Toddorade with Crossing Guard Corey B. Mobbin (Ego Nwodim)

So we just lay back and I just feel your body close your eyes keep them open. Doesn't matter. Just don't think too

much are supposed to be like visualizing anything. Uh, would Okay, I get it. Now it's one strike of concentration of relax, ation bowl and baseball hunters and spot. You're really walking on me here. Think about the

heavy weight of my whole body compressing your old bones. Not just compress the oh, not payment. That pain is weakness. Leaving the body. You're feeling good. Not really bad.

Don't sue me now. Uh,

should I leave? Just leave the towel on or Well, how much money do you have give? I don't have it. I mean, you know how

happy Oh, I like this is This is that's just part of what I'm learning in hotel, man. Because you give the option and you you're always working for yourself.

I think Todd is broken.

Wow. That felt. I mean, that was good

Eyes. Good. Find the baseball an haunted house. Halloween's a little distracting. Yeah, it feels like you could just do the spots

that weren't thinking about your problems, where you were thinking about no response I was confined. Fullness. It's forced mindfulness.

It's a little confusing that you're wearing an umpire mask and the Jason hockey mascot the same time.

Correct? I'm wearing an umpire hat and the Jason hockey. Yes. So,

yeah, it's exactly what I'm going for

on I get choking on your bag of chalk.

Yeah, the rosin bag. Yeah, Yeah, I accidentally spell I spelt it wrong. I put racing. You

double down and you

put race thes raisins are in his Chalkias. I like that. Well,

we're new, were Thank you. And if you put that in the West suggestion box everything

I say this I think I could use Maybe next time you should maybe replaced the put a yoga mat on the floor some because I think this the sunflower seed shells kind of ending into my right below that we have both. They're all pretty hard and they hurt on your back.

Did you guys put your hand in the bowl of eyeballs?

Usually people do grapes or something like Yeah,

right. Well, that's what the actual Kauai's Kauai's? Yeah. Did you put your hand in the bowl of long meat tongues? Oh, meet tongues. Those accounts there along meet

once. I once I saw the rial eyeballs, I was like others probably actual animal.

Yeah. And did you guys meet the cow

cap? That's that. Cal is fucked up, but Friendly. Relaxing? Yeah, he's Dosso. He seems to be sedated, Heavily sedated.

That's right. Well, that's the only way that the spc I would let me have

Really? They said, you know, you want

something? Dropped him off with the pound

weight, do not I? So I wanted about I used to work. I

used to work at a humane society and the things people would drop off where Justin saying it

was killing all the dog.

All right, because

if you have an animal

that you can't handle your getting rid of it. Yeah, and so they're trying their best. But you know

what? I dropped my daughter off at the pound, one that

was going to say I had

when I was a no kill shelter. Right knows guilt was killed. It was further

from your house. Yeah,

Yeah, it was much further. And it was a kill shelter, and I don trump totter off there and they said, Sir, we should report you for this, But we're gonna give you a pass because we like your hat.

talked to your family at any point in the last couple years

Bill. Have you

or about them?

Yeah. Yeah. Well, you yourself

quite a bit.

I talked

about them. It's early on. I mentioned them once.

It's kind of just

around. You dropped out. You

want to talk? I haven't brought in my daughter in a long time. Is she still cash? Poor? Still cash poor. She's the She's not liquid. Currently she's illiterate,

Not my daughter is either illiterate or a white supremacists. Right when that tried to drop her off at the kill shelter

because I was too complicated. Not fun to deal, which

is? Yeah, it was too hard

to explain in too weird you couldn't play it out. Shit.

What type? Foods not covered?

No. Well, you know the type. Food isn't hot. Cup

tie hole type. We order starting. We ordered Thai

hold tight. Hold coming. They said it's gonna be another 75 minutes. I don't understand what the way we've been waiting for 75 minutes and they just they just They re upped on the deal and said it was gonna be another 75

tie hole.

