Lunatic in the Lighthouse with Camper Simon (Fran Gillespie)

I think I installed my rescued on that wrong. Yeah,

Yeah. You trapped a

bunch of mosquitoes and then inside of it, and then put it on install a fishing that you're not supposed to catch. The mosquitoes you're supposed to repel them away from. You walk around dragging it behind you, wide open for a whole day, and then we got to camp. You pitched it over your sleeping bag. It

was like an opposite beekeeper's suit. Yeah, you're acting like from Forest. Go

on. That was the wrong way to do it. You guys are saying we're

thinking like beekeeper. You're trying to keep the bees inside of your suit.

You're walking around saying mosquito soup. Yeah, fried mosquitoes.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It

was pretty amazing that the mosquitoes were responding to you just being like, I have Mosquito Super Sale, mosquito clothing sale. And they actually are pretty much like humans. And they show up in there like a free mosquito soup. We're working on a mosquito circus, right?

Uh, right. Well, I have Are you familiar with Aqua Man or Doctor Dolittle? Could talk to animals. Uh, specifically can only talk to fish. Are Karanka talk to fish. Doctor Dolittle could talk to Amber Man mammals.

Little kid also talked Aqua van. Yeah, that was not explored in

that movie at all. The movie. Oh, have Endymion High School was awkward, man. No hard. How is, really are Well, Todd, do you need some quarters on or anything? Um, nickels, dimes and nickels a day because you look gorgeous. You look really bid up, I'll say.

Yeah, well, I What I'm doing is immersion therapy with these mosquitoes. I'm hoping if eventually, my body will get used to the bites and it won't even react to them. Um, but that's tough, because I've got this, uh, dengue fever from the bites right now. That's kind of Ah, it's slowing me down.

And you've been tested for malaria as well, right?

Uh, that's right. Yeah, I know. I broke the, uh I broke the computer.

Yes. So much malaria that crashed

the whole area for years that you were walking up to the clinic and all of the, uh, equipment just started Sort of freezing out.

Yeah. It was like if you in movies, when they go to where there's radiation and then you get off the charts.

And this is at the malaria clinic.

Yeah, Clinic. Well, they started it because I was spreading malaria from town to town. Patient zero

kept biting people. And you started

I was a delicious little blood.

You're actually giving back, though,

to the community. So you started a

hill area for malaria? Yeah. Yeah, it was, uh, we didn't play for malaria, and it was all of the funniest people. Uh

oh, yeah, I heard. I heard

that the puppet guy was there.

That's right. Puppet Master came, uh, was a Jeff Dunham was in the audience. Puppet Master was performing.

Master P was also there, right?

Puppet Master P was the Yeah, he What's he famous? He did his thing, but we raised a lot of money. Unfortunately, everybody got malaria there cause it was hungry during the show.

So you walk around and sort of just take a tiny bite of people and then you pull out of straw.

Yeah, and I start it up. But if they flex all explode.

Yeah, right. And now is that on urban legend errors that

happened to know that's true. I saw it happen.

Yeah, it's happened to you put me in a soda bottle and shake me up will explode. Uh, reflex inviting You all explode. You put me inside a little volcano import baking soda on May. I will explode

a

lot of different ways. So

you're sort of like a mosquito or

vinegar? Yes. The periodic table.

What did you guys

watch? My pilot presentation of my game show. Mosquito or

vinegar? Oh, of course. I was trying to pitch it all around town. You were? Yeah. Good, cause yeah, I did send this

to you guys and be like, if you pitch it, if you go and get a pitch meeting pitch

for me, I will be there fidgeting.

Yeah, I would stop pitching it back to our pitching. It all my meetings on

my back to our

pitching. You mean writers? They're throwing me out. I'll say that idea, right? Is the term right out the back door?

I've been, uh I've been tying it to bricks and throwing it through windows. I've been pitching it

through windows and people, So I can I give you a quick note? Yeah, the idea is good, but you as a host, you're kind of the microphone is far from your face. You're never looking into camera. Ah, lot of the show. Your back is to camera.

