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s07e01
Little Burning Man

The guys discuss taking up residency at a new summer camp.

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spk_2
 

you got? Dont you guys have any cortisone or any

0:00:03
spk_3
 

of those like quarters on this? I don't have any Gordon like Like I got a penny.

0:00:09
spk_2
 

No, I mean,

0:00:10
spk_4
 

I know you're

0:00:12
spk_1
 

trying to get a h all for your leg. Europe, nickels and dimes.

0:00:16
spk_2
 

Whenever I need a I need some kind of ointment or something, cause it looks like I got bit by some, uh, I'm like, yeah, I

0:00:23
spk_0
 

mean, that looks a lot of teeth.

0:00:25
spk_2
 

Yeah, well, yeah. There. Let's see. 123456789 10 11 12. There's 12 holes on my arm, 12 holes on. And I honestly, I mean, maybe this body came like this because, you know, I'm just getting used to the sort of mechanics of this new body,

0:00:38
spk_1
 

and you haven't had little golf pins in them and you try to jump over one of the other ones.

0:00:44
spk_2
 

No, no, no, no. I didn't get a pin. A little peg game put on my arm is not a cracker valve game, not a game. I know. I just need some kind of women. That is not

0:00:53
spk_1
 

them that weekend, huh?

0:00:54
spk_3
 

Your hand is not a pig.

0:00:56
spk_1
 

Yes, so we can cross that. Obviously, is the hands, not a pig?

0:00:58
spk_4
 

All right, well, let's let's start throwing the options up on the board. Brainstorm. What's going on here?

0:01:03
spk_3
 

Maybe your hands. A piece of Swiss cheese?

0:01:05
spk_1
 

OK, did anybody see anyone? Logistics likes mysteries. It's thinks like cheese in here. Has your hand it on a sandwich lately?

0:01:12
spk_3
 

Of course not.

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spk_4
 

I'm gonna bring a mouse out and see if it wants to eat your

0:01:15
spk_3
 

hand. Being the mass out.

0:01:17
spk_0
 

Are you still doing

0:01:18
spk_1
 

those trials? There's makeup trials.

0:01:21
spk_4
 

Yeah, well, the basic trial is they put They put makeup on the mouse and see if I wanted a bit right. And so far

0:01:29
spk_0
 

we have to make

0:01:29
spk_3
 

up works works for And

0:01:31
spk_4
 

I mean, it's it's like putting lipstick on a pig and that it's working

0:01:37
spk_0
 

way. I saw you

0:01:38
spk_1
 

out to dinner last night at Golden Corral with a beautiful mouse.

0:01:41
spk_4
 

Oh, yeah, that we had I had a great time. The problem is, I'm the one that keeps getting broken up with.

0:01:48
spk_1
 

That was that was devastating when you were left crying and I saw that mouse leave with your waiter.

0:01:55
spk_4
 

Did you on the way out, the waiter said. Armies to Golden Corral, having a fountain of chocolate but not a found of tears referencing. But I was crying.

0:02:03
spk_0
 

Why? I saw some

0:02:04
spk_1
 

guy come over and dip his ice cream cone in your deer's.

0:02:08
spk_4
 

Well, as you all know, I do cry brown tears. And so, uh,

0:02:15
spk_2
 

your tears. Hardin. When they get cold as well, like a magic, a magic shell situation, right?

0:02:21
spk_4
 

So I like if I'm ever crying in the tundra. It's tough for like in a freezer or in a house with a broken. They see where it's always on, and it's called If

0:02:31
spk_3
 

this happened to you, all those have happened. Broken

0:02:33
spk_1
 

A C is not usually it's always on, and it's cold, usually out, and it's hat.

0:02:38
spk_4
 

Well, my, I see is broken. It is. It is 45 degrees at all times.

0:02:44
spk_0
 

Have you just You probably just haven't found the thermostat.

0:02:47
spk_4
 

Well, that's why it's broken is I can't find this thing anywhere. So I leave the doors open and try to help out keep the fire running, but it's still hold in there. So anyway,

0:02:58
spk_2
 

yeah, I don't know what the hell is going on with my arm. I point my baby if you fail.

0:03:04
spk_3
 

Come on. Yeah, right. Bill, you don't have 12. You wish you still.

0:03:08
spk_1
 

That's obviously my 12 perfect teeth right there in a line. And you can tell because I got good deep.

0:03:14
spk_4
 

Well, we're looking at your both right, though. Smile big.

0:03:18
spk_0
 

I am

0:03:19
spk_3
 

a mirror just broken here. What are you doing?

0:03:22
spk_1
 

That's that's got nothing to do with my teeth is because I got a bit up all singing vice and I was singing

0:03:28
spk_2
 

right then I didn't hear sound, Honestly, I just saw you.

0:03:32
spk_0
 

I bet your arm and there's a perfect line up a perfect teeth. Like I made the dentist. Bill, you don't have perfect teeth. You're not going to get off. This is the The water isn't once, you know, my orange two texts. Yeah, I think they're think they're building that. They had any bill. Those air bad fakes. Teeth are not perfectly round like that. Or orange or straight in a straight line. If I had orange, tic

0:04:03
spk_1
 

tacs and I'm out that have to double up for the front two teeth and I'd have four up front

0:04:08
spk_0
 

That's exactly what it looks like. Bill.

0:04:10
spk_4
 

All right, How about this Bill? Why don't you just take a bite of this stale piece of test creases Be really

0:04:17
spk_0
 

okay, Fine. Give me that stale visa ties.

0:04:19
spk_3
 

Okay? It smells like orange in here now. Like you about on a bunch of orange.

0:04:27
spk_1
 

Tease me. I need to wait face the wall for a second built and I Bad

0:04:38
spk_2
 

bill. We all know that your teeth are those teeth or take Texas shit, my sometimes it. Well, you find out what time it was a

0:04:50
spk_4
 

man because you realize what time it was?

0:04:51
spk_2
 

No. Well, a mad for a lot of reasons. He's it later than you thought. No earlier guys in the history of this show, how many times have at the beginning of an episode have I said shit and then something?

0:05:03
spk_3
 

What time of day is it that this would be important?

0:05:06
spk_1
 

I guess he thinks it's past five, and he should be off the clock.

0:05:13
spk_3
 

Thinks he missed the dinner bell.

0:05:16
spk_2
 

Guys know guys we've been

0:05:18
spk_3
 

recording this whole time this'll is disappointing. Of all the other things I thought it wasa

0:05:25
spk_0
 

everybody's gonna hear my teeth are perfect.

0:05:28
spk_4
 

Once a schmuck, always a schmuck. Howard.

0:05:31
spk_2
 

Now, now. Come

0:05:31
spk_4
 

on. His body, your stupid heads on.

0:05:33
spk_2
 

Okay. Wow. Okay.

0:05:35
spk_0
 

Body is this. It's what he thought it was. He thought he found one

0:05:41
spk_1
 

of the best. Coolest Podd I saw so sure wouldn't be ish. My

0:05:45
spk_2
 

eyes on Craigslist free Arnold Schwarzenegger body. What? And I said I mean, that'd be great. Showed up. What

0:05:54
spk_0
 

does this pose were? Which section

0:05:57
spk_4
 

of Craigslist was posted in the free

0:05:59
spk_0
 

section, or misconduct?

0:06:02
spk_2
 

It was in the housing section, and I So I responded. Obviously, I went to meet the guy.

0:06:07
spk_0
 

So you're like

0:06:07
spk_3
 

a hermit crab looking for a new house.

0:06:09
spk_2
 

I mean, I got to

0:06:10
spk_1
 

be You met Patrick Schwarzenegger, right? Well,

0:06:15
spk_2
 

I thought I met Patrick Sorts. Henninger. He's said, But turns out I met passed Patrick Schwarzenegger.

0:06:23
spk_4
 

Uh, what s H instead of

0:06:26
spk_2
 

Yeah, So, basically, now abortion? Yes, and I

0:06:29
spk_4
 

What's crazy? Because it's spelled differently. So on Craigslist, you would know right away. Well, not like you heard it said one way,

0:06:35
spk_2
 

Mr. I thought it was a nickname. Situation.

0:06:38
spk_4
 

You thing was the same man, but with

0:06:41
spk_0
 

changing one letter. Well, he called himself

0:06:42
spk_2
 

Pat, too. So I was like, Oh, he's changing. Everything

0:06:45
spk_3
 

was a huge above

0:06:46
spk_2
 

Very small. He's a very small boy.

0:06:49
spk_0
 

How small? I mean, I would if I were looking at the body. So you tall bodies, this pats body?

0:07:00
spk_2
 

No, this is hisses Pat's father. Quote unquote Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold Arnold

0:07:06
spk_0
 

Arnold Arnold was no d

0:07:08
spk_2
 

Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger. And you know, I bought the body sight unseen because he said, I can't take it out of the freezer until you pay me for it. Because it starts to deteriorate the moment you we do that. And so I I paid him 33 grand.