After the deliver driver gets caught up every once in a while, it's I wouldn't throw. I wouldn't go around blaming anybody right away. We'll

see. But the thing that I'm really upset about is you know, the thing that we're always

upset politics these days.

This'll kind way here is he has never seen such a disrupt. I feel

you guys just look at the recorder. What do you see there?

That's probably a problem and all. It is a little instrument with eight holes in it, and you blow into it and it makes a nice little sound,

right? That Well, that's my woodwind instrument. The recorder that I have here but the audio recorder that we're using to record

here. Well, the shoot red lights on. So that means the battery is dying.

No, guys, it's filming

us. That camera. Yeah, we did. You put us on candy. Wait, wait. Did I do something in? Did I do anything funny? E winter.

Oh, my God is summed. Dead man gonna host this and show it, Teoh,

It was a dead man gonna host the Oh, okay. I know what's happening. Where is the dead host? Bring

okay. Case paper.

Bring in case in case his corpse and show us what we did wrong.

You know

that Casey case him is the next crypt keeper.

I think you just Look, you just find out something disappointing time, Todd. You were You were gonna be the crypt tested you? We

got you tested for the Crypt Keeper crypt.

Yeah. And you blew the test, right? You blew your tested

you to see if you were dead.

You weren't auditioning. Well,

if that's what happened, I don't know what happened, but I blew the test. Okay? I was in a white room, uh, with a few a few suits, a few network suits wearing

white lab coat,

white down live or like blue kind of Zach Braff on NBC stairs scrubs. But yeah, I believe either way, I blew the test. Forgot my lines. Uh,

do you know them? Now? What were your lines?

Um, not sexually active. Uh, big history of cancer. Big allergic to iodine. But it's fine to put on May because you like the pants like the They

sound like Doug things. You say the doctors up.

Well, whatever was I blew it so But anyway, for these

guys know that the real thing is we We've talked about other things for a while now, but we've been recording this.

Oh, God, way weren't. That's why I was so relaxed. I got, I got I talked about my daughter.

You know what? My

family, I brought them up.

Okay? I always whipping themselves,

whipping his own head

sub something himself. Oh, he's a pleasure from I don't like Hey, Thistle

is bad. This is literally the worst Howard has ever been. And that is saying

I'm I'm sexually attracted to some weird shit. Yeah, and that was pretty normal compared to what I was trying to do. But that was discussed.

It was Well, well, let's just move right on

this race. German. Welcome to the teacher's lounge. It used to be the first, best and only podcast pertained issues relevant to the Hamilton High School community. But now we, of course, are back in college back to basics, learning a thing. Or do that. We thought we maybe forgot on a mortal. Now I'm immortal now. And Howard Levis, I am in med school currently doing well. Still homeless, working on it and very much in love with my girlfriend. Mistress Drina? Yes. I did not know her name was Trina. Right now it's Katrina Katrina. But she asked me to shorten it to Trina.

She she would be

killed if she wasn't so mean.

Yeah, well, you know, her attitude is the thing I'm most attracted to. Ah, and honestly, our relationship is really blossomed in the last week. You guys know, as I said before, I am homeless. Ah, and she's actually turned what I thought was a negative into a positive. She bought me a house. Whoa. Yes, but she refuses to let me sleep in it, uh, walks me by it on a leash. Shows me it, uh, shows me through the windows. Shows me how nice it's furnished. Says you'll never have.

Is that a caller?

It is. It's a caller on.

What's that thing in the middle of it is that

shapes needles. It's in its needles every time.

Dark color, but with noodles.

Yeah, It says on it. We have a collar on line three. I don't really get that.

Yeah, I don't get that either. Why would it have said that

it's almost like a bad joke. Well, we were wired. What it say that

because we were walking around Spencer's together and she said, Do you see anything

to feed her

for? I was on four feet. You had feet on your hands and feet of my and we took that. We cut

your human dog.

