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All right. Um, we're rolling here. Let's just get some secrets.

And I ain't doing a secret again, man. Just say secret. You haven't been cutting these things out on. My wife found out, but my wife found out about the money I stole from her. Okay?

You have been cut these out.

You know, anything you said, you're going to cut out. You said you cut out all the bad stuff. I said,

Yeah. It turns out I can't use pro.

I said some pretty crazy stuff.

We've all said some bad stuff. We can't just have that stuff getting out

stuff, disparity, But a charity. I just need to get some levels here, so just give me some.

I said Jesus was crucified as a 33 year old man, so that's not really an admission. Were secret. O R. C.

Just give a few words and I'll get some levels. Jehovah Door to Door Vacuum Hume.

My dog is scared of the sound of my vacuum cumulus stratus. Beefy. These beefy clouds are beautiful. My wife and I took a photo. My wife, the photographer took a beautiful photo of my beef Beefy stick

gas station stop ice cream in the mall. A small team

marble slab slab, mobile web, colder stones, gold ist stones, cold kidney stones. The

golden cold kidney. The gold standard. My favorite actress is Nicole Kidney Kidman, Tom Bruise. Kidneys, wedge power than

levels. Was that perfect? All right.

was that? We were just doing What was that? I kind of blacked out.

What

Yeah, me too.

We're bouncing around.

All right, let's go get Let's get going. Here. Three Teoh lives First president only podcast about the issues pertaining to amble tonight. Score the greater Hamilton community. I'm your host. Shocking jockey. Todd. Padre. What's up, freakazoid?

That's right. Welcome back. Welcome back to the lounge about toe your your shop. Shocking jockey character is really, um really coming in strong lately.

Yeah, Thank you.

Ah, you've Ah, you're dressing the part. Hearing a lot of black leather and little little hippie purple round glasses. The Lennons, the Landon's

I'm wearing John Lennon's glasses and yes. Yeah. Now, how did

you get those glasses

right out of the right? Off the corpse, baby.

Yeah, It's gonna say there was a story in the newspaper about how his grave got robbed.

Well, the grave was robbed by me, of

course, they buried him as he lived his little sunglasses

nation with Yoko Ono holding onto him.

She is really making a home out of that plot.

It's a hard piece and I, for one, get it.

Let me

let me clear up any confusion. I get it.

Well, I get all art I get. All are I get it

artists Easier than you think. Absolutely catholic. Um,

yeah, everything is art. If you look around, everything's aren't

and nothing is art. That's kind of

what that's so true.

Agree? If there's a conversation about art, I'm always on the I'm on the cutting edge. I understand whatever people are talking

to you. And I like just around my people myself with people who around your people like to surround my people with art that they love.

Oh, yeah. Also soluble

each calling your Children your people.

Ah, they are my people there. My offspring.

You guys play the cops and robber game at the house where you scare your kids As SWAT team, you have to surround your people.

Yeah, yeah, they have. They have Ah two doors in their bedroom. One into the living room, one into their bathroom. Sometimes I I climbed through the bathroom window and bang on that door, you Elian Gonzalez photo. Well, the famous photo villian Gonzalez on a crappy raft. You guys know I have that pool in my backyard. That's that's that's turning Brown because I haven't been able to afford chemicals,

Let's say turned.

I think it can get worse. Okay, I think you get worse. And the moment I hit rock bottom on that pool was the moment I pull the trigger on getting it clean because right now I can't

afford the chemicals. Well, I've been rocked by him a few times on that pool. Every time I dive in,

well, it's only three. You

got it painted. Six. Trying to trick people in the in the head. On

the bottom of that six feet, it says nine feet of the deep in Todd's crack every time. Look, I'm tired. Slash what Todd did a, um an Olympic dive today with multiple visited about 40 feet up. You're just now start of ah, coming out of that You were in the coma. Yes. Yeah, You just came out that Come,

I went from coma to record. Um, and let me tell you this about a coma. It's the worst rest I've gotten in my really know. It was like, Oh,

that's what you hear

about comas. Is that you know, it's rough, but who are they? Rest ful. Everyone comes out feeling great.

Yeah, because as you guys know, I have tattooed all over my body. Do not resuscitate. Thank

you. Only need a once in a prominent place.

