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The guys discuss taking up residency at a new summer camp.
you got? Dont you guys have any cortisone or any
of those like quarters on this? I don't have any Gordon like Like I got a penny.
No, I mean,
I know you're
trying to get a h all for your leg. Europe, nickels and dimes.
Whenever I need a I need some kind of ointment or something, cause it looks like I got bit by some, uh, I'm like, yeah, I
mean, that looks a lot of teeth.
Yeah, well, yeah. There. Let's see. 123456789 10 11 12. There's 12 holes on my arm, 12 holes on. And I honestly, I mean, maybe this body came like this because, you know, I'm just getting used to the sort of mechanics of this new body,
and you haven't had little golf pins in them and you try to jump over one of the other ones.
No, no, no, no. I didn't get a pin. A little peg game put on my arm is not a cracker valve game, not a game. I know. I just need some kind of women. That is not
them that weekend, huh?
Your hand is not a pig.
Yes, so we can cross that. Obviously, is the hands, not a pig?
All right, well, let's let's start throwing the options up on the board. Brainstorm. What's going on here?
Maybe your hands. A piece of Swiss cheese?
OK, did anybody see anyone? Logistics likes mysteries. It's thinks like cheese in here. Has your hand it on a sandwich lately?
Of course not.
I'm gonna bring a mouse out and see if it wants to eat your
hand. Being the mass out.
Are you still doing
those trials? There's makeup trials.
Yeah, well, the basic trial is they put They put makeup on the mouse and see if I wanted a bit right. And so far
we have to make
up works works for And
I mean, it's it's like putting lipstick on a pig and that it's working
way. I saw you
out to dinner last night at Golden Corral with a beautiful mouse.
Oh, yeah, that we had I had a great time. The problem is, I'm the one that keeps getting broken up with.
That was that was devastating when you were left crying and I saw that mouse leave with your waiter.
Did you on the way out, the waiter said. Armies to Golden Corral, having a fountain of chocolate but not a found of tears referencing. But I was crying.
Why? I saw some
guy come over and dip his ice cream cone in your deer's.
Well, as you all know, I do cry brown tears. And so, uh,
your tears. Hardin. When they get cold as well, like a magic, a magic shell situation, right?
So I like if I'm ever crying in the tundra. It's tough for like in a freezer or in a house with a broken. They see where it's always on, and it's called If
this happened to you, all those have happened. Broken
A C is not usually it's always on, and it's cold, usually out, and it's hat.
Well, my, I see is broken. It is. It is 45 degrees at all times.
Have you just You probably just haven't found the thermostat.
Well, that's why it's broken is I can't find this thing anywhere. So I leave the doors open and try to help out keep the fire running, but it's still hold in there. So anyway,
yeah, I don't know what the hell is going on with my arm. I point my baby if you fail.
Come on. Yeah, right. Bill, you don't have 12. You wish you still.
That's obviously my 12 perfect teeth right there in a line. And you can tell because I got good deep.
Well, we're looking at your both right, though. Smile big.
I am
a mirror just broken here. What are you doing?
That's that's got nothing to do with my teeth is because I got a bit up all singing vice and I was singing
right then I didn't hear sound, Honestly, I just saw you.
I bet your arm and there's a perfect line up a perfect teeth. Like I made the dentist. Bill, you don't have perfect teeth. You're not going to get off. This is the The water isn't once, you know, my orange two texts. Yeah, I think they're think they're building that. They had any bill. Those air bad fakes. Teeth are not perfectly round like that. Or orange or straight in a straight line. If I had orange, tic
tacs and I'm out that have to double up for the front two teeth and I'd have four up front
That's exactly what it looks like. Bill.
All right, How about this Bill? Why don't you just take a bite of this stale piece of test creases Be really
okay, Fine. Give me that stale visa ties.
Okay? It smells like orange in here now. Like you about on a bunch of orange.
Tease me. I need to wait face the wall for a second built and I Bad
bill. We all know that your teeth are those teeth or take Texas shit, my sometimes it. Well, you find out what time it was a
man because you realize what time it was?
No. Well, a mad for a lot of reasons. He's it later than you thought. No earlier guys in the history of this show, how many times have at the beginning of an episode have I said shit and then something?
What time of day is it that this would be important?
I guess he thinks it's past five, and he should be off the clock.
Thinks he missed the dinner bell.
Guys know guys we've been
recording this whole time this'll is disappointing. Of all the other things I thought it wasa
everybody's gonna hear my teeth are perfect.
Once a schmuck, always a schmuck. Howard.
Now, now. Come
on. His body, your stupid heads on.
Okay. Wow. Okay.
Body is this. It's what he thought it was. He thought he found one
of the best. Coolest Podd I saw so sure wouldn't be ish. My
eyes on Craigslist free Arnold Schwarzenegger body. What? And I said I mean, that'd be great. Showed up. What
does this pose were? Which section
of Craigslist was posted in the free
section, or misconduct?
It was in the housing section, and I So I responded. Obviously, I went to meet the guy.
So you're like
a hermit crab looking for a new house.
I mean, I got to
be You met Patrick Schwarzenegger, right? Well,
I thought I met Patrick Sorts. Henninger. He's said, But turns out I met passed Patrick Schwarzenegger.
Uh, what s H instead of
Yeah, So, basically, now abortion? Yes, and I
What's crazy? Because it's spelled differently. So on Craigslist, you would know right away. Well, not like you heard it said one way,
Mr. I thought it was a nickname. Situation.
You thing was the same man, but with
changing one letter. Well, he called himself
Pat, too. So I was like, Oh, he's changing. Everything
was a huge above
Very small. He's a very small boy.
How small? I mean, I would if I were looking at the body. So you tall bodies, this pats body?
No, this is hisses Pat's father. Quote unquote Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold Arnold
Arnold Arnold was no d
Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger. And you know, I bought the body sight unseen because he said, I can't take it out of the freezer until you pay me for it. Because it starts to deteriorate the moment you we do that. And so I I paid him 33 grand.
Dr. Frankenstein there. Who was there? Who did this? What you've been
working with Not a mad scientist, but an angry
Yes, yes, I have been where you guys know. At the end of last season, I sought out an angry scientists. You could help me get my head back on a body that
angry scientists like a mad scientist. But they're not smart right
there, just angry. But they're like mad. Necessarily. They're not even necessarily aside. He's mad because he
can't execute. You know what I mean? He has these ideas
looking at you also. You're right about that.
