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The Bleachers Lounge

Originally aired: May 23, 2018

Welcome back to the Bleachers Lounge podcast, where hosts Hal Phillips, Cliff Mountains, Doug Piscoli and Home Run Henderson discuss their sons' baseball teams.

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Oh, bullies. Welcome. Due to the

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upset of which is un has there been doing out there in the dugout

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that you were in the dugout? You? What's up, everybody? How Phillips? Uh, my son Travis plays for the Dodgers first base.

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What's up, everybody? My name is Cliff Mountains. My son Travis also plays second base for the Little League version of the Florida Marlins. Hello. My name is Doug Podd Ascoli. My four sons are split up amongst the league. Ah, one of them blades for the Orioles, one of ablaze with the money for the Marlins. One of them blaze with the Braves, and then another one plays for the Astros. Where the name show your son's name. Say it loud. Say it Proud. Greg, John, Ted and Tony, Greg, John, Ted and Tony are my four twin sons. Two sets of twins born on the same day. Some people are calling them quadruple. A

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say they are quadruple knows no one who sets a twin is because they do look different

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lot of people

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through of them. Look like you doing like your wife

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exactly. And I'm calling them two sets of fraternal twins. Good. So boy girl fat, eternal twins. They were born prematurely and big, good weight, but way too early. But that's why they backed cleanup. That's exactly why they back clean up. And that's why I make him clean up after the dinner table.

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Well, there's not much left to clean up because they eat everything that's true, including my food. I'm skinny done. Ah, home run, Henderson. My wife, son James, plays for the Astros as well. Uh,

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now Omar and it is an honor. You know, we've been doing this the bleachers loud for a while. It's always an

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honor to have you here. It's true. A real living legend. Way all. Really? We admire you.

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Alleged, Left out of the

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history. Yes. Yeah. And your son's home Run our full

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grown adult men. Yes. Um What? My sons are all adult, man. They've all ah, so might say surpassed me different

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ways. Ill will say all. Do say that my son surpassed May more successful. One of them ended up marrying his own mother. Ah, so he surprised me in that way. Well,

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it's a good thing that we have the new rules in the Little League. This is now a little big league so they can play amongst

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because it's more about your physical skills. Everybody auditions for the teams. Uh, so you're paired. Every team is sort of put on a weighted system Where 18

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100 you could do for his audition.

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My kid did Hamlet. Travis did Hamlet. He said, to be or not to be on second my mind did ham sandwich. That was good. That was beautiful.

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And Mike, it did my angry vagina from the Vagina

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Monologues. Uh,

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confusing. Yeah. I mean,

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altogether for me. Yeah, he made it clear at the beginning. He said, He said, Now, this isn't about my angry vagina. It's about a angry vagina.

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we're Podd

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Well, I've had one kid. I did it successfully once, and then otherwise, vagina scam me pretty good, they dio. That's why I'm married. I got I got one woman I wanted

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to run out of that the high school production of The Vagina Monologues treated.

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Yeah, I had to go into my car and lay the seat back and pretend there was no one in there and just decompress. Yeah, when you were young, you Ah, your mother snuck up on you naked, scared you and turned around and she tripped. And And you, the 1st 1 of the first moments of your chowder beings, I was back in the womb. Yes, she tripped and accidentally ended up back in the room. And it was quite the experience for me. Cliff Mountains. Yes. And now you baked in there for another two months. I got taller, I got taller. I was getting double nutrients because I could still get stuff from the outside. I was still eat right, which

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you pop your head out of. E. And

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then you'd also be sucking off that umbilical because

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everybody doesn't know that the umbilical cord is actually just a straw that sticks through letters. Tell me there's a little opening inside and there's a little baby in there that just suckles on the

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shots. That's what it is. I don't know science, but from first hand experience, your belly button is also a mouth. So in the beginning, really, Button is the mouth in the beginning, because your mouth is closed when you in there. But when

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in there, I had both jumpers working again, and I was getting tall.

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I was

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Yeah, and you still are. You tell you what are you six

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years tall, Tall, tall. Ihsaa

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Dad on the bleachers? That's right. Hey, Hey! Don't

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sit in front of me. That down front, I

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never skinniest man on the bleachers.

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You bring it up a lot.

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Everybody has

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that blank man on the bleachers. Yeah? Uh huh.

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Homer Anderson. Now tell us how

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you got your nickname Home run. Because

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I was the picture that the people who have the most home runs over

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Yeah, Guinness get. And that's actually a Guinness record.

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His back. Now that you would think that then the nickname would be something that is positive about

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Well, I used to come out to, ah, song that I wrote myself called Here comes Strikeout Henderson,

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which is also probably

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a bad song to come out Do That's when you're batting You're

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going up the back to back struggle without fail. It could be a 30 count. I would strike out. It's worth every penny. And

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when you come out on the mound, they play a song. God, here comes home Run, Henderson. And it was just backward.

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then

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I wrote both of my said, I I explicitly told him one to play the saw eggs,

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but they got him flipped. The self fulfilling prophecy.

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They kept saying, This is not a mistake. We are trying to humiliate you.

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You classically rewrote Take me out to the ballgame to when you would pitch. Please leave this ballgame. It's gonna be bad. Just I also heard

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another version with this boat game. Teoh Mayo to the craft.

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You were trying to get yourself fired and making you part of the crab peanuts cracker. Your other version of the song with the same Melanie of Put me back in the bullpen. Say Melanie

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Barely ability. Jeremiah, Jeremiah frame Melanie as we're sunk.

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What you were just saying Let's say Melanie. Same melody,

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But the video of the same Melanie.

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Yes, yes. Melody Jeremiah and Melanie. Jeremiah Wright. Yes.

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Uh, So, uh, yeah, I'm kind of a hero around here because I pitched to some of the greats there in the majors now. Ah, lot of people say that Sammy Sosa wouldn't have been home run king if he didn't learn how to hit him off of me.

