Dustin Forprints with Sailing Instructor Paul Morrison (Eugene Cordero)

Hey, breakfast was really good this morning, Sam. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. I'm glad you like it. You do? Ah, Notice what I put in there. What? I mean, there was, you know, typical. It felt like typical breakfast is very good. I mean, it was It had, like, baking next. Looked like making Nick's crispy nice, crispy bacon, scrambled eggs, have everything. Looked like

Well, and taste like bacon. I

taste I've tasted making this tasted a lot like there's all sorts of taste to bake a wood Smoke your pepper

Really in animals, but, uh, well, you

were close with, but But it's actually a little bit of pork shoulder. Oh, wow. Replace pork with Sam. So

some of your shoulder was in the bacon. That's right. That is shoulder. But that was applewood smoked shoulder Sam shoulder. But

I wish I had Apple would know. That's just taken. It's just shoulder bacon. It's You liked it. You were fooled. So we eight years shoulder my left, my left shoulder.

Wow. You look, um, withered and, um, kind of Juan. Your little pale

okay, was it was billed as sambal old eggs. Yeah,

which we should have thought when we read that we should have said, huh? That doesn't say scrambled. It says sampled. We know that Sam has been putting his self into his meal

because he was serving Finger Fingerling. But data freed today does

that It was a typo because I had the Grand Sam breakfast. I thought it was just missing the l from slam, but

has a lot this morning. I'll say you

were hungry.

Hungry guy, I honestly when? And I should I'd also ordered the breakfast sandwich.

Yeah, I thought you were just bad at spelling. Now,

what do you think we'll meet sliced only enough for you. I

mean, you have to ensure that by looking in the eyes and said I didn't like it, I'd be lying. Yes, because when I ate it earlier, I said I was not off put by it, I enjoyed it. And the fact that I know it was you Now I You know what? I'll go ahead on. I'll say, on the record, Sam tastes good. And now I understand why you guys ate my

body. I'll blot on the record. Yes. Yeah. Thank you for saying that.

Jesus, We were What? What did you you? Just three hours I was your church. He hasn't been a church in a while. I am. It's I never went to church. You guys, You didn't get a Wednesday service either? No, I didn't go toe Wednesday service. I've never been toe. What is the cataclysm? I don't even know what. That issue didn't pray last night. Of course not this late. How many sums on something is on my mind and you guys know you should know by now.

So it is. The paper tells me

it's not the paper towels. Think

you're lying about how much you liked in the sandwich? No, that's feet. Meat, by the way, Feet Me, guys, if you'd be. We've been reporting, Uh, we've been recording, so I think

it's funny now. It's so stupid. You're so blunt. You're an idiot now, damn it! You know, it's basically what now is that wet blanket I forget if we change

my nanny deal, Howard, But most everyone around camp has started calling me blunt.

We just call you

cigarette if we could call

you fuckin cigarette, but there's no reason to call me.

Oh, drop the first part of that.

OK, well, that's really cute. Cigarette blunt. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Call me cigarette blunt. I don't care. Okay. No, you plant is so cute. It's not cute how fucking stupid you are, Europe blunt. Okay, Well, you know what, guys? Why don't we just get into the show today? And you guys can continue to berate me for the rest of your goddamn lives? Everybody welcome

toe my awards name in vain.

Welcome to the Teacher's Lounge. The first, best and only podcast pretending to issues relevant to the quiet community Used to be anyway. But of course, we have taken up residence at our childhood camp camp. I don't want to be here. I am, Of course, Howard Levis blind the three most important member of the group Because I control control the record button and every patrol the I control. I have the keys to the kingdom. Mother

control the record. But here and now, next week I'm Rick. I'm controlling this record. Thanks

so long ago,

I I'm pretty sure at one point in the past, that was what happened.

Okay, well, this time I'm doing it, and it's really wait for

you to fail timely. I can, you know, adult

title from Blunt. Next week, I officially claim that I will be the most important member of the group next week.

You want a simple this year and I'm healthy, and I'm ready

to attack you with all of my night. That's a healthy thing to say. Yeah. Ready to attack? Blunt?

