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Released 5/16/2019
In their first mini episode, the guys discuss negotiating and recording from their new location.
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Released 5/16/2019
The guys discuss being activists in Washington D.C.
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Released 5/23/2019
The guys discuss their globe getting hotter, staying at the Waldo and Hamburglary.
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Released 5/30/2019
The guys discuss Sam's restaurant, Howard's new book and listen to some important tapes.
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Released 6/6/2019
The guys reveal the truth about aliens, discuss Todd's play and discover the Illumithotty.
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Released 6/13/2019
The guys discuss some big updates with Howard's book, Billabong and recording in the Las Vegas of the East.
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Released 6/13/2019
As mentioned in the previous episode, this is what cinamini episode 6 sounds like when played in reverse.
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Released 6/20/2019
The guys discuss auditions, Howard's big transformation and Sam's immaculate conception episode.
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Released 6/27/2019
Welcome back to another episode of Van Thieves with hosts Slippery Keith, Ray and Day Marcos and Skiddy Allen. They catch up and hit all their most popular segments like The Van Alert and The Train Segment.
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Released 7/4/2019
With their van now stolen, the guys leave D.C. and record from Port Authority in New York City.
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Released 7/11/2019
The guys embrace New York City after being kicked out of Port Authority.
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Released 7/18/2019
The guys discuss Todd's new play, BKBS and a tugboat tour.
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Released 7/18/2019
The guys unknowingly record themselves taking the train to see The Boss. (Disclaimer: Big Grande would like you to know that they took a chance with this one and failed, but sometimes that's the price you pay when you're an artist).
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Released 7/25/2019
Welcome back to the Teachers' Barge! Hosts Uncle Kevin, James "Beefy"Taloni, Martin "Wash the Shoot"Jenkins and Assistant Captain Freddy Finger share with listeners how they live a life on the barge.
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Released 8/1/2019
The guys discuss becoming official New Yorkers, Howard's wording and Todd's emails.
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Released 8/8/2019
The guys discuss Howard's big new job, Sam's living situation and Todd's play in the park.
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Released 8/15/2019
The guys discuss Howard's big updates in his movie and SNL career, buckholes and pre-RIPs.
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Released 8/22/2019
The guys give Todd advice moments before his big play.
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Released 8/29/2019
Believe it or not, Todd's play actually does not go according to plan.
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Released 9/5/2019
Welcome back to The Beacher's Lounge, where Dave "Tasty Wave"Goldstein, Mannie "The Manatee", Doug and Tater host a podcast from a beach house.
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Released 9/12/2019
With the original crew filming O.J.'s Twitter videos this week, the 24 hosts who have been on the Teacher's Lounge feed make an appearance on a very special episode.
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Released 9/19/2019
Now that they've returned to Hamilton, The Teachers set up their voicemails.
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Released 9/26/2019
The Teachers are honored to be guest editing Hamilton's cafeteria menu.
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Released 10/3/2019
Todd records meeting the parents of some of his difficult students during parent-teacher conferences.
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Released 10/10/2019
Sam takes three of his students out driving.
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Released 10/17/2019
Bill gives Hamilton's basketball team an inspiring halftime speech.
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Released 10/24/2019
Howard joins the cool kids table during lunch.
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Released 10/31/2019
The students at Hamilton attend a pep rally to sell magazines.
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Released 11/7/2019
The school nurse tries to help a few sick students.
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Released 11/14/2019
After school, Mr. Chip works a shift as the monitor for Hamilton's student pick-up lane.
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Released 11/21/2019
The Yearbook Club members meet to discuss this year's themes and superlatives.
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Released 11/28/2019
Bill shows his students a tape of several game shows.
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Released 12/5/2019
Todd runs this week's PTA meeting.
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Released 12/12/2019
A few of Hamilton's students take a test during study hall.
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Released 1/9/2020
Hamilton's janitors meet in the bathroom for their own orientation.
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Released 1/16/2020
Parents support Hamilton's football team.
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Released 1/23/2020
Howard moderates a Q&A with director Terry Morden after a screening of his film.
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Released 1/30/2020
Police officers decide what to bring to the precinct potluck.
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Released 2/6/2020
Students talk to the yearbook photographer on picture day.
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Released 2/13/2020
Welcome to the 3rd or 5th Annual Jannys, an award show that honors janitors around the world.
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Released 3/19/2020
Part one of the 43rd Annual Hamilton Spelling Bee.
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Released 3/26/2020
Part two of the 43rd Annual Hamilton Spelling Bee.
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Released 4/2/2020
Snapshots from a day at the Hamilton school library.
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Released 4/9/2020
The Hamilton cafeteria staff brainstorm ways to spice up their lunch menu.
