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Time of Death: 3 Years Ago

Originally aired: December 9, 2020

Huge news at the top of the show! Things are lookin' good for the Subtle Shores crew. We talk about Dwayne's jury going on tour, Dennis the Lunatic's new love for his Uncle Sidney, and our griddle massage table. Drop Cloth shares his experience on the new dating app Stuffed Mushrooms and we debate if bro code applies when bro is dating animal.Nevertheless, we're just a few weeks away from grand opening of the offshore casino portion of Subtle Shores!

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Welcome to last resort, the podcast where billionaire jet setters eat prey, lovers, and a family of five just looking for a nice getaway can tune in. To get the inside scoop on the goings on of the one hundred and thirty third best off beach, Gulf Coast vacation spot in the beautiful USA, Settle Shores, resort, and buffet soon to be offshore casino. And folks, I'm here with my buddies. Let's send it around the horn.

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Hey, everybody, Dwayne, crooning, newman out there. You know me, you love me. Every day you put on my music and you make love to your loved ones.

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Hey, what's happening y'all? Sydney Powell, of course, excursion leader, boat captain, and fungi.

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Hey everybody, Joe Young. You can call me drop cloth. As you know, you've seen me in most of the dry throughs in town in the beat up van with no front or back bumpers.

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That's right, folks. That's us. Hope you're having a good time because we've had a great week because we did bump up one.

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Let's pop that a champagne. When you when you said one thirty three just now, I popped the champagne, and I'm a bubblin.

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And before people say before people say, This is a preemptive celebration. You guys only moved up one in the rankings because another local resort fell off the beach. I'm gonna tell you this right now. Just be there hey. Their disaster is You're

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welcome, by the way.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And a lot of people are gonna say, hey, there's footage of you four there, hitting it with a champagne bottle. At the tip of it, as it went out to sea.

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You're welcome.

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And then some other people are gonna say in that recording, you can see where we lined the beach with dynamite. Just around the building and sucked it into the ocean.

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Yeah.

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But that doesn't matter. We came back one point, and folks come on out and visit subtle shores.

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That's right. We're on the rise.

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And to all our friends on four seasons Island, We are praying for you and we're we're hoping that they get you help soon. We're obviously donating all our milk. We've been bringing milk to the island for everyone that's stranded on there.

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That's right. We have that good perishable milk. So that should

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be good for

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i was gonna say, if anybody has a refrigerated boat, that they could lend us for the next few trips. We did I won't say waste a few trips with some perishable milk that did go bad. While we were trying to get out there to the four seasons. Island residents now, I think you have to call them because they won't be able to get back to the mainland for a while. But but we're hoping to continue our sort of trips out there with with supplies, paper towels, obviously, a thing that you definitely need in in disaster situations. Oh,

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we we bring it over.

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We did not send paper towels.

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We we tried to. We tramped the paper towels. We tried shoot him over like basketballs, you know? Yeah. We also Trump and Puerto Rico do it, my man. And we tried to do that and we're just let's just say we're more layup guys than than jump shot guys. Absolutely.

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And we were trying to work on our lip hands.

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Yeah.

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So we were bricking constantly all of the paper towels, and they didn't make it over there.

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They didn't -- Yeah.

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take it over. So again, sorry to everybody on the four seasons Island Resort. But you're welcome to any sharks down low eating barbecue. That's right. And try those paper towels. There's plenty to go around.

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--

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Yeah. Yeah. It'll be great. But, you know,

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you know, you know

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oh. That's one. Wow. Wow.

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Yeah. So the fans have done some requests. I'm getting some requests in my DMs of small jingles. So Some people requested obviously my barbecue sauce commercial jingle which was a bit of a homage to the chili's barbecue sauce guy.

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Yeah. Which ended up. Rip off. Yeah. As those people being the jury

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yeah. So I got convicted of song rip off. Okay. And, you know, it was a jury of my peers.

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twelve cruisers?

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Which is

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Twelve creators, and song rip off feels so much hurtful than plagiarism.

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Or copyright infringement, which feels very clinical. This feels like a personal attack almost. When you say, song rip off, That feels like you're walking up to somebody, and you're going after them specifically.

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I'm here ripping them off. Really denotes poor quality. You know? It's knock off, rip off, something that's sold on Canal Street, you know, piece of crap.

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Yes. When you that is how you sold your Barb you, Son. Right? It was outside of a a Alabama Shakes concert?

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Yeah. We well, it's it's Croon Neumann's barbecue sauce, and it's all we'll give it to you for ten dollars or five well, two for five hey, where are you going? So, alright, three for three dollars. Alright? And I'll throw in a t shirt. You know, and we sold we sold well and I will say if the barbecue sauce guy didn't take the stand we would have won that case but he gave a pretty cheerful testimony.

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Yeah. The

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chili's barbecue sauce guy.

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He pointed to me and he said, bigger rip off.

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And it was the base. The the base guy. Right? It was the base guy from the the acapella quartet that did there's actually a viral video of them. Singing the song. So we know exactly the man. Everyone out there should know exactly the man who it is, who you Well,

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what I gotta say is, I I don't think the jury was really that fair because I heard some of the higher parts of the song in the jury box saying Chili's.

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Really?

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And, of course, they're gonna side with mister barbecue saw.

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I thought they had some alto's from the actual acapella group in the jury.

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And now was this am I mistaken, or was this a jury made up of of all choir arrangement parts? There were alto's, sopranos, tenors, bases, baritones, all it was

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it was

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and keep going there were twelve people in the jury. So there was the super episode. There was the mini base.

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I saw that jury in it the other night. Unbelievable, sad.

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So here's

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the thing that happened

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is the jury that convicted me then booked a tour every city I was going to same night.

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And Oh my god. That's Jerry of your peers.

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Yeah. They went on tour as jury of my peers. They do a they now do like a rock and Christmas eve thing, jury of my peers. They they do the twelve convictions of Christmas. Act. They sing twelve things I've been convicted of including killing ten lords a leap in.

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I loved when they do unbiased. When they Unbite I will

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say Unby East is a gorgeous song. I bought a new music CD this year just for Unby East.

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Right. Which is unbelievable because my book by East about the shame of a trial I went under. You know, it hit the charts. It did hit the charts.

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It's hard because you spelled it phonetically, and people are like, what is this book about?

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Yeah. Well, fuck the Fuck them.

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It's so good for me now. No. Well, you're you're still pretty you're beat up, but it's okay.

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I should things are good for me now. As we said in the last episode, I'm sitting on seventy billion dollars from Uber, Lyft, Postmates, Yubhub, I'll

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say this, the money has not posted in the joint bank account by

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well, I haven't been impressed with what I've seen from you all as far as commitment and growing this. And I've got Actually, some other irons have been put into my fire. So I'm not certain that I will be here for the next six episodes if I'm gonna be No.

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Aye, what

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are you

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what are you talking about? Well, don't

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say that.

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You have an exit plan?

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Yes, I have well, I'm working on something and it's pretty exciting and it could change my entire life if if if it comes together so I've got some good offers. Sir, are

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you gonna wait for us to ask what it is? If you wanna know,

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i can tell you if you don't wanna know we can move on.

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No. Well, I don't wanna encourage you to move in that direction. I want you to stay here. I have no interest in where else you're going.

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Okay. Well, then I don't have to tell you, but it's pretty exciting.

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But, you know, it's been I think as the proprietor of the business, we need to know where everybody's headed.

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You're still under contract, Dwayne.

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Okay. Well, yeah, I'll see I'll see your pants off. I'll get out of that contract. I it'll cost you more money to take me to court than it will do this, you know, the the like the nice way and it might the thing might fall through. I'm not gonna tell you what it is in case it falls through but Let's just say pitbull is doing a bit of a tour right now.

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Lot of information You're opening

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as a crooner for pitbull?

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No. I'm not gonna reveal any of my sources.

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I mean, you

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know I mean, sometimes acts do try to hit different genres up top. I mean, that would be quite

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that is true.

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That would be quite the whiplash to go from your show into pitbull.

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Yeah. But, you know, I've got a lot of

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and are you talking about The recording artist pitbull?

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I knew this would come up. I knew this would come up and it's it's honestly embarrassing for you to ask.

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Okay. Yeah. So it is it is And it

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sounds like it's embarrassing for you to answer because you're avoiding the question.

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Yeah. Because there's no way would be opening up for

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a dog.

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A dog. I mean, in what context would that even be?

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I think that would be great for me honestly if I was opening up for a dog. So you know and we do have some fan crossover. A lot of people play me I have been known to soothe dogs as they're being put down. It's the last thing they'll play is my voice and the dogs will kind of think well, I guess being dead ain't so bad is the

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well, I heard that it wasn't necessary. It was a replacement for the put to sleep drug.

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Yes, they found out that my music will have played at a certain volume hearable around the animals world.

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We euthanize them. We

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euthanize them in my college job. I mean, Hey, Trent. Club. Cover your dog's ears because I apologize. I apologize. What was it, son? What was that saying?

