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Lunatic in the Lighthouse with Camper Simon (Fran Gillespie)

Originally aired: August 22, 2018

After returning from their long hike, the guys talk to camper Simon (Fran Gillespie) about his experience at Camp Idontwannabehere.

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I think I installed my rescued on that wrong. Yeah,

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Yeah. You trapped a

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bunch of mosquitoes and then inside of it, and then put it on install a fishing that you're not supposed to catch. The mosquitoes you're supposed to repel them away from. You walk around dragging it behind you, wide open for a whole day, and then we got to camp. You pitched it over your sleeping bag. It

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was like an opposite beekeeper's suit. Yeah, you're acting like from Forest. Go

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on. That was the wrong way to do it. You guys are saying we're

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thinking like beekeeper. You're trying to keep the bees inside of your suit.

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You're walking around saying mosquito soup. Yeah, fried mosquitoes.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It

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was pretty amazing that the mosquitoes were responding to you just being like, I have Mosquito Super Sale, mosquito clothing sale. And they actually are pretty much like humans. And they show up in there like a free mosquito soup. We're working on a mosquito circus, right?

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Uh, right. Well, I have Are you familiar with Aqua Man or Doctor Dolittle? Could talk to animals. Uh, specifically can only talk to fish. Are Karanka talk to fish. Doctor Dolittle could talk to Amber Man mammals.

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Little kid also talked Aqua van. Yeah, that was not explored in

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that movie at all. The movie. Oh, have Endymion High School was awkward, man. No hard. How is, really are Well, Todd, do you need some quarters on or anything? Um, nickels, dimes and nickels a day because you look gorgeous. You look really bid up, I'll say.

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Yeah, well, I What I'm doing is immersion therapy with these mosquitoes. I'm hoping if eventually, my body will get used to the bites and it won't even react to them. Um, but that's tough, because I've got this, uh, dengue fever from the bites right now. That's kind of Ah, it's slowing me down.

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And you've been tested for malaria as well, right?

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Uh, that's right. Yeah, I know. I broke the, uh I broke the computer.

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Yes. So much malaria that crashed

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the whole area for years that you were walking up to the clinic and all of the, uh, equipment just started Sort of freezing out.

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Yeah. It was like if you in movies, when they go to where there's radiation and then you get off the charts.

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And this is at the malaria clinic.

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Yeah, Clinic. Well, they started it because I was spreading malaria from town to town. Patient zero

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kept biting people. And you started

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I was a delicious little blood.

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You're actually giving back, though,

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to the community. So you started a

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hill area for malaria? Yeah. Yeah, it was, uh, we didn't play for malaria, and it was all of the funniest people. Uh

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oh, yeah, I heard. I heard

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that the puppet guy was there.

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That's right. Puppet Master came, uh, was a Jeff Dunham was in the audience. Puppet Master was performing.

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Master P was also there, right?

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Puppet Master P was the Yeah, he What's he famous? He did his thing, but we raised a lot of money. Unfortunately, everybody got malaria there cause it was hungry during the show.

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So you walk around and sort of just take a tiny bite of people and then you pull out of straw.

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Yeah, and I start it up. But if they flex all explode.

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Yeah, right. And now is that on urban legend errors that

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happened to know that's true. I saw it happen.

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Yeah, it's happened to you put me in a soda bottle and shake me up will explode. Uh, reflex inviting You all explode. You put me inside a little volcano import baking soda on May. I will explode

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a

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lot of different ways. So

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you're sort of like a mosquito or

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vinegar? Yes. The periodic table.

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What did you guys

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watch? My pilot presentation of my game show. Mosquito or

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vinegar? Oh, of course. I was trying to pitch it all around town. You were? Yeah. Good, cause yeah, I did send this

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to you guys and be like, if you pitch it, if you go and get a pitch meeting pitch

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for me, I will be there fidgeting.

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Yeah, I would stop pitching it back to our pitching. It all my meetings on

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my back to our

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pitching. You mean writers? They're throwing me out. I'll say that idea, right? Is the term right out the back door?

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I've been, uh I've been tying it to bricks and throwing it through windows. I've been pitching it

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through windows and people, So I can I give you a quick note? Yeah, the idea is good, but you as a host, you're kind of the microphone is far from your face. You're never looking into camera. Ah, lot of the show. Your back is to camera.

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Well, I got too long of

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a price is right, Mike. So it's up in the rafters. If I hold it normally like a sort of around my waist, it goes up into the rafters. So of course, it's not gonna pick up my voice. But guess whose voice it did Pick up The Phantom of the Opera Phantom of the

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Opera. Brad. And it was up there and no one knew. And he's up

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there like, is every episode gonna be formatted that way where you are the host and both contestants, Yes, and I And it's in It's set up So I always get the right answer. So though I'm told like, Hey, Bill, just say you know this next thing that we pull out from underneath the blanket Big blanket my from my house telling this to yourself. Yeah, because under producer, the next one's got vinegar and I'm the audience members. I'm everything. It's a Bugs Bunny. The classic Bugs Bunny situation. You every position, Yeah, of shit. Guys. Oh, God. What did you just realize you left your curling around. Did you leave? Your curls have been looking great. Thank you, but no, I always turn it off. Okay, guys, straightening you that you re straighten your girls because

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the girls in the front

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look great. And then the straight part of the back works even better. Your

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hair is honestly getting very It's it's you're putting miles on it when I was hurling and then your restraint. What do you think? It's getting? Very

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well. Just looks rusty.

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It looks a little bit like an old

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car. You're noticing the rest. Had some miles? Well, I'm using Ah, dry rest shampoo as well. So? But that's not what this is about. Guys got

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your angling iron. Did you leave? Your angling are enough.

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Well, I did leave my anglia. Right, But that's not what I'm upset about. Guys. Your hair spray. You had a hairspray? No.

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Yeah, that's

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what he said. Oh, shit. Because he's out of hair spray. No, too much. Too much is right. That makes it make more sense by the look of your hair. There's too much. I'll give you guys one more. Guess about what I said. Oh, shit. Okay. 123 Because

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he said I have you. Have you guys seen this lunatic in the White House? He is a buffoon about it. The other day. He does not know how he's an impostor in the lighthouse. I go. People have been fired from the lighthouse. All new staff. He said he was going to drain the bay. Any hey

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based deeper than ever.

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It's deeper than ever. There's a little trick of the light house. Callie,

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what is it? We've been recording this whole time. Take water on my face. Water all over my face. Spit back in a Todd space.

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You know what the There's egg on my

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face fried up. Take egg. Take face.

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Well, over. Easy on my head. I guess we're fucking idiots.

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I guess we're the idiots.

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We let you run it every time. Way. Don't learn. Listen, I

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promise you guys that

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we don't learn. That is what's it's our I just

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thought, you know, blood. You're a new man now, but it looks like it's just same old Howard bullshit in a new blood

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body. You could change your name. I you know, I haven't changed my name. Guys you guys. Yeah, right. Okay, listen. No.

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All right, well, let's start the episode.

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Okay, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the teacher's lounge. Used to be the first, best and only podcast pertained issues relevant to the Hamilton High school community. But of course, we are now at camp camp. I don't wanna be here where we are. Camp directors, counselors, and just overall because really good.

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Oh, good people. Here's what Haters were healthy now. Yeah, that's right. Way. I hate you for taking time for ourselves,

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which is a lot of time for ourselves over the Bray. Yes, we

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do. And I've been self caring for myself even more than normal. And you look, you can tell you don't return my calls. You don't talk to me. A lot of times when I see you in public yourself care I must

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be doing well, huh? You're doing Yay.

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I'm doing so well that I don't talk to any of my friends. And I spend a

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lot of money. Yeah, You're asking your family

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for money right now, cause you're doing so much self care.

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Thanks so much. Self care

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and feeling so good about myself. that it's making my life horrible. If I'm being honest,

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it's it's seeping. All

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of my resource is. But, boy, do I feel good eating all the expensive food. Ideo It's good. It's good to you talking to your family because last I heard you and your father, he was a strange right.

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He's a strange he was a strange and he's not a normal. He's a stranger is a strange yeah, he's, uh this is hard to talk about devastating. I just sort

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in, you know, therapy a little bit. And this has nothing to do with the fact that he is actually apparent way have established that your father was apparent tray

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of I've been

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that was it. A mistake on our part will change that. That was a mistake. That was a mistake. Through therapy, I have

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learned some false beliefs. I

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thought my dad was apparently set that up, but that was a mistake.