Yes, I'm a human dog now. And we were walking around Spencer's gifts and I saw a lava lamp I really wanted. She said. There's no am buying that for you, but I will buy you this shock collar that says we have a caller on line three. Uh, and she took my wallet out of my pocket, took my credit card out and charged. She bought 16 of these and everything in the store. Charlie charged $15,000 to my credit card. You could say I'm being financially dominated as well as you. Like

a little spend pig.

I'm her little spend pig. That's what she calls me. Honestly, I've never felt more secure and myself in my whole life than I do right now.

Your face is black and blue, for lack of a

better. Yes. Yeah, Yeah. Yeah. And upgrade you is what I would call

it. There is actually a great and that's the thing. The you can't die, but you can be hurt. And you look like you're hurt.

Yeah. Ah, yeah. Obviously you'll see. Ah, both of my elbows are broken. Uh, that is due to an accident. Not too elbows. I've broken do broken elbows. Uh, that was from from, you know, cleaning, cleaning constantly, and yeah. Yeah, And I fell down some stairs on That's really I did not get B. I didn't get beat.

We saw your fault. You

fall down the stairs? Yeah, we filmed

it and we sent it into candid camera,

and we didn't hear a

word case in case. Um,

what do you do? Get back to us?

We keep just sending it to his estate. That candid

camera? No, we just said it through the state, and we'd love to hear back,

but anyway, I'm completely ever drafted

for 40 friends on Twitter. Find us there, Casey

Casey, Fighters and followers, friend. More funny friends. Um, but anyway, I've been over drafted on my my account completely. Now, I have absolutely zero money to my name, but honestly, I'm very happy you guys, me and mistresses are are doing really

great plains. Why you stuck around us for so long is it seems like you like being treated like

I think I think it was subconscious for a long time. And now it's just sort of come to the forefront. Yeah, it's come to the forefront of my consciousness. Uh, I like being in pain. I like experiencing pain.

Disgusting. Seeing you so happy. That's what's really grossing me out. Is seeing Howard satisfy?

Yeah. Wow, that. Okay, Well, I am. And you're just gonna have to deal with

jealous. I wish I liked pain. Um, Todd. Padre. Hopeful. Walk under the football team. First string helmet right now.

And which helmet? Oh, you're the centers held it.

Yes, I'm a centers home. It and well, unfortunately, a few different centers home. It's because they've got helmet Tom and gotten pretty bad concussions. Um, but the budgets low. So I am a helmet

thing so hard that they are hurt. And you're the helmet around there?

Yes. They're getting concussions. I can't imagine what's happening. Yeah, but it's I have trouble sleeping. Uh, I'm erratic. and angry sometimes, uh, was the same old, So nothing's different. Really? Right, right. But I do get to hang out with the football team, which is nice,

and you're kind of dyed blue. It looks like so at one point, were you the Gatorade cooler?

Yes. I was the cooler, So I had to hold a ton of Gatorade inside of me. Um, And then, of course they use my little dinky is

right. They sort of squeeze it out.

Yes. Uh, and it's weird because I've

seen your Penis many times, and it does have his fingers and the push button, and it starts. P.

I never thought that that was gonna come in handy, that it was always just my cross to bear. And it ended up being the perfect for this

situation. So crazy. And the gator doesn't

taste funny cause your body isn't doing any more of its own process.

Exactly. Yes, my kidneys stopped working or filtering anything out, so that stuff just goes right through me, right? Comes out the same way it came. And still yes, uh, people love it there. Called it Todd Arrayed right now.

Is anyone saying that you're saying

that you stay in that

statement read. A lot of people have said it in response to be like we're not going to call it taught around,

but they

But the word is coming out of their mouth. You know? That's the

deception, David. But I'm not going to say Todd Aerator,

will you shot your own Todd arrayed commercial. Right?

Uh, here, the star. It's me on. And I got all the gay guys from Get rid

get guys from Gator. I don't think you got back to the wrong cup. What do you think this has something to do with being gay? It's ah, bunch of refreshed homosexuals. Is that mites? Gate array. Gator?

