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The guys discuss their new work release program with Food Court Employee Paxton Wallop (Justin Michael).
Yeah, yeah, It's as good as I remember it being too. I don't go with the fancy stuff. I don't eat Sabar. No,
it is still too fancy. What do you time goes by the
slice by the slices. Not fancy. I were talking about the place. A few A few slots down. Stables down from Sabara, right? Yes, sir. Viers to again.
I took you. I took you to a Sabar. Oh, we made those plans and you showed up in a tuxedo.
Why, yes, but I mean, that place is high high class. They give you a little garlic knots in 10 foil.
Yeah, but you doesn't happen. Yeah, but you got
to bring your own trey. You you don't even have. They don't have dedicated seeding. I mean, they don't have like, it's it's
not. Did you ever follow my funny instagram travel account where I would just go toe New York and Italy and take a picture in front of Sabah row and say, getting the authentic pizza?
That is no, a funny joke.
It's really it is a funny thing that I have definitely, and I'm humiliated
you. And also you could do with a Starbucks in Italy were getting anything an authentic express. Oh, yeah, Yeah. I was hoping at what point
Expresso is very is a very different drink. I ordered an expresso the other day and I ended up four stops away without even stopping.
That's four stops by an Italian man. He takes on Italian bank, throw hot coffee in your face and
then put you somewhere really
far. You take the local.
Yeah, well, yeah. You definitely take the local look while I ve order
in a local O
A. Look. Ello, ello. Kayla looking for you. Ended up in Iran. Contra?
Yeah, Long Island. And I cater waiter to breast
a bris. Yeah, really? They do food
at those?
Well, I any mix ups? It must have been a mix up because I was
there with tuna tartare and they were like, I think that's a wet. I think that you're supposed to be the wedding. Yeah, but I serve the baby in her meso. I
plays this palette The baby had a cleanse about. Was he eating something that he needed to be cleansed from work? Well, yeah, he had just been
eating some maps and he was about to eat the main course cycle is his ballot. That's nice. And what was the more leading? The Moyle
was a boil. Boil, right?
Well, the mile. I just put in a
big packet of Boyle Boyle on a bunch of like shrimp and potatoes and stuff. Yeah, well, bunch of morals were showing up in putting, um, they were putting Cem paper down on tables to have a big oil. I mean, if if someone starts a boil boil, you can count on a bunch of boils coming out of the way.
Smell it. It's where it's warm oils, the vile come. It's a
boil cough. You need a bunch of oils. You just throw that paper bad. You through all sorts of shrimp, sausage, potatoes.
What is on the thing when they shot it up in the sky to try to get them oils?
Oh, no, the bat signal from the
mile signal. What's the signal look like?
It's Ah, it's complaining on a plane.
Eso is a guy clearly standing, not standing near seat, but not sitting in it both right, and his stuff
is touching. Both people sitting next to
its right is like
I don't know if you could weigh in on this out. I asked, But then when he said the specific I laughed too Are So maybe I'm bad to
you? Left like a white audience. An improv show When one of the black guy says the n word. You guys like that too much, didn't you?
Big, huge laugh peak
in the audience. Oh, shit. What you some on fire? No way. Car roll, guys. Nothing's on fire
Roll stop walking Roll Let's roll. 23 The way The music your own Prior were gracious rock n roll didn't put the fire but there wasn't fired Rock and roll 234 A a a a cat cut That was like a good one. Todo get that
we get that.
That would be
well, pay cow bell. I'll say this. Oh, yeah,
Yeah, That's just do it again. Star
amount. But, um, by the way, Music. Oh, guys, I gotta have more cowbell. Oh, no, we're not.
That's what is that from? That's from something
I think right now I think this
way we make
that just inventing. Funny thing. No,
Listen, guys, you say you wanted to be able to take it again. Well, you'll be able to play that one back if you know what I mean.
To just
change what? Cow bell. Your fear. The reaper. Reid Second said, Get said, What is that from?
You'll figure it out later because we got to get to it cause we've been recording this whole time. What?
Oh, shit way. At least we got some of that song down that's going to be a hit.
That's got my I was going to say we got a record to get this, aren't
I? Got full? I don't like I was an idiot. Well, uh, you shouldn't be kind of
learned the lesson
I've tried. I've tried to learn this lesson. Honestly, at this point, I do not know how to fix
it. Your brain in there. Audio engineering class or yeah, I'd love that, But it won't stick something wrong with his brain. It won't. He sent it every time. Because we've put
posted notes on your forehead. Yeah,
I'm covered in posted way. Sure. Our forehead. That's right.
Welcome to the teacher's lounge. It used to be the first, best and only podcast pertained issues relevant to the Hamilton High school community. But unfortunately, that is not the
case anymore. People care. Fortunately, we would love to be in the first season. Yeah, yes. Yeah, but oh, my God. If we never had to do an episode again God, Well, you know, if you why do we have to do this? Well, cause we're trapped in hell. This is my own personal hell.
Uh, you know, that is true. We, ah, last season died and went to hell on if you listen less Last episode, we talked a lot about how we were sort of trying to find our new normal. Uh
oh, no, this is our
This is our normal, normal. Um, And we we actually missed some pretty crucial information when we ducked out on McCain's orientation. Because when you're inhale, apparently you can get on work release, and we've all been assigned.
We'll have to be on work. You have to be on. That's part of it. You don't just sit down there and burn, which would actually be
nice. You have to wear.
Yeah, uh, you know, we all, thankfully were assigned work release in the same location, and we thought originally it was just gonna be somewhere Inhale. You know, we work at a coffee shopper, you know, cleaning toilets somewhere. But no. In
fact, Satan has a contract with Malls of the Earth. Yes. Yeah. And and we're talking the classic, the classic mall. It's just disgusting.
Yeah, yeah. Not the good mom. You know how most good model in the
in the old mall who told Mom
Let us paint a
picture. It's all indoors. White tile only. But
it's dirty.
Yeah, but yes, it's dirty. Yeah,
I guess that's it.
It's got Ah, you know, it's got a run down place where no Children are playing, But Children can play that sort of like nasty porcelain looking like like rideable horses.
Porcelain. That's a good word. Everything feels like
a toilet in this. Yeah, yes. Yeah.
And we asked, there was Why can't we just stay in hell? And they said it just didn't work very well, keeping people just in half way. Could you know what to do with the time hires a little over complicated. Let's get let's get everyone in hell on Earth for at least a little bit on and so that they've been trying that out on I'm disappointed.
Yeah. I mean, what we they do. We don't
have anklets ankle braces like you do on house arrest. You have, um,
chokers. So we're all in these cute little choker?
