was that a real

for really? No farting during meditation bear area Don't fart into the microphone, especially. I'm not laying into where their shared Mike's. I'm gonna try fall asleep this time. I'm not gonna try to stand, Michael. Let myself stay away. Okay, Good is this is a guided sleep meditation, so just nod off. If you're feeling ok, could we end some anti anxiety? Sure. I can play some anti anxiety and in competition with the song Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Okay, you're putting on a show of sleeping again. Howard, I'm awake. Yeah, you're out. Is that a Karate Joe straight Manning Bill Way ran into this

last time. I wasn't able to

keep my cool during the meditation

booth. Segal's really put pooping everywhere way. Single diarrhea directly. Right over. May Hand a partner cowboy General, part your Halloween cowboy Umpire Howard, what is with this?

Wait, you're awake. Way

taking this seriously? I am. I just I just go fuck myself. I take it very seriously. Having a good time. It was a good time. It's about relaxing

is a Sam. You are red in the face.

I got sunburned last night? Yes, last year in the tanning booth. And I was the

tan. It's on all

night trying to get my relax ation on.

I need Ahmad

to be inside of 10

things. Let's turn you orange. They don't give you sunburn. Okay, while I'm sunburned.

Maybe it was last night. Maybe it was all the work I did early this morning. Did you fall asleep

next to the weed? You're growing hydroponic weed? No. 30 said yesterday. You said Yes. Ship? Yes, Well, as part of the new theme, have a weed shop a Jamaican make. It's a Jamaican medicinal. Regular marijuana. We chop. I have read culture will not. I'm RC. Okay,

well, no one's taking this year's our sleep.

I drop out of college because this is what I dedicated my life to. And for some reason, it's not helping me get more centered. Samu Well, I think that's

on you, buddy. I mean, Jesus, look at you. You look like a big brother, like one big muscle spasm over. Will you stop him again, please? Bill, His voice is grating on me and

I got his

teeth. I got my teeth fixed. He sounds like this I think the doctor

said And I quote best Aiken do buddy. See you later. I just kind of relax those. Its bills. Big day it is. Very

I invited you to my bridal

suite. Were, like 45 minutes away from you marrying a cult later on. And this is a huge thing. What? You're

relaxing phrase. Your mantra as wimpy

would be cold for Flippy Goldberg. She's she Me. Okay, okay. I feel better by good.

Works a lot better than your Billy crystal mantra.

Okay, Is it

Can I get the popcorn out of your micro pack place? That's just working. Get

it? Is it Is it okay for your recording episodes before Before your wedding, Bill?

Yeah. Let's go. Yeah, we gotta start way when I want a document. You know, this lead up

to my let me first ever podcast weather. First ever shake guys. I didn't even think I had the equipment set up, but the equipment is set up in its running for, so

damn it, I'm not even decent.

Yeah, you got you got you with your naked voice on Bill.

Make it boy

way, recording this whole

fucking close on my now your voice is weird. You still you still record all the fucking time? And you, me, me, me. Three. Do you do anything for anyone else, Howard? Yeah. Anything you think Security Here. Use you sublimate. Yeah, that's all you dio Wait, What is Subway may? I don't know. You're a sub.

Your sub your subliminal. Yes, I am. I am a sub in every sense of the word. But anyway, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the teacher's lounge. It used to be the first batch and only podcast

caress Howard.

Now, of course, we are back in college. I am Howard Levis used to be a biology teacher. Now I have a fun voice. Uh, that's not a job. Well, you'd be surprised you'd be surprised is all side

if you try to fuck and paint yourself as having ridiculous voice and reap all the benefits of your appropriate ridiculous fucking I will fuck it if you it is not is not my

fault that I read as someone who has ridiculous

for well but you applied for the ridiculous voice scholarship.

Hey, Well, because because I you know I'm person who has chosen the lifestyle now as opposed to someone who was born with. That's not what it's about.

I You're the real born with

ridiculous voice. Yes, you are. No, you are totally different.

Yeah, The only difference is I'm not in love with you. Okay.

Well, how you doing on that? You guys still completely readyto

is the first time I've ever been felt like I couldn't trust a woman. First time. Yeah, that bad. I'll never trust one

again. What happened? You You found out that she's not really back? Yeah. I found out in front of all of your well, you did

it on their Really? Yes. I thought you never let it in

your brain. You denied it?

No, I was lying.

Well, I will say it's pretty tough to deny that. And it's tough tough tonight. If you'll admit

that, though I think there's a lot of things you need to admit. Honestly?

Yeah. Could

you admit

time? Okay, fine. I like raising brand more than corn place. You caught May. So you cut me. That's about

talking about I was talking about You know, your your newfound love of extreme sports. Um, you know, all those things you Burger King Burger Kings. One of the biggest one.

Yeah. Ah, kind of your saga is I did work in it. It's bigger than Podd. Yeah, and by then Podd, Let's be honest. Podd is back,

and Burger King is still bigger than Podd. I don't

e feel like I'm always on the hot seat with you guys about what's true and what's not

true. What you with

you guys too? Because you replaced your stove with a toilet. Well, and the gas is still hooked

up to the toilet.

