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you wanna breathe in

four seconds. Hold that breath for four seconds. Six. That's OK. Don't be distracted at a six second Exhale thistles are four for six. Breathing one now. Imagine continuing with our guided imagery. You're getting to the top of a Himalayan mountain on you. Pull out your baseball bat and your pumpkin. Take a big so wing. Theo. Theo, listen. I paid for the whole treatment. So if I could get some Hawaii in there too. Oh, yes, we got Halloween. Thank you. Know, I know this is part of our Pacific Ocean. Oh, sorry. Yes. American Hawaii and California Pacific, California. Well, it's sort of It sort of has a Northern Californian spot feeling. Is that the only theme you've added for this last week? Listen to the feel yourself. Is that I am a little witches. Bram? Yes. I am running around with a little witches broom between my leg. Howard's his eyes wide open over there. Is he sleeping? Or you Brits were getting I'm not asleep. Uh, what's your breathing? You snore away. Do you have a week after you heard you walk out

walking around after walking around half way have Jesus Christ, Howard. Walking around weight. Howard, were you just asleep? Nose wide awake around.

So you gotta have well, walking around CPAP machine.

Yeah. You see this guy right here? This is Ah, is my see, uh, my c WAP machine. So you also shook awake just now from being shook off the relax ation. You know what I mean? You know, when you get really relaxed and then he jolted awake more awake seems very away, And then I snapping out of the mapping back in any way

that way.

Never noticed this before. Yeah, I'm feeling really good after that. I think I'm ready to record a good episode today. Guys, Your I'm so relaxed. Yeah. Um God, that meditation e Hey, doesn't we are ready to? We are ready to record, and we have been recording this whole time. Oh,

fuck, Howard. But it's only been a couple minutes, guys. It's only

been 33 minutes or

something. This is the best one I've done yet. I

disappoint. You were in a relax ation space, and so to Rome, and we were are Relax, ation to me. That's just out of bounds.

I hope on

your way home today. You're texting while driving and you don't realize it. But you run into the back of a truck carrying a bunch of different length logs, and they just they stab you and decapitate you.

And then that truck continues moving on to its scheduled delivery, which is on the other side of the country. And they

don't even know you're stuck back there. Kebab.

Yeah. I want you to take a true You guys want me to be kebab? Yeah. We want you to human kebab.

Behind you is a truck of green peppers and mushrooms. I can't slow down and it slams into you and those kebab on the other end.

And then I hope you get I hope you all break down in Arizona under the hot, hot sun you start rolling down the hill

and then I hope And then I hope what you are served because I am obsessed with the heat as I love the way

we don't want you hurt. We just want to wait

about being here less feeders. Let me get show and dio way

you do for hell, you

guys! I sincerely apologize for that. Okay, I dio But let's just get into the Liz. It for

he that if either for heat it Ugo are either, you know, Hey, for heat about it. Okay, Well, anyway, what do you mean? OK, why are you trying to move on Trying to start the episode? Why is it you wise it up

to you? What the episode is Can't we just enjoy a nice for

heat? Yeah, well, it's up to me because you guys have destined for the concert, Feta. Why you running out of here like a fire? You give me the fee. Distinguish. Er no, God, for here is the thing is the gift that keeps on giving.

You know, I think we give too much Guys, I think we give way too much.

Well, I'm everything's a

job. We have a baby for you. The boy

I I like that is the original one for that commercial.

1 810 10 to feta.

That's straight. If you ever need to call someone about how good your feta is, but you don't have change. That's the number you called me

for heated because because it's badgering shares

meant for heat myself. Okay, I've said it once, and I will not say it again. Do not make me for heat myself.

I hate getting myself for heated. You re talking about

seated now I

was saying, Don't make me repeat my

my That is good. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even see

that. Everyone can

be for heat for seeded. That would

be great. How about we first start this thing?

Okay, there's not it once that was not how,

but I feel heat the intro. Oh, how about I for heat? How about we for heat? Uh fuck. Fuck your brother. You've been for heating your meat all week. E. That's right. I haven't sure I have to complete, You know,

Mr Getting a house?

No, Mr You're looking at the home loan. No, Mr Drina has has not let me even see the house this week. Mr. Stream issues Trina,

this is Mistress Doctor treatment.

