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mini-04
Gillooly Patchouli

The guys discuss Sam's restaurant, Howard's new book and listen to some important tapes.

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spk_0
 

way back in town. Way back. That's not the way. Way back way to rewire these speakers there. Too

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spk_2
 

hot. She don't lie. She don't lie. She don't. I in town. Nice boys are back in town. Your country You're burning. What? Your ears are burning. Here's a burning. Well, we were talking about you last night when you worse sleep.

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spk_3
 

I knew it.

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spk_1
 

Well, we were talking about authors bugs. They were fighting your ears like, should we wake him up? Should we should? We swept the bus

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spk_0
 

here. We get bread. It's getting read. It looks like

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spk_2
 

you're years allergic to be. You know how When you want to make a pizza big, you sling it up near the ceiling and the centrifugal force spreads it out. That's kind of what your ears looked like. It looks like they spin all the time, and it looks like, well

0:01:16
spk_1
 

down throwing your ears up in the air all night long.

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spk_3
 

Yeah, well, I went Teoh this Italian restaurant and I left, and now these bugs have been flipping my here. I hear little tiny little tiny like

0:01:27
spk_2
 

I actually we were eating the other day and we ran out of bread sticks and I I

0:01:37
spk_3
 

ran out of your animals.

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spk_2
 

Well, yeah, I guess. Technically, I guess both. And then, um I think we get a little more and

0:01:48
spk_0
 

there's into the ether. You said, Can I get a little more?

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spk_1
 

And the funniest thing was not a waiter didn't bring us over, Matt Breadsticks. We thought it was floating over to a slowly on the

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spk_2
 

like a like a little bunch of little ads had at anyway. It was your ears. Yeah, it was

0:02:04
spk_0
 

the years themselves, not the bugs that create pizza that cooked meats on. Here's your ears. Dis est from your head

0:02:11
spk_2
 

way were eating him.

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spk_3
 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So how were they

0:02:18
spk_1
 

were? They were They were a little chewy, so we put it back on.

0:02:20
spk_3
 

Okay? Yeah, I remember that. You send him back. The bugs were a little bit about that, because the restaurant you could said some stuff back, but usually not the free breadsticks.

0:02:32
spk_2
 

Well, I mean, I think so. These air tell little chef, but

0:02:36
spk_3
 

yeah, I mean, it's a classic credit to its situation. Some bugs air cooking me up and serving. May, uh uh a Italian restaurant.

0:02:44
spk_0
 

And that's why your ears were burning.

0:02:45
spk_3
 

And that's why I'm I'm

0:02:46
spk_1
 

honestly surprised this didn't happen to

0:02:48
spk_2
 

me. Yeah, for making me think. Yeah, like a me thing to There's a lot of you can have it if you want. I think

0:02:58
spk_1
 

it is your thing here, and you're gonna have to keep it a lot, Honestly

0:03:02
spk_0
 

and honestly for me, I I say, thank God it's happening to you now, and, uh

0:03:06
spk_3
 

Okay, well, I

0:03:08
spk_1
 

said that about a lot of stuff on the show that I can't handle.

0:03:10
spk_2
 

E I don't know what our deal is with eating human flesh. It's their deep Maybe in me, it's nothing

0:03:22
spk_1
 

I've always thought about, but in a vague way. Yeah. Have you guys had

0:03:26
spk_3
 

this impossible burger?

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spk_2
 

00 yeah. You know, I haven't I've seen a lot about you Had it.

0:03:31
spk_3
 

I had it, I had it. And it's just like a hamburger. Uh, it's not. They use no beef drips like it's bloody. That's the thing I kept saying. It's better drip like it's a bleeding. Birger

0:03:47
spk_2
 

writes your part. You wanted to. You were like, I don't care if it's vegetarian, but if I don't see a cow get its head. I don't want it.

0:03:56
spk_3
 

That's right. That's right. So now I got what I dio is. I'll bring in an Isis Cal video every time I have an impossible burger.

0:04:04
spk_2
 

I don't know why they think these cows have information. I

0:04:10
spk_0
 

do. People confide in their farm animals.

0:04:12
spk_1
 

Yeah, that is true. Yeah, and a lot of these a lot of Washington bigwigs have farm.

0:04:18
spk_0
 

I told my deepest, darkest secrets to my pets growing well.

0:04:21
spk_2
 

Not only did George Bush know about 9 11 before, also the Chick fil A cow's did on.

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spk_1
 

It's surprising they should have said somebody. All they said was eat more chicken

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spk_2
 

trying to say 9 11 is coming.

