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Sene Gimmons

Originally aired: January 13, 2021

We share some important updates about the rocket launch to space and prepare for our futures.RIP The Mayor. This episode is sponsored by Nexus Energy Healer Shop.

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Welcome to last resort the podcast where billionaire jet setters eat prey lovers in a family of five just looking for a nice getaway. And tune in to get the inside scoop on the goings on of the I don't care what anybody else says, best off beach, Gulf Coast, vacation spot, In the beautiful USFA subtle shores, resort, buffet, offshore casino, and underwater cemetery. I, of course, am Scott Skip, Powell. One of the four proprietors here with my buddies.

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Hello. My name is Sydney Powell, brother of Scotty, Skipby over here, and Skip, you forgot also launchpad for the new NASA project.

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I need But

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not forget and and I am angling closer and closer to piloting that ship, maybe plane. That plane.

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Now is NASA involved or talking public private partnership here or

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yeah. -- is it strictly private?

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--

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This is the what the the law year. Coming up next week is going to be a co a co sponsored thing between SpaceX, NASA, and now monster energy drink. That's right.

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Monster came on board.

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Monster came on board. They thought it was gonna be they said shit show. I don't think It's gonna that's unfair to me, but they say the spectacle is worth their branding. So monster is now involved, and we're really excited, and we got the permits for the launch pad. So we can officially say subtle shores is also a launch pad.

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That's all you need is permits.

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Permets went through quick. We know Debbie down at the permit office, and we submitted those plans. And I will have You guys know how you roll up those plans. You got the big role of plans.

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You stick in that leather bound

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i fudged the plans. I'm gonna be dead honest. I got up late. They're like, where's your role? I went into the bathroom and I lined up twelve rolls of toilet paper. I taped them together, and I just went to scribbling. And I Debbie was like, no questions here.

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Well, yeah.

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Take Debbie out to a beautiful dinner?

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I did. I took Debbie out to a beautiful dinner. The night before, and it was gorgeous. Yeah.

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Yeah. Because you spent the night at her house and the twelve rolls of toilet paper were her toilet paper. Alright?

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Well, yes. I I exhausted her brand new pack of twelve cottonelles. She had just came in. She I could tell she just got that role. They were in the guest bathroom underneath the sink, which is so nice. Who's got that many roles in the guest bathroom? And I stole that shit. Don't leave me at your house after a night because I'll steal the shampoo. I don't just do it in hotels. I leave it to shampoo and back to a people's house. It's our unbolter. Picture of us couple of lily pads off your wall. I'll roll with that shit. I'll leave. None of course

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is the voice of a drop Cloth.

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Hey everybody. My name is What was it last week?

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We don't know.

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Shoot. We don't know. We don't know, Joey. It's on my phone, and I'm recording with my phone. Couple holder. Yeah. Yeah. My name was cup holder, and I think it's a a doc it's doctor this week. I used a couple of the letters, and I came up with doctor. Shoot. I wish I would've looked at my phone. So you You did

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--

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but it's -- you do you did legally change your name again, but you do not remember what you named what you changed your name to.

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Yes. Yeah. I went in there and I used all the letters

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and this one this one was free. Right? You got to your free name change on the punch card?

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Yes. Yes. I got to my free name change. It was free.

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And it was but it had to be a six inch name change? Yes. Or could you do a foot walk?

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No. It's gonna be six inch, and you can only tack it on.

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Oh, you need to buy a soda or another name change or something like that.

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Another full price in case.

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You can

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check this one for free.

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I had to get a new Social Security card, and I got the name changed. But, yeah, it was only a six inch so I could only change it to Doc which is a frequent letters that are in my original name. That's it.

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It's eight six letters.

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Drop cloth Young. Yeah.

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And, of course Those letters On your way home, on the bus. There was an incident, and they said, is there a doctor on the bus? And you said yes. And while reps in peace, to

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rest in peace.

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Rest in peace to

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the mayor -- To the mayor. --

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the mayor was on the bus. The mayor prides himself on taking public transit. And he died on the bus because I, of course, said, give me some room. Stand back. And they were like, you're not a real doctor. We know who you are.

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And he was he was he not the person he was not the person who was was in a medical emergency. You said, get back get back and you pushed him out the They're gonna say, Brissy.

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Writhing around next to him having a cough stroke.

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And then you tried

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to choking with a stroke.

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You tried to give that person CPR, but you accidentally gave him PPR?

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Yes. Personal protective resuscitation. So basically, you put a mask on them and you try to plunger. You try to use it as a plunger. It's PPR. Yeah. And it

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and you did end up getting some things that were flushed down that guy's mouth that shouldn't have been.

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Well, what's unfortunate is I washed up a bunch of my own dookie, which is disgusting. It's disgusting. I don't know how but it was humiliating for me.

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As long as you recognize it, it's not

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gross anymore.

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I know it was disgusting, so it's fine.

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I don't like to spread gross stuff, you know, around -- No.

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--

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but I I it was humiliating because, you know, when you're over at an in law's house and you clog the t, and you have to Toilet. Thank you. And thank you for doing that so much, Sydney. Sometimes people are like, he just said seven letters in a row, I do not know what he means.

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Clarity is very important me.

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Because the other day, of course, I was in Walmart and I said, c d p l, and you were like

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close down, please.

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Losers. Of course. Close down, please losers. Because they're open twenty four hours like, closed down, please losers. You need to clean the story. You need these whatever.

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You need

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to sleep. Yes. You must sleep. These people are so tired in Walmart, and they're like, No. They have shifts. And I'm like, I'm telling you that's the same guy who was in here at seven AM. He's tired. But yeah. So I got my own poop by the the Meredith guy. So alright. Be the bear. We're gonna go to an indoor funeral. It's gonna be packed. And

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and I know wanna celebrate a man's death, but the mayor dying, I do believe, was the reason that the permits went through so quickly. No one really had any.

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I do, like, people Huge

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celebration is an order, and it's not because of the death. But although one mayor dies, one permit lives.

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And I guess that's where I should introduce myself. Mayor, Dwayne Croonan Newman. Yes. It went through. Yes. I was next in the line succession. It it is the most famous person in town, becomes the mayor of the mayor dies, and I I had the -- Mhmm. -- the most Instagram followers that time and the most Instagram mom follows at the time. So I am now pushing some pro launch legislation through it which I'm very happy to do.

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Oh, crying to the mood.

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Whoa. Yes, Duane. Now what's gonna be your first order of business is mayor? I know you have a lot of platforms that you would sort of scream. Walking around town. Everybody was like, that's crazy. But are you gonna throw one through?

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Every day is Christmas. So I'm doing everyday is Christmas, and so I'm hoping my albums will sell. You've gotta play Christmas music every day. And it's If you're against this then you're against Christmas. I mean, who's against that? So obviously, we're talking to the calendar people about his everyday also December twenty fifth.

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How does Christmas Eve work if everyday is Christmas. So there's a lot of stuff happening here. But

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Right.

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but the

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law is passed. The law is passed. Yeah.

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Well, yet it's going who who's desk does it go to first? Skut skip?

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Whose disk

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does it get yeah.

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It well, it went as a dev It went through debt yeah. Debbie goes to Debbie's disk. I mean, Debbie didn't I mean, it was basically just a stamp and go with her.

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Well, you take her out

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to a nice enough dinner, she'll give me just about anything you want.

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Debbie's well, a lot of people don't know. They think we're wining and dining her and we're using romantic prowess. We're not. Debbie's just hungry.

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She's hungry and she loves she loves good wine.

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Oh, yeah.

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And she's got a wonderful palette. I I love her.

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No. No.

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We love love women with great palettes.

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Yes. We love her palettes. We love what she does for the resort. She has passed plenty of her it's for.

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Sydney will fall for a sommelier. Sydney will fall hard.

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Well, if if I know that you can sip a wine and know what's going on, you know something I don't. And I'm immediately just entranced. You know? I I fall in love with a sommelier, a chef who puts together two things interestingly, You

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fell in love with just people who taste test things on an infomercial late night and go, this air fryer is good.

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Yeah. Well, you know, I've been lonely I've been lonely before. And, you know, if if it suggested to me that you know what flavors you like, that gets me right in the right

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in the heart.

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Decisiveness decisiveness is a very attractive quality. We all know that. Somebody who knows what they want and and isn't afraid to say it is a thing I think we're all interested it is.

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Absolutely. I look at you and your wife.

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Yeah. I mean yeah. I I'll say this. I think we're sort of an example of the opposite of that scenario. Where two people spend, I'd say, ten years of courting, not really knowing what you

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would say.

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What either of them want? Yeah. I'd say I'm I'm coming to terms with the reality of my relationship with my wife, which is that we we sorta got together because we didn't really know what else to do. We were with each other for ten years, always in that kind of situation of just like, are we at So

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you're still not sure if she likes you all the way. I I You're still kinda one foot in, one foot out on this thing.

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Well yeah. Well, I'll say this. Her vows didn't really make it clear one way or the other. Right. You guys read the wedding.

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Her her vows were listed. I'm a hard, maybe.

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Yeah. Instead, I really love hanging out.

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Yeah. Like and then also when it came to time time for us to say I do, and I said I do, and she's and she said, yeah. Sure. It it hit it hit heart, and I think I've spent the last, you know, however many years we've been married, not accepting that. And in in the last few weeks, I've realized that, you know, maybe we are just we're just we're one of those couples that's that's we're never gonna be romantic. We're never gonna be it's not gonna be sexy, but we're here to raise a child the best we can. Okay? And and and and Dennis, Dennis is alive and he is

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a lunatic. A yeah.

