Well, yeah. These are these new teeth. They're kind of good.

I I like that you chose, Kind of. Yeah, I

know. They're not perfect

having doing, um, like, perfectly white.

Because that isn't true, though, Like, it seemed like you. We've all heard if you get new teeth, don't get him to white. It seems like you went a little too far the other way because they look Brem, right? Yep. Brown Brown. Yeah. Yeah. Brown. Well, I want to grow into

these. I don't want I don't want him to get obsolete. Coming out

to clean them up. You won't have to use whitening

used to. Yeah, I want him to feel like my normal teeth. And I want to be able to have him for 30 years. And that's them Look crazy,

as you question. Sure. Our that was used is that the used to course I don't have

the kind of money. Forget about

going to a used to xlat host. Yeah, but I don't have the money to

get brand new goto a brand new tooth line.

Usually you wait until you can finance a new tour, at least with all the things I gotta go out or something. Things I got going on a roll pick

him out of, you know, will. He's from

a pick and pull.

Okay, here's t

You find a lot of good teeth on Craigslist?

Yeah, I got I got a couple of these from Craigslist. I I hose. I host a guy. Oh, for these teeth. How bay them? Uh, yeah, he said is He said they're free free for a bath. And I said, Absolutely. Both my canines. Both of these canines came from a homeless guy.

If you're a scenario where you're trading teeth for a bath, you went too low on the negotiating.

No, no, no, no. You guys have obviously never been in a situation where you desperately needed new teeth. Eso you just haven't experienced it before. It

just feels like you took the first option. Should have looked

around Teoh. I had so much to do.

I mean, what am I going to take three weeks off of the podcast and keep talking like a lunatic? Or am I going to take the first teeth? I said,

I can't tell What's worse. Your old voice that you used last episode, suffering or the smell of these new t.

That sounds not my teeth. What is that? That's not my teeth. That's no way. There's no way. Yes, I pooped you. Poot. Yes, T I just moved that. It's not your

you're saying you pooped in the bathroom in

it? No, no, no. I move now. That's not my teeth. I'm I pooped my pants, and it's not my team.

What do you do? What you proud of pooping?

So you would rather lie about shitting yourself? Then just admit your teeth stink.

I'm not lying to you

or your parents. That insurance your poop them. If you

let us see it, I'm

gonna show you guys way. It's worse than that. What is worth? What is

worse than you pooping your pants? Your mouths mostly poop.

You can't get away with that. You got three bloodhounds right around here. We know what waken smell.

I mean, I got my tail up in the air and I'm slowly scanning the

floor up, starving Well for Oh, God. What? I hope so. You're admitting, finally admitting the no bad teeth. You know, that's not that's not what I'm admitting. I'm admitting that we've been recording this? Yes.

I'm glad, because it only hurt you. We only talked about you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the first time. I'm happy because I didn't reveal anything about myself. Thank God. And you have you have ship mouth?

Okay. Well, anybody anyway. Well, you know, the teacher's lounge. Everybody used to be the first, best and only podcast pertained issues relevant to the Hamilton High school community. But we have, of course, gone Hollywood. I am Howard Levis, one of your hosts. Who else is here?

Yeah. Yeah. Sam Silver. I've changed my name. Sam Silver, my hair and my skills.

You like Silver Surfer? That's right. Look great.

Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. Well, im platinum now have gone platinum. I'm actually a partner at the agency W W g E. Now

you gave you gave weatherman to the name and then took it out of your games.

Right? Well, it's a stage name. Silver weatherman is still in all my contract.

Look like a David Bowie reinvention that they left on the cutting room floor.

Yep. And I picked it right up in. Word is my style, baby. This is actually an image of Bowie I found in an old briefcase.

No. You found and told me what was in there bringing. They

got a bunch old briefcases laying around old agents to see stages. Agents died on the job. Things like that.

Really? Oh, yeah. They they don't give their belongings back to their families. If they die in the office,

you play things pretty fast and loose down with the agency. If someone dies, you just get someone new in their through their briefcase down the chute. So the bottom of the bottom of the building, there's a just a big stack of briefcase with all kinds of secrets. Oh, yeah,

I had a classic. If I can't picture Highwood agent without seeing a briefcase,

it's interesting to that that when the agent dies, all of their files and everything that's important to their business just gets throw down a chute. But does it

mostly just personal effects. Okay, it's It's a lot of broken frames of family.

Their family goes to whichever agent takes their spot, get the family to get the office. 10% of the family, right? It's never

Wow. Yeah, I would love Teoh, you know, writhe around and that dumped down there and see old old memories of old Hollywood. Well, yeah. You

play your cards right, you can come down to the office and we'll head down to the

shoot. Speaking of playing his cards. Right, Uh, Todd Hair, uh, you were doing a little magic last night. Showed us a new trick.

Yeah. Yeah. Would you guys think it's imagine it was

unaware that you were doing magic until all of us? Because it seemed like you were cooking dinner on and then at the very in you it data,

I put a ton of wine on that. And then after about three hours, one was all gone. It reduced in a simmer, and there's no more want.

Protection is not a magic trick trick. I did appear

the secrets of how it's

Oh, yeah. You're filming that show in the bank. Carried God magics. Basic biggest secret. Uh, released. And it's just a cooking Chef.

Yeah, it's me. I'm wearing the mask. Uh,

Paula Deen

are wearing a polity. A mask? Um, and I am doing, you know, I'm letting everyone know a little bit of the insides and I don't tell Blaine. Don't tell hassle. Well, we'll just don't tell.

He was a magician of the screen, if you ask me.

So all these sort of based on thick sauces that you live Juice?

