Little Burning Man

you got? Dont you guys have any cortisone or any

of those like quarters on this? I don't have any Gordon like Like I got a penny.

No, I mean,

I know you're

trying to get a h all for your leg. Europe, nickels and dimes.

Whenever I need a I need some kind of ointment or something, cause it looks like I got bit by some, uh, I'm like, yeah, I

mean, that looks a lot of teeth.

Yeah, well, yeah. There. Let's see. 123456789 10 11 12. There's 12 holes on my arm, 12 holes on. And I honestly, I mean, maybe this body came like this because, you know, I'm just getting used to the sort of mechanics of this new body,

and you haven't had little golf pins in them and you try to jump over one of the other ones.

No, no, no, no. I didn't get a pin. A little peg game put on my arm is not a cracker valve game, not a game. I know. I just need some kind of women. That is not

them that weekend, huh?

Your hand is not a pig.

Yes, so we can cross that. Obviously, is the hands, not a pig?

All right, well, let's let's start throwing the options up on the board. Brainstorm. What's going on here?

Maybe your hands. A piece of Swiss cheese?

OK, did anybody see anyone? Logistics likes mysteries. It's thinks like cheese in here. Has your hand it on a sandwich lately?

Of course not.

I'm gonna bring a mouse out and see if it wants to eat your

hand. Being the mass out.

Are you still doing

those trials? There's makeup trials.

Yeah, well, the basic trial is they put They put makeup on the mouse and see if I wanted a bit right. And so far

we have to make

up works works for And

I mean, it's it's like putting lipstick on a pig and that it's working

way. I saw you

out to dinner last night at Golden Corral with a beautiful mouse.

Oh, yeah, that we had I had a great time. The problem is, I'm the one that keeps getting broken up with.

That was that was devastating when you were left crying and I saw that mouse leave with your waiter.

Did you on the way out, the waiter said. Armies to Golden Corral, having a fountain of chocolate but not a found of tears referencing. But I was crying.

Why? I saw some

guy come over and dip his ice cream cone in your deer's.

Well, as you all know, I do cry brown tears. And so, uh,

your tears. Hardin. When they get cold as well, like a magic, a magic shell situation, right?

So I like if I'm ever crying in the tundra. It's tough for like in a freezer or in a house with a broken. They see where it's always on, and it's called If

this happened to you, all those have happened. Broken

A C is not usually it's always on, and it's cold, usually out, and it's hat.

Well, my, I see is broken. It is. It is 45 degrees at all times.

Have you just You probably just haven't found the thermostat.

Well, that's why it's broken is I can't find this thing anywhere. So I leave the doors open and try to help out keep the fire running, but it's still hold in there. So anyway,

yeah, I don't know what the hell is going on with my arm. I point my baby if you fail.

Come on. Yeah, right. Bill, you don't have 12. You wish you still.

That's obviously my 12 perfect teeth right there in a line. And you can tell because I got good deep.

Well, we're looking at your both right, though. Smile big.

I am

a mirror just broken here. What are you doing?

That's that's got nothing to do with my teeth is because I got a bit up all singing vice and I was singing

right then I didn't hear sound, Honestly, I just saw you.

I bet your arm and there's a perfect line up a perfect teeth. Like I made the dentist. Bill, you don't have perfect teeth. You're not going to get off. This is the The water isn't once, you know, my orange two texts. Yeah, I think they're think they're building that. They had any bill. Those air bad fakes. Teeth are not perfectly round like that. Or orange or straight in a straight line. If I had orange, tic

tacs and I'm out that have to double up for the front two teeth and I'd have four up front

That's exactly what it looks like. Bill.

All right, How about this Bill? Why don't you just take a bite of this stale piece of test creases Be really

okay, Fine. Give me that stale visa ties.

Okay? It smells like orange in here now. Like you about on a bunch of orange.

Tease me. I need to wait face the wall for a second built and I Bad

bill. We all know that your teeth are those teeth or take Texas shit, my sometimes it. Well, you find out what time it was a

man because you realize what time it was?

No. Well, a mad for a lot of reasons. He's it later than you thought. No earlier guys in the history of this show, how many times have at the beginning of an episode have I said shit and then something?

What time of day is it that this would be important?

I guess he thinks it's past five, and he should be off the clock.

