surprisingly good temperature. And here, I think, Yeah, it's warm. Ah, I like it like this. I honestly Yes. No, me. I'm a sweater and I like sweating.

You have No You would

like it to be cool if you are a sweater.

No, no, no. Because I like the feeling I like the leg that, like, sort of slippy sliding feeling coming.

Then you should say you're cold natured, you get cold. So you like it to be hot.

I But I think I'm warm Nature. I moved towards nature. I'm like a warm or cold blooded animal. I like to be in a temperate. I like to be in the temperature. I like to feel so I like to be in the heat.

Well, I mean, your bed,

your bed is uncomfortable. Kind of like a Terreri. Um,

yeah,

Well, well, I was so it was so nice when they

said the terrarium comparison is 100% accurate.

Yeah. All right. Well, you guys rockets the lizard because you like her side of the soft and your side to

be rocks and a cactus. Yeah, I wish there was a her side right now. It's all it's all him side. Ah, it's all years. Yeah. No, I haven't needed a heat lamp. You guys, do you guys know my old place? Ah, put on Earth. Uh, I had a nice little heat lamp, but down here, on the minimum anymore. And I'm just, you know, honestly, and I'm loving the food that they've been giving me that fresh lettuce is so good. Oh, yeah, honestly, it's so good. It's so crisp. It's watery. It keeps me hydrated. I'm honestly

Are you okay, though? Cause I noticed you haven't been eating your crickets, huh?

Jumping away from

me. I'm not quick enough. I'll get there, though. I will get there where the cricket eating will be possible. Well, yeah. I mean,

you do

have a elongated neck that is able to eat things whole and slowly push them

down, right? Yeah. You know, I think a very quick evolution, you could say came down here, started eaten, eating things that reptiles eat. And I started to sort of feel more like a reptile. Look more like a reptile. My Dave

offering a women here. Apples from a tree

Also, You've been crazy about Budweiser. Levi's.

Yes. Yeah, yeah. me. I you know, I met those two guys I met those other two guys Ice. Yeah, well, there's other two frogs, Uh, and we've just been having a blast with, but But I'm the bud there. The wise there, there. Uh, So you guys have been

touring around doing that commercial? Yeah. Like, area is an act.

Yeah. Yeah. You And to to,

uh, bullfrogs to bullfrogs are on the road in hell,

Which is where we are. Yeah, let's right at me. But light Wait, I think I I'm saying it. I mean, I know it was hard to say it first. Where in How

I had the same thing after my third divorce. I couldn't say I was divorced for a long time, and it was a huge You didn't. Ah, personal thing when I finally said it and finally left the house.

That must same for May, with you guys to be in hell. I mean, because I'm not, you know, uh, I'm not there. Rail line.

Well, you're in denial, Sam.

It's the first

time. And I don't mean the

river. No, no, you don't Ideo. He's not Cleopatra.

Well, then why am I dressed like this.

Well, that's why my just so where they were in the mile, you're playing out the joke in denial. While you're in actual deny. It's weird. It's weird disrespect. I know who I am. It's I'm Cleopatra, and I'm leaving in the Nile. Listen, you need

to go to the hell therapist and get to buy breakthrough. Because we had it. I had it on Earth with ridiculous divorce was

just Matt a choice. And then he had it with his divorce on Earth. And now we've had it in hell.

Where in hell we've we've accepted it. And you are dragging your feet dressed like Cleopatra.

Okay,

you are. You know, and look, I think the first step to just sort of coming to terms with being inhale guys is to get back to what we know best, which is getting behind the mikes and recording a podcast. So I think there I think we need to do it. I think we need to dismiss.

There are bikes and hell

there are. Well,

the women were sitting in front of what?

There's a lot of open

mikes in hell there. So

there's a lot of Mike's hot mikes open. My

Oh, yeah, you gotta Every anywhere you go in hell, you have to go through at least three open Mike.

It's weird. They're sort of back door to pull your name out of a hat and get some time. You don't have to

just doth walk through them. You have to perform

cold packs there back then, by the time you go up there empty and it's devastating because of these air, not venues that

are good for comedies are busy Coffee shop,

disease starts, side street, busy side streets. Yeah, health funerals, healthy girls. You have to go back. You have to do five, and and and you don't you don't get a ton

of time to prepare your here. Your A lot of times you're surprised with your booking.

I went up the cry factory the other night, and it was

that for people that don't know that is the Cheesecake Factory in hell.

Yes, menus huge.

And it's devastating there, playing all your worst moments from Earth, while people in all white, dirty, dirty, all white

or dirty white serve you hellish night.

Same menu saying

menu. The avocado egg rolls they do give you an order of avocado egg rolls. If you're going up, we ask. That is very right before you go right before you go stuffed. And I had to follow Dane Cook. And how?

And that is the chef. Yes, Yes. Dane. Comma cook. Yes. Yes. You know you're not

the famous, you

know. He's still alive and well on earth. He's not out here. No,

he's a demon, right? Dane Comic believe so? Yes. Yeah,

Well, his devil's food cake is going well.

Look, you got super that, you know, showed up in sooth person. We thought when we were in denial was Jesus way first got there. We learned that Satan

were crazy about Hello. Satan is litigious

denial. I thought that was Tutankhamen. Who is that again? Student Common

is an old pharaoh that I use

also known as King Tut.

00 I see.

Martin did a send up of him.

What? Its end up,

huh? You know that Steve Martin thing pissed me off? Not very a little

apprised. Uh, what's up? He went. What's up?

That's too small.

This is a big stop.

As on earth, so is inhale is what I'll say. So you do that smoother as on Earth. So it is in hell. You're

cutting off the circulation to your face. You have

Teoh. Maybe it's cause your hair has gotten so long. It's tighter.

It's not. That's not the problem, guys. Uh, cranial swelling. Listen, I know that

eating a lot of salt.

I'm not eating a lot of guys. I'm only eating well. Let big glasses. Guys, I know this equipment looks new, and you're probably all thinking, you know, we got it under control, but, uh, we've been recording.

Ah,

just another layer.

I thought I thought for sure that I would have it this this time around.

You think this after life you would be crystal clear and not making the same mistakes? The problem isn't how I think they

set me up for failure here. I think they made they. The buttons aren't labeled right,

because we're in hell. I didn't think

waiting in the Nile could get any worse. Could get any worse.

Not in the Nile. You are in denial.

You are in during the first stage of grief, you get my golden hair. You told him hitless and you went to

the costume store, which are there so many costume stores down here,

there's every costume is running this and they're mislabeled. Sometimes you're like trying to get a bite to eat. And when you walk in

there like tricked all wigs and sketch customs.

