Halloween Nativity with Food Court Employee Paxton Wallop (Justin Michael)

Yeah, yeah, It's as good as I remember it being too. I don't go with the fancy stuff. I don't eat Sabar. No,

it is still too fancy. What do you time goes by the

slice by the slices. Not fancy. I were talking about the place. A few A few slots down. Stables down from Sabara, right? Yes, sir. Viers to again.

I took you. I took you to a Sabar. Oh, we made those plans and you showed up in a tuxedo.

Why, yes, but I mean, that place is high high class. They give you a little garlic knots in 10 foil.

Yeah, but you doesn't happen. Yeah, but you got

to bring your own trey. You you don't even have. They don't have dedicated seeding. I mean, they don't have like, it's it's

not. Did you ever follow my funny instagram travel account where I would just go toe New York and Italy and take a picture in front of Sabah row and say, getting the authentic pizza?

That is no, a funny joke.

It's really it is a funny thing that I have definitely, and I'm humiliated

you. And also you could do with a Starbucks in Italy were getting anything an authentic express. Oh, yeah, Yeah. I was hoping at what point

Expresso is very is a very different drink. I ordered an expresso the other day and I ended up four stops away without even stopping.

That's four stops by an Italian man. He takes on Italian bank, throw hot coffee in your face and

then put you somewhere really

far. You take the local.

Yeah, well, yeah. You definitely take the local look while I ve order

in a local O

A. Look. Ello, ello. Kayla looking for you. Ended up in Iran. Contra?

Yeah, Long Island. And I cater waiter to breast

a bris. Yeah, really? They do food

at those?

Well, I any mix ups? It must have been a mix up because I was

there with tuna tartare and they were like, I think that's a wet. I think that you're supposed to be the wedding. Yeah, but I serve the baby in her meso. I

plays this palette The baby had a cleanse about. Was he eating something that he needed to be cleansed from work? Well, yeah, he had just been

eating some maps and he was about to eat the main course cycle is his ballot. That's nice. And what was the more leading? The Moyle

was a boil. Boil, right?

Well, the mile. I just put in a

big packet of Boyle Boyle on a bunch of like shrimp and potatoes and stuff. Yeah, well, bunch of morals were showing up in putting, um, they were putting Cem paper down on tables to have a big oil. I mean, if if someone starts a boil boil, you can count on a bunch of boils coming out of the way.

Smell it. It's where it's warm oils, the vile come. It's a

boil cough. You need a bunch of oils. You just throw that paper bad. You through all sorts of shrimp, sausage, potatoes.

What is on the thing when they shot it up in the sky to try to get them oils?

Oh, no, the bat signal from the

mile signal. What's the signal look like?

It's Ah, it's complaining on a plane.

Eso is a guy clearly standing, not standing near seat, but not sitting in it both right, and his stuff

is touching. Both people sitting next to

its right is like

I don't know if you could weigh in on this out. I asked, But then when he said the specific I laughed too Are So maybe I'm bad to

you? Left like a white audience. An improv show When one of the black guy says the n word. You guys like that too much, didn't you?

Big, huge laugh peak

in the audience. Oh, shit. What you some on fire? No way. Car roll, guys. Nothing's on fire

Roll stop walking Roll Let's roll. 23 The way The music your own Prior were gracious rock n roll didn't put the fire but there wasn't fired Rock and roll 234 A a a a cat cut That was like a good one. Todo get that

we get that.

That would be

well, pay cow bell. I'll say this. Oh, yeah,

Yeah, That's just do it again. Star

amount. But, um, by the way, Music. Oh, guys, I gotta have more cowbell. Oh, no, we're not.

That's what is that from? That's from something

I think right now I think this

way we make

that just inventing. Funny thing. No,

Listen, guys, you say you wanted to be able to take it again. Well, you'll be able to play that one back if you know what I mean.

To just

change what? Cow bell. Your fear. The reaper. Reid Second said, Get said, What is that from?

You'll figure it out later because we got to get to it cause we've been recording this whole time. What?

Oh, shit way. At least we got some of that song down that's going to be a hit.