0:07:22
spk_0
 

Dr. Frankenstein there. Who was there? Who did this? What you've been

0:07:26
spk_4
 

working with Not a mad scientist, but an angry

0:07:29
spk_2
 

Yes, yes, I have been where you guys know. At the end of last season, I sought out an angry scientists. You could help me get my head back on a body that

0:07:37
spk_3
 

angry scientists like a mad scientist. But they're not smart right

0:07:41
spk_0
 

there, just angry. But they're like mad. Necessarily. They're not even necessarily aside. He's mad because he

0:07:47
spk_2
 

can't execute. You know what I mean? He has these ideas

0:07:51
spk_4
 

looking at you also. You're right about that.

0:07:53
spk_0
 

Well, yeah. So angry scientist is just a failed scientist, a failed scientist whose restaurant ever thought I

0:07:58
spk_1
 

would be jealous of Frankenstein's look for a friend wanting him to look more like him. But honestly, Frankenstein was zipped up and tied up perfectly compared to what year?

0:08:10
spk_0
 

You know, a little. You know what, guys? We could look at

0:08:15
spk_2
 

this as a terrible thing, or we could look at this as a good thing like it is, which is? I was a disembodied head who couldn't get around on my head.

0:08:23
spk_0
 

You were head. I mean, I'm sorry. Well, I was in a certain sense,

0:08:28
spk_2
 

I wasn't pit head because I couldn't move myself. I relied on you guys and other people that you

0:08:31
spk_0
 

want. That's true. They it is a in the yard. And now, now, buy head. Yes. And now you're outside here. What do we put that little door way? Heat lamp way? Give you a nice rock? Yeah, and I was getting frustrated

0:08:46
spk_2
 

by that. So thank God I was able to find a body, even if it is short green and my head is attached slightly off

0:08:53
spk_0
 

kilter. Who took you

0:08:54
spk_1
 

out of the backyard and drove you down to meet uh, Pat Schwarzenegger?

0:08:58
spk_2
 

You're not gonna believe this, but the mailman Oh, yeah.

0:09:04
spk_0
 

Karl Malone? Yeah. What is Karl Malone doing?

0:09:09
spk_2
 

Well, Karl Malone's nephew lives lived across the street. Apparently didn't know that until I saw a

0:09:14
spk_4
 

car with the Amazon delivery room.

0:09:21
spk_2
 

And so I I called across the street

0:09:23
spk_0
 

from me of what Karl Malone's wife's nickname is. DHL DHL,

0:09:31
spk_2
 

which I think is offensive. Uh, but anyway, uh, why? Because you guys know the slang term you guys know the slang term D sl's

0:09:44
spk_1
 

right. You're talking about dig hugging lip

0:09:45
spk_0
 

yeses. I know that your brother you were really I didn't think that

0:09:55
spk_1
 

it all. Well, it was a nice woman. We, Stephanie Malone guys,

0:09:58
spk_2
 

we could talk about my new

0:09:59
spk_0
 

buddy first. Howard thinks Stephanie Malone has d Hmm. No,

0:10:05
spk_2
 

no, I thought it. I thought it was I thought it was wrong. But

0:10:09
spk_3
 

now family is named for delivering okay. Not for having a body part

0:10:15
spk_4
 

except for the black sheep son Digiorno.

0:10:21
spk_0
 

That's right. But he is is never delivered. A thing is OK. but it's ready. He's the only black sheep that everybody swears eyes, part of the family. The

0:10:35
spk_2
 

promise. He is the thing. He's not the thing that you know. I mean, he's the delivery. He's not the delivery man anyway, guys, we could talk about my new body forever. But that's a small detail in reference to this show. I think we should get this show, Roland. So everybody, welcome to the Teacher's Lounge was the first, best and only podcast pertained issues relevant to the Hamilton High School community. But now we are no longer in a school. In fact, we have decided to take up residency here at the camp we all went to as Children camp. I want to be here as councillors on You know what I'd like to call mentors for these kids. So I, of course, um Howard Levis. I used to be, of course, a biology teacher. Ah, and then I was sort of in charge of administration and at a school that we started then Ah, heading

0:11:27
spk_4
 

one big specific about you that everybody knows about

0:11:30
spk_2
 

it. Everybody were

0:11:31
spk_1
 

your that you amend. What were you What were you

0:11:36
spk_2
 

I was a Virgin. Yeah. Yes, they have anyway. And then, you know, through subsequent seasons, a lot of other things happened. I ended up is a disembodied head, disembodied head, and now

0:11:48
spk_3
 

ran for mayor. You were beaten

0:11:49
spk_0
 

by a dog. You ever get that? Take a by. Give us

0:11:54
spk_1
 

your entire resume. You know what? You would be horrified if anyone knew when they were looking at your

0:11:59
spk_2
 

resume. I would hope that my Anthonys Weiner scandal is left off of my resume. Ah, I would also hope that you know, people. I didn't look at me as the thing that you guys constantly refer to me as ugly. No, I already said it once. You are? I'm not poor and

0:12:22
spk_0
 

we know stupidity. OK, you know, why doesn't

0:12:25
spk_2
 

somebody else introduced themselves? Because there's four of us here. And

0:12:29
spk_0
 

Sam weatherman here famously from crazy limos, baby. Yeah, yeah, baby. Yes, I originated

0:12:41
spk_3
 

the the firm crazy limos. I was also a student government teacher as well as the drivers. That instructor that didn't work out because

0:12:49
spk_0
 

I legally cannot drive. And then, of course, I

0:12:53
spk_3
 

decided to lean more into student government and take the responsibility of the mental health of every student at this school. A good goal, I think. Get gold. Unfortunately, I couldn't handle it emotionally either. And I burned down the school via the boiler room. We blew up the cafeteria zone. The danger zone accidentally blew up the luv and I was on a trip. Um, but

0:13:14
spk_0
 

everything has been going pretty good since then. I was the high powered Hollywood agent. I I have silver, and I was sexy. Sammy Silver changed my name. Yeah,

0:13:24
spk_1
 

I remember that age it,

0:13:26
spk_3
 

but life just got really complicated. You know, after I sort of hit the highest highs, I needed to sort of get back in touch with myself. And I became a spiritual guru and attempted to me, drove me pretty crazy. Yeah, but after opening my spot, then closing it down, I'm ready to just sort of simplify, right? Hey, running

0:13:45
spk_4
 

the are not even running. You are working in the camp kitchen?

0:13:48
spk_3
 

Yes. I was offered the job of running the kitchen. I said, you know what? I'm simplifying, right. Let me just be a line cook.

0:13:55
spk_0
 

Let me get

0:13:56
spk_3
 

back to slinging hash and cracking eggs, right? You know, I've never had it before, but it's always something I really wanted to get

0:14:03
spk_1
 

back to. You can get back. There's that thing if you mayor ident. It

0:14:07
spk_0
 

was just one of those things, you know. You have high highs,

0:14:09
spk_3
 

and then you go back to the dirt where you came from and

0:14:13
spk_1
 

build yourself back. Yeah. Yeah. Before Yeah. Um, well, I had some of those hash browns with eggs in them.

0:14:21
spk_3
 

And how were

0:14:21
spk_1
 

they this morning?

0:14:22
spk_0
 

Pretty good. Okay.

0:14:23
spk_1
 

Like I did not know that was you. That was pretty, pretty good. And I've

0:14:27
spk_3
 

never really

0:14:27
spk_4
 

seen it described that way on a menu. Hash browns with eggs in the

0:14:31
spk_0
 

Yes. Yes, absolutely. Things were

0:14:34
spk_4
 

hash browns with with spider eggs in them, right? They were just old hash browns and yes.

0:14:39
spk_0
 

Okay, So they were Those were not chicken eggs. No,

0:14:43
spk_3
 

that was just a lot of spider eggs. That's what looked like a caviar. Like a high end dish. A lot of little spider eggs.

0:14:50
spk_0
 

Yeah. How were they? Ah, we study loved it when I like

0:14:55
spk_1
 

them. So I guess I like that. But now that I'm I do feel feel ill now that I know that.

0:15:02
spk_3
 

Okay, well, I apologise. I'm gonna again. I'm getting back to it for the first time. Right? I'm gonna have to. Once

0:15:08
spk_1
 

again. You can't get back to something you don't know.

0:15:12
spk_0
 

Well, let me just get back

0:15:14
spk_4
 

in the lab and see if I can figure

0:15:15
spk_1
 

that I

0:15:17
spk_4
 

everybody How you doing, Todd? Padre? Here, King A Broadway, um, formerly with ST Cesaire. Vory. What's that Broadway you talking about? You all know Broadway, New Jersey, where they put up my production of my conversation with the devil that became a infomercial for their white piece. Former

0:15:43
spk_1
 

Because they are the king of that town which has been condemned by the

0:15:47
spk_0
 

government. I think it was just demolished. Yeah,

0:15:51
spk_1
 

they demolished that shit, though. Town.

0:15:53
spk_4
 

It was the first time ever demolished because of a bad play.

0:15:58
spk_2
 

They said no art can ever exist. Your again.

0:16:00
spk_4
 

The town went into full chaos. Every day was the purge because of my play. Just the old bull does that, uh, one thing is we are right now. They're water crisis is the least famous water crisis in the country.