Dammit, I

ordered a hamburger from one the other day and it was a bun with a sexy nurse costume in between. The two buns was

See, now that's crazy because they're sort of they're really going for that trip. Israel, but not what I said. It's too crazy. That is crazy.

But anyway, guys, we're recording this old time, so

I mean, you can't blame

it on on the This is top quality Mike's and recording devices. We are across the what? Well, we were at hell's orientation.

Yeah, well, I mean, before we get into it, I think we should remind people that you are listening to the teachers lounge. This used to be the podcast. That was for, uh, first issues pertaining. Teoh said, Who cares? Because we're in hell now on. Things have jammed.

Have you guys stopped caring about everything? I've never been morning. Yeah. You would think that

you would fully give up. But there's something about this air down here that increases your anxiety. Uh, really makes you stress. Uh,

you've always feel

late down here is an interesting

Yeah, the thing is, on Earth I always was late, but I didn't care. And now I always feel late. No matter what

you were here.

I think that there's there's weird magic at play because I've been I've walked into places looking at my watch, and it says, I got five minutes ago. I walked through the door in that hand, jumps 15 minutes into the future, and

everybody's looking at you all hoping their risk. I've noticed up being in the Nile for the first time. I care about stuff, and it's really

affecting how I feel. It's

really making me unhappy. Usually, I used

to go through life, do whatever I wanted and not really react to the world around me, but, uh, devastated that who I am.

Uh, well, we should do a quick intro. The Teacher's Lounge. Ah, if you're listening for the first time ever, Way did. Ah, seven seasons on Earth and now we're in hell. We were murdered by the lunatic in the white house

in front of the school book depository. Uh, he buried us eight feet underground. I

realized this when that was happening, but it was a lot of it was a lot like JFK's assassination. I did not realize after seeing the video, they were very similar. There's a print. Our Zapruder film is. Putin

is a Pooter Pooter

film, which is what they're calling it. Um, is and

we were getting

our own museum, right? Yeah. Dallas?

Yeah. They're putting up a museum that's in what's the opposite of in memoriam?

Yeah, it's celebrating the killer. Yeah, it's for

the lunatic in the White House. It's It's his memorabilia. And just a small a picture of us.

It's gonna be more like a presidential library. Yeah,

a lot of scholarly books about like that. They invented a word for a feeling Joy at the death of somebody. Um uh, it's like a German ish word.

Yeah. Heil. Hi, Ari Hyo. All right,

um, but we're unfortunately in hell now we're recording out of that. We work in hell.

Yes! Yeah, yeah. We walked across the street. We blew off the orientation. That shit was boring. Was leading that McCain e. I think that

was McCain. Once again, I don't like listening.

I also don't like that he started going by his last name.

No, he is. It's like the whole bad boy style is doing really

lead into the maverick thing. It's like as on Earth. So in hell Pain. We were surprised to see you in hell, McCain And he said, I'm not, but yeah, and he But he also leads that in that orientation with, like, way to much energy and way more important than anyone. That's a part of it. Feels like it is. Yeah, like guys. You don't listen now you're not gonna understand later, and

it's so

silly. I mean, what is there to understand? Were were destined to eternal damnation. I don't need somebody to remind me how everything works down. Okay? I've learned everything by experience so

far. Buying into it early on, when they were passing out the T shirts, I was like,

This could

be fun if I get in the mind. If I just accept this, it might be fun, right? But I hated those teas.

They were so big on us. They're like it's like it different sizes don't get a bunch of triple Excels.

Yeah, and they were clever. They t shirts were clever.

They thought they were clever.

Yeah, I wasn't minding

the tour so much when they weren't talking to us. And we could sort of talk to our our fellow hell mates and to be down here with Yeah, but then when they stopped and got us into the multipurpose area and just started talking at us,

yeah, it was boring. So we walked across the street to a We work. If you guys are familiar with, we works, they are shared cool, shared spaces. Very do work

every young millennials to do whatever they want while they pretend to work with their

dog. Yeah, there's tons of dogs in here.

Yeah, there's a bunch of dogs with no, like no callers on the And if you are you I do a big show of thinking the dog has cute. So everyone knows here that I'm not likeable.

Oh, who is the You keep trying it to use people to hook up with. Yeah, Yeah, it feels false on you time. Really? Yeah. Well, it hasn't

worked, that's for sure.

I tell you, don't like. And

I've had dogs kind of carrying them by the scruff

because it's how their mothers do it. It's

how their mothers do it.

You're not with your teeth tied. Also,

it's not other people. You're doing it to other people's dogs. It's

how their mothers do it. Putting him

in the corner and then trying to breast

feed. Yeah,

I just Hey, as on Earth, So in hell I'm trying to get laid down here. So, uh, walking around on parent and

go was your date last night?

Um, it was a top to bottom disaster.

Really? That's a surprise.

Yeah, you bottom. She arrived. Yeah, you were talked about. I went from top to bottom. I came in thinking I was the top and I left the bottom

bad. Well, it was fine. It's just, you know, when

someone else doesn't have chemistry with you. I like your doing. Hey, everything right? They're just not there, you know? And I tell you what, uh, dating is hell, You know what I mean?

Were they where? Every time you said something, they just stare at you blankly not knowing anything about what you said,

right? Yeah. Rid. Well, because the thing is, they were

saying something and they were wrong about it. Their time of politics wrong. So I was I was kind of jumping in and explaining to them Well, yeah, I'm a libertarian. I'm a I'm a Bill Maher libertarian on. And so I was saying like, No, no, no, Don't you understand? If you don't regulate anybody, everything's fine. I have no evidence of this, but I'll say it forever. And he kept trying to chime in. I said, Let me explain it to you. You know, we just had no chemistry.

That's up by my Yeah,

you guys went to a beautiful restaurant. Did that end up being a restaurant?

Well, it was beautiful in there, but I will say this that my pumpkin costume burger was a little bit overcooked over overcooked. Interesting. Yeah.

Could you tell? Was it singed?

Oh, to a crisp? Yeah, It was a burnt pumpkin costume burger. And you

were in a costume shop. You in a costume shop?

Well, tell that to my sumo wrestler costume dessert.

I can have a little fan on it. What? You ate that? Yeah, I heard you this morning. You When you poo did this morning. We had a fan and had a way

to inflate the sumo. Right? That's

about a weird fan that's on your butt in the Schumann costume.

Um, yeah, but, you know, that's my experience in hell. I do feel like, um I am a new me here a

little. I think we all kind of have to feel that way, because it is This is the new normal. My

guys, this is our new normal on,

and and And if, for all intents and purposes, this is our eternity and that's the thing. I mean, the concept of infinity and eternity is something that terrified me since the day I was born. So the fact that

you always were hoping you would die and be dead forever

I've never thought about

what I was a kid.