Yeah. Like, kind of like
limited Teoh, late nineties, early two thousands. Ah, high school girl choker
Look, But they do have, like, dog training functionality. Because I can't getting
shocked if I drive too far in the parking lot. Yeah,
right. You're out on security details. That's what I want to
tell everybody what we're doing. Sam, you Ah, you now are working security at the mall.
Yes, I drive
a beat up Jeep Patriot security vehicle and I cruise the parking lot and try to just make sure everyone gets to their car and you take a lot of breaks. Also, though that part of the job Absolutely. I take a lot of breaks. And every time I do, I get stung on the neck for it. Yeah,
but you know what you gonna do? Just keep driving. It's exhausting and exas
ting in hell or back on Earth. But as in your after life, are you a better driver of these little jeeps than you were maybe of limos or, um, cars.
You know, I thought I
would be I really thought I would be. But so far I've crashed the car 32 times. It's been three days, and
but these jeeps are rugged, though. I mean, they do not
You get more day and you've done more damage Other things than to actually your
I've taken this thing off roading accidentally. And I You quickly
upgraded your jeep. Ah, you lift it.
I lifted, I put the snorkel on it. I did the whole thing because I literally
don't know where this thing's gonna take me. Sometimes I feel like it's not even up to. I
saw you driving that thing around the fountain the other day. That's right. That's why you put the snorkel.
I know there was a kid in
there I was trying to chase down,
and he was a fast swimmer, so I was sort of, you know, spinning her. I couldn't catch this.
This was a little Mikey Phelps.
That's right. Little making felt. Yeah, absolutely. The feet on this kid under believable. Well,
Michael Phelps, son, little Mikey Phelps is always out there showing office staff
Yeah, it's Ah, it's a kid that Michael Phelps had with the subway sandwich. Um, and so he's both fast and delicious.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Swimming the fountain. That's what Daddy did. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll be back.
Uh, but you they in hell. They have the technology comic in the matrix where you just plug your head in and you can learn everything you need to know the famous I know Kung fu. Si. That's right. They did that for you with driving five times. And you're still a terrible driver.
Yeah, there's something about it that my emotional aspect won't let new information in. I don't know what happened to me in my life. I think nothing but I can tow, learn any new
information. Your brain is full. What do you think? It's full with
pain and anguish. Maybe I'm not really sure. I'm not sure, but every time I
drive, I go. I got this. I got this. I'm driving straight. And then 10 seconds later, at some point, I blacked out and I'm in a ditch or I'm in the hospital. Or a minute more
or you're in a narrow post, Al.
Yes. So I'm in a narrow postal where I have those air, not drive throughs. You were You were trying to get some acid
wash jeans and a weird cable belt
to go. Yeah, to go.
Well, if you need it quickly, I would use a row Postmates. It's kind of an exorbitant delivery fee, but if you don't want to leave the house, but you do want a shirt with holes in it, that's the way to go.
That's a really good thank you very much So.
I've been
having a tough time at the mall. Honestly, I would
have preferred staying in hell. I hate when did they take you off of exterior Jeep? Or did they, uh, did they move you inside of What have they done? Have the Is your supervisor been like this is crazy where we're taking you off of driving
duty. He's definitely said, This is crazy to me, that's for sure. But no, it's the only job they let me do, they say. Oddly enough, this is
the thing you're most qualified for. I crashed the car. They say you'll do more damage elsewhere. That's right. And I have they let me be, Ah, just a standing security guard for, like, a few hours. Yeah, right in front of the sliding doors. Somehow I crushed and broke all the glass.
Yeah, somehow. Did you punch it or
anything? Well, I got in
the car and I drove
Teoh, but I was just going to
get a snack from my car. A little string cheese. I like to leave it in there so it gets warm. Uh, you know, warm string.
Do you like your string cheese eyes? Their dairy
in string cheese?
I'm pretty sure.
Okay, Um, has on your stomach.
Oh, it's bad for the stomach, but it's I like the way it touches my teeth like that. Nice little chewy got.
It's got a good choo. Yeah, it's firm, but it's also a little soft.
It's tough, but fair. Which is what she said is what she said. Yeah. How are you guys like my mother? I e
i was a little
bit, um I had taken ah, bunch of fentanyl. Um, but on our transition, because I just from hell to earn this quiet. A
Is it complicated what happened there? Cause we
were given social security numbers. We we've we seem like human beings, but we're demons. How did that? How
did that transition happen? I was given
an anti social security number. No. Yeah, it's
basically Ah, the idea is that we can only interact with people in a service capacity. We can't way. We can't talk to people. We can't have casual conversation. We can only do ah specific service active, for example. Sam can only drive his security car around, and you also can fire a gun. If I'm,
I can fire a gun. But if I talked to anyone,
my hair lights on fire
and, uh on only you feel it, though that's the thing it doesn't they don't see in the real
world. But of course, it's a tough rule for me because I do. I have the gift of Gabby. You want to just trapped people at a time. I'm a wordsmith. I love getting to know people. I like just learning about people and so that it really is my hell to be around all of these fascinating.
And how about
people? Do you, like, ask a lot of questions?
You could learn a lot about someone, by the way they listen to you talk. You know what I mean? The way they hear you and
try to stay away from the conversation here. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Thank you. Very help. Miss Test. How long does it take this person to leave If they wait a long time there a good person, right?
They leave immediately. There
mean Yeah, exactly. Have you had? Because you're obviously you're sort of the the the manager of the sort of event space at the mall? Yeah. It's sort of the same place where, like, Santa Claus gets set up at Christmas or when we've got, like, a boy band, auditions or whatever. They're happening. That's right. There's always boy band auditions in the
Yes. They're saying there's ever a lucrative career. Yeah, boy bands. Uh, yeah. You and the kids coming through all the time that
there was a there was,
like, what seemed to be like an Abercrombie cattle call there the other day. You know, boys, you know, 16 to 24
one of them
looked like you and seem like you. It's like way
I called in sick to work, so I don't remember who was there. Um, but, you know, I did hear that there was a nice wrinkle, young boy, that came in. Ah, nice wrinkly, young boy. Yeah, that's the chatter. Kind of going around is Ah, little wrinkly boy came in and they don't even ask him to. But he belted out 16 bars. They were
not supposed to know
what he was doing. Ring of keys from fun, huh? Sorry about discovering his own lesbian sexuality. Um, and you know, I think that I hope he gets a call back.