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Yeah. I I I will say I I, you know, we're doing the launch. Your son is a lunatic and I have seen him tinkering a little bit around the rockets and I'm a little I'm getting a little SERT obviously. We have everybody from the Columbia launch working on it. Some of the big, you know, that associates biggest failures in history are working on this launch. So I I I think Dennis to the mix is a little worrisome for me because his tinker

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and and I agree, but I think I Good. He says to me, he's passionate about this. Okay? And I know for me, when my dad told me I couldn't pursue a passion, that's the thing that made me hate him and it made me it it's it's still the reason that we don't see each other on holiday, Sydney. You know this?

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Of course. Yeah. Scarta's both for life. Yes.

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Gonna be tough every

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year, but yeah.

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day of the

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Yeah. So Yeah. And I and and I don't want a situation if the rules change in the future. And if if if I don't want him to carry that with him for the rest of his life. So I'm kind of taking an approach now of just, like, kinda like letting him tire himself out.

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The way you breathe you're letting him go to base. Yeah. I think that is a good thing distance wise, a good boundary thing. And I know that NASA wants another shot at the whole monkey thing.

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Wait. Hang on. They've let him get they're letting him get on the shuttle.

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So you're gonna be on the shuttle together.

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That's what I had heard. Yeah. I heard that they wanted to do the monkey thing again, but couldn't actually get a monkey so Dennis Alunatic was the next closest thing.

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Yeah. They've taught Dennis to sign health and aliens, I believe, so far.

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How are you? Those are the first two they got.

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Okay.

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I'm gonna take listen. You know what? I want him to do a thing for himself So I'm gonna I'm gonna take this opportunity to formally step down as as a pilot of the ship and sit

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here and

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take over

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-- Really? -- boyd and going to space because you don't wanna be on a ship with your son. That is brutal to the moon.

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You know,

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it's up It's a hundred percent just because I want him to have a thing that's that's all

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I don't want him to think that we're we're tagging on, and I'm and I'm I'm taking the spotlight away from him. This is not has nothing to do with me avoiding him. It's all about letting him do his own thing.

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he is.

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So

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i've heard everything you've said. You respect me as a captain. And, Skip, let me tell you. It means a lot.

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Wow. A brotherly gift. It means a lot. A brotherly gift to a man who couldn't handle g force and failed the drug test with flying colors.

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Wow. Yes.

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Wow. I'll tell you what, I have sunk more ships in the Pacific Ocean than I can count. And this opportunity to fly a plane to the moon, I'm pretty sure I can handle it. And this one will not be like the others. You know? Well, it's good.

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Thank you. Is that the goal to get to the moon? Like, what is the exact end goal of this is that to see the dark side of the moon? Is it, you know

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yeah. No one's another big dark child in the mood before.

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I I I just got I put what's the what is the do you are you taking a saddle up there and dropping it off for

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well what we hooked up we hooked up with monster and they decided to make the mission to start dark side of the moon right as you're seeing the dark side of the moon. Right. So that right at the end when it's you get your hair and all that you touch. All that should taste. All of it, you're doing those things as you're on the dark side of the room. Okay. So you're you're back borrowing and stealing. Every line of the Pink Floyd song.

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It's become a bit of

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a miracle. It's almost like a a thing you do when you're stoned. You go up there and you start Pink Floyd's dark side of the moon.

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Oh, yeah, baby. And I know I was just bestowed the captain ship, but we're hotboxing that big.

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Sir. Okay. Right around the It's kind of a college dorm type of situation.

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Oh, I I know exactly what posters I'm bringing exactly with ones.

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Okay. What what do we got? Do we got big big big Bob Marley smoking a j? What do we got?

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Of course. That one's going on the ceiling. And then we have, of course, the the Pink Floyd butt but The butt.

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Yeah. That's gonna say. Classic. Classic.

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That's going right on the windshield as we clear the atmosphere.

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What about the the house? Is it the house of the holy or is it stairway to heaven the holding the lantern led zeppelin poster? The old decrepit thing holding the land or

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you know, I don't have that one. I don't have that one. What I have is, you know, Barney, the purple dinosaur. I have him in Neon smoking a joint.

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Awesome, irreverent, irreverent. Very irreverent. Because I I

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used to spend too stuffy. You know what I mean?

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Well, I went in there the other day, and I hung up a couple of tapestries over the windows and that that say weed on them just to give you guys a pretty good time.

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I really appreciate that.

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They just say weed.

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It's just just the

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word weed.

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What else do you need, my brother?

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Hey, listen. These I bought these quick, and they weren't, like, genius. They were at a gas station, and I grabbed him. I was drunk in a gas station on the way to Daytona Beach, And I was like, wouldn't these be fun?

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It's always appropriate to be drunk in a gas station on the roadside.

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You know? Absolutely. Wait. It You gotta be drinking in the car. As long as the driver isn't drinking, we'll open up some open containers. I mean, my middle name was open container for a while.

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Absolutely. You know, I gotta be honest. The thing I'm gonna miss most about going to space, little bit of your party attitude JobClaf. I mean, why don't you hop on there? We're gonna need a mechanic.

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Well, listen. I was gonna say I was up there. I was hanging up the tapestries. I was putting a big huge desktop on a shitty desk in the corner, you know, classic classic dorm stuff just to set the mood for the dark Saturday?

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Did you lock the beds yet? Did you loft the beds

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on the

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i threw up a Also.

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Yeah. I realized once I turned well, you know, like, when you do when you turn eighteen, that you can buy two by fours and build things when just, like, nonstop, So I threw up a little loft that's pretty shittily built. Mhmm.

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I saw you bring in that illegal toaster oven. That was a slick move.

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Whoa. You know. Toaster ovens on there? Yeah. What about lava lamps?

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Lava lamps. Dangerous. I got a yeah. I got a six toast toaster oven, a big wide boy that takes up most of the counter space. And and but I what I was gonna say is I went to leave Caconk slang chow. My leg gets stuck. In a bear trap. Oh, my god. Somebody wanted me in that fuselage and stuck. And I do wanna say it's d d d l. Which is

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yes. That sounds like Dennis The lunatic.

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I I will say Dennis's pranks have pranks and lunatic mischief have sort of veered into pretty violent territory. He had thrown a couple Yeah.

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Full hair trap. Not good.

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Yeah. It's like

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well, you guys have seen my ankle. Yeah.

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It's rotten.

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What's left is yeah.

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It's rotten out. I've got staff in my eyes right now. You guys can see my eye my -- What weekend?

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--

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my eyes are egg whites.

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Good. Your eyes are egg whites. And your lashes are spinach. So I mean, as as I've seen a couple people ordering you on the backside of the menu.

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Yeah. You gotta take your name to Joe Florentine.

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Every time I don't even go out from ten thirty AM to one PM because people will be like, brunch. Brunch. Don't be screaming after me. I'll be like, I ain't your brooch.

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Yeah. I saw I saw, you you know, five old high school friends chasing you around being like, what? It's been so long since we've gotten together in Chad and plays back.

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And I was like, you don't really wanna see each other. I was screaming at him. You don't. It's not gonna be like it was. Give up. Get new friends.

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Well, I think this is exciting. Listeners, if you can hear it, obviously, subtle shores is off to the races. We have a launch next week. And if you wanna be here for the big launch, we still have some standing room only tickets. They're a little close to the launch pad. So I would say be careful, maybe bring a pawn show.

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Yeah. We've been calling it the splash zone. So if you want some splash zone tickets, it is they are not affordable, but they are exciting.

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We plan to crash test dummies down there just to see when we did a test run, just to see how much

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singed to Chris. We're gonna stand on

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to it, Chris.

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They can barely even play lollap, loser next week. But they're gonna make they're gonna make it.

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Oh, yeah. They'll make it. Yeah. So we're trying we're throwing Allison chains down there this time around. We'll see if they could handle it a little more.

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Yeah. We got them bolted down luckily so they won't fly away. Yeah. That was the big problem.

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And I've heard a lot of people are are concerned that that that we're not taking safety precautions appropriately. And I'll tell I'll tell you this. It may look like that from the outside, but we, on the inside, are using every resource that are supposedly to make sure that everything's gonna be safe. We've got the pirates the pirates are now sort of pulling double duty between ferrying people out into the casino. They're also sort of working security to keep people

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yeah.

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--

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--

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back back as far as possible, but close enough to still enjoy the show.

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I got a call from the Rolling Stones about that. And they said, please, remember Altamonte, do not put criminals in charge of security. And I said y'all have been irrelevant for thirty years.

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We're not listening to you.

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No. I'm getting no satisfaction for this phone call. I can't Your wife is a burden. And And brown sugar,

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of course.

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Oh, you should have seen it. I had my phone by this said, brown sugar, and I hung up aggressively. And they've been mad at me ever since I did my rolling stones rip off tour of ninety six. We could What

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a tunable Yeah. It was your mouth with your tongue out, and it didn't quite look right. The logo.

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No. Look. Well, because I have a I got

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a tiny tongue, and so

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i couldn't even get it out of my mouth. And we tried to you know, Photoshop wasn't what it is now. Right. So you can barely see the tongue. And, obviously,

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i'm not You have the opposite of a Gene Simmons dung. Right?

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That's right. I've gotta see him, Jimmins.

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Yeah. Points upward and it's very small.

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It chokes up It chokes you

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when you it it chokes your own throat. It goes

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down your throat. Yeah.

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Yeah. It goes honestly, the tongue takes food out of my stomach. Filling it up.

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Yeah. You are losing a lot of weight because of seen Germans.

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Yes. Well, it's not and I was born that way. It was I've got my fantastic plastic surgeon and they said well one way you can avoid getting so much lipo is I'll give you the same Jimmons and you'll constantly, you know, it'll It's tough. Taking food out of your body. Broker got it. That's why he looks so good. You know --

0:24:14 Unknown Speaker #2

mhmm.

