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Believe it or not, Todd's play actually does not go according to plan.
I just said I hear you say I feel like we're too close. He's going to see us. He's gonna look a e I don't want a lock Eyes with Todd while this place going on And it's for I don't want to get crowd worked We were go in on us I'm gonna hold, hold, hold, tweak up in front my face I hold something infirmaries Okay, God, feather somewhere,
I'll Examiner Hamilton. That's the name of the guy. Oh, God, this is unofficial. Oh, unofficial and official unofficial u n o ff I I didn't even spell. All right, see? A oh, okay. And elite, one of the
let's just be quiet. Sounds like he's responding to us
to Alexander Hamilton and his best friend Hamlet.
Way this comes Woz earlier, or I think he just realized I think he's dressing up like ham. Listen, if he if he's bombing up there, I'm going to help him out. Well, here's what I fucking well say. He looks unbelievable with Rosie cheese. Those are really doing. And I think you guys kind of went over reward a little bit. Shut the fuck up. It's stage. Drink up. You don't get it. All right. He's
Hamlet. To be or not to be
in the original text around. Or maybe he's got a mirror back there. Maybe there was a mic back there.
Whether it is nobler to suffer the slings and arrows
okays Backer out he's turned all the way around. Is your lazy Susan think he's on like a Yeah, there's a couple of pieces. There's such a prudish feet Salt food Death is like a Chinese meal. Second, they just have a big careful time Incurable. Some person is spinning it around trying to get some sesame chicken up there. He's in an active, lazy Susan with sesame chicken on to
be clearly is a gentleman. This is props. Pass me
the right. Yeah. Now it's of because we can't eat his props whereas we can waken eat some of that. Give me something.
I didn't sleep a wink last night. I think my best friend, Alexander Hamilton, is sleeping with my mother.
Okay, Okay. Okay. So this is the real and fictional reenactment of the rial conflation of someone else. I hope it's not 1/3 story. Let's keep it to Yeah, yeah, let's watch.
Well, now that Simba's dad is dead. Gordon Teoh
came on stage. Mr your Curly thing. This is why you should have
rehearsed. I heard you were walking around the park. You're
early. I don't understand why he just has a name. Texas. And I say leave the name. Take a final thought. The optics of change The optics of that exchange are pretty terrible. Oh, my God. Billy. Right towards you, Phillies. Welcome knows. No, no, don't will. You will be the next way. Way? Yes. We need the next soothe. Does he not know? It's just built. Is it so hard and character? Yes, I'll do it. OK, well, white me up. Put some blood on my cheeks. Okay. You don't have to use a real high dad Also. Wait. Now he's been foster. I think he's don't upstage. May just do your door literally upstage her. And that's the problem. You're standing closer to the stage is heavily grain. Okay, Okay. You should edit that out of my hands over my hand. They want coffee.
Remember, Simba is always good to tip your waiters and waitresses. Thank
you. Whose dad said Todd daughter she doing is Oh, it's not it's not. He paid some homeless person to love you. And I can see your plate because you've always been so good to me.
Okay, we're stopping the play for a really interaction My daughter who I thought didn't want to see me again You came to New York
to find me Oh, my week my wigs backwards Next 60 year old man Honey, it's
OK. Your wigs backwards I love you No matter which way your wig is
No, I'm the actor saying my week is back. I know I'm improvising because you're fucked up. That's it. You're fired. Way was giving me the way.
You, me, the name tag.
Please give me the way. I think I like them. But or am I your daughter? Both. Okay. This place getting out of hand. Sam, I got to get out of here, okay? We're being shish bythe fill. You have no creative stake in this white kind of feeling. The Podd. I think I You picked the acting Bug. It didn't. You ate the bugs. I ate the acting. Okay, if anyone sees a cockroach, don't eat. It was eyes actor the way you already ate the bug.
All right. Okay, Aziz, we remember from moments ago my daughter is here.
Hi, Dad.
I know I wronged you in so many ways.
Dead. I'm I'm not only cash poor. I'm also land poor. Remember that script goes from village, even you remember. He's
only I can improvise if you advise. It throws me off. All right. You stay on script. I improvised. You deal?
Where is described? There's no script and Todd yelling at them to stay on script script. The words Why don't you just doing your south, Todd? Just do both parts get a little stir crazy, okay? Stir crazy down here. Yeah, yeah. I don't like being in here. Well, what you breakfast for you
now is the part of the first act where we open it up for audience feedback. So I walk up to the microphone. If you have any questions for the actors so far, just to refresh your memories. Alexander Hamilton is here and his best friend, Ham Hamlet.
