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s11e07

Big Stinkies

Originally aired: September 15, 2022
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You know, guys, I'd never tell anybody this, but I'm actually kinda glad.

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Yeah. Why would you never tell anybody?

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Because I don't I don't know. People you know, we have a history of not being the most successful people in sometimes people say, you know, you guys are quitters or you guys are, you know, getting out while the getting is good, you know, and

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i think you have some survivors guilt. I think that's for

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that helps. That's a great analysis.

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Yeah. And I just don't want people, you know

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but this wasn't a failure. It was a choice.

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Yeah. Yeah. Well, our job.

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When I was in war and I I had the most friendly fires of all time in one day.

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Right. And I They keep those stats.

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Yes.

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Gosh. I thought

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you guys could do that.

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point nine o a r

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Three

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excuse

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me? No. Baseball. Oh, three point nine DRA. DRA -- Yeah.

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--

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for friendly fire. I I was up fourth every time they seemed It was incredible. They're like, here comes the clean up guy.

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The amount of grand slams you committed with with May fifteen is amazing.

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Right in the back. Mhmm. And I, when I got home from war, I had survivor's killed. Right. I should have. Yeah. You

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should have because you're out for the reason these things

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are That's what survivors go. Yeah. Oh, that murderers go. Yeah. What that's A lot of these murders, they have murderers guilt.

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I have to stop you.

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Okay. Okay.

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I have to stop you. Thank you for your service.

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you so much for your service.

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Okay. Thank

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Hey. Thank you.

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Hey. And everybody hear me say that? Thank you for your service, Todd Pod. Todd, Todd.

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Thank you for your service, Todd. Because it's always really important to remember who to think.

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Todd Yes. Thank you.

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No one said that to you after you were a preacher. Right? Thank you for your service. No.

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And you were pretty mad about that. You sort of stomped around the doughnut brunch afterwards.

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No.

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You were loud at the doughnut brunch, you gave your pastor speech?

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That's the thing. The whole point of the doughnut brunch is to tell the preacher about how well he did.

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Why why are the doughnut free.

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Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and by the way, if you're the preacher, you get to the brunch last. So you know what that means? No more good donuts. So I'm sitting there eating long, twisted Maple bars

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with no confidence.

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best one. Yeah. For me, I'm I'm I'm twisted. Walks

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That's the

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by. They don't they typically don't twist the Maple bars. They're they're not bars anymore once they've been twisted.

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Well, what happens is sometimes if

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too many people grab for

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the Maple bar, which is not bad. The same time they get trum jumbled up into a little braid.

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I see. So it's

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more of, like, it's from, like, the heat of people's hands.

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Well, and I saw you, you were sort of sitting over in the corner with the whole sort of big selection of weird donuts, and everybody was giving you a wide berth. I mean, you think people would come right up to you.

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All the way around.

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Right. You had that one made out of Oreos look like cow chocula. Yeah, well. And you were not happy. Very little dough, mostly cooked

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well, here's the thing is we thought that nine dollars for the hardest heat donut in the world was a good business plan.

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Oh, yeah. We ran worse doughnuts for a while in town. Never anything you want, never a glaze, never a chocolate covered, never

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well, we we have a chocolate covered, than I'd type of bowl of cheerios. I didn't

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give it to you. All of ours were things that kids look to look at, but you don't like to eat. Exactly. That was our

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well, we sort of said, like, what's the problem with the donut store? Doesn't look enough like the Apple store. You know what I mean? Donut stores should be fan year, you should have to spend twenty or thirty minutes in

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there just to get a dollar And our donuts would have would be covered in glass so they could break. Yes. And then this fucker opened a kiosk at the mall and started just repairing our donuts for half the price.

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Unbelievable. Luckily it burned down.

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Yes. Fuck us.

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He's I remember it was luck.

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It was lovely. Luckily and burned down the same night we were seeing on the security cameras. Ben or Paul Saul stop file.

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The fire department did rule luck, not not arson, they said luck.

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And that has nothing to do with us slipping them a little bit of cash.

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No. No. Dan hydrants. They get paid with hydrants. They get paid in bright red, high Have you

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ever noticed how much these firefighters love hydrants?

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They're obsessed with them.

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They're not

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more than dogs peeing. Yeah. Yeah. They like dogs peeing. Well, firefighters will go after the mail too.

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Yes. The mail.

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Not the not the mailman. The mailman, the mail. Yeah. Well, you guys have

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firefighters Just sit down when you get to your chair. Nope. They do three little turns and they smell it, and then they sit down.

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That's right. That's right.

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But I love when a firefighter shakes. I mean, it's one of the easiest tricks to to teach him. Or her?

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Yes. Absolutely. Dogs being tree forever has to be treated like dogs can be any gender.

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Yeah. That's really modern. That's modern. And we're modern.

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We're modern. We're modern now.

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And we're bearing the lead a little bit, folks.

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Yeah. What were you guilty about?

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We're we, you know, had to make a big announcement this week, you know.

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We went public.

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We went going public with our we went public with our big announcement that we have to some, unfortunately, to us, fortunately, in the money sense, we have decided to liquidate our asset, which is the third street health wellness Center.

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Yes. Here. But due to an incredible offer, incredible offer. Well, it's because we had the most joints in the last three weeks of any gym in the country. Uh-huh. Yep. Skyhigh -- Right. -- membership. Mhmm. And we we we took advantage of that, and we sold to Walberg.

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Look, we sold the Walberg and the Walbergers family and we were I'm not ashamed to admit it. We were in over our heads

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--

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yes.

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--

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and we got into something quickly that we thought was gonna be good and fix our lives. It didn't. And so we quit and made a lot

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of money.

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But I could say -- Powerpoint,

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that you made.

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Thank you

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that was it was un because we were in over our heads. We were hemorrhaging money. We had a lot of stuff to hide. Yeah. But we put on a brave face like all business people do when they sell company -- Yeah.

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--

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and

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and they lie about it doing bad -- Yeah.

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and trick somebody into buying it.

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--

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Yeah. And I'll tell this I was I was shocked. I wanted, you know, I wanted to not necessarily go the the full lie route, tell, you know, make it seem like everything was great. So I did include a couple of the sort of less than savory items. For example, I informed Walberg of the scheduled Ocrevis versus the big towel fight.

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And he was excited.

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Mhmm.

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Oh, are you kidding me? You would think that's a bad thing. You're gonna have a huge towel right fighting a monster. A monster or right?

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He's just got a business sense. Yes. He has turned some of the worst things known to man in two money

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--

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mhmm. -- over and over again.

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Well, we've all seen his

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hit It's being weird.

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Well, and a lot of times, probably due to his Hey, you

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know, Mel Gibson.

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It's and a lot of that is due to his schedule. We've all seen the schedule that he highly publicized.

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Well, it's just a big motivation for him buying, I think. Yes. You mean

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well, if you wake up at two AM and go to sleep at four PM every day, you have so much time. You you have to fill your days. So what else is he gonna do?

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Well, it's it's as if he wrote what would to maybe the ideal dating profile. I get up at two. I work out for three hours, I pray for four.

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Yeah.

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I hang out with my brothers who are dumb as rocks.

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I have breakfast with my family for fifteen minutes.

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I sell burgers that are lie in lime green boxes. And then I go to sleep at midnight. I mean, that's, like, great. Get, let's go on another date right away because you are a man who has it together. I wanna

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i don't wanna date someone who has friends. You know, or like things they do that can include me.

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Have you noticed famous people don't have friends? You know why? Because they're too busy being famous.

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They don't need them.

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We don't need them. They don't. Because they're friends. They're loving and adoring audiences.

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That's why I never got

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famous audiences hate me, but I have a lot of friends.

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You have a

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lot of friends.

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I'm thinking from

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all right now.

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Oh, yeah. There's

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oh, well, there's o j?

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No. I stabbed him. Remember? Yeah. He's in the hands.

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Dang.

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Dang.

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Oh. Well,

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you're therapist?

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You're a mannequin therapist.

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Yes. We crossed the boundary as far as the therapist plans on relationship. I wish.

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Go ahead.

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What other boundary is there?

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Friendship. You get your friends with the therapist.

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Right. You do everything to the therapist except sex

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is what we thought. Yeah. Right.

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But anywho yeah. Howard, you really killed that presentation.

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Thanks.

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Who is it? Fifty slides.

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Fifty fifty slides. I only I used the template on them because I you know, if it ain't broke, don't fix it is what I always say. And the tenth A lot of

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because the middle was just fill in this space here.

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Yep. Warm. It's some

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i love you.

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Hey. Hey.

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But you guys gotta admit. I sold

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that Lauremipsom like it was like it was you did,

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the title. Laura mipsom bro.

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That's awesome. Yeah.

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Yeah. I kept I kept saying it. I kept saying it. It would come up in there and be like and and gross revenues for the last quarter at our snack bar.

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But what was really crazy is when you got a bidding war between the Walburgs and the Baldwin. Yep. That was And the

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brothers started bidding against each other,

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and it was All thirty of them were in

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were in

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the audience. And and The ones you know and that

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you don't know. I'll auctioneer.

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Hey. Come back in

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that was it. Yeah.

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He wouldn't even wait on people to bid. He would just start going up. Before there, I'm

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going Oh,

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yeah. You

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knew. Be all the way up for

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and you had the biggest you were hidden behind your belt buckle it was so big. Oh, well, I

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say this. If you're an auctioneer and your belt buckle doesn't touch your hat, you're not doing it right.