That's got my I was going to say we got a record to get this, aren't

I? Got full? I don't like I was an idiot. Well, uh, you shouldn't be kind of

learned the lesson

I've tried. I've tried to learn this lesson. Honestly, at this point, I do not know how to fix

it. Your brain in there. Audio engineering class or yeah, I'd love that, But it won't stick something wrong with his brain. It won't. He sent it every time. Because we've put

posted notes on your forehead. Yeah,

I'm covered in posted way. Sure. Our forehead. That's right.

Welcome to the teacher's lounge. It used to be the first, best and only podcast pertained issues relevant to the Hamilton High school community. But unfortunately, that is not the

case anymore. People care. Fortunately, we would love to be in the first season. Yeah, yes. Yeah, but oh, my God. If we never had to do an episode again God, Well, you know, if you why do we have to do this? Well, cause we're trapped in hell. This is my own personal hell.

Uh, you know, that is true. We, ah, last season died and went to hell on if you listen less Last episode, we talked a lot about how we were sort of trying to find our new normal. Uh

oh, no, this is our

This is our normal, normal. Um, And we we actually missed some pretty crucial information when we ducked out on McCain's orientation. Because when you're inhale, apparently you can get on work release, and we've all been assigned.

We'll have to be on work. You have to be on. That's part of it. You don't just sit down there and burn, which would actually be

nice. You have to wear.

Yeah, uh, you know, we all, thankfully were assigned work release in the same location, and we thought originally it was just gonna be somewhere Inhale. You know, we work at a coffee shopper, you know, cleaning toilets somewhere. But no. In

fact, Satan has a contract with Malls of the Earth. Yes. Yeah. And and we're talking the classic, the classic mall. It's just disgusting.

Yeah, yeah. Not the good mom. You know how most good model in the

in the old mall who told Mom

Let us paint a

picture. It's all indoors. White tile only. But

it's dirty.

Yeah, but yes, it's dirty. Yeah,

It's got Ah, you know, it's got a run down place where no Children are playing, But Children can play that sort of like nasty porcelain looking like like rideable horses.

I guess that's it.

Porcelain. That's a good word. Everything feels like

a toilet in this. Yeah, yes. Yeah.

And we asked, there was Why can't we just stay in hell? And they said it just didn't work very well, keeping people just in half way. Could you know what to do with the time hires a little over complicated. Let's get let's get everyone in hell on Earth for at least a little bit on and so that they've been trying that out on I'm disappointed.

Yeah. I mean, what we they do. We don't

have anklets ankle braces like you do on house arrest. You have, um,

chokers. So we're all in these cute little choker?

Yeah. Like, kind of like

limited Teoh, late nineties, early two thousands. Ah, high school girl choker

Look, But they do have, like, dog training functionality. Because I can't getting

shocked if I drive too far in the parking lot. Yeah,

right. You're out on security details. That's what I want to

tell everybody what we're doing. Sam, you Ah, you now are working security at the mall.

Yes, I drive

a beat up Jeep Patriot security vehicle and I cruise the parking lot and try to just make sure everyone gets to their car and you take a lot of breaks. Also, though that part of the job Absolutely. I take a lot of breaks. And every time I do, I get stung on the neck for it. Yeah,

but you know what you gonna do? Just keep driving. It's exhausting and exas

ting in hell or back on Earth. But as in your after life, are you a better driver of these little jeeps than you were maybe of limos or, um, cars.

You know, I thought I

would be I really thought I would be. But so far I've crashed the car 32 times. It's been three days, and

but these jeeps are rugged, though. I mean, they do not

You get more day and you've done more damage Other things than to actually your

I've taken this thing off roading accidentally. And I You quickly

upgraded your jeep. Ah, you lift it.

I lifted, I put the snorkel on it. I did the whole thing because I literally

don't know where this thing's gonna take me. Sometimes I feel like it's not even up to. I

saw you driving that thing around the fountain the other day. That's right. That's why you put the snorkel.

I know there was a kid in

there I was trying to chase down,

and he was a fast swimmer, so I was sort of, you know, spinning her. I couldn't catch this.

