Schwim-Up Bar

Welcome to Last resort, the podcast where billionaire Jet centers eat prey lovers and a family of five. Just looking for a nice getaway, can tune in to get the inside scoop on the goings on at the one hundred and forty second best. Off beach, Gulf Coast vacation spot, in the beautiful US of A, subtle shores, resort, and buffet, and Offshore casino, folks. I'm Scott Skip Powell, one of your four hosts here with my brother and my TubeBuddy. Introduce yourself, guys.

Well, I'm your brother sitting right next to you Sydney Powell. And I heard that one forty two, and can I say I'm proud? Really? I'm proud. That's not that big of a fall.

Yeah. It is true. It's you know, we we landed gently. We cat like reflexes landed on our feet just a few floors down.

And pride always comes before the fall, they say.

Well, I'm proud.

Hey. And if you're always fallen, there is no before the fall. I know that's a defeatist attitude, guys. And I'm I'm in a bit of a I'm in a bit of a mood this week, but You

can't

we we should just move Well, you guys should introduce yourselves. Just just keep going.

Crude in Duane Newman over here, I'm I'm not gonna lie. I'm trying to be a little more honest when present with where I am, and I'm hungover. I I went a little hard after the we soft opened the offshore casino and I feel like shit, but I've got my bloody margarita here. Bloody margarita. I don't see my mouth.

You shouldn't be drinking that. That was a

well, we've heard of a bloody Mary or a bloody Maria, but a bloody margarita, you sort of have two full drinks mixed than one.

Yeah. Somebody got cut at the margarita bar last night, a little bit of blood. Blent out. So I think you you accidentally grabbed a bloody margarita instead of Mary Mary.

Well, whatever it is, it's gonna cure what hails me, and I think I'm addicted. I think I need blood now and my morning drinks, but I'm hungover. And feel good, and I feel my teeth growing, and I'm afraid of my Well, you're

a little bit older man. So you're probably feeling good, like, one of those young guy transfusions.

That's exactly right. I'm getting blood transfusions through a drink.

I think your stomach's taking all the nutrients out of it before it gets into system.

What do you mean?

The platelets and the blood. You're not Well,

i mean, you're looking a little distended.

Yes. Big tummy on Dwayne over there. Big Big And

and I will say a sudden big tummy.

A sudden big tummy.

I've been trying to figure out some health issues, so I'm on the salt diet.

And I Big ankles too.

I'm sorry. Was that mandated by a doctor, or is that just kind of a thing you're trying

out? Oh, yeah. This doctor it's all doctor stuff. It's all doctor stuff.

Hey, everybody. My name's Joe Young. You can call me drop cloth, and no, I have never smoke cigarettes, my voice is just like this.

Joe Joe was the at the we'll get into the soft of of him. Sorry.

I'm all

over. Nope. Don't worry.

Said it right.

That's right.

Well, a

couple of us Ofted on a little bit of the opening and yeah. He's got us.

And let's just say that you know, you could probably tell a

bunch of stories. That was in the that was in the the first write up, more like a soft open.

Well, they told me to dock the boat, and I missed and I well, I docked the boat. If you know what I mean, I came up onto the dock rather than right next to the dock.

Everybody's seen the very famous video where the six or seven people are in the speedboat, it gets some air. It starts to turn. Bam. Bam. In the floor, they're all hurt bad? Well, we had a situation very similar.

Let's just say it was viral part two.

Yes.

Yeah. Everybody, if you wanna people go ahead.

Dwayne went down a hard, right into the window. And I do wanna say that's probably why your stomach is so bulbous. It's got a it's bulbous. It's boneless. It's very boneless, and I think it's because of the the the speedboat accident we were all in. We're all on the mend.

We're It's a combination of things. Yeah. We've already discussed the salt the salt diet, which has to be playing a part, maybe being

well, normally, we take the ferry out there, but I had already been out once that day and forgotten my phone. So we wanted to get back out there quick and ride on the speedboat. And I'm just not used to docking that

well, here's the thing. I think you gotta throttle down. And I know that that's not a phrase you like to say, sister.

No. Because here's what people don't know. When you're on the water, there are no brakes, you know? Nobody knows. Used to hitting the brakes, but when you're on the water, you have to keep the engine going. When you're off the throttle, you're off the wheel.