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Yeah, the muscle memory was developed hitting off for you. Yes,

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that everybody's greatest distance home run happens to be off for you.

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Oh, yeah, it doesn't, uh, people. Some people say that because it is a fact you looked at up on MLB dot com Longest home run. Uh,

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that's why we're burying the lead. You did play in the major leagues, you play, you played major league baseball for for

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cooler. So if a team was doing too well that throw me on the field even interesting to the game, right?

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Why did it down Mark McGwire record setting hit a 2000

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foot home run? Just This was pre steroid. Tiny Way was a 2000 foot but home run. It was the first. Yeah, it was Go for a sacrifice for what? He was going for a sacrifice. But he was a man down and I do good. I threw that sucker. It's such a way physically, that the only possible hit was a 2000 foot home run.

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Right. I'll see you apparently being someone and it went out of the park one time, right?

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That's right. It's the first time the bench cleared to beat the crap out of me. My birthday

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and you had

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the most, uh, coach to picture talks in history of basically

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because I'm nothing if not very convincing. Yeah, yeah. What coach? I'm actually feeling that this could be one more

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than that. How these clubs keep making this mistake. Well, you traded over 300 times. You want Smith gay

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back. And there was

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a time where you you were traded 120 times without ever landing.

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You just stay to the end. Stood in their way for two years, right? Like Tom Hanks in the term.

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Yes, I did a terminal thing because I just kept it at land. I lead with my family, and immediately I'd walk off the plane. They said going to Tampa Bay. I just got to see

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because they were doing these trades with

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you where they weren't saying they were saying, We'll give you our first round draft pick and two auxiliary players. They would never do these blind trades and finally find out what thing that you're

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bound in. 2000 for Guinness Book as chemist's back. Um, that's the meanest hoax you were forced to play in Tokyo for?

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Well, yes, I still played for the Atlanta Braves, but they made me go to

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Tokyo and pitch from their and I realized I wasn't in the

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game. You really pulled that on what?

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The one cool thing that happened while I was there As I started getting scouted by the Tokyo Giants and for a while I was there mascot, fat loser,

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because they're trying to make their They're trying to make the game more American over there

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so that Scots are funny jokes on American culture. Fat loser Hot dog Brad,

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Was that also

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you had that I had while you were fat loser? You had? How?

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Because a lot of people

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they'll true true tobacco, The true sunflower seeds. I chew a ball park, Frank, Remember?

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Boy, you're eating. Are you chewing about truth? And you tried to start a new snack

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called Big league dog, right?

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It was, ah, partnership between me and big dogs that they didn't like

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I asked for. That's it. It was a cease and desist between you and the

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way we had funny little movie puns or big dog puns on top of hot dogs that you, true like guns,

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were also the mascot for a little while of Tyson Chicken

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just Yeah, because well, for a while, my name

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oils breast. My nickname was spoiled breast because I had what doctors called bad picks

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on these packs filled with. That's that

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I pumped that stuff in it takes it up chunky. You know, you always think maybe I got a day left on this thing and it comes out. It's I know this is spoiled Home run. You convince the woman to

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May, you already had a child in that child place.

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He plays Italy because I missed the game so bad. I love I started that intro here. Yeah, the bleachers large is you know, I mean, we're number one on iTunes. Our listeners are fans. They know what this is, but we're four dads. We sit in the bleachers way through

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t o in s dot

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We're the only podcast on itunes dot com.

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It's us. And hopefully soon Bugs Bunny that were coming

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out. I heard it, but I got a sneak preview. Where's that rascally rabbit? I got a sneak preview. I got a screener play something. Let's hear a clip of a Bugs Bunny new podcast coming in the itunes dot com.

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What's up, guys? one of the podcast.

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You guys want to talk about any

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two days? Uh, anyway, is anybody coming like Leno? Am I? You hear about this? Hey, you guys want to hear some headlines? This is little Kevin. Kevin hit me Would hit me with a hit me

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with a nice

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riff Oh, my God. Leno is struggling. He's trying to come back as a Bugs Bunny podcast.

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Anyway, my guests on the show tonight,

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if he makes a round of denim, will know it's him.

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My guest on the show tonight are my seamstress who makes clothes. Okay, if

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he says anything about cars and in his garage will definitely know it's him. First guest is this seamstress who makes all of his denim clothes,

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And my musical guest is the guy that tunes up my rise exhibit. What little is all it left was pretending to be Bugs Bunny Hill. He says

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anything about his wife whose name is moves May Fisk definitely knows him

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anyway, Maybe put a Podd up because we're going to be here

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for a while. You know, I heard I heard a rumor. I heard a rumor that Leno hasn't had a salad

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in 40 years. I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna eat this steak, and it's gonna be great, But he didn't. Hasn't necessarily not throw this

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green stuff away. Has he said anything?

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Day said, What's up? You say? What's up, Doc? You carrots? A gross. Oh, Elmer fide.

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How you can cut

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off the preview. Wow. Preview was That was little right. We think that it was Leno. Yeah, I was jamming in some kind of cartoon esque music behind it, but it was definitely let you know. Anyway,

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I think it's

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gonna be good, though, uh, name recognition for sure.

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But we're here today to talk about. We got a new season upon us

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that's just had over today. Last week,

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a lot of good. There was a lot of good going on on the field, a little energy.

