Friday Night Football

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I'm just saying, Don't you coming out all these things todo okay. You called me a fat. So that's what you call me, Terry. Oh! Oh, Are you listening? Everything I ordered and you're calling me a fatso. Okay. You're my brother. Okay? I know you're trying to get one over on me, okay? And I said, I can't make I can't call you Fatso anymore. Yes. So you do everything else but Comey. Fetzer. Pretty clever, Terry. Just call me Fatso, okay? I came to this game to see your kid play, OK? And he didn't even put it into game yet. You kids sucks it football. So I'm trying to say Terry, Okay. I said you couldn't say that. I don't have to find another way. Can't you say my sense of wow you your kids really put a dent in the bench, Terry. Okay, Okay. What's

up with

all these euphemisms? What's up with this? If this fuckin football stadium is all about euphemism

Oh, hey! Fell down! Good hit on the ref.

That was a big tumble, though. I thought he was going backwards.

That's my son! The ref. That's my son up.

You still come to support him?

Oh, love. But it's

really good. Used to do supporting your for your football referee. High school football referee, son.

Yeah, I mean, he did the pros. Oh, yeah? Yeah. You remember the big Super Bowl? Bad call. Which one? Well, you remember about seven Super Bowls where it was a touchdown and he said, Home run. No, no, that's my son.

I will. You're a great dad for support. And we don't always love our kids, but we show him we do anyway.

All right, That's right. Well, I love my son. I love my son. He's a he's not. He's not the best football referee, but he does it for the kids now lives with me. It's a drum around. Uh huh. I know, says, but could you move your body a little left to right? I can't go to see

fair. Listen, buddy, I am up against the railing, okay? I can't move over anymore,

okay? That's a thing. It's you know, you know, they say down in front, wide and back, flying him back.

Can I just say I don't usually talk about people's bodies, but it feels like yours is really surprising in the way it is sized. You don't seem like you eat too much. You just seem like you were born huge. So it's okay to talk about your body.

I know. I mean, I was born, but then a hormone thing, not an eating thyroid thing is just trying to say I got thyroid issues. I wish

people talk about the apple bottom. You got the apple bottom, the apple back,

that robot eggs. I got the able bodied. And you

know what? Number 83 Terry Jr. Coming into the game.

Ah, why do we have announcements to say they're still sitting on the bench. These seem humiliating way. Don't need the play by

play guys on this. Ah, this high school football game. They kind of they do play by play on everything. It's not just the game. They just kind of Yeah,

that 1st 1 Then they called out that he bounced off

of the paper thing that they were running through at the beginning of the game. I didn't need to know that. I'm just saying there. I think you need to tell your kid to quit.

Yeah, What's you know, You push him into football? What? My son's gonna play. I played.

My son's gonna put He's obviously not into it. I mean, he's reading a book on the bench, So

I mean, Terry Bradshaw's a huge name. We don't need another Terry Bradshaw out there. You are such a You're the guy.

I'm the guy, all right? Just like, just like me.

You know, you sound just like

you said. Well, I do a voice on TV, but this is the real me is it's in the boys on the rial tear like hysteria like you're giving us the real U G B. Shaw. That's my nickname has always been TV

show. Sorry, sir. I don't want to presume, but judging from your neck down, you're the mascot.

Yeah, Yeah. No, no.

OK, because I haven't seen you on the field really? Since you got up here, but the head's not around anywhere.

Ah, yeah? Are you a

chicken or what? Yeah, Chicken this'll TV show Shoot you straight. Are you a chicken or not? Absolutely. Listen, I'm not around. Chicken her chicken. I'm calling the police, okay? I'm Otter mascot who is not doing his job. What's the hell? I'm a chicken.

What's the head? I see the chicken head out down there at the bottom of the bleachers hiding underneath the that umbrella.

Yeah, that's why the mascot side do you think your mascot curled up underneath the bench?

No. Uh, Teoh

Chicken, Chicken. We don't yell humans that way. All right? Oh, my God. He's called the mascot. The chicken coop mascot chicken

or

you just macaca because you're a ticket.

I'm a chicken. Look, tell the

mascot to do the dance and playing that the mascot is afraid of doing a dance.

Do it, Dad! Scala! Is that why you're here? Come on, You know your body. Not just the head that's underneath the thing. And do the dance. I'm

a chicken because we remember last week that during the day and the mascot during the part where the mascot had Teoh like, touch the ground, touch his fingers to his Does the whole suit rift in the But

yeah, that is my worry. Sing for him. Embarrassing for him. And that idiot forgot the chicken dance. Hey, was out there just frozen like a deer in headlights full during the marker. Rain. Uh, lutely. I show you what he did.

