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Yearbook Club

The Yearbook Club members meet to discuss this year's themes and superlatives.

0:00:00
spk_0
 

Listen. Ah, I'm not trying to say that. Ah, you guys should listen to me or anything, but like you guys do know that I did take that summer of photography class that my uncle paid for. So, like, I feel like my opinion on, like, sort of layout and stuff like that should be sort of respected.

0:00:18
spk_1
 

Yeah, I think you're really good at

0:00:19
spk_0
 

that stuff. Wake. Thank you so much. Good point. Like a point. Thank you, Carl.

0:00:26
spk_4
 

Um, you know the way for that class, and

0:00:29
spk_2
 

you're with class, and so you can work on the lads. And, um excuse me.

0:00:37
spk_4
 

Ok, any the clear threat tomorrow? No, I

0:00:39
spk_2
 

think I got it for now. We'll see, though. Okay. Shouldn't have had that Butterfinger. Um, yes. So you if you want to do the layouts And I think, um, you know, my uncle sent me to, um, titles of your book pages. Eisen Summer. So maybe I'll title the pages on. That's cool. That's cool with me. I'm sure. Great.

0:01:04
spk_4
 

And I think, like my uncle of always been, like one of the coolest guy from town, so I think like I said, but I picked the superlative. Who's like, most likely to?

0:01:13
spk_2
 

We know his coolest uncle

0:01:15
spk_4
 

who cool with uncle uncle. So

0:01:18
spk_0
 

we don't want to do, like voting for those. Like we don't want the students to, like, actually weigh in.

0:01:22
spk_2
 

Well, I think I think I think it's a vote, so people feel like they're part of the democratic process, But I think we pick him way.

0:01:29
spk_0
 

It's a sham, but yeah, I get it. Yeah, they're ready.

0:01:32
spk_4
 

Last year, the vote they voted in, um, Billy Jenkin for best smile. Yeah, but because it smile of fucked up,

0:01:41
spk_0
 

it was, like, ironic thing. Yeah,

0:01:43
spk_2
 

it's been a lot of ironic. One's best smile was pretty bad. Um uh, most likely to live a long time, I think. Ended up being ironic because

0:01:52
spk_3
 

he had just died. Just like Sorry. I'm like, um just ah, at that class for, um Ah, designing book covers. Who paid for it? My uncle. Um sorry, my Ah, but yeah. So did I miss

0:02:15
spk_2
 

everything. Class, it's called Do Judge a book by its cover.

0:02:17
spk_3
 

You see, a That's

0:02:18
spk_0
 

cool. I'm trying to get my uncle to send me to that one. Next Number two.

0:02:22
spk_3
 

Oh, yeah, Yeah, Yeah, it's for me. I'm learning a lot. I think we should. I mean, you know Butterfinger.

0:02:30
spk_2
 

Yeah, I had one.

0:02:31
spk_1
 

You do that, man. You want that with you? Thank

0:02:34
spk_2
 

you. Thank you. Know

0:02:35
spk_0
 

you're going way off the candy. Perfect.

0:02:40
spk_1
 

Don't you crunch tamal. Uh,

0:02:44
spk_2
 

you gotta eat Skittles crunched up. You know, if you have teeth like mine, my baby teeth fell out and I got, um I got, um, Natal

0:02:53
spk_3
 

teeth. Oh, well, we know what The brother, if you're gonna invest teeth, um, backwards. We got about your best

0:02:59
spk_1
 

teeth. I do the

0:03:00
spk_2
 

best teeth. All guys weren't another guy with teeth like mine. Tiny.

0:03:05
spk_4
 

Maybe we change that. Maybe if, like, new, if new,

0:03:08
spk_0
 

new teeth, the

0:03:09
spk_2
 

newest teeth. So that's ironic. If we did newest teeth, it would just be the person with the oldest, right?