Uh, well, im sahd Podd Tadre. Um, head of the forensics team. Hot on the case of the I wanna be here. Murderer. Yeah, I

think he had gone this week.

Another kid gone this week.

And did you find any clues around the

another contaminated crime scene? Unfortunately, documentary crew showed up this week. The doctor stopping

all over the place. You went right

into the scene and took a shower, right?

Yeah, which was tough because the scene was nowhere near a shower. So little one of those camp shower, brother. Right in the middle of the book. I washed off a lot of blood

from you and the scene

There were There were Yeah, I was covered in blood. Also related, but yes, that happening, there was some stuff around the scene. There was somebody what was going on at the crime scene. Let's see. There was

obviously a wound on the neck from some type of Ah, sharp object.

There's a ruined on the There's also

a a puffy shirt.

Yeah, it was a publisher behind, uh, chocolate babka about you have the scenes are getting more. There's more and more different things on the scene. A bright light from a Kenny Rogers chicken.

There's an empty cup of soup and had a note in there that said there was never any soup in here because there's no soup for me, huh? Wow.

On. Then there was on that on that soup was also a swastikas of some sort of soup. Nazi was doing

what I see, and I heard the crime scene got called over to the couch. Yeah.

Yeah. It's first time to a guy called over its first. It's career. Wow. But so I have my forensics team hot on the case. They've even though different people contaminated the scene in different ways. They're dusting for prints. They're testing the blood. How is destined? Uh, I was dusted, destined for friends. Dustin's good. He's the crime scene photographer. And so we brought in dusting for prints to take crime scene photographer princes. What his name is. Yeah, uh, and he's been doing a great job. Honestly, somebody, It doesn't matter who has been ruining the dark room. Coming in. A lot of, uh,

I heard that you can't

wait to see the pictures. So you bust in early?

Yeah. Flash the lights on in, up to speed up the process to really drink flashlight flash off the lights. And I just got to see this photo. But that's really Todd Tadre. Busy

at five in the is easy. Easy. Yeah, Sam. Weatherman line

cook. And that's it May be simple line kick. I built Cravy. Um I am the camp a mouthpiece on I'm gaining steam. My campaign for little taking The lighthouse is definitely gaining steam. I talk shit about China for 1/2 hour the other night up behind the lectern, and I am really starting to gain. Some fans

know what are your

opinions on China? Too big. Uh, wow.

That's right. At the front of the main opinion is the size of trying

to get a status to big

everybody raise their hand. A lot of people are like in What context?

Yeah. A lot of people raise their

hands, had more, had more questions. You started to immediately count them a supporters, but it was mostly clarification they wanted. Now, if you're inquisitive, you are fan. You are definitely a fan. But

yeah, I'm getting a lot of

backing from special interest groups.

Uh, and so there, there special interests or what, exactly?

Well, there's a lot of people who ah who want on new cabins, huh? Yeah,

Yeah, I noticed you got some put. Your pockets were being lined by Big Moyle. Big oil, big cannon, big oil industry. All of the other rabbis that dio circumcisions.

Yes, Boyle is lining my pockets, and I I I have been lining up my supporters and making me making them. Show me my dick there, Dick making me itch.

Show him I have to bring a mirror

and show you your hunting.

Well, yeah, That was a little mistake. I didn't

understand what Big Boil wanted, but now I am getting out there and spreading the word on Circumcision is never too late to get circumcised. Never too late. Adult circumcision. Let's

do the breasts. Old ass breasts old asked breast with them. Oil that's there, That's their chant when you'll see them out and events and they'll have their Oh, that's breast with foil. Oh, that's bristling, which is straight. A big boil is his lab, and may you're also being backed

by Big Boil. Mrs. Susan Boyle's

family. A lot of people don't know this, but Susan Boyle's family became very, very wealthy, like the Rockefellers, and they can make the boil.

Sisters actually are similar to the Cook brothers on the big boil. Big oil is really lining my pockets because they are, um uh, they want toe. Basically, they're ugly singers,

and that, and you're also sponsored by Big Soiled Big Soiled is one of my biggest backers. They are, of course, big men with dirty diapers, which is a huge growing contingent in this baby boomer society Breaking up. Can we talk about what happened last week on the feed?