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spk_3
 

Just only know three words.

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spk_0
 

So they try to say it was the writing

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spk_2
 

upon billboard trying Let us narrow self funded. The milk and misty

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spk_0
 

eat more, they thought if they said it like they were saying, 9 11 is coming, right? Eat more chicken. We a eat more chicken. They think that

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spk_2
 

there's billboards. There's a lot of 9 11 imagery

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spk_3
 

through a ton.

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spk_2
 

Here I go with 9 11 again, it's in their deep Teoh.

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spk_3
 

If you think you think about a lot.

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spk_2
 

Yeah, let's label him. So far, it's cannibalism. And 9 $11 of 9 11 by the way,

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spk_0
 

being obsessed with an authority figure to the point of love.

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spk_3
 

Yeah, Dressing up is something you're not

0:05:22
spk_1
 

constantly presiding. Finding new personas. Yes, yes. Sticking with the thing for one fso by

0:05:30
spk_3
 

that description, I'm sure you know what you're listening to. This is the teachers last,

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spk_1
 

Todd. Good host.

0:05:36
spk_3
 

And, baby, we are in 44 in four, and we're in deep And were there used to be the first, best and only podcast pertained issues pertaining to the Hamilton High School community. Now we're in for it. Arm Todd. Padre, uh, theater political activist, Political theater activist. Welcome to the show. Well, we introduced ourselves. Still, people

0:06:02
spk_0
 

know periodically. Sometimes somebody doesn't get introduced to the last five minutes.

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spk_3
 

I like the assumption that at any given time, someone could be coming in for the first time. Way purposefully kind of record this in a way that you could drop in whenever you want. And it

0:06:17
spk_0
 

will make sense

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spk_1
 

to take care of our listeners. We know you love us, and we love you right back. My name? Yep. Did you want to go?

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spk_0
 

No, no, no.

0:06:26
spk_1
 

My name is Sam. Weatherman. Formerly sexy. Sammy Silver. And I feel the persona coming back a little bit because I'm high up on Capitol Hill

0:06:35
spk_3
 

just right. You're back in your I like to the most when you were wheeling and dealing is an age.

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spk_1
 

Thank you. This is the power suit on a power tie.

0:06:42
spk_3
 

Yes. You look just like Gordon Gekko from, uh, Wall Street was recalled.

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spk_1
 

Yeah. Wall Street. The city never sleeps, baby. Yep. That's how I think D. C is. I think D c is like Wall Street s. I'm dressed in a high powered New York City. Look, with the power tie. I have little gold things in the tips of my collar.

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spk_0
 

Started answering every phone call with Talk to me.

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spk_2
 

Talk to me. What

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spk_3
 

is a lot of talk to me, Todd, I'm about I am trying my best. Okay. Uh, yeah. We shall ever know you were back in the Minnesota. Is the city many more also aside for them. Shorter episode after sizes again. Name? Uh, Sam. How's it going? I mean you are moving.

0:07:31
spk_1
 

It's going. There may

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spk_0
 

have been Wait.

0:07:33
spk_1
 

Yeah, I'm moving weight and I'm gaining weight. Okay, my pockets. Air fat And so are my jowls. I am going to a lot of these chain restaurant dinners a k therapy a k where all the movers and shakers Because most of Washington's business is done over a meal. Absolutely. BJ's Olive Garden, Outback Steakhouse Sometimes McDonald's If I have my

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spk_3
 

way What I like about you two u two, the band But also you is

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spk_2
 

he was talking to me. He was also put on our iPhones

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spk_0
 

without our knowledge.

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spk_1
 

That's right. That's a Do you

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spk_3
 

think your words, words of discouragement, right?

0:08:09
spk_1
 

That's right. Words of discouragement to get you out of that rut and onto your butt. It didn't really have appointed rhymed though

0:08:20
spk_3
 

drive. But what I like about you is you dio you'll do a fancy no matter where you are you're getting the steak. So I saw you at IHOP You got the steal The guy that gets the stake There s so you're always something really calling taking

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spk_1
 

You know how I like to order Shoot blood rab blood rare. Don't even cook it. Bring the cow through the kitchen. It's new ass. I don't say that.

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spk_2
 

I saw you in the back of a lows in the outdoor furniture section, eating just cutting through some steak gristle on how to her table having a meeting with you were

0:08:58
spk_3
 

sitting. You were at an outdoor table sitting on a Tommy Bahama recliner. Time mama recliner not required. Adirondack Find out on deck. That's Ah, and you're slicing a stake up. And you, I think you moved over. Ah, £50 of heroin.

