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The Student Pick-Up Lane

After school, Mr. Chip works a shift as the monitor for Hamilton's student pick-up lane.

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spk_0
 

excuse. May Teacher. Where's I? My teacher? We have to go back home. We use our mother. Is I mother about to pull up?

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spk_1
 

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just really hard to understand. You guys. I know that you're You're from Australia. Yeah. New Zealand don't a path. Okay, listen, guys, don't be Levi's. I'm at I'm not sure. Listen, I'm just I just facilitate, okay? Don't I don't like him not in contact with all of your

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spk_0
 

parents that, you know, like that's had the fever line.

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spk_1
 

Do not know what your mother's car looks like.

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spk_0
 

She is that you in the she rely on the Ford behind the she lie.

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spk_1
 

I'm sorry, ma'am. Are you these Children's mother? No. Okay.

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spk_0
 

Why you?

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spk_2
 

I'm looking for my son.

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spk_1
 

Okay. Who's your I'm sorry. Who's your son? You don't look for mayor.

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spk_0
 

What

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spk_2
 

do you mean? I don't look for me. Don't hear to me either, dude.

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spk_1
 

Well, I'm here every day, sir and ma'am,

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spk_2
 

whatever you want. I don't care.

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spk_1
 

I'm here every day and I see people come in and it's

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spk_2
 

I'll take these two.

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spk_1
 

No, no, no. I'm sorry.

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spk_2
 

Thes are mind.

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spk_1
 

Then. They don't

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spk_0
 

know what I mean that

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spk_1
 

I was gonna say it doesn't seem like their mother.

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spk_2
 

All right, I'm gonna start gonna grow over to the cell phone parking lot and I'll be back in a second round circle back for my kids.

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spk_1
 

Why are you going to the circle? This?

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spk_2
 

Because there's people waiting behind me. And clearly you're not gonna let me pick up my kids. Hey, Mom. Okay, now, that's

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spk_1
 

OK, Mom. Okay. Brandon. Hey. Uh, good to see you, Mr Chip. Good to see you too. But this is your mom? Yeah. I've never met your mom before. That's what you're

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spk_2
 

si managing And what Mom stuff? Mom, what I get? I get a little raspberries at this circuit, so

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spk_1
 

Combat Day. Come on, Let's usually Dad gets me. I was gonna say normally your dad I've never met you. I'm sorry, ma'am. I'm Mr Chip.

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spk_2
 

I'm a working mom. Is that hard for you to believe?

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spk_1
 

No. No, not even a little bit. You live along a man.

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spk_2
 

I wanted to go to the cellphone lot and you wouldn't let me. And now let's go.

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spk_1
 

Now You have your son so you can go home. Let's go I'm sorry. What's going on? But

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spk_0
 

Amy Miller, my mother is okay. My mother is supposed to pick me up here from school. Right? And this is where

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spk_1
 

that would happen. I'm sure she's just in the line here. There's a small she's probably in the last two. Picks you up every day something. You're always this

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spk_0
 

upset. So she gets your walk and she doesn't tell me which days it is.

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spk_1
 

You have to walk home or just up the line of cars to get to her car.

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spk_0
 

Both their about.

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spk_1
 

Well, okay. Once your mom's car look like

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spk_0
 

it's brown. Okay. Charlie Brown light brown. Did you judge a light brown um, Impala?

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spk_1
 

Oh, she's actually third in line here. You want to just run up the street, you can jump in your car and she can jump away. Yeah, we found her. It's great.

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spk_0
 

Okay, Chip. A chimp. Yeah. What? You're so you know you're not supposed to let the kids run down

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spk_1
 

to the cars. The whole thing is we keep him safe by doing them one at a time of year. That kid was was upset. OK, so I made an exception. I took my I used my discretion. Okay.

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spk_0
 

Whoa! Berry somebody's tire. But a tire blowout.

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spk_2
 

Oh, shoot. That kid ran the wrong way. You ran backwards. I had to turn. I blew my tire out.

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spk_0
 

You need a big group. I could changes. Tired. 30

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spk_1
 

crew. Is that Dale Earnhardt Jr? You wish you win it Z Kurt Busch. No, Robert Earnhardt wears. I'll go. We are his uncle. Okay, we identify is one uncle. Okay, guys, come looking as his picker. Can you get him out of here? He's kind of blocking, blocking. No problem.