Well, yeah. So angry scientist is just a failed scientist, a failed scientist whose restaurant ever thought I
would be jealous of Frankenstein's look for a friend wanting him to look more like him. But honestly, Frankenstein was zipped up and tied up perfectly compared to what year?
You know, a little. You know what, guys? We could look at
this as a terrible thing, or we could look at this as a good thing like it is, which is? I was a disembodied head who couldn't get around on my head.
You were head. I mean, I'm sorry. Well, I was in a certain sense,
I wasn't pit head because I couldn't move myself. I relied on you guys and other people that you
want. That's true. They it is a in the yard. And now, now, buy head. Yes. And now you're outside here. What do we put that little door way? Heat lamp way? Give you a nice rock? Yeah, and I was getting frustrated
by that. So thank God I was able to find a body, even if it is short green and my head is attached slightly off
kilter. Who took you
out of the backyard and drove you down to meet uh, Pat Schwarzenegger?
You're not gonna believe this, but the mailman Oh, yeah.
Karl Malone? Yeah. What is Karl Malone doing?
Well, Karl Malone's nephew lives lived across the street. Apparently didn't know that until I saw a
car with the Amazon delivery room.
And so I I called across the street
from me of what Karl Malone's wife's nickname is. DHL DHL,
which I think is offensive. Uh, but anyway, uh, why? Because you guys know the slang term you guys know the slang term D sl's
right. You're talking about dig hugging lip
yeses. I know that your brother you were really I didn't think that
it all. Well, it was a nice woman. We, Stephanie Malone guys,
we could talk about my new
buddy first. Howard thinks Stephanie Malone has d Hmm. No,
no, I thought it. I thought it was I thought it was wrong. But
now family is named for delivering okay. Not for having a body part
except for the black sheep son Digiorno.
That's right. But he is is never delivered. A thing is OK. but it's ready. He's the only black sheep that everybody swears eyes, part of the family. The
promise. He is the thing. He's not the thing that you know. I mean, he's the delivery. He's not the delivery man anyway, guys, we could talk about my new body forever. But that's a small detail in reference to this show. I think we should get this show, Roland. So everybody, welcome to the Teacher's Lounge was the first, best and only podcast pertained issues relevant to the Hamilton High School community. But now we are no longer in a school. In fact, we have decided to take up residency here at the camp we all went to as Children camp. I want to be here as councillors on You know what I'd like to call mentors for these kids. So I, of course, um Howard Levis. I used to be, of course, a biology teacher. Ah, and then I was sort of in charge of administration and at a school that we started then Ah, heading
one big specific about you that everybody knows about
it. Everybody were
your that you amend. What were you What were you
I was a Virgin. Yeah. Yes, they have anyway. And then, you know, through subsequent seasons, a lot of other things happened. I ended up is a disembodied head, disembodied head, and now
ran for mayor. You were beaten
by a dog. You ever get that? Take a by. Give us
your entire resume. You know what? You would be horrified if anyone knew when they were looking at your
resume. I would hope that my Anthonys Weiner scandal is left off of my resume. Ah, I would also hope that you know, people. I didn't look at me as the thing that you guys constantly refer to me as ugly. No, I already said it once. You are? I'm not poor and
we know stupidity. OK, you know, why doesn't
somebody else introduced themselves? Because there's four of us here. And
Sam weatherman here famously from crazy limos, baby. Yeah, yeah, baby. Yes, I originated
the the firm crazy limos. I was also a student government teacher as well as the drivers. That instructor that didn't work out because
I legally cannot drive. And then, of course, I
decided to lean more into student government and take the responsibility of the mental health of every student at this school. A good goal, I think. Get gold. Unfortunately, I couldn't handle it emotionally either. And I burned down the school via the boiler room. We blew up the cafeteria zone. The danger zone accidentally blew up the luv and I was on a trip. Um, but
everything has been going pretty good since then. I was the high powered Hollywood agent. I I have silver, and I was sexy. Sammy Silver changed my name. Yeah,
I remember that age it,
but life just got really complicated. You know, after I sort of hit the highest highs, I needed to sort of get back in touch with myself. And I became a spiritual guru and attempted to me, drove me pretty crazy. Yeah, but after opening my spot, then closing it down, I'm ready to just sort of simplify, right? Hey, running
the are not even running. You are working in the camp kitchen?
Yes. I was offered the job of running the kitchen. I said, you know what? I'm simplifying, right. Let me just be a line cook.
Let me get
back to slinging hash and cracking eggs, right? You know, I've never had it before, but it's always something I really wanted to get
back to. You can get back. There's that thing if you mayor ident. It
was just one of those things, you know. You have high highs,
and then you go back to the dirt where you came from and
build yourself back. Yeah. Yeah. Before Yeah. Um, well, I had some of those hash browns with eggs in them.
And how were
they this morning?
Pretty good. Okay.
Like I did not know that was you. That was pretty, pretty good. And I've
never really
seen it described that way on a menu. Hash browns with eggs in the
Yes. Yes, absolutely. Things were
hash browns with with spider eggs in them, right? They were just old hash browns and yes.
Okay, So they were Those were not chicken eggs. No,
that was just a lot of spider eggs. That's what looked like a caviar. Like a high end dish. A lot of little spider eggs.
Yeah. How were they? Ah, we study loved it when I like
them. So I guess I like that. But now that I'm I do feel feel ill now that I know that.
Okay, well, I apologise. I'm gonna again. I'm getting back to it for the first time. Right? I'm gonna have to. Once
again. You can't get back to something you don't know.
Well, let me just get back
in the lab and see if I can figure
that I
everybody How you doing, Todd? Padre? Here, King A Broadway, um, formerly with ST Cesaire. Vory. What's that Broadway you talking about? You all know Broadway, New Jersey, where they put up my production of my conversation with the devil that became a infomercial for their white piece. Former
Because they are the king of that town which has been condemned by the
government. I think it was just demolished. Yeah,
they demolished that shit, though. Town.
It was the first time ever demolished because of a bad play.
They said no art can ever exist. Your again.
The town went into full chaos. Every day was the purge because of my play. Just the old bull does that, uh, one thing is we are right now. They're water crisis is the least famous water crisis in the country.
Good. That's good. And
and? And what exactly is their water? crisis because I know the Flint, Michigan water crisis is that there's like chemicals in the water that makes it flammable and impossible for people to drink
our crisis. Because the water in Flint is flammable. Classically
Flamm of our our crisis was that we spent the whole city budget piping and water from Flint.
That's a big crisis.
Yeah, that was the pipeline broke the pie or the pipeline broke, but not to the water got into the city. So
you can't get it out.
