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The guys give Todd advice moments before his big play.
so saying this is your This is your 10? Yeah, yeah. We're letting us set up in here.
No problem. No problem. What do you What you think of the no roof? Yeah, that when
you say tent, I I wanted to stop you, but I wasn't gonna halt the flow. It does feel like a tent would have some sort of roof.
It feels more like a best. Yeah, I feel like a like way, you know, like there's walkways, orange netting, things that construction workers put up with no roof on them, huh? And it feels like there are
contemporary ruminating. Wall is what it z Yes. Sorry. Yeah, But I mean, hey, if this is what's working for you, buddy, as I always say, not only look
at all the other ones around us.
Yeah, it does seem like you have sort of a mast. Uh,
this is a who's who of who's crazy in New York.
It's crazy. And I'm sure this is good for you, Todd. It seems like you're actually gonna have an audience for your play tonight.
That'll be nice. Ah, that was Ah, interesting way to make a compliment, but yeah, I think we are actually going to have another. Yes. Tonight
are we? Is the is the goal here because it seems to that were funneling people, maybe to create an audio.
Yeah. People are kind of being redirected right towards where I'm going to be performing.
I see what you lost. People that are tired and are sitting down.
Oh, you guys exhausted from that long walk? You just grab a seat on those blankets. Face that way, face that way. Anybody want some wine glasses on their
face that way? What? I can't even see what you're
some type of stage with
milk crates tied together with old shoe laces.
That's a great I.
Wow, you lie over their
level. I don't know if you're used to performing on that. Much
of an inquire level is broken levels because the bubble was right up.
But here's the thing, Todd.
I have your blowing bubbles in a sprite. That was a bad level.
They will say, Todd, in old the olden days, a stage, uh, theater stage used to slope downward so the audience could could have better perspective. So
it's the respective and also just what
you're agreeing you just after emotionally
last perspective, and it also that perspective. But there was so if it ever rained tear years and the
way I see yeah, I did hear that is honest. Is that class at the end of us? Now that you say you expect this to be a moving
performance? Oh, yeah, we're moving backwards, forwards left and right way physically. Oh, emotionally. Oh, you think I'll move the audience? I hope so. I mean, that's the goal with all art is to move not just yourself, but the audience and again will need to move by nine PM Well,
I will say it is a reactive group out here, a reactive group. So if you come close to anybody's nest or if you touch anybody's little eggs, you're probably going to get a big reaction from the audience. I don't know if that's the kind
you want and specifically your eggs over here that you're sitting on our over easy, so you're incubating over easy eggs right now.
That's right. I don't know what's going to come of it, but I saw these over easy eggs and I said, That's the most beautiful egg I've ever seen. I wonder if I incubate it what it turns into. Okay. So far, it's just turning into a stain on my pants. But I'm hoping that if I sit long enough, say Euro teens will mature.
So you're wondering if an egg you crushed underneath your butt is going to turn into some?
Well, ever since I've been hanging out in this nest, I've had a lot of changes in my brain earlier. And I say, Yeah, I could see that like an eagle with
someone who has been an ostrich before. I feel like you're going down a pretty rough path.
Well, thank you. So it takes one to know one.
Well, yes. Yes. And I came out of that. How
do you feel at home in the nest here? Do you feel crazy? I have seen you kind of look
around on the ground. I didn't like being
in the nest, but here's what I will say. When I fell out of it and my whole slammed into a hold, my head slammed into a hole in the ground and I was still standing up kind of Gloucester's that I felt Yeah, very bringing
it back. But uh, ostrich buries his head in the ground flu. Ingo buries his ligaments body
there. Any other birds? Very anything. Anywhere, I guess. Ah, nope.
Now that's going to excuse I I'm wondering if I've ever seen a clear example of someone's biological clock ticking. You raise robots to be your sons. And now when you see an egg, you hope that if you sit on it, it will turn into something that is you.