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And this is the first year out of pitching machines. So we are. I mean, it is the you don't nobody trains

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to be a picture because you have the pitching machine, and then you just get to see the debut of these, you know, 12 year old boys trying to pit This obviously is some shuttle subtle shuttles shuttles Shade being thrown in. My son Travis, because you guys all witnessed is his first start pitching for the Dodgers. That was really humiliating because he thought second base was the mound for around 100

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and I said he was on second base pitching

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towards the outfield, and I told him I said, Hey, son, after the game, he was really upset about it was all beat up about it. I said, Son, you can't intervene that the rules, I let him make his mistakes. That's partly that's partially on is the fault of your coach. I mean, he never stepped in, and I'm screaming at the coach from the bleachers,

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My son, him out. Dr Thomas, Center field. That's that's But I

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gotta help you out here. How that's bad info to you don't want on second pitch in towards the mound. You want him on the mound pitching towards home. He he was What is it called when you need somebody, you grow from the out, you throw from the outfield and you need to get off. Yet he was needing a cut off man to throw it back towards home plate

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anyway, so

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there though the center fielder was giving him signals

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wearing the wrong outfit and Roy police uniforms squatted down on his name have been sick. New Zealand blue 42 out. That was a little bit confused, I

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told Travis. I told them. I told them, Listen, son, not everybody is there to help you. People are that a lot of people exist to confuse you

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has Heck, yeah, this league has misinformation spreading, and

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there's all these hecklers

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that are walking up and down the bleachers, going

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pop card like shut the fuck would you call my wife? Soothe way that you

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defend Your wife's son is I really respected Father with no backbone. I really respect the way that you care for someone That is not you. You like to call

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yourself a sugar daddy and lie and say your wife is young and that you have money.

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But it's a big lie. My wife married me because for God knows why. But she loves my ass for my money. That

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question the love of a good woman.

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Absolutely. And she is a good woman. I mean, she raised this point for 13 years on her own, and you know, worked two jobs and I came in and said, I can't work, but I'll be around sometimes

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she is his grandmother, and she had to raise him alone. Is that true?

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That's right. Well, he was born into shame. Um, it is meaning. Meaning? Both of his parents had both said there were virgins. Their whole life s. So he was born. Everybody said gotcha. And so they were embarrassed, and they booked

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it. Is he immaculate? Is he

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is He was immaculate conception or no, they just lied.

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Know their lives? It was the they knew the whole time. Their

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president Dry humping incidents. Ah, leakage IAB. They got a driving about these leaky, dry humps teens are doing. You need to watch out.

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That's what your son Travis was born. Right?

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Well, that's what I mean Firsthand experience. You were. You came in your pants and it still got your wife pregnant. That's right,

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John. Do you think you're the same body type? So you wore each other's clothes.

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We wear each other's clothes all the time, and it is it is business in the but a few times. But your son is 10% fruit of the loom. These 10% cotton. That's right. He's 10% cotton, 30% polyester, 60% most proud to you. My life, right? Where's that? 30% polyester come from? Well, they were waistband. I saw your son last week drying out on the line. My backyard.

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That's, uh, He came over and he slept over there. He was hanging out with my wife, son. Uh, and he ended up showering. And then I said,

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Yeah, go ahead, use the blow dryer and he came out. He was shrink. You might be more cotton than you even think.

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That's right. That's right. That's right. You know, I took him to the dry cleaner once, and, uh, yeah, it sort of shows experienced. So you get a wedding, right? He didn't waited. So you take a lot of bad news. I accidentally wore my son to the weather. I want my son. The wedding underneath the Cumbre.

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You shit your son. Last week I was drunk. Hey, I was drug. It was post Little

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league. I was working the snack bar.

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Yeah, uh, which I appreciate the spread that you have have sort of brought to the snack much

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more of a meal born out.

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Exactly. It's it's somewhat like a Sizzler salad bar, somewhat likely stolen. Excuse me.

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Way kept winning with you the day the sizzler was Hey, hey, I have to I have a cold bob. It's mostly salad. Ham cubes like that. Theo Direct. I like pushing huge buffet is welcome. You're welcome. It's still a dollar. This is not Podd. Yeah, you could have at least

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taken the sizzler logo off of the bars.

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You're selling something. You're also getting hot tacos and you see yourself eggs, actual supplies. I mean, what's the problem you're having

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called faked potatoes? Thank potatoes. Faked for data does. That's right. Well, this is sort of like a homeboy industries type, right? Jobs, not jails way. Invite young kids who need jobs to come in and dance around his potatoes. You order a fake potato

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care about the mascot of the What is your when I order? There's not really that you hang out with a debit cards to it with them and you pretend to keep having a bite. But he's really just you do pretend to eat them, pretend while they, uh I think potato really

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only felons. The dudes around you buy. You could take him around with

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jobs. I'm creating low paying job.

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You guys

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know My wife decided not to come to gauge with me anymore. So she told me, Right, she's embarrassed, she said. She said, You can go, but you're I'm not going. So I've been getting a fake potato for every game, and

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I've been just sitting, having a blast hanging out with this. You get a different kind

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of fake potato, but there's a different experiences

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I gotta now. Groton. They're right. Well, it was It was fake Potato song Rotten,

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which is sort of a more mature adult, like potato.

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Very rotten. You got a very

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was writing, but he was reformed. He was reformed rotten potato. And honestly, he was end up being a real sweet kid. Uh, if I could adopt in my wood no substitute for your wife,

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your wife, a lot of Children you could have done to me would be Oh, test driving, taking him back. And I root

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for him. I think I do. I see him in the space. And then I realized I don't have

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room for What do you mean the space. You

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know my house. I I put it, man, I

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don't have room for kids in your mansion.

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No anymore. I mean, I got so much stuff

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in there, I don't care what it is. Not only quick going with you to the ball games, but she's quick going with you anywhere or living with you. And I don't see

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wherever you guys need at the same restaurant and disguises with their backs to each

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other. Yeah,

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I'm in the smoking section. She's in the non smoking.

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So why you

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both disguised and in the non smoking? It's because we don't want Because we know we want to be disguise to each other and to the world. We know I know that we're still doing this, right? So we we switch

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it up every

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every week. We do it different. Did you ever know which one she

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is all the time? Okay. No treats when you are. For the most part, we bought her

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custom. You each know you're the one in the disc. I

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also also this one of these good disguises and the others Not so

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I very good. And she's really bad theocracy. What's so bad about my disguises

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right now. They're Brod. What do you

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mean? They're too wide? Oh, OK.

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You're very wide set jeans and shirts. You look like a young boy. Go to apartments for his dad's

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problem is their famous characters from movies. These disguises?