The water stuck in the city. It's a bit of a It's a bit of a biblical flood situation except instead of ah, Moses saving everybody. I drowned a lot of people. I thought I was gonna part the waters.
Yeah. And you, um, you split the animals up one by one.
That's right, because I didn't want any gross animal sex going on,
right? All the guy, all the male animals on one side and all the females on another
right on. And so we did a classic Moses. So we did a whole Todd's two arcs thing. I built two arks in the flooded city and split the animals up.
And then like a lot of those animals. Those art,
by the way. We're not very good. They were not built. Very well
know. The big issue is what I did is I built them kind of poorly. And I did the Joker thing from the Dark Knight where I gave each arc a bomb to see which arc would blow up the other one. Ah, a bit of a mad art exhibit cut for May. Ah, a lot of other stuff. I tried to kill my son because God told me to, uh,
you worked at Burger King famously. I
worked at Burger King.
You do?
Um I repeated that as you said it, but I'm hearing it out loud. I don't think it's true, but now I'm at this camp. I am directing the camp talent show. Um, and I am here to reconnect with my daughter, Laura, who is at the camp. Ever since I lost custody. By giving it up, I was kind of a strange from her
by giving weather
the custody of my daughter.
You You came. You
folded at the custody hearing. Correct?
You had all the cards
I had all the cards
you had a full house. Metaphorically. Well,
I can't bluff a full once you fold your
Yeah, Yeah, as you fold
it. And you made a big smile and looked up with the judge with sunglasses on and said, Good luck.
Well, you tried
to raise your ex wife and court.
That's right. Um, I put her all in pre pretrial. And then once we saw the flop, I folded.
And there was also other extremely other people involved in this trial as well. Like what? That filled
home here was also Phil Ivey, Doyle Brunson's old corpse. Uh, spacing in the cast of that movie. 21. Was there
all famous poker player?
Yeah. Yeah, uh, they were the jury actually of this custody hearing, but yeah, I lost big time. Matt Damon was there. Um, Tobey Maguire was there, yelling at women, um, and pulling people. Michael Jordan was
Michael Jordan was there, but he and he was betting on your the outcome.
Hey was betting on the outcome, and he kept insisting that I have to gamble my dad's life on the line on I said, MJ, that didn't work for you. So that's kind of my story, but I'm really excited to reconnect with my daughter while my wife doesn't know I'm here. Um,
now you're directing the talent show. Typically, talent shows aren't directed by an adult. They're just sort of signed up for right.
What are some of the
changes you're making in this?
We'll be exclusively casting this. The director will be featured on stage and a lot of talent,
and you're gonna be casting.
But everybody that wants to show a talent has a talent will be sort of accepted, right? I mean, it's for morale.
If it's a talent, if I find them to be talented,
it's for morale this year. Um, yeah, well, I don't know if
you just heard, but, um, morale, uh,
get more out
here. More out. Didn't want t o this year. Couldn't afford it. So we're starting a morale talent show.
Yeah, He said that he would come for the Sunday barbecue when all the parents come to take home. But we really want him to here on Saturday. We want more. Wow. For sure. For a share.
I heard someone screwed. I think it was you. It sounded like your voice. It was used screaming inside of the auditorium. Playing the trumpet is not a talent,
huh? We'll have to scream over this fucking kids trumpet. They got this kid here. Um uh,
Marvin Gillespie. Dizzy Gillespie, son, Who's famous fame in one of the famous Trump? The one
you're thinking of the one that plays trumpet, Not the one that just stumbles around.
Yeah, I am. I wish Dizzy Gillespie a good
Dizzy Gillespie son, we wish,
but no. Yeah, we got the bad one. We got Marvin trumpeting around all day long on it's like, Hey, man, you daddy, You are not, uh, so why don't you find a new talent on? So I give him, ah, script for ah, play, and we're gonna do a two person play together.
So instead of playing, playing trumpet, you want him to act. It's just a different discipline altogether.
Yeah, I wrote it. I read along to person play about Ah, like an old genius connecting with a young black kid from, like, a different background. And you're gonna play the
young kid, right? You you're I I'm not gonna do the stuff. You think Thank you are because this is a lot like your roots reimagining. Haven't deja vu.
I think, honestly, this feels like it's gonna lead Teoh bad things here.
Todd, I'm like
the rest of us. You really don't learn
from your mistakes? Totally learned from our mistakes. I'm reconnecting with my daughter that I gave up in a drunken floor. The
first act and your first act of reconnecting with her was turning her down for the the talent show. You said she was talentless.
Well, I think that will motivate her. Um, we're doing We're doing second and third auditions and all the people who I said where talent can come back and prove me wrong. And
you said your talent lists
specifically to my daughter. Yes. I said, you are without talent right now. We're
card. I get it. You're motivating her. It's like you're you're giving her that. That that that Dr of like I'm gonna prove my dad wrong. I'm gonna prove that I do have talent, which is something we've all done
before. Yeah, I mean, that's the whole people need to be motivated by a father that didn't give them acceptance. Yeah, and then they'll do that to their kids. And they'll do that to their kids and it would be a cycle forever. And it will be. It will be very motivated, like you. Look at me. I'm so successful.
Well, that's how we
got America. Okay, that's how we got to this great place that America's at right now following the footsteps of our farming Daddy's of our founding dads.
Gosh, that room in Pennsylvania that had all those Addie's, innit? Drawing up that Zaki document which
we must rest back way have to respect
bills, become obsessed with the Constitution.
Love that. That's do shit. It's exactly what this country was built on. It shall not change. You shall obey. But you
are trying to get some amendments
but keeping the language that this country was built on because it's important we not lose our beginnings.
Well, Bill, why don't you introduce yourself also after 25 minutes at
that? My name is Bill Cravy. You all know me. I was a ah, basketball coach that was fired after throwing a tray of hot lasagna in the referee's face. That was premeditated. I had made the lasagna before the game, so I can't blame it on quickly going and making a hamburger helper. Ah, lasagna. Uh, then I tricked this Go by, uh, doing a Mrs Doubtfire. My name was Bethany Hart. I forget how that ended. Then I, uh what else did I
turn into an ostrich
ostrich in instead of estrogen and turned into an ostrich? Um, sick Berra roids. Take bear. I'd Grogan crow gain. I've been a bunch of different animals do to medicine mix ups. Um, medicine except medicine Mix that pharmacist unclear. Confused pharmacists with the Madison mix up. Illegible prescriptions lead to medicine mix ups. Doctor's fault. It was the doctors fault with a illegible perception.