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You rolled in, like, Jesus's tomb's rock. You rolled in, like, the door to Jesus' do.

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A lot of people are saying, is it just the belt buckle that's oversized? No. It's also the hat, the boots, and the pants.

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And when you say sold, usually they hit the gavell, you're doing the carnival strongman hammer.

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Yeah. Yeah. That was unbelievable.

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That was great. And so event actually the the Baldwin were outbid by the Walbergs and it you know it was a big talk amongst the New England fake liberal racists.

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Yeah. I will say it was tough to run

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the whole thing Because we kept having to pause to talk to hear about Alec Baldwin and talk about how much he had missed his kids during this. It was it was really hard to see him so distraught and actively participate.

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And we kept saying, Alec, you should not be here. You are going through some really serious, heavy stuff. You're We don't need you on social media, and we don't need you at an auction for a gym. And he said, this is the most important place. Well, yeah,

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of course, of course, has murderers remorse I mean, there's not a We've all

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been there. We've all been

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i I will say it is great being amongst such creatives as an actor. I'm I'm sidling up next to Danny Walberg.

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It's gonna say.

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And we are really talking acting me in the Walbergs, and it's like,

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i noticed you had a really what seemed like emotional conversation with Donny Walberg.

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Yeah. He's so good. Because he's not vaccinated. Is that why? It's what he said.

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Oh, because I've always wondered, like, what is so weird about him? Do you know what I mean? Like, When I watch him on blue bloods, I'm like, there's something that feels sort of alien ask about this guy.

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I went to an acting class the other day, and they sucked my Moderna out of me, and I was able to connect with -- Right.

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--

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tennessee where you spare foot the park like you never believed. Right. Right. I was barefoot in the damn part. They they bled me like a snake at a rat snake invention got my maternity out into

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a shop.

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Me and my teeth.

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And speaking of Bill, thank you so much for taking us to a rattlesnake invention. I guess, we all know what you're talking about. And I don't receive anything like this where it's the whole convention where they just

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be It's the coolest convention you could ever go to. Well They milled these snakes.

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They revealed the twenty twenty three Diamond Back, which which is it's teeth lift up now.

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What do you if you guys remember, I was brave enough to get up there and try to accept some of the milked venom into the

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cup. Right.

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Of course, missed the cup went right into my hand, and I had to go to the hospital for ten years. This was back

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in the dorm.

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So the hospital

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was black. Whole where you can spend ten years and it feels like two days.

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And Oh, yeah. You went to Christopher Nolan. Take Christopher Nolan. Take it, Sabrina.

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You get in there, you're so confused, but you walk out and

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you're like, that was good.

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But can you tell

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you You also came out uncircumcised.

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I was fully uncircumcised. I was re circumcised. You recircumcised.

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Which is we all remember that also from the extended version of interstellar. Literally, the extended version is kinda Oh, there's two.

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Oh, it's a little bit more down there. But I'll tell you what the craziest part was, was it didn't even feel it didn't even feel like I

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was in a

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coma for that long

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mhmm. -- because the whole time you're under at Saint Christopher Nolan, you're just hearing that really peaceful

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--

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yes. There's so many

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the, like, beeps and oxygen machines are all designed by I wanna say Gore verbinski, but that's not his name. Hans Zimmer.

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Yes. All of the nurses there play untuned tubas as hard as they can every few minutes.

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I think it's once you go to one Saint Christopher Nolan's Hospital, he'll put you in the rest of them.

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That's right.

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Absolutely. Yeah.

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Well, Cillian Murphy's the mayor of the hospital.

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He is the mayor.

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He's absolutely Unfortunately,

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the only time he was ever in a hospital before was the beginning of twenty eight days later, so he thinks you have to be buck naked. Speaking as

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a tumor size.

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I don't remember. I don't remember that.

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That's

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right. You don't remember any male nudity at most.

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That's right. I don't remember that part. I must not have watched

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yeah. You you forgot about five minutes of hollow man, I remember.

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I don't remember that.

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I yeah.

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It's just the naked guy.

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No. It doesn't bother me.

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Anyway, we did I we'll we'll probably I have to say that was all jokes, what we were saying about all the negative stuff about the Baldwin They're a great guy. The Walbergs because the Walbergs bought the business, and I think it's the first

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six that we can The greatest thing there, but we're recording right now from a boat. We quickly bought a boat.

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Right.

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And let's get in

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here Sorry, just to pee back on Todd. None of the Walburgs or the Baldwin are weird. No. You just have to clear the air because I know how it seems about every single one of them. They're just not that weird. No.

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Look, think of anyone in your life that has eight kids in their family that all wanna be actors. What could have been wrong in that family? Nothing.

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Right. Right. A healthy family has maybe one maybe two kids

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three would be okay with.

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I live. Close to each other more. It's not weird. They're all fine.

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Three would be fine. They're all normal.

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Yes.

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They don't compete with each other. Oh, happy for each other success. They love it.

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But we I am so happy to be out of the literally being underwater or figuratively being underwater as far as emotion Lane, what's going on there? And now on top of the water recording in the boat we bought with Walgreens

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don't wait that is lifted off of your shoulders when you simply have one.

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I was gonna say too. The the thing that I find interesting is that when I think back to all of the memories I have with you guys, It's us under pressure. It's us with something to do. Yes. It's us with a big goal in the discussion.

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My size baby. My size baby. Oh, boy. That's pressure.

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Empowered. Stop no.

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Collaborate and listen.

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Ice is back with a brand

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new invention. But how are you around? No. It's just

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it's nice it's nice

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i think I think we spent our whole lives, you know. Every school year you're working towards the end of grade tests or the your final exam, then we go, you know, we go to camp, and we're working towards the talent show.

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I think if ever there's ever there's always been something. And finally

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Yes.

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we right now, we said every season and how it ends. We're not gonna remember an audience -- No.

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--

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but you know

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yeah.

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--

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under pressure in

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a lot.

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I didn't know. Until we got wealthy, I did not I had never heard the word crostini. Mhmm. I've heard it six times this week. Right. I eat every Well, that's

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obviously, when they brought it out first, you were mad because you thought it was a Brandy Martinez.

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Well, and now we all know a Christina is a type of animal that lives on the bottom of the ocean. Yes.

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We're all smart and rich. And they tasted a lot, like, overly toasted little pieces of bread.

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That's right.

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No. But they're

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but they're little crisp

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yeah. It's like the crabs or crostinis, lobster the crostinis.

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Tramp our crostinis? Yes. Yep. Yep.

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Yep. Shrimp to Christmas. Yep.

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Yum. Yeah. Yum. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah we we do work so well under pressure and and I will say Howard something about your meditation and acceptance of your cowardice you were great in that room.

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How dare you?

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I clammed up being around some of my heroes.

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I actually couldn't believe how small you got, Todd. It was shocking. Look, Todd and I

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i showed up in Calvin Klein briefs.

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I'm embarrassed.

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Busing out over the top of the waistband. To impress Marky.

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Yeah.

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And he he liked

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it. He liked so.

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You don't spell my Marquie anymore.

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He loves being called Markie. Right. Right.

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But I think Markie bothered look. I think maybe that's the type of thing where you have to be showered. You have to be showered and wiped if you're gonna wear that.

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Right. And I just walked. Well, we, of course, We don't want any undy touch tushy.

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What was it? Yes. What is

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it? Yeah.

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It's right over.

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What? Underwear touched tushy.

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Underward If underwear

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touched tushy, it's bad.

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Yeah. So we had our briefs billowed out, so they weren't touching tushy. And they showed like

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and and because y'all did like they do with those little wacky waving inflatable tube men where you had a little fan with a little like tube running in your underwear

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so they

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were just kind of

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yes. -- inflating

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--

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with deflating -- Yes. -- kinda

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--

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blew my test goes up over my eyes, and I tripped and fell face, like, that worked. And I accidentally bit myself on the parts.

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Right.

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And what you just started saying that word because you hit a certain age. Right?

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The park?

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You got hit in the park.

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Yeah. You caught the parts at around seventy. Yeah. But

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like don't wanna make other people hear the word.

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Peanage. Yes.

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But I I I I we we did our and then I I taught we lost the room and I did get very small, and I I felt like -- Yeah.

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you know when you fuck up early in something and then the rest of you, you're playing in your head.

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--

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But you

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knew it.

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You knew it and you stopped. I think that's huge.

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went to the coffee station and I just kept refilling.

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I just

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Well, because if there's brown all over the undies, you don't know. What's up?

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I spilled a lot of coffee on my

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cell phone. Yeah. I thought that was really wise. And I situation you were in.

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I, of course, had hooked up not air to blow out my but helium. And I was quickly turned upside down, floated up, hot air balloon, little basket, a proposal in my basket. So I just stayed up in the air -- Yeah.

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and let the couple Italian guy pulling on your toes

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--

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to make you go higher. Eventually, filmed crashing into the countryside.

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Eventually, eventually, did that?

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Eventually, filmed. Yeah.

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Wow. Media hungry father pretended his son was stuck

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in you. These media hungry fathers have we had it with them or what?

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Yes. Absolutely.

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Go to an audition.

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Go you do it yourself.

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Just be an actor.

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Yes. Enough. Yes.

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I my daughter recently wrote a book. I I will be glad when my father's dead.

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That's awesome for him. Good for you.

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It's tough

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that you're still alive

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lord yeah. At least one woman whose name has just given me waited till her mom was dead to write her book. I'm glad my mother's dead. But, yeah, my daughter Yes. She would be glad when I'm dead, and it's a whole bunch about

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unless, Donna.

