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s06e07

Amandakin

Originally aired: June 13, 2018

Today's the big day. The guys prepare for Bill's wedding with Bhagson.

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was that a real

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for really? No farting during meditation bear area Don't fart into the microphone, especially. I'm not laying into where their shared Mike's. I'm gonna try fall asleep this time. I'm not gonna try to stand, Michael. Let myself stay away. Okay, Good is this is a guided sleep meditation, so just nod off. If you're feeling ok, could we end some anti anxiety? Sure. I can play some anti anxiety and in competition with the song Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Okay, you're putting on a show of sleeping again. Howard, I'm awake. Yeah, you're out. Is that a Karate Joe straight Manning Bill Way ran into this

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last time. I wasn't able to

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keep my cool during the meditation

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booth. Segal's really put pooping everywhere way. Single diarrhea directly. Right over. May Hand a partner cowboy General, part your Halloween cowboy Umpire Howard, what is with this?

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Wait, you're awake. Way

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taking this seriously? I am. I just I just go fuck myself. I take it very seriously. Having a good time. It was a good time. It's about relaxing

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is a Sam. You are red in the face.

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I got sunburned last night? Yes, last year in the tanning booth. And I was the

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tan. It's on all

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night trying to get my relax ation on.

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I need Ahmad

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to be inside of 10

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things. Let's turn you orange. They don't give you sunburn. Okay, while I'm sunburned.

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Maybe it was last night. Maybe it was all the work I did early this morning. Did you fall asleep

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next to the weed? You're growing hydroponic weed? No. 30 said yesterday. You said Yes. Ship? Yes, Well, as part of the new theme, have a weed shop a Jamaican make. It's a Jamaican medicinal. Regular marijuana. We chop. I have read culture will not. I'm RC. Okay,

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well, no one's taking this year's our sleep.

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I drop out of college because this is what I dedicated my life to. And for some reason, it's not helping me get more centered. Samu Well, I think that's

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on you, buddy. I mean, Jesus, look at you. You look like a big brother, like one big muscle spasm over. Will you stop him again, please? Bill, His voice is grating on me and

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I got his

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teeth. I got my teeth fixed. He sounds like this I think the doctor

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said And I quote best Aiken do buddy. See you later. I just kind of relax those. Its bills. Big day it is. Very

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I invited you to my bridal

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suite. Were, like 45 minutes away from you marrying a cult later on. And this is a huge thing. What? You're

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relaxing phrase. Your mantra as wimpy

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would be cold for Flippy Goldberg. She's she Me. Okay, okay. I feel better by good.

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Works a lot better than your Billy crystal mantra.

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Okay, Is it

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Can I get the popcorn out of your micro pack place? That's just working. Get

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it? Is it Is it okay for your recording episodes before Before your wedding, Bill?

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Yeah. Let's go. Yeah, we gotta start way when I want a document. You know, this lead up

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to my let me first ever podcast weather. First ever shake guys. I didn't even think I had the equipment set up, but the equipment is set up in its running for, so

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damn it, I'm not even decent.

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Yeah, you got you got you with your naked voice on Bill.

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Make it boy

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way, recording this whole

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fucking close on my now your voice is weird. You still you still record all the fucking time? And you, me, me, me. Three. Do you do anything for anyone else, Howard? Yeah. Anything you think Security Here. Use you sublimate. Yeah, that's all you dio Wait, What is Subway may? I don't know. You're a sub.

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Your sub your subliminal. Yes, I am. I am a sub in every sense of the word. But anyway, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the teacher's lounge. It used to be the first batch and only podcast

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caress Howard.

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Now, of course, we are back in college. I am Howard Levis used to be a biology teacher. Now I have a fun voice. Uh, that's not a job. Well, you'd be surprised you'd be surprised is all side

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if you try to fuck and paint yourself as having ridiculous voice and reap all the benefits of your appropriate ridiculous fucking I will fuck it if you it is not is not my

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fault that I read as someone who has ridiculous

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for well but you applied for the ridiculous voice scholarship.

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Hey, Well, because because I you know I'm person who has chosen the lifestyle now as opposed to someone who was born with. That's not what it's about.

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I You're the real born with

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ridiculous voice. Yes, you are. No, you are totally different.

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Yeah, The only difference is I'm not in love with you. Okay.

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Well, how you doing on that? You guys still completely readyto

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is the first time I've ever been felt like I couldn't trust a woman. First time. Yeah, that bad. I'll never trust one

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again. What happened? You You found out that she's not really back? Yeah. I found out in front of all of your well, you did

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it on their Really? Yes. I thought you never let it in

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your brain. You denied it?

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No, I was lying.

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Well, I will say it's pretty tough to deny that. And it's tough tough tonight. If you'll admit

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that, though I think there's a lot of things you need to admit. Honestly?

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Yeah. Could

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you admit

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time? Okay, fine. I like raising brand more than corn place. You caught May. So you cut me. That's about

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talking about I was talking about You know, your your newfound love of extreme sports. Um, you know, all those things you Burger King Burger Kings. One of the biggest one.

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Yeah. Ah, kind of your saga is I did work in it. It's bigger than Podd. Yeah, and by then Podd, Let's be honest. Podd is back,

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and Burger King is still bigger than Podd. I don't

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e feel like I'm always on the hot seat with you guys about what's true and what's not

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true. What you with

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you guys too? Because you replaced your stove with a toilet. Well, and the gas is still hooked

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up to the toilet.

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Oh, something has happened.

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You're sitting on whatever is happening. My butt hurts. You're sitting on a double boiler like someone was used

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to melt chocolate. I don't know what to tell you guys. Don't try to stew.

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I had no intentions of trying

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with Jodi. Teoh

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is the biggest dish of the wedding.

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Your fourth option Well knows. Don't eat the stew. Do not eat the

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studio. You haven't even put it out.

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But you're gonna put it out and you're already saying don't eat.

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Don't eat this too. No, I have to show up with something in hand. But don't even

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think is a pot lack. Thank you. Think

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I'm already. I just don't need to be on the run from you guys are on the run from

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the FBI. We have your back.

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Oh, that's right. You You escaped. Are you Are you under arrest? You've been read your rights going on. You're

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talking. Tadre has been under is under arrest. I did what I would call a successful face off with another man. And so you might notice that I don't look like I normally look right now.

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Yeah, that's right. Who do

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you look like? There's a couple

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of somebody you know.