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spk_0
 

Hey, public the gas to We're gonna put this gas in here to

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spk_1
 

hop up together. You want massage? Yes. OK, you guys don't wait. I'm sorry. Are you picking somebody up, or is this just where your pit crew live?

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spk_2
 

This is where a big crew live, sir.

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spk_1
 

Skating not to call me sir. I'm just Mr Chip. Okay. I'm a volunteer here. Yeah, I'm just a volunteer here, and Bury was

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spk_0
 

really She's thinks

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spk_1
 

your mom in the Aerostar.

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spk_0
 

You see, Mother, the Chevrolet Aerostar take us back to the homeland, Mother.

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spk_2
 

These are not my kids.

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spk_0
 

Say a thing.

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spk_1
 

I know, I know this. This is Ah, this is Mrs That's my mom. Yeah, this is this is Robert's mom. All

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spk_0
 

right, let's go. Mom, Mom, take guys. Mom can Can Trevor stay overnight if you want. We do. Okay? Only if you want

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spk_2
 

to get.

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spk_0
 

Really? If you say so.

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spk_2
 

No drums after nine. PM

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spk_0
 

off. 9 39 39 30 years Not. How about this? Mom, will you give us 9 30? We will give. You know, Legos. That's a negotiated way. Sure. It off

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spk_2
 

again. You will? Yeah. All right, you

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spk_0
 

take it. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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spk_3
 

Maybe it

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spk_0
 

floats back. Very sure does that. I don't know. Barry, What just happened?

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spk_1
 

Trevor went home with Miss Cynthia and her son.

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spk_0
 

Did you? Did you check with Trevor's mom? I

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spk_1
 

didn't. I should have your your cheek. I'm sorry, Berry. Why don't you come and do this

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spk_0
 

job Chicken on the Boeing kicker? What's your mother must? Yep. I'm here for you, Mom. Chip getting my car. Mr. Chip him. Almost take you guys. That is not

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spk_1
 

okay. That's really clever, actually. But

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spk_0
 

why days, Mr Dip unavailable to pick you up, Mr. To remind them that your

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spk_1
 

debt is unavailable. Okay? My dad is unavailable.

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spk_0
 

Oh, God. I just gotta me. Are you in my tooth?

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spk_1
 

OK, that's not funny.

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spk_2
 

Tell him on your dad's unavailable. Maybe they'll sympathize with

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spk_0
 

Let me guess. He's kettle cooked.

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spk_2
 

Let him know that's accurate.

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spk_1
 

Yeah, that is accurate. He went to war and an I d exploded. And his van? He was carrying oil to, ah, military base.

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spk_0
 

He was fried in his own vin oil.

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spk_1
 

Yeah, he was okay.

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spk_2
 

My son's father was fried in the healthiest way possible.

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spk_0
 

60% less transfat. Let me guess. He's for sale in a South Hampton bakery next to the sub chips. Let amount chip next to the sub sandwiches.

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spk_1
 

Yes, Mom. Mom, I told you I got this job where I'm helping kids get into the parents cars. I don't need you to be here,

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spk_2
 

but I told you you can. You can help those kids get their into their parents cars. But there's no way you're getting home safe without me.

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spk_1
 

Mother, I got Dr I'm 27 years old.

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spk_2
 

Ok, well, you're lucky I even let you leave the house.

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spk_3
 

All right, chit. Hey. Hi, Rebecca. Hey, has

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spk_1
 

ago? Oh, this is This is not This is stuff that have you seen? Who's

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spk_2
 

the young lady?

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spk_3
 

Have you seen a student here? Robbie, Have you seen Robbie?

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spk_1
 

Your ex boyfriend?

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spk_3
 

No, my son. Oh, he's not a school students. He's not at school today, but I came to pick him up anyway.

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spk_1
 

Oh, I haven't seen him yet. Chip,

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spk_2
 

did you lie and tell me that this adult woman was a student?

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spk_0
 

Oh, really?

