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The Suggestion Tube with 'Drunk Mom' Marla Nuvaring (Jennie Pierson)

Originally aired: September 28, 2016

In this episode, the teachers take some questions, comments, and suggestions from their ill conceived suggestion box, which they've affectionately named The Suggestion Tube. Later, they're joined by their guest, Marla Nuvaring (Jennie Pierson), to discuss everything from Menopause: The Musical, to riding bears.

0:00:04 Howard

and Carl Thio. Let's start the show.

0:00:30 Bill

There's a You full bedroom said in here. Yeah, it looks like a Is that a mom? It's almost off. It's a full bedroom and actually use it gets guests Can Ipkiss. Yeah,

0:00:42 Todd

this is the I ke a Stanley Ipkiss. It was named after Jim Carrey's character in the Mask. Uh, you can see it's all designed very similar to

0:00:51 Sam

Todd. Are you living in here now? I mean, because you

0:00:56 Bill

are in a robe drinking. Ah, hot cup of coffee. Um, and it seems like you just rolled out of bed. You do have a shower cap on?

0:01:07 Todd

Yeah, Well, listen, I'm so

0:01:09 Sam

you know, he sleeps in the shower cap. Do you sleep in a shower cap?

0:01:13 Bill

Where are you heading to the shower soon. And you don't want to mess your hair up.

0:01:16 Todd

You guys come and sleep in the shower cap. You see, I tend thio at night. Sometimes we'll try to drink water, and, uh, in my days of sleepiness, I'll spill it all over myself. And I don't want to go back to sleep with wet hair. So I just wear the shower cap. So

0:01:32 Bill

but you are. You are pretty much soaked from the neck down.

0:01:37 Todd

Yeah, well, yeah. As you can see is an empty picture over there. That's my water pitcher that I keep next to my bed. And I tried to get a few drops every night, but I really drink that water in the days so I'll spill it all over myself.

0:01:51 Sam

You look dehydrated. Doesn't like getting any of the water in your mouth.

0:01:56 Todd

No. And I'll tell you what. I thought this company would help, but it's doing

0:01:58 Bill

no good grief, man. I'll tell you what I think you need to figure out something, man, because I'm worried for you. Honestly, I feel like every every time I see you look a little bit worse.

0:02:09 Todd

Well, I had a good thank you.

0:02:11 Bill

Know that a compliment? It's the opposite of a compliment. I'm worried about you.

0:02:14 Todd

I had a great lead on a place. It was a bachelor. Which is I guess what I am now. Uh, come on. You know, while you're accepting it, Well, I mean, at a certain point, once you it's either go to jail because of a restraining order or say the words we are divorced, you know, say the words. And

0:02:34 Sam

that was the ultimatum. It was gonna go to jail or just say, your

0:02:38 Todd

divorce. All. I broke the restraining order again. According to my wife and the law,

0:02:43 Bill

which was on a second date with me.

0:02:47 Todd

That's right. Um, I have fallen in love with your lunch lady Alter ego.

0:02:53 Bill

Bethany Hart Hart? Yes. And I very much While I am Bethany and very much in love with you.

0:02:59 Todd

Yeah, on. You know, we're really hitting it off. And for a second data tried to I know that this is not what you wanted, but I tried to get in to show you off to my ex wife, Andi. She said this is the last straw and she called the cops. And, you know, I think it's a It's unfortunate. Restraining order. How are you supposed to say 25 feet away from the woman you love? But

0:03:22 Sam

they're restraining Order is a 25 25 all. You could throw a rock

0:03:28 Todd

that far time, and I've tried.

0:03:32 Sam

You have a terrible and don't wear

0:03:40 Todd

that. I tried to pay him and we were both

0:03:42 Sam

throwing rocks at a favor. right way were used.

0:03:50 Todd

Well, I was publicly stoned by my ex wife, your boyfriend, 17 year old basketball,

0:03:58 Sam

biblical punishment out in the town square.

0:04:02 Todd

And people I thought they would come. When people started coming out. I thought they were gonna cut. They don't stop it. But they gathered around and they cheered and

0:04:09 Bill

they wanted a blood. It was chaos in the town.

0:04:14 Sam

There's some about that kid. When he's doing something, you just want to get behind it.

0:04:17 Todd

I refuse to remember his name.

0:04:20 Sam

He gave a couple people leprosy.

0:04:22 Todd

That's right. That's right. He did an opposite. Jesus.

0:04:28 Sam

That's what he was saying in the town square. Jesus, somehow guys, the hero I don't

0:04:34 Bill

understand. Honestly, Todd, I I mean, I I respect you more than more than a lot of recording. Oh, good God. Yeah. We've been recording this whole damn map. Shit. Well, hang on. Let me We'll get back to it. Hello, everyone. Welcome to the teacher's lounge. Uh, this is the first, best and only podcast relevant to Hamilton High school students. And the issues they experience. I have course. I'm your host, Mr Howard Levis. Joined by my three colleagues guys, Introduce yourselves.

0:05:04 Todd

Prime Todd Padre, theater teacher and director of the upcoming Student One Man Show Starring me

0:05:10 Bill

Hi, I'm previously Bill Crave E now Bethany Hart. Bill was the Spanish teacher and also the basketball coach. He was fired. I returned to the school dressed as a woman and was hired as the main lunch lady. Bethany Hart.

0:05:26 Sam

My name is Sam, Weatherman. I run crazy limousines, and I am the one stop shop. You got the name? You want a drink? Yeah. Crazy limousines. I would

0:05:42 Todd

assume that you would try to lead away from the fact that you're driving is crazy. And then there's people,

0:05:47 Sam

anything it should have been like straight down the middle of the road. Limousine? What do they say? Any publicity is good publicity. So, like a crazy man crashes in a crazy fashion. I said, Hey, that's one, too. And I'll make it Sam out of crazy limousines. We're taking you to the promised year. I also used to teach driver's Ed and SB.

0:06:08 Bill

Uh oh, yeah, that is right. You are. You were relieved of duties?

0:06:12 Sam

Yes, I wasn't fired. I'll still be getting paid, but I was relieved of my doing, But you work that out. What? How did you work that? Because it turns out I'm a I'm a pretty big deal, and I think it

0:06:25 Todd

well. You're tenured here,

0:06:27 Sam

right? I'm tenured here. Became tenure. Yeah, They said that everybody feels bad for me, so they can't fire me or something. I didn't really get it, but I'm happy anyway. I'm driving and crashing limousines full time

0:06:37 Todd

now. Yeah, well, your first ride was, ah, local country celebrity. Kenny Flip Mint. Yeah. And you didn't even get He didn't even get into the car before you crashed it.

0:06:48 Sam

That's right. That's right. I was backing up. In his cold is Zach. He's got a beautiful house. Beautiful house over on Stanford Ranch Road. And I was backing into his colder sack. Now wait. What? Were you just starting to back up,

0:07:00 Bill

or did you make your way to his house? In reverse?

0:07:03 Sam

Itself is a big problem. I accidentally went their nose in, realized there's no way I

0:07:08 Sam

out of here. I'm backing out of his cold a sack and I clip three cars and so I make the turn and then I'm backing in, and I clipped the other three you just

0:07:08 Todd

would be able to get back

0:07:18 Bill

counted on your hand. It looked like you counted more than three. But then you decided to say three.

0:07:23 Sam

Oh, sorry. I hit three sets of three cars. Nine. First, side 12 on the second. Anyway, crazy limousines come and get him. We have popcorn in the back. And I saw you driving

0:07:38 Bill

by the other day very scarily in reverse. And there's no, um,

0:07:43 Sam

was there wearing a mask wearing a mask. Okay, you were wearing Oh, this is Thursday, then? Yeah, yeah. What was that mask of? Huh? Oh, it's It's like a human face, But it's bigger. Yeah, so it looks really crazy. Looks like a guy with the head that wears like a size 12 had.