Yeah. Yeah. What'd you guys? Uh, would you guys think of my, um, burnt

toast trick? I knew what happened. You live toast in the oven for too long. You know, I don't care if you pull it out of your hat,

but when you when you gave me that toast, it was not burned. It was just bread. What? Well, you The hardest part about that trick is someone in the audience needs to have bread on time. I love the time. It is not successful. Were there will be a bread for me.

Thank God for you. Show you are. Let's pull out a slice of brand. That's tough.

And thank God for you. I'm carbo loading.

Not Teoh magic again. You're desperate, right? You've scared about not being

quickly when someone has tried out a few things to try to stick in there Fit friend group. They will hit my eventually. Right?

Right. Well, I've become kind of a pariah at my theater company. Your music of Yeah. Yeah,

because you were the king last week.

Last week, and then it's been a little bit since this happened. But when that warning came out that there was a rocket coming towards Hawaii Yes, I burned a lot of bridges pretty quickly.

Even in Hawaii. Tied. Why would you burn bridges? Well,

you know, you were next.

I thought we were next. I just started telling people what I thought about, uh

how long did it take you to go from the shock of? Oh, no. Missiles. Air coming to somewhere 4000 miles away from us. Do I need to? I need to ruin all

my relations. Snap your fingers. It would be quicker than that. Wow. Instantaneous. There is almost instantaneous. So I am. They do not want me back there. They

stuff. Did you say to him tie?

Uh, man, I mean, I told I told men and women which one I thought were attractive now and which would not Oh, no. None of them.

You told all the men and women in your data governing that you

wear a jacket. And then I started listing our physical defects. In my opinion that Dale had

And you think they want the opinion of a 77 year old man who looks 100 on how they look?

Well, who better? You know, who better you lose your life. Um, Then I started, uh, at that point, I ran out of things to tell people about them because I mostly just judge people on their looks. And so then I just started making stuff up, right? Your parents probably never loved you, which hits hard on everyone, no matter how you tell it

especially, I feel especially actors in Hollywood. If you tell them that you don't love them, our respect them. I mean, that's gonna hit real close to home. Yeah. I mean, well,

they get out of town and I ended up running over a couple people. Yeah,

an hour there. They okay, So

you hitting them with a

car? Allegedly. Allegedly. Okay, I allegedly admit to that.

Okay, this was Ah, A couple of people saw this when you had your breakdown and you thought the missile was coming, and it's actually gaining steam. The performance. Ah, it was one of the most interesting things. Yeah, that happened. And unfortunately and I hate to tell you this, but I haven't seen you until right now. Yeah, I know. Yeah, you've been Ah, you were. The production is gaining steam. A lot of critics saw it. They loved it. And when you didn't show, they replaced you.

Which production replaced may?

Ah, screaming and actors. Is that what it was called use? You are having a breakdown. Yeah, you've been

reporting, but

also it's bad news. But you've also been replaced. On plate is

a cup. So my two favorite plays screaming actors and played is a cup. I've been replaced.

Well, yeah, and and screaming and actors is is sold out. Yeah. What way?

Get a button. Those seats.

I have a ticket for the matinee Who replaced May Lin Manuel Miranda Manuel

Miranda. Oh, my God. They're doing rap

theaters back. He's side. The Seoul district has revived. He said quote. Finally, I have some inspiration again. Hamilton.

There he's during my plays on Santa Monica and Wilcox.

Well, Lin Manuel famously spiraled. No, no, You Are you crying? Who? Why are you turning away from us? Okay, turn back

around. You turn around. You're a couple looking in the mirror way

cried from across the with. You guys both cry at the same time, todd

dot You can still, maybe somehow if your litigious enough, you can get some of the right.

I can't find the lawyer in town. Little work with me.

Todd, listen, listen, I have to apologize because I overlooked your talent for a long time, and you brokered the deal with Lin Man. And I broker the deal of Lin Manuel the second you walked out the room. Listen, I got to apologize because I got blood on my hands and money in my hands, okay? But But I can see that your talent has just been misguided. You're not an actor. No offense taken. You're not an actor. I think you are a brilliant writer for other people. Way put Lin Manuel in and he soared. Santa Monica is back.

So you think the only problem with my production of white roots was the acting?

I don't know. That's what it's looking like. As as a new Hollywood a za new Hollywood agent. You put a hot guy in there. People care about

Sam Silver. You love white version of roots. I they were very distant from it. Well, I'm listening

to the people, and the people seem to be enjoying it now that Todd is gone. So I'm thinking that maybe Todd, you just need to lend your talents to others,

and your writers become famous.

No, not ever. E. I mean, not this says that the same path.

Well, I could be. I could be like a right. I could be a not tour that you could be like Mike

White. Maybe my quite the guy that wrote School of Rock.

You know, he's in that every time you say the name, the next question is who? It could be that baby,

I don't want to be there.

What do you want To be time?

I want to be Jack Black in School of Rock,

Todd, your old as dirt e got bad

over bringing. You gotta have a thick skin. So much so that you painted yourself silver out here. Okay? And it's just

about being realistic, Todd. It's about taking what you're good at, which we know is is ideas, ideation and writing and figuring out a way to make money off that not being so obsessed with getting your face out there,

Todd. And you can take it into your own hands now. I mean, as as you've seen with my career this week, which my is about YouTube videos are really doing really well. You know, I started a YouTube channel. Yeah, and it's really doing pretty good. I mean, I started off by, ah, chasing after a coroner and make in front of the dead bodies in the back of it, and that really took off first video. Yeah. You know what people want. People want this step, all right? And they want drinks near dead bodies.

You were roasting the bodies just for being dead. Yeah, right. Yeah. You couldn't make it past whatever. Uh, like, what was the roast? Yeah, bodies for

I was like, You finally secure came to life, you know?