My chicken writes better than my doctor, so I'm sick.
Doctor should be called Dr Scratch, so yeah. Uh what else? Uh, what else did I dio?
Eventually we made
it. Sam Silver was my age. That's right.
I had my own show called Bill Dick Uselessness when I was in Hollywood. Um, the most recently I almost married Bug Sahn Um Ah. And he was either going to
have it was very close
to me because I had two choices. I was either gonna be all my organs were going to be harvested or I was going to be killed and one obviously is good and the other one is bad. Yes. Thankfully,
I didn't happen, though. Thankfully,
whatever was wondering this. Look, we blew up this colt at the wedding of Bugs on where you're supposed to marry him. Yes. How did we escape again with all the 90 stars that were in our helicopter and all that we can say is, who cares? It doesn't matter. We're here now.
18 minute crescendo that built perfectly and didn't have weird dips. Are anything
living in there were losers.
Pretend it's always the present moment and the mistakes you've made in the past can effect
in the in the in, the in the chaos
That was the end of last season. We did all meet our demons. Except for Todd Maduro. We
grew its absolute So I feel healthy now. We're healthy now, healthy, mentally, physically, emotionally healthy. And we're
in a lot of ways back back in into, ah scenario that makes us comfortable, right? We all love interacting with bright young Children who are are looking to make themselves better
with changing lives. And
that's exciting. Yeah, Yeah, I'm doing some of the sports here at camp. You know, whether it be archery. I'm helping out with that canoe racing,
Teaching boxing lessons to me. I'm teaching boxing lessons is I need to not let for my stress.
You have to in order to be really for men to be close to themselves. Not only do you have to get your mind right, you also have to box.
It's how you really show the world that you figured yourself out. Is that you've started getting strong by hitting things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, That's what I
found is that I need a place Teoh let my energy out. My anger, all that stuff and learning to fight is helping me be kinder.
Yeah, really? I've noticed that because you don't ever You don't develop a pattern When when The way you express yourself is through aggression that doesn't turn into a pattern that leads into other the ways you treat
us. You don't replace the bag with other things like
your Walgreens. I thought it was great when they when they overcharged you for that Nutri Grain bar. And you told the manager to put up her dukes?
Absolutely. Absolutely. I wasn't gonna sucker puncher. I was gonna
we were gonna have, you know, a gentleman's duel in boxing match right there in the water.
And thankfully, it didn't come to blows because that would have been horrible. She gave you.
She beat the crap. But,
thank God. Thank God you would a crack at her. I saw you in that Walgreens you
backed up into the corner. This little man came over and started rubbing wax all over your face.
You were throwing up into a bucket?
Yeah, I was. I was throwing up into a bucket. I was begging this guy to throw a towel in, and he said, I think you got one more round in you. She beat me up all the way back into receiving in the back. Yeah. You were backed up into the corner, All of us. Somebody
was screaming over on the side from the pharmacy. Just going like,
Hey, better get off the robes. Well, that
was me. I lost 40 grand on that match.
What? You bet you bet on me to win this? Oh, Russ,
I bet Don King 40 grand. You Well,
I have tickets speaking a died. God, he's cool. He's back from the grave back it I love it is going back from the great
back taking advantage of these young men who just want to fight. It's amazing.
I actually have tickets to you, somebody skipping you in the line at the Ralphs Deli. Next.
What? Things up? Is this king? Is this king promoting?
Yeah, that's it's all King. Yeah, he's He found a line cutter from from Atlanta, Ga. And he's gonna cut you off and probably the crap out. Yeah, well,
we'll see what happens to this guy. We'll see what happens to this guy. You're really sweating. I only got two things, baby. It's cooking eggs and hitting the gym.
Well, listen, we're going to get you trained up, okay? I love I love being your manager. I love it. It's one of my It's honestly making me feel, so get
good. I appreciate. And I love your new style. I love your little rolled up Beanie, your old sweat suit.
You look great. Yeah, I Look, I looked
like Rocky Balboa if he just got out of a coma. Yeah, absolutely. Like I'm below the waist. It is just like I'm skin and bones. Very top heavy, Very top heavy. And I am constantly got a big ass ring. A sweat around my
neck. Big ring. A sweat. Well, I like I appreciate. I know you're working as hard as I am. Way and give the legs. Give me the late Oh,
wow. Well, that's not very exciting. One of those little bag. You should
get a bad You shouldn't be the bag.
Sorry. Sorry about that. My God, you really You trade his head like a speed back about that once I go. Hey, how down? I'm gonna get upside down. I'm gonna hang myself up. No, no, no, Don't e o right off. All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry Your teeth fell out. Uh
oh, gosh. My perfectly in line teeth. I gotta go. No. Well, guys, you know, as you guys know, I'm sort of the the front, the whole front office. I kind of run the whole front office of the camp in my whole, my whole job is Teoh. You keep things running smoothly at camp. I don't want to be here, so I'm gonna try to do the same thing with the podcast. You know, uh,
this is not a day camp. Not a day
camp. This this case? Yeah. This is sleepaway camp that you know has varying leaks of sessions. We do five sessions of summer a sort as a weekend, some as long as a full mine.
Let's be clear
on the sleep way day camp, right? It is a sleep away camp for the kids. They have to be here overnight, and it's a day camp for the councillors
Wear all day. We clock in 9 to 5 and we're optional to
stay overnight If we want.
Right. Some of us who can't afford staying anywhere else might be sleeping around the camp. Yeah,
there was like
we came in and they hired us pretty quickly. They were like, Oh, you guys, stop that cult that was at that college. We like you guys
ever since your documentary Wild Wild Build
While Rob Bell's Wow! Wow, it was wild Wild, But yeah, while Rob, a lot of people thought it was about that. All that other guy, Wild Bill Hickok. Yes, yeah, no, but ah, lot of people tune in for that, and they get a fuckin ah guy growing hair for his master. And he's gonna like. It was It was weird. I was.
But we've got that name recognition. And this day and age, that's all that matters, is there? Yeah.
And we that we came in, they were like, No, no, no. This isn't a day camp for you guys. You have to stay overnight. We can't just leave Children here, right? So, I mean, I don't know what happened, but one thing led to another. And the guy who was interviewing us, uh, let's just say we tied a pretty, pretty heavy weight around his leg, and we and we then we bear way drowned swimming with officially there in the Podd. Um, they won't be back.