Yes, she hasn't even let me see the houses. Doctor, There's also But anyway, but before we get into that later

reportedly who home schools here. Okay, well, way too old to learn from a You know what? Let's just

not introduce the episode this week. Let's just not

Let's just would just jump. Don't swear a GATT you struck by lightning in here you having is might it blasphemous? I've been I've been to

heaven and I've seen God. Okay, I've been to heaven, and I've seen God, and there's no way he's going to smite me. Oh, yes. Okay. All right. Smite. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the teacher's lounge. Used to be the first, best and only podcast pertained issues relevant to the Hamilton High School community. But of course, we are now all back in college getting new degrees, learning. Yeah, I, of course am Howard Levi's on. I am immortal now, uh, here, Joined by my three you know, column friends anymore. I will call them my esteemed colleague.

Actually, that we had to stop this fajitas stuff. Steamy.

Okay, well,

why don't you guys introduce or for esteemed or a fried esteemed?

I'll say I have pretty low self afraid.

Yes, I Yeah, I have high self esteem. Dry ice,

right? Uh, well, you

know, my name is Todd. Podd Tadre had recruiter for Thank you. Wow. Is that a country rich thing?

I'm a big fan. You liked that? Yeah, Well, you need to know how everyone's taking care of Sam. Weatherman. Sexy Sam. The taking care of your

developing what has been called a deejay. Stutter. That's right. Right, right, right, right. Right. So you have a speech impediment. That sounds a lot like your hyping up a club.

Often times people get hyped up just when you're trying to e you giving directions directions? Yeah. Yeah, you went

t Did you take a right

on? Yeah, but well, actually, and in ST have you heard my, uh, my new single? There is no drive through here. No. Well, it's not out yet.

Way. So the scenario Waas. So somebody was certain there was a drive through where you were at the dorms because I made a lot of changes. Uh, so people were driving through the dorms

they were trying to

for meal, and I

had to explain to them while the recorder was on.

Could you only do room service?

That's right. So far. And the spot the base for

And then you made a single out of it.

Yes. Bill Cravy is here. What's Ah, Bill Cravy? Uh, you know, things Air really taken off for me this week. We're in the bug sign are looking Tiu, take over the campus. We're using the laws against the campus. They tried to kick us out because our frat

was getting too popular. People are coming from all over the world to join

our frat. I don't

think they were kicking you out because it was too popular. I think it was because of the big death. Big data you guys had sort of a like a pagan ceremony. And

where was sacrificed?

Ah, yes. Well, yes. Yes. Okay. It's a classic frat. Hey. Hey, you

guys sacrifice the assistant, Dean,

but you keep saying they're trying to shut you down because too many people are joining. It's because you sacrificed the assistant Dean now trying to spin the story.

Well, we were just trying to have fun. And we we spit roasted the dean, the assistant dean, and listen on a Rhianna fire out of fire. Yes. Welcome

bobbing like we want Howard to have happened.

Yeah, our was jealous of this death you had for Deena's. We didn't have for Dana way. That's what you do is you get hungry. We're gonna order food. Got cooked up, Dean. You

guys advertise you were doing for demons and John Travolta showed up looking for down.

You know it, baby. And he did bring a revolt. And he

was. And he was sorely disappointed because Adele Dazeem still does not know what Adina Menzel was in the car, and he had no idea who she waas.

No, he was like, Well, whoever you are, you are not what you believe Talent.

But, hey, we heard Well, we were We were lighting up

the dean. The dean was assistant. Dean was burning because the dean tried to shut us down and said, You can't have a religious groups on campus And we said, We're France And

hey, so we're tied him up where? Roast images, bodies Just beginning to char. And we hear we here Saturday Night Fever at First Low, Low. And then we had like that. Travolta, doula, doula and Travolta's Moon walking up the street. Famous for that name, his for moonwalk. Is it true that he

did bring a case of Adele Dazeem Azaz? He did.

Yes, he did things

his own line that he's trying to get off the ground. It's

miserably failing. What's it taste like Zima confusing. Like Travolta,

the last part of all of his products are confusing. Like Travolta. That's right. Um, but here's what I will say about Travolta being him. Both have hair way. Both got air that grows fast. It grows so fast that we have to get it cut all the time

and our barbers air tired. You keep adding stuff about your hair. Every week you have a new little detail about riel. It is.

Your barber is tired.

Your barber's eso

Barbara is constantly winded because I well, how often

do you need to get your hair? Your long, big haircut?

I mean, if I let IQ twice a day, I try. So Okay,

why don't it doesn't seem like you're someone who has hair or knows how long it takes to grow. It seems like you're sorely overcompensating.