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What happened, Skip?

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Oh, my god.

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No. Oh, wait. He's alright.

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Okay. That's good.

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Yeah. My dog my dog Oliver just it sounded like I stepped on his foot or something.

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Skip has an eighteen year old Yma Reiner that is Grayer than anything you've ever seen.

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Yeah. I'll tell you, like, this dog stinks. This dog

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stinks.

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Those dogs

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they start gray. And this one got grayer.

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Guys, come on. Well, listen. I listen. I adopted this dog for Dennis because I thought giving him some responsibility would be good. And I didn't wanna get him a puppy because I felt like they would just ride each other up. You know? He'd end up doing the Zoomies all night like dogs are known to do. And so I I I got I adopted a young not a young, a very old dog thinking that it would sort of calm Dennis down. He'd have an old friend that he could sort of hang out with. Turns out Dennis hasn't hasn't I don't think he's looked at the dog since I got him. And so picked

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up some of the dog's bad habits. Right?

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That's true. He's peeing on the floor. He's

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definitely sniffed my butt a few times. Yeah.

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He comes right up to the table and eats my food off of it.

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Yeah. He he he thinks he's being sly, and he'll he'll just grab grab your ribs right off your plate. It's really frustrating. He also

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you die by the way, fellas. Like, k. If I can do it quick aside, you don't get between a man and his ribs. Am I right?

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No. I mean, don't. Absolutely, you don't.

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And that's why I'd honestly, that's why I didn't have any problem with you taking taking some sort of liberties with the discipline on my kid.

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I appreciate that. I appreciate that you subscribed to the it takes a village thing. You've always said that we are allowed to say whatever we want to your kid.

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And I completely you gotta take a switch to another person's kid.

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Right. And and it happens.

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I was spank by everyone other than my parents as a kid. And it helped me. It honestly gave me a fear of everybody

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--

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yeah.

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--

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and a love for my parents. So I think it helped.

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I think the thing can I be honest with you guys? I think the thing I'm I'm scared of. With Dennis is I feel like me putting so much time and so much energy into keeping this resort afloat has sort of caused a situation where I'm I'm starting to think that maybe Dennis is acting out because he's not getting enough attention from me. And like a lot of people would say, well, well, skip. Why don't you just you know, take a take a day or two off and go take your son out on a boat, go fishing, go do something like that. But with a job like this, I just can't take any time off. So I just don't know what to do at this point because I'm getting pulled in this direction by the resort. I'm getting pulled in that direction by my wife. I'm getting pulled underground by my son. It's just it's Can

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i ask you a question? You can pull underground by your son. Yeah.

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So we should let everyone know that right now, subtle shores, we've got some yank holes that we're trying to fix. Yeah. But Dennis The Louon took has has been making little yank holes. They're they're just for his dad, so don't worry. He won't yank you. He hasn't yet

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no one here is in danger. Dennis has really good at identifying my pant legs, ankles, and shoes.

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Now could I say that Dennis has taken a bit of a liking to his uncle, Sydney, You know, kind of wanted to hang out a little more -- Yep.

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--

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obviously calling him dad.

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He calls me dad. He sits on my lap. We've been doing a lot of the, you know, going out on the boat, doing some fishing. Yeah. Introduce him to a couple of the pirates. You know, we're actually all getting along really well out there.

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And he's has I I mean, he's obviously been probably tearing the ships apart and you know, lighting fires, all that No.

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There's something about being on the water that, I guess, really calms him down. He's actually been drawing a lot.

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Pick

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yeah. He draws these family photos. It's they're actually really cute. It's it's me and him standing really close on the boat. And then you are in the water with a hook attached to you and he's using you as bait for the shark.

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Oh my god. Very cute. I mean, this is Well, can we put I wonder where that means. This is adorable. We'll get this on Instagram.

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This is everyone. Hang on. Hang on. He wait. So what is What is how does he draw your face? Are you are

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you like telling We're arm in arm, we're both smiling, and we're laughing at you you know, as the bait in the water. It's it's hilarious. He's got a really good comedic sensibility.

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A lot of the fish are kind of swimming by and about to bite and then and then doing kind of a disgusting thing with their putting their fingers on their noses. They Yeah.

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He's he's gotten so into this original image that it's kinda turned into like a flip book. So the fish come up, they go pee, you, stinky, wouldn't eat this guy with somebody else's mouth,

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yeah. I'm a grouper, the grossest fish, and I wouldn't even eat this.

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It's one little scenelet.

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That's right.

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He's coming up with all this on his own?

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Yeah. Oh, I'm just watching him. I'm saying, hey. You sure you don't wanna actually fish? She's like, no. This is what I want. This is exactly what I want.

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That's interesting.

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been getting along great. It's honestly been a blast. And I gotta say for me, it's called me down a bit, you know. Because the added response of build Added responsibility of having a kid on board, let alone my nephew, has really gotten me to just shape up a bit. You know, the boats are cleaner, They're running better. I gotta say having an extra set of hands around is not bad. And, you know, he's really good with a gun.

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So we've

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Nice. It takes after Huddl win there then.

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Yeah. Well, the Huddl win he's pretty good with, but he's also been really good with the gun, been fending off some of the pirates that aren't really looking to work with us and just protecting the ship.

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Now as a man of crowds, I I am trained to kind of read people and skip I'm seeing right here that you seem a little maybe jealous a little hurt And I I'm saying I see you. I hear you. And it's all good.

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Come on. You're projecting here. I'm I'm not jealous. Listen. I listen. I'll tell you guys one thing about me. I'm not a jealous person. You guys know that I'm not a person who will will sort of lash out at people if they've gotten things that I want.

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Well, we've seen that with you and Dwayne. He's obviously getting coffee with your wife two, three times a week.

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Yeah. Right. Yeah. And it's, like, a fourteen week, it would be

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because here's the thing. People need a lot of things. Okay? One person can't be everything that people need. Okay? So I I'm not gonna expect my wife to come to me for everything

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that she needed.

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Yeah. She comes to me for money. She comes to me for shelter. She comes to me to

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come on. Get a third.

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There's gotta be a third. We gotta find a third.

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I'm sure. There's gotta be a third, and it's gotta be something personal.

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Yeah. It's gotta be less

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money based in housing. Come on. Hit us with a third.

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She likes you for more than just resources. Right? She likes No way, yeah. What's

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the let's look at her vows. Maybe her vows will give us some mouth here.

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Oh, yeah. Two vows, sir.

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You go, Dwayne's got the vows. Right? Why did why do you have a copy of her vows?

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Oh, that that was kind of as best man at your wedding. I Hey.

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You weren't the best man. What?

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Yeah. I was.

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Yeah. Yes. But I

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do you mean, literally, you think you were the best man at my wedding?

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Well, he Well, he held that vote at the reception of who's the real best next.

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And there was some mudslinging in that election. And, you know, got a little dirty and some bribery and and some very dark money -- Mhmm.

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got into it but at the end of the day I won by three votes best man at the wedding. I beat up Barack Obama.

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--

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I can't believe I can't believe people. Yeah, Barack How do you know Barack Obama Skip?

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Well, we yeah. I actually have played basketball. One on one basketball them a bunch. Awesome.

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You were in that one on one league with him.

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Yeah. Yeah. For about four years. For his first term.

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And that was what, you barack, deadlift shrimp, Jolieberman. Yes. Herman King.

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Herman King. Scott

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chris in there. Right? Kristincy's

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and

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christie was there. Christy was actually there. Uh-huh.

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Bob Barker?

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Bob Barker.

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Kristen Peace.

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Yeah. So you're

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hearing about microphone. In peace? Yeah. Yeah. Bob Barker ended up losing eleven to nine to his microphone when

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he had to with microphones him up all say, it was posting him up. That microphone owned the paint on Barker. No.

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I mean, the microphone didn't even have to jump to dunk.

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Oh, It's all bike didn't have to join. It just put the ball in and then it walks off with the dog and everyone's off from the behind. That dog was not spader neutered. That microphone has about forty dogs, and they

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are fabulous. That mic couldn't be well, that's a good that's a really good thing for Republicans and Democrats out there to know that Bob Barker and his microphone couldn't be more different. And they worked together for almost thirty years. The microphone thinks dogs should have as many animals as they want.

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Yeah. You know, as a prominent Republican celebrity, I think it is one of those things where can't we reach across the aisle and get along on some stuff Right? Like -- Right.

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--

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why can't we agree on a few things? I think that your life choices put you in hell and I should litigate them. And you think that it's okay to go into whatever bathroom? You know, I don't even get you but it's fine just not in my house is what I say.

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Yeah. I love it. I'm not gonna lie. Let's not. You meet

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john Voit. We try to

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chop it up. Oh, no. I'm okay. You

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less than we

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were Stephen Bald?

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Steven Baldwinwoman?

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Me, Steven Baldwin, John VoIP, Alex Alec Baldwin's impression

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james Woods.

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--

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james Woods.

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--

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Info Wars guy.

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Alex John.

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So Baldwin's impression of

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trump is a problem.