0:16:20
spk_1
 

Good. That's good. And

0:16:23
spk_2
 

and? And what exactly is their water? crisis because I know the Flint, Michigan water crisis is that there's like chemicals in the water that makes it flammable and impossible for people to drink

0:16:31
spk_0
 

our crisis. Because the water in Flint is flammable. Classically

0:16:36
spk_4
 

Flamm of our our crisis was that we spent the whole city budget piping and water from Flint.

0:16:45
spk_3
 

That's a big crisis.

0:16:46
spk_4
 

Yeah, that was the pipeline broke the pie or the pipeline broke, but not to the water got into the city. So

0:16:53
spk_2
 

you can't get it out.

0:16:54
spk_4
 

The water stuck in the city. It's a bit of a It's a bit of a biblical flood situation except instead of ah, Moses saving everybody. I drowned a lot of people. I thought I was gonna part the waters.

0:17:08
spk_1
 

Yeah. And you, um, you split the animals up one by one.

0:17:14
spk_4
 

That's right, because I didn't want any gross animal sex going on,

0:17:19
spk_2
 

right? All the guy, all the male animals on one side and all the females on another

0:17:22
spk_4
 

right on. And so we did a classic Moses. So we did a whole Todd's two arcs thing. I built two arks in the flooded city and split the animals up.

0:17:33
spk_0
 

And then like a lot of those animals. Those art,

0:17:36
spk_1
 

by the way. We're not very good. They were not built. Very well

0:17:39
spk_4
 

know. The big issue is what I did is I built them kind of poorly. And I did the Joker thing from the Dark Knight where I gave each arc a bomb to see which arc would blow up the other one. Ah, a bit of a mad art exhibit cut for May. Ah, a lot of other stuff. I tried to kill my son because God told me to, uh,

0:18:03
spk_3
 

you worked at Burger King famously. I

0:18:05
spk_4
 

worked at Burger King.

0:18:06
spk_0
 

You do?

0:18:07
spk_4
 

Um I repeated that as you said it, but I'm hearing it out loud. I don't think it's true, but now I'm at this camp. I am directing the camp talent show. Um, and I am here to reconnect with my daughter, Laura, who is at the camp. Ever since I lost custody. By giving it up, I was kind of a strange from her

0:18:34
spk_0
 

by giving weather

0:18:35
spk_4
 

the custody of my daughter.

0:18:36
spk_0
 

You You came. You

0:18:38
spk_1
 

folded at the custody hearing. Correct?

0:18:41
spk_0
 

You had all the cards

0:18:44
spk_4
 

I had all the cards

0:18:45
spk_0
 

you had a full house. Metaphorically. Well,

0:18:48
spk_4
 

I can't bluff a full once you fold your

0:18:52
spk_0
 

Yeah, Yeah, as you fold

0:18:54
spk_1
 

it. And you made a big smile and looked up with the judge with sunglasses on and said, Good luck.

0:18:59
spk_0
 

Well, you tried

0:18:59
spk_3
 

to raise your ex wife and court.

0:19:02
spk_4
 

That's right. Um, I put her all in pre pretrial. And then once we saw the flop, I folded.

0:19:12
spk_2
 

And there was also other extremely other people involved in this trial as well. Like what? That filled

0:19:19
spk_4
 

home here was also Phil Ivey, Doyle Brunson's old corpse. Uh, spacing in the cast of that movie. 21. Was there

0:19:30
spk_3
 

all famous poker player?

0:19:32
spk_4
 

Yeah. Yeah, uh, they were the jury actually of this custody hearing, but yeah, I lost big time. Matt Damon was there. Um, Tobey Maguire was there, yelling at women, um, and pulling people. Michael Jordan was

0:19:50
spk_2
 

Michael Jordan was there, but he and he was betting on your the outcome.

0:19:53
spk_4
 

Hey was betting on the outcome, and he kept insisting that I have to gamble my dad's life on the line on I said, MJ, that didn't work for you. So that's kind of my story, but I'm really excited to reconnect with my daughter while my wife doesn't know I'm here. Um,

0:20:17
spk_3
 

now you're directing the talent show. Typically, talent shows aren't directed by an adult. They're just sort of signed up for right.

0:20:23
spk_0
 

What are some of the

0:20:23
spk_3
 

changes you're making in this?

0:20:25
spk_4
 

We'll be exclusively casting this. The director will be featured on stage and a lot of talent,

0:20:32
spk_0
 

and you're gonna be casting.

0:20:33
spk_3
 

But everybody that wants to show a talent has a talent will be sort of accepted, right? I mean, it's for morale.

0:20:38
spk_4
 

If it's a talent, if I find them to be talented,

0:20:42
spk_0
 

it's for morale this year. Um, yeah, well, I don't know if

0:20:45
spk_4
 

you just heard, but, um, morale, uh,

0:20:49
spk_2
 

get more out

0:20:50
spk_4
 

here. More out. Didn't want t o this year. Couldn't afford it. So we're starting a morale talent show.

0:20:56
spk_3
 

Yeah, He said that he would come for the Sunday barbecue when all the parents come to take home. But we really want him to here on Saturday. We want more. Wow. For sure. For a share.

0:21:06
spk_1
 

I heard someone screwed. I think it was you. It sounded like your voice. It was used screaming inside of the auditorium. Playing the trumpet is not a talent,

0:21:16
spk_4
 

huh? We'll have to scream over this fucking kids trumpet. They got this kid here. Um uh,

0:21:24
spk_2
 

Marvin Gillespie. Dizzy Gillespie, son, Who's famous fame in one of the famous Trump? The one

0:21:29
spk_1
 

you're thinking of the one that plays trumpet, Not the one that just stumbles around.

0:21:33
spk_0
 

Yeah, I am. I wish Dizzy Gillespie a good

0:21:38
spk_3
 

Dizzy Gillespie son, we wish,

0:21:40
spk_4
 

but no. Yeah, we got the bad one. We got Marvin trumpeting around all day long on it's like, Hey, man, you daddy, You are not, uh, so why don't you find a new talent on? So I give him, ah, script for ah, play, and we're gonna do a two person play together.

0:21:59
spk_3
 

So instead of playing, playing trumpet, you want him to act. It's just a different discipline altogether.

0:22:05
spk_4
 

Yeah, I wrote it. I read along to person play about Ah, like an old genius connecting with a young black kid from, like, a different background. And you're gonna play the

0:22:17
spk_0
 

young kid, right? You you're I I'm not gonna do the stuff. You think Thank you are because this is a lot like your roots reimagining. Haven't deja vu.

0:22:34
spk_2
 

I think, honestly, this feels like it's gonna lead Teoh bad things here.

0:22:37
spk_0
 

Todd, I'm like

0:22:38
spk_3
 

the rest of us. You really don't learn

0:22:40
spk_4
 

from your mistakes? Totally learned from our mistakes. I'm reconnecting with my daughter that I gave up in a drunken floor. The

0:22:46
spk_2
 

first act and your first act of reconnecting with her was turning her down for the the talent show. You said she was talentless.

0:22:54
spk_4
 

Well, I think that will motivate her. Um, we're doing We're doing second and third auditions and all the people who I said where talent can come back and prove me wrong. And

0:23:08
spk_0
 

you said your talent lists

0:23:10
spk_4
 

specifically to my daughter. Yes. I said, you are without talent right now. We're

0:23:16
spk_2
 

card. I get it. You're motivating her. It's like you're you're giving her that. That that that Dr of like I'm gonna prove my dad wrong. I'm gonna prove that I do have talent, which is something we've all done

0:23:27
spk_4
 

before. Yeah, I mean, that's the whole people need to be motivated by a father that didn't give them acceptance. Yeah, and then they'll do that to their kids. And they'll do that to their kids and it would be a cycle forever. And it will be. It will be very motivated, like you. Look at me. I'm so successful.

0:23:42
spk_0
 

Well, that's how we

0:23:42
spk_3
 

got America. Okay, that's how we got to this great place that America's at right now following the footsteps of our farming Daddy's of our founding dads.

0:23:54
spk_1
 

Gosh, that room in Pennsylvania that had all those Addie's, innit? Drawing up that Zaki document which

0:24:02
spk_0
 

we must rest back way have to respect

0:24:08
spk_4
 

bills, become obsessed with the Constitution.

0:24:11
spk_0
 

Love that. That's do shit. It's exactly what this country was built on. It shall not change. You shall obey. But you

0:24:22
spk_3
 

are trying to get some amendments

0:24:26
spk_1
 

but keeping the language that this country was built on because it's important we not lose our beginnings.

0:24:34
spk_2
 

Well, Bill, why don't you introduce yourself also after 25 minutes at

0:24:38
spk_1
 

that? My name is Bill Cravy. You all know me. I was a ah, basketball coach that was fired after throwing a tray of hot lasagna in the referee's face. That was premeditated. I had made the lasagna before the game, so I can't blame it on quickly going and making a hamburger helper. Ah, lasagna. Uh, then I tricked this Go by, uh, doing a Mrs Doubtfire. My name was Bethany Hart. I forget how that ended. Then I, uh what else did I

0:25:18
spk_4
 

turn into an ostrich

0:25:20
spk_1
 

ostrich in instead of estrogen and turned into an ostrich? Um, sick Berra roids. Take bear. I'd Grogan crow gain. I've been a bunch of different animals do to medicine mix ups. Um, medicine except medicine Mix that pharmacist unclear. Confused pharmacists with the Madison mix up. Illegible prescriptions lead to medicine mix ups. Doctor's fault. It was the doctors fault with a illegible perception.