0:08:02 Bill

It's upsetting. It's like a Ron Perlman kind of

0:08:06 Sam

way, but there's no

0:08:09 Bill

receptacles for this popcorn in the back. It's just loose in the back of the limousine.

0:08:13 Sam

Like I said, we have popcorn in the back. Bring your own tub. That'll be good for anybody who gives it

0:08:21 Bill

a shot on prom night this year. Uh, you know, uh, we say stay safe. And in this case. I think that means don't drive drunk and also maybe choose a different means of transportation. But

0:08:33 Sam

our ticket sales for the prom

0:08:35 Bill

sold out, sold out. Miss Holloway, though, is currently in a coma. From what I understand stampede it was a stampede because they had to re issue tickets due to some mistakes that were made in the first round on. Everybody was going to get their new tickets. Mistake was an address mistake that was addressed to Todd's. Todd's play, right? Todd has fine strips,

0:09:05 Sam

eyes that So you know, this dies. All these

0:09:08 Todd

problems take it. Well, as you all know for some idiot schedule prom and the same night as the opening night of my one man show, The Story of my life Todd, Padre Colon, a one man show and then close Colon, which is starting, is also co

0:09:25 Bill

starring your your class right where it should be for them. Yeah,

0:09:29 Todd

that's right. The ah lot of theater students and parents were a little upset that the students were not able to act in the place. I made them trees and that was upsetting everybody. So I said all 45 of them could open for more than five minutes Now combined E. Okay. A lot of people are saying, you know what? That stand up, not theater. So I said, Well, what the hell do you want from me? So I'm letting these kids write up a show, and they can do it. They get five minutes before my play there, my opening act, and they can write a one act and do whatever the hell they want with their words. It's ah, I'm really getting out a lot of stuff about my marriage. Ah, a lot of things I'm going through. It's all based on truth and reality. And I really hold up a mirror

0:10:14 Bill

I read in the paper. There was, Ah, in the crime reports, it looks like your your daughter, uh, uh reported to the police that you tortured her for information about your play.

0:10:30 Todd

Well, that's right. As you know, as you know, my daughter is cash poor.

0:10:36 Bill

She has a lot of assets that she's trying to sell around town. That's right.

0:10:40 Todd

And I ended up, uh, we got a Diet Coke spill, uh,

0:10:45 Sam

all over your new bad. At least it didn't get

0:10:51 Bill

on your hair.

0:10:51 Todd

Oh, yeah, I see it now. If you all have been wearing shower caps is wouldn't be an issue. I could help you there. What's your flannel? Oh, Jesus.

0:11:01 Sam

Now that the planet was already soaked with

0:11:03 Bill

a lot of Diet Coke already, it looks like Is that something you regularly do? Powered all of the time, All the time. I'm a spiller.

0:11:11 Todd

Oh, no, that's not a flannel. That's a Levi's. That's a Levi's denim. Yeah, he was made to look like a flannel. Different shades of denim. And we're wiping this up

0:11:25 Sam

way. Gonna let the cat on cat out of the booth. Craig, how are you? Thank you for bringing in those paper towels. It's just a Bethany. It's Lady.

0:11:41 Todd

Thanks for bringing in the paper towels. Craig, Lunch Lady Bethany is doing the podcast now instead of Bill Craig.

0:11:46 Sam

Yes. I'm not him. Goodbye.

0:11:50 Todd

That was close. Close call.

0:11:52 Bill

I'm pretty good at this character. It's pretty seamless now. Yeah. Now

0:11:56 Todd

you went into it very quickly. Uh,

0:11:58 Sam

Todd, thank you

0:11:59 Bill

so much for writing me into your play. Will you talk about how he tortured his daughter? Yes. I'm sorry. I forgot about that.

0:12:07 Todd

it's We almost got out of it. So yeah. My Well, here's the thing. Is the Geneva Difficult convention really have strange and definitions of torture. And I don't think what I did was torture her. I put her in a well lit room and I filled it with smoke, and I and I blasted.

0:12:28 Sam

You mean you mean like, uh, fog like fog

0:12:32 Todd

machine? No, no, I was smoking packs of cigarettes and fill in the room up with the tobacco smoke. And you, uh, your lung cancer survivor? Well, so far, I'm a survivor. Who knows? Uh,

0:12:43 Sam

it's a pretty bleak Alec.

0:12:45 Todd

Well, you know, you don't smoke your whole life and then get cocky. Uh, So anyway, I filled the room with smoke, and as you said, everyone knows about this. But then I blasted for 10 hours straight. The song toxicity by system of it down full volume because I think everyone's gonna side with me on here in a divorce, the child has to choose a parent. You have to choose which one they're siding with. Because things were as quickly as Boston. Yes. And, you know, like my daughter was leaning towards deciding on her mother. And for me, that seems like the wrong decision. So

0:13:22 Bill

I was proceeding. She said, I'm living with Mom. Please, please, please. I'm living with my

0:13:26 Todd

God. Those proceedings for real embarrassing for me. I gave her a microphone to Well, they give her a microphone and she ended up doing about a 10 minute roast on a

0:13:37 Sam

really good deeds. Absolute. She's she's live close to you. We heard some stuff about you that were deep Psyche.

0:13:43 Todd

Yeah, my daughter. I see my daughter.

0:13:46 Sam

Most of it

0:13:47 Bill

was how you sit down when you pee,

0:13:49 Todd

which was really killing, which is not true. I lay down,

0:13:56 Sam

you lay down and

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you make a puddle in the bathroom. She had photos, videos. That's right. I don't think that's emasculating women sit down to pee. The fact that I lay down means I'm not like a woman. Well,

0:14:08 Bill

I get up is high as I can. You know about me. You have a ladder in your bathroom.

0:14:11 Sam

Just add on top of the seating, pee straight down.

0:14:13 Bill

I sure do. I used that ladder that I used to cut down the state championship net with and I p Hi

0:14:19 Todd

stole that night, didn't you? I did. You could that net down after losing the state? That dripping

0:14:25 Bill

and it did not long doing in the state championship. Yeah, your team that season, I zero wins. Or when, Um uh When the fighting Bibles were accepting the state championship on and I I cut down the net.

0:14:43 Todd

Now, Mr Levis, my hope is that when you were elected mayor will loosen the terms of what torture is for more leniency, More torture available? Well, no, it's just you can't torture someone you love. It's impossible. And I love my daughter and I was trying to help her, and I think that that is what's getting lost.

0:15:02 Sam

I don't understand why you were torturing her information about your play, but you don't have the script.

0:15:08 Todd

That's right. It doesn't make a ton of sense. It

0:15:12 Sam

does not. But what I was under the

0:15:15 Bill

impression of was that you were trying to get information about your ex wife's motivation for the divorce

0:15:20 Todd

is what I was expecting. I would have made more sense, but no, I want her. I tortured her and I wanted her to read my play, I say, and tell me what was what what's going

0:15:31 Sam

on in it? What am I? What am I

0:15:33 Todd

saying? Because I am just stream of consciousness

0:15:35 Sam

that you wanted

0:15:36 Bill

to be an acting coach for you. So you tortured her. That's right.