0:24:15 Unknown Speaker #4

-- everybody.

0:24:21 Unknown Speaker #2

I was always Whoa. Why does he look so good?

0:24:23 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, they they did wear in the world is how Roker's tongue. And it was Bora Bora they found out. Yeah. But anyway, you know a lot. Here's a a complaint I would like to address. A lot of people are saying we're so focused on the launch that the whole resort has gone to shit.

0:24:44 Unknown Speaker #2

Excited well.

0:24:45 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. And I'll Yeah. I'll say

0:24:47 Unknown Speaker #3

this too. Come on.

0:24:48 Unknown Speaker #1

If you try running a resort and also planning a space launch, there's just so many questions. And I got I got listen, Before people come at me and say that I haven't read the report from from the local environmental agencies about how we're forcing the wolves out of their natural habitat into the city and into our buildings and into our rooms.

0:25:10 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes. Shut up. We're checking them in.

0:25:13 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. Yeah. We're giving them a place. We're taking their place. We're taking their land, and we're finding we're relocating them. Okay?

0:25:20 Unknown Speaker #3

Like I think there was some sort of fucked up thing once where if you destroyed Marshland, you have to plant it somewhere else. As if it's like a one for one Marshland thing. We are doing that is if we displace any animals, we have a place for them to stay rent free. Mhmm.

0:25:40 Unknown Speaker #4

That's right.

0:25:41 Unknown Speaker #2

And did you forget about the launch we have coming on next week? Sure. I would love to talk about the launch more.

0:25:47 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. We're bringing in business.

0:25:49 Unknown Speaker #4

We're bringing in business. The area. I'll say this about the wolves. We displaced them We let them in. We rented them rooms but I do not condone the wolves eating people in the place. And that is I I will. That is disgusting. And I don't condone it and I wish it it was stoppable.

0:26:07 Unknown Speaker #3

Right. They act like it's raw or false -- Yes.

0:26:09 Unknown Speaker #3

for inciting the wolves

0:26:09 Unknown Speaker #4

--

0:26:12 Unknown Speaker #2

well, I have been walking around with a long barrel shotgun with a scope on it. And I have been chasing the wolves. For some reason, they're not afraid. They're not afraid.

0:26:23 Unknown Speaker #4

The wolves are in bold.

0:26:24 Unknown Speaker #3

For months, we have been showing pictures of people with carry on luggage to the wolves and saying, in putting meat on those pictures and eat it. They eat them, and then all of a sudden now that they're in there eating those people with carry on luggage and with a little dolly, little gold dolly with with two wheels that turn and two that stay still. We all know that that dirty thing.

0:26:58 Unknown Speaker #1

Yes. That dirtier thing.

0:26:59 Unknown Speaker #2

Where you get a coin when you return it?

0:27:01 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. The little luggage cart.

0:27:03 Unknown Speaker #4

I meant a fortune off of those.

0:27:05 Unknown Speaker #3

You made those. Right, Wayne?

0:27:07 Unknown Speaker #4

That's right. Yeah.

0:27:08 Unknown Speaker #2

Isn't the terminal about you?

0:27:13 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, yeah. But mine was by choice. I was living in an airport because I was between places and I found I'm traveling so much anyway why not live in the airport? And so while I was there, I invented a ton of stuff. You know, I bet did airport sushi was me. The quarters. That's all Dwayne Croonin.

0:27:35 Unknown Speaker #2

Dwayne, you are so metropolitan. When I think of you, I think jet setter, metro man, mister everybody. You were the first

0:27:43 Unknown Speaker #3

one who stuck together pennies? With goo. With gooey stuff in a

0:27:48 Unknown Speaker #2

cup holder.

0:27:49 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. I was gooey cup holder man.

0:27:52 Unknown Speaker #2

Aren't you aren't your crumbs increase? Your crumbs and crease.

0:27:56 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. Well, I was seeing all these creases, and I was eating all these muffins that I was saying, this is something.

0:28:01 Unknown Speaker #1

You also are the first person to do an unidentifiable stain on fabric on on upholstery. Right?

0:28:06 Unknown Speaker #2

That's right. That's right. That's right.

0:28:09 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah.

0:28:10 Unknown Speaker #4

But unidentifiable brown line is me.

0:28:15 Unknown Speaker #2

And keyword keyword unidentifiable. Let's all remember.

0:28:19 Unknown Speaker #4

A lot of people

0:28:20 Unknown Speaker #2

say We don't know.

0:28:21 Unknown Speaker #4

That I just go through airports being gross and when I get called out, I say it's a new invention.

0:28:28 Unknown Speaker #2

You invented missing the toilet when you vomit?

0:28:31 Unknown Speaker #4

Yes. That's me. Well, you know, because and then it kind of emboldens people to just, you know, if you gotta vomit, you gotta vomit. Copy cats.

0:28:38 Unknown Speaker #3

Shoes off in the food court. Is that you? Shoes off in the food court?

0:28:43 Unknown Speaker #2

Forget shoes on the plane?

0:28:45 Unknown Speaker #4

All of the above. That's all me, baby.

0:28:47 Unknown Speaker #1

Oh, yeah.

0:28:48 Unknown Speaker #3

Using feet

0:28:49 Unknown Speaker #1

to control using feet to control the little the little TV screen.

0:28:54 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, yes. Feed to control TV screen is made.

0:28:56 Unknown Speaker #2

Community TV.

0:28:58 Unknown Speaker #3

Feed to control air.

0:29:02 Unknown Speaker #4

Feed to receive Well, Beatrice and meal. Feed to eat meal. Feed to high five captain on the way out. Hands to deplane?

0:29:12 Unknown Speaker #2

To defeat your praying captain that you have a gun.

0:29:17 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, yeah. But that's me. Nine eleven feet pranks as me.

0:29:22 Unknown Speaker #2

Oh, who could forget. I mean, what a classic booth?

0:29:25 Unknown Speaker #4

The world was ready to laugh. The world was ready to laugh.

0:29:29 Unknown Speaker #2

It was it was nine twelve. Right?

0:29:30 Unknown Speaker #4

There were yeah. Well, just barely. It was midnight.

0:29:35 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. You were flying a red eye from from New York to Florida.

0:29:39 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, yeah. And everyone's eyes were red from, I would say, laughing so much at these

0:29:42 Unknown Speaker #3

was almost like you were fleeing New York City for some reason. I don't know what you were what was going on in here.

0:29:42 Unknown Speaker #1

it

0:29:52 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, that's right. That's right. A lot of people there's some accusations that I had just forgotten about daylight savings and was actually part of the hijacking and I was a day late And, you know, that's not true.

0:30:05 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, you're really good friends with George Bush.

0:30:07 Unknown Speaker #3

Best. Why were you a day late? I didn't even get him a daylight savings.

0:30:16 Unknown Speaker #4

Is you? Well, you busted

0:30:18 Unknown Speaker #3

on a plane almost twelve hours later trying to hijack it with your feet.

0:30:22 Unknown Speaker #4

Okay. I was I was an hour late, then I slept through my alarm.

0:30:26 Unknown Speaker #3

That still doesn't it's twelve hours.

0:30:30 Unknown Speaker #4

Traffic.

0:30:33 Unknown Speaker #2

You come have a very explainable lie with a much harder to believe lie. You could've just said you slept through it.

0:30:38 Unknown Speaker #3

No. No. We're still only, like, maybe three hours at the most.

0:30:43 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, I like at the airport to have a few hours to have my meal. I'll do a little I'll do a little bacon egg and cheese from McDonald's and then a little side of of uni from the sushi place.

0:30:58 Unknown Speaker #2

Three hours for bigger dogs. That's fast.

0:31:03 Unknown Speaker #3

Oh, yeah. You break in before they kick the make the delays. Right?

0:31:06 Unknown Speaker #4

What what do you mean?

0:31:08 Unknown Speaker #3

Mick Vallea Fish.

0:31:09 Unknown Speaker #4

What? I'm bringing Can

0:31:10 Unknown Speaker #3

you make them sushi?

0:31:11 Unknown Speaker #4

Yes. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Well, I do a little hibachi on there to me fillets and the makeup and doodles sixty.

0:31:17 Unknown Speaker #3

The way we're still only at, like, six hours late.

0:31:20 Unknown Speaker #4

What did you hear the mule? Now it's now it's time to throw up and miss the toilet.

0:31:27 Unknown Speaker #2

You have got to make a video series of this. Just how to travel, something like that.

0:31:32 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, I've been doing traveling tea tea tongs, which is right.

0:31:36 Unknown Speaker #1

Team tongs.

0:31:37 Unknown Speaker #2

Which is just just off. Of a it's a new social media platform. It is.

0:31:43 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, I don't do TikTok. I do the American version of TikTok, which is Tingtong, and that's -- Okay. We got a lot of good videos on there and stuff and it look.

0:31:52 Unknown Speaker #2

Long videos.

0:31:53 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. Ting Tong is three hours or more.

0:31:59 Unknown Speaker #3

That's so long.

0:32:01 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, so are my favorite films. It's more for it's more for, I would say, cinephiles, ranker files.

0:32:08 Unknown Speaker #4

Most of the files, but not the bad ones, file clerks. But but folks, what I I I we digress to say things are good here. Alright? The launch is coming up next week and that is going to be I would say what puts us on the map?

0:32:08 Unknown Speaker #3

Right.

0:32:30 Unknown Speaker #2

Momentous.

0:32:31 Unknown Speaker #4

It's -- Hundred percent. --

0:32:32 Unknown Speaker #2

really big. I won't even be in the Earth anymore. Thank you, Skip, very much. Congratulations.