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There's a couple choices for me. Oh, you took Todd's face off. And you, hood Brad Wimberly Lee's face on your one of the Wimberley twins that you say you didn't kill. Face looks. Oh, so it looks like scrapings off of, like, a skeleton or something. Maybe a face like a really good face.

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I don't need to explain anything, but if you wanted to know the facts, something you could do was I got some of the facts between you guys

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and may don't say anything about raising bread. This is this listener client privilege, I guess Just telling you guys in May when given the

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choice between cornflake and raising. Listen. Okay. Okay. Yes, yes. I cut off the face of a corpse of a boy that I killed and lied about. I put that face on my face, and then I cut off my own face and put on the corpse and the corpses, serving 20 to life right now.

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Whoa. No details yet.

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That what they get him for what they get you

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for everything. The FBI was coming down on me.

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It's unbelievable. I mean, we also on the news, them taking who they thought Todd Padre out was to the A short little weight dragging its Honestly, they're bad, but that they are bad

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in their defense. Every time I've been arrested, I go in, but I make him drag.

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So this is sort of repeating officer repeating deal heavy. He's gonna make

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himself happy. You just have to drag, like taking a little boy home from Disneyland. All

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right. I love that analogy. I don't mean

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to scare you, Todd, but there's a live deposition that's going to be on the news.

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Very live Will tell you that much

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what you're saying. I think the secret is going to sort of be revealed in about 25 30 minutes when that live deposition starts happening on TV and this dad body can't

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remember Lee family going to be there. Anyone that's not deceased.

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I don't know why they would, uh, they don't know. Their boys corpse was dug up and had his face replaced with my face.

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Yeah, I don't remember. Lee's

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will recognize lawyers on skeleton if what you are being of what you're getting at. Is that the request I made in 25 minutes to take leave of the wedding for a puppeteer E that it's an unrelated puppeteer and gets an audition For

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what? I'm gonna

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go the leave requests, and I'm going to grant a few. Okay, please. Thank you. If you could take a look at that some time before we could start your request it, Of course. I believe that if you requested to visit the Perma crab Well, yeah, racist crabs. Crabs. Not gonna let us humans have the kind of day we want. I'm not gonna have it. And I'll say

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this. I'm actually upset that mine was rejected upon submission.

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Mahalo, Ugo Mission. You know what I mean, I don't actually. Maybe he said you should have Ah submitted a domination. Okay, Maybe they admitted domination. Yes. So you're saying you answer that God is domination. I have our that everywhere. Easily spaces, ever. And he's mean he makes everyone

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submit that Mr Stringer asked me to call her God. Now he's Domina president to really? Wow, I'm the present. Oh, God, that's just means the same thing. I

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I think

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so. Well, I mean, we all remember Adam and Eve stayed in the Garden of Eden.

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That's right. That's right. I think it was their Tom. That's this snake. Got a little too carried away

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and took out one of Eve's ribs.

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You would see the snake. It really stiff. Oh, yeah. Snake was diamond in there. That snake

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was getting big when it gets to, you know, You know, he's an excellent excellent

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ride. Excellently. Yes. Thank you. Sure had more eggs. Oh, but I served absolutely. Yeah, but nobody knew what that was.

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I have so much salute

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Lee, but everybody but on the sign, it's like eggs is huge, because that's the point. It's like Absolutely

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it was like you're making a but absolutely the product that you're serving there and not a

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So you're saying he should have been? Absolutely.

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I just You know what? You'd add egg into a new pun if there's no egg. Yeah, like you could call it, like, absolutely your shorts or something like that. But

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I don't get that short. Whatever. We'll have you tasted this lately. Here's the

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crazy thing is, I have no idea what's lutely is. But I know it was

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overdub. It was burnt. Whatever. Whatever this is, can you tell us? Because most of the ingredients were indistinguishable in all the same color when we got them. What, you're saying that I burnt the salute, Lee? Yeah, Yeah, to a crisp.

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I don't even know what it is. How would you know if it was burnt? Because it was

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That was the big surprise to me. It was like I don't even know how will be able to tell if this is good or not. And then I took one,

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like I would say, an inauguration of dust.

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Yeah, you suck it into your

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lungs and you go and you burp after, uh, it wasn't gas is a burp. Absolutely. Yeah. and then you eat you hotbox the other person's birth. And that salute Lee,

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just that being in a room or ah shed of 400 people burping was just also not very appetizing.

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I did. I will say I did leave stuffed three weeks. I

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don't know if

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I was stuffed her on appetites, but I could meet for a while.

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Yeah, Yeah, I was backed up

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eggs. So excellently is not really that important to what's going on right now

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before it's failing. Uh, well, if yeah,

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if all the investors that I just got on board that with my ah, go fund me

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or your pun work got even worse

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because you rather go fund me, right? Not a go fund me people

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will fund me. They were pledging fun at the restaurant. Yes. So you go fun in me. So you make me have fun. So you go

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to where I am and you fund me. Uh, and people are bringing me presidents and little games and stuff. And that didn't help the restaurant at all. And how did how did they kick start her go? Well, I couldn't get my motorcycle started. I know. I could not, You would think with all those people donating their time

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to trying to help.

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Yeah, my motorcycle. Joyce, I can't get

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her started. I started a kick. Start her and we'll say, Let's see what happens. So you're

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moments away from getting married, Bill, against our I

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want to talk about anything but the wedding.

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What you talking about? I'm ready. I'm ready.

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Maybe you're not

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dressed. Do you still not dressed? You're sweating. You're sweating bullets

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stopped looking

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well, stop standing in front of us. There's nowhere else for us to look.

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Stop looking at my but

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you're currently

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podcasting with your but towards the table. Oh, e Oh, that was a voice chair. Just avoid the voice style.

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Your button in your chair turned back around. Was it my voice?

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Uh, can I be on your team? I love

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it. I love what you did. I I love what you did. Tide. Will you be on my team? OK, I'm gonna go, uh, with sea.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Todd,

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I also love what you did. Known as though this is and I also really love what you did. And I think if you want to be with a hack like Bill crazy over

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here. 00 are you can be with a guy who has his own

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performance space and has been willing to book use in stay one that he was a big age.

