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The boys are back and they're nasty now. Plus, substitute teacher Gym Smith (Scott Aukerman) stops by the show to talk about his experiences after a life-changing incident.
Who is comfy down
here? Yeah, it's a it's interesting how Ah, this room is like, perfect temperature. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. We got it in the basement. You know, this despairing. You have some good bones.
Yeah, it's really nice. Really good. Bones in here is pretty, but you can tell it is structurally
sound. Yes. Whoa. A lot of dust coming off the ceiling. That here? Yeah, but But the beans are strong. The beams are very strong. Let me get one of
those black broke. Now it's fine. It's just it's settling. You must
have been load bearing.
That was just a
load bearing. And this building was built in the bearing. This building was built in the 1960. So it's still just kind of like settling, you know what I mean? So you hit something.
That one was pretty sad right now, I think
one of the buildings that was built during the sixties by they're trying this experiment where construction workers were dosed with LSD, and so it was built by a lot of
on the crazy sixties. Most people were on LSD. Yes, crazy sixties,
which is 64 to 68.
Yeah. Yeah, A lot of people say it didn't end until 69 but I say the rial crazy sixties ended it. That's usually where it ends for May. When I
asked for that. Yeah. How about we 69? Two time leaving? We just got bread bill. It's a little soon in the den.
It's fast in the dinner. You should wait till the bed.
Yeah, but you could tell
the way to the bread, not the bed. Wait. Wait till the better bread.
What about the hungry sixties? The first part of the 60 Everyone was very hungry.
That's right. It was the Fairman, the early sixties family.
That's right. That's right. Yeah, that was crazy. That's what led to everybody being so crazy. Everybody talks
about the crazy sixties. They don't talk about the cause of it, which was the hungry. Sixth.
There's always something before. And of course, before the Hungry Cities sixties was the late was the sleepy late fifties, tired, just tired from
the Korean War
that was so tiring. Everyone, everyone did not.
We're not talking about that. That's why race relations got some tough in America. Everybody was tired for years.
Then they were hungry or hungry. JFK died of hunger.
Exactly. Yes. He got so angry that somebody at the top of the school book depository stole his sandwich and he died.
You got so hungry. He got so hungry that his head flujo
look at Bobby Kennedy. I mean, that's right. That's exactly right. You are
so hungry that his head flew out. Bobby K was killed by a hungry man in the
kitchen. Whether Zapruder film is the first, that's the first instance of seeing a man's head fly away. That's what's so crazy. But they like you. Go stay, of course, like to you, because it's not a hit flying away. This isn't gunshot way. You
watch that video you gets. Tell Jackie is stuffed. Yes, right? Yes. How did you get all the food in president? Well,
because you see, his head flies off and she jumps onto the back of the thing and just throws. Throws food away. She that's on the back of the car
away. I heard there was a second steak on the grassy. No, that's what I heard. Seconds a second. Yes. Seconds. You know, like when you're a kid, you say I want seconds. Yes. Uh, yeah. There's like that on the grass. You know, there were seconds. Wow. Gate and ask the
story. Hey, guys, you're gonna have to forgive me one more time, cause this you guys know this is a new console. This is a new recording studio. Um, we've been recording this whole time.
Oh, Howard. Reincarnate come hours old body regenerated and in stews. Exor, Skeleton fun. Yeah. Sorry, guys.
You're gonna be able to shake it without that nasty skeleton.
You know, I said to myself when I walked into the ask, I said, Do not start recording until you look all the guys in the eye and say, Are you guys ready to start recording? And I'll tell you this. I walked right in and I think just instinctually pushed this huge record button.
Well, hey, you know what? I'm turning over and you leave. I forgive you. Coming to shake my hand too slow.
So I oh, well, and how you move. I definitely know. Hey, Mr that moonwalk. That's perfect. Moonwalk
gridlock in a wheelchair. But I could
actually really Well, that's okay, Todd, To be an asshole right now, but I will tell you. I am not. And I am here to take up for you, Howard. And so much. So you got a little bit of mustard on your shirt. Right? And wow.
Okay, guys, come on, now, can we
Can we listen?
Ah, lots gone down over the last a couple weeks. So how
is that bad news for you? This is embarrassing. Shoe is untied.
No, it's not. I'm not gonna look my She was not untied. Okay, your I'm gonna look down there, just walk over
to the other side of the room And
just what? Try one, but walked away. She was tired. He wanted way, and he got kicked in the bus. Seriously, look where
we're trying to start a new. Okay? Can we please just leave these childish antics in the past? Okay?
It's just been so long, you know, we're just not used to having you back. You know, your your you were in a cocoon of Stu's body and you blossomed to in Not a beautiful butterfly, but same ugly Howard. Okay, well, listen, guys, uh, you hear break because his brand new
reporting. Okay, listen. All right, everybody, Thank you so much for tuning into the teachers lounge that used to be the first, best and only podcast pertained issues relevant to the handle. Rela for
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OK? Well, as I was trying to say before accidentally talked about a very, uh, no problem, an issue
to new things. It seemed like accidental things in your eyes,
of course. Used to be a podcast that was pertained issues relevant to the Hamilton High School community. But, you know, due to a very various events outside of our control, it no
had nothing to do with us. I have nothing to do with us.
Once again, we are victims.
Yes. Wrong place. Wrong time. Right, guys? The right guys.
But anyway, way, actually, you know, you've all listen to the podcast. You know what's been going down, but a lot have a couple of weeks. But we all decided to make a make a choice to change this season on. And we've all actually applied and been accepted to university. Uh, way. Decided to turn over a new leaf. You know,
back to the base. Back
again. Thanks. We're back to the basics. God, it feels good to be back in college. Were regrouping. Yes, it's time to get our skills back up to what? They were really good for me.
Just having a backpack on again. Just feeling the weight on my way. I'm not supposed to be slouched forward.
Your sweet Leo says it is Really Is it helping your skull? It is
therapeutic. It is painfully, painfully straightening out my back and good for me.
Well, for anybody who's just picking up on this season, uh, which probably introduce ourselves. Yeah. Former host, the teachers land.