This was a little Mikey Phelps.

That's right. Little making felt. Yeah, absolutely. The feet on this kid under believable. Well,

Michael Phelps, son, little Mikey Phelps is always out there showing office staff

Yeah, it's Ah, it's a kid that Michael Phelps had with the subway sandwich. Um, and so he's both fast and delicious.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Swimming the fountain. That's what Daddy did. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll be back.

Uh, but you they in hell. They have the technology comic in the matrix where you just plug your head in and you can learn everything you need to know the famous I know Kung fu. Si. That's right. They did that for you with driving five times. And you're still a terrible driver.

Yeah, there's something about it that my emotional aspect won't let new information in. I don't know what happened to me in my life. I think nothing but I can tow, learn any new

information. Your brain is full. What do you think? It's full with

pain and anguish. Maybe I'm not really sure. I'm not sure, but every time I

drive, I go. I got this. I got this. I'm driving straight. And then 10 seconds later, at some point, I blacked out and I'm in a ditch or I'm in the hospital. Or a minute more

or you're in a narrow post, Al.

Yes. So I'm in a narrow postal where I have those air, not drive throughs. You were You were trying to get some acid

wash jeans and a weird cable belt

to go. Yeah, to go.

Well, if you need it quickly, I would use a row Postmates. It's kind of an exorbitant delivery fee, but if you don't want to leave the house, but you do want a shirt with holes in it, that's the way to go.

That's a really good thank you very much So.

I've been

having a tough time at the mall. Honestly, I would

have preferred staying in hell. I hate when did they take you off of exterior Jeep? Or did they, uh, did they move you inside of What have they done? Have the Is your supervisor been like this is crazy where we're taking you off of driving

duty. He's definitely said, This is crazy to me, that's for sure. But no, it's the only job they let me do, they say. Oddly enough, this is

the thing you're most qualified for. I crashed the car. They say you'll do more damage elsewhere. That's right. And I have they let me be, Ah, just a standing security guard for, like, a few hours. Yeah, right in front of the sliding doors. Somehow I crushed and broke all the glass.

Yeah, somehow. Did you punch it or

anything? Well, I got in

the car and I drove

Teoh, but I was just going to

get a snack from my car. A little string cheese. I like to leave it in there so it gets warm. Uh, you know, warm string.

Do you like your string cheese eyes? Their dairy

in string cheese?

I'm pretty sure.

Okay, Um, has on your stomach.

Oh, it's bad for the stomach, but it's I like the way it touches my teeth like that. Nice little chewy got.

It's got a good choo. Yeah, it's firm, but it's also a little soft.

It's tough, but fair. Which is what she said is what she said. Yeah. How are you guys like my mother? I e

i was a little

bit, um I had taken ah, bunch of fentanyl. Um, but on our transition, because I just from hell to earn this quiet. A

Is it complicated what happened there? Cause we

were given social security numbers. We we've we seem like human beings, but we're demons. How did that? How

did that transition happen? I was given

an anti social security number. No. Yeah, it's

basically Ah, the idea is that we can only interact with people in a service capacity. We can't way. We can't talk to people. We can't have casual conversation. We can only do ah specific service active, for example. Sam can only drive his security car around, and you also can fire a gun. If I'm,

I can fire a gun. But if I talked to anyone,

my hair lights on fire

and, uh on only you feel it, though that's the thing it doesn't they don't see in the real

world. But of course, it's a tough rule for me because I do. I have the gift of Gabby. You want to just trapped people at a time. I'm a wordsmith. I love getting to know people. I like just learning about people and so that it really is my hell to be around all of these fascinating.

And how about

people? Do you, like, ask a lot of questions?

You could learn a lot about someone, by the way they listen to you talk. You know what I mean? The way they hear you and

try to stay away from the conversation here. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Thank you. Very help. Miss Test. How long does it take this person to leave If they wait a long time there a good person, right?