0:15:39 Sam

Way saying Yes,

0:15:40 Todd

you tortured her. You I'm saying Tortured by your definition

0:15:44 Bill

is your your If I understand your philosophy, it's sort of like the way that farm farm owners can have their Children work before they're 15. You can have your 12 year old son work on your farm, even though it's illegal for people under age of 15 to work. If they're family, it's not. The rules are a little more lenience. You're saying you can't torture somebody if you love

0:16:03 Todd

him, and I think going a little further with that, it would be like if that farm owner had their kid read a play that they wrote and then tell them what was in the play but tortured the kid. Really? Yeah,

0:16:13 Sam

I think it's hard to see

0:16:15 Bill

your own flaws sometimes, you know. I mean, it's hard to see when you're doing something wrong,

0:16:20 Sam

which Mr Loves you are

0:16:22 Bill

up in the polls, right. Despite the Anthonys Wiener scandal at the moment. Yeah, it's looking. I have a theory. Really? Let the incumbent mayor have it in that. In that debate, that was a great debate. Congratulate. Thank you so much. You guys screamed at her a

0:16:40 Sam

great debate. You screamed at her and she politely responded with good point salient points. And you lost

0:16:46 Bill

it. And the her we're referring to is actually the mayor's wife, Right? Because our incumbent mayor is a man. That sure, but his his wife. He let his sweet wife have it

0:16:57 Sam

demanded to debate his wife and

0:16:59 Todd

his strategy. You demanded. It is like that. And he he tried to show up to the debate. But you made sure security would not allow him on sight.

0:17:08 Sam

Right? What? What were you screaming? He she doesn't need his strength.

0:17:13 Bill

Uh What? You heard it. You heard it, right? She doesn't need his strength, you know. I

0:17:17 Sam

know. See, I'm the kind

0:17:18 Bill

of person who I believe that regardless of gender, everyone is equal in terms of their capacity to progressive, right? I listen to women the same way I listen to men Okay on. Everybody knows the mayor's points of view, right? Everybody knows that. But if he dies, who becomes mayor? His wife? That's the way it works. A rule that s o I want. She dies. It's It's with Children. It's sort of Ah, you know, aggressive away. Yeah, the way it works in our city, it's It's sort of like a monarchy. So

0:17:47 Sam

I just wanted to get her philosophies

0:17:49 Bill

out there on the table. You know what I mean? And it's not my fault that she couldn't. Defender said there was a while where there was a, uh, docks in who was our mayor for about six years. About 10 years after family died in a plane crash. Yeah, and their pet had to take over.

0:18:07 Sam

Thank God they left someone at home, huh? Someone you don't want to travel with. Your family, that town, the town could have really gotten under there, but thank God we had the wise leadership of Perry the docks.

0:18:17 Todd

That Doc son was the first mayor to get us back into the black. Absolutely, uh,

0:18:21 Sam

here losing money, hand over fist with all these humans

0:18:25 Todd

and the docks and came in and invested in pets dot com. This was 10 years ago after pets dot com and gone down, but a new one head. Yeah, well, we all know the story,

0:18:34 Sam

and you're gonna have,

0:18:36 Bill

uh, Sadie the doc sins, son, as your running mate, is that correct? Yeah, that's a huge. A lot of people say it's a bad idea to have the runt dots and be your running mate. But I said, you know what? That Dotson has had the hardest life of anybody. It is his intestines are outside of it. Has it has an inguinal hernia?

0:18:58 Sam

Oh, yeah, E. I don't think it's gonna make it through the

0:19:04 Bill

campaign, but I love that you're dragging it. Our symbol, though it's a symbol

0:19:07 Todd

that doctors in the Bob Dole of dogs run for election.

0:19:11 Bill

It is, Yeah, I think it's a symbol, you know, if that dog can fight each day, we can all fight each day, and that's the reason I think I'm ahead in the polls. Is preaching a message of continuing to fight to make our town better than when it was yesterday. I think

0:19:24 Todd

a lot of your success is that you come from money and people like that. People like someone rich, and they like that. You're willing to yell at anybody. I mean politics, not about who's the best it's about Who's the richest in the loudest Donald. Yeah, yeah, I think you're really doing that. And you're really showing this town that what we deserve tohave is our mayor and I for I, for one, am excited for all the new life

0:19:48 Sam

because you're yelling and screaming your kind of man of the people. You know what I mean? Voices were so important. So not only is

0:19:54 Bill

this town filthy and horny, it is angry. Yeah, and I'll be honest. You know, a lot of people come through the school and they say

0:20:01 Sam

How, Mr Mr Levis, he's, uh he's a pretty mild mannered fella. Has he get up

0:20:06 Bill

there on stage and just turned into this sort of dictatorial kind of, uh, you know,

0:20:11 Sam

I've heard you with the switch. I do, I do. And I've got to

0:20:14 Bill

flip a switch to flip. And I do. Yeah. And maybe that's from, you know, the years of competition that were bred in my family up on the years of sort of fighting against who I am t live a meager lifestyle. I did finally buy a new house. I got rid of the tiny house, and it is huge on. And it's what I would like to call. And what Guinness Book of World Records has decided is the largest house in America. Wow. Thank you very much, love. Yeah, Guinness, I said. And you know the email you were sending things to. It's the right one. It is.

0:20:47 Sam

And is it true that

0:20:48 Bill

while they were there measuring your house, you also you also won for stinkiest

0:20:53 Sam

bathroom? You want three? Forget. So, where's that day, didn't you?

0:20:58 Bill

Yeah. Yeah. Stinking bathroom. Stinking bathroom was one shortest backyard grass was number two and

0:21:05 Todd

meanest to the Guinness. Important?

0:21:08 Sam

Yes, Yes. Uh, yeah. So what? They were they given you awards And you were what? Just screaming out of Savage. G said They

0:21:19 Todd

said, Listen, we get those fat twins on bikes really gave it to us, But you be a beating them on this one, right?

0:21:25 Sam

Yeah. And so is it true? Now, this may be embarrassing. Is it true that you tried to also in fattest twins on bikes and build a doll?

0:21:34 Bill

Uh, you build a bad paper shade all of yourself. I did, you know, And a lot of people would say, Wow, your artistic creativity is pretty incredible. Mr. Levis.

0:21:44 Sam

A lot of people if you had seen the process. I sat in

0:21:47 Bill

my living room and I covered myself and paste. I sliced up a newspaper, but

0:21:52 Sam

we saw the live stream. Yeah. Thank you. Oh, thank you so much. You didn't hit any other. You didn't hit any likes

0:21:57 Bill

or anything like that on Facebook live. I just caught in the town square where it was up on the big screen. That's good that

0:22:03 Todd

I saw it. I just didn't like it.

0:22:06 Bill

That's upstanding. Uh, hey, I sat in my living room and created a paper mache a version of myself to try to rival the fattest twins. Some Plexico ALS. And And they found you out. Or did you get it? I was not big enough, is what they said, Okay. Leo was made myself. Anyway, this guy's way.

0:22:24 Sam

Want to do a quick segment?

0:22:25 Bill

Er, this week, everybody. We actually have had a suggestion box out on the front lawn of the school trying to get suggestions of things we get just a loose box laying out on the lawn with a little sign attached to it that says suggestions, comments, concerns Andi,

0:22:44 Sam

Hold on the top and the bottom of the box. So it's been a wild actually get a suggestion to stick. We keep getting suggestions and find them. Another place is more of a tube, but this is the car kids have been defeating out. They call it the wind tunnel. So nothing stayed in that thing. But luckily, we did

0:23:01 Bill

have a few things wind up in there. We're just going to take a take a moment to address these comments. Very drafty in the

0:23:07 Sam

wait to put one in there, and it was immediately whipped out.

0:23:14 Todd

Well, I can address that. I was asked to make it, and I made it out of one of those tornado money machines. I just I cut the bottom out of one of those that'll D'oh!

0:23:25 Sam

It's honestly, the worst thing you could make you say Wow, sorry, sorry. Paper out of itself.

0:23:38 Todd

Okay. Be careful, Ugo. You're getting cut from my play with that kind of time.