Yeah, of course. I'm Howard Levis. I was a biology teacher, and then my friends killed me. Ah, and ate my body. Ah, and I was reincarnated. Azat Stew Taylor, the, uh, the band director Rumor, old school. And of course, last season his body was shot off of mine. And I am now myself. You
are somehow yourself again. It
is so great that you're yourself again when you weren't yourself for so
when you get a blessing And I think this is a blessing that you're back our toe have miss you. You don't ask The Lord questions you say? Sure. Somehow his He's back from the dead within another husk of
a personal pull it all Don't pull it apart further than that. Because I don't want You don't want to know.
Obviously I finally believe back and I finally believe whatever I'm so we're firm believers in the Lord now. Hey, how's it go in? Uh, my name is Bill Crave E. Um I was ah was a coach. I've taught Spanish. I've been an actor. I've been an ostrich. I have been a woman named Bethany Hart. I have been What else is there? A bear? But now I am myself. Ah, and I am 100%. And I am here and I am studying communications. My
name is Sam Weatherman. Previously sexy Sammy Previously sexy Sammy Silver Superpower Agent in Hollywood. Before that, I was an opium addict school. Before that, I was a self help teacher and published author Disgrace. Who bloodless? Go. That's right. Blew up a school. Before that, I was a counselor. Trained two will untrained but responsible for the mental health of every student. Blew up the luv that year. And then before that, I owned crazy limos. A service in which I could not operate.
Yes, you drove limos really badly.
That's right. But now I am nothing if not hospitable. I am majoring in hotel management. Wow. I just know how to take care of people and I can't wait to do it before
you are. I mean, you are hospitable. Thank you. I
know exactly what people want to try my best to give it to them.
In fact, never know. Concierge set up over there right now. And that's right. I
got a little bell desk. I have a little concierge. I have one of those brass barred wheelie deles. That's right. That's
that. Have been moving. Start looking around on your bus breast are really doing.
I'll follow people to class, and I'll say that backpack looks heavy when I throw it on
here. And now, as for tips of I I did take a bottle of Perrier off of this little tray on the table here, and I immediately received a charge to my debit card
for $14. Let's be fair. You have 30 seconds. You have 32nd before the weighted system charge you exorbitant minimum. But after that, we both agrees.
Okay. Is that what
the hospitality program at this school teaches? Just the, like the khan of the hospitality
industry. That calm? I don't Nobody you wanted to Perry and you got one day
earlier. You're welcome. You wanted me to pay you $7.99. So you could sulk around me in a nightie, but not show me any nudity. Yeah, that's right. Soft core experience.
Our turn down service, it's are turned out time instead of turning up. Yeah, it's our 10 minutes or turn down. Service, which is at colleges is really popular. People are turning up constantly. Nerds, you don't want to turn up, so we'll turn down. The situation will come into allowed Littlejohn Titan party or ah, frack type party and just, you know, dance around in the night, right? Sometimes it's anti hospitality. Sometimes hospitality depends on who your customer is. But if you'd like to know anymore, just go ahead and grease my palm there. And, um, I could let you guys
know. And you mean spray olive oil on it.
No, I'm talking real money. I not one of those Santa Monica City Hall go.
OK, so you're not a fat man. Uh, Whose faith by grease?
No, I'm not. I'm not him.
A devil. Thanh Fondre. Fat man. Todd. Padre Todd Exonerated. Padre? Yeah. Killed O J. Simpson. Got off for it. Um, divorced theater guru on DNA now I'm in college. Undeclared hopeful Walk on freshman for the D one football team here.
Helpful Walk on freshman. Now, what does that mean? Are you involved with the team yet?
No, but they're
hoping they will allow you to walk on. That's correct.
Telling them. But you'd like to be on the team or you just sort of going to practice is walking up to the
field of sheep, Curly, you cannot want. Well, you guys really focused
on the walk on part. Not the hopeful part.
Yeah,
so but yes, I, um I adopted a bit of a Larry Flynt persona during the trial.
Adapted our reporters, our were forced by your actual physical circumstances. But also, I saw you
rolling around with Larry Flynt. Did you adopt him as well?
So I adopted Larry Flint's persona, and I adopted Larry Flynt. And my son taught me a lot about, uh, going through a very public trial. So, um, I I am in this wheelchair. Um,
we were We were wondering if that was true
or not. Yes, I am actually, in this wheelchair swell down in the toilet.
Yeah, Well, well, we all you keep trying to pretend like your legs don't work, but we see it's a lot like that documentary on HBO dearest. It seems like you're faking it cause we see the movements of your leg because, hey,
I came on earlier and both of your toe started tapping like Crazy started Gold left
right. You shaking your feet like a ball, right? Well,
that's a miracle. And I have to tell my doctor about it. That's impressive. That's a miracle. I didn't start rolling around in its wheelchair to elicit sympathy from a jury of my peers.
You didn't We should talk about that because it does
seem like we are bearing the lead. The most important part of this story is you were acquitted of the murder of of O. J. Simpson, which you confess to.
That's right. I confess to it. I killed O. J. Um,
what you see, if you ever see O. J. Simpson walking around in front of you, that is not O. J. That's a crude, a crude crude. It's a cruel person crew man, you kill O. J. We escaped last season very and season, uh, with the rat mafia. Hot or not, I escaped
Hollywood narrowly, with our lives going down the path We were going down, we were four door
l chapter showed up. He apologized in tiny print that we had to squint to read. Um, he apologized. We got on there and he saved us in terms of chopping. Yes, but but but that you were found out.
What? The cops? Well, yes. Um, similar to Robert Durst. I got caught buying a sandwich. Uh,
stealing a sandwich. I got You're trying to steal a sandwich.
I didn't say I got cut selling a sandwich I had stolen.
Yeah. And you were You were trying to resell a sandwich outside of ah Delhi. You had just stolen from your burping and saying I did it
with the
trying to sell it back through the window of the deli to the deli.
Guy said you could really use something like that. Serves like this and the company rise there cause there's some video be puttering around my brother's apartment building
your family is a lot of cameras. And your ask. It's called the cops on every time. The outside of a house.
That's right. Similarly, my brother looks like Jon Lovitz and he's rich, and I hate his guts that way. Haven't talked about yet.
Arrested by your family for puttering around your own property
more times than I can count on two hands. So at least seven.
Yeah, right, Because you've got some accident. That's right.
You only have six fingers lead buried.
So anyway, I went to trial. You guys, uh, you were by my side.
We were part of the team
you're part of. If you were part of the I would say whatever the opposite of the Dream Team is is what the wavy in basketball
way immediately calling us.
