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Guilty! with Things Remembered Employee Keleb Perrier (Bryan Safi)

Originally aired: December 19, 2018

The guys cry about their dads and talk to Things Remembered employee Keleb Perrier (Bryan Safi).

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you ve seen that new Wetzel's that opened up the little kiosk? Yeah, what is right out

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in front of Auntie Anne's? It seems like direct competition. I think that's bad news. It's like

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the Civil War. Well, and what are they doing with the kiosks? The How are they gonna how they're going to compete with a kiosk? I don't think it's gonna last. It feels a lot

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like the Civil War. The two Ah, the two managers of Auntie Anne's and Wetzel's have, you know in 18 hundreds vibe to them,

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the shop. The mutton chops were the first giveaway for May. Yes,

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let's not forget about their beliefs, right? Big tweed coats and pants that's believes, believes Let's

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not forget about their beliefs. That's

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not move on from their beliefs. One of them believes that their pretzels should be tasty, and the other one is heavy in two states rights, if you know what I mean.

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You get it?

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We said it was like with civil war for real time

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of their clothes. Tweed.

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Well, I Yeah, I'm not getting II for what? I'm not gonna eat that Auntie Anne's. I don't believe in States rights. Uhm you know. And you you

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want it even more local. Yeah,

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I May District's rights guy, Um, district by district, whatever they want to do. So

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you wanted to see it? Even from parts of your own city? Sometimes. Yeah. I want to make it really tough to cross county lines at times.

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Everyone should have their own money. Um

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cap gated.

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That kind of was how things went back in. Like the frontier times. Everybody did have their money you were bartering with with Peltz and and meat.

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And that's what we're talking about. The frontier time? Yeah. Is that what you

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want? I

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think let's let's say that things aren't as good now as they were then. You know, there were things that were bad then and we

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don't want those dysentery in

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anti slavery. I'm going to come out and say that right

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now, OK? G o slavery, that's all. We're ancient Teoh, anti slavery. Nice to

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put that to rest. Yeah, you mean about humans?

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And yes, I do mean about here, but all the rest, I

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don't know why. And here's the thing that keeps

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happening to me is people keep assuming I'm gonna come out pro something awful. I don't know why that is. I

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don't know what I've done in

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my life to make people assumedly kind of thing.

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Well, well, the manager of the Auntie Anne's did come to you when he was talking about how his employees were sort of complaining that they were working too long hours with low wages. And he said, you guys, that it was one of those.

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Can you believe this

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kind of coverage that had a quiet meeting at your house by candlelight? Just sort of, like, start some uprising is feeling very civil war, candlelight, equal Civil war to me, E.

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I mean, yeah, it was by candlelight. Um, you know, it ended at 7 p.m. Both went to bed. Yeah, well, first we we shared a huge stew. Uh, right. Frenzel Stupid pretzels. Too nasty. Yeah, Well, uh, pretzel stew made us a pretzel gumbo. Um, and

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he is a great as I heard Is right, Chef. Pretzel still? Yeah, I heard

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you guys fell back

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on your treaty toe. Hot dog on a stick. Yeah,

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well, all right. We annexed Hot dog on a stick. Uh, in the courtyard

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purchase. You need there you need. They're part time employees,

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their employees and location. We need the location, and we need their batter. Uh, and

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heard you dumped all their batter into the into the fountain.

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why? I

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Yeah. Is the hot dog batter

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party? Yeah, way. Don't The batter into the phone and bread out of protest. And it ended up being it backfired. Uh,

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because the found was really hot just but it boiled that dough and it became delicious. Popular restaurants funnel cakes. Right? Because the fountain boiled funnel because we didn't know the fountain here is actually filled with hot vegetable

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oil. Whoa, do that. A new world power. We're having too little accidents.

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Funnel cakes may exit with water. So you filled it with hot oil?

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Yes, Yes, As a deterrent.

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You know, a stove is dangerous because it has five return. If you know that it's hot, you don't touch

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it. That's true. There's been there. Are there signage?