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It seems like a bit of her problem.

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Well, if she had been a famous actress, she went her

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well, you wrote a rebuttal. Right?

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I said, you'll be sorry.

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Yeah. Get the wrote

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a book called. Be sorry parentheses. I'll be glad too.

0:22:15 Unknown Speaker #3

More books need rebuttals. And, yes, I'll be glad too. I don't wanna be here. I failed with my daughter, obviously.

0:22:20 Unknown Speaker #2

And you followed her on her book tour. You were right up on her heels at every library she went to. Right?

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Like, how big stickies.

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I was at yes. I was having how big stickies.

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You were laughing. You? You were following your daughter around letting out big stinkies in the library.

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That way that way each of her booked signings was unpleasant -- Yeah.

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and and that was sort of what everybody was left.

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--

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Did you lead her? Did you leave big big stinks in the library for her to come into? Or did you follow her and leave big stinkies? Because that would only have tattoos behind you. Were you in front of your daughter and even if you could sneeze her behind.

0:22:57 Unknown Speaker #3

I planned it pretty poorly. I was after my daughter. And so I was living big stickies for Malcolm Gladwell.

0:23:06 Unknown Speaker #2

But that way I'll be his audience loves I would say. Yes. When they liked it, they're he was going on a book tour trying to get people to come back to the office. Right?

0:23:15 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. You know, there's a reason big stinkies are actually good. Yeah. Okay, Malcolm. Let me hear your little debate.

0:23:21 Unknown Speaker #2

Wait. He was he would spell your asshole for ten thousand hours. Right?

0:23:26 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, he's gotta be a professional.

0:23:28 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes, dude. If you don't practice what you preach, I am not reading anymore.

0:23:34 Unknown Speaker #4

And so he does have a new book out. It's a sequel to Blink. It's called stink.

0:23:39 Unknown Speaker #3

It's about how if could smell somebody right away. You could tell a lot about them.

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And we should trust our initial nose.

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Yes.

0:24:00 Unknown Speaker #1

I do think it's an interesting choice to go try to go up against him head to head with the same haircut, Todd.

0:24:05 Unknown Speaker #3

Will you malcolm? Yeah. Sure.

0:24:06 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. Well, I was real who wore

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it better. You both made us weekly. And they did for a minute. No one did. Oh,

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this was

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both in the shade. But seriously, seriously, I think our move out of the gym and into whatever comes next is gonna be a really positive thing for us because now we have flexibility.

0:24:39 Unknown Speaker #1

And you know, isn't it gonna be cool to just be able to sort of, like, ride with the wind literally in the boat. And and and hey, if we wanna spend a day in Costa Mel, Mexico, we can.

0:24:50 Unknown Speaker #1

oh, Jamaica. We can go.

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If we

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Well, finally, no more eking by on this teacher's salary, your Hollywood agent's salary, or whatever. You know, we actually have some money. We have a nest egg -- Yeah.

0:25:01 Unknown Speaker #4

now that we can choose what to do what we want with it.

0:25:01 Unknown Speaker #7

--

0:25:04 Unknown Speaker #2

Gosh. It's cool. And and we've pooled all our money together to create an investment account, and we're taking meetings with young hopefuls It's really -- Yeah.

0:25:14 Unknown Speaker #1

do you investing in the future for other people, not just

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--

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serving ourselves. What we wish people had done for us?

0:25:20 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, and I think we're finally moving up in and away from the world, you know, which is really good. As you get successful, you move up and you stop talking to anybody behind you. Yes. You know? And I'm really excited for that moment we don't know anybody anymore.

0:25:35 Unknown Speaker #3

All the people we need to know live in our nice little neighborhood -- Right.

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--

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and and even then we don't really know, we just see them in passing in our teslas.

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Yes.

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Yeah. And we try not to talk to him too much because then you create a relationship and you have to talk to him constantly when you're pulling up any time. So you gotta keep it cold.

0:25:51 Unknown Speaker #1

I find if you only ever wave, it's the perfect it's the perfect amount of interaction with somebody. Don't ever say a word. Just kinda like a friendly wave, they think, oh, that's we have a rapport. It's a nice guy. Right. You don't ever have to say a single word.

0:26:04 Unknown Speaker #4

And Todd mentioned it, but he buried a little bit a little bit. We all bought matching Teslas

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--

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uh-huh.

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and we drive them all at the same time, wherein whenever we go anywhere, and we always park right next to each other. It's cool little game.

0:26:15 Unknown Speaker #3

It's awesome.

0:26:16 Unknown Speaker #2

And we we we paid the extra ten thousand each for autopilot, so we crash into each other all the time. So that's really cool. We take hard lefts into each other

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on and out at all times.

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Well, we've been running a lot of

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those philosophical experiments. Should the car turn and kill one person or should it keep going? And maybe kill one person or should it keep going and definitely kill a lot of

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them. Right. Yes. Yes.

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And we've been doing both.

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We've been doing both. It turns out you can it that is just the thought and you could kill everybody if you wanted to.

0:26:50 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes. Our cars actually input our personal preferences, the movies we like, what we we we respond to, and it tries to it tries to kill us all the time. Yeah. Because it can tell that we're bad for society. Yeah. So it drives just straight off the cliff

0:27:06 Unknown Speaker #3

all the time.

0:27:07 Unknown Speaker #1

It's so funny. I got it.

0:27:09 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. Did you guys get in trouble for inputting that your favorite movie was boomed saint? Yes. You've got me in trouble.

0:27:15 Unknown Speaker #3

I think it went off when I also put favorite song, Boondock Saint soundtrack, and favorite book novelization of Bounduck's sake.

0:27:21 Unknown Speaker #2

Congrats. What's odd, Pod?

0:27:23 Unknown Speaker #4

Favorite hit job, that documentary that poorly

0:27:27 Unknown Speaker #2

yeah. Whatever. Don't input your likes and dislikes. Into the Tesla because it will weigh if you deserve to live

0:27:36 Unknown Speaker #4

with your

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that's the thing I'm curious about with you guys is now that we have all this access to great technology, What are you giving them? Because it's hard

0:27:45 Unknown Speaker #8

to trust these big tech companies -- Yes.

0:27:48 Unknown Speaker #1

I have never told the truth in a single online form.

0:27:51 Unknown Speaker #1

Never wants -- for you.

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No. Yeah.

0:27:53 Unknown Speaker #1

different name, different address. I don't put the right amount of money.

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--

0:27:56 Unknown Speaker #2

And that's why you're always under audit because you never get any of your tax forms or anything at home?

0:28:01 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, it's it's it gets tougher. You know, my my accountant who I will pay him. He you will. I will.

0:28:10 Unknown Speaker #2

You owe him money.

0:28:11 Unknown Speaker #1

I owe him a little I will. I owe him a little bit of money, and I owe the IRS a little money. Because the the trouble is, I don't keep good enough records of the truth. So I can't do it for real. And then my bank accounts all look crazy. My accounts Yeah.

0:28:24 Unknown Speaker #4

But don't I lose respect for your accountant accountant if he's behind on the payment from you. It's like, how do you want me to pay you if you can't even collect I pay

0:28:32 Unknown Speaker #6

yeah. Yeah.

0:28:32 Unknown Speaker #1

It's like, hey, you want money

0:28:34 Unknown Speaker #2

to count it like dirt.

0:28:35 Unknown Speaker #4

Of course. You have to. It's your money.

0:28:36 Unknown Speaker #3

Like going to a doctor doesn't know where his own damn hands are.

0:28:39 Unknown Speaker #2

Right. Yeah. I've been asking the grocery app that I use to not track or follow me at all, so I get groceries I don't want. And it's pretty cool. Like, it's pretty nice. It doesn't track me at all, so it doesn't know anything about me.

0:28:57 Unknown Speaker #3

All the suggestions or stuff you would never normally get.

0:28:59 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes. It's farm raised shrimp over and over and over again, which I love. I love little slimy shrimp. I'm obsessed with it.

0:29:06 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. I

0:29:07 Unknown Speaker #2

think farm raised shrimp should be everywhere. Why are we why are we cooked why are we eating real shrimp when we can dig a hole, put some plastic in that hole, and throw shrimp seeds in there, and just let them

0:29:19 Unknown Speaker #4

shrimp don't feel enough like bugs yet. You know what I mean? Yes. The shrimp feel too natural. Yes. They don't look disgusting enough. Yes. They put different enough from everything else on the planet. Yeah. I want them to look sort of creepier, I guess.

0:29:34 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes. If my shrimp aren't from the Midwest, get get away from me.

0:29:39 Unknown Speaker #3

What how's your shrimp garden going?

0:29:41 Unknown Speaker #2

Oh my god. So I've got it's really good.

0:29:46 Unknown Speaker #6

I've seen a

0:29:47 Unknown Speaker #3

lot of Instagram pictures of you tending to your garden

0:29:49 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, you know, you have to have a hobby on Instagram. And you gotta show it. You gotta show it. And I I get out there. I've got thirty thousand shrimp in one square foot.

0:29:49 Unknown Speaker #1

pretty much.

0:30:01 Unknown Speaker #1

Thirty thousand shrimp.

0:30:02 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. You know, they're micro peen craze. Bill's doing it with shrimp.

0:30:06 Unknown Speaker #1

Micro shrimp. So these are sea monkeys.

0:30:08 Unknown Speaker #2

These are sea monkeys.

0:30:09 Unknown Speaker #1

A shrimp.

0:30:11 Unknown Speaker #2

They're shrimp.