0:23:42 Sam

Wait, wait. This is a segment

0:23:43 Bill

we're just gonna call very simply

0:23:44 Sam

the suggestion buns. Eso this. This segment is called tube. All

0:23:54 Todd

right, well, I got one right here. Here's one. This one is addressed to lunch. Lady Heart. That's May. It says, uh, lunch lady Heart. I've noticed lately there's been a lot of beard hairs in the pizza. Is there a way to not do that on? Then It says, sincerely, a concerned pizza eater. Well,

0:24:17 Bill

um, I as you guys know, my beard grows very quickly, and I don't have, you know, it's it's back at a stubble by the time lunch happened. So I do have to shave back there where we make the food, right? And I I Honestly, I try to, um

0:24:37 Howard

You know, I

0:24:38 Bill

try to blend the hairs into the pizza, um, and really smash them down once they get in it. So I am

0:24:46 Sam

trying. That seems like a good enough answer

0:24:48 Todd

for me. Yeah, well, and you know, if you were one of those Costco beard, beard nets would know you were a man

0:24:55 Sam

way. Really Don't like the hair and the pizza. This is a ridiculous question. Me? If you really don't like to hear in the pizza than wear a hair net

0:25:01 Todd

over your That's a great solar.

0:25:07 Sam

Siphon the pizza through a hair net. That's that's very good. Also, I don't mean

0:25:12 Bill

thio cause any stink here, but Well, you

0:25:15 Sam

are. Yeah, it seems like you brought some of the bathroom stinky

0:25:20 Bill

bathroom. But this is what I'll say to this. Okay? People there too. Freaking concerned with public health, You know what I mean? Like like

0:25:28 Sam

it's in this in this day and age, like medicine is

0:25:31 Bill

enough. All right, we got we got plenty of good medicine, a little hair, whatever weird disease you're gonna get for me in the man's hair. You're gonna be able to cure simply by just going to the dang on, doctor. Okay, So

0:25:41 Bill

complain about eating hair. Y'all.

0:25:41 Marla Nuvaring

don't

0:25:43 Sam

You're lucky you even have food. You know, there's people

0:25:46 Bill

around this world who haven't had dinner,

0:25:49 Sam

all right? Someone's on their political. So by this was a huge part of

0:25:52 Bill

the day. I mean, his his debate everybody to deserve dinner. I honestly don't know how how you quantify this information. How you found so many people that don't have dinner. I simply I sent out a in email blast Thio, All of our constituents. Everyone here and said Ask all your family who ate dinner tonight and then they got about You

0:26:19 Todd

gotta get a bunch of people and I learned a lot. Now, uh, one of the suggestions

0:26:23 Sam

that one here, I got one. This one is for Todd. Padre says, Todd, that's me. I owe anonymous tip. Interesting. I think I've seen the Wimberley is in the creek also. Did you know that they've been chipped? Local vet has their location.

0:26:40 Todd

Okay, well, as your anonymous, as you all know, I'm producing a documentary called Finding The Member Leaves About So the twins of the Wimberley family that supposedly died in my theater class and I think they faked their deaths. And recently, Maur twins from the family have died. I think they're all faking their deaths, and this is a hot tip. So the wen believes they're chipped like a dog on. All I got to do is go to the vet. This is good. I'm going to get my my director, and then I'm gonna get a camera and I'm gonna go. And where they say, the quarry.

0:27:12 Sam

They said they agreed scene in the creek.

0:27:14 Todd

Okay, Well, time to get my floaties on and I'm gonna go in there and find the thing.

0:27:19 Bill

And that Greeks, pretty shallow. I don't think you need floaties. Well,

0:27:23 Todd

we'll see if I have to pee in there. I've got something to hold me up on. Land down, I Anybody else? Let's let's keep using suggestion to for hot tips on finding the Wimberley. So I think that's very helpful for May. And also any tips on how to get my wife back. Let's go ahead and throw those in the tube. Thank you very much.

0:27:42 Bill

I got one here. It's for you. Mr. Weatherman says Mr Weatherman crashed a limo into my restaurant. Just left it there. Can you tell him to call me and then as a number?

0:27:59 Sam

No, don't tell me. Just let's not deal with

0:28:02 Todd

that. You're sorry?

0:28:03 Bill

I wish I had more information here. I wish I knew which restaurant it was. We could maybe help a little bit more.

0:28:08 Todd

All right. I know. I just said, you know, put some direct help for me, which is not a suggestion, but that's not a damn suggestion right now. Don't just tell me what you want me to dio.

0:28:18 Sam

What's the sooner suggestion is? They want me to call them and apologize. I believe that

0:28:22 Bill

that suggestion would be Can you come get the limousine that you left crashed into their restaurant out of there

0:28:27 Sam

s K. Don't they want business? Do they not want business? There's already a limo there. Now we're just waiting for the date.

0:28:34 Bill

It did cause a bit. There was a lot of news coverage on this crash and they gave the owners of the restaurant a lot of sympathy. Thank you.

0:28:43 Sam

What is this? The Sabara? It's a borrow on 12th

0:28:46 Bill

number. What's the phone? I can't say it out loud.

0:28:49 Sam

Or is this the food writers on

0:28:51 Bill

13? Based on the number, I think it might be the Fuddruckers.

0:28:56 Sam

Oh, was that the Allies become? Was it the road fuckers? Fuckers. I love that themed restaurant. All about hating Paul run in his family, Dad. So specifically themed. But it's very fun. I like when you fart on the clueless poster. Yeah, that's my favorite, but what a

0:29:17 Bill

great activity to do at a restaurant. It's like Cracker Barrels, little Peg game. Except there's this fart on Paul Rhodes. Hold on. What have you been doing it, Cracker barrel? I've been playing a little peg game where you try to get one peg left. And that's when the oldest waitress in the restaurant pegs you in the bathroom. Uh, that's

0:29:38 Sam

what you've been doing.

0:29:39 Bill

Uh, you gotta go for it. That's

0:29:41 Sam

what I play. Move on. I'm always an ignoramus.

0:29:47 Todd

That's right. Afterwards, they give you a rating for how good you were getting, Peg. And if you

0:29:52 Sam

do, you always get paid very poorly.

0:29:55 Todd

Like getting your Amos. And then you come back and you gotta stand for the rest of the meal. You eat your corn bread because that's all I order. There's all right. So anybody rod fuckers, we love your business, but we're not going to call you and apologize. And weatherman's not gonna come get

0:30:13 Sam

you. I don't know if I

0:30:15 Bill

have a suggestion here. It says Mr Levis

0:30:20 Sam

in your biology class, could you

0:30:23 Bill

stop showing us body parts of yours when you talk about them in

0:30:28 Todd

the textbook? Oh, come on.

0:30:30 Marla Nuvaring

What do you own? I mean,

0:30:31 Todd

you're doing that

0:30:32 Sam

core. I mean, yes. What? Which body parts. That they have a

0:30:36 Bill

problem with? I mean, I show him my show him everything. It's not

0:30:38 Sam

like I'm just I'm guessing Dick. And it says here these air bullet points, your dick, your bottle. That's it. What would they rather see? A picture? Just some random person. I'm gonna show

0:30:52 Bill

him a picture of a dick and a but

0:30:54 Sam

I don't think they want to see a picture either. I think they want to see maybe just like a got a text from Amir. Let him look at their own dicks and butt holes, huh? I'm sure they've seen him.

0:31:05 Todd

Now, we all know this is non sexual because it's public information that you can't get aroused anymore. But I still think you should now have this could be perceived that you're showing kids your body parts like that. I mean, I'm all about breaking down boundaries, but if my if my lovely daughter was in that class, II would be real peeved that she had to look at your dear your b hole,

0:31:28 Sam

even knowing that

0:31:29 Bill

I can't get sexually aroused anymore that I had my libido chemically killed, even knowing that that's right. And I think that

0:31:35 Sam

you drinking that cocktail? Of course I

0:31:37 Todd

am. That's the right thing because you sent too many pictures of Anthony's wiener toe. Dont young way.