And then we were there in jerseys and we thought you wanted a dream team like thing. But all we could find was Yugoslavian rip after. So that's why they were calling. Is that were you just love in dream Team jerseys to your arraignment? So
you couldn't even find the original Yugoslavian jersey our rib enough.
Yeah, but But we gave you. You were You were caught. You were. You confessed, You confab.
There is recorded evidence of you confessing to this murder detailing detail ing the details. Right,
But way we're able to pain to you as a hero. You were of course. Ah, Lucky for you, the trial. Your trial happened in your Belinda, California.
We got Trump moved to a place where the jury would be a lot of men like May.
Yes, gold mean awful white men on the jury of your peers. Appear late, man. Uh, well, that's the
justice system at work, baby. Your peers decide if you're guilty or not
guilty. A somehow sided with you after you lost the use of your legs Mid trial
In a weird turn of events, Judge Ito was a juror.
They found O j guilty. But your craziest Yes. No, j guilty
of murder by time.
And they said that you were. And they said that you were in this case judge, jury and executioner. And you carried out the full extent of the justice. The justice system. You're on your own.
Yeah, that that the, um the final word was O j guilty of suicide.
That's right. So shame really work on his legacy. O j is guilty of suicide, and I'm free as a bird baby. And
let's just real quick before we move on. Yes, we We care about O J. He's been a friend for a long time. That's out of the shot of jams. Friend of the pod, Friend of the show. Big tasks, friend of show. And we would be remiss to not say a very quick thank you.
Let's say thank you, DOJ right now, O J, you ain't thank you. You have gotten us out of so many sticky situations. There we are, blowing up one of those schools we worked at. Maybe it was Hamilton I The second time we were there, we blew it up. You? Who shot up in the Bronco? O J?
You know what? Maybe we can get O. J out of this jam. Maybe if we play our cards right, there's something we can do. I mean, Howard's back to do the Howard.
I mean, if we're
gonna be like
I I've done with O. J, I'm done I think is a bad man.
Way said you had the lowest status in the house,
a set of low status.
Now, if someone insults, you'll turn on in pretty quick, Todd, because he was he let us live in his home. He saved our lives multiple times, and then he just sort of said, you are low status, and that's all it took for.
Well, you got what he deserved. And I'm I mean, the I've been seen recently screaming at his grave, you could see me. What's a week ago? Did
you live? Stream it.
I love screaming lives. Yeah, I just got on Facebook. I love what they're doing right now. I have been on Facebook for a while,
but I heard about you Heard about
Cambridge Analytica. I was like, these guys are the future.
Well, yeah, I have been trying to do is many, uh, Facebook quizzes as I can. I don't load every app I do every quiz so I can give all of my friends information away because I am down to clown wear
very down to clown take all our information, use it to trick us. We don't care.
Yeah, and and I mean, speaking of down to clown, I mean, that's what we're kind of hoping this call this new college experiences about. Not only are we trying to restart our lives and sort of, sort of,
you know, reset
ourselves personally and sort of way. We all realize that we were headed down a bad path. So we were like, you know, what's the best way to change things? It's to completely start fresh. We pick a new picking a path like a new road and see what happened.
It's socially exciting right now is rush week. So we're looking at frats. I know you got a few letters, Howard, that said, Do not rush.
Yeah, I said, don't worry about it. I will. Hey, I'm gonna anything I do, I will pace it out.
You got it. Have, like, conviction notice this week to you've been evicted from your dorm already.
Yeah. Um, I had a little disagreement with my roommate. A Z is gonna happen. And
you disagree with a college room, and they evicted you?
Yeah, they talk.
So you're in the wrong.
Well, it's one of those things where you know how college dorm rooms have bunk beds. I said I walked in and I said to my roommate, I don't know if I can handle this. Uh,
we're about to share
bad. Let's sleep that far apart for me.
Let's put them together. It's just increase will take him down and we'll put him will put the beds together and we'll just share So we have a little bit more space on. He had a problem with that. Uh, for some reason, on he complained that they are a in the r a went and took it up the ladder. What
they said were were a victim, this queen pretty home. A bubble we'll try. Exactly.
And that to me, is where that you guys obviously know. I'm sort of in the process of disputing this eviction. I think
this queen's gay. That's why the quote I don't know
if you guys have noticed the kind of a vibe at the school we have landed. That is a little
bit right, Right, everyone super open. And like there. I mean, despite other than this one roommate, everybody's, you know, fluid in their sexuality. And I'm like, What the fact this is a little weird. I'm not. I gain Amar because you've taken okay now, right? Rats weird.
You've been a woman you've been gay on. You don't like how fluid people are here. You at least want it defined.
The only next
step for you is to is to go a sexual fish like that New movie
wagon. Oh, where I fucking fish. I'm an idea that would led Zeppelin in the seventies.
Oh, wow. We parted with that.
Yeah. Yeah. Not Led Zeppelin, but led Zep again. Just a cover band.
Yeah, those guys are crazier than leads.
I would say they party way harder than Zeppelin, which is why they are who they are.
Yeah, that's why they weren't where they were. Both coming up both playing the same song and Led Zeppelin one out. I had my money on led Zep again. Exact set. It's undone, President. They didn't know each other. Just accidental.
Yeah, all the same socks. But their lead singer really can't nail most of the notes. Uh, attitude area, But these guys could party,
but yeah. I mean, like, I'm sorry about your eviction.
No, it's OK. It's OK. Obviously, I'm moving to a nude in here dorm. You guys can stop touching me. Uh, I'm obviously moving to a new dorm room. I'm trying to get a solo room. Uh, I get
a solo dorm room.
Yeah, right. Well, I know it's not in the dorm. I'm hoping to try one
of those, like, sort of like military hospitals where everybody's in the same room and is discussed in
America. You are you on? I was looking for back. Well, that was the original idea. And then then it's just like there's 20 people who can't all have a problem with me.
So as part of your kick off, are you kicked off campus? Do you have to live off campus or you just not permitted in that dorm?
I'm not permitted in that dorm room and have not been assigned a new one. So I'm currently homeless. Kind
of just kicking you kick in your file down the road? Yes. You haven't really heard back.
I haven't heard back. And I've been I've been really banging down the door to try to figure out my sleeping situation.