Know everyone's naturally like when you're a baby or when your kid your hair grows 16 inches a month. Really? Just a few

years ago, this wasn't happening to you. Your hair was not growing at that pace. And now recently

Oh, are you talking about my bald phase? Yes. That phase everyone was like a dog. You pretty for you. Yeah. It's like, you know, it's a midlife crisis. You know, it was it was

Take it from a guy who's always lying to people's face. You got to bring it down a little. You're going to your Well, the hair is too high, and twice a day no one's gonna buy once a week is over frequently and out, at least by toward No one thinks you're getting your hair cut twice a day. Especially when it is that thin and tall.

Oh, yeah. So you are so fucking jealous, Todd, you were so just like this, actually. T tall hair.

I've never been jealous in my whole life. Most jealous person.

I've never met anybody whose as quickly everyone where your decisions is based on someone's payroll

today country any your shit this week and Travolta was all oh, for my Deen sacrifice all over it.

What do you mean? Like he was really picking out, Challenged out?

Yeah, Dean, hey, tap

Travolta on the shoulder and say, Hey, buddy, save a little dean for the rest of us. He said he wouldn't even acknowledge

evolved right back for seconds. And I heard

Travolta saying something about wanting to take his face off.

That's when he said,

Really, that's unbelievable

And he said it a few times

and kind of weird.

You're kind of weird.

Yeah, he was making eye contact with everybody as he said it

also looking. Travolta's weird. It's weird that all of his movies, they're just sort of the film. And then they ride the movie around

what he said. He said, This tastes a little dried. You guys cooked this with Greece,

right? Hoping, of course that you had

and we had it. We won't cook it with Grace and we But it Eddie, we buttered the devoted, the do right. We covered the dean and Lowry's

right and yeah, I heard him at one point saying, Hey, I've been to a barbecue before. This is no phenomenon.

Theme was trying to shut down our frat. Um, and the assistant Dean was he was out to get us and we made him go. Bye bye. But nobody has known because we put in a replacement, a perfect impersonator of the assistant dean. Everybody knows trying to kick you off campus. There's

this impersonator. We all saw him

Yeah, and I bet you couldn't tell that it was not the assistant d. We all knew it was John Travolta. No throw. Yeah, in the hair spray costume. Yeah, the assistant dean was a man, and he is dressed up like an overweight woman. Travolta's going too far on this one. Goethe is reprising his hair spray role as fooling the assistant deans family, and it's unbelievable.

So no one on campuses fooled. I think the family is fooled, but I think it's cognitive dissonance or they can't accept that their father was eaten. So they're accepting that this new Travolta woman is there. Dad and husband.

Yeah, it literally is unbelievable. People cannot believe it because it's so obviously false.

You'll see. I don't

like that threatening tone

you say you've been hanging out

with box on. You've had a a really evil street,

your whole frak out those. You'll see tattoos that everyone's a little concerned with. You

will see you'll see what we see. Well, you're just a frat, right? So you see, the rest of the tattoo is an ongoing tattoo. Oh, interesting. That's not the end of the sentence. That is not

no, no I'm going. Do you mean that it's hidden beneath your waistband that we can?

So, yeah, and I jeans get more low rises, the further we go on, so you'll see the rest of the tented. What

cutter you guys wearing these days? I noticed you guys are wearing the same kind of Levi's

anti zipper. Was it zipper

Levi's absence? And I thought that was a new look Good on you.

Well, it's It really showcases the base of your Penis. It pushes it down hard. So your sex maxus around each edge so you really get to see sack, smashed sack and top of base. Yeah,

it looks like there's a big piece of broccoli in your

essay, you say, So there might be broccoli. Oh, yeah, Well, let's just say there's not answered my brands. You know what I mean? Speaking

of sex, um, it has been a good week for May in my relationship with the football team a Z. You know, I was helmet last week and for some of the players I got Teoh got to play mouth guard for a few plays. Disgusting, but yeah, I was getting a little tired of that position on the team, So I've actually become the number one recruiter for the team

in space. And just a reminder you did start this by saying, speaking of sacks so

well, you know, because I've talked about football. But speaking of sex, I recruited the number one prospect linebacker for next year. He's a high school senior right now, and I got him coming to the team. I am the biggest asset for recruiting with this football

on. Who is this guy? Someone you know.

