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mini-01

What's the Dealio?

Originally aired: May 16, 2019

In their first mini episode, the guys discuss negotiating and recording from their new location.

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baby. Yeah, Yeah, they're coming in late on. Coming, coming. I don't think you can do it like that. Come on in. Way on the lyrics. Can we turn way? Big Bond? Rapper. So instantly, is it, dad?

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Got Have you guys done this wack shit? You were just putting too hot. But our nights together. That's right. I do it a little bit off the smoke strain. Exactly. You here? Well, it's illegal. It's illegal. Just it is he like

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they made it illegal

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here. Yes.

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Oh, no, it's legal. Unless it's medicinal and then it's illegal. You

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can't. You're actually in pain. Get adding that. All right?

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I don't buy any of that. Legal stuff is dangerous. What's a legal eyes, Sue potent that I buy street trash.

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One wag you do by street. You've been smoking street trash for about four months now.

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That's right. Yeah. Do you smoke a Twizzlers rapper? Yes. You have to find something that has been in the trash for a long time so that its gun tup fermented stuff starts growing on it. It's like smoking weed and doing mushrooms

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at the same time. Wow. Disgusting. Um, we're gonna need an intervention for you.

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I doubt it. I doubt it. Why would I need an intervention?

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Um uh, you feel Do you feel good? OK, then we're fine.

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But we're back, baby.

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Back a Yeah. Turn up your headphones.

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Turn him wide out. What? Take your headphones out. Put your phone on. Whatever table your at and turn it on with the volume of plays out.

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Ideally, you're in a busy meeting. You're somewhere in public. Subway out of subway is a role.

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Funeral? Yeah,

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we are bigot funerals way are we, ladies and gentlemen, What's up?

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What's up? What's up, you guys?

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What's up there? Listening to the teachers lounge. And for those of you have been wondering What's the dealio? We're back. Are

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you name also Todd.

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Todd. Padre, Are

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you sure you want to take the lead on hosting?

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That's takes the lead on hosting because I

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immediately hit wondering what's the dealy? So what's the

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stress? Is what we're wondering now. What's up? What's the dealio? I'm Todd. Padre. Good at hosting EMC. Looking for a host agent. If anyone out there reps hosts, um,

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can I just say Todd, thank you so much for recording, right? from the get go tell recording and we are.

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What about your Has anybody bought your script for? Let's make it ealier.

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You know what? A lot of people have bought it just to take it off the market because they're tired of hearing the pitch. I say they don't want you sneaking back in your pitch, but I've double sold. What's the deal

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is going to say a lot of people have bought the same pitch

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from you.

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Yeah, yeah, a lot of people will. Every bad name. You know, Disney owns a lot of companies now. I've sold it to everyone Disney on and

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saying the same

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Fox Star Wars have sold intolerable,

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and it's always What's the dealio? Not little variations.

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So it's little very issues.

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Okay, so what? Let's make a deal. Helio,

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There's What's the Helio? Uh, which is what would Helio itt's me on those little shoes?

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T ask what would What would helium You don't

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formulate? Yeah, I've got a lot. It's hard to remember. Okay. Uh, what's

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the squeal, Leah?

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What's the square? Leo? That's me in a mouse garden. Cross town together.

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Trying to figure out what, going across town?

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Yes, It's a okay. Everyone likes a road trip movie, but those costs a little money. You've got to get you to pay for the locations. Yeah, You just crossing the town is original

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movie with no stops. It's just you with a mouse.

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And what, you're not paying the mouse?

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No, no, the mouse's nonunion, and that's that's in the script that's in the stage Directions.

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No. Now, explain to me your show. I'm hungry. Let's have Emilio.

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So this is this whole show is about cooking. My favorite Estevez, brother, Uh, old premises, you know, You know, say, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse, right? Trying to get the new cigar. So hungry. Let's have Emilio. I could eat all of Emilio Estevez. Yeah. Wow. Uh, yes. Um, So,

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yeah. I mean, I did drive by, uh, the studio the other day, and I did see Emilio greased up, um, apple in his mouth. Right. Those little luau style blue owl style.

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Well, you might have been covered in saying cause we had just buried him in the sand. That's good. Good. Yeah, but he got away. Uh,

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he's been showing up to the support group. I go to for people who have been

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What's your name? Who? You.

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I'm Howard Levis.

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Howard Lava's. He survived.