Yeah. Who wants to continue on in this consciousness?

Yeah, I I always hoped that, you know, the lights go out and there's nothing there, but it turns out the lights don't go out. The scenery just changes.

Isn't that brutal? That you hated being alive so much that you were so scared that you would have to keep happening for eternity.

Yeah, that dying would still be living. It was my biggest fear.

I'm so that makes me so sad.

And it's and it's come true twice. And

here's the thing. That's the crazy thing for you knew this already. I

did it. I did. I knew all

this already very

coy Down here in the night.

I've been here before, literally quickly and too quick, Succinct sentences. Tell us how you died the first time and came back. And then you're here now when you died again, Well, the first

time that I died, If I'm not mistaken, I had sex and my heart stopped. That's Ah, I died and came toe hell or heaven. Ah, they're very similar. If there I've been in two different places, but they seem very similar. But then I came back to life. Obviously, um, you guys did a seh aunts and brought me back to life into a stew Taylor's body and ah, And then eventually I shed the cocoon of Stew Taylor's body on and ah became Howard again. But ah, the and my insides were used to hide dynamite and we blew up box son's wedding right with my body and I became just a severed head that I then attached Teoh Arnold Schwarzenegger's body, right? Ah, and then lived with that for a little while and then I died again with you guys at the end of last season. Ah, after camp, too. Perfect. Sous ain't Senate. Yeah, it's been hell literally ups and downs for me. But honestly, I feel like there is, like, a little bit of me that just knows now what? What to expect from life. And I'm gonna grab it by the horns. Well, try to make

it. When we first got here, we were kind of walking around and I do remember

somebody saying, Oh, no, it's him and and running off. And then it was

a woman with kind of your features, like an older version of you with

my mom. Really? That was my mom? Yeah.

Oh, my God. So you're telling me that this thing we have

on earth when we that makes us feel better when someone dies? Oh, at least I'll see them in heaven.

It happened to you, but the full opera Your mom was in hell and she was avoiding you.

Yeah, and I followed her. I followed her. She followed. I followed her. She

for how long?

Ah, well, you mean you guys? How long was I gone? Ah, a couple double days. I followed her.

She with anyone?

She waas? Sure she was with. She was with someone. What was happening? Ah, they Well, I'll say he he was not. He was younger. Older? Uh, quite a bit older.

Interesting. And your way. You know, your mom is with an older man in hell, huh? They both sort of looks and their bodies.

Yeah. No, they both look very different from each other. Uh, well, yeah. Looks like she sought out something specific. Did you recognize him? Uh, I don't know

What a Some of your features. Maybe he was. Your dad was

here. That's the thing, guys. What? He wasn't my dad. Oh,

no. Your mom's having

an affair and help. Well, yeah, my mom died. My dad's still alive, and she's having an affair with my dad in hell with an older man with an older man. Yeah,

he's bragging about it.

Yeah, well, he here's the crazy thing. I finally caught up with my mom at a restaurant. Yeah, I sort of stood over to the side waiting, waiting to make my move. She went to the bathroom. She would just to say hello.

Just making sure she went to the

water was she would avoid you

always making moves. She went to the bathroom and her knew her new friend came over to the bar. And you see that hot piece of ass I'm with? Jay says, And I said, Listen, buddy, I don't want to hear this.

Oh, so he confided in you

about it and me, and he told me so,

Being misogynistic towards your mother? Yes. And I heard you went along with it because you're too scared t to stand

up to this man.

Yeah. I mean, for a little

you added on that rumor has been going around. Hell, yeah.

You know, this might might Hell stepdaddy, uh, forced me to be more more misogynistic than he

forced you to, bro. Out with him about how hot your mom was. And you never spoke up about your

mom. He said, Don't you love how her shirt so thin you can see your po keys?

Oh, so he's massage and weird. I said, Oh, Yeah. Oh, yeah. You could cut ice with those. Hey, was getting

so misogynistic that he was starting to get turned on to you because you looked

like her. How are you? How are anyway, I let him kiss me. Whoa! Oh, our This is devastated. Oh, it's fun. I want to really help your that the whole a cious nightmare.

Who have you been texting him? Ah, I don't have

the heart to say anything. He's he's playing. You keep saying the main de main squeeze is your mother. Yeah. And I said I've

noticed you scratching a lot down below.

Yeah, Everything okay? Uh, yes. Going on. We're not

talking about the crabs you immediately get upon arrival.

We're not doing the hell crab. No,

no. Apparently, I've got a

yeast size, but also days as Howard Howard,

this is bad for you.

You, Todd, this is a taxing. Accepted it, And I was on earth size seven. Hell,

I'm going to take I'm gonna take the curveballs that God or the devil astern at me

and I am not holes. Well, that's the thing. Oh,

I didn't see

you once when you were drying off. When you got out of the shower and I swung. I way

you knew where

they were going to be. Exactly.

And all of a sudden, in comes an umpire from nowhere and says you're

well, uh, yeah,

but, uh, if anyone hasn't seen it, definitely. Go on. Uh, go online and check out. Babe Ruth called it and he knocked her balls. I mean, they went,

yes. Lie games, Johnny. Babe Ruth called it. You'll find it. You'll find its video, baby, It's got, like, knocking it out of the

http colon Backslash backslash h e double l dot youtube dot com tell you to be different.

And you when you when your balls were hit out of the park were caught by a young boy and then a man stole it from the young boy. Yeah, that went viral. That went by.

It was ah, it was Ah, young native American boy caught it and he was punched by a middle aged white man and they touched the ball with hell is the same as Earth.

It seems to me like we are all experiencing different stages of grief waiting except we got you And

yes, participants acceptance and participants which is not a state. You're doubling down and

created a new stage of grief. Sam is clearly in denial.

Must be so tough for you guys to be in stages. Fact,

Sam. Well, I'm on your

side. I just feel like I'm the strong one right now. I need a shoulder to lean on its

me. All right.

Um what

stage are you in, Todd?

Well, what else is there? There's anger. Which that's kind of perpetual. Yeah, I guess I was grieving for 120 years or 75 way All went through

that stage. We got in the ring early here in hell, and I thought we could box and getting the shit beat out of us to We're looking for a place to put that anger.

Yeah, Yeah. They said we could box anyone of our choice on We all said butter be

way all in unison Said Butterbean Way

got puzzled by butter baby

butter Bean is bigger and less in shape

when he was on earth

down here. But the punching strength is still

and it's a It was crazy. When they asked me that it was as if I had been thinking about that question my whole life. I didn't know it. I have so quickly.