0:31:43 Sam

It's the only way that I can stay sane last. What is, uh, drink chemical cocktail that gets rid of his libido? Yeah, It was part of his campaign manager's idea. Get matters. You Listen, listen, You can't be all horny. All major and save. Yeah, He said you can't be all horny. You know how many people in this town

0:32:04 Bill

saw a picture of Anthony's wiener? You were. You're something to a lot of PM. Yeah, you were during ah, basketball game this past week doing what the students were calling the dirty dog out in the middle of the floor. Yeah, that was filthy. It was you on your stomach. Um, I'm sorry. It was called The Cry Baby was you later did the dirty dog. It started out with a cry, baby. Was you sucking your thumb Wang going wang Well, and then just kind of humping the ground, huh? I didn't like that one bit. Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry if I've offended anyone, but it sounds like people like like the my point of view around here. I'm up three points in the polls, and that's, uh, that's more than the margin of error. So what I'll say is, I think the thing is everybody was distracted from your cry, baby because we won the first basketball game of the season. Coached by yours truly. Whoa.

0:33:02 Sam

But you were out that night, right? Well, for most of the game,

0:33:06 Bill

you were not know I was the coach that took over. Um, year old Rego took over, right? That's correct. Uh, Bethany took over halfway through the game because the coach got sick and we won. Unbelievably, we won by 60 points. Being coached by me as a woman was a woman is a great coach. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I was hoisted out of there on everyone's shoulders. It was a really highlight. My wig came off. Everybody said, What's that? And I said nothing and put it back on. Well, that's great. That's really truly great. Now I thinkit's time for us to introduce our guest for for today. Uh, we're glad to have a parent on the show today. Everybody, a new perspective. We haven't had a perspective of apparent law, actually, ever s O. Today we'd love to take a moment to welcome Ah, parent of one of our students. Mrs Marlon Maneuvering. Marla, how are you?

0:34:06 Marla Nuvaring

Good morning. 7 11 cup full. Oh, boy. Yeah. I got my salty Greyhound.

0:34:18 Sam

What is that?

0:34:20 Marla Nuvaring

Oh, it's, um Let's see. We got vodka. We got Epsom salt. Uh, it's a little drop of grapefruit juice and my secret ingredient. A touch of saline solution.

0:34:36 Sam

Okay, so more and more.

0:34:41 Marla Nuvaring

I got news for you. Salt makes me tick, You know what I mean?

0:34:46 Todd

So you are. Your intention is completely dehydrate yourself.

0:34:52 Marla Nuvaring

If I drink a lot of salt, then that makes him allowed me allowed to drink more. Do you know what I mean? And what else is fun?

0:35:01 Todd

No. Marla, I recognize you now seeing you. And I saw that. I thought I don't know this person's name. You kind of all No, You on campus. And I hope this isn't offensive to

0:35:11 Marla Nuvaring

you. Nothing gets what? Life's too short.

0:35:15 Todd

That's a great attitude. Because we all know you was drunk. Mom on

0:35:18 Marla Nuvaring

campus. Hey, fun mom. Drunk. Mom. Well, fun drunk, right? I don't get sad sometimes, but I love a

0:35:30 Bill

lot of time,

0:35:31 Marla Nuvaring

but I'm only alone when I get sad. When I'm in public drunk, I'm having fun. That's right.

0:35:37 Todd

You you like to throw a lot of parties?

0:35:39 Marla Nuvaring

Oh, I love a party. Uh, because you know, my husband just let me redo the kitchen and now and let you Well, you know what I mean. You know how it goes in the marriage. You know, I don't I have sex with them once a year, and he lets me remodel something. That

0:35:57 Sam

of a one for one trade.

0:35:58 Marla Nuvaring

I don't understand numbers. Well, good. Okay. So anyway, I remodeled. What are those called? An open

0:36:09 Todd

open floor plan?

0:36:11 Marla Nuvaring

Floor plan. Kitchen for parties.

0:36:15 Todd

And what you did was you took everything out of the kitchen and you just made it a big bar.

0:36:20 Marla Nuvaring

Yeah, uh, it's a bar with one toaster oven because I gotta have my pigs in a blanket. I'll tell you what you

0:36:31 Sam

are. You are just a ball of fun. You're a blast. Have

0:36:34 Marla Nuvaring

a big ball of fun. I just got my husband one big ball because he only has one ball. D'oh! My husband has one ball. Well, yeah, Huh?

0:36:48 Todd

Go ahead. That's why.

0:36:49 Marla Nuvaring

That's why I only, um, look at it once a year. You kind

0:36:54 Sam

of famous for telling some pretty, pretty slow, deep family secrets to anybody on

0:37:00 Marla Nuvaring

campus. Give me one salty greyhound, and I'll tell you, it's a secret revealed.

0:37:05 Sam

Will you have the most Children at this school? Correct.

0:37:09 Marla Nuvaring

I have 18 Children. Uh, then I have seven new Barings currently wedged inside of my six. But your run of them work.

0:37:18 Sam

Your last name is New Marina's. Well, did you decide to change your last name? Started

0:37:23 Marla Nuvaring

that correct guilty accusation. Okay, Well, you know, it's funny, though when I say guilty. Does that make sense?

0:37:33 Todd

Oh, yes.

0:37:34 Marla Nuvaring

You know, it's funny.

0:37:35 Todd

Sorry I missed the joke.

0:37:36 Marla Nuvaring

Okay, that's fine. I have more. Do you want to hear him?

0:37:40 Sam

Favorite joke. So, Seo, that's good.

0:37:43 Marla Nuvaring

Yeah, that's good. Right? This is good. Okay,

0:37:45 Sam

so gets OK. So if I were to say to you Hey. Hey. How you doing? What would you What's your favorite joke back?

0:37:51 Marla Nuvaring

Uh, two sheets to the wind. Todo mi Ah,

0:37:58 Todd

joke is something with a set up in a punch line. It's like Yume or just say ce whatever. Asteroid. Someone asked you a question catchphrase.

0:38:06 Marla Nuvaring

Well, I got news for you. There's no way I'm gonna do what you want.

0:38:14 Todd

Was that a joke?

0:38:15 Marla Nuvaring

Yeah,

0:38:16 Sam

I don't think I got it, but it was funny.

0:38:20 Marla Nuvaring

Thank you, Wayne. He's the nice one, I think.

0:38:25 Sam

Yeah. Yeah. So what do you driving these days?

0:38:29 Marla Nuvaring

Oh, let's see. I got my previous, you know, but I don't drive it because I like to waste gasoline. Thes days. I made

0:38:40 Bill

you pouring it out in your front

0:38:41 Marla Nuvaring

yard big time these days. I'm riding around on the back of my kid. Uh, Juan Carlos. Whoa, no, He was named after the bachelor. Correct? Yeah. You know, a 1008

0:39:02 Todd

right around on your eight year old son's back.

0:39:05 Marla Nuvaring

Oh, you mean what year did he come out? Sure. I don't

0:39:09 Sam

know. You ride around on your son's back. You have so many vehicles at your house just constantly running to burn. You could use any of these vehicles. I saw you have a boat out in front of your house just running on Leo.

0:39:21 Marla Nuvaring

Oh, I have one vote, and it's always on and I also have seven horses and one very big dawg. What did those called those Harry Big dogs

0:39:31 Sam

know you have a bear.

0:39:34 Marla Nuvaring

That's why you tried to scrape my face of Yes. Oh, my God. Yesterday, my daughter,

0:39:41 Sam

My eyes. Are you walking your bear the other day? That's a more fire inside and down.

0:39:46 Marla Nuvaring

It's funny,

0:39:48 Sam

you know? It's a bear.

0:39:50 Marla Nuvaring

Well, you told me just now

0:39:53 Sam

it's a very funny is funny you If it was just a big dog

0:39:56 Marla Nuvaring

now, funny and up sometimes that bear punches my daughter lovey dovey in the face,

0:40:03 Sam

lovey Bea was after the bachelorette. Direct.