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spk_1
 

That was a steak heroin giveaway. That way cooked thousands. Or you cook £50 of prime New York Chuck and £50 of prime heroin, and you just give it out in the back of the lows. It was lobbying event for the Republican National Committee way eso we had all the races come in and we had all the of the misogynist companies have

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spk_0
 

taken separately. Do they? They

0:09:42
spk_1
 

are always Roman through lows There. There they come in separately. But the Venn diagram is pretty overlap. Yeah, racism, massage.

0:09:51
spk_3
 

Yeah, I'll tell you, if you will walk through the lows someone's going to come up to you and belittle you, but also try to help you with it with whatever you're there for.

0:10:02
spk_1
 

That's right. That's right. Everybody who's employed there is the smartest person at construction. Oh, yeah, I really want to let you know

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spk_3
 

eso But you You look happy or I can't

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spk_0
 

see in your

0:10:15
spk_3
 

out through the jowls. But you do look in your element.

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spk_1
 

Hang on, Let me pull it back.

0:10:20
spk_3
 

Oh, there, There it

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spk_1
 

is. I just have to pull my jowls back so you can see my smiling face. Guys, I'm I've never been happier. My pockets are fatter than when I was a big agent. Really? They this government money? I don't know if you guys know this. It is big government money. Special interests.

0:10:38
spk_0
 

Yeah, it's crazy cause a lot of people these days air sort of coming out like we will take zero special interest money, like lobbyists are have

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spk_1
 

love because there's so much more on the table for me to scoop,

0:10:50
spk_0
 

right? Right. You're taking that approach.

0:10:53
spk_1
 

I'm talking to McDonald's, Burger King and Taco Bell all the same time because

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spk_3
 

nobody else will. Burger, Burger, Taco. That's right. Are you talking to Burger burger talking

0:11:04
spk_1
 

burger burger taco I'm talking to were trying to form a new Mega Corp to compete with Viacom. It's all the fast food restaurants, which is the biggest industry in the nation, that people

0:11:14
spk_0
 

are trying to get into media or they just turn.

0:11:16
spk_1
 

Yeah, commercials, the most popular commercials. And they're going to sell commercials on the commercial.

0:11:22
spk_3
 

Yeah, I saw you

0:11:24
spk_1
 

think it's gonna be fast food commercials that are really popular and funding. We're getting all the big celebrities in there already laying Paris Hilton already Leg Paris Hilton. Ah, Andrew. Dice Clay is his son who plays drums on Entourage. Oh, my, I all the big

0:11:41
spk_3
 

ones. This is I got to say, I am very happy for you. And I'm proud of my friend. I mean, control commercials. That's controlling America's mind. Yes. You're telling people what toe like what toe want. So

0:11:57
spk_0
 

I'm just noticed you handed Sam a little manila envelope, Did you? Yeah. Um is this

0:12:05
spk_1
 

do you like burgers? Then come see a play.

0:12:09
spk_3
 

Oh, I guess if you wanted to put that on the air, you could throw it out there. Yeah.

0:12:16
spk_1
 

Yeah. I don't see the connection but yeah, Todd plays air. Great. You complimented me as a friend, and now you're a friend of mine. It's all about relationship.

0:12:22
spk_3
 

Thank you. Thank you. Big here.

0:12:24
spk_1
 

How is the place value? Big handshake hitting the floor and in the chandelier. Weight. Classy

0:12:35
spk_3
 

way. We're bringing enough dates in here that we're like, What's class this Obama political

0:12:41
spk_1
 

types. Big ballroom dance for

0:12:42
spk_2
 

I mean, you came home with the date. I came home with a fig and we had a wild night the other night.

0:12:49
spk_3
 

It's right. It's right. I mean, I hate to kiss and tell, but Bill, a figure in a date,

0:13:00
spk_2
 

It's funny. You're asking How did that happen? Us. You get it, You get it, OK? Yeah. Us from either side to small pieces of root. And

0:13:13
spk_1
 

let's leave it a house, So I get it. So you were having sex with a fig and you were having sex with the fruit date? Yes, not a human

0:13:22
spk_3
 

date. Well, no, no, I was on a date with the day.

0:13:26
spk_1
 

Okay. Uh oh, no equal opportunities.

0:13:30
spk_0
 

Listen, I'm all for people. 11 who they love. So that's beautiful. Yeah, that is

0:13:35
spk_3
 

beautiful. I'm glad you're taking a stance. That's beautiful. For once.