Thinks he missed the dinner bell.

Guys know guys we've been

recording this whole time this'll is disappointing. Of all the other things I thought it wasa

everybody's gonna hear my teeth are perfect.

Once a schmuck, always a schmuck. Howard.

on. His body, your stupid heads on.

Now, now. Come

Okay. Wow. Okay.

Body is this. It's what he thought it was. He thought he found one

of the best. Coolest Podd I saw so sure wouldn't be ish. My

eyes on Craigslist free Arnold Schwarzenegger body. What? And I said I mean, that'd be great. Showed up. What

does this pose were? Which section

of Craigslist was posted in the free

section, or misconduct?

It was in the housing section, and I So I responded. Obviously, I went to meet the guy.

a hermit crab looking for a new house.

So you're like

I mean, I got to

be You met Patrick Schwarzenegger, right? Well,

I thought I met Patrick Sorts. Henninger. He's said, But turns out I met passed Patrick Schwarzenegger.

Uh, what s H instead of

Yeah, So, basically, now abortion? Yes, and I

What's crazy? Because it's spelled differently. So on Craigslist, you would know right away. Well, not like you heard it said one way,

Mr. I thought it was a nickname. Situation.

You thing was the same man, but with

changing one letter. Well, he called himself

Pat, too. So I was like, Oh, he's changing. Everything

was a huge above

Very small. He's a very small boy.

How small? I mean, I would if I were looking at the body. So you tall bodies, this pats body?

No, this is hisses Pat's father. Quote unquote Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold Arnold

Arnold Arnold was no d

Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger. And you know, I bought the body sight unseen because he said, I can't take it out of the freezer until you pay me for it. Because it starts to deteriorate the moment you we do that. And so I I paid him 33 grand.

Dr. Frankenstein there. Who was there? Who did this? What you've been

working with Not a mad scientist, but an angry

Yes, yes, I have been where you guys know. At the end of last season, I sought out an angry scientists. You could help me get my head back on a body that

angry scientists like a mad scientist. But they're not smart right

there, just angry. But they're like mad. Necessarily. They're not even necessarily aside. He's mad because he

can't execute. You know what I mean? He has these ideas

looking at you also. You're right about that.

Well, yeah. So angry scientist is just a failed scientist, a failed scientist whose restaurant ever thought I

would be jealous of Frankenstein's look for a friend wanting him to look more like him. But honestly, Frankenstein was zipped up and tied up perfectly compared to what year?

You know, a little. You know what, guys? We could look at

this as a terrible thing, or we could look at this as a good thing like it is, which is? I was a disembodied head who couldn't get around on my head.

You were head. I mean, I'm sorry. Well, I was in a certain sense,

I wasn't pit head because I couldn't move myself. I relied on you guys and other people that you

want. That's true. They it is a in the yard. And now, now, buy head. Yes. And now you're outside here. What do we put that little door way? Heat lamp way? Give you a nice rock? Yeah, and I was getting frustrated

by that. So thank God I was able to find a body, even if it is short green and my head is attached slightly off

kilter. Who took you

out of the backyard and drove you down to meet uh, Pat Schwarzenegger?

You're not gonna believe this, but the mailman Oh, yeah.

Karl Malone? Yeah. What is Karl Malone doing?

Well, Karl Malone's nephew lives lived across the street. Apparently didn't know that until I saw a

car with the Amazon delivery room.

And so I I called across the street

from me of what Karl Malone's wife's nickname is. DHL DHL,

which I think is offensive. Uh, but anyway, uh, why? Because you guys know the slang term you guys know the slang term D sl's

right. You're talking about dig hugging lip

yeses. I know that your brother you were really I didn't think that

it all. Well, it was a nice woman. We, Stephanie Malone guys,

we could talk about my new

buddy first. Howard thinks Stephanie Malone has d Hmm. No,

no, I thought it. I thought it was I thought it was wrong. But

now family is named for delivering okay. Not for having a body part

except for the black sheep son Digiorno.

