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After school, Mr. Chip works a shift as the monitor for Hamilton's student pick-up lane.
excuse. May Teacher. Where's I? My teacher? We have to go back home. We use our mother. Is I mother about to pull up?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just really hard to understand. You guys. I know that you're You're from Australia. Yeah. New Zealand don't a path. Okay, listen, guys, don't be Levi's. I'm at I'm not sure. Listen, I'm just I just facilitate, okay? Don't I don't like him not in contact with all of your
parents that, you know, like that's had the fever line.
Do not know what your mother's car looks like.
She is that you in the she rely on the Ford behind the she lie.
I'm sorry, ma'am. Are you these Children's mother? No. Okay.
Why you?
I'm looking for my son.
Okay. Who's your I'm sorry. Who's your son? You don't look for mayor.
What
do you mean? I don't look for me. Don't hear to me either, dude.
Well, I'm here every day, sir and ma'am,
whatever you want. I don't care.
I'm here every day and I see people come in and it's
I'll take these two.
No, no, no. I'm sorry.
Thes are mind.
Then. They don't
know what I mean that
I was gonna say it doesn't seem like their mother.
All right, I'm gonna start gonna grow over to the cell phone parking lot and I'll be back in a second round circle back for my kids.
Why are you going to the circle? This?
Because there's people waiting behind me. And clearly you're not gonna let me pick up my kids. Hey, Mom. Okay, now, that's
OK, Mom. Okay. Brandon. Hey. Uh, good to see you, Mr Chip. Good to see you too. But this is your mom? Yeah. I've never met your mom before. That's what you're
si managing And what Mom stuff? Mom, what I get? I get a little raspberries at this circuit, so
Combat Day. Come on, Let's usually Dad gets me. I was gonna say normally your dad I've never met you. I'm sorry, ma'am. I'm Mr Chip.
I'm a working mom. Is that hard for you to believe?
No. No, not even a little bit. You live along a man.
I wanted to go to the cellphone lot and you wouldn't let me. And now let's go.
Now You have your son so you can go home. Let's go I'm sorry. What's going on? But
Amy Miller, my mother is okay. My mother is supposed to pick me up here from school. Right? And this is where
that would happen. I'm sure she's just in the line here. There's a small she's probably in the last two. Picks you up every day something. You're always this
upset. So she gets your walk and she doesn't tell me which days it is.
You have to walk home or just up the line of cars to get to her car.
Both their about.
Well, okay. Once your mom's car look like
it's brown. Okay. Charlie Brown light brown. Did you judge a light brown um, Impala?
Oh, she's actually third in line here. You want to just run up the street, you can jump in your car and she can jump away. Yeah, we found her. It's great.
Okay, Chip. A chimp. Yeah. What? You're so you know you're not supposed to let the kids run down
to the cars. The whole thing is we keep him safe by doing them one at a time of year. That kid was was upset. OK, so I made an exception. I took my I used my discretion. Okay.
Whoa! Berry somebody's tire. But a tire blowout.
Oh, shoot. That kid ran the wrong way. You ran backwards. I had to turn. I blew my tire out.
You need a big group. I could changes. Tired. 30
crew. Is that Dale Earnhardt Jr? You wish you win it Z Kurt Busch. No, Robert Earnhardt wears. I'll go. We are his uncle. Okay, we identify is one uncle. Okay, guys, come looking as his picker. Can you get him out of here? He's kind of blocking, blocking. No problem.
Hey, public the gas to We're gonna put this gas in here to
hop up together. You want massage? Yes. OK, you guys don't wait. I'm sorry. Are you picking somebody up, or is this just where your pit crew live?
This is where a big crew live, sir.
Skating not to call me sir. I'm just Mr Chip. Okay. I'm a volunteer here. Yeah, I'm just a volunteer here, and Bury was
really She's thinks
your mom in the Aerostar.
You see, Mother, the Chevrolet Aerostar take us back to the homeland, Mother.
These are not my kids.
Say a thing.
I know, I know this. This is Ah, this is Mrs That's my mom. Yeah, this is this is Robert's mom. All
right, let's go. Mom, Mom, take guys. Mom can Can Trevor stay overnight if you want. We do. Okay? Only if you want
to get.
Really? If you say so.
No drums after nine. PM
off. 9 39 39 30 years Not. How about this? Mom, will you give us 9 30? We will give. You know, Legos. That's a negotiated way. Sure. It off
again. You will? Yeah. All right, you
take it. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Maybe it
floats back. Very sure does that. I don't know. Barry, What just happened?