0:25:57
spk_3
 

My chicken writes better than my doctor, so I'm sick.

0:26:01
spk_1
 

Doctor should be called Dr Scratch, so yeah. Uh what else? Uh, what else did I dio?

0:26:12
spk_2
 

Eventually we made

0:26:13
spk_0
 

it. Sam Silver was my age. That's right.

0:26:16
spk_1
 

I had my own show called Bill Dick Uselessness when I was in Hollywood. Um, the most recently I almost married Bug Sahn Um Ah. And he was either going to

0:26:32
spk_0
 

have it was very close

0:26:34
spk_1
 

to me because I had two choices. I was either gonna be all my organs were going to be harvested or I was going to be killed and one obviously is good and the other one is bad. Yes. Thankfully,

0:26:49
spk_2
 

I didn't happen, though. Thankfully,

0:26:51
spk_4
 

whatever was wondering this. Look, we blew up this colt at the wedding of Bugs on where you're supposed to marry him. Yes. How did we escape again with all the 90 stars that were in our helicopter and all that we can say is, who cares? It doesn't matter. We're here now.

0:27:11
spk_1
 

18 minute crescendo that built perfectly and didn't have weird dips. Are anything

0:27:21
spk_0
 

living in there were losers.

0:27:22
spk_3
 

Pretend it's always the present moment and the mistakes you've made in the past can effect

0:27:26
spk_0
 

in the in the in, the in the chaos

0:27:29
spk_1
 

That was the end of last season. We did all meet our demons. Except for Todd Maduro. We

0:27:36
spk_0
 

grew its absolute So I feel healthy now. We're healthy now, healthy, mentally, physically, emotionally healthy. And we're

0:27:45
spk_2
 

in a lot of ways back back in into, ah scenario that makes us comfortable, right? We all love interacting with bright young Children who are are looking to make themselves better

0:27:56
spk_4
 

with changing lives. And

0:27:58
spk_1
 

that's exciting. Yeah, Yeah, I'm doing some of the sports here at camp. You know, whether it be archery. I'm helping out with that canoe racing,

0:28:09
spk_3
 

Teaching boxing lessons to me. I'm teaching boxing lessons is I need to not let for my stress.

0:28:14
spk_1
 

You have to in order to be really for men to be close to themselves. Not only do you have to get your mind right, you also have to box.

0:28:28
spk_4
 

It's how you really show the world that you figured yourself out. Is that you've started getting strong by hitting things.

0:28:33
spk_1
 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, That's what I

0:28:35
spk_3
 

found is that I need a place Teoh let my energy out. My anger, all that stuff and learning to fight is helping me be kinder.

0:28:45
spk_2
 

Yeah, really? I've noticed that because you don't ever You don't develop a pattern When when The way you express yourself is through aggression that doesn't turn into a pattern that leads into other the ways you treat

0:28:58
spk_1
 

us. You don't replace the bag with other things like

0:29:02
spk_4
 

your Walgreens. I thought it was great when they when they overcharged you for that Nutri Grain bar. And you told the manager to put up her dukes?

0:29:10
spk_0
 

Absolutely. Absolutely. I wasn't gonna sucker puncher. I was gonna

0:29:15
spk_3
 

we were gonna have, you know, a gentleman's duel in boxing match right there in the water.

0:29:19
spk_2
 

And thankfully, it didn't come to blows because that would have been horrible. She gave you.

0:29:24
spk_4
 

She beat the crap. But,

0:29:25
spk_0
 

thank God. Thank God you would a crack at her. I saw you in that Walgreens you

0:29:33
spk_1
 

backed up into the corner. This little man came over and started rubbing wax all over your face.

0:29:37
spk_4
 

You were throwing up into a bucket?

0:29:39
spk_0
 

Yeah, I was. I was throwing up into a bucket. I was begging this guy to throw a towel in, and he said, I think you got one more round in you. She beat me up all the way back into receiving in the back. Yeah. You were backed up into the corner, All of us. Somebody

0:29:54
spk_1
 

was screaming over on the side from the pharmacy. Just going like,

0:29:58
spk_0
 

Hey, better get off the robes. Well, that

0:30:00
spk_4
 

was me. I lost 40 grand on that match.

0:30:03
spk_0
 

What? You bet you bet on me to win this? Oh, Russ,

0:30:08
spk_4
 

I bet Don King 40 grand. You Well,

0:30:11
spk_0
 

I have tickets speaking a died. God, he's cool. He's back from the grave back it I love it is going back from the great

0:30:19
spk_4
 

back taking advantage of these young men who just want to fight. It's amazing.

0:30:23
spk_1
 

I actually have tickets to you, somebody skipping you in the line at the Ralphs Deli. Next.

0:30:30
spk_0
 

What? Things up? Is this king? Is this king promoting?

0:30:37
spk_4
 

Yeah, that's it's all King. Yeah, he's He found a line cutter from from Atlanta, Ga. And he's gonna cut you off and probably the crap out. Yeah, well,

0:30:47
spk_3
 

we'll see what happens to this guy. We'll see what happens to this guy. You're really sweating. I only got two things, baby. It's cooking eggs and hitting the gym.

0:30:56
spk_1
 

Well, listen, we're going to get you trained up, okay? I love I love being your manager. I love it. It's one of my It's honestly making me feel, so get

0:31:05
spk_3
 

good. I appreciate. And I love your new style. I love your little rolled up Beanie, your old sweat suit.

0:31:11
spk_0
 

You look great. Yeah, I Look, I looked

0:31:14
spk_1
 

like Rocky Balboa if he just got out of a coma. Yeah, absolutely. Like I'm below the waist. It is just like I'm skin and bones. Very top heavy, Very top heavy. And I am constantly got a big ass ring. A sweat around my

0:31:30
spk_0
 

neck. Big ring. A sweat. Well, I like I appreciate. I know you're working as hard as I am. Way and give the legs. Give me the late Oh,

0:31:49
spk_1
 

wow. Well, that's not very exciting. One of those little bag. You should

0:31:56
spk_4
 

get a bad You shouldn't be the bag.

0:31:58
spk_0
 

Sorry. Sorry about that. My God, you really You trade his head like a speed back about that once I go. Hey, how down? I'm gonna get upside down. I'm gonna hang myself up. No, no, no, Don't e o right off. All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry Your teeth fell out. Uh

0:32:24
spk_2
 

oh, gosh. My perfectly in line teeth. I gotta go. No. Well, guys, you know, as you guys know, I'm sort of the the front, the whole front office. I kind of run the whole front office of the camp in my whole, my whole job is Teoh. You keep things running smoothly at camp. I don't want to be here, so I'm gonna try to do the same thing with the podcast. You know, uh,

0:32:48
spk_0
 

this is not a day camp. Not a day

0:32:50
spk_2
 

camp. This this case? Yeah. This is sleepaway camp that you know has varying leaks of sessions. We do five sessions of summer a sort as a weekend, some as long as a full mine.

0:33:02
spk_0
 

Let's be clear

0:33:03
spk_3
 

on the sleep way day camp, right? It is a sleep away camp for the kids. They have to be here overnight, and it's a day camp for the councillors

0:33:12
spk_0
 

Wear all day. We clock in 9 to 5 and we're optional to

0:33:17
spk_3
 

stay overnight If we want.

0:33:18
spk_4
 

Right. Some of us who can't afford staying anywhere else might be sleeping around the camp. Yeah,

0:33:23
spk_0
 

there was like

0:33:24
spk_1
 

we came in and they hired us pretty quickly. They were like, Oh, you guys, stop that cult that was at that college. We like you guys

0:33:31
spk_4
 

ever since your documentary Wild Wild Build

0:33:34
spk_1
 

While Rob Bell's Wow! Wow, it was wild Wild, But yeah, while Rob, a lot of people thought it was about that. All that other guy, Wild Bill Hickok. Yes, yeah, no, but ah, lot of people tune in for that, and they get a fuckin ah guy growing hair for his master. And he's gonna like. It was It was weird. I was.

0:33:54
spk_4
 

But we've got that name recognition. And this day and age, that's all that matters, is there? Yeah.

0:33:59
spk_1
 

And we that we came in, they were like, No, no, no. This isn't a day camp for you guys. You have to stay overnight. We can't just leave Children here, right? So, I mean, I don't know what happened, but one thing led to another. And the guy who was interviewing us, uh, let's just say we tied a pretty, pretty heavy weight around his leg, and we and we then we bear way drowned swimming with officially there in the Podd. Um, they won't be back.

0:34:27
spk_4
 

Yeah. I mean, ever since he left at night, there's been some rustling and some, like someone's been seen wandering around in a hockey mask. I'm sure unrelated because we drowned this

0:34:38
spk_0
 

way. This kid mom showed up. Super pitchers. Bob. What a lunatic. Yeah, she was a little crazy. Lady comes. It's screaming about her stupid side. It's like way. Don't know. Check the bottom of the lake, you idiot. Kill It will never see her again. Honestly and honestly. By the way, that

0:35:03
spk_3
 

reminds you. We need to go to Home Depot and pick up more cinderblocks.