Oh, this was infuriating.

Speaking of balls and

creatures, Lounge hijacked our feet and they got some

fucking pervert on there. Who's in fantasizing M.

Saturday, I listened to it. I think the guys just misunderstood.

Okay, he's messed. And no, I think it's a Freudian.

No, I think he's just misunderstood. I think everybody who heard it and thought what they thought about him or mistaken. He's just a guy who is trying to do his best in this world.

Yeah, I think he's gross, but

I do like the big soiled backing my pockets. I will go out there right now, Say that

we are sorry to fans of our podcasts that missed it last week. Unfortunately, you're fucked because we're not releasing it. Uh, it was a great was a pretty bad episode. Luckily, So you didn't miss much

out of our rare bad episode. Very rare, but it was a stinker.

Now I have a question for you that I have been a little embarrassed to ask. What? Teoh? Wow! Shave your back. Are you kidding? May would be embarrassed to ask that, uh, my friends could shave my back whatever they want. I'm putting that out there. What's if you want to shave my

way? Well, let's go back two weeks. Then what about what I asked? Well, all you said, he doesn't like it when you shave his bag. Sam said that OK,

now you're

just chefs life.

Yes, you use your chefs night and it's not a shave. It's best a dice

you trapped. I spoke Japanese back out. So

let's be fair. You've never seen a knife sharpener and that's the dullest knife anybody's ever had. Come blunt on me.

But no, I'm not not bears. Task that. Sorry, Sam, but I don't ever want you to share with 90 chopping knife. But what exactly does the lunatic in the White House do? Why is there are election for and what we're

talking about? Yeah, I want to get this clear because we all know. But we just did just now. Way simple. It's pretty simple. The little taking the lighthouses circulated, I think, historically the lunar the taking the

lighthouse is very similar to the Queen of England. It's a it's a It is a sort of figurehead for, uh, the

don't call boy George. That what you called George Figurehead and that some of you say is the Queen of England. Stop blunt. Jesus Christ, Blood. You can't boy George the queen of becoming a really liability. What? You hate Sam Smith to you online? Um Allah highlighted Boy joined British homosexuals. You want you want a drink? Drag on there. Where did Boy George enter the conversation? You kind of like the Queen of England. And you're of course referring. Elton John. Our boy charges abs mad, You homophobes. What? You know. Come on. How you confused? I'm

not confused. I mean, to say that the lunatic in the lighthouse is is ah, title in in name alone. There's no power necessarily has more of a moral authority as opposed to you. Ah, lawmaker is a person that people look to to to sort of as an example of what this the sort of culture surrounding the lighthouse should look,

you become super educated about this. You've been really studying up on the

Yeah, I have. You know, I think now is the time. A better time than ever to announce on the air. Oh, no. Does everyone you know already know

You already said that? I don't think it should

be an announcement. You know what I'm announcing today is Listen, I know what you have to amounts, and it's not. Do not Don't say I'm about to announce This is the most important announcement I've ever made. I I'm starting a grassroots campaign for Howard Levis to be the next lunatic in the lighthouse.

That's right. Whoa! What? That's right. Mail. Oh, Howard Levis, Your old name. You know, my current name. I would have I would have told me so much more. You? I have big Moyle. You are fun. And you know what? Big boy up against big moment. Because

you know what I have that you don't have, Bill. I have the support of all the little people.

Do you mean by that? You know who I mean? Children blends.

Got a big campaign. He's got the blunt Ebro czar in support of

us de Bresse. It's

a lot of angry young people are really talking about

boys. Your fucking platform.

My form is that I'm gonna take that lighthouse and I'm no longer going to live in it. That lighthouse,

the longer room. That's one of the biggest foot patch you can. Why would you want to come in? I don't need a I

don't need a fuck pad. Bill. What I'm saying is that that lunatic that lunatic in his life held

here. By the way, you sure does

Virgin. Okay, What I'm

saying is I I'm giving that lighthouse back to the people. Okay, that no longer do we need a person, a lunatic in that lighthouse telling us how to act, how to be a how to guide ships to shore.