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But he was He was a weird Italian. He was a strange He's a strange he's a strange and you're normally are normal. Now you're healthy. Your I'm healthy. I was normal. Yeah, we're just which is good, but normal is really just kind of nothing. Yeah, normal, Healthy, normal in this day

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and age in this country is not held

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way. You know, the other night I heard they were talking about shutting down the lighthouse

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for a couple of months because they

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took four. Typical unbelievable. Yet shut the lighthouse down. Charlie, do you know Kali? Oh, Ali. Well, you know,

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times like these. Yeah. Used to be different.

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you can save in

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Yep. And you know, we had a big a big week. Obviously. We barely made

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it back in time for the wait. What

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was supposed to be a 24 hour hike ended up being a seven day, 24 hour hike. Three

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65 7 24 30 65 Back from a year long hike it too long. Boy, are we excited to just get right back into it

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Way made a huge wrong turn, but it was clearly marked

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a 24 hour hike and 365 day hike. And we weren't We were looking at our phones. We

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took the long one.

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We're looking at our phones, but you know we are back. Ah, lot happened. Obvious. Lulu. Um

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was that a year. Is that what we're going? That was a year

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there. There was an earth year, but that But it seems to have changed. Uh, I mean, we've got these long beards, but otherwise

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looking. It was exactly one year. So it's the same time of year. Same. Say everything when you're a bit of its cycle. It's just a yearly. It was really amazing, actually. Really? Something awesome happened when we right when we got off the trail, we wandered through a music festival. We were mistaken for the fleet boxes and we did a full set. That's right. We were covered in mud and looking sort of tattered and disgusting. And someone said, You must be

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an indie rock band. Yes, way are

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so yeah, we saying are hit song breakfast nook 42 times and we got off stage

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affect its neck. It is a gates on. So

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but, um, I will I think the thing that we can be proudest of of this hike is we didn't lose any kids. Now one no way

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started with two and we ended with two. Right? That's what a lot of kids

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opted out early. They opted out early When we when we gave them the trace before we left right past

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the 365 days sign. I think a lot of kids turned

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back. Yeah, there wasn't. There was a moment we had about 40 or 50. Yeah, we came upon a sign that said, Be aware, this is a 365 day hike. Uh, if you need Teoh and you don't think you can make it, you should turn back now. We powered through along with two other kids

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Before you

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ask. Yes. Those are the same kids we came back with. Okay? Yeah. Anyone saying that? We came back with two people we found at a at a retirement home and dress them up his kids because we lost two kids.

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Somebody says we lost those kids on our one of the 365 day height. And the rest of the 364 and 23 hours was figuring out a way to find Children that looked exactly like those kids is a liar. How would they even know that

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information? Yeah, I mean, what's the simplest answer? We lost all the money. We lost two kids. Yeah. I

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don't follow the money. Don't Don't follow the money.

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Show me the money.

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Show us the money.

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We the money? A Remember Jerry Maguire. God, I'm glad

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we got off that topic of losing

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the Yeah, I thought they were just type of jailbird bar the whole time

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that I've been

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taking my J. McGuire for an hour. Yes.

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I wanted to be back personally because it lets me focus on what I've become very passionate about and really loved my whole life and have been doing since I can remember which is this forensics, This crime scene investigation?

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This feels very new.

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Um, no. This has been a passion of mine since I remember when I was eight or nine. I used to make little crime scenes around the house. I love this Sherlock home guy

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needed His name is not h o

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M E. Sure. Like home. Well, I've read all the books. Okay. Um I mean, I've read your book, Sherlock home. Oh, really? Yeah. It's s u R e comma L O C K.

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Yeah. It's a home. They good luck getting into thes locks. Air. Sure, and it's ah, a lot of the reviews is that the book seems pointless, is what I'm getting right now, But that's kind of what, like not every book has to be about something. And so I'm in talks with HBO about not coming to their offices anymore. There's a lot of stuff. A lot of exciting stuff got off this book right

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now. True contract, actually with HBO and the police to tear deal right.

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Normally, they call it a restraining order, But in this case, you're really insisting that it's a contract.

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It's a three year deal, and I'm getting points on the back end on your

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driver's. You shot by an arrow You guys shot in the butt by HBO,

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both true. So I got points on my driver's license, and also HBO's shot me in the boat with a narrow and I immediately fell in love.

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Wait, guy, the head of HBO, the really attractive guy

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who gave notes on who is that guy?

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Um, Adrian Grenier?

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Yes. Just because somebody wants you to get away from them and they shoot you. You've fallen in love with so many

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hunters that you've wandered into their bow. Oh, well, when a cross hairs you know you when you walk around the forest, you never know when Cupid's arrow death hit you in the face.

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You've been shot in the face by their

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I've been shot. Yeah. Look at what You know, I've got the whole mart Steve Martin thing going on except the arrows. Really? It's not funny,

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Teoh. Yeah, you. A lot of people thought

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you had gone Teoh Spencer's gifts and got that funny trick arrow. But you were Ah, you couldn't remember any of your family members names.

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Now, a lot of that stuff happens where people like Oh, this must be a little This must be a little fake turd from Spencer's. You know, it's a real turd in my house. Uh, gum shocking me. Uh, because I buy electrocuted gum. It's not that I came to your wedding. Yeah, in a shirt that looks like a tuxedo is that I bought a bad tuxedo The Pink Floyd poster with all the girls butts. Or did you just take a picture? And that's just a picture of a bunch of pigs butts than I And then I drew on. I've never been inside a Spencer's gifts because they stole my idea. Okay. So many things. A pervert

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way back from the height.

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We're back from behind

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again, but we're sort of ramping back up,

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going very what the hike is. Sam, You had enough food for the whole 3 65 days. Did a lot of meal prep. You didn't cook anything because that's not really your job in the kitchen. But he did a lot of suit shift work,

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huh? That's right. I brought my big chef's knife, and I spent most of the trip just being pulled in the back while doing a lot of, ah, you know, cuts. Yeah. I mean, something's up with that hike, for sure. I mean, because when we came back, the same kids were still in session. It must be some type of stranger things. I mean, wormhole way

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were in

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there for a full year rift

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in the fabric of space and time.

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They were like, Oh, you guys air back early, right back early. And I'm like, What are you talking about? Look at all these Boone wad potatoes. Yeah, I must have been in there for a year. This is thousands of pounds. Are beard growth? Yeah. Yeah, but they were They were more than I honestly

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don't know what the truth is. Uh, did we walk through a wormhole, or do we not understand time? I don't.

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gonna have to do it again and figure out the truth. I'm not really sure, but there's definitely unfinished

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We're

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business we're gonna have to hit. That was So we're hitting that hike again tomorrow. This time there's no act out clients for kids because we need corroboration.

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Yes. Yeah, they will sign waivers, Obviously, because we don't want to have any legal trouble, anything. If we weren't, we're not gonna lose him where everything's fine.

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No, that's the thing is a waiver. Your free and easy. After a

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waiver, somebody signs a piece of paper. You can kill him, and they don't get, you know, get in trouble. Oh, yeah.

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I said, you know where you barely made the podcast, But we had We had been back for about a day, and it's nice. It almost felt like home coming back here. It was refreshing. Um uh, I don't know. I was just excited. Like I could maybe live here forever and not go back into civilization. I don't know.

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Wow, that's big. You like living out in the forest? What do you think it is? The solitude. Isolation? What is it? There's a There's a little bit of a

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lack of pressure. And when you're not in society, uh, you know a lot of pressure to perform. And maybe it's just that I'm reconnecting with my daughter or, uh uh, really? Right. You haven't yet. I'm hopefully Rick. Acting soon, maybe with my daughter Laura.

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She keep seeing you around camp in dodging you. She's running off.

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Yeah, she's a lot faster and stealthier than I remember being, Um, And every time Laura audience your dad, she books it so fast, you speeds right out of there. So I

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haven't seen your daughter. I've heard you tell stories of your daughter being here. I've seen a lot of deer on the outside of of camp. Just sort of like nibbling

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and on Berries and stuff like that,

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huh? No. Yeah. I mean, you published to my daughter. She is on the outsides a lot. Sure, kind of. You'll see her a lot. She'll drop right in front of your car. So you got

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Are you insinuating? He thinks dear, is his daughter. Well, my

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daughter is a dear girl, dear to me. So that's what you mean thing.

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Every time you yell and wave to your daughter, I see a deer scamper off. So I don't know if she was near a deer and scared her. I just

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Maybe that's what you're seeing. I don't know my dad. I mean, she's crawling around on all fours, and, uh, she's, you know, she's about 56 feet high. Um, uh, she's give furry

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16 I on all

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fours on all fours. Yeah, but I've been five and track. I've been tracking her.

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You're saying his daughter is definitely a huge dear? Well, I mean,

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LCD. It sounds like it Elk to me.