Yes. And you know that.

Say last resort exclusive. When you're on the water, there's no breaks, folks.

Yes. Yes.

That and that's from a professional captain. You need throttle to turn. Right?

It's just like

just not as much as I used. You

and what What you are used to doing the slide on Mario Kart, where hop up and you get the slide. Exactly. And in a boat, when it gets choppy out there near the offshore casino,

does it? And a big issue with Right. As we were getting kinda we hunted down by a red shell. There's a red shell coming at us.

Red child coming at us.

These pirates they'll take info from wherever they can get it.

That's right.

When you got a red shell on you, you know your days are numbered. That shit is devastating.

But we hit that with a lightning bolt shrink their little asses.

Yeah. It's the only reason we got out there safely until

well, Dwayne had some diarrhea and put oil up on somebody's windshield.

That's right. Thank you, Dwayne.

Appreciate that.

We could cut the first half and just say I put all up on somebody's windshield.

I don't That's got that part. You put oil up. Some sticky oil the way you help this out.

And it stank. Number one. Oh.

Oh, wee dog. But wow. Almost did a crew in there.

Yeah. It's contagious. We talked about it the last episode. I've been I've been it's been contagious.

But folks, the big news is the offshore casino is up and pretty much running.

Yeah. You know, we we haven't hung the grand opening sign yet because as you do with like that. You want a soft open sorta see how -- Yeah.

--

see how things go without a a a rush. Yeah.

And before we get GW Bush out there to do the big grand opening with the sign. Oh, that's right. We booked George W. Well, his paintings are in

yeah. His paintings are all over the lobby.

Well, big exclusive. We got George w, Bush's patents in the lobby of the And Carrie's.

You too, Gary.

You too, Carrie's?

Some Carrie. Jim Carey.

We got Jim Carey's political stuff, which is really freaking people out. Yeah.

And we got some of John Carey's comedy, which is really side.

Yeah. John Carey is doing his flip flop power.

Yes.

Well, here's the thing, guys. With a with a space as big as this offshore casino, we're we're we have space to fill, time to fill. So we had to kinda just sort see what was out there and take the first things that that sort of fell in our lap.

can be honest, these ex presidents are looking for a way to get off of America mainland. Because now that you know, America's coming to be what it is. Yeah. Everybody who's in in charge before -- Yeah.

And we

they're mad at him.

--

Yeah. Every a lot of presidents are coming to us to do their hobby. Yeah. And that's awesome. We're kind of a a little landing spot for them to get their hobby

off the bat. I was really excited when Jimmy Carter hit us up and asked if he could perform Little Wayne's the Carter three.

Yeah. The Vinenie Carter three?

Yeah. The Jimmy Carter three. We do that at a Interesting hobby for him. Yeah. Honestly, you've never expected from a guy like him, but in practice, it works.

His email, the subject line he double underlined to unsent. Answered also.

So he's he's giving us the full Carter three. Jimmy Carter showed up, fucked up on Lean.

Yes. Yes.

Oh my god. Face tatted.

It actually chilled him out

bit, though. He makes more sense leaned up.

a little

Yeah. Jimmy Carter's and we're losing. We got a sick call. We got another

it's another sinkhole.

We're losing, skipped in a sink.

Alright. The sink will get you now. Be careful with those sharpest chairs. We're talking

about the sinkhole. There only one sinkhole here at the hotel at subtle shores. I don't know if you're looking on Yelp or whatever. There's not fifty sinkholes. There's one and we purposefully use it as our recording space just so that, you know, everybody else is safe.

It's just like the banner says out front, subtle shores, buffet and offshore casino, just one sinkhole. That's right. And under new management, I think we got on there. Right?

Yeah. The good

thing about it.

Under new under new management, but we'll fix that.

Yes. Yeah. Spalling her. Also, the I I I'll tell you all this. I think it was a very good good idea to bring on Oreggy s parsley parsnip as a a managing partner. Mhmm. Because, you know, we were having trouble. And so the new management thing, it's not a lie. And it was time

to do it to h y m e.

