The Truck Stop

Ever wonder how that burger got to your hand or that latte got to your cup or that cup got to the place that makes the lattes, you've got 1 group of people to thank for that. Truck drivers.

Alright. Breaker breaker 1 9. This is loose caboose signing off for the night. Hope y'all fellows out there. Get you some good get you some get some good sleep tonight. It was great chatting with y'all. Enjoy enjoy your night sleep, fellas. Long day of driving tomorrow. 99.

Sweet dreams loose caboose, sweet dreams.

Thank you. And,

breaker breaker, this is Old Yellow 4 spaces down from Yuloos caboose. Was nice chatting with you right outside. And I got eyes on all our trucks tonight. Don't think I'm going to be getting a wink of sleep. I'm so excited for tomorrow.

Okay. Breaker breaker 1 9. It's just taking a quick leak. Hope I didn't miss the good nights. Luce caboose just wanted to say, 90 night. Old Yellow just wanted to say, 90 night. This is boss.

Ball speech.

We are though. Paul speech. Taking a lot of heat. Taking a lot of heat for that name. So I'm losing confidence in it, but this is Bob's bitch saying, naughty not. Night boss bitch. Night boss bitch. Night boss bitch.

This is daddy too fast, and I just wanted to say thank y'all for the support today while I was on the road. I Really didn't know if I had it in me there for a second, and it was nice to have my buddies. Miles away just keeping me going. So Good night and good luck and good luck tomorrow.

Absolutely.

And I support you every day, and I know 1 day. 1 day, you will catch catch that fast daddy of yours.

Thank you very much. Thank you. I hope 1 day we are reunited. Good night. Daddy

too fast out. Daddy too fast. I just wanted to chime in real quick. On the the daddy search. We didn't get to talk about it too much today, and I just wanted to let you know that I got my eyes peeled. And if I see a man zooming down the highway on his 2 feet, the way that you said your daddy ran away from

you. I

will run him down. I will jump out. I'll restrain him. I'll hit the CB radio and let you know daddy too fast I got too fast daddy right

here.

I appreciate that, Luis Cabusa. I really do. Just wanna remind everybody we are looking to catch him safely. Not hurt him. I do appreciate that loose caboose. I do appreciate that. Boss, bitch.

Hey. Thanks for repeating my name. A lot of people aren't saying it anymore of because it's not aging well, but I also wanted to say that it too fast that for a second today, I thought I had eyes on your daddy.

all we all

We

thought we'd seen them.

Luckily, I didn't get on for the radio. And say it because when I got up closer to him, it was just a jogger, and it was not in fact your daddy daddy too fast, but I will keep my eyes peeled as was said earlier by loose scooboos. And I'll I'll make sure that you know if I see your daddy, boss bitch out.

Brinker breaker. If you all need to go to sleep, I understand. But that makes me think of a question I had earlier today. I know the number 1 oath we've sworn is to get our brave luggage on board to wherever it's going. As fast as possible. In a situation where you had to go off route to catch fast daddy, would you break your oath to catch fast daddy, that daddy too fast can finally see his fast daddy.

Breaker breaker. Think that would have to be a game time decision. If I see my fast daddy and he sees me and we make eye contact, like we did the last time. And then he ran again. Well, I don't know what I'd do. My dad is too fast.

My

dad is too fast. And he wants to get away from me. That's why I became a driver.

Oh, we've all got our work truck driver origins stories of something psychological that made

i was pushed to the road to chase my dad in a large, expensive truck.

And that is my cross to bear. Daddy too fast. I just wanted to say, hearing you bust up like that really shot to my core and I would like everyone to know that even though I drive refrigerated goods in an unrefrigerated truck, because I could not afford to put the coolant back in my refrigerator truck. So I have to make sure I get whatever goods and and services. There's some services. In the back of my truck, there's customer service agent Sometimes there's cleaning people trainers. But I would go off route and try to find your daddy. That's a good process. Bitch

out.

Lish caboose coming into the weigh in on the issue at hand. I do know that I am long haul ambulance driver.

But

if Go ahead. Of course. Yes. Going

from Linux Hill in New York to Cedar Sinai in Los Angeles -- Cedar. -- carrying the most Chronic

chronic

and terminally ill patients from 1 coast to the other. If I were to see fast daddy. Well, daddy too fast, I would as I said. Stop, restrain him and call you and wait there with him and and make sure he did not get away until until you showed up even if it meant that my geriatric patience in the back of my ambulance. Perished.