Yeah, I noticed that. People like to make fun of a thing that they think they'll never be scared of becoming Almost people, old people, dead people. It's like I could never be that. So I'll make fun of it.

Yeah. Why? I mean, like, a lot of these people were suicide victims, you know? They killed them. Victims of Jews. I you

know, but Bill's got that killer instinct knows exactly. Yes. No pun intended. Just literally meant. Yeah, Bills got that killer instinct. He knows where the content is going to be. Any positions himself. There s

So now this was what Logan Paul did This really backfired for you. It went really well.

Well, yeah. I mean, like, people are mad. And but bad press is good. How many views of the apology video get the apology Video got 77 million views. Bill's huge. Isn't that amazing? That's going remembers. Yeah, that's about millions. Gangnam style had 77 million. It's mainly because, uh, there are rumors that Bigfoot appeared in the back of my apology video

when I was walking by your

Well, yeah, you were in the background. And everybody thinks it's Bigfoot,

huh? Yeah. No, I was just sauntering past.

Well, people have got crazy. Read it. Yeah,

Todd, your physical form other than, uh so well reacted to it a long time. They said, Oh, we got Bigfoot. This is funny. This is kind of we like this content. Not only is the apology totally absolved him of following that ambulance around.

So what are you going to do now with these numbers?

Well, im probably I mean, I want to do a show. I want to get, like, a little Asian hat and go run around, Jim Man. And that would be one show and and, like, bow and, you know, put my hands together like I'm praying that will be a show. Like lampooning cultures.

This feels like it's gonna it will. You'll nail it with 14 year old idiots. Yeah, but I think the culture will not be happy about this type of content. Take it from someone who is prone to offending peoples

and typically jealous as hell. That's right. Some of

you know, jealous, Todd, that their career is floundering.

This isn't jealousy. I'm trying to help you If you go to Japan where a rice hat and found a

piece, right? I don't love

that. You call that. Okay, fine. I'll go to the outback and I'll like, take our fuckin run around, you know, paint my body and run around.

Get bigger. One Australian

paint your body that's made fun of Aborigine.

Yes, exactly. Yeah. Pain my body. I'll run a big run.

You'll pay their

chalky white. It's offensive. Okay? These young guys air just turning culture on their head. Everything that isn't americanus stupid, and it's gotta put it

on. I'm bringing toe light other cultures by as a white man dressing like them and and bringing notoriety to them.

Are you making money off these videos on YouTube?

Yes, I have revenue share. Have

you make on the apology?

$14,000 in my first check. Jesus.

For 77 million views, you only get four.

You really

check my agent, talk to my agent about it, but yeah, we've had some good general since then. Actually pulled onto old tape of Bill Dickey. Elice nous, huh? I dio MTV is looking very seriously at bringing Bill Dick Uselessness onto their line. That's

right. That not just Bill is the only host, but Steve Harvey is going to be on the show potentially. Yes. It's gonna be a multi hosted show co hosts together. Yeah, it's gonna be, like bigger than Bill Dick Uselessness. The original idea. It's more of the voice. Yeah,

basically, we added Steve Harvey to every one of our pitches. Uh, you meet Steve. Harvey, is that we're hoping this will lead to a meeting with him.

He won't meet unless he's already signed the contract.

Oh, interesting. Yeah, he does

all those deals in reverse. So you're just

pitched a show called Pretty Little Stevie's and it's a It's a chauffeur. Teen teen girls, uh, where Steve Harvey is all four characters who have been like accused of murdering their friend or not accused. But they think maybe they murdered their friend. I think that's what that shows about.

So he's doing like a Austin Powers or like a K,

also pitched pretty little Steve's, which is sort of an HBO style, you know, Big Little sees a little bit. Yeah,

right. I think that So you're taking big Little Lies, realizes that

pretty little liars big little lies,

little lies which a lot of people love because it felt like it had a lot of strong female characters, and you're taking them all out.

What a man is playing. The women were bringing light into women's issues with a man playing it. You ever heard of Shakespeare? Ubid bringing light

to are making light of No, we're still trying to find the line of whether, well, like to are making like.

Are there any parts of any of those for

you? May I'm looking here. Let's look through the dossier.

Dossier. Kill this person. This president. Okay? No.

Okay, Well, if it comes up or you want to write me into something, I'm pretty free, right? Do

you? Right. What's that? Do you right? Maybe we

need I write for myself.

Well, if you have any that written down that you could show other people or anything.

Okay. You know what? All right. Some scripts for that. All red subscription

trips time. If you're itching for money, which, which it seems like you might be, I I can I can I could maybe help you out. You know, the, uh because you made it a lot as a director. Well, there was more confusion last week. Obviously. I thought I was gonna be the set teacher. Ah. Said teacher again. But it turns out that I had been hired as a director. Yeah, which is insane. And I went toe the producers and I said, Hey, I think there's been some sort of huge mistake. Uh, and they said Ok, well well, you're right. There was a mistake. You weren't actually supposed to be the director of his TV show, Uh, diseases that Yes, all this easy is that. And they said, But we do have we actually do have a set teaching job for you. Uh, you need to go to some meetings right now. Ah, with with George Lucas. But they said he's really interested on having you set teach on his next movie. Are

they saying these worse? You are. You sort of reading codes wrong. What's going on?

I think that that well, I'm I'm I mean, of course I'm reading every situation as a human being, you know? You know, people don't have to tell you exactly what they mean for you to understand what they mean. Um, but anyway ah, I am. I had a meeting with George Lucas and he said, and he said, We'd love to have you said Teach on my next movie, Siri's, which is great. He is taking back Star Wars. He's taking it back, staring back at me, not not taking it back. He's not taking it back. He's not gonna get to do Star Wars anymore, But he's due

from J. J. Abrams. Are you J. J. Abrams now.

