Seekers' Lounge
mini-10

Rude Goldbird

Aired Jul 4, 2019 291 lines Auto-transcribed

With their van now stolen, the guys leave D.C. and record from Port Authority in New York City.

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change changing 100. Thank you. Get a change. Reality. $100

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that's for That's my business

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time business that we said. We're sharing everything from now on. Okay? Everything goes in the pot. You don't get to keep anything for yourself anymore. None of us do. We have to

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build back up. Yeah, I got $100. I stole

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it. Who did you steal it

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from? Who I still it from? Did you

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steal that $100 for me? Todd? No, Todd.

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Know you spent your 100.

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I did not spend

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his 100 was missing this morning. And you just ask for change for 100 Todd,

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Everyone you bet at your crisp 100 right on your head on your bedside

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later. They lay it out for me in the night for the next morning with my

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clothes. Todd, did you take my 100?

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No, look, why would I admit I stole it, but then lie about stealing it from you? I stole it from someone else.

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Todd, You know what? I'm not gonna forget this. That's it. I'm not gonna be Oh,

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forget it. You're not gonna forget it'll droll.

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I know why I'm not gonna for you stole my 100. We got a long road ahead of us where I can fuck you, son.

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It was a direct

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Hey, I'll tell you guys this now, Howard, Howard Levis had a real rebirth this morning.

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Has what, a rapist?

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No, as as a guy who's going to stand up for himself from now on. Okay, you went too far. Knows

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I honestly, I can't have a board again. Rapist in my

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hey, you know what you can put you can you can suck my ass

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way do need you to have this kind of harsh exterior cause for those roll you don't know. We should probably tell the listeners fucking homeless. Now we're homeless. Are Van was stolen. Howard is our guard dog, and Howard is our guard dog. He's been sleeping on the Mac.

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We ways. Last few nights, we slept in fence tenant structures, different structures on the way here. And Howard has been ravenous with a frothy mouthed.

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I want to point out that this is the second time that I have slept outside of the place where you guys get to sleep.

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Okay? Sleep. This time you were in

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your I've been awake. I've been awake for 48 straight hours and we were most stiff and other dogs. But other dogs not I'm not a dog, Bill. There's another other dollar.

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Why are you trying to sell it so hard? By sniffing. But what? You're really out of a bowl?

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Would you rather it? But you were sniffing other dogs butts, or you were human following dogs around sniffin there. But

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I would like to just be a human being who gets to live a normal fucking human being. Life

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Winter We How are we supposed

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to all three of us sleep the whole night? If you don't be a dog and roam around

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instead of stealing each other's money, we pool resource is and we find a car or something.

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I will take the day shift. Three of

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us will take a soft day shift will look around longer. Those shifts 8 a.m. In minutes.

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Sorry. Are you just got robbed while we're taking additional? What? Somebody

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way? No,

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Todd, you were standing behind me while I was talking for 50. Please, No. Todd Todd. Hatred for 50 please. I had $100 bill and a $50 bill and you take way

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are about 12 feet from a currency exchange booth in the Port Authority bus station in New York. Were about 40 feet from the album Poom. Oh, that's right. I'm porn. How? From a porn store? Yeah. They have little pieces of porn that you can reach in and get with tongs and put in a little bag and check out that it's album Born

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this morning. I got I got a couple of knees, a couple little knees, cut out knees. I just got the knees before I shake garlic knees. Yeah. Where did we say

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at Port Authority are saying just ah, just let's get it all out right now and then we'll know it's out. Our van was stolen by some fucking fuckers. They got it chopped. I think we think can screwed. They trap. They got it screwed.

