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s07e05
Dustin Forprints with Sailing Instructor Paul Morrison (Eugene Cordero)

The guys discuss the campaign for Lunatic in the Lighthouse. Later, sailing instructor Paul Morrison (Eugene Cordero) stop by the show to discuss how he instructs sailing.

0:00:00
spk_1
 

Hey, breakfast was really good this morning, Sam. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. I'm glad you like it. You do? Ah, Notice what I put in there. What? I mean, there was, you know, typical. It felt like typical breakfast is very good. I mean, it was It had, like, baking next. Looked like making Nick's crispy nice, crispy bacon, scrambled eggs, have everything. Looked like

0:00:22
spk_3
 

Well, and taste like bacon. I

0:00:26
spk_4
 

taste I've tasted making this tasted a lot like there's all sorts of taste to bake a wood Smoke your pepper

0:00:33
spk_0
 

Really in animals, but, uh, well, you

0:00:36
spk_1
 

were close with, but But it's actually a little bit of pork shoulder. Oh, wow. Replace pork with Sam. So

0:00:44
spk_0
 

some of your shoulder was in the bacon. That's right. That is shoulder. But that was applewood smoked shoulder Sam shoulder. But

0:00:49
spk_1
 

I wish I had Apple would know. That's just taken. It's just shoulder bacon. It's You liked it. You were fooled. So we eight years shoulder my left, my left shoulder.

0:01:00
spk_0
 

Wow. You look, um, withered and, um, kind of Juan. Your little pale

0:01:07
spk_1
 

okay, was it was billed as sambal old eggs. Yeah,

0:01:12
spk_4
 

which we should have thought when we read that we should have said, huh? That doesn't say scrambled. It says sampled. We know that Sam has been putting his self into his meal

0:01:23
spk_1
 

because he was serving Finger Fingerling. But data freed today does

0:01:29
spk_0
 

that It was a typo because I had the Grand Sam breakfast. I thought it was just missing the l from slam, but

0:01:35
spk_1
 

has a lot this morning. I'll say you

0:01:38
spk_3
 

were hungry.

0:01:39
spk_4
 

Hungry guy, I honestly when? And I should I'd also ordered the breakfast sandwich.

0:01:46
spk_0
 

Yeah, I thought you were just bad at spelling. Now,

0:01:49
spk_1
 

what do you think we'll meet sliced only enough for you. I

0:01:53
spk_4
 

mean, you have to ensure that by looking in the eyes and said I didn't like it, I'd be lying. Yes, because when I ate it earlier, I said I was not off put by it, I enjoyed it. And the fact that I know it was you Now I You know what? I'll go ahead on. I'll say, on the record, Sam tastes good. And now I understand why you guys ate my

0:02:13
spk_1
 

body. I'll blot on the record. Yes. Yeah. Thank you for saying that.

0:02:18
spk_4
 

Jesus, We were What? What did you you? Just three hours I was your church. He hasn't been a church in a while. I am. It's I never went to church. You guys, You didn't get a Wednesday service either? No, I didn't go toe Wednesday service. I've never been toe. What is the cataclysm? I don't even know what. That issue didn't pray last night. Of course not this late. How many sums on something is on my mind and you guys know you should know by now.

0:02:46
spk_0
 

So it is. The paper tells me

0:02:48
spk_4
 

it's not the paper towels. Think

0:02:49
spk_1
 

you're lying about how much you liked in the sandwich? No, that's feet. Meat, by the way, Feet Me, guys, if you'd be. We've been reporting, Uh, we've been recording, so I think

0:03:03
spk_0
 

it's funny now. It's so stupid. You're so blunt. You're an idiot now, damn it! You know, it's basically what now is that wet blanket I forget if we change

0:03:14
spk_4
 

my nanny deal, Howard, But most everyone around camp has started calling me blunt.

0:03:19
spk_3
 

We just call you

0:03:20
spk_1
 

cigarette if we could call

0:03:22
spk_4
 

you fuckin cigarette, but there's no reason to call me.

0:03:26
spk_0
 

Oh, drop the first part of that.

0:03:28
spk_4
 

OK, well, that's really cute. Cigarette blunt. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Call me cigarette blunt. I don't care. Okay. No, you plant is so cute. It's not cute how fucking stupid you are, Europe blunt. Okay, Well, you know what, guys? Why don't we just get into the show today? And you guys can continue to berate me for the rest of your goddamn lives? Everybody welcome

0:03:49
spk_0
 

toe my awards name in vain.

0:03:51
spk_4
 

Welcome to the Teacher's Lounge. The first, best and only podcast pretending to issues relevant to the quiet community Used to be anyway. But of course, we have taken up residence at our childhood camp camp. I don't want to be here. I am, Of course, Howard Levis blind the three most important member of the group Because I control control the record button and every patrol the I control. I have the keys to the kingdom. Mother

0:04:26
spk_0
 

control the record. But here and now, next week I'm Rick. I'm controlling this record. Thanks

0:04:36
spk_1
 

so long ago,

0:04:37
spk_4
 

I I'm pretty sure at one point in the past, that was what happened.

0:04:41
spk_0
 

Okay, well, this time I'm doing it, and it's really wait for

0:04:47
spk_4
 

you to fail timely. I can, you know, adult

0:04:51
spk_1
 

title from Blunt. Next week, I officially claim that I will be the most important member of the group next week.

0:05:00
spk_3
 

You want a simple this year and I'm healthy, and I'm ready

0:05:05
spk_1
 

to attack you with all of my night. That's a healthy thing to say. Yeah. Ready to attack? Blunt?

0:05:12
spk_0
 

Uh, well, im sahd Podd Tadre. Um, head of the forensics team. Hot on the case of the I wanna be here. Murderer. Yeah, I

0:05:23
spk_1
 

think he had gone this week.

0:05:25
spk_0
 

Another kid gone this week.

0:05:26
spk_1
 

And did you find any clues around the

0:05:29
spk_0
 

another contaminated crime scene? Unfortunately, documentary crew showed up this week. The doctor stopping

0:05:35
spk_3
 

all over the place. You went right

0:05:37
spk_1
 

into the scene and took a shower, right?

0:05:40
spk_0
 

Yeah, which was tough because the scene was nowhere near a shower. So little one of those camp shower, brother. Right in the middle of the book. I washed off a lot of blood

0:05:52
spk_3
 

from you and the scene

0:05:53
spk_0
 

There were There were Yeah, I was covered in blood. Also related, but yes, that happening, there was some stuff around the scene. There was somebody what was going on at the crime scene. Let's see. There was

0:06:07
spk_1
 

obviously a wound on the neck from some type of Ah, sharp object.

0:06:13
spk_0
 

There's a ruined on the There's also

0:06:14
spk_4
 

a a puffy shirt.

0:06:17
spk_0
 

Yeah, it was a publisher behind, uh, chocolate babka about you have the scenes are getting more. There's more and more different things on the scene. A bright light from a Kenny Rogers chicken.

0:06:31
spk_4
 

There's an empty cup of soup and had a note in there that said there was never any soup in here because there's no soup for me, huh? Wow.

0:06:39
spk_0
 

On. Then there was on that on that soup was also a swastikas of some sort of soup. Nazi was doing

0:06:44
spk_1
 

what I see, and I heard the crime scene got called over to the couch. Yeah.

0:06:50
spk_0
 

Yeah. It's first time to a guy called over its first. It's career. Wow. But so I have my forensics team hot on the case. They've even though different people contaminated the scene in different ways. They're dusting for prints. They're testing the blood. How is destined? Uh, I was dusted, destined for friends. Dustin's good. He's the crime scene photographer. And so we brought in dusting for prints to take crime scene photographer princes. What his name is. Yeah, uh, and he's been doing a great job. Honestly, somebody, It doesn't matter who has been ruining the dark room. Coming in. A lot of, uh,

0:07:35
spk_3
 

I heard that you can't

0:07:37
spk_1
 

wait to see the pictures. So you bust in early?

0:07:40
spk_0
 

Yeah. Flash the lights on in, up to speed up the process to really drink flashlight flash off the lights. And I just got to see this photo. But that's really Todd Tadre. Busy

0:07:57
spk_3
 

at five in the is easy. Easy. Yeah, Sam. Weatherman line

0:08:02
spk_1
 

cook. And that's it May be simple line kick. I built Cravy. Um I am the camp a mouthpiece on I'm gaining steam. My campaign for little taking The lighthouse is definitely gaining steam. I talk shit about China for 1/2 hour the other night up behind the lectern, and I am really starting to gain. Some fans

0:08:29
spk_3
 

know what are your

0:08:30
spk_1
 

opinions on China? Too big. Uh, wow.

0:08:35
spk_0
 

That's right. At the front of the main opinion is the size of trying

0:08:38
spk_1
 

to get a status to big

0:08:40
spk_0
 

everybody raise their hand. A lot of people are like in What context?