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Wow. That's not how I remember some of its false. Okay, I think I'm

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ready to make my choice. Okay, relax. Before. Wow. Wow. I just want to let you know, Todd, that there's three people in this room who all bring to the table a very specific set of skills. Two of them won't be able to handle your attitude, right? One of them can take it. Maybe. Oh, yeah. So yeah, Howard also, but first of the channel. You know this, but facing screen, I'm just saying, if you want to just, you know, hang out with you, coach it, maybe go with somebody else. But if you want it, really do something special. Your suggestion is

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a few. If I If my choice here is to go dominate somebody in treated like crap. You know what I introduce? Absolutely. Ok, I made my decision.

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I'm pretty lost up in this voice. What are we talking about? I on your team

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here. I just get

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into three people want to be

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with I don't know what I

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was operating carried away by the chair. I wanted my team. Even once

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you bring these voice chairs and you just kind of sit right into the

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absolute which was your idea is great addition to

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the bridal party. Your bridal suite? Yeah.

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Thank you. Are you Todd technically, or is there a bride or

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to run off? Sad. I'm wondering because I'm thinking about the cake. You're thinking about our sex. That's why you're wondering. No, I'm You want us know who's the top and who's the Baden bagged? Um, it sounds like you are

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thinking about that. I'm just wondering.

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Well, yes, I Am I wearing

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a wedding dress? Yes. Am I the man? Yes. Am I gonna throw flowers over my head? Yes. Will it be when everybody else does it? No. Now, I saw you getting prepared for that moment. You had a lot of bags of stuff you throw over your head. You had bird seed. You had flowers. Been to a wedding, gathered

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up all the salt shakers you ever smelled. And they're in one bag.

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Yeah, and I'm gonna I'm gonna throw my ears over my shoulder. I'm gonna throw Al Qaeda stuff over your view. A little soldiers say, which is interesting that you should say that my ears do hang low. Yeah, we all know that. What about

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your changed? Do you change Hang

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love? Yeah, that's good question.

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Well, they wobbled to a pro, but you way kind

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of gloss passes. You said you've never been to a waiting

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before. No, I mean, I have sent my Dapple gang. Er so you were married years

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ago to your now ex wife, which talked about shells shell Cravy. She'll Cravy

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You didn't show up to your wedding when you got married, Doctor. That wasn't made. Wow. Wow. Michelle Cravy God, I mean, we partied all night with shell.

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We did. We did. That would explain a lot of us ended that night saying this was the first good time we've had with Bill.

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That's right. He was not necessarily calm, but responsive to things that you would say. Yeah,

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Yeah, um, full head of hair. Uh,

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yeah, he's my doppelganger. Looks just like we know. But it was like a uniquely full head. They have never been touched. Just sort of What were you shamed me? That broom. Are you shaving your head right now and picking up the hair with a broom? You making a handmade card box, Dear? Bikes?

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No. Your hair wasn't growing fast enough for Boggs on. So you started taking Kropp shows that

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right? What now? Throughout? Because we've seen a

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lot of bottles of Kropp Shut the house.

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Yeah, you've been frankly fought like sprouting feathers.

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Is that a big I don't know, Is it?

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Yes, yes. Do have I been circling, uh, roadkill this whole past week.

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It took us 30 extra minutes to get here because you went up right into the sky when we drove past the Bassem.

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Now, this is crazy, because in this guy on the way to my wedding and ate a fuck a dead possum. Okay, I'm trying to go from here. Here's what I say. That is not

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just crow P sha stuff. That sounds like your own crow game. Well, are you on both Propecia and Crow

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Game? Well, you wanted to stay, and you also want it to grow back. So monk, Rogaine and Crow Crow P. Sha. Okay. Yeah. I don't know if you're supposed to mix those two, and I really don't

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think you should be a hair harvester. Most now, baby,

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I'm a

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hair. It's I'm a hair plant. Sorry. Here, plant. I know. Harvest the hair, that somebody else. I just happen to be harvesting my own here today because I

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can't be seen until the wedding.

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You know, it's true. That's true. It just seems like I don't know as your friends right before your wedding. We don't want to try to talk you off the wedge, but we just want to bring it up one last time.

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Sure. I think with Strong Theo Scarecrow.

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It's my fucking date. What? That's my date today. I'm sorry, Bill. I thought that was a scarecrow. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. I hear you call her a scarecrow.

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You said you were coming. You said you had

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met a great woman at the mall. Whoa. Oh, Well, I got stuff, So this is sort of a last minute.

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I got fucking stood up this morning by a man. Amanda. Kid was Amanda, kid, I never cut her last name. We hit it off at the mall and I

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What do you mean

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by stood up? Locked herself inside of an H and m the front area.

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Well, yet you not only where she locked up in front area, her clothes were totally different. Season in style.

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And did you have it out with a what? Well, I I had

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it out at her. She was standing next to this frankly handsome, faceless man

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where you said your favorite

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thing about her is that she's featureless, right?

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Yeah. Yeah, Well, that was my first. That was my pickup line. I said I said, Are you a chief DVD? Because you are featureless, baby,

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That's pretty good. Pick up.

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She replied, Todd. Um,

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well, a lot of it was in the my body language, which was what,

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like, sort of hand on hip.

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Very sassy s

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much like most people you interact with. This was a mannequin who couldn't speak to you. There is no a few women dated. Ron. New one grows another one. No, right. You were right. I think

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Way air having you guys have, like, a weird, selective memory about my own life. Like we fucking hit it off. And I was in love I couldn't sleep that night. She We were so comfortable she let a guy change her in front of May. Fully making new outfit.

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That's not something that women dio to show affection to a person they like. Let somebody change them. Sounds like you snuck in after hours and were sleeping at an H and M. And you said you said one day we're going to get her hands together.

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Yeah, I said maybe one day not only we're gonna find your right hand, but then we're gonna put those two hands and they're gonna clasp each other. Is that what you're saying?

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Uh, yeah, thanks. That.

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Okay. Either way, lock doors wouldn't let me in. Security was pretty mad when I tried to take her out. Um, eso Luckily, I I I I met my beautiful date tonight on a farm. Uh, with

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weight on

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your way in, You just saw her in a field and said, Hey, would you like to go?

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I said, Hey, this is crazy. I just met you come to a wedding with May.

0:25:54 Unknown Speaker #3

Wow, That's it. I mean, a man who's eating expired possum meat off the bone. She scares

0:26:01 Unknown Speaker #4

me a

0:26:04 Unknown Speaker #1

Todd, I I I saw where you met this woman. And there were probably six other quote unquote women

0:26:15 Unknown Speaker #3

evenly spaced out. Yes, yes, yes. I didn't get the prettiest one of the booth. You took one

0:26:25 Unknown Speaker #1

scarecrow out of a field that had six scarecrows.