Yeah. I mean, ever since he left at night, there's been some rustling and some, like someone's been seen wandering around in a hockey mask. I'm sure unrelated because we drowned this
way. This kid mom showed up. Super pitchers. Bob. What a lunatic. Yeah, she was a little crazy. Lady comes. It's screaming about her stupid side. It's like way. Don't know. Check the bottom of the lake, you idiot. Kill It will never see her again. Honestly and honestly. By the way, that
reminds you. We need to go to Home Depot and pick up more cinderblocks.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. We got to make sure he's tied down.
Also, I cleared out Jason's apartment that he had here at the camp. Hey, doesn't he? Doesn't have, Like, we can use his
a fuck pad in there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have one of the fact pad for so long.
For the first time you thought about was it a kid's naked? I'm hopefully close with my daughter, Natsume, and I just care. I can't be having sex with random women.
What does it mean to be hopefully
close? Well, I am here at the camp. I'm again motivating her through aggression. And I'm hoping that we could create a relationship. I think some of my problems that I haven't dealt with the people have neglected in my past and now trying to connect with my daughter s. Oh,
yeah. This sounds like
a disgusting little house that a man used to live in that we drowned.
Um oh, you're talking about Freddie?
Oh, I was talking about Jason.
Oi. Drawn Freddie. Also the guy in the house in the back.
Maintenance guy Yeah. The man is going with the weird Little goes
up. If Tom Green shows up, I swear to God.
Well, this guy kept
asking Daddy if you wanted some sauce is so drab is ask
you just You just
drowned him, right? You didn't do anything else to him. Burn him alive. Okay, good, good, good.
Um, well, Aziz, we always do. Why don't we take a quick break? Because
there's marry some announcements that the camp might need to make eso we'll take a break. Uh, did you have something you needed? Teoh Add to that, Todd. No. Okay. Just making sure, uh, cools the Walters take a quick little break and then we'll be back.
We're gonna take a break.
I wanted to a quick break.
Attention, campers, this is Brad with your camp announcements. Nobody had diarrhea yesterday. It sounded like it in cabin Todd, but that was just a video up I found anyway. Never mind. Attention, campers. The scampi has turned. Do not eat scampi. Well,
yeah, You know, we were really excited to be back here camp. I want to be here. Obviously, we all have very, you know, emotional ties to this this camp. That's where we met. A choice is wearing each other originally
where I lost my virginity.
Me, too.
Um Okay, let's move on from anywhere. Where?
Um, the third, The third elm tree. A
meaty. Was it late at night? Oh, yes.
Because they're faster. Virginity of the third country. What was it after the after the final party,
or you You did it earlier?
Yeah. Was the It was the party where it was. Men dresses, man or man dresses women our Jim dressed as a war room
and me united to Yeah,
men wait Men dressed this men and women dresses women And
you are confusing. And, you know, it was years late last night. Mine was because I love with
a a sort of a Betsy Ross tight.
Yeah, that was the party. I went. Thio was so in flags the whole time. It
really is. No, but a lot of people there were a lot of different you. Why don't
you describe your sexual experience? Because in one,
if I'm being honest, I
think it sounds like you guys way about each other. Sam just hooked up with I'm saying Yeah,
no, it was It was a full on experience. Why? I guess we describe the experience on three. I will say
123 So it's fair. Okay, lets go. Get one, 23 Quick, quick, quick, quick.
Okay, so we both had a quick experience.
Doesn't mean anything. That is always quick. So why don't we get a little more specific? I mean, anything
but it, but it is the same. I mean, we are still on the same
week experience near the third l'm trade. You know, it's not that it's not the same thing again.
San to three confusing. Okay, so it was quick and confusing for both. Yeah.
What do you remember,
right, your partner.
I guess it was like a pretty, um, haphazardly thrown together. Angelina Jolie, I guess. Okay. Like, very seductive. Um,
right from like, uh, I was dressed his Angelina Jolie from a red
carpet where she her She kissed her dad. So this seems pretty obvious. Guys, you don't have to be in an angry scientists writing on the wall here.
We'll do one more. One more just to confirm because I think I'm with you. Heard. I think this is definite. It is that one more confirmation when it's
not a big deal. If it wa
snow, it's just bills. We've mints. We spend three minutes trying to figure
out who cares about the podcast.
Let's do this. Okay. One, 232 penises.
You guys you guys had sex with and like we said that way. Okay,
well, we may never get to the bottom of that, but we've got
way got to jealous people. That's all I'm saying.
I'm not jealous. Jealous? No, I'm not jealous That you guys having sex for the first time at camp. Okay, I was I was happy to be a virgin when I was at camp because I could focus on the things that I cared about and the things that the care of the kids at this camp today care about. Which is making friends, doing experiments and playing physical activity.
Yeah. Plus, you guys know I love to fuck. Uh, I'm having a sex pad, huh? I mean, anyone who talks about sex as much as I do, you know what I mean? You know, they actually fought
until you connect a bit.
Absolutely. Absolutely. I had a hologram girlfriend. Baby, I'm not
backing away.
Yeah, as a hologram.
Well, you know, we all actually did meet each other when we were teammates in the annual camp versus camp competition here. Camp. I don't want to be
triathlon. Tr y Athlon.
Try your hardest is the motto of Camp,
Yes, and and that is a tradition that's been going on for decades. And it continues now. And we, of course, are the sort of head coaches you could say for the you could say, because you're just pretty much ahead.
Well, the kids getting burned building kits call
me the head coach, but it's not a reference to being heavily. Absolutely no. It's because I'm the sort of point man. I'm the one who's, like, sort of
taken illegally do card to the point. Demand also.
Well, it's not that I'm pointing. It's that my limbs air small so they seem more more pointy and sharp.
There, your arms are so small
that when you stand, you look like a nice oscillates triangle from your feet to your head.
Yeah, well, that's your guys interpretation, but I think the kids look at me with their
sons. Everybody's interpretation. They call you point man were you guys used? Teoh Do we used to? I was just going to say, Do you
guys remember that ancient God I saw Seles should do? I
don't have much to say about me.
Oh, in the triathlon, there are Of course, uh, there's it's a triathlon because it is a play on three, the triathlon. So there are three different activities in the triathlon, and you guys all sort of have taken the lead on one. Obviously, uh uh, I'm
running the speech and forensics part of it. Right. Um so I'm in charge of getting the kids prepared, eloquent for that kind of competitive aspect and also, uh, figuring out crimes, right? Yes. So I'm created. It's ah, they give a monologue from a Shakespearean play, and then they solve a riel intricate crime, and whoever solves the crime quickest moves on to the next part.