What? No, no, um,

teenager from the past who may be when you maybe have an adversary relationship.

So it is not even resurrect who you'd have to resurrect to maybe make the way

here anytime he was around.

These two suggestions going on here one is that my The man my wife left me for is the top prospect in the country while you use a team now and is the number one linebacker in the country. And maybe I recruited a

great after

I saw them playing footsie at Village Pizza the other night. Just so you know, they're still together. They love Yeah, he's got huge feet.

I don't mind because he's making me a lot of money. Uh, okay. And the other suggestions sounded like Podd Tadre was coming back from the grave. And I am happy to announce here for the first time ever, that starting at fullback next year

That is a linebacker.

We'll know the linebackers. Eyes. Is the man my wife cooking for? Okay, Podd Tadre has committed to our school to play fullback. Be here, Onda. He's gonna be of once again fulfilling my dreams of playing for a d one football.

And where do we stand on this? Do have we outed Todd as Podd or we wait the whole

town? He thinks this is a separate person, right? He's got

Astri. No, this is you,

Uh, look all I know.

Listen, Todd And you killed this person. Someone who

lies directly to people's faces about their big hair because they're actually balls.

You can't pull this off. I've got

him fooled. No, I'm not lying to look, I'm in a wheelchair. Podd Tadre can walk. That's a big one. That is a very

big It is a big almost like you've been setting it up

time you danced into here? Hey! Yeah, For recording. You drive your wheelchair wheelchair in here the whole week we've been gone.

Well, look, I went to a doctor to talk about this, and it appears that I have weakened at Bernie's disease. No, there's no way I'll know. Well, I take it up with Dr Mannequin. Okay?

Is this jury anti or a different doctor? What? Any Andy diagnose to this? This is

not your nose and turned on your doctor mannequin, who I go to is a general practitioner.

Good. Well, they gotta have the same location at the very front of a J crew. No, no, no, no, no. That's the window of a J crew.

Is other location closed down. So, Mary, you could in the middle of a Nordstrom just now you could find him in the middle of a Nordstrom, which is where I see him regularly.

You have to do your appointment. Sort of less in a room window situation. And just like near the makeup counter to Nordstrom.

That's right. And, boy, do I get headaches from the perfuming stinking man. I leave feeling worse than when I came there, which I'd love a diagnosis on. But

do you think perfume stinks. Yes.

I love the smell of a human. I don't love that. You think your hope ary

is a bad

cereal? You answer Todd way. Yeah.

Look, I think perfume is the worst thing I've ever drank. Were. And Po PRI is probably the only cereal I like less than cornflakes.

This is somebody who loves

the taste of paint. Yes. Things going represent loves the taste, the paint.

Yeah, well, that's a love hate thing, because it's an addiction. But I do drink pain on the regular, but yeah, if I go to someone's house and I see the potpourri in their bathroom cereal cabinet, I know that will never fully get alarm.

What else is usually in a bathroom? Cereal cabinet?

Uh, I mean, in mine. Yeah. Lucky charms.

What are, well, already lucky

charged. Look like Todd, uh, there in a little pill bottle.

What's that? I was going to

your house and seeing in your fridge. And I'm like the bottom rung of the door were usually have, you know, like sodas that have been in there way too long or something. Never gonna drink. You had Febreze here? Yeah. Is that something you think is a drink but that you don't like. I keep

it for guests. I don't really love it, but, you know, you keep a little fib. Reason if you're entertaining, man, you think people are gonna want to drink or something like that? Yeah.

You also, uh, shot a commercial for, For For Brees recently. That sort of ape. The sunny D ad where you look into your free agent. You say you guys want something? I've got the purple stuff. Sony D for breeze. That's right.

A. She means you wore a costume.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's me and a bus.

You ape their idea. Meaning you made the main character same

commercial. But you added in May. You

caped so many. Are you a u A r I

t r. I did, er live. I hate that idea.

Why do you a what do you What is it? You are not only stealing the idea, but you're making on the gate the make a grenade. When did you in light makeup? Yes, well, you

know, a lot of production value goes into a ping something. And the thing I'm all happily skip on his makeup. Wardrobe. and sound for the closer. And when

you like cross when you do blocking, you'll be like, ah, I imagine I'm walking on all fours right now.

Yeah, yeah. Ah, ah. Lot of it is telling the audience to suspend their disbelief. Imagine this is an ape doing this, I

tell you, a plea, Avengers. But you didn't have the budget shows. Just you in a black box theater with the camera sitting.