0:26:28 Unknown Speaker #3

Talk about your date like that. Wait. I'll admit that there were six women who turned me down in that field. Six. Well, there are six that you,

0:26:40 Unknown Speaker #4

Todd, these women aren't really Do you believe in yourself so

0:26:43 Unknown Speaker #3

little? Now, who's the misogynists that you let six scare crows turn you down? You don't even have women are not really trying to be the voice of reason Here, guys, I'm really trying. Look, I mean, can you blame me? Bills getting married? Howard's in love. Well, Sam, miserable Friday, I'll be alone forever. I know Sam's and at least a heated debate with someone has someone in his life the permanent way.

0:27:16 Unknown Speaker #5

There's a little bit of a conflict of interest happening. You brought the permit crabs daughter to the wedding, maybe to kind of win him over? Well,

0:27:23 Unknown Speaker #1

yeah, she's Ah, she's a beautiful hermit crab on, and she just got a new shell is shiny, beautiful. Got a little bit of glitter on it. And, um, she's really cool. Yeah, she's really cool.

0:27:37 Unknown Speaker #5

But you hate her dad. It's a very ahad couple of relational. When

0:27:41 Unknown Speaker #1

I went to go pick her up, it was not easy. Yeah, yeah, I went over to their whole and and sort of coach. I saw the cooks coaxed her out of the hole and guess who comes following with his watch on J's at a small shotgun with you. Listen, Wow. I'm not going to shut down your operation tonight, But if you bring my daughter back one minute past midnight, your dad it's a permit. Grab the crabs Do have, ah, graduate princesses. They back before midnight or something bad happened. That's true of all princesses, not just in gorilla. That's actually true of ever.

0:28:27 Unknown Speaker #3

That's right. Way got in a car crash. She was turning into aware wolf or something. Why do you think the car crash

0:28:35 Unknown Speaker #1

it turned into a pumpkin?

0:28:38 Unknown Speaker #4

It was there that night live.

0:28:42 Unknown Speaker #3

A lot of people just go from you know, the television footage. Everybody makes the most sense. That's what we'll tell everyone

0:28:50 Unknown Speaker #5

on and I know as we remember, I was there. I was chasing the car down.

0:28:54 Unknown Speaker #3

You are paparazzi, right?

0:28:55 Unknown Speaker #5

U s I saw that you

0:28:58 Unknown Speaker #3

were you were chasing to yell at that other guy that was with her

0:29:02 Unknown Speaker #5

dirty. Okay, that's right. That's right. I can't remember why, but, uh, but this is gonna be a tough task because the wedding ends at 11. 58. Yes, tonight. You're doing one of those long weddings, right?

0:29:17 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes. Yeah. This wedding is gonna be long. We're not skipping any of the religious stuff.

0:29:23 Unknown Speaker #1

In fact, we're adding a man. We're doing a little bit of everything. And you still going to do a mix of Christian, Buddhist, Hindu and Catholicism? Yes. And Ju Ju. Good

0:29:34 Unknown Speaker #5

solution, Brutus. Hinder Catholicism and Jew

0:29:36 Unknown Speaker #4

like you

0:29:37 Unknown Speaker #3

respect them all the same. Yes, definitely. All the weddings plus gross Jew. Um, uh, which is okay for you to say? Because you're white. I'm a white man. Yeah, yeah. So you could say Well,

0:29:52 Unknown Speaker #4

I'm gay. What? I waas I am out. I waas If you're

0:29:57 Unknown Speaker #5

using the Kevin Spacey

0:30:00 Unknown Speaker #3

ever in trouble, just know that I'm gay. So doesn't exactly I can say gross Do because I used to be gay. Good. Would I

0:30:11 Unknown Speaker #5

will say this. Um, as Sam was alluding to or saying bluntly before, We're all We're all in this bridal suite with you right now. And we talked about this before. We want you to not get married. We've all made a lot of mistakes. We've let each other make mistakes. We don't think bugs on is right for you. And we don't think you're making the right choice.

0:30:34 Unknown Speaker #3

It's on, has

0:30:35 Unknown Speaker #1

your best interest. Here's what I'll say. You can either support me or you can get out of my life completely. That's how all normal people live their lives. Either You support

0:30:46 Unknown Speaker #3

everything about me, huh? And don't challenge me at all. Treat me like I'm famous, but you're doing some You're just doing some stuff that it's not about it affecting us negatively. You have changed. I mean, look at your beard. What about it? It's totally different. Yeah, it's a beak. Beak. I have to present Bog son with hair at the very end of the wedding. Give him all the hair. So I'm

0:31:19 Unknown Speaker #4

what I'm taking Crow gain. Listen, Flippy Sha bill like a chicken kind Now,

0:31:27 Unknown Speaker #1

as someone who enjoys being humiliated and beaten and tourney down by other people, sexual is better. Go somewhere this. But I said I find what you're doing to be scary and bad. And listen, this morning I got hung. I got I got hung up in the ballroom, uh, at a hotel by my mistress and everybody through most of glasses at me

0:31:58 Unknown Speaker #3

and is a dancing ballroom. Yes,

0:32:00 Unknown Speaker #1

everybody was dancing and having a

0:32:03 Unknown Speaker #3

thing. This is one of those bottom. Most

0:32:09 Unknown Speaker #1

brunches is a bottomless, the most of brunch.

0:32:12 Unknown Speaker #5

I love bottom of samosa.

0:32:13 Unknown Speaker #3

Oh, yeah, Absolutely. What is more refreshing than

0:32:16 Unknown Speaker #1

having a brunch with bacon and eggs and toast and everything

0:32:20 Unknown Speaker #3

and then washing it down with his many samosas you'd like? No, no, no, Never, Never,

0:32:26 Unknown Speaker #5

never, Never, Never. I mean, especially after the night before. If I've just gotten so, so, so crazy on a paneer. The the music, The only thing to fix my hangover is a bottomless mimosa brunch. You just get a roll through the next day?

0:32:43 Unknown Speaker #3

Absolutely. I mean, it's hair that I have you think, Bill, I feel like I've

0:32:48 Unknown Speaker #1

sort of I've sort of been privy to seeing sort of what your future holds. I already I just So you know, Mistress Trina. Uh, she's also sort of a private eye, and she's been sort of spying on bodies on a little bit. What?