But if you wanted to come, I mean, I don't like a friend being homeless. If you wanted to come sleep in my dorm room, that would be fine. I think our floors no virgins. So that way I know.
You know what you
know. What way could let's
take a quick picture with me? I feel bad. I know what it could. Take it. Take a and you just got bunny here.
Yeah, I think this like a Polaroid picture. Stop. Stop tapping your foot. You know, this'd
isn't nice. You are homeless. We live on the sex for
you. You're not allowed. So obviously, obviously well detectable. Here's what we could let
you curl up on the Welcome out right outside the glass
store. You know,
I want to be looking dirty dog. Are
you saying that like, it's a gross bad thing, but I'm going to accept it, and I'm gonna make the best of it. So you guys could eat my ass.
We'll have a leash in my backpack. Do you want todo get bread first? A little early for you guys. Yeah, We've all lost
its well trod territory that I am a fucking driving tried. Okay, so if
we could
just leave that shit in the past
Oh, in college
colleges where people lose their
this'd you don't fucking have a heart attack this time. When we finally get laid at the end of the season, I'm not going to I've been doing, I guarantee you were you getting later?
Here's the thing I guys, I've been doing slow. I've been doing slow immersion therapy to avoid ever having a heart attack, taking steps closer and closer to sex for the past few weeks
where you had a panic attack. Just looking at a picture of shorts the other day. A little girl short little Whoa, whoa, whoa.
On the panic attack was do to be being uncomfortable with the fact that someone handed me a photo of a little girl
short. Jesus. No, it was not. I was not her side of the story, but my side is I gave you a little picture, little girl shorts. Why did you have a picture of little girl shorts? Milk? I'm rushing a brat. And I was showing the boys that I know what cheerleader shorts are. Yes, I'm rushing for Sigma Chi on their there. Hes in the hell out of me right now. You yesterday God getting hazed. I'm getting hazed bad.
Is it tough for you? Is a 50 something year old man rushing, afraid with a bunch of 18 year olds?
A lot of people say, you know, you grow out of being humiliated, you know, like you don't have a tolerance for it. You love it. Well, you don't know any better your fucking stupid and you're desperate. You're desperate, little bitch, and you get into college and you're like, Yeah, I'll let me put it just so you guys will let me drive you around on homecoming football day so that our but I have never own out of that a love And I love it. Yeah, I'm a sub, I'm for sure, us up. When they start beating me, I go more put me in leather I yell at him and they're like, What the heck?
Yeah, it's not that they said it's not that fun for them.
T e like it. They tied a £15 dumbbells. My sack back the other day and I was like, Oh, fuck this shit feels get on
And they said, Never mind. Just let him through this
They just left early, went to the pita pit.
Oh, yeah, And then that is a That's a tough pictures there for all the dead animals. There be a bit
people up. It is rough. I went in there. I went in there looking for ah BLT in a pita and walked into the wrong place. Right? And it is a mass grave for animals. People against the ethical treatment of animals
can get a little bit of Mediterranean food in the back corner.
Yes, that's true and affordable
falafel. Only that you meet actually worth walking through. Starving
after I fell awful awful. Which is the third place in there for a lot of love. Yeah,
I feel awful for a feel awful, awful, awful.
I haven't. That's the desert place, right? Yes. I feel awful
for waffle. It's I feel
awful. Full waffle. It's awful. Yeah, that place is next. I steer clear of that whole area. I just do. It's too much for me,
but I mean, this is This place is crawling with excitement. There's clubs you can get into college. Wasn't like this when we were back. You No, no,
no, no, this is great. I was on the quad earlier, and you know, people we're kind of walking around May and avoiding me, but it was nice to just be around. Everything I tried to get into a
game does feel like there's, like, 20 feet of negative space around me everywhere I go. But people are marching and they're being inclusive, and I'm like, What the Heck,
Sam, How did your audition for the are cappella group go?
Yeah, well, let's just say I didn't make Let's just say right now I didn't make it. I didn't make it firstly, but
they don't even they don't tell. People know this early. I have already told you know,
as soon as I press play on the boom box, they were like, You know
what? You end up choosing cause you you showed us a bunch of different renditions
of different songs. Yeah, well, I was trying to do a knock capella version of my heart will go on Gandhi on something.
And the first thing you did was play music. Yeah, I'm not Ah, Capella.
I played music and I played music s So we got into this big argument in the audition and they said that we would have given you another chance. I've wasted the literal time of your audition arguing with us, and I said, Well, this is not hospitable. I'm going to find a new major. So that's I found hotel management. You were
gonna major in occupy
waas. I was going to I was going to see our capella.
Uh, we're getting into a lot of fights. The first. Wait.
Well, hey, hey. You can take the man out of Hollywood, but you can't take Hollywood out of the man. You know what I'm saying,
man, So far were all out of bad. But I just
want to put this on this. This orders or worming your guys here,
but it's the only place you'll
put a worm. Okay? All right, then. Your war. Yeah. Okay. You're warm. Gets No. That's what I was saying. When I'm trying
to say is buried in the ground way. Haven't put it in the hole in the ground. I tried to pretend like it's a busy Listen,
it was early. I saw the early bird catch that word
your ass. Like JFK's as well. Firstly, first all
four limbs or shooting up in the air go your pelvis getting pulled into the ground. The
early bird I was up early enough that nobody would have seen that happen. Well, listen, I'm trying to stay, Guys. Is that I really think we need to take this opportunity at a fresh start. Seriously and focus on Are you guys know? I decided to focus on good to go to medical school on, and it's gonna be a lot of work for me. So I
need you guys to know that I just need you guys
to know that I'm not going to be down to party all the time. It's new. I'm I'm gonna be studying. I think that's great. That is, they know.
And I think that's a really you know, you were such a bad teacher that I think that going into something where you're helping people because you're a kind man, Yes.
There any more respectable profession than helping people for an exorbitant about a money and making tons of money and having a nice car? I think being a doctor is one of the most. It's one of the best ways to get a big house.
Well, really, it's a service, which and you're gonna be the type of doctor that kind of suits your personality, right? You're gonna be an anesthesiologist. Well, I
don't appreciate the explanation of why, but yes, my choice is to get into anesthesiology.
And why is that?