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I know you. I know. I've been going to support group for people who the people around them have attempted to either murder, eat or kill. Otherwise kill support group and I make a murderer killed on, and Amelia started showing up. And I guess it's because of this he hasn't he hasn't shared yet. Show. So you wear this because we we barbecued you. Ah, and we took you around in a parade, mostly because my whole life in recent years, it's been proven to me that the people who I thought cared about me actually have no regard for my well being.

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And did they teach you anything about taking any personal responsibility? Or is it just blaming the people around you?

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Well, it's mostly me sharing my story, and people agreeing with me heartily agree. I heard the cannibal class actually got the next doors, uh, next door classroom, which is really frustrating because they have access to our are age. Joining. Yeah, they have access to Rh back unit. And let's just say they've been turned up the heat.

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Hold on. So you're maybe being cooked by the cannibals next door?

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There are people who are traumatized by having tried people tried to eat them.

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Yeah, but we're aware of it. So they think they're setting a trap, But they're not setting a trap. They don't know.

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You think you're ahead of this? Okay?

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Way had to Introductions and good host. I know that. We have to start explaining what is going on. Radio two. Gentlemen, we are the teacher's lounge. If you have been listening to the podcast, you would know that we were in hell for a while. Then in a mall, a czar held jobs. Then we escaped from him. All spun a globe to decide where we're gonna land next. And we landed on a van.

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Yeah, there's a van. Uh, it was kind of like floating in the middle of the ocean.

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Yeah, we didn't know. We didn't know that we had bought the globe from Dodge, so it was Ah, a little van logo on the

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caravan. And we, of course, had the natural reaction to when you would sort of realized that you had to go to a van screaming

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No, no, that's zero actual Recording what? It

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sounded That was it on dso We're You know, we're like, we're gonna record from here on out from a van, but that we've got an exciting little email from the people out here wolf dot com Popular one cast the wolf dead.

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The wolf is dad.

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An email said, Hey, would you guys like to go on our free feed way? So

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we said we sent back the quickest in O exclamation mark negotiations.

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You always walk away before the negotiations started. Way said No. No. And we said no, thank you. And then wait

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email up for a bunch of, like, list and immediate response. Their immediate response rightfully so was Okay. Fine. Nash behind us and then wait. Hear anything for too much.

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And that was a nerve racking time for us.

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Way were screaming, driving around in the van. What if we don't

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do this was our only income.

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I hate everything else in my life. Why don't I do the one thing I like? Why are

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we so why are we playing hardball here? We've got nothing. This is a really tangible opportunity.

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So then these guys didn't know this, but at 4 a.m. One night, I hate a were wolf with an email. You up?

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Yes. Ready? Well, I saw Dan on our communal computer. Gateway. That man I mean Todd

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over here, of course, is my Jewish man.

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Yes, I you were You were practicing at the time?

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Yes. Yes. What? When we don't record podcasts. I'm a practicing Jew.

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And you were wearing full practice gear

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out your measles. Uh, vaccination.

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Yes. Yeah, I go hard. Well,

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I sucked it out as if it was like a snake

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venom. Unfortunately, measles vaccines come out of your butt

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home, Todd. Tired? Now you're a little unfortunate slave I enjoyed.

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Yeah. Yeah, I said, I don't know what everyone's talking about with this stuff. This is great.

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So I suck measles out of your butt hole and you got on the gateway. I quickly fell asleep. You got on our communal gateway, which is disgusting. Computer is awful. Way

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is a computer company for all you young un's out there. You get the

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dirtiest cow mouse pad you've ever seen The

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monitor the monitor ways. What? £1000.1000.

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And the power button is is surrounded by a ring of just like Phil. Phil, Phil. It's like, gummy. It almost looks like somebody stuck their gum to the the ring around the power. Yeah,

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this ain't your mama's computer.

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No. Well, it was somebody's mama's computer, and we stole it from her.

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It was there was a family. It was their gateway. We ripped it out of their That's their fault for leaving the window.

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So I got on the gateway. I'm plugged the fax machine. I dialed up. I put in our a la 500 hours disk on my email there. Wolf. You know you up. It ended up getting back to us. No, not at all.

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Really. What do they say in,

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uh, you can't do this anymore?

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Okay. They said if you want to talk to me, do it in the daytime when you're sober,

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you're very lead. You also sent a pic with that? You up?