Oh, something has happened.

You're sitting on whatever is happening. My butt hurts. You're sitting on a double boiler like someone was used

to melt chocolate. I don't know what to tell you guys. Don't try to stew.

I had no intentions of trying

with Jodi. Teoh

is the biggest dish of the wedding.

Your fourth option Well knows. Don't eat the stew. Do not eat the

studio. You haven't even put it out.

But you're gonna put it out and you're already saying don't eat.

Don't eat this too. No, I have to show up with something in hand. But don't even

think is a pot lack. Thank you. Think

I'm already. I just don't need to be on the run from you guys are on the run from

the FBI. We have your back.

Oh, that's right. You You escaped. Are you Are you under arrest? You've been read your rights going on. You're

talking. Tadre has been under is under arrest. I did what I would call a successful face off with another man. And so you might notice that I don't look like I normally look right now.

Yeah, that's right. Who do

you look like? There's a couple

of somebody you know.

There's a couple choices for me. Oh, you took Todd's face off. And you, hood Brad Wimberly Lee's face on your one of the Wimberley twins that you say you didn't kill. Face looks. Oh, so it looks like scrapings off of, like, a skeleton or something. Maybe a face like a really good face.

I don't need to explain anything, but if you wanted to know the facts, something you could do was I got some of the facts between you guys

and may don't say anything about raising bread. This is this listener client privilege, I guess Just telling you guys in May when given the

choice between cornflake and raising. Listen. Okay. Okay. Yes, yes. I cut off the face of a corpse of a boy that I killed and lied about. I put that face on my face, and then I cut off my own face and put on the corpse and the corpses, serving 20 to life right now.

Whoa. No details yet.

That what they get him for what they get you

for everything. The FBI was coming down on me.

It's unbelievable. I mean, we also on the news, them taking who they thought Todd Padre out was to the A short little weight dragging its Honestly, they're bad, but that they are bad

in their defense. Every time I've been arrested, I go in, but I make him drag.

So this is sort of repeating officer repeating deal heavy. He's gonna make

himself happy. You just have to drag, like taking a little boy home from Disneyland. All

right. I love that analogy. I don't mean

to scare you, Todd, but there's a live deposition that's going to be on the news.

Very live Will tell you that much

what you're saying. I think the secret is going to sort of be revealed in about 25 30 minutes when that live deposition starts happening on TV and this dad body can't

remember Lee family going to be there. Anyone that's not deceased.

I don't know why they would, uh, they don't know. Their boys corpse was dug up and had his face replaced with my face.

Yeah, I don't remember. Lee's

will recognize lawyers on skeleton if what you are being of what you're getting at. Is that the request I made in 25 minutes to take leave of the wedding for a puppeteer E that it's an unrelated puppeteer and gets an audition For

what? I'm gonna

go the leave requests, and I'm going to grant a few. Okay, please. Thank you. If you could take a look at that some time before we could start your request it, Of course. I believe that if you requested to visit the Perma crab Well, yeah, racist crabs. Crabs. Not gonna let us humans have the kind of day we want. I'm not gonna have it. And I'll say

this. I'm actually upset that mine was rejected upon submission.

Mahalo, Ugo Mission. You know what I mean, I don't actually. Maybe he said you should have Ah submitted a domination. Okay, Maybe they admitted domination. Yes. So you're saying you answer that God is domination. I have our that everywhere. Easily spaces, ever. And he's mean he makes everyone

submit that Mr Stringer asked me to call her God. Now he's Domina president to really? Wow, I'm the present. Oh, God, that's just means the same thing. I

I think

so. Well, I mean, we all remember Adam and Eve stayed in the Garden of Eden.

That's right. That's right. I think it was their Tom. That's this snake. Got a little too carried away

and took out one of Eve's ribs.

You would see the snake. It really stiff. Oh, yeah. Snake was diamond in there. That snake

was getting big when it gets to, you know, You know, he's an excellent excellent

ride. Excellently. Yes. Thank you. Sure had more eggs. Oh, but I served absolutely. Yeah, but nobody knew what that was.

I have so much salute

Lee, but everybody but on the sign, it's like eggs is huge, because that's the point. It's like Absolutely

it was like you're making a but absolutely the product that you're serving there and not a

So you're saying he should have been? Absolutely.

I just You know what? You'd add egg into a new pun if there's no egg. Yeah, like you could call it, like, absolutely your shorts or something like that. But

I don't get that short. Whatever. We'll have you tasted this lately. Here's the

crazy thing is, I have no idea what's lutely is. But I know it was

overdub. It was burnt. Whatever. Whatever this is, can you tell us? Because most of the ingredients were indistinguishable in all the same color when we got them. What, you're saying that I burnt the salute, Lee? Yeah, Yeah, to a crisp.

I don't even know what it is. How would you know if it was burnt? Because it was

That was the big surprise to me. It was like I don't even know how will be able to tell if this is good or not. And then I took one,

like I would say, an inauguration of dust.

Yeah, you suck it into your

lungs and you go and you burp after, uh, it wasn't gas is a burp. Absolutely. Yeah. and then you eat you hotbox the other person's birth. And that salute Lee,

just that being in a room or ah shed of 400 people burping was just also not very appetizing.