Because I want I don't want people toe have to tax
people falling asleep. Just talking to you. Wanted to be your fault? No. You
again. I know that pain is a difficult thing to Okay. Well, wow, you got your first patient over there. Get Sam. Okay, You know what? I could see that this year's gonna be noted on every other year.
Howard, we love you. It's the You were roasted you for earlier. Okay, We're in a new setting. Where? In a dank stank basement. And we're having fun getting
loose. Oh, uh, go. A specialist feels
like as best as we can. Todd, how's that going? What was that?
That zero to a preacher.
Asbestos? We can. I mean, we all know that
way We've all adopted the movement.
Yes, I started a go fund me to help pay for the Kickstarter of that movement. Oneto. I don't want to donate myself, but if people want a go fund me my donations also, it's
simply the fund starting a Kickstarter dot com. That's right. How much money does you need?
As much as you got. Uh,
go find me is
great because you get whatever people donate, so you don't have to meet your goal. You can just keep making money.
Um, so yeah, I think I got. Ah, I'm gonna be in a practice today hoping it will be a big news from our walk on. Uh, you
have to like, you have to, like, do the 40 yard dash.
That's right. That's right. Well, it's a lot of people. It'll be a dash. Yes. And I'm just hoping I get onto the track. Um, you know this because that's where in college, that's where the ladies are. His athletics. Um and I love the way the treats players I'd love to be involved in that in any way possible.
Seem like your head needs any more hurt. You know, you don't even
have these any more hurt time.
You don't even have c t e. And you're pretty fact app, Tad.
Well, I do. I was diagnosed with CTE upon birth.
Your mom fuck and ran around with your ass
where your mom was a famous football
player. Yes, that's right. My mom
Joan and name. It
was Jonah Nemeth. Joan. Name it. And you might know where is
kind of
like Joan and, uh, Q sacks? Yes, Like the
Keystone and John Cusack. That's right. She is the
I thought it was, um I thought it was Bun Roth
Allsburg. Well, Bun Rothenberger is my adopted mother. Okay? Yes. Yeah, there's right after before. That is between Joe Nemeth and Bratina. Far
you got. You're going to get to choose who your mother
was. That's right. Talk about Joyce. You're does Michelle straight hand, right? What? I believe in a son's right to choose their mother. That is.
That's right. Well, we did. We had Padre versus the United States that went to the supreme court.
Of which football Mom was yours. Yes,
I was one of the specifics of How does a Martina
I wanted to choose my mom after birth on my mom's wanted to abort me after birth
weight. You were the first fetus to take the stand, right, Vida?
Um, yeah, I took the stand first fetus ever, and I won the trial. I went to the Supreme Court and ah, it is a 5 to 4 decision of the minority decision. Said that this is the craziest thing we've ever seen. And even way were voted No, just cause this is what is going on,
right? That that fetuses still attached to its mother with his
umbilical cord I object,
which should give us a clue to the verdict. But, you know, he's going to fight. What? He's gonna fight
for what's right. So anyway, uh, hoping toe do the 40 today. I want to get a 15 2nd 40 and the text get eyes on half that's long with his 50 seconds are for 40.
Usually they're about 3.5 to 5 seconds.
I'm 75 I'm in a wheelchair. So give me your
75. Yeah, but you look much older. You have a chemical peel, which I think hurt.
Yes. Well, it was pretty painful, and I'd you self peel that was Wait your ass out on the beach. Yeah, well, I went to the place of the beach. The Joker goes to, uh, that's for a chemical peel.
Yeah, if you go to the water treatment plant, that's right on the coast, where they process all the poof and add a lot of chemicals. And then you say Just spinach, Give me one spin through
what's been through. Give me the usual. Give him 350. That's unusual. 1000 dollars. Okay. Through $50,000
right? Uh, shit. Well, how guys look, I think we have we ever work Cut out for us is all I'm trying to say. And I think we all need to focus. We can We can focus on the social stuff, but we also need to focus on getting our lives in order so that we have a future. Yes. You know,
because you want a Perrier or a soft
drink or not if I have to pay for it. Okay.
Well, we take a quick break. I need to stretch my like, uh,
welcome to your digital course catalog. The following courses have just been added for next trimester Anthropologie 2 to 1. Not your mother's anthropology class. It's your father's. Everyone's father will teach this class one on one with their kid. Don't ask about the logistics of how this will happen, but let's just say your father has to quit his job, moved to the college and teach this class to you for no money. Intro to Buffalo Wild Wings lab. Please come prepared on your first day with your own sauce, spin bucket and your $30,000 lab fee. Okay.
Well, guys, uh, hope that break treated Joe. Great cause it treated me great. Um, but things were no different this season as they've always been. We got a guest in in the in the lounge today. Ah, good friend. Ours. You know, we saw him every now and then. And Hamilton hey, is one of our favorite substitute teachers because he's ah, really good guy. And his name is Jim Smith.
Jag eyes Smith in the Yeah. Yeah, that's what I would say all the time. How
are you guys doing Brake A C? Yeah.
Yeah, it's great to be seen. I'll tell you that much. I think I was invisible for about five years. I'm
just kidding that. Is that a dig? How we didn't come to
you as well? No. I invited you to things for several years that using to lose e mails all the time. I don't know how that happens.
Well, listen, debut, but we just don't love playing games. You like to play a lot of games at your parties. We just thought
you met with the emails like it's just invites is not playing game.
No, no. When we get to your party's, it's alright. Like oh, I got this new game. You guys gotta play it.
Yeah. I'm sorry that you were the donkey that one time that we played Pin the tail.
Yeah, but with the Yeah, but is that what you're upset about? You
have a twist where there's always some human getting punished.
Yes, I'm sorry, but you know, humans are essentially disgusting. I'm really almost drowned in that game of go fish, right? Look, I'm sorry. I thought it was very clear that the title of the game was go com A fish and you are all fits well,
you would whip us from the top of a lot of the pool for not swimming.
I was excited. The one game night I did attend one of your parties. We played a game of settlers to Qattan. I was so excited. One of my favorite classic simple game. Yes, I get there and you say all right, you're the sheep. Yes. And I say, What do you mean? On the sheep? And you say Go out back yet you go
out back saying you said I don't understand English out of your mouth, Bob! Bob, Bob,
Bob! And all of a sudden please welcome Chris Catan Yeah, he was a special guest. It's difficult to get Chris content. He's Corky Romano. So it's
not so difficult. But it I mean, I had
we've all seen contain it. Many parties around town.