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what happened

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It was maybe t pain. They chapped instead of

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in the same thug. Could've been

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Mike Jones. Right now we do have an A p B out for T Pain, Slim thug and Mike Jones. Oh,

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yeah, it was It was Ah, we came in with three pictures to the police station were like It's these three rap

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way Know it for a fact. And so our vans gone. It had all of

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our precious possessions and wear selfies. All of our Sophie's are adviser Selfies floor, ballroom dance holer, bare skeleton. I find the road apology letter to my daughter and Masha can never get it. No, you didn't. Todo can take this opportunity to say you did that for poem by all of my stubs for donating to different charities where it s so sad. I wrote the whole origin story, but it was their in laws. Oh, yeah Keep an eye out for Sam's immaculate conception. Coming soon Coming soon TV You way doing right now? We are crying but also way together Would know what was lost on And it makes us look good Everything we lost I didn't have 10 you know what? I lost all of my free weights Oh, I lost Fells Barbeau Squat rack I lost all my undoing meal Pref and I lost all my prepared meals and official potatoes So I finally was gonna watch all of the American classics I lost Consul Blown go Really just couldn't remember how to talk about.

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So our stuff is gone and we So we said, Fuck D C. Everyone here is a thief. I mean, top to bottom, pork barrel, pork. It's pork barrel out. There's classic part. And so he said, All right, let's hit the road. How do we do that

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being eeny, meeny

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boys are back back town back, boys so are back. So now we've said, What's the nexus of the universe for travel? Port Authority.

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You can get anywhere you want to from New York's Port Authority, second State, Eighth Avenue, Gorgeous. You can't hit. You can throw a stone out of any angle of Port Authority and hit the Waris Pizza Place

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or you've ever seen. That's right. That is right. You could just to say that one more time, you could throw a stone out of any angle of Port Authority and hit the worst pizza place you ever seen. And you're right. Last night I had an extra large New York style Greece pie,

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Um, full for the extra large right away. Yes,

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I said, because New York has the best pizza by the extra large, so I always pop in and ah, first what I'll do that if there's a long line or not, I'll really think about it. And then I'll start asking these guys behind the counter a lot of questions about their What's your favorite.

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Anything more famous than taken home a big closed box of a full pizza down a busy street. Just fold that box in half and put it under your and taking it home, baby.

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Oh my God, I love holding up a box of pizza.

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I felt like I

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got a folded in New York.

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Yes, you got. That's the New York Way toe to take a pizza home. A large bunch.

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My thing about the New York pizza is how the cardboard just drips down your arm when you're holding. Yes, you know what

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I love is those little glass containers that have been kicked around the entire city and somehow make their way back up onto the counter there and they have the little ist bit of garlic in it, and you put it on. You put it on right on top of your box. You guys the box and you put it on top of the box. It's

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so humid that the garlic sauce stuck together a year ago. It's like a big clump. So

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you take it off and do what everybody does. Spit into the glass and put the lid back on and try

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what? I'm a real New Yorker. So why isn't crispy

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on the bottom? I haven't Cravy that. Are you guys? Do you to have the top of your box with paper towels and napkins? Or do you or do you just eat it

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way? What makes New York pizza good. The water in the box?

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Yeah, it's the water that makes the boxes. So

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eso get cardboard like you can in Brooklyn, New York,

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as you could tell, were a few Brooklyn boys in New York, so even sleeping in Port Authority for three days now. Yeah, and we're just waiting for the right bus to come along

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about a watch out for that cab. Last

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night, I coiled up in the warmer at a crispy cream donuts here in Port Authority. And I had the best night's sleep. Yeah, they glazed you Wait

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with the window.

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I was actually shocked that I went through that whole assembly line and it was warmer. It was warm at the beginning, but then it gets really high. Get really hot. I got crisp up in here we go again with the eating our own bodies e honestly

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was so shocked that they altered their sign just for this one thing. And it said, uh, hot bills,

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hot bills and that what makes all the contraptions that knocking to the Rube Bumi I was I didn't I didn't know. I wanted you to say, uh, it is This Port Authority is crispy cream is particularly Rube Goldberg. I mean, I was getting strange. Goldberg's getting ruled Gobert

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Rude gold birds. Yeah, Goldenberg. Yes, is the meanest burn, and it is rich. It's like you lower class

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effort stepped on my foot and then looked at me like I was in the way. Yeah, that rule or old a bird.

