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Sam's Drivers Ed Class

Sam takes three of his students out driving.

0:00:01
spk_0
 

All right now, guys. No, listen, listen, listen. Listen up.

0:00:04
spk_2
 

You know you're talking about

0:00:06
spk_0
 

four weeks ago. This is dangerous. This I want to start this. We're driving, uh, in a car. This has over 100 horsepower, and I need you guys to respect it. And barely is an old old ass car. Mr Weatherman. Yeah, It's the perfect car for drivers. That's you can't get too crazy. All right, now

0:00:26
spk_1
 

calm down. We're all calm. Calm down before I take my foot off. Marcus

0:00:31
spk_2
 

hasn't even said a word yet, Mr Weatherman.

0:00:33
spk_0
 

Okay, good. Marcus, you have in a so far, don't cry or else you'll have a B A still. Now, I'm gonna take my foot off the brake. Alright? Divvied? Yeah, You're driving. I'm in the passenger seat. My foot's on the big fat break over here. When I let go, we're going to do what's called idle ing forward.

0:00:56
spk_1
 

Calm down. We're calm. I'm just wondering why we're in the drive

0:01:01
spk_0
 

thru What do you mean what? This is where it starts. This is where it starts. I drove us here because I needed a bacon ator for breakfast to get my morning going you want a?

0:01:16
spk_3
 

I was thinking about going to Goto.

0:01:19
spk_0
 

Wait. Is this a jack in the box? I thought I came to a Wendy's

0:01:22
spk_1
 

home. Down. Everybody, calm down. I'm getting get a bigger share.

0:01:29
spk_0
 

Hey, Dani, Dani has it going. No, I came to the Came to the jack in the box and accident again.

0:01:37
spk_3
 

Yeah. Every night

0:01:41
spk_1
 

Wendy's is covered by a calm down divvied.

0:01:44
spk_2
 

Come. It's just you here every night

0:01:47
spk_0
 

only on a nighttime. Now give me a Salado breakfast sandwich, Breakfast, dinner and give me a large Oreo shake. Extra cherry. Yeah, I know it's usual, but this time, actually, give me the extra cherry.

0:02:05
spk_1
 

Calm down in the back

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spk_3
 

of a large area in the last. Good.

0:02:11
spk_1
 

There's a lot of Cherries to you. Is this this guy's voice? Sounds like you driving right now. Yeah, trying fat break. I want you to be quiet

0:02:19
spk_0
 

until I take it off. Okay? Now I want 17 Cherries in this. You

0:02:24
spk_1
 

can leave some shake out. I know

0:02:26
spk_0
 

it takes up space

0:02:27
spk_3
 

last the river Villagers, and

0:02:28
spk_2
 

he wants room for Sherry. He wants you

0:02:32
spk_1
 

to be oh, for charity. I'm helping you. Mr. Weatherman's So I'm going to tell my dad you're screaming at me. Take school. No, No, because you can get a little crib directed Cruz. He's

0:02:48
spk_2
 

gonna raise your interest rate on your mortgage.

0:02:50
spk_0
 

Oh, that rat bastard. So what if I have a bad least that could be adjusted whenever he

0:02:56
spk_1
 

wanted? My dad's gonna stop representing you. I'm calm. Why is there so much shit back? So much stuff? There's like a gym. There's like I'm crunching so much stuff. Those air cannons I'm gonna recycle. It's like a ball pit back there. No show. Wait. My kids can't look. Calm down will finally

0:03:28
spk_0
 

be able to get my order ready. You guys aren't getting

0:03:31
spk_1
 

anything. You never get it, Mr Sam. You're never coming back, Mr. Saying, Mr Sam, You're never coming back from this. You You're losing your damn mind. Pull it out!

0:03:46
spk_2
 

You know what? I want

0:03:48
spk_3
 

to go edible for

0:03:50
spk_1
 

17 chairs. A

0:03:53
spk_2
 

good I'm good man driving for a long time

0:03:57
spk_1
 

DVD. Davey. I don't know if it's Div eater. David's divvied. Okay, Shut up. Do you know my name? I think it's Marcus. No, no, that's his Whose name are you? I'm David calm down. I'm gonna get

0:04:16
spk_3
 

out and walk, I think.