0:32:38 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes. We will be watching from afar as our heroes go up to the moon to get high and eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

0:32:49 Unknown Speaker #2

Oh, and you know what's happening as soon as I enter orbit. I'm pressing that hand, baby. I'm putting my butt cheek on the glass. And showing people, you can still goof around in space. Man, life isn't so serious, man.

0:33:05 Unknown Speaker #3

You guys are gonna sleep through an eight AM, English eleven o one?

0:33:09 Unknown Speaker #2

Absolutely. That's the way to live. Yeah. Absolutely. Well, we're signing up right now. If everybody wants to do this, sign up for your college course right now and skip the first day with us as we enter orbit.

0:33:21 Unknown Speaker #1

Now And you're also Yeah. So you're gonna also go buy a bunch of beer at a a local convenience store before you go and sneak it on there in a suitcase. Yeah. As if as if you just are bringing more clothes into

0:33:35 Unknown Speaker #2

your Absolutely. And we're bringing lots of vitamin waters

0:33:38 Unknown Speaker #4

--

0:33:39 Unknown Speaker #3

oh.

0:33:39 Unknown Speaker #2

and gatorades.

0:33:39 Unknown Speaker #4

--

0:33:42 Unknown Speaker #3

And one of you guys

0:33:43 Unknown Speaker #4

is gonna clear in food coloring, folks.

0:33:45 Unknown Speaker #3

Exactly. Is is one of you guys gonna get a dog you're not prepared to take care of? And leave it in your room?

0:33:52 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, we're no. We already got the dog. We're just not sure who's gonna walk them. When we're up there, we're not sure how that's handled. We don't know if the dog is gonna have a helmet that seals, but we're gonna figure it out when we get up there. We want to get dog.

0:34:06 Unknown Speaker #1

Sydney. It sounds to me like you've been planning this for how because you just found out you were going to space, and I'm just playing out about

0:34:13 Unknown Speaker #2

i'm shocked.

0:34:15 Unknown Speaker #3

Okay.

0:34:16 Unknown Speaker #2

I'm shocked. It feels like

0:34:17 Unknown Speaker #3

you've got

0:34:17 Unknown Speaker #2

a lot of plans. You are awesome. I always knew that you would follow through skip. I always knew that you would follow through and go to space. But, you know, as soon as I found out that your son might wanna go and that you might not wanna be with him, I made some plans. Yeah, I'll admit.

0:34:33 Unknown Speaker #1

Okay. I can't fault you.

0:34:35 Unknown Speaker #4

I'll say this. I think I don't wanna get dark, but I think we should take a quick break. And then afterwards, I do wanna make sure that you have fairs in order because space can be scary and maybe Yeah.

0:34:45 Unknown Speaker #2

I could shy up there.

0:34:46 Unknown Speaker #4

We should talk about that, you know. I know that we've all been working on our said to say but our wills just in case something happens at this launch. So maybe we could talk through some of those after the break and just make sure we have it all on record.

0:35:01 Unknown Speaker #2

That's good.

0:35:02 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. Because a lot of people are saying that this launch could could catastrophically fail and result in an explosion because multiple SpaceX rockets have exploded. So it is it's not gonna happen, but we should be prepared we should be prepared if if it if something were to be were to go wrong. Jeez.

0:35:23 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. Well, let's take a let's take a somber break preparation.

0:35:28 Unknown Speaker #2

Take a somber break now that we think I might die.

0:35:52 Unknown Speaker #4

That's right. The song was all made using energy. Human energy, which is the most magnificent thing of all.

0:36:02 Unknown Speaker #1

Two two.

0:36:02 Unknown Speaker #4

Would you like to learn how to access your energy? Then come down to the nexus energy healer shop, where you can access energy, get Chotchkes, see a non Western medicine doctor, find a cool hat and, of course, other stuff.

0:36:22 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. I stopped in here off side of freeway and I tell you what, I had diarrhea something fierce. I ate one of these crystals and I was I was plugged up for the rest of my ride. This shit works.

0:36:35 Unknown Speaker #4

That's right. Our crystals don't only heal energy, but they can also act as a sort of stopper to cold.

0:36:44 Unknown Speaker #3

I I

0:36:45 Unknown Speaker #1

stopped by the shop, and I was having a pretty rough day, not feeling myself, had a little bit of a, you could say, depression. I ate one of those crystals, and all of a sudden, the diarrhea that I also had stopped

0:37:00 Unknown Speaker #4

whoa. Believe it or not? We can't technically say that it cures depression But it looks like diet were two for two on die die. How about that? Come on in and buy our crystals. Eat them. Put them on your pocket. Or inside your pocket like this.

0:37:15 Unknown Speaker #3

I was having a little bit of trouble in my relationship. I stopped by the Nexus Energy healer shop and I got diarrhea. I ate a churro, that they were selling there, and they gave me diarrhea. But luckily they were able to feed me a big crystal and I was plugged up immediately. Thanks, nexus.

0:37:42 Unknown Speaker #4

Okay. This sucks. I'm sure there's somebody that's coming to our shop that hasn't either gotten diarrhea from us or only used our stuff to stop their diarrhea. By the way, our churros are fine. Okay? Our churros are fine. Eat our churros like this customer here.

0:38:00 Unknown Speaker #1

I stopped by the shop and I had a churro, and I've always been someone who had a incredible gastrointestinal system. So Okay.

0:38:07 Unknown Speaker #4

So now we're not even hearing this one all the way through. We all we all know where that's going. We're not listening to these people here. This is we'll do this. So what you what think you can get at our energy healer shop? Is a photo of nature to put in your car and look at while you're driving.

0:38:22 Unknown Speaker #3

I stopped by and I got an awesome photo of nature. From the Nexus Energy healer shop, and it really looked perfect on my refrigerator at home. Oh, my God. Do do do do do do do

0:38:37 Unknown Speaker #4

it sounds like that person someone ran over their toe. Not like they got diarrhea in the middle of their testimonial for eating one of our sure. Well, nexus energy healers. Sounds to me, like, a pretty good place to go whether or not you have

0:38:53 Unknown Speaker #2

oh, god. I have diarrhea. Can you help me

0:38:55 Unknown Speaker #1

i'm not here. Get hot. Oh, it's spraying.

0:38:59 Unknown Speaker #3

It's spraying.

0:39:01 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh my god.

0:39:02 Unknown Speaker #3

I'm sleeping on this. It put out my house fire. Yay. Thank you, Nextus Energy healer. Thank you.

0:39:11 Unknown Speaker #1

Oh, ma'am, we fixed your house. We put it out the fire. It was it was it was such a good time Oh oh my god. Oh, no. I'm a firefighter. I'm a firefighter and now, like, I'm good to Okay.

0:39:25 Unknown Speaker #3

Oh my god, honey. Which one's the hose? Which one? Help us, nexus. Which one's the house?

0:39:38 Unknown Speaker #4

Okay. So those are a couple examples that don't sound so good. But I'll have you know that the hose ended up being the one spraying water. Mexis Energy healers, off exit forty two.

0:40:25 Unknown Speaker #1

Oh, hey. Sorry, guys. Hey. Sorry. We're back. We're back. We're back, folks. Thanks so much for

0:40:32 Unknown Speaker #3

we're back. Just doing a little bit of

0:40:34 Unknown Speaker #2

that's a good one.

0:40:35 Unknown Speaker #3

Look crew center.

0:40:37 Unknown Speaker #4

It will chase

0:40:37 Unknown Speaker #3

center inprov. Yeah.

0:40:40 Unknown Speaker #1

Thanks so much for sticking it out through the break, folks. As we said before we went to the break, we're gonna take a moment here to you know, in in light of upcoming events, making sure that we are sort of prepared for the worst, while prepared for the best. Is that the same? I don't think that's the same, but You know what I'm trying

0:40:57 Unknown Speaker #2

to say?

0:40:58 Unknown Speaker #1

We wanted to just make sure that we had our sort of affairs in order should anything go wrong. We obviously don't expect anything to go wrong, but, you know, you you were only in control of so much.

0:41:10 Unknown Speaker #3

You wanna list my affairs in order? Uh-oh. Well, long list. What were you saying?

0:41:17 Unknown Speaker #1

No. I really I

0:41:18 Unknown Speaker #4

just started with miss Henderson.

0:41:22 Unknown Speaker #3

It's gotta be missus Henderson number one.

0:41:24 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, now first thing at first one was my teddy bear. Who I had an affair with.

0:41:32 Unknown Speaker #3

Well, you were cheating you were cheating on your stuffed alligator. Right?

0:41:36 Unknown Speaker #4

That's right. I wanted something a little softer, a little more comforting, you know.

0:41:42 Unknown Speaker #3

Right. I'm sorry Scott Skip. I think I was confused.

0:41:45 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. No. It's a it's a common phrase to talk about your last will and testament to to sort of let everybody know where they want where you want all of your belongings to go how you'd like to die or how now you'd like to die. How you'd like to be remembered in

0:41:59 Unknown Speaker #4

oh, all in that tool. Hang on here.

0:42:03 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, that's not supposed to be

0:42:04 Unknown Speaker #3

in there. Hold on.

0:42:05 Unknown Speaker #2

This should put all of our guests in a in a peaceful state knowing that we've thought this stuff through.

0:42:12 Unknown Speaker #4

we've thought

0:42:12 Unknown Speaker #1

We've thought

0:42:13 Unknown Speaker #3

about it.

0:42:13 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes. Dealing with some professional thoughtful guys.

0:42:16 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. And in case somebody wants to throw up a fraudulent will

0:42:20 Unknown Speaker #4

-- That's right. --

0:42:21 Unknown Speaker #3

known to happen. This is especially the horse's mouth.