So you know how to do that? My grand. What is the chicken dance? I don't know. The chicken days. Maybe you can show what the chickens

actually plan right now. I think the whole crowd is doing it. Chicken? That's

what you think we look like? Do you think that's are we me around chicken? Not a guy

avoiding his job to be in the stands. And what is it with his friend?

Let us know you sues your friend.

Ah, I think he's in the bathroom clucking around. He's another chickens.

Chickens came to the game. Of course,

there is a question for you. Here's a question. Why did I cross the road?

So we get to the other side

ticket that a football game.

But I

love the punch of the I heard a Chucky Ducky, But come

see me this weekend. I'm it. Slap Stix. I would slap Stix on 56 I'll be doing my chicken. I'll be

doing my chicken. Wait about call waiting. He's on the two yard

line and you just call them out. A Your son sucks, sir. Here said, Sterile. Are you rooting for him to do?

Do it? All right, Call the call right next. Oh, and he's bringing at the measuring.

There's not a first Dow. He's measuring sideways, for Christ's sake. He's measuring out of bounds. The out of bounds. A lot of

people around this, these parts are very good at the jobs. The mascot and the ref we have discovered, Uh, I'm sure we'll

find more.

What'd you say? You were talking forward a little bit that I couldn't hear you around your head. Okay. I know your head is so big. It's hard to hear the sound coming out the front. Listen, look.

What was it like being Terry Bradshaw's brother? Your brother? Huge famous athlete. When the best quarterbacks old time you are looking like yourself.

What was that? You be honest.

TB shawls, brother, What was it like that?

I like that you've taken the first initial of your last name and added to the end of your first TV shawl TV

shawl. Yeah. Uh, t be honest. Uh, which is my name, of course. Was dif e on behind

her? To be honest, Bradshaw,

he's tearing. Be honest. Very beyond beyond its Bradshaw. Yeah. Uh,

no, Brad. Honest Terry. Brad. Honest t beyond What did mom say? My name was Troubled Dairy. Brad on it. Well, I

remember what happened. You were born first. Yeah, they said, Oh, yeah. Sons names, Terry. And it was a joke. I stiff armed right out of the

booth. I came out highs minute. They say, Come on, we're high minute Heiman trophy. I got time in a very little

game. Don't stay out of the pussy.

Everybody in this agent, I came out of the buzzy stiff arming. I really show TV shows

that TV lap people, uh, you

talking may Don't ever gonna be Devi who? You dog. It'd

be near over there.

I was talking to myself. Actually, I was trying to get back to the question it because I don't think I ever answered it, But at this point, I forgot The question was, Does it matter

now? Coming into the game number 83 Terry Bradshaw. Junior?

Yeah. Way

got t b shot J

just bringing it in their mind. Just bring a gator it out to the quarterback. Okay? And here for the gator,

that's not a fumble. Has picked up the gator. They're running for the other team. Oh, they're quenching the first of all the other players.

Syrian red. Judging her has quenched the other TV.

No visit now, getting a fresh round

of sub something. 11 for 11. They look inspired. Jesus, son,

that's on you Said to be Shaw. Oh, God. Telling how is that that they got a touchdown? It was a Gatorade. I don't know. It was

a gator. I'm telling you, I think you need to let your kid follow his passions. Which what is that? We'd really looks. What are you going to do

with that? Some kind of trivia guy? Uh, my son's gonna be Oh, my son is going to go on January. Your trivia ist tribute tribute. My son is not doing trivia job. I'll

take bad father for 800 Alex. Okay. No,

it's Listen, when my dad. I had an absent father. He had sex with my mom. Yeah, and I'm any left her to sit on the egg by yourself

Or case going really in the character or is actually a trick.

Yeah, and I and I know what this was like, cause I'm a chicken. When my dad didn't support me, it made me be a mascot. No, I'm a real chicken that make

cookies the man. And I don't mean the Oh, blow up your spot, Human. I don't mean to blow up your spot. Anybody honest? You stood up when? That When? When TB Bradshaw Jr was about the stood up the clash. AJ and I saw you your suit rift and I could see you, but we're gonna go see her. But you still see? But you didn't get the suit fixed. And your but still out from last week, You guys, you mean my thighs thes. We're not.

I think he's a chicken. I think he's a chicken. Why? I mean, look at

all this plume image. Look at all this blue image, baby going all the way up to the neck way are

What about be don't be

sideways

you do a big nose.

You made that there every just through a yellow car.

It's all right. So even if it was a yellow card, you don't throw them. You throw them.

I

think you know what? Here's here's that the trade that I think we should make,

I think Go look at me

so I don't look it. But he's

throwing you all of the flag, really focusing on you the

whole game. Maybe that's why he's making so many mistakes.

I'm not even

here. Oh, no, is measuring first time

I say that is measuring all the way up into stands, right? He's saying, Keep coming to the ball like it's a

truck backing towboat. A park? Well, no, the ball doesn't move, son. No, it's not all about May focus on the

gag. Both the you guys need to let your son's pursue the things that they're better at. Hey, I'm just going to go to the bathroom real quick.