0:04:17
spk_1
 

No, no, Mark, you're gonna get Marcus.

0:04:20
spk_2
 

If you get out, you're not gonna be able to get your permit. Stay in markets will protect

0:04:23
spk_0
 

markets. Just I'm sorry. I understand that David has been acting irrational in the driver's seat. We know the driving is a big responsibility there. Smoke there. Smoke back here. This car's monkey. Okay, well, where there's smoke, there's fire. All right, yet that I'm worried about. Just get through. The car's overheating. Let's just get through the shack and black. So we'll deal with that when we have time. Okay? Now we

0:04:45
spk_1
 

have to get your girlfriend's house again. After this? Yes, you say? Oh, no. I forgot the left. Spend the night there. Yeah. Bernice is crazy.

0:04:56
spk_0
 

This this is an overnight driver's test. Okay. You mean you guys seem to keep the car running in case against hot in there, and I need to come back out and we need to peel

0:05:06
spk_2
 

in case it gets so come

0:05:09
spk_1
 

sniff sugar again. You're so much. You are

0:05:20
spk_2
 

so much less in. Say that school

0:05:23
spk_1
 

during the hours of 12 to convey called. That's yours when we have

0:05:29
spk_0
 

class. Is it Marcus?

0:05:32
spk_3
 

Did you think maybe that you would want to take Mr Sam? Do you think that maybe you would want to

0:05:38
spk_1
 

talk like this is a live? Has a later was making fun of me. No. No. You making fun of me? No. This is a calm down

0:05:49
spk_0
 

and stop making fun of me

0:05:51
spk_3
 

having your from here in a good, uh, my walker isn't making fun of

0:05:55
spk_1
 

you. Said

0:05:56
spk_3
 

a walker to walk

0:05:57
spk_1
 

high. And I need a wheelchair. And it's not me making fun of use to stop tipping me out of it. No more fun of me way. We're starting

0:06:07
spk_3
 

a six that you use us for a handicap placard because you insist that we always partner

0:06:12
spk_1
 

I park area. I worked their way, Mr.

0:06:19
spk_2
 

Whether I wanna let you know that, like, I want to let you know that I am legally deaf, but I can hear every word you're saying you're speaking. So they're a liar. No, I'm not.

0:06:30
spk_1
 

You speak perfectly, yet it's not death. Yeah. What? What, My supposed to No, no. We're being pulled over. Defeated. Three DVD's Shut up. Mr. Samuel, You to us again about your immaculate conception. Know that story is never coming out. I will tease it forever, and it's never coming out to Stella's Mr Any. Put your window, please way over the second window to take my foot off the fat wait booth in the road on the window market. I'll

0:07:12
spk_2
 

handle the drive through. You would put on the window,

0:07:16
spk_0
 

act like we don't have cocaine,

0:07:17
spk_3
 

and open up the window to open up the other window for your real

0:07:20
spk_1
 

TV. You get the food, I'll deal with the cops. What do you want? Big? Hey, Yeah, It's two cops over here. Yeah, crops

0:07:30
spk_3
 

on this side and the director got me on the side.

0:07:32
spk_2
 

I'm dealing with the driver guy way. We're getting some

0:07:35
spk_1
 

complaints from inside of the jack in the box dining area, which takes a lot. I don't call What do you guys do it? You're not here standing in a thorough for we heard about Example for my kids. These are my kids. Dale Divvied and Cliff Don't know. It's David divvied Margus. My mistake. Hope Hope off her. They're wearing name wearing Neo Excuse may Are you the guy that was immaculately conceived.

0:08:06
spk_3
 

Yes. We're been curious about that story.

0:08:10
spk_1
 

Okay, what's up? Off the

0:08:12
spk_2
 

weatherman? You don't have to tell them anything. We're not being detained.