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Well, I was tired of kids

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reaching in and grabbing a little coins. And what these coins air for the mall? Not for Children. So it's gonna burn you like a deep fryer.

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If you reach a although so good

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And instead of now, the mall having maybe 100 less pennies, we have 1000 more lawsuits.

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luck.

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That's right on. I don't

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think any of those are going to stick. I don't think

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any of those going is It has been a big distraction from the mall, Robert. Yeah, it has for the mall lawyer, Not for me. I'm hot on his trail. I'm hoping to get the mall robber into that fountain because then Oh, man, what he's done stealing because

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the punishment fits the crime for sure.

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Well, you still

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one thing from under my nose every day? I would deep fry.

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Hey, guys, nobody knows. Hey, guys, you know, maybe, why don't

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we record today? Why don't we recorded a

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way record the podcast? What's with why don't

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we record? We should hit record and record,

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okay? Yeah, we should I don't understand your term, But sure,

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you're like standing as tall as you can and sort of jumping

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around. Everything's fine. Let's

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And covering up the light that says, if we're recording as if you're taking a test and you don't want to cheat off of you

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you telling me you want todo big trapper binders, carols. Carol's not

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Are

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bugs. Now

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that that's what I always called those Those little trapper keepers were called carols when I was a kid.

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Maybe it's just me

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anyway. We'll start recording. We haven't been recording this whole time.

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Oh, good. Oh, you did it right this time.

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Great. Yeah. Finally. I'll tell you what. God, if I listen to the episode and some of that was

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on tape, I'm gonna be fucking piss. I would deep fry somebody. Your hair is falling out. That's fine. Where's rapidly following?

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It's the opposite of discrete. Let's

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deal with over the copy here. My name's Todd Podd Tadre and I take him every night and I haven't woken up with clean sheets since

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Todd, you wrote your own

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copy. Do the copy that They said it

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was crap I couldn't deliver it. Couldn't deliver it.

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A good thing we were already recording that. That ad, as we've started recording everything,

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Aziz, you probably know we keep exactly an hour of tape. So if we were recording early, we're going to run out of the last five minutes, so it's good to know if Okay,

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the jig is up. What? The jig is up?

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No, not for

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now. We're start. And

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now it's The goof is

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off. What? Why? I thought

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we were gonna pull down the mayor's plan. Goofus still, Army

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The jig is up in. The group is off.

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is on.

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Oh,

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come on. We want to dance and pull the mayor's pants. The cat

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is out of the bag.

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Oh, he's got Rabies way. Take him to the vet.

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No, guys, that's not that cat. The cat, the I fucked up. Next thing you

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tell me the crows out of the nest. If I don't

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be a Rabies,

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I know all

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the of Haiti's. That's why they're all still in bags and in their nest. Guys, guys, I've been recording this hold.

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I was pro slavery Bill aggressively came out anti slavery. Have you ever noticed that you rewrite history all the time? Your nose? I forget everything unless it happened. Five minutes again for orb. You said it. Look,

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we're been recording this whole time. Guys. I'm sorry. I'll take my lashings and beyond your ass

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over spank you. Spread your cheeks, spread much. Yeah, I'm gonna spank your craft. I'm gonna spank from up to down through your crack And you're using a fly

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swatter. Yes, it. Right. Okay, fine. I'll take it out. Just that was bad to make. That was worse. For maybe a

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slap on the booty in a haze of one of those sticky hands. Oh, you did? Oh, it's steak is old now, now, bringing back a

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lot of dingleberry. Okay. Jesus. Other on the cheek. Second charities outside. Yeah, I never knows what a hair. Yeah, you that Well Yeah, well, I think they're gonna stormy there any second. I recognize that outdoor swell the at

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all. So you might be able

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to use one of these sticky ends is part of your morning routine. Okay,

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this would be

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much doubt. Cheek deal. All right, well, the ass is out of the pants, guys. Everybody, welcome to another

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episode of the teacher's lounge. Used to be the first, best and only podcast pertained issues relevant to the Hamilton High School community. But for way about that, musically, this used to be the bowling podcast pertained issues relevant to the Hamilton High School community. But of course, we are dead. Inhale out on work release and working at a mall. I am. Of course. Howard Levis used to be a biology teacher. Now I work at the arcade here with my well, I won't call them friends anymore. But my co hosts

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What? Ouch! Uh, Tadre recently brokenhearted by his best friend, Theo X theater teacher and now running the while the event space in the mall on hashtag. Slavery was wrong. Good. Make it clear. It was and still is.