0:35:06
spk_4
 

Oh, yeah.

0:35:07
spk_1
 

Oh, yeah. We got to make sure he's tied down.

0:35:09
spk_2
 

Also, I cleared out Jason's apartment that he had here at the camp. Hey, doesn't he? Doesn't have, Like, we can use his

0:35:17
spk_3
 

a fuck pad in there.

0:35:19
spk_0
 

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have one of the fact pad for so long.

0:35:29
spk_4
 

For the first time you thought about was it a kid's naked? I'm hopefully close with my daughter, Natsume, and I just care. I can't be having sex with random women.

0:35:40
spk_0
 

What does it mean to be hopefully

0:35:41
spk_4
 

close? Well, I am here at the camp. I'm again motivating her through aggression. And I'm hoping that we could create a relationship. I think some of my problems that I haven't dealt with the people have neglected in my past and now trying to connect with my daughter s. Oh,

0:35:59
spk_0
 

yeah. This sounds like

0:35:59
spk_1
 

a disgusting little house that a man used to live in that we drowned.

0:36:03
spk_4
 

Um oh, you're talking about Freddie?

0:36:06
spk_1
 

Oh, I was talking about Jason.

0:36:08
spk_4
 

Oi. Drawn Freddie. Also the guy in the house in the back.

0:36:11
spk_0
 

Maintenance guy Yeah. The man is going with the weird Little goes

0:36:15
spk_1
 

up. If Tom Green shows up, I swear to God.

0:36:19
spk_0
 

Well, this guy kept

0:36:20
spk_4
 

asking Daddy if you wanted some sauce is so drab is ask

0:36:24
spk_0
 

you just You just

0:36:25
spk_3
 

drowned him, right? You didn't do anything else to him. Burn him alive. Okay, good, good, good.

0:36:32
spk_4
 

Um, well, Aziz, we always do. Why don't we take a quick break? Because

0:36:38
spk_2
 

there's marry some announcements that the camp might need to make eso we'll take a break. Uh, did you have something you needed? Teoh Add to that, Todd. No. Okay. Just making sure, uh, cools the Walters take a quick little break and then we'll be back.

0:36:52
spk_3
 

We're gonna take a break.

0:36:53
spk_4
 

I wanted to a quick break.

0:36:58
spk_5
 

Attention, campers, this is Brad with your camp announcements. Nobody had diarrhea yesterday. It sounded like it in cabin Todd, but that was just a video up I found anyway. Never mind. Attention, campers. The scampi has turned. Do not eat scampi. Well,

0:37:21
spk_2
 

yeah, You know, we were really excited to be back here camp. I want to be here. Obviously, we all have very, you know, emotional ties to this this camp. That's where we met. A choice is wearing each other originally

0:37:33
spk_1
 

where I lost my virginity.

0:37:34
spk_4
 

Me, too.

0:37:35
spk_2
 

Um Okay, let's move on from anywhere. Where?

0:37:40
spk_4
 

Um, the third, The third elm tree. A

0:37:45
spk_1
 

meaty. Was it late at night? Oh, yes.

0:37:54
spk_0
 

Because they're faster. Virginity of the third country. What was it after the after the final party,

0:38:00
spk_1
 

or you You did it earlier?

0:38:01
spk_4
 

Yeah. Was the It was the party where it was. Men dresses, man or man dresses women our Jim dressed as a war room

0:38:08
spk_1
 

and me united to Yeah,

0:38:11
spk_2
 

men wait Men dressed this men and women dresses women And

0:38:14
spk_0
 

you are confusing. And, you know, it was years late last night. Mine was because I love with

0:38:24
spk_1
 

a a sort of a Betsy Ross tight.

0:38:28
spk_4
 

Yeah, that was the party. I went. Thio was so in flags the whole time. It

0:38:37
spk_0
 

really is. No, but a lot of people there were a lot of different you. Why don't

0:38:41
spk_3
 

you describe your sexual experience? Because in one,

0:38:44
spk_0
 

if I'm being honest, I

0:38:46
spk_3
 

think it sounds like you guys way about each other. Sam just hooked up with I'm saying Yeah,

0:38:54
spk_0
 

no, it was It was a full on experience. Why? I guess we describe the experience on three. I will say

0:39:00
spk_3
 

123 So it's fair. Okay, lets go. Get one, 23 Quick, quick, quick, quick.

0:39:11
spk_4
 

Okay, so we both had a quick experience.

0:39:14
spk_0
 

Doesn't mean anything. That is always quick. So why don't we get a little more specific? I mean, anything

0:39:20
spk_3
 

but it, but it is the same. I mean, we are still on the same

0:39:23
spk_1
 

week experience near the third l'm trade. You know, it's not that it's not the same thing again.

0:39:30
spk_3
 

San to three confusing. Okay, so it was quick and confusing for both. Yeah.

0:39:39
spk_0
 

What do you remember,

0:39:39
spk_1
 

right, your partner.

0:39:40
spk_4
 

I guess it was like a pretty, um, haphazardly thrown together. Angelina Jolie, I guess. Okay. Like, very seductive. Um,

0:39:54
spk_1
 

right from like, uh, I was dressed his Angelina Jolie from a red

0:40:00
spk_2
 

carpet where she her She kissed her dad. So this seems pretty obvious. Guys, you don't have to be in an angry scientists writing on the wall here.

0:40:09
spk_0
 

We'll do one more. One more just to confirm because I think I'm with you. Heard. I think this is definite. It is that one more confirmation when it's

0:40:19
spk_4
 

not a big deal. If it wa

0:40:21
spk_2
 

snow, it's just bills. We've mints. We spend three minutes trying to figure

0:40:25
spk_0
 

out who cares about the podcast.

0:40:29
spk_3
 

Let's do this. Okay. One, 232 penises.

0:40:36
spk_0
 

You guys you guys had sex with and like we said that way. Okay,

0:40:42
spk_2
 

well, we may never get to the bottom of that, but we've got

0:40:44
spk_4
 

way got to jealous people. That's all I'm saying.

0:40:48
spk_2
 

I'm not jealous. Jealous? No, I'm not jealous That you guys having sex for the first time at camp. Okay, I was I was happy to be a virgin when I was at camp because I could focus on the things that I cared about and the things that the care of the kids at this camp today care about. Which is making friends, doing experiments and playing physical activity.

0:41:08
spk_3
 

Yeah. Plus, you guys know I love to fuck. Uh, I'm having a sex pad, huh? I mean, anyone who talks about sex as much as I do, you know what I mean? You know, they actually fought

0:41:19
spk_4
 

until you connect a bit.

0:41:20
spk_0
 

Absolutely. Absolutely. I had a hologram girlfriend. Baby, I'm not

0:41:28
spk_4
 

backing away.

0:41:28
spk_3
 

Yeah, as a hologram.

0:41:30
spk_2
 

Well, you know, we all actually did meet each other when we were teammates in the annual camp versus camp competition here. Camp. I don't want to be

0:41:38
spk_4
 

triathlon. Tr y Athlon.

0:41:41
spk_3
 

Try your hardest is the motto of Camp,

0:41:43
spk_2
 

Yes, and and that is a tradition that's been going on for decades. And it continues now. And we, of course, are the sort of head coaches you could say for the you could say, because you're just pretty much ahead.

0:41:59
spk_0
 

Well, the kids getting burned building kits call

0:42:02
spk_2
 

me the head coach, but it's not a reference to being heavily. Absolutely no. It's because I'm the sort of point man. I'm the one who's, like, sort of

0:42:12
spk_4
 

taken illegally do card to the point. Demand also.

0:42:14
spk_2
 

Well, it's not that I'm pointing. It's that my limbs air small so they seem more more pointy and sharp.

0:42:21
spk_0
 

There, your arms are so small

0:42:23
spk_3
 

that when you stand, you look like a nice oscillates triangle from your feet to your head.

0:42:26
spk_2
 

Yeah, well, that's your guys interpretation, but I think the kids look at me with their

0:42:31
spk_0
 

sons. Everybody's interpretation. They call you point man were you guys used? Teoh Do we used to? I was just going to say, Do you

0:42:41
spk_1
 

guys remember that ancient God I saw Seles should do? I

0:42:47
spk_3
 

don't have much to say about me.

0:42:48
spk_2
 

Oh, in the triathlon, there are Of course, uh, there's it's a triathlon because it is a play on three, the triathlon. So there are three different activities in the triathlon, and you guys all sort of have taken the lead on one. Obviously, uh uh, I'm

0:43:07
spk_4
 

running the speech and forensics part of it. Right. Um so I'm in charge of getting the kids prepared, eloquent for that kind of competitive aspect and also, uh, figuring out crimes, right? Yes. So I'm created. It's ah, they give a monologue from a Shakespearean play, and then they solve a riel intricate crime, and whoever solves the crime quickest moves on to the next part.