0:30:12 Unknown Speaker #4

They're shrimp.

0:30:12 Unknown Speaker #2

They're shrimp. They're Some of them

0:30:14 Unknown Speaker #4

are a little crunchy. Yes. Some of them are sea horses, but they're shrimp.

0:30:18 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes. It's it's all about branding and what you call them.

0:30:21 Unknown Speaker #2

About it. Yes. But I've been selling to most of the restaurants in the LA area. They all buy my stuff. And it tastes like trash.

0:30:31 Unknown Speaker #4

I love that. It's fun to see. Shouldn't it? Yes. The sea is fifty percent trash now anyway.

0:30:37 Unknown Speaker #2

be honest. Well, Mine says shrimp, and it has a little c up by the p of the copyright. So it's not shrimp. It's shrimp. And if you read the bible, this is shrimp tasting meat. So And

0:30:37 Unknown Speaker #6

So let's

0:30:51 Unknown Speaker #4

then there's a little asterisk by meat.

0:30:53 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes. Yes. Yes. And there's the down in the asterisk, it says vegetable. And there's a little

0:31:00 Unknown Speaker #3

asterisk next to

0:31:01 Unknown Speaker #2

the vegetable. Yeah. Which says not vegetable or meat. It's just stuff. Yeah. So

0:31:08 Unknown Speaker #1

and then there's there's another asterisk next to the stuff, and it says,

0:31:12 Unknown Speaker #2

oh, that. It says practically dirt is what that says. So you have to get you have to put it on a little slide and take it to a local high school and view it with a microscope to read it. But it's going really good.

0:31:25 Unknown Speaker #4

That's awesome.

0:31:26 Unknown Speaker #2

And that's just what's so cool about having money to spend on things because you can go in any action you want to any day and give up, and it doesn't matter. You can just go this way, invest in this. I'm tired.

0:31:37 Unknown Speaker #4

How long have we talked about being financially free?

0:31:40 Unknown Speaker #2

Forever ever, do

0:31:42 Unknown Speaker #4

whatever we want. And that could be the worst business ideas of all time. And we've had a problem

0:31:47 Unknown Speaker #4

Or places that nobody would wanna visit.

0:31:47 Unknown Speaker #2

about it.

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You can

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do whatever you want.

0:31:52 Unknown Speaker #3

I think that what's really important is people say money can't buy happiness. Yeah. I say that. And I I will say this past two weeks week has been the happiest week of my life.

0:32:05 Unknown Speaker #4

Mhmm. And ironically enough, I bought a plaque that says happiness.

0:32:10 Unknown Speaker #3

Wow.

0:32:11 Unknown Speaker #4

Stick that in your mind.

0:32:12 Unknown Speaker #2

Wow. Wow. Sadly. You wow. So you bought yeah. When you say plaque, You mean though that little piece of paper covered in cellophane that you buy at Venice Beach and the age looks like a kind of a mermaid, and then you bring it on the plane and you take up the whole Well,

0:32:32 Unknown Speaker #4

you can't fold it or roll it. So it has to take up the the upper deck.

0:32:36 Unknown Speaker #2

You have to take up the upper deck of the toilet and the plane. Yeah. That's right. Well, yeah. Where do you put

0:32:41 Unknown Speaker #4

your luggage when you fly? I'm not gonna put it with the other people's suitcases.

0:32:44 Unknown Speaker #2

I don't understand where they want us to put our luggage to these new planes. The toilet has no back. Right. Like, where's

0:32:53 Unknown Speaker #4

right. Got one of these standing seats on planes where they put y'all on the back for a dollar.

0:32:57 Unknown Speaker #2

Standing room? Standing room. Standing for a dollar. Well, it's right below You have you have delta one, of course, first class, you have delta main, you have delta basic, and then you have a stand. Mhmm. Delta stand. Mhmm. Which I love. I love that they break it down by income at the airport. So you could just everybody, if you could feel like trash.

0:33:16 Unknown Speaker #1

Have you guys heard

0:33:17 Unknown Speaker #3

about this? By happiness, but in order fly without getting blood clots. You do need a certain amount of money. Well So which one is it, my friend?

0:33:26 Unknown Speaker #1

I did I did actually see that Delta was introducing a free tier.

0:33:31 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. It's called Delta Out.

0:33:31 Unknown Speaker #2

Really?

0:33:33 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. You're still you're holding on to the wing

0:33:33 Unknown Speaker #2

Delta Out.

0:33:35 Unknown Speaker #6

of the wing.

0:33:35 Unknown Speaker #4

So you hold

0:33:36 Unknown Speaker #2

on to the wing. Yeah.

0:33:37 Unknown Speaker #9

Okay. That's great. Okay.

0:33:39 Unknown Speaker #3

Strong hands.

0:33:40 Unknown Speaker #2

Or can you bring carry ons? Yeah. You have to. Right? You have the whole one? Yeah. So one hands off occupy. Yeah. Holding your carrier.

0:33:48 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. Yeah.

0:33:49 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. They they use Tom Cruise for the ad

0:33:51 Unknown Speaker #2

for it.

0:33:52 Unknown Speaker #1

Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. You guys saw it.

0:33:53 Unknown Speaker #3

I'll see you.

0:33:55 Unknown Speaker #2

Off the wing. God, that's cool. God, that's cool.

0:34:01 Unknown Speaker #4

That's really cool.

0:34:02 Unknown Speaker #3

Cruise did that. I tried one my own, he got on the wing of a play and advertised the movie and all that stuff.

0:34:07 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah.

0:34:07 Unknown Speaker #3

So for my, you know, general website and stuff, I got him a fast movie.

0:34:13 Unknown Speaker #2

But Right. Right. Similar?

0:34:16 Unknown Speaker #3

And I said, take a hard left about forty five seconds. It'll stop. I'll stay up.

0:34:22 Unknown Speaker #4

And I will say it it didn't work. Let's say that first. You But that's also slightly less impressive. I will say a rolling bus

0:34:30 Unknown Speaker #2

you fell off right when the bus pulled out of the parking spot.

0:34:33 Unknown Speaker #4

You choose you roll backwards. I did, like, ten or twelve somersaults backwards right off the bat. And another bus came right after,

0:34:41 Unknown Speaker #2

and you can't roll it on that one. It was it was a perpetual motion.

0:34:45 Unknown Speaker #4

It kind of ended up in a reverse evil knievel, which was really You would cleared eight buses.

0:34:51 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. Eight buses went under you.

0:34:53 Unknown Speaker #2

Say kinda, yeah. You mean exactly. It was reverse Eve of people. Yeah. Buses jumped under you. Yeah.

0:35:00 Unknown Speaker #4

Right. And touched you.

0:35:01 Unknown Speaker #3

So then at the end, everybody said, whoa, it's ugly and ugly.

0:35:10 Unknown Speaker #1

Which which hurt at first. I know Todd, but the but you've really run with it, and it's actually it's actually become kind of a cool thing.

0:35:16 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

0:35:17 Unknown Speaker #2

have to do that correctly? We we have so many people booked tickets for ugly ugly. This They get it. They get it. It's so fun to have funny because we can sit in the wake planning ugly and ugly, and it's gonna be amazing.

0:35:17 Unknown Speaker #1

Do And you don't

0:35:36 Unknown Speaker #4

Ugly and ugly is going to

0:35:39 Unknown Speaker #2

change the world. So the the show starts out with you smiling and breaking a hundred mirrors. And

0:35:46 Unknown Speaker #4

we have a bunch of other people joining you. We have Travis Pestrawmy. Yes, honey.

0:35:50 Unknown Speaker #2

And who else is Pestrawmy?

0:35:52 Unknown Speaker #4

We have

0:35:53 Unknown Speaker #2

travis Pestrawmy. Travis Pestrawmy is gonna be there.

0:35:57 Unknown Speaker #9

And if you don't

0:35:58 Unknown Speaker #2

know him, he's just like Travis Pestrana

0:36:01 Unknown Speaker #2

yeah.

0:36:01 Unknown Speaker #7

--

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--

0:36:03 Unknown Speaker #2

except it's it's meat based. It's salted meat based stunts.

0:36:09 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes. And they're funny. And and also dangerous, we have David Blame. Which Yes.

0:36:15 Unknown Speaker #4

Don'ty don'ty fuck.

0:36:21 Unknown Speaker #3

Have you guys gotten Tony Fox Pro fuckers out? Dude, that

0:36:25 Unknown Speaker #4

is the horniest

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one of my favorite songs.

0:36:28 Unknown Speaker #2

I used to play Tony Fox fuckers. Tony

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fox pro fucker.

0:36:33 Unknown Speaker #2

Tony Fox pro fuckers when I was a kid until I was just my fingers total

0:36:39 Unknown Speaker #5

yeah. Because

0:36:40 Unknown Speaker #2

you just go out onto a playground and you're like, fuck. Everybody fucks, like, while spinning. It's crazy. Bash, she could do

0:36:47 Unknown Speaker #3

it. My parents

0:36:48 Unknown Speaker #1

never let

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me play that.

0:36:49 Unknown Speaker #1

I was really it was it was always such a it was a real I feel like I missed a lot on on stuff my daughter. It's It was great to meet Tony fuck, though, when we had

0:36:56 Unknown Speaker #2

something to do. But it's so cool. Like

0:36:59 Unknown Speaker #7

--

0:36:59 Unknown Speaker #2

yeah. -- like being a millionaire We're all millionaires. Like, we're trying to turn it into a billion, but we're we're just having so much fun doing side projects and finding our purpose.