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I do love his contraption Where, John Sleep

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way All kind of went our separate ways last night. That way Well, you know, may if I'm in New York, I'm gonna be sleeping on Broadway. Uh, so I had the track. What's that? I made the trek

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miss thing for actors to do to sleep on Brahch sleep on

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this year. I mean, you've been trying to make it to Broadway for a long

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time. On this was my first time. Actually.

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You were on Broadway.

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I was on Broadway. Are you sure? I am positive. The bright lights s so

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far. This could be a dentist chair. Way

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Broadway. We've got the bright life. She believes that way We've got the tongue depressors I mean, the beautiful Broadway mouthwash station had everything. Ah,

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beautiful Broadway assistant. Who gives you the X ray at the beginning?

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That's right. I got my X ray on the way. You refuse the

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lead best, right? You always

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dio well, yeah. If you want an authentic theater experience, you refuse the lead best.

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How could you? How could you watch something for that long? With a big heavy That's

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exactly were definitely at the dentist, you know. Look, Manuel

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Miranda, he was there. Well, he cream my teeth. Quite honestly. Im pays. You got a dentist appointment so quick? We just got into town. There's anything less likely It's you at the dentist. Because here's the thing,

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though. The good news is I wasn't at the dentist. I was abroad. Well,

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everybody knows that The thing about getting into Broadway shows is that it's easy and you never have to wait,

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Wait, show up. What

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happened at the end of the show at the very end of the show? Was there a diagnosis or was there like a standing evaded

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my spit?

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A. To the end of the show, There was a lot of talk about what my insurance did or didn't cover from the show insurance. Well, emphasis on didn't cover, Uh, but now I I am in the I do's. I do still get sag insurance. I'm in the saggy actors guilt.

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That's for actors who are over a certain age.

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I've been in it since the baby, so it's skin type. It's skin type of saggy skin. Any actor pagodas in it? Uh, he's the only one. I think that's well, it's me of a goat and Finkel right now, Uh, but we're striking at the moment.

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Really? Think strength power for Is that a pretty powerful union voice? We'll see. We'll

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see. We've had a few scabs come in that will from scat from seven year on Sam Stand way have kept from our own skin.

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They've coming because your stuff sticking out of work.

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They crossed the picket line in the sense of they've blown up of us on the other side. Wow, that's really sad news. So, anyway, it's been beautiful to be on Broadway. I mean, it's just been a real treat for me. Where'd you guys

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sleep? Oh, my gosh. Boy, I had a pretty good night of sleep. I slept in the booth at McDonald's.

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Oh, that's okay. I've seen that in a lot of those ones. Did you Did you get the nice breakfast when you woke up?

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Well, yeah, I felt like breakfast in bed. It felt like breakfast in bed. I I yelled at them what I wanted. They brought it over to me. I flashed a little cash. They brought it to me, gave it to me right where I was sitting. But some And they found out the cash wasn't really Oh,

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So you flashed the monopoly money, or was it actually anything that even looked remotely like money?

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Well, it was receipts that I had blown my nose into green green. Interesting. Slimy green receipt printed, I think is why they fell for it. So it was good. I got the Grand Slam, McDonald. And, uh, how do you know

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where you were? Way Great. Slam McDonald

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giving a grandson, McDonald. I have money, and I flashed it really fast, and then they brought it over.

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Well, I saw you. I mean, uh, after I got cooked up and glazed, um, I did. I saw you just

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kind of having a nightmare. Well, over near

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the turnstile. So I think maybe you were just over near the turnstile having a nightmare standing

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up in one of those terms. You could be, like, cut through like an egg. Yes. Whoa. That would explain the night terrors, for sure.