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I don't know. Maybe I mean, her warns growing, but I've been tracking her through her scat. And, um, I'm

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tracking your daughter

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through a scab. Yeah, you know, because she's scattered around the

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time. I think your daughter is a dear. I think you're You're confused. I think you are tracking a deer. If you came to this camping, your daughter was here. But this is a camp that just exists in a dear preserve. So I think I think you're confused.

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That would be bad, If that's true, Kill much.

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That's okay. I'm sure she's really I'm sure she is. Dear or not. I'm

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sure she will see then. That's the thing, dear. Not Israel.

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Yeah. Yeah. When you know, we have been back for a day. I honestly I was really excited, cause when we got back, you guys told me we should just spend a night hanging, right? Ah, and I was really excited. And I'm you know, I made some butter, some buttered popcorn. I got some sodas and I, uh, headed out Teoh the field day field. Ah, and I just I know it's not a good time to confront you guys on the air, but these feels like traffics this going on, you guys, you told me that you would be out there and I got there nine oclock sharp and the sprinklers went off and I got soaked.

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You did? Yeah. Blunt. We're

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sorry. That was what? When was

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that? It was like

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a real Did you go to

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the field day field where we do the three legged race and ag

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been so busy lately? It slipped my mind. I'm so sorry, man. I feel

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terrible. Really? Yeah. You guys feel terrible for tricking me. Blade, this is

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not intentional. It was an excellent No, I'm so

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sorry. My name is still Howard.

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Okay. Blunt, I I just don't think we didn't. Yeah, we didn't plan this. We love hanging out with you, especially with buttered popcorn and sodas. And that

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sounds like the perfect thing. We would, of course,

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do that. Go hang out on the field with you with popcorn.

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We've just been so busy lately. I was I crashed. I think I crashed early even. Don't check

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way. Only got three invites. We didn't want to tell you this. We only got three invites invites to what? You know

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you know. You know, it's just wicket. We couldn't. We only had a few invites that we could Dio

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were not only it, only it was only Bill plus two. Where did you Where did you get the Oh, I don't

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know. Where did you go? Capacity. It was capacity. They were at capacity.

0:23:31 Unknown Speaker #1

It's all we could do. And it was honestly, you didn't even want to be where we weren't. So

0:23:37 Unknown Speaker #3

it wasn't even that good. Like I would have rather had Burger Bernard Popcorn? Yeah. You have

0:23:43 Unknown Speaker #1

birdie popcorn with you anytime

0:23:44 Unknown Speaker #2

you ask us to do birdie popcorn.

0:23:46 Unknown Speaker #5

But, Bernard, but for Richard?

0:23:49 Unknown Speaker #1

But we are I Honestly, how about this? We won't back out of this one tonight. Why don't we meet up? Okay? It's a full moon tonight. Um, I think let's meet under the stars. Was to a night picnic level boat line. Tonight is the night picnic with you.

0:24:05 Unknown Speaker #5

What do you think? Like, um, I don't on the field. Maybe,

0:24:08 Unknown Speaker #1

you know. So the field, let's say at 9 p.m.

0:24:11 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah, that sounds really nice, because I wanted to do that. Levi's.

0:24:15 Unknown Speaker #3

If it doesn't start until 10 let's say

0:24:17 Unknown Speaker #1

10. So you go to the field a term and

0:24:22 Unknown Speaker #2

spring Bernard Popcorn.

0:24:24 Unknown Speaker #1

Oh, and what I'm doing like this crazy TBT thing on instagram. So if I post anything tonight, it's from the past. Is not? Yeah. You

0:24:33 Unknown Speaker #2

saw us again from last night. I think the instagram stories were put my stories old. My stories.

0:24:42 Unknown Speaker #3

Oh, yeah. It was a repost from an old story. Yeah, repost. I feel like you guys don't like me if I'm being totally

0:24:50 Unknown Speaker #2

I was it blonde. One stop words Protecting you were healthy

0:24:58 Unknown Speaker #1

thing it can I be honest tea, But I would love

0:25:01 Unknown Speaker #3

I'm I'm still gonna be Howard.

0:25:05 Unknown Speaker #2

Your name's honest. Look beyond trying that. Such a dumb joke. So fucking stupid. Joke your shit. I don't have a fucking moment with Todd Plan. Todd. Jesus, Blood. I'm pissed

0:25:23 Unknown Speaker #1

off now. A matter good. Minus you. Some advice that was gonna make a stop ignoring you.

0:25:29 Unknown Speaker #2

Give me the way you got invited to a documentary premiere. Okay. A doctor

0:25:34 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes, brand new. They just finished it. The story just closed. Yeah, all right. And you know how much we love documentaries? How much I love documentaries. It was a story that they thought was going to be about one thing. And when they got in there, they realised the story was so much more interesting. And it changed the whole documentary change.

0:25:34 Unknown Speaker #4

from here?

0:25:57 Unknown Speaker #1

You know, that thing where those guys taped a bomb to may, uh, they made a whole documentary about it. Yeah, because I let these I let these crackheads tape a bomb because they were so charismatic and beautiful.

0:26:09 Unknown Speaker #2

Sometimes that's about half

0:26:10 Unknown Speaker #1

so smart. And so I let him tape a bomb to my fucking ass. Um, and it's all about it. Like it starts there. But where it goes, you'll be so surprised.

0:26:21 Unknown Speaker #2

It's got such a big twist. Goodbye.

0:26:24 Unknown Speaker #1

The third episode, it's all about the director. That's the cool thing is the documentary is fully the story. Doesn't matter. The director inserts himself into it, and then it really gets bad.

0:26:33 Unknown Speaker #2

Documentarians love to tell other people's stories if they

0:26:38 Unknown Speaker #1

are actually just gonna end up being about themselves. Yes, and his fingerprints are all over

0:26:43 Unknown Speaker #2

Iraqi. So, uh, why don't

0:26:46 Unknown Speaker #1

you come with us to the premier? But here's my advice to you. I'd like you to bring a little bit of yourself. It feels like you never really. When you're with us, you're trying to be oh,

0:26:55 Unknown Speaker #3

spent the last six seasons trying to be myself with you guys, and it doesn't seem to be the thing that you like. So sometimes I'm just I'm putting Honestly, I'm putting on a mask with you guys these days.

0:27:03 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, yeah, Let's Let's take off the mask. Okay, lets take it off and let's just see the rial blunt right here. Right now.

0:27:15 Unknown Speaker #3

I was really wearing a man

0:27:16 Unknown Speaker #2

gets fresco. I'm stepping wearing year old face. He's going to be new that he's gonna be good if you take off this man, please.

0:27:26 Unknown Speaker #1

That's on the real tight.

0:27:27 Unknown Speaker #2

I'll do an announcement today that we're all

0:27:30 Unknown Speaker #3

going to the documentary premiere tonight. Okay, I'll do an announcement because you are now officially the voice of the Yes,

0:27:39 Unknown Speaker #2

Brad, I think is his name. Eyes continued to get locked up in his, uh, his

0:27:45 Unknown Speaker #1

bunk on were very close to solving that case. We're on the case. Don't worry about that video,

0:27:52 Unknown Speaker #2

But I am now fully the announcer here

0:27:54 Unknown Speaker #3

at the camp on the emcee. I run all the games. I say when lunches, I say, what time? The canoe

0:28:02 Unknown Speaker #2

crew. New security after everybody trying to have a nice meal in the dining hall. Yeah, I get people route up. Yeah,

0:28:08 Unknown Speaker #1

and you've been getting a little better every time it enunciating I like I can almost understand the full message now. Yeah. Uh,

0:28:16 Unknown Speaker #2

yeah, I was sort of like screaming into a little box with just a few people, but it started to

0:28:23 Unknown Speaker #3

gain steam. I would get out in the area. I'd get up on top of a car and I started gathering campers one at a time, and I'm sort of running a resistance.

0:28:33 Unknown Speaker #2

Really? Yes. Wow. Just room. What do you resisting against Brad? Okay,

0:28:40 Unknown Speaker #1

get this kid a zip now is locked in his cabin.

0:28:44 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, we could all

0:28:45 Unknown Speaker #2

sort of hear the tone in his voice camp announcements. Here's a little overbearing. And if he knew what the people wanted Yeah, he's very much not editorializing things. His, uh, it seems like, though there is a

0:28:57 Unknown Speaker #3

lot of opposition sort of grumblings of opposition around the camp that this position is meant for a camper. It's supposed to be an opportunity for a good camper to get ah, an opportunity for deducing public speaking a sort of leadership role. And people are saying that you have sort of made this position about yourself on completely changed what it was intended.

0:29:18 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, you said you're doing a rebrand. Yeah, you put up, you

0:29:23 Unknown Speaker #5

know, pictures of you in a suit on all the sides of all the cabin doors.