Well, that Well, listen, I'm a set teacher. I am a set teacher. I did get a new office

with failing upwards like crazy your

charge of the new Star Wars movies.

Yeah, well, yes.

Everything in the Star Wars universe or just the main episodes,

The all ancillary content I'm set teaching on all ancillary Star Wars controversy. Christmas up.

I can't catch a dam break in this town. It seems like we're all failing up, and Todd is going into the dirt. So who are you set teaching, You know,

um, the assistant director, the director of photography, the production designer. Ewan, Executive producer. What does that mean? Oh, does that mean you're you teach all you teach adults of how to do their jobs on a movie set? Because then yeah, I guess that's what I am. But I was that teacher.

God, I feel like are you guys that I feel like I need a coffee? Todd, would you get us some coffees?

Uh, guess so. They're far away.

Yeah, I'll give you 20. Just run.

Yeah, just to see if they don't have scam. I'll go with almond.

Okay. I think skim milk or almond milk. Coffee? Oh, okay. A glass of skim milk or

Yeah, well, I'll take, uh, glasses of almond milk in there next to the coffee. Yeah.

Okay. I notice there's not enough

time. Avocado in mind

milk with avocado. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't sell that at the shop. I have to go somewhere else.

That's fine. If time.

Yeah, I'll give it. I'll give you 25.

Okay. That I wouldn't be able to get anything for myself. With this amount of money,

feel free to get some for yourself.

What I What I'm saying is that with your

own money weighted by yourself something I'm by, I'm

buying stew and and Bill my clients coffee. But feel free to absolutely, you know, have a second order, whatever you want to

dio. And there's just Starbucks right around the corner. Or go to that one right here. But,

uh, their confidence little burnt. We were really over here. Inteligencia. Yeah, Yeah, that's what I'm not the one in Venice on the west side. We want the one over for

So you want me to drive from our back house in Brentwood to the intelligence? Are you mean the one in Silver Lake, not the one in Chicago.

Wow. I do love the

way this coffee's also, I think my favorite my favorite milk farm is on the way, so

Oh, yeah. Here, let me give you 26.

You give me an extra dollar.

What's this dollar for? Most of your trouble over travel? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, Yeah. Maybe when I get back, we could talk about maybe one of your clients to

be. Oh,

and I guess I just because my car's in the shop, I guess I'll just, uh,

grab a Neuberger. Whatever you gotta do uber just British guy take my keys. Take my keys. Will you drop it off in the garage to get it washed before you leave?

Okay. Take your mother. Ready to rush to get away? Yeah, I could just drive it. Dr. First

to Chicago? I don't think so. If you read something that I want to rent something, keep the receipt.

That's my daddy's daddy's Maserati.

Yeah, that's right. I'm the new cruise.

You know, if you do want to rent a car, you can keep the receipt and still pay

for it. Received suit,

You know, things great trip.

You went.

I'm not gonna give you 27. I'm going to give you a nice round 29 50.

Okay, That's all right. And then when we get back, we'll talk about maybe.

Why isn't everything about what you're not getting? Yeah. I mean, it's like put in some time work for someone else taught. I think we've seen that. You work for yourself, and it's not working. You're not investing yourself in someone else. I'm not trying to take

advantage of you, okay?

You're doing really good. All right. Thank you. An episode a manic episode you had is has been transcribed and is being performed to sold out audiences on Santa Monica Row. And it takes a lot of personal shots at you in play. And look at

us now. You're competing for an internship at an agency. One of the finalists for this internship

toe. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of big actor started in Turns out an agency. Yes. OK. Yeah. All right. We'll get you get that coffee and, uh, Boucher, just call in for the rest of show or you're a critic. Oh, man. Started here

will wait. Wait. We'll just We'll get

coffee later. Well, one of the other potential

note. I'll get it. I'll

brb Jesus Christ, we're not upstairs and just went into the basement. Wrong. Where? Yeah, yours right there. Can we help you? Taught over good China, Ellen uber He doesn't jackal whistle. He's dying that finger whistle with destroying assurance. We've he's trying to show us his like New York acting style. Doesn't understand. He doesn't said Uber is an at Gatti's bombing. Died uber Todd Don't dio overall right there a bad company. Try lift. I think that's a screamer whistling. He thinks that way. I

feel bad for using Todd like this guy's butt cheese. He's really cramping my style. I mean, out here in L. A. I don't feel like I could just sort of let myself be around anyone. Do you know what

I mean? I totally know what you mean.

I've gotta be careful of my circle.

Absolutely. I mean, you're only a school is your loser wrist friend Creek and I hate that out.

I hate it, but hey, it is the way it iss I'm not

making out of the system. I'm just living that you got a shed that skin. You're constantly in l. A. What I love about this time is that as you move through the ranks, you're shedding your old friends, just shedding them. You literally don't keep a friend a

perfect metaphor of the noble snake shedding your skin to find out who you truly are. Yeah, You're alone in the desert,

classically, the animal that is used in literature to be the shining life snake. We're all snakes, wakes shedding our skin, wearing across the savannah. I mean, look at me. I've almost got my scales. Yeah, you know, eating dirt and rats the whole and, of course, high end fish whenever we can. Yes, of course. Well, she which well, God had become a sushi Had I think I did every meal. I let milk on my sushi for breakfast. You can put a big bull a sushi in the morning. My doctor says I've got Stop. Can't stop it all. I saw me in a big salad bowl of spicy tuna this morning with them. Yeah, I had £100 of Fisher. I mean, I get it. You saw May. I would. I went to the fish market the other day and I hid behind a couple of cantaloupes and they threw that this stooling I was a bug in shark in the water times. I'm Levin this figure out, it's fresh out here. Well, okay, way. We used to be down. I mean, we used to be big on POK

We used to, but I don't even need it marinated anymore. I don't even need it in a size. Cut it off the fish, put it on some seaweed and put it straight into my foot.