0:08:46
spk_3
 

Yeah. A lot of people raise their

0:08:47
spk_1
 

hands, had more, had more questions. You started to immediately count them a supporters, but it was mostly clarification they wanted. Now, if you're inquisitive, you are fan. You are definitely a fan. But

0:08:58
spk_3
 

yeah, I'm getting a lot of

0:09:00
spk_1
 

backing from special interest groups.

0:09:02
spk_0
 

Uh, and so there, there special interests or what, exactly?

0:09:07
spk_1
 

Well, there's a lot of people who ah who want on new cabins, huh? Yeah,

0:09:15
spk_0
 

Yeah, I noticed you got some put. Your pockets were being lined by Big Moyle. Big oil, big cannon, big oil industry. All of the other rabbis that dio circumcisions.

0:09:26
spk_1
 

Yes, Boyle is lining my pockets, and I I I have been lining up my supporters and making me making them. Show me my dick there, Dick making me itch.

0:09:38
spk_3
 

Show him I have to bring a mirror

0:09:41
spk_4
 

and show you your hunting.

0:09:43
spk_3
 

Well, yeah, That was a little mistake. I didn't

0:09:45
spk_1
 

understand what Big Boil wanted, but now I am getting out there and spreading the word on Circumcision is never too late to get circumcised. Never too late. Adult circumcision. Let's

0:09:55
spk_3
 

do the breasts. Old ass breasts old asked breast with them. Oil that's there, That's their chant when you'll see them out and events and they'll have their Oh, that's breast with foil. Oh, that's bristling, which is straight. A big boil is his lab, and may you're also being backed

0:10:15
spk_0
 

by Big Boil. Mrs. Susan Boyle's

0:10:19
spk_3
 

family. A lot of people don't know this, but Susan Boyle's family became very, very wealthy, like the Rockefellers, and they can make the boil.

0:10:30
spk_1
 

Sisters actually are similar to the Cook brothers on the big boil. Big oil is really lining my pockets because they are, um uh, they want toe. Basically, they're ugly singers,

0:10:46
spk_3
 

and that, and you're also sponsored by Big Soiled Big Soiled is one of my biggest backers. They are, of course, big men with dirty diapers, which is a huge growing contingent in this baby boomer society Breaking up. Can we talk about what happened last week on the feed?

0:11:07
spk_0
 

Oh, this was infuriating.

0:11:09
spk_4
 

Speaking of balls and

0:11:11
spk_3
 

creatures, Lounge hijacked our feet and they got some

0:11:16
spk_1
 

fucking pervert on there. Who's in fantasizing M.

0:11:20
spk_4
 

Saturday, I listened to it. I think the guys just misunderstood.

0:11:23
spk_3
 

Okay, he's messed. And no, I think it's a Freudian.

0:11:26
spk_4
 

No, I think he's just misunderstood. I think everybody who heard it and thought what they thought about him or mistaken. He's just a guy who is trying to do his best in this world.

0:11:34
spk_3
 

Yeah, I think he's gross, but

0:11:35
spk_1
 

I do like the big soiled backing my pockets. I will go out there right now, Say that

0:11:40
spk_0
 

we are sorry to fans of our podcasts that missed it last week. Unfortunately, you're fucked because we're not releasing it. Uh, it was a great was a pretty bad episode. Luckily, So you didn't miss much

0:11:52
spk_1
 

out of our rare bad episode. Very rare, but it was a stinker.

0:11:56
spk_0
 

Now I have a question for you that I have been a little embarrassed to ask. What? Teoh? Wow! Shave your back. Are you kidding? May would be embarrassed to ask that, uh, my friends could shave my back whatever they want. I'm putting that out there. What's if you want to shave my

0:12:15
spk_3
 

way? Well, let's go back two weeks. Then what about what I asked? Well, all you said, he doesn't like it when you shave his bag. Sam said that OK,

0:12:25
spk_0
 

now you're

0:12:26
spk_3
 

just chefs life.

0:12:28
spk_0
 

Yes, you use your chefs night and it's not a shave. It's best a dice

0:12:34
spk_3
 

you trapped. I spoke Japanese back out. So

0:12:37
spk_4
 

let's be fair. You've never seen a knife sharpener and that's the dullest knife anybody's ever had. Come blunt on me.

0:12:47
spk_0
 

But no, I'm not not bears. Task that. Sorry, Sam, but I don't ever want you to share with 90 chopping knife. But what exactly does the lunatic in the White House do? Why is there are election for and what we're

0:12:59
spk_3
 

talking about? Yeah, I want to get this clear because we all know. But we just did just now. Way simple. It's pretty simple. The little taking the lighthouses circulated, I think, historically the lunar the taking the

0:13:20
spk_4
 

lighthouse is very similar to the Queen of England. It's a it's a It is a sort of figurehead for, uh, the

0:13:26
spk_3
 

don't call boy George. That what you called George Figurehead and that some of you say is the Queen of England. Stop blunt. Jesus Christ, Blood. You can't boy George the queen of becoming a really liability. What? You hate Sam Smith to you online? Um Allah highlighted Boy joined British homosexuals. You want you want a drink? Drag on there. Where did Boy George enter the conversation? You kind of like the Queen of England. And you're of course referring. Elton John. Our boy charges abs mad, You homophobes. What? You know. Come on. How you confused? I'm

0:14:13
spk_4
 

not confused. I mean, to say that the lunatic in the lighthouse is is ah, title in in name alone. There's no power necessarily has more of a moral authority as opposed to you. Ah, lawmaker is a person that people look to to to sort of as an example of what this the sort of culture surrounding the lighthouse should look,

0:14:33
spk_0
 

you become super educated about this. You've been really studying up on the

0:14:36
spk_4
 

Yeah, I have. You know, I think now is the time. A better time than ever to announce on the air. Oh, no. Does everyone you know already know

0:14:48
spk_1
 

You already said that? I don't think it should

0:14:50
spk_4
 

be an announcement. You know what I'm announcing today is Listen, I know what you have to amounts, and it's not. Do not Don't say I'm about to announce This is the most important announcement I've ever made. I I'm starting a grassroots campaign for Howard Levis to be the next lunatic in the lighthouse.

0:15:09
spk_3
 

That's right. Whoa! What? That's right. Mail. Oh, Howard Levis, Your old name. You know, my current name. I would have I would have told me so much more. You? I have big Moyle. You are fun. And you know what? Big boy up against big moment. Because

0:15:25
spk_4
 

you know what I have that you don't have, Bill. I have the support of all the little people.

0:15:32
spk_3
 

Do you mean by that? You know who I mean? Children blends.

0:15:39
spk_0
 

Got a big campaign. He's got the blunt Ebro czar in support of

0:15:43
spk_3
 

us de Bresse. It's

0:15:45
spk_0
 

a lot of angry young people are really talking about

0:15:49
spk_3
 

boys. Your fucking platform.

0:15:51
spk_4
 

My form is that I'm gonna take that lighthouse and I'm no longer going to live in it. That lighthouse,

0:15:58
spk_3
 

the longer room. That's one of the biggest foot patch you can. Why would you want to come in? I don't need a I

0:16:04
spk_4
 

don't need a fuck pad. Bill. What I'm saying is that that lunatic that lunatic in his life held

0:16:09
spk_0
 

here. By the way, you sure does

0:16:10
spk_3
 

Virgin. Okay, What I'm

0:16:13
spk_4
 

saying is I I'm giving that lighthouse back to the people. Okay, that no longer do we need a person, a lunatic in that lighthouse telling us how to act, how to be a how to guide ships to shore.

0:16:26
spk_3
 

Because you're soft on foreign policy. You're not gonna do shit. The best. Best. Shalom is not answering our thing

0:16:35
spk_4
 

about my meeting with them last week.

0:16:37
spk_3
 

Your meeting?

0:16:38
spk_4
 

Yes. No, I had a meeting with the Campeche alone last week to discuss the triathlon. Yeah, and I was It was purely logistics. There's no collusion I promised. There's no

0:16:46
spk_3
 

known accused you. Why would you say that? Because I wanted to do that, you know. Had a secret meeting. No collusion. Their use Ekotto jobs, lunatic in the White House. Jake grow. So bring his ass up.

0:16:59
spk_0
 

This is not the same as that.

0:17:03
spk_3
 

If you listen. If anybody's colluding, I thought it would be me. That's a big admission to And that's what I'm saying. I'm not it Would you beat me to it?

0:17:13
spk_4
 

No, I'm telling you, I am not

0:17:15
spk_3
 

colluding. Well, I'm gonna be tough on them, okay? I know. Newt. That whole place over there. Yeah, we're pretty close. to it just across the lake. I wouldn't nuke it also. How'd I did your

0:17:25
spk_1
 

microwave? It's a your microwave microwave. Can't bet. Shalem. Okay,

0:17:31
spk_4
 

what I'm saying, like you can scream, old ass bristle You want Bill, But I'll tell you this. That's not what the people want. That's what The old assholes. One. Okay, but the young people out there who are really affected by what's going on in that lighthouse, they want somebody like

0:17:46
spk_3
 

how I think you might be a little out of touch. I was that around the other

0:17:50
spk_1
 

day where there was a lot of young people demanding that old people get circumcised. They're

0:17:54
spk_3
 

pretty into this idea.