And what is that
I'm seeing this year is the crime scene. The whole Jason thing,
The drowning of Jason. Well,
nobody knows about
nobody knows about that. And, you know, we cleaned up the evidence pretty well, then admitting to it on air and now being Podd and screwed telling his mom. We killed her son. It would be a
block. We're going to see her again. We will never see her again. She stormed
off to some cabin in a shadow.
Yeah, Yeah.
Um, by the way, this quick, my chainsaw is missing. Uh,
so is my pick axe.
And he has them. And, uh, my sweater is missing.
I, you know, you were truly unusual. Is my
biggest chef's knife is missing. Oh, man, from the kitchen, those things
are all not related. Their kids, kids, they're going to steal stuff. That's what kids dio kids there the way, Obviously, Todd Year writing the forensics and speech portion. Uh, Bill, you are running the sort of athletic portion of the
way. I mean, I am. You know, I've had a lot of different urges in my life, and a lot of them have been sports. Eso I am, you know, doing the canoe racing. Ah, portion and the archery. Um, and
you fix the whole issue with the canoes?
Not yet used to use
the canoes as the backdrop for the archery. Yeah,
some of the canoes have tons of holes in them. From arrows. Yeah. Yeah, Well, I left
the bull's eyes. Um uh, well, I didn't buy them. Eso I've been using the canoes as the bulls eyes, um, and then people run off with because it's kind of like, uh, you have to do you have to shoot the bull's eyes, and then you have to run to the canoe, and then you take the canoe over, you take it across the lake, and then you run up the hill and you, um, milk the cow. Yes. You milk the cow really quickly. And what you have a gallon of milk, but then you
really quickly milk out a gallon.
But it's the gallon truck. It's
the gallon challenge. Unpasteurized. This is fresh hot milk straight from the
cheat on. And then you scale the side of that rock face. And then at the top of that, you Ah, you But your chicken. You make my chicken right. Um, and then you can cross the finish line once you've served the fried chicken shoe, the patrons,
right? And that brings us to my portion. I am holding the finish line. I'm
just trying to keep it simple
this year. You know, in the past, I've I've sort of gotten wrapped up trying to do too much. And so I'm just I'm keeping it simple. I'm I'm I'm firing the gun at the beginning. Blanks and them. I'm
not doing anything in the middle.
And I go right to the end across the lake, and I hold up the finish on and I just wait for the kids too, and there's nothing to mess up.
You've got those two jobs, and every day will practice these from 6 to 7. T trigger the kids prepared. And so far, you have failed at both jobs in different ways. Every time.
Yes, I've picked up the wrong gun and I brought my own. I brought my desert eagle from home instead of this instead of the small revolver that has blanks in it.
Yesterday you fired the finish line. Uh, you you use the finish line is a gun at the beginning. And then he shot the gun as kids were crossing confusing,
really confusing cause they all just started over. They started.
Yeah, And you know, I have, of course, been pushing to add 1/4 category on academics category because that would be a place where I was useful. But the camp director from our camp and from the other camp has said No, no, no, we don't need that. I think we'll keep it simple, keep it small and keep it the way it's always been. We don't need to add Ah ah sort of tribute portion, anything like that. But I'm
keeping my fingers crossed. Honestly, if they you don't watch themselves, they're going to end up at the bottom of lake. If you understand my meaning
way. Know what you mean? Well, I mean, Howard, listen, I honestly I love coaching. I love teaching people out of milk cows make fried chicken and all this stuff, but I really have my eye on the M. C. Ah, uh,
master of ceremony, the master of ceremonies, which is right, this kid Brad's
normally reserved for a kid who who sort of it's a reward.
Eloquent, Did he knows how to, like, talk to large crowds and, like, get people in line, read directions, and I fell in love with it. I got on it
because Brett breads also been doing the Friday Your mix up. You've read it can't mix up. It's like a little pep rally. Brad hosts and introduces everybody there.
Yeah, but unfortunately, this past Friday, he randomly got locked in his barracks. Yeah, it was unbelievable. He got fully locked up and boarded up just trying
to his bed right
into his bed. I don't know how he got thing that this kid's kept the doors.
Don't lock way. Don't want toe out of these, but,
I mean, how who? How did that happen? Teoh? You jumping
around right now, You see? Very nervous.
No, no.
I mean, I've got the forensics team on that crime scene trying to figure it out.
They find anything?
Well, the family bunch of teeth. So
that's one thing that is so, so traceable. Classically thes air kids gonna take fingerprints everywhere, But there is a greasy fried chicken fingers. Are they saying that the perpetrator left an oil painting him doing oil bodies? Only
body oils, and he's got his little signature at the bottom.
His cute little signature.
I just see a big being a big C m and scribbles after each of Columbia. I don't know, but we have the top forensics team on it. Uh, they've been coming to me with a lot of info, and I've been compiling it with me in charge We were.
Here's what I will say is the painting doesn't fit. That's all I'm gonna say. Well,
and if it doesn't, you will. Acquit way will acquit. Uh,
you saw me host. I mean, it went pretty well. I thought
Yeah, yeah,
I mean, there's a lot of flops. What? There's a nervous shake, and you're having a little trouble keeping the mic anywhere near your face.
You keep looking off to the left of the stage. I'm not sure who you're looking to or four, right? Well, I mean, I think I'm gonna
need, like, a cue card guys
may bring to the left of the men were. So I need the cue
card guy in front. No idea. Realize that
could be really be hard, cause Howard, you
don't have a lot of responsibility training a lot of free time. You have a lot of free time. And you guys, you guys are
so busy in here. Yeah. Every time I text you guys, us have something going on. So I mean, I would if you guys hear of any openings or anything going around that I could I could sort of gets on TV. It would be great.
I think all this free time is great for you. It's a great victory for you to get out of here for a little bit and find yourself
way our swat You ever there's
this new thing that a lot of people are doing that I really believe in. It is taking time for yourself, You selfish people taking time for themselves.
Self care is so important if you already don't care about anyone else. Yeah,
yeah. And you should really I think that would be great for you, you know, Maybe take a rake E class. I
hear that the Breaky classes in Japan are really
and far
right. Well, you know, I do have responsibilities here. I am sort of in charge
of making sure
Breaky class in Japan,
you know, I'll think about it. And you know, there is a town at the bottom of the hill that's got like, maybe, you know, like I could take some pottery classes or like like, go see how the movies I want to see
a great push. It's a great way to meet somebody else in a similarly friendless situation is a pottery class or something like that.