0:40:06 Marla Nuvaring

Yeah, the teacher.

0:40:10 Sam

So I wish I knew more about that show.

0:40:14 Marla Nuvaring

I Well, I wish I could tell you, but I fall asleep most times.

0:40:19 Sam

So you have 18 kids. You're very active in the school. You've obviously been around many times. You know, most of the

0:40:24 Bill

teachers, you know, campaign to be the Pete, the president of P. T. A. Every year for the past 10 years.

0:40:30 Marla Nuvaring

Well, I think that the p t. A could use a little fun and charm, and I have both

0:40:39 Sam

I don't disagree with

0:40:40 Bill

you. I think p T. A. Meetings are pretty dry, which is why parents don't want to get involved.

0:40:43 Marla Nuvaring

Thank you. I'm glad you brought that up.

0:40:47 Sam

You did run a P t a meeting once they let you run it. Um, and most of it was just you cooking bacon wrapped hot dogs

0:40:56 Bill

in one of those things outside of a

0:40:58 Marla Nuvaring

club. Cut. You hear any complete?

0:41:01 Sam

Yes. The thing is that place of birth. Well, you burnt down the common room here. The school.

0:41:09 Marla Nuvaring

We can't believe any. You can't believe anything you read way. Saw it. Anything you see? And what? The only thing you can believe me. I made bacon wrapped hot dogs. I made bacon wrapped crescent rolls. You know, those I wrapped my This was fun. I wrapped my head in bacon and tried to put it in the oven. And everyone's going now, please. After

0:41:39 Sam

the bear attack, and also you baked your

0:41:43 Marla Nuvaring

head very scraped up.

0:41:46 Sam

I was going to say you're beautiful. I mean, if you ever need, I just think, you know, I just felt the thing here. I

0:41:52 Marla Nuvaring

don't know. Sam's

0:41:53 Bill

eating bacon off of the back of her neck.

0:41:56 Sam

Sexually. Not doesn't taste very good. It's pretty raw still.

0:42:00 Marla Nuvaring

I've had it drive myself wrapped up

0:42:01 Sam

for seven days. You smelled elicit a biblical thing Are

0:42:05 Marla Nuvaring

seven days wrapping yourself

0:42:10 Bill

up for seven days?

0:42:11 Marla Nuvaring

No, the Bible. I read one Bible one time

0:42:16 Sam

way, Dru. Literature bombed

0:42:19 Todd

the Bible, but you read a buy

0:42:22 Marla Nuvaring

one time in a hotel room in Wisconsin. Wait, no, wasn't Wisconsin. It was I was in Napa Valley. I was on a diet.

0:42:32 Todd

Did that Bible just have a lot of suggestions for what? To eat in the neighborhood

0:42:37 Marla Nuvaring

way gave me the WiFi password on DDE. Well, that's all I can remember. I think it did have some very pretty pictures of the bathroom. Well, my husband is Andy CAPP. So we have to get the big room when

0:42:59 Sam

we go to a hotel. That's right. That's nice. You get the big room.

0:43:04 Marla Nuvaring

Yeah, but you know, I

0:43:06 Sam

mean, were you mad when Mr

0:43:07 Bill

Levis tipped your husband over at the basketball game?

0:43:10 Marla Nuvaring

No. Mad. I wish he would have. You would have killed him. I don't want him. Thank you.

0:43:20 Sam

I got to live outside. Neither one have the keys.

0:43:25 Marla Nuvaring

I can't tell me something. Is there popcorn in the limo?

0:43:28 Sam

Oh, absolutely. Bring on top.

0:43:30 Marla Nuvaring

Then I consider me

0:43:32 Sam

pops. I usually don't get this kind of

0:43:36 Todd

response from women. Not at all.

0:43:38 Marla Nuvaring

Well, you gotta get out more, I think. Really? Yeah. I

0:43:41 Sam

have been saying in why lately You

0:43:43 Marla Nuvaring

know where you should go. T g I Friday's

0:43:45 Bill

These two are getting very close to each other.

0:43:48 Sam

Well, hey, come on. Hey, guys,

0:43:49 Todd

come on. Still like us? They're not very close. Very close to making kissing sounds at each other. She's eating some bacon off of her neck there. Turned back to back. Now just meeting now. They're squatting down using each other's bag. Scratch

0:44:16 Marla Nuvaring

it. Oh, boy, That's satisfying.

0:44:21 Sam

Really have a secret. What's this? Sex?

0:44:24 Marla Nuvaring

I think I'm pregnant. I know my I'm

0:44:29 Bill

pregnant with emotion right now. I've never been.

0:44:32 Marla Nuvaring

Thank you.

0:44:33 Todd

Wow. Okay, we're trying to keep a podcast going, and some of us are sad and single and don't wanna watch this

0:44:38 Marla Nuvaring

single here. You single Believe it.

0:44:43 Todd

I am single. Unfortunately, I think we all are

0:44:47 Marla Nuvaring

single. You're single, but

0:44:49 Bill

you're dating. I am dating. I am.

0:44:51 Todd

And I am currently in love with Mr Craigie's alter ego, Miss? Uh,

0:44:56 Sam

yeah, Dating your ex? Yes.

0:45:01 Marla Nuvaring

I thought that was a different person.

0:45:03 Sam

No, no, no. I'm

0:45:04 Bill

Bill. I'm just dressed as a woman. I'm now the basketball coach as Bethany Hart. I'm the lunch lady slash basketball coach.

0:45:12 Marla Nuvaring

Great wig work and one to my bear. I want to trick people into what thinking is G.

0:45:22 Sam

Just you want to put a human wig on a male bear, so people think it's a female bear. I don't think that you could just tell them it's a

0:45:32 Bill

female bear. A lot of people are not familiar with their genitalia.

0:45:37 Sam

I have a

0:45:37 Bill

question for you, Miss New Marine.

0:45:40 Marla Nuvaring

Uh, ask away. I haven't opened.

0:45:43 Sam

But how did you

0:45:44 Bill

get your bear?

0:45:47 Marla Nuvaring

Oh, well, I went. You want the long or the short story

0:45:58 Sam

further apart now. Come here. Come over here

0:46:01 Todd

and stay away from the food on, okay? They're speeding, speeding spin ground on the ground, making fart noises at a picture of ability.

0:46:15 Marla Nuvaring

I came to thank you. Okay. So anyway, when I went to the circus, there's a bear so funny they put a little too, too on him. I remember this was, what, 10 8 years ago. And, uh,

0:46:36 Todd

none of this point. Did you think this is? Must be a real bear. You thought it was a large dog in a tutu. For 10 years. You thought you had a large dog,

0:46:47 Marla Nuvaring

you know? You know, a big animal equals big animal.

0:46:53 Todd

What do you feed the bear?

0:46:55 Marla Nuvaring

Pretty much my daughter's hair.

0:46:58 Sam

Pretty much that's sustainable for the bear. What do you think? Now I've seen your daughter's hair and it. Yeah, she's a young girl covered in steaks. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I would describe her as She was

0:47:17 Todd

famously the first woman to ever have a steak hair implant.

0:47:21 Marla Nuvaring

Yes. And on. I am proud of that. I say we went to Dr Beef. Way went straight down

0:47:35 Sam

for Dr Beef. And to me, that seems like a restaurant. The commercials, the commercials are for a restaurant. Yes, but he does back alley implants their mugs for your

0:47:49 Marla Nuvaring

restaurant. Then how come my daughter has steak so

0:47:52 Sam

tender? Well, she's got you there. Does happy? Yeah.

0:47:59 Marla Nuvaring

Hey, why? You're single.

