in a nice hotel

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like about room service, is it? When it gets senti, you think like, oh my God, they're gonna just bring food right to me. And then you get it and the table is wonky and you sit on the edge of the bed and hurt your back. Yes, and eat it right, and it smells up your whole room for the rest of the night. And that's my favorite.

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Well, that's the experience, baby. You could

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go out to a restaurant or you could need it on your bed. Yeah, I

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mean, I would love I have everything is watching room service while just impatiently waiting for something good to come on HBO Because there's no actual guide on the TV. Yeah, so I just got a

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whole I've actually been learning about that. Yeah, about that. They do know guide so that you stay miserable in the room. Yeah. Waiting

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for is my episode of real

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sex. We're all kind of

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with the revival, right? This is This is a revival revival of the Siri's. They There's never said that is apparently going to air. That was with with you. How

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long ago was the

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shot? This was shut for 70 years

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or 60 or 70 years ago. A woman of riel sex because sex start is about Bill

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play. Everybody knows that and what it was, It was just kind of rial said

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It was a lot like Charlie Chaplin, Chuck naked, swinging around a little cane in a notice.

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Make it, Is it fuckers? Dollar

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Look. It is naked as a George Wythe photo shoot. A little known fact. But yes, George Russian takes a photo of him.

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Yeah, crossing the Delaware

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is actually grotesque. Absolute were added later, the original painting. He's nude completely.

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Not only is he nude, but let's just say there's a little bit of an ass eating chain going

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on. Also, he's got a prince. Our

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it it's not on the tip. It's not peer, isn't it? It's a, um

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it's a king on its king. Out is a King Albert, and it's everywhere. It's Pierce and it's all everywhere. That's a big, big piercing.

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Well, if I'm not mistaken, it's a whole that goes sort of where his the shaft and his scrotum eat on. A rod sticks down his Aretha and they're sort of a U shaped thing. That sort of sticks down, and it sort of looks like that's, that is, there's like a handle that you could hold on

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first, just like his teeth. It's all made out of actual slave teeth.

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That's right. That's right. Well, Washington, Washington, you've got you've got to give it to him very resourceful. Severus Icefall. But

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he's the father of our nation. And we I mean, there's no there's no bigger hero here in

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the room is one of our biggest founding daddies.

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Yeah, Yeah. There's no reason to question anyone who did a great thing. The reason the

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founding Daddies, the fact that the founding daddies that

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in in Pennsylvania, then first room where this country was founded last nasty founding daddies were in there.

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of leather going on in their beards, beards, beards, a leather. Yeah,

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It was a lot

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I heard that through the grapevine that Thomas Jefferson was a real massacre ist

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how many people

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are on that phone network with you? The grapevine?

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Uh, it's me, Kevin. Uh, Kevin Laurie Whose law? They're just people on the phone tree I've never met.

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And this is a new phone.

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Cricket wireless. It's the great Fine.

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Yeah, I can only call one person, and I called them and asked them my question. They call the person they can call. They asked them that question until somebody Every time

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you want to have a conversation, it has to be a phone tree.

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Yeah, and that's why

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I wasn't upset about. I wasn't upset about this pizza taking 70 minutes for me to get the answer to a question. It sometimes takes a year.

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Specifically. That's questions.

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Yeah. Why? I called you

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on great find the other day, And I said, Have you seen my keys? And then you came over to my house later, and you said, Here's a bowl of P. Here's a bowl of peas. And I was like, That's not what I wanted.

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A classic telephone. Just like the old game. Yeah, Yeah, culture with some big Gaza. Um, yeah, I said that lorry and Kevin, I think we're having a little affair. And the news you got was Seventh Heaven is still on the air.

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Yeah, it was You guys

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know that was one of my favorite shows. I was. You said

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you popped so much popcorn. Yeah, and called up the gang and said, That's why

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I called you the other day to notify you about a great new documentary about Napoleon Bonaparte. And then you saw me the day after and said, Good call. You got to be alone to

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fart on. I said, why would you

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just repeat this message That I sent to you incorrectly.

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Right now we're figuring out great, but

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it was good. I thought it was good. It was

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great. But way are all investors. We're

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way investors. But anyway, guys, we're back in college and a lot has happened this week. We should get the listeners up to speed. Uh, as everybody knows I was through, you know, a dispute with a roommate ended up homeless last week. I'm still homeless. Uh, but I'm, uh, sort of sprucing up the welcome mat outside the sex dorm where you guys live to

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make it a little bit more homey. So I've put some, like art on the head from a little tree.

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Sort of

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How are you feeling after being revived last

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week? Honestly, it was it was a shock to the system that I needed. You know what I mean? It was a reminder that life is scary. And but now, for me,

0:23:27 Unknown Speaker #5

anything is. Most people use the fear of death to motivate them to have a good life that seemed to have been paralyzing you. Yeah, that you know, you're never going to die. I've never seen you so motivated.

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Oh, yes. No, I have

0:23:39 Unknown Speaker #1

ah, lot of fears in life getting close to people, getting putting myself in situations where bad things could happen. But now that I know literally nothing bad can happen to me, it's just really open the doors. You know, I went I went out to ah, a, um, like S and M bar recently just to give it a shot. I met a really nice girl there. Um, I said, nice girl that I met a really nice

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I saw you was interacting and I would describe her as a mean girl.

0:24:03 Unknown Speaker #4

Wow. What very mean. What do you mean?

0:24:06 Unknown Speaker #5

I mean, she's constantly screaming at you, making you kiss your boots.

0:24:10 Unknown Speaker #2

You're wearing what looked like a pig's head like a mask of a pigs in.

0:24:16 Unknown Speaker #1

And it was not a mask of a pig's head. It was a pig's head, and it

0:24:20 Unknown Speaker #4

was in and out of Apollo Doubt.

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Throat of a pig fits and you're the head that way. And believe me, we cleaned it. We took that go out. We took the skull out and we clean the inside, so it's perfectly clean inside. So

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it's just flat flesh, unstructured pig head

0:24:37 Unknown Speaker #4

flesh. Yeah, but guys, that's That's the nature of our relationship. And this was a

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relationship that I didn't know someone could have. This relationship where someone

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players, about a year, a sub,

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I would say I'm, uh Well, yeah, I guess. Technically, I'm

0:24:52 Unknown Speaker #2

learning all about the link subs. And Dom's and college colleges really opened me up sexually as well. I haven't had sex.

0:24:58 Unknown Speaker #4

This is interesting. I just found this out. Did you know

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that a submarine is actually a whip ship?