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Yes. Yes. Unfortunately, the camera was facing the opposite direction. So all I got was on my clothes hanging over a chair,

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right? Pretty confusing. First year. Well, luckily, they responded

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almost. It's almost upsetting to just get in emails. Is you up, and then a dark room with a bunch of clothes on a chair. Right, Um, blow

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you up? I'm getting Really? That's what it feels like. Yeah. Look, it's your cause. We're bloody

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clothes were bloody, so I had to take him off, right? Yeah. Yeah, I

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did. The second vaccination out here knows

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you stuck to Hardman. And I've had a nosebleed ever since.

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rubella. My name is Sam, Weatherman. The host didn't throw to me, But I am here saying, Tell us who you are. Tell us what? It's too late. I just did it. I just did.

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And you also have

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I was thinking maybe we get to the We got to introductions in a little early on, and I

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never mind. I'm not Sam waiting for my intro. That was what

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they said. You up. You can't do this anymore

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anyway. Long story short. They said, Hey, let's do let's do this. Let's But you know, we offered them. Ah, pretty good deal. Yeah, on this, let's go weekly

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and we said We'll be there next week

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And they said We can't go until a long time. Late October, early November. Yes. And so way said. That's fine. We can wait.

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That's fine. We're fine. We were. So we quickly sent a big in o exclamation mark. Eventually we were, like, Act like No screaming around in the van Way died driving around in circles filled with regret to the Benny Hill song Yes, Benny Hana Song Aside

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with Benny Hana, which the It's the same but it's all the same. There were little spatula, Teoh said out loud

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one in the context by the sound of metal hitting a medal getting being eating

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Ding, ding, ding, ding Oh, in the news I'm clapping and family goes for a

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in the backgrounds were dead Just catch the egg because they so Raggio you it ends up being a fake actually turned down a second time The negotiation It's what you gotta do. You walk away. So then, of course, four air We

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hear you clinging around the way you use a computer panting loudly at this point. What I said, Are you emailing here? Wolf

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said, No sign. No, sir.

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Use. You said no, sir.

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Sorry, Bob. I was trying to email the radio lab people. I was trying to get some interest going out there. Right? And the

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email address you're using to email them

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radio dot lab. No, no, it s so I keep getting these responses back. This isn't an email address. Ah, right. Therefore for not found.

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But you sparked a good thing because we did have to start reaching out to other companies because we needed another deal with to leverage ourselves against Air Wolf. So

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it's blood in the water. Yes. Come out there.

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We talked to Glenn Beck's network. The blaze, right. We

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talked to them. They wind and die. They wanted us bad. They wanted a so bad they took us to a jersey. Mike's about an hour later.

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Poured red wine vinaigrette all over our mouths.

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God, I mean, they were just spoiling, but

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they did. It makes way.

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They made us Mike's way. They buck and salted are because when we were a little bit of stranded iceberg winds

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of onion, they didn't

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wine and dine us. They turned us into something for others to be wined and dined. Well,

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which was triggering for you.

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It was I ran away

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threat to your support group and got cooked a little bit. You that's up. That you walked into

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the hot room Mike's way. And I have never seen so many hungry cannibals

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honestly, that day, actually, I accidentally walked into the wrong room and said, Oops, wrong room and then said they the cannibal said, Oh, my God. I think you got the right one. That's all that happened. Yeah,

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well, they were so excited. They tripped over their own tongues. Yeah, chaps, looking to try and get out of there so things didn't work out. Graham back once we learned he didn't want to sign his podcast network. He wanted to eat us. Makes way, way.

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We should have seen that coming. To be honest, we shouldn't. He came in licking his chops.

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Yes. Yes. And we know this guy's just a weird pervert.

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Yeah, Yeah, that's good.

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Isn't weird for us. We see this all the time.

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So then we took another meeting. We went to Rush Limbaugh's company, and that was quite so

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pleasant. An experience, you know? Okay, way. Well, they handed us. Have a ended up having us to a rush. Limbo

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hurt all of our back. Would you had to do a fast limbo, which is just you reading at a bar and then falling back.

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Right. And we're going rush Now you go. Now you go. And he goes, I don't do it. Yeah, I watch

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Rush don't play that. I just watch.

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And there was a man there named fucker Carlson. And he's worse than the regular guy, which is a surprise somehow. Smarmy. Er yeah,

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Well, I actually liked him more than Tucker. Well, he wears a bolo tie. That's right. Yeah, and I mean, he has that classic fucker. Carlson hair. The big adult bolt. There we are. Lab.