0:43:34
spk_0
 

And what is that

0:43:35
spk_3
 

I'm seeing this year is the crime scene. The whole Jason thing,

0:43:38
spk_4
 

The drowning of Jason. Well,

0:43:41
spk_1
 

nobody knows about

0:43:42
spk_4
 

nobody knows about that. And, you know, we cleaned up the evidence pretty well, then admitting to it on air and now being Podd and screwed telling his mom. We killed her son. It would be a

0:43:52
spk_3
 

block. We're going to see her again. We will never see her again. She stormed

0:43:58
spk_1
 

off to some cabin in a shadow.

0:44:00
spk_0
 

Yeah, Yeah.

0:44:02
spk_4
 

Um, by the way, this quick, my chainsaw is missing. Uh,

0:44:09
spk_0
 

so is my pick axe.

0:44:12
spk_2
 

And he has them. And, uh, my sweater is missing.

0:44:15
spk_0
 

I, you know, you were truly unusual. Is my

0:44:21
spk_3
 

biggest chef's knife is missing. Oh, man, from the kitchen, those things

0:44:25
spk_2
 

are all not related. Their kids, kids, they're going to steal stuff. That's what kids dio kids there the way, Obviously, Todd Year writing the forensics and speech portion. Uh, Bill, you are running the sort of athletic portion of the

0:44:46
spk_1
 

way. I mean, I am. You know, I've had a lot of different urges in my life, and a lot of them have been sports. Eso I am, you know, doing the canoe racing. Ah, portion and the archery. Um, and

0:45:02
spk_4
 

you fix the whole issue with the canoes?

0:45:07
spk_0
 

Not yet used to use

0:45:08
spk_3
 

the canoes as the backdrop for the archery. Yeah,

0:45:13
spk_0
 

some of the canoes have tons of holes in them. From arrows. Yeah. Yeah, Well, I left

0:45:18
spk_1
 

the bull's eyes. Um uh, well, I didn't buy them. Eso I've been using the canoes as the bulls eyes, um, and then people run off with because it's kind of like, uh, you have to do you have to shoot the bull's eyes, and then you have to run to the canoe, and then you take the canoe over, you take it across the lake, and then you run up the hill and you, um, milk the cow. Yes. You milk the cow really quickly. And what you have a gallon of milk, but then you

0:45:52
spk_3
 

really quickly milk out a gallon.

0:45:55
spk_4
 

But it's the gallon truck. It's

0:45:57
spk_0
 

the gallon challenge. Unpasteurized. This is fresh hot milk straight from the

0:46:03
spk_1
 

cheat on. And then you scale the side of that rock face. And then at the top of that, you Ah, you But your chicken. You make my chicken right. Um, and then you can cross the finish line once you've served the fried chicken shoe, the patrons,

0:46:26
spk_3
 

right? And that brings us to my portion. I am holding the finish line. I'm

0:46:33
spk_0
 

just trying to keep it simple

0:46:34
spk_3
 

this year. You know, in the past, I've I've sort of gotten wrapped up trying to do too much. And so I'm just I'm keeping it simple. I'm I'm I'm firing the gun at the beginning. Blanks and them. I'm

0:46:48
spk_0
 

not doing anything in the middle.

0:46:50
spk_3
 

And I go right to the end across the lake, and I hold up the finish on and I just wait for the kids too, and there's nothing to mess up.

0:46:57
spk_4
 

You've got those two jobs, and every day will practice these from 6 to 7. T trigger the kids prepared. And so far, you have failed at both jobs in different ways. Every time.

0:47:06
spk_3
 

Yes, I've picked up the wrong gun and I brought my own. I brought my desert eagle from home instead of this instead of the small revolver that has blanks in it.

0:47:14
spk_4
 

Yesterday you fired the finish line. Uh, you you use the finish line is a gun at the beginning. And then he shot the gun as kids were crossing confusing,

0:47:26
spk_3
 

really confusing cause they all just started over. They started.

0:47:30
spk_2
 

Yeah, And you know, I have, of course, been pushing to add 1/4 category on academics category because that would be a place where I was useful. But the camp director from our camp and from the other camp has said No, no, no, we don't need that. I think we'll keep it simple, keep it small and keep it the way it's always been. We don't need to add Ah ah sort of tribute portion, anything like that. But I'm

0:47:50
spk_4
 

keeping my fingers crossed. Honestly, if they you don't watch themselves, they're going to end up at the bottom of lake. If you understand my meaning

0:47:56
spk_1
 

way. Know what you mean? Well, I mean, Howard, listen, I honestly I love coaching. I love teaching people out of milk cows make fried chicken and all this stuff, but I really have my eye on the M. C. Ah, uh,

0:48:14
spk_0
 

master of ceremony, the master of ceremonies, which is right, this kid Brad's

0:48:18
spk_2
 

normally reserved for a kid who who sort of it's a reward.

0:48:21
spk_1
 

Eloquent, Did he knows how to, like, talk to large crowds and, like, get people in line, read directions, and I fell in love with it. I got on it

0:48:32
spk_4
 

because Brett breads also been doing the Friday Your mix up. You've read it can't mix up. It's like a little pep rally. Brad hosts and introduces everybody there.

0:48:44
spk_1
 

Yeah, but unfortunately, this past Friday, he randomly got locked in his barracks. Yeah, it was unbelievable. He got fully locked up and boarded up just trying

0:48:53
spk_4
 

to his bed right

0:48:55
spk_0
 

into his bed. I don't know how he got thing that this kid's kept the doors.

0:48:58
spk_3
 

Don't lock way. Don't want toe out of these, but,

0:49:01
spk_0
 

I mean, how who? How did that happen? Teoh? You jumping

0:49:10
spk_3
 

around right now, You see? Very nervous.

0:49:11
spk_1
 

No, no.

0:49:12
spk_4
 

I mean, I've got the forensics team on that crime scene trying to figure it out.

0:49:16
spk_0
 

They find anything?

0:49:17
spk_4
 

Well, the family bunch of teeth. So

0:49:23
spk_0
 

that's one thing that is so, so traceable. Classically thes air kids gonna take fingerprints everywhere, But there is a greasy fried chicken fingers. Are they saying that the perpetrator left an oil painting him doing oil bodies? Only

0:49:43
spk_4
 

body oils, and he's got his little signature at the bottom.

0:49:47
spk_0
 

His cute little signature.

0:49:50
spk_4
 

I just see a big being a big C m and scribbles after each of Columbia. I don't know, but we have the top forensics team on it. Uh, they've been coming to me with a lot of info, and I've been compiling it with me in charge We were.

0:50:05
spk_1
 

Here's what I will say is the painting doesn't fit. That's all I'm gonna say. Well,

0:50:09
spk_4
 

and if it doesn't, you will. Acquit way will acquit. Uh,

0:50:14
spk_1
 

you saw me host. I mean, it went pretty well. I thought

0:50:17
spk_0
 

Yeah, yeah,

0:50:18
spk_4
 

I mean, there's a lot of flops. What? There's a nervous shake, and you're having a little trouble keeping the mic anywhere near your face.

0:50:24
spk_0
 

You keep looking off to the left of the stage. I'm not sure who you're looking to or four, right? Well, I mean, I think I'm gonna

0:50:33
spk_1
 

need, like, a cue card guys

0:50:35
spk_0
 

may bring to the left of the men were. So I need the cue

0:50:38
spk_1
 

card guy in front. No idea. Realize that

0:50:40
spk_4
 

could be really be hard, cause Howard, you

0:50:42
spk_0
 

don't have a lot of responsibility training a lot of free time. You have a lot of free time. And you guys, you guys are

0:50:47
spk_2
 

so busy in here. Yeah. Every time I text you guys, us have something going on. So I mean, I would if you guys hear of any openings or anything going around that I could I could sort of gets on TV. It would be great.

0:50:58
spk_4
 

I think all this free time is great for you. It's a great victory for you to get out of here for a little bit and find yourself

0:51:04
spk_0
 

way our swat You ever there's

0:51:08
spk_1
 

this new thing that a lot of people are doing that I really believe in. It is taking time for yourself, You selfish people taking time for themselves.

0:51:19
spk_3
 

Self care is so important if you already don't care about anyone else. Yeah,

0:51:24
spk_4
 

yeah. And you should really I think that would be great for you, you know, Maybe take a rake E class. I

0:51:32
spk_3
 

hear that the Breaky classes in Japan are really

0:51:36
spk_4
 

and far

0:51:36
spk_2
 

right. Well, you know, I do have responsibilities here. I am sort of in charge

0:51:41
spk_4
 

of making sure

0:51:42
spk_1
 

Breaky class in Japan,

0:51:44
spk_2
 

you know, I'll think about it. And you know, there is a town at the bottom of the hill that's got like, maybe, you know, like I could take some pottery classes or like like, go see how the movies I want to see

0:51:54
spk_4
 

a great push. It's a great way to meet somebody else in a similarly friendless situation is a pottery class or something like that.

0:52:02
spk_1
 

Wow. All right, you don't make a thing that will clutter up your house.