0:25:07 Unknown Speaker #5

Yes. That's started is big, uh,

0:25:12 Unknown Speaker #1

big ships and underwater, you bitch. And

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they shoved the submarines down in the summer is like,

0:25:17 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, yeah, will you? What? Surprising Some firms. Sometimes you

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can see a small ships still bossing around a bigger submarine, which is very in

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bigger submarines like that.

0:25:29 Unknown Speaker #4

I I'm not

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familiar with anything like this or anything close to that. Or with that.

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I was standing on the docks the other day and I saw a submarine trying to come up out of the water and ah, little, just a little pottery, like like tiny little dings of fishing, fishing, cheating, fishing, dinghy pulled up right on top of the submarine, tapped it and pushed it back down. Submarines and submarine got bigger.

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What was the

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look on? The dinghies? Face of

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this moment. Fishing. The digging was scowling on. It was interesting. The fisherman who was inside the dinghy was was slapping the submarine with a fishing rod. Wow! Like a fishing. And it loved it. The summary got bigger, so

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I saw I saw a different fishing baby bumping into one submarine that was clearly a different submarines. Wife. It's a delight, Ratchet. Bad about you. Bigger?

0:26:28 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, get bigger. I

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saw this one sub and it was kind of I mean, it was between these two fishing dings and it was rolling around like it was on a spit or something like right, This'll sub was getting big.

0:26:45 Unknown Speaker #3

I saw Isa and this was honestly for me. I mean, luckily, my feet took me away from the beach really quick course because I wanted to leave on my own anyway. But I saw a group of it must have been 10 or 12 fishing Ning G's. They were crowded around this submarine just just being that submarine, just tapping it and you know and that submarine was was swell I got huge.

0:27:16 Unknown Speaker #5

I saw that, too. Were double hot wax all over? Yeah, something way bigger.

0:27:22 Unknown Speaker #1

And then I think I saw that, too. Then the dinghies all sprayed gasoline on the submarine and everything got smaller. Oh, yeah, it was good. I think that was like the moment that every suffering is

0:27:34 Unknown Speaker #5

spread all this. But But Howard, immortal. You got this girlfriend

0:27:41 Unknown Speaker #3

clear about your immortality, though, In there, let's be clear, because you are immortal. But your body goes, don't you That the

0:27:54 Unknown Speaker #4

fear is going on with gets hurt and doesn't regenerate? No, I feel

0:27:58 Unknown Speaker #1

pain. I feel pain and

0:28:00 Unknown Speaker #3

not buff like you got hit by a bus. You won't die, but you will be all fucked up.

0:28:05 Unknown Speaker #5

Your bones were broken but a wheelchair.

0:28:07 Unknown Speaker #1

But with medicine these days, I mean, they could reconstruct me, and I think I could be OK, so I'm not super worried about it. But honestly, this relationship has been really eye opening for me. Uh, I I honestly feel like I'm close to a point where I may 1 day be able to stand up for myself cause she's she's teaching me. She she always says, Don't be a little push.

0:28:28 Unknown Speaker #2

That's what you said you'd always never be able to do.

0:28:30 Unknown Speaker #1

I know

0:28:31 Unknown Speaker #5

we love. When you thought the mikes were off, you stood up for yourself against us.

0:28:35 Unknown Speaker #4

Really? Yeah, I did. Yes, I did. I forgot. I'm optimistic. Conscious?

0:28:40 Unknown Speaker #5

All of us here in college. I mean, I think the big thing, all of us adult men you to do is go back to college after that. I mean, Bill, you're you're going huge in your friend. People love you there.

0:28:52 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. I mean, I don't know what to tell you guys, but I'm obviously studying communications, but my riel interest now is in my friend. You got him? Yes. There. The leader of my friend is the coolest dude. He introduced himself as, um, the child of Bhagwan Rajneesh. Uh, yeah, I don't know this guy either, but he was apparently a big France head.

0:29:19 Unknown Speaker #1

And that's a frat guy that in generations past Block son Rajni

0:29:23 Unknown Speaker #3

box on Rajneesh. Yes, Bugs on run, Rajneesh. And it's a really cool frat. Um, you know, a lot

0:29:32 Unknown Speaker #5

of that name is that, um is that like Florida or is that Irish? Where is this guy from

0:29:39 Unknown Speaker #3

I think it's, um India. Yeah, I think he comes from Indian descent, But trust me, he is a classic frat guy. He wears big, long white robes, has a super long beard and always keeps his hands together in a prayer sign. And we, um you know, like, typical France. We worship him. Um, and we do everything because of him, and through him, we gain our strength. Absolutely. He's the Alfa of the house. Yes. Yes. And he wants all of my possessions, which I think is a frat. They

0:30:15 Unknown Speaker #1

and Bill, I don't know. I'm not a naysayer, you know me. But I will say around campus, people are saying that that fraternity is actually not a fraternity. And it's a cult.

0:30:24 Unknown Speaker #3

Well, that is classic haters. I agree. I mean, it's just haters. I like.

0:30:29 Unknown Speaker #2

The people have been asked to not rush. You're too

0:30:32 Unknown Speaker #1

hip to join a frat. They're like, Oh, France or colts. It's like, No,

0:30:36 Unknown Speaker #4

maybe they are just It's just a different way of life

0:30:38 Unknown Speaker #5

has answered back to that really well, because all you did was just poison everybody at school. And that really proved like, Hey, we're alleged there was

0:30:47 Unknown Speaker #3

a prank. We thanks guys way. I'm kind of the bog sons. Uh, I'm his secretary, and it's my job to anyone who gets in our way

0:31:01 Unknown Speaker #2

to kill. That's what a secretary?

0:31:03 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. Yeah. This is typical secretary duties. I do payroll and I poisoned people. Um, so yeah, we poison?

0:31:11 Unknown Speaker #5

Sure you don't get those two jobs mixed up?

0:31:13 Unknown Speaker #3

I know, I know. I know. I know. There's tough. Yeah, because I mean, you have to excel. Sheets? Yes. You gotta have. Teoh

0:31:21 Unknown Speaker #2

excels. Excels important. They don't tell you enough about that in high school. Get to college. And I didn't know Excel in It has been

0:31:27 Unknown Speaker #5

the big thing in your adult life is knowing Excel

0:31:29 Unknown Speaker #4

Now? I don't know if you

0:31:30 Unknown Speaker #3

guys saw this YouTube video the other day. It was the Excel freshman list. It's a bunch of accountants doing math problems at each other in a garage.