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Yeah, and no one believes that Godzilla sitting in the smoking section.

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Oh, that's why you go to the smoky because he breathes fire. But like Godzilla? Because what if

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Godzilla lights the table on fire? He's gotta be a smoke out to be permitted,

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I think repair things with you one.

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I've tried. Listen,

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I've tried everything. I've tried everything. I bought her things I bought. I I adopted the kid that she wanted to and it was not good. Yeah, you know,

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it's tough. I mean, you know, I think we can all admit to each other we have home problems. Yes, and that's why we enjoy being at the parks of God Being our feelings on didn't feel

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well. Most of the umpire my house burnt down. Yes, I lost every

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no problem

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everything. I was able to get my four twins out good, but it was devastating.

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And you know the community really rallied around to blame you for that

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fire. I mean the amount out quickly evidence came out to incriminate eyes.

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I was one of the quick to

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scream at me that it was my

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fear was so supportive of

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everybody but you

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because everyone said, Why do you need restaurant style for heaters in your home

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And my answer? Waas I am obsessed e o enough way with sizzle does

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not come from lighting another fire inside the paint.

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This isn't worth the flame, my brother. Listen, a soon as I found out

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that you can order the loudest food that the whole restaurant turns to see go to you and then go who? And they regret their choice. I was obsessed.

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You started doing I mean the night your place burned down. Your four kids were out of the house you made for heat a meal for yourself.

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Yeah, I made my own feet a meal with all the fixings and I just got obsessed. And of course, once you have hot

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feet is you gotta have hot a fever and

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then it's a slippery result. Slippery hard. And I was catching that high. I was trying to catch one of the biggest highs of my life. And I Yeah, he i e I had installed in 8000 degree titanium of And just to get those veggies

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for any food

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too hot

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I do about

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this new

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spinoff of the heaters WIPO making with human feet.

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I have heard about beautiful beaded I had It was a delicate It's a dog. Asi

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you can't just

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get it in a strip mall.

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No, no, no. And feet meat. I swear to God, that sucks. Supple something. I mean 50 feet. Meet me feet. Meat is good.

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Maybe that's what the road run

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the same this whole time

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Bpc Maybe it is. Oh, he just wants that. He just wants to Have you tried to get

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feeling of the road when a heavy artist

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podcast on iTunes. Oh, listen

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me. Me. Okay, 50.

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good thing. That I think that's it. The tape ended.

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longer. We gotta find a long version. Oh, that was That was just that was the teaser played along. And let's make sure it's

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the road runner because we got food last time. Okay, but I don't play it, Mimi. Okay, Beat, beat. Maybe a wish up, everybody. This is gonna be the best fucking podcast your pussy ass is they've ever listened to way. Obviously, does it got a single lady on this show? Me. I mean, never gonna have no ladies on this show and I'm gonna do is sipping a sip it sip on the beers, OK? I don't know if you

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guys classic eyes does the worst commercials stepping on the beers. OK, we'll know if it's a course

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commercial if you touch the rock.

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It may be one of those new bud light our way here

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this Andrew? Dice Clay having a stroke looking for a sandwich?

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Oh, yeah. Is this Jerry Seinfeld's new Podd guests?

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Andrew, you guys comedians on and hang out while introduce Clay has a stroke.

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You want a sandwich sandwich dice Okay with that. Is that kind of

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sounds like Seinfeld. Alright, how Thanks for playing that. So I get the same new uh, a Siri's from Jerry Sign. Honestly, I hated it. Really Has been on my mind. I would love to talk about the high

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quality from the umpires lately.

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The, um, on it.

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And let's be real. They don't get much love. They do not get much love, but we're here to say physical emotional. And this week, this week they did do a good job. I thought the games were called very down the middle. Yeah, I mean, they did good. I think they did. You know, there, they won't take off the chest plates. And

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I look well, this

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because of all the drive bus.

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Yeah, right. Yes. They live in a rough neighborhood. The umpire part of town.

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What you are doing, umpire part umpire. So they're sort of pushed to the outskirts.

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Yeah, the body's gotta live right next to the cemetery.

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Yeah, that's what's been the government out of the field.

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Is there? What are they dead? And they wonder around 70

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and light at night when they're not our games. They do want around the cemetery because

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they scream it all the way. They're out. Thea, Umpire. Part of town I drove through the other day. I wouldn't bought weed over there.

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And these

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air weeds for your yard right there. You're just your

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Yeah, I'm saying my blood weeds.

0:31:20 Unknown Speaker #4

I'm playing leads. Well, how do you pay top dollar for these weeds? Uh, knock it. I get, um I get a stinky weed. Okay. Like, are squeezing Todd, I guess. Swag.

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Yeah,

0:31:35 Unknown Speaker #2

I could have some time to get on my powder also. Right. Let the earwig you. Ah, a week. Thank you. Uh, yes. Um, this is I'm not actually a British judge. This'll is not.

0:31:58 Unknown Speaker #4

That's interesting. Home rang a role. The powder. You've had that air for a while. When you were playing, it would be underneath your powdered wig. Yes.

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You didn't

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even use a rosin bag. You just tapped yourself on the back. So they were jeering. You, calling you the Founding Farner?

0:32:15 Unknown Speaker #1

Yes. Which only half of that's true? I've never found it. Anything. You're just fine. Oh, there was

0:32:23 Unknown Speaker #2

a time where I was able Teoh strike a guy out and for the guy off second base and getting thrown out

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way. Remember, we've seen some of those magical double double plays that have also been used a lot for blue. Yeah, but that was one of your only strength as the pictures you could fought so sure it would push a person off the base. Said you primarily. Yes, yes.

0:32:49 Unknown Speaker #2

There was a very humiliating 30 for 30 about that. I did not. No, I would not have been the interviews if I had known that that was what was going to be,

0:32:57 Unknown Speaker #3

What pretense with the interview. And you wonder.