0:29:27 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes, it was made by Hugo Boss. Nice suit. So Why do you have? But it's like a very regal picture. Why? Why are you trying to showcase your Hugo boss suit? Well, I just want people to trust me, you know? And it's a lot about image. And it's a lot about

0:29:43 Unknown Speaker #3

strengthened the volume of your voice. Um, and who you surround yourself with, you know, And And let's be honest, though, it's also in, in your case, about sort of silencing dissent because I have seen I've seen a few

0:29:57 Unknown Speaker #2

What silence. Well,

0:29:59 Unknown Speaker #1

well, it specifically 50 cent.

0:30:01 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. 50 cent came to camp, and he gave

0:30:06 Unknown Speaker #2

when he was just going by descent. Man. Yeah. I silence dissent. He came to the camp, and he was he was trying to sing Happy Birthday to people and his silence, Ted. Yeah. Yeah, Well,

0:30:19 Unknown Speaker #1

yeah, but you've also been a lot of the campers air saying, like, you know, we shouldn't have to work all the time. That should be fun for us also. And you're saying like, Well, we do need to get these license plates out there. Yeah, um

0:30:35 Unknown Speaker #2

and yeah. I mean, like, we got an opportunity to make license plates for the whole state who say nobody gets paid here. What do you think we dio we dio the collective We The camp gets paid? Yes. You're redistributing that royal week. You're not royalty here, Bill. I

0:30:55 Unknown Speaker #4

am the royalty. We

0:30:58 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, I I'm just glad I'm on your to you. Yeah, on. Always be on your team. You trust me?

0:31:05 Unknown Speaker #2

Thank you. What? You've seen my posters?

0:31:07 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes, we can. And we has, um, I and parentheses after we? Yeah.

0:31:13 Unknown Speaker #1

And, uh, then entity that says also Yes, you can. And then can has Canton pregnancies

0:31:19 Unknown Speaker #3

next. Right. You know, I'll sort of dig through this the darkness here and and say the positive of this all is your re redoing all the facilities for the big triathlon. I am re redoing. Yes, I am re redoing all that. I just redid them, and I'm really doing

0:31:36 Unknown Speaker #1

your, um And this time around, you're the structure is gonna be a little more sound.

0:31:42 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes, it's gonna be louder. It's gonna be is gonna make more sound,

0:31:46 Unknown Speaker #1

which is that I went to the triathlon and I was looking at people going

0:31:50 Unknown Speaker #2

huh Can hear anything and hear the footsteps. I couldn't hear the gun when it is made of speakers. It's a classic Grateful Dead Wallace. Sound

0:31:58 Unknown Speaker #3

good. Good, good on. And hopefully it, you know, attracts eyes when the triathlon comes up in a few weeks. So we can actually, you know, maybe get some donations to the camp, which will be good, cause we didn't need them. I'm sorry. We won't need donations. Okay. Uh, we don't need a super Pac. Well, if

0:32:23 Unknown Speaker #1

you if you I think that our donations a nice cause, we can all decide how the money is used instead of just you using license money however you want.

0:32:31 Unknown Speaker #2

Listen, you guys air with may. All right? You're my team.

0:32:36 Unknown Speaker #1

All right, A Look, I This is just my advice to you personally in public. I got your back. You could do the worst thing, uh, known imaginable. And I am too cowardly toe ever go against a friend. It would be awkward for two minutes so you could be a full monster. And I will keep my fucking mouth shut because I know you personally.

0:32:57 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. Gotta gotta gotta get

0:32:59 Unknown Speaker #1

I mean, my motto is he's never been to mean to me, uh, right. Eso like and I'll defend anybody. Like people talking shit about you to my face.

0:33:11 Unknown Speaker #3

Never said anything like that to me

0:33:12 Unknown Speaker #1

like that to me. Oh,

0:33:13 Unknown Speaker #3

that's the right perspective toe have. I think the way your friends treat you is how they treat everyone in any. Any accusation that goes against your image of them is a bold faced lie.

0:33:24 Unknown Speaker #5

You're shit. Has Dad. Todd is luring what is very clearly a deer.

0:33:36 Unknown Speaker #2

What is that noise? Todd. Todd, That's

0:33:40 Unknown Speaker #1

a daughter. It's a daughter. Caller e bought a little daughter calling for Game and Wildlife and daughter story.

0:33:47 Unknown Speaker #2

What is that little

0:33:48 Unknown Speaker #3

vial of liquid that you're dumping on

0:33:50 Unknown Speaker #1

yourself? It's It's a 14 year old boy you're in

0:33:56 Unknown Speaker #2

game on and and daughter store. It's

0:34:02 Unknown Speaker #1

right. It didn't say it on the name of the store. But I went and I said, Oh, this is Fish and Wildlife and game. You got daughter stuff in here to spend honey and the, uh okay. And so I bought this daughter sound maker about this year and look upon myself. Okay,

0:34:17 Unknown Speaker #2

shed its that truck in lady, get get air. You know what? Get old. Well, I'll drown you to wear.

0:34:27 Unknown Speaker #3

I think we need to make

0:34:28 Unknown Speaker #2

your weird little house with no windows. Oh, and by the way, if you if you know, while these kids have been disappearing, we'd love some information. Yeah, Scamper only from the king. Gave me a piece of wood

0:34:42 Unknown Speaker #3

is their kids are disappearing from the camp. Not kids have disappeared on the hike that didn't help, you know, disappeared on the hike. There have been kids that have disappeared from the camp since then. Get scare. My damn daughter. I doubt if I get there.

0:34:54 Unknown Speaker #2

Is that looking Jason's mom? Jason's mom won't leave

0:34:59 Unknown Speaker #1

here because we drowned her son because he wouldn't let us do what we wanted.

0:35:02 Unknown Speaker #4

But it's like you don't even

0:35:03 Unknown Speaker #2

know that we drowned yourself. Well, here s alone. Jason Alexander now is annoying. Mom. Mollie going up? Yeah, it's the mom you think it is. It's the mom from the show. Yeah, I heard that last night when one of those kids disappeared or was murdered or whatever. There's like this weird Basie riff that happens. You go strangely.

0:35:29 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. People reported that they started hearing it right before the incident.

0:35:34 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah, and it was oddly funny and relatable. Others reporters showed up and they were trying to ask

0:35:40 Unknown Speaker #1

us, What's the deal with this whole thing? You know, they're trying

0:35:42 Unknown Speaker #2

to say, What is the deal with the hike?

0:35:44 Unknown Speaker #3

Did you have any information? Do you not Because, you know that's it. Yeah,

0:35:49 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, yeah, there's been different. And Todd, you have to look into this. But the forensics

0:35:52 Unknown Speaker #3

have been finding different, you know, sort of minutia.

0:35:56 Unknown Speaker #2

Storyline. We've been having a

0:35:58 Unknown Speaker #1

lot of relatable story lines are on the camp right next to the murders,

0:36:02 Unknown Speaker #2

relatable in the nineties. The right not currently relatable. Yeah.

0:36:05 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, there's nothing about, like, modern social media. Honestly, a lot of it is a little bit out of touch. It's like it's trying to be relatable, but it's been a billionaire for a while. You know what everyone's life is actually like,

0:36:20 Unknown Speaker #3

right? Right. But it is sure of it. Say

0:36:22 Unknown Speaker #2

it certainly has strong opinions would never be

0:36:26 Unknown Speaker #1

vomits, forcing younger versions of itself to agree with awkwardly

0:36:29 Unknown Speaker #2

and again. This is the evidence we found. This is

0:36:31 Unknown Speaker #3

the evidence. Eyes isn't a person in cars.

0:36:35 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes, cars. What we were doing

0:36:38 Unknown Speaker #4

Where is that? All the

0:36:39 Unknown Speaker #3

evidence has been in cars, Uh, outside of a coffee shop. Yeah, it's interesting.

0:36:43 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, I'm interested. I don't think we break

0:36:46 Unknown Speaker #6

attention, campers. Remember to pee on all campfires before you go inside every night. P is the only thing that puts them out. Attention. Samper's dessert will be canceled this week due to a lack of enthusiasm. If we don't hear big yum yum is and see big lips Max and tummy rubs. All

0:37:15 Unknown Speaker #3

right, well, uh, we got you back in here, Todd. That was, uh,

0:37:18 Unknown Speaker #1

yeah, my daughter is fast.