Hopefully, that lazy mascot gets out there BRB

that comes back. Tricking or not, I'm cooking them in a baby. Hey, I'm hungry. E. For a TV show is gonna want to eat better

over easy put it over reason, and you

can have any tea. Oh, yeah. I like that Jake and Amy Grant and

melt on. That's why you get some until over time TV.

Salmonella, salmonella wafer way. I don't think

that's it. Is it is about to do the chicken dance again.

Weight during the chicken dance For you. It's your mascot. Clunky the clunker. Good name. Really about About about. Got it. Looks like he's doing the macaca rate,

huh? For a second side. Like he's

doing the theme song. Teoh. What's What's that?

Bird got rid of bad a masquerade chicken there on the batter. Batter. What song

is that? I'm thinking, You know, that's the word that they've signed to a show. Never mind. Doesn't matter.

All right, well, that at least he did a dance to the wrong ones and

Oh, my God! What did I missed that lazy mascot? Get out! Why do

you want everyone to agree the mascots ways?

Yes, because I'm a chicken s, so I couldn't be lazy. I couldn't be jarred

the definition of lazy. Actually,

I know my son put on an umpire match.

So, sir, you just laid an egg when you say I told you, do fry it up, fry the egg crack. He's having multiple eggs. He's getting taller because he's sitting on the he's having Oh my God, he's 500 feet of air balanced on egg. Oh, my God, there's an airplane coming. Be careful up there, sir. So his first flight back, you know the place going down? No, my son. No, not on TV show Junior. Wait

and wait is flying right towards Terry Bradshaw. Junior. It looks like he just needs to just do a quick juke out of the way. They'll be just fine.

Another 11. Another. Another 9 11 son. Juke the place. Save the situation. Sully.

Dairy Bradford Look both of his ankles playing

For some reason, Sun

and solely has moderated to his death. And what people are already calling another 9 11

No one's calling. No un is calling. There you are.

We know what's next. A false war

we can see in the audience. You're disagreeing with people, calling it an island and appear in the booth. A lot of people calling in the next 9 11 So the chickens dead. My son's dead and be honest to stare alive. I'm out. And although it's not a

first down, son Ah, worst thing is happening.

What do you think they're going

to do with all the catering on that crashed plane?

Oh, come on. Be honest.

She be honest way. No, the

catering. Cooked toe to the temperature. You like birds,

Chris? Datable pretzel. Er cookie right now. Hey, brother, I brother, stop thinking about pretzels. Your brother. Okay, fine, brother. I'm just

gonna go in there and check it out. Check out the

situation.

His brother has a wide

load. Uh, big man coming through, brother. Bring the truck on.

He is running over the whole football team. And what people are already calling 9 11 Part three

on some other people are calling it the Macarena. Part two looks like a macarena to me up here.

Other people. It looks like the 3rd 9 11

How does this look? Like a monk array? No, there's a man back it up to get President Cookie. What does have to be honest? Way

got a warmed mixed nuts. We've got a oxtail. Ragu ravioli

are on par. This looks good. I was a an American flight. Yeah, no TV shop telling you they've got some good stuff down here. I need to warn my son's death. No, He juked Sully Sullenberger and the Christ into broad plays angles even in what many

people were calling 11 3 and others ocarina part two or for the remix to the

radio. You hear a separate data. You don't even know the words I used. Were you here in this tea shop dumped up Adina by the leader Podd a sheet of why I'm doing the Macarena. I'm gonna kill myself

on Terry Bradshaw and shot himself in the head. It's a

pretty good idea. I'm gonna go out and

do the same way. My friend has shot himself to my best right,

only friend in the world, my brother to shot himself in the Terry

Bradshaw's brother's best friend, Terry Bradshaw. I think my best friend, my guy in the booth, was killed himself. And what people are immediately colleague the Force 9 11 in a series of bad 9 11 Now Terry Bradshaw's brother looking for a gun.

Where's the marshals body? Where is the Air Marshal? Spot is the one I found him

bent over to pick it up in ribbons. The seat of his pants and the audience is all Africa is bad. But now and what? We can only call the third bunker right now.

That's who. Ago, my best friend's goes Now he's seeing the gun.

Oh, he was too hungry to shoot himself. He ate the gun. I'm iron deficient and what people are already calling a kitchen nightmare. But the news is good. My best friend is a ghost, and we will continue to hang out. It looks like on the gun went off in his little tummy on what people are already calling the fourth mark Arena. Well, folks tell. And this has been a football. No, ref, it is not a touchdown.

There's a burning plane on the field. You don't call the

police, you idiot! And I've been shot. I give the ref a note and I have been shot. And what? People are definitely calling 9 11 negative one