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The Yearbook Club members meet to discuss this year's themes and superlatives.
Listen. Ah, I'm not trying to say that. Ah, you guys should listen to me or anything, but like you guys do know that I did take that summer of photography class that my uncle paid for. So, like, I feel like my opinion on, like, sort of layout and stuff like that should be sort of respected.
Yeah, I think you're really good at
that stuff. Wake. Thank you so much. Good point. Like a point. Thank you, Carl.
Um, you know the way for that class, and
you're with class, and so you can work on the lads. And, um excuse me.
Ok, any the clear threat tomorrow? No, I
think I got it for now. We'll see, though. Okay. Shouldn't have had that Butterfinger. Um, yes. So you if you want to do the layouts And I think, um, you know, my uncle sent me to, um, titles of your book pages. Eisen Summer. So maybe I'll title the pages on. That's cool. That's cool with me. I'm sure. Great.
And I think, like my uncle of always been, like one of the coolest guy from town, so I think like I said, but I picked the superlative. Who's like, most likely to?
We know his coolest uncle
who cool with uncle uncle. So
we don't want to do, like voting for those. Like we don't want the students to, like, actually weigh in.
Well, I think I think I think it's a vote, so people feel like they're part of the democratic process, But I think we pick him way.
It's a sham, but yeah, I get it. Yeah, they're ready.
Last year, the vote they voted in, um, Billy Jenkin for best smile. Yeah, but because it smile of fucked up,
it was, like, ironic thing. Yeah,
it's been a lot of ironic. One's best smile was pretty bad. Um uh, most likely to live a long time, I think. Ended up being ironic because
he had just died. Just like Sorry. I'm like, um just ah, at that class for, um Ah, designing book covers. Who paid for it? My uncle. Um sorry, my Ah, but yeah. So did I miss
everything. Class, it's called Do Judge a book by its cover.
You see, a That's
cool. I'm trying to get my uncle to send me to that one. Next Number two.
Oh, yeah, Yeah, Yeah, it's for me. I'm learning a lot. I think we should. I mean, you know Butterfinger.
Yeah, I had one.
You do that, man. You want that with you? Thank
you. Thank you. Know
you're going way off the candy. Perfect.
Don't you crunch tamal. Uh,
you gotta eat Skittles crunched up. You know, if you have teeth like mine, my baby teeth fell out and I got, um I got, um, Natal
teeth. Oh, well, we know what The brother, if you're gonna invest teeth, um, backwards. We got about your best
teeth. I do the
best teeth. All guys weren't another guy with teeth like mine. Tiny.
Maybe we change that. Maybe if, like, new, if new,
new teeth, the
newest teeth. So that's ironic. If we did newest teeth, it would just be the person with the oldest, right?
Yeah, way we do are we
may not up superlative. No redoing the classical. I
mean, we get Last year,
we got a bunch of trouble for not do it. We didn't do any of the classic. Was there were two specific. Okay, we're gonna do that again.
I mean, I think we have to put
it over the bad ones. Everybody like longest living, cleanest underwear.
What about most drawn on backpack? Most most drama on backpack.
Yeah, I figured, I don't know. People did want, like, most likely to becoming.
It was big and it was
last clown prince. He's not funny, but loser
it was. And it was weird that some of them weren't even phrased it superlatives. It was just, like lives in locker. And it was just a picture of, uh
that was a six page
spread. Yeah, way of doing an expose. Say, I find that it was better. We're giving a lot of heat
from Mr Rogers publicist about giving him a full page in the, uh, in the teachers portion right now. Like it's usually like 16 teachers per page. His publicist is pushing him with the
Hopi. Want to hope it for me and
have a public.
The whole press on him is there's a new Mister Rogers in town, and it's like better than the other one. That everyone
Yeah, it's really anti famous. Don't you be my neighbor. You want to be eight nations ended. Some pretty compromising pictures of Mr Ryder's bread were just crazy cause, like, I boy
started the Fred where it was like such a good guy had no dirt on him. He was, like, could run for office and would have been fine, but they found some fucked up stuff on Fred Rogers.
Well, you wonder why
I always just which is the shoes. Yeah. When you come out
anymore, you don't want her
anymore.
Meritor Print murder print. That's why such is a shoes
open for murder.