Well, I got too long of

a price is right, Mike. So it's up in the rafters. If I hold it normally like a sort of around my waist, it goes up into the rafters. So of course, it's not gonna pick up my voice. But guess whose voice it did Pick up The Phantom of the Opera Phantom of the

Opera. Brad. And it was up there and no one knew. And he's up

there like, is every episode gonna be formatted that way where you are the host and both contestants, Yes, and I And it's in It's set up So I always get the right answer. So though I'm told like, Hey, Bill, just say you know this next thing that we pull out from underneath the blanket Big blanket my from my house telling this to yourself. Yeah, because under producer, the next one's got vinegar and I'm the audience members. I'm everything. It's a Bugs Bunny. The classic Bugs Bunny situation. You every position, Yeah, of shit. Guys. Oh, God. What did you just realize you left your curling around. Did you leave? Your curls have been looking great. Thank you, but no, I always turn it off. Okay, guys, straightening you that you re straighten your girls because

the girls in the front

look great. And then the straight part of the back works even better. Your

hair is honestly getting very It's it's you're putting miles on it when I was hurling and then your restraint. What do you think? It's getting? Very

well. Just looks rusty.

It looks a little bit like an old

car. You're noticing the rest. Had some miles? Well, I'm using Ah, dry rest shampoo as well. So? But that's not what this is about. Guys got

your angling iron. Did you leave? Your angling are enough.

Well, I did leave my anglia. Right, But that's not what I'm upset about. Guys. Your hair spray. You had a hairspray? No.

Yeah, that's

what he said. Oh, shit. Because he's out of hair spray. No, too much. Too much is right. That makes it make more sense by the look of your hair. There's too much. I'll give you guys one more. Guess about what I said. Oh, shit. Okay. 123 Because

he said I have you. Have you guys seen this lunatic in the White House? He is a buffoon about it. The other day. He does not know how he's an impostor in the lighthouse. I go. People have been fired from the lighthouse. All new staff. He said he was going to drain the bay. Any hey

based deeper than ever.

It's deeper than ever. There's a little trick of the light house. Callie,

what is it? We've been recording this whole time. Take water on my face. Water all over my face. Spit back in a Todd space.

You know what the There's egg on my

face fried up. Take egg. Take face.

Well, over. Easy on my head. I guess we're fucking idiots.

I guess we're the idiots.

We let you run it every time. Way. Don't learn. Listen, I

promise you guys that

we don't learn. That is what's it's our I just

thought, you know, blood. You're a new man now, but it looks like it's just same old Howard bullshit in a new blood

body. You could change your name. I you know, I haven't changed my name. Guys you guys. Yeah, right. Okay, listen. No.

All right, well, let's start the episode.

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the teacher's lounge. Used to be the first, best and only podcast pertained issues relevant to the Hamilton High school community. But of course, we are now at camp camp. I don't wanna be here where we are. Camp directors, counselors, and just overall because really good.

Oh, good people. Here's what Haters were healthy now. Yeah, that's right. Way. I hate you for taking time for ourselves,

which is a lot of time for ourselves over the Bray. Yes, we

do. And I've been self caring for myself even more than normal. And you look, you can tell you don't return my calls. You don't talk to me. A lot of times when I see you in public yourself care I must

be doing well, huh? You're doing Yay.

I'm doing so well that I don't talk to any of my friends. And I spend a

lot of money. Yeah, You're asking your family

for money right now, cause you're doing so much self care.

Thanks so much. Self care

and feeling so good about myself. that it's making my life horrible. If I'm being honest,

it's it's seeping. All

of my resource is. But, boy, do I feel good eating all the expensive food. Ideo It's good. It's good to you talking to your family because last I heard you and your father, he was a strange right.

He's a strange he was a strange and he's not a normal. He's a stranger is a strange yeah, he's, uh this is hard to talk about devastating. I just sort

of I've been

in, you know, therapy a little bit. And this has nothing to do with the fact that he is actually apparent way have established that your father was apparent tray

that was it. A mistake on our part will change that. That was a mistake. That was a mistake. Through therapy, I have

learned some false beliefs. I

thought my dad was apparently set that up, but that was a mistake.