I did. I will say I did leave stuffed three weeks. I

don't know if

I was stuffed her on appetites, but I could meet for a while.

Yeah, Yeah, I was backed up

eggs. So excellently is not really that important to what's going on right now

before it's failing. Uh, well, if yeah,

if all the investors that I just got on board that with my ah, go fund me

or your pun work got even worse

because you rather go fund me, right? Not a go fund me people

will fund me. They were pledging fun at the restaurant. Yes. So you go fun in me. So you make me have fun. So you go

to where I am and you fund me. Uh, and people are bringing me presidents and little games and stuff. And that didn't help the restaurant at all. And how did how did they kick start her go? Well, I couldn't get my motorcycle started. I know. I could not, You would think with all those people donating their time

to trying to help.

Yeah, my motorcycle. Joyce, I can't get

her started. I started a kick. Start her and we'll say, Let's see what happens. So you're

moments away from getting married, Bill, against our I

want to talk about anything but the wedding.

What you talking about? I'm ready. I'm ready.

Maybe you're not

dressed. Do you still not dressed? You're sweating. You're sweating bullets

stopped looking

well, stop standing in front of us. There's nowhere else for us to look.

Stop looking at my but

you're currently

podcasting with your but towards the table. Oh, e Oh, that was a voice chair. Just avoid the voice style.

Your button in your chair turned back around. Was it my voice?

Uh, can I be on your team? I love

it. I love what you did. I I love what you did. Tide. Will you be on my team? OK, I'm gonna go, uh, with sea.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Todd,

I also love what you did. Known as though this is and I also really love what you did. And I think if you want to be with a hack like Bill crazy over

here. 00 are you can be with a guy who has his own

performance space and has been willing to book use in stay one that he was a big age.

Wow. That's not how I remember some of its false. Okay, I think I'm

ready to make my choice. Okay, relax. Before. Wow. Wow. I just want to let you know, Todd, that there's three people in this room who all bring to the table a very specific set of skills. Two of them won't be able to handle your attitude, right? One of them can take it. Maybe. Oh, yeah. So yeah, Howard also, but first of the channel. You know this, but facing screen, I'm just saying, if you want to just, you know, hang out with you, coach it, maybe go with somebody else. But if you want it, really do something special. Your suggestion is

a few. If I If my choice here is to go dominate somebody in treated like crap. You know what I introduce? Absolutely. Ok, I made my decision.

I'm pretty lost up in this voice. What are we talking about? I on your team

here. I just get

into three people want to be

with I don't know what I

was operating carried away by the chair. I wanted my team. Even once

you bring these voice chairs and you just kind of sit right into the

absolute which was your idea is great addition to

the bridal party. Your bridal suite? Yeah.

Thank you. Are you Todd technically, or is there a bride or

to run off? Sad. I'm wondering because I'm thinking about the cake. You're thinking about our sex. That's why you're wondering. No, I'm You want us know who's the top and who's the Baden bagged? Um, it sounds like you are

thinking about that. I'm just wondering.

Well, yes, I Am I wearing

a wedding dress? Yes. Am I the man? Yes. Am I gonna throw flowers over my head? Yes. Will it be when everybody else does it? No. Now, I saw you getting prepared for that moment. You had a lot of bags of stuff you throw over your head. You had bird seed. You had flowers. Been to a wedding, gathered

up all the salt shakers you ever smelled. And they're in one bag.

Yeah, and I'm gonna I'm gonna throw my ears over my shoulder. I'm gonna throw Al Qaeda stuff over your view. A little soldiers say, which is interesting that you should say that my ears do hang low. Yeah, we all know that. What about

your changed? Do you change Hang

love? Yeah, that's good question.

Well, they wobbled to a pro, but you way kind

of gloss passes. You said you've never been to a waiting

before. No, I mean, I have sent my Dapple gang. Er so you were married years

ago to your now ex wife, which talked about shells shell Cravy. She'll Cravy

You didn't show up to your wedding when you got married, Doctor. That wasn't made. Wow. Wow. Michelle Cravy God, I mean, we partied all night with shell.

We did. We did. That would explain a lot of us ended that night saying this was the first good time we've had with Bill.

That's right. He was not necessarily calm, but responsive to things that you would say. Yeah,

Yeah, um, full head of hair. Uh,

yeah, he's my doppelganger. Looks just like we know. But it was like a uniquely full head. They have never been touched. Just sort of What were you shamed me? That broom. Are you shaving your head right now and picking up the hair with a broom? You making a handmade card box, Dear? Bikes?

No. Your hair wasn't growing fast enough for Boggs on. So you started taking Kropp shows that

right? What now? Throughout? Because we've seen a

lot of bottles of Kropp Shut the house.

Yeah, you've been frankly fought like sprouting feathers.

Is that a big I don't know, Is it?

Yes, yes. Do have I been circling, uh, roadkill this whole past week.

It took us 30 extra minutes to get here because you went up right into the sky when we drove past the Bassem.