Things makes feeding back. So sorry. Hi. Uh, e eating. I'm sorry. Mike is feeding Dexter. Hi, everybody. Um, I just saw this microphone here. I had Ah, small French bulldog. It's brindle sort of black and brown. Yeah, we ate him. Oh, God,
that's not a big deal. It's not a big deal. Let's focus on the play,
OK? The old place happening here? Yes, man. With a sweater tied around his neck from the Upper East Side. His Brendel Gotti. Is that what I
e Think you're a little bit out of your neighborhood? Okay.
Uh, okay. Now, I don't think that's true. I think you You questions about the art. Uh uh, No. I just lost my dog in the park today and I'm looking
for. Sounds like someone ate it. It's not a big deal. Any questions
about High Dale from the New York Daily News? I just came here to give it a New York daily. Boo on. He's gone like that. Really shakes People see that guy's face really mugged when he said that line soothe a core race right to attract four onions and pickles only. What size? So are you saying no beef? No, you are a bun. Onions, pickles only Bonin. Pickles. Just get number. I think those mikes air feeding back. Let's just
cut the mike back into the play.
How did that might go all the way with that. New York Daily News Wireless
Act One Wireless Act one Scene two
only announced number in the scene number. Here, you guys interesting? E. I don't think I mean it any. No, we're not in it
anymore. It's me fleabag.
No, her name is not fleabag. She never refers to herself. Is that in the show? I wonder if he's gonna turn to care. My let's see. What can
I am running my cafe?
He turned Levi's Australia. It's Australian fleabag and he's facing the back
wall. Marina que fee? My best friend's deed. Maybe they're Zealand. Oh, and you? I don't like to fuck, actually.
Ideo Okay? There was a classically classically back look. Business is good. I love obsessed with play by I love playback. It's a bash show I ever seen. Everyone in New York is rushing to central part Park City. A sort of flea bag is here. Oh, my God! Here, stampede! Todd, you you sort of leap bag. Everyone every our CSI person in New York.
All right, let's keep it between us that it's not the real fleabag far enough away were based on my costume
crashing, her cruncher crashing. It's so good killing a please easy to It's not good of killing it because she's gone. It's not as good. He's like Levi's. He's actually die. All right, you have the rapid fleabag fans. All
right. Season one was about dealing with the days of my best friend. Season two was falling in love with someone I could never be with. What
the fuck is this
Season three display is about me falling in love with Alexander Hamilton. Levi's
Get out of my get out of my guys. Look, so says that have about this isn't a
big deal. Keep watching the
place Refunds stay. Should have gotten out of his easy Oh, guinea pig. No refunds was I'm gonna shoot you. Where? Olivia Colman.
You guys want to see what I bought?
Someone is shooting from Lebanon's apartment. Oh, my God! Wills now moments apartment. Wait No, their sound effects. But nobody's getting her. Offer him cheap squid ketchup in his hand and smashing shot on stage. Cartoony sounding way,
young kid, I'll take the bullet for you.
Oh, Skipper, you can't. This is fake. This is horrible! Oh, John Wilkes Booth shooting from lengthens.
I guess the real hero was me
the cancel that this is only the second act one seem to think is a monologue of him dying.
Uh, I'm if I do died today, why don't we send a message? Donald Trump?
Oh, my God is gonna end into acts. Oh, my God. Is this politic? This is about Shrine
and Mitch McConnell Recess. Oh, and why don't we see? See Joe Biden?
What e mail it to.
Don't send the email yet. Don't send me email yet.
You're seeing somebody who knows
how to reset a phone. You stop now. Okay? You've got mail. I'm making a point. I'm making a point here. You've got mail. You you've got your country emails here. Oh, my God. Shot again. I've been shot. Be shot. I'm giving my life. So, young man in a wheelchair. I gave my life for you because you have so much Furtado said any more emails. You have so much potential. And you know what? Maybe it's time he's talking to an older man in an actually a
chair who doesn't seem happy. I think he's like the king of this. Ah, this says Salt Lake City, Utah, New York, New York lost. Look, the whole audience is moving up in unison. Wait, please, Let's go that way. Let's go! Let's way! I just came back from the drive way Run! Hop it, guys. No, it's me. What's up, Twitter world?
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