But he was He was a weird Italian. He was a strange He's a strange he's a strange and you're normally are normal. Now you're healthy. Your I'm healthy. I was normal. Yeah, we're just which is good, but normal is really just kind of nothing. Yeah, normal, Healthy, normal in this day

and age in this country is not held

way. You know, the other night I heard they were talking about shutting down the lighthouse

for a couple of months because they

took four. Typical unbelievable. Yet shut the lighthouse down. Charlie, do you know Kali? Oh, Ali. Well, you know,

times like these. Yeah. Used to be different.

you can save in

Yep. And you know, we had a big a big week. Obviously. We barely made

it back in time for the wait. What

was supposed to be a 24 hour hike ended up being a seven day, 24 hour hike. Three

65 7 24 30 65 Back from a year long hike it too long. Boy, are we excited to just get right back into it

Way made a huge wrong turn, but it was clearly marked

a 24 hour hike and 365 day hike. And we weren't We were looking at our phones. We

took the long one.

We're looking at our phones, but you know we are back. Ah, lot happened. Obvious. Lulu. Um

was that a year. Is that what we're going? That was a year

there. There was an earth year, but that But it seems to have changed. Uh, I mean, we've got these long beards, but otherwise

looking. It was exactly one year. So it's the same time of year. Same. Say everything when you're a bit of its cycle. It's just a yearly. It was really amazing, actually. Really? Something awesome happened when we right when we got off the trail, we wandered through a music festival. We were mistaken for the fleet boxes and we did a full set. That's right. We were covered in mud and looking sort of tattered and disgusting. And someone said, You must be

an indie rock band. Yes, way are

so yeah, we saying are hit song breakfast nook 42 times and we got off stage

affect its neck. It is a gates on. So

but, um, I will I think the thing that we can be proudest of of this hike is we didn't lose any kids. Now one no way

started with two and we ended with two. Right? That's what a lot of kids

opted out early. They opted out early When we when we gave them the trace before we left right past

the 365 days sign. I think a lot of kids turned

back. Yeah, there wasn't. There was a moment we had about 40 or 50. Yeah, we came upon a sign that said, Be aware, this is a 365 day hike. Uh, if you need Teoh and you don't think you can make it, you should turn back now. We powered through along with two other kids

Before you

ask. Yes. Those are the same kids we came back with. Okay? Yeah. Anyone saying that? We came back with two people we found at a at a retirement home and dress them up his kids because we lost two kids.

Somebody says we lost those kids on our one of the 365 day height. And the rest of the 364 and 23 hours was figuring out a way to find Children that looked exactly like those kids is a liar. How would they even know that

information? Yeah, I mean, what's the simplest answer? We lost all the money. We lost two kids. Yeah. I

don't follow the money. Don't Don't follow the money.

Show me the money.

Show us the money.

We the money? A Remember Jerry Maguire. God, I'm glad

we got off that topic of losing

the Yeah, I thought they were just type of jailbird bar the whole time

that I've been

taking my J. McGuire for an hour. Yes.

I wanted to be back personally because it lets me focus on what I've become very passionate about and really loved my whole life and have been doing since I can remember which is this forensics, This crime scene investigation?

This feels very new.

Um, no. This has been a passion of mine since I remember when I was eight or nine. I used to make little crime scenes around the house. I love this Sherlock home guy

needed His name is not h o

M E. Sure. Like home. Well, I've read all the books. Okay. Um I mean, I've read your book, Sherlock home. Oh, really? Yeah. It's s u R e comma L O C K.

Yeah. It's a home. They good luck getting into thes locks. Air. Sure, and it's ah, a lot of the reviews is that the book seems pointless, is what I'm getting right now, But that's kind of what, like not every book has to be about something. And so I'm in talks with HBO about not coming to their offices anymore. There's a lot of stuff. A lot of exciting stuff got off this book right

now. True contract, actually with HBO and the police to tear deal right.

Normally, they call it a restraining order, But in this case, you're really insisting that it's a contract.

It's a three year deal, and I'm getting points on the back end on your

driver's. You shot by an arrow You guys shot in the butt by HBO,

both true. So I got points on my driver's license, and also HBO's shot me in the boat with a narrow and I immediately fell in love.

Wait, guy, the head of HBO, the really attractive guy

who gave notes on who is that guy?

Um, Adrian Grenier?

Yes. Just because somebody wants you to get away from them and they shoot you. You've fallen in love with so many

hunters that you've wandered into their bow. Oh, well, when a cross hairs you know you when you walk around the forest, you never know when Cupid's arrow death hit you in the face.