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Released 4/16/2020
Howard chaperones a school field trip to Spain.
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Released 4/23/2020
Hamilton students brainstorm themes for this year's prom.
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Released 4/30/2020
The Hamilton school board considers building a new field house for the sports teams.
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Released 5/7/2020
Bill pitches the Beef Diaper to a group of men he found on Angie's List.
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Released 5/14/2020
Hamilton celebrates their annual Jubilee, the longest parade in America.
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Released 5/21/2020
Todd leads the staff of Johnson & Morgan through some team building exercises.
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Released 5/28/2020
Bill talks to the press after his basketball team takes a tough loss.
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Released 6/11/2020
Bill calls an Uber after storming out of the press conference.
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Released 6/18/2020
The teachers cut an ad promoting the Hamilton Book Fair.
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Released 6/25/2020
Howard assigns his kids homework before they leave class for the day.
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Released 7/2/2020
The Teachers offer themselves as dates in a charity auction.
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Released 7/9/2020
Three men loiter around a local doctor's office waiting room.
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Released 7/9/2020
The Hamilton bus drivers have a meeting.
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Released 7/16/2020
The hosts of Hamilton's top morning show tape their latest episode.
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Released 7/23/2020
Scenes from a Hamilton golf tournament.
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Released 7/30/2020
Hamilton's principal interviews replacements for the departed teachers.
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Released 12/21/2018
Live from Peecast Blast, the guys talk about LA and do a live read of Todd's play with sailing instructor Commodore Jaxley (Paul F. Tompkins).
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Released 9/28/2016
In the pilot episode of Hamilton High School's first, best, and only podcast hosted by teachers tackling issues about the Hamilton community, Mr. Cravy, Mr. Levi's, Mr. Padre, and Mr. Weatherman discuss some pet peeves, the perils of boogie boarding, and Mr. Levi's announces his mayoral campaign. Then, shop teacher Klaus Kendall (Paul F. Tompkins) comes by to share his deep respect for wood and hatred of animal.
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Released 9/28/2016
Todd gets roasted by his ex-wife's handsome new high school boyfriend. Mr. Levi's disagrees with handicap parking, and gives skateboarding a try. We play another one of Mr Padre's fun word games, and are joined by school librarian Harriet Splooge (Mary Holland). She discusses her failed book fair, making reading sexy again, and the theme for the rapidly approaching prom.
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Released 9/28/2016
Todd goes to therapy, and tries to track down two students who mysteriously died in his class, while Mr. Weatherman tries to promote his deadly limo company with flyers. Mr. Cravy loses another basketball game, and Mr. Levi's comes into money, though his campaign is struggling. Then, Ex-Principal Ray Coufus (Ronnie Adrian) stops by to clear his name, and talk to us about his new Karate Dojo.
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Released 9/28/2016
Mr. Cravy and mayoral hopeful Mr. Levi's are mired in scandal, Mr. Weatherman makes some headway with his new limo company, and Mr. Padre finds a new love. Then, The Rumor Chick (Betsy Sodaro) stops by to drop some school gossip, including a couple of bomb shells that the teachers may never be able to come back from.
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Released 9/28/2016
In this episode, the teachers take some questions, comments, and suggestions from their ill conceived suggestion box, which they've affectionately named The Suggestion Tube. Later, they're joined by their guest, Marla Nuvaring (Jennie Pierson), to discuss everything from Menopause: The Musical, to riding bears.
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Released 9/28/2016
In this episode, the teacher's discuss the chaos that was prom and the events leading up to the big day. They are also joined by Stephanie AIDS (D'Arcy Carden), the head of the prom committee and Iraq War veteran, to unpack what happened.
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Released 4/19/2017
After being unceremoniously fired last season for their role in setting off a dirty bomb at prom, the fellas aren't gonna let legal trouble and underemployment keep them from podcasting. The teacher's welcome good friend, current landlord, and local Jostens rep, Kevin Langhorne to the show to discuss their futures, the benefits of having a disabled family member, and send a few emails in hopes of getting their jobs back.
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Released 4/19/2017
The guys are rehired after making some lofty and potentially impossible promises. Mr. Levi's takes over as head of the school paper, Mr Weatherman invests in the students' mental health, Mr. Padre makes strides toward finally understanding the opposite sex, and Mr. Cravy works to bring the track team from “last to fast.” The teachers are also joined by candidate for school board, Ladysmith Black Mambazo, to discuss the proper temperature for school lunches and the art of disguise.