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With the crew. We do yeah. We do a we do a hike together which is really nice. We get some fresh air. We just talk about stuff. Man. We we just introduced the kids room which we're really excited about. We are all kind of taking turns babysitting your kids. So you can throw them in the kids room and we'll entertain them certain hours of the day. So so that you and you and the hubby can have a little time for mom and dad.

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And and just so everybody out there knows, I know people like to play favorites with who's watching their kid. The schedule is posted at the beginning of the day, what hours, which of us will be in there, But I promise you don't need to avoid any of the four of us. We're all fantastic babysitters in our own way. Yeah. So so please just know that at any point in the day, if you drop your kids off in the kids kids' room, they will be well taken care of, well occupied. Overnight.

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Stays too. We keep them overnight so you can get busy and dirty. Throw them down there. You can do it.

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There's a big bowl of condoms right at the drop off zone. So you can drop your kids off, grab a big stash of condoms, and get out just get dirty.

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And Sydney Yes. Be safe. I'll say, you know, bring your kids in whenever we'll all be good. But I will admit, I'm okay admitting I'm the loser on this one. Sydney that you're Mac and Cheese, the kids have been loving it.

0:23:08 Unknown Speaker #3

Well, thank you. Absolutely.

0:23:10 Unknown Speaker #2

What is that?

0:23:12 Unknown Speaker #3

Well, it classic kraft macaroni and chips, ninety nine cents a box, but I put a little something extra in it.

0:23:19 Unknown Speaker #1

It's in the blue box? Yep. It's blue box with pepper.

0:23:23 Unknown Speaker #3

Blue box with pepper. And, you know, on occasion, if that doesn't work for the kids, I'll sprinkle in a little something else. Something, you know, that's just fun. Sometimes it's salt. Sometimes it's oregano. If they're really not going well, I'll do a little tiny bit of cocaine. Just so that they, you know, like me.

0:23:43 Unknown Speaker #2

Right? Well, I I used to do a a little bit. I mean, a lot of people will say, oh, god. Cocaine. But they used to put it in Coca Cola. I don't know if you know where that that's where the name came from. Mhmm. Obviously, reebok used to be cocaine. It used to be really Coke. Mhmm. You know, it was in a lot of ingredients -- Yeah. -- recipes beforehand.

0:24:05 Unknown Speaker #3

And it's not just my cooking that the kids love. You could honestly leave your kid there for twenty four hours a day, and they'd get something different all the time. You know, with me, we're gonna get nature excursions. We're gonna walk down to the tide pools, and we're gonna learn about that stuff. Obviously, with Dwayne, you're gonna get a different experience. The kids are gonna be sat still on a couch and made to listen to an old man sing at them for hours.

0:24:28 Unknown Speaker #2

Which is as it As a kid, it's what I loved. Is your dad would sit you down and he put on his favorite records, Frankie, do you know my guys and it's just you know, It's what I like to chat about with the fellas now. What does a kid like more? A six year old, eight year old, that a man in a tux telling stories and singing songs about the time that the guy he was.

0:24:57 Unknown Speaker #1

You go.

0:24:58 Unknown Speaker #3

And I'll tell you what, it's surprising The

0:25:00 Unknown Speaker #4

time about the the guy he was. Yeah. God, that was a good song. That was awesome. Sometimes, you nail it groomed, Wayne, and it's clear, and it's not confusing. And I love it. The time that's the guy he was. Yes. Oh, man. And a lot

0:25:16 Unknown Speaker #3

of these children

0:25:19 Unknown Speaker #4

a lot of these children, they don't even speak yet. And their first words are What? They don't they don't all these babies are going, what was it?

0:25:30 Unknown Speaker #2

They play magnesium to kids to forced them into early cognitive thinking. Kids who have heard my music can solve puzzles at at very young ages. Right.

0:25:39 Unknown Speaker #1

And there's you're you you released a a series of children's videos to rival baby Einstein that that is called baby what the hell? Right?

0:25:49 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah, baby. What the hell? It's all one word and it's a I put the whole thing out while I was having a stroke because I'm a workaholic. I mean, my wife used to always say, you you'd even work through a stroke and I ended up doing that. So album is a little confusing and there's some parts where it drops out a little as far as nonsense and not nonsense, but it's one of my top sellers.

0:26:14 Unknown Speaker #3

Right.

0:26:15 Unknown Speaker #2

And then of course if you go if you put your kids in there while drop cloth is there, he'll teach them you know how to turn different types of clothes into rags is a big one for you.

0:26:27 Unknown Speaker #4

Yes. Yes. Well, you can't, you know, there's always stuff that has a second life, you know, as a handyman, you know, so you're turning clothes into rags to wipe up messes with. An old bed can be used for scratch pieces of wood. One of, you know, some food is food again. It's old food. Left over.

0:26:56 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. Well, to a burrito bowl.

0:27:00 Unknown Speaker #4

Yes. And you eat it at work, you know. But

0:27:02 Unknown Speaker #5

--

0:27:03 Unknown Speaker #4

but I've really been you know, I I I haven't been doing that much, Arega Yes brought on some help, and I've just kind of been you know, enjoying part of this, you know, how like restaurant tours they they eat a little bit. At their restaurants. It's more of a lifestyle, you know, and I am kind of enjoying this lifestyle of owning a resort and being a part owner. So I'll partake in a lazy river, you know. I'll And, yeah, right about about noon, I'll, you know, clock out, and I'll just kinda kick it.

0:27:03 Unknown Speaker #5

--

0:27:03 Unknown Speaker #3

to poo.

0:27:43 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. I've seen your attitude change a little bit. You used to be just getting in there doing the elbow grease and just covered in dirt. But lately, you seem to be a little bit more, I don't know, cleaner and well dressed, and it's strange, to be honest.

0:28:01 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. I mean, I went to a name in Marcus. And I'd never been in one of those places. And I bought up some new digs, and I got a new car. You guys saw my new car. I pulled up. I got rid of the truck. And the van, and I have a new car, and I gotta, you know

0:28:18 Unknown Speaker #3

it's a gorgeous little fiat.

0:28:21 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. It's it's taller than it is long.

0:28:26 Unknown Speaker #3

It's very tall and thin. I would say. It almost looks like a phone booth driving down the road.

0:28:31 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, it yeah. It's a Fiat short. It's a Fiat short. It's brand new, and it's It's skinny, but it's tall. And it's Italian. It's Italian.

0:28:44 Unknown Speaker #2

It's Italian.

0:28:45 Unknown Speaker #4

It's Italian.

0:28:48 Unknown Speaker #2

A drop cloth. It's a fine car. It it really is and you know there's there's the new Hybrids obviously, there's electric. This one is green. What does this one run on? I can I can't place the smell?

0:29:03 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. So this is the car you you're saying it doesn't run on gas.

0:29:09 Unknown Speaker #2

No. No. And it

0:29:10 Unknown Speaker #4

doesn't it's not a hybrid. And the color of the car is green?

0:29:15 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, no. No. It's green like a a, you know, environmentally

0:29:20 Unknown Speaker #4

right. Yes. Sound Yeah. It runs off of massage lubricant. So I back it up to the spa. Yeah. It runs off of massage

0:29:35 Unknown Speaker #1

or the grease trap from the spa into into your car? Well, we

0:29:40 Unknown Speaker #3

have a great spa that has, you know, no matter where you getting a massage, it all goes into the same grease trap like a grill. And so you could just unhack Our haul

0:29:49 Unknown Speaker #4

is Yeah. Our spa is very similar to a griddle. It has it it all comes down to the front and grows into a trap. And these are giants. They are believable. So they they got Why do you say Italian now? Strap.

0:30:08 Unknown Speaker #1

Why do you say What do

0:30:09 Unknown Speaker #4

i say? What am I saying? A tanians. They're a tanians.

0:30:15 Unknown Speaker #2

Well From

0:30:16 Unknown Speaker #4

italy, it's a tan.

0:30:17 Unknown Speaker #2

I think the car is fantastic, and we should, you know, I think we don't spend enough time talking amenities. Obviously, you can get a nice massage. You can get Shihatsu or scrambled. But my my preference is obviously flapjack where they flip you over a few times while they're doing it. The Gridle massages have been a would you guys say they've been a hit?

0:30:38 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, yeah. Absolutely. And I like that you can I like that you can also you can be in there? And you can have five or six people getting the massage, and also they'll be baking there.

0:30:49 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. And I'll say this I'll say this next time you're in there, try the egg in a hole. That's all I'll say.

0:30:55 Unknown Speaker #1

Because because a lot I'll tell you this. A lot of people are like, I don't I don't feel like that's something I'd be into. I don't it's something that would feel good. But I tell you, if you go in there and you get the egg in the hole, you are gonna it's gonna feel good, and you're

0:30:55 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah.

0:31:06 Unknown Speaker #3

gonna feel like this

0:31:07 Unknown Speaker #1

is my new thing.