You've been shot in the face by their

I've been shot. Yeah. Look at what You know, I've got the whole mart Steve Martin thing going on except the arrows. Really? It's not funny,

Teoh. Yeah, you. A lot of people thought

you had gone Teoh Spencer's gifts and got that funny trick arrow. But you were Ah, you couldn't remember any of your family members names.

Now, a lot of that stuff happens where people like Oh, this must be a little This must be a little fake turd from Spencer's. You know, it's a real turd in my house. Uh, gum shocking me. Uh, because I buy electrocuted gum. It's not that I came to your wedding. Yeah, in a shirt that looks like a tuxedo is that I bought a bad tuxedo The Pink Floyd poster with all the girls butts. Or did you just take a picture? And that's just a picture of a bunch of pigs butts than I And then I drew on. I've never been inside a Spencer's gifts because they stole my idea. Okay. So many things. A pervert

way back from the height.

We're back from behind

again, but we're sort of ramping back up,

going very what the hike is. Sam, You had enough food for the whole 3 65 days. Did a lot of meal prep. You didn't cook anything because that's not really your job in the kitchen. But he did a lot of suit shift work,

huh? That's right. I brought my big chef's knife, and I spent most of the trip just being pulled in the back while doing a lot of, ah, you know, cuts. Yeah. I mean, something's up with that hike, for sure. I mean, because when we came back, the same kids were still in session. It must be some type of stranger things. I mean, wormhole way

were in

there for a full year rift

in the fabric of space and time.

They were like, Oh, you guys air back early, right back early. And I'm like, What are you talking about? Look at all these Boone wad potatoes. Yeah, I must have been in there for a year. This is thousands of pounds. Are beard growth? Yeah. Yeah, but they were They were more than I honestly

don't know what the truth is. Uh, did we walk through a wormhole, or do we not understand time? I don't.

gonna have to do it again and figure out the truth. I'm not really sure, but there's definitely unfinished

We're

business we're gonna have to hit. That was So we're hitting that hike again tomorrow. This time there's no act out clients for kids because we need corroboration.

Yes. Yeah, they will sign waivers, Obviously, because we don't want to have any legal trouble, anything. If we weren't, we're not gonna lose him where everything's fine.

No, that's the thing is a waiver. Your free and easy. After a

waiver, somebody signs a piece of paper. You can kill him, and they don't get, you know, get in trouble. Oh, yeah.

I said, you know where you barely made the podcast, But we had We had been back for about a day, and it's nice. It almost felt like home coming back here. It was refreshing. Um uh, I don't know. I was just excited. Like I could maybe live here forever and not go back into civilization. I don't know.

Wow, that's big. You like living out in the forest? What do you think it is? The solitude. Isolation? What is it? There's a There's a little bit of a

lack of pressure. And when you're not in society, uh, you know a lot of pressure to perform. And maybe it's just that I'm reconnecting with my daughter or, uh uh, really? Right. You haven't yet. I'm hopefully Rick. Acting soon, maybe with my daughter Laura.

She keep seeing you around camp in dodging you. She's running off.

Yeah, she's a lot faster and stealthier than I remember being, Um, And every time Laura audience your dad, she books it so fast, you speeds right out of there. So I

haven't seen your daughter. I've heard you tell stories of your daughter being here. I've seen a lot of deer on the outside of of camp. Just sort of like nibbling

and on Berries and stuff like that,

huh? No. Yeah. I mean, you published to my daughter. She is on the outsides a lot. Sure, kind of. You'll see her a lot. She'll drop right in front of your car. So you got

Are you insinuating? He thinks dear, is his daughter. Well, my

daughter is a dear girl, dear to me. So that's what you mean thing.

Every time you yell and wave to your daughter, I see a deer scamper off. So I don't know if she was near a deer and scared her. I just

Maybe that's what you're seeing. I don't know my dad. I mean, she's crawling around on all fours, and, uh, she's, you know, she's about 56 feet high. Um, uh, she's give furry

16 I on all

fours on all fours. Yeah, but I've been five and track. I've been tracking her.

You're saying his daughter is definitely a huge dear? Well, I mean,

LCD. It sounds like it Elk to me.