0:13:39
spk_0
 

11. 11. He love you guys Implants. A pretty nasty propaganda. Okay, well, listen, you know, guys, I don't know if you guys have paid. Hey, paid much attention, but I actually have been on a book tour this last week. Way noticed? You noticed? Oh, yeah, I've been I've been promoting my new book incredibly saying the truth about being right,

0:14:00
spk_1
 

Incredibly saying yes, it's very, extremely sane. Yes, that's funny.

0:14:06
spk_3
 

It's the title hooked me and all right away because I relate to both things telling people I'm saying and also that I'm right. So this is I mean, I'm on board, you know, they sent over the book. They sent it over before the record today. I didn't get a chance to read it now. Sent it over this into screener over.

0:14:27
spk_0
 

Well, you sent the screener in my book. Yeah. Thank God. Yeah, they've been sending manuscript, and I told him you guys got to start sending this

0:14:34
spk_1
 

recording. I watched the screener, and it's just a man flipping through the book page by page Read, and you can't tell what is in the book, But you do get a sense for how one feels while reading,

0:14:45
spk_0
 

right? Which is exactly what you guys know. My whole thing is I'm all about emotion. First content, second right. Decide how you feel. It doesn't matter about the specifics and then working in work in the specifics later.

0:14:58
spk_1
 

Now, incredibly saying, I wish I could feel this way. I feel saying, you know, But I don't know that I feel it deeply. Yeah, I feel like my sanity runs pretty shallow. Yeah. How would you say that? You are incredibly sane. Yeah, because the New

0:15:12
spk_2
 

York Times did review your book and they gave it 1/2 a star and a dog protest too much, which I didn't even know that you could draw that. Yeah, but they

0:15:25
spk_3
 

put it on Franken's big, fat liars in the lying lies that they tell that

0:15:31
spk_0
 

Well, I honestly I read the review. I don't necessarily agree with it because I think each Shafter does have Ah, a point. You know, they say doth protest too much. If they had read the first chapter where the Tyler chapters? No, really? I mean it. It's basically just about how reiterating a point over and over and over again. Yeah, lulls the person who is arguing with you into silence.

0:15:55
spk_1
 

What about the chapter? Don't look into this. About how saying you are.

0:15:59
spk_0
 

I love you to read that chapter. Then maybe you would know You would know what the chapter said. Don't look into this. Don't don't. People should not be pulling people's arguments apart. What

0:16:09
spk_2
 

about the chapter? No matter how much time has passed, I will never have a new perspective. What about it? With with the forward of that chapter with that was called The World is changing. But I am not. I don't want

0:16:24
spk_0
 

to be a flip flopper. You saw what happened to John Kerry. Yeah, right. Yeah,

0:16:29
spk_2
 

you got lately was. So somebody hit him in the leg and a nice and ice rink. No, that's carry struck. No, no, it happened to him, too.

0:16:39
spk_0
 

Yes, that did happen to John Kerry. Bob Dole hit drug Kerry. John Kerry was at Rockefeller Center with with his family and his friends. It was Cholula. Yeah. Yeah, little bag, Louis.

0:16:50
spk_1
 

And now that is irony that Carrie is where he was willing.

0:16:55
spk_3
 

Gillooly and Gillooly got a taste of his own medicine. His friend got hitting any

0:16:58
spk_2
 

Have you guys Now? I let something last night. Have you guys smelled it? Go. Holy Podd Julie, is that he sells on your lighting

0:17:10
spk_1
 

that you're not where you come under a

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spk_2
 

lot of fabric about whatever they sent on pyres. Oils. It's miss Flammable us. Gillooly. Patchouli. Yeah. Okay. I like that. Yeah, it's pretty good, right? It's 1,000,000 tons.

0:17:26
spk_3
 

Well, I don't know if you guys have noticed. Ah, maybe it's a little stickier in here. I've been using some M Elmer's glue. Lee, uh,

0:17:36
spk_2
 

four. Exactly. Been putting it around.

0:17:38
spk_3
 

Oh, it's if you wanted Teoh. If you wanted to glue ice skates to your feet. Okay. Wow. You would use that so that you don't have trouble tying them when you're nervous.

0:17:49
spk_0
 

Uh, skating in physical activity. I actually had just bought some brand new workout gear. Ah, gluey lemon. Leggio

0:17:59
spk_1
 

was

0:17:59
spk_3
 

supposed to be very loose. Yeah, well, because I think it's the Gillooly style. Their little loose.