Why? You were sick. You don't know this
boy. I just It sounds powerful
I did here. I did
hear some chatter around the mall. They were taking a break and I was in the coffee or not. The company, the food court and I heard the producers of that shoot say that they like they like that kid. But not for that. They are producing a remake of Tales From the Crypt. And they were thinking that maybe he'd be good.
Hey, Sorry, Dean. They saw right through it. The producers of the average probably shoot are also producing tales from the Craig. Don't ask me. I'm not I'm not a mullah
version. It's gonna be an experience
in the mall. So it's not off Broadway. It's maul maul tails. It's
kind of like
a Halloween
activity at the at the moment
of your Nativity, the Halloween Nativity of tales from the Crypt Way. This is the devil's house. Just what it says. I want you. Nativity is not Christmas specific.
Just made it just anything your native.
Yes, well, it's not safe, Patrick. Stand activity was offensive. Well, it's just
driven of the term negatively. It's natively.
Oh, any sort. So, yeah. I mean, yeah, I'm sure I could get in touch with them for the Halloween tales from the crypt materially. Um, and I'm sure he'd be interested if they would write a pipe form or anything like that. But you weren't suggesting the crypt keeper roll, right?
I would never make a suggestion like that, but the They seem to have a very specific idea of what they wanted to use them for.
Okay, Well, um what
it sounds like
you're running the events at the mall and also submitting yourself for everything that comes through town.
Look, uh, because the day you were supposed to work security when Santa
came in there was no No. One there. And Santa showed up a little bit
confused right now and he said, Let's get those kids on my lap and I don't want to go back to this. But Todd, your registered sex offender by accident, And
that doesn't look good.
If that is you.
Look, the I've explained this now on multiple Podd. I work out at a middle school agin at a middle school gym and playground, and I was changing in the kids in the middle school bathroom and I had to take a call. It was too loud, so I took it outside and forgot I was nude. The experience was more traumatizing and humiliating for me than the kids, because the kids pointed at my Penis and said, Smaller than me.
Look, it's smaller than ours. So hours there Really?
Yeah, I bullies and nerds were but were hugging each other and laughing. At May A created a kind of a peace amongst them.
It seemed like there is a new up and coming pop star, uh, Bridget Spears, who is Britney Spears niece, and it seemed like, uh
came out of nowhere. Yeah,
and came out of nowhere she came through them all tall. A lot of people, very so tall. Bridges, piers It's almost as if
the kids nowadays think just simply being tall is the coolest thing you could. Levi's. It's such
a new weird trend you're seeing DILTs. You're seeing everybody's got a picture of the girls. Got pictures of Dick Mbaye Matombo on there. That's not J T T Dick Mbaye. Tamba
That's right. Oh, yeah, I think, Bridget, she's gonna be big And I'm excited about her. Heard in your opener told Podd Raya, who is a very tall your
time. Todd. Todd, Padre. And you're trying to pull off their opener is tall Padre your tall in your last name is Pancho. No, this is a
soundcloud rapper. You could tell by all the tattoos on his face and the grill on his teeth and
his Todd, huh? You have tattoos on your face right now?
Oh, no, these are I'm breaking out. I've breaking out.
You're breaking out in a tattoo that says thug life.
Yeah, it's so embarrassing. But I have this adult onset acne that I guess it kind of looks like it says thug life.
Your skin honestly looks smoother
than ever. There's just Yeah,
No, that's, uh maybe it's my birthmark. I think I got a birth.
Mom, you're breaking out in both
breaking on birth. Mark
and I have seen
your real birthmark. Todd, it's on your butt.
Woke a Your birthmark is on your mother. You left a mark. Two of them. One physical, one emotional deep left your mark. Uh, look, we're excited. Tadre is performing. You are not tall,
Padre. And tall Padre ends up being a great rapper who opens up for Bridget Spears. Then I'm I'm happy to have a nice fun event to watch from the mall. It's so
you're close to the right. Your clothes. I work today.
Yeah, I work. I work at the arcade on the upper deck of the the mall that overlooks the event space.
Now the upper deck of a way to say it. But we were all thinking that's like the part of the ball that's like a baseball
stadium. Is that what it is? What do you talk about this
thing in the back of a toy? Well, I was thinking that, too, and
it's amazing that a mall can give you the fuel of both. Yeah, it's like you're very far away from the action. You're also in the top of a toilet.
Yeah, I a lot of people.
I when I got this job, I knew it was gonna be tough, cause it is out of the way. You know, there's not a lot of, ah, foot traffic, um and and honestly, arcades, air kind of out of fashion these days. Kids got the video games at home.
What? I said you'd
be late to work because you're stuck in that big bag of peanuts up there.
Yeah, well, I mean, if somebody called, if somebody's calling out selling snacks, I can't. I feel bad. Not not painful.
And Guinness was in there, uh, at your arcade the other day. I saw them screeched to a halt outside the mall. Yeah, me too. I drove my pastor Stop. Hey, e tried to screech with Phil. You did? You did. You almost died all again, but they came
in and quickly awarded you guys dirtiest carpet in the world.
You quickly barca. They don't even have to think twice.
Yeah, they, uh well, and I I knew the day that I signed on to this job that we had a shot a day. That award on, I've been doing my best to keep a dirty
hard work. What are you doing for that?
I mostly kids coming in with with food court items. And I just said, You know what? Just eat a month of Laura's fires. Just get sort of Indian Indian style on the floor. Yeah, nasty carpenter. So carpenter style, please. Uh ah. And then I also, you know, every day I just pull out the dust bag and I throw some dust down. Um,
he tried that stuff. Yeah. Way. Have a closet full of desk bags and vacuum, huh? Back. You know, I saw you know, back. You
know, I know what you're saying. You're saying like, like, sort of the sort of thing that the vacuum sucks the Dustin
when you vacuum the whole mall on, reposition all the dirt to the dirtiest carpet, you're nobody. Nobody wants to see
how the sausage is made. Okay, at that, we
were not years. You keep showing yourself just made. Well, you know, I just want
this this arcade to have some sort of attract some element of attraction and the games I it So you are a Guinness record for dirtiest carpet is up there on the list.
Just got skee ball
going again, right? You cannot fake skee ball at home. That's always gonna be fun. That's always gonna be anarchy.
And unfortunately, the only people who are coming in on playing skee ball are like people on hack dates like it's just like guys who are just like, Ah, this is a fun activity to do with a girl who have never met because And then they always take it way too seriously and they end. They get into, like, weird, little competitive things with these, just like little guys who come in with their dates.
You really hate young team. Loved on truth.