Trevor went home with Miss Cynthia and her son.
Did you? Did you check with Trevor's mom? I
didn't. I should have your your cheek. I'm sorry, Berry. Why don't you come and do this
job Chicken on the Boeing kicker? What's your mother must? Yep. I'm here for you, Mom. Chip getting my car. Mr. Chip him. Almost take you guys. That is not
okay. That's really clever, actually. But
why days, Mr Dip unavailable to pick you up, Mr. To remind them that your
debt is unavailable. Okay? My dad is unavailable.
Oh, God. I just gotta me. Are you in my tooth?
OK, that's not funny.
Tell him on your dad's unavailable. Maybe they'll sympathize with
Let me guess. He's kettle cooked.
Let him know that's accurate.
Yeah, that is accurate. He went to war and an I d exploded. And his van? He was carrying oil to, ah, military base.
He was fried in his own vin oil.
Yeah, he was okay.
My son's father was fried in the healthiest way possible.
60% less transfat. Let me guess. He's for sale in a South Hampton bakery next to the sub chips. Let amount chip next to the sub sandwiches.
Yes, Mom. Mom, I told you I got this job where I'm helping kids get into the parents cars. I don't need you to be here,
but I told you you can. You can help those kids get their into their parents cars. But there's no way you're getting home safe without me.
Mother, I got Dr I'm 27 years old.
Ok, well, you're lucky I even let you leave the house.
All right, chit. Hey. Hi, Rebecca. Hey, has
ago? Oh, this is This is not This is stuff that have you seen? Who's
the young lady?
Have you seen a student here? Robbie, Have you seen Robbie?
Your ex boyfriend?
No, my son. Oh, he's not a school students. He's not at school today, but I came to pick him up anyway.
Oh, I haven't seen him yet. Chip,
did you lie and tell me that this adult woman was a student?
Oh, really?
I'll be right back. Where's my
back? Mr. Don't go. Don't Mom, stop! Mr. Chance for about a new mattress. Cool. Rebecca. Rebecca. I'm not going to sleep. It's a temper. Pedic. That's very what? That you spent a lot of money, and I'm not going
to make all the noise we want because there's no spring.
Okay, so we got to go. That man took my bat, took my back. What? The reality is she is 17 year old trying to have sex with your issued on adult. Look in the papers.
I said she was a student, so that you I thought you wouldn't know that she's actually a woman who
called of the Kama Sutra with Mr Chip Chip. Which
Mom? I hate that nickname.
Oh, Chip lets you come, Chip, Which That's really cute. Yes, Mom, you are blocking so much traffic. You have to leave now. Chip. This Just where's my tennis racket?
You don't need a hobby right back. Rebecca, I need to tell you. Make him wait. It's hot. No
message. I have t t. Why did you
run back into the cafeteria and use the bathroom there? Clearance?
Mr. Chip, why don't
you take him? I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your little
locked up in their T really bad. What? Did you go to the
gym? There's another bathroom option.
Okay, Okay. I'll get a team. I'll be back.
Yes. Just go T t in the bathroom. Rebecca, I need to tell you can't keep coming here with the intention of trying to take me home and sleep with me.
Why not? Because it's your busiest time of the day.
This is truly the Yes, it is so chaotic.
Just come with me now.
I can't. I still have 40 kids. I have to reunite with their parents,
okay? And have to reunite the Ma.
Ma. Where's my mom? I haven't seen her in years. Where's my mom? I need to be reunited.
Bill, I gotta let you know your mom isn't ever going to be the one who comes to pick you up. It's It's your dad. Your mom's not going
Bill Cravy way with my mom. Please, It's May. Hey, Mr Champ.
A bill. Uh, don't you have a car? Shouldn't you be in the Choose your friend? Mom, you don't want to even talk to this guy,
Chip, why don't you send these two out alone weeks
use me or you that woman whose husband was baked on the battlefield and now these chips
that's right next to a subway sandwich
was devastating,
but still I know, I know. I'm and I'm just getting over it.
Hey, you know what, Mom? Looking a ride? Yeah, Yeah. We'll jump in with my mom. Okay? She's gone, Mr Champion. Rebecca just took my brother yard is waving and you're within the boundary of the school zone. You can choose topless.
What is going on? I have nothing to do with this. Cravy shirt is floating to the ground and that woman's got her top off the line. Move. Very. I'm trying. OK, you know, why don't you come out here and do this? This is technically your job. There's about paperwork. What
paperwork? You're you're the head of transportation at the school. You don't have to.