I don't know. Maybe I mean, her warns growing, but I've been tracking her through her scat. And, um, I'm

tracking your daughter

through a scab. Yeah, you know, because she's scattered around the

time. I think your daughter is a dear. I think you're You're confused. I think you are tracking a deer. If you came to this camping, your daughter was here. But this is a camp that just exists in a dear preserve. So I think I think you're confused.

That would be bad, If that's true, Kill much.

That's okay. I'm sure she's really I'm sure she is. Dear or not. I'm

sure she will see then. That's the thing, dear. Not Israel.

Yeah. Yeah. When you know, we have been back for a day. I honestly I was really excited, cause when we got back, you guys told me we should just spend a night hanging, right? Ah, and I was really excited. And I'm you know, I made some butter, some buttered popcorn. I got some sodas and I, uh, headed out Teoh the field day field. Ah, and I just I know it's not a good time to confront you guys on the air, but these feels like traffics this going on, you guys, you told me that you would be out there and I got there nine oclock sharp and the sprinklers went off and I got soaked.

You did? Yeah. Blunt. We're

sorry. That was what? When was

that? It was like

a real Did you go to

the field day field where we do the three legged race and ag

been so busy lately? It slipped my mind. I'm so sorry, man. I feel

terrible. Really? Yeah. You guys feel terrible for tricking me. Blade, this is

not intentional. It was an excellent No, I'm so

sorry. My name is still Howard.

Okay. Blunt, I I just don't think we didn't. Yeah, we didn't plan this. We love hanging out with you, especially with buttered popcorn and sodas. And that

sounds like the perfect thing. We would, of course,

do that. Go hang out on the field with you with popcorn.

We've just been so busy lately. I was I crashed. I think I crashed early even. Don't check

way. Only got three invites. We didn't want to tell you this. We only got three invites invites to what? You know

you know. You know, it's just wicket. We couldn't. We only had a few invites that we could Dio

were not only it, only it was only Bill plus two. Where did you Where did you get the Oh, I don't

know. Where did you go? Capacity. It was capacity. They were at capacity.

It's all we could do. And it was honestly, you didn't even want to be where we weren't. So

it wasn't even that good. Like I would have rather had Burger Bernard Popcorn? Yeah. You have

birdie popcorn with you anytime

you ask us to do birdie popcorn.

But, Bernard, but for Richard?

But we are I Honestly, how about this? We won't back out of this one tonight. Why don't we meet up? Okay? It's a full moon tonight. Um, I think let's meet under the stars. Was to a night picnic level boat line. Tonight is the night picnic with you.

What do you think? Like, um, I don't on the field. Maybe,

you know. So the field, let's say at 9 p.m.

Yeah, that sounds really nice, because I wanted to do that. Levi's.

If it doesn't start until 10 let's say

10. So you go to the field a term and

spring Bernard Popcorn.

Oh, and what I'm doing like this crazy TBT thing on instagram. So if I post anything tonight, it's from the past. Is not? Yeah. You

saw us again from last night. I think the instagram stories were put my stories old. My stories.

Oh, yeah. It was a repost from an old story. Yeah, repost. I feel like you guys don't like me if I'm being totally

I was it blonde. One stop words Protecting you were healthy

thing it can I be honest tea, But I would love

I'm I'm still gonna be Howard.

Your name's honest. Look beyond trying that. Such a dumb joke. So fucking stupid. Joke your shit. I don't have a fucking moment with Todd Plan. Todd. Jesus, Blood. I'm pissed

off now. A matter good. Minus you. Some advice that was gonna make a stop ignoring you.

Give me the way you got invited to a documentary premiere. Okay. A doctor

from here?

Yes, brand new. They just finished it. The story just closed. Yeah, all right. And you know how much we love documentaries? How much I love documentaries. It was a story that they thought was going to be about one thing. And when they got in there, they realised the story was so much more interesting. And it changed the whole documentary change.

You know, that thing where those guys taped a bomb to may, uh, they made a whole documentary about it. Yeah, because I let these I let these crackheads tape a bomb because they were so charismatic and beautiful.

Sometimes that's about half

so smart. And so I let him tape a bomb to my fucking ass. Um, and it's all about it. Like it starts there. But where it goes, you'll be so surprised.

It's got such a big twist. Goodbye.

The third episode, it's all about the director. That's the cool thing is the documentary is fully the story. Doesn't matter. The director inserts himself into it, and then it really gets bad.