Yeah, well, this was very low budget. It was very interesting. People, like a lot of friends came and they really didn't like it, But I think I was, like, really trust your friend. And I think it was the material. It was this Avengers material, right? You know what was big though human to play into the apes.

You did. Now that got,

uh, Well, the whole premise of the thing is kind of based around apes and lands. And like, April, when it's just humans in cages and they start talking on taking over, everyone's like, what is happening. A lot of what is happening here is, um yeah, on the comment cards. Yeah, uh, which I stopped putting out because they were so disrespectful. the comments.

Didn't you try to make a

ah bull Ah, a card game and sell it to Vegas called comment cards? I

don't know. Why Wouldn't have

seems like you'd sink a lot of money into it and probably lose most of that money when they don't buy it. Is that what happened? Well,

the first thing that happened was a sheriff, Dickson said. We don't buy game ideas from a man that comes in. So what about poker guy? Who said that? That's not how it works. I said, OK, what about Kino? They said, Same thing. What? Mr Black Jacket? Is it? Sir, you have to leave. There's are people I said. I'm not leaving until I get my free drink This Did you get freedom when you gamble? I said, I am bankrupt. I can't do that right now. I start all my money on this comment cards

as someone who

dated Mrs Slot Machine. Is it a tough business to get into?

Well, maybe you could help me with that in. I would have loved Mr Slot Machine to help me out there. The game is this. You're sitting at a table. OK, there's a bunch of cards that say, How is your experience here on you? Deal amount. And people have to hint at what their cards say. The experience was and you guessed the other person's cards.

It's like apples to apples or something.

Yes, exactly. On the two options are great and terrible, so there's a 50 50 chance every time, and it's a lot of bluffing goes on there. Lowest hand is $3000. Inventor of the game gets a 90% cut,

so that's where they get to write their inventor of the game. And is he dealing the game? Always, Air

Filter is dealer, and that's that was the subtitle Name of the game.

Infected his dealer. So it's called comment cards. Subtitle Inventors Dealer

Yes, eso uh, if anybody Reno or Atlantic City is interested in you could even do it is a house game. I'll come to your house and I'll bill for your

Vegas fully out Everyone in Vegas. Is that what he said? Reno Atlantic's and

everybody in Vegas is out. Casinos, small businesses. The week after the Bunny ranch, also right, I pitched to the Bunny Ranch. I was the first person the Bunny Ranch turned away on site.

Wow, because they let so

many scumbags it.

That's right, we'll Air Force Amy and I have a history. You

were in the Air Force together. We were in the Air Force together. That's right. Way were on

the clandestine mission and I tried to kamikaze.

So she's hot on you for that. So what's that? She's not to have any herder.

The first person to receive a corroded heart.

That's right. It's the Razzie of the Army. Have you ever lost the most recent election Gives it to you. So Bob Dole give me a crowded

heart. You know, I like that.

That system is in place. It's gotta be. There

it was. It was fun. It was me. Elizabeth Berkley Screech

E all. Of course. Remember way all

served in the 90

seven saved by the bell. The Air Force years was very interesting.

I thought it was weird that they just replaced Kelly and didnt explain it

may send that they kept the football referee.

Yes, I'm excited about Go back around. I'm excited to see what You know how much money I make getting these recruits in here on campus uh,

Podd is decorated. He is. Everybody loves Podd,

so if anybody can turn it around its Podd That's right.

You know, first ever 14 year old to play college football is a starting fullback.

That's going to get a lot of people in the seats

now, Did you record a recruit? A 14 year old? Because he was the best you could find. You couldn't find any 18 year olds or or What's the goal here? Is Todd really that much better? And that much more advanced than men? Four years old.

His name is actually Podd Underway. Coming, Todd, I don't know what the confusion is either. I happens all the time. Weirdly, no. Well, I went around, I went around Teoh people that looked athletic. And I said, Hey, hey, hey, kid. Uh, let me talk to you. How would you like to make some money really easy.

This is your recruiting process? Yeah, I say Ah, and

you get a free education four years if you don't get injured or killed Torto injured. You could play in the NFL with the big dogs. And I said that a bunch of people said, Would you have a credential to have a business card. Of course I did. They said most business cards. Air printed. Um, there in English. Uh,

you had the label, Teoh package,

years air hastily written in Spanish and their nutrition facts.