It's just a few fall face down Or if you get burned and the whole front of us burned You want to make sure that on the back they know that you would rather be dead than alive. Unfortunately, they resuscitated May and I'm back from 4th 1 That was

a beautiful dive. Good for us. Thank you. Thank you. Making bad for you. You were really tossing and tumbling in that coma. You were You couldn't get a good night's rest.

I couldn't get a wink

e. I thought a comma was supposed to be way more comatose. But

you are having the worst comma I'd ever seen.

It was fully it was as if I had had a a handle of whisky the night before it was passed out facedown on my

way. Slept over there in the hospital. We were there with you to make sure you were okay. We were worried about you. But halfway through the night, I said shut him up and I bopped him on the head and knocked him out. Store and around active coma.

I got there one morning and I found you. Ah, sleep in your order. Lee's car. You had come a walked out of the hospital?

Well, yeah. And eso I'm doing the whole production on its called coma Walk with May. And it's all about how my life was kind of effective.

Now, this is the third planet yet that you're doing concurrently at the school right now, Todd.

No, that's wrong. I am directing the students in the production of The Lion King. My protege pod Todd Ray is doing his own Spirit week production about my ex wife

and that someone else

The 10 year old boy,

the big slip this week. I want to talk about the big slip. When we were all there, we all heard about it. Pod was of course,

we're there. And we all heard about it.

We were all there and we heard it because we were there. The big slip it started. It started going around. Being called the big slip pod was, of course, rehearsing. He gathered everyone. He said, I'm Tots protege. I want everyone to see this rehearsal. I really think I've I've nailed this role of Scar. Um, well, he's playing a lot of the characters, but he he wanted to workshop this scar monologue and within it he said, Look at May. My name's Todd. Oops. I mean pod. Oops. I mean, no scar. That's who I'm playing. I'm playing Todd. Nope. Did it again, I'm playing was

familiar to you because the exact same thing happened to you about three seasons.

It felt familiar to me as I was saying, and I was like, Where is this? This feels like treaded territories. Things happen

in life happen, and maybe it is a psycho. History repeats why it's going

all got distracted from because I or some people allege the Scarecrow, pretending to be made, burst into flames on uh, luckily, I got put out quickly. It was no big deal. Everyone said Todd. It looks like you're just a bunch of straw that lit on fire. This is a scarecrow.

Yeah. They were stomping out the scarecrow. There was no you in it Anywhere was just loose hay

that had been burned. And no, that was May. So everything is obvious here. The 10 year old boy starring in the production That's not May made a mix up where he thought he was me because he's my protege. He wants to be.

First of all, it's unbelievable that he's so good. Second of all for a 10 year old, let's talk about how he skipped all the grades just to get in high school.

Yeah,

well, yeah, yeah, he skipped so many grades and also this really coincided pod was absent all week

when you were in the Kama Todd.

Yeah, well, that got explained afterwards,

Went by you

by may Wait, Everybody that while I was in the coma pod was so heartbroken that he hey, went Teoh you. As I explained everybody Romanian went to Romania,

right? Just to find themselves.

And that's why he came back with on his, uh, Romania.

And he had sent you all the pictures because we all got the email from you tripped

him, and I'll look past the varying lighting and how his body was lit in a way that none of the backgrounds that he was shot on looked look anything like it was to me. It was obviously Photoshopped time,

and it seemed like the photo shopper had confused Romania for a very tropical location. But it was a lot of him on the B three remaining.

This is Dracula's Castle, and it was just a beachside cabana with the hammock and talking a drinks

question right now. Where

is Romania? How would I know? I've never been Okay, I know that pod, my protege went. And maybe what you guys know is the stereotype of Romania, which is whatever you're thinking of that I don't know. But what I understood Romania to be waas like, let's say you Google the Caribbean, which is where remaining

which we have and all those photos that were in the background where the 1st 6 options

Well, I think you guys aren't mentioning is how exciting it is that my protege spent all that time hanging out with J. Lo on the beach.

Yeah, that seemed crazy.

Really?

Those photos also seemed famous.

Yeah, they seemed like her album covers honestly. Like it looked like it looked like she had warned.