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Itwas OK. Hi. Bill Cravy here, formerly a basketball coach

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and an ostrich. Uh, currently a department manager.

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Yeah, we'll get

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a bass pro shop.

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Which department? I didn't hear about this

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on apartment manager, Department manager, department manager.

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But I also dabble. I'm trying to get

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my, um Ah, house flipping slash apartment managing career off the ground with us. Another side career. I'm taking those classes that satyr old people

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go to that think they can just flip houses and they have $5000. I'm

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taking good kid. That was a really hit on people simply

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trying to better themselves in the final stages of life.

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Taking one of those classes. Of course, I don't tell you at the beginning. They make you. They make you announce what you're most excited to change about your life and it is is brutal.

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It's a lot like

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an AA meeting. The ones I've been to

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I choose to remain anonymous and those also I come in in the mask, Uh,

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her masks, they anything it's made do. Okay, I do. Wait for me.

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That's the first half step. Is finding a cool man

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such a scary burlap sack mask, Like from I think Batman begins.

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Oh, yeah. Um, so once again, Hollywood steals the thing for me. I used to wear that mask and poison people and trick then and then And then I go to that fucking movie and I'm like,

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this is my thing. So they based the hero of the movie all around my life

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out here. I Todd

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making feeling Levi's. He's the big baddies.

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Well, yeah, he is the bad guy he's supposed to be here. You're rooting against Batman is the superhero

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that man taking care of his city? My name is Sam Weatherman and I security at the mall. I am going to catch the Scarecrow mall. Robert,

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that was a good

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segue way in that it was the complete negative of what's actually going on you. You Things have actually gotten a little worse this week with them all

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My car

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car, nicer home on his

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Homeland Security. The federal agency has been checking into a mall because it's gotten so crazy here. Yeah, and I don't know if you guys remember, but that's a hack agency. They didn't know what they're doing. When's the last time they stopped? 9 11 When's the last time? Yes, Charlie. After it. Oh, yeah, after it happened. Great. Yeah. Oh, good.

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Well, 9 11 couldn't happen again.

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OK, well, after I stopped the mall robber, I'll stop it every day. That's what you You came at

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the Homeland Security agent who stopped by the mall simply just to check in and ask if we needed any help. You really scream some 9 11 stuff? It sure

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did. I sure

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did. It seems to me honestly, though, that you have sort of shifted your job away from keeping them all safe. And now it's more about keeping homeland security out of any sort

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of investigation off my homeland. Security is a new synthesis if you have any money. Oh, yeah. Oh, all four sides. Well oh, you get to defer building all four sides of the Pentagon. Udp the parallelogram. Yeah, well,

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I got a shape. I got a shape and I nailed him. I got him with double ply, too. So it's gonna be

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Sam. Have you done anything? I know you have beefed up security to keep the homeland security out, but have you?

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Actually, I've been I've been eating a lot. I've been eating a lot to try to beef up your tomorrow. Sure that when I do run into this fucking mall, Robert, he's intimidated by my acne. My meeting so poorly that my face is breaking out. You're still getting larger.

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Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You are eating. It's not steroids cause, you

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know, meeting.

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Show it. Yeah, Yeah, I'm eating steroids. Normal

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steroid. Your steroid recipes have been the hit of the mall. You're making a lot of cool meals with steroids.

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Yeah, uh, doing one of those cooking display things. What all sort of cook up the thing? There's a mirror above and a crowd will will come and want.

