Seekers' Lounge
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Yearbook Club

Aired Nov 21, 2019 187 lines Auto-transcribed

The Yearbook Club members meet to discuss this year's themes and superlatives.

Unknown Speaker #1

Listen. Ah, I'm not trying to say that. Ah, you guys should listen to me or anything, but like you guys do know that I did take that summer of photography class that my uncle paid for. So, like, I feel like my opinion on, like, sort of layout and stuff like that should be sort of respected.

Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah, I think you're really good at

Unknown Speaker #1

that stuff. Wake. Thank you so much. Good point. Like a point. Thank you, Carl.

Unknown Speaker #3

Um, you know the way for that class, and

Unknown Speaker #4

you're with class, and so you can work on the lads. And, um excuse me.

Unknown Speaker #3

Ok, any the clear threat tomorrow? No, I

Unknown Speaker #4

think I got it for now. We'll see, though. Okay. Shouldn't have had that Butterfinger. Um, yes. So you if you want to do the layouts And I think, um, you know, my uncle sent me to, um, titles of your book pages. Eisen Summer. So maybe I'll title the pages on. That's cool. That's cool with me. I'm sure. Great.

Unknown Speaker #3

And I think, like my uncle of always been, like one of the coolest guy from town, so I think like I said, but I picked the superlative. Who's like, most likely to?

Unknown Speaker #4

We know his coolest uncle

Unknown Speaker #3

who cool with uncle uncle. So

Unknown Speaker #1

we don't want to do, like voting for those. Like we don't want the students to, like, actually weigh in.

Unknown Speaker #4

Well, I think I think I think it's a vote, so people feel like they're part of the democratic process, But I think we pick him way.

Unknown Speaker #1

It's a sham, but yeah, I get it. Yeah, they're ready.

Unknown Speaker #3

Last year, the vote they voted in, um, Billy Jenkin for best smile. Yeah, but because it smile of fucked up,

Unknown Speaker #1

it was, like, ironic thing. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker #4

it's been a lot of ironic. One's best smile was pretty bad. Um uh, most likely to live a long time, I think. Ended up being ironic because

Unknown Speaker #5

he had just died. Just like Sorry. I'm like, um just ah, at that class for, um Ah, designing book covers. Who paid for it? My uncle. Um sorry, my Ah, but yeah. So did I miss

Unknown Speaker #4

everything. Class, it's called Do Judge a book by its cover.

Unknown Speaker #5

You see, a That's

Unknown Speaker #1

cool. I'm trying to get my uncle to send me to that one. Next Number two.

Unknown Speaker #5

Oh, yeah, Yeah, Yeah, it's for me. I'm learning a lot. I think we should. I mean, you know Butterfinger.

Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, I had one.

Unknown Speaker #2

You do that, man. You want that with you? Thank

Unknown Speaker #4

you. Thank you. Know

Unknown Speaker #1

you're going way off the candy. Perfect.

Unknown Speaker #2

Don't you crunch tamal. Uh,

Unknown Speaker #4

you gotta eat Skittles crunched up. You know, if you have teeth like mine, my baby teeth fell out and I got, um I got, um, Natal

Unknown Speaker #5

teeth. Oh, well, we know what The brother, if you're gonna invest teeth, um, backwards. We got about your best

Unknown Speaker #2

teeth. I do the

Unknown Speaker #4

best teeth. All guys weren't another guy with teeth like mine. Tiny.

Unknown Speaker #3

Maybe we change that. Maybe if, like, new, if new,

Unknown Speaker #1

new teeth, the

Unknown Speaker #4

newest teeth. So that's ironic. If we did newest teeth, it would just be the person with the oldest, right?

Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah, way we do are we

Unknown Speaker #5

may not up superlative. No redoing the classical. I

Unknown Speaker #2

mean, we get Last year,

Unknown Speaker #5

we got a bunch of trouble for not do it. We didn't do any of the classic. Was there were two specific. Okay, we're gonna do that again.

Unknown Speaker #1

I mean, I think we have to put

Unknown Speaker #2

it over the bad ones. Everybody like longest living, cleanest underwear.

Unknown Speaker #3

What about most drawn on backpack? Most most drama on backpack.

Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, I figured, I don't know. People did want, like, most likely to becoming.

Unknown Speaker #1

It was big and it was

Unknown Speaker #5

last clown prince. He's not funny, but loser

Unknown Speaker #1

it was. And it was weird that some of them weren't even phrased it superlatives. It was just, like lives in locker. And it was just a picture of, uh

Unknown Speaker #4

that was a six page

Unknown Speaker #2

spread. Yeah, way of doing an expose. Say, I find that it was better. We're giving a lot of heat

Unknown Speaker #5

from Mr Rogers publicist about giving him a full page in the, uh, in the teachers portion right now. Like it's usually like 16 teachers per page. His publicist is pushing him with the

Unknown Speaker #4

Hopi. Want to hope it for me and

Unknown Speaker #2

have a public.