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Released 4/19/2017
Mr. Cravy works out on a full stomach, Mr Levi's plans a radio tour to promote the school newspaper, Mr. Padre gets into competitive tickling, and Mr. Weatherman's motivational speaking causes some third degree burns. The teachers are joined by their colleague Ms. Smuckers, who's recently had an unfortunate “accident”.
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Released 4/19/2017
Mr. Padre's Poke restaurant's bathroom has its grand opening, Mr. Weatherman's picked up the nickname “The Big Nightmare”, Mr. Cravy's star “human” runner, Cheetahman, is in hot water for licking himself during the national anthem, and a new side of Mr Levi's appears during a confrontation with school band teacher Marty Mountain over Mr. Mountain's controversial teaching methods.
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Released 4/19/2017
The guys have had a very rough week -- some of Sam's students have a complete mental breakdown and end up in “The Danger Zone”, Howard leans on a risky partnership to achieve his goals for the paper, Mr. Cravy falls back on familiar habits after his golden boy trackstar, Cheetahman, is exposed, and Todd finds himself head over heels for a mute masseuse named Steve. The teachers are joined by middle-aged student, Barbara Tasty to discuss what it's like being decades older than your classmates and her unique prom experience.
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Released 4/19/2017
Things aren't looking too good for the teachers. Mr. Levi's questions his relationship with El Chapo, Mr. Weatherman's "Big Nightmare"is only getting bigger, Mr. Cravy had a mishap with a performance enhancing drug, and Mr. Padre's got a gun. They're joined by the richest person in town, Lana Suds, to discuss how to stay grounded when you've got everything you could ever want.
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Released 9/6/2017
After a "mutual"split with Hamilton High School, and a successful presentation to the Levi's board of trustees, the hosts of Teacher's Lounge are starting their very own charter school, Levi's 401 Jeans Presents Swine High School. Then, the guys talk to Swine High's new Italian teacher, Douglas Rafferty about his memorable job interview and his unique teaching philosophies.
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Released 9/13/2017
The teachers discuss the first week of school at Swine High, flying in athletes and investing in Shitcoin. Then school janitor Eddie Klueger stops by to break down the history of his unfortunate condition.
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Released 9/20/2017
The teachers discuss upcoming projects for the school year, shaming referees and Mr. Levi's fappening. Later, Swine High School's editor-in-chief Marley FromMarleyAndMe stops by to ask for a few comments.
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Released 9/27/2017
The guys discuss sloppy joes, Mr. Padre's upcoming theatrical production and Mr. Weatherman's Little Boy Cowboys. Then Swine High School's dinner lady Mildred Upingsbottom stops by to make sure everyone is in a good mood before sharing some important news.
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Released 10/4/2017
The guys discuss losing a Barr bet and share some important news regarding the bottomless piggybank. Then, resident substitute teacher Carly Winston recounts her very interesting history with the Teacher's Lounge hosts.
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Released 10/11/2017
The guys discuss massages, Mr. Weatherman's Little Boy Cowboys and Mr. Padre's new artistic endeavor. Later, Swine High's bus driver Cody Cleghorn stops by to condemn the hook-up culture in his vehicle.
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Released 10/18/2017
The guys discuss taking shamies, the goths and Mr. Levi's's sex life. Later, Bairee the security guard shares stories from his various jobs and has a tense conversation with the hosts.
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Released 10/25/2017
The guys update us about Mr. Levis' and his BBQ. Later, school nurse Daryl Kirkman shares his point of view on Howard's situation and dabbling in plastic surgery.
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Released 11/1/2017
The guys discuss getting back to the basics and keeping things very normal. They also introduce band director and new Teacher's Lounge co-host Stu Taylor.
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Released 11/8/2017
The guys discuss their grand return to Hamilton High, up-and-coming student Podd Tadre and improving more Al. Then, Class Pet Rep Greg LeSessions (Joel Jensen) stops by to talk about his multiple families and selling pets to schools.
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Released 11/15/2017
The guys discuss angry management classes and the end of a jockey's career. Later, Culture Ambassador DarNail Douglas stops by to talk about the significance of his job, specifically after the installment of the Hitler statue.
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Released 11/22/2017
The guys discuss Podd Tadre's very normal high school experience and Stu's sock hop. Later, neighborhood ladies Carol and Linda Johannesburg stop by the podcast to lodge a complaint.
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Released 11/29/2017
Welcome back to another episode of The Preacher's Lounge, where hosts Quintin Rush, Linsey Gold, Butch Davidson and Moshe Epstein discuss issues pertaining to the religious community surrounding Hamilton High School.
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Released 12/6/2017
The guys discuss attending the Gathering of the Juggalos festival and Meet the Farmers assembly. Later, concerned parent Pearl Henderson stops by to get some answers.