0:37:20 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. Again, your daughter is a dear. I'll say it again. Say it is directly your

0:37:25 Unknown Speaker #1

daughter. And we saw Remember the stakes here, have my daughter's a dear. I'm gonna kill my

0:37:29 Unknown Speaker #2

weight. The steak is here. I

0:37:30 Unknown Speaker #1

know the stakes. Like

0:37:31 Unknown Speaker #2

I have to go. Okay. How long is it gonna take? Stakeholders Liver? Those state. I don't know. I mean, we are kind of rural,

0:37:38 Unknown Speaker #3

so I guess it's

0:37:39 Unknown Speaker #1

what I told him. I wanted my pretty well done. I said I want I want it bleeding, but I want it well done. The order.

0:37:48 Unknown Speaker #3

Well, you know, uh, way we're not gonna break from tradition just cause we're a campus this season. Sorry, haters. Yes. Sorry, haters, I know you were hoping we would just do the podcast with just the four of us every single week, but no, no, no. We're going to bring guests on on, and today is no different. We've got one of our campers here, Simon. So, Simon, how are you?

0:38:09 Unknown Speaker #4

Hello, counselors. Now, I just want to let you guys know that even though I came in in the third session, I'm still just about is aware is every other camp for about what went down this summer?

0:38:22 Unknown Speaker #2

Simon coming in high sharing. Hey is not left behind.

0:38:30 Unknown Speaker #4

I know some kids came at the beginning of June, but I'm 1/3 session camper.

0:38:34 Unknown Speaker #3

Money's tight, your go ahead.

0:38:39 Unknown Speaker #1

It's just I've noticed a lot of groups. When they're hanging out, you're always a few steps behind them.

0:38:45 Unknown Speaker #4

I pretty much know everything that's going on. Still,

0:38:48 Unknown Speaker #2

you are obviously not in the know when that fight broke

0:38:51 Unknown Speaker #3

out in the lunchroom about what it was

0:38:53 Unknown Speaker #2

about. But you were like, I side with Tiffany. But then you were like, No, never mind. I side with Rebecca and everybody had left the dining hall.

0:39:01 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. What was it about your hard to choose sides when you got that? You did. You guys in there? Yeah. Yeah, those air girl. See, you have two guys in there. You're no absolutely stuns from do when it all went down. Every single person at the camp knows that. You can't do that. Do what? Simon? Well, the guys know that well, when it very much boils down to it, there were girls. Don't try home.

0:39:37 Unknown Speaker #2

It feels like you're trying to fit in really bad, even though everybody's sort of story starting without you.

0:39:42 Unknown Speaker #4

And also, they haven't been home in months. Yeah, and that's where the seat of it all began. You can your home attitude to camp. Every person knows that. Anyway, I actually have to probably meet up with 12 people soon we do off saying at this time, but normally everywhere

0:40:01 Unknown Speaker #1

you trained on you

0:40:01 Unknown Speaker #2

write stuff down. Simon.

0:40:04 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. I have a front back pack and a backpack back. Keep everything I need on me because you never know what's gonna happen at

0:40:13 Unknown Speaker #2

absolutely this camp. So you came here to announce that you get everything and then leave immediately.

0:40:19 Unknown Speaker #4

Doesn't really matter that I missed the first couple months. A camp in on every single joke it is

0:40:26 Unknown Speaker #1

Look confused, Simon, because you came clearly ready for basketball camp, which is not.

0:40:31 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, well, you want you're gonna have basketball just in case a game. Break that and

0:40:37 Unknown Speaker #2

not a bag of basketball.

0:40:40 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, sometimes bubbles will have pretty much different consistencies. And you want one that can dribble all around and you want one that can pass. And at the end of the day, you want one

0:40:51 Unknown Speaker #2

that's flat. Just so much equipment to camp trying to immediately catch up. And it was all wrong.

0:40:59 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, we'll go along, go along. That's basically what I said when I got off the bus and their parents. Yeah, yeah, I said, Well, just my dad dropped me off. Which

0:41:10 Unknown Speaker #3

hit a bus?

0:41:13 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. Yeah, just dropped me off in the bus. Here's here's the weird thing I was driving. That was weird. You. I was

0:41:22 Unknown Speaker #2

at the back of the bus smoking a cig, and you were up there and you're like, what, 12 years old, Driving big class, like half license

0:41:29 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, it's part of the reason I'm late to camp this summer. I actually had to pull in a little bit of a paycheck, and that's okay. You were in

0:41:38 Unknown Speaker #2

a best buy uniform when you got off the bus.

0:41:41 Unknown Speaker #4

Best by bus driver. I basically drive from Best Buy the Best

0:41:45 Unknown Speaker #2

Buy eyes. This a new part of the job because you have a giant bus instead of a little bug. Why would no one person is at one best buy and they need to get to another best buy?

0:41:54 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, yeah, if you'll have what's in stock with one Best Buy you gotta take okay, employees to the other best binding drum Mac with your equipment. You don't even

0:42:04 Unknown Speaker #2

take the customer to the other Best Buy to get it. You take it. You taken employees over and then back,

0:42:10 Unknown Speaker #4

noting Don customers gonna say the original less by hopefully. But I believe before you come back with in stock equipment, and that's where the third session camper comes in. It's a plan along Frommer assignment.

0:42:27 Unknown Speaker #3

You're you're talking a lot about, you know, being plugged in and being like sort of friend, having friends and knowing what's going on around camp. Is there somebody at camp who you would consider may be your best friend? I think campus a place where you find that person? Yeah. Chuckle from Simon as if he has the answer.

0:42:44 Unknown Speaker #4

Thanks for asking that, Counselor. Um uh, Yashin

0:42:52 Unknown Speaker #2

seeming to trip you up a little bit. Is his name is

0:42:55 Unknown Speaker #3

blunt. No, my name is that his name is Blunt Howard.

0:42:58 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, actually, every single person here, it's too hard to keep control of them all. Well, let's let's tell you, the people who are on the outs, that will be a shorter list.

0:43:09 Unknown Speaker #3

That's not the question

0:43:11 Unknown Speaker #4

everybody knows about, um that

0:43:15 Unknown Speaker #2

a lot of the people

0:43:16 Unknown Speaker #3

in the play right or you're on the outs with because you waltzed into the play as if you had been in it the whole time and did a monologue, and it did not match up with the play they were doing.

0:43:26 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, well, the thing is, I wasn't there for auditions. So you got a kind of got to come in knowing the parts so pay you every look back there, Bright gun you down, you fools. Pretty

0:43:40 Unknown Speaker #3

tough theme. Your walk on

0:43:42 Unknown Speaker #4

joking. Check my journals at home, You fools. Is this is this from the play, or is this really look over here? I'm

0:43:50 Unknown Speaker #2

stocked full of bombs from the player. Is this really? That's a pretty scary Romeo and Juliet was brought to a halt by your, um, aggressive walk on

0:44:02 Unknown Speaker #1

who is a suicidal. And luckily, I recognize this causes from a play I wrote. It is from player life. A whole idea was just terrified. The audience, you know,

0:44:15 Unknown Speaker #2

Life, player, life, lay or life. Okay, The whole premise

0:44:19 Unknown Speaker #3

of it is to try to trick the audience into believing an actor has sort of broken the fourth wall and is now confessing

0:44:25 Unknown Speaker #2

Religious. Some of your really cool immersive Were you blamed that time

0:44:30 Unknown Speaker #1

you were robbing a bank? That it was a player? Was my immersive play your life defense? Absolutely. It's absolutely. And so anybody that died in that robbery, that is that is okay, that you could smoke on stage. You could smoke on stage.

0:44:45 Unknown Speaker #4

Abraham Lincoln thing.

0:44:47 Unknown Speaker #1

Yes, which was all part of the play. That's right,

0:44:50 Unknown Speaker #4

American cousin. The end of American cousin is that someone in the balcony gets

0:44:55 Unknown Speaker #3

blown their brains out to vets

0:44:57 Unknown Speaker #4

on I get

0:44:58 Unknown Speaker #1

Some writers are very specific about the stage direction and writing an American cousin, the writer of That was one of those wires. I am, too.

0:45:05 Unknown Speaker #2

All of all of your plays in with the Oh

0:45:09 Unknown Speaker #3

my God, something just happened in downtown Manhattan, right?

0:45:13 Unknown Speaker #1

That's right. That's right. The goal became, at some point to really throw people off. Okay, you're talking about how the years 2052 people mentioned 9 11 in the play.

0:45:25 Unknown Speaker #4

People definitely call it Downtown man.

0:45:31 Unknown Speaker #2

Everything doesn't seem you know the address. Absolutely. It's downtown Manhattan. As an authentic New Yorker. I

0:45:39 Unknown Speaker #1

was there on 9 11 and was a hero as everyone remember

0:45:42 Unknown Speaker #2

and authentic New York. You mean visiting and through a woman into analysts were famously you pushed people back into the building and roasted

0:45:50 Unknown Speaker #3

firefighters as they went inside.