Unknown Speaker #4

The whole press on him is there's a new Mister Rogers in town, and it's like better than the other one. That everyone

Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah, it's really anti famous. Don't you be my neighbor. You want to be eight nations ended. Some pretty compromising pictures of Mr Ryder's bread were just crazy cause, like, I boy

Unknown Speaker #1

started the Fred where it was like such a good guy had no dirt on him. He was, like, could run for office and would have been fine, but they found some fucked up stuff on Fred Rogers.

Unknown Speaker #2

Well, you wonder why

Unknown Speaker #5

I always just which is the shoes. Yeah. When you come out

Unknown Speaker #1

anymore, you don't want her

Unknown Speaker #2

anymore.

Unknown Speaker #5

Meritor Print murder print. That's why such is a shoes

Unknown Speaker #2

But the murder

Unknown Speaker #4

open for murder.

Unknown Speaker #5

prints and let's just say steps them in that little trolley he's puts their bones in

Unknown Speaker #2

the way we all know within the trolley, its bones busted up. Bones. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker #4

There's video of him confessing to not being charmed by Lady Gaga, which, if people see that they're not gonna be happy, they're not gonna be happy. And the murder thing again, the murders bad. While speaking of publicist, Mrs Brent Woods publicist is really, really pushing for us to not talk about the hair This

Unknown Speaker #2

No way. We're pretty. I'm not going to be silent. So do we do it, get his

Unknown Speaker #4

publicist because of what we're doing in the yearbook. That kind of meat

Unknown Speaker #2

do we've got about four. I feel like we didn't have

Unknown Speaker #5

to call out like that. You don't have to call things out in a year. But you don't have to go like put somebody

Unknown Speaker #1

way. We know the hair. What else? You can put the picture. How else do you captain, just have the name

Unknown Speaker #4

we had Mrs Brentwood and then big parentheses. Appropriation here. She needs to be called out for that stuff.

Unknown Speaker #3

About this. We do miss Brentwood, best below the neck style

Unknown Speaker #2

on that. We're not saying anything about

Unknown Speaker #3

the hair, but we are now a mean.

Unknown Speaker #1

But I would say that below the neck is also pretty direct. Appropriation us for her.

Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Which is above. And but she's fully appropriated of several different cultures in her look. Well, you know that she is a like through and through a Western European white woman. She is fully Caucasian. Yes, she did that 23 me hoping it would justify some of her style. And she got Adami

Unknown Speaker #2

e who are white. I guess it's Adam and Eve, the first to white people, which

Unknown Speaker #4

again were running that spread on page for

Unknown Speaker #2

a big win the defections. I think we should way expand and say Jesus is white this year because we did. Adam need we need a theme? Everyone. Never here. When

Unknown Speaker #4

we put out that Hamilton your book, everyone's looking to see who's the new White from history.

Unknown Speaker #2

Well, I think we should continue out

Unknown Speaker #5

if that's what people like. That's what gets us in the papers. That's what gets us to publicity and all. Publicity is good.

Unknown Speaker #4

Publicity is good publicity. Well, I

Unknown Speaker #2

think we should

Unknown Speaker #4

talk even just a big overall your book theme this year. Okay, Uh, Blake, I think, had a really good idea that the theme is photography.

Unknown Speaker #1

That's good. That's really what

Unknown Speaker #3

do you think in, like cameras all over the book?

Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, like account

Unknown Speaker #3

on the first page.

Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, it's like it's like there's, uh or you could do like, you know how on a lot of your books it's like it's like black leather. And then there's like or like black. And then there's a gold outlines that likes to have a design. Ours is not that it's just a picture of a camera, like like a real picture of a real camera.

Unknown Speaker #4

I love it, Blake. And like I, I even think we do do a spread. Or maybe the Whole Year book is like turning the camera around on the photographer

Unknown Speaker #1

s. It's a bunch of selfies.

Unknown Speaker #4

Yes, so everybody's yearbook photo is a picture of the person who took the photo.