I'm fine alone. Have you ever
thought about sort of Ah, you know, trying, trying to sort of, you know, find a relationship here. The person rear chilled, maybe even adopt. I mean,
I've been down that path and no, I don't need it.
Yeah, it just seems like
you could use a sort of, uh ah. Focal point for your energy year. You seed seem lost.
It doesn't energy. They get together
bigger. Okay. So big agreement that I seem really sad. Yeah.
No, we just think you need something to focus your energy on. That is maybe an actual child of yours. And again, not a robot, not an eg, not a bunch of Children who you drive insane. Not a park. You know.
I see. I think even Ah, hobby would be good for you, Sam. Something sort of outside
of the city planner. Currently I planned this. Park City, Utah, New York, New York L A. I mean America, not L. A. We're in New York. So I've been city planning. I've been architected.
You just accidentally unleash a spoiler. I saw there's a tarp over a big section of Ah, the park. Did you just say that's going to say
So you're now put. You are now. Also, if our city Utah, New York, New York and Los Angeles America
Yes. And it's mostly a theme. You know, we are in New York, and I do realize that, but we have the Park City themed portion of the park. Then we have these park
Engelbert Humperdinck. Hollywood star was stolen last night for last night. Interesting. By and you say squarely, you said I just got
under town. And, boy, are my arms tired this morning.
You did hear that. Yeah, Yeah, I didn't get a laugh,
Sam, not
laugh. So I moved right on,
not to make another sort of sweeping observation about patterns of behavior in your life. But it also does seem like often you start with the sort of seed, and that idea expands exponentially. Was your Halloween themed baseball spa and now a city in Central Park that is sort of turning into four or five cities, all slammed
together. Let's them together. But pick backing off of that. I wonder, Sam, if you could just like something and keep liking it the same, right? Like, why does it have to get bigger every time for you to keep liking it? It's almost like an addiction. I'm
a passionate guy. Once I dig into something, I take all the energy I used to have for whatever I used to like. And I transfer it completely.
And that is a lot of pressure on whatever you're putting
commitment that is commitment out, Todd. Right now I'm talking to you, Howard. Bill, You're dead to me, Todd, everything I have is going to your A
terrifying us. A lot of pressure on.
Now I want to know what are the early reviews on these plays?
I feel like I'm talking to my dad. All of us. Yeah. Yeah. With the early reviews on the place, Yeah, well, The New York Times called it a travesty. The New York Post called it shit.
What you think is a compliment. You thought that
maybe your, um what is New York Daily News said New York daily crap.
Why does a reverence their own name?
But I don't know. It's just click that doesn't get a little lazy tweeted And I just right click bait Don't click this stupid article I read tweeted that well so everyone knows what not to click on. What I do is any time New York Times, there's something I don't like. I re tweet the article, but then I shamed them. Eso I they get the retweet But everyone knows that I'm smart. Yeah,
right You could dio, I heard about these quote tweets where you quote, you do it's a retweet, but you get toe add commentary. Is that what you're talking about?
Over my dead body, I retweet something and then a tweet right above that aero down crap. This is crap.
You'll also pre tweet
up retweet up.
You're gonna retweet
something about coming. Here comes a
Here comes a spineless retweet with the judgment on it. Yes, which you say spineless because I'm looking jellyfish. Baby, you can't pin me down. I know. Listen,
Touch three all her trail sting us
When I hear a piece of news, I immediately react to it on Twitter. Quick. I don't look over it. I don't see who wrote it. I don't wait to see if it's anything's wrong. I was the
first word or two in the title of the article. That's what. Reacting to the government.
Yes, I'm off. Yes. Yeah. You You have You have no Donald is. There's no reason to pick a side. Just be mad about everything. You'll read
the news with your feet. It like you're setting up for a race. You will get your put your feet in starter blocks and you'll be off when you're in the
paper right on the starting line, looking down at it. And as soon as I hear that gun, I've already been off
way, right? Yeah, yeah, I got a lot of people in the audience. I'm re around some bkb s people. Good, Bill? Yeah. They think they're headed to Hamilton, so they're gonna be upset. But if you can hold them, there's a
little rap in this version of Hamlet. So don't worry. There's a little rap. I think we'll be. They'll be held just five. Well,
I heard a little bit of sound check, and it sounded a lot like Hamilton.