0:48:02 Sam

Wow. Whoa. This is contemptuous here. Why? Why

0:48:07 Marla Nuvaring

Talking trash? Part of my playing my daughter stick hair implants, and I don't appreciate it beautiful. She's a little chunky, but she's beautiful.

0:48:18 Sam

Why did you give that qualify?

0:48:19 Marla Nuvaring

What, What what what shows?

0:48:22 Todd

A little chunky

0:48:23 Marla Nuvaring

little junkie. What do you mean, quality?

0:48:25 Sam

That about your daughter is, I think she's a lot. She's in your theater class. Is that correct?

0:48:35 Todd

That's right. And she is one of the most tortured souls of them all in there. I mean, she could write a good play one day.

0:48:41 Marla Nuvaring

It's about me.

0:48:42 Todd

Well, if it is true to her life, I think it can be powerful. But I have, Ah, during some stuff in my production. I have a restaurant scene, and I think I'm gonna have her play the stake in it.

0:48:56 Sam

She's the I recently bragged is

0:48:58 Bill

Yesterday I made her the center. No, I'm sorry. She's also on the basketball team. I made her the center cause she's frightening for a lot of our opponents with steak, hair and chunk, I

0:49:09 Todd

will say when she plays those boys on the side that have to mop up sweat, they really have to mop because it's that's like a greasy steak on the ground. It's

0:49:19 Marla Nuvaring

raw, it's it's a rare steak.

0:49:22 Sam

Some of those legs in her hair have looked

0:49:24 Bill

like they were. Maybe you were in a pinch and you cut you browned them and ate a little bit of, um,

0:49:32 Marla Nuvaring

I'm supposed to be on a diet, but I get hungry sometimes. And she's got to take care. And my other son has has a, you know, um, under arm, under. Yes, you've seen them. And sometimes I want steak freeze. You know, like France. Hey,

0:49:51 Bill

has french fries. Hey, had his armpit hair replaced with French fried by Mr B,

0:49:57 Marla Nuvaring

not Mr Beef. Mr. Fry,

0:49:59 Sam

You know, I'll tell you this. Your kids, your kids, especially your son, Mr. All right, so there is a doctor, but he's very, very

0:50:10 Marla Nuvaring

well. He lives in the kitchen at Arby's E. I get hungry. So I was supposed to be losing £85. You can't

0:50:22 Bill

weigh over 110.

0:50:24 Marla Nuvaring

I don't, but I need to be disappeared. 25. What do you

0:50:29 Sam

mean, you're trying to disappear? So is that what you've maybe heard? Some

0:50:32 Bill

people in this town do to disappear? They just lose so much weight there.

0:50:37 Marla Nuvaring

That's what those twins did they lost so much weight. Wait, Hold or what? They lost so much weight, they disappeared. The

0:50:44 Sam

women. You know that for a fact?

0:50:45 Marla Nuvaring

Yeah. There's little tweaks.

0:50:46 Sam

I thought they died in Todd's theater class.

0:50:48 Marla Nuvaring

I don't know, but guess what. I'm glad they're gone. Because they punched my daughter right in the face.

0:50:52 Todd

I leave. I'll just say whatever they are, they're causing a lot of damage to the world. A lot of house reputations.

0:51:00 Sam

You're a blast. I mean, you're just so fun. Your fingers over there, right? He's sitting down behind a piano dreams. Blake.

0:51:19 Bill

Yeah. James legs. No, no, not

0:51:24 Sam

Michael McDonald. And she's Thank

0:51:40 Howard

you. This

0:51:41 Todd

is good. Is the doing brother show. I saw State fair last year.

0:51:45 Sam

Be brother was

0:51:46 Bill

at that show. That was a good show. But Blackwater was just food.

0:51:50 Todd

It was great. I mean, they forgot most of the words that they did, but what

0:51:56 Sam

is it? Blue water. This blue water on 3123

0:51:59 Bill

And then they said, Stop. No, it's not that. What is this song called? And then they said 25 to 6 to four.

0:52:06 Sam

Now we just played that eventually. There was a bad show.

0:52:12 Bill

I mean, I enjoyed the uni. Asian is unique for sure, Very rial.

0:52:16 Marla Nuvaring

I don't listen to that kind of music. I only see menopause The musical Do you do that in your class? Be fun.

0:52:23 Todd

We don't do that for me. Musicals are a little uneven.

0:52:29 Marla Nuvaring

Fun hot The

0:52:35 Todd

That's one of the songs

0:52:36 Marla Nuvaring

for you, man. In a

0:52:39 Sam

way maybe we will do it. T O charity. Yeah,

0:52:46 Marla Nuvaring

that's fun. And we all under it. I'll get it. I don't take

0:52:49 Bill

this opportunity. You know, we we as teachers often have to interface with parents. You know, we have parent teacher conference calls, and I would very I mean, at least once a week I've got a parent coming in to complain about something I love to

0:53:01 Todd

throw some water in their faces.

0:53:04 Bill

Parent came in to complain the other day. Once I had gotten out of my outfit and I had to quickly show my face into a pie and, uh and she just let me have it about about mustache hairs in the in the chicken wings. But I

0:53:22 Todd

bought it with the pie in your face, which was good. Shibata with the pine

0:53:26 Bill

Shibata. She bought it with buying her face. When I wanted to do, though is I wanted to ask you, Miss New Brink Uh, is there anything as a parent that you would like to see changed or done differently in this high school?

0:53:40 Marla Nuvaring

Oh, I want more decorations in the hallways. Number one

0:53:45 Todd

you want to deck the halls

0:53:47 Marla Nuvaring

with? Exactly. But with no Christmas stuff because I'm a Jew. No, I don't.

0:53:52 Todd

What do you want in the hallways?

0:53:54 Marla Nuvaring

I want, um, you know, you know, you go down Thio Mexico City and they have those little's dreamer.

0:54:04 Bill

It's like paper, paper, decorations, napkins,

0:54:09 Marla Nuvaring

little mini fridges way. Have some snacks or a bottle of Heineken Way

0:54:20 Bill

could put alcohol in the

0:54:21 Marla Nuvaring

hallways. That would be fun.

0:54:23 Sam

So you want

0:54:24 Bill

you want holiday decorations that are one opened bottle Heinekens, some paper and many

0:54:31 Marla Nuvaring

defendant. I also want easier drop offs.

0:54:35 Bill

That is a complaint. We hear a lot of the school because we actually don't. There's no gate. There's no

0:54:40 Marla Nuvaring

gay. I'm writing it on my bare, and there's not enough room to turn around. That bear gets a little wild, and I've sometimes to room.

0:54:53 Bill

That bear's always wild at the drop off line.

0:54:56 Marla Nuvaring

I mean, if you want me to take my llama, I can. But the llama likes to stay home in the bath.

0:55:03 Todd

And you're, of course, referring to that other bear you had. Its

0:55:07 Bill

name is Lama. Very different temperament. That bear. It's a much more relaxed, not she'll bear

0:55:15 Marla Nuvaring

way. Make that bear eat cans.

0:55:20 Todd

I'd like to get your opinion on something. We got a problem coming up. Uh, all the students seem pretty excited about it, Unfortunately, because I love them all to go to my play. Do you have any prom advice for these kids based on your prom experience? Or you had some Some of your 18 kids graduated already.

0:55:39 Marla Nuvaring

Don't go with a gay

0:55:42 Todd

Unless, of course, you are gay.

0:55:44 Marla Nuvaring

I guess

0:55:49 Todd

something happened to you.

0:55:50 Marla Nuvaring

I know the gay and, you know, we, you know, did not have a lot of fun. I thought, Well, I thought he was a straight and unbeknownst to me. Ah, halfway into the blowjob. Thank you. Um, well, I realized I was just eating a hot dog,

0:56:23 Sam

but he was beating you reading it, so he thought that when he could fool you Buy. When you went down on him, he gave quickly put next to his Penis a hot dog. And let me ask you this was it in the bun with relishing and mustard and ketchup? Or was it just a loose dog

0:56:45 Marla Nuvaring

Was in the full bun, OK, and there was manage on it. And what a man, ese, I like in my life.