But the murder
prints and let's just say steps them in that little trolley he's puts their bones in
the way we all know within the trolley, its bones busted up. Bones. Yeah,
There's video of him confessing to not being charmed by Lady Gaga, which, if people see that they're not gonna be happy, they're not gonna be happy. And the murder thing again, the murders bad. While speaking of publicist, Mrs Brent Woods publicist is really, really pushing for us to not talk about the hair This
No way. We're pretty. I'm not going to be silent. So do we do it, get his
publicist because of what we're doing in the yearbook. That kind of meat
do we've got about four. I feel like we didn't have
to call out like that. You don't have to call things out in a year. But you don't have to go like put somebody
way. We know the hair. What else? You can put the picture. How else do you captain, just have the name
we had Mrs Brentwood and then big parentheses. Appropriation here. She needs to be called out for that stuff.
About this. We do miss Brentwood, best below the neck style
on that. We're not saying anything about
the hair, but we are now a mean.
But I would say that below the neck is also pretty direct. Appropriation us for her.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Which is above. And but she's fully appropriated of several different cultures in her look. Well, you know that she is a like through and through a Western European white woman. She is fully Caucasian. Yes, she did that 23 me hoping it would justify some of her style. And she got Adami
e who are white. I guess it's Adam and Eve, the first to white people, which
again were running that spread on page for
a big win the defections. I think we should way expand and say Jesus is white this year because we did. Adam need we need a theme? Everyone. Never here. When
we put out that Hamilton your book, everyone's looking to see who's the new White from history.
Well, I think we should continue out
if that's what people like. That's what gets us in the papers. That's what gets us to publicity and all. Publicity is good.
Publicity is good publicity. Well, I
think we should
talk even just a big overall your book theme this year. Okay, Uh, Blake, I think, had a really good idea that the theme is photography.
That's good. That's really what
do you think in, like cameras all over the book?
Yeah, like account
on the first page.
Yeah, it's like it's like there's, uh or you could do like, you know how on a lot of your books it's like it's like black leather. And then there's like or like black. And then there's a gold outlines that likes to have a design. Ours is not that it's just a picture of a camera, like like a real picture of a real camera.
I love it, Blake. And like I, I even think we do do a spread. Or maybe the Whole Year book is like turning the camera around on the photographer
s. It's a bunch of selfies.
Yes, so everybody's yearbook photo is a picture of the person who took the photo.
600 photo booth. 600 put photos of Laurita and Laurita Louis with
her immediate reaction to the person who she's taking pictures up. And let's just say she went big on a couple
of Rita reacts on the flash
Loretta reactor Instagram
reacts is hitting huge now like honestly, she just she just sold the
whole right to
react. Teoh Harry Styles New video
How dare you to pay? Just huge, Really? Rita reacts. Laurito reacts,
um, to, uh, 9 11 was not that I like
most of the 9 11 reaction together
pretty well. Here's this
particular bed, and especially because she kept saying, since September 11th 2001 she's been saying don't know spoilers. No spoilers. I'm waiting for the right to
raise. And
then this year she decided to react. It was
dated 9 11 19 Reader reaction. 9 11
That's 18 years too late Yeah. Where was Laurita? On my favorite Llerena reaction. Um, let's see to put me on the spot. Um, I think Laurita reacts to her 500,000. Fan was nice. I like, Not always positive that one was really positive. Yeah, I like Loretta re reacts to mean, uh,
reacts Laurier doing it again. Take two. She's
like your first reaction is just trained Another one. The Loria reacts or a little gross for me? Yeah. Laurita Ria's Gloria finally extradite areas.
Hands down my favorite one of Elon get slimed. Yeah, yeah, Ellen get slimed and Loretta went Cray
redid went crazy friend getting slammed. So s so we're thinking 600 Laurita photos. The camera kind of on the border. Uh,
what about a thicker insert? You know? Yeah. I can't clothes. I was Yeah, I don't know that. It's
for extra signatures and things like that. What?
It looks like card stock pages in
the middle of that people
can, like, right? Well, that know how about some, like, um, since, like, some scratch
and start thinking
like like the cologne page.
That's nice. And even, I think like if we can pick you back off of just piggyback off of that. Maybe it is a scratch and sniff for, you know, certain people, certain smells, and we try to mimic smells.
Now, this could get dangerous. Well, im said
laurita smell. What's that the readers smell?
Yeah, like that. We could dio well, that over because you're seeing Laurita. But it could be the smell of the person she took the photo of eso if people were mad at the superlatives last year, like most in need of a shower, we don't have it. Toe have that woman.
I feel you have a
blank page of Brad, and it stinks like shit on that. We don't know why.