0:33:04 Unknown Speaker #5

So she is Detective Professor, Doctor Mr Stream? A. Yes, Yes. A dumb Colin. A dominant. She's been spying on Bill.

0:33:14 Unknown Speaker #1

She's been spying on non available on box time, embarks on and she finally instant information.

0:33:20 Unknown Speaker #3

And hasn't she been saying

0:33:21 Unknown Speaker #1

I don't want to speak out of turn here that he may be the greatest dom of all time box on? Yes. She says he puts her. He puts her to shame. Congratulations, Bill.

0:33:33 Unknown Speaker #3

I know you're so dominant wide about it. Let's

0:33:40 Unknown Speaker #5

put this into context. You think this documentary crew following you around is interviewing you to put to promote you as a hero in this story?

0:33:48 Unknown Speaker #4

Yes. They're going to make me look good in the end. They always do on documentaries, Bill. They always make you look good.

0:33:55 Unknown Speaker #3

No, Bill, what is your name anymore? We know you is Bill,

0:33:58 Unknown Speaker #1

but isn't it true that you have no name anymore?

0:34:02 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. Do you think that's good? of the hero doesn't not have wiped myself clean of everything. My name, your hair, my hair. And pretty

0:34:15 Unknown Speaker #4

soon, my organs.

0:34:22 Unknown Speaker #5

I'm Dr

0:34:23 Unknown Speaker #4

V. Dr. Levi's mean my organ, so they could give him two bucks on. We know already sick.

0:34:30 Unknown Speaker #3

I'm sorry, but we're just not We don't have the permits for that. I can't do any of that stuff here

0:34:38 Unknown Speaker #4

for the traditional way, Bob. Studying this season a winning is a sacrifice bill. You're being killed, Will. You can clap your wind. Gather here. You do not tell my girlfriend to get out of here. Scared of a scarecrow because you're being turned into a crow by her husband who waits. He's not a scarecrow. I know she wasn't the prettiest one, which is the one that

0:35:01 Unknown Speaker #3

would say yes. She promised to sit quietly and yeah, she sticks, but she will not get out of here. Okay, Bill, if you're gonna go through with this, I'm walking. That's right. I'm really talking

0:35:14 Unknown Speaker #4

to

0:35:15 Unknown Speaker #5

If you go through this, I'm Roland.

0:35:16 Unknown Speaker #3

I lock and roll. We're gonna walk out. It's

0:35:20 Unknown Speaker #5

out of here. Happens to be Hey, all play

0:35:21 Unknown Speaker #1

and you're gonna have to stay here. and go through this whole thing by yourself. No matter what happened at your friend

0:35:27 Unknown Speaker #4

posted back out. Now they said if I I leave, they'll kill May.

0:35:31 Unknown Speaker #3

That's what it is, isn't

0:35:32 Unknown Speaker #1

it, Bill? That's a friend. That's what Francis Tube.

0:35:35 Unknown Speaker #4

It's typical hazing if I leave

0:35:37 Unknown Speaker #3

before they pull out all my organs and kill me. And like my body on fire,

0:35:41 Unknown Speaker #4

I killed May.

0:35:42 Unknown Speaker #3

They'll either kill you or the wait until

0:35:45 Unknown Speaker #4

you hear what you're sowing. Bill.

0:35:47 Unknown Speaker #3

Bill, you diet, you die regardless happen Don't

0:35:50 Unknown Speaker #4

my bones air ground up and I've put in this grass asses

0:35:57 Unknown Speaker #3

What a human tree

0:35:58 Unknown Speaker #4

I grow back is a human tree And I'm the first human tree they told me Listen here told May do

0:36:04 Unknown Speaker #1

This is what we're gonna do Guys, we're gonna I think we just need to make a plan. Yes, and we need to take box on down are

0:36:12 Unknown Speaker #4

loud sticks together. The organist is here is the groundlings organists of the grass. Now the wedding well, Booth, the groundlings organists and also the man who's taking my organs is at the altar. Is playing his violin. Wait a second. Is that the organist?

0:36:30 Unknown Speaker #3

That's up. There is not just a Moyle.

0:36:32 Unknown Speaker #4

It's, um oil. It's some oil a Mario way.

0:36:39 Unknown Speaker #5

Well, we got to make a play in here. I got a role in about four minutes to go. Puppet do I got a puppet show to Dio? Um,

0:36:39 Unknown Speaker #1

Make a plane.

0:36:47 Unknown Speaker #4

are you pumping? Doughty, What are you doing?

0:36:50 Unknown Speaker #5

Well, I've got between you guys and me, I've got to go, Puppet the corpse of Greg. Women wear position. If I don't do that, I'm screwed. But we can't. We can't let you

0:37:05 Unknown Speaker #1

get married, right? And listen, Doc, I got an idea, okay? You have one. Uh, yours is probably definitely, but I don't have one. Look, I have never love someone as much as I love my girlfriend this here right now, but

0:37:20 Unknown Speaker #5

I'm willing to dress her up in your clothes and sacrifice her and make make them think that it's her going

0:37:26 Unknown Speaker #3

Wait, But who's gonna wear whose face?

0:37:28 Unknown Speaker #1

We'll have to cut off your face, Bill.

0:37:31 Unknown Speaker #5

What? You're faced with my girlfriends.

0:37:33 Unknown Speaker #3

We'll think about it. Who cares? So my face becomes a burlap sack with eyes drone on it. Well,

0:37:41 Unknown Speaker #5

I will thank you to not talk about my date that

0:37:45 Unknown Speaker #1

way. And you're You think your girlfriend is okay with this? Yes, Bill, that's happened. Baby. Baby. Serena, She hasn't said a single word. Okay, if

0:37:58 Unknown Speaker #5

you don't mind facing off with Bill helps you. Typical in sacrifice. She she's been drinking a little

0:38:04 Unknown Speaker #3

bit. She hasn't. It is No wonder her overalls stop

0:38:10 Unknown Speaker #5

looking. I told her to wear something a little less revealing. Uh uh, but we got into it with them around the

0:38:18 Unknown Speaker #3

world and a long sleeved flannel shirt. You got injured the level, right? Did you put her in a limo? Did you drive a limo into a field and I saw you pull up in a track there? Yeah. What's the truth? Tell us. We got a few options. Way decided A limo R tractor.