0:37:10 Unknown Speaker #1

And I'll be honest with you. It is it is kinda sad for me to sort of see the gym from afar. Literally, we can see here, we're off the coast, so we could see the gym.

0:37:19 Unknown Speaker #3

It is kinda sad to see

0:37:21 Unknown Speaker #1

it's kinda sad

0:37:22 Unknown Speaker #1

it sort of, you know, living a life. It's kinda like when Todd whenever you've ever seen your ex wife anywhere.

0:37:22 Unknown Speaker #6

to see

0:37:27 Unknown Speaker #6

Yes.

0:37:27 Unknown Speaker #1

It's like, You kind of like, get this feeling of like, oh, wait, did we do anything? Yeah. Could we have done it better? Was this the right choice?

0:37:35 Unknown Speaker #4

That was my reason to regret it. Four months.

0:37:38 Unknown Speaker #3

It is like an ex it is like an ex Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

0:37:41 Unknown Speaker #2

And And it's tough to watch and change. That's a trauma.

0:37:44 Unknown Speaker #1

That's a trauma. And it's I mean, great I mean, it's interesting now because it's obviously the sun's going down and they've got it lit up like crazy. I think the fights tonight which is interesting.

0:37:54 Unknown Speaker #2

So previous v big towel is tonight. We have seats that we might go.

0:37:58 Unknown Speaker #6

You may.

0:37:59 Unknown Speaker #1

Hey. I mean, if it's anything like getting an apartment building outside of Ridley Field,

0:38:03 Unknown Speaker #5

we could just watch it from here and have a great

0:38:04 Unknown Speaker #2

yeah.

0:38:05 Unknown Speaker #4

We may just pipe in get CCTV straight out to the to the boat.

0:38:09 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. Sometimes it's better just to watch at home. Yeah. And by home, I mean, the boat.

0:38:13 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. We're living on a boat right now. We're between homes. But I think four friends living on a yacht, that's more fun than living in our own house.

0:38:22 Unknown Speaker #2

It's amazing. We have a staff that hates each other's guts. You would think they were on the bravo channel. Yeah. But they are fighting like dogs and cats down there in the in the bunk But you know what? So fun to me.

0:38:36 Unknown Speaker #4

Are you listening to some of the staff drama? Yeah. Every one of them is wrong. None of them have a leg to stand on with their argument. Everyone is crazy.

0:38:46 Unknown Speaker #3

Usually in an argument, you're like, okay. Yeah. I can agree with I see your point. These are both just like

0:38:46 Unknown Speaker #2

Everyone's crazy.

0:38:52 Unknown Speaker #3

yes. -- but it's that's another thing with our position is now learning how money changes us and how We're above those arguments. You don't need to argue so much. Pay him some money.

0:38:52 Unknown Speaker #7

--

0:39:02 Unknown Speaker #4

That's what I was gonna say, Todd. It felt a little bit hard to share. But I would like to share something personal if that's okay with you guys. Right.

0:39:12 Unknown Speaker #3

Of course. I think that is the name of the game in this podcast. Right. Yes, please.

0:39:17 Unknown Speaker #2

And and when you have money and you run investment accounts, you need to take full days to check-in with each other, your employees have these listening sessions and then change absolutely nothing.

0:39:28 Unknown Speaker #3

But I hear you.

0:39:29 Unknown Speaker #2

You know, you need to hear hear everybody out -- Mhmm.

0:39:33 Unknown Speaker #7

--

0:39:34 Unknown Speaker #2

and then do nothing and go the opposite direction.

0:39:37 Unknown Speaker #4

And what what I would like to share and, again, with total humility,

0:39:44 Unknown Speaker #10

i'm starting to feel better than everybody. I'm starting to feel better than everybody because of the value in my bank account.

0:39:51 Unknown Speaker #4

And I don't mean that in a mean way. I think it's just sort of, like, the truth, you know? And I'm curious. Are you guys feeling that way? Or am I sort of losing my mind?

0:40:01 Unknown Speaker #1

I'll say, as a person with some experience, being wealthy

0:40:04 Unknown Speaker #4

yeah.

0:40:04 Unknown Speaker #7

--

0:40:05 Unknown Speaker #7

--

0:40:05 Unknown Speaker #1

it is a feeling that you kinda can't get over. Right. You kinda as long as there's money there and you know that at any any point, you could pay to have somebody just whisked away and taken out of your site -- Killed.

0:40:16 Unknown Speaker #7

--

0:40:16 Unknown Speaker #1

killed. Put somewhere that they don't wanna be. When you have that that power, it's impossible to feel like you're How

0:40:23 Unknown Speaker #10

many guys have you marooned? Since we've had the money.

0:40:27 Unknown Speaker #6

Mhmm.

0:40:28 Unknown Speaker #4

I've had five or six guys marooned on Island.

0:40:30 Unknown Speaker #3

It's Adam Levine.

0:40:31 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes. Well, we I had a second guitarist.

0:40:35 Unknown Speaker #4

Five I'm sorry.

0:40:37 Unknown Speaker #2

You've had him you've

0:40:38 Unknown Speaker #4

had Adam moving marooned five times on an island. You keep sitting back.

0:40:42 Unknown Speaker #3

The boat is driving away from me.

0:40:46 Unknown Speaker #1

Todd, I've noticed in your

0:40:47 Unknown Speaker #2

singing eyes.

0:40:48 Unknown Speaker #4

Please, no.

0:40:49 Unknown Speaker #3

Because I'm fucking rich, Howard. All I wanna do is sing.

0:40:55 Unknown Speaker #2

That's a beautiful opera voice. Oh, yeah. When you're rich, you can sing. Like, you have a good voice. You have a good voice

0:41:03 Unknown Speaker #4

when you're rich. Hear it. Absolutely.

0:41:05 Unknown Speaker #3

We are on a boat having a nice time. So let's take a little break. Let's crack some a shrimp c x.

0:41:11 Unknown Speaker #2

Oh, forget. Let's Yeah. Let me correct. Some shrimp see. Shrimp copyright. It's it's You can. It can. Yeah. It's it's it's so what's what's that called? Carbonated now. My shrimp I have carbonated shrimp.

0:41:26 Unknown Speaker #4

And we're

0:41:26 Unknown Speaker #3

we're having shrimp cocktails.

0:41:28 Unknown Speaker #2

We are. Where we are. They're very bubbly.

0:41:33 Unknown Speaker #3

Well, yeah. Yeah. Let's let's take a little break.

0:41:35 Unknown Speaker #4

Okay? Mine has feet still. God, if you guys ever had a martini this tall, This is a tall glass

0:41:49 Unknown Speaker #2

we asked for it up.

0:41:50 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. And they put it up. This is way up. They put it. That glass is too tall to drink out of, actually. It it feels like it just it's like it spills down the side of the glass when you tilt it forward.

0:41:59 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. Kinda need a booster seat.

0:42:00 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. You almost need to get up. Yeah. Maybe you need a ladder.

0:42:03 Unknown Speaker #4

Or it's bendy straw.

0:42:04 Unknown Speaker #5

We eat a mini straw. Yeah.

0:42:05 Unknown Speaker #8

Martini out of a big bendy straw.

0:42:07 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. That could be good.

0:42:08 Unknown Speaker #3

Did you get yours neat or dirty?

0:42:10 Unknown Speaker #4

I got it really dirty.

0:42:11 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. I can tell. Yeah. It's up and dirty.

0:42:13 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. I have the boats and make this so that it was really dirty.

0:42:16 Unknown Speaker #3

What's a boats and?

0:42:17 Unknown Speaker #4

The guy who does all the ropes on the outside of the boat.

0:42:20 Unknown Speaker #6

Oh. I

0:42:20 Unknown Speaker #4

had him sort of wring his hands into rather than just put olive juice?

0:42:24 Unknown Speaker #3

We've got a bose tender.

0:42:25 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. Yeah. Bose tender.

0:42:27 Unknown Speaker #1

Bose tender. Yep.

0:42:28 Unknown Speaker #3

Well, I yeah. That's the other thing is we usually record this podcast. Stone sober.

0:42:33 Unknown Speaker #2

Mhmm.

0:42:34 Unknown Speaker #3

And it's nice to have a little cocktail on the boat and just get into a new zone.

0:42:39 Unknown Speaker #4

Yes.

0:42:40 Unknown Speaker #3

Where it's just a little looser, a little, you know, it's maybe a little teacher's lounge after dark and just honest.

0:42:48 Unknown Speaker #4

Let us feel like we're defending our selves. I don't need to defend myself anymore. No. I'm just excited about the future. I'm not sorry for the past. No.

0:42:55 Unknown Speaker #2

That's gone.

0:42:56 Unknown Speaker #3

And I wanna say one final goodbye to the gym. We really tried our best with that.

0:43:01 Unknown Speaker #2

We really tried.

0:43:02 Unknown Speaker #3

We made some strong people there.

0:43:04 Unknown Speaker #4

Mhmm.

0:43:05 Unknown Speaker #3

And we met some strong people and made some strong connections. And so I appreciate you all going through that journey with me.

0:43:12 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, me too. And I do wanna remind anybody who was listening that if if you do still wanna go to a gym, I think the new gym is gonna be a great opportunity.

0:43:22 Unknown Speaker #4

And all you gotta do is go for an hour a day. For every year that you wanna feel in shape.

0:43:22 Unknown Speaker #1

Yes.

0:43:29 Unknown Speaker #4

Mhmm. You do an hour to ask five days a week.