That's right. But he is is never delivered. A thing is OK. but it's ready. He's the only black sheep that everybody swears eyes, part of the family. The

promise. He is the thing. He's not the thing that you know. I mean, he's the delivery. He's not the delivery man anyway, guys, we could talk about my new body forever. But that's a small detail in reference to this show. I think we should get this show, Roland. So everybody, welcome to the Teacher's Lounge was the first, best and only podcast pertained issues relevant to the Hamilton High School community. But now we are no longer in a school. In fact, we have decided to take up residency here at the camp we all went to as Children camp. I want to be here as councillors on You know what I'd like to call mentors for these kids. So I, of course, um Howard Levis. I used to be, of course, a biology teacher. Ah, and then I was sort of in charge of administration and at a school that we started then Ah, heading

one big specific about you that everybody knows about

it. Everybody were

your that you amend. What were you What were you

I was a Virgin. Yeah. Yes, they have anyway. And then, you know, through subsequent seasons, a lot of other things happened. I ended up is a disembodied head, disembodied head, and now

ran for mayor. You were beaten

by a dog. You ever get that? Take a by. Give us

your entire resume. You know what? You would be horrified if anyone knew when they were looking at your

resume. I would hope that my Anthonys Weiner scandal is left off of my resume. Ah, I would also hope that you know, people. I didn't look at me as the thing that you guys constantly refer to me as ugly. No, I already said it once. You are? I'm not poor and

we know stupidity. OK, you know, why doesn't

somebody else introduced themselves? Because there's four of us here. And

Sam weatherman here famously from crazy limos, baby. Yeah, yeah, baby. Yes, I originated

the the firm crazy limos. I was also a student government teacher as well as the drivers. That instructor that didn't work out because

I legally cannot drive. And then, of course, I

decided to lean more into student government and take the responsibility of the mental health of every student at this school. A good goal, I think. Get gold. Unfortunately, I couldn't handle it emotionally either. And I burned down the school via the boiler room. We blew up the cafeteria zone. The danger zone accidentally blew up the luv and I was on a trip. Um, but

everything has been going pretty good since then. I was the high powered Hollywood agent. I I have silver, and I was sexy. Sammy Silver changed my name. Yeah,

I remember that age it,

but life just got really complicated. You know, after I sort of hit the highest highs, I needed to sort of get back in touch with myself. And I became a spiritual guru and attempted to me, drove me pretty crazy. Yeah, but after opening my spot, then closing it down, I'm ready to just sort of simplify, right? Hey, running

the are not even running. You are working in the camp kitchen?

Yes. I was offered the job of running the kitchen. I said, you know what? I'm simplifying, right. Let me just be a line cook.

Let me get

back to slinging hash and cracking eggs, right? You know, I've never had it before, but it's always something I really wanted to get

back to. You can get back. There's that thing if you mayor ident. It

was just one of those things, you know. You have high highs,

and then you go back to the dirt where you came from and

build yourself back. Yeah. Yeah. Before Yeah. Um, well, I had some of those hash browns with eggs in them.

they this morning?

And how were

Pretty good. Okay.

Like I did not know that was you. That was pretty, pretty good. And I've

never really

seen it described that way on a menu. Hash browns with eggs in the

Yes. Yes, absolutely. Things were

hash browns with with spider eggs in them, right? They were just old hash browns and yes.

Okay, So they were Those were not chicken eggs. No,

that was just a lot of spider eggs. That's what looked like a caviar. Like a high end dish. A lot of little spider eggs.

Yeah. How were they? Ah, we study loved it when I like

them. So I guess I like that. But now that I'm I do feel feel ill now that I know that.

Okay, well, I apologise. I'm gonna again. I'm getting back to it for the first time. Right? I'm gonna have to. Once

again. You can't get back to something you don't know.

Well, let me just get back

in the lab and see if I can figure

that I

everybody How you doing, Todd? Padre? Here, King A Broadway, um, formerly with ST Cesaire. Vory. What's that Broadway you talking about? You all know Broadway, New Jersey, where they put up my production of my conversation with the devil that became a infomercial for their white piece. Former

Because they are the king of that town which has been condemned by the

government. I think it was just demolished. Yeah,

they demolished that shit, though. Town.

It was the first time ever demolished because of a bad play.

They said no art can ever exist. Your again.

The town went into full chaos. Every day was the purge because of my play. Just the old bull does that, uh, one thing is we are right now. They're water crisis is the least famous water crisis in the country.

