Book Fair Ad

All right, The teachers land hosts reading copy for Hamilton. Fundraiser. Radio advertisement. Take one. A 32nd spot.

Has this ever happened to you? You You walk into a grocery store and they immediately say no shoes, no shirt. Get out of here. What would you,

Bill? Oh, I was just adding in, like, layers Site manning. Okay, so, yeah, like, I didn't know if we were going toe

record layers another. When do we say cut to you?

Are we just get a one long take and we just we you'll deal with it afterwards,

okay? Todd is visual responses in no verbal.

Okay, Todd. Todd on the plexiglass. Can you hear us That you don't have you here? It's in the plexiglass.

Okay. Pushing the button now. I had I was pushing the wrong button.

It just rolled down the window, rolled down.

You push the button, you could hear me. Can you see me now?

Way we can't see A

This thing is very soundproof that you made.

Yeah, well, you know,

you put the person who's actually recording the audio in there

come in here and you're you box yourself in as the engineer.

and you

Yeah. Where's the door? You really did box yourself in?

Yeah, I'm gonna have to go. If I was speaking, I have to roll the window down, come in and say my line and then Podd back over t

o in that box. If you're a a better engineer or like something you'd see at a circus like a little small man. Little small man in the body, you look like

you're making predictions or some. All right,

get on us to make this happen,

right? What's the vibe we're going for? Like what? What exactly are we trying to get across?

Nice butts in seats.

My quick thought is This is a fundraiser. It's a book fair. And it's a fundraiser for the school. So I don't know how much go into a supermarket and told you have to have shoes on You

might not have been right lead. And I think you're on. That's a good note. What we need is productive notes.

Yes. I mean, I love the familiarity of Has this ever happened to you? It makes me look at the TV.

Single word. Familiarity is two words familiar aridity.

What if I just told her Stabat the intro already

put some stank,

but yeah, you tell us the take Thank it up now both stank.

This is the teachers coming in with a little ad copy for Hamilton fundraiser it take to. And

this ain't going to be in the commercial cause you're you're, like, performing.

You ever been here? You walk into your local market and everybody says, Where's the shirt?

Ah, on a fully here side. Then the windows all the way up. Keep going.

Sorry. It's just confusing. There's too many moving pieces. When I'm talking to the booth. I need silence and darkness. Right. It needs to be pitch black and pitch silent and I can't have moving windows. I can't have someone doing a leapfrog over the recording equipment to get in through the window before it closes. I need a pitch black pitch dark and those? Yes,

Todd, don't leapfrog over my back. You hurt my damn back.

Yeah. You put bills forehead on the table and then leapfrogged over is back. How did

I end up on the inside of your shirt? The shirt flubbed it cut was coming into the way for you. My head covers

ripped my back out.

Yeah, leave do you into another room and you ended up in the same teeth.

Yeah. Don't kick me so hard out of your dud. Exhausted if I can flood me out into the damn front office. Okay,

well, this isn't going good, but all we need is 30 seconds. Right way

or you get going on this

and we need to let them know like Sam is telling them you can come with no shoes or shirt. I think that's important.

OK, that's a good note. Maybe we just get that note a little quicker because it's 30 seconds and we need all the information about

our start with come. Yes. Try to start with how Never wear anything. Here

we go. The teachers adverts is the teachers. And cut and roll your

I don't think that you could start over time

and you smash me. Let me get solid before you hop over me.

Ah, Teachers intro and cut. I Okay, I got this time teachers intro for advertisement for fundraiser. Take five.

You're here. You're nude and it's fine now. What are you going to do with your dollars? Are you going to spend them on bread. Are you going to spend them on greens? The question is spending on the chi school. Good. Okay. Now what do we

waste? Time? 11 part had never heard bread and greens. Yeah, awesome part of it. Thank you. Yeah.

OK, so that was 11 seconds. You get a ton of the information we needed. Bill and Howard. You guys could try, man. Also there for the rest of the info we have.

I just kind of intro, and we do a bit of a I don't know what I'm

supposed to say about this. You take since you got about 11 seconds worth of information out of you and your in your part, Sam, I'll take the next 10 and then, Bill, you can round us out with the nine at the end. I

don't know. I don't know how to slice, spice or slice. It's all in one. Take live.

We'll have it live.

I'll be jumping right in on Sam's toes. Bill jumping right on my toes.

Jumping over. Bills back. Yes. Good. Teacherslounge podcast Teachers on podcast Recording ad Copy four. Hamilton High School fundraiser takes six. Action.

You've arrived. Your nude It's fine. Where you going to spend your money? The bread aisle? Or will you buy greens?

Ah, I don't know. It's a tough call because you need so much food because you eat so much. And so you spend a lot of time in the grocery store thinking about what you want to eat and you end up with just pasta.