They leave immediately. There

mean Yeah, exactly. Have you had? Because you're obviously you're sort of the the the manager of the sort of event space at the mall? Yeah. It's sort of the same place where, like, Santa Claus gets set up at Christmas or when we've got, like, a boy band, auditions or whatever. They're happening. That's right. There's always boy band auditions in the

Yes. They're saying there's ever a lucrative career. Yeah, boy bands. Uh, yeah. You and the kids coming through all the time that

there was a there was,

like, what seemed to be like an Abercrombie cattle call there the other day. You know, boys, you know, 16 to 24

one of them

looked like you and seem like you. It's like way

I called in sick to work, so I don't remember who was there. Um, but, you know, I did hear that there was a nice wrinkle, young boy, that came in. Ah, nice wrinkly, young boy. Yeah, that's the chatter. Kind of going around is Ah, little wrinkly boy came in and they don't even ask him to. But he belted out 16 bars. They were

not supposed to know

what he was doing. Ring of keys from fun, huh? Sorry about discovering his own lesbian sexuality. Um, and you know, I think that I hope he gets a call back.

Why? You were sick. You don't know this

boy. I just It sounds powerful

I did here. I did

hear some chatter around the mall. They were taking a break and I was in the coffee or not. The company, the food court and I heard the producers of that shoot say that they like they like that kid. But not for that. They are producing a remake of Tales From the Crypt. And they were thinking that maybe he'd be good.

Hey, Sorry, Dean. They saw right through it. The producers of the average probably shoot are also producing tales from the Craig. Don't ask me. I'm not I'm not a mullah

version. It's gonna be an experience

in the mall. So it's not off Broadway. It's maul maul tails. It's

kind of like

a Halloween

activity at the at the moment

of your Nativity, the Halloween Nativity of tales from the Crypt Way. This is the devil's house. Just what it says. I want you. Nativity is not Christmas specific.

Just made it just anything your native.

Yes, well, it's not safe, Patrick. Stand activity was offensive. Well, it's just

driven of the term negatively. It's natively.

Oh, any sort. So, yeah. I mean, yeah, I'm sure I could get in touch with them for the Halloween tales from the crypt materially. Um, and I'm sure he'd be interested if they would write a pipe form or anything like that. But you weren't suggesting the crypt keeper roll, right?

I would never make a suggestion like that, but the They seem to have a very specific idea of what they wanted to use them for.

Okay, Well, um what

it sounds like

you're running the events at the mall and also submitting yourself for everything that comes through town.

Look, uh, because the day you were supposed to work security when Santa

came in there was no No. One there. And Santa showed up a little bit

confused right now and he said, Let's get those kids on my lap and I don't want to go back to this. But Todd, your registered sex offender by accident, And

that doesn't look good.

If that is you.

Look, the I've explained this now on multiple Podd. I work out at a middle school agin at a middle school gym and playground, and I was changing in the kids in the middle school bathroom and I had to take a call. It was too loud, so I took it outside and forgot I was nude. The experience was more traumatizing and humiliating for me than the kids, because the kids pointed at my Penis and said, Smaller than me.

Look, it's smaller than ours. So hours there Really?

Yeah, I bullies and nerds were but were hugging each other and laughing. At May A created a kind of a peace amongst them.

It seemed like there is a new up and coming pop star, uh, Bridget Spears, who is Britney Spears niece, and it seemed like, uh

came out of nowhere. Yeah,

and came out of nowhere she came through them all tall. A lot of people, very so tall. Bridges, piers It's almost as if

the kids nowadays think just simply being tall is the coolest thing you could. Levi's. It's such

a new weird trend you're seeing DILTs. You're seeing everybody's got a picture of the girls. Got pictures of Dick Mbaye Matombo on there. That's not J T T Dick Mbaye. Tamba

That's right. Oh, yeah, I think, Bridget, she's gonna be big And I'm excited about her. Heard in your opener told Podd Raya, who is a very tall your

time. Todd. Todd, Padre. And you're trying to pull off their opener is tall Padre your tall in your last name is Pancho. No, this is a

soundcloud rapper. You could tell by all the tattoos on his face and the grill on his teeth and

his Todd, huh? You have tattoos on your face right now?

Oh, no, these are I'm breaking out. I've breaking out.