I really do. Honestly,
you were It's fat, your recent. Luckily, they're out of luck. You're not resentful, you know, Luckily, you're out
of the woods with you were seeing your mom's new boyfriend. Well, I wish I was out of the woods. What happened? I did have the We're just friends conversation with him. Uh, he said,
That's cool. That's what high voice sounds
like you
and what I heard
he got back in their e. He's charming. Any
weasel his way back? Well, he were friends. Guys were just friends. Me and my health. Stepdaddy are just friends, okay? And I told him to his face, he can hang out. We can hang on the weekends. We can hang, we can chat with. I heard you. You took him home for the holidays. That doesn't like
you said, Like your injuries. This is my friend. And
I introduced him. Teoh, Uh, people as my friend.
He's just as he's We're here on work,
release to, and you can have full interactions. I know. We said earlier you can't have interactions, but you can,
uh, only what? You can have interactions with people from hell. We can talk
to each other. We can. And also people from Earth to
Yeah, the rules
were faking loose. We need it. Yes. So this is your friend and your setting.
Good. Just where I'm standing, it would get boundaries.
Have you moved on from chatting about him objectifying your mom? Or is that still the thing that's happened?
Ah, he keeps He knows That's
where we connected. So he keeps trying to circle back, Teoh. Well,
I just got to say I think I think
it's not him. That's so special. I think you can connect with anyone about that same
thing, because you I think I think you can find someone else who wants to objectify your mom the same way that you do. And you don't have to stay stuck with this guy because you offered
him up advice, helped him pick out the photos he took of your mom, right? He's taking
photos of your mom and your kind of WR. He did a boudoir
shoes. Not exactly. Glamour shops. What money? But I don't know what you guys thinking means by that. I'm not really sure. I mean, those photos are Arata. Yeah, You look as they are not. They are ironic of your mother and you're looking at the proves and you're judging. But I'm looking at that to pictures of you looking. I'm looking at it. He loves taking pictures of you looking at the mom. Your mom? I'm letting you your roast in those two. Well, I'm looking
at those photos of my mom objectively. I'm she is just a woman. She is not my mother
seems subjective. Seems very sub dom.
Now, um, so in that arcade, um, what's your role in the day to day basis? I haven't made it up.
Well, I've got the little belt with the quarter dispenser on it. Kids come up to me, Give me a dollar. If there are kids, there's very infrequently kids. I give up quarters. I dust the carpet every night. I, uh, maintained machines. I make sure that machines Yeah, like game game. Okay, well, and also, you know, security cameras that are in there. I have to maintain a lot.
But I also saw you fixing Ah, washer dryer.
Right. Well, uh, as I said, the
business in the arcade is kind of down, so we kind of just do maintenance on household appliances as well. I altered the sign out front and now says arcade and maintenance are and maintenance on house all the time.
And I don't mean to breathe because they
have really been given it to us all. But I did see the geek Geek squad stopped by and really bully the shit
out of you. Yeah, they say I'm encroaching on their territory because I did start doing some computer repairs. Well, I'm getting
the geek Squad is really, really getting bold at this moment. We thought we were cool, but apparently we are below Geek, they came out. We had a drag
race the other day. It was the view against a cow. A cow. Um, bug Exactly calories, but about its printed and cow and me and my broken security truck.
And needless to say, they want you to get out exactly how
to do it. You just drive straight until the end, and I think I'm not a nerd, so
I'm not smart enough to figure that
out. I thought I was very
much an Alfa. Now where I work, I work at Bass Pro Shop because I am a fisherman. I'm an outdoorsman. I'm an all around man's man. Um, so something more Alfa than spending all of your time alone. Absolutely. It's not because I can't talk to others, so I have to isolate myself. It's that I'm a man. I have
so many memories of my father taking me
over talking Teoh, learning that that's the way you know, Supposed to do it like it on every every time I take a picture with the fish, and my dad looks in the photo as if he can't wait to get away from May I tear up? I wish my dad have ever taken me fishing, but he was so focused on the business any time I eat a disgusting sandwich that was prepared with no love official group, and then I make an alcoholic drink. Any time I passed the trauma onto my Children through spankings and lash outs and angrily stomping into the woods to get a switch, I think of my mom or and then I
go get a haircut and I realized
I'd find again.
Yeah, I go pay $3 for you to go to the cheapest in town, and it looks like a $2 Good wait about our daddies are Oh, my dad has given me such good taste and confidence. Who, anyway?
Yeah, that was a motion. What about your job? We were tough guy stuff, you know? I'm just, you know, I'm in the bass pro. Ah, a lot of people in there,
You know, a lot of cool people. Um, you know,
getting camel when you worked specifically in the apparel section I did you
a list, right? I'm an apparel specialist. Eso I help you out with bibs or waiters? Or lobster bibs or
or lob moderators?
You saw those little tubes that you sit into fish? What? Canoes? No. Now another tube. A canoe has a hard shell. Oh, yeah, I specialized. I specialize in those little ah, stupid inner tube. It's like a little basic with a baby sits in and you sit in when I sell fishing Floaties, I sell. I really specialize in fly fishing. You could come in there and whip that shit around as hard as you can. Uh, and you get employee discounts, by the way,
he I get employees hikes. Bass pro is an employee height. Eso you pay over?
Well, they know they know most of the people shopping. They're there for the important. If you're well, I'm always browsing. When I'm there, I got a I got a big stuff cart. I am working.
There's a lot of like Could I help you, sir? Oh, I work here. Oh, me too.
On you have a big section of
the back of things that you can't find where they go back on the floor. So if they don't get put back, you're just someone's gonna have to take him. Yes.
Called the T. J. Maxx section.
It's a really nightmare back there. Just people rifling through. Ah, uh, reels and rods.
But I'm sure you some guys come in there and you guys just chat. You could just
Oh, my gosh. Yes. In this
case, I can talk about emotional stuff with people who didn't come from hell. And we share stories about the big one that got away
or you're
tracking the big one. Um, naming the big one. Naming the big one. Uh, honey holes, Um,
and the funny thing is, you guys are kind of all unaware of how this is a metaphor for your failures in life. The big one. That way we're totally
unaware that we are are we can't achieve much in life, so we we fish. And
can I ask you
some questions? Yeah, I'm trying to catch some or trout. What's a good bait to use for that?
Oh, that's a great question. So you want to use crabs like Scrabble? Crabs? Crab, Dungeness, fiddler? Uh, pube class. Pubic lice. Crabs are good for catching truck you can catch. Try any type
of They love trout love creepily crawlers. Well,
what about say I'm trying to catch a salmon? What kind of bait?