You didn't get breads. You didn't get greens. You're walking around nude with pasta coming over the phone booth. Time. How do we do on time on,

Forte said. It has to be exactly 30. They won't accept more or less.

Book fair came in at 35. OK, so

we're not my cover. The front

about 33. Uh, okay, So the

greens and passed. And there

we did get bread and greens and somehow leaving the grocery store with over

because we want this to be first relatable. Yeah, informative, right? I don't know

about you guys, but I have never left the grocery store with anything

but pasta. You have to go to the bread and the greens. I'll

I don't know what honestly, I think I'm just drunk in the pasta because it's It's cheap and it lasts a long time. It doesn't

go t o hot hit, and we'll see if we get it

that hot. Do we need to mention books here? I think we're gonna find if we just actually e bigas faras relatability or there. We just got to speed it up a little. Okay, I'll go. OK, speed it

up a little. Keep it relatable like you're doing and make sure we get two books. Hi. All right. The teachers of the teacher whips early part too early.

You got to get into the booth. Just let it gets dirty. Goddio. Get steady yesterday, trying to get locked down in my lower body high. Here we go. I'm starting. Yeah.

Teacherslounge Advertisement for fundraiser Hamilton High School takes seven. We're rolling and this is the keeper.

You're here. You're nude and it's fine. Will you go to the bread aisle or will you buy greens? What you gonna do with this money? I think you should bring it to the school.

Yes. And you should also bring the pasta that you buy through. Silly spaghetti lasagna, noodle elbow, macaroni shells, bow ties. Mm. Tasty

greens, bread, every pasta. You want right here at the book fair. Okay, well, let me

just get your mouth here. You get a little bit of what can only be described as insides on your mouth.

Oh, damn. Damn. I puked up my Stamey.

Even if you do, you just been squeezed out a little bit like one of those pooping pigs pushed me back in. You go.

All right. What do we think, Todd?

Well, um, we'll start with the positive relatability irritability.

People will get

it. That's good. When you mentioned all the pastas

were really wanted, pasta feel silly. All the processes that were great

wait feels did I say feel silly?

That's what I heard. But

I I'm sorry, but I got to get one of my own creative notes out there. I feel like I went because, okay, because, you know, I feel like I went really fast. Teoh allow new information right on. Then Howard editorialized, with all his pasta's ok, Didn't actually get to why I went fast.

I know. I'm sorry. I got carried away because I got excited about all the pastas was listing.

So that's a good good note. Sam and I just want to remind you guys as we're doing this. We're doing all the passes and greens. The stuff for relatability. None of these things were available at the book fair, so we can't promise

that. Course I'm starting is a metaphor. Yeah, let's doing is a metaphor. Let's do it

again. We'll make it clear this time. Tie right.

Putting on my glasses.

Teacherslounge hosts at radio ad copy for Hamilton High School Book Fair Take eight. Action

You hear here naked and it's no problem You look at the bread aisle, you pass, you look the green I'll you don't know what to do. You

look at the pasta I owe you. Say, these aren't books. I need to get books. But while I'm here, I'll get some few silly and I'll get some lasagna noodle angel hair, regular spaghetti.

Yeah, that seems fair. I'm sorry. I didn't think I was going to get another turn your book fair. That seems fair. Like the book fair. Come down to the Hamilton Book Fair and spend your greenbacks.

And don't break it to bring your greens. Bring your greens. Bring your bread. Bring you through, Silly. Bring your macaroni. Bring it all to the book. Fair 1 800 pep boys. Okay, now, that had to be 30.

Um, OK, so we ran up over a minute there. Yeah.

Really? I any

positives? Um, you know, I'm gonna start on the negatives this time, Sam. We don't need to break the fourth wall and let the audience know that we didn't realize we get a chance to speak again.

I gotta admit, I got nervous, and that's my fault. Um, 100 boys, I say I take your note.

We fought hard to get 100 pet boys for the book fair number, but apparently it's taken. So that

is remember, what is that? Because it's not for pep Boys either, right? It's for another company. No, Couldn't get it.

It's to get it is to get cheerleader gigolos. Um

uh, boys. Oh, it's peppy boys. Oh, okay. So it's you pay for sex with male cheerleaders.

We'll have to dance for you at a game. Are you calling one another? Where? The minute have according

to nap. 100 pep boys. High sort of loop. Would you like today?

Um, Bill, right in the middle of a recession.

Ha! Hi. I'm just a guy who likes brand and greens and pasta Looking for a far Yeah. Teachers recording advertisement for Hamilton Book Fair fundraiser. Take nine. U G l Y You ain't got no alibi. If you need to come to the book fair this weekend to

read, I'll you look at the green. I'll you don't know what to do. What would you do if you had all the money? I take it to the book. Fair store.