Good. That's good. And

and? And what exactly is their water? crisis because I know the Flint, Michigan water crisis is that there's like chemicals in the water that makes it flammable and impossible for people to drink

our crisis. Because the water in Flint is flammable. Classically

Flamm of our our crisis was that we spent the whole city budget piping and water from Flint.

That's a big crisis.

Yeah, that was the pipeline broke the pie or the pipeline broke, but not to the water got into the city. So

you can't get it out.

The water stuck in the city. It's a bit of a It's a bit of a biblical flood situation except instead of ah, Moses saving everybody. I drowned a lot of people. I thought I was gonna part the waters.

Yeah. And you, um, you split the animals up one by one.

That's right, because I didn't want any gross animal sex going on,

right? All the guy, all the male animals on one side and all the females on another

right on. And so we did a classic Moses. So we did a whole Todd's two arcs thing. I built two arks in the flooded city and split the animals up.

And then like a lot of those animals. Those art,

by the way. We're not very good. They were not built. Very well

know. The big issue is what I did is I built them kind of poorly. And I did the Joker thing from the Dark Knight where I gave each arc a bomb to see which arc would blow up the other one. Ah, a bit of a mad art exhibit cut for May. Ah, a lot of other stuff. I tried to kill my son because God told me to, uh,

you worked at Burger King famously. I

worked at Burger King.

You do?

Um I repeated that as you said it, but I'm hearing it out loud. I don't think it's true, but now I'm at this camp. I am directing the camp talent show. Um, and I am here to reconnect with my daughter, Laura, who is at the camp. Ever since I lost custody. By giving it up, I was kind of a strange from her

by giving weather

the custody of my daughter.

You You came. You

folded at the custody hearing. Correct?

You had all the cards

I had all the cards

you had a full house. Metaphorically. Well,

I can't bluff a full once you fold your

Yeah, Yeah, as you fold

it. And you made a big smile and looked up with the judge with sunglasses on and said, Good luck.

to raise your ex wife and court.

Well, you tried

That's right. Um, I put her all in pre pretrial. And then once we saw the flop, I folded.

And there was also other extremely other people involved in this trial as well. Like what? That filled

home here was also Phil Ivey, Doyle Brunson's old corpse. Uh, spacing in the cast of that movie. 21. Was there

all famous poker player?

Yeah. Yeah, uh, they were the jury actually of this custody hearing, but yeah, I lost big time. Matt Damon was there. Um, Tobey Maguire was there, yelling at women, um, and pulling people. Michael Jordan was

Michael Jordan was there, but he and he was betting on your the outcome.

Hey was betting on the outcome, and he kept insisting that I have to gamble my dad's life on the line on I said, MJ, that didn't work for you. So that's kind of my story, but I'm really excited to reconnect with my daughter while my wife doesn't know I'm here. Um,

now you're directing the talent show. Typically, talent shows aren't directed by an adult. They're just sort of signed up for right.

What are some of the

changes you're making in this?

We'll be exclusively casting this. The director will be featured on stage and a lot of talent,

and you're gonna be casting.

But everybody that wants to show a talent has a talent will be sort of accepted, right? I mean, it's for morale.

If it's a talent, if I find them to be talented,

it's for morale this year. Um, yeah, well, I don't know if

you just heard, but, um, morale, uh,

get more out

here. More out. Didn't want t o this year. Couldn't afford it. So we're starting a morale talent show.

Yeah, He said that he would come for the Sunday barbecue when all the parents come to take home. But we really want him to here on Saturday. We want more. Wow. For sure. For a share.

I heard someone screwed. I think it was you. It sounded like your voice. It was used screaming inside of the auditorium. Playing the trumpet is not a talent,

huh? We'll have to scream over this fucking kids trumpet. They got this kid here. Um uh,

Marvin Gillespie. Dizzy Gillespie, son, Who's famous fame in one of the famous Trump? The one

you're thinking of the one that plays trumpet, Not the one that just stumbles around.

Yeah, I am. I wish Dizzy Gillespie a good

Dizzy Gillespie son, we wish,

but no. Yeah, we got the bad one. We got Marvin trumpeting around all day long on it's like, Hey, man, you daddy, You are not, uh, so why don't you find a new talent on? So I give him, ah, script for ah, play, and we're gonna do a two person play together.

So instead of playing, playing trumpet, you want him to act. It's just a different discipline altogether.