I I've been thinking about it since the day I saw him. Knockout Knoxville. Yeah, I was like, I would love to. I would love to have the opportunity to fight this man.

So after butter being pummeled, us? Yeah. We couldn't go down losers. So we had to challenge someone else to a boxing fight. You know, I challenge Louis C. K. I know he's been boxing to burn off some steam and, well, he kicked the shit out. T o b U

on right. When he walked out, you got a standing ovation before even starting a

long time for them to sit out.

It was as if he had, like, come back from a USO tour. Everyone was just like, Oh, so happy to see him in how Levi's everyone in hell was very excited. That Louise back. Yeah, so that it was like, All right, all right. We got to do something a little easier. So of course in unison. Verne Troyer and boy, did

we pummel him. Really? Do. We did win that back to back the back to back fights Rive earned ref.

The ref game was standing 10 count

introducing new fighter after new fighter and we would kick the shit out of him. Then after

the orientate, one of the parts of hell that you don't know is gonna happen is they force you to watch your own funeral.

Yes, it's a humbling experience that bad. It seems like they only do it for people who had bad funerals too, because, I mean, there are some people who had great funerals

A at the beginning of orientation they give you a thumb drive with your funeral,

you can choose It could be a thumb drive or you can dio ftp You can do a direct download from

you know, we have box.

You could do. We transfer.

Yeah, you can do whatever. I'm wire.

We're just bear share. Soc farmers only

I chose buyer share and it is It's sandwich in

between a, um mine. Also I think has ah, eyes mystic o help him on

it. Yeah, I lived in four different

ones. I got a mystical album. I got a cover of gin and juice by, uh, by a late nineties punk band. Yeah,

the 80 aliens cover outcast without the tinny showing. But

it is no matter which which one you use. You haven't account already. You have a password, but you don't remember what it is. And so, yeah, I get the video. You have to read. You have to enter, like, 10 different passwords. And they got a new one

so hard you have to answer all these. What was your mother's mother's maiden name? And it's like,

How do I know? I don't even know my mom's name. You got your first name? You got

a new password recovery and do about this email my emails. They're never going through. I'm getting stuff back from this mailer demon all.

Hey, bring some to my front door. Really do.

That is one of the personalities of hello Say

is here. And he was having fun with his job. He comes in and goes, Hey, guess what? They're

not sad anymore.

He always says you've gotten

the wrong address. Uh, um, he'll come by instead on Earth. Mailman are scared of dogs. He comes to your house with a scary dog. Six it on you.

Yeah, he drives

on his is. It's just a regular car doesn't have the seat on the right.

Uh, but

walks right into your house and put your mail on your desk.

Yeah, he wears short shorts on his head. This guy's bath, not blue,

obviously opposite of blue, which is the world. Lau Loud clothes.

How's it of blue is live

so But once we recovered it all, they force us to watch our funeral

way. Made it. We made a night of it. You know, we all figured, Hey, let's just sit down and we'll go through this together if you can't. If you If you got to do something bad, you might as well do with your buddies. Right? So we all sat down and watched each other's funerals.

Yeah, we had some hard corn kernels.

Ah, and it was enlightening to say the least, I would say for all of us really saw what we meant to people on

Earth. Well, yeah, for my funeral. The last thing in my will was I requested the the guy that held Ariana Grande and a very weird way at Aretha Franklin's funeral. Uh, I said, uh, this guy has got to perform the service for May um, and had that go. Well, as we saw watching the funeral, he did that to my body. Uh, he was kind of hugging my body with his hand right under my pectoral. Squeezing a bunch on it made me feel very like, um uh, Gross. I was expecting it.

And you're obviously all your ex wife's showed up.

Yeah, well, they showed up for this was not my will, but they showed up for the ceremonial spitting on the body, which that I didn't know they could do stuff that wasn't in your will.

Sort of an impromptu. Yeah,

I think that's what it was. Is one of them got up and spit on

most of your

will. Was rules for your funeral. Yeah. Not who you bequeath, Teoh are Who gets your your stuff,

and we have. And we've gone over some of this in the past

way. Oh, yeah, my funeral writer. Um, but yeah, my whole will. And then I like my video. Well, is more rules for my funeral? Um, and then, uh oh. And that they didn't follow the rules. And that was upsetting toe watch. I was happy to see that my daughter came. Really? Yes. Yeah. She couldn't muster some fucking tears for me. Um,

smiling and giggling a lot.

Yeah, It was a giggly funeral. Uh,

what do

you think was

so funny? Because I didn't get it being down here.

You know, watching it,

I finally understood that very poetic line from the bare, naked ladies on the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral. Can't understand what you mean. You soon will die soon. Did uh uh okay,

deconstruct the bare, naked ladies. I mean, there is some deep stuff.

Oh, absolutely. On

it could be. China just tries to Chinese stricken, by the way. It's really good. If

you have a drumstick, your brain stops tickin.

It's been one week. Yeah,

but so, yeah, everyone was kind of giggling at my funeral. And then, um, all of the eulogies were, I would say, terse and short. Um, and then I asked for a like a big New Orleans style like jazz band on. They got a middle school jazz band to come in new jasmine. Very new kids who, clearly socially like their parents, were like, We cannot figure you out. Maybe this will be the thing right. Um, so, uh,

it's also a big class, so they can't really do. Just Jack. There was a guy with a steel drum.

There was a steel drum in there. Yeah, there was an electric guitar. They played that green day song time of your life. But just the good riddance part they kept saying, This is this is great days, too. Good riddance. Uh, s so it was really tough to watch.

Yeah, that's hard. That is, um yeah. I mean, I hated mine, too. I mean, ah, it would cut in and out, obviously with with, ah, mystical lyrics. Um, you know, at one point I was my mom was about to give a speech, and then I just heard

put a wet towel under the door,

Um, which I think is a song from, Ah, some something about smoking weed inside. You put a towel under the door hotels.

The shocking thing was, this was this mystical was at your funeral.

Down was Shaka. Yeah, it was crazy because I requested John Mayer to come and do a a Ah, instrumental. And this was

in your will. You want to be your

because I wanted to do.

What? Ah, what?

He,

uh, MJ did Ah, and have John Mayer there.

Juju.

Uh um, I also mental. Yeah, I wanted him to play an instrument. All, um and, uh, yeah, I don't He didn't show, but Mr Cole was There

was there was like, There's a long list. You go down when it's like, OK, we couldn't get John Mayer. Who's next? Uh, Ben Harper. But way.