0:17:55
spk_4
 

Well, you should come to one of high speed my rallies. My rallies have been getting

0:17:59
spk_3
 

pretty. I got young people when I

0:18:01
spk_1
 

put him right behind me. When I do, my speech is about getting your Penis circumcised. In an older eight.

0:18:06
spk_3
 

I put him right back in. I make him clap. Young asked, What are you

0:18:10
spk_0
 

doing about the accusations Bill, Matt, that you are to circumcised?

0:18:19
spk_3
 

Those are fake. Accusation is at Listen. I will

0:18:23
spk_1
 

drop trowel at the next debate and show that I have just enough skin. And when I get hard, it doesn't roll out like a dog's dick and see a little bit of pink.

0:18:37
spk_0
 

Show that at the debate

0:18:39
spk_3
 

you can prove that that is not how

0:18:42
spk_0
 

loud was too much for me. I don't know that I want to see it in a debate.

0:18:45
spk_3
 

A say in that, but that's what they're asking. That's what the accusations are. You don't want me to talk dirty about my my nine little dog, Dick

0:18:54
spk_0
 

Blood. What do you have to say about that?

0:18:56
spk_4
 

What I

0:18:56
spk_3
 

have to say about bills? Weird, Dick. Yeah. I'll tell

0:18:59
spk_4
 

you what. We all know what a good dick looks like. Okay, Okay. And that's all I'll say about that.

0:19:05
spk_0
 

All right. Well, are

0:19:07
spk_3
 

you willing to drop trout the next debate? You know what it's going to be? What I westerns for the money. What? Next week? Next. Jones is gonna ask us to drop trout next

0:19:16
spk_4
 

week at the debate. I will show you a picture of my Penis.

0:19:20
spk_3
 

Finally, they're getting

0:19:21
spk_1
 

someone who's got some balls to moderate the debate. Jones gonna ask all the good questions. Van. Light us up

0:19:28
spk_4
 

I show you a picture?

0:19:30
spk_0
 

You're going to show a picture your Penis instead of Anthony's Weiner this time? Yeah, that was a big issue last time he ran for election.

0:19:35
spk_4
 

I will pride promise you guys right now

0:19:37
spk_3
 

bring a different phone. I'll say that. Buy a new phone by Just get a burner

0:19:43
spk_4
 

for this. Well, we'll see. But I

0:19:45
spk_3
 

promised your you're choosing toe hurt yourself

0:19:51
spk_4
 

in the future. I know you better get some debate training cause I'm coming a win. I don't need to put it right back

0:19:57
spk_1
 

to you. I'm pacing around you. I'm gonna fart on you.

0:20:00
spk_3
 

Who is your teacher? Who's training you? Oh, um David Carrot e from come true. Government is definitely dead. David Carradine shading may well be a master

0:20:17
spk_0
 

debater. That's you got some big competition.

0:20:20
spk_4
 

Oh, yeah? Well, we'll see how

0:20:22
spk_3
 

you are you working with?

0:20:23
spk_0
 

Do we know anyone else whose ghost Teoh fix? You

0:20:28
spk_3
 

know, I I'll tell

0:20:30
spk_4
 

you who I've been. I've been in talks with and all I can say is one thing, But Chappy child, he not Chinese. See

0:20:39
spk_3
 

you. What? Not

0:20:41
spk_4
 

I tell you right now. Choppy child to P t

0:20:43
spk_3
 

he re Oh, yes.

0:20:47
spk_0
 

The ghost of Michael Jackson. Yes.

0:20:50
spk_1
 

If you bring the ghosts of Michael Jackson to the next debate, I swear to God, that's affair. Are you're working

0:20:56
spk_4
 

with them? I don't know what

0:20:58
spk_3
 

happened. Why don't you bring the ghost security?

0:20:59
spk_1
 

And I mean, there's no way Jackson can hold up to careful musically

0:21:02
spk_3
 

if I debate him with parenting style. Tact is with swords and sort of like karate chops and all that stuff. Because that's what he did in movies like Kill Bill. He was somebody. Gil Bill, right? Yeah, he was Pussy. Come on. You know your own campaign manager. Let's move forward. Was he put City that there was no one named Pussy? Did you think of the soprano way you feel, sopranos? And that was not David. Carry game Pussy's back in May 2. What? What do you get? A bucket? Listen, you come and you fucking moonwalk. I will not stand a chance, so don't meet. Don't make me teach. I'll chop. I'll do it. I cannot wait for this debate, by

0:21:59
spk_0
 

the way, this is going to be.

0:22:01
spk_4
 

And we all know the debates being recorded,

0:22:03
spk_3
 

and we all names filtering on Cater. You were gonna have a lot of tasty finger for years. And what were some other substitutes? We'll definitely place the fingers, not ladyfingers. But, Manny, all

0:22:15
spk_4
 

I'm saying is the debates gonna happen and we'll see who is the better man. And we'll play some clips from the next time, and we'll see

0:22:20
spk_0
 

who won. Well, and my forensics teams gonna be running security to where there are all sorts of cops

0:22:25
spk_3
 

friends. But all sorts of stuff

0:22:28
spk_0
 

Yeah, we're doing after the crime. Were doing pre crime were doing during crime. You can harass for any of

0:22:34
spk_3
 

you have a couple women Asian free. That's what I was going to say. You have a couple of young girls. You've shaved their heads and made them predict free crime.

0:22:45
spk_0
 

Oh, they're pre crimes. Yes. So, uh, way hooked him up to a very similar

0:22:49
spk_4
 

just for anyone ever made. Very similar to the being

0:22:52
spk_0
 

you call three cops for Minority Report. That's where I I didn't get the idea from Thistle is an original idea.

0:23:02
spk_3
 

That is where you didn't get the idea from that location is something that

0:23:07
spk_1
 

you've seen and is close to this, but not where you got the idea.

0:23:10
spk_0
 

Now I've got the idea from Yeah, you could name a lot of things. They'll tell you if I got the idea from or not. But

0:23:15
spk_4
 

you will readily admit I got the idea from somewhere.

0:23:18
spk_0
 

I got it from somewhere. What about your cookies? Roar? Eos. Don't say that was from the, uh Rory O. Yeah. I didn't get it from seeing a lion at the zoo. We ptenorio? Yes. Again.

0:23:33
spk_3
 

Almost no creativity. Few that you saw a lion on challenge Ship cookies,

0:23:39
spk_0
 

chocolate chip cookies, chocolate ship cookies, chucker ship cook. Where

0:23:42
spk_3
 

did you not get that?

0:23:43
spk_0
 

I didn't get that from seeing two friends eat a cookie

0:23:46
spk_3
 

Chocolate friendship cookies So that you're saying

0:23:49
spk_0
 

that. Guess again. Love knows it. It's no. Yeah, Monta Mighty is original, but I won't admit where I got

0:24:01
spk_3
 

to be Right in a security of the debate.

0:24:03
spk_0
 

Yes, I shaved these girls heads and I haven't tried to guess scribes and, uh, that I arrest people based on. So we've got a whole prison of people that God is

0:24:13
spk_3
 

your prison. You're proud for profit prison here running here. You're locking people

0:24:18
spk_0
 

up pretty much. No question. Yeah, We're currently in the red, unfortunately,

0:24:21
spk_3
 

And this is this a prison that was started started at bunk eight. Yeah, and you've put just a large chain link fence around. Why is it hemorrhaging money? Because usually, usually these prisons

0:24:33
spk_1
 

could turn profit because they treat their inmates like shit.

0:24:35
spk_3
 

Prisons are a great profit business. I used to work, but he's in the red.

0:24:39
spk_0
 

Were big time in the red. I mean, name. And we lost money on it so far, the production like building it. Yeah, building. It was very expensive because I wanted to use the most expensive materials so people couldn't escape. So this is like a, um, Golden Prison

0:24:57
spk_3
 

Chandling centers made out of completely 24 karat

0:24:59
spk_0
 

gold. Yeah. Gold us off to gold. Ordered classically, so Really? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Um, OK, well, I because we got the what

0:25:08
spk_1
 

about lack of technology or plumbing? Inside. What about that?

0:25:12
spk_0
 

Oh, no. This place is palatial. Um, everybody, all the walls are made of the most expensive 10 ply toilet paper, so no one's making it out of this place alive.

0:25:23
spk_3
 

You have

0:25:23
spk_4
 

trouble breaking 10 ply toilet

0:25:25
spk_0
 

paper When you use it, you're regretted in the bat. Sermon is not trying to get a poop at its trying to rip the toilet paper

0:25:33
spk_3
 

way. I try to prove that you're stronger. Someone like, Look, I can read this TV and half like it's a phone book, so I know that it is karate meat chops of toilet paper probe. That's why you're just

0:26:00
spk_0
 

try my face in half the head, hit the paper broken. Then it let it bounce back into my own

0:26:05
spk_3
 

thing. I saw you be really

0:26:07
spk_1
 

exhausted and just plop on your own bed and break your neck on the pillow.