0:18:05
spk_0
 

Yeah, they're also not made out of spandex.

0:18:08
spk_1
 

Oh, I forgot to tell you guys later. If we're all going to be around one, watch a DVD or something I got the hours of Gillooly. I got the owls of Gillooly. That movie about owls from Gillooly? Yes. That, like, beat up their girlfriends way. Want to

0:18:23
spk_3
 

do a, uh, we want to do a double feature. I have. Ah, swim fans starring Julia Stiles.

0:18:30
spk_1
 

Get Okay. Okay, that would be really fun. Let's watch two DVDs.

0:18:38
spk_3
 

DVB. Okay, Rich man,

0:18:42
spk_0
 

I drag. I don't think I'm gonna be able to watch two DVDs, actually. Have a meeting with my lawyer later. Rudolph Giuliani.

0:18:49
spk_2
 

Oh, my. He was on the scene at 9 11 I'm back. That's right. Way be funny yet? Yes. Can we be funny yet? And he just hit Lorne Michaels in the booth. Well, um, I think

0:19:06
spk_3
 

eso on this book tour. Where have you been hitting?

0:19:10
spk_0
 

You know, I've been hitting the books sections of every walmart, Uh, in

0:19:15
spk_3
 

both the best book sex, religious stuff, romantic stuff. Uh, Garfield Garfield.

0:19:21
spk_0
 

Yeah, yeah. Lots of Garfield.

0:19:23
spk_1
 

Now you're banned from any actual bookstores that well,

0:19:26
spk_0
 

that band year only being silenced by being invited about by any sort of non big box store have been silenced. Uh, it's really frustrated.

0:19:36
spk_1
 

And Amazon said you're the only thing they won't sell.

0:19:38
spk_0
 

Yeah, they left the page up there as a sort of more of, like, a relic of what I had. And they've put some really mean insults on there

0:19:45
spk_2
 

And actually at a borders last week, uh, here you did a signature. Erasing that. Is that what you Well, I

0:19:55
spk_0
 

didn't do it. They got someone else in. People could bring in their copies of myself. That weapon

0:20:02
spk_3
 

we're so excited to have your sign Booker race that they re open Borders.

0:20:07
spk_2
 

Borders, writhe lady who wrote twilight came in and erased all your

0:20:11
spk_0
 

signatures? Yeah. If that fucking pissed me, I No. And something in my left knee. Rally row. That's what I wanted it to be. Oh, but it wasn't when I wasn't in some threw it out Anyway. It was

0:20:26
spk_2
 

not funny. What was

0:20:29
spk_0
 

it meant to be? Funny isn't

0:20:30
spk_2
 

funny. Here's the three

0:20:32
spk_3
 

important thing is that your book is out there, right? You wrote this thing? What? Five days last and it's less than five

0:20:38
spk_0
 

years. I last, huh? I mean, four days, probably no less than five. Read it in a day, sat on it for four days read it back one more time, Didn't

0:20:47
spk_3
 

proofread. Said you read on it twice. What? You read it twice, but you never said road it

0:20:54
spk_1
 

was sitting do because I saw you putting it. I saw you putting it on a pillow and then just sort of sitting on it with your bare butt, like you were incubated resting. It was kind of

0:21:00
spk_0
 

like you were saying, if what? You were clucking eyes incubating the book, making sure that it's sort of matured to its Ah, it's proper state to be ready for the

0:21:10
spk_2
 

world. Okay, I'm not sure this tracks, but I saw you breast treating the book, You know, like after a book is hatched, you were chicken breast

0:21:21
spk_0
 

feeding this book. I wanted this wanted this book to imprint. Speaking to twilight. That's a big a big part of that book is Ah, the Bellas Bella's baby. That's not what

0:21:31
spk_2
 

I was talking about. Well, the idea I'm just

0:21:35
spk_0
 

saying the guys, the ideas in this book are like my Children. Okay? No eso I I wanted

0:21:41
spk_2
 

to I saw you screaming at the books. Little late game.

0:21:44
spk_0
 

Yeah, which was It was hard for me to get the little it into a little lead in the first place. Busy? Yeah, but you ended

0:21:51
spk_3
 

up getting in a fight with a ballpoint pen at the game. You got under with the ball. Boy,

0:21:57
spk_0
 

you should have seen how it son was throwing it mind.

0:22:00
spk_2
 

You followed that bump with home to let him know you

0:22:04
spk_1
 

grabbed that ball point pen and wrote until he ran out of ink and died.