You're breaking out in a tattoo that says thug life.

Yeah, it's so embarrassing. But I have this adult onset acne that I guess it kind of looks like it says thug life.

Your skin honestly looks smoother

than ever. There's just Yeah,

No, that's, uh maybe it's my birthmark. I think I got a birth.

Mom, you're breaking out in both

breaking on birth. Mark

and I have seen

your real birthmark. Todd, it's on your butt.

Woke a Your birthmark is on your mother. You left a mark. Two of them. One physical, one emotional deep left your mark. Uh, look, we're excited. Tadre is performing. You are not tall,

Padre. And tall Padre ends up being a great rapper who opens up for Bridget Spears. Then I'm I'm happy to have a nice fun event to watch from the mall. It's so

you're close to the right. Your clothes. I work today.

Yeah, I work. I work at the arcade on the upper deck of the the mall that overlooks the event space.

Now the upper deck of a way to say it. But we were all thinking that's like the part of the ball that's like a baseball

stadium. Is that what it is? What do you talk about this

thing in the back of a toy? Well, I was thinking that, too, and

it's amazing that a mall can give you the fuel of both. Yeah, it's like you're very far away from the action. You're also in the top of a toilet.

Yeah, I a lot of people.

I when I got this job, I knew it was gonna be tough, cause it is out of the way. You know, there's not a lot of, ah, foot traffic, um and and honestly, arcades, air kind of out of fashion these days. Kids got the video games at home.

What? I said you'd

be late to work because you're stuck in that big bag of peanuts up there.

Yeah, well, I mean, if somebody called, if somebody's calling out selling snacks, I can't. I feel bad. Not not painful.

And Guinness was in there, uh, at your arcade the other day. I saw them screeched to a halt outside the mall. Yeah, me too. I drove my pastor Stop. Hey, e tried to screech with Phil. You did? You did. You almost died all again, but they came

in and quickly awarded you guys dirtiest carpet in the world.

You quickly barca. They don't even have to think twice.

Yeah, they, uh well, and I I knew the day that I signed on to this job that we had a shot a day. That award on, I've been doing my best to keep a dirty

hard work. What are you doing for that?

I mostly kids coming in with with food court items. And I just said, You know what? Just eat a month of Laura's fires. Just get sort of Indian Indian style on the floor. Yeah, nasty carpenter. So carpenter style, please. Uh ah. And then I also, you know, every day I just pull out the dust bag and I throw some dust down. Um,

he tried that stuff. Yeah. Way. Have a closet full of desk bags and vacuum, huh? Back. You know, I saw you know, back. You

know, I know what you're saying. You're saying like, like, sort of the sort of thing that the vacuum sucks the Dustin

when you vacuum the whole mall on, reposition all the dirt to the dirtiest carpet, you're nobody. Nobody wants to see

how the sausage is made. Okay, at that, we

were not years. You keep showing yourself just made. Well, you know, I just want

this this arcade to have some sort of attract some element of attraction and the games I it So you are a Guinness record for dirtiest carpet is up there on the list.

Just got skee ball

going again, right? You cannot fake skee ball at home. That's always gonna be fun. That's always gonna be anarchy.

And unfortunately, the only people who are coming in on playing skee ball are like people on hack dates like it's just like guys who are just like, Ah, this is a fun activity to do with a girl who have never met because And then they always take it way too seriously and they end. They get into, like, weird, little competitive things with these, just like little guys who come in with their dates.

You really hate young team. Loved on truth.

I really do. Honestly,

you were It's fat, your recent. Luckily, they're out of luck. You're not resentful, you know, Luckily, you're out

of the woods with you were seeing your mom's new boyfriend. Well, I wish I was out of the woods. What happened? I did have the We're just friends conversation with him. Uh, he said,

That's cool. That's what high voice sounds

like you

and what I heard

he got back in their e. He's charming. Any

weasel his way back? Well, he were friends. Guys were just friends. Me and my health. Stepdaddy are just friends, okay? And I told him to his face, he can hang out. We can hang on the weekends. We can hang, we can chat with. I heard you. You took him home for the holidays. That doesn't like

you said, Like your injuries. This is my friend. And

I introduced him. Teoh, Uh, people as my friend.