0:31:40 Unknown Speaker #5

And your car's Who's on there? There's Ah, there's downs is one David Downs are Ah, little baby little baby Davey Accounting. Uh uh. Who else? There's Ah, Excel Stent. Ascione is on there.

0:31:57 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes. Since Tachia

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tell you what I missed this video, so I have no idea what you guys

0:32:03 Unknown Speaker #3

Some alert Teoh A cipher where all of the newest members come. But it's accountant.

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Okay, What we're doing

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Really, Jake, I'm used there.

0:32:14 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah. Billy Jenkins. Yeah. Billy goat Gruff millio graph. Yeah, Little Yadi was on there Also

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no idea.

0:32:24 Unknown Speaker #3

Low Jati into a 10 on an s 10 95 form. Like you wouldn't believe you can write off your health insurance quickly.

0:32:32 Unknown Speaker #5

Well, it sounds to me like this frat is a colt. Um,

0:32:37 Unknown Speaker #3

but I don't hate that looks bad on you. Hating

0:32:41 Unknown Speaker #2

the nasty color.

0:32:42 Unknown Speaker #5

Well, all that matters to me is you're happy. That's what I wanted to say is everybody gets so mad at colts. You ever see people call videos? They were happy.

0:32:51 Unknown Speaker #2

Are you having sex? If people in coats are so happy, why don't they leave to talk to anyone else anymore? Why are they stuck on the

0:32:59 Unknown Speaker #1

got everything that they need? Their they think. And

0:33:05 Unknown Speaker #5

just when I'm happiest, I'm not talking to

0:33:06 Unknown Speaker #3

anybody. We're a self sufficient frat that has given all of our money to bug son. And we only wear orange and

0:33:13 Unknown Speaker #4

maroon Good. That sounds which

0:33:17 Unknown Speaker #5

looks great on it really doesn't match your hair or your eyebrows, but it looks good on

0:33:21 Unknown Speaker #3

one. No, I mean I have Ah, brand new dark, good hair. I mean, I've had it always tell you from my scalp

0:33:29 Unknown Speaker #5

growing a beard like bog sons.

0:33:31 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes. And this is my beard That always grows if I let it grow and I don't trim it.

0:33:36 Unknown Speaker #5

Okay, quick side note. Does anyone know where the cotton balls went?

0:33:43 Unknown Speaker #4

Me too. Fast out. They did you? Did you, by

0:33:48 Unknown Speaker #2

chance to use the cotton balls to clean that new Santa like beard you have, or

0:33:52 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, now that that's

0:33:54 Unknown Speaker #3

what I did. Yeah,

0:33:55 Unknown Speaker #5

Your real beard with the conmebol's.

0:33:57 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes, I have a dark, dark beard like Santa Claus and and I use the cotton balls to clean it. It

0:34:10 Unknown Speaker #2

smells crazy like Sharpie in here, But I can't find my sharpies. You have this dark hand Smells like marker, but I don't know where any. Have a Sharpie cut. You

0:34:22 Unknown Speaker #4

know how

0:34:23 Unknown Speaker #3

when you write on it with Sharpie on a dry erase board on the only way to get it off is right on it. Over it with another marker.

0:34:32 Unknown Speaker #4

That's what I'm

0:34:32 Unknown Speaker #3

doing with my hair. Okay? Clean

0:34:38 Unknown Speaker #5

your because a bunch of scratches in it. So you're just

0:34:41 Unknown Speaker #3

because I have really hair that grows fast from my hair follicles,

0:34:44 Unknown Speaker #2

right? You keep saying it was just the usual,

0:34:47 Unknown Speaker #1

right? Yeah. Um, look, Hey, I'll say this. The mixer at your frat earlier this week was really fun. It was

0:34:53 Unknown Speaker #3

swearing on, writhing around on the floor for for a I

0:34:57 Unknown Speaker #1

would obviously it was right in my wheelhouse thes days. Like, if I felt like a night.

0:35:02 Unknown Speaker #4

Thanks so much

0:35:04 Unknown Speaker #3

for donating to bug sons. Bentley Fund,

0:35:07 Unknown Speaker #4

Of course.

0:35:08 Unknown Speaker #1

Uh, and he and this is for I got me. Get this straight. I did donate money so he could buy a Bentley.

0:35:14 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah, I want our every day. Hey, hey. Says once he drives in one, it's bad.

0:35:22 Unknown Speaker #4

I Brad, stop. How much does a

0:35:25 Unknown Speaker #5

Bentley go for dough?

0:35:27 Unknown Speaker #3

I mean, I don't know, $90,000

0:35:30 Unknown Speaker #5

spending about $90,000. I'm glad I don't It Yeah,

0:35:32 Unknown Speaker #3

that's yeah. That's just frat, dude.

0:35:35 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. And also we live

0:35:37 Unknown Speaker #1

in. We live in a go fund me culture now. Where if I if I need something I'm gonna ask other people to funding to. So I'm glad when I have the means to donate to other people.

0:35:45 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah, We're gonna have a cool kegger next week. Uh, no. Kegger is where you break into your family's homes and you steal all their belongings and you give them to bugs

0:35:59 Unknown Speaker #2

on. Yes, I've done this before. Five minutes before fun. Caykur Zahra Black

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used to Duke

0:36:05 Unknown Speaker #3

acres with you were hooked on opium. And you were You were at your final.

0:36:08 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me and my girlfriend at the time. Uh, really Frank, Curly Fry and all of the other, you know, family. You know what I mean? We used to do keggers all the time. When you

0:36:18 Unknown Speaker #3

say girlfriend at the time are you talking about the magazine?

0:36:23 Unknown Speaker #2

My girlfriend works in Time magazine, which

0:36:25 Unknown Speaker #4

was some we never

0:36:26 Unknown Speaker #1

talked about when you were dating curly fries. Your job. Oh, it's not

0:36:29 Unknown Speaker #4

new. It's really blossomed It all day.

0:36:34 Unknown Speaker #2

Seems like I was holding her back or something. I don't really know.

0:36:38 Unknown Speaker #3

There is something about all of our exes is that when you become our X, you become successful. It is

0:36:44 Unknown Speaker #5

almost like about hitting rock bottom? Yeah, Andi. And you're like, Oh, I have been in the shit. I need to

0:36:51 Unknown Speaker #2

leave your question. Are yes. Typically getting, like, really heartfelt emails from your ex is saying that something about you saved their life or something like No. Okay, I've gotten six or seven realize, and they said, I never talk to you again, but so Oh, it's That's the wording, then? Yes. Yes. Good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so it's it's insinuating that you were the problem. Seeing me really changed,

0:37:18 Unknown Speaker #3

right? You're the last. We It feels like we are the last step before everyone finds true happiness.