So This caboose.

I appreciate the sacrificing. I do just wanna reiterate 1 more time. You you said restrain him again and just a little worried about the virus. I I just want you to keep him safe because I'm not mad at him. I wanna catch him. I'm I'm in love with him. Not with him. Not you got with him. Mad him. But

i love Adam. I

mean, I love Adam. And

i and

i wanna be reunited with my daddy. And well, heck. I just appreciate the support. Anyway, I should really get to bed. I got a phone day tomorrow.

Going all the way up there is cocaine. Mhmm. Spocane, Massachusetts, gorgeous place. Hey. This is Paul Smith coming back in.

an interesting distinction, you know. If you love somebody versus you're in love with them.

That's

Break I

don't really have I don't really have anything other than that.

Certainly, I mean, I think we can all agree that we love our daddies, and we are in love with our mommies.

Hold on. This hold on. It's kaboom. I wanna make it very clear here. I am not in love with my mommy. Or Well, that's how Old Yeller got his name. Right. Hang on. Oh, the other. Got his name for being in love with his mommy. It's an innocent love. Right, old, yeller?

Oh, it's an innocent love. And I understand Luke Kaboost that maybe you would be hesitant to love your mommy because she spank you so many times and loosened up your rectum to state where you have to wear adult diapers?

That's

true.

A difficult state to be in difficult state to be in in our line of work, folks.

Well, if y'all gentlemen are going to sleep, would you mind since I can't sleep that I pulled out my base guitar and play you a little lullaby?

I would love it if you just sat on the thumb button and

let

it Walk on down the lane. Alright. Any

requests or 1 of my originals? Or a cover song, which is, I guess, what a request would be.

Why don't you just noodle around? And, you know, put a shot. Maybe bad.

Maybe hit us with something and we'll do name that tune. Alright.

This will be a fun game before bed. Okay. That too.

The next day here in the middle of the highway. Well, not highway, but, you know, the open road and we're pulled off and we're just 4 truckers trying to have a nice evening separate, put together. This is beautiful.

Yeah. Play us some name that tuned bass licks over the CB radio.

Alright. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Redheart, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, chili peppers?

And he named the tune. The tune

of red hot chili peppers.

By who? That's red hot chili peppers by corn.

Well, y'all are good at this now.

Oh, boy. Fellow, I got eyes. I'm fast daddy. I got eyes on

that song. You

say that. Don't you play with

me?

No. Don't play with him. I got best daddy going down to be going That's your boss, bitch.

We are real. That's who's going after. We we we Remember, when you if you if you get up to them, it's a safe it's a safe detain. Break and

break and loose caboose. I'm coming in from the East if you wanna flank him from the west, we got double eyes on the past daddy here. She got it.

Is zooming. Boss bitch here. Sorry. I'm right behind you guys. I had to check-in with my boss who is a of course, a dog. To make sure I could get going again. But I'm right behind you. I'm right behind you. Daddy too fast, of course, bringing up the caboose loose caboose. I just wanna say, your truck does look a little loose. Did you get that knuckle fixed yet?

Oh. 0, no. I think my knuckles lose too, and it's filled with masseuses. Ice cold. Masseuses? Well, they're not cold because it's not refrigerated, but it's mostly surfaces back there, not good. My knuckles loose. My knuckles loose. Oh, no. Oh, no. The the rig is becoming detached from the cab. My knuckle. My knuckle detached. The bridge. No. Oh, bus bitch. Bus bitch. No. No. No. Press daddy. No. Don't follow him. Cash daddy. Oh, because do I go down and

I have not.

try to save boss bitch from down there? Or do I chase daddy 2 fatty 2 mess fast daddy. Hold the other over here.

Oh, the other. Thank you. I appreciate it, but I will chase my daddy once again. It is my cross to bear. Please go save boss bitch.

Alright. This is all the other going down the mountain to save boss bitch who drove off the bridge. What was that? Oh, no. It's a gunfire Oh, my god. I'll

take it down. Look, complete it all now.

Shoot. It all comes. You took

kill me. I've I've lost my lyrics. Kill me. Please. Kill me. Wait a second. Someone's running down to save you. Bitch my legs with best denny's. So he'll be slow. I'm for it. I'm for it. Hurry, Alright. I'm coming down with my big rig of medical tools, and we'll do the big switch right now. Help my daddy's bottom half off. And change it with my acquaintance from the

road.