It was It was All of them were stills from waiting waiting for tonight

Video. No, it wasn't. Hey, went to a rave with a bunch of cool lasers, and it was dark in the waterfall

protecting pods so much. Todd, I believe you. Thank you. I'm just I want to get my story straight. So when people ask because, you know, I'm I'm wondering about my friend too. And I have questions. And when people are yelling at me pot is Todd Todd, his pod,

their own fucking business. Todd is celebrating its stool. You know what? Why can't there be a successful 10 year old with his name is just mind with two letters switch starring in the play. And also I'm ah, 105 year old man that would So I have a 75 year old man. It looks 105 right? Right. And that's we have

nothing in common. I agree

both fascinating agree. And let's end it here, Todd, if by chance you happen to be the same person as Padre. And you felt comfortable at some point telling us privately off Mike we would be so accept would be so except believe you. You know, I mean,

if you have made it is a student. Bill.

here,

Bill has played two characters in the past as

well. We'll remember Beverly Bethany Heart, if any heart.

Yes, I remember best in a video watch. Lady Alter ego. Yes. Look, I'm gonna tell you guys right now, I don't have a secret. If I did, I'm taking it to my grave. Well,

that's all I need to hear. That's that Take. It's getting real stressful in here where it's hard. It's You know, uh, it's making me think about emotions and I don't want to do it.

Sam. What? Feel something. Don't go back to the Piau SAB, Sam. Of course, Smoking opium no soon all the time. Vaping, vaping opium. That's much

better. It's much better for you. Vaping is the new way to do drugs on the daily allowed

Chill with this vaping. I mean, you started that Long Beach Double Stars cover band. Yeah, right on. And for me, you've just got into a whole lifestyle that is not you anymore.

Not me. I feel like more like me than I ever have. Like

being because of the loss of your little boy cowboys.

And, uh, let's just say you're wearing shorts that don't cover your whole butt crack. And you're not wearing a shirt now in your sunburn.

Yeah, let's just say that. Say it. Let's just say

fine with it. I'm finally apiece with who I am, okay? I've never had more family. Never had more people that love me, me and the junkies. There's family,

these air family that you've met within the past week.

Exactly. And I had a stronger connection. And it's not just because we all like the same things, but it is.

Do you

want todo Yoda soda? Big things? The soda? You'll have big things that we

love. Soda. We love hanging out and drinking soda by our tourists. Yeah, we love it. You all love. Um, beer, Bonk, spears, photos be wrongs or soda getting calm, smoking cigarettes and cars. That's right with the windows. I who's gonna understand me like them? We have so much in common.

I say we I I would love to understand.

I love crazy music now, and I always have. I always have. It's about when you find your family. You find your riel self. You It's not like you're myself wildly in. Have

you been hanging out with this woman named Curly Fry? Uh, that you changed my life? I don't know. Tied? I

do know she has. You have changed completely. Just in in the in the time you've been back in Hamilton.

Yeah. My hair's gone. I have two new nose rings.

Well, your rug is gone.

Yeah, took my hair off because that's not me. I'm not living alive. That's crazy.

The fact that you would show your riel hair means that you are out of line.

We don't show our riel hair.

We do not show a real hair

plugs down to my nose. I

mean, which is saying, look, you do I went a little crazy

when I wanted. They said, I think you need about 1000 hair plugs and I said, Give me 10,000 and put him down to my nose and I look a lot like speaking of Romania, look a lot, a lot a widow's peak of a of a 17 year old vampire.

I ran into your doctor at the grocery store the other day and he

told me he pleaded with my doctor. I said, Man, you really mess, my friend. You fuckin

grilled and you put him on the high seat you put on that blood pressure seat raised it up here. You

can you cross examine

here. I I squeeze that little that little pump until that that blood pressure thing was so tied around his arm, he was gonna tell me the truth. Fuck. You know,

come on. My doctor on trial in the rice Ill

will. He told me. He told me that he pleaded with you throughout the procedure. He said, This is gonna look insane. People are going to make fun of you. And you forced his head. He said you for the

last third of the

surgery vacuum out. You kicked him out and you did all the plus watch the tiny window.

I kicked him out of his own operating room

and see, I support this. I think this is you. And I think that's who you are, and you're finally shows.

But I got pulled hair from the back of his head. Put him on the front of my head. Yeah,

I just feel like you're stacking to get deck against yourself. I

think you look really bad.

Yeah, I think he looks bad, too.

But I think if this is what he wants to look like, because is who he is, we need to support him.

I mean, I don't with ridiculous voice. Guys,

look, And

he's going

through something. It's not our problem. It's his

problem, because I do something bad, Remember, I have ridiculous voice, and that is makes it okay,

that But what they we learned here is you can't trust a doctor in this town. I mean, where do hair plug doctors and I have patient doctor confidentiality.