0:08:14
spk_1
 

Shut the fuck quid pro quo. Okay, you're tell us. The You tell us the Immaculate Conception story. We let you

0:08:24
spk_2
 

walk with the cocaine and the

0:08:25
spk_0
 

Children. All right, so here's my first memory.

0:08:30
spk_3
 

All right. Uh,

0:08:32
spk_1
 

pause. Pause.

0:08:35
spk_3
 

You like Teoh

0:08:37
spk_0
 

in an egg? I mean an eggshell.

0:08:41
spk_3
 

And it only gets 14 Cherries in there.

0:08:46
spk_1
 

I need 17 chairs. Had 1760. My name's David. My foot back on the fat break where it should've been this whole time.

0:08:59
spk_3
 

Sure. We have left right away with a lot with these kids who

0:09:02
spk_1
 

you be under arrest. My resting rate. Arrested. Soothe smoking. There is a man. Oh, now there's two cops choking out,

0:09:24
spk_2
 

Mr Weatherman, after will being an accomplice to

0:09:28
spk_0
 

this surprise Surprise. You're leaving me high and dry again.

0:09:32
spk_2
 

I can't believe you

0:09:34
spk_1
 

about earlier

0:09:34
spk_0
 

when I took my foot off the brake and you kept your foot on your break making me look like ah fool. Well, everyone knows what It's student driver. They're focusing on the teacher,

0:09:44
spk_2
 

but who was? Look, nobody was paying attention. Mr. Weatherman, it's fine. I promise. Listen, I know how to drive. I don't actually have to be. I don't have to be in this class and really No, I

0:09:56
spk_0
 

think what you 7 30 at night that would be

0:10:00
spk_3
 

one of us at this point, can legally drive It seems like you're using us his accomplices.

0:10:07
spk_0
 

And I'm hearing no movement in the trunk. Let me. You guys are dead. Let me just ask you what you think. What? Can we all calm down? Yes, because I'm calm as a cucumber and I'm ready to take my foot off the brake. Get my 17 Cherries or else they're in trouble and go. Are you guys cool with that? Do you want fries with that? Do you want euros with that? Do you want todo turning over a new leaf right now?

0:10:35
spk_3
 

Yes, I'm hungry. I'm hungry.

0:10:37
spk_0
 

Would you like a pita pocket?

0:10:38
spk_3
 

Do the third Peter Podd. Of

0:10:40
spk_0
 

course, it's on their weird men. What

0:10:45
spk_3
 

else is on the way?

0:10:46
spk_2
 

Also? I'm kind of hungry kid. I order something.

0:10:49
spk_0
 

Yeah? What do you want? You want a pita

0:10:50
spk_3
 

powder mill? flour dough, Jack and

0:10:52
spk_2
 

I want Can I get that? Like, what's the one? Tomato

0:10:55
spk_0
 

tides? Tomato, Todd. Tomato, Tomato. Todd. You mean Tater Tots?

0:11:01
spk_3
 

The weird manure. That's the wavering.

0:11:03
spk_0
 

Okay. Yeah. Warren, give us some tomato. Todd's in there with the cherry. I guess I Yeah, Warren, right? No, Gabriel. And give us a teeter

0:11:13
spk_2
 

Teoh que I'll do the

0:11:18
spk_0
 

You have to tell me how you Okay,

0:11:19
spk_2
 

I'll get the foot. Uh,

0:11:21
spk_0
 

look at me. Okay? I'm keep my foot on the brake. Rev the engine.