0:31:08 Unknown Speaker #3

That's a strange one because it's not about eating the egg at all. They they put the egg in one of your holes, and it's it's a it's a spa treatment.

0:31:17 Unknown Speaker #2

And I don't wanna spoil it. I mean, I don't wanna spoil it, but let's just say you're getting a golf ball up your nose.

0:31:24 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. Yeah. No spoilers, but that's exactly what it is.

0:31:27 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, because we've all had those pimples on our on our nose that that kinda, like, get they hurt real bad because they're deep in there. Once you put a golf ball up your nose and you have somebody press around on the outside, your pores just explode. And I mean that in literally and figuratively. It's it's a an open an opening of your soul through your nose holes is what I would say.

0:31:51 Unknown Speaker #2

An opening of your soul through your nose hole and think everybody. That's the six thirty croon per second.

0:32:03 Unknown Speaker #4

Now did you just set him up with that skip? Or did you just That

0:32:07 Unknown Speaker #2

whole conversation was to get me to the six thirty kroon per second, and we hit it. Yeah.

0:32:12 Unknown Speaker #3

Well, we've done a lot of great jingles around. For for the different amenities at subtle shores.

0:32:17 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. Name an amenity and we'll go, we'll take you through the jingles because there's a lot of exciting stuff, you know. There's obviously the

0:32:26 Unknown Speaker #4

what about the slide at the pool?

0:32:28 Unknown Speaker #2

Oh, yes. Start getting the water. The slide is real dry.

0:32:37 Unknown Speaker #1

Bad thing to hear when you're about to get on a water slide.

0:32:40 Unknown Speaker #4

I think

0:32:41 Unknown Speaker #3

we need to rethink Of course, there's our famous buffet that has three fantastic carving stations. A real salad bar

0:32:50 Unknown Speaker #4

and

0:32:52 Unknown Speaker #3

a dessert caddy.

0:32:54 Unknown Speaker #2

And I think a real quick This is why we got bumped up to one thirty three. Is the salad bar is no longer plastic salads. It's all real.

0:33:01 Unknown Speaker #3

It's real.

0:33:02 Unknown Speaker #2

It's it's all and it's, you know, when you look at it.

0:33:05 Unknown Speaker #4

We got our beef license.

0:33:06 Unknown Speaker #3

And our dessert caddy, news, excuse.

0:33:09 Unknown Speaker #1

See, I

0:33:10 Unknown Speaker #3

am only zoomed right past that. We got our beef license.

0:33:12 Unknown Speaker #4

We have our beef license. Well, our our steak license.

0:33:16 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, what our steak learners permit. I we still have to work with an over twenty five year old steak expert.

0:33:24 Unknown Speaker #3

That's right. He watches us cook, make sure we know what medium is, make sure we

0:33:29 Unknown Speaker #4

know what river is. Salt Bay's son is on-site.

0:33:34 Unknown Speaker #3

Pepper Bay.

0:33:35 Unknown Speaker #4

And he's pepper Bay, a sneezy individual.

0:33:39 Unknown Speaker #2

God bless you.

0:33:40 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. He is a sneezy individual, isn't he?

0:33:44 Unknown Speaker #4

And every sneezey individual.

0:33:46 Unknown Speaker #2

He's a real sneeze bag, I would say.

0:33:49 Unknown Speaker #4

He is. But but, Dwayne, I do have front row tickets to tonight six thirty. I will be there.

0:33:56 Unknown Speaker #2

My biggest I'm

0:33:57 Unknown Speaker #4

bringing a day Whoa.

0:33:59 Unknown Speaker #2

Okay. Drop cloth. This is we have not talked much about romantic life on here, you know. Some of us like to keep it private, but drop cloth, tell us about this date.

0:34:08 Unknown Speaker #4

Yep. I have been on the apps. So I, you know

0:34:13 Unknown Speaker #2

let's roll this. I'm in right

0:34:16 Unknown Speaker #1

yes.

0:34:16 Unknown Speaker #4

Mozzarella sticks, calamari rings, fried pickles.

0:34:22 Unknown Speaker #2

Mozzarella sticks is a little more for, like, quick in and out dip hookups and calamari rings, I would say.

0:34:29 Unknown Speaker #4

Obviously, it's it's for multiple -- Yes.

0:34:32 Unknown Speaker #5

--

0:34:32 Unknown Speaker #4

multiple parts.

0:34:33 Unknown Speaker #2

Multiple partners and you wanna put a ring on all of them.

0:34:36 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. Yeah.

0:34:36 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. And Ricata Yeah.

0:34:38 Unknown Speaker #1

Believe it was. Ricata

0:34:41 Unknown Speaker #4

is is nasty. I'll get on very hot, filthy, dirty, slimy, I'll get on Ricata late, and I'll chat with some ladies on there.

0:34:53 Unknown Speaker #3

You think you never know with Ricardo. It could be any anyone, anything on there.

0:34:58 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. So I did meet yeah. I did meet a woman on It was stuffed mushrooms. So we're coming tonight.

0:35:13 Unknown Speaker #2

I do

0:35:14 Unknown Speaker #4

not know that much about her.

0:35:15 Unknown Speaker #2

Have you met in person yet or just chat. So No.

0:35:18 Unknown Speaker #4

Just chat.

0:35:19 Unknown Speaker #3

Can I ask this is kinda personal, but can I ask when's the last time you were on, like, a real person to person date?

0:35:25 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah.

0:35:26 Unknown Speaker #4

That's a great question, and it has been a year because I've been heartbroken. I have been really, really heartbroken. And I just couldn't bring myself to meet anyone new because I was just thinking of my ex wife. I was just thinking about her, and she's moved on, and I was having trouble moving on. But I think I'm ready. And I do there's something about this woman I met on stuffed mushrooms, her I showed you guys her pictures

0:35:56 Unknown Speaker #5

--

0:35:57 Unknown Speaker #3

mhmm.

0:35:57 Unknown Speaker #4

and her pictures

0:35:57 Unknown Speaker #5

--

0:35:59 Unknown Speaker #3

i'll say she's on the right app. She's on the right app. She looks like stuffed mushrooms.

0:36:05 Unknown Speaker #1

Right. Because I was gonna say, stuff mushrooms is, of course, the dating app that's just for people with extensive plastic surgery. Right? Am I confused? Or is that is that the

0:36:15 Unknown Speaker #2

yeah. No. You were you obviously, you've seen the commercials, which I because I'm the spokesman for stuffed mushrooms. If you're like me and you're covered in plastic surgery, stuffed mushrooms. Yeah.

0:36:29 Unknown Speaker #4

Right. You bailed on that song quick and just got to you got to the the the the the brand.

0:36:37 Unknown Speaker #2

I have to I have trouble keeping time without a Metro Well,

0:36:40 Unknown Speaker #3

you're a crooner, not a jingler. No offense. Right. A jingler is a different beast, and you don't really put all your focus in that. It seems like.

0:36:48 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. She looked like she is trying to be a new person with plastic surgery. Because underlying the plastic surgery, you guys have seen the photo. It looks like somebody we all know.

0:37:02 Unknown Speaker #2

The woman?

0:37:04 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah.

0:37:05 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. Absolutely.

0:37:06 Unknown Speaker #4

And she's trying to do a new life.

0:37:08 Unknown Speaker #2

Mhmm. Yes. To me Oh,

0:37:11 Unknown Speaker #3

a little bit like like, Skip's wife. Right? No. No. She just looks a little bit I'm not saying it's her. I'm saying looks a little No.

0:37:11 Unknown Speaker #1

it looks

0:37:22 Unknown Speaker #4

We're not saying it's her. We're not saying it's her.

0:37:25 Unknown Speaker #1

Okay. Let's walk this this logic out to the end of the line here. If that say, for example, this is my this is my wife on stuffed mushrooms. Hey, it's a very I've seen I I've seen it. It's a verified profile, and you can't get verified on stuffed mushrooms unless you can present surgery receipts.

0:37:43 Unknown Speaker #3

It's one of the most professional apps.

0:37:44 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. And so my wife

0:37:46 Unknown Speaker #3

appetizers.

0:37:48 Unknown Speaker #1

Mhmm. And my wife, my wife, you've seen we've all seen her in regular life. She doesn't look like that. She hasn't had any surgery. Right. So there's no way that this lady on on this act I

0:38:01 Unknown Speaker #2

because we so we're trying to figure out obviously on Twitter to get the blue check on stuffed mushrooms you get the blue cheese. How did she get the blue cheese? If it's not really your wife if you didn't get the real plastic surgery.

0:38:12 Unknown Speaker #3

That's a great question.

0:38:14 Unknown Speaker #2

It might not be your wife. I think all that your brother was saying is she looks a lot like your wife trying to maybe I don't know if she doesn't love you or Wait.

0:38:26 Unknown Speaker #1

Right. So so so that's not true. Yeah.

0:38:29 Unknown Speaker #1

My wife tells me has told me she loves me.

0:38:29 Unknown Speaker #4

It could be.