When I using
that, you use a shrimp. All right. Uh, like big shrimp smiles Ramprakash left from, uh,
don't look for What's
that? Hey, that him? Pete. Kids who are smaller on the playground. Tramps? Uh, yeah, fried shrimp fried swisher just into the
idea of something that is smaller than it should be. Yeah, not specifically. Shrimp from the sea, right? Yeah. Novelty. Bonzai
trees. So that a bunch entry, but a novelty bonzai tree? That's a tiny
version of little tiny one. That's interesting. Um, yeah. So it's it's going pretty good there. My, uh, my I'm not selling enough. Ah. Peril. So we're trying to get my numbers up. My manager there. Ah, is, um is a guy with blood all over him.
He looks like he just cleaned a deer. Something like, Yeah, he's really
deaf. Um, yeah. So he's he's really riding May
Are you having trouble selling the people? You can't close the deal.
Yeah, I can never close the
deal. Um, I just I'm always having I can't really make it to the final sale. I always lose the customer right in the end. Yeah. Ah, those are big stores. You know, if you get lost anywhere in there, Yeah, I get literally lost. And I'm like,
Hello. We were almost to the register. Excuse may. Excuse May.
So I've been leaving myself breadcrumbs. Uh, and I
ate myself. This was humiliating the other day, but I left a bunch of breadcrumbs and I ate myself right into the toilet bowl
at the back of the best leave breadcrumbs to the toilet. I know that I don't have the answer for, but I knew I've been having diarrhea. Here's the answer. People have piled up on you doing this breadcrumb thing. And now they're playing tricks on you. I mean, even bread comes to places you don't want My God breadcrumb to write off of a cliff. I think it's that guy who goes
me. Me,
I think it's him. I think that guy is such a nice guy Tricks. May you catch you catch you. I'm going to get his ass.
All right. Well, yeah, I think we should take a quick break, guys. Just thio Thio, settle down a little.
Yeah, We have to take a break. We're legally
obligated. This t take a 15
we hop into the car and I'll drive us around to the food court. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Yeah. I
would love to get ah, uh, glass up. I think I'm the
hero. The store lip is going through a rebranding. Now, not only did they sell hats for your head, but also lives for your cup. Small, medium, large and extra large, hot and cold lid for your cops
were bad guys. Thanks so much for sticking with us. Uh, you know, we figure since this is the new normal now way actually ran into Ah, good friend of ours at the food court when we're on our break getting our lunch there. So we said, Hey, man, why don't you come on down and jump on the podcast with us?
That's the beauty of podcast.
Yeah, we're friend. He's a family friend
who was a friend with your family friends.
A friend of the Podd.
He's a friend of the Podd. He's a great friend of the Podd. Um, but we were excited to talk to him and peel the onion A some say, uh and he is our friend. Paxton Wallop. Paxton. How you doing? Good, Good, good, good, good. How you doing? My boys were doing real good, man, that we had a good lunch. Feeling real good. Did you enjoy your huge hot dogs? Yes.
Yeah, yeah. And really, really huge, Otto.
And it's interesting because you're hot.
Dogs are not. Ah, huge Because they're long, They're huge because there for fat there. More of, like looking for a big Yeah, big balls.
Yeah, well, they're hell. Hot dogs, hot dogs. Too big to fit in your mouth. Geez, the punishment
also not what I ordered, but they were They were tasty is the only thing we have. Okay, you should change your menu, cause it seems like a big, diversified menu. Big sort of traveling around the world, You know what I mean? But it's all
just kind of fat hot talk. Yeah, Yeah, pretty much. You look like you're going to get like, a pizza. Maybe you're gonna get some panda express, but it turns out just to be a huge hot now that can't fit in your mouth. So
is this one of those places
that treats you like crap on purpose? Like the in Chicago with those stocks? Last resort? Yeah.
Oh, ask bite. You love asked
Bip. I've never heard of asked my
a s s b y t He's is that rascally dog, that's all. The dick's last resort mugs that's asked by a quick question how I don't want to talk more about asked bite
you. You You you have a little dog you carry around a little fluffy dog. Is that an aspect?
Land I named him asked by.
And you you like that? Kind of in your face pun humor? Yeah, David the public in your face. Nous of it, right?
Yeah. Well, you know, he's the dog I killed that sent me to hell. Uh, yeah, I name of Evin. Favorite dog asked. Bite. Uh, we'll fasten you. You, of course. Wait. Anything? We may not made it clear. You sort of run the food court here at this mall. You You're in charge of all of the restaurant kiosk? Yeah. I gotta run around every one of them and serve everybody. It's pretty. It's pretty hectic. I don't know if that is your job. You do that stuff. It
seems like the restaurants are adequately staffed. But you kind of, like force your way into
the delivering a slice of pizza. And they said, Sure, that'll be coming right out. Right? And I got this. I got a little man. Yeah, well, I shove that micromanager dailies. Tiny already hired a micromanager. I hired a back road manager to micromanage for me. Push the little man Who is the micromanager? Hold on. How many micro managers are there? They're
micro managers. One that I've hired. And what would Thumbelina Sad man Teoh Bake the great big potato.
Oh, that guy. Yeah,
he's tightly Levi's easy to push around
their fingers potatoes 50 times the size of your body. But it really only works for him.
Exactly. He thought it was at his amazing idea when he opened the place, he that it was
gonna be genius potatoes 50 times the size of your body. You got a lot of remember All the investors were just too scared to say anything. It's like, is this PC to turn this death? I know. I have to give him my millions now. Yeah, He was heavily funded out off, Phil.
People didn't know how to say low,
so that's crazy. You hired
a micromanager. That's typically a bad term that people don't want. You sought that out.
Well, I've taken back the micromanager,
and I say, What did you ask
for when you when you were interviewing that micromanager?
Well, I just laid out a bunch of papers and I said, I'm gonna do this myself and
I let them, you know, money active When the most
forward micro managers would say none of that. I got this. I got this. I'll do this right now. And I would kind of put up roadblocks and try to get them to work with me. And the less they worked with me, the more I thought they'd be a good micromanage.
It's all of us to see if you could be micromanaged.
Yes. I didn't tell them that going and go into it. I said, I want a collaborative man. I think that they're good at healthy. Broke the road. Absolute.
Now I don't want toe assume anything. But when he when a tiny guy walked in, did you just go? That's my guy.
I mean, what way? That's it. That's a different guy. I
thought they were both time.
No, the micromanager is
normal size, right? But then there's a little man
who were tired. Tiny man,
What time he showed up for the
small manager position but is called a micromanager because he's so
Yeah, But I did say that's my guy when I sound the time, he'd be easy to push around, especially with the man I hired to push people around. I say I say,
Have you been interacting with the assistant manager?