Wow. All right, you don't make a thing that will clutter up your house.
Well, yes, I don't. I do. I did take the smallest, the smallest room here, so I don't have a lot of space for stuff. But, I mean, I just I feel like you guys definitely do say a lot. They didn't have to take the boiler room. If I could save the camp a few pennies by taking a smaller
That's the boiling room. That's where it's quite. It's where
we boil. All of the food
is really boil the potatoes and the shrimp and, you know,
dirty clothes hot. It's hot in there, but I'm close toe the food, so it's fine. I don't know if you guys just if you have some free time, which and hey, I'm not going to stop checking in. If you guys have free time,
maybe let's get your movie.
Yeah, I love that
way. Don't
need to set a date or a time right now, but it definitely hit me up about
Yeah, you guys, I'll text you guys later this week.
we bring out
anymore? I I'll text you guys later this week and and we'll set it up, and And if you guys need any help with the competition, it's really
are Oh, sweetie, I was This is so crazy. I was just
thinking about how we need to hang out more real. I was right before you said it. I was already thinking,
Wow, that makes me feel good, cause I have felt kind of disconnect. You
guys getting my texts
now? I haven't.
You sent
me a Facebook message, and I just I didn't see it. I'm sorry. You You said it. Yeah, I guess you sent me a basic. Can I just
be blunt with you guys for a second? We're gonna be so
I still be Todd.
Yes. I'll be blunt, and you can be yourself. You're changing your name now? No, I'm not
sure. What is it? Blood.
No, I just feel like, you know, at summer camp is where we all connected originally. And part of me thought coming into summer camp this this summer that that this will be a chance for us to reconnect after I felt kind of disconnected, You know, I've gone through a lot of changes over the last couple of years.
Have you?
I have, You know, I had sex for the first time. I died and I came back to life. I lost my body. You sacrificed my body for you, Bill. And I just thought maybe coming back to camp was a chance for the four Horsemen to get back together and get out there and be the friends that we used to be instead of the friends that we are now, which is three friends and a guy that they sort of, like, let be
around, um, and stuff. I was there for it all, but I swear to God, I forgot. Like all of that stuff. Yeah. I just couldn't
keep it a sacrifice. Your body for me?
Yeah. That's what my mind tube want. Um,
I think let's from here on. Thanks for sharing, but again, you whatever you want, I think the
big take away here Is that your name?
It's now wear dressy Goes with that change. Look, OK,
you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna hold out hope because honestly camp, I don't want to be here. Is is the place that made me. And I think it's the place that can change us.
Lett's I'm gonna make
a camp announcement tonight. When Brad gets locked up in his room. They here in new name is blunt.
Oh, blood. Come here. Come here. From you're on a or just friends. Now,
if the honestly if you calling me blunt means that we can actually be friends who hang out,
I'll I'll take it. I'll take you can
call me Blunt Levis. Sam, are you
OK? Just so moved by this blood. Oh, care.
It's on a little thick. It feels like a show to me.
Shut up!
Well, you heard a real breakthrough. It's not often that men to share their feelings and hear each other like we just did
with so much closer to you. Stay as that feels good. That feels very good. I think
I'm excited for right now in the moment is tomorrow We've got the big 24 hour hike.
Yes, yeah, yeah, it's no phones. Was your particular kids out into the world of mass notion taking up two kids trail which is not
named for what you think it is? This isn't where a bunch of young goats were killed?
No, they weren't kids. Like what you would call young Goat. Now it's where a bunch of Children passed away
from a long hike. Will
they pass? They passed on natural from natural height causes, and we're taking him up to and it's it's gonna be a big It creates a lot of trust and bonding, and kids really have to deal with the element.
We gotta go through Preteen Skeleton Valley. That's right,
which is pretty, which is pretty treacherous. It's it's It's a pretty steep on.
Think it's not a bunch of weird, spooky Halloween skeletons out there. These are the skeletons of young preteen.
Yes, thank yeah, on then. Of course. We camp, uh, at ah, burning Adolescents Cove. Yes. Which is, of course, where
now where a bunch of kids hang out for a week
and it's burning. Not a little burning man. No, It's where a out of
control here. Just a little
bit. A little burning man. It's so fun. I love that you borrow
their you know, you barter there.
Yes, Yes, you barter free brother. Tiny thing.
I heard a little pieces
from Patrick Schwarzenegger. That his dad actually spent a lot of time at Little Burning Man Arnold Flippy Little are Schwarzenegger was it was a hit at little Burning man.
But I think that this this is gonna be a great I'm hoping to bond with my daughter Laura on this hike a little bit on, um, you know, set up a tent, go fishing, and when it doesn't succeed, get quietly angry at the thing and make her sit in silence. Well, I aggressively tried to set up a tent.
Would you try to do it? Yeah.
She'll learn from watching. We get angry. Uh,
maybe you guys
could connect in the cave of last screams.
Yeah. Yeah, that is the most exciting.
Which that's not what you think. It's not a cave where you watch scream three. No,
no, no, no.
Uh, scream because Well, so we don't respect scream for No, it's not you on on teacherslounge screen for is not
know Scream one Scream to Scream three. Scary Movie Too Scary Movie one. No,
there were scary movies after that. First and then after another team moving
out. Another two movie is for us. Scream seven. Yes, but that's not know that cave is the cave with the cave of last screams. Is the cave with the bear from annihilation? Um, and we have to destroy the bear. Yeah, but I mean, are you guys nervous at all about the hike? Because we haven't done any of our food shopping? I don't
know. I'm most nervous about Billy Ray Cyrus Ridge, because apparently if you have a kid get some to lost up there, they'll get shoved into show business.
We've heard we've heard the rumors of Billary Cyrus up on that ridge. Yeah, just looking to prey on young
job. I mean, I'm gonna be leading the hike
because I don't think Brad's gonna be able to make it. I'm gonna because walking backwards, yelling towards the group
and they look entertaining a little.
Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I hope it really starts. Richest Tough.
Careful. If we do see Billy Ray Cyrus because you could be susceptible to those powerful Hollywood types, Yes. What happened? Don't tell his heart and box. I will never tell. It's hard. Anything again,
you break it thinking it's break. This sort of ever seen
is. And you know what?
That's immature Yeah. Just haven't achey breaky heart and put it on other people. Okay,
Well, I just don't think you understand here.
Okay, I've heard this before.
I e
I might go on and tell this man. Yeah,
that's right.