I have Teoh take down the license plates and see what kid they
correspond to. Oh, honestly, I didn't realize you had. I have to do that. I'm checking. I'm checking the camera. Can. I don't know why Rebecca keeps taking her. Rebecca, there's a lot of cars behind you. Could you actually just pull forward? And when your son comes out, we'll get him into the car. Share. Will you fuck me? No, I'm tired. Rebecca. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Mama. Me and my dad just texted me. He's not coming.
Well, then why are you here?
You just texted me, Mr Chip. Okay, Okay. I'm just letting you know that if you don't see me entering to help you, if you don't see me, it's because I'm not here anymore. Okay? My dad texted Millet is not coming.
White dive Postmates Burberry. He's in there. Got park here. Uh, can you just pull forward in front of that lady with their shop off? Six dozen crispy cream. Oh, my God. Bury
their dead. This is why you couldn't pick? Yeah, I'm working. So said Don't look. Don't look at me. I can't carry you around. Why
don't you want to Just let people come in here with all the time? Is that master Chip? The man who owes me $10,000?
Okay, that is a an extreme exaggeration.
Why? Why is there a man on a tractor whose seems mad at you before I till your case, sir? I didn't. That's a man wearing a barrel driving a tractor. I
did not steal 30 tons of cotton from
you. I dio £1000. I don't know. She still let's I went out with the cartoonishly broke farmer. Very. I don't know,
but your crispy creams air here.
00 yeah. This mine owes me $10,000 I'm not leaving till I get help. I think they
re zone. This is a gun free zone. You need to put the guns in the tractor, at least. Okay, listen, I don't know what to tell you. I don't know where all that cotton went. I know that I did drive by your house while it was happening or what? Why? When you discovered that it was gone, but it was not me. I've told you this. The court has told you that.
Let me see your trunk.
There's no way I could put that much kind of my trucks there. But if you if you follow me to the faculty parking lot after I get the rest of these kids in the cars, I
would mean kill me. Stuck cheap. You want me to kill her cheek waiting on a map key? Leam Mr Chip, one kid told
me to. I think I'm gonna
Teoh Levi's kids using this man supply Steve, No, please use it. Let
me write you a trick. I'll write you a check. Ah, hold you over with with 100 bucks 100? 100 bucks. Now if you do not shoot me todo Okay, Here you go,
B k 400. That big, big bucket of oil Farmer, be key Full. All right, I'm careful and I'm out
of here. If they're bucket files, you know it to Dio.
Now somebody's going to be made in the Keitel chiefs. Be careful, Mr Chip. You're gonna be made the Indy cheap. It's like OK, guys, I don't
know where your parents.
Somebody playing bys. What is Thesiger?
Could you turn your base down? Is
that next truck beauty and basically have mothers? Louise. Thank you.
Thank you so much. All right.
Don't require time, Mother. Quietly do her Bice leaks. And, Mr Cheap, you're stepping backwards. Watch out! There's a big bubbling Goldring cauldron of oil We don't want to end up like you have way No todo It's not daring Keitel Chiefs places banning in Malloy Crunchy, crunchy He's getting Look,
I don't know. I guess I'm just gonna have to play soil Moyle Unless we find a Jewish man covered in riel oil. I'm oil moral.
Having a deal is that is me. She Dre is a tour me stitch pull drug
doctor Podd ria
The ball dry season mean in he covered in oil is Jewish. I don't know. Let me pull him out. And if it can say one Jewish thing Well, no, he's Jewish. This will be perfect place. Stack up some paper towels. I'm gonna deep him out like he's a French fry. Okay, here we go. Pulling him out and putting him dabbing him with the paper towels. Oh, yeah, That's a crease. Excuse me? Bent up, man. Are you Jewish? Sounds like a parent saying, Did you say I have a new G? Less A property is
what he knows. The script already
occurred. McGee, Let Dr Padre Yes. Uh, steam pass team.
I do think maybe I'm just a little more suited for the role of oil. More
oil? You always play all the hearing town. Look, I haven't
I don't hang up in a gill monologue. We could all do it.
Well, making such a choice says Bente. Jewish main
past. We're gonna pay.
How d J,
Mr Chip? Oh, no, I never left. And now my shirts off and my bras off. So, do you want to do this or what?
Chip, I just got finished with these. Don't. That's what the hell is going on out there, you crispy chip, your crisp up you cooked and the ladies back with With
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