Right. Well, I think my business coach guys ripping me.

And where do you got to go to the supermarket to get your

business cards?

Um, the supermarket? Yeah. No. Well, you supermarket, I go online to www dot uh those factors nutrition.

Ever heard of that website? Lows, Factors

nutrition? That's right. It's business card in Spanish.

I'm not sure if

it is. Well, good. If I'm wrong, I wasted $3500.

Oh, I've wasted a lot on business cars as well. So I'm my room right there with you. Will

you just keep changing? You keep minute, Lee changing your business every couple of days.

That's a problem. And I buy very expensive card. Yeah,

if you just If you I think you should put a pause on the sort of producing marketing materials for a little while until you until you really land on the final product, cause right now your business is just expanding at an increasingly crazy race

word pause, which I think is very interesting. Pas like animal paws. Maybe we need to bring some animals into the spa. Maybe that's a really because this goat yoga is really

popular, right? Right. I've wasted a lot of money on business cards as well. I mean, because I I got some space in all of the Walgreens card sections all across the business card for my business guards. And

I don't turn. They're selling them. Well, they're not going. They're going of what's the opposite of hot cakes area.

They're going like language,

diarrhea, diarrhea, muffins, maybe the opposite.

Yeah, they're selling like diarrhea muffins, So not good. But they're perfect there that, you know, they open, you open them up and they say things like, um, if you'll have a seat,

he'll be with you in five minutes. And

that's for Bugs marks. Arm.

Now, just this is just this is just an idea.

That's idea. Yeah, well, I think one of the issues might have been that you really locked into the, like, condolences section of the of the greeting cards,

right? Yeah. Yeah. And I think

people are already so sad. And look, there's not a zoo. Many options, and you've taken away one, and they're like, this is a business card. I've tried to give someone condolences on

the death. I did, uh, remove all of the condolences, sex and relationships. And

I tried to,

you know, get some combo cards going on. What? They

were all with beef cakes on them. Yeah, You use like, the beefcake birthday idea for condolences.

Exactly. I was like, you know, I'm sorry.

And there were specific.

You know, I'm sorry your husband died in that tractor trailer incident, but and then it would say B u T t and you'd open it up. And it be a big beef cakes. Whole silver lining close up on the

whole. As if you know, Yes, this man or woman's husband died, but at least they can look at this close up of a butthole. And

that was selling well or not selling well, what is the opposite of hot cakes? Package diarrhea, muffins, packaged diarrhea, muffins left out, the said Yes, it was selling like those.

Not at all.

Well, um, I'm willing to invest in this idea cause I think you have something here. I think we haven't nailed it yet. But I dio let's get on most factors nutrition bonus. And we'll figure out somewhere

fairly. And

you're going to be like an angel investor and that you have no money to invest, So you kind of won't really be there.

Right on investor in name only. Almost. So you know, it'll say demon investor will be a demon investor.

Let's take a little break. I'm tired. I pretty tired. Teoh Howard, it really quickly. What's going on with your

Well, I mean, it's same old stuff, You know, I've been having a rough time in class. Uh, you know, med school is hard. Even if you are being home schooled by your Dom. Just doctor treatment. Mr. Is Doctor Trina. She's home schooling. May we actually had our first first experience with the human cadaver this this week And you that I was the cadaver. It was really shocking. Honestly, A man. Yeah, yourself.

Uh, what's that called? Autopsied yourself?

Yeah, yeah,

yeah. It was really It was wild

because you're immortal, But you can still feel

pain. Yeah, And she said, Well, it be it be illegal for us to get a dead body because we're not licensed by the state in any way. But you are. You know that you are a dead body, so we'll do this. We, of course, did it. A sanitary Leah's possible.

So technically, you are dead. Your immortal. But you're living dead.

I'm immortal in that my consciousness can never die. Ah, it'll live on whether in my body or in in some sort of you know, others If you I wish you could upload me into a computer. So if you love the rain goes and your eyes in your head go to a new thing, you're still you. I think I think that's it as long as my memory box stays intact. Um, but anyway, I information I may use. Yeah. What

do you learn about your body?

I learned that I've got a fat heart. My heart is very fat. And does that translate directly into kindness? No, no, no, no, no, no. It translate direct directly into easily fatigued, winded from little exercise. Big heart. No, no, no

pumps more blood. You makes you more.