Yeah. My big hope for the hike, honestly, is obviously we've We've divided the campers up. Where all the chaperones from the smallest. Weakest in the strongest. Yes. Uh, and smallest and weakest. Go first. Yeah,
smallest and weakest first,
and will be with the strongest.
Well, you guys have all sort of taken your groups that we It's frustrating that we do in the way that we do The kids actually get to pick. It's kind of like the voice where the kids get to pick who gets to be there. Chaperoned root. You guys obviously have more kids than you can handle. And I have zero. How Adam Levine is there. Yeah, Adam, Some some kid chose Adam
chose Levin. We're gonna beat living out this time. I
was Absolutely I have zero kids. I'm gonna running.
What? What do you think?
The I think this could be a great opportunity. You know what? Why don't you join me? in my group. Really? Yeah. You're blind. I am talking to block. OK, we've got Brad. That's, like in the cabin, but also in the strong group. I've got Big Brad and he's gonna be kids. He's gonna be carrying me for a lot of it. So maybe conjoined are Gruber. What kind of team Up? Because Aziz you. Now I've got what doctors call broken legs on. So it could be tough for me to do the whole hike.
It's okay. I'm gonna bring a boom box bumping. Hey, Uh oh. You should be fine to go.
Thank you. That'll help that. That, uh, what s our
God? That song is good. I love it every time
it comes on to Well, you know that, Honestly, that
that's good blunt.
Now, that makes me excited. I was worried I was gonna have to spend the whole hike by myself. And honestly, there are a few places we go that get kind of scary, uh, for individual adults. So it's gonna be nice to be with a group
I love when you show us your software
signs. Is your being very voted with something about this? The body of a tiny man whose name is similar. Darl, Schwarzenegger has made you a little more open and honest, and it's making me feel open and on.
That's great. Whether you share some what? Sure. Something
that really means something to us. Um, I'll start.
Yeah, just anyone who feels. I think there's something super
vulnerable. Like mellitus share. Um,
okay, here's mine. Um, sometimes, if given the choice Ali Raisin Bran,
That is so Isa
Cereal. Yeah, Like
a serial.
Yes. Whoa. Uh huh.
That seems a little bit less.
Well,
I've never told. The only people are told that is you guys and my divorce lawyer.
Wow. So? Well, you know what? Now you can start healing. I'll be I'll be vulnerable sometimes late at night. Oh, good. When I'm getting ready for bed, I think about brushing my teeth and then I forget and I go right to sleep. Oh, my God. I
miss a toothbrush at night.
My God, this is really something because it's very vulnerable and also implies that you have teeth, which I'm wondering if that's true.
E I have to keep
these pearly whites white. You know what? I have to go. I'm not really vulnerable right now. Where you going? I There's a box of tissues. Thank you. I'm big and I'm strong, and no one has ever hurt my feelings. Wow. I just wanted to share that with you guys.
People that would intimidate them. So it's hard for you to
say it exactly. See, blood. We matched yours. Okay. Well, it
seems like I were all in different leagues here, but blunt buddies air here. I
just had a blunt talk.
Showed a blunt talk.
We should take the name of that star show starring Sir Patrick's Derik. Sir. Sir,
Madam. Sir. Well, I want to be
sir Bill Cravy.
Well, you've got todo
I think you're having there because of that time the queen tried to chop your head off with a sword.
I don't that just tapped your shoulder. I thought I was getting night. It turned out I was getting executed. Well, what did you do? You went into Buckingham Palace. I went into Buckingham and I blew up much of the toilets with Terry. Bob? Yeah, I
haven't thought about a cherry bomb in a long time. A man. Wow. Uh, well, you know, I think I think we might need toe.
We need to start preparing for the
Trail year way. We do need to do our food shopping
wear starting on the
dusty air. Go on. Your son's not here. Quit looking through the bushes. 80 year old ass Chasen's mind. Hey, would you forget the way home? Give me that rock black dress with no shoes on. I
really don't think we shouldn't antagonize her guys, because that's never led to anything good and sort of pop culture is all say, but I do think we should probably, uh
this isn't going cultures flood, but this is camp. I don't want to be here.
I know that I know
them. So, yeah. Uh, I said look forward to next, except showed we'll be on the hike
and updating on progress, preparing for the try. Triathlon?
Yeah. I mean, we're going up against our rivals. Camp Beth Israel, a Jewish camp across the river beat us every year a mile by literally by a mile. But it's every year. It's been exactly one mile that they beat a spy right when Gordon Ramsay eat that fried chicken and judges it. Okay, they're a mile out of us.
But, you know, we're gonna hopefully have a good week, spend some time together, his friends again. Even if you guys are gonna call me blunt, I'm really excited about
it. Ah,
but again, you know, it's all the campers at camp. I don't want to be here. Have a good week and everybody else is listening. I guess we got one thing to say to you, and that is
Oh, my God. There's
a rake E class in South China last opening up. Do you want this? Okay, sorry. Sorry. Let's
maybe I'll go. I'll clc anyway.
It's a stoop on e this do funny Stupid Podd I love this new stupa nap. What is it, stupid? Its stupid activity. Soup coupons? Yeah, it's a stupid people, Love stoop. Oh, yeah, I did
a stoop onto a partner with skydiving that go Well, it's alright, guys. His broken leg
Yeah. Oh, my God! I mean, I guess I'm going to cancel shark infested water surfing.
No, you shouldn't, because you know what? I heard the makers out
out of its cage. Yeah, yeah. Uh, it's not movie.
Yes, not the movie. The Courts deli. I was moving coming out called the make. But the big shark out, um, is also swimming around with those sharks. I punch head of the comeback to scream
loud. Does anybody else have any stupid?
Yeah. Are doing a class where I'm making ah, whole wheat pasta.
That's fine. That's it, right? There is no other thing. No, it's just hold that. It's awful. Everybody loves making the unhealthy thing healthy. I got
a great stoop on. I paid. I paid, uh, $199 I get to be the crossing guard for an elementary. So wow, for a year. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe the biggest stupid. I don't know what I'm going to cash it in, but sometimes I'm
looking for a partner for one of mine because I gotta stoop on for couples massage. I
think, uh, I think you gotta have a horse to do that.
Well, or a couple You
know, you I got the Cuban where I'm the horse.
Yeah, I'm in the stupid Oh, you got the coupon because that's
worth it. And fund
it really at
the stoop on because So
you ride May? Uh, no. Never Right around. Reading around. Not in that near the third album Tree
Member in my life.
Ok, well, you know, moving on. Moving on. Ah, that's the end of the episode eso until
next a a a.
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