0:38:32 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh. Have you seen the he he videos on TikTok? Look at mine. Do Michael Jackson makeup and they go To that's

0:38:40 Unknown Speaker #2

on, and

0:38:41 Unknown Speaker #1

they answer

0:38:42 Unknown Speaker #4

in that, man, man, oh, Yeah.

0:38:45 Unknown Speaker #1

I've

0:38:45 Unknown Speaker #4

seen that. It could just be your wife in MJ makeup.

0:38:49 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes. She could be exploring.

0:38:50 Unknown Speaker #1

I just don't think that she would be able to get verified. I think the only way it actually works is if the person who lives in my house who I see every day is wearing a mask to look like she did before she got the plastic surgery and actually underneath the mask she wears all day at my house? She's actually got got in that plastic surgery. You're saying the woman that I married is now pretending

0:39:12 Unknown Speaker #4

to be the person she was.

0:39:13 Unknown Speaker #3

Skin, can I ask you a question?

0:39:15 Unknown Speaker #4

No way.

0:39:16 Unknown Speaker #3

Can I ask you a question? Of course. You say you're at work all the time and you say you're you're so busy at work and you don't have time to spend with your kid. Maybe you don't have time to spend with your wife who's desperately looking for attention. Can I ask what it is you're so busy with? Because no offense. The chandeliers are the chandeliers are still up, and the I'll just say this. The lobby hasn't changed much in the last two weeks.

0:39:39 Unknown Speaker #2

That is a great question for a workaholic. Would the world stop spinning off its access if you spent some time with your family?

0:39:46 Unknown Speaker #3

And if you are gonna be a workaholic, Can you do some work?

0:39:50 Unknown Speaker #1

I'll say this. All the work you guys have seen has been in the shadows and in the back end. It's all back end work I've been doing. Well, that's what I'm saying. If you can see the work having been done, then it wasn't done right. Like, you the way that the way that good work happens is that People, all of a sudden, one day, they're like, oh, this is different, but they didn't feel it happening. The things changed so slowly and so so so meticulously. That they didn't see it changing until it was already changed. And and then it's you know, they're like, oh, wow. This is totally different and new and better now. And that is what's happening with the hotel. Okay? All the back end changes to the database for the rooms. We talked about that. Okay? Like, finding homes for all of those chandeliers. Okay? That's a thing that doesn't just happen overnight, Sydney. I know that you like to live Skip.

0:40:37 Unknown Speaker #3

I think you're having a breakdown, Skip. Skip. You're having a breakdown. You're making it longer and longer to do list every day, and none of those things are getting done.

0:40:44 Unknown Speaker #2

You're what about the back end? I think the back end chain What's that?

0:40:48 Unknown Speaker #4

He's staring out the window while he was delivering Well, it's it's monologue.

0:40:53 Unknown Speaker #1

Staring out the window now is is is a sign that you're having a mental breakdown or you're avoiding things?

0:40:59 Unknown Speaker #4

Okay. Well, you can't can't

0:41:00 Unknown Speaker #3

look anybody in the eye that you're in the room with because you need to stare out the window. It's not a side.

0:41:05 Unknown Speaker #4

I'm canceling my date. I just canceled it. Just out of respect. I'm a respectful guy. Alright? I don't date my friend's current wife.

0:41:19 Unknown Speaker #2

Hey. That's bro code.

0:41:21 Unknown Speaker #4

I'm putting up a boundary. I'm a bro, and I will not wine and dine. My best friend and business partner's wife while he's working at his job with her.

0:41:35 Unknown Speaker #3

Where's your talk, sir.

0:41:37 Unknown Speaker #2

Thank you. As Phil is working together, we should talk bro code a little bit because You're right.

0:41:43 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. Then there's some stuff you wanna get on the same page with with your guys. And you it's it's could be hard if you don't understand stuff. We all grew up in different cities. Different eras for and I'm glad to hear that part of drop cost pro code is you don't go on a date with your friend's wife they're still married and she's secretly pretending to be a stuffed mushroom.

0:41:43 Unknown Speaker #3

You're right.

0:42:04 Unknown Speaker #3

I think, you know, I think I think you're right. I think we all have sort of our off limits things are things we're not willing to talk about, areas of our lives that each other are not allowed to touch or encroach on.

0:42:15 Unknown Speaker #2

Mhmm.

0:42:15 Unknown Speaker #3

You know? Yeah. For example, I fell in love with that mermaid. And I I know you all know that if we ever see her again, you guys are not to make a move.

0:42:25 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, I'll I'll say this before you, Sydney. I I still to this day stand by my assertion that that was a manatee. Well, I I did. I

0:42:35 Unknown Speaker #3

no. That was a gorgeous mermaid.

0:42:38 Unknown Speaker #4

It's it feels like Wait. Are all manatee's men.

0:42:45 Unknown Speaker #2

No. Okay. This is an interesting -- No.

0:42:48 Unknown Speaker #2

little tangent here. Manatee.

0:42:48 Unknown Speaker #5

--

0:42:50 Unknown Speaker #4

I mean, Manatees.

0:42:51 Unknown Speaker #2

They don't call them lady a tease.

0:42:55 Unknown Speaker #4

Or is it manatees? So they're all women.

0:42:59 Unknown Speaker #2

And now I'm seeing that maybe Sydney is agreeing with this.

0:43:02 Unknown Speaker #3

Now you guys don't know anything about manatees. That you don't this you're not on to something here.

0:43:07 Unknown Speaker #4

Wait. What is the top of this mermaid look like? Or what did the bottom half look like?

0:43:13 Unknown Speaker #3

Well, you know Flippers. Classic mermaid flippers. You know, very sort of tapered near the bottom, and then, you know, it opens up a little bit towards the middle.

0:43:23 Unknown Speaker #1

And what in

0:43:24 Unknown Speaker #4

the top look like?

0:43:27 Unknown Speaker #3

I would say, gorgeous hair, gorgeous beautiful hair, a few whiskers. Sure. A couple a couple whiskers.

0:43:35 Unknown Speaker #2

And I couldn't be fish related. Yeah. I could be under water,

0:43:38 Unknown Speaker #1

mermaid. So I

0:43:39 Unknown Speaker #3

couldn't I couldn't tell this. I couldn't tell if it was a glimmer in the water. Or if it was two crisp tusks. I wasn't sure. But I'm

0:43:48 Unknown Speaker #1

so it's So it wasn't a vanity then. It was a walrus.

0:43:52 Unknown Speaker #3

No. It was a woman. It was a woman. It was a

0:43:56 Unknown Speaker #2

it was a mermaid. Rush. I mean, it Russ is a man's name. Are all walrus' men that Man,

0:44:03 Unknown Speaker #4

that's a great question. No.

0:44:05 Unknown Speaker #3

You're not smart. You don't know anything about marine life.

0:44:07 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, okay, let's see that. Let's try this. What was the woman's language of choice?

0:44:14 Unknown Speaker #3

Well, you know, we didn't really get to talk a lot, but she went pretty nuts when I threw a fish in the water.

0:44:19 Unknown Speaker #4

Okay. So no language but hungry for fish.

0:44:25 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes. But wouldn't you be if you were swimming all day without any extra flippers, just your own?

0:44:32 Unknown Speaker #2

That's interesting.

0:44:34 Unknown Speaker #4

Are we talking arms?

0:44:37 Unknown Speaker #1

Arms. What are those?

0:44:38 Unknown Speaker #2

I know most armies have arms. So that's a good question.

0:44:41 Unknown Speaker #1

Because it's human from the waist up.

0:44:44 Unknown Speaker #3

Absolutely human from the waist up. I think she was wearing the clamshell bra. I thing. Mhmm.

0:44:50 Unknown Speaker #4

And beautiful singing voice? Well, it was more

0:44:54 Unknown Speaker #3

of a bark. I would say Exactly. But it was just because she was hopping out of the water real quick. She was gorgeous. And I swear to God, if any of you make a move on her when we're on the way out to the casino, I'll get I'll get

0:45:07 Unknown Speaker #4

one last question. Did tourists gather and scream? Look, there's What did they say?

0:45:15 Unknown Speaker #3

Well, I saw her first and I said, oh my god. That's a mermaid. I'm in love with her. So everybody just sort of said yes to that.

0:45:25 Unknown Speaker #4

The Broco came into a

0:45:27 Unknown Speaker #2

broco.

0:45:28 Unknown Speaker #4

He came into play there and they backed up.

0:45:31 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, big

0:45:33 Unknown Speaker #4

well, considering

0:45:34 Unknown Speaker #2

rose, if and and let us know in the comments, fellas. If your friend is dating a sea creature and thinks it's a half human half fish. Do it's pro code that you don't do you tell them or do you not tell them?

0:45:46 Unknown Speaker #4

I think you've gotta tell

0:45:48 Unknown Speaker #1

them, which is why I've said and especially if he's your brother, and you're afraid of how far he'll go in his sort of pursuit of of quote unquote love.

0:45:56 Unknown Speaker #3

Wanted to see me with anybody. You never wanted to me with anybody. You would always try to block me, dude.