Documentarians love to tell other people's stories if they

are actually just gonna end up being about themselves. Yes, and his fingerprints are all over

Iraqi. So, uh, why don't

you come with us to the premier? But here's my advice to you. I'd like you to bring a little bit of yourself. It feels like you never really. When you're with us, you're trying to be oh,

spent the last six seasons trying to be myself with you guys, and it doesn't seem to be the thing that you like. So sometimes I'm just I'm putting Honestly, I'm putting on a mask with you guys these days.

Well, yeah, Let's Let's take off the mask. Okay, lets take it off and let's just see the rial blunt right here. Right now.

I was really wearing a man

gets fresco. I'm stepping wearing year old face. He's going to be new that he's gonna be good if you take off this man, please.

That's on the real tight.

I'll do an announcement today that we're all

going to the documentary premiere tonight. Okay, I'll do an announcement because you are now officially the voice of the Yes,

Brad, I think is his name. Eyes continued to get locked up in his, uh, his

bunk on were very close to solving that case. We're on the case. Don't worry about that video,

But I am now fully the announcer here

at the camp on the emcee. I run all the games. I say when lunches, I say, what time? The canoe

crew. New security after everybody trying to have a nice meal in the dining hall. Yeah, I get people route up. Yeah,

and you've been getting a little better every time it enunciating I like I can almost understand the full message now. Yeah. Uh,

yeah, I was sort of like screaming into a little box with just a few people, but it started to

gain steam. I would get out in the area. I'd get up on top of a car and I started gathering campers one at a time, and I'm sort of running a resistance.

Really? Yes. Wow. Just room. What do you resisting against Brad? Okay,

get this kid a zip now is locked in his cabin.

Well, we could all

sort of hear the tone in his voice camp announcements. Here's a little overbearing. And if he knew what the people wanted Yeah, he's very much not editorializing things. His, uh, it seems like, though there is a

lot of opposition sort of grumblings of opposition around the camp that this position is meant for a camper. It's supposed to be an opportunity for a good camper to get ah, an opportunity for deducing public speaking a sort of leadership role. And people are saying that you have sort of made this position about yourself on completely changed what it was intended.

Well, you said you're doing a rebrand. Yeah, you put up, you

know, pictures of you in a suit on all the sides of all the cabin doors.

Yes, it was made by Hugo Boss. Nice suit. So Why do you have? But it's like a very regal picture. Why? Why are you trying to showcase your Hugo boss suit? Well, I just want people to trust me, you know? And it's a lot about image. And it's a lot about

strengthened the volume of your voice. Um, and who you surround yourself with, you know, And And let's be honest, though, it's also in, in your case, about sort of silencing dissent because I have seen I've seen a few

What silence. Well,

well, it specifically 50 cent.

Yeah. 50 cent came to camp, and he gave

when he was just going by descent. Man. Yeah. I silence dissent. He came to the camp, and he was he was trying to sing Happy Birthday to people and his silence, Ted. Yeah. Yeah, Well,

yeah, but you've also been a lot of the campers air saying, like, you know, we shouldn't have to work all the time. That should be fun for us also. And you're saying like, Well, we do need to get these license plates out there. Yeah, um

and yeah. I mean, like, we got an opportunity to make license plates for the whole state who say nobody gets paid here. What do you think we dio we dio the collective We The camp gets paid? Yes. You're redistributing that royal week. You're not royalty here, Bill. I

am the royalty. We

Well, I I'm just glad I'm on your to you. Yeah, on. Always be on your team. You trust me?

Thank you. What? You've seen my posters?

Yes, we can. And we has, um, I and parentheses after we? Yeah.

And, uh, then entity that says also Yes, you can. And then can has Canton pregnancies

next. Right. You know, I'll sort of dig through this the darkness here and and say the positive of this all is your re redoing all the facilities for the big triathlon. I am re redoing. Yes, I am re redoing all that. I just redid them, and I'm really doing

your, um And this time around, you're the structure is gonna be a little more sound.