Everybody knows we drink coffee and we eat sushi. That's what we dio. I feel like

I need to warn you guys that I read an article recently. You guys know I don't touch that stuff. I read because I read an article recently that a man ate sushi sushi every single day on. He had a five foot tapeworm in his intestines. And I get it. Maybe Sam, you're interested in in reconnecting with an old friend. But you guys should be really, really careful about how much unofficially because

it can really cause gut issues. If anybody knows the dangers of a tapeworm, it's the US and the teacher's lounge, a k when we're fine. Yeah.

In fact, I do have another tapeworm and I've never felt so slim. I haven't felt this limb and tight in my life If I'm being honest Height Gerard is his name. Sherrard is his

name. And I would say tight because it looks like your stomach is bulging in and

look like an hour glass. Yeah, I look like I've been twisted. Were not repeating history, you know, I'm still out there. Damn well, maybe we

should Look, maybe we should just take a break and wait for Todd to come back, OK?

Get away from my car. Mayo,

this is you. Yes, I was leading on it like it was mine.

I think maybe we should just take a break until talk come back. What? Did not weigh can take a break. This'll lady just may what? He's claiming that she assaulted him, but he obviously leaned in for a kiss is embarrassing. No, manages that is a manic. Any stocking too.

He's yelling at a mannequin in the car. I think he's got a belly semantic in kicking his ass. The manic It did

fall over on how I am Howard living and I'm reading for angry boyfriend. Honey, No, you can't go to the baseball game. Unbelievable. We don't usually say this in the room, but, um, it's,

uh, back one other way to Chicago. And they didn't have any

time. We saw you at the window, but way were watching the whole thing.

We saw you get in a fight with that van again and then get my You didn't bring back.

I don't have your 29. 50. Fine. I got marked by you. Stay manic it. I got mugged by some sort of tough I don't know what it waas

did you give 27 29? 52 a mannequin?

No, no, I got jumped. I got first of all, I got taken down by a cop after some lady, man, it can try to kiss me.

Uh, you admit that the ranger man? You mean the Euro? You admitted it, Todd, You

admitted it. You admitted that you admit at Lake was American. And if one of

them is American, what's to stop them all for being a mannequin?

I don't know the facts. Look, uh, I've just been through a trauma. I'm sorry I lost your money. OK? I hope it doesn't affect my stay at my standing is possible in turn, at W W G. No, it wasn't Didn't matter. What because we're friends.

So it's w w g e w w g Because weatherman

weatherman, he's added He added his his last name to the front of the acronym.

Read the deadline articles Had Sam Silver now name partner as weatherman. Yeah, Yeah. W W J

Yeah, yeah. Call me Silver now. Right? There was a whole press release about

way. Saw that in backstage. Every page. Call me Silver now.

Yeah, that's right. Khamis over now.

I was looking through the trades for some auditions, but all they had there was common silver. Now

still looked through the trades for auditions.

Oh, yeah, that's where they all come in. That's where the big ones come in.

Yeah, well, when you're unwrapped in a very real way, it must be hard to find just any sort of been

sending out mailings and everything. I'm fine. I am fine, but yeah. Congrats on the name change.

Thank you very much. Yeah, it's affecting me. Ah, in a good way. I feel streamlined. I feel strong I feel truthful to myself.

Yeah, and we just found a new YouTube video while you were outside fighting with that mannequin. I, uh

Well, it up by the man.

Wow. No, e again. Uh, yeah. I mean, I was, of course. Ah, whipping up some California rolls. So I decided to do my sushi chef character.

You had a temporal bath? Yeah, stuff flying

everywhere. And I did a tep on slash sushi chef character, which were anything now, and And what did you think of that?

I thought it was perfectly broad. I thought it was exactly as a big as big as it needed to be, because it needs to be big to garner attention, right? But also, be truthful.

Do you think it will be big enough to for me to have to make an apology video?

I think this video is going to be a huge apology. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think that's I think that's a lot of what's driving the industry now. Driving content, really

apologizing. It's making a big mistake, making a big mistake and then making a big show of apologize,

right? The ads from apology sites and videos and stuff are really

Oh, yeah, sites are really taking off right now. They are really apology dot com is yes, yes, yes, which is new. It's a new dating site as well as a social media site. It's what you meet up with people to apologize to each other.

It's a reconciliation website in a lot

of ways. Yeah, it's people. It's for people who want the bad part of a relationship without going through the bliss.

I say, Yeah, I locked onto apology dot com the other day. Teoh right? One to my mother for missing everyone of our birthdays. Yeah, everyone

every worth

I I Actually, I joined apology dot com dating side of it, Uh, just to try to get back out there, you know what I mean? It's been a while since I put any energy into my love life. I've been so busy as a set teacher producer. Uh, but so I decided I You know, maybe now now is the time to give that a shot and, you know, take it slow. You guys know me. I'm way you

have apology dot com because you've been apologizing all over town and you have both been getting what you want out of it. No sex

whatsoever. Well, but for me, I Honestly, you guys know I'm a loving person. Ah, and I'm looking for I'm looking for a relationship. I think I think that's the next step for me. Eyes to sort of get back into my new my new skin a zey human being again. Ah, and find find somebody that I can connect with in a way that I haven't been able to before because we spend so much time focused on our careers.