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And a lot of people would say, because there's a mirror and a stage behind you and then a crowd all around you, you are in the worst spot to see if someone's robbing the law. You have no fuel division,

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which is interesting. This is coincidental, But the most robberies air happening during my

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cooking shows. Wow, that doesn't seem coincidental, right? It doesn't seem coincidental at all. Actually, it seems like there's a 1 to 1 cause, like, causation, all relationship well, and you're distracted doing your cooking shows in the robbers going

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use thing. I'm cooking things that the robber might be interested in. What? I'm trying to goad him over here. I'm dangling that carrot in front. I just think you are. I think

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you're more obsessed now with Homeland security and shooting your top down. Tasty videos, uh, that you're posting on your instagram and have

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you seen tasty? It's very popular

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by way of them. Are your head over the finished me only eating? Yeah, well, I don't

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want to get it off my shirt, so I have to lean over. I totally know the dish. Do you have manners? And you keep screamed. Day. Stay

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right. There's no Those things are popular because their informational because people see the recipe and they make it for their family. You are just shooting yourself, eating a thing that you already and they

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Robert cleared out the buckle. While you are arguing with people on instagram comments about how dirty your nails were,

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you get saying they were clean and they were obviously not.

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I know. I think what you guys think can you believe people have the time to argue with me on instagram about this shit

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out tonight,

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saying we're all the same region. If you can't talk to these trolls, what

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saying Get engaged with Charles, You can't feed the trolls like common Internet.

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It's said it's such a good adage. Marc Maron's pilot was all about this? Um, it's a It's a very important thing to talk about as a comedian and as a performer is how much these trolls get into your head. Yeah, it makes you sound so relatable. Uh, so that's what you have to talk it that you have to think about that for yourself. You're relating to that.

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Well, for me, everyone in my life is a troll. If you don't love what I'm doing and support me unconditionally, you're a troll. It's not. It's not that I do weird things or that, you know, I'm shirking my responsibilities and just doing whatever I want. You're a troll, and my manager should back off. Yeah,

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I don't know. Devil. Well, yeah, I was going to say, You know, you're if you let this this Robert run rampant for the rest of this this season,

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The guy who is totally lost

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control his. I think our situations are completely different. Sam and I have completely different situations.

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We both basically both been kicked out of our job. Sounds

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almost identical. Well, let's be Let's be honest, I Over the course of the last couple weeks, I've had an influx of patrons to the arcade who have slowly chiseled away at the amount of the arcade that I have control of. Ah, and as of today, I have not been able to enter the arcade, uh, pushed for business, the make the the what I can do. And I went and I did some internet research and found out that the group of guys I took a picture of him and I posted it on Reddit. And I said, Who are these guys? They seem like they're a group of people who are organized. Turns out these guys they're proud boys, which is, I guess a group of of male show Venice to believe that that men men deserve a better station and lasting women. And people don't like that about them. People don't like it. Well, they love it and they put it. They basically started using my arcade as ah, in the membership is closed. The membership is quote, they told me, actually, zoom in. These are men on. They wear these these funny little shirts on and they have their

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little funny shirts. How funny. Listen, how far do you think

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you want to join the proud boys? They're bad organization

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that way were saying there is anything but not what we were saying.

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Uh, I'm not interested. I've got my own group of man that I'm happy with, Uh, and I don't need another one.

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Yeah, well, yes. I'm in the process of trying to figure out how to get get a key back from the RKO

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My your keys

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statements. Gotta get damn you to hell.

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Well, I

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figure it out, but I didn't like I did that thing. I did that thing. I think we may have talked about before, but I don't think we did. I did that thing where they were inside, and I pulled the gate all the way down with the key in it saying, All right, everybody get the hell out of here. Get the hell out of here. And they didn't. They pulled the gate down the rest of the

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way. Your pants down?

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Well, yeah, at the same time.

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But they also pull your pants down just a little bit. Yeah, like the gate. It wasn't they weren't fully dance.