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Yes. So then we ended. Way went ahead. Go good

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guys. Recorded a few there. Uh, the gum dad become dad.

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We record a few there and they said, What are you doing? You can't use our studios for this. You got to get out of here on Jake and Amir. Eight. Howard.

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Yeah, They took a big, nice bite of your foot first. Yeah, and they went all the way up. Yeah,

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but let's let's skip to the end. Because

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the and is

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the most. You all know what happens. We're here. Were on Mike. We're coming. We ended up staying right. Find will come out in the fall. But then we were driving in the car and we were hearing all the politics on the

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radio, so I can't get enough of the news and

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especially on the radio, it's a news on their

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80. And

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I mean, it's what news radio was all about. I should make a show about that. Exactly. And so we said we got We have so many opinions about this. Yeah, we got to get on Mike.

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Yeah, we coulda sale. We

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needed our voices back when we found out we had so much to talk

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because what are you if you don't have a podcast or social media like, what are you don't know exists?

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And here's the thing Everybody wants to hear everybody's political opinion. That's the truth.

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I want to hear everyone all the time

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filter my Facebook feed nowadays for political opinions only. Yeah. You want todo payments? No, thank you. Uh, most babies, politically active. Exactly.

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Which right is this baby leave

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if it's, you know, if it Yeah, if it's Ah, baby oven immigrant. Yeah, maybe. Maybe, baby, Maybe that's a maybe baby number. Your baby's Maybe baby. The child of a political figure that's also made bad. I want to hear about a baby that comes out spouting white nationalist opinion that they know Baby

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Lost at Washington Memorial. Give me a live feed your baby, baby. So you know what's so cool about Washington D. C? They keep their buildings low because they want the monument to be

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tallest. Oh, sad school. Well, I'm walking around hitting my head everywhere. Just one thing can be tallest exact buildings with

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Dan. We should we should tell everybody. We are currently in Washington D C

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way drive the van right to the big Apple Washington D. C the windy said it.

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So we're recording from the Windy City, the Big Apple and wear sending these to stitcher and they're putting them on their premium feed. We are paying that. We're paying them that. We got a great deal.

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Good deal initiated. I negotiated. We got a great deal. We're paying 100,000 per episode to have it aired, But the episodes have to be short and behind a paywall.

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Yes, and so wear what they wanted. So we're paying six figures in F and this is American dollars?

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Yeah, we'll put it on a credit card. That's and then we're going to pay it back. When it comes through,

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we all take out a credit card, and it's a $500 a year, the annual fig, a year annual phase where they said, Um, and just

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to own the car. But the point didn't rewards on this. Is that you can say that. Annual figures. You get the point. And what are some of the points? Good. To get a Quiznos,

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you can get a Quiznos for the for at cost. For most it for free.

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You get first in the Ralphs, um, speed check out line on and also the vegetable department. Ralph's bodies produce that produce department.

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So if you if you come to Ralph right when they opened, they'll let you in first and you get the first choice of all the produce. You could go around, feel everything. Sure, it's ripe enough for you. Yeah, 4421 points. So every dollar you spend, you get four points back on any porn hub subscription

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on that, and that's really paying off in dividends for our household. Actually, gateway, by the way, I think, has a virus. A few 100 Iran s way higher and no way. Cough. Okay, Is literally sick from the virus week. I guess we should say, Todd.

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Yeah. Okay. We see you over there. I got tested. I got tested. Well, you did.

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Yes. You don't have with the Gateway house. What's that? You don't have the last time you got

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yesterday. Really? Yes. They said I broke the machine. They said my blood broke the machine. So I'm fine. Wow. Yeah, I think you have a computer. Well, they said they did say before I left. I've got Trojans. Uh,

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we're like, Yeah, my drawer at home. Yeah,

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Yeah, I've got, well, unused. Yeah, I've got a 400 unused truth.

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You know, you'll meet my

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Bible, because when I need it, I'm going to need a lot.

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I mean, I was talking you to the other day, and all of a sudden a big, like thing came out of your mouth. It was, uh, it was advertising. See, Alice, to me, it was, like, almost like a pop up.

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That's right. I'm so sick that I'm now target. I have targeted ads coming out of the bay

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that a usual. Think that. What's that? That's That's not a thing that normal, sick

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people dealing. Howard is 2019 and the way you know everything is an ad to you. Everything's listening to you.