0:32:59 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, I didn't ask because I was, like, Other made a documentary about home run Henderson is gonna be I'm a hero. Were

0:33:06 Unknown Speaker #5

they asking you about your eating habits and stuff

0:33:09 Unknown Speaker #2

are a lot about my eating habits. A lot about the intentional questions. Yeah, I guess you're tested stuff about like, um or you ever too embarrassed. Uh, why didn't you get fix? Uh,

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pretty straight. It's pretty straight for it.

0:33:25 Unknown Speaker #2

I guess now that it is very hard hitting. It was very hard hitting, but I thought I didn't know it was gonna be a hit piece. I thought I thought 30 for 30 result fluff

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piece. And when they played you audio clips

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that fluff six episode piece on O. J. That was devastated. They really they really let him off

0:33:48 Unknown Speaker #3

now, where they started playing the audio clips for you, you had to know what was up. They were playing your most famous farts loud farts, right Cloud forest 11 sort of wet fart. Couple

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of a couple of silent, but deadly.

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Yes, yes, I'll be

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killed.

0:34:03 Unknown Speaker #4

A man on second years are one of the only that are actually dead. You killed Ken Griffey Jr?

0:34:08 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes. Yes, that was a silent and deadly. Is it true

0:34:12 Unknown Speaker #4

that one of your farts was so was so strong that it was, um, that you were arrested for a military grade weapon?

0:34:24 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes. Well, first I was arrested and then I made a deal with them, and for a while I was 14 in Iraq during the invasion after 9 11 So

0:34:37 Unknown Speaker #5

that so that when they televise the invasion, a lot of those people didn't know that those bombs

0:34:47 Unknown Speaker #4

that were going up for you just crank and amount. It's unbelievable the way they've tried to justify that, these were drone strike, right? You're looking at something, and all of a sudden the whole building just goes up in a puff.

0:34:59 Unknown Speaker #5

We know that. That's, you know, you're

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very wealthy because of your hair with the

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governor, between you and the listeners, I did some stuff at Abu Ghraib on my product.

0:35:08 Unknown Speaker #4

We've seen the pictures. Oh, yeah? Your video you fucking blow and stank in civilian space is over there. Yeah,

0:35:16 Unknown Speaker #1

you know, it was really it was a different

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time. It was a scary time.

0:35:19 Unknown Speaker #5

Well, like 58 years ago.

0:35:21 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah, it was a scary time. We all knew that 9 11 was done by someone listed over. Uh, we

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were thinking that for a while.

0:35:31 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah, and we were just terrified of everybody but ourselves. So we justified some stuff that I would regret, I would say I regret. Yeah,

0:35:42 Unknown Speaker #4

because you are. You were tried for these war crimes, right?

0:35:47 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes. I was tried at The Hague. Well, I was exonerated because all I had to use was the door knob defense. So if you if you say Donna, if you touch a daughter before someone says door knob when you fart, it's okay. Uh, safety or safety? Yes.

0:36:11 Unknown Speaker #3

You say, Say before you say safety. If anybody says during out before you say safety, you touch a door knob, uh, or they can punch you. You

0:36:18 Unknown Speaker #4

also brought out late in the case that people were pulling your finger. Yes. And it wasn't Yes, I read a couple of civilians. That's we're on right now. People want this is recorded. Double jeopardy,

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double jeopardy. You can't be accused of hating,

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maybe. Oh, just maybe just saying as a hypothetical. And you

0:36:41 Unknown Speaker #2

particularly if I was farting under my own will to kill Iraqi civilians. Nobody was pulling my thing.

0:36:50 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, it was really insane that your trial, when they brought in that Iraqi child and they made a big thing of it, made him grab your finger. And if they said if the hand fits,

0:37:03 Unknown Speaker #2

yes. And, um

0:37:05 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes, well, I had been mashing my fingers that morning so that they would look smaller because there's no way this hand would have fit in rocket shots. And as you can see, I have what they call steroid hands. A big cut of ballooning hands.

0:37:05 Unknown Speaker #4

and if it

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And how did your column Hamburger helper gloves hand

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just, uh, scientific term. Uh, right. If you look, if you will look it up on Web M. D. It's a hamburger helper hands.

0:37:35 Unknown Speaker #4

I thought I had hamburger apprehends for a while. Then I just realized I was eat a lot of hamburger helper. So I was looking at the box way. Well, I was. I can't read really well. So I hold the box really close that I saw the hand. I said, Is that mine anyway?

0:37:52 Unknown Speaker #4

usually a process.

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But you

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Do it some good dad stuff from home. You're making those quick dinners for the kids because your wife is it the She's in the e. R. A lot. She's working in the e. R.

0:38:04 Unknown Speaker #4

A lot. She's a she. She's working and she's there. Well, my wife is a janitor at the and she she works long hours. They meet her there 14 16 hours to clean up. The mess is

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the busy.

0:38:15 Unknown Speaker #4

It's a busy, messy place. So I I'm at home. I do a lot of meal planning. I'll cook toaster strudel for the way on and cracked Podd. Do what? I have seven crock pots lined up and I start Sunday morning. We just have the meals all week reading. So we have a toaster strudel crockpot way. Have a pop tart crockpot. We also have a store brought Cristante crockpot,

0:38:43 Unknown Speaker #5

and so we just sort of

0:38:44 Unknown Speaker #4

eat off that all week. Now kids are are growing and your you're serving something called hum bugger health. Yes, it's Hamburger Helper. It's Ah, it's sort of Yeah, it's sort of a disappointed at Christmas time in hell where it's got a little bit of everything. It's got hamburger, and it's just got too much seasoning.

0:39:08 Unknown Speaker #5

You go Oh God! And it comes with a ghost of dinners pad.

0:39:13 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, yes, it did. It does, which is just

0:39:16 Unknown Speaker #3

a picture of whatever you serve the previous night.