I mean, I had to give him return gas money one way.
Well, I just didn't love that. When we play Monopoly, I went straight to jail. Real jail,
Real jail. Yeah, I have a friend down at the sheriff's Department, and he was kind enough to when you landed on go directly to jail. He popped in and he pistol whipped you. And I'm sorry about that, but I think it's you see, You
see that movie game night? That's just to say it like you wrote that movie. It feels very similar to that movie. It doesn't seem like something I would write.
Very kind because I'm an amateur writer. We
do. You like it? We like the plays
you used to put
our definitely an amateur writer. I've read some of your poetry. It is crap. Well,
that's I mean, I'm not mainly way is that I love crab. Yeah, out, sir. Like a Michael Jackson. Bad kind of you just We are big jags and heads. Yeah, that's great to see you guys again. I e missed. You have been over there at Hamilton High the for the past three days, so I thought I'd come by you. 74 I was subbing for Mr Khanna. Wall. Oh, yeah, And it's been It's been great. It's been really good. Let you guys know that, um, I can do any subject any subject I'm an expert at, and
we're willing to do any subject. Well,
that's the thing is because all I do my whole philosophy of substitute teaching, is I. When I get the job, I get the call. I call up the A V closet in the morning. I say, Can I can I get the VCR and cannot get the TV? And then I am expert at picking any movie that has to do with whatever subject can justify.
Candle, of course, is our health. Health and sex education Teacher.
That's right. Yes. Oh, Caligula, I would pick for
you. Yeah. So what about if you did a math class that feels like it might be hard
math? I would normally do something like 88 minutes that that that movie. And I would have the kids count every minute. And 123 all the way up to 88. Smart. And
these are high school students.
These are high school students. So they can get up there. They can get all the way up Teoh, usually about 99 where they start, do their eyes cross. And they're like, Where am I?
I didn't know if I agreed when you played naturally. Bray in Spanish. Glad you don't know if you agree, you know. But now that I think about it, I search within yourself. I agree with that You very much. What do you think
of our new digs? Obviously you can see we're in a dank, smelly basement with good base.
Well, you say that, but you don't know. I went blind the other day, so
I decided to come in with a walking stick.
Yes, I did much like Steve Wonder, the famous blind musician.
Well, you have to
understand we were confused because you always you always walk around with that walking stick. Before you
I did. I I needed a little help, as they say. But now I need a lot of help, as they say. And
you're taking this really Well, thank you very
much. Well, it just happened the other day. It was better. Oh, my God. This
was three days ago in the eclipse happened.
That's right. Yes, I Of course, everyone was out there looking at the eclipse, and I was like, No way. No way. I'm not gonna look at that thing. And I would actively shut my eyes. And I was walking around my eye and I had a sleep mask on. And I guess I wandered out into traffic because I was just I was hit by a semi, uh, truck. And
why do they call them semis? Wonderful. Hit really hard now, here
with the whole truck or just something that sort of poked you in the eyes.
I was hit No, by the entire truck at the same time. All three dimensions of wow. Okay, they They said they've never seen anything like it. It was crazy. Direct every part of the truck. If you, from front to back all parts touched me at the executive on all you lost was your eyesight. That's right. They hit me right, directing the I way Comey in the Naga, as they say. Good grief. I'm sorry to hear that. It's been interesting being a blind man.
Interesting. It's been interesting
because it seemed, you know, I mean, they say that when you lose one of your senses, all of the others become intensifies. I definitely felt us up, came in the room and believe you, me, I was able to tell you were humans after a good 60 seconds or so. Yeah. We
were like, I don't know if you need to put your hands on your side.
I didn't know I was blind, but you were OK with it, though.
Well, yeah, well,
we have seen You know why we thought maybe, you know, there was some new custom. We weren't accustomed.
Teoh custom, but yeah, all your senses a lot. But I saw you really enjoying oatmeal right before you got there.
Oh, my God. Oatmeal that. I used to think it was disgusting.
Millets classically nasty
because I had never smelled nor tasted it before. I just looked at it. Right. But if you just smell it just tasted hits the most delicious food in the world
and you're getting
some pretty good government benefits now that you're blind, I mean, the blacker comes. You can park wherever
the literally crashing everywhere. No, into dark. There. They sent me
that placard. I was like, Well, that's a little ironic, isn't it? That's a little dig. You think it was a big roast Every time they get a change, their classic roasters, like I didn't know this was a roast. This is like, you know, Anthony Jessel, Netgear and Whitney Cummings. They were, which is there. They were there, delivered the mail, they delivered the mail. To me, it was like a make a wish thing
because they heard about my unique accident. Wow. It was there, Make a
wish. Yeah, they're They're dying. And they were like, I just want to meet this interesting man who was get by so much of the truck. So I showed him around my walking stick out
for a little bit. Well, we're gonna miss them on the dais.
Yeah, well, day is is that the days you shall
Ross will be there. Hold on.
There. Yeah, I hope Phoebe does Smelly cat.
Oh, yeah. Arose
that That's what they say by the way. To an audience that laughs at what you do like you killed you. Is that interesting? You feel it is How
are you doing? More comedy now?
I'm doing so much comedy now. Um, so you know, You know, um I mean, my my personal story is what audiences air really interested in because, you know, full your set because, well, you know, I've told you many times that my name is Jim Smith. It seems like such a regular name until they learned that GM short for gymnasium, it is G y AMG. Why I am, uh It's because it's where I was born. And it's where I work so immediately. Fascinating. Now that I understand the different exactly ends where I'll die, hopefully, God willing. But you keep trying to kill us up with the final Four. I dio and they're like,
Wait, save it until the finals thing is like the 16th seed here. What does that make you shoot?
1/2 court shot toe, let you kill yourself? You make it that
exact again. And you think I would practice, But instead, I it's always like three days before I might actually get out on the court
if this blind man makes this shot, he gets to kill himself. Thanks for
the pressure. I mean, the president must get to you.
They say, cover your ears, kids. So that a they've covered their bases with that. That's good. That's were, uh, so the comedy is great. It's been Treat me great on the circuit. Yeah, yeah, I've been now in the blind comedian, so that gives me an extra hook. Um, so I have a lot of blind jokes, right? When I say a lot, I being I'm working on one.