0:26:11
spk_0
 

Well, yeah, I've been getting these soft pillows because I thought I wouldn't break my neck my block to stop a long day. You gotta plucked out on the bed.

0:26:25
spk_3
 

Just a nice Were you ever have a long day, Todd? Way she Sometimes I work

0:26:33
spk_0
 

a couple hours in a row and I would need to get home, you know? And that's

0:26:40
spk_3
 

how long is an hour. Thio was that Well, no work a couple hours. So work like 8 to 8 15 and I got a plus seven things work. You've left the house to do You actually have a long commute? Both plays? No. You know, right now

0:26:57
spk_0
 

I'm freeway. And so I do work from

0:26:59
spk_3
 

home. But I put it You can't give away. Uh, you can't

0:27:06
spk_1
 

give away a little of poker's. That air called Lance. Give him away from

0:27:14
spk_0
 

giveaway freelances. I'm a freelance on that. Take pictures of a freelance photographer and so

0:27:20
spk_3
 

give away. You mean you have a pile of them on their front yard That says free? Yeah, I'm working hard. So there's a work. Let's

0:27:27
spk_0
 

see, I work a whole episode of 60 minutes, so work

0:27:30
spk_3
 

four hours. You think our is? No, that's 18

0:27:35
spk_0
 

hours to me, actually, on

0:27:39
spk_1
 

episode of 60 minutes is a full day, Teoh. Eight hours, eight hours shift.

0:27:45
spk_0
 

Yeah, that's a shift. If if I've worked through an episode of 60 minutes, I've worked eight hours.

0:27:53
spk_4
 

Todd, your perception of time is absolutely wrong.

0:27:56
spk_3
 

Glad you're fucking doing

0:27:57
spk_1
 

security because we're gonna need it because my people get worked up, okay? They get fuckin

0:28:04
spk_3
 

rowdy it by events, and you'll sort of ah, go,

0:28:07
spk_1
 

like go for it wants out

0:28:09
spk_4
 

of here. Someone hit that guy

0:28:11
spk_3
 

Yeah. Look at that guy's dick. Hey, guys. Guys were getting your

0:28:18
spk_0
 

obsession with everyone else's did is becoming an issue for

0:28:24
spk_3
 

now. Exactly. Big boiled baby. You can't say that to the people. Yes,

0:28:35
spk_0
 

yes, Your campaign slogan. Blunt. Yes, Puppet.

0:28:38
spk_4
 

Yes, Puppet is my is my campaign slogan,

0:28:40
spk_0
 

but it's been kind of It's been co opted by, like, the drag community. So there's a lot of Yasser

0:28:46
spk_4
 

Puppet. Yeah. Hey, I'm glad for the support of anybody. I'll take it. I'll take support from

0:28:51
spk_3
 

anybody or using love the phrase, but they're trying to take it away

0:28:56
spk_4
 

from you. Really? Yes. That's interesting because it seems to me like they're being very supportive, but you're saying it's it's more being co opted.

0:29:02
spk_0
 

Yeah, they're taking. I hate I'm sick of our stuff being Coop. You noticed? Three this Did you hear about

0:29:13
spk_3
 

this? That I was

0:29:14
spk_1
 

like something that was said at the murders. Did you hear

0:29:19
spk_0
 

about this about this? Uh, it's crazy that this killer we all think is Jason is mostly during Jerry Seinfeld

0:29:29
spk_3
 

way. A lot of the murders. There

0:29:32
spk_1
 

was a lot of complaints about air airplane food. Yes. Yeah, and I kind of what? The deal with it? Waas. I can't just figure it out.

0:29:40
spk_0
 

Yeah, but we're out on the case. The forensics team,

0:29:44
spk_1
 

Jason Alexander said, is out there. You

0:29:47
spk_0
 

know, he's right. Now he's directing a play at the Pasadena Playhouse, and this is true. So we're going to go interview him. We're gonna go true. We're going to go trick him and interview him after the play. We're gonna throw his

0:29:57
spk_1
 

mom out of the audience. Super kicker. Out. Take our seat.

0:30:00
spk_0
 

We're gonna kick. Yeah, she keeps coming around.

0:30:03
spk_3
 

Yes, I woke

0:30:05
spk_1
 

up last night and Jason's mom was over my bed looking at me breathing heavy.

0:30:13
spk_3
 

Yeah. Yeah, that she thought you were dead.

0:30:15
spk_4
 

Should she moved on to May I think this is it. Maybe also a place where I sort of your away from the pack in terms of this, the mentality of the group here. But I personally think we are respect. We are and having sex. Okay, let's not come back to that. Guys, listen. That's old

0:30:31
spk_3
 

NYSE. You're still a virgin because you died

0:30:34
spk_1
 

the first time he had said. All right, Well, you fuck it died. You know what I didn't count.

0:30:38
spk_4
 

Okay, well, let's not talk about that. What I'm trying to say yes, I'm trying to say I think Jason's mom has a point. All right. Uh, this is

0:30:48
spk_0
 

you think she's got a point coming back and getting revenge because we tried to drown her son.

0:30:52
spk_4
 

Tried stupid. Yeah. No, I think Look, we were negligent

0:30:58
spk_1
 

negligee ways. He's talking about negligee out of nowhere. No,

0:31:03
spk_3
 

thank you. Object. Come back.

0:31:05
spk_4
 

No way were negligent. We potentially caused severe damage in her life.

0:31:11
spk_3
 

She We just need

0:31:12
spk_1
 

to lock her ass in that cabin out there,

0:31:16
spk_0
 

taking a cab. In a

0:31:17
spk_3
 

lot of speaking

0:31:20
spk_4
 

that, speaking of locked up. Is Brad doing okay?

0:31:23
spk_0
 

Um, I haven't checked. All right? I don't know, Bill. Bill locked him up.

0:31:28
spk_3
 

I liked his ass

0:31:29
spk_1
 

up. Well, let's say

0:31:30
spk_0
 

this maybe Ah, maybe you guys should share the announcements, and we should We should see who gets more excited about them. Because a lot of people have said bills announcements have been How do I put this delicately? His voice is hard to understand. Here. It's too bitter, sillier, wacky.

0:31:50
spk_3
 

This'll is really a great couple.

0:31:54
spk_1
 

Okay, Okay. What? You just heard a couple of the kids calling you crazy. There's little Fox. It's ridiculous voice. I was born this way or it's a It is a disease Does he is.

0:32:09
spk_4
 

Here's the thing. What I'll say is, there are certain ailments for our issues. You're

0:32:16
spk_1
 

saying we can't have a president that has ridiculous voice?

0:32:18
spk_4
 

I'm saying I don't think I think I don't think that lighthouses ready for someone with lunatic are ridiculous voice. I think I think I have no problem with ridiculous voice. But is that the face? What? It Yeah,

0:32:34
spk_3
 

that was a big but And I'm not talking about your funky bags.

0:32:39
spk_4
 

Weren't that wasn't a burn that didn't hurt me at all.

0:32:43
spk_3
 

Oh, yeah, Yeah. This this debate is gonna be a lot like while it out. So let me just get this clear.

0:32:48
spk_1
 

Blunt. Uh, you love Jason and his mom. You hate our friend with a great voice. You don't You don't think somebody whether they should be in the light. How do you think this annoying ladies got a point? Which I've never thought of anyone else? What's

0:33:03
spk_3
 

going on here?

0:33:04
spk_4
 

I'm just saying, guys, you know, maybe we aren't as close as we all

0:33:07
spk_0
 

know. Honestly, blunt. I'm like what you're saying here. I'm listening. I'm an undecided voter now. I know episodes. I said I'd do anything for Bill.

0:33:18
spk_3
 

Step aside. You were born with May undecided voters during an election. That is this clear? You're just

0:33:25
spk_1
 

a narcissist who wants to be talking Thinking of dropping things quickly and switching sides. What happened to the talent show?

0:33:32
spk_0
 

Oh, I don't know What the Todd show that we set up on the first episode went great. Went off without a hitch. I decided not to take over the whole thing and let the kids do what they wanted with it. And they had a great time. Had a lot of fun.

0:33:45
spk_1
 

So what? I'm repeating something

0:33:46
spk_0
 

for that story lines. Done

0:33:51
spk_1
 

Any other things,

0:33:52
spk_0
 

though? My daughter, uh,

0:33:55
spk_3
 

Donna? Yeah.

0:33:56
spk_0
 

Um, that's actually a great question. I've been putting up some wanted posters for my daughter.

0:34:02
spk_4
 

Wrong. And a poster.

0:34:04
spk_0
 

Well, they were cheaper. They were cheaper than

0:34:08
spk_1
 

had wanted templates and just had a hole in the middle.