Alright. Do

first, we got a catch my catch fast daddy. I had him in my arms, but he's also slippery.

you mean

Slow fast daddy is also slippery, daddy. A

daddy do slippery for sure.

Daddy too fast. Daddy too fast. Hurry, my legs are losing blood. My slow legs.

Yeah. Attach. Hook up 1 of the masseuse's blood into the veins of Yeah. Yeah. Close

a masseuse. Call a mouse in Mercedes. Joseph a juice up for part. I just shot a masseuse point blank, trained the blood. Train the blood and save my dad, and a man I've never met in person. I only know your guys, but I can't lose it. I just shot another masseuse. Poor blake. I'm getting the case and blood, and I love it. Oh, 0, is that 1 of the other masseuses massage in the other 1 while they die? It's a massage in them too. To cleanly get him to die comfortably. I'm trying to connect an IV from your vein to this dead masseuses, but 1 of this masseuses is doing shop do on me. That's not what she opted to do. I think that's karate. Got him. Hey. Look. This is Bush caboose. Enough with the gun.

Please congruence and boss

bitch. You guys got aim.

I'm like, But loose caboose has a full ambulance. Why are you doing the surgery all the other? That's what I'm wondering, loose caboose, why are you up top you're on top of your ambulance with a gun. Better bad, it's fine. In case I would go out and stand off. Oh. I've been hit. No. Not boss, bitch. Liz Cabiz. I'm holding the white flag. Don't shoot me again. Liz Cabiz. Don't shoot anyone Okay. What if she did

not took the white flag and put it over my naked lower half. They thought it was a towel. Wait.

What are they doing now? They're reaching Oh, this has been gross. This one's trying to do a happy ending shooter. Sure. Shoot. You got her point blank in the head. Thank god. That almost ended happily. Get all the masseuse You can't go with 1 of the switch. They're all the same, unicorn.

Sniper. That one's up by the bridge. 1 of the well, there's a sniper masseuse out of the bridge. They're producing Oh, no. Loose caboose.

Oh, Oscar boots. It's harder. It's just got me. All down here dying in the ravine. Hey, y'all. Yeah. This has been a big night, and again, I think I really gotta go to bed. It's a big day tomorrow. I'm going all the way up to Spokane. My daddy's legs are ripped off, and he's slow daddy now. Luce caboose, you all have your daddy. Don't I leave nothing out of bed. I'm

sorry. Have 1 more Sippier red eye where you're finally ready. You're just so tired, squeaky. You almost have your life's work.

Hey. 1 daddy wants too fast. Daddy always too fast.

Shit. He's gone. He's asleep.

He's asleep. He's asleep on a rock in this ravine. Around crashed truck. From the most jagged rock of all, too. A soft 1. Well, I'm Give me all the masseuse's

blood because I'm gonna need it. I'm a half I'm half. Breaker breaker 1 9. This is Jeremy. Jeremy? I've been listening in on this whole CB conversation.

Is

everything going okay down there in the ravine?

No, Jeremy. Breaker breaker. Shit went crazy. Okay? Look, daddy too fast. Fast, daddy ran by. And then boss, bitch, me, Old Yeller, and loose caboose tried to chase him down, we killed some masseuses and are trying to switch legs. Now, either help us Jeremy or get out of here.

It's a little late. I think I think I'm actually just gonna hit hit the hay Jeremy. You

know what? That woke me up. Sure. You do this every night, Jeremy. You you chime in on the CB, You try to get some adult action, then you just go to sleep in your teenage bed. You need to stay off the CB, Jeremy. Come on. This ain't a game, Jeremy. That's

what you can ask from my grandfather. Oh, daddy too fast to sleep again. Garn,

stop Somebody kill

me.

Alright. Suffering. I'll take you to point blank. Here we go.

Pulling straight to the head.

Oh. 0.

I'm awake again. He missed him point blank. He got 1. Got him. Awful shot. Throw me up like I'm a disc. Like, I'm a clay pigeon. Throw me

out that here, loose caboose. Boy.

Sweetie.

This is a lie. Oh. 0, you missed again. You loser. Oh,

stop it. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. I'm gonna I'm gonna walk right up to your body.

Guys,

we all got 30 days tomorrow. I think we really ought to get to bed. You know what? You're right. Let's sleep. We got big days tomorrow.

I've gotta break

the

news to the massage hut in Fort Lauderdale that all their masseuses are dead.