Yeah, I wrote it. I read along to person play about Ah, like an old genius connecting with a young black kid from, like, a different background. And you're gonna play the

young kid, right? You you're I I'm not gonna do the stuff. You think Thank you are because this is a lot like your roots reimagining. Haven't deja vu.

I think, honestly, this feels like it's gonna lead Teoh bad things here.

Todd, I'm like

the rest of us. You really don't learn

from your mistakes? Totally learned from our mistakes. I'm reconnecting with my daughter that I gave up in a drunken floor. The

first act and your first act of reconnecting with her was turning her down for the the talent show. You said she was talentless.

Well, I think that will motivate her. Um, we're doing We're doing second and third auditions and all the people who I said where talent can come back and prove me wrong. And

you said your talent lists

specifically to my daughter. Yes. I said, you are without talent right now. We're

card. I get it. You're motivating her. It's like you're you're giving her that. That that that Dr of like I'm gonna prove my dad wrong. I'm gonna prove that I do have talent, which is something we've all done

before. Yeah, I mean, that's the whole people need to be motivated by a father that didn't give them acceptance. Yeah, and then they'll do that to their kids. And they'll do that to their kids and it would be a cycle forever. And it will be. It will be very motivated, like you. Look at me. I'm so successful.

Well, that's how we

got America. Okay, that's how we got to this great place that America's at right now following the footsteps of our farming Daddy's of our founding dads.

Gosh, that room in Pennsylvania that had all those Addie's, innit? Drawing up that Zaki document which

we must rest back way have to respect

bills, become obsessed with the Constitution.

Love that. That's do shit. It's exactly what this country was built on. It shall not change. You shall obey. But you

are trying to get some amendments

but keeping the language that this country was built on because it's important we not lose our beginnings.

Well, Bill, why don't you introduce yourself also after 25 minutes at

that? My name is Bill Cravy. You all know me. I was a ah, basketball coach that was fired after throwing a tray of hot lasagna in the referee's face. That was premeditated. I had made the lasagna before the game, so I can't blame it on quickly going and making a hamburger helper. Ah, lasagna. Uh, then I tricked this Go by, uh, doing a Mrs Doubtfire. My name was Bethany Hart. I forget how that ended. Then I, uh what else did I

turn into an ostrich

ostrich in instead of estrogen and turned into an ostrich? Um, sick Berra roids. Take bear. I'd Grogan crow gain. I've been a bunch of different animals do to medicine mix ups. Um, medicine except medicine Mix that pharmacist unclear. Confused pharmacists with the Madison mix up. Illegible prescriptions lead to medicine mix ups. Doctor's fault. It was the doctors fault with a illegible perception.

My chicken writes better than my doctor, so I'm sick.

Doctor should be called Dr Scratch, so yeah. Uh what else? Uh, what else did I dio?

Eventually we made

it. Sam Silver was my age. That's right.

I had my own show called Bill Dick Uselessness when I was in Hollywood. Um, the most recently I almost married Bug Sahn Um Ah. And he was either going to

have it was very close

to me because I had two choices. I was either gonna be all my organs were going to be harvested or I was going to be killed and one obviously is good and the other one is bad. Yes. Thankfully,

I didn't happen, though. Thankfully,

whatever was wondering this. Look, we blew up this colt at the wedding of Bugs on where you're supposed to marry him. Yes. How did we escape again with all the 90 stars that were in our helicopter and all that we can say is, who cares? It doesn't matter. We're here now.

18 minute crescendo that built perfectly and didn't have weird dips. Are anything

living in there were losers.

Pretend it's always the present moment and the mistakes you've made in the past can effect

in the in the in, the in the chaos

That was the end of last season. We did all meet our demons. Except for Todd Maduro. We

grew its absolute So I feel healthy now. We're healthy now, healthy, mentally, physically, emotionally healthy. And we're

in a lot of ways back back in into, ah scenario that makes us comfortable, right? We all love interacting with bright young Children who are are looking to make themselves better

with changing lives. And

that's exciting. Yeah, Yeah, I'm doing some of the sports here at camp. You know, whether it be archery. I'm helping out with that canoe racing,

Teaching boxing lessons to me. I'm teaching boxing lessons is I need to not let for my stress.

You have to in order to be really for men to be close to themselves. Not only do you have to get your mind right, you also have to box.