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Released 12/13/2017
The guys talk about Bill's new TV show and try to clear things up with Podd Tadre. Later, crossing guard Seymour Bentley (Peter Banifaz) talks about living in a scrapyard and starting therapy.
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Released 12/20/2017
The guys perform a séance to bring Stu back to life during the school's holiday party.
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Released 12/27/2017
The guys address the upcoming Spirit Week festivities, the issues with the school dress code, and the murder in the robotics lounge. Later, school board candidate and poet Ladysmith Black Mambazo returns to suggest school improvements and to reminisce about playing baseball back in the day.
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Released 1/3/2018
The guys move where everyone goes after getting a huge ego and alienating everyone in their home town.
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Released 1/10/2018
The guys discuss their new jobs and dreams in the loving town of Hollywood. Later, casting director Marisa Weird shares some helpful audition tips.
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Released 1/17/2018
The guys discuss working their up in the entertainment industry. Also, singer Matisyahu stops by the show to talk about his transformation.
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Released 1/24/2018
The Preachers record a special episode during their trip to Jerusalem. Then, Reverend Samuel Ezekiel stops by to explain his unorthodox approach to religion.
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Released 1/31/2018
The guys discuss dating, apologies and mannequins.
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Released 2/7/2018
The guys discuss Hollywood secrets, skateboarding and pornography. Then, YouTube Star E. Dream Vignette drops by to talk about becoming famous after the success of her recent viral videos.
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Released 2/14/2018
The guys discuss TV Show: The Movie (A Musical). Later, composer Orn Tornato stops by to chat about male lingerie and some of his famous theme songs, including The Teacher's Lounge.
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Released 2/21/2018
The guys discuss O.J.
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Released 5/2/2018
The boys are back and they're nasty now. Plus, substitute teacher Gym Smith (Scott Aukerman) stops by the show to talk about his experiences after a life-changing incident.
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Released 5/9/2018
The guys discuss the founding daddies, sub-marines and Sam Scare.
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Released 5/16/2018
The guys discuss Todd's new product and help Bill prepare for his special day. Then crossing guard Corey B. Mobbin (Ego Nwodim) stops by the show to talk about football and his mother.
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Released 5/23/2018
Welcome back to the Bleachers Lounge podcast, where hosts Hal Phillips, Cliff Mountains, Doug Piscoli and Home Run Henderson discuss their sons' baseball teams.
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Released 5/30/2018
The guys discuss typical frat stuff and Todd's role on the football team. Then waitress Dolly Price (Julie Brister) stops by to talk about her experience working at the Pick Me Up café.
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Released 6/6/2018
The guys discuss Wee-pee, Howard's teeth and Bill's wedding day.
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Released 6/13/2018
Today's the big day. The guys prepare for Bill's wedding with Bhagson.
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Released 8/15/2018
The guys discuss taking up residency at a new summer camp.
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Released 8/22/2018
After returning from their long hike, the guys talk to camper Simon (Fran Gillespie) about his experience at Camp Idontwannabehere.
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Released 8/29/2018
The guys discuss Matcha Man tea and Todd's Prodcast. Then Camper Chadwick Bossman (Ego Nwodim) stops by to discuss his success business at Camp Idontwannabehere.
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Released 9/5/2018
Welcome back to another episode of The Creatures' Lounge, where hosts Preston "Poor Choices"Phillips, Hampton "Fat Face"Monroe, Billy "Big Foot"Johnson and Ted "Thunderlips"Harmonica discuss their hope-to-be touring blues band The Creatures. Later, legendary blues musician Guitar George (Matt Besser) stops by to jam with The Creatures and share stories from his vast career.
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Released 9/12/2018
The guys discuss the campaign for Lunatic in the Lighthouse. Later, sailing instructor Paul Morrison (Eugene Cordero) stop by the show to discuss how he instructs sailing.
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Released 9/19/2018
Todd gives engineering the show a shot and we see how smoothly it goes. Plus, camper Jacob (Nicole Byer) joins the guys to talk about wrestling and animals.
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Released 9/26/2018
On the season finale, the guys discuss the end of summer camp and the big triathlon. Then, current Lunatic in the Lighthouse Jedidiah Skrins (Paul F. Tompkins) debates candidates Bill and Blunt on election night.
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Released 11/21/2018
After passing away, the guys set up shop in their new normal location.
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Released 11/28/2018
The guys discuss their new work release program with Food Court Employee Paxton Wallop (Justin Michael).
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Released 12/5/2018
The guys discuss The Big "Holiday"Spectacular, Bass Pro Shop and the mall robber.