0:38:39 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, I did steal. This is important. This is a dilemma without an engine.

0:38:44 Unknown Speaker #5

The lawn tractor.

0:38:47 Unknown Speaker #4

So OK, so we're both right. Yeah. Um okay, fine. I'll take my beak off. My face is full crow face. Anyway,

0:38:56 Unknown Speaker #3

I don't even have my old face here. What are you gonna be back in time to puppet me as you have

0:39:04 Unknown Speaker #1

to Just let the deposition go? I think

0:39:06 Unknown Speaker #5

so. I think that's too much.

0:39:08 Unknown Speaker #3

E t You think that will have its own consequences that

0:39:15 Unknown Speaker #1

we can deal with

0:39:16 Unknown Speaker #5

You figure out the cuts. Crystal deposition later.

0:39:18 Unknown Speaker #3

That'll be in Eastern happen.

0:39:20 Unknown Speaker #1

But not to that. Right? So we'll switch out the bodies.

0:39:24 Unknown Speaker #3

Okay. Uh, well, who's gonna Paul

0:39:28 Unknown Speaker #1

Bear now? That's a good question we all need. We all need our bodies. Were you guys know I'm immortal now? That's right. Okay.

0:39:36 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. Let's sacrifice your fucking body. You go in for Bill,

0:39:39 Unknown Speaker #1

I was gonna say,

0:39:41 Unknown Speaker #4

That's better.

0:39:42 Unknown Speaker #1

Go out. I'll do the face off with Bill.

0:39:45 Unknown Speaker #3

No, Billy's gonna save your life. I don't want you don't want. So you're saying you don't want Howard's face even for a little bit? Even if it's going to save your life? Do I have to talk like him?

0:39:56 Unknown Speaker #1

No. So I'm gonna do the face off, okay? I don't have. All of my organs have been taking out anyway. In dissections. I'm an empty husk. Okay. Mistress Drina is also a demolition ist. She knows how to do bombs instead. Demolition, demolition. So what we'll do is we'll fill my body with bombs

0:40:18 Unknown Speaker #4

good. I love it.

0:40:20 Unknown Speaker #1

We'll put Bill's face on me. I'll

0:40:23 Unknown Speaker #4

walk out fireworks. The fireworks we weren't zone for. We can put those in your bodies

0:40:26 Unknown Speaker #1

will put those in my body. I'll walk out. I'll do the whole ceremony at the moment when they just

0:40:31 Unknown Speaker #3

ceremony this I'll walk up the stairs were only zone for the staircases. Okay.

0:40:38 Unknown Speaker #1

Okay. And what will happen is as soon as they opened me up to check out all my organs, the fireworks to explode. Yes, box on. And all of everyone who's there, we'll all be killed, and I will still survive, Likely as a disembodied head.

0:40:55 Unknown Speaker #3

I just have to make one promise. Do we have to put you know any Oh, say film was

0:41:03 Unknown Speaker #1

promise. You have to promise me. Sure you will. That you will search for my head. Okay. You will bring my head with you wherever you go after this is all. So

0:41:03 Unknown Speaker #4

made Me

0:41:13 Unknown Speaker #3

wait. Wait. Now, even if it goes really high up in the air, wait for it to come down. Yes.

0:41:20 Unknown Speaker #4

Wait. Oh, well, if Kris is out there, don't blow

0:41:24 Unknown Speaker #3

it up. I thought you were over. Chris. I am uh, listen, look, this is the

0:41:32 Unknown Speaker #1

only way that's get results. Okay? Look, I think we can't make any promises at this point. Guys, please. This is

0:41:41 Unknown Speaker #3

all I tried my best to your hair. You send the moment. Come, you save me. We will quickly glance around for your head. We promise we'll

0:41:50 Unknown Speaker #5

time limit. No,

0:41:51 Unknown Speaker #4

no, no. Okay. Used assumes you save

0:41:55 Unknown Speaker #3

me, boy will like

0:41:57 Unknown Speaker #1

you better. Listen, how about this? Okay, how about this? We time. Here comes the corpse. Listen, we tie the 97 extension course from your micro pack of M and a good idea, okay? And that way, when I explode the micro pack, the micro

0:42:14 Unknown Speaker #4

micro pack, you can drag in the Cincinnati will. You know, if

0:42:22 Unknown Speaker #3

you promise me you'll

0:42:23 Unknown Speaker #1

be in Cincinnati. That could be the plan.

0:42:25 Unknown Speaker #4

With profits will be their

0:42:29 Unknown Speaker #3

god. You guys air

0:42:30 Unknown Speaker #1

Googling how to not get to Cincinnati right now. I could see

0:42:33 Unknown Speaker #3

Oh, I accidentally put not in there. It's how to get out of Cincinnati.

0:42:39 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah, look, s o r. Two options. Now you blow up and we look for your head or you roll down with the micro pack of it drags your head in Cincinnati and review their

0:42:48 Unknown Speaker #3

only if it truck picked it up.

0:42:50 Unknown Speaker #5

Truck picks it up,

0:42:51 Unknown Speaker #3

so it will trust me. It's when you put the long tech tractor and drive, okay? Pointed it Cincinnati. And then it will. It will grab the micro pack on the way out, and it will take your head to Cincinnati

0:43:05 Unknown Speaker #4

and we'll meet you there.

0:43:06 Unknown Speaker #3

We'll meet you there. This sounds perfect. And how

0:43:08 Unknown Speaker #4

does this

0:43:09 Unknown Speaker #3

plan help anything, or is it just for Well, hello, everybody up. We're feeling we're still feeling ill if I

0:43:13 Unknown Speaker #5

have to get married or make a sacrifice and we get to blow up a bunch of people

0:43:17 Unknown Speaker #3

Good classic teachers

0:43:19 Unknown Speaker #1

sounds, baby. All right. Does anybody have the fireworks here? Do we need to take a break and find them? Uh, no.

0:43:28 Unknown Speaker #4

I got him in the back.

0:43:29 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah, I missed for the July 4th

0:43:30 Unknown Speaker #3

themes. Athletic. Let's put does way. Use the same scar that you were dissected in

0:43:39 Unknown Speaker #5

just because OK, And a Z, you're doing that. I'll start removing builds face.

0:43:44 Unknown Speaker #3

Okay, Good, Good. I

0:43:46 Unknown Speaker #4

here. Think. Okay. Here's a night.