Now, this is crazy, because in this guy on the way to my wedding and ate a fuck a dead possum. Okay, I'm trying to go from here. Here's what I say. That is not

just crow P sha stuff. That sounds like your own crow game. Well, are you on both Propecia and Crow

Game? Well, you wanted to stay, and you also want it to grow back. So monk, Rogaine and Crow Crow P. Sha. Okay. Yeah. I don't know if you're supposed to mix those two, and I really don't

think you should be a hair harvester. Most now, baby,

I'm a

hair. It's I'm a hair plant. Sorry. Here, plant. I know. Harvest the hair, that somebody else. I just happen to be harvesting my own here today because I

can't be seen until the wedding.

You know, it's true. That's true. It just seems like I don't know as your friends right before your wedding. We don't want to try to talk you off the wedge, but we just want to bring it up one last time.

Sure. I think with Strong Theo Scarecrow.

It's my fucking date. What? That's my date today. I'm sorry, Bill. I thought that was a scarecrow. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. I hear you call her a scarecrow.

You said you were coming. You said you had

met a great woman at the mall. Whoa. Oh, Well, I got stuff, So this is sort of a last minute.

I got fucking stood up this morning by a man. Amanda. Kid was Amanda, kid, I never cut her last name. We hit it off at the mall and I

What do you mean

by stood up? Locked herself inside of an H and m the front area.

Well, yet you not only where she locked up in front area, her clothes were totally different. Season in style.

And did you have it out with a what? Well, I I had

it out at her. She was standing next to this frankly handsome, faceless man

where you said your favorite

thing about her is that she's featureless, right?

Yeah. Yeah, Well, that was my first. That was my pickup line. I said I said, Are you a chief DVD? Because you are featureless, baby,

That's pretty good. Pick up.

She replied, Todd. Um,

well, a lot of it was in the my body language, which was what,

like, sort of hand on hip.

Very sassy s

much like most people you interact with. This was a mannequin who couldn't speak to you. There is no a few women dated. Ron. New one grows another one. No, right. You were right. I think

Way air having you guys have, like, a weird, selective memory about my own life. Like we fucking hit it off. And I was in love I couldn't sleep that night. She We were so comfortable she let a guy change her in front of May. Fully making new outfit.

That's not something that women dio to show affection to a person they like. Let somebody change them. Sounds like you snuck in after hours and were sleeping at an H and M. And you said you said one day we're going to get her hands together.

Yeah, I said maybe one day not only we're gonna find your right hand, but then we're gonna put those two hands and they're gonna clasp each other. Is that what you're saying?

Uh, yeah, thanks. That.

Okay. Either way, lock doors wouldn't let me in. Security was pretty mad when I tried to take her out. Um, eso Luckily, I I I I met my beautiful date tonight on a farm. Uh, with

weight on

your way in, You just saw her in a field and said, Hey, would you like to go?

I said, Hey, this is crazy. I just met you come to a wedding with May.

Wow, That's it. I mean, a man who's eating expired possum meat off the bone. She scares

me a

Todd, I I I saw where you met this woman. And there were probably six other quote unquote women

evenly spaced out. Yes, yes, yes. I didn't get the prettiest one of the booth. You took one

scarecrow out of a field that had six scarecrows.

Talk about your date like that. Wait. I'll admit that there were six women who turned me down in that field. Six. Well, there are six that you,

Todd, these women aren't really Do you believe in yourself so

little? Now, who's the misogynists that you let six scare crows turn you down? You don't even have women are not really trying to be the voice of reason Here, guys, I'm really trying. Look, I mean, can you blame me? Bills getting married? Howard's in love. Well, Sam, miserable Friday, I'll be alone forever. I know Sam's and at least a heated debate with someone has someone in his life the permanent way.

There's a little bit of a conflict of interest happening. You brought the permit crabs daughter to the wedding, maybe to kind of win him over? Well,

yeah, she's Ah, she's a beautiful hermit crab on, and she just got a new shell is shiny, beautiful. Got a little bit of glitter on it. And, um, she's really cool. Yeah, she's really cool.

But you hate her dad. It's a very ahad couple of relational. When

I went to go pick her up, it was not easy. Yeah, yeah, I went over to their whole and and sort of coach. I saw the cooks coaxed her out of the hole and guess who comes following with his watch on J's at a small shotgun with you. Listen, Wow. I'm not going to shut down your operation tonight, But if you bring my daughter back one minute past midnight, your dad it's a permit. Grab the crabs Do have, ah, graduate princesses. They back before midnight or something bad happened. That's true of all princesses, not just in gorilla. That's actually true of ever.

That's right. Way got in a car crash. She was turning into aware wolf or something. Why do you think the car crash

it turned into a pumpkin?

It was there that night live.

A lot of people just go from you know, the television footage. Everybody makes the most sense. That's what we'll tell everyone

on and I know as we remember, I was there. I was chasing the car down.

You are paparazzi, right?

U s I saw that you

were you were chasing to yell at that other guy that was with her

dirty. Okay, that's right. That's right. I can't remember why, but, uh, but this is gonna be a tough task because the wedding ends at 11. 58. Yes, tonight. You're doing one of those long weddings, right?