Because you're soft on foreign policy. You're not gonna do shit. The best. Best. Shalom is not answering our thing

about my meeting with them last week.

Your meeting?

Yes. No, I had a meeting with the Campeche alone last week to discuss the triathlon. Yeah, and I was It was purely logistics. There's no collusion I promised. There's no

known accused you. Why would you say that? Because I wanted to do that, you know. Had a secret meeting. No collusion. Their use Ekotto jobs, lunatic in the White House. Jake grow. So bring his ass up.

This is not the same as that.

If you listen. If anybody's colluding, I thought it would be me. That's a big admission to And that's what I'm saying. I'm not it Would you beat me to it?

No, I'm telling you, I am not

colluding. Well, I'm gonna be tough on them, okay? I know. Newt. That whole place over there. Yeah, we're pretty close. to it just across the lake. I wouldn't nuke it also. How'd I did your

microwave? It's a your microwave microwave. Can't bet. Shalem. Okay,

what I'm saying, like you can scream, old ass bristle You want Bill, But I'll tell you this. That's not what the people want. That's what The old assholes. One. Okay, but the young people out there who are really affected by what's going on in that lighthouse, they want somebody like

how I think you might be a little out of touch. I was that around the other

day where there was a lot of young people demanding that old people get circumcised. They're

pretty into this idea.

Well, you should come to one of high speed my rallies. My rallies have been getting

pretty. I got young people when I

put him right behind me. When I do, my speech is about getting your Penis circumcised. In an older eight.

I put him right back in. I make him clap. Young asked, What are you

doing about the accusations Bill, Matt, that you are to circumcised?

Those are fake. Accusation is at Listen. I will

drop trowel at the next debate and show that I have just enough skin. And when I get hard, it doesn't roll out like a dog's dick and see a little bit of pink.

Show that at the debate

you can prove that that is not how

loud was too much for me. I don't know that I want to see it in a debate.

A say in that, but that's what they're asking. That's what the accusations are. You don't want me to talk dirty about my my nine little dog, Dick

Blood. What do you have to say about that?

What I

have to say about bills? Weird, Dick. Yeah. I'll tell

you what. We all know what a good dick looks like. Okay, Okay. And that's all I'll say about that.

All right. Well, are

you willing to drop trout the next debate? You know what it's going to be? What I westerns for the money. What? Next week? Next. Jones is gonna ask us to drop trout next

week at the debate. I will show you a picture of my Penis.

Finally, they're getting

someone who's got some balls to moderate the debate. Jones gonna ask all the good questions. Van. Light us up

I show you a picture?

You're going to show a picture your Penis instead of Anthony's Weiner this time? Yeah, that was a big issue last time he ran for election.

I will pride promise you guys right now

bring a different phone. I'll say that. Buy a new phone by Just get a burner

for this. Well, we'll see. But I

promised your you're choosing toe hurt yourself

in the future. I know you better get some debate training cause I'm coming a win. I don't need to put it right back

to you. I'm pacing around you. I'm gonna fart on you.

Who is your teacher? Who's training you? Oh, um David Carrot e from come true. Government is definitely dead. David Carradine shading may well be a master

debater. That's you got some big competition.

Oh, yeah? Well, we'll see how

you are you working with?

Do we know anyone else whose ghost Teoh fix? You

know, I I'll tell

you who I've been. I've been in talks with and all I can say is one thing, But Chappy child, he not Chinese. See

you. What? Not

I tell you right now. Choppy child to P t

he re Oh, yes.

The ghost of Michael Jackson. Yes.

If you bring the ghosts of Michael Jackson to the next debate, I swear to God, that's affair. Are you're working

with them? I don't know what

happened. Why don't you bring the ghost security?