It's weird. If there was this long, Listen, at the very end, it said Is Pepsi

okay? There was just a Pepsi there. It was a glass of Pepsi, and they had

the Pepsi be the main speaker.

Main speak. He said almost nothing.

Yeah, well, he did said a lot. It's

Yeah. Luckily, he had some, uh, some, uh What's it called? Fizz left in him. So

there was a little bit of noise.

I hated the photo that

would they chose there was next to my body. It was devastating.

Yeah, that was what? That was you on a fishing trip, right?

Yeah. Yes, you do. Yeah. You took

in. That's one memory where that's the only one

where I didn't catch a lot of fish. I catch so much you

were holding up a boot on a string.

Oh, my God. It's my worst fishing trip. Just so everyone knows I'm a man and I catch a lot of fish. And I take pictures with them when I catch him, and I and I don't release him and keep him all. And then I freeze the meat and let it go bad in the freezer, and I throw it out. What's every five years? I'm saying your nasty

you. What you'll do is you'll take. You'll take some pictures on that trip and you'll tag every friend on Facebook. Oh, my God. You'll take everyone and be like another four pounder. Yeah, not that big.

Yeah, I tag everyone. And I also do, um, ads for skin creams e i du codes for sent skin on. All that's wrong for you and and I really I was hoping posthumously the skin cream company I

work for ah would not have showed up to the funeral and made it

a cell opportunity. Well, then, but boy did they

ended up using the photo of you with the boot as an ad because I guess you were using the cream on that trip and your face didn't get wind

burnt was using the cream. And it was not right.

Yeah. You were using the cream for something a little more nefarious.

Yeah. Yeah, your coffee. My coffee. Here I was bringing cream.

Uh uh, face cream and my

car away. Well, people will say, How do you take your coffee? Did you say two sugars and face cream? And

they go What? And I say

to shut on face

Cravy. Yeah, and And if you ever have you had that served to you properly

once, once at a keels that I had

at gun point, where you went to

the keels right next to the espresso at the Americana. And

I busted a hole in the wall and I said, Give me both. Um and I I was there. David was there yet. DeVito is there. Why was he there? Well, he doesn't. Espresso adds. Oh, yeah. He

goes to the store for some reason to pick up his

residuals. Gets paid in espresso. Just part of his

deal was I'll take Podd only. Yeah, Yeah.

Uh, DeVito is only working for food these

days. Think it's like I ally song with that will work for food time. I think a lot of

celebrities, a lot of celebrities. They're going that direction these days.

DeVito did Matilda for three burritos and ah, delicious steak

and currency for the art.

Yeah, and I also heard he did get a piece of that prop chocolate cake that that crazy fat kid is eat. Yeah,

yeah. Oh, yeah. All showed a little little mount back The trench bulls down here, Theo Trench bulls here and will grab you at any moment by the top of your shirt and swing you around like a shot put and sling you So, Podd,

it's trying to do is I'm just trying to read.

That's our China Read. Uh, Sam, I thought

your funeral actually honestly, of all of ours. Really? Ah, it felt like it hit all the beats of your life Pretty pretty well,

really. It was really Yeah. That structure was there was a very well structured direction. I agree. My notes are

on some of the other stuff, but structurally, you're where you need to be. Oh, it was

It was It was a hilarious coincidence that the hearse crashed through the front of the church at the beginning because it felt so much like that, Sam. Well, he crashed through the front of the church in the her You

were behind the wheel of the hearse, right? They did put your body behind the direct,

and they said it was the closest

I've ever been to not having an accident.

You pretty gave the whole way. Pretty a better driver. Dead in a casket. Been alive. That's right.

They said the only reason you crashed through because you came to life briefly.

Yeah, I got controller, got

nervous and crash and died again

and died in the casket. Shut me right back. Yeah, it was tough. I will say stripe. Surely the funeral was perfect. Taste wise.

It was a little lost. Yeah, right. The structure was

good. Why would that? I mean, you have a famously bad taste, huh? Never mind. I feel like I'm pretty responsible right now.

You're sitting in Egyptian queen garb? Uh,

me. This is for me.

It's It's You know, when you see something that

you like, you take it. Uh,

you stole that? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Another thing. Another thing about hell. Um, when you pay for stuff you don't use

money, you use wet money.

You use wept. Money. That's right. It's the only thing that's accepted. It's like a visa. It's accepted everywhere. They still use money, but it has to be where every

barista has a little bowl of water right next to the right next to the things you can dunk your cash, it is come prepared,

I say, Sam, I'll also I thought it was very, uh, surprising how many people showed up to speak at your funeral because I think when you are Jack, well, I was going to say it almost read more like a sort of the sentencing hearing of, Ah, criminal where it

was people just

saying all the terrible things that you had done to them and how they're glad you're dead and they wish they could do work.

And it definitely had the energy

of an angry town hall. Everybody in the audience had been wrong. Then there was like, Why is this ditch here? There

was some just straight up infrastructure questions. They were protesting that I was

being buried in everybody's favorite park because that was in my will. I wanted to be buried in the happiest place in town.

Right? You want to

be floated in the fun pond in Central Park? That's

right. Me. It's the boats, couples and my course. And

you want that you want pedals. You directed your casket. I wanted to be a functioning, but I

want them to install pedals between my knees so that somebody can ride me around the boat and have a romantic expected.

Thing is, everyone thinks it's going to be cute. And then they pay a little too much and get bored quickly. They're like, they're peddling your ribs and they're like, How much longer do we want to do this?

It's I'll tell you, it's not fun for me. So fucking bored out there. I'm dead on board.

Yeah. Yeah. Your corpses just floating around in that dirty water.

My funeral was sad. You know, I thought I had,

um not the good kind of sad. Not like everyone's morning you?

No, no, no. They were happy. I

was sad, like a bummer.

I thought that I had helped out a lot of people. You know, I was a mental health professional at the school. You know what I mean, I was in the art world. It turns out you have scarred all those people. I guess so, Yeah. It was a lot of scarred faces from when I blew up the cafeteria that they were in, and they they came and said that, You know, they'll never forgive me, but they're happy and jovial that I'm dead. Yeah. And

what they were there to kind

of like your funeral was the last stop of them being healthy again.

Finally got closure. A lot of 11

One student even went as far as to say the big nightmare is

over, right? It makes me really sad, right? And there was a huge thunderous applause, and I was like, that alone,

We just walk on,

you know, Uh oh, but that was on Earth. Never mind.

But then it obviously my My funeral was honestly short. Uh, and I thought it was

interesting. Quick, get us get a screeched to a homeless man. And they said we

got another one.