No, no, it's not that. It's a fat heart, as in my heart is made of mostly fat. Your heart is overweight. My heart is overweight. My heart that asked Saul your heart at the barbecue place, the other right. And

this is a new

development that my heart is sort of autonomous from my body. It sort of makes similar to your feet, Bill, my hardware choices that my body doesn't want to. So and when I opened up my chest, my heart was like, It would be honest.

I saw a commercial the other day. Your heart was playing a junkie,

right? Your hurt is a pretty good actor. It was like a heart got that part. But

he looks so bad that he was playing a fucking drugged out junk

in his heart loses weight. He's not gonna get those parts

anymore. You with my heart? In the time that I did open heart surgery that I did this open heart sort of autopsy on myself, my heart jumped out of my body and had and had a lot of experiences that went auditioned, got the part shot the commercial out. Uh, it, uh was

that your heart I saw with my ex wife later on the day.

Um, what's your ex wife's name.

You know, this was always the issue between her name. Well, no, I knew what I thought her name Waas, But it was just like, if I'm calling you the name I think your name is, Why does it matter if it's right or wrong? As long as I think it's Olive. Uh, that's what I'm calling you. The right name. Okay. Well,

Carter and all

of that, and all of

my heart when my heart is not seeing someone named an olive But my heart is seeing someone who ah recently broke up with old old old man A pistachio. She broke up with a mustache. Must it was actually a mustache. Moustachioed pistachio. Yeah. So my heart Peanuts, brother

Pistachio by a family of actor things.

Yes. We'll see what happens there. But my heart Ah, my heart's doing really well on my heart. Consciously is doing really well. A swell because me and mistress, Doctor Trina are like hitting it off. Uh, she's hitting you. She's hitting me off. It's like, you know, people say, like jerking off for, like, beaten up. She

hits you in the head. So you come.

Yeah. She bought for me on the head until I ejaculate

using on arcade style thing

nine Bob she uses, like about in a little thing and you pop up through little holes, You get bopped down. Yeah, we built that we built Ah, whack a mole in being in her house. Well, yeah, alcohol is what she calls. She calls me a hose. Well goes away. It's got a big sign up there. That's his wacko. So anyway,

I Tana tickets the

other night from your dumb ass. I went home with a big

bucking lollypop. You're still second on that thing. Yeah, I am. I am. I'm taking it to the new station. Didn't tell you guys. I got a job as a, um I'm studying communications that I got a job as a newscaster. And let's say I'm getting some of my own views into the news way. Do the weather and the sports right is that Does it seem slanted? E. A directive thought it was pretty straight full. I've just

never seen somebody fit such conservative views into a weather report.

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right, well, you know, today no different than every other day. We got a great guests in the lounge. She

has become like a good

friend of all of our since we started coming to school here. Uh, she she's ah friendly face that we see problem for me twice a day. Usually on that is Ah Dolly Price for you. Pick me up cafe She is Ah, waiter at the pick me up. I'm a waitress. Sorry. It's okay. That's alright. I thought have went for the non gendered version. I know. I believe in having gender roles, strong gender roles.

I'm sorry. I apologize out of the

gate. I really think that Ah you know its host versus hostess Well, if if it's a gentleman, if it's a gentleman snack a host. Oh, wait, wait Say it again. Hostess

can cupcakes. Oh, how there is feminine. Well, I think they are, don't you? I

really I mean, little did a little Debbie is obviously a woman.

HoJo Is she a ho? Yes. Ho ho, ho! A female snack cake. Absolutely. Snacks are girls. Absolutely. Because you like ice came. That's a girl. Men. Men are savory. Crispy snack time, right?

Yeah, it is a man that is a representation of chicken fingers and sweets. And it's interesting. It's interesting that this is what comes up first because you are actually known for being quite a judgmental. Wait A waitress.

Well, I'm working on you. Were you

working on becoming amore judgment?

Oh, I know that. I'm not supposed to be as judgmental as I am. I was raised assemblies of God. I still have that in me

because you were the first time I went in there. You rewrote my whole meal for me,

right? You said no too much.

Well, you ordered nothing but brown food. You had a whole plate you wanted. You wanted hamburgers fried Stay. You wanted. You wanted a tater tots. You wanted a role. I don't see anything.

He said burn the role I wanted to be

dark brown. What? My doctor, Dr Mannequin has been the brown diet right now on

this is an actual mannequin. Were No, no, no, it's a It's a real doctor in the middle of a human being. That

is not good for your poop. Oh,

well, I I think you eat what you want. You're put to be alive, to be brown to those because

that's not necessary. Time have a consistency of, like, moose. It's gonna be light. And you're gonna want to rub

it in your hair to get a good style. That's right. That's right.