Well, let me tell you, it makes me giggle every time. Tha s a man with a big thick. But I was that I got no, But you don't have a but at
all, it's Ah, beanpole. Yeah. So you hired him off of your butt absence. You hired a man who's got a big chunky but who wears big khakis and he tightens his belt assed Titus. He
can You been to the Sbarro, right? He works at the fanciest. He shapes a place in the mall photo realistically, like an hour glass figure. And you can actually tell time by how red he's getting in his thorax. Yeah,
he gets very mad. And so if you keep making Imad you comptel
time and he does have a thorax like a man. Yeah, he has a nexus cop is not a sin
and assistant manager. It's Aston Manager tested man assist and manager manager.
Also, he's got
that sits in the most normal person waiting. So yeah, there's a really fucked up, crazy looking guy working at the spire that you hired. It's like potato, potato, potato, potato.
That's a good
restaurant to a lot of lot of too
much potato in this food court, if you ask me. Yeah, they're all hot. Doug's
well, but that's your choice right now. Before
you died from l two
on work release. Correct?
Yeah. I'm hoping to get out of hell.
Yeah. You're trying to work enough that maybe they move you into purgatory.
And you've been
You've been your sentence has been lengthened for bad behaviors. I correct. Yeah, I've been a bad, bad boy. Paxton wallops Been a bad boy.
Some people have been saying that you are purposefully bad just so you can say that catch phrase. What
you're saying all the banners I have hung around the mall food court. Paxton while of the bed and boy purpose.
Yeah, you're a pressure about boy. You're like you're eating a lolly.
Podd Cheeky here. Not bad. You ever see that little
girl were the Berber dog on the center
screen pulling down her underwater? That the dog is a perfect I think I just made a mistake.
So I assume the dog was deliberately bullied and that
you thought the
dog was trying to eat that girl's ass. Well,
I didn't want to say it. Yeah,
that is a perverted dog. I don't I Look, I'm gonna be leather in that sunscreen on even more. Now, where do you put this on? Uh, where do you put the sunscreen on my feet and my sex on your feet? Yeah. Maybe it'll get barred up, Paxton. That's great. You're obviously you've
done a lot with the food court. Most people are saying negative, but
have you ventured much outside of it?
You know you're going to other parts of the mall.
What do you do on break? I
kind of wander around. See there any sales going on? There was a 20% on sale at the bass Pro shops way better than what they charge the employees, I hear.
Yes. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, A little bit better. Um,
on earth. What? What were you doing before you died? Where were you? In the hot dog industry? Uh,
no, I always wanted to be okay. I have achieved my dreams. Inhale.
Oh, well, so your hell is actually a bit of a heaven other than the running around.
Well, then that makes sense. Why you would want the bad behavior and still to stay longer. Yeah. I mean, I used to be a pediatric dermatology. Really? Dr Wallop, that
makes you look good. That Tom's face. Oh, yeah. Does that look like he has bumps or tattoos on
this face? Let me get a closer look.
Uh, see this, Doug. Life acting I have here or on the back, it's as, ah, don't need no wife. Um,
Zannex is cool. It says that school, most of
your pimples when you've gotten them before. Usually coming in different colors.
No, this is the first time. Maybe
it's hard for you to tell
because he's not a kid. It's also hard for me to tell because my eyes were picked up by crows when I got to hell.
Oh, you got the crow? I punishment.
Yeah, you sort of got the classic hell treatment. Yeah, well, just for them
all. Yeah, right. So you've seen them all. You've been in health since the mall idea. Kind of came up in the work release program, came up. How long was the crow pecking For? 13 14 years. Wow. You must have been really bad on Earth. You killed
a dog is a bad, bad, bad boy. I was a bad boy.
You sound like you like
this. I don't like it. Bad boy. Hate it. You're
putting your fingers in your dimples Time, my mouth throat. Well, you're taking off yourself there. Not having like, a little schoolboy outfit on the way. This is getting weird. There's no, like, famous Catholic schoolboy outfit like that. You're acting like, you know? I mean, what do you mean? There's no famous Get Alex, You're acting like a little sheepish Catholic schoolgirl, but you're just like a little fat boy. It's not.
Yeah, it's like it's closer. Maybe like a sailor outfit stereotype. But you did not go for that at a
little fat boy. I'm a widow, Fatboy and bad.
This is almost my hell is seeing you behave this way. It was like toe Punish me. It's upsetting to look
at a man with no eyes and a danish dog licking a lollipop holes in his mouth Catholic schoolboy out
Hey, you're doing like your choreographed dance That, like is If you're in the hit me baby one more time Music
video years to learn that day I'm a bad dancer.
Well, you know, Bridget Spears is
gonna be here next week. Really? Yeah. He's because it yes break because in Britain's tallest cousin is really hitting the charts. Um,
you put in a good word for for what may be a music video or something. You want to be in the music video? I've been learning this Damn
what you gonna do? Just bring a fat hot dog. I
mean, yes, obviously arcade are all forced my catering on the shoot. But I also do dance
is absolutely I mean, she is shooting
her video next week. I heard Hit me, baby one more time Parentheses, the the top of the door. So she wants the top of the door to hit her in the forehead, The top of the door sill. ITT's very
interested to see what I did it again. Top of the door. Yeah, Yeah, You
lucky. Take the top of a door. Hollywood girl.
Crazy. I keep walking into the top of the door. Yeah, I don't know what's
going on with kids these days. We're being taller. School.
But Pakistan, You did do something really cool for the food
court. You brought in a carousel down near the end of the dining area to sort of, like, add some fun mall stuff. Um, and
that was a good thing
for them all. Yeah, yeah,
but it's got riel. Horses tied up.
Yeah, riel horses tied up in a poll through their
body. That's really I mean, it's it's quite a It's quite scary, I said. I
really buried the lead on that,
I think, because while there's but they had a horror dead and their heads just sort of hair beard, dead horses that are being drug around by a electric motor, there's a motor drain with It was okay with
it. With with a thing like that, like a pony carousel like that normally it's the horses or the ponies that are causing the thing to rotate. But no, these air dead. So you you got a motor in there that's spinning those dead horses around.
It is a double decker, so it's there on top of each other. It's hard
if you get if you get one of the bottom horses, your your sandwich between todo
that horse, which, and that's a horse with that was from
your your book of jokes, right?
Yes, yeah, I
wrote you submitted for the food court? Um tutorial.