Yes. Yeah. This wedding is gonna be long. We're not skipping any of the religious stuff.

In fact, we're adding a man. We're doing a little bit of everything. And you still going to do a mix of Christian, Buddhist, Hindu and Catholicism? Yes. And Ju Ju. Good

solution, Brutus. Hinder Catholicism and Jew

like you

respect them all the same. Yes, definitely. All the weddings plus gross Jew. Um, uh, which is okay for you to say? Because you're white. I'm a white man. Yeah, yeah. So you could say Well,

I'm gay. What? I waas I am out. I waas If you're

using the Kevin Spacey

ever in trouble, just know that I'm gay. So doesn't exactly I can say gross Do because I used to be gay. Good. Would I

will say this. Um, as Sam was alluding to or saying bluntly before, We're all We're all in this bridal suite with you right now. And we talked about this before. We want you to not get married. We've all made a lot of mistakes. We've let each other make mistakes. We don't think bugs on is right for you. And we don't think you're making the right choice.

It's on, has

your best interest. Here's what I'll say. You can either support me or you can get out of my life completely. That's how all normal people live their lives. Either You support

everything about me, huh? And don't challenge me at all. Treat me like I'm famous, but you're doing some You're just doing some stuff that it's not about it affecting us negatively. You have changed. I mean, look at your beard. What about it? It's totally different. Yeah, it's a beak. Beak. I have to present Bog son with hair at the very end of the wedding. Give him all the hair. So I'm

what I'm taking Crow gain. Listen, Flippy Sha bill like a chicken kind Now,

as someone who enjoys being humiliated and beaten and tourney down by other people, sexual is better. Go somewhere this. But I said I find what you're doing to be scary and bad. And listen, this morning I got hung. I got I got hung up in the ballroom, uh, at a hotel by my mistress and everybody through most of glasses at me

and is a dancing ballroom. Yes,

everybody was dancing and having a

thing. This is one of those bottom. Most

brunches is a bottomless, the most of brunch.

I love bottom of samosa.

Oh, yeah, Absolutely. What is more refreshing than

having a brunch with bacon and eggs and toast and everything

and then washing it down with his many samosas you'd like? No, no, no, Never, Never,

never, Never, Never. I mean, especially after the night before. If I've just gotten so, so, so crazy on a paneer. The the music, The only thing to fix my hangover is a bottomless mimosa brunch. You just get a roll through the next day?

Absolutely. I mean, it's hair that I have you think, Bill, I feel like I've

sort of I've sort of been privy to seeing sort of what your future holds. I already I just So you know, Mistress Trina. Uh, she's also sort of a private eye, and she's been sort of spying on bodies on a little bit. What?

So she is Detective Professor, Doctor Mr Stream? A. Yes, Yes. A dumb Colin. A dominant. She's been spying on Bill.

She's been spying on non available on box time, embarks on and she finally instant information.

And hasn't she been saying

I don't want to speak out of turn here that he may be the greatest dom of all time box on? Yes. She says he puts her. He puts her to shame. Congratulations, Bill.

I know you're so dominant wide about it. Let's

put this into context. You think this documentary crew following you around is interviewing you to put to promote you as a hero in this story?

Yes. They're going to make me look good in the end. They always do on documentaries, Bill. They always make you look good.

No, Bill, what is your name anymore? We know you is Bill,

but isn't it true that you have no name anymore?

Yeah. Do you think that's good? of the hero doesn't not have wiped myself clean of everything. My name, your hair, my hair. And pretty

soon, my organs.

I'm Dr

V. Dr. Levi's mean my organ, so they could give him two bucks on. We know already sick.

I'm sorry, but we're just not We don't have the permits for that. I can't do any of that stuff here

for the traditional way, Bob. Studying this season a winning is a sacrifice bill. You're being killed, Will. You can clap your wind. Gather here. You do not tell my girlfriend to get out of here. Scared of a scarecrow because you're being turned into a crow by her husband who waits. He's not a scarecrow. I know she wasn't the prettiest one, which is the one that

would say yes. She promised to sit quietly and yeah, she sticks, but she will not get out of here. Okay, Bill, if you're gonna go through with this, I'm walking. That's right. I'm really talking

to

If you go through this, I'm Roland.

I lock and roll. We're gonna walk out. It's

out of here. Happens to be Hey, all play

and you're gonna have to stay here. and go through this whole thing by yourself. No matter what happened at your friend

posted back out. Now they said if I I leave, they'll kill May.

That's what it is, isn't

it, Bill? That's a friend. That's what Francis Tube.

It's typical hazing if I leave

before they pull out all my organs and kill me. And like my body on fire,

I killed May.

They'll either kill you or the wait until

you hear what you're sowing. Bill.

Bill, you diet, you die regardless happen Don't

my bones air ground up and I've put in this grass asses

What a human tree

I grow back is a human tree And I'm the first human tree they told me Listen here told May do

This is what we're gonna do Guys, we're gonna I think we just need to make a plan. Yes, and we need to take box on down are

loud sticks together. The organist is here is the groundlings organists of the grass. Now the wedding well, Booth, the groundlings organists and also the man who's taking my organs is at the altar. Is playing his violin. Wait a second. Is that the organist?