0:39:18 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, the ghost is just a old J Peguy putting up of Emilie body I hamburger helper your house the other night. Disgusting, right? It was made me cry. It made me cry because I realized that I'm Teoh obsessed

0:39:32 Unknown Speaker #2

with money, but with a big lesson. So you're good dead because the board is you. Spend a lot of time with your kids.

0:39:42 Unknown Speaker #4

Yes, I make them play baseball. Just I'm here with them every day. West. What? Sorry. You also served me something good. Fake and bake. Yeah, that's right, Which is similar to a fake potato. Facon Bank is a young kid who needs a job, comes over to my house and the Evans off, first of all, and he crawls in and then I really fast and he pops out when it dings. Going

0:40:10 Unknown Speaker #5

done. And is he hurt? No. One

0:40:14 Unknown Speaker #4

and 50? No, but it only pre heats he gets it really

0:40:18 Unknown Speaker #5

gets really hot. It's like it's like

0:40:21 Unknown Speaker #4

when you your first day on vacation. I got to get a base tan.

0:40:25 Unknown Speaker #5

They just get the base

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roast. I get these kids from the prison. What do you tell them? You do it?

0:40:30 Unknown Speaker #5

It's a

0:40:31 Unknown Speaker #4

work with Children are escaping by the day, Like on the same day. There was that big escape from the juvenile detention center. You started serving fake with. Yeah, well, there were those

0:40:45 Unknown Speaker #2

of the said that this is like a broken it.

0:40:46 Unknown Speaker #4

Listen, there was a fence size, a truck sized hole in the exact same shape is my F 3 50 right? That is a coincidence at both locations. Just because I have a double hitch and I can't and I can pull to salad bars at once with plenty of seats in the bed of my truck for 3 to 8 kids to play fake potatoes. It's a coincidence, right? Good, Dad.

0:41:14 Unknown Speaker #3

Speaking of good dads, we should probably preview the games. The games coming up this weekend. No son schedule. We got some really good games. It looks I even remember where

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teams all those sons player

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for. I remember all my settings on the judges. My son Travis Travis. We called Travis P to not be confused with Travis. I was on the Bre. No, he's on the Dodgers.

0:41:37 Unknown Speaker #4

You're on the Braves, the Braves. And

0:41:44 Unknown Speaker #2

if you remember which teams are sons, play for bleachers large at itunes dot com.

0:41:53 Unknown Speaker #3

Cash but Rio. So, uh oh, yes. So that we should just get it. Let's get to it. Ah, this week We got my son, my son steamed. The Dodgers is going up against the Astros, which looks to be good. We've got very good, Yeah,

0:42:10 Unknown Speaker #4

one of my one of my twins.

0:42:13 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, Tom Glavine Junior pitches for the Astro

0:42:16 Unknown Speaker #4

and senior

0:42:17 Unknown Speaker #2

senior? Yes, um, seniors lost a little bit of heat, Yes, but he still for 12 year olds.

0:42:24 Unknown Speaker #4

Sure, letting adults play little big league. I've never seen that movie is the new rules. Okay, well, the rules don't coincide with what happens in the

0:42:33 Unknown Speaker #2

booth. You know, it's all those things weigh. If you play with people better than you, you rise to the

0:42:39 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, nice. And sometimes they just beat you really bad, right? Well,

0:42:44 Unknown Speaker #2

there's one team who it's mostly bigly. It's not little it all

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right, and they really beat up on all the team

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s. So it's the What's the

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Washington D. C data

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sources to see Daddy's

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comprised of the 1997 Atlanta Braves? Yes, yes, everybody's there. Fred McGriff, David Just Albert Belle.

0:43:07 Unknown Speaker #3

Chipper Jones. Jones Chippy

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Bobby Cox is blood fielder.

0:43:12 Unknown Speaker #4

Catch Smaltz's their smokes, is there? Turner's there? Uh, the guy, Andre The Giant's on TV. Yeah, makes Andre The giant skeleton? Uh huh. Uh huh. Flair is on the team as a referee.

0:43:32 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes. Yes, The did your boy is the

0:43:38 Unknown Speaker #4

trust is a basketball referee. Rates rise. That big, Lisa.

0:43:42 Unknown Speaker #2

About what? You know, traveling this season you got So they're playing the, uh, Washington daddy's, uh, playing the Mariners this week. Yeah, that's an interesting game, because

0:43:58 Unknown Speaker #5

matters are an expansion

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team in the league.

0:44:00 Unknown Speaker #2

The expansion team, their coach is right now in the middle of a big, big trial. So? Well, wonder interviews. A great lawyer. But

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so did you misread that? He's in the middle of

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a big, big trail.

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Always lost.

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Yeah, he's doing the happy.

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He's not during the organ trial.

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No, he's

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a trial and tribulation. My credit. He is doing the Oregon trial. So used to you, Mr at the wrong word that you thought he missed. Right now we're on the same page.

0:44:38 Unknown Speaker #2

So you're the coach? Um um Bubbs lenders is ah,

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old 1600 buffalo

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feel to be buffalo. They couldn't carry him all they

0:44:52 Unknown Speaker #2

said. Frankly, he said, Well, I can't kill the squirrels there too fast should buffalo.

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But to be to

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be fair to him. Let's be honest. He used He used the whole buffalo of all. 16. 1600 of those buffaloes years old. If

0:45:08 Unknown Speaker #5

you use

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everything, you can kill as much as you want. But some of

0:45:11 Unknown Speaker #2

those uses were Whose line is it anyway? Style

0:45:14 Unknown Speaker #5

aided, perhaps with the buffalo. Jesus uses you. You six of them as paperweights. Yeah, he used He used one is a foot rest, but that's use. So I'm

0:45:26 Unknown Speaker #3

hoping he gets out because, I mean, we they need him out there on

0:45:29 Unknown Speaker #5

the field. Well, buffalo, have you

0:45:33 Unknown Speaker #4

had about four burgers? I mean, they're not that good. I prefer be. I know I ate Buffalo of Heat is one time, and I was so disappointed. Yes, yes. Ground beef. The heat is ground buffalo beef eaters is just not working buffalo

0:45:47 Unknown Speaker #3

beef. Uh, we also got myself my son steam. The Dodgers is playing the Astros. Uh, this week also, uh,

0:45:57 Unknown Speaker #5

now is your

0:45:58 Unknown Speaker #4

son's team still holding the records for most peanuts eaten during a game?