Yeah, I loved horse jokes for horse
folks That's fucked up. That needs to be cleaned out because I'm having people that's fucked up. Know that the horse, the horse, that riel horse carousel complimented
me on it a second ago?
Well, yeah,
I was a big mistake. It was that you were a big mistake. I was big news. I said it was a good thing, But then it turned
out to be a horrifying things. I'm now saying it's
bad. They fill that
hole in the end of the place.
Think itself is disgusting. But there was Jared over. Sure, it took up space is horrifying thing took up a blank room just a little empty. So you put a bunch of dead horses that now, at least it doesn't feel empty. Yeah, I like it. To what? The CDC is
here and that they have a full CDC has a full tent down there. There's some new disease, apparently.
Yeah. Yeah. I think you created a new disease down there
calling it mad horse disease. Yeah, I think
so. Yeah. I think it may also have title. Yeah, maybe. What? Maybe there's another. Well, there is a contest. You know, you submit your favorite name for
the CBC's pitching it around right now. They're not locked into this. I noticed
you really stuff that suggestion you
I pulled. You mean? I think you saw a man with no ass Catholic school boys out with holding
his mouth on other things that you remember with a mustache hat. Different people that tired.
So you think the mustache in that made it look like a different
guy? Todd, you're not one to call him out on a bad disguise, buddy. That's I'm
sorry. I've never wanted disguise.
Uh, Todd, you working? But I know they're obvious. They don't even classifies disguised. It's just outfits. Uh, look Webster's defines disguise at Webster defines this guy's also you still read a Webster. What is
Guinness to find the skies? That's right. That's what I mean.
I read the Guinness Book of Definition.
Ah, his divination I get is the Taurus
gets the thesaurus, which is all. It's all the fat twin on a bike of a different word.
Sounds like a carousel built.
What, um, is your goal, Aziz Faras? My big question is do you think that this bad little boy thing here's the thing we struggle with is we all do a big thing like that because we're afraid to just have a personality eyes, this bad little boy thing, Like a way for you to kind of be labeled because you don't want people to know the real you because we love you. We love your family. Yeah, you're so important to
you is really the most fucked up one of
your family. You're the black sheep.
Well, I'm a little bit of an outsider. Yeah, uh, I may not. Look, guys, I you know, we know each other pretty well. We're going around the food court a while. I
That's knowing someone pretty well, but yeah,
yeah. Wait a minute. Crazy in the food
court, some customers have seen you at your job. I've run
into replace of food that you border was Udawatte on multiple occasions,
we know each
other Well, you know, I I do feel like I can't be the real me. I feel like this bad boy things.
Oh, what? Don't fart. It's
weird cause I don't have a
but Oh, yeah, you have about a whole now. I thought you just, you know, didn't have a lot of meat now in his colostomy bag. Yeah, I guess I didn't. I thought that was t Oh, me too. I know what Steaming and Wisley. I boarded the bug and wrap both hands around and considering it slow. That's your diarrhea. What you speak of Baxter? Well, you have a bad, bad God. Jesus. I had a cold. I put Theraflu and your diarrhea is chilling out. Yeah,
I've been baiting people. I've been hanging my colostomy kettle Right front. Open somebody. What? Today would bend down.
How do you keep it so hot? No, You
know the human body when it's in the hell is 400 degrees hotter Oau. I didn't know that exact figure that it would vaporize you.
Why marriage are these new Diary of Apes Trick some of these kids can do is insane. Yeah, What is it? Looked cool, but it smells school. I love
you. Pull a bookstore
Smells so cool. I love a cool smell. What's the coolest smell? Diarrhea Risky enough. And she enough to blow out. You know what else is a cool smell? Gas. That is cool. Poison gas You're saying? Yeah,
man from the
car. Your car,
Teoh, I'll go
home. And just to be cool, lay down in my bed and stick my shoe right on my face. Oh, my God! I saw you the other day about your teenagers crowd around you went Oh! Oh, Ground. Well, I just been to the gym for three hours on. I only went the sauna didn't work out. I think you are. You say super sticky boots, right? Stinky boots. Have you
guys seen
my bride? Right place. You see the audition for it? Did you know? Will you do well, you just say a little bit of staking boots for our do stinky Bush. I forget. What? Everything. That's in it. Yeah. You for everything from your blood. Maybe one of you guys like it. No, it's so
I don't know anything about it.
Said it was. It was, uh what Protopapas. What's the opposite of won awards through a lot of pans. Bad My stinky.
Which was? They invented a theater Razzies first in queue boots
we're about it. Felt like we were about to make a breakthrough with Paxton before we got distracted.
Way we're about to cry. But then we What? We didn't realize that diary. I never need to.
Now you realize that every right sounded like a but yeah, you know, it's not a big deal. I don't We don't need to open up with each other, right?
Well, it must. It must be tough for you, cause for us, a lot of our families are in hell. But your whole family did go to heaven. Eso you kind of just Yeah. Yeah. You famous? Everyone knows your family went toe. Have
Yeah. Yeah, Well, it was a big split. It was a big divide when I killed all my family and my dog. Well, the dog was a lot it. So the dog went to hell with me, but
it was a murder suicide.
It was or a It was just a murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, murder,
then killed by the cops later on.
Yeah, you really? I mean, I don't know
if this was your intention, but you celebrated big. You said like I won my family's dead. Things will be great for me forever. Yeah. And then they ascended to heaven right in front of your eyes.
Watch TV set up straight to hell.
Yeah. Yeah. Hole opened up in the ground and I just went plummeting. It felt, you know, I feel a little bad about the way the way I did that.
Well, uh, you did kind of get your wish because all the headlines were bad. Little boy kills family,
learned my
lesson. You need to do this for us. We know let for you shaking your but I like a little boy on
a cartoon pig at the same
time saying, You know, Pakistan, can I be honest with you? I The other day I was Ah, When I was on my lunch break, I went to the bathroom in the food court. And, uh, I heard you in the stall, so I
heard you. Well, listen to
you were listening to may take a
do you know, practice in the past book here. Don't pass. I'm not a graft pastor. That bug on sale? Nah. How much? $400.
No, I got a coupon for 400 more.
A really, dear. That has been fucked up and sewn back into a football. Passed the No. Paxton. I didn't listen to
you, Dukie. Obviously you don't make Dukie sounds because you've got a colostomy kettle. I
Yeah, when you're going to the bathroom. Green Day's Dukie plays from beginning to end.