Dry pasta. All right. So where would you like tea? Yeah, Urge likes to senate. And there was

forced. Uh, just send him in my house. Um, much more RV park kids. The RV park on 67 back. Back of the park. Your RVs up, Theo Old are fee they used in breaking bad one of those. They dumped it and I live in it. All right, send the chair later. Process

on. Cut. Okay. And it was already I think we went to two minutes there. It's looking like, um, the first half is an ad for Pep boys. That bill met up on the spot. Uh, then we chimed in with some of the grocery stuff and pauses and I went back to his order from Pep Boys. My worry here is we're not doing anything that they're asking for us. Maybe it Sure, we read the written copy they gave us and maybe just riff on it once.

Let's get one to script.

Because the students gave us the copy, its

students wrote the copy.

I never like their crap ideas, but we should do one of There's just so they know we listen.

Okay, this is the teachers ad copy for Ah, the fundraiser. Take dead. The

school is struggling. We don't have what we need. And if he Jews are taking up, all the resource is and we need some pass to the kids.

And so the kids here have taken matters into their own hands. No longer will we be looking to adults to make our future's brighter.

They've spent all the money on bread and greens and pasta, and we need to refill our reserves. So we're having a book fair this read weekend. Okay. Okay. I think we got it. What way? You

really profited that I want to be on it makes no

sense. So we'll be able to relate to that one

go? Yeah. I mean

I mean true. They mentioned bread and greens. Not the act of trying to buy them and how hard it is

You can show up new.

You have breading. Greens and pasta are so important.

We can't know. We can't let that be the copy. Let's

do it one more time. I think I have to show up in a tuxedo or something. Now we've We've

actually heard out loud what they wrote. Let's take what they wrote. And actually, let's do our own version. One last one last 1 30 seconds. It's their copy rift, and it's gonna be perfect.

And can we all make the promise that this is the one? No matter what happens

wide? Yes. Check on it. And now,

what are the parameters again? Way?

Just doing the copy. We're riffing on their

copy. Okay, we're looking at the copy and then we're ripping off it. Breath.

Teacherslounge hosts doing ad copy for radio for the Hilton High School fundraiser. Take 11. Back shown.

Listen, guys, the kids Aaron needs So we're having a book fair. You can show up nude or with money.

Yeah, And then make sure with whatever money you have left from when you went to the grocery store. You Ah, you know, you spend a little bit on books instead of I don't know pasta.

We know it is a tough position, but to dreads and greens,

I it's bc That's under the name BC Just the regular right in the middle of the section.

Are you way

have to use this when we made a promise to

ourselves. The ad?

Yeah. We've got you down for the humiliation.

Yeah, the stump. This not routine on my body.

What do you doing? Calling to confirm your You ordered it two minutes ago.

Do you know where I am

right now or later

for where to meet?

Yeah. Next to the dirty underwear from from breaking red

underwear have my such thing.

It really is also the location of the Hamilton High School Book fair. Come on down and bring your cash. Don't look into the windows of the RV and come nude.

Sorry about where we can't send anyone there. Everyone that works for us. T is said that it's too sad to go to your place.

Where you going? To my vacation home. the dirty waltz. Dirty underwear. Uh, on. All right. Got it. Got it. Good. That was 30. Here, maybe. What if What if we

just, like, take all of them and cut them together?

Yeah, I want another one. I don't know how to cut them together. Well, but I'll put him on top of each other.

What about this? What if we do one? That's 30. But we all have to talk the whole 30 seconds.

What if you layer? I'm Todd. It'll all be there on top. Just layer him all in

Palermo. But let's look at that letters, layer. Sam. Super cut Where we're all talking at once. Uh,

one more take where we're all talking for

the 30. Let's not try to talk over each other, but let's talk at the same time.

Time, but not over each other. Be respectful, give

and take. But at the same time

Teacherslounge Hamilton High School advertisement book fair take 12 and action.

Listen, you coming up from the grocery store and you

guys, I'm stuck on the window guards the windows coming up, but I'm stuck in the middle. Does is closing on splitting man.

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to come get a book for

Mike. Aerbin my care, but trouts old car Airman Trout pasta. All right, release it Relates it. Now,

this is the teachers coming in with a little ad copy for Hamilton fundraiser.

You're here. You're nude, and it's fine. Will you go to the bread aisle or will you buy greens? What you gonna do with this money? I think you should bring it to the school.

Yes. And you should also bring the pasta that you buy for you silly spaghetti lasagna

noodle. You didn't get breads. You didn't get greens. You're walking around nude with pasta for the fundraiser Elbow macaroni shells, Regular spaghetti. Yeah,

that seems fair. I'm sorry. I didn't think I was going to get another turn. It would book fair. That seems fair. Like the book fair.

U g l Y You ain't got no alibi. This is the airman trout pasta. Listen, guys,

the kids Aaron needs. So we're having a book fair. You can show up nude or with money way. No, It is a tough position, but

due to dreads and greens, greens, bread, every pasta you want right here at the book fair. 1 800 pep boys