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Yeah. I mean, at one point, I saw you being completely shocked. Just getting lit up by the third rail. This subway? No. Yes. Whoa, my

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dream. Zeus had thrown a lightning bolt and it sent me. It made me fall onto the third rail of the subway. Right. Pretty. There was something from

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that. Was pretty close. A big old bearded man through his came at

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IHS. Well, I think Zeus out of McDonald's.

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No, I think that old bearded a man you were in his way. He threw his came here. You fell in the third rail, and this was interesting. A bunch of people jumped on there to push you harder on. I've never seen that before.

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People sacrifice themselves. Just the shock transferred through three.

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Or I will say this. My hair has never stood straight up.

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Yeah. I mean, I I actually I got a peek of internet this morning. I got some LTTE service on the phone. We're sharing. And I did the gateway phone that Well Yeah, We yeah, way hooked up to the gate way. And I did see a viral video of your shocking grim And it was titled Man finally gets what he deserves. And it had gone

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viral. Really? Yeah. Wow. And why did I deserve it? Did they say? Because it hurt me where there was some

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speculation in the comments of why you deserved it. Um

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uh, any comments on the hair? I was pretty excited about the hair.

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Well, a lot of people were saying like, Oh, you know, that hair is stuck so up he deserved Hey did deserve to die. But his hair looks good now. Stuff like that

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I'll take this

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week. Does the Internet think that same is dead. Is that video being passed around with the like the caption that the man died?

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Yeah. I mean, it's it's

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in the snuff section of Red Tube. I look right now on the part of your time in the room with you guys.

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You're a feature. Your years on the featured page or faces of death dot com. Right. You're the the death of the month

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Jazz. The scumbags who made those tapes faces to death. Uh, they're actually coming out of retirement to put you on one of the limited edition.

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Maybe I'm bad.

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You're back. Where do you sleep? Oh, you You

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guys know where I fucking slept? Rub it into my fucking notes. Okay. Well,

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I saw it because in it again, if you do what you that way, we're

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sleeping for a minute. And then I kept getting the scruff of your neck and the back of your belt loop and throwing you into some active ah, break dancing things. And you were just getting whipped up and kicked around.

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Yeah, Yeah, I e got beat to death by some b boys. It was ridiculous. Did you sleep well? Of course. not I didn't sleep a wink. Oh, yeah, I got I woke up both black eyes. I got some my mother back of my head. I got a big old bump on it. Just

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you guys throw him into any

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performers? Well, a rendition of Stomp that was going on in an alley, I think. Uh, do you think it was an apple? You think it was a stop? It was a stomp routine. It was people screaming in an alley and throwing trash cans

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on. It wasn't Those were some people who had just come out of a real happened happening nightclub. And they're having a fight that carried over from the Yeah, so I got and I ended up getting used as a weapon in the way that you would started. Used a trash can or or a stick or something. I got swung around and buy beat one guy up.

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Oh, you're the weapon. You didn't pick him up. Someone else. You

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know, I will take ownership of that. I beat a man up.

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Okay, let's see. What did I throw you into? I know I did. What's popular, Hayes, since I've gotten here, I

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mean, this city never sleeps What wasn't there at one

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point I actually heard. And I think you did this, Todd. I actually heard a really awesome beat. It sounded really cool. It sounded like almost like it was being done on buckets. I was like, Who is this drummer with a series of buckets and little pans and stuff that he would pull up with this foot to make it sound hollow. And I walked around the corner and it was you. I had

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just fallen into some trash, so I was not. But then people started throwing me money like he was performance art. But I had just, you know, in New York when ah ah hottie walks by you. You know, you pull your sunglasses down to peak, but then back up because you remember that their prescription sunglasses

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you you're a duress smack dab into a light

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pole. So, yes, I pulled them down, ran into a light pole, then fell into a scrapyard on you know, I was doing my weekly glue tan where I go tanning. But I lather up with Elmer's because I try, the SPF will give you cancer. The sun tan lotion. Uh, What does glue dio gloves? It reflects the sun off of you, but it does not give you cancer. And

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it doesn't give you skin cancer again. He gives you sell you Look,

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here's your cellular cancer. But I have what doctors call zero sells

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theory The immaculate Life.