0:46:03 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes, as far as I can tell the comic strip, right? Yeah. Yeah. Uh, you know, you know, my kids, my kids, teams, coaches a hoarder, uh, me. And we're trying to slowly get rid of his. His newspaper hoarding,

0:46:18 Unknown Speaker #4

a Little League team is. Four for a bunch of kids to have about adult.

0:46:18 Unknown Speaker #5

Of course. That's what

0:46:21 Unknown Speaker #3

So not only do they eat his peanuts comic strips to get rid of those pages of the newspapers, but they are also in the dugout. They're sort of destroying old furniture. There's, like, sort of a fire pit on the other on the on deck circle that they're trying to just throw stuff responsible for two cats. Yes, that's true. The ruse Raising the cats. I told my son, son, You can have that. Cap it. I don't know if we got room for it in the house. Hey, brought the cat home. I tried it out. I looked at it in the house is fucking huge. I get it. But wealthy. Yeah, but I don't never invited us. So

0:46:56 Unknown Speaker #2

you got two rooms called the air Room?

0:46:59 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah. You came

0:47:00 Unknown Speaker #4

to my house and broke my above ground pool and flooded my backyard. And I've never even a little one of your lavish parties.

0:47:09 Unknown Speaker #2

You can't cannonball in this thing. I definitely can't cannonball with that huge suit off. No doubt about this suit of armor.

0:47:19 Unknown Speaker #5

Yes, Yes. So I This is everything on the rim of the pool. Yeah. Can we

0:47:24 Unknown Speaker #2

do poking out of your house this week?

0:47:26 Unknown Speaker #3

Kind, I think I have room and I don't think I ever

0:47:28 Unknown Speaker #5

Honestly, I mean way get, oppose that woman

0:47:34 Unknown Speaker #2

We all know once a week we get on Facebook at all of a sit in

0:47:37 Unknown Speaker #1

a circle and poke the same woman way.

0:47:41 Unknown Speaker #4

We just need space for four laps, but it's got the

0:47:44 Unknown Speaker #3

reds. Four guys for laptops, snacks, chairs, tables.

0:47:47 Unknown Speaker #5

I'll bring the snacks. So you bring it from the snack. Thankful fetus

0:47:51 Unknown Speaker #3

stuff. No, that's too much. Guys, I'm sorry.

0:47:54 Unknown Speaker #4

I'll bring

0:47:54 Unknown Speaker #2

your No, you promised soup plantation snacks. And I noticed that there was a lot of police activity outside the suit plantation toe today.

0:48:02 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, that's right there. Waas. And I'll tell you what. Those cops don't know my location to slow, stupid, and it's all you can eat. They don't say when or how or what you can. That

0:48:14 Unknown Speaker #2

So you are the buff. A bandit?

0:48:15 Unknown Speaker #5

No way. Just say that's just a weird way everyone's winning.

0:48:25 Unknown Speaker #1

So Buddy. Questions about this type of fever

0:48:28 Unknown Speaker #3

have seen the composite sketch and it's you baby.

0:48:35 Unknown Speaker #5

Okay, those composite artists are going off of preconceived idea. Yes, you. But it's always like 60

0:48:43 Unknown Speaker #3

pounds heavier. Everybody's like, No, he's bigger than that.

0:48:46 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah, that's why it's not me. It's offensive. Well, I I'm not an idiot or fat, and I will not believe any other thing. I don't have

0:48:55 Unknown Speaker #3

any questions about wanting to steal buffets like that. I mean, like, it's a little weird. My biggest question is all the fake potato and and little boys You're in trouble.

0:49:10 Unknown Speaker #5

That is what I have you, Leo,

0:49:12 Unknown Speaker #4

every local business and get green cards from all the employees. Just tear down anyone who's trying to do something good.

0:49:21 Unknown Speaker #3

No, because there's people. There's government agencies that do that. We're talking to you, friend. A friend. Well, you're doing is potentially dangerous, and it's gonna get you in trouble

0:49:29 Unknown Speaker #1

staying in the room right now. When you texted, I thought it was a typo. We're getting bundt cake, but these bunt fakes air just distracted over here. All these bunt fakes, he's just little criminals dressed up like butt kicks.

0:49:44 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, right. What about what's your problem?

0:49:47 Unknown Speaker #5

I want you again. Where's the baby? Understand? If you're helping give, you can make it 50 cents. And I was

0:49:55 Unknown Speaker #3

like a 50 cents an hour. It's

0:49:57 Unknown Speaker #5

worse than prison. Yes, but having a good time looking them dancing case black, please. What these guys are still taking might try to take a bite. Try to take a

0:50:13 Unknown Speaker #4

bite. Dominic, don't let him do that to

0:50:14 Unknown Speaker #1

you about going to

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try to take a bite out of this.

0:50:17 Unknown Speaker #4

Exactly. Because we can all tell that it's fine. I

0:50:21 Unknown Speaker #1

don't know the way the dancing it is so dispirited.

0:50:25 Unknown Speaker #5

This'll poor

0:50:27 Unknown Speaker #4

went over here is about to drown in this big What looks like a green juice. And this is a It's a fake ID juice. Yeah, it's a fake of juice. It's a pun on making juice. It's not my best work. Okay, Best work.

0:50:44 Unknown Speaker #5

Sweet potato I e o. But I think the banking is

0:50:52 Unknown Speaker #4

the one that is, does not get what about faking bits? And that's a lot of guys, like a lot of people there, that is it on salads and prove I

0:51:04 Unknown Speaker #5

think this stuff how Are you making money, Snuck Bond? It's coming out of snack bar budget. I'm skimming. We're not using high quality products with me. Okay? You're supposed to cost a dollar. We charge 7 50 6 50 that you're back down to the dollar. So then I had to move on to the popcorn.