0:42:25 Unknown Speaker #4

That's right. These are legally binding. And you know, when you are when you book online to stay at last resort obviously you give your credit card information, what kind of room you'd like But you you submit your own last will and testament just in case anything goes right here. We found that it's helpful to have that.

0:42:42 Unknown Speaker #2

And we have a file form where we just ask you questions if you'd like, or you could blown your own document.

0:42:47 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. We build we can build your own will

0:42:49 Unknown Speaker #4

--

0:42:50 Unknown Speaker #3

yeah. -- down in the lobby, put it together yourself, we make it fun for families,

0:42:56 Unknown Speaker #4

the builder wheel is really nice, you know. We because there's some laps in there, you can throw some sprinkles on there if you'd like.

0:43:02 Unknown Speaker #3

And it's a good

0:43:03 Unknown Speaker #2

time for the kids to learn and their parents are gonna die on vacation. That's true.

0:43:06 Unknown Speaker #3

Exactly. Wow. It's fun. Yeah.

0:43:08 Unknown Speaker #1

The best feeling they'll ever have, you know, temperate with a little bit of realistic expectations about the future. The way I've already lived.

0:43:16 Unknown Speaker #3

Well, let

0:43:16 Unknown Speaker #2

me go ahead and share a bit of this honesty with our lovely audience and future guests. Right?

0:43:22 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. Let's read And it would anyone like to go first or, you know, I can

0:43:28 Unknown Speaker #3

i I could go?

0:43:29 Unknown Speaker #2

Oh, alright. Okay. Go for it, Joe.

0:43:31 Unknown Speaker #3

I'll go ahead and I'll go ahead and get it started here.

0:43:34 Unknown Speaker #4

This is the end.

0:43:37 Unknown Speaker #3

Thank you. The end. Bye. Randy and nice doors song by Dwayne over there.

0:43:45 Unknown Speaker #4

Yes. I really lead into the father I'm going kill you part when I do that song live.

0:43:53 Unknown Speaker #3

Alright. So here it goes. I drop cloth can't believe it happened. I never thought, I like to start my will out. It's not just a list. Of me giving things away. It's just letting everybody know. It's kind of flowery.

0:44:11 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, it's nice.

0:44:12 Unknown Speaker #3

I dropped golf can't believe it happened. I never thought this day would come, but I guess I croaked. I don't believe I'm gonna die, just so everybody knows, I don't believe it. So, I bequeathed And I love using that word. My entire fortune to the Ford Motor Company I would like my ashes spread. All over the showroom of a shanty dealership. At peak hours. I fucking hate Chevy. It's been so great, man. I want a bad church at Chevy. And then for those of you who don't know, that means I want it at peak buying. We're talking when they're

0:45:03 Unknown Speaker #4

--

0:45:03 Unknown Speaker #3

church fact.

0:45:04 Unknown Speaker #3

deal. So Yeah. Pack. Church is packed. I want a packed church at Chevy. I want my burn ass, my burn ass ashes, to fall on all of those people's heads. So don't just sprinkle it. Throw it up. Throw it up.

0:45:19 Unknown Speaker #2

We will. Will, Joe.

0:45:20 Unknown Speaker #3

As far as my friends, thank you for everything. And to Linda, thank you for all the wonderful dinners. And decent permits, allowing me to pursue my dreams for the last few months. I can't remember my life further back than that.

0:45:40 Unknown Speaker #1

And I

0:45:40 Unknown Speaker #4

think since this is legally binding, we should say, I think it's Debbie, not Linda. Yeah. It

0:45:45 Unknown Speaker #3

is Debbie. Well, see,

0:45:47 Unknown Speaker #4

i Unless there's

0:45:48 Unknown Speaker #3

i thought I could remember I thought I could remember that far back, but turns out I can't even remember that far back. So to everyone else, thank you. Or I'm sorry. Mighty Joe Young out.

0:46:06 Unknown Speaker #2

Wow, Joe. That was beautiful.

0:46:07 Unknown Speaker #1

Move. That is beautiful. That's beautiful.

0:46:09 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, and Yeah. A man who loves his cars, he loves as American cars, but only from one company. That's really beautiful.

0:46:17 Unknown Speaker #2

That's gorgeous.

0:46:18 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes. Thank you so Thank you. Wow.

0:46:21 Unknown Speaker #2

Wow. Well, you know, that kind of inspired me if I'm being honest. I mean,

0:46:24 Unknown Speaker #2

you guys even wanna hear mine? I know we think I'm not gonna die. Oh my god. Yes. Of course. Going to space

0:46:24 Unknown Speaker #3

do

0:46:31 Unknown Speaker #4

of course.

0:46:32 Unknown Speaker #2

Thank you, guys. I wasn't sure. I wasn't sure.

0:46:35 Unknown Speaker #3

Oh my

0:46:35 Unknown Speaker #4

god. How could you say that?

0:46:37 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, I know we're all sure. I'm gonna come back from space, and I and I'm positive we're we're just, you know

0:46:43 Unknown Speaker #3

oh, my god. Stop.

0:46:45 Unknown Speaker #4

I'm sorry. Price.

0:46:47 Unknown Speaker #2

I'm sorry. I sometimes I feel like I don't know. I'm not important.

0:46:50 Unknown Speaker #3

Do not put yourself down. Thank you, Joe. That's right.

0:46:54 Unknown Speaker #2

Thank you, Joe. Not in front of me. Okay. Here we go. Me me me me me me me me. Good. In the event of my sad and untimely death, I Sydney Powell, being of sound mind and supple body, hereby bequeathed, of course, let's say

0:47:16 Unknown Speaker #3

in that word, Second Bequeath?

0:47:18 Unknown Speaker #2

The following of my belongings. To my friend Joey, drop cloth young, hereby known as doctor. I leave my hair, my eyes, eyebrows, nose, lower lip. Yes. To my crooning compadre, Dwayne Neumann. I leave my feet, my knees, and my tummy. And to my brother, Scott Skip, Powell. I leave my fingers, my upper lip, and pee pee. Here are two fourth known as peep.

0:47:51 Unknown Speaker #4

I leave my peep. Blessy.

0:47:54 Unknown Speaker #2

Thank you. God bless me. And god blessed the United States of America. Stay thirsty, my friends. Stay thirsty.

0:48:04 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, stay skip.

0:48:06 Unknown Speaker #4

Thank you. Get the peep.

0:48:08 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. So, Scott, I know you always were jealous of my bigger penis.

0:48:12 Unknown Speaker #1

Hang on.

0:48:13 Unknown Speaker #2

It's yours. It's yours, Skye. Finally, we can we can let everybody know and we can put it to rest. You can have my penis spread.

0:48:20 Unknown Speaker #3

He was hanging a bigger one every since day one.

0:48:23 Unknown Speaker #4

They made a twin style movie, but a porno about your guys' penises. Right? What did you discover for? Yeah.

0:48:28 Unknown Speaker #1

It was

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about our childhood story. It was about our coming of age right around high school.

0:48:33 Unknown Speaker #3

That's dumb.

0:48:34 Unknown Speaker #2

We both got our pants ripped off from the quad and one of us got cheers and the other one got cheers.

0:48:40 Unknown Speaker #3

A lot

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of people said Davido penis.

0:48:42 Unknown Speaker #1

You're I'll say this. Your situation is weirder at that age. Having a huge dick when you're young when you're really, really small, like, young is weird. I'll say

0:48:53 Unknown Speaker #2

oh, you're right. Yep. You're right.

0:48:54 Unknown Speaker #1

That's It was really weird.

0:48:56 Unknown Speaker #3

For you -- It's always good.

0:48:57 Unknown Speaker #4

--

0:48:57 Unknown Speaker #1

free puberty to have a huge penis.

0:49:00 Unknown Speaker #4

It's always good. You can't control it, and that's why we judge people by it.

0:49:07 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, that actually here in here in yours, maybe made me inspired to to read mine. So I'll

0:49:12 Unknown Speaker #3

go ahead and read mine. Oh, awesome. Oh, my god.

0:49:16 Unknown Speaker #4

My god.

0:49:19 Unknown Speaker #1

Okay. Here is my will. Your will is the things you want. Right? Here are the things I want. I'd like my neighbor's lawnmower. I like my dad's grill. If you could leave it next to the garage and take my old one and dispose of it. I would like the general store on on main to name a sandwich after me.

0:49:48 Unknown Speaker #1

This one, This one

0:49:48 Unknown Speaker #2

It's good.

0:49:50 Unknown Speaker #2

are you gonna get the stuff? You're gonna be dead.

0:49:52 Unknown Speaker #1

This one should be called Scott Skip's big penis.

0:49:57 Unknown Speaker #3

Please take

0:49:58 Unknown Speaker #1

down the sandwich that is named after me now, which is the opposite of the title. Of the one I just mentioned. I'd also like my golf scores to be deleted from the Country Club Geers Wall. Thank you.

0:50:20 Unknown Speaker #3

Damn. Wow. Damn. I don't think you know what Will is

0:50:24 Unknown Speaker #4

no. I'll say I've heard I've heard I've heard sad wills before. That one might take the cakes, guys.

0:50:29 Unknown Speaker #2

That must have. No. Much. Scotty, as your younger brother with a much larger hog, that was tough to hear.

0:50:34 Unknown Speaker #4

That was more a list of secret life regrets, I feel like.

0:50:40 Unknown Speaker #3

That was tough. You gotta get a new grill, though. They're gonna take the old one and dispose of it.

0:50:45 Unknown Speaker #4

And wills of the mainland, you have to do what the will say. So

0:50:48 Unknown Speaker #2

yeah. I'm realizing now

0:50:50 Unknown Speaker #1

These are requests that I don't think we'll be able to be fulfilled, really. But it's fine. I'll redo it sometime.