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Released 12/12/2018
Welcome back to The Bleachers Lounge podcast, where hosts Hal Phillips, Cliff Mountains, Doug Piscoli and Home Run Henderson discuss their sons' baseball teams. The dads talk about updates to the league and interview mom Carrol Jerreau about recently joining her daughter's team.
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Released 12/19/2018
The guys cry about their dads and talk to Things Remembered employee Keleb Perrier (Bryan Safi).
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Released 12/26/2018
The guys discuss the professional bass man and a big proposal. Then Kevin (Sam Richardson) stops by to talk about how he became a massage therapist at the mall.
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Released 1/2/2019
The guys discuss the Holiday Spectacular, the mall robber, and the devil's final decision.
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Released 9/18/2019
After exploring several career paths, hosts Bill Cravy, Howard Levi's, Todd Padre and Sam Weatherman return to their roots at Hamilton High School. The Teachers fill in listeners on their pasts and discuss their future goals at Hamilton. Later, A.P. P.E. Teacher Original Fig (Paul F. Tompkins) stops by to discuss secret knocks, Student on Wire and takes a very special test.
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Released 9/25/2019
The Teachers discuss Howard's El Pollo Loco, share some updates on their first week back at Hamilton and heckle a ribbon cutting ceremony. Then, the guys interview their first famous person on the show -- D'Arcy Carden. D'Arcy talks about going to high school in the Bay Area, almost plays Fake First, Fake Last and does a table read of Todd's play.
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Released 10/2/2019
The Teachers listen to Howard's self-tape commercial audition and discuss side jobs. Later, Jackie Redbone (Carl Tart) stops by the studio to talk about providing lavatories for the Fall Festival.
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Released 10/9/2019
The Teachers discuss Todd flushing Howard down the toilet, Bill's Doubletime Show, and Sam becoming Pumpkin Spiced. Then, famous Hamilton alumnus Matty B (Matt Besser) stops by to promote his new special Pot Humor and address his issues with The Teachers.
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Released 10/16/2019
The Teachers discuss Howard becoming friends with cool kids and Bill's toe ring collection. Later, Greta Titelman stops by to discuss working at Intermix in high school, her prom story and they all sing Respect!
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Released 10/23/2019
The Teachers discuss Todd's new love interest and Sam's scream therapy session. Later, sex ed teacher Amanda Dink (Jessica Jean Jardine) stops by to give The Teachers some much needed advice.
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Released 10/30/2019
The Teachers discuss Todd's "original"poems, throwing a Halloween rager at Howard's place and revisit Bill's hair. Then, Mitra Jouhari stops by to talk about her new podcast Urgent Care and gives the teachers some very honest advice.
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Released 11/6/2019
The Teachers discuss the theme to this year's winter formal dance and Bill's vast game show history. Later, art teacher Mr. Lennon (Jon Gabrus) stops by to share how his wild military background inspires his artwork.
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Released 11/13/2019
The Teachers discuss their recent wins, losses and Todd's upcoming worst-selling memoir. They also get ready for the global warming-themed winter formal, which is coming soon! Later, choir director Carol Grotski (Natalie Palamides) stops by to talk about the rock songs she's writing for the Jewish play and her signature musical flourishes.
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Released 11/20/2019
The Teachers discuss being in hair denial, the lunchroom protests and the new player on Hamilton's basketball team. Then James Doody Dench (Adal Rifai) stops by to share how he teaches his humilities class.
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Released 11/27/2019
The Teachers discuss Bill's scouting and scatting techniques and what the guys are thankful for this Thanksgiving. Later, substitute teacher Gym Smith (Scott Aukerman) returns to share some big news!
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Released 12/4/2019
The Teachers discuss Howard's lazy TV pixelation and Todd accidentally plays a very important tape. Later, American history teacher Howard Chico (Oscar Montoya) stops by to talk about being very tall and shares his audition for Smart Car.
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Released 12/11/2019
The Teachers discuss Todd's audition for a dating show and Sam's big Black Friday haul. Later, student Braden (Mary Sasson) spends part of his detention with The Teachers to learn a few lessons.
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Released 12/18/2019
The Preachers return to discuss the biggest building in our Milky Way and how the Lord continues to work in mysterious ways. Later, they welcome sinner Dusty (Demi Adejuyigbe) to the show for their famous segment Like a Conversion.
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Released 12/25/2019
The Teachers discuss South Pole Santa, Christmas traditions and their charity work this holiday season. Later, parent Tammy Pinkerton (Laci Mosley) stops by to talk about what may or may not be a pyramid scheme.
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Released 1/1/2020
The Teachers discuss their New Year's resolutions, middle finger techniques and Uncut Jims. Later, New Year's baby Wanda (Jamie Denbo) stops by to share how she's improved parties for 80 years.