Unknown Speaker #2

600 photo booth. 600 put photos of Laurita and Laurita Louis with

Unknown Speaker #1

her immediate reaction to the person who she's taking pictures up. And let's just say she went big on a couple

Unknown Speaker #4

of Rita reacts on the flash

Unknown Speaker #2

Loretta reactor Instagram

Unknown Speaker #1

reacts is hitting huge now like honestly, she just she just sold the

Unknown Speaker #2

whole right to

Unknown Speaker #5

react. Teoh Harry Styles New video

Unknown Speaker #2

How dare you to pay? Just huge, Really? Rita reacts. Laurito reacts,

Unknown Speaker #5

um, to, uh, 9 11 was not that I like

Unknown Speaker #3

most of the 9 11 reaction together

Unknown Speaker #2

pretty well. Here's this

Unknown Speaker #1

particular bed, and especially because she kept saying, since September 11th 2001 she's been saying don't know spoilers. No spoilers. I'm waiting for the right to

Unknown Speaker #2

raise. And

Unknown Speaker #1

then this year she decided to react. It was

Unknown Speaker #5

dated 9 11 19 Reader reaction. 9 11

Unknown Speaker #4

That's 18 years too late Yeah. Where was Laurita? On my favorite Llerena reaction. Um, let's see to put me on the spot. Um, I think Laurita reacts to her 500,000. Fan was nice. I like, Not always positive that one was really positive. Yeah, I like Loretta re reacts to mean, uh,

Unknown Speaker #2

reacts Laurier doing it again. Take two. She's

Unknown Speaker #4

like your first reaction is just trained Another one. The Loria reacts or a little gross for me? Yeah. Laurita Ria's Gloria finally extradite areas.

Unknown Speaker #3

Hands down my favorite one of Elon get slimed. Yeah, yeah, Ellen get slimed and Loretta went Cray

Unknown Speaker #4

redid went crazy friend getting slammed. So s so we're thinking 600 Laurita photos. The camera kind of on the border. Uh,

Unknown Speaker #2

what about a thicker insert? You know? Yeah. I can't clothes. I was Yeah, I don't know that. It's

Unknown Speaker #3

for extra signatures and things like that. What?

Unknown Speaker #1

It looks like card stock pages in

Unknown Speaker #3

the middle of that people

Unknown Speaker #5

can, like, right? Well, that know how about some, like, um, since, like, some scratch

Unknown Speaker #2

and start thinking

Unknown Speaker #5

like like the cologne page.

Unknown Speaker #4

That's nice. And even, I think like if we can pick you back off of just piggyback off of that. Maybe it is a scratch and sniff for, you know, certain people, certain smells, and we try to mimic smells.

Unknown Speaker #1

Now, this could get dangerous. Well, im said

Unknown Speaker #5

laurita smell. What's that the readers smell?

Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, like that. We could dio well, that over because you're seeing Laurita. But it could be the smell of the person she took the photo of eso if people were mad at the superlatives last year, like most in need of a shower, we don't have it. Toe have that woman.

Unknown Speaker #2

I feel you have a

Unknown Speaker #3

blank page of Brad, and it stinks like shit on that. We don't know why.

Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, but they'll see Brad, look. Oh, yeah, I

Unknown Speaker #1

That's I mean, that that could be interesting. And if we're adding stuff to it, do we wanna have in it? Like, um, you know how when you make it back, I'm picking back, okay? You know, like, this is a reason why, you know, in a magazine you've got, like, three or four little postcards to order more that fall out when you open it immediately. Follow you minutes. Should we put a few of those in

Unknown Speaker #2

There was my

Unknown Speaker #3

yearbook almost

Unknown Speaker #1

everywhere. Reorder tabs

Unknown Speaker #4

there. So many order tabs and said the yearbook because you never know where you left your yearbook. Maybe even a find. My yearbook app. So that could be cool.

Unknown Speaker #3

Maybe that digital

Unknown Speaker #4

digital your book.

Unknown Speaker #2

Did you know your book?

Unknown Speaker #1

Do we know any coders? Yes. Oh, my. Oh, you're Oh, your uncle's a Carter. Well, he sent me to a cutting camp. Oh, so you could probably could you start on 1/2? Could you make it a nap?

Unknown Speaker #3

I could start one, but I don't know enough to do the whole thing.

Unknown Speaker #4

Uh, could you like

Unknown Speaker #5

war? You could start one and do it wrong.

Unknown Speaker #3

E start one. Like I could write the starting code of like Like page like page one

Unknown Speaker #1

in a word Document. In a word, why don't you ask your uncle Steve Jobs?

Unknown Speaker #2

Oh, I haven't doubted that.

Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. What? Jesus, Blake. What? Yeah, Why don't you go to your uncle's grave?

Unknown Speaker #1

Oh, my God. He's dead and ask

Unknown Speaker #2

Hey, thought of that. Just go dead on. Good. I'm so sorry. Maybe he wants to Exuma phone core life. I forgot. UAP, are you book I forgot you walking a prick. Fuck

Unknown Speaker #5

you. Blame?