Yeah, but they'll see Brad, look. Oh, yeah, I
That's I mean, that that could be interesting. And if we're adding stuff to it, do we wanna have in it? Like, um, you know how when you make it back, I'm picking back, okay? You know, like, this is a reason why, you know, in a magazine you've got, like, three or four little postcards to order more that fall out when you open it immediately. Follow you minutes. Should we put a few of those in
There was my
yearbook almost
everywhere. Reorder tabs
there. So many order tabs and said the yearbook because you never know where you left your yearbook. Maybe even a find. My yearbook app. So that could be cool.
Maybe that digital
digital your book.
Did you know your book?
Do we know any coders? Yes. Oh, my. Oh, you're Oh, your uncle's a Carter. Well, he sent me to a cutting camp. Oh, so you could probably could you start on 1/2? Could you make it a nap?
I could start one, but I don't know enough to do the whole thing.
Uh, could you like
war? You could start one and do it wrong.
E start one. Like I could write the starting code of like Like page like page one
in a word Document. In a word, why don't you ask your uncle Steve Jobs?
Oh, I haven't doubted that.
Yeah. What? Jesus, Blake. What? Yeah, Why don't you go to your uncle's grave?
Oh, my God. He's dead and ask
Hey, thought of that. Just go dead on. Good. I'm so sorry. Maybe he wants to Exuma phone core life. I forgot. UAP, are you book I forgot you walking a prick. Fuck
you. Blame?
No, I thought I forgot he was dead. I'm so sorry. I
guess you want me to go to my dad's grave too, huh? Yeah. My famous dad's grave to I think it's
weird that your dad bought a grave plot and uses it as a place to hang out. He's not dead. Don't act like he is,
don't you design. May I have a famous dead dad? Who is a Tell me who is anyone. Any man that's dead that's famous is my dad. Tell 3 to 1. Who is it? Just burst. Senior George Bush Sr. I am George Bush. Jeb Bush's little brother. Okay, you get You want me to go there toe Arlington Cemetery? And did his have him know like you said? Have him dig himself up. Is he buried at Arlington? I don't know. I think I wanna fire Blake. No, no, Come on. Yeah, obviously running like no greater thing. This is my
only extracurricular. Okay? I can't. I have to have it on my application for college.
What? Even
into doing college? Don't you go into the same college? I'm hopefully gonna drink and have sex.
So the same thing you do here? Yeah. Hey, life is more than that. And I think you're having trouble dealing famous Dad's death.
Oh, yeah. Yes. You think I'm having trouble with my famous dad death? The one that we all know. Say who your dad is. 3 to 1. Spells to rob.
Oh, yeah? Yeah. So you're having trouble doing with that? And maybe
Gregory Seymour, It's list is talking to you. Listen up. No, he's
bigger. He's flakes Seymour off.
Sorry. I was thinking about your famous Said I always Levi's give used.
Yeah. Yeah, I understand. What? I
was patient. We got Jim Jobs. We got John Bush way got
I said his name just to be safe.
Instead, it this second again. Uh, Bill Seymour up eyes. Blake blamed Seamore faq. Come on. He's your dad. You know my dad who's your daddy and what does he do?
You don't know who my dad is?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, we do. We way do and we'll say his name on on the count of three together. Okay. Okay. Ready?
Todd, You ready? Sure. I
give you a hint. It's funny, but he's mean And
instead. Okay, wait, He's funny, but
he's mean. But he's Levi's day. Ready. Can you give us one
more? One more? No. Now
he's funny. Buddies mean what? He's dead. It's funny, But I got I know whose that is.
3 to 1 done, right. Abraham Lincoln? Yeah, because you look like both of them. Yeah. You look like
they They had a baby.
You either look like a descendant have. Well, Abraham Lincoln. Six. Well, you always You're always roasting
people. But you do wear top.
It's confusing. So I can
tell. Yeah, it's my dad. Is Don Rickles Don dumb. But Dom No, no, no, no. No
leather. Today, people Don Rick. My daddy is Dominic ALS. But you're five.
My father is Don Rickles, and I'm working out some issues with my dog. Don Rickles.
How does
Abraham Lincoln factor in all this? What's that? That is Abraham Lincoln effective?
What was a brat? Mary Todd Lincoln is my great great great grandmother. Okay, on.
I just heard a room where they was made. That's why Abe,
honest And he was mean, mean, honest.
I gotta pee really bad. I think it to a Butterfinger I
feel like we see. I feel like
we figured this out.
You've really been drinking the thing down. I feel like we
figured it out. I'm doing the layout. Yeah, it's 600 pictures of Larita stink page. Uh, reorders reorder Hillary to reaction there. Pick in thick insurgents for signatures. That's a
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