0:37:27 Unknown Speaker #1

Like where? A 12 step program Where the last of the 12 step.

0:37:30 Unknown Speaker #2

You would think we could do it for each other. I know you guys. I should be finding happiness. Yeah,

0:37:35 Unknown Speaker #5

maybe we all have to break up with each other to fund head minutes on our well.

0:37:39 Unknown Speaker #3

So, Todd, you, um you've been having not the love you had hoped

0:37:45 Unknown Speaker #4

on the football field, but some love.

0:37:46 Unknown Speaker #5

Yes, I was hopeful. Walk on for this d one. Football. Teach everyone. It was

0:37:52 Unknown Speaker #2

freezing cold town. Uh, he's very cool. radical talk seem to

0:37:56 Unknown Speaker #3

be resting in liquid nitrogen.

0:37:59 Unknown Speaker #1

That's right. Listen to this is that's what they sound like when you bang.

0:38:04 Unknown Speaker #5

That's you hitting the talents of soft pillow.

0:38:06 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah, way has this crazy? Yes, they're here at my company. We have the crunchy ist towels. You could imagine that the adjective you want before tower. Okay, well, a lot of take care of people. It's a

0:38:18 Unknown Speaker #4

company now, huh? It's a company now, even trying to

0:38:20 Unknown Speaker #2

be Oh, yeah. Wow. Sam's care. Sam's care care going to go there, But I got this pants suit off me.

0:38:32 Unknown Speaker #5

Now. I noticed something happened with the logo design. The S looks a little further from Sam and closer to care. So it looks like this Sam scare. Yeah, and the picture of your face is a little frightening on the logo.

0:38:44 Unknown Speaker #2

I wanted to make it personal. I wanted everyone to know who they were dealing with. You know,

0:38:49 Unknown Speaker #4

it's kind of the cookie, the cookie add, you know, and there's a there's

0:38:56 Unknown Speaker #3

a bubble coming out of your mouth that says boo. Yeah. Thing is clear that you're running a hospitality business. It looks like some type of haunted out.

0:39:03 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, it's confusing. There's there's two bubbles. One says Boo and it's got a fist up and then the other says who? And I'm holding my hand to my mouth like I'm doing a sports person, right? So it's more confusing, but you're asking questions.

0:39:18 Unknown Speaker #5

So it's like a hot and house where you also are in the crowd brewing a game

0:39:23 Unknown Speaker #4

haunted house baseball spot expiry. But then I've seen your website. It's a holiday house baseball spot expiry. So it's not an

0:39:35 Unknown Speaker #3

accidental problem with the logo. The logo is true to the business.

0:39:39 Unknown Speaker #4

And you? Well, we did the reverse engineer. Yes, absolutely. You're stuck with the logo and you change the intestine. I was high and I drew the logo. Now I got to care for people the weird way. But I'm doing a good job. Is this manifested

0:39:53 Unknown Speaker #3

itself? Baseball haunted house care package?

0:39:57 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, when people have enjoyed, you know, something for long enough, they've gotten the full experience. I walk up to him, lean into the air and quietly whisper, Yeah, I have to get up from the from the tub and they could move on to one of our themed shower.

0:40:13 Unknown Speaker #3

Okay. At what point do they get scared? Oh, I guess that is scare and based on a little

0:40:18 Unknown Speaker #2

scary. And baseball because I'm dresses a full empire with blood in my mouth.

0:40:22 Unknown Speaker #4

Blood I Oh, you're a dead empire, which is, you

0:40:26 Unknown Speaker #2

know, most by umpires, I think, or at least dead. And,

0:40:29 Unknown Speaker #5

like I went

0:40:30 Unknown Speaker #3

wayside dead on the inside,

0:40:37 Unknown Speaker #2

you know? You know what they say If you can't those who can't do teach those who can't play. Yes, you can't live. So shout out to all the umps out there.

0:40:50 Unknown Speaker #1

One of these days, we'll get an up on here and umpires wandering around graveyard, which is what they do when they're not calling game.

0:40:59 Unknown Speaker #5

Well, I know that one of the one of the guys on, uh, what one of the guys on that podcast that we're suing the bleachers loud. Yeah. Thanks, guys, that they're assholes. Yeah, they told

0:41:16 Unknown Speaker #3

us. And what they are they parents of really tired

0:41:21 Unknown Speaker #5

And they also sometimes they up. They volunteer. Yeah,

0:41:24 Unknown Speaker #2

well, these fuckin sports dads, they think they can do anything. I think they're funny. Just cause they got an 11 year old who plays a sport.

0:41:32 Unknown Speaker #3

I don't think they are guys who are jumping all of their frustrations from life into a game that means nothing with their Children

0:41:42 Unknown Speaker #2

that most of the kids don't even want to play. These kids don't know they want to be after. No, no, no.

0:41:48 Unknown Speaker #1

But speaking of being sort of secondarily involved in a sport, Todd, we'll get back. Teoh your job,

0:41:54 Unknown Speaker #3

Todd, your story swearing that your legs don't work,

0:41:58 Unknown Speaker #5

they don't.

0:41:58 Unknown Speaker #3

But they're more muscular than ever. And you cross them over each other. And they you tap your feet any time. Hey, ya by outside,

0:42:06 Unknown Speaker #2

you're showing off your leg

0:42:07 Unknown Speaker #5

shrink. OK, well, on

0:42:09 Unknown Speaker #1

your legs. They never looked better.

0:42:10 Unknown Speaker #5

No, it's just like if you if you can't smell your other senses, become stronger. So as my legs stop working, all my muscles got very strong

0:42:21 Unknown Speaker #1

sizing. There. You

0:42:22 Unknown Speaker #3

can smell what Ray Charles didn't have very felt legs.

0:42:30 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, no, no, It happens with

0:42:32 Unknown Speaker #5

Rand. Charles couldn't see So he was a beautiful feeler. He could feel things better than anybody, right? That's, uh, like you. He

0:42:41 Unknown Speaker #4

was a classic creek was always copping a feel, right? What

0:42:48 Unknown Speaker #5

they left out of my pass on the script for the movie Ray and left everything out of it.

0:42:54 Unknown Speaker #1

They left it out of your past. Yeah.