It was

it was. Butterfly. The gorgeous, Dwayne pretending like he loves the small things over there. Dwayne, Dwayne,

really, basically. Dwayne, really performing

nine, miss lately.

Dwayne out doing big shows, bird watching on the grounds all the time. You're like, gorgeous robbing.

I take all my dates on a walk where I know I'll walk past a flower and I'll sniff that thing. Yes, sir,

dwayne.

But, yeah, we overall, the soft open or whether it's I'm hungover

is because we parted. We had a blast.

Yes. So here's the thing at Settle Shores is you could party with the management. Yeah. And my you know, on my Wednesday night show, we do the after show

--

uh-huh. -- after the show is the after after show. And then after that is the Caldwell and Uber and make sure he gets home safe.

And that's one of the fun parts for the audience. They really get to get their hands on the show, and even the performer, if they're lucky.

Yeah. Yeah. It took about seventeen people to get me home last night. Seventeen lucky fan. They were having them

last, I will say. In the beginning. Yeah.

Yeah. You passed out in the crowd surfing portion. You were kind of a lifeless body there getting tossed around. You made it too far back in the crowd. You fell off towards the back the ballroom.

Yeah. I I wiped out in the crowd surf. I passed out and I wiped out. And

and you actually were hit by a big foamy thing, like, on the show, Shark. Yes.

Like

Oh, like the show wipeout.

the show wipeout.

Yeah. I ended up crowd surfing through a wipeout episode.

Yeah. Rob Briggle roasted your ass.

That guy is personable and you see he he hits all quadrants including crooning. Yes. Football. Alternative comedy

uh-huh.

big budget movies and crooning side side by side of

--

the spectrum. Of course, crooning.

But I wanna thank everybody for not. Well, for not robbing all of my money after the pass out, I obviously carry cash only Yes.

You and you don't use a bank account. You just keep all your cash on you.

No. You don't do you don't do bank accounts anymore. I don't I I'm a bit of a conspiracy theorist as I think drop cloth and I really get along

on this stuff. Yes. Yes.

Once they have your bank account, they have all your information.

Uh-huh. And if if we can be honest, I think for Skip and I, this has been a bit of a problem dealing with you guys' conspiracists. It's been tough to

things going when you don't believe that anything is above board.

get

Well, it was especially tough when we were getting the casino off the ground. I got smallpox. Because I, of course, I'm not putting that scene in me. I don't do no scenes.

Which is vaccine? Vaccines. Yes. Because you do make a scene.

I make a scene. From that scene. Yes. Yes. So thanks for letting me take off a while. Honestly for that.

Sure. Sure why

i don't get it. Well, I got hugepox

--

mhmm. -- which has not been around for about four hundred or five hundred years.

Well, And I'm not convinced that that's necessarily even a disease. It might I'm to me, it feels like you just have a few moles.

And I'm still

and I'm still pretty sure it's road rash. I'm pretty sure that that one big scab on your back is road rash.

Well, okay. I did get my huge pox right around when my moped spun out.

That's a spun out.

Yeah. Well, that thing goes it's a ten cc moped, and I tried to take it too hard and I spun out in a street race. With Harry Connick Junior.

He was on foot. Yes.

And you weren't sure that you were gonna beat him,

so you It was.

You had to really run It

was more of a street chase. I ran over hair cutting through your foot.

So you were trying to write it down because you were jealous of his career. They went no. I there's no reason to

no reason. No reason. No. But, yeah, that guy, I will say from one crew to another guy can hit it high now when you run over his big toe. Right. And he also could beat the crap out of you, what you did to me.

Yeah. Well, you look good despite all the ways that you look back. Yeah.

You want because, you know, we said distended belly road rash all over my back. Huge pox.

saying, despite all the things we know that are wrong with you, other than that, you look pretty healthy.

But I'm

I gotta thank my plastic surgeon on that one.

Yeah. Sides of your mouth pulling down and back hard.

I made an emergency appointment.

And it seems like you're tightening up actively.

Yeah. You said you had to go golfing this week, you came back with a tight lower lip.

Yeah. I well, we installed a thing. You know those this is a little blue, but you know how you can get a vibrator that a control from your phone on somebody. There's probably a better comparison.

But Right. Yeah.