0:50:50 Unknown Speaker #4

that yeah.

0:50:57 Unknown Speaker #4

Let's say we're wonder if they changed the name of the sandwich. Are they also gonna end up putting it on bigger bread and using whole pickles instead of cornichons and all of that? Or is it gonna be

0:51:06 Unknown Speaker #3

right. It's It leaves you the hungriest of any of the sandwich Currently, the

0:51:10 Unknown Speaker #1

sandwich you can get that's named after me at the general store is made on bagel chips, bagel chips, the from a Chex mix with cornichons and and capers. And then

0:51:23 Unknown Speaker #2

all the yelp reviews all the yelp group members, women, say they're starving after eating

0:51:28 Unknown Speaker #4

the sandwich. Yes.

0:51:29 Unknown Speaker #3

It's two capers in a cornichon. Right?

0:51:32 Unknown Speaker #1

Sandwich between two bagelships.

0:51:34 Unknown Speaker #4

It is one of the most saltiest, most acidic sandwiches I've ever had.

0:51:38 Unknown Speaker #2

And and I'll tell you, one of the meanest name after sandwiches, but also I've never heard of.

0:51:44 Unknown Speaker #4

I saw your wife eat it, and she said, they nailed it.

0:51:49 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. She she actually loves to get the sandwich.

0:51:53 Unknown Speaker #3

She does. Now what is the jeers wall at the country club?

0:51:57 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, you haven't seen those?

0:51:58 Unknown Speaker #3

Even Yeah. It's It's

0:51:59 Unknown Speaker #4

it's that.

0:52:00 Unknown Speaker #1

So and you know how a lot of businesses will put, like, canceled checks or, like, like, bounce checks on the wall with, like, a picture of the person who hit it? The Giergere's wall is basically the worst scorecards in the history of the Country Club put up

0:52:12 Unknown Speaker #4

--

0:52:13 Unknown Speaker #3

oh, no.

0:52:13 Unknown Speaker #4

--

0:52:13 Unknown Speaker #1

with an unflattering picture of the person who shot that So

0:52:16 Unknown Speaker #3

you show I heard your

0:52:18 Unknown Speaker #2

you shot three fifty on eighteen. Right?

0:52:20 Unknown Speaker #1

I shot a three

0:52:21 Unknown Speaker #3

fifty. And I heard and and I heard your score about

0:52:25 Unknown Speaker #1

my uncertainty about it wouldn't even the card wouldn't e the scorecard wouldn't even accept my score. And I'll say this. Whoever took that picture

0:52:33 Unknown Speaker #3

your card got rejected. Like,

0:52:34 Unknown Speaker #1

i got rejected.

0:52:35 Unknown Speaker #3

Declined? Your scorecard got declined. Okay.

0:52:38 Unknown Speaker #2

You had to pay cash?

0:52:39 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. Yeah. And whoever took the picture of me that ended up on the jeers wall, I don't whoever did it, they stuck a selfie stick underneath the bottom, They stuck a selfie belt just underneath the bottom of a toilet stall and shot a picture from a low angle up between my two knees of me

0:53:00 Unknown Speaker #4

a bad pic of your face.

0:53:02 Unknown Speaker #1

Oh, putting putting my

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hands on.

0:53:03 Unknown Speaker #2

But but I'll say the photo quality is amazing.

0:53:06 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. It's

0:53:07 Unknown Speaker #2

like Audi Leapivens or something.

0:53:08 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. Yeah.

0:53:09 Unknown Speaker #3

It's it was lipowitz.

0:53:10 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. It was lipowitz.

0:53:11 Unknown Speaker #3

It was lipowitz bowl shot.

0:53:14 Unknown Speaker #4

And you can't I

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hate you just doing this.

0:53:16 Unknown Speaker #4

Your caddy ended up becoming a monk and moving to to bet. Right?

0:53:21 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah.

0:53:23 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. And left me a really confusing note, honestly, saying that his that his choices are purely based on my actions

0:53:34 Unknown Speaker #2

well, you played a six day round.

0:53:36 Unknown Speaker #1

And and and and now I may it makes sense because I may it was like a sort of zen thing where where we had us sit in the discomfort, and he was like, oh, yeah. I'm gonna go be a month because that's all

0:53:48 Unknown Speaker #3

taylor Hade tried to have you killed.

0:53:51 Unknown Speaker #2

That was happening with their clubs.

0:53:54 Unknown Speaker #1

Yes. They poisoned into my clubs, actually.

0:53:57 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, you're not supposed to eat it, brother.

0:53:59 Unknown Speaker #1

Well well, when you're on the course for three days and you haven't been able to hit the clubhouse to get a hotdog, you get hungry.

0:54:07 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, and that's that's what you're blaming for shooting. You shot a penguin on fifteen. Right?

0:54:12 Unknown Speaker #1

Yes. A penguin is, of course, a fifty. A fifty on a par four. I shot a penguin. I shot a penguin

0:54:20 Unknown Speaker #2

on Forty six over. Forty six over. Yeah.

0:54:21 Unknown Speaker #3

Forty six over. Wow.

0:54:24 Unknown Speaker #1

And and it's actually fitting because a penguin ground

0:54:27 Unknown Speaker #3

to golf ball all the time.

0:54:28 Unknown Speaker #1

A penguin is a flightless bird, and the ball never left the ground. Well, well, I was

0:54:33 Unknown Speaker #2

that's that's

0:54:34 Unknown Speaker #3

oh, wow.

0:54:34 Unknown Speaker #4

Eventually, you were an interest from the hole and you asked for a three wood.

0:54:39 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, I had already eaten all the

0:54:41 Unknown Speaker #1

my gloves. I I had eaten all the rest of my gloves, and I don't have control on my three wood as it is. It is a bad day.

0:54:41 Unknown Speaker #4

rest of

0:54:48 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, that was the opposite of a will. You heard two wills and still didn't think about how yours was the opposite of those.

0:54:55 Unknown Speaker #2

What do you think, Dwayne?

0:54:57 Unknown Speaker #4

So I'll I'll read mine.

0:54:59 Unknown Speaker #3

Awesome. Oh my god. Here it go.

0:55:02 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh my God. Me me me me me me me me me. Dwayne. Very good. Wow. Guess it's over, Life is crazy, I was so young. I know you're all really upset that I'm dead, and I sure hope that this is a lesson to you to enjoy your heroes more while they're alive. I, Dwight Newman. Here by Bequeath.

0:55:28 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes, Preeth. Love it. Love it.

0:55:29 Unknown Speaker #4

All of my assets to the next winner of American Idol. But only if they agree No.

0:55:37 Unknown Speaker #3

Do I?

0:55:38 Unknown Speaker #4

Well That's

0:55:38 Unknown Speaker #2

why I don't do it.

0:55:39 Unknown Speaker #4

Only if they agree to take my name, Get plastic surgery to look much like these possible. Only sing my songs and also to agree to carry on.

0:55:49 Unknown Speaker #2

Your songs are covers.

0:55:50 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, they're my covers and only agree to carry on my huge beef with Michael Buble. Should be easy and you have to do it legally if it's in a will. My one dying wish, please And and if we can turn this up or whatever, so you really hear it.

0:56:09 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah.

0:56:10 Unknown Speaker #4

Don't over season my body before you cook me up. Light salt, no pepper, allergic, and not too many aromatics. Don't appetite.

0:56:25 Unknown Speaker #3

Wow. Okay. Dwayne. So Dwayne, I don't know what you think is a post death sort of thing, but you rarely get are you thinking that cremation is a cooking? In a serving?

0:56:40 Unknown Speaker #4

No. I know that a lot of people get cremated and it that you just turn the body to ashes. And to each their own, you know, some people want there. I I don't want to make you feel disrespected if you wanna spread your ashes on a chevrolet.

0:56:51 Unknown Speaker #2

Thank you.

0:56:52 Unknown Speaker #4

I know. But to me, that's a waste. Would you spread a a t bone steak would you bash a t bone steak?

0:57:00 Unknown Speaker #2

Next time, don't say I don't wanna make you feel a bit introspective. And that's a waste.

0:57:07 Unknown Speaker #4

To me, I'm saying, that's my opinion. It's my I don't wanna disrespect you, but to me

0:57:11 Unknown Speaker #3

that is a crazy thing

0:57:12 Unknown Speaker #4

to do.

0:57:13 Unknown Speaker #3

Would you ash a t bone steak.

0:57:16 Unknown Speaker #4

Would you ash a t bone steak? No. You throw a little bit of salt on both sides. No pepper, allergic. And he this you want the steak to do the talking, not too many aromatics.

0:57:27 Unknown Speaker #2

Smart.

0:57:28 Unknown Speaker #3

I don't know if you're allergic to Pep if you sniff it in every sneezes.

0:57:33 Unknown Speaker #4

My sneeze. If I sniffed my sneezed. Oh, yeah. This crazy allergy. This crazy out.

0:57:39 Unknown Speaker #2

If anything it's no sensitivity.

0:57:41 Unknown Speaker #4

Okay. So I so you're saying that what about jalapenos? Because they make my eyes water if I touch them and then touch my eyes.

0:57:50 Unknown Speaker #3

That's does that damn

0:57:51 Unknown Speaker #1

well, you're not allergic. Shut up. It's just the oils.

0:57:54 Unknown Speaker #4

I'm so mad at you guys. I'm trying to be honest here about my death and you're tearing it to pieces. Is it so hard to ask because I and this is straight from my court case with Ruben studdard. Is it so hard to ask one man to become you?

0:58:11 Unknown Speaker #3

No. I I just think you should

0:58:13 Unknown Speaker #2

are you sure?