0:43:29 Unknown Speaker #2

Right.

0:43:31 Unknown Speaker #2

Mhmm. Mhmm.

0:43:32 Unknown Speaker #4

Question can take weekends off, five days a week, ten weeks. It's fifty two weeks, a year, fifty two times ten times five. You're gonna get a little bit stronger.

0:43:40 Unknown Speaker #2

Absolutely. You really are.

0:43:41 Unknown Speaker #4

And I think that's probably the last time I'll say that. So I gotta I gotta say Ban voyage to getting a little bit stronger.

0:43:49 Unknown Speaker #3

Well, that's that's I would have missed that version of you because you were really intense.

0:43:53 Unknown Speaker #3

You were really intense.

0:43:53 Unknown Speaker #4

Teachers.

0:43:55 Unknown Speaker #2

We do.

0:43:55 Unknown Speaker #3

And it really motivated me when I was around you try to make you happy.

0:44:00 Unknown Speaker #4

And you were hustling when you were around me. I don't know if it was trying to get away from me or what, but you were definitely hustling.

0:44:05 Unknown Speaker #3

No. It's it's just a hustle of like, okay, for this hour, I gotta make Sam happier. It's gonna be awful. And then next time you wanna hang, I'm gonna keep avoiding it because of how tiring the last time was.

0:44:16 Unknown Speaker #4

Right. Right. But That's my cycle. And I've learned that, and I'm ready to say goodbye to

0:44:20 Unknown Speaker #3

it. Uh-huh.

0:44:21 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. I'm gonna really miss being dyed green because I spilt spiralene on me. I've spent most of the time at this gym walking around looking like gumby. And because of a spiraling accident.

0:44:38 Unknown Speaker #1

You're talking about the spiraling accident.

0:44:39 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, daily yeah. Dailier's virulent accident. Daily spirulina spills

0:44:44 Unknown Speaker #7

--

0:44:45 Unknown Speaker #6

mhmm.

0:44:45 Unknown Speaker #2

of course ravaging the Mallard Duck community in the nearby streets We had green ducks. It was just terrible.

0:44:45 Unknown Speaker #7

--

0:44:56 Unknown Speaker #3

James Cameron invented some technology to get the green out of you.

0:45:03 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes. BP was studying me for a long time.

0:45:07 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes, which we're always happy to have an oil man around.

0:45:10 Unknown Speaker #2

Oh, my guys.

0:45:11 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, anything to take the focus off what they're actually doing. Right?

0:45:15 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. As long as you have a really handsome man in overalls, I don't feel weird about gas. Yeah. I don't feel weird about it anymore. So, yeah, it's kinda nice. I'm I'm detoxing now as you can tell, I'm just sort of like a pale green.

0:45:32 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. You look really good. I mean, with the whole popularity of She hulk and stuff

0:45:37 Unknown Speaker #7

--

0:45:37 Unknown Speaker #8

i think you could keep green.

0:45:37 Unknown Speaker #3

yes.

0:45:39 Unknown Speaker #3

But that's just me.

0:45:39 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah.

0:45:41 Unknown Speaker #1

Yes. I think it's true. People should take stuff that's going on in pop culture and just do full all their lives cost

0:45:47 Unknown Speaker #2

why not? You look like the shield.

0:45:48 Unknown Speaker #1

Popularity of She hulk right now. Just be She hulk.

0:45:51 Unknown Speaker #6

She hulk

0:45:51 Unknown Speaker #3

here in real time. What about she hulk?

0:45:54 Unknown Speaker #2

I could be healed. Bring back

0:45:54 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah.

0:45:57 Unknown Speaker #4

the need of

0:45:58 Unknown Speaker #2

hulk, you know?

0:46:07 Unknown Speaker #3

Talk to toe.

0:46:11 Unknown Speaker #2

Oh, nude. Pepsi. It could be You'll be able to do a

0:46:19 Unknown Speaker #4

walk backwards. That would be a nice view.

0:46:21 Unknown Speaker #2

That would be awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I will. I'll I'll think about it.

0:46:26 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, I really feel like we are all having some real new perspective. And I'm curious, where do you guys think you'll go with not only this new perspective, but this new opportunity.

0:46:38 Unknown Speaker #1

I'm thinking every rich guy starts a charity, right? Genius. You know, you've got your Billerman Linda Gates Foundation. You've got your

0:46:48 Unknown Speaker #2

name one other.

0:46:51 Unknown Speaker #1

You've got your

0:46:52 Unknown Speaker #4

bezos goes to the moon.

0:46:53 Unknown Speaker #1

Bezos goes to the moon.

0:46:54 Unknown Speaker #3

Buffet's buffets.

0:46:55 Unknown Speaker #1

Buffet's buffets. You know, you've got all these well known

0:46:59 Unknown Speaker #2

buffet's buffets. I went to his coconut orphanage that was beautiful. Really? He had deep fried, covered in coconut, and deep fried all these little children, and they were quickly adopted.

0:47:17 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, who doesn't want one of those?

0:47:20 Unknown Speaker #9

But if I can

0:47:21 Unknown Speaker #2

if I can dip my kid in sweet and sour sauce, I want it.

0:47:25 Unknown Speaker #3

Of course. Changes everything. And sometimes you stuff yourself on the more noodly kids and stuff.

0:47:32 Unknown Speaker #6

Yeah.

0:47:32 Unknown Speaker #3

And it's like, no. No. No. No. It's a buffet.

0:47:35 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, it's so smart to apply some of these free market ideas to something that was typically emotional Like, if you want your kid to be sold quicker, deep fry them like a coconut shrimp. It's it's just it makes saying Everything doesn't have to be so emotional. You know, you can use business knowhow in the real world.

0:47:58 Unknown Speaker #3

And so that you've taken you're you're starting

0:48:01 Unknown Speaker #1

i am. I've decided I'm gonna get I'm gonna start a charity, which is really exciting to me. It's a cause. It's very close to my heart. Something I've been dealing with since

0:48:10 Unknown Speaker #2

is it cholesterol?

0:48:13 Unknown Speaker #3

It's very close to it.

0:48:14 Unknown Speaker #2

Caked in your heart's caked in cholesterol. Straw. Right? Well, your your heart was actually on a an episode of cake wars. Right?

0:48:21 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. Well, it is a cake. It was on an episode of it's a cake. Is a cholesterol cake. Unfortunately, got a nap. Yes. Just like that. Yes, which was a very traumatic mix.

0:48:32 Unknown Speaker #2

Brown ate some of your cake and went I love that episode. That's his name. Right?

0:48:39 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure.

0:48:39 Unknown Speaker #1

Good. Yeah.

0:48:40 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. Yeah.

0:48:41 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. But, no, I'm gonna start I'm gonna start Jerry, something that that is near and dear to

0:48:45 Unknown Speaker #2

my heart. Okay. Not blockages?

0:48:48 Unknown Speaker #1

No. No. No. No. Not blockages. It's gonna be it's gonna be a charity that folk is on, like, sexual health of adults.

0:48:57 Unknown Speaker #2

That's great. That'd be great. Charity. It's gonna Really good.

0:49:01 Unknown Speaker #1

It's gonna focus on it's gonna focus on making people comfortable with all the ways that that that they have you know, felt amazing.

0:49:10 Unknown Speaker #2

For, like, old virgins? Like, what is this? You're are you pumping money into fucking? Somebody

0:49:16 Unknown Speaker #4

fucking you?

0:49:17 Unknown Speaker #1

No. I'm it's for for fellas like me who've spent their lives thinking that they're weird or they're, you you know, sour,

0:49:25 Unknown Speaker #2

depressed. Thought that.

0:49:27 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, you guys haven't made it easy.

0:49:29 Unknown Speaker #2

Howard, you're the coolest guest on this podcast. You're not weird.

0:49:33 Unknown Speaker #3

have any other podcast where a guest has come

0:49:33 Unknown Speaker #6

Can you

0:49:35 Unknown Speaker #8

on like sixty, seventy times, eighty, ninety.

0:49:39 Unknown Speaker #1

That's how

0:49:40 Unknown Speaker #3

much we love about it.

0:49:41 Unknown Speaker #1

Again, I wanna to reiterate this, the con track that I've signed to do this podcast has me as a full fledged member of of the teachers lounge podcast. If you guys have something else on your contracts, I I'm getting a little bit worried.

0:49:56 Unknown Speaker #3

I think I said full bed member of the podcast and the idea was you get a full bed if we ever travel.

0:50:01 Unknown Speaker #1

Hang on. Let me get my contract out.

0:50:05 Unknown Speaker #5

This is howard Lewis. Definitely.

0:50:08 Unknown Speaker #2

Read it. Read it.

0:50:09 Unknown Speaker #5

have to be friends. Yeah. We don't have to hang out with him. Yeah. Yeah. Full full full bad. It's it

0:50:09 Unknown Speaker #1

We don't

0:50:19 Unknown Speaker #1

does say full bad. Why is bad such small type?

0:50:23 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, in full is in quotes,

0:50:24 Unknown Speaker #2

as you can see. Yeah. And also, I added asterisks to make

0:50:27 Unknown Speaker #9

it the bottom.

0:50:28 Unknown Speaker #1

Full bad. Grass. Grass. With it also has it has an asterisk,

0:50:34 Unknown Speaker #4

grass fed. Grass fed.

0:50:36 Unknown Speaker #1

Pieces of bricks.

0:50:37 Unknown Speaker #2

Pieces of bricks.