It's just what's knocking around in your head.

It's just what I've got in my mind for some reason. We we did thing where he now can wirelessly tighten me up.

That's beautiful.

And you send him little coin sounds, clean clean.

And it is viewable, unlocked. Right? Only Wayne?

Only way.

Yeah. It's a sign up for my only way that you can pay to tighten me up, face. That's interesting. Face is ten dollars a tighten. Tummy is twenty. Yeah. Cabs and feet is fifty.

That's the most expensive one.

Tighten up your feet.

And I'll send you a used to pay for a hundred dollars.

Damn. Where's this seventy billion at? What is happening?

It's in my bank account that no one can touch except for me, which I don't trust. But I gotta talk about skip because I have a feeling you're one of those guys who can never be happy because I'm happy with the soft open and you've seemed depressed ever since.

Well, ears the thing. As everybody knows, I took the last week off to kind of try to reconnect with the family and experience the resort as it's intended to be experienced And I'll get I guess I'll be honest with you guys. I I've spent my whole life behind the scenes, and when I finally sort of stepped out into the world and saw what we were offering to people, I'm not saying that I'm out on the place

of your business.

--

yeah. I'm not saying that I'm out on the place. I'm just saying there's part of me that thinks maybe this place sucks.

No. Well, not let's not do this on

the app. Well, look, I know. No. That but I think this is part of transparency. It's okay. Now, I've experienced things. And you guys you guys have have you guys were there. You saw everything that we we were doing. Yeah. You know, there's there's room for improvement. You know? Like, obviously, I went I I started my morning. I went and used the in house gym -- Mhmm.

--

which which I'll say this, probably could use a few few more machines.

And it shouldn't be in somebody else's house. Exactly. Yeah. It

should be on premises.

First of all. For now, the in house gym is in Jim's house. Yes. And it's a little confusing.

And the in house gym on fortunately, if you need to go to the restroom, has an outhouse.

Yes. And that's in John's house.

So if you use the John, the outhouse in John's house.

Right.

yeah, you have to get through through Jim's house, which is the

And but,

house gym. Gym. Yeah.

Of course. But, you know, so it just it made me feel like I realized for the first time that we'd spent so much time thinking about this offshore casino, putting so much effort into getting this ready to open for the public that we may have let other aspects of the resort fall by the wayside.

Well, had you had the elliptical been delivered? Did you use the elliptical?

I'll say a machine had been delivered. And if elliptical was the intended shape that not

it was it was unfortunately a circular.

Yes. A elliptical? It was a elliptical.

It was a circular machine with a lip

so you were getting your lips tickled in the little hamster

wheel? Yes.

Which was confusing.

That's not a workout for them.

It was a shame. Know. Was it did you get winded?

I mean, I ended up sweating, but I feel like it was stress.

Stress wet. Stress sweat.

Yeah. A left tickle.

I got I was in the ellipt tickle machine, And I was just I I was like, is this really what we're planning to offer all of our guests? Because, you know, we have a certain standard of of of of of I can't think of the right word. A certain standard that we have of object. Standard to quality. And it felt like this was Well, it all the words are the same. But is this really the experience that we wanna offer people? Yeah. You know? And so

i brought in a celebrity.

God. A gorgeous butter.

Oh. Who left it? Oh, my fingers. Almost on my over, baby. Ladies. Ladies. Ladies love I'm exhibiting. I love the environment, ladies. See beauty. Now what I do feel like I brought in a pretty big get this week. I, of course, set it up by noon so I could take off for the of the day and enjoy the the fruits of our labor, but the shwim up bar.

Yes. Okay.

What about the shwim up bar? That was

the swim up bar in the pool. Yes.

Well, David Schimmer is not the bartender we anticipated that he would be.

Right. He is not very good. He's an actor. And he could play the part. He put a he put a little towel on his shoulder like he was a bartender. And he's

and he's making it look like he's making it drink, but there's just nothing in

the substance. Are bad. Had a drink. I I went up. I swam up to the bar -- Yes.

--

and I I ordered I Of course. I ordered It's a

themed bar, so you have to go

c h. Yes. You have you must use s c h's at the bar. Yeah. So you swim up and you shed excuse me.