0:03:15
spk_1
 

Yeah, way we do are we

0:03:17
spk_3
 

may not up superlative. No redoing the classical. I

0:03:20
spk_1
 

mean, we get Last year,

0:03:21
spk_3
 

we got a bunch of trouble for not do it. We didn't do any of the classic. Was there were two specific. Okay, we're gonna do that again.

0:03:30
spk_0
 

I mean, I think we have to put

0:03:32
spk_1
 

it over the bad ones. Everybody like longest living, cleanest underwear.

0:03:42
spk_4
 

What about most drawn on backpack? Most most drama on backpack.

0:03:47
spk_2
 

Yeah, I figured, I don't know. People did want, like, most likely to becoming.

0:03:52
spk_0
 

It was big and it was

0:03:53
spk_3
 

last clown prince. He's not funny, but loser

0:03:57
spk_0
 

it was. And it was weird that some of them weren't even phrased it superlatives. It was just, like lives in locker. And it was just a picture of, uh

0:04:05
spk_2
 

that was a six page

0:04:06
spk_1
 

spread. Yeah, way of doing an expose. Say, I find that it was better. We're giving a lot of heat

0:04:15
spk_3
 

from Mr Rogers publicist about giving him a full page in the, uh, in the teachers portion right now. Like it's usually like 16 teachers per page. His publicist is pushing him with the

0:04:30
spk_2
 

Hopi. Want to hope it for me and

0:04:32
spk_1
 

have a public.

0:04:33
spk_2
 

The whole press on him is there's a new Mister Rogers in town, and it's like better than the other one. That everyone

0:04:39
spk_1
 

Yeah, it's really anti famous. Don't you be my neighbor. You want to be eight nations ended. Some pretty compromising pictures of Mr Ryder's bread were just crazy cause, like, I boy

0:04:51
spk_0
 

started the Fred where it was like such a good guy had no dirt on him. He was, like, could run for office and would have been fine, but they found some fucked up stuff on Fred Rogers.

0:05:00
spk_1
 

Well, you wonder why

0:05:01
spk_3
 

I always just which is the shoes. Yeah. When you come out

0:05:04
spk_0
 

anymore, you don't want her

0:05:05
spk_1
 

anymore.

0:05:05
spk_3
 

Meritor Print murder print. That's why such is a shoes

0:05:10
spk_2
 

open for murder.

0:05:10
spk_1
 

But the murder

0:05:11
spk_3
 

prints and let's just say steps them in that little trolley he's puts their bones in

0:05:15
spk_1
 

the way we all know within the trolley, its bones busted up. Bones. Yeah,

0:05:23
spk_2
 

There's video of him confessing to not being charmed by Lady Gaga, which, if people see that they're not gonna be happy, they're not gonna be happy. And the murder thing again, the murders bad. While speaking of publicist, Mrs Brent Woods publicist is really, really pushing for us to not talk about the hair This

0:05:43
spk_1
 

No way. We're pretty. I'm not going to be silent. So do we do it, get his

0:05:49
spk_2
 

publicist because of what we're doing in the yearbook. That kind of meat

0:05:54
spk_1
 

do we've got about four. I feel like we didn't have

0:05:56
spk_3
 

to call out like that. You don't have to call things out in a year. But you don't have to go like put somebody

0:06:03
spk_0
 

way. We know the hair. What else? You can put the picture. How else do you captain, just have the name

0:06:09
spk_2
 

we had Mrs Brentwood and then big parentheses. Appropriation here. She needs to be called out for that stuff.

0:06:15
spk_4
 

About this. We do miss Brentwood, best below the neck style

0:06:20
spk_1
 

on that. We're not saying anything about

0:06:23
spk_4
 

the hair, but we are now a mean.

0:06:26
spk_0
 

But I would say that below the neck is also pretty direct. Appropriation us for her.