0:50:38 Unknown Speaker #1

And then it has another asterisk there. Let me get in there. Basically, just dirt.

0:50:42 Unknown Speaker #2

But okay. See? So you get to sleep outside and eat the kids.

0:50:47 Unknown Speaker #4

I'm in class contract.

0:50:48 Unknown Speaker #3

That's a great contract. Thanks for letting our lawyer drive up and sign

0:50:52 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, and think about how cool we are

0:50:52 Unknown Speaker #6

up on that.

0:50:54 Unknown Speaker #4

that we're not holding you to it.

0:50:55 Unknown Speaker #2

Thank you for giving our lawyer, power of attorney for you. Thank you.

0:51:00 Unknown Speaker #1

Wait. Power of attorney.

0:51:02 Unknown Speaker #4

Power of attorney. Yes.

0:51:03 Unknown Speaker #1

Wait. Did I sign did I sign something hang on. Let me get my other contract right now.

0:51:07 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. So she gotta carry your contracts with you everywhere you go.

0:51:10 Unknown Speaker #4

This is gonna be tough to see how this is the moment where Howard sees that we have the right to pull the plug on right here in Utah.

0:51:16 Unknown Speaker #5

Says her Let us maintain she has no legal recourse and

0:51:19 Unknown Speaker #2

and when you read a contract, you gotta do it in this case.

0:51:22 Unknown Speaker #2

that you gotta skip a few sentences.

0:51:22 Unknown Speaker #6

It's something

0:51:24 Unknown Speaker #5

A lot of fine print here. So I have power of attorney is

0:51:24 Unknown Speaker #3

No. No. No. No. No.

0:51:28 Unknown Speaker #3

you can skip the part where we define all the parties because I think that one was a little too detailed. Tier two four referred to as Howard, which is already here you were,

0:51:38 Unknown Speaker #5

but Anything that is Howard to actually belongs to Bill Kraveen, Todd, and whether all his assets monetarily property, everything

0:51:49 Unknown Speaker #4

we can cash out your Roth IRA. Sorry.

0:51:51 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. Are you fucking serious?

0:51:53 Unknown Speaker #2

We own your retirement account. Sorry, buddy.

0:51:58 Unknown Speaker #1

What how did

0:51:59 Unknown Speaker #3

and your ira Glass autographed photo.

0:51:59 Unknown Speaker #6

i get

0:52:01 Unknown Speaker #1

Yes. No. Do not.

0:52:03 Unknown Speaker #4

And and

0:52:03 Unknown Speaker #1

it is You don't even know where it is. I've hidden it.

0:52:05 Unknown Speaker #2

I have your separate ira glass.

0:52:08 Unknown Speaker #1

Are you kidding me? Yep. I got your other one. Did you hire did you follow me to my secret

0:52:12 Unknown Speaker #7

--

0:52:13 Unknown Speaker #1

safe where I keep my

0:52:13 Unknown Speaker #6

yes.

0:52:13 Unknown Speaker #7

--

0:52:15 Unknown Speaker #2

the the upper deck of your toilet.

0:52:17 Unknown Speaker #4

And we didn't tell you that it is an Eli Roth IRA, so it's a scary bank account. No. Yeah.

0:52:22 Unknown Speaker #1

You're kidding me. They're not gonna cut my fingers off are they?

0:52:25 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. But your bank account's gonna slither right into mine.

0:52:28 Unknown Speaker #3

We also took your reverse Ira, your r e emmanuel

0:52:28 Unknown Speaker #5

Jesus Christ. Yeah.

0:52:32 Unknown Speaker #2

autographed photo. I'm her first tiger. Yeah. We have

0:52:39 Unknown Speaker #4

your photo of a secret.

0:52:40 Unknown Speaker #3

Howard, this is just for safe say. I'm sure it'll never come to this. We just

0:52:47 Unknown Speaker #2

have to be safe.

0:52:48 Unknown Speaker #4

We're letting you be on

0:52:49 Unknown Speaker #3

hold on. I signed some crazy stuff in my contract.

0:52:51 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh oh, really?

0:52:52 Unknown Speaker #3

They have to eat me when I die,

0:52:55 Unknown Speaker #4

which I thought was a win win.

0:52:56 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. Wait. Is this is your whole funeral arrangement laid out in your contract?

0:53:01 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes. But I don't wanna pull it out because I don't wanna do stuff that's you know, I don't wanna reverse information that's already out.

0:53:09 Unknown Speaker #6

Well,

0:53:09 Unknown Speaker #4

and it's hard to it's hard to describe a picture and word.

0:53:12 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes.

0:53:12 Unknown Speaker #2

This is racist

0:53:13 Unknown Speaker #4

because your contract is drawn.

0:53:15 Unknown Speaker #3

Is drawn. Yeah. It's show three d's

0:53:17 Unknown Speaker #1

This It's

0:53:17 Unknown Speaker #2

just seen it.

0:53:18 Unknown Speaker #3

worth my my power of attorney is where the life ends, and it's it's a nice little mister book.

0:53:23 Unknown Speaker #6

Can I

0:53:24 Unknown Speaker #1

just say this things are starting to make sense to me because I have actually noticed that all of my quarters, quote unquote, on the boat are a little bit different than your guys' is? Mhmm. I don't have what I would call a a room per se.

0:53:39 Unknown Speaker #4

You sleep in a jar of quarters. That's your quarters.

0:53:43 Unknown Speaker #3

It's a big jar.

0:53:44 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah.

0:53:46 Unknown Speaker #3

I feel like

0:53:46 Unknown Speaker #1

we're gonna take

0:53:47 Unknown Speaker #2

you to the coin star. We got Get ready.

0:53:49 Unknown Speaker #4

As soon as we get back to land?

0:53:51 Unknown Speaker #3

We look, I I I I wanna say this right now. I really wanna respect you, Howard. And we have all this money now and I feel like sometimes I'm know disrespecting you putting you in a dark corner, stuff like that. And I don't even know it.

0:54:07 Unknown Speaker #3

And so now that we all have money, we're equals.

0:54:07 Unknown Speaker #2

Right.

0:54:10 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. Okay. Okay. So these contracts are null and void.

0:54:13 Unknown Speaker #4

I'm no longer insecure. I'm no longer insecure.

0:54:17 Unknown Speaker #4

And you can be my friend.

0:54:17 Unknown Speaker #3

Mhmm.

0:54:19 Unknown Speaker #2

The good thing is you have plenty of money to fight these contracts with, and that's all you need. If you have money, contracts don't mean anything.

0:54:28 Unknown Speaker #1

But we're talking about my dreams. I told you guys what my dream is, and now you're telling me that if I'm gonna have to use all my money to get out of these bad contrast.

0:54:35 Unknown Speaker #3

Let's let's not do that. Let's let's we won't even take these contracts to court. We'll just it it'll never even come up

0:54:41 Unknown Speaker #7

--

0:54:41 Unknown Speaker #3

yes. -- that we have own everything that you want. I wanna respect you. So if you say I don't wanna sleep in and drive quarters, great. Right. What will maybe kick the crew out of the bathroom, or we'll figure something out for you to sleep

0:54:54 Unknown Speaker #2

at Yeah. It's really crazy that you went from sleeping in a terrarium to now sleeping in a jar of quarters. Like, what

0:55:00 Unknown Speaker #4

about about the anchor? You wanna sleep on the anchor?

0:55:03 Unknown Speaker #2

You could curl up on the anchor like a snake does like a cooled chain. That would be really cool.

0:55:10 Unknown Speaker #4

Not like a

0:55:11 Unknown Speaker #2

serpent around an anchor.

0:55:13 Unknown Speaker #1

You know, I would that doesn't sound comfortable to me.

0:55:16 Unknown Speaker #9

Okay. Okay.

0:55:17 Unknown Speaker #3

I love you speaking up for yourself.

0:55:18 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah.

0:55:18 Unknown Speaker #3

What would you where would you like to sleep? Or if it's not inside a drive quarters or

0:55:22 Unknown Speaker #4

on, it's

0:55:23 Unknown Speaker #2

a like a snake. Yeah.

0:55:25 Unknown Speaker #1

Where do you guys sleep? How about you? Let me start there.

0:55:28 Unknown Speaker #2

You can take my bed. Okay?

0:55:31 Unknown Speaker #2

Because I've got some plans for my money.

0:55:31 Unknown Speaker #1

Really?

0:55:34 Unknown Speaker #1

Oh, really?

0:55:35 Unknown Speaker #2

Yep. Okay. Yep. Yep. To hear it, Bill. Love to hear it, Bill. I have it. I know what it is.

0:55:44 Unknown Speaker #3

Love to hear it.

0:55:45 Unknown Speaker #2

I am going to a deep space.

0:55:49 Unknown Speaker #3

Deep.

0:55:51 Unknown Speaker #4

That's awesome.

0:55:52 Unknown Speaker #2

So as soon as I got money, for some reason, I wanted to inhabit the sun.

0:56:02 Unknown Speaker #4

That is so smart.

0:56:04 Unknown Speaker #9

And wherever

0:56:06 Unknown Speaker #2

as soon as you get money, you realize that the earth is unsustainable and we need to live on the side.

0:56:11 Unknown Speaker #4

You realize what's possible. Why have I been thinking I couldn't live on the sun this

0:56:15 Unknown Speaker #2

whole time? So you know how a once the sun goes out, it's gonna be perfectly inhabitable planet. Exactly. That we can terraform and live there. Sure. It's gonna absolute hell for one hundred million years. But then then people will finally have more room.