0:42:57 Unknown Speaker #4

You don't use a day. You don't. Everything out that when

0:43:02 Unknown Speaker #1

you steal the script and you hastily, right, changes into it on the lot and then throw it through the window of the writers

0:43:09 Unknown Speaker #5

rib. Well, I guess that's how you get into the biz. Um, no, but we're not in Hollywood anymore. I don't want to be an actor. I don't want to be a writer. I don't care about art.

0:43:20 Unknown Speaker #2

And you never have.

0:43:21 Unknown Speaker #5

No, no, I'm an athlete. Super my days. I mean, ever since a kid I've been in

0:43:27 Unknown Speaker #4

that I think you're

0:43:28 Unknown Speaker #5

delusional. Thank you. So, yes, I am. I haven't walked on to the football team as I was hopeful for, but I have been around them a lot, and I made my way into the locker room. Uh,

0:43:43 Unknown Speaker #2

Cole? Yeah. Through your own hazing period. Just like Bill over here, right?

0:43:48 Unknown Speaker #5

Yes. Yes. Well, I'm a tackling dummy for the football team right now,

0:43:52 Unknown Speaker #4

Theo. First, first step. Let's be honest. You are hired,

0:43:59 Unknown Speaker #2

boy, and I'm the water boy, because right now you have big

0:44:03 Unknown Speaker #3

iron weights on the bottom of your feet. Almost as if Aguirre sled.

0:44:07 Unknown Speaker #5

Yes, yes. So what they do is they ran me, Evan, slide me across the ground. And at first my legs were bouncing across the ground and flying all over the place. Hey, looked and felt crazy. I mean, I couldn't feel it, but so they attach little sled lakes to me, and I'm a tackling dummy. They've been using me as a T for the bad kickers

0:44:30 Unknown Speaker #2

back back of the good kickers using the realtors in the area. And now I've seen them do this. They make you lay on your back and open your mouth with the tip of the ball, right into the mouth. And the teeth. Yes. If I'm lucky they make contact with the ball, right? And how lucky have you been so far?

0:44:51 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, look at his mouth for pollen football. You're talking around.

0:45:00 Unknown Speaker #5

I'm gonna talk to run the ball. What happened was these kickers were so bad they kept kicking the ball deeper and deeper into my mouth. Wow.

0:45:07 Unknown Speaker #1

So you are

0:45:08 Unknown Speaker #4

you laying towards it? Looked like Arnold from Hey or not, Yes,

0:45:12 Unknown Speaker #5

well, they are calling me football head, and they are telling me to move it all the time

0:45:17 Unknown Speaker #4

so you don't lay that you don't lay face up. You lay with your face facing them. Fall into your well because otherwise

0:45:25 Unknown Speaker #5

the ball goes too far. No one has to retrieve

0:45:27 Unknown Speaker #4

it. I did. I was walking past the practice stadium the other day, and I did see them playing a full scrimmage with your head. Just hiking you and throwing your at

0:45:41 Unknown Speaker #2

it was like watching someone throwing the fox tail. Yes, it's like training

0:45:46 Unknown Speaker #5

high altitude. So this way is like trading with a heavier, more hard to hold ball

0:45:50 Unknown Speaker #4

because you're wiggling, way moving, screaming. You're making

0:45:54 Unknown Speaker #5

it hard for yes, and and they don't go easy on me. When there's a fumble, I would say they almost go harder.

0:46:00 Unknown Speaker #2

players air weird, though, because I've been trying to help them out. And these guys do not like piping hot coffee. E. I mean, you know, kept

0:46:00 Unknown Speaker #4

These little

0:46:08 Unknown Speaker #5

saying you're the water boy.

0:46:09 Unknown Speaker #4

I put the water in the coffee. I threw it out here. I'm the waterboarded in the star

0:46:16 Unknown Speaker #3

quarterback sign your head and give it to a 12 year old boy. And you live with

0:46:21 Unknown Speaker #4

it in a glass case.

0:46:22 Unknown Speaker #5

Yes, well, I lived with for a week and then some of the goons that still memorabilia? No. Some of OJ's old friends arrested. So they're still stealing stuff from Apple s. Oh, these guys with bullets came in. Uh,

0:46:38 Unknown Speaker #2

are these the cool guys? The cooler, different

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uses in his awesome friends in Vegas.

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And they're still holding all that fish?

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Yes. So they stole me back from the kid on and

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tell you

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they tried to sell me and I

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e. Chumley trying todo you have the episode gently wipe your wife is ass with your head on accident.

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That's right. The whole episode was Chumley casting and different things were toilet paper.

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Just It's got Chumley. Chumley White. It's a digital. Siri's right. You quit your exclusive individuals. Yes, you. It's you do bread. It's the flimsy. A spinoff of all time. Again, it's back and

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just back everyone's hearing this correctly. It is you to bread.

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It's one of those things that you just you two got put on every iPhone. So you're going to get

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a new iPhone. In the next year, you'll have Chumley white

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bread bread. Bonneau is the jobs of that of that organization. Here's like the figurehead of YouTube bread

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and on the whole thing is how Bonneau is breeding new

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content. Yes, bread,

0:47:56 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah, and it's all good stuff. I mean, everybody agreed that the only good part of the Kendrick's album Dams the second half of That's our triple X, where it's just Bonneau singing his ass off,

0:48:07 Unknown Speaker #4

I think. Don't you think?

0:48:08 Unknown Speaker #2

Bono, Don't you think Bonner is too humble? I think Bono is just He's staying in his own lane too much. I think he needs to get out there and get a little wilder takeover like world issues. While I wish his glasses would get smaller and more tented, they even even get bigger or smaller. They need to be three times the size and turn into a helmet

0:48:31 Unknown Speaker #4

or according me daft punk, or be a weird little hippie to whine of the to buy anyway. Types

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of charm on the football team. I've achieved my dream.

0:48:46 Unknown Speaker #4

You're not on the team. What dream, Todd,

0:48:49 Unknown Speaker #2

This is such a quick you are bouncing from thing to thing in a way that I did not think we'd see this season because we're in college now. Your nasty. But it would be just right where nasty. Now,

0:49:01 Unknown Speaker #5

look, I'm a nasty as the next guy.

0:49:04 Unknown Speaker #4

Now, we were living in the sex storm. Is that true? What was that? Yes,

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there was on people who were not virgins. Right.

0:49:11 Unknown Speaker #1

Which is, of course, why I'm sleeping on the welcome mat.