0:45:52 Unknown Speaker #2

But I can't say much because I

0:45:53 Unknown Speaker #3

was living with Osama bin Laden at the time. That's

0:45:55 Unknown Speaker #4

true. You toss people back up, they don't and then you get you. If you look closely

0:46:01 Unknown Speaker #2

on that film, their bodies going back up, well, I stripped

0:46:05 Unknown Speaker #1

the trampoline away from the firefighters.

0:46:09 Unknown Speaker #2

Don't worry. I got it.

0:46:10 Unknown Speaker #4

You have people back into the building.

0:46:13 Unknown Speaker #1

That's right. Eso, uh,

0:46:15 Unknown Speaker #4

also you ran through tower to and said it's not gonna happen again. Why? You don't strike twice here. While I would use the word regional,

0:46:29 Unknown Speaker #2

You did story way. And we've all said we've all said things in the past. I was busy cranking it. Osama bin Laden's compound is a porno which they found when

0:46:42 Unknown Speaker #4

you used to write. Yeah,

0:46:43 Unknown Speaker #2

I was cranking it The footage. You with me usually found all your point. Yeah,

0:46:47 Unknown Speaker #4

I love Whitney Houston. Come back from the bathtub theory down the drain. Right,

0:46:56 Unknown Speaker #3

What happened? But the rumor is that, you know, substance abuse. She went down the drain,

0:47:02 Unknown Speaker #4

which I was skinny and have to go down a drain. You gotta love

0:47:07 Unknown Speaker #2

yourself. Science. It's fine. You are British Guinea.

0:47:10 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, part of the reason I came to this summer campus because I'm trying to lose my fed at way.

0:47:16 Unknown Speaker #1

Told you that Also, Simon, it's not a fat camp. Uh, it's not a basketball camp camp for

0:47:22 Unknown Speaker #4

wearing these weights on my legs, just running suicide. Oh, throughout the park and everybody's gonna catch up soon a run straight into the lake tied direct.

0:47:34 Unknown Speaker #1

We've got to save you a few times, Which

0:47:36 Unknown Speaker #3

is unusual for us to save someone who's tired. Jumped in tow way did see that Jason Alexander's body wasn't tied to the weights, which we tied him down. So we gotta go find his fucking corner. Sort

0:47:48 Unknown Speaker #1

of bobbing up and down like a buoy. You could just see the top of the same. You insisted you knew how to do or not.

0:47:53 Unknown Speaker #2

I do. Yeah, I do. I heard Jason was seen eating at a diner. What? Early

0:48:00 Unknown Speaker #1

on it monks Diner?

0:48:01 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah, Yeah, over Westside. Oh, yeah. There are

0:48:07 Unknown Speaker #1

other people who are third session er's. You feel like you could connect with them a little

0:48:11 Unknown Speaker #4

bit. Too bad, but that's you know, I know everything already. Did you

0:48:20 Unknown Speaker #3

have, like, did you have, like, some sort of point of communication here? Who who came the first session? Who? You've been like fed information or my

0:48:27 Unknown Speaker #4

stepsisters here, stepsister.

0:48:29 Unknown Speaker #3

Uh oh. There's that thing, isn't it? Yes, a divorce.

0:48:33 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, the next step sister basically means my dad made two mistakes.

0:48:37 Unknown Speaker #2

Moehringer. Mom and divorcing her. Wow. I guess I'm sorry to hear that way. Let's break that. The first stage was Mayor, of course. Should be the fix

0:48:49 Unknown Speaker #3

of the day. If that. If the marriage itself was a mistake, then the divorce would seem like the correction.

0:48:54 Unknown Speaker #2

No. Once you're Podd committed, you got to stay

0:48:56 Unknown Speaker #1

no matter what happened.

0:48:57 Unknown Speaker #4

That's exactly right. If you make the mistake, you gotta lie in it.

0:49:03 Unknown Speaker #2

If you make

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your bed, you gotta lie in that.

0:49:05 Unknown Speaker #4

Who's made a bit?

0:49:07 Unknown Speaker #2

You certainly don't. I

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wish I was made of a bed so

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soft. I wish you were made of a bad. You want to be skinny enough to go down the drain and then you also want to be like a mattress.

0:49:18 Unknown Speaker #4

100 count. That's horrible threat.

0:49:22 Unknown Speaker #2

But that's rough. That's like burlap sack. What? Do you have a home, Simon?

0:49:28 Unknown Speaker #4

I have sheets. Let's put it this way. The rubble, All the dead skin

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off me every night. Exfoliating sheets. I say I have

0:49:36 Unknown Speaker #4

ever known a loofa before. Brain did

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go me brain dead. Damn, he doesn't. He just rested your ass. Todd. Um uh You hear from the beginning. Say the R word, Todd,

0:49:50 Unknown Speaker #1

I know We can't say that anymore. Say what? The r word? I don't say it. Okay, I've been yelled that enough. I can't say anything anymore

0:50:00 Unknown Speaker #2

to PC at these colleges. We want to go there and scream the R word. Get off our back. That's a nice thing about camp is. You know, of course, we're

0:50:09 Unknown Speaker #1

trying to be a good example for these kids were not trying to say stuff,

0:50:12 Unknown Speaker #4

but if you're out here

0:50:13 Unknown Speaker #2

in nature, you let something slip. Three falls?

0:50:16 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. Can't. Pretty much anything goes. So that's what me and the other, uh, other guys say.

0:50:21 Unknown Speaker #2

So Simon, the coolest kid it can. Yeah, you spice. Houston. Yes. So you know about him, Mom? Dinner. Why don't you think his name is Bryce used? You could just simply hear me say that. And keep that in your brain. Why don't If you are called up Europe, you're supposedly according to you friends with Bryce. What is? What's Bryce's deal?

0:50:46 Unknown Speaker #4

Well Oh, gosh. Was you, uh you want to talk about a guy that's hard to pin down? Force you sooner is. Let's see.

0:50:52 Unknown Speaker #2

He's actually very loyal, and he's a pretty easy to pin down He's always at the same place every morning, doing his meditations, right? He's one of our star kid. Yeah, he's that meditation. Lump

0:51:02 Unknown Speaker #4

meat. Miss you. Well, picture this. This is bracing in a nutshell. Okay. Brace. Brace is your assistant for no nutshell. Fernald talking about Simon. Picture this. The brains of inch elk, Houston.

0:51:20 Unknown Speaker #3

Not his mother or a particularly smart person.

0:51:29 Unknown Speaker #2

So, Angelica, using it fuck off book. Just called her stupid. She's

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done for. You know, I don't know

0:51:37 Unknown Speaker #4

the body Addy Yadi Yadi of nowadays Meg Ryan. That's racer Houston Racer,

0:51:46 Unknown Speaker #2

Houston ER to you Looks like ah, Meg Ryan now, because that's not true. Do you think he's the most popular kid at camp? Because he looks like old Meg Ryan and current Meg Ryan, who I think is the oldest one we know. Leave that up to blunt to trash Meg Ryan E 60 Now, Yes, Meg Ryan is at least 60. Sorry, but quote another good quote from blonde. Meg Ryan is at least 60. That's important to know it's important. Who

0:52:26 Unknown Speaker #3

knows? I don't know. Whatever

0:52:28 Unknown Speaker #1

assignment of blood, you can actually relate to this. We're trying to get blunt to just be himself. I think maybe you could benefit Simon.

0:52:34 Unknown Speaker #2

What? Used to just be himself, right? Yeah. What is it away Should he be? What is that thing

0:52:40 Unknown Speaker #1

that, uh, let's say someone to hang out with you. What's the thing? You like a movie you'd want to see? Uh, activity?

0:52:46 Unknown Speaker #4

Absolutely. Well, I only like pretty much the scariest nature documentaries on,

0:52:54 Unknown Speaker #2

like bees air going away for a station. Yeah,

0:52:59 Unknown Speaker #3

like sharks Link is,

0:53:01 Unknown Speaker #4

let's say, you know, march of the penguins, right?

0:53:04 Unknown Speaker #3

I sure do. You love it.

0:53:05 Unknown Speaker #4

That's a modern day night. Merge me.

0:53:08 Unknown Speaker #1

That's a scary movie. Was that

0:53:11 Unknown Speaker #4

well, because all of a sudden we're seeing all these guys all over penguins. I guess I never saw the full thing

0:53:21 Unknown Speaker #1

too scared

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or any of it.

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What are you talking about?

0:53:24 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, yeah,

0:53:27 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah. I just don't think I would ever

0:53:29 Unknown Speaker #1

describe much of the piglets on all of a sudden. You've got these guys.