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Yes. Yeah, yeah, I am. Put I and put together on a quantum level by I'm non cellular. So

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every time you go to the doctor, multiple doctors run down the hall just to get a looking you.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm always like a take it in, fellas. Uh, but but they're like, No, no, it's because it's so unbelieving.

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And what are some of the words they're saying? Look, you could just go. I've never seen anything like this. Impossible.

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Impossible Stuff of nightmares, uh, bad. Uh, no, I think cool. Dad is what they're saying. Uh, you get confused. Really, really cool, Dad, I think I think they're saying that they dropped out the cool part of a little bit like it's a little lower cause a kind of whispering, but anyway, so, yeah, that wasn't a performance. That was me. Just trying to get all those cans off of my body. Um,

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And you accidentally used our friend here as one of the sticks

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to get the cans off my Yes. And so for about 20 hours, Howard was stuck to my hand because I got all the sticks out. I got all the trash out

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at this point. Yeah, last night was very think I was unconscious for the majority of it. And isn't that nice? No. Oh, I want to live my life.

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Well, it's day time now. So you do you think it will

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take a little nap and we'll take a little nap and it'll be fine?

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Yes. Oh, wait. You look out for us. Okay, so I don't know. No, You know what? This is an unfair arrangement. Guys.

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Change for a photo of my friend Howard's wife. What? I've just tried

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todo the wallet size photo ahead of my wife.

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OK, I stole a photo of your wife, but not from you. Don't worry. Don't worry. Stole from

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house. Being married is a huge deal. Okay, maybe married is a huge deal that we haven't ever talked about. Was him unimportant to the podcast

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right now let's talk about it we're in New York, it's so

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are Do we wait for the

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episode? Howard's wife explain.

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Keep an eye out for our explanation. Siris of Cinnamon episodes He

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is loud explains this summer. Coming up the super duper Lor Encyclopedia of Special Episodes. $35,000 per episode. Yes, if you want this info about how I was born and who Howard's wife is.

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Ponyo? Yes, emphasis on

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do pillar. So guys were in New York we've got We've got a few more days before the were doing us. We're doing bus roulette right now. Way

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get a gun. We put one bullet in it and we stand outside of buses and see if we can

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shoot. Well, I think the actual rule want Russian roulette. I think the rule that I have pitched that got immediately shot down was that we should we shoot the gun and if the bullet shoots the bus, that's the bus we take. But if the bullet doesn't shoot the bus, that's not right. We tend

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then we're like, Well, let's make it interesting, right? Let's put our heads between the gun and the bus on. So far, so good. Yeah, we're so bad There was a bullet in mind, but my hand was so weak it blew my hand backwards.

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The bullet stayed in one place going back. Physicists are studying

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your weakness. Yeah, the missing seems

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to have broken what we knew about certain long and physicists. The mythbuster supposed Mythbusters

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heard about it and they showed up to New York like this Levi's Did

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you know that in 200 years, uh, Newton will be synonymous with mythbusters? Does that make sense

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of the original that the kids, instead of talking about, you know, talking about the myth

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because the way they discovered gravity was that a beret fell on Jamie's head and he said, How did they get there? And they're like, Oh, this must be gravity. So kids are going to talk about that.

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Okay. Won't be Thomas Edison in the school books. It will be the one with red hair.

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Let's also not forget gimmicks. Was there? Yeah, screeched to a halt and said, Slowest

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bullet. Guinness showed up, beat the shit out of the Mythbusters, threw him out into the street. And then Guinness

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got the record. Also, Guinness beat the shit out of me, which felt like it wasn't. They got out

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Yeah, that was big on

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of control.