Yeah. Yeah. There's a little bit of rap will say that. Austin How? It's right. Yeah. Uh, powers. I've been powers Eye full tower, Alexander Hamilton taking a shower.
So Okay, Alexander Hamilton. Chlorine. There
showers back then.
Well, don't visible water on his head. Okay? If he's not clean, my brother, your Ted,
I think you should say my brother
calling broader. Who's that tie? It's me, Black. Alexander
Cut that from the show tonight, Todd,
that also seem very stream of
consciousness. The show is written with The show Is So really there's a character was
Yeah, I have one of every race and way Do a meeting
justice. There's a salamander Hamilton to
There's blackouts and held in their salamander. Handled all the races
reptiles and humans
Talking about this reptile race.
We have human race reptile raise Tadre.
Yeah, there's Aaron Bird. I said this You guys compare. You could come to sound check, but you can't give No do the show. Yeah, you know, I get it. Why do I even have a sound check? There is the point.
There was some in it was shoddy. And you got shocked when you are having
to explain to my audience of my people what it is like to be quiet during a performance. Yeah, So the sound check is mostly being like Now this is the part where we're talking. This is the part where you're cheering and cheering isn't eating people's heads.
It's Elmo. Seems like it's not a sound check. It's a rehearsal between you and the audience making sure they're on
the well. Your audience is insane, Sam. They are not. They're my people.
Stitch chewiness your audio
of the people of the loss of
your audience. They're my friends. So don't play that shit on me. There, your audience, my be one of the worst audiences I've ever seen. I go out on that limb for sure. They say that back in the day during ah Shakespeare's performances, the audience didn't really even quietened down. What was his name? Uh, Shakespeare. Remember
a bill, but they wouldn't even quite that
we just kind of be like mulling about this is way worse. I saw someone bites. I saw someone sitting in the front row and they didn't stand up, Didn't walk away, just unzip their pants, pulled their Penis out and peed in place. Yeah, it
was part of the play. That's a scene in the play that you saw. Yeah. Yeah, There's some audience participation of me. I'm an audience plan
again. That's now audience participation works, Todd. I mean,
this play has been the top five. Uh, if you go on right now, read it. Public freakouts. The 1st 5 on my audience reacted. Just interactive our
public freakouts on reddit with R slash pub. Laurie, cash public
free bugs in your hair. Can I eat them? But I think you have some bugs here. Can I eat
something? I have bugs in my hair.
Okay. It looks like you have bugs in here to me. Let me just take a nibble.
Okay. Says she's Sam Sando. I have bugs. Well, I didn't want to say And you guys, I've been sitting with bugs in my hair this whole time and
nobody said anything. You had a bug like a big say anything. Do You guys want me to get humiliated? We thought it was. Maybe you are your friend. Oh, I'm
so gross. That my friend is a buck.
I'm sorry. A rest from
that. It's not my friend. That was a bug. Because I
want maybe years dating. I wanna be like, you
know, I was walking and I and I felt a tree brush against my hair, and I guess a little bug was in there, and it fell off onto my head
because I was Howard. What are you gonna introduce? Yeah. I
mean, makes you guys think that bug would be my approach ball. Okay. Approaching my hair this whole time and nobody said a
word was beautiful. Have lipstick on? Yeah. You stick
on a pig? Yeah, I said this. Do
you can put lipstick on a pig? Is that the saying
you are allowed? Teoh,
You were dating a pink for a little, all right? No, I don't think that's just what he called. He said, uh
oh, yeah, yeah. I
feel like that was it.