0:34:11
spk_0
 

Yeah, Yeah, I got him in a novel to cowboy like store in the American Southwest. And so if you see my daughter,

0:34:21
spk_1
 

she is in like sepia, like

0:34:24
spk_0
 

with the papers weather. That is old time you're looking and weathered and it's 1000 quarter pieces said there's 1/4 piece is dead or alive. Don't look at the dead part of Do not that's not Look at the dead.

0:34:38
spk_4
 

We say you added text instead of just crossing out. Dad wanted. You could have just made it. They wanted alive,

0:34:43
spk_0
 

right? No, it says dead or alive. And then I could only afford smaller font. So it kind of written small is not dead, though um, it so if you see her like a said about 5 to 6 feet tall, Flippy with you here

0:34:56
spk_1
 

in person, because I can I can bring this on my campaign trail, I have met a man who lost his daughter, and anyone out there who has lost their daughter is looking for their daughter or daughter, knows that it's them but is avoiding them. I will help, and that's something I'm willing to take on right now. Blood is part

0:35:14
spk_4
 

of my camera, and I know for sure good. That

0:35:18
spk_3
 

is what he said. I'm taking that on. He's undecided

0:35:24
spk_1
 

and I'm making him decided is basically what just happened.

0:35:27
spk_0
 

He's got my vote for

0:35:28
spk_1
 

you to understand that that's all I'm doing is I'm meeting one person and I'm put that into my campaign. And

0:35:35
spk_3
 

that's what, Jeff, you're not even

0:35:36
spk_1
 

going around campaigning in these new people.

0:35:37
spk_0
 

Have you mentioned me at all on your campaign?

0:35:40
spk_3
 

I went. You you're gonna lose

0:35:41
spk_1
 

the big tree. I went up to the victory. I made a campaign stop specifically at the big tree to talk to the people at the big tree.

0:35:50
spk_0
 

Yeah, I think you're undervaluing the people that live in the big truth,

0:35:54
spk_4
 

but those people don't vote.

0:35:58
spk_1
 

Nobody ever speaks to him. It's elites like you that skip over the people who live in the big tree, and

0:36:03
spk_3
 

I'm going there, and I'm getting them riled up about circuit position, and they're coming down out of the street because big boil is right here with may. And I love to see you go out. You're making a mistake.

0:36:14
spk_4
 

You know, I'm gonna get one, because I'm gonna go to the places where the vote actually matters, okay? And we all know where those places are.

0:36:20
spk_1
 

Yeah, the lake gas station? Yes, the lake gas station, where all the rich folk are Good luck getting on both coasts of the leg.

0:36:30
spk_3
 

Good luck. You think you can get

0:36:32
spk_1
 

the 76 the shell? And I would be surprised how much people in those areas actually care about circumcision. A big point. They

0:36:40
spk_3
 

won't talk about it. They're scared. But what say, Yeah,

0:36:43
spk_4
 

we will see. We'll just have to see.

0:36:45
spk_1
 

And I'm unveiling a new campaign slogan that you're not ready for. Okay,

0:36:48
spk_4
 

Well, and I got it on hats and everything. Our You need some time to think

0:36:55
spk_3
 

about it now, I just don't want to spoil it.

0:36:58
spk_0
 

Wait, the better it's gonna be. Well, I am. Frankly, I was confused about this campaign before, but now I'm excited about this is really questions been answered? I understand. Use just more exciting. More so quick infused, more excited because, uh, you know, I'm trying to decide who to vote for it.

0:37:21
spk_4
 

Well, here's the thing with this campaign, the details can be foggy, but at the end of it, one of us will win and one of us will lose. And that's the only thing that matters. The details that got us there don't mean anything.

0:37:30
spk_3
 

And who cares? I mean, the lighthouse preserved presides over what, 40 people? Technically,

0:37:35
spk_0
 

Yeah. Five people in the tree. Uh, four people in the gas. There's 16 campers. Um, Waterman

0:37:44
spk_1
 

Water mad Waterman Waterman is a good friend of mine's a good, like getting him.

0:37:54
spk_4
 

I don't need water Man's vote.

0:37:55
spk_3
 

Whoa, Dio really? Because you didn't do anything. The last time Waterman got hit with a Mr Stinker, you did nothing. Yeah, because over there, he lied his ass up. You

0:38:07
spk_4
 

did? May. Yeah. And it was pandering. You were pandering to him. I was not

0:38:12
spk_1
 

pandering. You call going over there and wiping off waterman while screaming,

0:38:20
spk_3
 

Look who's cleaning off water man crew. And then right before the news cut, you thought they'd already cut. Usually get me away from this fucking nasty lose. That was unfortunately leaving. I thought I had editing privileges. I showed up in the booth. A couple leavings. You have a tough time Hold the whole thing. Your opinion all the way through gut. Yeah, unfortunately, even, um, I always say my opinion right before the newscaster says their name. So I've been Veronica Station wagon. She always always scream my opinion right before she says I've

0:39:06
spk_0
 

been Veronica Station. Well, I'm excited. The, you know, the stay tuned for this campaign. You

0:39:14
spk_4
 

and you need to

0:39:15
spk_1
 

get your ass in gear with this team now, because we're gonna The forensics team needs to figure

0:39:21
spk_3
 

out these murders. This is crazy. End of camp is going to be

0:39:23
spk_1
 

exciting. You know, it's we're gonna figure out this murder we're gonna have The big rates are

0:39:29
spk_3
 

going to have the electric exciting August 3. Huge, unmanageable e

0:39:34
spk_4
 

large stories are all going to come together.

0:39:37
spk_3
 

You talked about

0:39:39
spk_0
 

the big race? Continued. I'm excited to see also, um, Sam, what you do since you're running out of your running out of any non lean meats on your body.

0:39:51
spk_1
 

That's right. That's right. Yeah. You got to make some type of bone bone broth. Well, let's hope not. For my sake, let's hope not. Let's hope I discover another food source or, you know, my creativity is just satiated basically. And I was bored in the kitchen. It

0:40:07
spk_3
 

seems a little

0:40:08
spk_0
 

bit like you've been force feeding yourself. Really? Yeah, like hamburger, liver Yeah, you might affect your liver up.

0:40:16
spk_1
 

You guys saw my cage on the couch at

0:40:21
spk_3
 

ideo way Saw you closure. But the thing is, you got to keep yourself in that case, when they gave you don't get with just, you know, I get in the cage, my sushi chef shuts

0:40:36
spk_1
 

it, he slams a garden hose into my mouth and just pour always all of his lawsuits going. Your sushi chef. Great. Great. I'll tell you what, horrible Chef. I should have read his resume a little closer, right?

0:40:50
spk_3
 

Yeah. Yes, Absolutely. This isn't the second time I found I had nothing about

0:40:56
spk_0
 

cooking. Oh, yeah, Suzu Chef. She was a bad

0:40:59
spk_1
 

sushi. Was terrible. Had to get rid of her. So then I'm like, OK, this guy's a lawyer. He must know how to. I had a lot of your, um, meals that had, like, clothes in them. You're so Shaft, You have my cell. Chef is bad. I had a poo chef for a while. That wasn't very helpful. Okay, well, guys, the oil

0:41:18
spk_0
 

help me out from thes guys. Very precise cutter.

0:41:22
spk_3
 

Yeah, I had a boil, Chef.

0:41:24
spk_4
 

All right, well, you know, guys, I think we need to take a quick little break. Teoh, make some announcements and then we'll be back.

0:41:35
spk_2
 

The ropes course has been closed indefinitely due Toa all those angry bees we repeat, the angry bees have taken over the ropes. Course, Be advised that if you go near the ropes course the angry bees will probably sting you. Attention, campers. The scampi has turned again. Do not eat the scampi.

0:42:00
spk_4
 

All right, well, we're back in. Ah, just like every episode. We've got a guest in the lounge today. Ah, we're really, really excited to have him here. Ah, go and introduce him. His name is Paul Morrison. And Paul here is the sailing instructor here at the camp. Yeah, Yeah! Ah! And make sure that everybody stays

0:42:19
spk_1
 

in the water and above water. Now, Paul, you are sunburnt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm tired Teoh out there in the sun regularly on all day. Really? And a

0:42:32
spk_4
 

lot have refused all of our attempts to sort of direct shade of any kind out on the doctor. What do you tow? Plant some trees in the water.

0:42:40
spk_3
 

We and you're recording this just

0:42:41
spk_1
 

outside the window with the microphone. out the window. Well, the thing is, it's body temperature

0:42:45
spk_4
 

of your body. Temperature gets cold. You feel colder. You feel out of its two out of you. Stay out here If you

0:42:53
spk_1
 

are not an amphibian. No, I'm I'm a hot blooded

0:42:58
spk_3
 

way. It seems like maybe a little Sundram.

0:43:12
spk_1
 

I said it. A rock. That was sharp, Uh, felt sharp because I got a couple of What is that?