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spk_2
 

I'll be right back. Where's my

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spk_1
 

back? Mr. Don't go. Don't Mom, stop! Mr. Chance for about a new mattress. Cool. Rebecca. Rebecca. I'm not going to sleep. It's a temper. Pedic. That's very what? That you spent a lot of money, and I'm not going

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spk_3
 

to make all the noise we want because there's no spring.

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spk_2
 

Okay, so we got to go. That man took my bat, took my back. What? The reality is she is 17 year old trying to have sex with your issued on adult. Look in the papers.

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spk_1
 

I said she was a student, so that you I thought you wouldn't know that she's actually a woman who

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spk_3
 

called of the Kama Sutra with Mr Chip Chip. Which

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spk_1
 

Mom? I hate that nickname.

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spk_0
 

Oh, Chip lets you come, Chip, Which That's really cute. Yes, Mom, you are blocking so much traffic. You have to leave now. Chip. This Just where's my tennis racket?

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spk_1
 

You don't need a hobby right back. Rebecca, I need to tell you. Make him wait. It's hot. No

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spk_0
 

message. I have t t. Why did you

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spk_1
 

run back into the cafeteria and use the bathroom there? Clearance?

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spk_0
 

Mr. Chip, why don't

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spk_3
 

you take him? I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your little

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spk_0
 

locked up in their T really bad. What? Did you go to the

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spk_1
 

gym? There's another bathroom option.

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spk_0
 

Okay, Okay. I'll get a team. I'll be back.

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spk_1
 

Yes. Just go T t in the bathroom. Rebecca, I need to tell you can't keep coming here with the intention of trying to take me home and sleep with me.

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spk_3
 

Why not? Because it's your busiest time of the day.

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spk_1
 

This is truly the Yes, it is so chaotic.

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spk_3
 

Just come with me now.

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spk_1
 

I can't. I still have 40 kids. I have to reunite with their parents,

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spk_3
 

okay? And have to reunite the Ma.

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spk_0
 

Ma. Where's my mom? I haven't seen her in years. Where's my mom? I need to be reunited.

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spk_1
 

Bill, I gotta let you know your mom isn't ever going to be the one who comes to pick you up. It's It's your dad. Your mom's not going

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spk_0
 

Bill Cravy way with my mom. Please, It's May. Hey, Mr Champ.

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spk_1
 

A bill. Uh, don't you have a car? Shouldn't you be in the Choose your friend? Mom, you don't want to even talk to this guy,

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spk_3
 

Chip, why don't you send these two out alone weeks

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spk_0
 

use me or you that woman whose husband was baked on the battlefield and now these chips

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spk_2
 

that's right next to a subway sandwich

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spk_0
 

was devastating,

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spk_2
 

but still I know, I know. I'm and I'm just getting over it.

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spk_1
 

Hey, you know what, Mom? Looking a ride? Yeah, Yeah. We'll jump in with my mom. Okay? She's gone, Mr Champion. Rebecca just took my brother yard is waving and you're within the boundary of the school zone. You can choose topless.

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spk_0
 

What is going on? I have nothing to do with this. Cravy shirt is floating to the ground and that woman's got her top off the line. Move. Very. I'm trying. OK, you know, why don't you come out here and do this? This is technically your job. There's about paperwork. What

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spk_1
 

paperwork? You're you're the head of transportation at the school. You don't have to.

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spk_0
 

I have Teoh take down the license plates and see what kid they

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spk_1
 

correspond to. Oh, honestly, I didn't realize you had. I have to do that. I'm checking. I'm checking the camera. Can. I don't know why Rebecca keeps taking her. Rebecca, there's a lot of cars behind you. Could you actually just pull forward? And when your son comes out, we'll get him into the car. Share. Will you fuck me? No, I'm tired. Rebecca. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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spk_2
 

Mama. Me and my dad just texted me. He's not coming.

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spk_1
 

Well, then why are you here?

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spk_2
 

You just texted me, Mr Chip. Okay, Okay. I'm just letting you know that if you don't see me entering to help you, if you don't see me, it's because I'm not here anymore. Okay? My dad texted Millet is not coming.

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spk_1
 

White dive Postmates Burberry. He's in there. Got park here. Uh, can you just pull forward in front of that lady with their shop off? Six dozen crispy cream. Oh, my God. Bury

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spk_2
 

their dead. This is why you couldn't pick? Yeah, I'm working. So said Don't look. Don't look at me. I can't carry you around. Why

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spk_0
 

don't you want to Just let people come in here with all the time? Is that master Chip? The man who owes me $10,000?