And I mean, there's no way Jackson can hold up to careful musically

if I debate him with parenting style. Tact is with swords and sort of like karate chops and all that stuff. Because that's what he did in movies like Kill Bill. He was somebody. Gil Bill, right? Yeah, he was Pussy. Come on. You know your own campaign manager. Let's move forward. Was he put City that there was no one named Pussy? Did you think of the soprano way you feel, sopranos? And that was not David. Carry game Pussy's back in May 2. What? What do you get? A bucket? Listen, you come and you fucking moonwalk. I will not stand a chance, so don't meet. Don't make me teach. I'll chop. I'll do it. I cannot wait for this debate, by

the way, this is going to be.

And we all know the debates being recorded,

and we all names filtering on Cater. You were gonna have a lot of tasty finger for years. And what were some other substitutes? We'll definitely place the fingers, not ladyfingers. But, Manny, all

I'm saying is the debates gonna happen and we'll see who is the better man. And we'll play some clips from the next time, and we'll see

who won. Well, and my forensics teams gonna be running security to where there are all sorts of cops

friends. But all sorts of stuff

Yeah, we're doing after the crime. Were doing pre crime were doing during crime. You can harass for any of

you have a couple women Asian free. That's what I was going to say. You have a couple of young girls. You've shaved their heads and made them predict free crime.

Oh, they're pre crimes. Yes. So, uh, way hooked him up to a very similar

just for anyone ever made. Very similar to the being

you call three cops for Minority Report. That's where I I didn't get the idea from Thistle is an original idea.

That is where you didn't get the idea from that location is something that

you've seen and is close to this, but not where you got the idea.

Now I've got the idea from Yeah, you could name a lot of things. They'll tell you if I got the idea from or not. But

you will readily admit I got the idea from somewhere.

I got it from somewhere. What about your cookies? Roar? Eos. Don't say that was from the, uh Rory O. Yeah. I didn't get it from seeing a lion at the zoo. We ptenorio? Yes. Again.

Almost no creativity. Few that you saw a lion on challenge Ship cookies,

chocolate chip cookies, chocolate ship cookies, chucker ship cook. Where

did you not get that?

I didn't get that from seeing two friends eat a cookie

Chocolate friendship cookies So that you're saying

that. Guess again. Love knows it. It's no. Yeah, Monta Mighty is original, but I won't admit where I got

to be Right in a security of the debate.

Yes, I shaved these girls heads and I haven't tried to guess scribes and, uh, that I arrest people based on. So we've got a whole prison of people that God is

your prison. You're proud for profit prison here running here. You're locking people

up pretty much. No question. Yeah, We're currently in the red, unfortunately,

And this is this a prison that was started started at bunk eight. Yeah, and you've put just a large chain link fence around. Why is it hemorrhaging money? Because usually, usually these prisons

could turn profit because they treat their inmates like shit.

Prisons are a great profit business. I used to work, but he's in the red.

Were big time in the red. I mean, name. And we lost money on it so far, the production like building it. Yeah, building. It was very expensive because I wanted to use the most expensive materials so people couldn't escape. So this is like a, um, Golden Prison

Chandling centers made out of completely 24 karat

gold. Yeah. Gold us off to gold. Ordered classically, so Really? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Um, OK, well, I because we got the what

about lack of technology or plumbing? Inside. What about that?

Oh, no. This place is palatial. Um, everybody, all the walls are made of the most expensive 10 ply toilet paper, so no one's making it out of this place alive.

trouble breaking 10 ply toilet

You have

paper When you use it, you're regretted in the bat. Sermon is not trying to get a poop at its trying to rip the toilet paper

way. I try to prove that you're stronger. Someone like, Look, I can read this TV and half like it's a phone book, so I know that it is karate meat chops of toilet paper probe. That's why you're just

try my face in half the head, hit the paper broken. Then it let it bounce back into my own

thing. I saw you be really

exhausted and just plop on your own bed and break your neck on the pillow.

Well, yeah, I've been getting these soft pillows because I thought I wouldn't break my neck my block to stop a long day. You gotta plucked out on the bed.