He's just as he's We're here on work,

release to, and you can have full interactions. I know. We said earlier you can't have interactions, but you can,

uh, only what? You can have interactions with people from hell. We can talk

to each other. We can. And also people from Earth to

Yeah, the rules

were faking loose. We need it. Yes. So this is your friend and your setting.

Good. Just where I'm standing, it would get boundaries.

Have you moved on from chatting about him objectifying your mom? Or is that still the thing that's happened?

Ah, he keeps He knows That's

where we connected. So he keeps trying to circle back, Teoh. Well,

I just got to say I think I think

it's not him. That's so special. I think you can connect with anyone about that same

thing, because you I think I think you can find someone else who wants to objectify your mom the same way that you do. And you don't have to stay stuck with this guy because you offered

him up advice, helped him pick out the photos he took of your mom, right? He's taking

photos of your mom and your kind of WR. He did a boudoir

shoes. Not exactly. Glamour shops. What money? But I don't know what you guys thinking means by that. I'm not really sure. I mean, those photos are Arata. Yeah, You look as they are not. They are ironic of your mother and you're looking at the proves and you're judging. But I'm looking at that to pictures of you looking. I'm looking at it. He loves taking pictures of you looking at the mom. Your mom? I'm letting you your roast in those two. Well, I'm looking

at those photos of my mom objectively. I'm she is just a woman. She is not my mother

seems subjective. Seems very sub dom.

Now, um, so in that arcade, um, what's your role in the day to day basis? I haven't made it up.

Well, I've got the little belt with the quarter dispenser on it. Kids come up to me, Give me a dollar. If there are kids, there's very infrequently kids. I give up quarters. I dust the carpet every night. I, uh, maintained machines. I make sure that machines Yeah, like game game. Okay, well, and also, you know, security cameras that are in there. I have to maintain a lot.

But I also saw you fixing Ah, washer dryer.

Right. Well, uh, as I said, the

business in the arcade is kind of down, so we kind of just do maintenance on household appliances as well. I altered the sign out front and now says arcade and maintenance are and maintenance on house all the time.

And I don't mean to breathe because they

have really been given it to us all. But I did see the geek Geek squad stopped by and really bully the shit

out of you. Yeah, they say I'm encroaching on their territory because I did start doing some computer repairs. Well, I'm getting

the geek Squad is really, really getting bold at this moment. We thought we were cool, but apparently we are below Geek, they came out. We had a drag

race the other day. It was the view against a cow. A cow. Um, bug Exactly calories, but about its printed and cow and me and my broken security truck.

And needless to say, they want you to get out exactly how

to do it. You just drive straight until the end, and I think I'm not a nerd, so

I'm not smart enough to figure that

out. I thought I was very

much an Alfa. Now where I work, I work at Bass Pro Shop because I am a fisherman. I'm an outdoorsman. I'm an all around man's man. Um, so something more Alfa than spending all of your time alone. Absolutely. It's not because I can't talk to others, so I have to isolate myself. It's that I'm a man. I have

so many memories of my father taking me

over talking Teoh, learning that that's the way you know, Supposed to do it like it on every every time I take a picture with the fish, and my dad looks in the photo as if he can't wait to get away from May I tear up? I wish my dad have ever taken me fishing, but he was so focused on the business any time I eat a disgusting sandwich that was prepared with no love official group, and then I make an alcoholic drink. Any time I passed the trauma onto my Children through spankings and lash outs and angrily stomping into the woods to get a switch, I think of my mom or and then I

go get a haircut and I realized

I'd find again.

Yeah, I go pay $3 for you to go to the cheapest in town, and it looks like a $2 Good wait about our daddies are Oh, my dad has given me such good taste and confidence. Who, anyway?

Yeah, that was a motion. What about your job? We were tough guy stuff, you know? I'm just, you know, I'm in the bass pro. Ah, a lot of people in there,

You know, a lot of cool people. Um, you know,

getting camel when you worked specifically in the apparel section I did you

a list, right? I'm an apparel specialist. Eso I help you out with bibs or waiters? Or lobster bibs or

or lob moderators?