0:46:01 Unknown Speaker #1

I would I was never trying to block you. I was just trying to get you to actually confront whether or not this person was good for you in the or was always no. That's not my fault. It's your choices. Okay?

0:46:11 Unknown Speaker #2

Should we discuss the wedding when you married an angel that fell from heaven that a lot of us said was a hawk

0:46:19 Unknown Speaker #3

sure. We can discuss that. We can discuss my romance at the zoo. We can discuss whatever you want.

0:46:24 Unknown Speaker #1

Hang on. You yes.

0:46:26 Unknown Speaker #4

Because you swore there was a minotaur at the zoo.

0:46:30 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. I was working one day, and my glasses fell off and went down the drain. But right then, the love of my day walked right into my eyes.

0:46:40 Unknown Speaker #1

Oh, your day.

0:46:42 Unknown Speaker #3

See Yeah.

0:46:44 Unknown Speaker #1

With your approach to dating.

0:46:45 Unknown Speaker #4

Real quick real quick, I have told you many times. I will fix your drain, and don't wear glasses in the shower. It's drain, huge.

0:46:58 Unknown Speaker #3

It's a big drain. I well, I don't know if you know this, but my hair falls out fast. It's long it's real, but if a couple strands fall out it, it'll gum up the whole drain.

0:47:07 Unknown Speaker #2

And I I think I mean, I don't know if this is true, but if I remember correctly, You lost your glasses in the drain, but it's because you fell in the drain. Your glasses fell off and climbing out Yeah.

0:47:16 Unknown Speaker #3

I mean, there's a longer story, but I lost you You lost

0:47:18 Unknown Speaker #2

your last train.

0:47:19 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. You lost the glasses in the tub, and you lost yourself down the drain?

0:47:24 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. I came out. I I came out in the ocean. I mean, I fell down the drain, I went through miles, and I came out in the ocean. Unfortunately, I came out the sewage let So I fell on some diapers, some poo poo, some pee pee. And it was It was But there's diapers down there. You have? Lots adore it, my man.

0:47:46 Unknown Speaker #4

I don't think they flush though. Oh, you're naive.

0:47:50 Unknown Speaker #1

You're Listen, guys, this isn't what this podcast about. Okay? We could deconstruct

0:47:54 Unknown Speaker #4

i'm not naive. I'm by age.

0:47:56 Unknown Speaker #1

No. Come on. We could deconstruct Sydney's whole dating life for hours, but that's not this podcast is about. We should get people pumped because as we've said, we're just a couple weeks now away from the grand opening

0:48:08 Unknown Speaker #1

offshore casino portion of subtle shores, which is a huge huge thing. We've actually we've just put in the order for our the banquet tables, and the sort of ballroom decorations. We are we are going all out for the celebration on the offshore casino And I and I couldn't be more excited because, obviously, it's a a finish line. It's it's the point we can get if we can get there and we can open it up that's the turning point. That's the

0:48:08 Unknown Speaker #4

of the

0:48:38 Unknown Speaker #3

it's really the one two punch. Right? The subtle shores is a gorgeous relaxing resort, spa, and buffet, And then there's the nightlife, baby. Once you get out into international waters, you leave all American laws behind and wish yourself luck.

0:48:54 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. And it's been honestly tough. I put in from seven AM to twelve every day. I take off the afternoons, but working with these pirates, and getting them to I'm sort of the contractor and they're sort of subs and getting them to do work is very tough. These men are drunk. They are so drunk.

0:49:19 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. Their their their parents in a pretty classical sense.

0:49:22 Unknown Speaker #1

They've got a shanty problem. Let's be honest. They're shanty. Yeah. They see shanty problem.

0:49:28 Unknown Speaker #3

What I found really hard with these pirates is they can't seem to understand the relationship where we're willingly we're willingly giving you money to work here. You don't have to keep stealing all of our things.

0:49:40 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, their life has never been their reaction.

0:49:42 Unknown Speaker #3

You come back and we're going to give you money, don't take the wrench.

0:49:46 Unknown Speaker #2

It's like asking a leopard to change spots or a crooner not to love a tune. It is just impossible to get a pirate to not want to rob you. You could give them house and home and they will still take your shoes off your back. It is so hard.

0:50:00 Unknown Speaker #3

It's like

0:50:00 Unknown Speaker #1

asking it's like asking my this eighteen year old weimreiner to, you know, shake. You know? It's an old dog. Or just stop the shivering.

0:50:11 Unknown Speaker #2

Stop shake, you know.

0:50:13 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. You didn't teach your dog a trick. To stop shivering, teach it that trick, or to use the bathroom not laying down.

0:50:23 Unknown Speaker #2

This thing is it is It's ads for moral, and it's terrible for cancer.

0:50:29 Unknown Speaker #1

I won't say it's a

0:50:30 Unknown Speaker #3

cancer anymore.

0:50:31 Unknown Speaker #4

The dog is not for For

0:50:34 Unknown Speaker #2

for skip, I will say. Skip skip. How long have we been begging you

0:50:38 Unknown Speaker #3

to put that dog down?

0:50:39 Unknown Speaker #1

Since the day I got it.

0:50:41 Unknown Speaker #2

need to

0:50:41 Unknown Speaker #4

We only

0:50:42 Unknown Speaker #3

bitch you.

0:50:42 Unknown Speaker #4

You guys. We have an intervention with bad.

0:50:45 Unknown Speaker #1

In fact, the day that I got the day that I got this dog, you guys had a you guys came into my my home and you asked, Why can I purchase? Why did I press a dog corpse? It's what you asked me. And I told you guys, it is a living breathing slowly dog. Okay? I know.

0:51:07 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, because it was pronounced dead at the interveterinarian. You know, we all we all read our little notes in our piece and then the vet said time of death three years ago.

0:51:17 Unknown Speaker #3

And I can't tell you guys, this dog stinks. I can't I can't reference that part enough. He stinks up a room.

0:51:23 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, you tried getting this thing into a bath. Alright?

0:51:26 Unknown Speaker #4

He looked at his watch. And said three years ago.

0:51:37 Unknown Speaker #2

What do we think Put

0:51:38 Unknown Speaker #4

his hand up to the neck with the pulse, looked at his watch, and said three years ago, Skip.

0:51:45 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, okay. So if you guys believe him, what the hell was the noise earlier that when when it failed?

0:51:51 Unknown Speaker #3

Skip. We're honestly trying to get you to put the dog down for your sake. Just so that you believe it. The dog's dead skin.

0:51:57 Unknown Speaker #1

I'm not gonna give up on on this dog. Okay? That's not in my blood. Okay? I'm not gonna keep

0:52:03 Unknown Speaker #3

for how long? Fifty years?

0:52:05 Unknown Speaker #1

You can take care

0:52:06 Unknown Speaker #3

of this dog at fifty? Until in.

0:52:08 Unknown Speaker #4

Lee taxidermy dead dog. That you're dragging around.

0:52:14 Unknown Speaker #2

Don't make us spend more time on it, admit that the dog is dead, my man.

0:52:19 Unknown Speaker #4

Let's move on and never mention it again.

0:52:24 Unknown Speaker #3

Come here, boss. Yeah. If you're listening if you're listening, we're just joking about all this weird stuff. Suttle shores is a beautiful place to visit. We have the buffet opening. We have our beef license. We just got chips for the casinos, the pirates have turned straight. This is a good place to be, and we are now taking reservations.

0:52:49 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. And all the ex cons running the buffet are non violent offenses. We had that Yeah. That changed.

0:52:55 Unknown Speaker #4

And we do have we did strike quite a deal with the prison.

0:53:00 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes. Okay. By the way, yeah, our new sponsor, private prisons. We're very excited to shout that out. I've worked with them in the past. They're doing a lot of good stuff taking some work off government's hands and really really helping with what we're doing here obviously the cages for the children's area have been helpful

0:53:18 Unknown Speaker #3

well, obviously, the resort industry and the private prison industry have had long long, you know, hands in the same pot, of course. Yes.

0:53:26 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes. Bigger.

0:53:27 Unknown Speaker #4

They've always been friends.

0:53:29 Unknown Speaker #2

Absolutely. So no one But, yeah, the the pirates gonna be this way. Thank you. Alright. Double friends.

0:53:37 Unknown Speaker #3

I didn't want to admit it, but I've been I've been sitting in on some of your rehearsals. Dwayne. And I I just gotta say, what you do with a microphone is just It's pretty cool.

0:53:52 Unknown Speaker #2

It's Crontangous. And yes, Crontangous is unfortunately what I had to pass because Crontagous was patented by the nutrageous people when they did that eight year ad campaign with Sonatra but Crontagous is my album about contagious crooning, and I'm glad you're enjoying it. I love to

0:54:11 Unknown Speaker #3

be It's truly contagious. It really is contagious. When I hear this guy saying, our croon, I have to also cringe.

0:54:22 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. And the CDC, they actually reviewed they reviewed Crentangous, and they said, They said it's unspreadable.