What is it? Them? I don't think anybody actually. Oh,

for the Florida Gators.

So anyway, eso you got all the refresh

homosexuals from Gator? I didn't commercial where, but you refresh homosexuals were sweating me. Yeah. So, like commercials that would sweat the orange, You know,

they're not

running around on a court being tired and sweating there, sweating you. They're looking at you and their wanting to be with you.

This is a defensive

video. They were sweating out tiny tots

I Yeah, I paid. I have some friends at Lucasfilm. Lucas

Filmer Lucas

is a feel good film, and

that's a young student with Lupus,

but that he's trying to look for the

Lupus. Lucas, right. Lupus. Lucas? Yeah,

Lubitz's need. His first name is Steven. Steven Lupus. And they were like, we need a first name

to ride with your disease. So, Lucas, Lupus. So, yeah, I worked with Lupus. Lucas. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I worked with Lupus Lucas and Lou Gehrig's disease. Wilson and relation. No relation to Owen Wilson. Okay, so, yeah, they did some of the C. G. It was pretty bad. I guess they don't do a lot of that because they're just college students here right now on their sick. And they're very sick there. L they don't have a lot of time for the the effects. So yeah, the video is little tiny Todd's being sweat out of refreshed gay man. Uh, thanks. Guys were These homosexuals were great. They were ah, a lot of fun on they

They weren't great. You have to get out of your way to say they're great. We weren't thinking they were bad. Not surprised. Todd got

some learning to do

and is the fact that these air gay men that doesn't have anything to do with anything. And is there a way that the audience would even know that these guys are gay? Okay,

I don't like that. I was passing around asking, like winding up to throw a punch line. Is five fighting against not saying something means So, uh, where you go, Howard, you know they got

to do is watch the

video. I just needed

to know It seemed like it was It was a valuable part of the commercial because he made such a huge deal about how these

commercial has seen bythe. I heard it's unbearable, even in a in an unformed aesthetic. Yeah, that's right. I said shoot cameras,

But you end up getting a lot of pieces of paper

with cran on it.

What? Say that again?

They were shooting the cameras, but they got a lot of stack of papers. Yeah,

Yeah, that's right. It's through. The cameraman drew everything with crab, which

is I believe something that happened Commercial is a hastily

drawn flip book. Look, all I know all I know is that vengeance typical Todd arrayed. It's Gatorade that you drink out of my body that gets sterilized. My Penis is a nozzle.

Yes, I had a few guys that ever making

that. If you guys coming drum about me sweating out of a bunch of homosexuals on, then we all parted together all night. Good.

Really? And, you

know, and seen

what do we dio? Um, you know, what do you do in your party? Ah, you get drunk. You you like, loudly exclaimed that this isn't for you? You know, you stay and then you stay into the graduates to see what

it's like. Right? So these were actually gay man. And

you you part just with and you hated it. I said I hated it the whole time. Yeah, yeah, I had about today. That means you're not gay. Never happened.

Okay, well, no need to double down or whatever were No. No, but none of us have

ever been gay.

Yeah, right. That's I've never even thought about No, Me neither. Good.

Good. Um, I have also never been gay. Good, good

are fine. And these guys were

great guys, that, uh, Bill three frat has really stepped up their presence on campus.

Absolutely. We were getting

a lot of pushback from surrounding people in the town saying that we were more than just a frat surrounding eso. We have been really lobbying hard. Teoh, get our block on frat row. Um,

you want your old Your whole blood?

Yeah, we want over our house. Yeah, we want the whole block.

Um, So what do you do to get it? You're just using normal tactics. Ah, uh,

now we

are. We are blackmailing the city hall, which is a typical frat thing to Dio. Um, yeah, you just find out information about everyone in City Hall and you approach their spouse.

What are you doing, you hacking? Are you having them followed? You hiring a private investigator?

Yes, Yes. I love the Yes, yes, yes, all of the above. Uh, mostly hacking. Yes, I am a very good hacker

and hack who is using the internet to steal information, you

know? No, it was using an accident or someone's house. Is that

hacking? I don't that way.