Have you had any good dates lately? I've been on a

couple of dates. Uh, that we're OK. I rented bikes with a lady on drug smuggles. Uh uh. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, not with no motors. No. No, they were not. They were, like, just little tiny didn't read high powered motorcycles with her first day. And now it never that have been a great idea. Instead, we did like big the big peewee bikes like the big big wheels, big big seats, wide handlebars.

I just run a dual catamarans for a trip to Catalina for a first date with an 18 year old

last week Yeah, I saw you in this. You strap this young woman into a Ah, 1000 horsepower speedboat. Yeah, and drove next to her all the way to count. Later. You crashed into the beach over there.

I wanted to do that wave runner thing that you do go on Baywatch crap. You just pull it. Yeah, when you're when you're in a tent on catamaran to

hold on a crowded battling to be

the angle of those beaches is such that you're essentially just driving into a big wall, huh?

I'm sure a date like that you're getting distracted by the conversation on how much you have in common.

We'll know we're 5200 feet apart, both sailing on the separate cattle brand towards today. I mean, it was very impressive for anyone who saw it. Very impressive,

man. I wish I could be that adventurous. You know what I mean? I think that's maybe my problem. I think maybe that's my goal. My goal for the next the next day I go on is I'm gonna go. I'm gonna make a big take a big swing. Yeah, yeah, maybe, Like, you know, rent or borrow my friend Georges helicopter. Ah, and just go for a nice, like stroll around the city or something.

I don't know. What do you think? I don't know what todo

you were at the helicopter, but you want you want to go through a park if you

want to drive the helicopter down the street with your over a second day? Yeah, I'm not licensed to fly the damn thing. I take a very large, very loud helicopter stroll. Yeah, we'll have

the headphones on that with headphones in the language. And what's more romantic than screaming into a little microphone? E. I mean, really beautiful. You know,

Bob Barker has been doing it for years and we all fell in love with his ass. Exactly. Maybe it's the same

thing for May. Maybe that's the thing that I have needed. I need. I need Teoh. I need that sort of layer of separation between me and my date to make it an impersonal communication. I'm not talking directly to them. I'm talking into a microphone that's into their ears. That's right. Anything

to avoid intimacy because that's where things get fishy.

Yes, for me that you

did your preaching to the choir over there. That Howard in Sam's body. I mean, this guy has been intimate with a woman his whole life. Wow. That's right. The whole virgin thing.

Yeah. Yeah, way. Todd lately. And, Todd, I feel bad that we've been bagging on you so much. I've really been missing out on bagging on bag Body Dio your savior. Jesus Christ. Think never in my please cry. If I die, cremate me immediately so that Howard cannot come into my body. Please.

Jesus Christ. That would be devastating. That's all. Our biggest nightmare. It would be so bad.

Come on. Well, you don't know Howard still rolling in his grave. No, he's not miserable. He's I mean, his soul. It's miserable,

That is. So how can you guys say

that? I think I've treated Stu's body. Great.

All right. You got those awful do teeth? Yeah. Shake your head. Male pattern. Baldness.

Well, well, yeah, I shave it. Yeah, I shave it like this.

You do not ball to shave it. It's weird.

You have a 10 of hair. Yeah. Huge, luscious locks. Oh, come on. It's natural for Amanda loses.

You feel comfortable in an attractive man's body. Got feel more comfortable is a gross. You

draw your facial hair into a 15 year olds little mustache.

You gotta be. You have Ah, fuckin Kool Aid mustache. Beg grief.

That's well Well, this you can tell. This is Kool Aid.

Yes, yes, Absolutely. What did you think we thought? Itwas what are you trying to masqueraded as? A pink lip? Eyes that masqueraded as pink lip. I mean, it's not a sick miss. Nobody is gonna be like, Oh, we're so sorry. You have pink. No, I'm so adult. I've got pink lips close to me. I have pink lips. No, Stop. Not you guys. I think I look great. You've ruined

his body. I mean, he was a felt man, and you have laid down in big, completely sedentary anyone

Howard's body. How do we get you back into your own body so you can humiliate your own? But

we were a little short sighted. We went ahead and ate him at the barbecue.

Right now it's tough to put you. I know that. You know, you never told me that you beat around the bush the whole time. But you guys

all right, we're coming. We're coming clean. We ate your body minutes after you die.

Goto apology dot com I got one waiting for you right there.

Yeah, we've all filled out. Your butt is directed towards Howard Howard Levis. I thought they were jokes, but these were you guys actually apologizing for eating my body? I thought people just knew I was dead.

Was sure we were works having material within them. But it wasn't just now the

Howard Levis apology. Reddit has really taken off. But it started from our genuine apologies.

I can't believe this. I thought these were just jokes. You You ate me. Poor stew is walking around in purgatory trying to get to heaven and hell. He wants having an habits. Try

to get the boat. I mean, that's the dream is you get a two for

Oh, my God. Uh, I don't know way by anyone will want to go to hell When heaven is so great though

you have, it's pretty good

e to hear about heaven. Jesus is up there, pump and I get gains.

Well, Christianity is interesting because it's developing constantly as we learn more information about what happened truly is it's cool that they're incorporating some

of them. Have little boys book that little boy's book. Heaven Is for real or whatever it's

called Having Israel. Yeah,

seems to me Yeah,

I go shout Yeah, Ghost wrote.

She just read it and

yeah, well, yeah, I put the sheet on to cut the eyeholes out. I click clacked away on a typewriter

and he said he didn't want it.

He said, This'll is not the story I told you,

you said, But I'm here. Goes right through me O

ghostwriter and said, This is not at all. There's Wait, there's too many sharks in this story and charts.