0:58:14 Unknown Speaker #3

Think that the winners of American Idol are gonna bring you worldwide fame, they barely get famous themselves when they There's

0:58:22 Unknown Speaker #1

arguably only one famous one.

0:58:24 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, I would have said the voice, but obviously. Yeah. Gaurina.

0:58:28 Unknown Speaker #3

Guar. Guar. Doctor

0:58:31 Unknown Speaker #2

pepper likes him. Doctor Pepper likes him. Guarra. Guarra likes

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him. Guarra was on

0:58:35 Unknown Speaker #4

american Idol. Yeah. Season three, Kwawas.

0:58:38 Unknown Speaker #3

They put on their mask so they didn't have to see Sam and Gallo's face.

0:58:43 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. The whole reason Quarr is so crazy is because I don't wanna look at Simon Cow. Holy on that is. Who by the way, same plastic surgeon as me. But yes, I I mean I would have said the voice but obviously they, you know, they had me as a guest judge on the voice and I had chair malfunction. So

0:59:02 Unknown Speaker #2

i don't have to go It spun around it spun around in cussed I don't wanna say this. He's tornado. Didn't it?

0:59:12 Unknown Speaker #3

You rigged it, so it would spin slower because you were getting sick at the simple half turns you would puke. So you rigged it to go slower, but you accidentally went faster and caused a tornado.

0:59:25 Unknown Speaker #4

That's right. Yes. I I I eventually, I was not turning for artists that I loved because I was like, I'm gonna get sick again. You know? So I slowed down but accidentally sped it up and caused the tornado and ended up taking wait. I took out CLOS cat. I have a rip to Celose cat.

0:59:44 Unknown Speaker #2

Alright.

0:59:47 Unknown Speaker #4

But so yeah, I'm more of an American Hidal guy. But I I think that this was a great example. I think it was very honest of us face our deaths like this. Yeah. I'm sure we'll be fine after the launch.

0:59:58 Unknown Speaker #2

Of course. Yes. Of course. Because we got the best people in the game checking on the rocket. Right drop cloth? I mean, you're going around tightening every bolt, grease, and every nut.

1:00:08 Unknown Speaker #3

I'm up there daily checking on it. Making sure it looks like it's leaking dry ice as it sits there. I'm doing it all because that's dry ice.

1:00:18 Unknown Speaker #2

That's the important part. It has to look like a lawn.

1:00:21 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. We've got the

1:00:22 Unknown Speaker #2

because we're selling tickets.

1:00:23 Unknown Speaker #4

Smoke machines. We've got the dry ice. Now do you think a lot of people are gonna know be able to tell that this is all on miniatures. We're kinda doing it all on miniatures from a distance.

1:00:37 Unknown Speaker #2

I'm not sure. I mean, I'm so proud of what we're doing.

1:00:41 Unknown Speaker #4

And you're still we're still putting you in the miniatures and stuff, but it's Yeah.

1:00:45 Unknown Speaker #2

I'm going to looks space.

1:00:46 Unknown Speaker #4

Go to space.

1:00:47 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. I mean, we well, we had James Cameron come in and do our miniatures. Mhmm.

1:00:54 Unknown Speaker #2

We got a new makeup and everything.

1:00:56 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, yes. All

1:00:57 Unknown Speaker #2

the blue makeup. We're

1:00:58 Unknown Speaker #4

turning avatar locks.

1:00:59 Unknown Speaker #3

Dressed as an avatar came in to do Titanic miniatures, and it's gonna be amazing.

1:01:06 Unknown Speaker #4

By the way, James Cameron won't link tales with just anyone. I try So, you know, if you end up like details with Cameron, more power to you, I followed

1:01:13 Unknown Speaker #2

him around all day. You are now at film director.

1:01:17 Unknown Speaker #4

Yes. But the, you know, this is very exciting. Are you getting this text I just got a text from Elon Musk that said SpaceX is out.

1:01:30 Unknown Speaker #2

What? What?

1:01:31 Unknown Speaker #1

Hold on. I'm getting a

1:01:33 Unknown Speaker #3

oh, yeah, it's It's from a text. The number is z e b twelve twenty

1:01:40 Unknown Speaker #4

two dash. These letters I don't understand. Yeah.

1:01:43 Unknown Speaker #3

I don't know how he gets that number. He's out.

1:01:47 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, free

1:01:47 Unknown Speaker #3

who's gonna provide who's gonna provide the rocket?

1:01:50 Unknown Speaker #4

Okay. We can fix this. We can fix this.

1:01:53 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. And we still got NASA.

1:01:54 Unknown Speaker #2

Gonna bring a fat joint too, and we're gonna smoke that shit.

1:01:57 Unknown Speaker #1

And we've still got NASA and we've still got we've still got monster. It's fine. We still got NASA on board. We still got Wait.

1:02:03 Unknown Speaker #3

Hang on. But NASA just provides

1:02:05 Unknown Speaker #1

hang on. I just got a text from NASA. Bus? Mister Aldron, it's from it's from Buzz himself. He says

1:02:14 Unknown Speaker #2

the leader.

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Says NASA's out also.

1:02:18 Unknown Speaker #4

Also, say that we're with

1:02:19 Unknown Speaker #2

the trailer. Kahoots.

1:02:21 Unknown Speaker #3

So so all we got left is monster,

1:02:24 Unknown Speaker #4

monster and art. We can work with that.

1:02:25 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. We work with that. Monster Budget really comes from Monster if we're being honest. The big budget

1:02:31 Unknown Speaker #3

is throwing in a lot.

1:02:33 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. And and let's let's And it's fine. It's fine. Already, Red Bull already sent a rocket somebody to the space to do a thing. So my and my better than Red Bull. Everybody knows Monster is a bigger

1:02:43 Unknown Speaker #4

-- That's right. --

1:02:44 Unknown Speaker #1

more reputable, better company than Red Bull.

1:02:48 Unknown Speaker #2

I'm getting a text.

1:02:49 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, no.

1:02:50 Unknown Speaker #2

Monster said, going a different direction, rebranding, we're out.

1:02:59 Unknown Speaker #3

Oh my god.

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Well, I thought we could do this.

1:03:00 Unknown Speaker #2

Go ahead.

1:03:02 Unknown Speaker #1

No. Yeah. Well, just because the just because the people who had the money, the materials, the scientific expertise

1:03:08 Unknown Speaker #1

right. -- and and all the physics knowledge are out. Doesn't mean subtle shorts can't still do a rocket launch.

1:03:08 Unknown Speaker #4

--

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Next week. We already have a launch pad.

1:03:16 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. And the pirates, the pirates could work it.

1:03:19 Unknown Speaker #4

The pirates.

1:03:20 Unknown Speaker #3

There's no way there's rocket on the damn launch pad. What are they gonna do? Come get it through my pirate's cold dead or dead hand.

1:03:30 Unknown Speaker #1

And the wolves the wolves aren't gonna let these guys get in here.

1:03:33 Unknown Speaker #4

Absolutely.

1:03:34 Unknown Speaker #1

Most of the pictures we showed them with meat on them were were Elon Musk. Musk.

1:03:40 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, and all the sick guests that are walking around looking like zombies from eating our food, they're not gonna let everyone's gonna they're gonna scare everybody away.

1:03:47 Unknown Speaker #4

Here's the thing, fellas. You know, we don't need monster. I got a pretty good relationship with Arizona iced tea. I obviously did my ninety nine cent song tour with them. And so we can get Arizona to use a sponsor. So we can work bikes.

1:04:01 Unknown Speaker #4

work this.

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We can

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And you guys know that I still have some leverage with Spirit Airlines because of the lawsuit?

1:04:06 Unknown Speaker #4

Yes. That's right.

1:04:08 Unknown Speaker #2

Because that's hot coffee. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And I can call up I can call up tank man. Who makes those big grain silos and easily get us an old offloaded corn syrup tank

1:04:20 Unknown Speaker #3

oh. -- because We're half of the air.

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--

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Hey, SpaceX, NASA, and Monster. We don't need you. We got Arizona iced tea, Spirit Airlines and Take, man.

1:04:30 Unknown Speaker #2

Suck on that Elon Musk.

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Oh, you

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on that.

1:04:33 Unknown Speaker #4

know what? I didn't

1:04:34 Unknown Speaker #4

Say that a lot. I just got excited. Yeah. On suck. Yeah. Oh, I got an email. I'm sending you an email right now. Subject line, you. Bonnie, Elon suck.

1:04:45 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes. Yes. Wait. And you

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know what? Show him. Here.

1:04:49 Unknown Speaker #1

And I'm gonna reply to I'm gonna reply to NASA. I'm gonna reply to NASA here. Subject kind you

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--

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put him a body, NASA suck. Send.

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Okay.

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Sence.

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Hit send on that bad boy.

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Double oh, shit. Double sent.

1:05:06 Unknown Speaker #3

I think I just replied accidentally to a HelloFresh. Email.

1:05:11 Unknown Speaker #4

All these statements, all caps don't reply, but you could always get a reply in there.

1:05:16 Unknown Speaker #3

Oh my god. It time they're sending me a couple of cheddar chickens, I'm like, thanks y'all. Do not email us drop. Oh, my name is doctor GUI nudge. Doctor, g o o I e, in U. J. Doctor GUI News. Just got the paper.

1:05:39 Unknown Speaker #4

Alright. Got that just in time. Just remember, doctor GUI Neuge.

1:05:43 Unknown Speaker #3

Thank you, Linda.

1:05:45 Unknown Speaker #4

I love this name. Doctor GUI Neuj. I think you gotta keep this name.

1:05:49 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. Doctor gooey nudes.

1:05:52 Unknown Speaker #4

Doctor's guy nudes sounds like a friend's applesong.

1:05:57 Unknown Speaker #3

Well, it is. It's soon to be if I can get into that damn studio with him.