0:54:35 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. Well they said my albums were unsellable. And I said you are way beyond your bounds here, CDC. But yeah, now we have Dolly Parton has helped us out and is trying to stop my cringe tangents. But I always love seeing a friend behind that soundproof glass while I'm at rehearsal and I can tell when you're having a good time or when you're not. And it looked like you were having a real blast back there with your girlfriend.

0:55:03 Unknown Speaker #3

I was really tapping my toe, and it was tough to find the rhythm, if I'll be honest. But, yeah,

0:55:07 Unknown Speaker #2

it was

0:55:08 Unknown Speaker #3

a good, good time.

0:55:09 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. Save, right, you're preaching to the choir.

0:55:12 Unknown Speaker #3

I could tell. I that's what I always I'm so mystified by is every croon you do, no two are the same, No two ride any recognizable note sequences that people are used to melodies or right out the window.

0:55:26 Unknown Speaker #4

Not of animosity between you and the drummer.

0:55:30 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. My drummer is

0:55:31 Unknown Speaker #4

and I think he's on time But you will stop the show and give him

0:55:37 Unknown Speaker #1

a little bit of your bit of your mind.

0:55:42 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. Yeah. I will give any of my musicians a piece of my mind if I'm off key, off -- Right.

0:55:47 Unknown Speaker #2

take time off cue. And so my drummer and I had bit of a whiplash situation. There's the famous viral thirty minute video of me doing not my time with the drummer. And then him shoving his two sticks up my nose and throwing me across the ballroom like a sleep shot.

0:55:47 Unknown Speaker #5

--

0:56:06 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. I remember that. That was one of the most amazing things I ever said.

0:56:10 Unknown Speaker #3

pulled your feet. He he pulled your feet with the sticks in your nose and watched you.

0:56:10 Unknown Speaker #2

Hey. He

0:56:15 Unknown Speaker #2

It was incredible.

0:56:16 Unknown Speaker #4

It was unbelievable.

0:56:17 Unknown Speaker #3

It was incredible. Because you're able to hit whole new octaves after that.

0:56:22 Unknown Speaker #4

And your nose finally, let's Your nose finally look normal again. Stretch back out.

0:56:30 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. Yeah. We all saw the headline in the post, rejude, and she said, I'm upset about my nose.

0:56:36 Unknown Speaker #3

Because what had happened, you had you had done cocaine so hard that your nose sucked inward?

0:56:41 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. I I was doing cocaine through one of those fucking I don't know about you guys.

0:56:47 Unknown Speaker #3

A coffee straw.

0:56:47 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, yeah, these new straws that they have. That are environmental and just fall apart in a second, you know. They They're

0:56:55 Unknown Speaker #4

hard to do cocaine out of somebody's asshole. Right?

0:56:58 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes. Yeah.

0:56:59 Unknown Speaker #3

So It's a real bummer.

0:57:01 Unknown Speaker #2

Because it's tough to get a a

0:57:03 Unknown Speaker #4

cardboard Wait. Say again?

0:57:06 Unknown Speaker #2

I'm doing okay on my own bum. Because I couldn't find anybody that night, and you could pretend You could pretend if you put a little sheet between yourself and I threw the hole, of course.

0:57:19 Unknown Speaker #1

No. You put a sheet.

0:57:23 Unknown Speaker #3

A great idea.

0:57:24 Unknown Speaker #2

That's the good idea.

0:57:26 Unknown Speaker #4

So you put a you put a sheet around your waist and you do cocaine out of your own ass and pretend that somebody else's?

0:57:33 Unknown Speaker #2

This is for the after dark parts of the episode.

0:57:35 Unknown Speaker #1

But, yeah, you burn the trick or

0:57:37 Unknown Speaker #2

two in Vegas, you know?

0:57:39 Unknown Speaker #1

Oh, yes, folks

0:57:40 Unknown Speaker #4

get ready for last resort after dark. It's milky. It's disgusting. We really ourselves. This is us being chill.

0:57:50 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. I'm excited. We're you were doing a lot of cool new stuff with this podcast, and I feel like you've done a lot of research, skip, on the podcasting sphere. I know you're listening to a lot you're working with a lot of different podcast networks to kind of see how to get us up higher in the Apple podcasts and all of that stuff?

0:58:07 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. I've been doing some research. I'll be honest, cold calling podcast producers and networks doesn't actually render all that many sorta callbacks. Mhmm. I I, you know, I hit up all the big ones. Joe Hogan, obviously, I was like, how how do I like, how do you how'd you do it? How do we do what you do? No response.

0:58:29 Unknown Speaker #2

I would love to get his list in her ship. I would love to get a citizenship.

0:58:32 Unknown Speaker #1

I I also rent

0:58:33 Unknown Speaker #4

he moved to Austin because you found his address in Los Angeles.

0:58:38 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, that is the common story being passed around on the Internet, but it is not true. I didn't find his address in Los Angeles, I purchased it. Because it was readily available, from a disreputable dealer, I'll say this. But you can get whosever address you want if you can pay enough money. And so I did buy Joe Roach

0:59:02 Unknown Speaker #4

a guy who sells him elk meat sold you his address?

0:59:06 Unknown Speaker #1

Yes. Yes.

0:59:08 Unknown Speaker #4

But then He knew you

0:59:09 Unknown Speaker #2

would find him at the airport. So the way he got to Austin was he went to a slow pitch softball game and they confused his head for a ball and someone ended up hitting him. From LA in Austin.

0:59:21 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. You have the story. Fucking travels. Yeah.

0:59:25 Unknown Speaker #3

I heard that's how Joe Hogan travels because he can't go to an airport. It's too busy for him.

0:59:29 Unknown Speaker #2

It's too busy for him. So he goes to places with strong people who confuse his head for a ball. Obviously, shot putters are good for you.

0:59:38 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, did you talk to anybody about the podcast by getting it on Apple Podcast? Or getting it on wherever you listen to podcasts at.

0:59:49 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, yeah. I mean, it it's available on those things already -- Good.

0:59:54 Unknown Speaker #5

--

0:59:55 Unknown Speaker #1

if you yeah. You can get

0:59:56 Unknown Speaker #4

it there.

0:59:57 Unknown Speaker #2

Alright. Drop done. See, now take a load off and spend some time with your mushroom. Because she is drifting further and further apart and you know, I I think based on our four times a week coffees -- Right.

1:00:13 Unknown Speaker #2

but, you know, I think she needs someone in her life that can kind of listen

1:00:13 Unknown Speaker #5

--

1:00:18 Unknown Speaker #3

well, the other day for Mother's Day, we went on a little sunset cruise, and I just think me and your wife and your son, I just think she's feeling neglected, you know. I don't wanna put this on you or whatever, but we were out on the boat, and, you know, she was just telling me a lot of stuff, sorta stroking my hair, and you know, just sort of opening up, and I'll say this. It was beautiful. It was beautiful, and it was sad.

1:00:50 Unknown Speaker #4

Skip. Dwayne, me, and Sydney are having to enact the bro codes. So much with your wife. You gotta pay attention to her.

1:01:02 Unknown Speaker #4

she's on makeup on stuffed mushrooms, trying to get on a date. She's having coffee with Dwayne four times during a four time week, four day week, and she's broken

1:01:02 Unknown Speaker #1

Well

1:01:14 Unknown Speaker #2

into my irritable bowel syndrome.

1:01:17 Unknown Speaker #3

She's she's pruning the regularity of your IBS.

1:01:21 Unknown Speaker #2

It's becoming more irregular because we always have oatmeal during the coffees.

1:01:26 Unknown Speaker #3

That's a classic combo. Can I

1:01:28 Unknown Speaker #2

skip you? Skip I I don't want

1:01:30 Unknown Speaker #4

here is a director for you.

1:01:31 Unknown Speaker #1

Gets into my life. Okay? I don't want to just dig into this. Okay? Like I'll deal with it, okay? This week?

1:01:37 Unknown Speaker #2

This is

1:01:38 Unknown Speaker #1

i'll deal with it.

1:01:39 Unknown Speaker #2

I think this should be a week for you to focus on your family. And trust us to take this is a well oiled machine, a good manager of a business can leave it and it can keep running without him.

1:01:51 Unknown Speaker #1

So what you're worrying about the

1:01:53 Unknown Speaker #4

back end listen. The the the pirates have a meeting this week. Mhmm. With the city, and I said whatever you do, if they don't if they don't approve the way we done the eaves, how we popped up the seal in here and we did the eaves Do not put them in a little box and put them underneath the floor. Do not do that. So we can handle that.

1:02:25 Unknown Speaker #1

Alright. So you guys think I should, like, what? Do you think I should go on vacation from a vacation resort for the next week? Would you Why

1:02:32 Unknown Speaker #2

don't you here here's an idea. Why don't you treat the resort like your own resort, and you can kinda experience it from the customer's perspective.

1:02:41 Unknown Speaker #1

Okay.