0:53:34 Unknown Speaker #2

In fact, there is literally zero human beings in that movie. If you're hearing a guy's voice. Yes. What about the documentary? I

0:53:41 Unknown Speaker #3

brought up the bees. They're going away. Seen

0:53:44 Unknown Speaker #4

that? Yeah, I have. Because that's voiced by Chloe Grace Moritz

0:53:51 Unknown Speaker #2

as kick ass. She's doing the character, not the character

0:53:56 Unknown Speaker #3

she played in Kick Ass Movie. She's doing kick ass

0:54:00 Unknown Speaker #2

from a kick ass movie. Yeah, she's doing an impression of that guy place. Kick out there, Doc,

0:54:06 Unknown Speaker #4

and it's scary. Is Aziz everything? Because?

0:54:09 Unknown Speaker #2

And she's She's talking about how you don't see as

0:54:13 Unknown Speaker #3

many bees used as much from the alphabet. The booth letter B is going away and she's worried about

0:54:20 Unknown Speaker #2

sort of a p s. A. What do you think? Blood. Is this a documentary by a stupid woman or what?

0:54:29 Unknown Speaker #3

Well, she didn't directed. She's just voicing it.

0:54:33 Unknown Speaker #4

She couldn't have directed it. 9 11 thing a woman can tell these were to fly. Thing is

0:54:45 Unknown Speaker #2

exactly all know that only men can Sterritt bees and tell them where to fly. That is a man Stand

0:54:53 Unknown Speaker #3

again. We're talking about bees. The letter in the alphabet, Right Then they were talking about beings. Actually, he's just right.

0:54:59 Unknown Speaker #4

Be smells a woman. Fear I didn't say it exactly what's right about this camp?

0:55:09 Unknown Speaker #1

Simon, Are you on any like the social media, right? Yeah, I know. It's like I can't imagine for kids. It's so hard to like

0:55:17 Unknown Speaker #4

Mariah.

0:55:19 Unknown Speaker #1

You're on the, um, hard to get in dating after or arty making celebrities

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way. We need someone to recommend you

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was your recommend. Er

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my recommend. Er waas. Actually,

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there's a little bit he wasn't it.

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There, that is.

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God could get low. Dickie's email

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My recommended was little

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Pete famously little p fame and and remind A little Pete is obviously

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younger brother from beating

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PT Danny Dember. Elio

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I think now I have more

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money than his story. Of course, A little bit said he dropped his real name and is just now going by little

0:56:04 Unknown Speaker #1

really gleamed into that persona in that reality actually got the superiority. It has to be on a dating app. He hasn't found somebody.

0:56:13 Unknown Speaker #2

So you wound You went

0:56:15 Unknown Speaker #3

on a date with Dakota Johnson, the other Davey awry. A Is that true? How neck

0:56:21 Unknown Speaker #4

I make the Koran ryr and well, it would Sorry. Absolutely a beautiful April 10 right? Yeah, picture of my best.

0:56:34 Unknown Speaker #2

Is your dad smoking a cig in the back?

0:56:36 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, of course. My dad there, ding dong And then I had hers in a middle

0:56:42 Unknown Speaker #2

seat. Okay, Good good. Like shit already.

0:56:47 Unknown Speaker #4

You have to basically spread out the weight on a bus. You know,

0:56:50 Unknown Speaker #2

about way love hearing that. If the wait, stop perfectly. Distributor the

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but with us will

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immediately tip over immediately. As soon as you put it. Yes,

0:57:01 Unknown Speaker #1

she's the milieu in the front. You're dead. Smoking signal backing down. Where did you take her? Joyner. And

0:57:10 Unknown Speaker #4

here's the problem.

0:57:11 Unknown Speaker #2

Uphill. You win. You went to the top of some hill, their mouth

0:57:18 Unknown Speaker #4

in the well of a nice store. That's a good That's a good

0:57:22 Unknown Speaker #2

date. They're taking someone. A pill that z good. That was picked of the date. We're gonna go up a hill

0:57:27 Unknown Speaker #3

in an ice storm.

0:57:30 Unknown Speaker #4

I needed to weed out to make sure she wasn't a bit. Okay,

0:57:36 Unknown Speaker #2

Simon, that's I don't understand how you next in

0:57:39 Unknown Speaker #1

your favor. You throw a very awful date at her. And if she speaks up, you think ceviche

0:57:46 Unknown Speaker #4

fedramp shit. You wanna think neuter with

0:57:50 Unknown Speaker #2

second? You like time? You're like a pickup artist, Simon. Your fact,

0:57:58 Unknown Speaker #1

Simon, honestly, I might have agreed with you a little while ago, but I'm reconnecting with my daughter now. And so now that I could relate to having a woman in my life. I don't like hearing women talked about in that way

0:58:10 Unknown Speaker #4

anymore. A what are the stats? The far side?

0:58:15 Unknown Speaker #1

She's about six feet tall. Four hoofs. Um, cute little tail brand. For what? I

0:58:24 Unknown Speaker #3

honestly don't know how this happened. How? He thinks his daughter is a big ask

0:58:30 Unknown Speaker #2

dear. I don't know how it happened. I think it's clear that he's pining to see a daughter. And there isn't one around. So he's putting it all on

0:58:38 Unknown Speaker #3

a deer. Okay. You're right. It's clear.

0:58:40 Unknown Speaker #1

Anyway, uh, she hasn't gone through puberty yet, and I wouldn't tell you her bra size. Okay. I think that she is so much more than that. That's not how it she's defined. You

0:58:48 Unknown Speaker #2

would. You have been through puberty.

0:58:50 Unknown Speaker #1

She had tell you in a second.

0:58:57 Unknown Speaker #2

How are you enjoying camp so far? I mean, you have been here for two weeks of your one month. You're two months late. You're halfway through. Are you excited to have two more weeks to try to make a relationship

0:59:09 Unknown Speaker #4

excuse? May make relationship. I read this camp in the palm of my hand. I had a start of a music. Is that well, don't you know last time when you actually

0:59:22 Unknown Speaker #3

do have a nice voice?

0:59:25 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, why can't I said, Here's a big anything intelligible with the halfway 0.14 8 stamp, 14 days to go. Can Simon conquer anymore at this camp? I don't think so. No soon has been left unturned.

0:59:44 Unknown Speaker #1

Know what you're leaving out? Is that you could have been ostracised because you tried to jump onto the big blow up thing in the lake. The bloc's people at the Blob.

0:59:54 Unknown Speaker #4

Mr Singer?

0:59:56 Unknown Speaker #1

Yes. You drugged out in screen, Mr Sick.

1:00:03 Unknown Speaker #2

That's not what the blobs for saving ever think A big loop, A big heads D you've been Mr Sting Goring online for the Blob is long so excited about it.

1:00:20 Unknown Speaker #4

Have you ever been in a situation where you maybe didn't feel comfortable enough to go?

1:00:26 Unknown Speaker #3

You felt comfortable enough to jump off of a high doc

1:00:30 Unknown Speaker #2

whole camp, watching

1:00:31 Unknown Speaker #3

whole camp watching and at a time, your diarrhea with hitting the block,

1:00:35 Unknown Speaker #4

You show up, you take every single food challenge. No one will tell you where the hanging out houses you can't go in. There is

1:00:46 Unknown Speaker #2

not an outhouse. Remember that all the campers were not letting us tell you where the adults was like No, no, don't tell him. Don't tell him you're not

1:00:54 Unknown Speaker #1

taking every single food showed you're walking out. Say, who dares me to drink this gallon of orange juice and see all these beings

1:01:03 Unknown Speaker #4

any there, even if no one's saying even

1:01:07 Unknown Speaker #2

in the room, you have to come outside with a can of beans. And yeah, she's typically only been asked truths, But you always eat beans and drink arches. You're playing truth or dare in your bucket because you will be. And it is true. I

1:01:20 Unknown Speaker #3

only drink orange juice and eat beans.

1:01:23 Unknown Speaker #4

You keep Mr Sting coring every way. Yeah, I can't help but at this point, well, did you ever know that basically, between day one and 12 again in £20 take it? Only think treating every, are you think on the blob Now the lakes off limits. I didn't know it was it.

1:01:57 Unknown Speaker #2

It was unbelievable because you were on the portion of the blob where you wait to be shot up and jumped on it. And you went Mr Sticker. And as you went up, your body swiveled around spraying diarrhea like a sprinkler.

1:02:14 Unknown Speaker #4

Give me.

1:02:17 Unknown Speaker #2

Looks like one of those people on one of those jetpacks that we're Yeah, yeah. The news showed up thinking there was a jetpack. The whole news caught it all on channel three. Yeah.