0:56:34 Unknown Speaker #3

Can I ask just because I don't know a lot about space? I know it's beautiful to see photos of it and stuff. Oh. Why not the moon? Or or is the moon on the moon?

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The moon's over. The moon's over. Yeah. Nobody likes the moon.

0:56:47 Unknown Speaker #4

The moon was cool in the nineties.

0:56:49 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes. The moon is gross.

0:56:53 Unknown Speaker #3

Oh, I had no idea.

0:56:54 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes. It's not nice. There's all these all inclusives up there. It's just gross.

0:56:59 Unknown Speaker #3

Oh, so the sun is where people are doing -- People

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are -- -- real

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estate now for their Yes.

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Kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids.

0:57:06 Unknown Speaker #2

Exactly. Well, the moon's kinda bought up. I mean, I wanted to be a part of the moon, but if you start going to these secret society meetings where everybody wears masks

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mhmm.

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--

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and they talk about what's actually going on, It's like the Illuminati

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--

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mhmm.

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in a u g h t y. They are where I am when I go there. And they say, this is not in a u g h t one. And I'm like, hi, mom.

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--

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Fidelio. Fidelio,

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back to the money, the triangle.

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Well, and I obviously thought I was We had a disagreement. We were to different places we were both wrong, but I went to Alumal Nates. Also masked up wearing this wearing, you know, the symbols on the one dollar bill

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right. -- triangles.

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--

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Yes. The big beans. Huge huge hunk of fried cheese. Yeah. Yeah.

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I do some of what they did, I'll say.

0:58:14 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, I think that's a really exciting idea.

0:58:16 Unknown Speaker #2

Did y'all go anywhere?

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To the

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alumati? You were going to the Illuminati meeting?

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You're good at the world. Where did I go?

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And we can come back to it. But if you have if you remember the meeting

0:58:29 Unknown Speaker #1

oh, I actually did I actually had I had been getting into arts and crafts. Mhmm. And I had I was making a sweater for my friend.

0:58:40 Unknown Speaker #9

Really?

0:58:41 Unknown Speaker #1

And it was going so well. So I had to get but I had to get it fixed. So I went to to my loom is naughty.

0:58:49 Unknown Speaker #3

No. My room

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is naughty.

0:58:51 Unknown Speaker #1

Yes. My room is naughty. Of course.

0:58:54 Unknown Speaker #2

So it's like what an app t t y. So So wait. Explain to me the backstory where

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i was tracking. And shut It's easy to figure out. Okay. Okay. I was making a sweater and my loom

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right. -- got knotted.

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--

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Okay. And

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and just so happens that the place you go

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right.

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--

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to fix a loom that is naughty

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--

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is called loom is naughty.

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--

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right.

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You should see this guy on the loom, by the way.

0:59:21 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. I don't need

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to brag about my crafts that much on the podcast. Not really something comes over here.

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Well, if

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you ever wanna bring them up, It's a new era. We can talk about your loom, your crash, or sweatshirt.

0:59:31 Unknown Speaker #2

I'd love to see your loom art. Yeah. Really? Because I went I went to another Maybe you were

0:59:38 Unknown Speaker #4

at the same one I was at. What what was that?

0:59:40 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, I after I went to Illuminati or Illuminati tried to be naughty at it, and then went to Illuminati, I was looking for a light bulb. That was a certain brightness. And I went to a store where they sell lights that don't light up.

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Lumennati. Lumennati.

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Lumennati. Lumennati.

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Is it a Latin? Is it owned by someone who speak Yes. Latin. It's

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owned by this guy in a toga in a in a horse drawn

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--

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--

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right.

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with a

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little bop bop I guess, I am remembering

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i went I went to an incorrect Oh. An incorrect spot that actually turned out to be a cobbler, an Italian cobbler

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--

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awesome. -- to Ashu Ricati. Okay.

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Okay. No. If that's what we're doing, I've got a few more. Yeah.

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I knew

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it was gonna be a few more.

1:00:34 Unknown Speaker #4

I really admit it was a really big mistake.

1:00:37 Unknown Speaker #1

It's great that you did a because I also wasn't feeling well the other day. Right. And I -- Uh-huh.

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and I went to the doctor, and I I him. I said I said, what's going on? And he, like, looked at me, he looked at my nose, looked at my ears. He said, you know what it is? The flu is snotty.

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--

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Uh-huh. The flu is Snotty?

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The sierra did hear the flu a snotty.

1:00:57 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. The flu snotty. Yes. Well, If we

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think you're more, we can plug them back in right

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here. Mhmm.

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But the point is we are part of some secret societies -- Mhmm.

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talking about Italianians wearing shoes that you put lasagna? What time?

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--

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Where The world opens up to you. Yes. Oh, yeah.

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I'm a

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little cat.

1:01:20 Unknown Speaker #3

I'll say having this money as an artist, especially in the theater. You're not used to getting a lot of money. You know? You're used to scraping Right. Did that affect

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your art? Because it's kind of the antithesis of art. Wealth and and having it.

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Do you wonder, is it hard to be relatable

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--

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right.

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--

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when you're rich and you look at people like, I don't know, there's a lot of people all of your wild has had so much success being relatable to us and it's like I wanna stick around with these socialites in that world, but I do wanna still be amongst the people to make

1:02:00 Unknown Speaker #2

art. Right.

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So my charity is allowing -- You're angry too. What's that?

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You're doing a charity to you?

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Did I say charity? I it is a charity in the eyes of the government. And it's allowing normal people to hang out with me still.

1:02:17 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, that's genius.

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And so I'll still get humane experience is but beyond that, I I I do wanna bring art to people who don't have access to

1:02:29 Unknown Speaker #1

that's very admirable time.

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I know. Yeah. North Hollywood. You know, mid city, Los Angeles,

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so you're going to places that already have fully funded arts districts, and you're really pumping in too much art. Is that what you're doing?

1:02:49 Unknown Speaker #3

I don't wanna start a whole new thing. Yeah. You know what I mean? Where it's like

1:02:54 Unknown Speaker #1

because Lakmah is in is in mid city.

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You're doing, like, competing it's just

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so hard because people are like, why don't you put money in two cities that really need it? Go to, like, Detroit. Go to

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because I need to be too far from Hollywood.

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It's like He wanted

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to just be annoyed Hollywood.

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Couldn't Detroit hang out with who? Nobody from movies is in Detroit.

1:03:16 Unknown Speaker #3

I mean, maybe some of the football or basketball players, and that's cool.

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Right.

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But The people who need are are the people who basically already have

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it. So you're going to you've really been focusing on a school in Santa Monica where every wealthiest kid in person in Hollywood's child goes. Spielberg. Spielberg. The the the apatals, all these kids are there. And you've been trying to turn them against their parents and and work with you?

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I said there's a better director out there, and he's not your damn dad or mom.

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Well, and your only thing is you can tell one story at a time. Unlike these freaking apatow movies are four hours long.

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It's So you're starting to

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call for celebrity children. Is that

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what's happening? You a caught a cold. I call it a movie using nepotism to get my own game.

1:04:02 Unknown Speaker #2

And so you you have the biggest heart. You have the biggest house in Altadena that's got a four thousand square foot kitchen and bunks. And it's all brown, and there's fits around it. And the military sorry. It's quite a picture. Yeah. Yes. I got a bit of a compound, and I've

1:04:24 Unknown Speaker #3

taken celebrity children, and they live on there with kids we make, and we make just movies the way they should be made. I mean

1:04:31 Unknown Speaker #2

and you're made you're trying to reduce Star Wars with baby Spielberg? Because you weren't Yeah.

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I never really looked into who made Star Wars. I'm gonna be honest. I must have been silver.

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He's well too. Right?

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He was around. Look

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as he was there.

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He was

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around. Yeah. Like, you didn't pop by. He was sick.

1:04:52 Unknown Speaker #3

It's like my dad didn't direct Star Wars. And it's like, okay. Well, I've got a damn Iraq war veteran outside who will pop one in you if you if you speak up. So why don't we film Star Wars with little Stephen's kids? And I'm directing. Alright?

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You know what I've noticed about security, you can get them for cheap and they're nice. These people better security or crazy. You can get a war veteran who's got no option. Pay them dirt poor. And it's great for you.

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Well, and the thing is, it's to keep everyone safe. These people are safe for me too. These guys keep me in the compound when I've had a little too much sauce at night. And I do mean grandma's gravy.

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Dude, your grandma's gravy is eighty proof. And I will say I will say

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you're working your grandma a little too hard.

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He's got his grandma there. The still Don't get out of the shower. Dude, But grandma's gravy, dude, grandma's gravy is in every bar in the country. It's to be a fireball. I was doing remarkable. Damn's gravy. Every college kid in in the world is getting absolutely slammed off the grandma's Speakward is, the big secret is keeping your grandma working twenty four seven. And it's what's keeping her going. We know that you're

1:06:18 Unknown Speaker #4

a hundred. She's two hundred and fifty.

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She's a few fifty. Right? You're crazy.

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Let's wait, by the way. She's three hundred forty years old.

1:06:27 Unknown Speaker #4

Which and which as as big money celebrities now, we're really interested in, like, elongation.

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Oh, yeah.

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It's really crazy. We bought

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a big freezer.

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Yeah. It's really crazy. Oh, yeah. We're freezing ourselves at night. Well, I always do this.

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I freeze myself at night, and then I wake up with a hot hot blood transfusion from a twenty two year Yes. You know, because you you gotta literally go to death, sleep at night -- Yes.