0:43:46 Unknown Speaker #6

will stay

0:43:51 Unknown Speaker #5

Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I thought my nails were sharp enough.

0:43:55 Unknown Speaker #1

Okay, so here we go. All right, Now I've got how this is. This is £40

0:44:01 Unknown Speaker #4

treating my head like Salt Bay. Like making love to my face when you're cutting.

0:44:06 Unknown Speaker #5

Sorry. I give it just a little massage. There.

0:44:09 Unknown Speaker #3

Doesn't look great. He's tossing you around on that medal count.

0:44:12 Unknown Speaker #5

Just get tenderize your face. Real

0:44:14 Unknown Speaker #3

Cravy. Oh, you don't feel your face when it's off

0:44:19 Unknown Speaker #1

your body and just on the

0:44:20 Unknown Speaker #3

way to get you

0:44:26 Unknown Speaker #5

a dash of salt or

0:44:29 Unknown Speaker #4

you don't need this season it Are you crying? Well, that would be the You talk.

0:44:36 Unknown Speaker #3

You're really gonna want to deglaze the pan. Wait, rose 1,000,000. But, you know, I'm taking it. I think

0:44:55 Unknown Speaker #5

you have both of those things I know Don't. You're

0:44:57 Unknown Speaker #3

gonna bring your figures. You get you look delicious and you do it apple in your moist, rapturous.

0:45:16 Unknown Speaker #1

Okay, listen. Okay, Now, listen. I'm gonna go out there. I'm gonna take the

0:45:21 Unknown Speaker #4

things, works.

0:45:23 Unknown Speaker #1

I'm going to take the microphone with me, okay? Justin

0:45:26 Unknown Speaker #3

kept work here anymore.

0:45:28 Unknown Speaker #1

This is serious business. Okay, so I'm gonna take a microphone out there. Hey, wait.

0:45:33 Unknown Speaker #4

Just use shill

0:45:34 Unknown Speaker #3

Cravy because That's a living

0:45:37 Unknown Speaker #1

person. I'm immortal

0:45:39 Unknown Speaker #4

This way we get rid of how I mean keep our

0:45:40 Unknown Speaker #3

way. Used shell toe, take my place at weddings my whole life. That was a very great idea. Delayed.

0:45:50 Unknown Speaker #1

May I go your face?

0:45:52 Unknown Speaker #3

I'm heading the fuse in my but no way. Wait. I'm just going like

0:46:01 Unknown Speaker #5

this string of spaghetti that I

0:46:03 Unknown Speaker #3

know It's up. That was a fuse again. Sorry, Sorry, sorry. Okay, I'm gonna walk out there. I get tired of my ponytail. Like this way. You don't have a vote. I have to go

0:46:18 Unknown Speaker #1

out there. Okay? And as soon as they open me up, then you can light the fuse. Okay? Okay. Okay. I'm gonna walk out there and let him get through

0:46:25 Unknown Speaker #3

a little bit of the wedding. Here comes Bill.

0:46:27 Unknown Speaker #1

They were playing Here comes back.

0:46:29 Unknown Speaker #3

It comes Built This song you originally recorded Hi. Hi, everyone. Hi.

0:46:35 Unknown Speaker #5

Ridiculous voice Impression is doing

0:46:37 Unknown Speaker #3

everybody this bitch Fucking hello. Borrowing it. Sex and it Birgitte Inmate Hello. Box time.

0:46:44 Unknown Speaker #4

That's not how I sound.

0:46:48 Unknown Speaker #1

I am excited to get married to you today. Can dio

0:46:52 Unknown Speaker #4

stormy out there. He's doing me a He's acting like it's crazy vice. I have to go out

0:47:00 Unknown Speaker #3

there. Just hold your composure. Hey, we're closed. You can't

0:47:04 Unknown Speaker #5

run out there with Howard's face barely attached to your

0:47:07 Unknown Speaker #3

permit. Crap's gonna be here Any minute area gets it will blow this choice. There's some kind

0:47:10 Unknown Speaker #1

of script by sign for me to remember when I'm

0:47:13 Unknown Speaker #3

supposed to stay right now. Are do doodle studio. Do you permit

0:47:17 Unknown Speaker #5

cramps? Family is playing the wedding music.

0:47:21 Unknown Speaker #3

Oh, my God. The Democrats connect the bourbon grab. Of course. Comes in the little mermaid music you would root toe to toe. I'm just gonna like

0:47:29 Unknown Speaker #5

the fuse. We gotta get out here, you know, like the view.

0:47:31 Unknown Speaker #4

Okay. What about the factor? Oh, I was going in the director, I All right, I got the tractor. Other stuff

0:47:40 Unknown Speaker #3

doesn't look. Regulation fuck. Department craft backing up. I've got some ideas. Uh,

0:47:46 Unknown Speaker #4

that's right. Backs on is not

0:47:48 Unknown Speaker #3

Bill Cravy. It's me. Howard Levy. Steve, you still 45 seconds on the future.

0:47:56 Unknown Speaker #4

Now what? Howard, What stretch? I'm here to say that right

0:48:01 Unknown Speaker #3

now, you're about to meet your maker, old man, and I'm saying that's right.

0:48:07 Unknown Speaker #4

How much? 35 2nd stretch. Another minute the valleys. Taking a while. This wedding

0:48:15 Unknown Speaker #3

is better, Sam from the start, all right? And I want you know what? You can do whatever you want to me right now, but your stories come into a,

0:48:23 Unknown Speaker #4

uh, audio stall anymore. Uh, you guys all right, back it up now. Time squeezing yourself. Hey. Oh, my God. That's actually going to use Lose the use of his legs. Have a lager. You guys, I've been the track. He's chucking me. He's talking on like, I want that i e I can fly. Bill is crawling out of here, please. What's gonna blow, right? My lab. Did they discuss the way Popcorn. Stop! Get this thing to Cleveland. Oh! Oh, yeah. Popcorn. Take us to Cleveland Basie. All right, guys, it's hot in Cleveland. Ready? Why? Little tricks with the crib. Said lamps going Cleveland rocks to carry. Just jumped in the car on the full price is right. Crew. Oh, by Lorne Levi's makeup Lady, we got to get the hell out of here. This whole building's gonna blow. You definitely

0:50:00 Unknown Speaker #5

said Cleveland, not Cincinnati. Right

0:50:02 Unknown Speaker #4

way. Play a quick game. Been the wheel. Yeah, sure. We'll be all right. What's up? I want to say hey to my daughter, who's either illiterate or racist. I want to say, uh and that's all of my family. One of Bill's got a gun. Teoh Cal. American Sweet is that I'm killing Americans. Killed Drew Carey were escaping an explosion. Alright, Alright, guys pulled me in. I got you got your buddy a c. Got a great job, Howard. Done today. See? Got it.