0:56:55 Sam

So what? What point? At what point did you say? Oh, I'm not

0:57:00 Bill

giving a blowjob. I'm eating a hot dog.

0:57:02 Marla Nuvaring

Well, probably when I was done eating.

0:57:05 Bill

Okay, so you do when you are giving blowjobs,

0:57:09 Marla Nuvaring

eat

0:57:09 Sam

the Penis. It's a jury because you didn't notice till the

0:57:14 Marla Nuvaring

end. Here's the thing. And forgive me, but I don't always eat, but I do always do.

0:57:20 Sam

Okay, here's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking that guy because I know

0:57:24 Bill

you're talking about you're talking about Jeff Don. He's married to a woman Now I think he just went to prom with you and heard you eat penises.

0:57:37 Sam

Tried to He was interested in you, but he was like, I can't have read my Penis. I'll see what happens to a lot of guys come out to you, right? As you're about to give them a blow job

0:57:48 Marla Nuvaring

at least 20

0:57:49 Sam

five. So as soon as you start chewing on a man's Penis, they say, I'm

0:57:53 Bill

gay. I'm gay, I'm gay. And they run

0:57:55 Marla Nuvaring

off. Yeah, Or, you know, the turn ons and Barbra Streisand. And that's OK, because I like it, too. These men

0:58:04 Marla Nuvaring

If you go to the prom, don't do that. And then also, uh, my other tip would be take a buddy.

0:58:04 Bill

are gay.

0:58:13 Todd

Okay, instead of going on a date or you're saying in addition to your day

0:58:17 Marla Nuvaring

in addition Okay, But he could be the mom. Oh, not saying anything, but I would love to see Oh,

0:58:27 Sam

you've been to the

0:58:28 Bill

prom every year as a buddy. Is that

0:58:30 Marla Nuvaring

correct? Yes.

0:58:31 Sam

What was your favorite theme? RuPaul's drag, Which was which was heavily pushed by you. That's right. That was two years ago. RuPaul's drag wish that was the problem. It was shut down early

0:58:44 Marla Nuvaring

because I had I had all my way of telling

0:58:47 Bill

the students to sissy that wall, make him walk, and then you would make him lip sync for their

0:58:52 Marla Nuvaring

lives and I was doing the vote,

0:58:54 Sam

but ultimately, like drunk Mom said it was shut down because she had all of her wigs on. That's true. Just got Tonto. I think they you and you at

0:59:05 Bill

the year are a TTE. The prom every year are known to dance the dirtiest.

0:59:11 Marla Nuvaring

Yeah, I took a dirty dancing class back Ineighty movie, right? Yeah, I watched the movie and I took a class.

0:59:21 Bill

So you do that thing where you get lifted up?

0:59:23 Marla Nuvaring

Yeah. Do that thing. You force a studio, just they teach you, Thio. You just rub your pussy.

0:59:32 Bill

Okay, so it is dirty. It's not

0:59:35 Todd

the movie. I'm not sure I understand. What this class.

0:59:44 Marla Nuvaring

I think they're now they're on someone. The dance. That's how you do it.

0:59:53 Bill

The dance class teacher, Mr. Ronald, A CZ publicly does not have a Penis. And now I'm understand why.

1:00:01 Sam

Because I cheated on it is good that he's forward about that. It's good that he's such an advocate for those who don't want any time you have any sort

1:00:11 Bill

of erectile issue, you go public with it in this town. As you've heard, Mr

1:00:15 Todd

Levin, I also ask why your husband only has one testicle that always have a door.

1:00:23 Sam

You went for the dig.

1:00:24 Marla Nuvaring

You must go with tone at whole Wait.

1:00:36 Bill

Well, I'll tell you what. The promise your eyes set to be interesting. If nothing else, The theme. Actually, I don't know if you've heard this, but the thing that was decided on by the students is it was written in still some sort of mystery campaign to get this written in. But the theme this year is going to be This is gay the same as our new mascot, which the mascot was just introduced at the basketball game this week. And hey, we won, baby this maybe this mascot is a change in direction. It was the mascot yet was he's a beautiful, beautiful 27 year old gay man from a nearby city On way, we pay him full salary to be the mascot, come out to get

1:01:15 Sam

with a lot of questions. We just know he's from a nearby city. Such

1:01:21 Todd

a positive portrayal of game. Yeah. Tell you what you made a lot of nice man when you just put on Craigslist looking for a man from a nearby town who is gay and attracted.

1:01:31 Marla Nuvaring

And what's he going to do at the prom? Just

1:01:34 Bill

Well, he's not. The theme is just This is gay. So we're We're still working on it. Miss Holloway. I think it's having a meeting this week at the prom committee. Oh, they're giving fashion critiques, but also helping build tables. He really is not stereotypical. It all. He could do everything.

1:01:53 Todd

Or he's a good stereotype. Yes, I think we need Maura. Yeah, I'm talking to a lot of people out there.

1:01:59 Marla Nuvaring

If you want to do the prom in my house, you can.

1:02:03 Todd

We'll take that into account. We don't really plan the prom, and I think there are doing it there. But

1:02:08 Marla Nuvaring

that suggestion

1:02:11 Bill

well, ask away and see. Don't worry. We'll see. We're not saying no. We're just saying we'll see

1:02:15 Todd

if you can lock up the bear in the llama bears.

1:02:18 Marla Nuvaring

No, no, I can't.

1:02:19 Bill

Okay, then I'll say we'll

1:02:20 Marla Nuvaring

probably their dates to the prom. They have dates. They go as dates. They are dating.

1:02:27 Sam

Promise? They enrolled at the school? Not yet. You keep submitting them. I've seen

1:02:35 Marla Nuvaring

the way. Keep saying no. You can't have this having here.

1:02:39 Sam

Well, She's in a coma

1:02:40 Bill

right now. So you like to come

1:02:42 Marla Nuvaring

in and see Commit? Yeah,

1:02:43 Bill

they say they are having a meeting at her hospital bed with the problem committee. This? Hey, if they make it into problem, I tell you what. I as a woman, will vote for them as prom king and queen, for sure. Wait, I'll take. I'll say this just in in the future. The promise, of course. Coming up also the my mayoral election is coming up. I think, as a general rule, as a society in this town, maybe let's all decide to not write in. This is gay in any of the upcoming elections. Prom king, Queen, Mayor, Town Hall, Any of those. Let's just let's just say that that has run its course Way will commit to letting the prom be themed. That is gay. But from now on, let's limit our right ends. If anything, to actual people. Please, everybody come to the region basketball game. We are going up against the fighting Bibles on. We are looking to take that crown this year. Actual crimes.

1:03:38 Bill

he is your son is a very good one, so yeah, no I know he's the point guard. Yeah.

1:03:38 Marla Nuvaring

That team

1:03:45 Marla Nuvaring

I don't know what it's called. Point

1:03:47 Bill

guard is fantastic. If you are 18 hamburger mustache. If you are 18 please get out to the polls on Tuesday. The the election is this Tuesday, and well, I will hopefully be hosting this podcast as your, uh, to be mayor. I hope, uh, and you know, if not, it's okay. We do have a great mayor, but I do believe I would be better than him on I think.

1:04:13 Sam

Number crazy limos. Guys, I'm just sitting around available. Yeah. You're sitting around in neutral. Rolling? Yeah. Yeah, I got one outside. Uh,

1:04:24 Bill

all right, everybody will. Thank you so much for listening to the teacher's lounge this week. We had a great time with Miss Maneuvering on. We'll be back next week. Thank you so much. And as always, say slippy

1:05:08 Howard

Rooth