0:49:14 Unknown Speaker #5

But now, I mean, now that you've had sex, you could come in. But you've made a nice little home for

0:49:18 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, I like it out there. Honestly, the weather around here is really nice. Um, you know, always 55 raining. And I love that

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now. I

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saw you. Ah, it seems like I saw you. You're at the, uh, the highway 1 51 The on ramp. You have You've really set up

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shop at their Well, I've set up my

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shop there, Right? Yeah, that aerial

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spectacle. It almost looks like you've created some type of Mad Max esque vehicle out of things

0:49:48 Unknown Speaker #1

you found. It looks like that because I have I found ah mo pad That didn't that doesn't have a motor anymore. So it's just a bicycle. So it's just a just a It's just a pad on wheels, huh? No, Uh, sort of got I took, but it's got handlebars. No. Does it have a frame? No.

0:50:09 Unknown Speaker #4

What did you find?

0:50:10 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, I found a decal that says Lopez. Uh and I put it I saw it. I had a fridge aerator movie

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box. You really buried the lead on that?

0:50:19 Unknown Speaker #4

You know, it's a

0:50:22 Unknown Speaker #1

no. I found a refrigerator box and I put a sign on This is my open. Did you, huh? Yeah.

0:50:28 Unknown Speaker #5

I think this refrigerator bucks thing is the is the whole boxers every side, the top to bottom

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on. And it wasn't us.

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It wasn't right in my gentle guys. Glass of liquids

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Guys, are you? You mean to tell me that we're missing were in this again? What, are

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you freaking kidding me? Use rights

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are the refrigerator box that I have called him a pit.

0:50:57 Unknown Speaker #5

That's right. And that is that Dickau look familiar.

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And boy, is my back tired.

0:51:03 Unknown Speaker #1

Wow. Wow. You know, I thought I had done something for myself for once in my goddamn life.

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shit you have down there

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The other

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is not Okay. Good. Okay, great. Okay.

0:51:15 Unknown Speaker #5

And I was saying you were polite, saying it's by the on ramp with 1 51 I'd say you about three miles off the on ramp and people zooming by you. Have you had anybody even see the things you're selling?

0:51:28 Unknown Speaker #4

A worse place to

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get handouts in the middle and then, huh?

0:51:32 Unknown Speaker #2

You're in an alley,

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right? The alley in the middle of the

0:51:37 Unknown Speaker #5

freeway right off the freeway. Yeah. You're there selling all your wares. You've got your cold tamales.

0:51:42 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. Well, who wants a hot one in the name? No, that's what they're supposed to be. No, you're You're selling cold tamales and hot cereal.

0:51:53 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. I love a tamale that is has been sitting in the fridge for a little while so that any oil that's got in there, anything is congealed and it kind of tastes like the consisting of the consistency of like, a toothpaste, darling. Bad putting. You know that

0:52:10 Unknown Speaker #5

you are on the new Netflix special. Ugly guys on This is all

0:52:15 Unknown Speaker #1

we have ugly guys. You have the staying girls, the characters in the game. And my girlfriend is introducing it. Good. Uh, she's

0:52:22 Unknown Speaker #5

producing The show is part of her domination of you. Yeah, you're humiliated.

0:52:27 Unknown Speaker #2

You don't want to be on

0:52:28 Unknown Speaker #1

the show. Well, well on. You said I'm fine with this. As long as it's not aired to everyone.

0:52:32 Unknown Speaker #2

You pitched a show called Handsome Gentlemen, and she said for sure. And you were

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kicked out of the Netflix Billy. And then my girlfriend went in there and got

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the door was open and solve the opposite of your show. Way

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got money, were so Nathan. Anyway, guy that walks through the door.

0:52:50 Unknown Speaker #4

And so it is part of

0:52:52 Unknown Speaker #1

my domination. I like I like the feeling of everybody in the world sort of because she treats me good. She makes me feel sexy. No, she No, she does. She makes you feel sexy. So when everybody in the world like you, that guy's nasty, and then she looks at me and she says, Get in here. Yeah,

0:53:10 Unknown Speaker #2

she's talking about a box in the corner. Just get in here. Yes. She's telling

0:53:17 Unknown Speaker #1

me to bring that boxing to her.

0:53:19 Unknown Speaker #5

Uh, I gotta know. Uh, I haven't felt I'm gonna be a little vulnerable here. Wow, I haven't felt sexy in the longest time. I haven't been made to feel sexy. I don't know. What's that like? Now that must feel so good for

0:53:34 Unknown Speaker #4

you. It is. You know, I've

0:53:36 Unknown Speaker #1

spent my whole life with everyone around me thinking the opposite but to feel desired even if it is desired to be a punching bag, It is like, Oh, I want to be around you so that I can slap you in the on the face And I can, like, pull your nipples and I can Yeah, I can, like, pull your Aiken.

0:53:57 Unknown Speaker #4

This is touching. It's good. I Honestly, I really open like like TOB. You just couldn't

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get all that out of your system. Maybe

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just do the 00 I think

0:54:11 Unknown Speaker #5

this is really sweet. I like hearing you

0:54:14 Unknown Speaker #3

talk about all the other bad things that happen to you all day and we'll go

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along well, I mean, no, I wouldn't

0:54:23 Unknown Speaker #1

say bad things happen to me. A lot of people on the outside looking and say, Oh, those things seem bad, but it's it's a thing that makes me right Got bad. Honestly, honestly, what you guys are doing is so distracting. Oh,

0:54:41 Unknown Speaker #5

well, I think for me, I mean, I am jealous of you. Well, hey, even if your relationship is with the woman that beats you up a treat you like crap. Sounds like my ex wife. Uh,

0:54:54 Unknown Speaker #1

she was nice to you. Well, that is not true. Well,

0:54:58 Unknown Speaker #3

if anyone lead, that relationship is straight. It was your ass.

0:55:01 Unknown Speaker #5

Oh, come on. She wanted too much for May.

0:55:04 Unknown Speaker #4

I wanted you home once a week. Yeah, You can't even do that. Right?

0:55:10 Unknown Speaker #5

So for number work, you know, and I'm gonna artist.

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You are. I thought you were a Nath lead. I've never

0:55:18 Unknown Speaker #3

staying out every night at Smitty's and sleeping next to the jukebox.

0:55:23 Unknown Speaker #5

Well, I told them I'm sleeping next to this true box until you put my favorite song on it. And they said, Look, hey, I was already on here. I said, Well, why can't I find it? It Is it because you're typing in a description of the song that the title of the song as if I'm going I'll see in the morning. I'm going to sleep.

0:55:43 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. And what was your

0:55:44 Unknown Speaker #3

description to? Hey,

0:55:46 Unknown Speaker #5

uh, that's the fun song. The fun song from earlier.