It seems like everyone there had had had the look of We've been through this before. We don't want to do this again. I had the same grave digger things time the big trucks, Big trucks, Big monster. Yeah, he dug my grave, Teoh. And

that's just a man who

owns that monster truck grave digger. And he's not very good at actually digging Graves.

No, no, he didn't say he doesn't.

He steps on the break and peels out until there's a hole in the ground from one of the big

tires. Right? And it's just a circular hole. So when you put your casket, it's way above the ground.

Yeah, well, this time my casket broken.

How if I remember saying that it broke in half like the

Titanic whenever some people hanging off the edge of it. And

the violinist kept going. Yeah, he did. That was beautiful.

That was Billy Zane

came to your funeral and was furious, Which

was nice

of him. Yeah, but I What was

he mad about?

Uh, Leo was trying to date Kate Winslet. That's it. Showed up with a gun.

Yeah, he got confused, I guess. Uh, I

know the really an honor to Cabrio, not Jack now.

And, um Rose, Leonardo DiCaprio was trying to date, so

they played that

out in real life is what you're saying those actors,

I don't know what

is happening, but it sounds like, Yeah, they played out real life. Titanic at Howard's funeral. Yeah, uh,

says that clears based on his casket

breaking in the whole of the grave directors truck time.

Broken the opposite with the Titanic. Were the middle

sunk thing like, this is just like Titanic. Billy Zane should show. All right, Okay. So any time,

anything break. Sort of like the Titanic, the rial actors Leo, Kate and Billy show up and fight.

Yeah, we're just tough because, you know, in high school, when you get like a pencil when kids play with the pencil and they put it between their middle finger, other fingers and slammed against ableto half, they're gonna show up every time that happens.

They showed up to Max in that C k Y video, and someone broke their skateboarding. And

then

yeah, it's a tough contract. It was before they were super big. So it's

a contractual obligation. You know how

I you like to eat mozzarella sticks, right? Break them down the middle and string out

the cheese. What? Guess who showed up at BJ's pizzeria the other day? Kate Belizean. No, Billy. Yes.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, by the way, beaches are the same in hell.

Same possess keys. Everybody loves thick pizza down here. Yeah,

uh, yes, sir. Quickest funeral ever. How

long? Genesis. There it was. Verified six seconds long. Eyes

that even buzz wagon people get in and leaving. The airlift dropped. The casket cracked over.

It was sort of pre gamed. The whole thing was sort of set up as, like, a sort of Rube Goldberg situation where Grave Digger was there. He dug the grave. He stood. He was on standby with a shovel. Helicopter,

whatever. It was a roof over situation,

but he was not there. No, Rube Goldberg called it in.

You won't work on the Sabbath.

And they did this in an arena in an arena

with a big dirt field in the middle. Eight?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, it was the wherever the Mets play. Oh,

I see.

Way all got buried in New York? Uh, very central park.

Wait. A couple of us got buried.

Stadium. I'm underneath,

Theo. The album pond in in Port Authority, bus station.

And I am technically in New York. I'm in Los Angeles underneath the set of Seinfeld. But you

and I mean that is

Coney. Coney Island. I'm buried under Nathan's. Just when is that the hot dog place? No, Nathan's house. Just a little blame. Yeah, the lady who I think is a little boy.

So that's a man. Are you sure? Yeah. That's a grown ass man. Why does he play all those characters with high voices? Unsure voice. He's just a smaller man with

it with a very cool, interesting character. E voice.

Okay,

so it's almost a ridiculous for us

choosing it. Yeah. Part of community. Oh, yeah. I think after

Birdcage came out of her was like, Oh, Nathan Lee has ridiculous place. Any kind of like was like, Oh, now do I have to announce it on talk shows? It's tough that we had to define him that way just cause he played a ridiculous voice. Carry? Yeah. You know, you could be whatever he wants. I

don't care. Absolutely. I don't care. And he can do it.

Everyone okay? And I bring it up every time I see him.

Who gives a shit about your sexuality? Nobody gives a shit such robe mean point. Ah, yeah.

Uh But, uh what think that I've really enjoyed about hell is I got to actually talk to the devil about my play, my conversations with the devil.

Wow. Oh, that's right. And he said he was. He's never

disagreed more with source material.

That's right. Yeah. He said I don't usually disagree with source material I usually have. Like, um, emotional opinion of it is that I disagreed with the way I was portrayed.

Well, don't you think he

was a little upset that he was passed over for the role? Like, I think you could have just been a little bit of selfishness from the devil?

That's what I suggested. I said, listen, Bills book, you're making this about yourself. Uh, of course.

We all call him Beals about

bills about Bill. The only thing you're going t o z z z lz, Debbie plz hills oub. But I like Are you sure you're not just jealous? I didn't give you the part because I'm a better actor than you. And then he was like, hold the phone, right. You're better actor than me. Hey, always says hope. Pull the phone stopped the presses

doesn't like it's new and you'll go, Yeah, and you'll go as if way were arguing.

And I'm like, Look, I have a better actor than you and he said, OK, talk to the hand.

I think the

only movie the devil's ever seen is clueless.

Yeah, absolutely. He always is talking about

rolling with his homies. That's yeah, and And that everywhere is 20 minutes. He keeps saying, Everywhere, Everywhere. It takes 20 minutes to get everywhere,

which is not true in hell. Lots of traffic.

Hell is. Yeah, there's traffic. I I'll turn to someone in hell sometimes. And I'll say, Is this hell are we on the 405 at 5 p.m.

It's so hard today. Everybody says that That's the number one

used phrase in hell.

Yeah, it's on every. There's magnets of it. It's a big phrase. It's very popular. It's it's often it up on her.

Yeah, for the most popular phrase on earth, I'm loving

Podd Is this trafficker Hell,

so it's on. It's our one of our funny clever shirts actually is drafting or how question Mark. Yeah, but so that we got no when I got into an act off. Um uh Ah and that was, you know?

Yeah. And that was It was like a

step up. Two the streets dance off thing, But we were doing monologues.

Both popped on black turtlenecks

pumped up by Telmex and people, Uh, just kind of absolutism, But people were gathered around and started leaving. It wasn't like

I stayed. I got there a little early. There was the 1st 20 minutes was just you to exploring the space. Yeah, Yeah,

really feeling it out. You know, there was a while where I was just I was exploring what my characters lead with. Do I lead with my head, right? Ah, Chester lead with my sex. Which one is it? You know, and I was about 15 minutes walk. And

then there was a five minute Ah, warning about how this show uses effects that could cause flare ups in your epilepsy and uses. Uh, yeah, optical effects That could cause right.