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Released 1/8/2020
The Teachers discuss their new podcasts and listen to Bill's guided meditation episode. Later, substitute math teacher Gloria Daniels stops by to talk about scampi and being on So You Think You Can Dance.
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Released 1/15/2020
The Teachers discuss Bill's new relationship and Todd's big announcement. Later, Hamilton's security guard Tannis Glassmore (Ayo Edebiri) stops by to talk about filming viral videos and dating a Saturday Night Live cast member.
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Released 1/22/2020
The Teachers discuss Todd's experience with the IRS and being on Titanic 2. Later, morning radio student DJs TikTok and The Wiz (Zach Reino and Jessica McKenna) stop by to talk shop with The Teachers.
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Released 1/29/2020
The Teachers break down Bill's platform for the upcoming basketball coach election. Later, parent Mrs. Glass (Rekha Shankar) confronts The Teachers about allegedly kidnapping her son from 8 to 4 pm every day.
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Released 2/5/2020
The Teachers discuss Sam's special "You Might Be a Soy Boy,"The Jannys and getting on dating apps. Later, conflict mediation club director Ms. Zig (Amanda Lund) stops by to help The Teachers work through their issues.
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Released 2/12/2020
The Teachers discuss Bill's new invention, Howard's dating life and Sam's rock climbing experience. Later, student Marigold Praxyamakhoun (Kulap Vilaysack) stops by to talk about her journey of becoming a famous popstar.
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Released 2/19/2020
The Teachers discuss Todd's phone calls, Howard being benched in life and Bill's Shark Tank pitch. Later, parent Mr. DeLorean stops by to talk about his daughter's bullying at school and home.
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Released 2/26/2020
The Teachers discuss Howard accidentally calling the vice principal mom, Theatre Pass and Bill considers taking a big next step to get the word out on Beef Diaper.
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Released 3/4/2020
The Teachers discuss Howard filling in as basketball coach and their new addiction. Later, Brock Brostein (Rob Huebel) stops by to discuss his speech at the school assembly about drinking and driving.
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Released 3/11/2020
The Teachers discuss player-mascots, a telegram from Bill and Todd's new relationship. Later, Hamilton Middle School student Luke Krakoski (Kimia Behpoornia) stops by to learn a little bit about going to Hamilton High.
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Released 3/18/2020
The Teachers talk about Goop, hugging, and Howard's disastrous slam dunk contest. Later, Bishop R.L. Bakes (Jacquis Neal) stops by to save Todd's soul with his holy oil.
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Released 3/25/2020
The Teachers talk about the Easter Bunny, the first viral video, and the pattern game. Later, Hamilton's dairy supplier Mr. Hasan (Mano Agapion) stops by to explain why lactose tolerance is more important than ever.
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Released 4/1/2020
The Teachers talk about hell, Todd's step count, and Howard's fear of water. Later, Bill's brother Chris Cravy (Devin Field) makes his bid to become a permanent co-host of the show.
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Released 4/8/2020
This week's episode was recorded in the early 2000s, while the Teachers were living in Cancun. Howard explains why he's a Jerry Springer purist, Sam doesn't regret betting on Y2K, and Bill tries to get closer to Enrique Iglesias through his son.
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Released 4/15/2020
In another 2000s-era episode recorded in Cancun, Howard spends an afternoon with Steve Wilkos, Todd fights with his parasite, and all the Teachers wonder: where are the chips?
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Released 4/22/2020
In Cancun, the Teachers are still trying out new show intros. Sam is being followed by a hammerhead shark, Todd goes on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?, and Bill gets choked up at his daughter's wedding.
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Released 4/29/2020
This week in Cancun, Bill's alter ego becomes a sensation, Sam explains the mechanics of horse hell, Todd laments his rejected Ben & Jerry's ideas, and Howard takes up urine prospecting.
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Released 5/6/2020
Spring break seems to be wrapping up in Cancun, but the Teachers are still here (along with some infamous assassins). Todd tests his new app Napster, Sam is running a seven layer boat, and Bill performs at a penny peep.
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Released 5/13/2020
The Teachers are packing up and preparing to leave Cancun, having just been offered jobs at Hamilton High. But Bill's getting offers from the NCAA, Todd wants to go to Hollywood to pitch his film "Fun On A Plane,"and hopefully El Crapo or Pablo Pisscobar don't show up to derail their plans...
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Released 5/20/2020
Hello ballies! The Bleachers Lounge is back, as Hal Phillips, Cliff Mountains, Doug Piscoli and Homerun Henderson discuss their religious beliefs, the Big Bad Wolf, and delicious crim brulee.