Just a nice Were you ever have a long day, Todd? Way she Sometimes I work

a couple hours in a row and I would need to get home, you know? And that's

how long is an hour. Thio was that Well, no work a couple hours. So work like 8 to 8 15 and I got a plus seven things work. You've left the house to do You actually have a long commute? Both plays? No. You know, right now

I'm freeway. And so I do work from

home. But I put it You can't give away. Uh, you can't

give away a little of poker's. That air called Lance. Give him away from

giveaway freelances. I'm a freelance on that. Take pictures of a freelance photographer and so

give away. You mean you have a pile of them on their front yard That says free? Yeah, I'm working hard. So there's a work. Let's

see, I work a whole episode of 60 minutes, so work

four hours. You think our is? No, that's 18

hours to me, actually, on

episode of 60 minutes is a full day, Teoh. Eight hours, eight hours shift.

Yeah, that's a shift. If if I've worked through an episode of 60 minutes, I've worked eight hours.

Todd, your perception of time is absolutely wrong.

Glad you're fucking doing

security because we're gonna need it because my people get worked up, okay? They get fuckin

rowdy it by events, and you'll sort of ah, go,

like go for it wants out

of here. Someone hit that guy

Yeah. Look at that guy's dick. Hey, guys. Guys were getting your

obsession with everyone else's did is becoming an issue for

now. Exactly. Big boiled baby. You can't say that to the people. Yes,

yes, Your campaign slogan. Blunt. Yes, Puppet.

Yes, Puppet is my is my campaign slogan,

but it's been kind of It's been co opted by, like, the drag community. So there's a lot of Yasser

Puppet. Yeah. Hey, I'm glad for the support of anybody. I'll take it. I'll take support from

anybody or using love the phrase, but they're trying to take it away

from you. Really? Yes. That's interesting because it seems to me like they're being very supportive, but you're saying it's it's more being co opted.

Yeah, they're taking. I hate I'm sick of our stuff being Coop. You noticed? Three this Did you hear about

this? That I was

like something that was said at the murders. Did you hear

about this about this? Uh, it's crazy that this killer we all think is Jason is mostly during Jerry Seinfeld

way. A lot of the murders. There

was a lot of complaints about air airplane food. Yes. Yeah, and I kind of what? The deal with it? Waas. I can't just figure it out.

Yeah, but we're out on the case. The forensics team,

Jason Alexander said, is out there. You

know, he's right. Now he's directing a play at the Pasadena Playhouse, and this is true. So we're going to go interview him. We're gonna go true. We're going to go trick him and interview him after the play. We're gonna throw his

mom out of the audience. Super kicker. Out. Take our seat.

We're gonna kick. Yeah, she keeps coming around.

Yes, I woke

up last night and Jason's mom was over my bed looking at me breathing heavy.

Yeah. Yeah, that she thought you were dead.

Should she moved on to May I think this is it. Maybe also a place where I sort of your away from the pack in terms of this, the mentality of the group here. But I personally think we are respect. We are and having sex. Okay, let's not come back to that. Guys, listen. That's old

NYSE. You're still a virgin because you died

the first time he had said. All right, Well, you fuck it died. You know what I didn't count.

Okay, well, let's not talk about that. What I'm trying to say yes, I'm trying to say I think Jason's mom has a point. All right. Uh, this is

you think she's got a point coming back and getting revenge because we tried to drown her son.

Tried stupid. Yeah. No, I think Look, we were negligent

negligee ways. He's talking about negligee out of nowhere. No,

thank you. Object. Come back.

No way were negligent. We potentially caused severe damage in her life.

She We just need

to lock her ass in that cabin out there,

taking a cab. In a

lot of speaking

that, speaking of locked up. Is Brad doing okay?

Um, I haven't checked. All right? I don't know, Bill. Bill locked him up.

I liked his ass

up. Well, let's say

this maybe Ah, maybe you guys should share the announcements, and we should We should see who gets more excited about them. Because a lot of people have said bills announcements have been How do I put this delicately? His voice is hard to understand. Here. It's too bitter, sillier, wacky.

This'll is really a great couple.

Okay, Okay. What? You just heard a couple of the kids calling you crazy. There's little Fox. It's ridiculous voice. I was born this way or it's a It is a disease Does he is.

Here's the thing. What I'll say is, there are certain ailments for our issues. You're

saying we can't have a president that has ridiculous voice?