You're sort of existence. Sort of is the big joke. This
that's true. People just kind of look at me and they go, Well, that's funny. I don't know what it is. I don't know what happened to that man, but that's funny.
Are you doing? You might be a blind man, you
know, like, if you can't see and you might be a blind,
that's as far as I got
most of job. That's a joke I can't do. I can't get away
with it. I don't You know I'm not afflicted. Don't touch with it. I'll
tell it around the block touches and I'll say it around anybody.
You've got that kind of courage. You're like a Ricky Gervase over here.
That's exactly right. That's right. And I I take similar photos of myself. Put him out there. Uh,
you've gotten so felt lately and it looks not funny. It was great.
Thank you. Yeah, I think that most support the about a comedian is people could see my body.
You're just taking regular photos. And people are like, Are you doing the Ricky Gervase ugly face? And you're like, No, this is fake. He's
That's right. I get a lot of are you doing? This person's ugly said, OK, you're not a silly one.
Brad Pitt making his ugliest face
is almost a couple.
Yeah. How did you lampooning a dead man in this photo?
Well, that was the photo next to my father's casket. I was lampooning him in that photo.
You roses. That's right way. And I heard Anthony and Whitney were there.
That's right. Yeah, we did not get along. Really? Yeah,
yeah. Being honest, I think
they're having a bit of a field day with this. Make a wish stuff. How
many Dio kids really wish it? It's not
cold make only one wish. Yeah, I guess it's like regulation. Then they make it, get it. And they make another wish. Yeah. There. Wishing for more wishes in the Yeah, classic Jeannie
situation. Jim, we're back in college. And is there something that, like, we're
This is our track delay way so successful earlier? Yes. Yeah, yeah.
Um, it's a test for a rebirth for us. Is there something the end would do if you could go back to college? Something you regret not having done. So are you
saying it to go back in time situation? Are you saying I re enroll as the person I am today? You be more specific. Go
back in time to 10 years after you graduated and re
enroll. Roll. Okay, well, this is tough. So is there. If there's something that I would do if I went back to college, I would definitely I would take more electives. Um and I would run for student body president. Definitely. And I would be head of the yearbook, and I would also run the student paper. Wow. And I would also be in charge of booking all the comedians.
So, like everything you want to do kind of every do
not get involved with much and high
snow. During college, I pretty much I took one class and then I slept 23 hours a day. That's interested 11 hour class, 11 hour class. And then I just was like, Let's out to return the light out. Were you oppressed? I believe I was different. I mean, that's, you know, it was a psychology class, depressed, and it was just me. It was just me.
So you had therapy, and then you pass that it was the
way he was. The room was a small study with a crouch. Okay, I would lay down on my my mommy would take me now what college was what college was This ad, this was This is in an office building in a strip moment. I want to
point out you have the sleep patterns of, like a three toed sloth.
Thank you so much. That's what that's what they would say to me. And I would say, No, I actually have 10. And they would put that argument to rest right there, right? Invested. Exactly. So no, I would just get more involved. I get up into it and get involved. You would around just go to therapy? No, I actually go to college. So if I have the chance to go to college instead of therapy, I would do that, then. Yes.
Yeah, we're closer cause none of us are in therapy, so we're all closer.
No, You guys gotta go. I think you have so much that you could get off your chest. Well, tell me your deepest secrets. Oh, um, I have fun that we never do that on game night.
I guess I wear the same shirt too much.
Yeah. Deepest woman. Yeah. Yeah. We've noticed in the guys me and noticed my brood without
your brows. Full time employees
crack a cold one with us, Rose.
Okay. Ever since that game, a Simon says I'm not IBRA. Okay? I'm sorry, but Simon Helberg was available and he was up making you
do think a kick e. I was
really excited to go to your house finally and play a game. Sorry. I thought we were getting finally. He's going to apologize
now. It's now. It was just an intervention where we were trying toe get you to apologize to us for things that you've done.
Yeah, well, yeah. No,
I think that's my favorite, but I think a lot of people do interventions wrong. But you did it right. You also around the person and you make them.
That's a type of intervention. Yes. More of a shame. Circle shape. You did to me a lot of well and then pregnant. Pauses, waiting to get pregnant. Possibly. Yeah. I finally got that trick. All the schools that I go around Teoh I got I finally got 1/3 teacher pregnant. Wow. I didn't know you were shooting for that daisy. A gymnasium. Dodgeball, Smith. It soniya Smithsonian, right? That's your last name, Smithsonian. Because wear that. That's where the gym was that I was born in the in the basement of the Smithsonian. Dodgeball relieved that. Well, that's where I was born. My my my mother. May she rest in peace. She's taking a nap. She, uh she was in the middle of a game of dodgeball at nine months, and she got She took a hard one to the stomach and I just slipped right out and she thought I was a dodgeball. She picked me up and threw me, and that umbilical cord made me snap right back up into her. Who? I was comical. It was like something out of. There's something about married.
You gotta tell this on stage. Tell me you're using it.
I don't know. That's private. That's to private. I could never do that to my mother, my dear, departed mother. She she left to go sleep in a motel.
No. Listens. This. So your secrets safe?
It won't go on.
Thank you. Anyway, I was just very proud of that
s O s. Oh, yeah. You have three simultaneous women
simultaneously pregnant. Yes, it was it. We had an orgy. And I was, like, the first to their periods because and all three happen to be ovulating at the same time. That's because hanging out there, different schools. But just somehow being teachers, they had sink themselves up. And
I think we're all remember. We were not. We were bathroom schedule. Yeah, Yeah, we take nasty shit. Simultaneous.
That's like sort of the middle
of refute way. I'll start balding around the same time.
Yeah, well, obviously I am not beholding
bald or gone. You pays
at the same time, we're not talking about his to pay. You see, Is that not something that just my riel hair way are? He's not Okay, so it's OK
to say, Hey, he ripped his. He did he He probably doesn't want to hear this story, but he ripped his hair out in a fit. When we were out in Hollywood, he ripped his hair out and replaced it with soccer. Great grass from a field. Really? That's artificial
Hair grows long if I let it. You mean if you let it? I'm just saying, if I let it grows and green, are you dying it yet? No, it it grows green. Trump. Obviously, this is better air blond or brown for
this to when you misunderstood what people meant when they said you get a rug. You were walking around with a Persian rug in your head for about three months.