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it. Set the record for weirdest record recording.

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Yeah, yeah. Did they set their own record? Their records are becoming about themselves. How fast they screeched to a halt.

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Things does bring up the big Guinness Mythbusters rivalry is creating records, and Mythbusters is busting them on their mythbusters. That's following Guinness around. And these guys are going at it. Yeah,

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Guinness's new catchphrases, these air not myths, thes air, not myths. These air records not

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bust them. But because a lot of the records and myths involved what my body can and can't do now they're dropping me off buildings, right? Put me in car crash. They

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tried to make you fat and twins and put you on little motorcycle.

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Yeah, yeah, which worked for a day. I was too fat twins on motorcycles,

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and I miss bod.

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Oh, yeah. Whose body? Podd was my twin Todd thrust up like station. He was amazing.

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They took a piece of your femur and built bod and bade was awesome.

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Well, thank you. I'll take that as a company. You guys really like hanging out with that part of that twin version.

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So you're funny. And he was an

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actor, and he signed his headshot for me

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back. Practically assigned had tried to me because we look so similar. What? I decided to have both of them.

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No, don't tax my picture of five. Todd Body was so cool. Remember when he went into that Burger King with us and made fun of all the employees? Oh, my God. I mean, really nailed one of them seem to be swamped. And all you do is drop fries and fryer always find an idiot. I don't

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know who the guy was that he roasted. I think you guys were doing that. Well, I

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looked similar. It was like a mirror image thing. It was wild.

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Well, I didn't immediately get a job at Burger King when we got out here. Um, I'll say maybe some understanding, because dropping fries, I imagine into a fryer can be hard, overwhelming work. It's hot in there. You want to eat that oil all the time and you're holding back. You know,

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I was

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a frank a long time as a kid, and, uh,

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it was a three d o

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street. 1/2 when I got my job and I did until I was 13 and 14. Youngest record. It's easiest job anyone has ever had.

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Well, yeah, maybe for like some. I've always said about you. You're some sort of MacArthur genius. You know, you

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never said that. You said the opposite. You called me worse names.

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We say nice things about you when you're not around all the time. Really? Your way should tell Howard some of the nice

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thing. I would love it if for just for even two seconds, you guys would all say something. Not

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so much A. There's so many. You are. It's unbelievable. But every

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time I walk by someone and I go, there they are. That's the ugliest person on earth. You show up and you haven't beat.

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It's unbelievable.

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Not a nice ring,

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Bill. Let's see how that could be taken as an insult.

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Sure, I guess I'm sorry you felt that

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way. That's not an apology, Bill. I'll

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say I'll say this, Howard, you're faster than anybody. I know you in a foot race. You could beat me seven out of 10 times. You are a fast dude. What is

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running to usually what's at the end?

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What's at the end of the foot race? Yeah, when he's beating me. Yeah. I don't know. Do you have something?

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There's a nice compliment that things about you. You know what I was thinking about? Admiration

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To doughnuts your fat ass.

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I don't mind about you. The other day, and I and I really was thinking like, man, I just don't appreciate Howard as much. Hey, isn't as stupid as he is? What, e I don't think

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you guys know what nice things. Or I could say a very nice thing about all three of you. Like this. It was Sam. I appreciate your entrepreneurial spirit, Bill. I appreciate your enthusiasm, your enthusiasm in almost every context. Todd, I admire your perseverance. You've had the toughest life of anybody I've ever met,

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and I don't know we love that hat, Todd, that you t o

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Excited that we're waiting for the but who knows

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You guys got no fuckin idea.

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You have no idea where we're gonna go or how excited we are. And as we know in podcasting, you always endure episode. Always find me a podcast for so they don't end the episode and I'll find you a podcast that doesn't exist. And that's what we're doing right now. Me, I'm gonna say good night, and I'm

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