1:06:00 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, yeah. Zapa is famously hard to get in the studio with. He is too freaky, man.

1:06:05 Unknown Speaker #3

He's constantly noodling in there with a snake on his shoulders. You know what? It's fine.

1:06:12 Unknown Speaker #2

We hit a speed bump today when all of our sponsors dropped and we found out we cannot do the launch. But I think -- It

1:06:19 Unknown Speaker #2

that it is just a speed bump. And I think we are gonna drive over that hump and fly into space. That's what I

1:06:19 Unknown Speaker #3

must

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--

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Everybody knows when the way to combat a speed bump is to go faster and harder Exactly.

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think.

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We put

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it on the shocks, baby.

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Amen, baby. Leave in.

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Put more stuff in your trunk and go over it faster.

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Start spreading the news.

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Yes.

1:06:44 Unknown Speaker #4

We're flying to the moon. Space. Don't put that energy out there, Sydney. We're not dying

1:06:50 Unknown Speaker #2

space now. And show Elon that it's his fault.

1:06:54 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, yeah, Eli. How about that? We're dying in space because of you snap it, baby.

1:06:58 Unknown Speaker #4

Give me those snaps on the mic. My number one snapper, doctor gooey nooj.

1:06:58 Unknown Speaker #2

That's right.

1:07:06 Unknown Speaker #3

I'm keeping time for you to weigh. Doctor gooey nooj on the four, finger, and thumb.

1:07:11 Unknown Speaker #4

No. I'm gonna have to figure out your email address because I have been sending emails to my doctor about my nooj being gooey. So I just gotta make sure I don't get those mixed up.

1:07:22 Unknown Speaker #3

No. You do not. Well, I got a couple of those, actually. And I looked at your nudge And honestly, I think if you wipe it a couple of times a day, it's gonna clean up.

1:07:34 Unknown Speaker #4

I've been trying everything. Don't Google gooey nudes because the scariest stuff comes up if you do.

1:07:39 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, and also that you thought you were sending emails that way, but you were just uploading stuff to Google. Shit.

1:07:45 Unknown Speaker #3

Right. And it also came out I don't know. I saw the fax machine at the Greek restaurant down there. Really get fired up.

1:07:52 Unknown Speaker #4

Take out the truth.

1:07:53 Unknown Speaker #2

Papa crease doesn't sitting on a stack of your gooey nudes pictures.

1:08:00 Unknown Speaker #4

Momma Mia.

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Yeah. That's great. Jesus Christ stove. Jesus Christo when he saw it.

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Well, I think we'll be fine. I am not worried.

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You do.

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Yep.

1:08:11 Unknown Speaker #4

By the way, what we're doing on this My shows are still selling. Okay. I've got a lot of exciting shows that I'm doing that I'm very proud of. And what about this pitch to make these fuckers jealous? I'm gonna do the first ever croon from the moon. I'm coming to space with him.

1:08:29 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes. Yes. Yes. We cannot

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fail anymore. We can we're we can't fail.

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Well, of course, we got

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sydney. We got

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we got d the l. We got Dwayne. Skimp, are you staying? I'm scared to go.

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I'm not I I I I somebody's gotta stay back and and and handle things here.

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This guy does not wanna see we're

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gonna stay.

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I don't know why I gotta sit in space with a side. It's alright.

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I we're gonna stay, but we're gonna make sure we get you guys there safe. I'm setting up a Houston.

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Hey. With you and me controls, I know I got nothing to worry about.

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I'm setting up a Houston.

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Ground control to gooey. New. Ground control to gooey nudes. Yeah. Wipe that gooey nudge and put your helmet on.

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God. Yes.

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Well, everybody, again, you got one week one week to get your tickets to the big rock at lunch and buffet.

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It'll be one week till we fly to space.

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Duane, I heard that one of the alpha wolves It's got a table at your show tonight?

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Oh my gosh. I'm nervous. Yes. What are the

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he's tough crowd.

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One of the alpha wolves has a table and let's just say this guy likes to heckle he likes to howl and he controls I would say ninety five percent of wolf media.

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Well, let's just hope there's not a ton of other follower wolves in there because if he starts heckling and they all start howling with him,

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my god.

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That's gonna be a tough nightmare.

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It's gonna be Reno nineteen ninety eight all over again, except this time it'll be wolves instead of humans heckling -- Right. Three hours straight.

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Right. Right.

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Oh, okay. Well, I I I I'm excited for this show, you know. I'm hoping that this wolf can get me on some of the major media. Fingers. If I could cross my fingers, they'd be crossed, but unfortunately they've been Botox straight. So fingers near each other, I'll say that.

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Fingers do each other pound.

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Is he Is he in control of that newspaper, the Washington Pack?

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Yes. He's got Washington Pack under in his pocket. Awesome. Pack

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it, really.

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I which you could tell because if you do their crosswords, almost all the clues are bright thing in the sky, the moon, delicious thing meat. They're terrible.

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Delicious thing. It's a good clue.

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Best sound howl, of course. I mean, it

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honestly sounds

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like, exactly like they're a a award show too. Best the the, you know, they give out the best sound every year as hell.

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Yes. Absolutely. Of course.

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Yeah. But he has the Washington pack. He's called odd obviously they're they I believe they now have bought ear wolf. So that's big

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the wolf lives.

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Wow. Wow.

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The wolf lives. Yeah.

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The wolf lives, awesome.

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Yeah. So I I excited to get on with them, but I'm going to space, baby. And this is I bet a croon from the moon. You heard it here first. So send Everybody send me your songs that you want to hear from the moon. All the space songs or you know weird out versions of other songs that I'm happy to do them.

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It's one small step for man, one show and two acts on the dust.

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That beautiful. I'll be saying that as I shove everyone out of the way. Who's gonna get out of the ship first? That's my question for you, Sid.

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Well, If we're honest, I think we both know it's gonna be Dennis. Dennis is gonna do whatever he has to to get out into space first.

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That's true.

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i'm gonna let him. You know, he's a kid. He he deserves these new experience.

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And

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Put them to space.

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Yeah. I'll And, Dwayne, let them have it.

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Do not oversleep slash eat sushi from McDonald's and miss ship. This is

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i have a flying routine and it's hard not to keep to it. Maybe someone could hold the flight for me if that happens, but I I'll do

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my like You got it. I'm in control of Houston, but I can only wait so long because when that dry ice melts, it doesn't look like it's about to be a shuttle that launches. Okay?

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Alright. And and it's just you and Clint Howard in there right now.

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Right? Yes. It's me. I'm hoping his bro shows up. I wanna pitch him something, but it's just the two of me.

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I actually heard that I heard that they got Clint for a subtle TV show. Somebody got they got Clint for a subtle TV.

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I heard they got that too big around.

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Yeah. That's a hard guess.

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Settle TV is really killing it right now.

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Yeah. So TV top in the ratings for everyone, I think we hit all ninety to ninety five year olds which is our key demo.

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Yeah. Yeah. It was it was we got a good kickback from Hospice.

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Take you again to Hospice.

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Because we're the channel that it goes to if somebody is watching, but they haven't done anything for many hours.

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Yeah.

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So it's a lot of these people are dying, and then we will come on TV.

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A fucking quarter share at Hospice was Unbelievable for us.

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You haven't seen that kind of numbers in hospice since the nineties. I mean, it's big.

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I know. We are like the the hospice crowd.

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Absolutely. Well, fellas, I'm excited to head to the moon and to check-in next week. And of course everybody You gotta come see this. Alright? Standing rooms only. Staining we're we're renting out bathtubs, renting out rooms, wherever you wanna stay to see this. It's going to be historic.

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And and I don't sold all of our porcelain toilets for outhouses. We got And we have the good ones that teeter around and pump heat. We've got all the good porta potties.

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We got the good porta potties from our opening that went that went well. It happened. And so that It happened. Fellow, I'm excited. Anything else? Me too. No. I'm just saying that's

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it. Happy to be with you guys. I feel like we're finally hitting our stride.

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That's right. Yes,

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sir.

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That's right. This is --

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yeah.

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-- this is exciting for me. This is probably the best dance I've ever had for my whole life crew from the moon. What let's see Booble do that.

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Good luck, buble. Good luck. As if you'd like to do anything that we've done.

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I've got a meeting with Debbie. To make sure we're clear to build Houston.

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Where are you guys going?

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Chili's Beautiful.

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Oh my god. Yes.

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Not the chain.

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Oh, that cold place. Yes.

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Yeah. That outdoor eatery at two thousand feet

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up in the mountains.

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It's gonna be so freezing.

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It's that's less molecular gastronomy, a cold bird.

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And they're Gespacho only. Right?

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Yes. Yes. Yeah. Gespacho ice pops ice pups.

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Yep. She's

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well, have a blast. That sounds delicious. Thank you.

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I love their you know, it's nice to have nachos, but sometimes I just want their Gespachos, which are very good. Uh-huh. There are little east of the border, I would say. Alright. Well, that's been the show. Everybody, Chuck, come find us a Chili's. Yeah.

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Let's say we're saving the rest of the menu for Chili's until next week. That's right. We're gonna we can't.

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Well, you why don't you just tell us what you have? At your big

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-- It doesn't exactly. --

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i'll say this.

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Why don't you expense this one?

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Oh, yeah.

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And get every four I will receive

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this one and we'll all read the receipts. Yes. Next week.

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And and Joe Bring your receipt this time. It's not getting account

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is doctor Gooney news. I will I will bring the receipt. I promise.

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Okay. You've said that before. Okay. Okay.

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Alright.

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Well for Sydney and Scott Skippell and doctor GUI Neuj. I'm crooning Dwayne Neumann saying, Until next time. Enjoy yourself.