Yes, exactly. Exactly. Speaking of Persia, some other big news. Yes. Finally I did it. I killed a person. Man,
you've been You've been on this crazy racist tirade for years. Well, ever since
they enacted those stand your ground laws, I was like, I can't I gotta get him on
that must feel good. I mean, how long have you been staring at that vision board?
Just been like, damn way. No, it's approaching me. When is somebody gonna get on my property? And what wasn't a
scenario where it was? Was it someone who was, uh what is a person you knew or was?
It was. It was a person I half new. I, uh
this was a real Persian. Not Jake Gyllenhaal. Right.
Well, let me tell you something. He was his handsome is Jake Gyllenhaal. And about his talented same address. Same address? Yeah, he lived in Jake Gyllenhaal's in his guesthouse, I guess. Game recognize game. Just Jake Gyllenhaal saw this guy on the street was like, You're like a young Jake Gyllenhaal. You gotta live in my guesthouse anyway.
So been there. We've been there, people recognizing our game and saying Come live with us anyway. So
what kind of movies are you working on right now? It's because you said you are. Take it pretty obsessed with the something about Mary.
I try to write one page a day of my sequel to There's Something About Mary where called
I'm Seriously, I think there is something about Mary, right?
And, uh, it's it's I'm and trying to attach Ben Stiller. Uh, and I've been I've been calling him up every single day and getting his receptionist a lot and, ah, lot complaining about his previous. You know, like the movies from the last five years. There's serious. That's an icebreaker. And then and I'll say. But speaking of funny what you what? You weren't well, I was talking about the opposite of it, so it makes sense to them, at least. Yeah, OK, I'll say, I'm I got another page every day I come every day.
And how is your relationship with this receptionists? Are you guys getting pretty close?
It's his name's norm. And when he answered the phone, I say no arm like cheers. And he loves it, he says. That's funnier than anything you put in the script because I read him the script every day time. That's one page of the time, and he can retain the sense of story Really, because I recap all information at the top of each page. Knowing Norm is my audience. Right, right. So I'm on page 145 right now. It is the recap is getting lengthy. Wow. So you were telling us right before we started recording that you're having another game night tonight and you want us to come? That's
the reason I came.
Guys, I want you guys to come. I'm
open to this. As long as it's not gonna way like
we're back, we know each other again a little bit. This is nice. Maybe we can do
If you can
guarantee a good time for the four of us. And that's not being some sort of prop for the game. We're
gonna have a nice pinata. Uh um just bring your baseball bats. If you could all collectively Cabrera, you'll collect them. Well, I mean, you know, I mean,
I'm not gonna
bring a baseball bat that you're gonna beat me with my own bad. I'm not gonna do that. If that's what
you want to be beaten with, someone else's bad. It seems like that's emasculating enough you don't show up, stick thousands of multicolored post it notes all over myself and show up. I did. And is
that why you fed me all those knickers in their wrappers?
Yeah, well, hopefully you haven't digested those bad boys yet also, is that the
reason that that I got ah, whole thing of twine with with, ah, noose tight
Did feel really know that was a different reason. I
think about you put a screw in my head and tied
to the ceiling.
I did. Well, trapping nation, uh is that's where you drill a hole in someone's head in order to allow air in there. And it's supposedly euphoric for the brain.
I was gonna eyes
one of my hobbies. So? So those two are unrelated. Yours for those of you keeping
thing we want. If I can come gymnasium with that f word, not the other one. I don't think we want a faggot. Come.
Uh, come on, guys. I need this. I need I need to set a good example for my three Children that I can have friends. And I can have male
relationships. No, that I thought the women were all pregnant. They
are all I need. Just, like start planning the scene. Okay. Hey, I wanna go sit in the stay in the shade. It's like, well, wears a tree. I haven't planned the seed yet.
So what you gonna do have these women come over and loudly talk about how you're friends with other men gets through this time and
maybe they'll take a cop a plastic cup and, you know, get down on each other stomachs and talking to each other.
Like the classic thing in movies where kids would put a glass to a doorway to try to hear inside
movies. Are these your little kid into spies? Little kids? Five. Father to grope TV Truck TV? Yeah, whatever You know, filmed
isn't TV is movies. Do you think TV is movies? Answer that right now, I think. Giant dammit, I think TV is as much movies. TV is as much movies as movies. Movies? Yes, it's three. These movies,
movies I don't know. I think they're all video stories. Magazines. I think the Pacers movies, magazines is paper to is paper TVs, which is TV's movies and TV newspapers is DVDs and Web sites. Is website
Z threes? Yeah, and MP threes is blue race.
Look, all those mediums. I am a theater guy through and through.
Speaking of mediums. No, I'm an amateur fortune teller. Now you have built up news like crazy is crazy. Everything
that's been going on, but I feel like I haven't seen you in. So we're an amateur for to tell a professional I'm a professional teacher. I don't think I would have to be a professional fortune, Teoh, but I basically just on the weekends, I just you know, I go down to the boardwalk and I just you know, I take a look at people and I try to say like, Hey, does anyone need their fortune told? And you're guessing you're just guessing. I'm just guessing. In the end ago, I
do doing
my force and told I go, You'd I just told it, You need your fortune told And that's how I proved that I can do it. That's good. Yeah,
it's It's I'm an amazing person. And I wish you would hang out with me more. Well, we'll see him or not. I'm not gonna come to your house dressed like a pinata and let you beat the shit out of me. Yeah, I'm just that any of us
are up for
that. I'm really sorry. I'm in no surprise. Surprise Sneakers back. Hopefully you're a glutton for those sneakers. We didn't know
it was here. This is college. Yeah. You guys Students? Yeah. What are you doing here? Sneaking around in the basement. We're gonna make me. Oh, I like to Why would go? You fuck this guy? He's a virgin. What? Oh, God, no. So I got 10 my girlfriend cheated. He's excited again. This is way. Gotta get. We got to get him to a hospital. What's his name? How? What? They're dead friend's name. I throw Howard. All right, well, we got to get Howard Dawes buttle again.
Uh, you guys could stick down here. We're done with the basement.
If you guys want to use the podcasting equipment, do whatever you guys need to do.
Find anyone? One. Take your time. But our friend here is having a heart attack.
And if you want to come to a party tonight to a game night 911 I'm having a great one. Tonight
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