Well yeah. I said, excuse me, mister Swimmer. Did you scarred you? He yes.

Did you discard it?

I got scarred it.

And they also have to add this and an h behind a c.

Yes. Yeah. And I said I said, obviously, obviously, I'm I'm over twenty one.

Of course.

And so he he asked me what I wanted to drink, and I said, well, I'll take a white Rush Oh, but no.

But no. No. But no.

I know. He got upset. And he did not give me my drink. And I'm afraid that that's gonna be the kind of thing that happens to to guests. If they don't know the very particular rules of our bar. They walk up to the to the counter. They ask for their drink, and they get refused service.

So it was a little overly themed. Yeah. A little overly fun.

I think that's what I'll say. And and and so I don't know. I'm not I think this was a good experience because now I know there are things we need to improve that just because we have the best offshore casino

on the Gulf Coast coast right now doesn't mean we can leave the resort and the buffet.

--

right.

Well, that was me attempting to bring something to the back to the shores because we put so much into the the offshore Sino.

Well, and you were working on his RV. Right? That's how you hooked up with Schwim?

Yeah. Schwim came through. His RV was a little on the Fritz's. And I was I I did a couple of just small repairs to it. Small. You're small repairs. And, you know, I was like, well, while you're here, maybe we could get you behind the bar for a swim up bar, and he's like, I that. I'll try it.

You loved it right away.

He loved it immediately.

That's how you know a good celebrity is that if they like the idea, they're on board and swimmers are the man with stuff like that.

He he was game. So

but And

you gave his RV the Rachel?

Yes. I shortened up the hair. I gave it some body,

a little bummed you shortened the hair that was already on the already. Yes. Will you guys

know that van in dumb and dumber? It's like that, but it's a grown out sheepdog.

It's a swim dog.

It's a swim dog. So I cut it up, I trimmed it up, I blew it out, and yeah. It was game.

So wait, did you do any mechanical work? No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

I I

and I'll say this, From all of America, we're loving the show on Netflix we live what you did. You gotta move past friends swimmer. I mean, driving around in a truck with the Rachel.

Right.

I guess he never got over that TV show marriage.

Yes.

And like a lot of the countries, Yeah. Honestly, you know.

I mean, we're still asking if they were on a break.

Well, that is the question, isn't it?

They were on a break.

That's right. Yeah. But, folks, the casino is up and it is ready. It has been softly opened, and it's about to be grandly open.

And I would watch our use of words there. The casino is ready. I wouldn't say up because as we all know we had the old one eighty on the water there

--

sure.

--

or the casino flipped.

Yes. Yes.

But it's luckily, our casino is built like a jet ski, and it's made to flip and float. And all you have to do is get behind it, flip it back over and climb on from the rear, and you're back into the casino. Yeah.

As long as you have any sort of core strength, you'll make it right back on. And so, obviously, some of stuck in the water for a while.

We haven't been able to flip

it back

over yet,

but it is designed to be flipped back over.

But I importantly, I take, Sydney, is the pirates But

it just tightened you up? I heard a little quickly

but you Shittin' here.

Oh, it's loosening up now.

Oh, there we go. Importantly, I would say that your you heroically dressed down some of the pirates who were getting a little confident there. They're pirate dealers

--

right.

with our pirate pit boss. You know, they were getting a little pushy with the customers pillaging.

Yeah. Stealing at gunpoint, knife point, sword point, all of it. And I was saying a lot of sword point from these pirates.

And I was just saying group tap dances. Just clogging and clogged.

Moreographed, a lot of guys were getting up in crows nest to hurl insults at customers.

Mhmm.

It was Oh, I got Yooed. I got Yoed several times.

I know. You know, for me, it's a culture thing. They're gonna have to have a little bit of time to assimilate. You gotta remember, these guys are on the open sea killing and murdering people constantly. So it's gonna take some time for them to become indoor casino dealers.

Yeah. All these people on Twitter are immediately dragging the pirates, and it's like, hey, what if instead of pushing them away, we let them in.

We opened our hearts to the pirates and said, Hey, we don't Yoho anymore.

Exactly.