0:55:52 Unknown Speaker #4

Eso No, I'll say

0:55:55 Unknown Speaker #1

this. I think if you went into a bar and you said everybody What song am I thinking of that fun song from earlier? At least one out of 100 people would say, Hey, I think that is a perfect description of that song. Agree? It's a fun song from a little bit ago.

0:56:09 Unknown Speaker #5

The two songs I get when I say that our hehe and bleak Renee twos.

0:56:11 Unknown Speaker #1

Dammit, People, that's that's interesting. Well Oh, guys, I just got a little notification. It It looks like pizza holds gonna actually be here in just a couple minutes, so we don't have to wait a hell. Yes.

0:56:24 Unknown Speaker #5

I put my order through the door for room service. Also, I don't know if that pizza becomes okay.

0:56:30 Unknown Speaker #2

That'll be coming. I'm service timing. So it'll be there when the

0:56:34 Unknown Speaker #5

I just don't want this pizza to spook me, that's all.

0:56:36 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. No, I hear that.

0:56:38 Unknown Speaker #3

Um, I also was thinking about getting a massage through Sam Scare. Okay, Sure. Is that possible? What? What comes with that? The deluxe

0:56:48 Unknown Speaker #2

massage were willing to do whatever kind of massage you would like weaken, Do Swedish tie baseball. So I sell the

0:56:57 Unknown Speaker #1

baseball massage. I think I was the 1st 1 to pay for a baseball.

0:57:01 Unknown Speaker #2

Most. We could do a pumpkin massage. Weaken. Do. OK, so that's the scary part. What? The pumpkin? Well, there's many options, I'm saying. So you could do a baseball. Pretty baseball massage. Should you bring about now or a glove

0:57:15 Unknown Speaker #5

here. I think I've got a bad and said my head here. Uh, if you're Tebow,

0:57:19 Unknown Speaker #2

he's rummaging around in his head like it's some some gym bag and got his t thinks stinks so bad. This smells like when fuckin what's his name had shitty TV.

0:57:32 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah, it's like his head is a perforated gym bag. I can see a budget stuff in there.

0:57:38 Unknown Speaker #2

Okay, Well, good. This is a great Louisville slugger. So, yeah, if you want

0:57:42 Unknown Speaker #5

out of your mind, that one's very sharp. Broken again.

0:57:47 Unknown Speaker #2

Do you mind? Now you're the one that's gonna be getting out.

0:57:51 Unknown Speaker #5

I got a pumpkin massage from an umpire on and I thought it was really nice, but he did keep Cullen. I felt like he kept giving me a full count. I felt like he was gone too many balls. You know,

0:58:05 Unknown Speaker #2

he was probably calling you bald. He's probably just

0:58:07 Unknown Speaker #5

remember that makes sense.

0:58:09 Unknown Speaker #1

That has never happened to me.

0:58:13 Unknown Speaker #2

What? Someone calling you bald? Yeah, Why? Because you have such well, Because

0:58:17 Unknown Speaker #3

I have big, long hair and it's always growing.

0:58:19 Unknown Speaker #4

That's what

0:58:20 Unknown Speaker #2

people say if they have good hair, is that it's big and long. That's That's how you know that your

0:58:24 Unknown Speaker #3

hair's natural. What if you guys want to? We're having a little fund raiser for the frat this weekend. We're going to be selling barbecue chicken plates. Um, I love that. Yeah. And also praying toe bug son and giving up all your worldly possessions.

0:58:42 Unknown Speaker #4

Okay. Again? Yep.

0:58:44 Unknown Speaker #5

Well, I don't know. You know, I'm not a huge barbecue chicken fan, but I will if I can just show up and give bugs on all my possessions. They

0:58:56 Unknown Speaker #3

have to buy by. Yeah,

0:58:57 Unknown Speaker #2

There's something else we can do because I definitely want to. The second part is there. Maybe, maybe something. You know, they're gonna have cotton candy, or I just don't want barbecue chicken.

0:59:07 Unknown Speaker #3

No, but there will be a service. Uh, we're just, uh, non denominational, but we prayed a bug, son, and, um, we also buy his book. Okay.

0:59:22 Unknown Speaker #5

Now, when, uh, what's your sister? Sorority? Because most frats have, like, a sorority that they're gonna pero

0:59:29 Unknown Speaker #4

they tragically died all together. Uh oh. Wait. We're

0:59:35 Unknown Speaker #3

currently not paired up with Sigma Chi o r. But they were called bug daughter. They were called daughter Bug daughter. Rationing was down A rash. Need a whole group was called that Yes, yes, but daughter Rodney's and they died. They started their own. Um, that's so interesting. Yeah, it's very interesting. Frat life is awesome.

0:59:58 Unknown Speaker #1

Is there any Is there any sort of investigation into the mass death there, or

1:00:05 Unknown Speaker #2

was there any foul play that was obvious?

1:00:07 Unknown Speaker #3

Apparently, it doesn't investigated. I think they're haters.

1:00:13 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, well, I heard I heard that they had a big salad salad. Night on beer was a bit There is a big salad bar that was made. And then there was some guys that came through and just sort of doused the salad with ah, sort of tube of some sort of like something.

1:00:29 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah, there was some salmonella outbreak that definitely wasn't me. And my hair is big and long, but yeah, I think you know, that's that's all. Like haters.

1:00:38 Unknown Speaker #4

I don't know if

1:00:38 Unknown Speaker #2

you if you know this about yourself, Bill, but you've started. You started saying lies really obviously and saying that their truth.

1:00:47 Unknown Speaker #5

Which part of those relies? His hair is long.

1:00:50 Unknown Speaker #3

My hair

1:00:50 Unknown Speaker #2

is being in long.

1:00:52 Unknown Speaker #5

I know. I got 23,000 vision, so I can't tell for sure who are

1:00:55 Unknown Speaker #1

23 slash 1000

1:00:57 Unknown Speaker #5

23 slash 1000. So that means, uh, 23 feet away.

1:01:03 Unknown Speaker #4

See it like so much season 1000 1000 feet away. She extra so you're legally blind. Illegally,

1:01:14 Unknown Speaker #5

Illegally by the right. Coming legally blind, illegally blind, illegally blood. Well, it's It's okay. I wish Diva Reese with us room to return my phone calls on.

1:01:27 Unknown Speaker #2

Why she diva? Because she hasn't returned obss ending her much. We call every woman who doesn't return your

1:01:33 Unknown Speaker #5

calls. A diva? Well, it's just, you know, people get so famous and they don't remember where they came from. I famously in the mid nineties.