Well, he said I'm not going to tell you, and I basically tortured the information.

You want a part of them?

Yeah, well, I juice boarded him. Uh, juicy juice board. Yeah. I

never did know juicy juice. Sure do.

They would. They would come in like big metal cans, and you have to poke a hole in the top of, um on either side. And when you poured it in the hole was so small. But there was so much liquid in this big can, it would basically shoot across the stable.

Maybe it's just my You have been doing it wrong. Yeah, maybe. How did

you I remember Juicy juice coming in a little box. You strong.

Hey, you were there. Came a hobo. Juicy juice? Yes. How much is the

juice? How about juicy juice?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, it was like a, um They get sued for a while. They got on the shelves, The

hobo juicy juice because it wasn't part of the Juicy Juice Corporation.

I know you would have to ride the rails to find it. So I rode the rails and I'd get like, a little I rode the rails from seven years old to about nine

years, too young years,

too young. Years of informative.

Yeah. I got obsessed with the boxcar Children, and I rode the rails,

which, uh,

I don't think they do that. Really well, I never read the book. You got

obsessed with the cover, the cover of Boxcar Children. And I was like,

Look at that.

I did that with his stumps. I never read a single goose bumps but I owned almost the whole anthology. Yeah. Yeah. And you told me

where you got so obsessed with this bunch. You got goose bump plugs all over your body.

That's right. I got Yeah, I got plastic surgery. Goose bumps all over me. Alligator. Now you haven't aged well. Oh, my intent was always the cold. I Now I look like an alligator. We have for a while. You The opium is not helping. It was making me a little bit green. You

can't being like you thought it was like people would find you attractive if you just said, Oh, that's just keep me goose.

Well, I saw that one guy on Ripley's Who split his tongue in, Tattooed his body. And I said, This is going to catch. This is this is going to go big. And I want to be that

Ray pleases our Bible for share. Yep.

Ripley's is the New Testament. Guinness is the Bible

in my head. Those two things are the same thing.

No, because Ripley's is more of a Believe it or not, Guinness is more of a world records.

That's right. I get it literally. That is just the believe half of Ripley's right well for why we should just be called or not way we know it.

Yeah, we were Big Ripley like we would show up to Ripley's and Go Thank the way like and they, you know, they give you that option or not.

It's a simple trick or treat way.

We did it enough times that Dean Cain tried to kill himself. That's right. We may really question his life. Is the host of the Ripley's Believe It or not? Imagine this all fake

Imagine a Fall From Grace From Superman Toe Who?

Yeah, I mean, I love that I love the time of that show was on magics. Greatest secrets revealed, you know. And I was him for a little bit. You were the magician. I was the magician. Given away all the secrets, I'd show up it David Copperfield show I'd learn all his routines and I'd go straight to an unmarked warehouse, put on a weird mask and I give away secrets, not the one you're thinking of. I had a competing show. Anybody watch was it was I did a presentation of pilot presentation and all I did was show how How you cut a part of Tiger? Actually, Magic. It was an accident. There was an accident. I thought magic was just about confidence And what? Yeah, Yeah.

What did you just say? OK,

and it was It was, honestly, she shocking for all of us involved, but they didn't.

So they came to a network with a filmed pilot presentation of you in one of those masks for magics. Greatest secret revealed that it was a scream. Ask in that goes in the face mask. And you acted like a magician. You have the music playing in the dance around my you cut a tiger apart and you turned that in is a pilot presentation.

Yeah, I bitch, I was stolen in prison. Yeah, I was in prison for a year. Um, and my sister

did end up selling that pilot was thrown in prison for you.

Yes. Yeah, that actually went to Siri's, um, an ABC family in the early night. I was thrown in prison for a year.

I remember that show a

lot of unsuspecting people who you wouldn't think of. The prisoners only been a year, but out there was some bad ones. Yeah,

I had no idea you were involved. I was a huge fan of that show. Yeah, I was unrecognizable. Wasn't Yeah. Yeah, we get well, because you were a small child.

Yes, Yes, yes.

Uh, well, speaking of small Children, guys, uh, you guys I don't like that means Dio uh, well, you guys know I lost a few more members of the marching band this week because of the whole fund raiser situation. Um, you know, I had had a rough couple of weeks with his fundraising were we were hemorrhaging money. I was throwing more money at this thing. Then we were making and

taking a big swing. You tried to fix it with that big swing dancing party? Yes. And swing is not back, baby.