That doesn't fool anybody. I
heard you. I heard you whimpering in the in the stall next to mission. Well, it was hard at the volume at which you were whimpering. It
was hard with those parabolic microphones with the big, you know, think you were clearly I would have gotten it. Had to do some
repair work on it. Somebody dropped it off and they were coming in later that afternoon to get their parabolic microphone fixed for Ebola. And I brought it into the bathroom and I Okay, I did listen, but I heard you did. I heard you having a a squared plus b squared C squared. I heard you have what I can only describe as a lot of most triangle Any more geometry references from the group?
Like was them explosive? Remember that?
But anyway, hygienic equation. OK, Paxton, you're trying to distract from the
fact that I have heard the reason he was crying is because we have heard rumors
that your work release is not getting renewed. And that's it for you. Yeah. Yeah. The
rumor mill is abuzz with this.
Yeah, I'm a little nervous. I'm afraid to leave. Hell, wait. What happens if it's not real oot If you get to stay in, you stay in hell every day, all day. Oh, yeah, It's bad for me and help. She seems like you wanted. I hate it here. I hope they kicked me out of here.
You know, people who want to be
in hell they don't want. So you got to be cool about this.
Yeah, yeah. If they find out you want to be in hell, they'll send you straight to having with your family is likely, which is your help.
Because for some people haven't
is their personal health. That's right. That's what
I was crying about. The bathroom. Modestly. I thought I was going to be sent to heaven. Ah, yeah,
I doubt it. I mean, I down it You're pretty straight laced with gold up there. Yeah. Oh, I wish. Yeah. ST Peter ST Angels Walking on a cloud, uh, up harps, Gereb
wire. I think you need to confront this emotion there. OK, The Backstreet Boys.
The best man. Hendrix on lead.
Look, I just feel bad that if I don't want to face my family again after what I did to him,
that would be a tougher union. Yeah,
but do you think maybe I found out when I have faced when I finally faced my family? Well, I never faced my family. I faced my mom's new family. So it's the man calling the colostomy kettle black.
Okay. No, I don't know. Proud. I don't
have any emotions that I need to address. I think I I think everyone else does. I thank you for sure packs, and they need to deal with some stuff. Uh, and other at me, for example. I don't know what the
new normal is. We deal with our issues
now. Yes, right ahead on that's right, Security. And you can rely on me. What? What? What?
Bottling them up. If
you bottle him up, you just end up. I'm happy, like all of us. Maybe. Have you ever thought about why? Whenever anyone asks you for something, no matter what they asked for, you bring them a fat, bad hot dog instead.
Go figure that I never It doesn't have that.
What is it that you need?
Look, I mean, that must be an external expression of my anguish for the bathroom code. The other day you said you said I got a hot and they said, No, no, no. The bathroom dog Hot dog got done. Okay, well, I mean, that CO did work. You change? Have you read my book? All the buttons to hot dogs instead of numbers. Did anybody read my book? The bathroom code e for firewood?
Yeah, used by Dan Brown and brown was underlined three times.
Redwood. That's left. That's my Putin and ah Ah,
your nom de plume e did read it. I loved
it. Five Pretty good, right? The mystery is still unsolved. I thought that I left it in their own flesh is that you were the funny haircut on the government. Oh, yeah? So why? Well, it's a Billy, said
Mona Lisa, But something's not
quite right here. Yeah, it's May. What was
your face and cover a lot of the book jacket.
Well, the book jacket. Everybody knows
it's it. It's terrible
for your book jacket was it didn't fit me too well. The
little small. It's a down jacket.
Yeah, it's huge like it's huge, small, I would say down, but it's
so thick that it's huge. But the inside is very small. It's about the size
of like, you know, a Children's jacket. You
have to be a micromanager fit into this
one of the times of micromanage. Yes, the tidy ones. Tiny
ones. When does
your work release end? It's not soon, is it? It's not today.
Well, it is a now. Oh, no, I get it. I'm getting a call. Who is it? He's gonna call on his sidekick. Look on my micromanager. My sidekick.
Okay, Small little tiny man is giving
him a phone. Okay, living here is that my work release is today. It's today, but they don't know what it means.
The whole opening up in the floor. No, no, no, no, no. I e o I way to put
the fire out by stop rocking and rolling.
You know, we put the fire because Paxson fell through the whole again.
That was the fires of hell.
That was the fire is
still some fingers. I said what? What should we tell the people to? The food
court could go on through a fat hot dog. How? Give him on dogs. I don't keep this whole open, but they build a merry go round with dead horses. Jesus! Last words, right? It's so scratchy.
One last one. Last little bit of colostomy.
He's got all Bill shit. Have a sip of is too. Ah, Well, man, well,
that's horrifying. That that could happen to us.
Yeah, so I guess we got
to do a good job
is like a worse hell you can fall into
Yeah. Yes, I guess I guess working at the mall is the sort of top level of hell. And if you do poorly, then it gets worse. So So this
is kind of a reverse purgatory. We're kind of on the mezzanine.
Yeah. This is like Dante's Inferno. Where further down in hell you go, the worse the criminals are. I guess we're on the top level. And if we want to stay here, we have toe not be
bad. Little boy.
He's a Laxton. Would there
be little billboards? No, Monk. That's what my daddy says I am. My daddy says That's what I say. My kids are you? My daddy always said, You're doing all right, I guess. And everything they ever did. I've only seen the back of my father's had They're cut, is so bad studies air cut. So, guys, I guess the moral of this story is way have to be. We have to be good at our jobs if we have to stay in the mall and or else we might end up in really worse Hill. I'm fine by the way out.
Snap out of it. What? Percy, You are all place. She's crying. Come on, get it together. We're good. Yeah, we're for getting promoted. Passed the buck. Yeah. You are doing a great job. Footings. Dirt on the floor.
and I fix that parabolic microphone that he is to Rio.
I'm putting on a big show next week. Why did Spears open with the opener? Maybe closer. We'll see Podd Tadre
and you're doing fantastic. There's been no criminal actively. Dibley absolutely turns out that truck that I drive is completely ineffective. And I haven't changed anything. Well, that's a we had to just keep, you know,
way Didn't have a realization. Nice. Keep growing the same. We'll just
keep going. No revelations or anything like that. We just have to
get you going to be
a promise if I ever change or grow it. All your fucking shooting. I saw some personal growth and I slapped it right off. Yeah, I appreciate that.
That's not what this sees.
Nobody would believe me in
the dust. No, this season is not about us facing our realities and becoming better. Man, this is just about doing a job and being normal and in our new normals. Okay, so that's that's all. As as usual, the teacher's lounge. As as people we will never change. Yeah, but we never change. We will never
have a strange way. But we
will be back next week, folks, with another episode on until then. Okay,
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