I'm saying I don't think I think I don't think that lighthouses ready for someone with lunatic are ridiculous voice. I think I think I have no problem with ridiculous voice. But is that the face? What? It Yeah,

that was a big but And I'm not talking about your funky bags.

Weren't that wasn't a burn that didn't hurt me at all.

Oh, yeah, Yeah. This this debate is gonna be a lot like while it out. So let me just get this clear.

Blunt. Uh, you love Jason and his mom. You hate our friend with a great voice. You don't You don't think somebody whether they should be in the light. How do you think this annoying ladies got a point? Which I've never thought of anyone else? What's

going on here?

I'm just saying, guys, you know, maybe we aren't as close as we all

know. Honestly, blunt. I'm like what you're saying here. I'm listening. I'm an undecided voter now. I know episodes. I said I'd do anything for Bill.

Step aside. You were born with May undecided voters during an election. That is this clear? You're just

a narcissist who wants to be talking Thinking of dropping things quickly and switching sides. What happened to the talent show?

Oh, I don't know What the Todd show that we set up on the first episode went great. Went off without a hitch. I decided not to take over the whole thing and let the kids do what they wanted with it. And they had a great time. Had a lot of fun.

So what? I'm repeating something

for that story lines. Done

Any other things,

though? My daughter, uh,

Donna? Yeah.

Um, that's actually a great question. I've been putting up some wanted posters for my daughter.

Wrong. And a poster.

Well, they were cheaper. They were cheaper than

had wanted templates and just had a hole in the middle.

Yeah, Yeah, I got him in a novel to cowboy like store in the American Southwest. And so if you see my daughter,

she is in like sepia, like

with the papers weather. That is old time you're looking and weathered and it's 1000 quarter pieces said there's 1/4 piece is dead or alive. Don't look at the dead part of Do not that's not Look at the dead.

We say you added text instead of just crossing out. Dad wanted. You could have just made it. They wanted alive,

right? No, it says dead or alive. And then I could only afford smaller font. So it kind of written small is not dead, though um, it so if you see her like a said about 5 to 6 feet tall, Flippy with you here

in person, because I can I can bring this on my campaign trail, I have met a man who lost his daughter, and anyone out there who has lost their daughter is looking for their daughter or daughter, knows that it's them but is avoiding them. I will help, and that's something I'm willing to take on right now. Blood is part

of my camera, and I know for sure good. That

is what he said. I'm taking that on. He's undecided

and I'm making him decided is basically what just happened.

He's got my vote for

you to understand that that's all I'm doing is I'm meeting one person and I'm put that into my campaign. And

that's what, Jeff, you're not even

going around campaigning in these new people.

Have you mentioned me at all on your campaign?

I went. You you're gonna lose

the big tree. I went up to the victory. I made a campaign stop specifically at the big tree to talk to the people at the big tree.

Yeah, I think you're undervaluing the people that live in the big truth,

but those people don't vote.

Nobody ever speaks to him. It's elites like you that skip over the people who live in the big tree, and

I'm going there, and I'm getting them riled up about circuit position, and they're coming down out of the street because big boil is right here with may. And I love to see you go out. You're making a mistake.

You know, I'm gonna get one, because I'm gonna go to the places where the vote actually matters, okay? And we all know where those places are.

Yeah, the lake gas station? Yes, the lake gas station, where all the rich folk are Good luck getting on both coasts of the leg.

Good luck. You think you can get

the 76 the shell? And I would be surprised how much people in those areas actually care about circumcision. A big point. They

won't talk about it. They're scared. But what say, Yeah,

we will see. We'll just have to see.

And I'm unveiling a new campaign slogan that you're not ready for. Okay,

Well, and I got it on hats and everything. Our You need some time to think

about it now, I just don't want to spoil it.

Wait, the better it's gonna be. Well, I am. Frankly, I was confused about this campaign before, but now I'm excited about this is really questions been answered? I understand. Use just more exciting. More so quick infused, more excited because, uh, you know, I'm trying to decide who to vote for it.

Well, here's the thing with this campaign, the details can be foggy, but at the end of it, one of us will win and one of us will lose. And that's the only thing that matters. The details that got us there don't mean anything.