It's how you really show the world that you figured yourself out. Is that you've started getting strong by hitting things.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, That's what I

found is that I need a place Teoh let my energy out. My anger, all that stuff and learning to fight is helping me be kinder.

Yeah, really? I've noticed that because you don't ever You don't develop a pattern When when The way you express yourself is through aggression that doesn't turn into a pattern that leads into other the ways you treat

us. You don't replace the bag with other things like

your Walgreens. I thought it was great when they when they overcharged you for that Nutri Grain bar. And you told the manager to put up her dukes?

Absolutely. Absolutely. I wasn't gonna sucker puncher. I was gonna

we were gonna have, you know, a gentleman's duel in boxing match right there in the water.

And thankfully, it didn't come to blows because that would have been horrible. She gave you.

She beat the crap. But,

thank God. Thank God you would a crack at her. I saw you in that Walgreens you

backed up into the corner. This little man came over and started rubbing wax all over your face.

You were throwing up into a bucket?

Yeah, I was. I was throwing up into a bucket. I was begging this guy to throw a towel in, and he said, I think you got one more round in you. She beat me up all the way back into receiving in the back. Yeah. You were backed up into the corner, All of us. Somebody

was screaming over on the side from the pharmacy. Just going like,

Hey, better get off the robes. Well, that

was me. I lost 40 grand on that match.

What? You bet you bet on me to win this? Oh, Russ,

I bet Don King 40 grand. You Well,

I have tickets speaking a died. God, he's cool. He's back from the grave back it I love it is going back from the great

back taking advantage of these young men who just want to fight. It's amazing.

I actually have tickets to you, somebody skipping you in the line at the Ralphs Deli. Next.

What? Things up? Is this king? Is this king promoting?

Yeah, that's it's all King. Yeah, he's He found a line cutter from from Atlanta, Ga. And he's gonna cut you off and probably the crap out. Yeah, well,

we'll see what happens to this guy. We'll see what happens to this guy. You're really sweating. I only got two things, baby. It's cooking eggs and hitting the gym.

Well, listen, we're going to get you trained up, okay? I love I love being your manager. I love it. It's one of my It's honestly making me feel, so get

good. I appreciate. And I love your new style. I love your little rolled up Beanie, your old sweat suit.

You look great. Yeah, I Look, I looked

like Rocky Balboa if he just got out of a coma. Yeah, absolutely. Like I'm below the waist. It is just like I'm skin and bones. Very top heavy, Very top heavy. And I am constantly got a big ass ring. A sweat around my

neck. Big ring. A sweat. Well, I like I appreciate. I know you're working as hard as I am. Way and give the legs. Give me the late Oh,

wow. Well, that's not very exciting. One of those little bag. You should

get a bad You shouldn't be the bag.

Sorry. Sorry about that. My God, you really You trade his head like a speed back about that once I go. Hey, how down? I'm gonna get upside down. I'm gonna hang myself up. No, no, no, Don't e o right off. All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry Your teeth fell out. Uh

oh, gosh. My perfectly in line teeth. I gotta go. No. Well, guys, you know, as you guys know, I'm sort of the the front, the whole front office. I kind of run the whole front office of the camp in my whole, my whole job is Teoh. You keep things running smoothly at camp. I don't want to be here, so I'm gonna try to do the same thing with the podcast. You know, uh,

this is not a day camp. Not a day

camp. This this case? Yeah. This is sleepaway camp that you know has varying leaks of sessions. We do five sessions of summer a sort as a weekend, some as long as a full mine.

Let's be clear

on the sleep way day camp, right? It is a sleep away camp for the kids. They have to be here overnight, and it's a day camp for the councillors

Wear all day. We clock in 9 to 5 and we're optional to

stay overnight If we want.

Right. Some of us who can't afford staying anywhere else might be sleeping around the camp. Yeah,

there was like

we came in and they hired us pretty quickly. They were like, Oh, you guys, stop that cult that was at that college. We like you guys

ever since your documentary Wild Wild Build

While Rob Bell's Wow! Wow, it was wild Wild, But yeah, while Rob, a lot of people thought it was about that. All that other guy, Wild Bill Hickok. Yes, yeah, no, but ah, lot of people tune in for that, and they get a fuckin ah guy growing hair for his master. And he's gonna like. It was It was weird. I was.