You saw those little tubes that you sit into fish? What? Canoes? No. Now another tube. A canoe has a hard shell. Oh, yeah, I specialized. I specialize in those little ah, stupid inner tube. It's like a little basic with a baby sits in and you sit in when I sell fishing Floaties, I sell. I really specialize in fly fishing. You could come in there and whip that shit around as hard as you can. Uh, and you get employee discounts, by the way,

he I get employees hikes. Bass pro is an employee height. Eso you pay over?

Well, they know they know most of the people shopping. They're there for the important. If you're well, I'm always browsing. When I'm there, I got a I got a big stuff cart. I am working.

There's a lot of like Could I help you, sir? Oh, I work here. Oh, me too.

On you have a big section of

the back of things that you can't find where they go back on the floor. So if they don't get put back, you're just someone's gonna have to take him. Yes.

Called the T. J. Maxx section.

It's a really nightmare back there. Just people rifling through. Ah, uh, reels and rods.

But I'm sure you some guys come in there and you guys just chat. You could just

Oh, my gosh. Yes. In this

case, I can talk about emotional stuff with people who didn't come from hell. And we share stories about the big one that got away

tracking the big one. Um, naming the big one. Naming the big one. Uh, honey holes, Um,

or you're

and the funny thing is, you guys are kind of all unaware of how this is a metaphor for your failures in life. The big one. That way we're totally

unaware that we are are we can't achieve much in life, so we we fish. And

can I ask you

some questions? Yeah, I'm trying to catch some or trout. What's a good bait to use for that?

Oh, that's a great question. So you want to use crabs like Scrabble? Crabs? Crab, Dungeness, fiddler? Uh, pube class. Pubic lice. Crabs are good for catching truck you can catch. Try any type

of They love trout love creepily crawlers. Well,

what about say I'm trying to catch a salmon? What kind of bait?

When I using

that, you use a shrimp. All right. Uh, like big shrimp smiles Ramprakash left from, uh,

don't look for What's

that? Hey, that him? Pete. Kids who are smaller on the playground. Tramps? Uh, yeah, fried shrimp fried swisher just into the

idea of something that is smaller than it should be. Yeah, not specifically. Shrimp from the sea, right? Yeah. Novelty. Bonzai

trees. So that a bunch entry, but a novelty bonzai tree? That's a tiny

version of little tiny one. That's interesting. Um, yeah. So it's it's going pretty good there. My, uh, my I'm not selling enough. Ah. Peril. So we're trying to get my numbers up. My manager there. Ah, is, um is a guy with blood all over him.

He looks like he just cleaned a deer. Something like, Yeah, he's really

deaf. Um, yeah. So he's he's really riding May

Are you having trouble selling the people? You can't close the deal.

Yeah, I can never close the

deal. Um, I just I'm always having I can't really make it to the final sale. I always lose the customer right in the end. Yeah. Ah, those are big stores. You know, if you get lost anywhere in there, Yeah, I get literally lost. And I'm like,

Hello. We were almost to the register. Excuse may. Excuse May.

So I've been leaving myself breadcrumbs. Uh, and I

ate myself. This was humiliating the other day, but I left a bunch of breadcrumbs and I ate myself right into the toilet bowl

at the back of the best leave breadcrumbs to the toilet. I know that I don't have the answer for, but I knew I've been having diarrhea. Here's the answer. People have piled up on you doing this breadcrumb thing. And now they're playing tricks on you. I mean, even bread comes to places you don't want My God breadcrumb to write off of a cliff. I think it's that guy who goes

I think it's him. I think that guy is such a nice guy Tricks. May you catch you catch you. I'm going to get his ass.

me. Me,

All right. Well, yeah, I think we should take a quick break, guys. Just thio Thio, settle down a little.