Yeah, Sock hop you through was a disaster.

Uh, yeah, we have

police showed up and asked you to shut it down because it was done.

Yeah. Yeah. There's too many

reports. Police rarely, um, weigh in on taste.

Yeah, well, you thought you thought that would be the case, but I guess some people drove by and I had the doors and windows wide open so people could hear the music and see what was going on? Nobody was coming in. But I guess multiple people in town complained. I called. I

called in a bomb threat. I said, this party is bombing. Yeah,

they printed them out and they showed me the complaints and it said Anonymous tip from Todd. Padre, this dance is stupid as hell.

Yeah. That could have been from anyone.

No, it was from Utah. And look, I thought you guys would at least come and support me. I thought

I what were their If you remember a couple of key people who brought it down, remember? Do you remember the people

that brought the dance down? Do you remember anything?

This'll mustache, coat and top hat remind you of anyone.

And does this handle and broadside of river

refrigerator remind you of anyone or anything? Remember the guy who was getting food out of the fridge in the corner of the sock hop that kept playing this sex? We should all go toe

the river tower. Asked politely to leave five or six times.

Yeah, that was me. It was really was the fridge. And Todd was there to tell him where you

were. Do you do you remember? Remember what I was

drinking? May remember. That's a lot of told us already. Tall drink. I wanted me

to tell May Sam, you were refrigerator your Todd. You're a tall glass of water. That bill was drinking.

You remember the scene I see meticulously set up. See?

Remember complaining, man in a refrigerator

broadly to the audience

that this is oddly specific. And I have no idea why this is happening right now. These these objects and this man aren't participating in this dance at all. You shouldn't. I shouldn't wait. So and then what about the two cops that showed up? Strippers, strippers? I should have known when they I should have known when they pulled out of Bebe boombox. And

not to be clear, we're also cops. Yeah, they were both. Yeah.

Kevin and Chris,

they moonlighters cops, their daytime strippers, and they do the graveyard shift. Just police.

Man. Honestly, guys, I'm gonna be honest with you. This kind of hurts my feelings.

Yeah, now that we're re capping it, it feels unnecessarily

mean. Yeah. I mean, you guys know that this is a big thing for me. I lost. We had six members of marching band. We have one now. I have one person in the sitting band, so I got drank. Well, you're here. So you survived. So it's not that big of a deal time.

I'm not gonna explain the science of it to you, but I got drunk and pissed out because he became a man.

I haven't. You know what

I think? And I paid him out, and now he's reborn.

We don't know. We don't know. In the science, we don't know him

like a phoenix. A

Phoenix like Phoenix is very ashes. Yeah. No, no, not diarrhea. Just good. Not just saying I was, you know, just pee. I wish going forward they, like you guys, would Would would help me out. You know, you guys have tons of stuff going on at the school right now. Kids are classless, flourishing. Honestly, I feel like my life is the one that's falling apart here.

I got offered my own home design show after I took all of the kids to the home design off.

You had a Segway to a brag? Yeah. Sorry. He's asking for our help over here.

Oh, really?

All I have to do is find a partner because people want to see couples redesign houses. They don't want to see some man with too much hair on his face.

Well, they just need to find someone who is a believable spouse.

Me and Tucker's holding auditions for our girlfriends. You

your addition with Tom Cruise.

Yeah,

we're doing call backs tomorrow talking about local from bigly

about Thomas. He couldn't you back. That dog

can design ideas like this like Come on jail, buddy.

If there's anything we associate with Tom Cruise, it's just sexuality

licking his chops. I was like Time You nasty, but I'm gonna find the spouse for my home design show. Like Chip and Joanna Gaines from Fixer Upper. Remember them? They have some relationship trouble. They worked it out very cute, and they own a silo together.

What they we should talk about really quickly is we've had we've been efforts of. People tell us that they have been accidentally downloading a podcast. A similar name, The preachers lounge. That's right way Do want to say that that is a different podcasts. They they have been ripping us off

their here in town that ripped us off

and From what I understand their their podcast is pretty great. They've had some really good guests recently.

A rip off artists.