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And I was showing you some gifts on, um, read it and, uh, and they were dirty gifts, and you kept just screaming. Where's the source? Show me the source. Source source, video source. A source sauce off sauce. Question mark. Question my question. Right, Your sauce. But that niece, Reddit

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Horn, then you start

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getting upset. When I started complimenting the woman in saying like I could I could make her really happy. Uh, like saying like, Oh, you look great. You are gorgeous. My lady

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Port videos With this, you're trying to make a personal connection with someone you saw a porno on?

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Yeah, I expected her to see it, you know,

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Right. Porn stars. Check the comments on those pages all the time.

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That I mean, if they didn't, then I wouldn't have all these restraining orders.

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You have copies of all your restraining orders?

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Yeah, Scrapbook, Um, on scrapbook. From

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what I've seen a couple up in your office that you're proud of like a doctor.

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Yeah, give mine. So I have in my office I give mine to my dry cleaner when I come in a lot of graft. My restraining order.

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Yeah, I saw 20 years at a Japanese tip on restaurant. Up on the wall. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. I went into the Beni Hana and I gave ah, man, that ran the place my restraining order and said, Put this up here. Right next to David Boeri Anise.

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His restraining order. Yeah, it's frustrating. I mean, it does make you very famous.

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Yeah, but we are trying to get into a press conference the White House press conference soon because we're gonna way we are gonna put the heat on the

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print and we're gonna be going. Just just listen to this sample of how we would be in the press conference. Mr. President. Supposed preference. That president Mr Pressure Somebody that's got a big lie. So I guess I'll go later when you call on me. What if I threw my shoe at you? 00 It bounce off the wall and hit him in the face anyway, so we would be good in there. We were trying to get in and talk to the press

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were just trying to get involved in politics. And we're putting us out on stitcher and we'll just see what happens where we got the van.

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So far, we're walking around doing man on the street and editing the videos in our favor to look smart. We're cutting out anybody who beats us in an argument.

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I don't want to sound like a genius here. Anything. But what about what's going on in Washington right now? It's just crazy. I mean, the nuts have taken over the nut house.

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That's absolutely right. I mean pecans. What if walnuts were making the walnuts? You know what I mean? Yes, you can't trust thes

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walnuts air making this all no, like, That's our maid, is You guys know I've made some signs to bring to the press conference when we finally do. That's one of the signs I've made. It says you walnuts are making us all nuts because I don't. I'm planning on protesting peacefully at the press conference. You know how people go to press conferences or like town halls, and they sit quietly and then in the middle when nobody's talking they stand up and they scream their point and everybody in the whole place is like, all right. And then

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you get a shit in the other day, right? What's that? A shit?

0:26:09 Unknown Speaker #3

I did do a shit in. Yeah, I was pro testing bathroom laws. Eso I said anybody should be able to shit anywhere, right? It doesn't matter.

0:26:19 Unknown Speaker #4

That's not even bathroom laws. That's more just like human decency laws. I

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think you're slightly off from the rial. Cause way. Want? Yeah, and you shit out in the Yeah, the common area of a restaurant, Because you think What

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do you That's the most neutral? Yeah, place you could be. You said

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Yeah. Everyone has access to this place. If you want everyone, if you want people to shit in the right place, everyone should have access to

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the best. Unfortunate, because Alex Jones picked up your video and used it in his defense was like, say, I love this. I'm

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going. Actually, I'm going on info Wars to debate him.

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No, no. Really? Yes. Do you think you'll be able to keep your cool?

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You know I don't like that. I think he's gonna bring the worst

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because we've seen you have a little bit of Jones on your shadow side.

0:27:06 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes. Yeah. If I were Peter Pan, my shadow would be Jones.

0:27:09 Unknown Speaker #4

That's right. Interested? Barrel trusted. Yeah. Divorce. Let's just like him. Just

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lying around fighting. Captain Hook. You look like Alex Jones, but you act like Peter Pan. Is that what you're saying? Yeah,

0:27:23 Unknown Speaker #4

sure. So what? You go ahead and introduce yourself over there. Bill?

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Hello? Bill Cravy currently eating shrimp out of a bag. I love these places.

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All these places air good

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shrimp, potatoes with my hands out of a bag bib on

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a My name is Sam. Weatherman. Here's the intro. That's rial. I don't know what to say about myself, though.