You you know nothing about hair. You just don't have the right hair, Bill.

My hair is long. It grows super fast, and it's it's perfect for a perm. It's green. It's green. I'm donating

it till I'm donating it. Two Children with cancer,

you damn. You'll kill them faster if you give it to him to keep it away.

My hair is really no, it's dark and it leaks die onto my face. And I'm giving it to gives with cancer because they need it more than me. Well, they're gonna be grateful for. Thank you. I thank you, darling.

uh, you been at this diner for a long time now.

What's it like

seeing, um, only the same age people of the time. You know, everyone graduates and moves on your only serving college students most of the time, right?

Oh, well, that helps keep me young. I'll tell you right now, I mean, you might be surprised to hear this Some 74. Wow. Wow. And if I wasn't working in a diner that serves mostly college kids that tell you right now, I would look like I

That is really surprising. Yes. I thought you were in your mid one tens.

That that's what I thought. Well, that's the opposite of what I was hoping His show. You are wearing a quick silver sweatshirt and the backwards headdress. Very. You dress very

young. Very similar style,

short hair holding a buckyball. That's what I was told to do because I was recruited by the fashion merchandising department. You're do a makeover. Oh, you're an influencer. Well, I guess I am now. That's what the girls told me after they gave me the board shorts.

And these goes then took pictures of you.

Right? Know what? There's a whole. I have a whole They created an INSTAGRAM account. No. What is it called? I hope it's in good spirit. I do not, you know, helping tricking. I hope it's not called. Look at this old lady we dressed up. I don't think so. I don't I don't look at Instagram. They just told me they just told men. It's always surf related clothing. Where were some of the

other photo shoots they've had? You do?

Well, they let's say they had me. Um, they had me a nice overalls on and also bad. No, there anything is good or bad and that they're all kind of gross. E I mean, they were, um they're fitted to the body. They were like, they're like overalls that that were made by fashion designers. Nice. That

is a very tight fitting. Overall.

Very tight. OK, over. Shirt on the need a shared a word to talk. Okay. Golly, I'm gonna

go ahead and say what? I'm gonna go ahead and say what I think is going on. It's and it's sad that that kids at this college would do that. Kids are mean these days, kids, if they look at middle aged people like us leave all been on his instagram and they and they make a goof out of you. They say, Wouldn't it be really funny? I'm

with you, dawg. If kids are treating and nice, it is genuine unfriendly. Now I'm friends with a bunch of these college kids. I get their beer forum s skateboarding around. I would skateboard if I wasn't in a wheelchair. Now, no, we'll see. I doubt it, but I will have your feelings hurt. I think this is like it gives the documentary advanced fashion. It's a man who follow No,

that would be a no.

He takes photos of elderly women who have very great style and are very, uh, boisterous, bold and boisterous. Oh, I see. I think that's what these kids are probably doing with you.

Well, I think that you could construe it that way if you just didn't read any of the captions. I think that's a pro. I've seen the Instagram because I do, you know that. Yeah, I found out I was on and I tagged you. They accidentally tagged me on Instagram because you're dumb. Put you on the my dam. Put me on instagram and she posts mean photos of me all the time. Right? But you know what I know about. And as your pig loses, yes, yes. She puts the pig head on me, takes pictures of me naked and post them on her instagram But I got tagged in one and it is actually called Ha ha! Look at this old person we dressed up funny. It's very

you know, that title I forgot I forgot that we dressed up funny this'll old person. So there's a hot It's hot Underscore. Hahahaha

underscore. Look at this old person address that

you didn't hear that we dressed up Funny part. You just that was called hot. Look, this old person which was nice for you

Well, I don't know. You know the kids the way they talk, right? You thought it was

like a false negative or whatever were like That's bad.

I realized that it was gonna be a bad thing. I think there are a lot of things like that. You think it sounds bad, but it's really good. Like fat.

Yeah, e I

got a bunch of my get ugly people. Complimenting and corrupt is

apparently not a bad. Get away from the whole

guilty. That judge told you that you were guilty. Think that I was like, Oh, it's It's one of those. Funny. Yeah. You to my buddy. Raining order. Uh,

least at least you don't feel bad about this thing. I guess if it's in good spirits with you, then