You ate a cockroach wearing lipstick? Yeah, Well, there goes my Lady Macbeth. Yes. That was an actress in a
play Lady Macbeth in Hamilton because I couldn't remember all the characters I free flowed the script e also So a man with name tag Lion King on. Is he in it?
Where is he? You should be reheard. Shouldn't be out and about
Todd. Look, I don't mean I don't mean to blow up your spot. Todd, I know you haven't written a word of this play, Okay? Somebody brought a ream of paper up to you and said Nope. Don't leave
free, Miss three be rain beef. Get your beef by the ream re Mrs B Stream of Riemann stream of ream and eat it Keep
He bought me the paper because I'm a ream of consciousness writer on So
can I get one large Prem's stream of ream
beef deem Isam stream deemed extreme ream re
Mrs Pif Every rhesus beef, the best beef it all of
sauce. Anybody talk to remiss recently
Well, remains had a stringy beef uh, issue. It was ST Revista strictly beef was a lot of people are complaining about I was in Napa. Riemann not enough of a Remus. There's a string. You re well.
Last time I ordered to remove Remis is I accidentally got three hole punched beef on. I did not want that. Wasn't for a binder. Anything I wanted full beef
you wanted full busy. Didn't need just a little
less. Sometimes if you buy college rule be you can actually fit more if they know. But I don't
use any of that stuff. I only do recycle beef.
Oh, yeah, You're riel hero. T get up
and turn around and get comfortable on the heat
or covered in yolk there. Thank you. Bacon on you to
abrio when you sit. When you So three over easy eggs underneath you. And it is not just over. Easy exit is a plate of breakfast.
Okay, Burns on. I think
this is a moons on Miami
for me on the moon. Yeah.
Tell jokes. Way built a Denny's in Park City, Utah.
Fire Dinis was actually, like,
really bidding on Parks. New York.
Denny's a short for Denver's. I also have a Denver in Park City.
You have a Denver. So you built a Denver which you call Denny's in Park City, Utah, New York, New York lost because
I've been here. One of Denver's famous megachurches is gone through last night. It was stolen so far
own over here. The news
I've read so far is Gilberte, Humperdinck's Hollywood star and a 10 for megachurch were both stolen last night.
Things to steal. I guess I got a pattern. Don't embarrass. Might buy my BKB s people. Okay. Do not embarrass them. Look or embarrassed me. Run of them. Yes.
Yeah. Look, part of my players, people are gonna get embarrassed. The audience gets embarrassed.
Yeah. Bill it. What are you doing to promote this show? Obviously I've built the stage. Todd is writing a good play as we speak.
I saw you trying to sign spin on 23rd.
Yeah, well, that I poked my eye out
when the sign was steady and you were spinning
way. I would try to spin it. I'm too weak and it would spin. May anyone throw me up in the air? It looks like you're in space, but OSHA then flooded the other leg wearing your headphones. I think.
Todd, you've had a spell on that Happen to you too, And you're trying to eat some soup,
remember?
Yeah. My spoons wear me down.
What you got in the shower and the water slammed into the ground. It was a light stream. Water.
It turns out that my my weakness is contagious. So it might
be hot. Oh, no. Well, yeah. His weakness is being called the next plague.
Yes. Yeah. Um, but they're saying next play coming from not rat, but rat like man.
It's pretty in ST that. The newspaper this morning was really crazy, but there
y only saw so many really crazy. I can't believe they lead with Humperdinck. They said on the news they were like they're calling it the craziest newspaper ever written. Even the news was crazy about the newspaper. You know, newspaper was the biggest story in the news. I have
a bone to pick with the liberal media. Yeah, Yeah, I'll say it. I think they're addicted to news. The papers are addicted to the TV, and the TV is addicted to the wire and the wires addicted to the radio. Cosby, they love story
of radio. You put up the grid media. Oh, that's all. That's it. That's all we're doing. Todd, Relax. Won't let us do it anymore. Way can do cause in front of time. Thanks a lot, Todd. We'll do
plenty of Cosby after the bikes are off.