That's up. There is not just a Moyle.

It's, um oil. It's some oil a Mario way.

Make a plane.

Well, we got to make a play in here. I got a role in about four minutes to go. Puppet do I got a puppet show to Dio? Um,

are you pumping? Doughty, What are you doing?

Well, I've got between you guys and me, I've got to go, Puppet the corpse of Greg. Women wear position. If I don't do that, I'm screwed. But we can't. We can't let you

get married, right? And listen, Doc, I got an idea, okay? You have one. Uh, yours is probably definitely, but I don't have one. Look, I have never love someone as much as I love my girlfriend this here right now, but

I'm willing to dress her up in your clothes and sacrifice her and make make them think that it's her going

Wait, But who's gonna wear whose face?

We'll have to cut off your face, Bill.

What? You're faced with my girlfriends.

We'll think about it. Who cares? So my face becomes a burlap sack with eyes drone on it. Well,

I will thank you to not talk about my date that

way. And you're You think your girlfriend is okay with this? Yes, Bill, that's happened. Baby. Baby. Serena, She hasn't said a single word. Okay, if

you don't mind facing off with Bill helps you. Typical in sacrifice. She she's been drinking a little

bit. She hasn't. It is No wonder her overalls stop

looking. I told her to wear something a little less revealing. Uh uh, but we got into it with them around the

world and a long sleeved flannel shirt. You got injured the level, right? Did you put her in a limo? Did you drive a limo into a field and I saw you pull up in a track there? Yeah. What's the truth? Tell us. We got a few options. Way decided A limo R tractor.

Well, I did steal. This is important. This is a dilemma without an engine.

The lawn tractor.

So OK, so we're both right. Yeah. Um okay, fine. I'll take my beak off. My face is full crow face. Anyway,

I don't even have my old face here. What are you gonna be back in time to puppet me as you have

to Just let the deposition go? I think

so. I think that's too much.

E t You think that will have its own consequences that

we can deal with

You figure out the cuts. Crystal deposition later.

That'll be in Eastern happen.

But not to that. Right? So we'll switch out the bodies.

Okay. Uh, well, who's gonna Paul

Bear now? That's a good question we all need. We all need our bodies. Were you guys know I'm immortal now? That's right. Okay.

Yeah. Let's sacrifice your fucking body. You go in for Bill,

I was gonna say,

That's better.

Go out. I'll do the face off with Bill.

No, Billy's gonna save your life. I don't want you don't want. So you're saying you don't want Howard's face even for a little bit? Even if it's going to save your life? Do I have to talk like him?

No. So I'm gonna do the face off, okay? I don't have. All of my organs have been taking out anyway. In dissections. I'm an empty husk. Okay. Mistress Drina is also a demolition ist. She knows how to do bombs instead. Demolition, demolition. So what we'll do is we'll fill my body with bombs

good. I love it.

We'll put Bill's face on me. I'll

walk out fireworks. The fireworks we weren't zone for. We can put those in your bodies

will put those in my body. I'll walk out. I'll do the whole ceremony at the moment when they just

ceremony this I'll walk up the stairs were only zone for the staircases. Okay.

Okay. And what will happen is as soon as they opened me up to check out all my organs, the fireworks to explode. Yes, box on. And all of everyone who's there, we'll all be killed, and I will still survive, Likely as a disembodied head.

I just have to make one promise. Do we have to put you know any Oh, say film was

made Me

promise. You have to promise me. Sure you will. That you will search for my head. Okay. You will bring my head with you wherever you go after this is all. So

wait. Wait. Now, even if it goes really high up in the air, wait for it to come down. Yes.

Wait. Oh, well, if Kris is out there, don't blow

it up. I thought you were over. Chris. I am uh, listen, look, this is the

only way that's get results. Okay? Look, I think we can't make any promises at this point. Guys, please. This is

all I tried my best to your hair. You send the moment. Come, you save me. We will quickly glance around for your head. We promise we'll

time limit. No,

no, no. Okay. Used assumes you save

me, boy will like

you better. Listen, how about this? Okay, how about this? We time. Here comes the corpse. Listen, we tie the 97 extension course from your micro pack of M and a good idea, okay? And that way, when I explode the micro pack, the micro

micro pack, you can drag in the Cincinnati will. You know, if

you promise me you'll

be in Cincinnati. That could be the plan.

With profits will be their

god. You guys air

Googling how to not get to Cincinnati right now. I could see

Oh, I accidentally put not in there. It's how to get out of Cincinnati.

Yeah, look, s o r. Two options. Now you blow up and we look for your head or you roll down with the micro pack of it drags your head in Cincinnati and review their

only if it truck picked it up.

Truck picks it up,

so it will trust me. It's when you put the long tech tractor and drive, okay? Pointed it Cincinnati. And then it will. It will grab the micro pack on the way out, and it will take your head to Cincinnati

and we'll meet you there.