That's breaking and entering.

Oh, well, I thought I was Ah, new up and coming hacker.

And, uh, so, you know, anonymous Right there. all hackers. What did you think that they did?

Well, nobody knows Anonymous.

So I thought they I thought there's were, like mass that they used to rob places and go in

OK, Well, uh, they might be doing that. It sounds like you are just a low level thug right now. Uh, you've been getting some crazy information. Don't break in my room. There's nothing you'd find on May. Ah, but do you feel guilty

at all for any of this? No, no. I mean, you know, I have I I have

what many doctors have called. You are a psychopath. Eso I don't feel remorse. Good or I have no empathy.

Has anybody ever prescribed you anything for that?

They have a big case of get the hell out of my office. Doctor,

Your doctor has been still it for a while.

Yes. Hey, Waas. Hey. Was And what's that from?

Well, I Maybe it's close to something from a happy Gilmore.

Yeah, or yeah, you can have a nice warm glass to shut the hell up. Classic. Ben Stiller, Joe

Adam. Ology of that. It's It's, um it's that what was prescribed me is the same exact structure as that old joke. Good. And that I don't know where that why that happened. You know what? This But

you haven't been taking a psychic. Didn't, right?

Yeah. I've been taking psych it in, which is a heavy, heavy tranquilizers,

but it only it lasts for about 15 seconds and then stops completely and

get a little message on your phone that says, like a pro. Saikat's

soak zero. It's likes you out. It says, Oh, you're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine that it stops working and says psych, and then you're crazy. It's

a trick medicine, Um, that they're selling right now, and it really tricks the hell out of me every time

you're supposed to give it to someone you don't like and say I'm helping.

It's like that gum that shocks you. Uh,

it's a parlor, like like a fake. I'm treating my insanity with a parlor trick, and it's not working, but I really feel like a classic frat guy. I mean,

and this is big news. This is big. Um, have you set a date for you in bug son's wedding?

Well, we're still looking for the venue. We're trying to figure out what venue is available, and then we're gonna for sure book the day cause it's more about the venue for

us. So we've been

looking around and he marries. Is everyone in the It's like most frets Were you? Everyone's got to marry the leader or is just certain chosen people.

Well, I was apparently chosen in my sleep without my knowledge.

Good. And I was cool

with it. Yeah, I

The way that your chosen is a long, slow kiss on the forehead.

Yes, a very long slow. Actually, he just puts his lips to your head for about six hours. So, yeah,

if you guys looking for a venue I am. I'm looking to open up the dorms when he really I'm looking to open up a full on performance space because you detaining venue Janet

a few. Ah, soft opens. Yeah, in there where you turn the doorman, too. Yes, Sam's. What was it called? Sam's.

Sam's Pleasure Palace. It was Sam's care. Scared Sands

pleasure palaces, the new the new building, even doing where you've illegally knocked out walls in your dorm in your dorm hall. Create a construct unauthorized construction in

the hotel is You've got to really set the vibe of the building. Can just have a building and put a new facade on it. You've got to change everything. Gotta change the

norm, if you exactly that.

And we said, um, we said you probably need to get permits for this. And you came back with a bunch of crabs, little crabs. And you said these air my permit crabs. And

to be fair, those the contracts that those crabs right are legally binding.

Yeah, because the guy down at City Hall is Ah, big fat man. Yeah, and all you gotta do is crab Is Paul. Yeah, Yeah, let's do anyway.

Yeah. I mean, if you can get in good with the permit crab, you You said you could build. Okay, You've been like a Karajan about your house with that with easily.

Well, the pregnant crab came down the other day and he was, you know, walking through the house of the door, walking up on the walls. Ugo toilet. If you

say something too loud will go back in a show, you won't get

the permit. Very. It's

also frustrating how often he dies place. It's like you go to a job. He's just a dead shells to the show's

touches. A cycle life. I think when you learn about peace and care and what people really want, you're totally fine with death, you know? So there's some carcasses. Still the

dreams. I wish I could. I I think someday I hope I can die again. I'm scared of being immortal.