0:51:03 Unknown Speaker #5

Oh, my God

0:51:04 Unknown Speaker #3

s so glad you came with us. We got away from her wedding to box on. Oh, thank God. Oh, God! Way Bug. Son's dead. Hopefully the permit crab is dead. Hopefully I behind his daughter. Is that

0:51:23 Unknown Speaker #4

everybody? Everybody Everybody wait. Just

0:51:31 Unknown Speaker #3

everybody from the way. It's everybody from the last six seasons of the show.

0:51:35 Unknown Speaker #5

Oh, my God. I see all of the

0:51:37 Unknown Speaker #4

haters there a fork and knife he's trying to eat you against Ray Cooper Has a great coup fish. Oh, my God. You see My my, my, my Oh, wait, Bill. Who is that? That is that Is that Chris? No step Chris Christie! Disembodied head. Chris Boothe. Let me Oh, carry Bill, He doesn't love

0:52:17 Unknown Speaker #3

you. Love you. This is box on all over again.

0:52:22 Unknown Speaker #5

America's sweetheart Drew Carey hostage.

0:52:25 Unknown Speaker #4

Look at

0:52:26 Unknown Speaker #3

me. Who are you? Bill, Are you a crow? Are you an ostrich? Are you? You Are you better anyhow, are you? Bill?

0:52:34 Unknown Speaker #4

I just want to be Bill. Yes, believe it. Leave Chris behind. Yeah. Who is Bill? He's just a man Who who drove a Chevy up of a bridge in and killed the lady. What weight Ain't Chappaquiddick that way. You? Before we ever met you, Bill, before you were a teacher. Wait, wait. Is that what

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happened to you before you became a teacher? Because I also have a dark path that I have never won t o plant

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everybody Everything. Right now, you guys, Do you guys remember the Manson family? Maryland guys. I was the person who made Marilyn Manson's Doug show outfit, bills, fans and tragic, tragic, fast. I built you made the dump show out women's bodies Bullet While we're admitting

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things I know you guys knew I worked in TV before You never knew how how I was the one who put Great lady's feet on uneven surfaced

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Now great place. I almost killed your great lady. I knew that was a set up when he was a set up. Don't tell me you put that lizard on that man's coat and he freaked out. That was Rias. Well, no, I'm responsible for some of the biggest lead to Johnny. Oh, it's gonna be dark. Guys were all over admitting things way they're all equal. I killed when a JFK staffers and eggs made an outfit and spot and trip. The lady don't hate me for this, but I have to get it off my chance. Finally. I like razor brand more than corn flakes. I like raisin bread. Cincinnati, 1480 miles. All right, everyone. Who's that? What does that running minus slowly. Oh, Gee, is that Jews? Okay. T J G o j Original gangster. Did Chris and

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O Day both getting the sand flying and come

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back to life? OJ's carry increases have like a This is like is You see, the thing is hurtling people. That old lady from the Hertz commercial giving a thumbs up O j doing the Heisman Post. Just stab way. Your theory was wrong the whole time. O j is a killer. No way. No, This

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is the first time. I must be dreaming. Must be all the fireworks

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tonight. You're right. There's no BOJ This couldn't be o. J This is some replicant. It's a replicate Tadre fumbled would never Trouble is worst in super bone. Hey, Kenny Cluster, He's getting closer. Wait a minute. Well, looks like Look at the o jays eyes O J is the o jays a robot robot J row by J Roj way Look, look, He's taking off his shirt and he's wearing a flannel. Is o j a little boy cowboy. What? My son stopped. If I can get over Chris, you can get over the little boy cowboy, right? No, stop the truck. Who do you want to be, who I want to be? I'm nothing. Admit it. I'm really nothing. I already Who are you? I'm nothing. I'm nobody. I'm just a daddy. Well, be a daddy. Themes like

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this cloud of people is bringing back someone from each of our pasts. That sort of making us learn a lesson. Yeah. So let

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me tell Teoh it if there's somebody from my past that I

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could learn a lesson from card, Huh? No. No one

0:57:06 Unknown Speaker #4

You empty past empty pass for Howard. Todd. Who do you see? 00 I'm looking into their I mean, through the haze

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of the dust. Oh, my, I have. Ah, a tornado That is just our seasons past seasons. Who is that?

0:57:27 Unknown Speaker #5

Oh, my God. It's my ex wife

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Who's tractor now? We can't know. Start the track, because look, who's with her local bodies glistening. And he's got a live mic. Oh, no, you're about to get roasted. Was to do with this old guy. Oh, my ex

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wife. Oh, my God. He's Dangerfield ask you, This guy gets well respected. Yeah. Listen, Hey, hey. Gets plenty of respect when he's talking about how you get no

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respect, Todd, We gotta get out

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of here. Guys, listen. Listen to those wings. Work built.

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Yeah. Can they support the weight of three human man? I think so.

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Because I think that's our only way out of my talents. Oh, no. All right. I'm going to take a big

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sip. Itan arrayed. Do you have any?

0:58:20 Unknown Speaker #3

Oh, I've always just giving a glass and I'll be fresh with a second. All right. Her cubs here. Cubs. Oh, my God. Bill Crowe, you got to get us out of me. Bill Crowe be I'm going to take off Stroh's Grove each to strike by Todd Arrayed We've got Howard's head with Bill's face on it and Sam Take Buddha body and I also got a dead little boys face on my face.

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Close that up above me Even higher Teoh Ribisi playing Sean Paul in a row. Give me the light. Two shot Paul Ribisi. It's refusing. Taking five from the shot Paul biopic where he's playing ball. Give me just a dro eyes He playing this Cuba Hollywood

0:59:30 Unknown Speaker #1

knows what they're doing, huh? Listen, guys, I think we I think we have a follow rbc to safety. Uh, he's upgrade, obviously because everybody thinks he's dead. So the only way that we're ever gonna be able to save ourselves to follow him, So

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let's just wait. BC We seem to be here way. Yeah. I'm sure that afterwards we don't know where we're gonna be Until then. Stay