Yes, it's gonna be louder. It's gonna be is gonna make more sound,

which is that I went to the triathlon and I was looking at people going

huh Can hear anything and hear the footsteps. I couldn't hear the gun when it is made of speakers. It's a classic Grateful Dead Wallace. Sound

good. Good, good on. And hopefully it, you know, attracts eyes when the triathlon comes up in a few weeks. So we can actually, you know, maybe get some donations to the camp, which will be good, cause we didn't need them. I'm sorry. We won't need donations. Okay. Uh, we don't need a super Pac. Well, if

you if you I think that our donations a nice cause, we can all decide how the money is used instead of just you using license money however you want.

Listen, you guys air with may. All right? You're my team.

All right, A Look, I This is just my advice to you personally in public. I got your back. You could do the worst thing, uh, known imaginable. And I am too cowardly toe ever go against a friend. It would be awkward for two minutes so you could be a full monster. And I will keep my fucking mouth shut because I know you personally.

Yeah. Gotta gotta gotta get

I mean, my motto is he's never been to mean to me, uh, right. Eso like and I'll defend anybody. Like people talking shit about you to my face.

Never said anything like that to me

like that to me. Oh,

that's the right perspective toe have. I think the way your friends treat you is how they treat everyone in any. Any accusation that goes against your image of them is a bold faced lie.

You're shit. Has Dad. Todd is luring what is very clearly a deer.

What is that noise? Todd. Todd, That's

a daughter. It's a daughter. Caller e bought a little daughter calling for Game and Wildlife and daughter story.

What is that little

vial of liquid that you're dumping on

yourself? It's It's a 14 year old boy you're in

game on and and daughter store. It's

right. It didn't say it on the name of the store. But I went and I said, Oh, this is Fish and Wildlife and game. You got daughter stuff in here to spend honey and the, uh okay. And so I bought this daughter sound maker about this year and look upon myself. Okay,

shed its that truck in lady, get get air. You know what? Get old. Well, I'll drown you to wear.

I think we need to make

your weird little house with no windows. Oh, and by the way, if you if you know, while these kids have been disappearing, we'd love some information. Yeah, Scamper only from the king. Gave me a piece of wood

is their kids are disappearing from the camp. Not kids have disappeared on the hike that didn't help, you know, disappeared on the hike. There have been kids that have disappeared from the camp since then. Get scare. My damn daughter. I doubt if I get there.

Is that looking Jason's mom? Jason's mom won't leave

here because we drowned her son because he wouldn't let us do what we wanted.

But it's like you don't even

know that we drowned yourself. Well, here s alone. Jason Alexander now is annoying. Mom. Mollie going up? Yeah, it's the mom you think it is. It's the mom from the show. Yeah, I heard that last night when one of those kids disappeared or was murdered or whatever. There's like this weird Basie riff that happens. You go strangely.

Yeah. People reported that they started hearing it right before the incident.

Yeah, and it was oddly funny and relatable. Others reporters showed up and they were trying to ask

us, What's the deal with this whole thing? You know, they're trying

to say, What is the deal with the hike?

Did you have any information? Do you not Because, you know that's it. Yeah,

Well, yeah, there's been different. And Todd, you have to look into this. But the forensics

have been finding different, you know, sort of minutia.

Storyline. We've been having a

lot of relatable story lines are on the camp right next to the murders,

relatable in the nineties. The right not currently relatable. Yeah.

Yeah, there's nothing about, like, modern social media. Honestly, a lot of it is a little bit out of touch. It's like it's trying to be relatable, but it's been a billionaire for a while. You know what everyone's life is actually like,

right? Right. But it is sure of it. Say

it certainly has strong opinions would never be

vomits, forcing younger versions of itself to agree with awkwardly

and again. This is the evidence we found. This is

the evidence. Eyes isn't a person in cars.

Yes, cars. What we were doing

Where is that? All the

evidence has been in cars, Uh, outside of a coffee shop. Yeah, it's interesting.

Well, I'm interested. I don't think we break

attention, campers. Remember to pee on all campfires before you go inside every night. P is the only thing that puts them out. Attention. Samper's dessert will be canceled this week due to a lack of enthusiasm. If we don't hear big yum yum is and see big lips Max and tummy rubs. All

right, well, uh, we got you back in here, Todd. That was, uh,

yeah, my daughter is fast.