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Released 5/27/2020
The teachers return to the Lounge this week! Sam is trapped in a box, Bill recounts his struggles to sell the beef diaper on the road, Howard has started an OnlyFans, and the episode wraps up with a big announcement.
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Released 6/17/2020
Superintendent Charles Minipig (Paul F. Tompkins) joins the teachers to help them plan Hamilton’s graduation ceremony, including taste-testing the appetizers they plan to serve.
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Released 6/24/2020
The teachers (and Mike Ehrmentraut) recap Hamilton's graduation ceremony, including their wardrobe malfunctions and hot mic moments, and finally say goodbye to the podcast.
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Released 7/1/2020
In 2034, the former hosts of the Teachers Lounge reunite for Todd's funeral, which he is directing himself from beyond the grave.
Released 10/21/2021
On the season 10 finale, The Teachers discuss the Association of Dumb Farmacists, the big reveal of Howard’s last name, and O’Crevus
Released 10/14/2021
The Teachers discuss the Charmin TikTok House, O’Crevus, and their self-care routines.
Released 10/7/2021
The gang discuss Tomatoes, the potential takedown of Howard’s last name, and share a day in the live of The Teachers.
Released 9/30/2021
Hello ballies! Hal Phillips, Cliff Mountains, Doug Piscoli, and Homerun Henderson discuss the new league rules, new sponsors, and removing the duds from the team.
Released 9/23/2021
The Teachers discuss TicksTok, Bikinis, and prepare for the alumni event.
Released 9/16/2021
The Teachers discuss the upcoming school play, sabotaging the rival basketball team, and bury the hatchet with a few former foes.
Released 9/9/2021
The Teachers are back! They discuss what's new with the crew, plan for a very special event, and take a walk down memory lane.
Released 8/2/2022
The Teachers are back! They discuss their new business venture to prove their worth to Hamilton High School.
Released 8/11/2022
The Teachers discuss the new classes available at the 13th Street Fitness & Wellness Center.
Released 8/18/2022
The Teachers discuss Howard’s terrarium in the racquetball court and what business should reside above the gym.
Released 8/25/2022
The Teachers discuss Todd’s play, price matching with other gyms, and answer a few questions from gym members.
Released 9/1/2022
The Teachers discuss the latest updates at the gym and have a very easy to follow second half.
Released 9/8/2022
The Teachers discuss Todd’s play and do some deep reflection after meditating.
Released 9/15/2022
Released 4/4/2021
In the the final episode of The Story of Jesus, The Preachers discuss the resurrection of Christ with Jesús Resurrecion (Carl Tart).
Released 3/28/2021
In part three of The Story of Jesus, The Preachers discuss the death of Christ with Dr. Lindsey Eminem (Ayo Edebiri).
Released 3/21/2021
In the second installment of The Story of Jesus, The Preachers learn about the life and entourage of Christ from historian Huster Blunch (Lauren Lapkus).
Released 3/14/2021
The Preachers return with a 4-part Easter special about the story of Christ. In episode 1, theologian Tamson Popples (Paul F. Tompkins) joins Lyndsey Gold, Butch Davidson, Moishe Epstein, and Quentin Rush to discuss the birth of Jesus.
Released 12/15/2021
A few security guards take a short break to partake in a white elephant gift exchange.
Released 12/15/2021
Parents bring their kids to sit on Santa’s lap and share what they’d like for Christmas.
Released 12/15/2021
A father brings his sons to a lot to pick out a Christmas tree.
Released 12/15/2021
The manager of a Tesla store talks to his sales team about the Tesla holiday event.
Released 12/15/2021
The owner of the Brookstone franchise hosts the mall’s menorah lighting ceremony.
Released 12/15/2021
A few dads have lunch together at Sbarro.
Released 12/15/2021
Some holiday gift wrappers talk to a few customers about their gifts.
Released 12/15/2021
People stop by an engravement store to pick up their purchases.
Released 12/15/2021
A couple of local actors portray the nativity scene at the mall.
Released 12/15/2021
A few people audition to play Santa during the mall’s annual Christmas performance.
Released 11/26/2020
Employees attempt to solve the multiple issues at a Chevron-McDonald's.
Released 11/27/2020
Customers ask a few questions to the owner of an energy healer shop.
Released 12/3/2020
Two Subway employees make sandwiches for customers.
Released 12/10/2020
3 customers talk to the owner of a local ribeye restaurant.
Released 12/17/2020
A few convenience store employees shed some light on their day-to-day operations.
Released 12/24/2020
3 rich snobs meet a hitchhiker at a rest stop.
Released 12/31/2020
A grandpa teaches his son and two grandkids a few life lessons at a rest stop.