Good guess, But the they're rip off artists

and were normal

now. And the preachers lounges. Not even that's not gonna play on anything. We are in the teachers lounge right now.

stupid. So if you end up, if you could go on iTunes and rate review, the preachers lands, call it shit reparative. Recommend our podcast.

Yeah, well,

Yes. Say this. My guest sex. You should listen. Teachers on just the real deal.

Yeah, well, and barely. They're doing really, really well.

So yeah, and we are not. The numbers are way down. Yeah, so we can.

I think it's mostly because of the confusion. We think that people are looking for us stumbling on these idiot preachers

and the creatures lounge. The creatures lounge we heard about Teacherslounge is bad. That's what. Yeah, a baseball podcast from underneath the bleachers.

There's the leeches lounge. How to live for free.

Yeah, those guys are good at what they do. They haven't made any money. But there's still they just leech off of celebrities and may miss people with money.

Those Dustin Diamond fans started this creature's lounge.

Yeah, And Screeches. He's on every episodes on

every episode of creatures. Yes, yes. Dustin Diamond can't be contacted, but someone is on the every episode as screech.

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big movie at the time? Only a big movie for a couple of weeks now. No one ever wants to watch it again. Attention! Students will be using a new bell schedule as of Monday, instead of a five minute bell and a one minute bell will have coach Klim P patrolling with a bullhorn and an attitude.

Double guest in studio today. Uh, we got a couple of neighborhood ladies. Carol and Linda Johannesburg. Welcome to the wound.

I think they're okay. We're here to lodge a complaint. Yes, is way went to the principal's office and then they pointed us towards here. And then someone. David, who did you?

Who did you talk to? Was it a curly fry? Yeah. Hey,

Curly fries been sitting in for me at the reception desk and isn't really sanctioned to do anything, but she's

been pretty helpful way. Is this where we lost weight?

That's kind of what we use it for our

senior all around way.

Love your family,

families, your family, families. That's an interesting Where you're saying that because we live alone. His sisters. It's just us.

Well, but we know you guys are kind of the outcasts of your family.

Oh, that's news, Teoh. I mean, what would be in a bad

way? I just met like you guys were like, though the wild ones like the

past two, we found each other.

This is like the island of misfit toys.

But what you are on right now is the teachers landlords apart Castro teachers and we get we get out, we get some stuff off our chest about the Hamilton community. So if you do have some complaints, would love to hear him. Yeah, I e help you solve them or aggressively disagree with you

people. They say, Please don't tell us what you think or we don't want to hear your neural woman. Quiet. She and we Well, this is a change. What a tree was. I'm Why don't you bring up the notebook? Yes. Okay. It's a movie about Yeah, way give to find a Ryan Gosling is really. Anyways, we'll get back to that movie at one of our complaints. Is just wanted to show you the novelization of Yes. You wanted to show one of open

plan was you just said you don't like the ending

ISS. That has nothing to do with us.

Well, that's a good move. That's our first I Nobody told us what to complain about. That was one of

what happens at the end of that movie. Do they get together?

The old border were together and then they die together Old. I don't want to see anyone get alive. Want them to live for you don't watch my sister. You want that? You have a second complain. Why are we getting old? Is this the right place to go? Yeah,

I've had that thought constantly. You know, As I get older, I start thinking about my mortality and stuff. And it really does start toe on you.

You're in here at the right time. I am a feminist now, and you know, because I

told people on Facebook

all the time. But I want to ask you Is it okay if I ask how old? You both All right?

Now tell me a

way. We're both 54. Where? Consensual twins. You had consensual sex? No, no. Born a different times. And we consented later in life to be twins. Twins get free ice cream. You don't look

like it all in your definitely different ages.

Yes, but we consented upon 54. I'm

sorry. How did twins get free? Ice cream?

Well, no. Sorry. If you want to complain to us, take it to Baskin Robbins. You go in there and say I'm a twin. They have no other option. But the offer You ice cream to

any ice cream place this will happen.

Baskin Robbins, Baskin Robbins were twins. Doesn't make sense now where they weren't consensual twins. So this is their way of giving back to the prison of a life that they lived. And they want us toe have ah. Ah, better opportunity than And of course, they died at the age of 31. And that's why they're 31 flavors. Story

flavors went up every year with their exact

and business started when they were one.

They are genius. Very one we wouldn't give to have started any kind of business. I certainly know you to complain about that. I got

two of you. No offense. Look like you don't have a lot of money. What do

you see? Oh, offensive to women to comment on their finances.