0:22:07
spk_0
 

Yeah, and stupid wife and his kid. And I said, See you later. Now, who is he married to? Uh, the ballpoint pen. Uh, he's married. Teoh. Yes.

0:22:19
spk_1
 

Penn Jillette married. A ballpoint pen

0:22:23
spk_2
 

is their best. Hey, PanAm, can I ask you a question? Do you notice that your life is your first name? Yeah, that's it, ain t

0:22:37
spk_1
 

I can't believe he did

0:22:39
spk_0
 

that, but I am. I'm actually working through I did get banned from Twitter also this week, so I'm having gone by the end of

0:22:47
spk_1
 

they will ban almost nobody. Yeah,

0:22:49
spk_0
 

Yeah, I got reported by a bunch of hooligans, I guess.

0:22:53
spk_3
 

Well, I'm glad cause I'll tweet all time at Jack, so you'll put up with this. I'm always tweeting. Hey, at Jack,

0:23:01
spk_2
 

you fascist. So this is OK. And when that's working

0:23:07
spk_3
 

for you, right. Well, everyone knows that I have strong opinions, and I'm always right. So that's good that

0:23:13
spk_0
 

I should have thought about that

0:23:14
spk_3
 

for the title of my book. Everyone taking for the 2nd 1

0:23:17
spk_0
 

Okay, I am working on the sequel as we speak.

0:23:19
spk_1
 

You are uncomfortably usually Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? You're working on the book. If you're sitting uncomfortably, your stomach looks bloated. It's

0:23:28
spk_2
 

all. We have a video camera from the eighties. Like you're gonna film a home video when it comes into the world. Listen, guys, What? Who's this

0:23:35
spk_1
 

guy in scrubs in the van?

0:23:37
spk_2
 

That's my doula. Your doula is in scrubs that I thought they were, like, more holistic than like being in some of them. Are

0:23:44
spk_1
 

You have a jeweler and scrubs here to deliver your second book of the week. Okay. I mean, oh, I'll support.

0:23:53
spk_3
 

Thank you. That's the thing is seriously,

0:23:54
spk_2
 

that's all. I'm looking

0:23:55
spk_3
 

for a big thing with these cinnamon episodes and really are were in D. C to support each other. I think a lot we've gotten at each other. Yes, but we want to hold each other up. A rising tide raises all

0:24:08
spk_1
 

fish. You know what I think this is? These are not just cinnamon episodes there. Cinnamon sugar episodes because they're sweet.

0:24:13
spk_2
 

Yes, because cinnamon by itself is not actually that. Get speaking. I was eating way. You're

0:24:24
spk_1
 

on a long kids book. You wrote a novel, but it's kids book contents.

0:24:28
spk_2
 

Yeah, I was trying to get back it. Cinnamon. I had done a bunch of cinnamon challenges. What? Actually, I was I was the one

0:24:39
spk_0
 

who came up with the Cinnamon Challenge, which is putting a big business roomful of cinnamon.

0:24:44
spk_2
 

Was it for a call you invented? Oh, I know, I know. But it was It was never for a call.

0:24:52
spk_3
 

It was for Gene Simmons tongue to raise awareness for for people who had Gene Simmons.

0:24:59
spk_2
 

Yeah, it was like to nominate three of your friends because we want to. Ah, we wanted to get rid of Gene Simmons tongue. We were tired of him doing it on talk shows, and, like we just got sick of it. That's not fun. Um, but yeah, so I was, but, you know, it didn't go that well I wish. I wish I would have written it past, like lately. So when I knew my dynasty, I could have called in some favors because I'm learning how deep Thurgood Cravy is. Routes run in this town. Yeah.

0:25:36
spk_3
 

I was hearing some rumors about their good A lot of people because I brought him up. Now that I know that you're related history and a lot of using for your own benefit Well, yeah, I might, uh, I'll pick up that name I dropped just now, but yeah, I used Thurgood Cravy to get out of jail. Uh, what's that free? No, I paid a lot of Yeah, I use the name. Um but it turns out a lot of people are saying that he actually might have secretly had ridiculous voice, and we all know that they're good. Cravy did a lot to silence people with ridiculous voice. Yes, and so it's a little complicated. His history

0:26:22
spk_2
 

very Catholic, aided. And it just, you know, as someone who's living his ridiculous voice, you know, out it was a really tough thing to hear because he was really given it some people in the fifties,