Released 1/7/2021
Four truck drivers say goodnight over their CB radios.
Released 1/14/2021
Four members of a road crew fill in holes off Exit 42.
Released 1/21/2021
A few people ask questions to someone working the front desk of the Exit 42 Visitor Center.
Released 1/28/2021
A few customers buy some fireworks.
Released 2/4/2021
Four cooks discuss how to improve their street-side stand.
Released 2/11/2021
Two couples share a table at a crowded Cracker Barrel.
Released 2/18/2021
A few people attend Robert’s Gazpacho Show.
Released 2/25/2021
A few customers put their orders in at Hank’s Beans.
Released 3/4/2021
A customer talks to a few employees at a Harley-Davidson dealership.
Released 3/11/2021
A few people get to know each other at a laundromat.
Released 3/18/2021
A concierge answers a few calls from the front desk of a motel.
Released 3/25/2021
A film crew help someone make a commercial for his car dealership.
Released 4/1/2021
A few tow truck drivers help drivers in need of their assistance.
Released 11/28/2020
Welcome to Last Resort! The podcast where billionaire jet-setters, Eat, Pray, Lovers and a family of five looking for a nice getaway can tune in to get the inside scoop on the goings-on of the 124th best off-beach Gulf Coast vacation spot in the beautiful US of A -- Subtle Shores Resort and Buffet.Hello! We're manager Skip and sea captain Sidney Powell, singer Croonin' Dwanye Newman, and handyman Joe "Drop Cloth" Young. On our very first podcast episode, we go around the horn (trumpet sound, joking) and share a little bit about ourselves. We discuss r/SkipFreakouts, Joe's double bankruptcy, and Dwayne's contribution to the Pepto Bismol jingle. Stay tuned for what parts of the resort are closed this week, one of which directly impacts our location residing 300 feet off an 80 mph interstate.
Released 11/28/2020
This is a big week for Subtle Shores! Our new business consultant has arrived and has a lot of notes. We address the customer complaints such as the in-room coffee vending machines and an Opposite Day-installed sprinkler system. Skip asks for some guidance for his son's (Dennis the Lunatic) misbehavior and Dwayne shares feedback on his episode of Botched. And for the sake of transparency, we decide to each share our line-item budgets.
Released 12/2/2020
Welcome back everyone! We’re just 4 weeks away from the grand re-opening of the Subtle Shores Offshore Casino. Skip walks us through how shooting a commercial for the resort went and Drop Cloth describes filming TikToks of Dwayne’s jingles.Later, Sidney contemplates hiring the pirates who have been looting the company boat. We also have a heated debate about accepting sponsorships to support the casino and end with some promo pitches. REMINDER: Kids eat free before 5 AM!
Released 12/9/2020
Huge news at the top of the show! Things are lookin' good for the Subtle Shores crew. We talk about Dwayne's jury going on tour, Dennis the Lunatic's new love for his Uncle Sidney, and our griddle massage table. Drop Cloth shares his experience on the new dating app Stuffed Mushrooms and we debate if bro code applies when bro is dating animal.Nevertheless, we're just a few weeks away from grand opening of the offshore casino portion of Subtle Shores!
Released 12/16/2020
We're very excited to recap the soft open of the off-shore casino! Dwayne debuts his OnlyWayne page and Skip discusses using the elliptickle. After the break, we read some reviews from The Compliment Box and break down The New New Testament. This episode is sponsored by The Cowhouse.
Released 12/23/2020
Hello friends! We're back this week talking about the scientists and associates studying Sidney's feet. We also finally fired our non-confrontational lawyer and hired someone new. (huge, for us). There's an important/unintentional name change to the offshore casino, and we read some very honest reviews of Subtle Shores. This episode is sponsored by CBGB's Radios.
Released 12/30/2020
This week, we announce our new television network Subtle TV! Sidney talks about his turned down show Stepped in Ship, Dwayne shares his bottom-of-the-charts hit "Five,” and Droey talks about living in a fan-house. We also have a lot of thoughts on Off-Skip'd. RIP David Schwimmo. This episode is sponsored by Big Willy's Luxury Truck Stop.
Released 1/6/2021
We discuss Skip's massive reveal! Unfortunately, we all had a hard out early in the episode, so please enjoy this simmer reel from our network Subtle Shores TV for the second half.
Released 1/13/2021
We share some important updates about the rocket launch to space and prepare for our futures.RIP The Mayor. This episode is sponsored by Nexus Energy Healer Shop.
Released 1/22/2021
We record the season finale live from the Subtle Shores Rocket Launch Zone, specifically inside the cockpit.

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