The owner of the Brookstone franchise hosts the mall’s menorah lighting ceremony.
two of the weeks before Christmas and all across the city, People flock to the malls for gifts that are pretty. From food courts dispensers to kioskalore. The malls where kind shoppers find their favorite store. When shopping for clothes and church keys and deals, some shoppers come linger and kick off their heels. Massage chairs alarm clocks at Brookstone and Amora. Let's check-in and watch them. Light, the menorah.
Hi, everybody. My name is Rob Brownman. And I am the owner of the franchise of Brookstone here at the mall. Thank you. And I am here to it what would the word be? Initiate. M c, the lighting of the menorah for the fourth day of Hanukkah. So thank you everyone together around.
And do you have any of those massaging chairs back in stock?
Great question. Great question. I did wanna get into the story of Hanukkah, but I do think it is important that everybody have what they're here for. So the massage which massaging chair were you looking for? The one that does your back and the back of your legs?
Yes. Yes.
Okay.
Oh, no. But also the hand must the hand one, don't you do use those?
Yeah. That I use those too.
Okay. Well, which do you want? Both. Fantastic. Well, for Hanukkah, we're doing a little deal. The eight Knights of Hanukkah. And so there's a different deal every day. You And I I see one of them all managers kind of looking up here. I wanna reiterate this isn't an ad for Brookstone. We are lighting the menorah up here. But I wanna say that that what you did miss the hand massager, but the fifth night of Hanukkah, which tomorrow, we will be doing the massaging chairs.
So you'll have it in tomorrow night.
Percent off. Yes. But make sure to get
there early. For night five of the Hanukkah ceremon.
Oh, dude. Well, you don't have to leave
it here.
Okay. Wow. Well, that's Were
we allowed to ride our scooters right up in here?
Excuse me.
Was I was would I have been allowed to bring my scooter inside the mall?
You can bring your scooters in the mall now. Wow.
Wow. They really just took off those two.
Yeah. I get the impression they were here for one thing. Oh.
They're pissed. They really want those chairs.
Never pissed? Well, that's okay. You know, the candles will stay lit for tonight and to tomorrow. And we'll just say the prayer of the candles as we light them for the fourth day.
You're doing great, honey. You're doing so good. I'm so proud of you.
Thank you. My lovely daughter, Rachel, in the audience. Hi, Rachel. Hi.
You're doing great, honey. I look up to you every day.
My daughter's so proud of me. Okay. There she goes.
She just really wanted to tell you she was proud of you.
I'm glad you put in some FaceTime Well, she's very busy. She's captain of the the cheerleading squad.
Oh my. Oh, they have practiced today.
Hang on. That's a couple A couple of knots there that were couple of knots like she shouldn't be capped and she's a very good cheerleader.
She's great.
Thank you. Sure. She forgets the cheers -- Very good.
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forgets the cheers. She does. She gets nervous. She clamps up. But she's very, very entertaining. They have thrown her
a few times, but not up. They throw her out of the routine.
Yes. They threw her into the wings. They threw in
so now you're just talking to a coworker?
You're right. Unlike Unlike the first three nights of lighting the candle, this one should not be all about me and my family life and my deals at the Brooklyn.
So Hey, boss, boss. Boss. I'm so sorry to interrupt. Yes. Some people just showed up to the store it looks like they're camping out
No sitting. No sitting unless they look like they're gonna buy.
outside.
Well, that's that's they're they're camping out for the deal for tomorrow. Great. Fantastic.
Liz, is that someone coming and going on the scooter there?
Oh, hey, just arrived. I camping out for the massager that I heard a shirt about.
Fantastic. Yes. And while you're waiting, for the fourth night of Hanuk, I should say because it is pertinent. This isn't just like being self I just wanted to know. For the fourth night, we do have a sale on those little alarm clocks that that electronically have words on them too kind of super fun. Like this. Yeah. Fifty percent off.
What night is the foot soaker?
Footsoaker. That's a hot ticket item. That's night seven.
It's gonna be a Brookstone Hanukkah, baby.
It wasn't me that said it. Hey, boss. It wasn't me that said
i'm sorry to interrupt. What? What? It looks like the
because I'm killing up here.
Okay. It looks like the
drug messing with my rhythm.
I know. I'm sorry, but you need to know this. It looks because
i killing up here.