0:26:38
spk_0
 

and I actually I don't know if you've heard it, but I actually dug through some archives you day. I did, and I found I found ah p a recording from one of Thurgood speeches. Wow. Wa. And it's it's It's very interesting because it doesn't necessarily sound like he's hiding his voice. Uh huh. But you can definitely tell that there's a little something ridiculous. There's something in there, right? Let's play that clip now. Yeah, I'll put it in here, and maybe we'll just We'll just see. It was it was a speech he was giving. Ah, about like, a housing development. I

0:27:11
spk_1
 

couldn't play that clip,

0:27:13
spk_3
 

so I'll just throw it into the tape deck right here on. Uh, we'll go ahead and I

0:27:18
spk_1
 

think we're just now we're finally ready. Just play that. Yep. Now

0:27:22
spk_2
 

I thank that Excuse me. I don't speak up. I'm trying to Sweet now. Good. Use me. God damn it. They can hear it. Get it together. I think that housing should be a universal right people and in the state and pause.

0:27:55
spk_1
 

Wow. You can definitely hear it cracking through

0:27:58
spk_2
 

that. You can hear at him referencing it on my Yeah,

0:28:02
spk_3
 

I was turning away from the mic far enough because you get still here.

0:28:05
spk_2
 

Now, that's a tough thing to hear.

0:28:08
spk_1
 

And progressive on the issues. House

0:28:10
spk_2
 

forever. It's pretty crazy, cause ridiculous voice skips a generation, as I think,

0:28:17
spk_3
 

but it is nice. It is nice that he was pro housing for all because I look back at my history. I mean, Theodore Padre Sr was housing for almost none. So that

0:28:29
spk_2
 

way we have that tape you're

0:28:33
spk_1
 

talking about. His reverse orphanage.

0:28:34
spk_0
 

I did. I did, actually. I dug through. I looked up, all of us. Fortunate for us, you know? No, Sam, you're fine. You're clear. And there's no weatherman. Lakers like legacy.

0:28:43
spk_1
 

Yeah, I know. I'm the first.

0:28:46
spk_2
 

First. How does that work? Exactly? Immaculate conception, right?

0:28:53
spk_1
 

Yeah. Well, not because I wasn't born, so it wasn't. I was a huge thing. Let's take it into today. I think this is its own,

0:29:04
spk_3
 

You know, over later, I

0:29:05
spk_2
 

kind of want to know.

0:29:06
spk_0
 

Now I want to listen. I want to hear Theodore Tadre

0:29:09
spk_2
 

way. I mean, we could I mean that your origin story is very interesting. I think it needs its own thing.

0:29:16
spk_1
 

I agree. First of my living I one day exist

0:29:19
spk_0
 

with one of these many episodes. Maybe one of these days we'll just dive into the sandwich. It's

0:29:24
spk_2
 

one of the most complicated. If if you think Batman story is tragic Oh, yeah, eight years all

0:29:33
spk_1
 

say this. It's going to be almost impossible to tell this story. And I can't wait todo

0:29:39
spk_0
 

uh, Let's let's hear. I was when I found I found a clip from a speech of his as well, uh, and we'll just play it here. We'll put it in the tape deck here, and

0:29:50
spk_1
 

let's go out and play

0:29:50
spk_2
 

it. Where is everyone? Nobody came way fly on, didn't we? Well, I'm still gonna say it, sir. I'd like to live here. May I live here, Please? You can live here. Uh, what, you just go sit on that right there and flush. You know, pause.

0:30:18
spk_0
 

Todd, your grandfather flushed orphans down a toe.

0:30:22
spk_3
 

Uh, I don't know. I I barely knew the guy.

0:30:27
spk_2
 

You're like the same time.

0:30:28
spk_3
 

I know. But for the longest time, he was raised as my brother. I thought he was my brother. One of those weird thing, right, you know, right. So I grew up for 40 years thinking my grandpa was my brother, and then I found out when he died that he was actually my grandpa. Wow. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Um, so, but very interesting. A lot of differences between him and I. It sounds like, Yeah, you know, nobody wanted to go to his speech

0:30:57
spk_2
 

differences. You said?

0:30:58
spk_3
 

Yeah, Not striking similarities. Oh, I don't know if you heard, but my new place selling out

0:31:03
spk_1
 

it. Wow. Tell us about it.

0:31:05
spk_3
 

Oh, no. But your new plays selling out when you look at the title of it. Yeah. Yeah. We haven't sold very well, but my new players called selling out.