0:43:22
spk_4
 

Burns earned burns on turns

0:43:24
spk_1
 

on my But, you know, once a while I sit on my but and I face up to the sun and then every once in a while, Mama son feels hot on the friend. I too. Well,

0:43:36
spk_3
 

you need

0:43:36
spk_4
 

a glass of water or anything, right? Okay. We got that for you. Thanks. All right. Well, you know, Paul, your your body that I need water when I work

0:43:46
spk_1
 

on water. Right? It's true that you think I just drink with down there. Yeah. It turns out you can't get very dehydrated out on the water.

0:43:55
spk_3
 

Maybe if we place the trees out there like you guys

0:43:58
spk_4
 

suggested. Just kidding. You never said it. It's not a real thing. You can't. It would be a swamp would be swamped. It be sale.

0:44:05
spk_3
 

Yeah, I eat it. He would be like icebergs made bar. I tell you what. How are sailing works? There's, Ah, big flag for the kids.

0:44:16
spk_4
 

That's called a sale. It's on a boat. Okay, you do it.

0:44:20
spk_1
 

For what? I would do this for a while. Cause shoots. I love the water, and I love lakes. So when I'm out on it, you know, it's just like, Hey, you know, here, here's the beach. You know, there's no beach here at the wake, technically, but is there sand

0:44:39
spk_0
 

or dirt the third around

0:44:42
spk_3
 

the lake, right? That's the beach. Because I've seen some of your vacation photos and that that is not a

0:44:48
spk_1
 

nice destination you went to that is that it's not a beach. All right? Yeah. So I went to an aquarium and I put some dirt on

0:44:55
spk_0
 

the ground, made it a beach

0:44:57
spk_3
 

in the parking lot. Not even near the animals in the crazy thing

0:45:01
spk_1
 

is yeah, if you know, had a lot of its Ah, it rains a lot in Atlanta. And then so then everyone. So others puddles because they don't put the drains in the right place to the parking lot because it's a new parking. Like the old parking. Lau is a little bit too a small Southern. They use a bigger parking lot and then guess what? Drainage isn't correct. So that all was said. And there's these Podd ALS. Now, what do you do with the puddle? Put sand around and make it a B U destination. Good vacation to a puddle in a parking lot. A beach in Atlanta Now you brought up. Uh, I think you brought up the Titanic, madam. An it guy. Uh, there was a similar type of situation that happened to you in the middle of the lake. It didn't. I was involved that it didn't happen to me because I'm the one who's teaching the sailors sailing to Childs. The child's dead it,

0:45:57
spk_3
 

but yeah, but you had come

0:45:58
spk_1
 

up with the biggest sailboat to sail across the lake and it had its maiden voyage and it sank.

0:46:05
spk_0
 

Thinkable sailboat. The

0:46:07
spk_3
 

problem. All these kids

0:46:08
spk_1
 

wanted to ride at one time, right? Right. With stuff. And I want to ride with Jerome. I want to ride with Joanna. I'm like, you know what kids Let's all go. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you right now, it's gonna look great, But there's not gonna be enough life jackets. So

0:46:22
spk_3
 

you didn't have

0:46:23
spk_1
 

a boat big enough at the time. I mean, you always need a bigger boat, right?

0:46:27
spk_3
 

That's Titanic to the movie. Titanic still draws. It's now. It's the movie Titanic

0:46:34
spk_0
 

to you watched a movie called Attending To

0:46:37
spk_3
 

I think you have a Titanic to Titanic. Do they need a bigger boat so they wouldn't sink? So they start the movie

0:46:44
spk_4
 

with We need a big about and then they build it. You

0:46:47
spk_3
 

know what? Have you seen

0:46:48
spk_1
 

Titanic one? Uh, the main. The maid voyage. Know what's Titanic White called Noah's Ark. I seen it. Uh, that's the one with them. Yeah, there is. Ah, two of each person, right? Just twins. Yes. It's all twins by two. Yeah, I don't

0:47:11
spk_0
 

know what you're watching dreaming movies. Or

0:47:16
spk_3
 

if I dropped

0:47:17
spk_1
 

up movies, why would I be a sailboat instructor? Just be you. Ah, Hollywood bigwig.

0:47:24
spk_0
 

Well, because he

0:47:30
spk_4
 

sat down on that. You want a chair? We could put a chair out there

0:47:33
spk_1
 

for, like, it out here. It's like, uh, like in the drive through

0:47:37
spk_3
 

its trip.

0:47:38
spk_0
 

Well, we've all been to your house

0:47:42
spk_3
 

Invited, you guys. Three tags. Yes. Way went. All three ready? Get ready for a formal advice for number four. The last one. Because I e I mean, here's the thing

0:47:56
spk_1
 

that I love about all of you guys.

0:47:58
spk_3
 

It's a hoot and a holler

0:47:59
spk_1
 

in the hallelujah. You know, we have a couple of songs way have a couple of suits. We got a couple of dollars, and then I wait, Praise the Lord. Yeah.

0:48:09
spk_3
 

You know, you look up in the sun and you see a god. You think you look at the sun, you look up, but

0:48:15
spk_1
 

his eyes were in pretty rough shape. Look at these pupils a lot. Can you see it? Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, um, keeps

0:48:28
spk_3
 

email. Because I am,

0:48:28
spk_1
 

like, why you sunglasses is my question. And then my answer is like the sun so much your vision has dimmed as part of, ah, sort of like evolution. You know? You know, those new things called, um transition lenses? Yeah. I'm at mid your eyes like a go the basis from blink 1 82 when you're out in the sun all the time. Yeah, yeah.

0:49:00
spk_0
 

Through the base report movie.

0:49:02
spk_4
 

Maybe I am with the Big with Big Borland. Actually, the guitar player from Limp Biscuit

0:49:08
spk_3
 

Way roams around there, but he is the same guy. He's got a bucket at its and replace music's No, you know, the child's head

0:49:24
spk_1
 

and a sock on his dick on his deck and then wings, you know, for tomorrow. And then they put a a flag on his back.

0:49:35
spk_3
 

Commerce breaks T. Here's the thing about these childs on this boat. A bunch of them got out of the

0:49:41
spk_1
 

sale about a bunch of started climbing to the top. Um and, um Dennis Dennis,

0:49:49
spk_0
 

you and he is a man.

0:49:51
spk_1
 

Yeah, Dennis isn't menace and, you know, he's also, you know, he he likes to do the thing where he thinks things air teeter totters, whether or not yes,

0:50:00
spk_0
 

which would be bad if you're on the top of a cell. But

0:50:02
spk_1
 

a and s o this is does the minutes not Dennis the tennis No.

0:50:06
spk_3
 

Then missed a tennis, then is the

0:50:09
spk_1
 

tennis was like going like it's time to play Ping pong. And that's the story with I mean, there is always trying to play Ping Pong Todd to play Ping. Well,

0:50:19
spk_0
 

it's not Dennis the tennis. It's not. It's Dennis. The man is not dentist. The menace.

0:50:25
spk_3
 

Well, that's your dentist, Minister. My mouth. Your mouth is in bad shape.

0:50:31
spk_4
 

I, of course, have all my teeth. Right. Do

0:50:34
spk_0
 

you have eighties Maximum?

0:50:37
spk_3
 

Shut up. I got all my teeth and they're all white, and they're all in there.

0:50:40
spk_0
 

So we're supposed to believe that you're just a vampire. Now you have two sets of fake vampire T tops and bottoms.

0:50:48
spk_3
 

Yeah, they're still growing. It looks like you have one tooth on top

0:50:53
spk_1
 

and one on the bottom. It's big plastic. Oh, come on, guys. East either, Real. They're not plastic vampire teeth.

0:50:59
spk_0
 

So Dennis, the Menace tried to

0:51:01
spk_4
 

make a teeter totter out of the boat.

0:51:03
spk_1
 

Todd at the front of the boat, I And since you sort of built the boat last

0:51:07
spk_3
 

minute and just right now, here's the thing. Bamboo float. Yeah, because you made the announcement

0:51:15
spk_1
 

that you were gonna make the biggest sailboat of all time. You made the announcement months ago, and you really procrastinated. Well, you know what it comes down to it. Who is really going to ride? How many people do you need? Everybody said you made the announcement. You should probably start building it. And, you know, everybody was kind of into it. And I was like, even nobody's that into it. I'm gonna take my time.

0:51:36
spk_3
 

When you had one refrain. Bamboo floats. What's the rush? What's the rush? Member floats family. You know, that's a movie with a can of

0:51:44
spk_0
 

rapes. Your hope

0:51:46
spk_1
 

floats. Maybe if hope is a boat, uh, and, Ah, and it's just,

0:51:54
spk_4
 

uh you can quit, eh?

0:51:57
spk_3
 

So what you do in your off season, the kids are obviously

0:51:59
spk_0
 

appear for camp three months

0:52:00
spk_1
 

out of the year. Still? Yeah, baby.

0:52:01
spk_3
 

Oh, okay. Yeah. Um, hang out of the boats, make sure they're okay. See, the

0:52:08
spk_1
 

thing is that people want a winterize boats. You know what winterizing means is like taking my other wiring. And I'm a being being being being being be filthy.