Yeah, ties, but no cause in the booth rules. What is that crap? A lot of all people, people think this guy in the world he won't let us do cause right? And if you wanted to do more, cause Todd won't let us do Cosby dot com. And maybe in
the anything you say, which one of us you want to be able to do the most cause because I you has no idea. Pretty good. Can't
imagine me dancing like Cosby in the opening of the show.
Imagine me in a Cosby sweater. It's funny. Yeah. Imagine me on the cover of a seventies
LP. Don't imagine any of that. The man is a sicko man
is disgusting. Relax, relax. A little bit every now and then because of him. Todd, you pick the weirdest dishes. That's the one you want to put your foot that with. OK, my rant, brother. I don't get it. But Jocko. But you because your world we're just living in it. Yeah. Look, I
can't focus on this right now, okay? I'm going on in five minutes. Oh, my God.
Whoa! Yeah, you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Five.
You need a rosy cheeks. I got the blood right here.
Oh, yeah. Get stage ready. Super Rose Cheese pound blood. Next, we will white your face stage. So it's got to be clear from jacket with pearl white face, but cheeks for stains. Stand, you idiot, slicked back. You're gonna disappear. Get up there with nothing on the way back into the background,
which is a stick strewed in all different directions.
This does feel a little distracting, you know? Sure. I don't look like an old farm dressed like a woman right now. This looks normal on stage.
Does a fop. Yeah. 2019. It's a farm. What is you know you can say for Yeah,
Okay. Cain was a told you
guys got a for opening for that leak.
No, I didn't Look at that. I was doing no fop November.
Uh, I was doing mustache and masturbate November as the one I did. Yes, I
did. You guys do Jack off December
way did that. Rode straight into Jack off January baby radio new. Ah, but plug Christmas morning did that. Absolutely, but
book cursed morning straight into whipped dinner
with dinner was awesome. Did you guys dio protected orgy? January?
It was a busy Jack January because Jack of January,
I also also I didn't do one of them with as much force is the other one. If I'm being honest?
Yeah, you're pretty weak in the orgies.
Yeah, you're never there. Well, I have just been jacking off
so much
your presence was missed
out. That's the first time anybody has ever said that. We admit your presence, Like when you bring us gifts and ideal always bring gifts to
the thousands with missed.
Todd, you're looking beautiful. She's got a
lot of water and blood will ensure the sequence. Blood to more about it. Okay. What shot? Are you sure Cane? Yeah, is are armed
paper under your arm? I don't think you need these stilts, Todd.
The stilts know still there Almost make me shorter somehow.
Powdered wig. Okay, wait. You know what? The stilts on your hands and hold him above your head. That's not He's
them is pre show ritual. Do not embarrass me. He already got fired from SNL. Yeah, that's
all right. You hang on one second just do the pre show announcement real quick is Joan. Welcome to Hamilton. A good play experience.
You have to speak up. I don't think you can hear. You know, Microphone, you're still on the way.
Bring. I'm speaking to one of these echoey Children's microphone. Is that not helping?
Not at all.
Here, get up on the top of the nest.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Teoh Hamilton in the park today. Hamlet, No is good play experience. Everybody turn off your cell phones and pagers. And if you have a pager is 2019. What are you, a doctor?
Oh, my God. Wait. He's in his full makeup. This must look. So, crews, ice, he gonna He's getting a little keyboard up
there. Is he gonna sing, like at the vista? I mean, I don't know. He's
gonna sing like I for fresh mint song.
And if you want a little snack,
Okay. Oh, it's all go to the lobby. Let's go to the video by ourselves. Some Todd related merchandise. Todd, you don't have any merchandise. You didn't make anything. Think he's queuing up today? Check
as you want any merchandise that was mentioned in the pretaped video just say what you want. Write it down and we'll make it. It will be made for you. Uh, as obvious
way, Theo sounded like our voices. Bad robot. Brooke. Okay. Okay.
The place starting the police starting. Let's turn off the podcast. Alright. What you
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