Yeah, We have to take a break. We're legally

obligated. This t take a 15

we hop into the car and I'll drive us around to the food court. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Yeah. I

would love to get ah, uh, glass up. I think I'm the

hero. The store lip is going through a rebranding. Now, not only did they sell hats for your head, but also lives for your cup. Small, medium, large and extra large, hot and cold lid for your cops

were bad guys. Thanks so much for sticking with us. Uh, you know, we figure since this is the new normal now way actually ran into Ah, good friend of ours at the food court when we're on our break getting our lunch there. So we said, Hey, man, why don't you come on down and jump on the podcast with us?

That's the beauty of podcast.

Yeah, we're friend. He's a family friend

who was a friend with your family friends.

A friend of the Podd.

He's a friend of the Podd. He's a great friend of the Podd. Um, but we were excited to talk to him and peel the onion A some say, uh and he is our friend. Paxton Wallop. Paxton. How you doing? Good, Good, good, good, good. How you doing? My boys were doing real good, man, that we had a good lunch. Feeling real good. Did you enjoy your huge hot dogs? Yes.

Yeah, yeah. And really, really huge, Otto.

And it's interesting because you're hot.

Dogs are not. Ah, huge Because they're long, They're huge because there for fat there. More of, like looking for a big Yeah, big balls.

Yeah, well, they're hell. Hot dogs, hot dogs. Too big to fit in your mouth. Geez, the punishment

also not what I ordered, but they were They were tasty is the only thing we have. Okay, you should change your menu, cause it seems like a big, diversified menu. Big sort of traveling around the world, You know what I mean? But it's all

just kind of fat hot talk. Yeah, Yeah, pretty much. You look like you're going to get like, a pizza. Maybe you're gonna get some panda express, but it turns out just to be a huge hot now that can't fit in your mouth. So

is this one of those places

that treats you like crap on purpose? Like the in Chicago with those stocks? Last resort? Yeah.

Oh, ask bite. You love asked

Bip. I've never heard of asked my

a s s b y t He's is that rascally dog, that's all. The dick's last resort mugs that's asked by a quick question how I don't want to talk more about asked bite

you. You You you have a little dog you carry around a little fluffy dog. Is that an aspect?

Land I named him asked by.

And you you like that? Kind of in your face pun humor? Yeah, David the public in your face. Nous of it, right?

Yeah. Well, you know, he's the dog I killed that sent me to hell. Uh, yeah, I name of Evin. Favorite dog asked. Bite. Uh, we'll fasten you. You, of course. Wait. Anything? We may not made it clear. You sort of run the food court here at this mall. You You're in charge of all of the restaurant kiosk? Yeah. I gotta run around every one of them and serve everybody. It's pretty. It's pretty hectic. I don't know if that is your job. You do that stuff. It

seems like the restaurants are adequately staffed. But you kind of, like force your way into

the delivering a slice of pizza. And they said, Sure, that'll be coming right out. Right? And I got this. I got a little man. Yeah, well, I shove that micromanager dailies. Tiny already hired a micromanager. I hired a back road manager to micromanage for me. Push the little man Who is the micromanager? Hold on. How many micro managers are there? They're

micro managers. One that I've hired. And what would Thumbelina Sad man Teoh Bake the great big potato.

Oh, that guy. Yeah,

he's tightly Levi's easy to push around

their fingers potatoes 50 times the size of your body. But it really only works for him.

Exactly. He thought it was at his amazing idea when he opened the place, he that it was

gonna be genius potatoes 50 times the size of your body. You got a lot of remember All the investors were just too scared to say anything. It's like, is this PC to turn this death? I know. I have to give him my millions now. Yeah, He was heavily funded out off, Phil.

People didn't know how to say low,

so that's crazy. You hired

a micromanager. That's typically a bad term that people don't want. You sought that out.

Well, I've taken back the micromanager,

and I say, What did you ask

for when you when you were interviewing that micromanager?

Well, I just laid out a bunch of papers and I said, I'm gonna do this myself and

I let them, you know, money active When the most

forward micro managers would say none of that. I got this. I got this. I'll do this right now. And I would kind of put up roadblocks and try to get them to work with me. And the less they worked with me, the more I thought they'd be a good micromanage.

It's all of us to see if you could be micromanaged.