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spk_1
 

Okay, that is a an extreme exaggeration.

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spk_0
 

Why? Why is there a man on a tractor whose seems mad at you before I till your case, sir? I didn't. That's a man wearing a barrel driving a tractor. I

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spk_1
 

did not steal 30 tons of cotton from

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spk_0
 

you. I dio £1000. I don't know. She still let's I went out with the cartoonishly broke farmer. Very. I don't know,

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spk_1
 

but your crispy creams air here.

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spk_0
 

00 yeah. This mine owes me $10,000 I'm not leaving till I get help. I think they

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spk_1
 

re zone. This is a gun free zone. You need to put the guns in the tractor, at least. Okay, listen, I don't know what to tell you. I don't know where all that cotton went. I know that I did drive by your house while it was happening or what? Why? When you discovered that it was gone, but it was not me. I've told you this. The court has told you that.

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spk_0
 

Let me see your trunk.

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spk_1
 

There's no way I could put that much kind of my trucks there. But if you if you follow me to the faculty parking lot after I get the rest of these kids in the cars, I

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spk_0
 

would mean kill me. Stuck cheap. You want me to kill her cheek waiting on a map key? Leam Mr Chip, one kid told

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spk_3
 

me to. I think I'm gonna

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spk_0
 

Teoh Levi's kids using this man supply Steve, No, please use it. Let

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spk_1
 

me write you a trick. I'll write you a check. Ah, hold you over with with 100 bucks 100? 100 bucks. Now if you do not shoot me todo Okay, Here you go,

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spk_0
 

B k 400. That big, big bucket of oil Farmer, be key Full. All right, I'm careful and I'm out

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spk_3
 

of here. If they're bucket files, you know it to Dio.

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spk_0
 

Now somebody's going to be made in the Keitel chiefs. Be careful, Mr Chip. You're gonna be made the Indy cheap. It's like OK, guys, I don't

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spk_1
 

know where your parents.

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spk_0
 

Somebody playing bys. What is Thesiger?

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spk_1
 

Could you turn your base down? Is

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spk_0
 

that next truck beauty and basically have mothers? Louise. Thank you.

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spk_1
 

Thank you so much. All right.

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spk_0
 

Don't require time, Mother. Quietly do her Bice leaks. And, Mr Cheap, you're stepping backwards. Watch out! There's a big bubbling Goldring cauldron of oil We don't want to end up like you have way No todo It's not daring Keitel Chiefs places banning in Malloy Crunchy, crunchy He's getting Look,

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spk_2
 

I don't know. I guess I'm just gonna have to play soil Moyle Unless we find a Jewish man covered in riel oil. I'm oil moral.

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spk_0
 

Having a deal is that is me. She Dre is a tour me stitch pull drug

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spk_2
 

doctor Podd ria

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spk_0
 

The ball dry season mean in he covered in oil is Jewish. I don't know. Let me pull him out. And if it can say one Jewish thing Well, no, he's Jewish. This will be perfect place. Stack up some paper towels. I'm gonna deep him out like he's a French fry. Okay, here we go. Pulling him out and putting him dabbing him with the paper towels. Oh, yeah, That's a crease. Excuse me? Bent up, man. Are you Jewish? Sounds like a parent saying, Did you say I have a new G? Less A property is

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spk_2
 

what he knows. The script already

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spk_0
 

occurred. McGee, Let Dr Padre Yes. Uh, steam pass team.

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spk_2
 

I do think maybe I'm just a little more suited for the role of oil. More

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spk_0
 

oil? You always play all the hearing town. Look, I haven't

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spk_2
 

I don't hang up in a gill monologue. We could all do it.

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spk_0
 

Well, making such a choice says Bente. Jewish main

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spk_2
 

past. We're gonna pay.

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spk_0
 

How d J,

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spk_3
 

Mr Chip? Oh, no, I never left. And now my shirts off and my bras off. So, do you want to do this or what?

0:18:14
spk_0
 

Chip, I just got finished with these. Don't. That's what the hell is going on out there, you crispy chip, your crisp up you cooked and the ladies back with With

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