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Okay, so that's us. That's us. We were We were teachers for a while. We've been recording this podcast. We went to Hollywood. Uh, we've created we went to camp. We created our own school Swine high. Just

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say we've done a lot. And

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now we're taking some time to We just couldn't sit idly by and see how crazy the world was.

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We want to serve our country.

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We want to serve.

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You were tired and not not

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in war physically, not with a job.

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We're glad that people some people think we did. Of course, that we everybody knows your stolen valor story.

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We're having trouble mobilizing so far. We don't know exactly what we should do day today and change things

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literally. My scooter is not getting around. I've got very little mobility.

0:28:38 Unknown Speaker #1

I went to the White House yesterday and just flipped off the front gate thinking that would do something. Turns out, nothing changed. E instagrammed it the whole time that

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a blew up on Twitter a little bit. Ah, lot of the gate gate heads out there. Thought you were being a little closed minded. Uh,

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they didn't realize you were flipping off the White House. They thought you were flipping off the gate. Way

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will be on info wars as Jones's sidekick tomorrow. You know how Andy Cohen has the bartender Alex Jones has someone who stands behind him and fucking just freaks out. I did

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the I was on that Andy Cohen show. I was the bar back, so I

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would run less. I would tell you boys in the Barton

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can't take your order. Can I Can't.

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Dinner was yelling you annually. More line

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chopping his fast that he said you shot these lives way too sick.

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So I don't need these lives. Chop shop. You one slice lie when you cut alive. Okay. So what do you want me to do with the onions, then chop? Okay, you're making onion martinis, shopping. The housewives love and onion Martine.

0:29:58 Unknown Speaker #4

Uh, so, uh, we're just a little bit of what people can expect to get. Expect going forward. And we were all about setting up expectations for you. So you know what? You're going to get here. Yeah. Ah,

0:30:10 Unknown Speaker #3

this is one of those cases where we're gonna Hopefully we had a saying at one point over. Promise under deliver. Yeah, The point here is maybe to promise about what you're going to get and deliver about what you're going to get Even expectations. Even

0:30:26 Unknown Speaker #4

I'm excited because D. C. Has a great theater. Seem something and putting up some radical plays here. Um, you know, I think I got a lot to say,

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and I'm really excited to get into sort of the social and mental element of these sick owes. You know, these lobbyists, these freaks who are like you're taking the whole American economy hostage because you feel sad.

0:30:51 Unknown Speaker #4

I mean, you're really going to get I feel like you got a lot to relate to. Their what? Just, you know, taking over everyone else's lives yourself.

0:31:01 Unknown Speaker #2

Feel bad. Yeah. That does sound like me. Yeah, I know what you

0:31:03 Unknown Speaker #4

mean, But you've been going to a lot of happy hours. You have you been rubbing elbows a happy Let's try to get to know these people are

0:31:08 Unknown Speaker #2

absolutely Absolutely I've been I've been popping around happy hours was what they call therapy in D. C. You go to your happy hour. You talk about your job and you figure it out with your buds.

0:31:20 Unknown Speaker #4

Uh, you have you already even kind of moving up at the the what's called the World Bank? Right?

0:31:30 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, yeah, I did get involved. I was, you know? Yeah, I was in there having a drink, and then they're like, you know, we need an intern using, like, an old, precocious guy DeNiro movie. And they said, This is what we want is an old So I said, Well, yeah, I could work at the World Bank. That's fine. Yeah, but you were also somebody called you a dirty grandpa. That's right. That's right. They said You know what? We need a dirty grandpa here. Receive a dirty grandpa here for comedic effect. Sometimes be the intern. Right? But sometimes if you're feeling, you know chippy. Yeah, some filthy

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shit around. A woman.

0:32:08 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, a little boy. I was actually the other day I was walking, I was walking around the Pentagon, mooning it on filming it, and somebody looked out the window and said, Oh, my God, is that Thurgood Cravy is grandson on? I was like, they nailed may

0:32:30 Unknown Speaker #4

recognize you from your but

0:32:31 Unknown Speaker #1

yeah, they recognize what you know, a Cravy But it goes, it's it's almost it looks like it's been deflated like it waas plump and somebody hit it with a dart on. They were like

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I looked deflated flappy, But it's but it's got skin,

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It's got skin and it all pools at the bottom. So there are the whole

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family wears like Dickie Dickie's work pants, just like saggy butt pants.