Have you

ever thought that maybe they just need some land to stand on?

solid ground. I bet you'd be pretty aggressive if you lived on a ship with ten other assholes your whole life. I bet you would. I bet you would. And and add to that. Add to that, you only have one eye, a peg leg, and are a classic cartoon style pirate. It's got them frustrating.

It's a

Mhmm.

It's very frustrating.

I mean, you're you're that close to a parrot, all time. It's like living in a bird case.

I can't even handle the voice in my own head. Let alone a parrot right outside.

Yeah. You know how you go to someone's house and they have a bird. And you make a huge judgment about their personalities just from that one pet.

It's really all you need to know.

They're human bird cages. They're disgusting.

Well, I feel like this is a little bit directed at me.

God, you're tight.

You look good. Yeah. Tell us about your bird.

Thank you.

Well, I I have several different birds in my house. And a lot of them, you know, it's it's the first couple were to mess with the HOA.

It's just a mess with them.

Yeah. Because there's nothing better or worse than being the neighbor of someone who has a bird because those things will wake you up. They squawk, they clock.

But let's talk about your real I mean, you bought two can Sam.

Yes. I bought two can Sam from Tony the Tiger. Uh-huh. And You all saw that movie that was so popular that Sears, what was it about the tie the Tiger King?

The Tiger King.

They've got the same thing at sanctuaries for different bird spokespeople, so big birds there.

That smacks frog is in there?

The smacks frog is there. You you which no. He's been returned twenty or thirty times.

And Captain Crunch is kind of the overlord that it cutting corners on feeding them and stuff.

Yeah. Well, they call them exotic crunch now.

Well, I interviewed Captain Crunch to come on as our second boat And let me tell you, he is a tough customer.

He he retired a while ago. He he wants to get back in the game. Yeah.

He cuts the roof of my mouth. He came in, cut the roof of my mouth all up. I know. I was like, damn, Kevin.

I know. I thought he was softening when he went all berries, but no.

No. You guys, that was a new mixture.

Milk for a while before he calms down.

I actually think he was upset about the whole all berries thing because it there it was a big oops.

Yeah. He oops. Yes. He introduced us to the years.

He tried to play it off, but we all know.

Well and the guy that did the oops all berries, this guy whoever's running the factory, then they get him over at the Twyx factory. And now you don't even know the difference between the left twix and the right twix.

I know. They get

this guy should not run factories.

He's failing up or It's like classic America, really.

CEO's failing up. But but

speaking of going a certain

direction, the associates put us at one forty four on that list. We should we should talk about that a little more.

Was it one forty four, one

forty two? One forty four.

One forty four. I was

proud it was for one two

forty nine anymore. We went up to which we were expecting to bump up once we opened, and the people could come in here and see what we were working on. Right.

Well, I'd like to do a little thing here. I pulled up some customer reviews. Because we're getting some of those in in our in our compliment box, which is the suggestion box that we renamed. And maybe we can read a few and address the -- Yeah.

some of the great experiences people are having here. Right. Should we get those together? Take a break and come back and discuss those?

--

I think

that sounds like a good idea. Well and we actually have secure to sponsor for the episode, so we I think we actually have to run an ad. Wonderful.

Folks will be right back off this little break,

too tight.

No. I'm hungry.

You're telling me, I haven't eaten in days.

Well, you guys are hungry but I have low energy and I'm thirsty.

Well, dang, where on earth would we find a place that would suffice both for those.

Being on. What's this? I just googled the things we need, and the first thing coming up is Tiffany's cow house.

Oh, well. Really? Whoa. What could Tiffany's cow

houses deal be? Cut to Tiffany's cow house.

Hi, I'd like a large coffee, and I don't know, something hearty to eat.

Dang, we should probably order what this guy's ordering.

Hi, good friend, stranger, who are you?

Hi, my name is Bill Clinton, and I would love a seventy two ounce steak and a fat ass red eye.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

A fat ass red What's that?

That's a large coffee with an espresso shot dropped into it.

Dang, what we were just talking about being hungry and tired. Whoever thought that the exact Wait. Wait a second.

Did I remind you?

We know we have

not have sexual relations with that woman? We know, Bill. No need

to absolve yourself of guilt from many years ago.

Thank you.

I feel So anyway.