0:52:18
spk_0
 

It's a condescend to people when they

0:52:20
spk_3
 

ask. Both sides say I stay on

0:52:22
spk_1
 

each, but I gotta live on it, and they can't take another wired 11 and then may go, we would like this book. I can that boy swim underneath the wild pop up everywhere I go.

0:52:33
spk_3
 

I did that with everybody. You sort of spend 99 months of the year flapping around boat to boat like a seal claiming that

0:52:42
spk_1
 

you only live on them. I leave lights on everybody a different times. Said it seems like somebody something about TV on a little

0:52:50
spk_4
 

bit. Do you disguise yourself in any? Well,

0:52:52
spk_3
 

yeah, I do disguise only to about 16 boats. You man in a water. The man is sort of what you are the man. The man looks a lot like, uh, Austin Powers. Yeah, it looks like awesome power. And the woman is made so with the man. I do? Yeah. You dio I do The Austin Powers Look, But I do the voice of the

0:53:22
spk_0
 

musical Group Day

0:53:23
spk_3
 

BK. You do a four part harmony voice for the man

0:53:33
spk_0
 

again. The woman is you Your

0:53:34
spk_3
 

way. Yeah, playing a little bit is

0:53:38
spk_4
 

confusing. I don't want to hurt anyways feel like so

0:53:40
spk_3
 

I just try to be trying to make this really is a kid. Women get to the bad. I don't like a

0:53:46
spk_1
 

dick, right tie with clicking all for parts of Danity King Shannon. That'll play mainly

0:53:52
spk_3
 

on your broad with that character. It's a broad us. Well, what do you say? Austin Powers Specifics or Danity Kane? Specific. I say Danity Kane specific. As if they were dressed up like powers. Are they out of Halloween? Are Yeah, they're just have It's like each one wanted

0:54:09
spk_1
 

to be Beyonce and Gold member, Right? That's mainly

0:54:14
spk_0
 

the compromise was in Austin

0:54:15
spk_3
 

Powers. They all dressed

0:54:18
spk_1
 

up like Austin Powers as a compromise. When a man fights amongst himself in place for women as a man, nobody wants Teoh get in the middle of that fight, right? Very confusing. Yeah, So I leave the TV odd and one I fight amongst myself as a man and then as the woman, I come up from 1/3 or fourth boat and go

0:54:41
spk_3
 

keep it down over there. It's also very

0:54:44
spk_1
 

tough to swim underwater in a full costume in the

0:54:48
spk_3
 

sky, killing up on your side. No. So big kills underneath. You're gonna go 12 13 feet under

0:54:54
spk_1
 

on Kiev. Any clubs and all the clothes I wear Rubber

0:54:59
spk_3
 

Robert Clouds. When you were ever called it looks dry and it is dry. But it also when you go into order

0:55:06
spk_1
 

and you reveal yourself up above the water, it fills with water. And then you're a big bucket. I've got a kid so heavy I got a spot in the back that luckily, these suits down

0:55:20
spk_3
 

because you're draining for 1/2 hour Podd little thing on a cooler and trends out the back like you're buttle vo thing. The only flaw.

0:55:30
spk_1
 

So my system is when they decide to go talk to somebody else and I can't get out of my costume, right? That's feel me flow only clock. You can't get back into your

0:55:40
spk_3
 

You know, That's what I just realized recently.

0:55:43
spk_1
 

Um, um um um um, walkie talkies. I've

0:55:50
spk_3
 

just realized what I realised. Walking, talking. So I use a lot of walkie talkies

0:55:55
spk_1
 

and then just throw my voice. I'm not really throwing my voice now, using you have multiple fake conversations on multiple boats just from talking to sake. They

0:56:05
spk_0
 

have seen a few of these, and it is something to watch when someone walks up to you and says, I'd like to rich arise my boat. The production of the conversation that happens after that is really? Because now it's been happening in real time. But remember for a while you were swimming

0:56:21
spk_3
 

training for 1/2 hour, getting on the boat yelling Keep it down over there have

0:56:27
spk_0
 

been popping back out of costume underwater.

0:56:29
spk_1
 

So, you know, it has been like for me when anybody walks up to one about my back is to him. If my was live bank was if my back wasn't to him and I was facing him that I can't even start cover's blown. They know what I looked like as the woman.

0:56:50
spk_3
 

Well, it's great to have you. You were one of the

0:56:53
spk_1
 

worst consultants on Mrs Doubtfire. Is that?

0:56:56
spk_3
 

Yeah. Well, way was famously the worst. They had many consultants on Mrs Doubtfire. How to get the man to look believable as a woman, Right? Everybody's going back and forth, and my whole thing was like, put him in water. I immediately

0:57:10
spk_1
 

got fired. They're like, whether under the prosthetics or whatever the right

0:57:13
spk_3
 

when they didn't have the big swimming

0:57:14
spk_1
 

seen drive by fruiting. Yeah, yeah, by the pool. And they couldn't They couldn't. You know,

0:57:22
spk_4
 

you suggested a dive by fruiting, right?

0:57:24
spk_1
 

Yeah. Originally, the, um, movie took place at a Seaworld hope.

0:57:37
spk_0
 

Originally, the way you wanted it to be when you were telling them what it should be.

0:57:42
spk_1
 

Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's funny. People have different ways of seeing the truth. You know? That's

0:57:52
spk_0
 

true. Well, you were one of the best consultants, though On a lot of wear on water working

0:57:58
spk_3
 

Well, the biggest is I didn't do the movie.

0:58:00
spk_1
 

Here's a big misconception. I didn't do the movie. I did the universal

0:58:04
spk_3
 

studio. Good, good, good. I said, You know what we need? Everybody jumped from there were better shelf life. To be honest, it's you know, that's where I could stay up

0:58:17
spk_1
 

here for nine months on here, and I didn't change from that. Oh, my God.

0:58:21
spk_3
 

The residuals I get you get paid for

0:58:25
spk_1
 

every explosion in that right? Every time we explosion goods off, I get a paycheck in the mouth.

0:58:31
spk_4
 

Separate paychecks for each explosion. There is what

0:58:33
spk_1
 

I That's what my

0:58:34
spk_3
 

deal is. And you also

0:58:36
spk_1
 

wrote into the deal. You get paid every time someone leaves that ride early to go right on the honey I shrunk the kids be I dio Because here's the thing. If somebody stupid enough to think that that's a ride when you're sitting in bleachers.

0:58:51
spk_0
 

Well, that was my issue with It is I'm sitting there and I'm like, I want Do we start moving

0:58:56
spk_1
 

right? And we're like, make this around. I got you know what? If you think this is a right you open, but

0:59:00
spk_3
 

I That's sort of your typical thing. Someone asked you a question or a service. And you make fun of him. Theorize this boat. This isn't a ride, idiot. How do they keep

0:59:11
spk_1
 

up with the audience members? Thoughts when, and small rumblings to each other is there They're on their way. There's a lot. You know, there's ushers there, right? Those ushers are you know, they do more than just sit people down at the beginning of the show. They're listening it. Yeah, If people seem unhappy Oh, they jot down the number. Everything. May I say number? Yeah, the number of their ticket. Okay. May I see your ticket? Are you having not a good time? Boom. I getting paid, and that's if you're not having a good right, Right? Wow. Well, um how how are the, um, were obviously trying to beat camp Beth Shalom on sailing. How is that coming along? Do you feel like you are sailing team? This year is going to be good. You know, our team thrives on the lighter people s. So as long as we keep our campers light, there's a good chance we can win. You're saying no fatties on the sailboat, whether I mean, he said that on the signs he put up last week and there's were quickly taken down. Yeah, well, I mean, but then everybody gets it. You put

1:00:26
spk_4
 

it up, put it on the first day, the information gets spread through word of mouth about. Did you see those signs? Yeah. And then it was like what? We know he doesn't want fatty.

1:00:33
spk_1
 

They turned a bunch of the kids against each other. Sort of bacon. The bigger kids feel bad about? Well, yeah. I mean, I do this whole thing at the beginning of every week. Why go do the pokes? And I was like, That's where you like everything. Somebody is a fatty poke, and then I fear on your way to the sailing, you know, practice and I go, Honestly, did you get pumped? Ones that cry I know are not going to be on the team. Got pumped? No, e. There is some, uh, you know, uh, importance to be put on strength because these the sailing team you have now because they are the lightest is also like these kids air week. These air, little waves, zero muscle. Yeah. Yeah. So but it's guided by the wind in the sails. Right?

1:01:23
spk_3
 

A lot of the kids are

1:01:24
spk_1
 

getting blown off the ship. Okay? Because they're so light. Hey. Oh, yeah. Here. The rules, the fucking rule. By these suits, you have to start with seven on the sailboat. This is how you read the rules to at the beginning of every year's competition. Skyping with sarcasm. Well, I mean, the Certs making camp counselors camp there. The suits to me because they're the ones who are going like the rose. Here's the real for May Stay in the set.