0:06:32
spk_2
 

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Which is above. And but she's fully appropriated of several different cultures in her look. Well, you know that she is a like through and through a Western European white woman. She is fully Caucasian. Yes, she did that 23 me hoping it would justify some of her style. And she got Adami

0:06:52
spk_1
 

e who are white. I guess it's Adam and Eve, the first to white people, which

0:07:00
spk_2
 

again were running that spread on page for

0:07:05
spk_1
 

a big win the defections. I think we should way expand and say Jesus is white this year because we did. Adam need we need a theme? Everyone. Never here. When

0:07:17
spk_2
 

we put out that Hamilton your book, everyone's looking to see who's the new White from history.

0:07:25
spk_1
 

Well, I think we should continue out

0:07:27
spk_3
 

if that's what people like. That's what gets us in the papers. That's what gets us to publicity and all. Publicity is good.

0:07:32
spk_2
 

Publicity is good publicity. Well, I

0:07:34
spk_1
 

think we should

0:07:34
spk_2
 

talk even just a big overall your book theme this year. Okay, Uh, Blake, I think, had a really good idea that the theme is photography.

0:07:45
spk_0
 

That's good. That's really what

0:07:47
spk_4
 

do you think in, like cameras all over the book?

0:07:50
spk_0
 

Yeah, like account

0:07:52
spk_4
 

on the first page.

0:07:53
spk_0
 

Yeah, it's like it's like there's, uh or you could do like, you know how on a lot of your books it's like it's like black leather. And then there's like or like black. And then there's a gold outlines that likes to have a design. Ours is not that it's just a picture of a camera, like like a real picture of a real camera.

0:08:11
spk_2
 

I love it, Blake. And like I, I even think we do do a spread. Or maybe the Whole Year book is like turning the camera around on the photographer

0:08:19
spk_0
 

s. It's a bunch of selfies.

0:08:20
spk_2
 

Yes, so everybody's yearbook photo is a picture of the person who took the photo.

0:08:28
spk_1
 

600 photo booth. 600 put photos of Laurita and Laurita Louis with

0:08:42
spk_0
 

her immediate reaction to the person who she's taking pictures up. And let's just say she went big on a couple

0:08:48
spk_2
 

of Rita reacts on the flash

0:08:50
spk_1
 

Loretta reactor Instagram

0:08:52
spk_0
 

reacts is hitting huge now like honestly, she just she just sold the

0:08:58
spk_1
 

whole right to

0:08:59
spk_3
 

react. Teoh Harry Styles New video

0:09:02
spk_1
 

How dare you to pay? Just huge, Really? Rita reacts. Laurito reacts,

0:09:07
spk_3
 

um, to, uh, 9 11 was not that I like

0:09:15
spk_4
 

most of the 9 11 reaction together

0:09:17
spk_1
 

pretty well. Here's this

0:09:18
spk_0
 

particular bed, and especially because she kept saying, since September 11th 2001 she's been saying don't know spoilers. No spoilers. I'm waiting for the right to

0:09:26
spk_1
 

raise. And

0:09:27
spk_0
 

then this year she decided to react. It was

0:09:29
spk_3
 

dated 9 11 19 Reader reaction. 9 11

0:09:33
spk_2
 

That's 18 years too late Yeah. Where was Laurita? On my favorite Llerena reaction. Um, let's see to put me on the spot. Um, I think Laurita reacts to her 500,000. Fan was nice. I like, Not always positive that one was really positive. Yeah, I like Loretta re reacts to mean, uh,

0:10:00
spk_1
 

reacts Laurier doing it again. Take two. She's

0:10:04
spk_2
 

like your first reaction is just trained Another one. The Loria reacts or a little gross for me? Yeah. Laurita Ria's Gloria finally extradite areas.

0:10:17
spk_4
 

Hands down my favorite one of Elon get slimed. Yeah, yeah, Ellen get slimed and Loretta went Cray

0:10:25
spk_2
 

redid went crazy friend getting slammed. So s so we're thinking 600 Laurita photos. The camera kind of on the border. Uh,

0:10:36
spk_1
 

what about a thicker insert? You know? Yeah. I can't clothes. I was Yeah, I don't know that. It's

0:10:46
spk_4
 

for extra signatures and things like that. What?