0:11:24
spk_2
 

I'll get the foot long dot Got what? The foot long dot God,

0:11:28
spk_1
 

we want a foot long dot God, What is that home? I

0:11:37
spk_3
 

think somebody might have put a some sort of sticker for, like, a website on Arminia. That's not natural Item. Okay, We'll just

0:11:44
spk_1
 

catch the way. Want to be about two foot long? I love what she was making a foot long and stop. Jesus. People start the jack of the boxer crazy. My three kids and I've taken out hours passed school crazy to the back of my truck or crazy, is it? 12 inches of steak. What is it? Just believe. Do you know live in America, Sir. David. David? Yes. Your debates. No time to be your Peter. No, not even close

0:12:18
spk_0
 

Divvied. You're driving a Saudi? I didn't bring any cash. Crop Director Milkshake. OK, defeat. Get it

0:12:26
spk_1
 

weighed. Lap up the bill Check again. I can I know. He should have dropped the 1st 1 We'll drop. Okay. Well, lap it up, Warren! Oh, my God For it! This man and Div eater drinking a milkshake out for the jack in the box pavement.

0:12:44
spk_0
 

Finally, this 300 Cristante sandwiches. Good. I'm 17. So these

0:12:51
spk_1
 

sealer making out every year? Well, you straight, man. Shut up! You're in the back seat. OK, everybody, shut up. Now I shouldn't have

0:13:02
spk_0
 

taken us to drive through on. I'll admit that now the test begins. We're doing a full permit tasked

0:13:09
spk_3
 

with through other

0:13:10
spk_2
 

right now.

0:13:10
spk_0
 

What?

0:13:11
spk_3
 

Your pacemaker popped out of your trip. Did your group? I'm just nervous cause your pacemaker popped out of your chest.

0:13:20
spk_0
 

Well, it's still under the skin. You could see of that line. I agree, But still this is your body is rejecting the

0:13:27
spk_1
 

pacemaker about the reject. You guys second, I reject you right out of the car and I'm gonna go in and I'm gonna eat

0:13:35
spk_0
 

in. I want you in the lobby of

0:13:37
spk_2
 

Jonah. Reject is there. I do see a button on the seat Says reject. What happened? If I push that there's

0:13:42
spk_0
 

a reject, but there's an Egypt. But you know, if you want to be rejected, I'll tell the whole school year loser If you want to be injected, I open the sunroof right out. So if he

0:13:53
spk_1
 

if you press the region but the whole tomorrow tell Oh, yeah, I got pre

0:13:59
spk_0
 

written stuff on all you guys Talk about race. If I'm pressed to reject button E mail to the whole student body,

0:14:07
spk_1
 

don't know what all

0:14:09
spk_0
 

threatened emails all day long. If you don't calm the down,

0:14:12
spk_3
 

you go for that. I called for back up for a free code for Burger.

0:14:19
spk_0
 

Let the cops out. David, Let the Okay, Alright, alright. Give me the key. Yeah, right.

0:14:24
spk_1
 

E I can't open it with I'll pop trio. David, you go out and get him. All right? Excuse me. Cup you You're just Wait, wait. Oh, wait, wait. What? You're changed. You wait.

0:14:44
spk_0
 

There's a big egg in the trunk back here. They know. What about that? Don't look at that. You look at it.

0:14:51
spk_3
 

What? This is this. Are you part of the origin story, right?

0:14:55
spk_0
 

No, that's not my son. Wait. You know there's an unquestioned egg.

0:15:02
spk_3
 

Thank you. Is that the fire smell? Is incubating an egg.

0:15:08
spk_0
 

Oh, my love. Do you have a big Sarah Todd breakfast? Just good. I could be honest. My world has completely gone away. It's just you and me Sour now,

0:15:20
spk_3
 

but I think he's just so he started as an egg. His mother gave birth to him. That's what he said. Oh, my God. I'm pulling up. There's a whole There's a whole biography here. Oh, God. Autumn. Well, bacon all day long. Good. Jack in the box. Bacon. Check

0:15:46
spk_1
 

your that story will never be. You heard it. He's injected me into the sun room way slower

0:16:00
spk_3
 

peeling off the sun roof. I'm getting peeling off the thunder of good the dirty. Did

0:16:05
spk_0
 

you were going to go forward to make a left? We're gonna make it left out of the drive way. French

0:16:11
spk_2
 

houses. I'm going to drive back to school. You sure you will. I'm gonna

0:16:14
spk_0
 

drive where I let you because my foot's on the brink.