0:52:07
spk_2
 

Well, yes, I don't. I do. I did take the smallest, the smallest room here, so I don't have a lot of space for stuff. But, I mean, I just I feel like you guys definitely do say a lot. They didn't have to take the boiler room. If I could save the camp a few pennies by taking a smaller

0:52:24
spk_0
 

That's the boiling room. That's where it's quite. It's where

0:52:29
spk_4
 

we boil. All of the food

0:52:30
spk_3
 

is really boil the potatoes and the shrimp and, you know,

0:52:33
spk_2
 

dirty clothes hot. It's hot in there, but I'm close toe the food, so it's fine. I don't know if you guys just if you have some free time, which and hey, I'm not going to stop checking in. If you guys have free time,

0:52:45
spk_4
 

maybe let's get your movie.

0:52:46
spk_2
 

Yeah, I love that

0:52:47
spk_0
 

way. Don't

0:52:48
spk_4
 

need to set a date or a time right now, but it definitely hit me up about

0:52:51
spk_2
 

Yeah, you guys, I'll text you guys later this week.

0:52:54
spk_0
 

we bring out

0:52:54
spk_2
 

anymore? I I'll text you guys later this week and and we'll set it up, and And if you guys need any help with the competition, it's really

0:53:04
spk_0
 

are Oh, sweetie, I was This is so crazy. I was just

0:53:10
spk_3
 

thinking about how we need to hang out more real. I was right before you said it. I was already thinking,

0:53:16
spk_2
 

Wow, that makes me feel good, cause I have felt kind of disconnect. You

0:53:19
spk_4
 

guys getting my texts

0:53:21
spk_2
 

now? I haven't.

0:53:24
spk_0
 

You sent

0:53:24
spk_1
 

me a Facebook message, and I just I didn't see it. I'm sorry. You You said it. Yeah, I guess you sent me a basic. Can I just

0:53:36
spk_2
 

be blunt with you guys for a second? We're gonna be so

0:53:39
spk_4
 

I still be Todd.

0:53:42
spk_2
 

Yes. I'll be blunt, and you can be yourself. You're changing your name now? No, I'm not

0:53:46
spk_4
 

sure. What is it? Blood.

0:53:47
spk_2
 

No, I just feel like, you know, at summer camp is where we all connected originally. And part of me thought coming into summer camp this this summer that that this will be a chance for us to reconnect after I felt kind of disconnected, You know, I've gone through a lot of changes over the last couple of years.

0:54:05
spk_0
 

Have you?

0:54:05
spk_2
 

I have, You know, I had sex for the first time. I died and I came back to life. I lost my body. You sacrificed my body for you, Bill. And I just thought maybe coming back to camp was a chance for the four Horsemen to get back together and get out there and be the friends that we used to be instead of the friends that we are now, which is three friends and a guy that they sort of, like, let be

0:54:28
spk_3
 

around, um, and stuff. I was there for it all, but I swear to God, I forgot. Like all of that stuff. Yeah. I just couldn't

0:54:40
spk_1
 

keep it a sacrifice. Your body for me?

0:54:43
spk_4
 

Yeah. That's what my mind tube want. Um,

0:54:47
spk_0
 

I think let's from here on. Thanks for sharing, but again, you whatever you want, I think the

0:54:56
spk_4
 

big take away here Is that your name?

0:54:58
spk_0
 

It's now wear dressy Goes with that change. Look, OK,

0:55:07
spk_2
 

you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna hold out hope because honestly camp, I don't want to be here. Is is the place that made me. And I think it's the place that can change us.

0:55:16
spk_0
 

Lett's I'm gonna make

0:55:18
spk_1
 

a camp announcement tonight. When Brad gets locked up in his room. They here in new name is blunt.

0:55:28
spk_4
 

Oh, blood. Come here. Come here. From you're on a or just friends. Now,

0:55:35
spk_2
 

if the honestly if you calling me blunt means that we can actually be friends who hang out,

0:55:41
spk_0
 

I'll I'll take it. I'll take you can

0:55:43
spk_2
 

call me Blunt Levis. Sam, are you

0:55:49
spk_0
 

OK? Just so moved by this blood. Oh, care.

0:56:04
spk_2
 

It's on a little thick. It feels like a show to me.

0:56:08
spk_0
 

Shut up!

0:56:09
spk_4
 

Well, you heard a real breakthrough. It's not often that men to share their feelings and hear each other like we just did

0:56:15
spk_0
 

with so much closer to you. Stay as that feels good. That feels very good. I think

0:56:26
spk_4
 

I'm excited for right now in the moment is tomorrow We've got the big 24 hour hike.

0:56:32
spk_0
 

Yes, yeah, yeah, it's no phones. Was your particular kids out into the world of mass notion taking up two kids trail which is not

0:56:49
spk_2
 

named for what you think it is? This isn't where a bunch of young goats were killed?

0:56:54
spk_4
 

No, they weren't kids. Like what you would call young Goat. Now it's where a bunch of Children passed away

0:57:00
spk_0
 

from a long hike. Will

0:57:02
spk_4
 

they pass? They passed on natural from natural height causes, and we're taking him up to and it's it's gonna be a big It creates a lot of trust and bonding, and kids really have to deal with the element.

0:57:15
spk_1
 

We gotta go through Preteen Skeleton Valley. That's right,

0:57:19
spk_2
 

which is pretty, which is pretty treacherous. It's it's It's a pretty steep on.

0:57:24
spk_4
 

Think it's not a bunch of weird, spooky Halloween skeletons out there. These are the skeletons of young preteen.

0:57:30
spk_2
 

Yes, thank yeah, on then. Of course. We camp, uh, at ah, burning Adolescents Cove. Yes. Which is, of course, where

0:57:43
spk_4
 

now where a bunch of kids hang out for a week

0:57:47
spk_2
 

and it's burning. Not a little burning man. No, It's where a out of

0:57:51
spk_4
 

control here. Just a little

0:57:52
spk_0
 

bit. A little burning man. It's so fun. I love that you borrow

0:57:59
spk_1
 

their you know, you barter there.

0:58:01
spk_4
 

Yes, Yes, you barter free brother. Tiny thing.

0:58:03
spk_1
 

I heard a little pieces

0:58:05
spk_2
 

from Patrick Schwarzenegger. That his dad actually spent a lot of time at Little Burning Man Arnold Flippy Little are Schwarzenegger was it was a hit at little Burning man.

0:58:15
spk_4
 

But I think that this this is gonna be a great I'm hoping to bond with my daughter Laura on this hike a little bit on, um, you know, set up a tent, go fishing, and when it doesn't succeed, get quietly angry at the thing and make her sit in silence. Well, I aggressively tried to set up a tent.

0:58:32
spk_3
 

Would you try to do it? Yeah.

0:58:34
spk_4
 

She'll learn from watching. We get angry. Uh,

0:58:38
spk_0
 

maybe you guys

0:58:39
spk_3
 

could connect in the cave of last screams.

0:58:44
spk_0
 

Yeah. Yeah, that is the most exciting.

0:58:46
spk_2
 

Which that's not what you think. It's not a cave where you watch scream three. No,

0:58:51
spk_3
 

no, no, no.

0:58:52
spk_4
 

Uh, scream because Well, so we don't respect scream for No, it's not you on on teacherslounge screen for is not

0:59:01
spk_0
 

know Scream one Scream to Scream three. Scary Movie Too Scary Movie one. No,

0:59:12
spk_1
 

there were scary movies after that. First and then after another team moving

0:59:17
spk_4
 

out. Another two movie is for us. Scream seven. Yes, but that's not know that cave is the cave with the cave of last screams. Is the cave with the bear from annihilation? Um, and we have to destroy the bear. Yeah, but I mean, are you guys nervous at all about the hike? Because we haven't done any of our food shopping? I don't

0:59:39
spk_1
 

know. I'm most nervous about Billy Ray Cyrus Ridge, because apparently if you have a kid get some to lost up there, they'll get shoved into show business.

0:59:53
spk_3
 

We've heard we've heard the rumors of Billary Cyrus up on that ridge. Yeah, just looking to prey on young

0:59:58
spk_0
 

job. I mean, I'm gonna be leading the hike

1:00:00
spk_1
 

because I don't think Brad's gonna be able to make it. I'm gonna because walking backwards, yelling towards the group

1:00:06
spk_4
 

and they look entertaining a little.

1:00:07
spk_1
 

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I hope it really starts. Richest Tough.

1:00:11
spk_3
 

Careful. If we do see Billy Ray Cyrus because you could be susceptible to those powerful Hollywood types, Yes. What happened? Don't tell his heart and box. I will never tell. It's hard. Anything again,

1:00:23
spk_4
 

you break it thinking it's break. This sort of ever seen

1:00:25
spk_0
 

is. And you know what?

1:00:28
spk_3
 

That's immature Yeah. Just haven't achey breaky heart and put it on other people. Okay,

1:00:33
spk_4
 

Well, I just don't think you understand here.

1:00:36
spk_3
 

Okay, I've heard this before.

1:00:38
spk_4
 

I e

1:00:40
spk_1
 

I might go on and tell this man. Yeah,

1:00:44
spk_4
 

that's right.