We'll meet you there. This sounds perfect. And how

does this

plan help anything, or is it just for Well, hello, everybody up. We're feeling we're still feeling ill if I

have to get married or make a sacrifice and we get to blow up a bunch of people

Good classic teachers

sounds, baby. All right. Does anybody have the fireworks here? Do we need to take a break and find them? Uh, no.

I got him in the back.

Yeah, I missed for the July 4th

themes. Athletic. Let's put does way. Use the same scar that you were dissected in

just because OK, And a Z, you're doing that. I'll start removing builds face.

Okay, Good, Good. I

will stay

here. Think. Okay. Here's a night.

Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I thought my nails were sharp enough.

Okay, so here we go. All right, Now I've got how this is. This is £40

treating my head like Salt Bay. Like making love to my face when you're cutting.

Sorry. I give it just a little massage. There.

Doesn't look great. He's tossing you around on that medal count.

Just get tenderize your face. Real

Cravy. Oh, you don't feel your face when it's off

your body and just on the

way to get you

a dash of salt or

you don't need this season it Are you crying? Well, that would be the You talk.

You're really gonna want to deglaze the pan. Wait, rose 1,000,000. But, you know, I'm taking it. I think

you have both of those things I know Don't. You're

gonna bring your figures. You get you look delicious and you do it apple in your moist, rapturous.

Okay, listen. Okay, Now, listen. I'm gonna go out there. I'm gonna take the

things, works.

I'm going to take the microphone with me, okay? Justin

kept work here anymore.

This is serious business. Okay, so I'm gonna take a microphone out there. Hey, wait.

Just use shill

Cravy because That's a living

person. I'm immortal

This way we get rid of how I mean keep our

way. Used shell toe, take my place at weddings my whole life. That was a very great idea. Delayed.

May I go your face?

I'm heading the fuse in my but no way. Wait. I'm just going like

this string of spaghetti that I

know It's up. That was a fuse again. Sorry, Sorry, sorry. Okay, I'm gonna walk out there. I get tired of my ponytail. Like this way. You don't have a vote. I have to go

out there. Okay? And as soon as they open me up, then you can light the fuse. Okay? Okay. Okay. I'm gonna walk out there and let him get through

a little bit of the wedding. Here comes Bill.

They were playing Here comes back.

It comes Built This song you originally recorded Hi. Hi, everyone. Hi.

Ridiculous voice Impression is doing

everybody this bitch Fucking hello. Borrowing it. Sex and it Birgitte Inmate Hello. Box time.

That's not how I sound.

I am excited to get married to you today. Can dio

stormy out there. He's doing me a He's acting like it's crazy vice. I have to go out

there. Just hold your composure. Hey, we're closed. You can't

run out there with Howard's face barely attached to your

permit. Crap's gonna be here Any minute area gets it will blow this choice. There's some kind

of script by sign for me to remember when I'm

supposed to stay right now. Are do doodle studio. Do you permit

cramps? Family is playing the wedding music.

Oh, my God. The Democrats connect the bourbon grab. Of course. Comes in the little mermaid music you would root toe to toe. I'm just gonna like

the fuse. We gotta get out here, you know, like the view.

Okay. What about the factor? Oh, I was going in the director, I All right, I got the tractor. Other stuff

doesn't look. Regulation fuck. Department craft backing up. I've got some ideas. Uh,

that's right. Backs on is not

Bill Cravy. It's me. Howard Levy. Steve, you still 45 seconds on the future.

Now what? Howard, What stretch? I'm here to say that right

now, you're about to meet your maker, old man, and I'm saying that's right.

How much? 35 2nd stretch. Another minute the valleys. Taking a while. This wedding

is better, Sam from the start, all right? And I want you know what? You can do whatever you want to me right now, but your stories come into a,

uh, audio stall anymore. Uh, you guys all right, back it up now. Time squeezing yourself. Hey. Oh, my God. That's actually going to use Lose the use of his legs. Have a lager. You guys, I've been the track. He's chucking me. He's talking on like, I want that i e I can fly. Bill is crawling out of here, please. What's gonna blow, right? My lab. Did they discuss the way Popcorn. Stop! Get this thing to Cleveland. Oh! Oh, yeah. Popcorn. Take us to Cleveland Basie. All right, guys, it's hot in Cleveland. Ready? Why? Little tricks with the crib. Said lamps going Cleveland rocks to carry. Just jumped in the car on the full price is right. Crew. Oh, by Lorne Levi's makeup Lady, we got to get the hell out of here. This whole building's gonna blow. You definitely

said Cleveland, not Cincinnati. Right

way. Play a quick game. Been the wheel. Yeah, sure. We'll be all right. What's up? I want to say hey to my daughter, who's either illiterate or racist. I want to say, uh and that's all of my family. One of Bill's got a gun. Teoh Cal. American Sweet is that I'm killing Americans. Killed Drew Carey were escaping an explosion. Alright, Alright, guys pulled me in. I got you got your buddy a c. Got a great job, Howard. Done today. See? Got it.

Oh, my God

s so glad you came with us. We got away from her wedding to box on. Oh, thank God. Oh, God! Way Bug. Son's dead. Hopefully the permit crab is dead. Hopefully I behind his daughter. Is that

everybody? Everybody Everybody wait. Just

everybody from the way. It's everybody from the last six seasons of the show.