0:10:49
spk_0
 

It looks like card stock pages in

0:10:50
spk_4
 

the middle of that people

0:10:51
spk_3
 

can, like, right? Well, that know how about some, like, um, since, like, some scratch

0:10:58
spk_1
 

and start thinking

0:11:00
spk_3
 

like like the cologne page.

0:11:04
spk_2
 

That's nice. And even, I think like if we can pick you back off of just piggyback off of that. Maybe it is a scratch and sniff for, you know, certain people, certain smells, and we try to mimic smells.

0:11:17
spk_0
 

Now, this could get dangerous. Well, im said

0:11:20
spk_3
 

laurita smell. What's that the readers smell?

0:11:23
spk_2
 

Yeah, like that. We could dio well, that over because you're seeing Laurita. But it could be the smell of the person she took the photo of eso if people were mad at the superlatives last year, like most in need of a shower, we don't have it. Toe have that woman.

0:11:36
spk_1
 

I feel you have a

0:11:38
spk_4
 

blank page of Brad, and it stinks like shit on that. We don't know why.

0:11:43
spk_2
 

Yeah, but they'll see Brad, look. Oh, yeah, I

0:11:45
spk_0
 

That's I mean, that that could be interesting. And if we're adding stuff to it, do we wanna have in it? Like, um, you know how when you make it back, I'm picking back, okay? You know, like, this is a reason why, you know, in a magazine you've got, like, three or four little postcards to order more that fall out when you open it immediately. Follow you minutes. Should we put a few of those in

0:12:07
spk_1
 

There was my

0:12:07
spk_4
 

yearbook almost

0:12:08
spk_0
 

everywhere. Reorder tabs

0:12:11
spk_2
 

there. So many order tabs and said the yearbook because you never know where you left your yearbook. Maybe even a find. My yearbook app. So that could be cool.

0:12:18
spk_4
 

Maybe that digital

0:12:19
spk_2
 

digital your book.

0:12:20
spk_1
 

Did you know your book?

0:12:22
spk_0
 

Do we know any coders? Yes. Oh, my. Oh, you're Oh, your uncle's a Carter. Well, he sent me to a cutting camp. Oh, so you could probably could you start on 1/2? Could you make it a nap?

0:12:33
spk_4
 

I could start one, but I don't know enough to do the whole thing.

0:12:38
spk_2
 

Uh, could you like

0:12:40
spk_3
 

war? You could start one and do it wrong.

0:12:42
spk_4
 

E start one. Like I could write the starting code of like Like page like page one

0:12:51
spk_0
 

in a word Document. In a word, why don't you ask your uncle Steve Jobs?

0:12:56
spk_1
 

Oh, I haven't doubted that.

0:12:57
spk_2
 

Yeah. What? Jesus, Blake. What? Yeah, Why don't you go to your uncle's grave?

0:13:02
spk_0
 

Oh, my God. He's dead and ask

0:13:03
spk_1
 

Hey, thought of that. Just go dead on. Good. I'm so sorry. Maybe he wants to Exuma phone core life. I forgot. UAP, are you book I forgot you walking a prick. Fuck

0:13:15
spk_3
 

you. Blame?

0:13:15
spk_0
 

No, I thought I forgot he was dead. I'm so sorry. I

0:13:18
spk_1
 

guess you want me to go to my dad's grave too, huh? Yeah. My famous dad's grave to I think it's

0:13:26
spk_0
 

weird that your dad bought a grave plot and uses it as a place to hang out. He's not dead. Don't act like he is,

0:13:33
spk_1
 

don't you design. May I have a famous dead dad? Who is a Tell me who is anyone. Any man that's dead that's famous is my dad. Tell 3 to 1. Who is it? Just burst. Senior George Bush Sr. I am George Bush. Jeb Bush's little brother. Okay, you get You want me to go there toe Arlington Cemetery? And did his have him know like you said? Have him dig himself up. Is he buried at Arlington? I don't know. I think I wanna fire Blake. No, no, Come on. Yeah, obviously running like no greater thing. This is my

0:14:30
spk_0
 

only extracurricular. Okay? I can't. I have to have it on my application for college.