I really hope so, too. I worry. Started this

carefully for Yeah, I mean, we could always try the Highlander thing and chop your head off and see if it's what kills. You

will see how I'm

feeling at the end of this season.

Always try that

always. It's just that we don't have to try to track,

so I could take it clean off. Let's say

this in four weeks. If I'm feeling worse than I'm feeling now, let's try the high lender.

Great, we'll say, Well, we'll say

if you want it. Well,

so weeks. Two weeks, whatever. So you got the

permit crab to give you some

crab is basically giving me his blessing, he says. I permit everything in here. Okay, Guy, permit crab everything in here and we're really working together to stay up above code and everything.

Like I notice he

when he came to look at the spot, he put a hard head on. Does he

need that? It's like it seems like

a handle. You know,

He was It wasn't him putting it on. He is, uh, positioning into the landing in a shell. Yeah. So,

instruction. He's He's in 1/2. Yeah, well, that's cool. I couldn't get the permit crab to listen to any of my pitches for our new frat.

You just got a lot

of talk. Yeah. You're working on the front town. Uh, we're

town. Summer in the

city. Yes. That isn't That's it.

That is it. Not our song. Just are are what we say

on and it's the dead of winter right now.

Uh oh. There's hell out there.

And I'll say Fred Town is pretty far from the city also.

Yes, thats the whole point of it is It's sort of a comma combine commune sort of thing out in the sticks.

Well, it's a frat

house that is big and has a central leader. And everybody's brainwashed. Okay, A fraud town.

France To me, I've always heard of our like a brotherhood. Everybody sort of equal turn. It'll it'll. Every daddy and everyone's his wife.

Also, everyone's is equal. Except I'm Boggs son's wife, and I'm better than them.

I think we

should talk about, you know, we've been in school for a few weeks now. We're moving quickly outside of school. Has class treating everyone. I took a pretty easy load because I'm an athlete. So, uh, travel with the team and stuff, but I barely keeping up barely holding on right now.

Yeah. I mean, these classes can be tough. I mean, I'm studying communications and, you know, I dream of being a weatherman who gets a little lizard, jumped on his leg and freaks out and falls down. But apparently that's not part of the jab

classes hard. I

mean, it's all new stuff, right? Having tackle new things. I'm in a cooking class right now, and I burned both of my poems pretty badly. I was trying to press, and and you you love those plans. I love those plans. They were my little baby palm trees that I was trying to grow from a pot to the ground. Right, because that's for the Hawaiian portion. theme of the spa. Oh,

you're adding in Hawaii, too. So it's baseball, Halloween, Hawaii and

Spy. I saw the mark Aloha and mahalo is going to say I saw the mock ups of the new, the new design, the mock ups of the moccasins they get. Everybody is technically home. That's

actually that's actually part of There's another. Another theme.

This is getting tough to keep up. It's

sort of there's also sort of going to be like a Himalayan section toe lax and go retreat.

I she said that similar to spot but

cold. And I

did the goat kick the him away and go kick. And I thought it was really jarring and the painful right. But I did leave feeling like I was a different man.

Yes. And did you do the goat yoga where you assist a goat doing their own yoga?

Yes, where you're kind of almost the teacher and you're bending ago they were not love it. There were not amenable Teoh. They do not like you

hoping that after years of forced yoga, they really take to it.

Uh, you guys know you guys have interceding me socially in a while cause class has been so intense. Yeah, I don't like your friend. Okay?

You like that? I like ideo. You're getting big. E o

I d like that. It just it caught me off guard. But, you know, I've been locked in the dungeon doing all my med school work.

Eso mistress Trina is home school again from the

dead. So you're getting

home school to be a doctor from your diet?