Unknown Speaker #1

No, I thought I forgot he was dead. I'm so sorry. I

Unknown Speaker #2

guess you want me to go to my dad's grave too, huh? Yeah. My famous dad's grave to I think it's

Unknown Speaker #1

weird that your dad bought a grave plot and uses it as a place to hang out. He's not dead. Don't act like he is,

Unknown Speaker #2

don't you design. May I have a famous dead dad? Who is a Tell me who is anyone. Any man that's dead that's famous is my dad. Tell 3 to 1. Who is it? Just burst. Senior George Bush Sr. I am George Bush. Jeb Bush's little brother. Okay, you get You want me to go there toe Arlington Cemetery? And did his have him know like you said? Have him dig himself up. Is he buried at Arlington? I don't know. I think I wanna fire Blake. No, no, Come on. Yeah, obviously running like no greater thing. This is my

Unknown Speaker #1

only extracurricular. Okay? I can't. I have to have it on my application for college.

Unknown Speaker #3

What? Even

Unknown Speaker #5

into doing college? Don't you go into the same college? I'm hopefully gonna drink and have sex.

Unknown Speaker #4

So the same thing you do here? Yeah. Hey, life is more than that. And I think you're having trouble dealing famous Dad's death.

Unknown Speaker #2

Oh, yeah. Yes. You think I'm having trouble with my famous dad death? The one that we all know. Say who your dad is. 3 to 1. Spells to rob.

Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, yeah? Yeah. So you're having trouble doing with that? And maybe

Unknown Speaker #2

Gregory Seymour, It's list is talking to you. Listen up. No, he's

Unknown Speaker #4

bigger. He's flakes Seymour off.

Unknown Speaker #5

Sorry. I was thinking about your famous Said I always Levi's give used.

Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. Yeah, I understand. What? I

Unknown Speaker #2

was patient. We got Jim Jobs. We got John Bush way got

Unknown Speaker #4

I said his name just to be safe.

Unknown Speaker #2

Instead, it this second again. Uh, Bill Seymour up eyes. Blake blamed Seamore faq. Come on. He's your dad. You know my dad who's your daddy and what does he do?

Unknown Speaker #4

You don't know who my dad is?

Unknown Speaker #2

Oh, yeah.

Unknown Speaker #1

Oh, yeah, we do. We way do and we'll say his name on on the count of three together. Okay. Okay. Ready?

Unknown Speaker #2

Todd, You ready? Sure. I

Unknown Speaker #4

give you a hint. It's funny, but he's mean And

Unknown Speaker #2

instead. Okay, wait, He's funny, but

Unknown Speaker #5

he's mean. But he's Levi's day. Ready. Can you give us one

Unknown Speaker #2

more? One more? No. Now

Unknown Speaker #1

he's funny. Buddies mean what? He's dead. It's funny, But I got I know whose that is.

Unknown Speaker #2

3 to 1 done, right. Abraham Lincoln? Yeah, because you look like both of them. Yeah. You look like

Unknown Speaker #1

they They had a baby.

Unknown Speaker #2

You either look like a descendant have. Well, Abraham Lincoln. Six. Well, you always You're always roasting

Unknown Speaker #5

people. But you do wear top.

Unknown Speaker #2

It's confusing. So I can

Unknown Speaker #4

tell. Yeah, it's my dad. Is Don Rickles Don dumb. But Dom No, no, no, no. No

Unknown Speaker #2

leather. Today, people Don Rick. My daddy is Dominic ALS. But you're five.

Unknown Speaker #4

My father is Don Rickles, and I'm working out some issues with my dog. Don Rickles.

Unknown Speaker #2

How does

Unknown Speaker #1

Abraham Lincoln factor in all this? What's that? That is Abraham Lincoln effective?

Unknown Speaker #4

What was a brat? Mary Todd Lincoln is my great great great grandmother. Okay, on.

Unknown Speaker #5

I just heard a room where they was made. That's why Abe,

Unknown Speaker #1

honest And he was mean, mean, honest.

Unknown Speaker #4

I gotta pee really bad. I think it to a Butterfinger I

Unknown Speaker #2

feel like we see. I feel like

Unknown Speaker #1

we figured this out.

Unknown Speaker #2

You've really been drinking the thing down. I feel like we

Unknown Speaker #1

figured it out. I'm doing the layout. Yeah, it's 600 pictures of Larita stink page. Uh, reorders reorder Hillary to reaction there. Pick in thick insurgents for signatures. That's a

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