0:14:35
spk_4
 

What? Even

0:14:36
spk_3
 

into doing college? Don't you go into the same college? I'm hopefully gonna drink and have sex.

0:14:42
spk_2
 

So the same thing you do here? Yeah. Hey, life is more than that. And I think you're having trouble dealing famous Dad's death.

0:14:49
spk_1
 

Oh, yeah. Yes. You think I'm having trouble with my famous dad death? The one that we all know. Say who your dad is. 3 to 1. Spells to rob.

0:14:59
spk_2
 

Oh, yeah? Yeah. So you're having trouble doing with that? And maybe

0:15:04
spk_1
 

Gregory Seymour, It's list is talking to you. Listen up. No, he's

0:15:12
spk_2
 

bigger. He's flakes Seymour off.

0:15:14
spk_3
 

Sorry. I was thinking about your famous Said I always Levi's give used.

0:15:21
spk_2
 

Yeah. Yeah, I understand. What? I

0:15:23
spk_1
 

was patient. We got Jim Jobs. We got John Bush way got

0:15:30
spk_2
 

I said his name just to be safe.

0:15:31
spk_1
 

Instead, it this second again. Uh, Bill Seymour up eyes. Blake blamed Seamore faq. Come on. He's your dad. You know my dad who's your daddy and what does he do?

0:15:47
spk_2
 

You don't know who my dad is?

0:15:49
spk_1
 

Oh, yeah.

0:15:50
spk_0
 

Oh, yeah, we do. We way do and we'll say his name on on the count of three together. Okay. Okay. Ready?

0:16:00
spk_1
 

Todd, You ready? Sure. I

0:16:08
spk_2
 

give you a hint. It's funny, but he's mean And

0:16:12
spk_1
 

instead. Okay, wait, He's funny, but

0:16:16
spk_3
 

he's mean. But he's Levi's day. Ready. Can you give us one

0:16:20
spk_1
 

more? One more? No. Now

0:16:25
spk_0
 

he's funny. Buddies mean what? He's dead. It's funny, But I got I know whose that is.

0:16:32
spk_1
 

3 to 1 done, right. Abraham Lincoln? Yeah, because you look like both of them. Yeah. You look like

0:16:41
spk_0
 

they They had a baby.

0:16:43
spk_1
 

You either look like a descendant have. Well, Abraham Lincoln. Six. Well, you always You're always roasting

0:16:49
spk_3
 

people. But you do wear top.

0:16:51
spk_1
 

It's confusing. So I can

0:16:52
spk_2
 

tell. Yeah, it's my dad. Is Don Rickles Don dumb. But Dom No, no, no, no. No

0:17:00
spk_1
 

leather. Today, people Don Rick. My daddy is Dominic ALS. But you're five.

0:17:08
spk_2
 

My father is Don Rickles, and I'm working out some issues with my dog. Don Rickles.

0:17:14
spk_1
 

How does

0:17:15
spk_0
 

Abraham Lincoln factor in all this? What's that? That is Abraham Lincoln effective?

0:17:18
spk_2
 

What was a brat? Mary Todd Lincoln is my great great great grandmother. Okay, on.

0:17:24
spk_3
 

I just heard a room where they was made. That's why Abe,

0:17:28
spk_0
 

honest And he was mean, mean, honest.

0:17:31
spk_2
 

I gotta pee really bad. I think it to a Butterfinger I

0:17:37
spk_1
 

feel like we see. I feel like

0:17:38
spk_0
 

we figured this out.

0:17:39
spk_1
 

You've really been drinking the thing down. I feel like we

0:17:42
spk_0
 

figured it out. I'm doing the layout. Yeah, it's 600 pictures of Larita stink page. Uh, reorders reorder Hillary to reaction there. Pick in thick insurgents for signatures. That's a

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