1:01:56
spk_3
 

Okay. You have to stay in the sun. Hey, you know

1:02:01
spk_1
 

what? People are deficient off deficient off vitamin by deficient, and

1:02:11
spk_0
 

you really leave into the hint on that way. We're talking about this.

1:02:14
spk_3
 

I'm just trying

1:02:15
spk_1
 

to teach everybody about, you know, the good properties of this, you know, thing that keeps super mantle. But,

1:02:24
spk_3
 

I mean, you got us put up an umbrella or something. You gotta let us put

1:02:29
spk_1
 

upon umbrella. You've got blisters forming on your forehead. Okay? You don't you don't. You have blisters on your feet from walking? No. Oh, uh, you don't,

1:02:38
spk_4
 

do you? Yeah. Okay.

1:02:40
spk_0
 

When you walk for a very long time or

1:02:42
spk_3
 

Well, I don't have shoes on in

1:02:44
spk_1
 

it. It's like you know the cement. Get Todd.

1:02:46
spk_4
 

Right. And your feet stay kind of wet also. So you're kind of wet feet on hot concrete.

1:02:51
spk_1
 

It feels cool. For what? A man. And then what? What? What? What? What was going? You don't even seek out grass or anything. You just keep going around the pool. Hey, I'm always gonna get back in that I

1:03:06
spk_0
 

remember at the beginning of the summer, there is kind of a will. They won't. They going on between you and the lead sailing instructor for a Campeche alone.

1:03:13
spk_1
 

Ho Todd E. Yeah. Todd. Todd.

1:03:16
spk_0
 

Todd. What's been going on with that relationship?

1:03:20
spk_3
 

You know, it's

1:03:20
spk_0
 

like you're mad about something.

1:03:22
spk_3
 

I'm not

1:03:22
spk_1
 

mad about hot Todd. I think he doesn't. Great. But he loves, though. You know, the rules he loves arose. So he's gonna father Rose, and he's gonna go like, Hey, just because there's seven to start seven should finish. I gotta go. Say so. The rules, It's a seven. Need to start on the boat,

1:03:40
spk_3
 

gently end up with just the boat of the end. But that's the winning

1:03:45
spk_1
 

boat. Hey, guess who want? Yeah, but

1:03:47
spk_3
 

you've been

1:03:48
spk_0
 

putting the kids through a lot of unlikely training scenarios. You set him off yesterday with no sale and said, Figure it out. Yeah, And And you kept suggesting one of the kids could become a sale cause they're so thin.

1:03:59
spk_1
 

Well, I mean, the first thing I say the kids is the thing that I've said to you guys. Bamboo floor. Right? And I dropped him off in the middle of a force that I said, get the water and get over to my side. Considering that how little you gave them, they did have sort of a, uh uh What's that Tom Hanks movie? Where you bastard cast away style boat that they had made it great and it was chunky and it was slow. It was, but they got across the water and, you know, they're better sailors for That's nice. Nice teacher matter fish, right? Rather than giving them official that you didn't want them to fish. Yeah. If you give them the fish, they know what fish they need to fish. So they're trying. They have a cooler full of fish. It is. I catch the say I have a cooler full of fresh. I go catch these been thrown back in the water. If they

1:04:55
spk_3
 

come back to the exact same fish so they can get you some how? Get bathed. I take him. You're gonna check every time that gets the right fish.

1:05:03
spk_1
 

If they catch the right fish, I get baby, if they leave the water. And you know this is not fun. I get

1:05:13
spk_3
 

Who did you make

1:05:14
spk_4
 

this deal with? I don't Who's who's signing these checks?

1:05:17
spk_1
 

Who's signing the check? Yeah, Camp. Yeah, he's made the most amazing thing here at this camp because these air my sailboat, this is my like So you can't use the lake if you don't use my sailboat so I don't

1:05:34
spk_4
 

realize you are. You are the actual owner Villa at Lake.

1:05:38
spk_0
 

You bought up a bunch of lakes in the country, right?

1:05:40
spk_1
 

I did. You know what? You know what paid that? Waterworld, buddy? Yeah, you are. Water world is killing it for you to

1:05:47
spk_3
 

listen. I'm connected. Those checks I'm connecting them checks and I'm connected him to make a barrier to make a new leg. You are lashing all of your checks. You're connecting. Some of them connected toe him rapid him and

1:06:01
spk_1
 

rubber and using it to make a new

1:06:04
spk_3
 

I don't know if that's

1:06:05
spk_1
 

a great idea being well, Well, a couple from a guy who has this

1:06:09
spk_3
 

job. I have many, you know, like visit the thing. I'm having

1:06:17
spk_1
 

fun of you guys. I've invited you to buy house three times. Yeah, wins the fourth when he wants to come again. It's coming. It's

1:06:23
spk_3
 

coming. And you know how to entertain. I'm excited for that formal invite as well. Well, the big is when that formal

1:06:29
spk_1
 

invite comes, you know it's in the mail. Yeah, it's a box and you have to press a button at the top of the box and uh, you know, I mean, it's you

1:06:40
spk_3
 

sending us

1:06:41
spk_1
 

a bomb balm invite. Okay, you know what I mean? Well, the last party was I got so drunk from that vodka ice luge. Here's the crazy thing. The ice was made of vodka as well.

1:06:53
spk_3
 

Really? That seems to bust one of the guys. All the free. Oh, my friends is about

1:07:01
spk_1
 

money and technology and the sun. You Michael, change. Okay, so you're also a scientist. Your summer. No. I think I'm a scientist in the sense that I like that science can work for you. And I say and I make a luge out of, um, the vodka, Um, by, um, diluting the vodka with a little bit of dry eyes. Ok, Ok, so you're not. You might have gotten drunk, but you also might have just gotten sick. Yeah. I mean, my body was starved of oxygen. I was somehow consuming hard carbon dioxide, and it was bubbling up in my stuff. Sort of vapor coming out of your pores.

1:07:50
spk_3
 

Yeah, I looked

1:07:51
spk_1
 

like a Halloween treat. Like a little Halloween front door ornament. Yeah. For the most part, you started

1:07:57
spk_0
 

getting used for Ah, bad community. theater

1:08:01
spk_1
 

plays. Somebody snatched me up, and I ended up in a middle school with on stage next to Romeo and Juliet. I was just kind of bubbling over. Really provides him smoke during the final, saying, I think he also had another credit when you play the water in the local production of Phantom of the Opera. That's right. I mean, I became a full on prop. I got stored in a in a, uh, elementary schools prop closet for two weeks last

1:08:32
spk_0
 

November. Fan in the upper having a lot of water. And

1:08:34
spk_3
 

there's a point where

1:08:35
spk_1
 

he takes Christine away and brings it to his layer. Do me a favor, Rita,

1:08:41
spk_3
 

but wait to see what it looks like. You want me

1:08:46
spk_0
 

to read fan on the operate? You want me to read a

1:08:48
spk_3
 

book? Read a bucket? Listen, a head of the pleasant guys were having a plus. You gotta come over my ass for the fourth orders. The invite? Yeah.

1:08:57
spk_1
 

What is it? What are we talking about? We're just waiting for the bomb in bite. You're gonna get a Byman. It's an Easter party this year. You got some time, M Barnier. It's on Easter, Easter themed party, Um, on Labor Day, Okay, is rising again at the you know, Whos labor. We're getting there. Yeah. Yeah.

1:09:21
spk_0
 

Well, um, it looks like someone is actually trying to get on one of your boats right

1:09:26
spk_1
 

now, Paul, about easy thing I got. You know, front point is an alarm system. It's like 80 t. Uh, I've got it'll signal me on my, um my foot phone when anybody tries to turn on and, you

1:09:46
spk_4
 

know, call you.

1:09:47
spk_1
 

Yeah. Call me when they try to turn the engine on a sailboat.

1:09:51
spk_3
 

Eddie's elbow. Yours. Any of my sale book? And none of your sailboats have engines, right? So the security system probably not working very well. I'm gonna go check. You know, you should just go

1:10:05
spk_1
 

check. Who was it? That was it somebody that looked like Dennis? I can't I can't see. It looks like a kid who's been poked. Okay. Okay. Well, then he might push down the front of that.

1:10:17
spk_0
 

We should let you go, Paul, But thanks for being here.

1:10:20
spk_4
 

Yeah, Paul is a real a real pleasure to have you in the lounge on. It's a pleasure to have you around the campus. Well,

1:10:27
spk_3
 

hey, guys, I'm here every summer of people are listen to come to the lakes. Uh, you know, right in a sailboat. Come to a

1:10:36
spk_1
 

party. Goto Waterworld. Hate it. Got a water world.

1:10:40
spk_4
 

We ate it.

1:10:44
spk_3
 

Well, good luck on the new

1:10:45
spk_1
 

lake. Podd works out. Thank

1:10:46
spk_4
 

you. Can't wait to see it. Paul, thanks so much for coming in the lounge. Thank you. Everybody out there for listening. Uh, we'll get at you again next time, but until then, say, hey.

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