Well, my distract from the acting. Yes,

my shows have distractions that have killed somebody. Then there was the 10 minute diabetes warning.

And how did that play

out of diabetes? Warning. Like,

Are you saying you're just confessing toe having it? Oh,

are are morning people that I have diabetes and that a lot of watching me act requires spikes in blood sugar

when you have the first case of of contagious diseases. Diabetes? Uh, were I a Wheaties where we can all get

so you. But you want the people watching You have diabetes?

I don't want to. I'm warning them that it's gonna happen

possible. Nobody in Laramie

just spread tuberculosis, but you gotta spit in the street.

So? So we've got 20. It's exploring space. Five minutes left awarding 10 minute diabetes warning 30 minute jokes about Don't unwrap your Candies. Don't turn them cellphones. Turn off your pagers. And by the way, if you get a pager, you better be a doctor. It's 28 team.

After this long preamble, you guys had to re explore the space a little

way, have lost our connection to this really quickly. You your you submit for for jokes. Um, you write

jokes for, uh, uh, spiels at the top of show. Your pager joke was from one of your

Yeah, they're packets. That's from my packet. Yeah, if you read my package, you recognize a pager joke? You'll probably recognize no flash photography. It scares the actors. Ah, a

couple jokes for the jungle cruise at Disney, right? Yeah. Being on a track.

Ah, yeah. A lot of those jokes they said were too insensitive for the fifties version of They were like this wouldn't have flown when we started this rise.

It's already? Yeah. Little subtypes. You get a little Were.

Yeah, I wrote all the jokes for the tiki room for any of the Hispanic characters in there, Uh,

you were

submitting for people that are not your nationality.

Yeah. Yeah. So I do a lot of that somewhere else. Do you hear this?

And then you you write for Louise. Real life. I write for

Luke. I wrote all lose comeback. Ignoring the truth. Stand up. Special. Eso you any of his big Everything's fine. Special. I I wrote all the jokes for that. Um, I was the one that said, do material about dating waitresses we want to hear about it. Uh,

you were adamant that it's a good idea.

Yeah. Yeah, Well, yeah, I think I said this before, but when all that happened, I e mailed Dave, Becky and I said, you're my guy. Uh You know what? The way you intimidated victims, that this is a guy that I want to side with you on. And so he introduced me to Louis, and we're on the monsters of humanity

tour together. Who else is on the door? It's you ruin its us Roseanne. What? What? Also

the president of the Venezuela who's been like

Oh, yeah, yeah, whatever. I won't know that guy's name. Um I've tried to figure who else We hate these

data. TERT a The guy. The little dictator who's killing people. Owner

Clippers, right. The last owners the Clipper. Sterling's got a great our star. He's got a great and he doesn't mind

who comes to the show's. Yeah, here comes the shows. As long as you're not with

the eyes were not with them. Yeah, I think it's called slumlord in it, uh, is special. You could actually check out my packet online. I post all of my auditions and packets on YouTube, and I don't make him private, so

Yeah, you always put

out your unpolished material quickly. Yeah, and let people know you're working on, so

yeah, I do. Because if people don't know that you are bad. They never know that you could get good. All right, So if you want to see my tax little top lit blown out in front of a white wall doing some of my material, check it out.

And I'm posting

all of my open mike stuff that I've been doing.

But it's also very cool. Interesting to me that hell

Hell is

basically just like a crappy version of Earth. All the things that exist up there exists down here. Like I was surprised to see that YouTube exists down here.

Always started here. Got its start here. Yeah, Hellis kind of Ah, incubator A tech incubator. This was sort of the first.

It's hot enough to be an incubator

at ST. That's another

running from your in your pack.

Oh, yeah. I did a packet for the hell orientation. All those jokes were made. Um, yeah. Uh, what

was your

monologue? Not we got a little carried away with you Write jokes? For what?

About you in the devil's actor. Oh, yeah. We should

go back to that. Uh, no, I I I did a monologue. I didn't like what I would say. A compilation of my favorite monologue, It's called. Ah, it's a little piece I put together called famous women of Theatre, Cinema and Television on its me punching up some famous historical stuff. You know, I do, Lady Macbeth, The way I think it should be done. Uh,

you are not

of the victim here. You can't punch punch up audio punching up like that. I see.

No, no

fixing their okay material.

Yeah, Yeah. Punching up like you would dio writer's room For what I write. My packets. Never really got picked up work. Can't put in the room. But I was in the writer's room. You would like, punch up a joke.

You, like, sneak into a writer's room, unwanted or something?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What I've never done, I wo I

mean, what we did sneak into

Chicago fires writer room that one time

there. Writer room. There was

a man on fire fire hydrant. That's what that shows so visceral. It's ah, Fire hydrant is writing Chicago Fire. Yeah, it

is turning out great material, but so we went in and we pitched some some other spinoffs. Chicago Sanitation.

Chicago sanitation is a There was some interest

by the fire hydrant in Chicago. Sensation is just like Chicago fire, except the characters are disgusting. Chicago Kitchen, Kitchen

Kitchen, Chicago, Chicago Pizza Kitchen. Hey, deeper, deeper, deeper dish. Deeper, more cheese. Yes. Um, uh, What are other job job

besides that cartooning ones you have where you want when you're a child.

Chicago dog. Chicago dog catchers is pretty good.

Yes, which not what you think it is. It's about guys chasing down down stolen hot dogs.

Okay, I thought there was. This is the spinoff about the show that is called, uh, uh, Charles the dogcatcher. And he's trying to catch dog the bounty hunter

that Yes, it is hot on dock. Stan is

a bounty hunter that someone hired to catch dog. Um, and so you can see, in the background of some of the doctor bounty hunter episode,

we'll miss really

blows open the whole dog. The bounty hunter thing. They

found out he's got no license. No, he's not being asked to do this murder when he just looks like Hulk Hogan and feels like busting bad guys. And he is he It just happens to look like he's trying to catch someone, but he's just escaping from Charles. It all gets well.

And the craziest thing is the extra show with Scott Baio in charge of Charles, which is a man who, uh, who is like Charles is kind of his like, adopted son. And he is. It is responsible for him, and he always loses him, and he's got to find them and being tried to trial so he'll be in the background. It's cover a Charles

Russian doll shows.

I mean, it's it's a fantastic Tuesday

lineup here in hell on CBS.

That's right, right? Right before that, you can catch bail watch, which is David Hasselhoff following a He's got a sure he's what he's baby sitting. Scott, who is in charge of Charles, was bounty hunting dog.