1:01:42 Unknown Speaker #4

You knew

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her well. I told Reese Witherspoon should never make it in the business. You audition for one of my community feuded place. I said. I said, Yeah, was reaches with this. Well, it was a It was like an old spoon that was kind of going away and had a peanut butter and chocolate treat on it that you could eat anyway. You wanted

1:02:03 Unknown Speaker #4

that was re see withering

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spoon. Everybody knows, re see withering spoon. That wasn't Reese with

1:02:11 Unknown Speaker #4

famous child actor. That's re see withering

1:02:15 Unknown Speaker #5

spoon. Oh, well, I'm emailing the wrong person, then, Uh, well,

1:02:21 Unknown Speaker #2

but okay, they're not Does defense, I hear re see, is

1:02:25 Unknown Speaker #5

a bit of a demon, Aziz. That's who I'm trying to get for illegally blind trying to get the child actor

1:02:32 Unknown Speaker #2

legally blind with recently twittering

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with. So that's who I'm out to right now. I've sent receives some of my, um, passes on other scripts that didn't get accepted.

1:02:46 Unknown Speaker #2

You reaching out to any other actors? Who else

1:02:49 Unknown Speaker #5

was in Legally Blonde? Maybe I can,

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uh, Where'd you raging

1:02:52 Unknown Speaker #3

out, Teoh Giang? Goodbar?

1:02:59 Unknown Speaker #5

Yes. Well, no. At the average. Got to John Goodman. I can't remember. It's it's It's a photo of a Korean dictator was a melting chocolate bar. And in 1993 I told him he never made

1:03:18 Unknown Speaker #4

a business That's John. Good Bar knows

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John Goodman. I'm certain of

1:03:23 Unknown Speaker #1

it. Now you think you're reaching out to John Goodman? You are reaching out to young good bar. Oh, this sounds like a great bind situation. I

1:03:31 Unknown Speaker #4

think there's a people, but do you call my dear there people? Yeah.

1:03:42 Unknown Speaker #5

No, they're people. The little guy inside the door that's made out of glass. You scream through the people to that guy through.

1:03:51 Unknown Speaker #4

That's not a man time.

1:03:52 Unknown Speaker #5

Okay, so I'm crazy. I'm going, really at my neighbor's new bathroom, and I'm going up to a little window in the door, asking for famous child actors that just amalgamated names of real people to be if I play a legally blind, which, by the way, fine, I'll put it out there. It's just a totally ripped off version of Legally Blonde, the musical.

1:04:18 Unknown Speaker #1

Wow, right? Wow. Okay, well 08 The pizza's here. Polls here. So

1:04:26 Unknown Speaker #2

good. Just leave. He's rifling through a trunk

1:04:32 Unknown Speaker #4

here. That weird voice. Wait three guys in a wheelchair. Miss Piggy. Miss Piggy, I want to be whole somebody. Rip is weak. There's do people wearing big hands in this thing. What is going on guys. Colleges

1:05:03 Unknown Speaker #2

turned out to be a struggle.

1:05:05 Unknown Speaker #4

Colleges high. Okay, it'll be 50 to 93 Karmi's. I pay with

1:05:09 Unknown Speaker #1

my card. I paid with my card.

1:05:11 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, okay. I just need your signature. OK?

1:05:15 Unknown Speaker #2

Did you bring the ranch? We are in a bunch of sites. Arrange gets coming out of your

1:05:21 Unknown Speaker #4

tip. No, no, please. I need this blood Crazy. Doctor Bills. What?

1:05:28 Unknown Speaker #1

Okay, Todd way. No, it's, you know, pull. Yes, it is. You know, I'm pulling this pig mask

1:05:35 Unknown Speaker #4

off. Fuck you. It's off. Okay, The travel joke. Tell your standing up right. What about? You know? You know what, guys? Obviously, I think one, honestly, you just write down

1:05:53 Unknown Speaker #2

your share. That was behind you. You just missed

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it. Oh. Oh, I blacked out. I've liked No, you act out.

1:06:02 Unknown Speaker #2

And when put on the Miss piggy out,

1:06:05 Unknown Speaker #1

I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I thought coming to college, we were going to sort of, you know, settle down, focus on

1:06:11 Unknown Speaker #4

your mortal now, and we're nasty. Now

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I just think way pizza. Good. We are.

1:06:20 Unknown Speaker #4

I don't even understand what happened. Howard, I think you need

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a massage. No, I don't need

1:06:24 Unknown Speaker #2

need some tea. Get a baseball messiah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. Well, 0 $200.

1:06:34 Unknown Speaker #3

Just e. That was just you. Him beaning him with ball.

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That's right. That's right.

1:06:40 Unknown Speaker #5

So you got a fast fastball and an inaccurate curveball.

1:06:44 Unknown Speaker #2

Thank you. I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry for your tummy

1:06:48 Unknown Speaker #1

guys. We all do. You need to remember that. We do have classes to go to. And we do. We do have

1:06:53 Unknown Speaker #4

talked about class. Wait. Give me a pop tart and get me out the door. Clock test shoes. They're not even time. Just go. Yeah. All right. Well, 50

1:07:13 Unknown Speaker #5

the teachers 15 minutes late. So we could just leave anyway.

1:07:16 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, All right. All right. Well, hey, you know, we do have to get to class, so we're gonna go do that, But we'll

1:07:22 Unknown Speaker #4

be back. He's talking on a cell phone. Does he take thank you. So I texted to go orders from here. Not at the restaurant Was piggy with. If I read into Kirby, I mean, there's no reason they don't know ease, Miss Piggy, that was part of the business model Muppets. That's illegal pizza. All is fraught with copyright in so many famous movies, we're gonna need a bigger plate. Wait delivery, But we're gonna Teoh.

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But I'm glad that phrase came up right

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after you mentioned it. A lot going on, but well, that's a big piece of way. Okay, so it's just those do? Yeah, it's much. And what's the Taco Bell commercial was inspired by Godzilla. Jesus Christ. All right, He's holding Wilson, your best friend, Risk piggy. Okay, What's the reality way? Got a lot

1:08:46 Unknown Speaker #1

to figure out for next week. So everybody, make sure you tune in next time because we're hopefully going at some updates on our

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educated to be more organized. You were going to be

1:08:54 Unknown Speaker #1

more organized, and we're gonna We're gonna have a lot to say. So everyone

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remember to Bob Sons, the god of all wear

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not changed way. We're not doing the box on