I'm sorry. I'm still learning on a big feminist, so

I know I've seen your face booty. Just baseball. We're all over it. Okay? Regs are in style this year. We're trying to keep up with the the people. Yes, people

here, the dirty, oily rags or in style, because that's what you guys were wearing. Yes. Look, if

we spend, they kind of blow in the breeze. don't get our bodies.

Of course I want to put those rags back.

Yeah, well, just turn. Wait. This

one's yours, Todd. Sneaking a big peak. Crazy.

I

Well, yeah, I appreciate

hot doing that thing where you cover your face like you're holding your eyes. But these going cracks in between his fingers.

Look, I have not sexually attracted Tyler. Don't work

way. Wouldn't buck either of you, ever.

Well, have you know we're closed for business? Yes, Guy of my sister. And I need nobody else I have in my sister, and I'd need nobody. What

It's the right thing.

about five minutes ago? And you said you both wish you could date Ryan Gosling.

Oh, yeah. Yes. What? I wouldn't. But I'd ask him to be. My sister s staring seok changing. I

seen you guys. You live across the street from the school is in like old house. That is

a tear down e. Oh, yeah, I know. I heard you earlier saying that you are, you know, interested in home design. So I do take offense to that. You know, you even have a partner to comment on our house about how day

I I agree. I don't have anyone in my life right now, so I can't

flip out with that hairline, that's for sure. I

am expecting good. I'll fight both of you women Right

now. I don't want to fight. But in your defense, a true feminist would see a woman as an equal and challenged her to if I'd yes, Daniel thanked all who could learn. Some women believe you're not on your Facebook feed.

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four little lunatic. You guys came to make some complaints. Way might not be the official body, but

know, we got some pull on.

you

Can I am at the school

because you're always shaking your fists out in the front yard, yelling about the Children. They're all over our long They're your yard is about your lawn. Yes, exactly. And several of them have painted naked Portrait's of us on the garage Why you accurate? How would they know? How could you? Sure, kids? Yeah,

I'll be honest. I was staying at the school late a couple of days ago and I drove past, and I saw what I could only describe as you two.

Okay, Jane, the Pinterest

in front of No in front of your house painting making portrait's of yourself on your garage.

Well, no, we were correctly because my nipples are bigger than they painted smaller. So I had to white out this evening, darkening.

So you guys only correct when you're lampooned in mural form? Yes. Okay.

I suppose you took ownership. That's good. That's nice. They were They're gonna be there. You might as well make him

flatter. My body hurt. You

know the blimp. The blame is it flies over 30 minor league baseball game Usually, um, it advertises tires.

We don't know about the tires. Which matches our catch freeze way. Want a quiet blame to quietly promote quiet Theo led screen. It says, s h a JJ, JJ, JJ, JJ change,

Theo. Because I just saw a balloon with a bunch of age.

I told you I told him. I said you just It'll just look like a bunch of Oh, pipe down, Carol. Okay, you know this issue home early together

is that blip the shushing of the blimp? Is that about our sporting events? Are

you guys Teoh

Event the fishing of lambs like? It's like the running of the Bulls. But it's a town. It's got the shooting of the bland.

Another play on running of the Bulls in our way had running on the field. Well,

now I only have a few instinct mind, so get ready to repeat myself forever.

The fishing of the blimp was the quietest Hindenburg we've ever

seen. Queues? Well, now what do you think

about two? Extreme quiet. That's my question. You

will say your house is very well.

Yeah, that's what we mean. We can hear our own homes. I can hear the walls. I can use the pipes. We have stuff to say to each other about kind of things. And that's my other complete. We can't say our stuff. It's

where your house sort of looks like a stationary Noah's ark.

Thank you. You bite. There are

there's animals. And there you guys were screaming at each other.

You sure and God is going to save us when the floods come screaming at us. But it won't float. It's a how says you. You don't know what's underneath. What so what? Hope. And that's why they made the movie home alone. Sorry. Oh, you're

pulling the DVD out.

That's on nd I have taken the liberties of typing up the movie. Just script for anybody wanted to take a look at. I've taken the liberty of checking her grammar.

Oh, this isn't exactly script form. This looks more like a novel.

Yes, I don't have the money for final Draft way. Only have the money for novel.

It looks hit like here. Maybe you were watching the movie on mute because it's just describing