0:33:01 Unknown Speaker #1

Absolutely. They says that Thurgood Cravy his grandson and I was like fuck and they invited me in to the Penang. Yeah, and gave me a tour of his office off suds, all five sides, and it was pretty interesting.

0:33:16 Unknown Speaker #4

Who was this person from your grandpa

0:33:20 Unknown Speaker #1

calling power. Really? Yeah.

0:33:23 Unknown Speaker #3

Wow. So are you going to spend time in the Pentagon now? You turned

0:33:26 Unknown Speaker #1

well. I definitely like kind of had fun there. Um, it was interesting to see what I feel like. I could maybe infiltrate and be like, Hey, the lunatics have taken no for guests. Sign level. That's and you know what I mean

0:33:43 Unknown Speaker #2

when it happened. But I can't believe coal and recognized you by your colon.

0:33:47 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, that's what I said. Hey, what he was like He's always like mud. My name, my name. I need to look for my name. E looking for Colin.

0:33:59 Unknown Speaker #4

I saw him. I was at the gym and I was drying off, and he said, I recognize that, you know, that's Ah, that's a padre towel, isn't it? I was like, Wow, power. Recognize me by my towel?

0:34:13 Unknown Speaker #2

I cycle in power reading a book the other day feverishly skipping all the words. Oh, yeah, he virtually just for certain punctuation.

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Holland calling saying it's a colon just recognized the Coghlan's and that that's

0:34:25 Unknown Speaker #2

what he was looking for him. I was in the garden, the other. Okay, you know, I'm working there and I'm pulling some dirt with a tool. And then Colin Powell walks up and goes ID recognize that trowel anywhere. Colin Powell and I travel. I say that is the only one that Isaac twice. Well, he's a good

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guy. It's a shame with the Bush administration did to him. But I thought I remember. I saw. Here we go.

0:34:56 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah, yeah. I was riding on an old timey train. Ah, and I was helping them sort of keep the flames going. And the captain and I, the captain of the train, and I were like, He's kept saying, Can you put some more? Colin? And I said, Yeah, sure. I'll put some Colin on, then call and said, You're putting Colin. Yeah, I'm Colin Powell.

0:35:18 Unknown Speaker #4

Wow. So? So he's not even recognizing people anymore. He's just around saying

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stay loves his name. His name says it.

0:35:28 Unknown Speaker #4

Uh, yeah, maybe they, um, hosting eyes. Sometimes you get near the end of the episode and that feels usually wants an episode, right? You're getting near the end. Think and it's time to end it.

0:35:45 Unknown Speaker #3

Thanks. So easy. Is it time

0:35:46 Unknown Speaker #2

you're hosting you? You come up with sort of a great side, just sort of his tight.

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And speaking of great Segways, this episode is sponsored by great Segways. Are you trying to get around on one of those scooters where the owner fell off a cliff and died? That's

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not us anymore. Way are now. Great. Second, that was Segway.

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Not They're not so dangerous anymore. They're great.

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Did you hear the owner of Lime? Ah, Lime scooter actually shot him. Can you believe the irony

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Boat of love? Scooter shot the

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lime schooner, ran over a

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gun and shot the shot. The shot, the line guy right in the head.

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The irony of these scooters killing the people that create the company.

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Little weird technological ways to get around town.

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And did we at Segway change anything about the technology of our Segways? They go a little faster. You know what? They respond less quickly to body weight changes in direct,

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put anything where they can read the edge of cliff and go right up to the edge. But not off.

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But they stopped very, very fast. Yes, you're going full speed. And if they see it a cliff. And there is nothing holding you. There is no straps. You're still not strapped at? No. Uh, and so you got.

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So if you like great Segways, go

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city council meeting and say these should be street legal, I support him. We all got to go to our city councils and support these Silicon Valley invested companies so we can don Valley no different place silicon. This money is all coming from the San Fernando Valley, that foreign capital of the world.

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to your

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So that's where all these new upstarts air comes. Yes, not not the tech. The tech boom, the poor and

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bone Silicone valley. Yeah. Uh, eso go. Go ahead, do your city council meeting and say I love a great segue way, maybe even right up on one, if you can get off it in time, Okay?

0:37:51 Unknown Speaker #2

All right. That's a pretty good segment. And the episode What we think,

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Yeah, I think we're all ready to end the episode.

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Yeah, we're going to sink our teeth in here in D. C. Uh, and, uh, and try to try to get some sink from things changed.

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That's right. We're gonna

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