Because as you guys know, she knows because well, as you guys

know, part of my eviction from my dorm was also an eviction from campus and college. So I'm no longer than her family enrolled. Eso I'm having Teoh be home schooled in ah, in med school. Luckily for me, Mr Stream A is Ah, you know she is what?

She's been edging you with

open heart surgery information. Yeah, Yeah, she

has been on the brink of learning for

she ever going to learn or just the work up to

the other morning. You love. The other morning I woke up, I woke up and I went toe Mistress Trina's room and I saw she had on on a desk. She had a book that said beginning a beginner's open heart surgery.

And you're already saying Just let me

know And I said, Let me learn. Let me look at it. And she opened it just slightly and then slammed shut. Says you'll learn when I tell you to learn. Yeah. Yeah. And don't tell her this, but I have been sort of sneaking behind her back and watching YouTube videos and learning a little. She's gonna be mad. I hope she finds out. But definitely don't tell her. Oh, definitely. Don't tell her that. I've been sneaking behind her back to learn about open heart surgery.

I check your search history every day, so I just start forwarding her.

You check my search history every day? Yes. That's for

you to hear you search on Google public, you search on

good. Not only is your board yeah, not your

search history. Not only on your computer or private, it's public. Yeah, it's like part of a feed.

Use cognito most.

Yeah, well, I was using magneto mode, and then I changed incognito mode. I say

because only one guy was like, What is

this guy going to

do You Really? Yeah, uh, senorita mode.

If he is in that

burrito mode.

Yeah, I've never tried, but I don't know what it is. Yeah, but I just heard about But now I've been using Cockney mode on Google Mood E you change the mood of

I love going incognito mood when I'm like, out in public.

I don't let anybody read any my social cues because there's a lot going inside that I don't want people.

Yeah, somebody's like but San Bills being a really asshole. Uh, while he's in the incognito

movie, I just use it for when im ah, watching porn.

You don't want, You know, you put yourself in

incognito, public watching, pouring all the strong incognito.

I saw you fucking cranking it on a bus bench the other day.

But you did look sort of neutral. Mood wise. Yeah, so that was good. Nobody could tell that it was gross.

You set. You kept screaming. Is this the 69 bus? Something looking for the 69 to the airport.

Right. Well, I was looking for the sixth day of the airport, which I'm still trying to figure out the code to get on the bank bus. And so I'm trying a different thing every time

you keep

showing up to bus stops, hoping the bang bus will pull up. And you think this

is not a public metro surf.

It's also not a bus at all.

And they're usually

looking toe ad and a man who looks 100 to the bus.

Well, they said the same thing when I tried to get on cash Cab

too ugly to you. Tried to fuck the host.

This is a trivia show,

And he was like,

baby. I'm on the bus.

You're literally not your tell

you if you look at the host of Cash Cab and you don't think you're in a poor note

Yeah, he's got that look.

He does have that. Look, for sure, he looks like he's getting, like, be a creepy judge on America's next top model or

something. Uh, but yes. So I didn't get I've still trying. If he doesn't know how to get the bang bus, let me No way to

talk to the bank. Bro's.

Yeah, maybe I'll ask The perfect He's may be given out of the shooting permits in our town. I know it's a college town, so they should be around soon way

Well, at meetings with the hermit crabs this week.

Yeah, well, I'm just being with him to try to get my shell bag,

right. Well, he could be quite difficult to deal with when it comes to real estate. Yeah, and that's how we view

share. Coat is not your shell, Todd.

Uh, well, it's hard to sell. You don't wash it. Time for your show. Taj. Across

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I'm good with Scipio. How you doing? How you living. We're doing real good. Good. I'm glad to be here. I'm gonna I'm an alumnus, Alumna. I'm one of the people that used to go to this

school. Yeah, Yeah, that's cool. Were greatly. It's glad we're glad. It's great to glad to have use when I'm

a little nervous. Shook.

I'm a little bit of a big deal, Corey. Be my you. Some people say you are the most notable alumnus

I used to play on the football team here, and then I became across and God after graduation cause I didn't make it in the NFL. But people know that about me. Very