And also specifically you put a left shark in the

booth. Short Klopas She was in heaven Teams. Yeah, well, I don't write about sharks anymore. I'm scared of him now, you know, terrified of sharks. You know, I just Ah, I started. Well, almost got eaten by one. That's the big thing.

Makes sense. What? You were you accidentally got, um, thrown in that bag. Chung.

That's right. That's right.

You went to the Long Beach Aquarium and got thrown in the back of

your ways. You were You were You were hammered. The aquarium token around the back. The back of the exhibit already

fell into the gym. I heard there was no foul play.

He gets drunk and goes to the bucket aquarium all the time. He's

not satisfied with being in the front of the

house, poking around the back house, back of house at the aquarium. Yeah, it's him. The other chefs and the sharks got the, um, two minute warning. Yeah, the chump chefs are back there. And the sharks, five minutes. Sharks. Sharks said thank you. Five. And you,

the sharks are all in the dressing rooms. Get made up to God. I would put on a show for

no idea of the aquarium was so much like a play. I thought there sharks were swimming around, but they're doing a goddamn blood.

Why do you think I spent so much time there? Your dinner theater? Yeah, but So I got thrown in with the charm. And then I got this. I got thrown to the sharks that they tried to eat me and it was awful. Was horrifying. Got eaten by a shark hours in its stomach for a few weeks.

I saw the man arrays doing a production of Hamlet Mana, Mana Bleidt, ma'am, Ma'am, Matlin

met with everybody. Got it? Everybody said I'll take one for Matt, please. Manta Ray Hamlet.

A lot of people walked out with so so someone something rotten in dense shark people like this is too much.

Yeah. The overwhelming reviews on all of the comment cards were This is I loved it, but

this is too much.

I was before they even went and saw some of those David Man Manta myth plays.

Yeah, Yeah, those are aggressive.

They were a little bit of gross lot adaptations. There. Now we have, uh, Howard in stews, bodies, doing a little dating I would love for all of us to find a little bit of love out here. I'm feeling very lonely.

Yeah, we have been not commenting on our love. Life's at all, mainly, and it feels like we're walking around a hole that's in the middle of the room that we just don't

want to talk about. Yeah, And there's a big elephant in that

hole. Yeah, I will say, I You guys haven't really asked me much about it cause I was pretty proud, but I've been dating a black woman. I don't know if you guys know that. Um, yeah.

You've been mentioning it a lot.

Yeah. My my girlfriend ritual. Dole is all and I have been hanging out a lot, and I think it goes pretty well with us.

Really? Yeah. Hey, Todd, I hate to break you. I hate to break some news.

She's not a mannequin, is she?

Now there's a huge news story that you must have just ignored. What? Yeah. You must have ignored in the news for years at a time. Because I hate to break it to you, but Rachel Dolezal is a white woman pretending to be black.

There's no

way, no, I I know she's a white woman trying to pass as a black woman because she believes transracial.

Know what

you mean you can't tell? Todd Mills

has got all those freckles.

All those right, Franco?

I mean, honestly, if she is not black, the language he uses his way out of the way and the way she speaks, I just not willing to believe it.

I mean, this story has come

out. It's died crucified. It would mean

Believe everything you read in the media. I mean they crucified O J in the media. You know, it's true. It's not. Everything is so this or that,

right? But I'll say she's admitted it. She's admitted it in public. Really? Yes.

Well, we're gonna have to have a talk.

That's pretty crazy. I mean, I've been I've actually been on a few dates myself. Uh, yeah. I'm getting back out there. I've

noticed Chris comments a lot on your YouTube videos. Is that Is everything OK? Is it?

Yeah, he is somewhere. I can't quite get his i p address, but he's not in America. Was

he absconded with your $35,000

$35,000. I still haven't gotten headshots in the emails in the past that he took with his phone while he was on a home phone. The Internet? Um, but yeah, I actually went on a couple dates with, and I don't want to brag, but, you know, it's it's a big deal for me. I mean, Ann Coulter had been on a couple wagon.

If it's the truth, baby.

Speaking of dating a white racist,

well, she is politically, you know, conservative.

Uh, what's that, like dating her?

It's fun

because you just talked a lot about being very liberal.

You guys have a real

hot coal fighting. Yeah, it's attract eso. Uh, but it's it's kind of nice, you know, uh, way scream about trickle down economics to each other and what got you know what it means, right? You just started screaming. Yeah, she You know,

she says, trickle down economics, and you say, I don't like that.

And I say, I don't think that works. Uh, and she's like, Yeah, it doesn't. I go. All right.

I think you got to get out of this relationship. It sounds terrible. How long have you been with her? A couple dates.

A couple dates. I mean, when now we just drove a helicopter down the streets together. I mean, like

Dr Stroll?

Well, I guess that idea out the window. I don't want I don't wanna be a hack.

What's that ring on your ring? Finger? Jeers. A lope.

Wait a second. Tell me you signed a pre nup.

No, I I love her. I love ankle tell. We'll see what's going on. Your

rising star, Your hot process

saying Ann Coulter married me for my money.

We'll have a tiny very much lately. I don't know what she's doing.

Look, I think if you're in love, that's great. All right, But if you're just doing this because because she's a name and you want to be married to someone with a big name, I think it's It's a big mistake. Someone who's been divorced. Okay, divorces are rough. Some would say some people never get over them and make a lot of bad life choices for a while because of them. All right. So I wouldn't jump into a marriage like this.