Oh, my God. I see all of the

haters there a fork and knife he's trying to eat you against Ray Cooper Has a great coup fish. Oh, my God. You see My my, my, my Oh, wait, Bill. Who is that? That is that Is that Chris? No step Chris Christie! Disembodied head. Chris Boothe. Let me Oh, carry Bill, He doesn't love

you. Love you. This is box on all over again.

America's sweetheart Drew Carey hostage.

Look at

me. Who are you? Bill, Are you a crow? Are you an ostrich? Are you? You Are you better anyhow, are you? Bill?

I just want to be Bill. Yes, believe it. Leave Chris behind. Yeah. Who is Bill? He's just a man Who who drove a Chevy up of a bridge in and killed the lady. What weight Ain't Chappaquiddick that way. You? Before we ever met you, Bill, before you were a teacher. Wait, wait. Is that what

happened to you before you became a teacher? Because I also have a dark path that I have never won t o plant

everybody Everything. Right now, you guys, Do you guys remember the Manson family? Maryland guys. I was the person who made Marilyn Manson's Doug show outfit, bills, fans and tragic, tragic, fast. I built you made the dump show out women's bodies Bullet While we're admitting

things I know you guys knew I worked in TV before You never knew how how I was the one who put Great lady's feet on uneven surfaced

Now great place. I almost killed your great lady. I knew that was a set up when he was a set up. Don't tell me you put that lizard on that man's coat and he freaked out. That was Rias. Well, no, I'm responsible for some of the biggest lead to Johnny. Oh, it's gonna be dark. Guys were all over admitting things way they're all equal. I killed when a JFK staffers and eggs made an outfit and spot and trip. The lady don't hate me for this, but I have to get it off my chance. Finally. I like razor brand more than corn flakes. I like raisin bread. Cincinnati, 1480 miles. All right, everyone. Who's that? What does that running minus slowly. Oh, Gee, is that Jews? Okay. T J G o j Original gangster. Did Chris and

O Day both getting the sand flying and come

back to life? OJ's carry increases have like a This is like is You see, the thing is hurtling people. That old lady from the Hertz commercial giving a thumbs up O j doing the Heisman Post. Just stab way. Your theory was wrong the whole time. O j is a killer. No way. No, This

is the first time. I must be dreaming. Must be all the fireworks

tonight. You're right. There's no BOJ This couldn't be o. J This is some replicant. It's a replicate Tadre fumbled would never Trouble is worst in super bone. Hey, Kenny Cluster, He's getting closer. Wait a minute. Well, looks like Look at the o jays eyes O J is the o jays a robot robot J row by J Roj way Look, look, He's taking off his shirt and he's wearing a flannel. Is o j a little boy cowboy. What? My son stopped. If I can get over Chris, you can get over the little boy cowboy, right? No, stop the truck. Who do you want to be, who I want to be? I'm nothing. Admit it. I'm really nothing. I already Who are you? I'm nothing. I'm nobody. I'm just a daddy. Well, be a daddy. Themes like

this cloud of people is bringing back someone from each of our pasts. That sort of making us learn a lesson. Yeah. So let

me tell Teoh it if there's somebody from my past that I

could learn a lesson from card, Huh? No. No one

You empty past empty pass for Howard. Todd. Who do you see? 00 I'm looking into their I mean, through the haze

of the dust. Oh, my, I have. Ah, a tornado That is just our seasons past seasons. Who is that?

Oh, my God. It's my ex wife

Who's tractor now? We can't know. Start the track, because look, who's with her local bodies glistening. And he's got a live mic. Oh, no, you're about to get roasted. Was to do with this old guy. Oh, my ex

wife. Oh, my God. He's Dangerfield ask you, This guy gets well respected. Yeah. Listen, Hey, hey. Gets plenty of respect when he's talking about how you get no

respect, Todd, We gotta get out

of here. Guys, listen. Listen to those wings. Work built.

Yeah. Can they support the weight of three human man? I think so.

Because I think that's our only way out of my talents. Oh, no. All right. I'm going to take a big

sip. Itan arrayed. Do you have any?

Oh, I've always just giving a glass and I'll be fresh with a second. All right. Her cubs here. Cubs. Oh, my God. Bill Crowe, you got to get us out of me. Bill Crowe be I'm going to take off Stroh's Grove each to strike by Todd Arrayed We've got Howard's head with Bill's face on it and Sam Take Buddha body and I also got a dead little boys face on my face.

Close that up above me Even higher Teoh Ribisi playing Sean Paul in a row. Give me the light. Two shot Paul Ribisi. It's refusing. Taking five from the shot Paul biopic where he's playing ball. Give me just a dro eyes He playing this Cuba Hollywood

knows what they're doing, huh? Listen, guys, I think we I think we have a follow rbc to safety. Uh, he's upgrade, obviously because everybody thinks he's dead. So the only way that we're ever gonna be able to save ourselves to follow him, So

let's just wait. BC We seem to be here way. Yeah. I'm sure that afterwards we don't know where we're gonna be Until then. Stay