It I I know. I know. We're all really proud of you, honey. But listen. It looks
like grandpa.
It looks like the the alarm clocks shipment of the alarm class I was supposed to come in this morning looks like
i'm sorry.
Straight up.
Your grandpa works for you?
With me. Mhmm. Says boss out of respect,
where did you Scott?
He didn't wanna hear the answer. Well, Freightwood, it does wanna hear the answer. My grandfather was rejected from Medicare. So he works for me for insurance.
No. Don't clap for that.
Oh, he's still here.
It's yeah. I mean, I'm back.
Grandpos here, the guy that asked the questions and It's a failure
it's a failure of the public support system.
That's right.
Okay. I'm old. I don't want you guys think I wanna be working here?
No. And that's why you gotta vote for me for mayor.
This mayoral race is really heating up.
So we just pointed to their watch as if it's time to I guess we do have to light the candle before. We also
we don't have the we don't have the product deal today. So you gotta do it
for me. Okay. We don't have the alarm clocks. So the special last minute sale, ten percent off. The golf clubs that tell you speed of your swing.
Okay. Three quick buzz offs.
All in little golf carts.
I'm telling you. Nobody cares about this other than the deal.
I didn't say it. I didn't say it. I'm not here to promote my deals. I'm not here to promote my deals. I'm here for the Hanukkah candle edit ceremony.
Come one,
come all. To Brookstone presents the menorah. Every night of Monica, by the way, you can get Brookstone menorah, where it Sorry.
I was just walking by. What is this?
Wonderful question. We're lighting the menorah.
You could use the wax from the candles to wax your body.
That's right. You could wax your body and the The middle candle is also a massager. It's a big massager. Oh, wow. Yes. Thank you. Alright. So
somebody just idling? There better be some good news
or something.
It's something to listen to.
They're gonna head off. And now it's something big.
Okay. Ellie yarm because. Oh, you really wanted one. He scratched to the front window.
What is it? Me? Well, fine.
You broke some glass. That's good luck. Yes, Chris. Thank you.
What does that mean, LED Yarmulke?
It's in a Yarmulke that'll light up with the name of your favorite baseball team. So custom light it up. So it says your favorite baseball team's name. Alright. I was the fastest one yet. It went perpendicular. Okay. I'm being told that we are running out of time. Yes. Because after this, we do have the Mariah Carey impersonator coming out.
That's who that is.
So she just stands here in the wind?
Well, it's not my preference. Cheers. I gotta
see this.
Wait. Hang on God,
everybody's got a flag.
Okay. Okay. Now we got well, it looks like we've missed time for the prayer for the candles, so we'll skip right on past that. Into an announcement for day eight of the Brookstone Monica sale. Okay. For day eight of the Brickstone Hanukkah, we have This is very exciting. Limited edition. Imagine Dragon's guitar from their haircut tour. Fuck. Guitar in the shape of Barber's Shears. Damn. From your favorite Jewish band, Imagine dragons. Oh, so. Get those for ninety five percent off. They were not moving for some reason. You know,
can I say something?
Yes.
Sorry. I'm I I'm just here. I'm a spectator.
I've I've loved hearing about all the deals, and I didn't really know what Hanukkah was about. I'll be honest. Okay. I kind of want to see you light the candle.
Mhmm.
Well then here we go. Thank you very much. Just off mic, I'm fucking killing up here, can you really mess with my flow?
Oh, okay. I'm sorry.
No. It's okay.
you know I
Just so
thought that's what you want.
All the other questions were about Brookstein deals.
You understand? Or else is something about my grandpa? But
Oh.
i I
I didn't are they all plants? I was just walking through.
appreciate the question.
No. Everyone's curious. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. My mic cord just got caught. I'm coming back up on stage, folks. I'm just taking the long way. No one go anywhere. Oh, god damn it.
Well, I'm
coming back on stage. Oh my god. They're circling the stage. Hey.
And I
is this good? Cheers my kids?
No, Bryant. You're not I get both of you on my own. Oh, no. The riot carrier prisoner has fallen.
It sounded like a a nuclear bomb.
There's a tiny mushroom cloud right outside the arrow post all. People, everyone. Hey, it's
be clear. Y'all better go on. The mushroom cloud coming. Let's go.
Clarence has the most energy I've ever seen.
Hold up. A radio.