1:02:28 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. So I guess since then I've basically been the king of camp.

1:02:33 Unknown Speaker #2

Everybody has been definitely, like saying, Hey, there she isn't giving you a white birth. Yeah.

1:02:38 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. Well, yeah. And I wish someone had told me where the

1:02:44 Unknown Speaker #2

out house was. One

1:02:47 Unknown Speaker #3

indoor plumbing. Yeah. There's inter Point everywhere, and there's also you get a welcome packet. We gave you a welcome packet. The

1:02:53 Unknown Speaker #4

day shift tradition there.

1:02:56 Unknown Speaker #2

That's not what It's package that has toilet paper, directions to the bathroom, the whole thing.

1:03:03 Unknown Speaker #4

Okay, we'll call. Re embarrassed. Just

1:03:08 Unknown Speaker #1

use it in. The lake is off limits now.

1:03:12 Unknown Speaker #4

Lake is a

1:03:13 Unknown Speaker #2

biohazard, so I mean, I guess to be fair, you did lose £20 I heard you when you Mr Sinkers Leah Michelle

1:03:22 Unknown Speaker #3

was nearby, and she couldn't handle that first date. That was part of the first day.

1:03:26 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah, I add Leo, Michelle come to camp to go on the first date, but I thought I was was doing myself a favor by showing her that I could jump I. But I guess I Mr Sting. So you definitely did the legs off limits. Cleanup crew down there. There's actually dying ducks and stuff trying to like radio oils were sleeping with Don. Yeah, yeah, get the shit out. That is mean what they do to that woman. Dawn. She's working hard, though. Tell you,

1:04:05 Unknown Speaker #1

would you go on these dates with women on Ryan? Are you telling them you're a 10 year old boy? Are you? Is your profile honest?

1:04:13 Unknown Speaker #4

My profile is from the neck down

1:04:17 Unknown Speaker #2

like that would be pretty obvious. Description of Like what? Who you are what you know.

1:04:24 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, yeah, it's a description who I am, but it's, um I have faith in God Capital. He will find me capital.

1:04:33 Unknown Speaker #2

You good, Good. Hey, will

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find me You

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and the sentences Song is Steal My Sunshine, Beilin. Then it's just five photos of me neck

1:04:44 Unknown Speaker #2

down different poses, the same number

1:04:48 Unknown Speaker #1

show in T shirt, no pants, And do you chat pretty well on it? Like when you get into a little

1:04:55 Unknown Speaker #2

hysterical what's like a difficult thing. You know, somebody's is like, Hey, I'm Hey, we matched. Are you 10? Like, are you a young boy? Can't tell from the pics. Looking at your body. Looks like your 10. That true?

1:05:15 Unknown Speaker #4

Um, And if you're attend, maybe you could meet up with this. Finest people like this. Sometimes I'll just go really low status like, Oh, I don't know. I even worth going on gay with.

1:05:34 Unknown Speaker #2

That doesn't sound funny. That's habit. If that's how you got to go to Johnson. I mean, I guess something's working.

1:05:40 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, please. You don't want to go on a date with me. I suck.

1:05:47 Unknown Speaker #2

And they say, How do you know a little Pete Extra? You know the TV

1:05:59 Unknown Speaker #4

show You work at X Truth Yet with Mario Lopez? Yes. I'm the chair on the episodes that take place outside of the mall.

1:06:13 Unknown Speaker #2

You should get the grove. It's your side.

1:06:19 Unknown Speaker #1

I've also imagine this. There's not to best buy's anywhere near there. So you're really commuting for your jobs, right?

1:06:26 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. Well, X rays. Just three to

1:06:28 Unknown Speaker #3

five covers every day. Just 3 to 5 every day. Convenient time. Do

1:06:35 Unknown Speaker #1

you have any Flippy Mario Lopez stories.

1:06:37 Unknown Speaker #4

That sweetheart, what he has

1:06:41 Unknown Speaker #2

learned about your show. I mean, he's during the show. He's sitting on your back ahead. I'm not sure. Oh, yeah? Okay. You guys sort of exchanging

1:06:49 Unknown Speaker #4

stories. What's your relationship? He's absolutely dream. He's really fun. Actual. Real easy. I

1:06:57 Unknown Speaker #2

got to go along with you at media trading. Yeah, Seems like here. Do you? Have you were you said like Kim Kardashians or something? He's so lovely. Yeah, he's a really good guy.

1:07:10 Unknown Speaker #4

Um, yeah. Mario is just one

1:07:13 Unknown Speaker #2

of fan I was watching last week, and I was I was wanting to watch

1:07:18 Unknown Speaker #3

extra because I wanted to catch up on gossip that I couldn't ever be important to me. Plumb. And And it said Extra will not air today. The craziest thing happened that's ever happened. And it said that verbatim when I was like, That's really weird. There's no specifics. Did

1:07:37 Unknown Speaker #2

you? Did you, Mr Steele? Smart. Mario Lopez?

1:07:42 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah, bite bad news the way with normal news even worth Oh, no.

1:07:55 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, first, always before I came to third session camp obviously has been here every day doing of reactivity, But the last day I was on extra. I was doing upside down. Sharon stinkers into him and he flew into the air.

1:08:09 Unknown Speaker #2

It's sneakers. Is Mr Stinkers into his? But And he flew into the air. Whoa! Wow! He's

1:08:17 Unknown Speaker #4

so great. And he's just been absolutes. We heard from minute one about the

1:08:21 Unknown Speaker #2

whole situation Sits on you. That's not sweet. You dance teacher circumstance

1:08:30 Unknown Speaker #1

of this episode was your head was on the floor.

1:08:32 Unknown Speaker #4

It

1:08:33 Unknown Speaker #2

s so great. He's such a good dad.

1:08:36 Unknown Speaker #1

I didn't know you had kids.

1:08:37 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, with a woman he impregnated

1:08:40 Unknown Speaker #3

before married. Okay, that was the first little bit of beef their way. I guess that's where it comes from Capital.

1:08:47 Unknown Speaker #1

But, Simon, if I could give you advice going in the last few weeks, I think that it's Ah, try to make one friend just through being yourself. Um uh,

1:09:00 Unknown Speaker #2

you should be a I don't understand.

1:09:02 Unknown Speaker #4

I'm sorry. I'm not following someone's always Simon.

1:09:09 Unknown Speaker #1

You know what? Actually, maybe I could introduce you to my daughter. It seems like she's never want to go to the dance with yet. Uh,

1:09:15 Unknown Speaker #4

well, she's gonna need to get in line.

1:09:18 Unknown Speaker #1

Oh, you got a lot of your little together dancing.

1:09:20 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, I put out my riot feelers and a lot of people were

1:09:23 Unknown Speaker #3

commute down here just to get a slow dance with old Simone.

1:09:27 Unknown Speaker #5

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I

1:09:30 Unknown Speaker #1

know that. Jason Alexander. Wait

1:09:40 Unknown Speaker #3

a minute. That's what I've been hearing that scape.

1:09:43 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, don't worry. My crime scene investigators are on the case. I'm gonna go check out if there was another murder

1:09:48 Unknown Speaker #3

there. Well, you know, Simon, it was great to have you on the show to get a little insight into what's going on with my But it's embarrassing. Jesus. Take it easy, Blood. I say that to everybody. Ryan e. I don't need it. I don't need or want it, you know, actually want it. I want it. What do you influence on your instagram?

1:10:13 Unknown Speaker #2

I'm a visual artist. Good. Good. I know what that means. I know that means

1:10:20 Unknown Speaker #4

yeah. I use wires and white Teoh. Great pictures of the very origin Matty. They go for around 10 mil. Wow. Specific thes I sell them to

1:10:36 Unknown Speaker #3

in the Russian

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slipping in India.

1:10:39 Unknown Speaker #3

Good. That's I mean Hey, we can't fault you for being an entrepreneur. Simon

1:10:48 Unknown Speaker #1

was co sculptures of the Virgin Mary to Russians at India for ₹10 million.

1:10:54 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah, you wouldn't be left. And if you saw those zeros in my bank, it's not a matter of shacks. What? I don't know. I'm not sure. Seven. You're a real motherfucker. I

1:11:08 Unknown Speaker #3

I think you know, I think it's about time for us to get out of here. Simon, we really appreciate you coming on the show and giving us a little insight into the

1:11:16 Unknown Speaker #4

mind If I sleep in the studio

1:11:17 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes, way. Because if it looks like you're very full and you're about to Mistress, I've seen that look before it happened on the Blob. You need to get your ass out. We're not falling for it.

1:11:31 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, no,

1:11:32 Unknown Speaker #2

no, We Oh, God! Ah! Flippy Simon, Stay Flippy a