1:02:42 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. Hey, this sounds like you're there. I'm gonna help

1:02:44 Unknown Speaker #3

you out. Skip, I'm gonna help you out. Every day this week, at six PM, I want you to clock out. I want you to walk back into the break break room and I want you to take that little piece of paper and I you to physically clock out and take some time for yourself and for your family.

1:03:02 Unknown Speaker #4

And we'll get you over skip.

1:03:04 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. And I mean, maybe maybe this is this isn't a chance to also give us a a sort of trial run for the opening of the offshore casino.

1:03:12 Unknown Speaker #4

Portion. Dwayne, what were you saying?

1:03:15 Unknown Speaker #3

We're gonna skip a makeover?

1:03:16 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. We well, we we you know, we could we've soft opened our makeover. Amenities here, and I would love to get you a makeover there, extreme makeover. Let me stream.

1:03:29 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. Also, that's another big thing we should we should tell everybody about. We just got from ugly to ugly. And it's open -- Mhmm.

1:03:37 Unknown Speaker #5

--

1:03:37 Unknown Speaker #3

and you can go in there and get a makeover. Wait. Hang on.

1:03:40 Unknown Speaker #1

It's called what what It's the

1:03:42 Unknown Speaker #4

first, reverse makeover.

1:03:46 Unknown Speaker #1

But it's taking so it's the premise. It's we take an ugly person and we make them fucking ugly. We make

1:03:51 Unknown Speaker #3

them look at least fun.

1:03:55 Unknown Speaker #2

Fine ugly or fun and ugly.

1:03:58 Unknown Speaker #4

Fun and ugly. Fun and ugly. So we bought We changed We've changed none of your per we changed none of your appearance, but we bump up your personality. Because if you're gonna be ugly, you better be fun.

1:04:10 Unknown Speaker #2

That's right. And it's all heavily based on my wife when my wife and I did our tour fun and ugly, and we we did our song. I'm fun and cheese.

1:04:23 Unknown Speaker #4

You wrote that opening number.

1:04:25 Unknown Speaker #2

It the other way around, but

1:04:28 Unknown Speaker #3

well, that that's when she left you because you're saying it wrong.

1:04:32 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. It was Obviously, a very brutal on stage divorce. Right? If as the word came out of my mouth,

1:04:40 Unknown Speaker #3

it was unbelievable how quickly that judge got

1:04:43 Unknown Speaker #1

in the states. Yeah. There was a judge in the audience who said, I don't care. It's finalized.

1:04:47 Unknown Speaker #3

It was kind of like, is there a doctor in the house? Your wife dreamed I was so in judging that. Is there

1:04:52 Unknown Speaker #1

a lawyer now? Yeah.

1:04:53 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. There was a news there a judge in the house. Is there a lawyer in the house? Obviously And you're

1:04:58 Unknown Speaker #1

still banned from from from from Marongo Casino where that happened?

1:05:03 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. I'm banned from Marongo. And that was that was gambling issues. You know, I was a little depressed. Obviously we got a bunch of callouts the doctor in the house, the lawyer in the house, the boil in the house ended up coming up and by that point now I'm divorced double circumcised Sued by the other two.

1:05:23 Unknown Speaker #3

That's really embarrassing.

1:05:24 Unknown Speaker #2

Shoot by the officer. Damn.

1:05:26 Unknown Speaker #1

What the doctor do?

1:05:27 Unknown Speaker #2

Physical. High blood pressure. I found out I had yeah. I failed the physical high blood pressure. Low testosterone, no hair.

1:05:36 Unknown Speaker #1

Isn't have a hair?

1:05:38 Unknown Speaker #3

He diagnosed you with that.

1:05:40 Unknown Speaker #2

When I turned and coughed, my throat came out.

1:05:54 Unknown Speaker #5

No.

1:05:58 Unknown Speaker #1

That's tougher, guys.

1:06:00 Unknown Speaker #3

That was a really tough job.

1:06:03 Unknown Speaker #4

His stroke came out, and you were diagnosed as no hair.

1:06:09 Unknown Speaker #3

During your job,

1:06:11 Unknown Speaker #2

because I accidentally reversed the lyrics of fun and ugly with my wife. Oh. And our barack go show for young professionals. Everyone in the audience was some sort of had some sort of doctorate in some sort

1:06:24 Unknown Speaker #3

of Yeah. It was a bunch of like LA LA doctors.

1:06:28 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah yeah then there was like is there a professor in the house and someone wrote a paper on me etcetera etcetera. Anyway, I ended up gambling a little too hard the blackjack table because I'd miss I'm reversed the signs for hit and stay and like wouldn't give them the money and they kicked me out and they couldn't say anything because I had no voice because I had coughed my throat out in my fist.

1:06:52 Unknown Speaker #4

I'm surprised you hit the I'm surprised you hit the floor after such a humiliating show.

1:06:58 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, that's the thing. And this is a great ad at the end of the day for our offshore casino. Is no matter what's going on in your life, there's always gambling for you.

1:07:10 Unknown Speaker #3

That's true. Nothing makes you forget, like, losing all the money you brought on vacation.

1:07:14 Unknown Speaker #2

That exists. There's no excitement can match that excitement.

1:07:18 Unknown Speaker #4

Yes, Skip. You need to hit the floor. Alright? As soon as we get the little soft open of the casino, which is gonna happen this week, you need to hit the floor. I'm, of course, gonna hit Dwayne's show at six thirty tonight. I just bought a bunch of clothes from All Saintz, and I'm gonna be carrying around steam punk sewing machine. And I'm gonna sit forever.

1:07:39 Unknown Speaker #3

The money has hit you. Just this little bit of money has really changed you drop Well

1:07:44 Unknown Speaker #4

yeah. I'm wearing stacked heel biker boots, the skinniest jeans you've ever seen in the biggest whitest tee down to my knees.

1:07:53 Unknown Speaker #2

I saw that in the shared calendar, you you're taking three weeks off for for a for a steam punk convention now for drivable com?

1:08:04 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. Derigible Con. I'm gonna go there and learn how to make my own clock. And

1:08:11 Unknown Speaker #3

for three

1:08:14 Unknown Speaker #4

i'm gonna make my own clock. Good.

1:08:16 Unknown Speaker #2

Because I wanted Let's just say the one here is somehow not even right twice a day.

1:08:22 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. I I don't know how it does that.

1:08:24 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, because it's moving backwards. So it's got general to do it. Yeah. There's never the second it's it's a half a second off moving backwards. So the second the second hand always passes. It never

1:08:36 Unknown Speaker #2

which reminds me, everybody, we are doing we're doing a wine happy hour at second two, which is noon. So it's second to on on the all the clocks in your room. Come down for the wine happy hour.

1:08:49 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes.

1:08:49 Unknown Speaker #2

It is free wine

1:08:50 Unknown Speaker #5

--

1:08:50 Unknown Speaker #4

yeah.

1:08:51 Unknown Speaker #5

--

1:08:51 Unknown Speaker #2

expensive cheese. I think is what we've gone with. For that. And the expensive cheese.

1:08:58 Unknown Speaker #1

We're calling an expensive cheese on the menu. It's it's It's

1:09:01 Unknown Speaker #4

not yet to make up for giving free wine, we bumped the cost of the cheese up.

1:09:06 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. They're crofts, singles.

1:09:09 Unknown Speaker #3

It's a French cheese. Piece.

1:09:11 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. And, yeah,

1:09:12 Unknown Speaker #4

it's a potato. It's a Italian cheeses.

1:09:16 Unknown Speaker #2

That's right.

1:09:17 Unknown Speaker #1

And I'm gonna just experience I'm just gonna say I'm gonna experience I'm gonna experience it. I'm not gonna work it, guys. I'm gonna go and I I'm gonna just enjoy these events. And next week, I'm gonna give my honest review of all of all of the hotels amenities as if I was just a regular tourist who's just coming to the resort with their family. So you folks can hear straight from the horse's mouth exactly how how much fun and how exciting this resort is going to be when we finally open up all the new stuff in the next couple weeks.

1:09:50 Unknown Speaker #3

And, Skip, you know what, I got a plan for you. I have I have a little plan for you and I. We're gonna take the boat out this week and we're gonna get you straightened out. Okay? I know what to do here.

1:10:01 Unknown Speaker #2

Oh. Okay. Secret plan or or can can you whisper it to us? Or

1:10:06 Unknown Speaker #3

well, no. I'm just gonna show skip. I can show you better, and I can tell you. Let's just say we're going eight miles off the coast. And we're gonna climb some demons.

1:10:14 Unknown Speaker #2

Okay. That's your season.

1:10:17 Unknown Speaker #4

That sounds like he's taking you to the hunting hole.

1:10:21 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. And, hey, you know, that sounds nice. I I could admit things have been rough. I've been focused a lot on work. It's gonna be nice this week to take a breather, and not be such a control freak. Exactly. Exactly. We're just gonna have it we're gonna have a nice k. But, yeah, folks. Thank you so much for tuning in this week to last resort. We'll be back next week with another episode. And I guess we'll just end it here and say until then.