0:51:32 Unknown Speaker #4

Popcorn? Supposed to cost a dollar. We charge $16. 15 of that goes back into my truck for steel, Mrs Lee. OK, so no. Back to zero. How much is the soda strokes to cut a dollar. We charge 18 95. Now, that is what I'm paying most of the good. This is

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like some frickin Freakonomics shit right here, man. What the fuck it

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I'm the wolf of ballpark.

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No, the Wolf of the Bob work. There is a

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way tragedy way Get all agree on

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the world. Well, but was changed tragedy on behalf of the bleachers. Our podcast. We are very sorry for releasing that.

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Yeah, we That was a big mistake on our part. It

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would have seen that coming

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in our defense. We only thought he was going to kill one to you. We didn't think they were just

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going over the Washington daddy's. We're sure thought he was gonna go at the daddy's. But big men, we thought, Hey, he's gonna go after the strongest thing, But no, Turns out wolves are opportunistic and they go after sick, small things. Which is what most of the Children who plays

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for teamed up with the crime dog Fred McGriff. And they went on a

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real tear. They went

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on a real 10. They robbed a bank and ate a kid. They one of the most amazing

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bank robbery duos of all time.

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Because McGruff the crime dog died, most of the most obvious Doctor was fresh,

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he said. I got

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this. I got this, Don't

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didn't know is that he was actually secretly doing a bunch of crime. It was some departed shit partnered up with a wild wolf on like you guys said, it was one of the craziest crime sprees. It ever.

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absolutely done inarguable their heart out. But being Clyde

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Yeah,

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Hey, what about

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the field after all that rain? We haven't talked about that.

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This is something every I mean, we have got to invest in a riel field

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cover. We need a roof.

0:53:29 Unknown Speaker #3

They don't the athletic association needs Dok Konate. But I'm tired of them putting everything on the parents. I mean, seriously, if we got to do everything I mean, what's the point of the the organization that organized the Little League if we got to be the ones that do all the work?

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So I cut out the middleman should running.

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What did we elect clean clay for? Yes. What do you like eight doing? Shit,

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He's doing nothing. Can you

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believe we elected way? Should see this coming from a goddamn. I'll

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talk to the other candidates. Stop friendly

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in the third person. I was the other candidate. I didn't get a single vote from you guys. He accused my dad of killing Kennedy.

0:54:18 Unknown Speaker #5

Wow. Yeah, it was the hunger 16. Well, home run. What about your emails? What about what about all your emails? Look, I

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should I told everybody I can't figure out my email. Exactly. Figure it out. Exactly. Freedom.

0:54:31 Unknown Speaker #5

Well, out of the e mails, you don't have any suspicious one fucking email

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going to I don't know how e o

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Clean Plate is gonna happen. Was pacing around you in those debates, making you look like a fool. And you know what? I was watching it Being like this click a guy's crazy. Our friend here home run is running the table. I guess I was way off.

0:54:59 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. I mean, I thought I had this thing in the Bagley. Clay was out of his fucking mind out there

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quickly. Immediately

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signed an executive order that all the pitches have to be underhand. That's right.

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People acted like it was really a good thing.

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He's turned

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the whole office of baseball commissioner. Very President Choe signing executive orders. He's also been vetoing certain things. Are

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you guys going to quickly is a military parade?

0:55:28 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah, he spent 40 and dollars off. I'm gonna fucking awesome. Can you believe the ballpark has a military? I protect ourselves before you know it. Some other motherfuckers get a couple of tennis court. It's

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gorgeous tennis players that did this a couple balls while you're getting new teeth. Squint.

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Yes, yes. Nobody

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wants to one of those like that. We like the fucking feel the way that it is. I'm not trying to get out there and get my fucking mouth number. Pizza balls.

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I tell you what I could look a 10 Tal assistant all day. You know what I mean? Something about him, Some about him touching my mouth. I'm like, God damn go. And it's sit on this fucking face and smother my ass Way can only say that here on the bleaches right away from our wives. In other words, it's just in front of a bunch of Children, justice cakes and juices. And I bake hotel. Right? You guys don't want to go back to jail.

0:56:35 Unknown Speaker #5

I will say, if you guys bucket telling us we're sending you to the umpire

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part of town, and you gotta live there. But I would like to say that I don't endorse what was just said in case my wife is listening. I don't endorse it.

0:56:47 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, I was listening. I'm not like this.

0:56:49 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. Does this personally loses? This is not the version of ourselves that we are way

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character. We do characters which are voices, and that's it. And we say really things way.

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No, no, no.

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These air heightened versions of really thought.

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Hey, did you guys hear about

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the bat that is stuck in the bathroom? Oh, yes. They need to get

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that out of there. Yeah,

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well, I kind of like it because I could only go to the bathroom of something's watching May. And so that bat is staring me down

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way talking about the batter. The the battle

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Louisville slugger

0:57:38 Unknown Speaker #2

O uh, no. I was talking about a vampire about, but you had the slugger in there. That's tough. I don't think we'll ever get

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like a sword in the stone.

0:57:47 Unknown Speaker #5

What do you what? Right in that clock toilet. And everybody's

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been taking a tug, but

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nobody could get out of. Did you guys see my

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My sketches of the What I want the Ball park. Ah, hero to be Batman. Unfortunately, yes, I submitted it to be like the mascot. It's like Batman, but it's all Louisville. Sluggish stuff.

0:58:12 Unknown Speaker #2

Louisville. Soga Who's, ah, like to bigger peace trees were cut down in front of it s So now he's swearing vengeance for them.

0:58:22 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, and he's trying to get back at the bad.

0:58:24 Unknown Speaker #3

So maybe what? We'll dive into that next time. I think we got a dive into the next time because we're running out of time, right? It looks like, anyway,

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we'll see. Are the fields on Saturday you could where you could always find us