And who cares? I mean, the lighthouse preserved presides over what, 40 people? Technically,

Yeah. Five people in the tree. Uh, four people in the gas. There's 16 campers. Um, Waterman

Water mad Waterman Waterman is a good friend of mine's a good, like getting him.

I don't need water Man's vote.

Whoa, Dio really? Because you didn't do anything. The last time Waterman got hit with a Mr Stinker, you did nothing. Yeah, because over there, he lied his ass up. You

did? May. Yeah. And it was pandering. You were pandering to him. I was not

pandering. You call going over there and wiping off waterman while screaming,

Look who's cleaning off water man crew. And then right before the news cut, you thought they'd already cut. Usually get me away from this fucking nasty lose. That was unfortunately leaving. I thought I had editing privileges. I showed up in the booth. A couple leavings. You have a tough time Hold the whole thing. Your opinion all the way through gut. Yeah, unfortunately, even, um, I always say my opinion right before the newscaster says their name. So I've been Veronica Station wagon. She always always scream my opinion right before she says I've

been Veronica Station. Well, I'm excited. The, you know, the stay tuned for this campaign. You

and you need to

get your ass in gear with this team now, because we're gonna The forensics team needs to figure

out these murders. This is crazy. End of camp is going to be

exciting. You know, it's we're gonna figure out this murder we're gonna have The big rates are

going to have the electric exciting August 3. Huge, unmanageable e

large stories are all going to come together.

You talked about

the big race? Continued. I'm excited to see also, um, Sam, what you do since you're running out of your running out of any non lean meats on your body.

That's right. That's right. Yeah. You got to make some type of bone bone broth. Well, let's hope not. For my sake, let's hope not. Let's hope I discover another food source or, you know, my creativity is just satiated basically. And I was bored in the kitchen. It

seems a little

bit like you've been force feeding yourself. Really? Yeah, like hamburger, liver Yeah, you might affect your liver up.

You guys saw my cage on the couch at

ideo way Saw you closure. But the thing is, you got to keep yourself in that case, when they gave you don't get with just, you know, I get in the cage, my sushi chef shuts

it, he slams a garden hose into my mouth and just pour always all of his lawsuits going. Your sushi chef. Great. Great. I'll tell you what, horrible Chef. I should have read his resume a little closer, right?

Yeah. Yes, Absolutely. This isn't the second time I found I had nothing about

cooking. Oh, yeah, Suzu Chef. She was a bad

sushi. Was terrible. Had to get rid of her. So then I'm like, OK, this guy's a lawyer. He must know how to. I had a lot of your, um, meals that had, like, clothes in them. You're so Shaft, You have my cell. Chef is bad. I had a poo chef for a while. That wasn't very helpful. Okay, well, guys, the oil

help me out from thes guys. Very precise cutter.

Yeah, I had a boil, Chef.

All right, well, you know, guys, I think we need to take a quick little break. Teoh, make some announcements and then we'll be back.

The ropes course has been closed indefinitely due Toa all those angry bees we repeat, the angry bees have taken over the ropes. Course, Be advised that if you go near the ropes course the angry bees will probably sting you. Attention, campers. The scampi has turned again. Do not eat the scampi.

All right, well, we're back in. Ah, just like every episode. We've got a guest in the lounge today. Ah, we're really, really excited to have him here. Ah, go and introduce him. His name is Paul Morrison. And Paul here is the sailing instructor here at the camp. Yeah, Yeah! Ah! And make sure that everybody stays

in the water and above water. Now, Paul, you are sunburnt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm tired Teoh out there in the sun regularly on all day. Really? And a

lot have refused all of our attempts to sort of direct shade of any kind out on the doctor. What do you tow? Plant some trees in the water.

We and you're recording this just

outside the window with the microphone. out the window. Well, the thing is, it's body temperature

of your body. Temperature gets cold. You feel colder. You feel out of its two out of you. Stay out here If you

are not an amphibian. No, I'm I'm a hot blooded

way. It seems like maybe a little Sundram.

I said it. A rock. That was sharp, Uh, felt sharp because I got a couple of What is that?