Yeah. Again, your daughter is a dear. I'll say it again. Say it is directly your

daughter. And we saw Remember the stakes here, have my daughter's a dear. I'm gonna kill my

weight. The steak is here. I

know the stakes. Like

I have to go. Okay. How long is it gonna take? Stakeholders Liver? Those state. I don't know. I mean, we are kind of rural,

so I guess it's

what I told him. I wanted my pretty well done. I said I want I want it bleeding, but I want it well done. The order.

Well, you know, uh, way we're not gonna break from tradition just cause we're a campus this season. Sorry, haters. Yes. Sorry, haters, I know you were hoping we would just do the podcast with just the four of us every single week, but no, no, no. We're going to bring guests on on, and today is no different. We've got one of our campers here, Simon. So, Simon, how are you?

Hello, counselors. Now, I just want to let you guys know that even though I came in in the third session, I'm still just about is aware is every other camp for about what went down this summer?

Simon coming in high sharing. Hey is not left behind.

I know some kids came at the beginning of June, but I'm 1/3 session camper.

Money's tight, your go ahead.

It's just I've noticed a lot of groups. When they're hanging out, you're always a few steps behind them.

I pretty much know everything that's going on. Still,

you are obviously not in the know when that fight broke

out in the lunchroom about what it was

about. But you were like, I side with Tiffany. But then you were like, No, never mind. I side with Rebecca and everybody had left the dining hall.

Yeah. What was it about your hard to choose sides when you got that? You did. You guys in there? Yeah. Yeah, those air girl. See, you have two guys in there. You're no absolutely stuns from do when it all went down. Every single person at the camp knows that. You can't do that. Do what? Simon? Well, the guys know that well, when it very much boils down to it, there were girls. Don't try home.

It feels like you're trying to fit in really bad, even though everybody's sort of story starting without you.

And also, they haven't been home in months. Yeah, and that's where the seat of it all began. You can your home attitude to camp. Every person knows that. Anyway, I actually have to probably meet up with 12 people soon we do off saying at this time, but normally everywhere

write stuff down. Simon.

you trained on you

Yeah. I have a front back pack and a backpack back. Keep everything I need on me because you never know what's gonna happen at

absolutely this camp. So you came here to announce that you get everything and then leave immediately.

Doesn't really matter that I missed the first couple months. A camp in on every single joke it is

Look confused, Simon, because you came clearly ready for basketball camp, which is not.

Yeah, well, you want you're gonna have basketball just in case a game. Break that and

not a bag of basketball.

Well, sometimes bubbles will have pretty much different consistencies. And you want one that can dribble all around and you want one that can pass. And at the end of the day, you want one

that's flat. Just so much equipment to camp trying to immediately catch up. And it was all wrong.

Yeah, we'll go along, go along. That's basically what I said when I got off the bus and their parents. Yeah, yeah, I said, Well, just my dad dropped me off. Which

hit a bus?

Yeah. Yeah, just dropped me off in the bus. Here's here's the weird thing I was driving. That was weird. You. I was

at the back of the bus smoking a cig, and you were up there and you're like, what, 12 years old, Driving big class, like half license

Yeah, it's part of the reason I'm late to camp this summer. I actually had to pull in a little bit of a paycheck, and that's okay. You were in

a best buy uniform when you got off the bus.

Best by bus driver. I basically drive from Best Buy the Best

Buy eyes. This a new part of the job because you have a giant bus instead of a little bug. Why would no one person is at one best buy and they need to get to another best buy?

Well, yeah, if you'll have what's in stock with one Best Buy you gotta take okay, employees to the other best binding drum Mac with your equipment. You don't even

take the customer to the other Best Buy to get it. You take it. You taken employees over and then back,

noting Don customers gonna say the original less by hopefully. But I believe before you come back with in stock equipment, and that's where the third session camper comes in. It's a plan along Frommer assignment.

You're you're talking a lot about, you know, being plugged in and being like sort of friend, having friends and knowing what's going on around camp. Is there somebody at camp who you would consider may be your best friend? I think campus a place where you find that person? Yeah. Chuckle from Simon as if he has the answer.

Thanks for asking that, Counselor. Um uh, Yashin

seeming to trip you up a little bit. Is his name is

blunt. No, my name is that his name is Blunt Howard.

Well, actually, every single person here, it's too hard to keep control of them all. Well, let's let's tell you, the people who are on the outs, that will be a shorter list.

That's not the question

everybody knows about, um that