Give me some space here. We're having our own thing. Alright.

What what do you say table for three?

Sure. You could have a tea tree.

You know, I can play the saxophone.

Shut up, Bill. Shut up. Are you going? Or I

heard it was a yogurt stay.

Bill, I think our waiter might be Ronald Reagan.

Who be? Ronald Reagan? Whoa, Ronald.

Well, I'll tell you one thing. That coffee sure will trickle down through that steak and into your blood

do you work here, Ronald? Because we're hung agree and we need something.

And I'm your host and wait.

Wait. Bill looks pretty mad. I just saw Ronald Reagan is hanging out with Monica. We you in the back.

That's right.

It's fine. It's fine.

Monica is a wonderful waitress.

Okay. Could we just get a table, please?

Sure. Anywhere you'd like.

I'll still have the steak of coffee, please.

Alright. Let's send you over here by this group of guys. Hey, guys. How's it

going? Four score

and seven years ago. Abe, honest, Abe. Jesus, Christ.

I'm out of here.

Some go to Anna. JFK was shot.

JFK was shot by the guy that shot leaking.

Wilkes booth. I'm back back at the New York. Damn. Wilkes booth doing a dance. Hell, yeah. Wilkes booth getting funky in here.

When I walk You fap.

Jeez. I won't boost my shot. Oh my gosh. I've got chilling. Like, last time. They RBS hold miss Wilkes booth and hit Clinton.

Was one last kiss for Monica.

Monica. Is she gonna do it? Oh my god. She's shoving a cigar up Clinton's butt. What?

Mark for me.

My goodness. Things have really gotten out of hand in here.

Oh, my God. A third shot. Johnny fostered the shot, Reagan? Well, damn, I think we'll take a stake.

Hey. Well

done. But I still need my coffee.

Come on down to the cow house. Where everything is fine.

Oh boy, yeah, could they make me another drink real quick?

Do you need one?

I don't think you need one there, buddy.

I don't the best way to get over a hangover is a nice bloody drink.

Well, you've already had hair of the dog, and that's not helping you.

Well, yeah, it will I think the issue was it was a hypoallergenic. I think I need hair of the

beast.

--

--

the beast.

Yeah. I hear you. Well, I think, you know, maybe maybe you just Oh.

Fake, smaller on that one. Well

well, folks, thanks so much for sticking out through the break. We as we said before, the break, we wanted to take a peek in the old compliment box, which is what we call our suggestion box. So we all pulled out a review. We wanna read live on the air if we wanna address people's comments, concerns, live, because, again, in an effort to be more transparent about how things go, That's right. We'll just do it easy. So

mine is actually pretty long. It's it's like a full Yelp review. Yeah.

You wanna you wanna just go ahead and

yeah. Why don't I jump in there? Yeah. Okay. So here's our first review. This is from Gary.

These are the compliment reviews.

Thank you, New Year. My name is Gary, and I brought my family to Settle shores this week. And other than the food, it stang. Okay.

Other than the food.

Okay. First, the food. Delicious. Great. All you can eat macaroni and beef mountain dew marinated wings, and hot fried salads. Mhmm. Never seen anything like it and will be back for sure. Next, the casino. While playing tug of war for money, the entire casino flipped in the water like a jet ski and my son watched a man die. Great appetizers at the casino, though, deep fried feet, pirate finger, and white brownies.

That's a blonde, usually.

That's a blonde.

Yeah. One part of our single pirate finger that must have been the person who got it.

Will deaf be back for apps. Okay. So that's good. He's gonna go back to the casino even though it flipped. And finally, the spa. The wife and I booked a couple's massage, the masseuses were professional and knew what they were doing, but it wasn't made clear that they would also be a couple. In the in the ambiance was slightly ruined by their argument over in laws and embezzling family money. Wow.

Well, I guess we gotta talk to Robert and Sarah

about that. Yeah. Yeah. Overall, five out of ten. Great food, very dangerous, and slightly confusing advertising I will be back again without my wife and kids, parenthesis, divorced and lost caused by trip. Settle Shores for life, greedy Gary. Wow.

Must Wait. It's very it's very cool that despite all the tragedy, his son, single man, die, He will be back.