Yes, and then you can watch watch what happens, Lyle? Which is, which is also about Lyle Lovett watching? Yes. So it's all the shows running, someone saying to Lyle Lovett, watching easily

distracted. And so he keeps looking around. It's someone tapping him on the arm ago while watch what happens. Uh, because he's got looking around like, How did I blow it with Julia? Roberts

is just so you live in a Levi's looking

in a mirror and seeing the reason staring him right back in the

face have been the way I look at him. But just so everyone knows we're having we're having

a terrible time down here. And

I'm constantly

going around and looking for the door out, like on, um,

wealthy, trimming way. Keep driving little dinghies out.

We should say we did buy tickets for the salience line, but it backed up the fact that I mean, it looks like like Splash Mountain middle of the summer.

I bought tickets to us. You guys sent

me down to the Teoh Madison. Uh, TS stand on. And there was a guy off to the side,

phony. I got ponies. Yeah, I take it said the we got to the front of the line with the solonius. Yeah, I get I thought the special sauce. No, the special cells went to heaven and g love what to help, You know, all know rumors about the central special sauce. It's just 1000 island. They went to heaven. And she loves down here playing

by himself. And let's just say it doesn't feel the room with an acoustic guitar.

Now. Yeah, he's tried some other stuff. You did you love and spicy mustard? 11 serrata. It's just not with good. You

gotta have the special way Protected. She's de lovely now, is you? And they were wet. Yeah, well, she running south, but those So then we tried fastpass. But even the fastpass

line is long. It's like, what? What

am I paying? You gotta think we

got we got billions of people down here all trying to get back up there to earth. Ah, and and so I mean, I think we're trying to figure it out. We don't want to be in hell forever. You know, we feel like we have a lot of unfinished business up there on Earth.

Well, yesterday I grabbed FDR, and I was like, my friend, my friend should get to the front of the line here for a

while. Yeah, It showed up in old timey Will shares

with let blankets are furry about of his his and I rolled up there by myself, which was not necessary. No, didn t

know. We all just had

wheelchairs and blink. Yeah, I got was more of a beef. You got what? Christopher. Of

course I

do. You kept

saying I side with the horse.

Who's the Superman now? You said show

them your side with horses.

And I saw the way he treated that horse. No, I mean writing. Yes, you're probably is. Foot kicked the horse all the way that we don't have. We

as human beings don't have the right to try to control the way other animals act. Okay, you can't tame a wild beast. And the fact that people think that they can sit on the back of those horses and ride him around and kick him and make him go faster teaching had a day

off those horses. Bullshit. I think

this is all, like, part of your ploy. You're trying to get people to ride you around. You were like they say if you could ride a horse, you could ride a man. And you did that bad uber for humans

and that that I have take a fence to you calling that bad, I take severe offense. Really? Yes. I thought it went well for the few times that

I thought it was terrible. Any sort Hugh Hormone, Horman, Horman, which also bad out It's part horse, part

man. I was a whore. Minutes

said towards say so. That

implies mint. There's, like a mythological purpose here.

You Mormon guy. No. Horman you to give me a rimmed jab. And you

showed up. Try to give me a ride. I was like, I don't want that.

Yeah. Oh, this is this is horsemen, not men who are horror.

Another rim job. Mix up.

Yeah. What was the other one? Someone came in. Fixture. Basketball hoop?

Yes. And then exhibit showed up and pimped my ride and put

rims on it. And I just I was full spread ass out in the front yard.

The craziest one was

while I'm waiting for your face down No waist down, towel over my head. Nobody knows me. I'm anonymous. You're It's you on your front lawn. Nobody knows who I am. I'm wearing my family also, you have your name written on the bottom of your shoes. I don't want to lose my shoes mass spread in my front yard and nobody knows where it is Beautiful. Also,

I don't know mean to remind you, but one night you got drunk and you got bills whole tattooed on your butt.

No, so. Oh, I thought that said billfold. I was trying to get some time of wallet, but

I was trying to do

a wallet. It is. It isn't.

You're right. You're over your right. But cheek where I assume your wallet does sit when you're wearing jeans.

Your name is Bill? Yeah, it was in the

slammer. It was very clever, but I got around.

But instead, it just just out to you when you're trying to get a private.

Was an earthquake a tattoo parlor? It

was isolated to just the tattoo parlor.

That's well, I told you. But you wait. Yeah, you should have seen, uh hey, grow got shook around. And me, Dave Grow and Carmen lectures husband Dave Navarro Navarro That so I was like you in the Dave's, me and the three days James Croll, Dave Girl tomorrow and the guy from Wendy's. Thomas. Dave, dammit, Forget that dizzy, but a spot earthquake. Anyway, we're trying to get the hell out of here.

You should put that in your back. It

Oh, try to get the hell out of here. Good. I'm going to steal that joke,

you know? No problem. Trains Dane comic.

We are going to try Where? I mean, our goal here is to get out of hell. Yeah. However, whatever means necessary mean we don't know exactly what the the protocol is, but

if anyone knows where the door to hell is tweet at us, a teacher's lounge underscore hell, underscore Twitter Underscore.

Hell underscore. Too long

to is spelt t o.

Yeah, yeah. Um, but yeah. I mean, we'll see what happens. We're keeping our hopes were still plugging away, were resigned to the fact that maybe this is our new normal Hell is our new normal, but hopefully not will hopefully get back up there and costs, um, costume Hell on earth, if you know

e, you were gonna say the same thing. Yeah, unearth. It feels like it's already hell up there so that I don't know why we want

to get back

at the global. Warming is happening up

there is different, but not that much. Did.

It is it

is hard out there that it isn't Hell, yeah.

You stay down.

Yeah. I didn't see more ice caps down here

for kind of love.

Oh, that's right. If you go to the hat store, they give you an ice cap. Uh, so you're walking around with a stylish hat, but you're freezing cold all the time.

What a good business model. I mean, I'm going back in there every goddamn day After my hat melts,

It melts so fast in

hell, polar bear on it to

weigh. Appreciate Everybody's with us on this journey. I mean, hell, hell was unexpected, but we're trying to make the best of it. It's

supposed card. Yeah. If you can send us a postcard

down here, just label it. The teachers at Hale,

you might have stayed a 1600 pits,

but any avenue and it'll get here.

Yeah, that's where that's the epicenter. Hell, it seems like these days I

noticed some similarities between the red guy in the orange guy.

Todd?

Yeah. Why bother with crazy hair?

Yeah, and a little pokey tail

Direct. I hosted a reality show down here. He said you fired,

but he just burns people Anyway, guys, thank you so much for listening to this episode of the teacher's lounge. Uh, we'll do our best to keep it positive on. We'll see you next week. So until then Hey, Flippy