But we've got that name recognition. And this day and age, that's all that matters, is there? Yeah.

And we that we came in, they were like, No, no, no. This isn't a day camp for you guys. You have to stay overnight. We can't just leave Children here, right? So, I mean, I don't know what happened, but one thing led to another. And the guy who was interviewing us, uh, let's just say we tied a pretty, pretty heavy weight around his leg, and we and we then we bear way drowned swimming with officially there in the Podd. Um, they won't be back.

Yeah. I mean, ever since he left at night, there's been some rustling and some, like someone's been seen wandering around in a hockey mask. I'm sure unrelated because we drowned this

way. This kid mom showed up. Super pitchers. Bob. What a lunatic. Yeah, she was a little crazy. Lady comes. It's screaming about her stupid side. It's like way. Don't know. Check the bottom of the lake, you idiot. Kill It will never see her again. Honestly and honestly. By the way, that

reminds you. We need to go to Home Depot and pick up more cinderblocks.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. We got to make sure he's tied down.

Also, I cleared out Jason's apartment that he had here at the camp. Hey, doesn't he? Doesn't have, Like, we can use his

a fuck pad in there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have one of the fact pad for so long.

For the first time you thought about was it a kid's naked? I'm hopefully close with my daughter, Natsume, and I just care. I can't be having sex with random women.

What does it mean to be hopefully

close? Well, I am here at the camp. I'm again motivating her through aggression. And I'm hoping that we could create a relationship. I think some of my problems that I haven't dealt with the people have neglected in my past and now trying to connect with my daughter s. Oh,

yeah. This sounds like

a disgusting little house that a man used to live in that we drowned.

Um oh, you're talking about Freddie?

Oh, I was talking about Jason.

Oi. Drawn Freddie. Also the guy in the house in the back.

Maintenance guy Yeah. The man is going with the weird Little goes

up. If Tom Green shows up, I swear to God.

Well, this guy kept

asking Daddy if you wanted some sauce is so drab is ask

you just You just

drowned him, right? You didn't do anything else to him. Burn him alive. Okay, good, good, good.

Um, well, Aziz, we always do. Why don't we take a quick break? Because

there's marry some announcements that the camp might need to make eso we'll take a break. Uh, did you have something you needed? Teoh Add to that, Todd. No. Okay. Just making sure, uh, cools the Walters take a quick little break and then we'll be back.

We're gonna take a break.

I wanted to a quick break.

Attention, campers, this is Brad with your camp announcements. Nobody had diarrhea yesterday. It sounded like it in cabin Todd, but that was just a video up I found anyway. Never mind. Attention, campers. The scampi has turned. Do not eat scampi. Well,

yeah, You know, we were really excited to be back here camp. I want to be here. Obviously, we all have very, you know, emotional ties to this this camp. That's where we met. A choice is wearing each other originally

where I lost my virginity.

Me, too.

Um Okay, let's move on from anywhere. Where?

Um, the third, The third elm tree. A

meaty. Was it late at night? Oh, yes.

Because they're faster. Virginity of the third country. What was it after the after the final party,

or you You did it earlier?

Yeah. Was the It was the party where it was. Men dresses, man or man dresses women our Jim dressed as a war room

and me united to Yeah,

men wait Men dressed this men and women dresses women And

you are confusing. And, you know, it was years late last night. Mine was because I love with

a a sort of a Betsy Ross tight.

Yeah, that was the party. I went. Thio was so in flags the whole time. It

really is. No, but a lot of people there were a lot of different you. Why don't

you describe your sexual experience? Because in one,

if I'm being honest, I

think it sounds like you guys way about each other. Sam just hooked up with I'm saying Yeah,

no, it was It was a full on experience. Why? I guess we describe the experience on three. I will say

123 So it's fair. Okay, lets go. Get one, 23 Quick, quick, quick, quick.

Okay, so we both had a quick experience.

Doesn't mean anything. That is always quick. So why don't we get a little more specific? I mean, anything

but it, but it is the same. I mean, we are still on the same

week experience near the third l'm trade. You know, it's not that it's not the same thing again.

San to three confusing. Okay, so it was quick and confusing for both. Yeah.

What do you remember,

right, your partner.