0:31:15
spk_1
 

Okay, You said that like you're trying to drum up

0:31:18
spk_2
 

a Usually when someone sells out. They had a cool thing going first, right? I don't know if you ever did

0:31:28
spk_3
 

right. No, this is my I sold out because I'm so I'm sorry to all the Todd Padre stands out there, but I sold out

0:31:38
spk_1
 

last doing, like, big corporate thing. You got paid a lot of money for this.

0:31:42
spk_3
 

Well, um, I am sponsored by, um Don't tell me the hair white became back sponsor. If you don't. Tallis. Well, I'm sponsored by the hair. The a new product from people who do the hair wipe. It's called the hair dye P.

0:31:58
spk_1
 

Di p. Not familiar with Di P as a term for diaper. What is a hair diaper? Well, this would

0:32:04
spk_3
 

be a diaper for your head.

0:32:06
spk_1
 

Just what slogan? Justin kid.

0:32:10
spk_3
 

I'm not just a spokesman. I'm their number one user. That's classically has votes game. How many times have you needed a diaper but not want it? Not had one on you are not wanted to pull one out of your purse or whatever the story is

0:32:25
spk_1
 

And for your head? Well, no, no. I think this is a storing making. It is. Oh, you see, I don't know if

0:32:33
spk_3
 

you noticed my hat that I'm wearing today. Yes, we did, but it's actually ah, hair dye P. So you're at a party. You realize that you need your diaper e, but you're too embarrassed to bring one with you. Just wear this.

0:32:51
spk_2
 

What? Eyes disguised at all as hair. Are you looking hat? It says head on it. Yeah, Yeah, span. It's a c a. Teoh says cat.

0:33:07
spk_3
 

That's not how you spell

0:33:08
spk_2
 

No, no, this is a C. But now I know where my cowboy hat went and why it's in that litter box.

0:33:25
spk_1
 

Well, I think it's great that you are sponsored. And even if it's the weirdest thing I've ever heard.

0:33:30
spk_3
 

Yeah, that weird. It's a great idea against we. How many times have you been around people and didn't want to store a diaper in your purse sitting on your

0:33:39
spk_1
 

hands? No time. God storing it if it's in your hand. Well, you

0:33:47
spk_3
 

know the put in your backpack in your satchel. You don't have to. I could wear up to 40 hair diapers on my head

0:33:54
spk_1
 

on and not, but it wouldn't look like 1/2. Then it would look like 40. It would look like Marge Simpson hair.

0:34:01
spk_3
 

OK, so you've seen the

0:34:02
spk_1
 

product, I guess. I

0:34:05
spk_0
 

think you need to go back to the drawing board on this one. Big guy.

0:34:08
spk_3
 

Uh, well, it's not my business, OK? So I can't go like the drawing board there. My sponsor. Uh, so hair dye P presents selling out a standing room only show.

0:34:19
spk_1
 

What does that mean? You've sold all the tickets, sees

0:34:23
spk_3
 

What's that? What? No it's standing room only. So no matter where you are, when you bought your ticket, you're standing. You're standing. Yeah. Even using the restroom. You're standing. So, as you all know, with an episode, it can't go forever on. And that's and that's the

0:34:44
spk_2
 

thing. This out of here? Get us out of here, quick.

0:34:47
spk_3
 

That's the thing with especially a shorter episode is you gotta ended a certain times seven times already, and, um and so we ever wants to on the show. We like to take the

0:34:58
spk_2
 

winding back way. Have a college have I ever

0:35:04
spk_0
 

did ever given out our phone number

0:35:06
spk_2
 

coming from Minneapolis. Hello? I want Sorry.

0:35:12
spk_1
 

You tricked me. I played along. I don't know what's going on. It was saying

0:35:15
spk_3
 

I thought I

0:35:16
spk_0
 

would be great.

0:35:17
spk_1
 

It did seem exciting. I kind of want to keep going.

0:35:19
spk_0
 

I think that's taking them listener calls is funny. Yeah, Yeah, we don't We don't have time to do it. Today

0:35:24
spk_1
 

s call in guys. Next episode Call in when you think we're recording and

0:35:30
spk_3
 

while we're doing it will pick it up. Yeah. Ah, And that reminds me what a great show we've had today. Yes, thank you. And we just want to thank some of the people that are possible. McDonald's, McDonald's, Cinnamon, Cinnabon A hair dye P Burger Burger Taco Burger Burger Taco Ross Perot, Ross Perot Rahe Stress for less borders

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spk_1
 

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spk_3
 

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0:36:30
spk_1
 

All right, thank you to our sponsors for today

0:36:33
spk_3
 

s so much. And like we like to say at the end of every teacherslounge stay Flippy.

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