0:16:17
spk_2
 

I'm going to drive back to school. I'm going to report you.

0:16:20
spk_0
 

To who? I got the whole school in my pocket. Baby, Are

0:16:25
spk_2
 

you kidding me? I can't. I can't talk to anybody.

0:16:28
spk_0
 

You can try. Try to talk to someone about me. I got dirt on Everybody said

0:16:33
spk_1
 

that way to us. And I want to divvy. That's your life ending. Everyone's gonna help Teoh. What? You know what

0:16:55
spk_2
 

I'm talking about. No, Your your little little pigtail. I have a vestigial tail. You can't tell anybody,

0:17:02
spk_0
 

Digeo. I don't know

0:17:05
spk_3
 

you, Mr Sam. Yes? Um, I would like to say that you're a really good teacher. I know. And I think I've learned a lot tonight and I think I know how to drive nose. So maybe I should go home. I'll just get out here and I'll taken uber You live really far away from here. Marko,

0:17:23
spk_1
 

You know what? I do this, you know how

0:17:25
spk_0
 

to drive. And hey, I got this saying which I'm really lost in right now. Why don't you sit up in the front with the big break goes all the way across the floor and you make sure that we're not going too fast when this crazy man DVD drives us to my girlfriend's house

0:17:40
spk_3
 

and I'm sitting on your lap or do you see

0:17:42
spk_0
 

that I got in the back to really enjoy the sandwich and I started Check out for a while, Okay? As long as everybody could stay calm.

0:17:48
spk_3
 

Yeah, Yeah, we've been We have been,

0:17:51
spk_1
 

like, when people tell me they've been called right

0:17:55
spk_3
 

with Yeah, I get up in the front

0:17:59
spk_2
 

yard. Okay, let's alternately loser minutes on, get up in the front seat. And here we go. And

0:18:07
spk_1
 

oh, rejected, Rejected. Rejected. So my feet tail to Levi's. You know, about my big day

0:18:20
spk_3
 

we're gonna know about my pick knows

0:18:23
spk_1
 

already. Oh, wait. You didn't have a job.

0:18:29
spk_2
 

You walked into the school and everybody just knew already. Marcus. Oh,

0:18:32
spk_1
 

he's coming back. Todo you gotta move the car. Wear those cops

0:18:46
spk_0
 

left. I just murdered three of my students, and I kept the story say forever.

0:18:51
spk_1
 

Sammy. Well, you know what? Let me get another shake. Get Let me get a

0:18:55
spk_3
 

gym mocha this time and pause. So this is what we kind of Ah, from the script you gave us, uh, made for your autobiography, but it does feel like it doesn't really tell a lot of your actual origin story wear.

0:19:12
spk_0
 

Now, we were hoping to get ah, a little bit more of the

0:19:15
spk_3
 

Immaculate conception. Your mentioned? Yes. It's just Lionsgate's very lands. Gates is very interested in your origin story in

0:19:24
spk_0
 

the brain when I

0:19:26
spk_3
 

lions gates. Okay.

0:19:29
spk_2
 

You know,

0:19:30
spk_0
 

I thought I was gonna meet with the big guy. Tell a very your aliens gate, man. Yeah, well, Amit Lionsgate's Whose here

0:19:42
spk_3
 

what? We can connect. You should

0:19:44
spk_1
 

put more like Hunt ease in there. I send my responsibility. This is may build Cravy e. I was in the room earlier, I for coming with me. You're confident? Yes. Yes, Yes.

0:19:57
spk_3
 

We'll look. Uh, we will take your movie into consideration.

0:20:01
spk_1
 

What is just, like story? Christ immaculate. It's immaculate.

0:20:07
spk_3
 

It just feels like there's mentions of some eggs

0:20:11
spk_1
 

killing a cop like that.

0:20:13
spk_3
 

Well, the killing of the cops is hot right now for sure, but the killing of students is not so hot.

0:20:19
spk_2
 

You know about the weird menu? Very. I'm gonna judge

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