Listen, this is clearly just about you want to date someone famous and powerful. Okay? I've been dating a little bit recently. Yeah, the same. I have the same requirements now that I'm a top flight agent. Okay, but do what I dio data hologram of Selena Gomez. Drive around your car with a little cube in the front seat that projects a hologram, and you feel like a 1,000,000 bucks Their silver man driving around town with a hologram woman. You know, it's you're living the life, or at least a picture of the life you've always

dressed. This hologram interact with you in any way? Or is it just a loop of of her talking?

Yeah, she interacts with me in the loop. She she's got a loop that she does that says, like your great yes, and

the hologram Technology is not wonderful yet, right? So she's doing a lot like of to pox arms.

Yeah, a lot of to park songs. It looks like to pop with the wind.

It's a risk in rescate to my colleagues. Very

skin, she says. You know, some things will never change. That's just the way it is. She's sort of just saying his songs in the front, but it's got They did program a dangerous woman into her. So it's sort of to pocket a wig singing because you found an Ariana Grande a song.

You found the Tupac hologram and the trash chute? Yeah, at year at Debbie W G E.

Yeah, that's right. One of you put a wig on it in his briefcase. Yeah,

that's interesting that a hologram can hold a natural material wig.

Sorry. Yeah, I put a wig. I put a wig on in the program. Yeah, in the program.

Wow, that's that. Seems like some have put

a wig on a Styrofoam head. Took a picture of it, gave it to my tech guy. Okay. And then he put the wig on the head.

Has anyone seen you drive by and go? Oh, look, he's with Selena Gomez. Like, do you think you're pulling it off?

I think so. I think I'm No one said that, but they're probably just intimidated by my car,

right? Yeah, because you got pulled over the other day and you thought maybe that the officer would let you off if they saw your with Selena Gomez? Yeah. Didn't happen. Know

Didn't happen. Got a big ticket. He said That looks more like Tupac, sir. And I said, What are you talking about? Look at the wig. And he said, Well, either way, I can see the little box in the seat that's projecting the hologram on now, and you're not. You're getting a carpool

ticket, but I think we all just need to slow down, all right? I

mean, you guys are taking these huge swings dating the How much

lower can you go? You're on your second life, and you still haven't fucked.

Yeah, you're going too slow. But I'm had rather speed into bad decisions than never ever. Five. But

no. Come on, I'm happy. I'm happy. Okay? I've got a lot going on and my life my

second life is excited. You're happy because you're going to get eaten by Kato Kaylin Very soon. What are you talking about? I thought we left that behind. But no, no, no, no, no. You're fattened up to be eaten. You were

taking a nap the other day and you sort of had your hands and feet tied together with twine. You looked like

a roast chicken. What? I did that. Now he's tricked you into cooking yourself. What you talking about? No. Kato and

I were having a conversation. He was saying I've been really getting into this new thing. I When I take a nap, I tie my hands and feet together. Uh, and I leave a pat of butter next to the bed.

And your name actresses a shallow silver Looks like roasting pains.

Great. A I need a firm mattress. I need a firm mattress and he recommended. He said I got a guy. He'll make you a beautiful custom mattress. It's It's stainless steel. It's are actually stainless steel with a copper bottom, which is apparently really good for magnetism on has nothing to do with distributing heat properly. Okay, but yes. So he showed me where I could buy it, so I bought a king size Ah, King size metal mattress. I now nap with my hands and feet tied together. Well, it's

hard to believe, but Kato Kaelin is trying to eat your fucking

And now he's my

He is I help you basting you the other day.

But now what are you talking about? When he was helping me shower, Yes, he said it. So hey said it's so much better to shower with a friend. And I said, I I've never tried it, So I will try it on. And he said, Don't bother going to the Don't go into the bathroom. You could just lay in your bed and I'll take care of you have got to get our own place or you're going to get fucking snacked up. You

hear about to get eaten? Your second body in this mortal life is about to be in owned by him.

But in what universe would a man would have?

Maybe your first body. And

so we're trying to help you and say, Would

you propose? I do. Then what do I do? I say Kato. Sorry. I got to get the hell out of

here. Have you told him? No.

Hey, hasn't asked me directly. Can I eat you? How am I gonna bring that up? How do I brought? Just what if he's not trying to eat me? And I say, Listen, Kato, I've had this sneaking suspicion that maybe you're trying to eat me like that's a crazy conversation to initiate. I

don't know, you know. Either way, he's buttering you up, bathing you and forcing you to sleep on a tray and tie yourself up. So he has something going on. If he's not trying to eat you, he's got some sort of weird thing. And I think you feel like

yoga thing to me.

Well, the other day he was you said that he was trying toe show you something on his keyboard, and he put a tube in your mouth or something to change them in my mouth. Yeah, but didn't you realize that there was goose a goose fat going into your mouth? I mean,

you be. It was It was lubricated

to get down my

throat. Ugo. Foie gras, Your being you goose goose liver, your double foie gras. Now we've figured it out. Your double. It's

true. You are double floor grow

way Have, ah, way to talk about this that we already understand. We

figured it out. Your double blow ground. You mean to tell me you mean to tell me that Kato is trying to turn me into some sort of new delicacy? No. You're double

double for growth. There's no better way to say

Stop trying to re explain it to make more sense. Your flock. Well, that's

why didn't the news true? Wow, I take my chances. I don't think a man is going to try to eat me alive a second time.

We'll check in after the Super Bowl. Huh?

S Oh, yeah. Next time you hear voices, it will be after the Super Bowl

and hopefully whose body won't be fucking broiled up browned, eaten by Kato.

I'll probably be probably even agent. I'll be doing fine again.

But he honestly he wouldn't cook you because you're double

for dry forgot. And that doesn't get Yeah, that's

another way to explain it.

All right. Well, everybody, thank you for listening to another episode of the teacher's lounge. Uh, well, he will see you next week until in a a a.