1:00:45
spk_2
 

Yeah. My big hope for the hike, honestly, is obviously we've We've divided the campers up. Where all the chaperones from the smallest. Weakest in the strongest. Yes. Uh, and smallest and weakest. Go first. Yeah,

1:00:56
spk_4
 

smallest and weakest first,

1:00:58
spk_3
 

and will be with the strongest.

1:01:00
spk_2
 

Well, you guys have all sort of taken your groups that we It's frustrating that we do in the way that we do The kids actually get to pick. It's kind of like the voice where the kids get to pick who gets to be there. Chaperoned root. You guys obviously have more kids than you can handle. And I have zero. How Adam Levine is there. Yeah, Adam, Some some kid chose Adam

1:01:18
spk_4
 

chose Levin. We're gonna beat living out this time. I

1:01:21
spk_2
 

was Absolutely I have zero kids. I'm gonna running.

1:01:28
spk_0
 

What? What do you think?

1:01:30
spk_4
 

The I think this could be a great opportunity. You know what? Why don't you join me? in my group. Really? Yeah. You're blind. I am talking to block. OK, we've got Brad. That's, like in the cabin, but also in the strong group. I've got Big Brad and he's gonna be kids. He's gonna be carrying me for a lot of it. So maybe conjoined are Gruber. What kind of team Up? Because Aziz you. Now I've got what doctors call broken legs on. So it could be tough for me to do the whole hike.

1:02:02
spk_3
 

It's okay. I'm gonna bring a boom box bumping. Hey, Uh oh. You should be fine to go.

1:02:07
spk_4
 

Thank you. That'll help that. That, uh, what s our

1:02:12
spk_1
 

God? That song is good. I love it every time

1:02:16
spk_2
 

it comes on to Well, you know that, Honestly, that

1:02:18
spk_0
 

that's good blunt.

1:02:19
spk_2
 

Now, that makes me excited. I was worried I was gonna have to spend the whole hike by myself. And honestly, there are a few places we go that get kind of scary, uh, for individual adults. So it's gonna be nice to be with a group

1:02:31
spk_0
 

I love when you show us your software

1:02:33
spk_4
 

signs. Is your being very voted with something about this? The body of a tiny man whose name is similar. Darl, Schwarzenegger has made you a little more open and honest, and it's making me feel open and on.

1:02:44
spk_0
 

That's great. Whether you share some what? Sure. Something

1:02:46
spk_3
 

that really means something to us. Um, I'll start.

1:02:50
spk_0
 

Yeah, just anyone who feels. I think there's something super

1:02:53
spk_1
 

vulnerable. Like mellitus share. Um,

1:02:56
spk_4
 

okay, here's mine. Um, sometimes, if given the choice Ali Raisin Bran,

1:03:09
spk_0
 

That is so Isa

1:03:11
spk_4
 

Cereal. Yeah, Like

1:03:12
spk_0
 

a serial.

1:03:13
spk_4
 

Yes. Whoa. Uh huh.

1:03:15
spk_2
 

That seems a little bit less.

1:03:17
spk_3
 

Well,

1:03:18
spk_4
 

I've never told. The only people are told that is you guys and my divorce lawyer.

1:03:24
spk_3
 

Wow. So? Well, you know what? Now you can start healing. I'll be I'll be vulnerable sometimes late at night. Oh, good. When I'm getting ready for bed, I think about brushing my teeth and then I forget and I go right to sleep. Oh, my God. I

1:03:48
spk_0
 

miss a toothbrush at night.

1:03:50
spk_4
 

My God, this is really something because it's very vulnerable and also implies that you have teeth, which I'm wondering if that's true.

1:03:58
spk_0
 

E I have to keep

1:03:59
spk_3
 

these pearly whites white. You know what? I have to go. I'm not really vulnerable right now. Where you going? I There's a box of tissues. Thank you. I'm big and I'm strong, and no one has ever hurt my feelings. Wow. I just wanted to share that with you guys.

1:04:18
spk_4
 

People that would intimidate them. So it's hard for you to

1:04:22
spk_3
 

say it exactly. See, blood. We matched yours. Okay. Well, it

1:04:26
spk_2
 

seems like I were all in different leagues here, but blunt buddies air here. I

1:04:31
spk_3
 

just had a blunt talk.

1:04:34
spk_4
 

Showed a blunt talk.

1:04:35
spk_2
 

We should take the name of that star show starring Sir Patrick's Derik. Sir. Sir,

1:04:40
spk_0
 

Madam. Sir. Well, I want to be

1:04:43
spk_1
 

sir Bill Cravy.

1:04:45
spk_2
 

Well, you've got todo

1:04:46
spk_4
 

I think you're having there because of that time the queen tried to chop your head off with a sword.

1:04:53
spk_0
 

I don't that just tapped your shoulder. I thought I was getting night. It turned out I was getting executed. Well, what did you do? You went into Buckingham Palace. I went into Buckingham and I blew up much of the toilets with Terry. Bob? Yeah, I

1:05:10
spk_2
 

haven't thought about a cherry bomb in a long time. A man. Wow. Uh, well, you know, I think I think we might need toe.

1:05:19
spk_0
 

We need to start preparing for the

1:05:20
spk_2
 

Trail year way. We do need to do our food shopping

1:05:23
spk_4
 

wear starting on the

1:05:24
spk_0
 

dusty air. Go on. Your son's not here. Quit looking through the bushes. 80 year old ass Chasen's mind. Hey, would you forget the way home? Give me that rock black dress with no shoes on. I

1:05:50
spk_2
 

really don't think we shouldn't antagonize her guys, because that's never led to anything good and sort of pop culture is all say, but I do think we should probably, uh

1:05:58
spk_3
 

this isn't going cultures flood, but this is camp. I don't want to be here.

1:06:03
spk_2
 

I know that I know

1:06:04
spk_4
 

them. So, yeah. Uh, I said look forward to next, except showed we'll be on the hike

1:06:10
spk_2
 

and updating on progress, preparing for the try. Triathlon?

1:06:15
spk_4
 

Yeah. I mean, we're going up against our rivals. Camp Beth Israel, a Jewish camp across the river beat us every year a mile by literally by a mile. But it's every year. It's been exactly one mile that they beat a spy right when Gordon Ramsay eat that fried chicken and judges it. Okay, they're a mile out of us.

1:06:34
spk_2
 

But, you know, we're gonna hopefully have a good week, spend some time together, his friends again. Even if you guys are gonna call me blunt, I'm really excited about

1:06:41
spk_0
 

it. Ah,

1:06:43
spk_2
 

but again, you know, it's all the campers at camp. I don't want to be here. Have a good week and everybody else is listening. I guess we got one thing to say to you, and that is

1:06:51
spk_0
 

Oh, my God. There's

1:06:52
spk_3
 

a rake E class in South China last opening up. Do you want this? Okay, sorry. Sorry. Let's

1:07:02
spk_2
 

maybe I'll go. I'll clc anyway.

1:07:05
spk_0
 

It's a stoop on e this do funny Stupid Podd I love this new stupa nap. What is it, stupid? Its stupid activity. Soup coupons? Yeah, it's a stupid people, Love stoop. Oh, yeah, I did

1:07:25
spk_4
 

a stoop onto a partner with skydiving that go Well, it's alright, guys. His broken leg

1:07:32
spk_1
 

Yeah. Oh, my God! I mean, I guess I'm going to cancel shark infested water surfing.

1:07:39
spk_4
 

No, you shouldn't, because you know what? I heard the makers out

1:07:44
spk_0
 

out of its cage. Yeah, yeah. Uh, it's not movie.

1:07:48
spk_4
 

Yes, not the movie. The Courts deli. I was moving coming out called the make. But the big shark out, um, is also swimming around with those sharks. I punch head of the comeback to scream

1:08:02
spk_2
 

loud. Does anybody else have any stupid?

1:08:06
spk_4
 

Yeah. Are doing a class where I'm making ah, whole wheat pasta.

1:08:12
spk_0
 

That's fine. That's it, right? There is no other thing. No, it's just hold that. It's awful. Everybody loves making the unhealthy thing healthy. I got

1:08:25
spk_3
 

a great stoop on. I paid. I paid, uh, $199 I get to be the crossing guard for an elementary. So wow, for a year. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe the biggest stupid. I don't know what I'm going to cash it in, but sometimes I'm

1:08:40
spk_4
 

looking for a partner for one of mine because I gotta stoop on for couples massage. I

1:08:47
spk_2
 

think, uh, I think you gotta have a horse to do that.

1:08:50
spk_3
 

Well, or a couple You

1:08:52
spk_1
 

know, you I got the Cuban where I'm the horse.

1:08:54
spk_0
 

Yeah, I'm in the stupid Oh, you got the coupon because that's

1:08:58
spk_3
 

worth it. And fund

1:08:59
spk_1
 

it really at

1:09:00
spk_3
 

the stoop on because So

1:09:01
spk_1
 

you ride May? Uh, no. Never Right around. Reading around. Not in that near the third album Tree

1:09:08
spk_4
 

Member in my life.

1:09:09
spk_2
 

Ok, well, you know, moving on. Moving on. Ah, that's the end of the episode eso until

1:09:17
spk_0
 

next a a a.

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