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You didn't realize they weren't

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fully down. And you walked around for the rest of the day showing that top of my

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crack. Yeah, a shaft and crack. But anyway, they ripped a key out of the gate and eso I haven't been able to get back in the arcade, but that's it's okay. I'm gonna figure it out. I realized these guys were, like, kind of like

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they're, like, been hanging out with Well, I

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made some new friends because, uh, because, you know, this is weird. Well, yeah, it does, doesn't it? I met some guys. They call themselves socialists, which is the thing that I'm interested in.

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Oh, these are all these old people that walk around in the morning. They get here right When we opened

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the Socialists and they show up in uniform, they wear head to toe windbreaker. Tracksuit.

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This is

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just a mall one.

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No, no, no. These are thes air the air

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politically, they meet up and talk about communism.

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They do look like Bernie Sanders. Yeah, but

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way haven't had, like, a full fledged conversation yet, But they whenever I joined the group,

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they talk to these people. Know what, but we've not, as you even really keep up

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with their their their pace

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yet, but I'm working up towards it. I'm working up to it.

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You can catch up with them. You could

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maybe created another type of force to fight against these right wing limits.

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Yeah, because, uh, Hussein Bolt didn't win the Olympic record for sprinting. The first day he tried to run is what I'll say. So it's gonna take me a minute to kind of get get in there with them and, like, sort of figure out what's going on, But they

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use they both started with a walking close old walking club.

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I think something close to it. But anyway, then there's the way I know that they're socialist guys. Is that Margaret? She's the leader of the group she brings. She brings a big tupperware of hand sandwiches on she hand sandwiches little Yeah, I'm not gonna eat. I'm not gonna eat human. I've told you that, but no, she shares the Tupperware little sandwiches on, doesn't even ask for payment. It's This is food for every sharing. Yeah, uh, I also barred a pair orthotics from or in the other day because my shoes were wearing out and thought of you bottom. Now I borrowed him from foreign. Uh, who is a man who is here because his wife just died and he's taking some time to himself to just sort of be, Well,

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you need

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to mobilize these old slobs on fight against the proud. Well,

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I saw you reading Animal Farm and nodding your head riel big the other day. Yeah, I understand. The metaphor

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looks funny. It's about it's about,

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Yeah. You haven't even gotten to the pigs part,

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right? I read the back. I'm getting into

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you guys were burning a picture of an ran right?

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it. You know,

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Uh, yeah.

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Does that make sense? There

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was a It does. There was a bit of a mistake the printer accent to give you a picture and Frank, but what

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way? Fix that? That printer has a mind of his own, and it's crazy. Yeah, I'm not a person who prints the printed.

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It was a printer. India. You know, it makes human types of mistakes, like mishearing things.

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That's exciting. How?

0:23:37 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes. Well, you know, I'm trying to get I just I want to do good in my job. You know, I actually had a passing interaction with the devil recently on. He did that sort of thing Where he like, kind of knowingly said, How's things going at the mall? You

0:23:50 Unknown Speaker #4

know, when somebody's house is himself, uh, kind

0:23:54 Unknown Speaker #2

of rifling through the dirtiest parts of Spencer's gifts?

0:23:57 Unknown Speaker #3

Right? And any and as a team fits right in. But you can tell it's him. And he always has that sarcastic sort of boss attitude of just like, you know, what he's really saying is, I know you're fucking up right. But he's asking you if things are going OK and you have to lie to him and say,

0:24:12 Unknown Speaker #6

Oh yeah, E I saw

0:24:15 Unknown Speaker #1

him, too, and he seemed to be pretty happy with my ascension. My quick ascent. Well, I'll

0:24:23 Unknown Speaker #3

say this bill you are of of the four of us, you are the shocking success story.

0:24:31 Unknown Speaker #1

Sorry, Todd, that we'll get to you. You You made some big strides this week. You had a couple of

0:24:36 Unknown Speaker #4

downfalls which will find out about, um, teaser by. It's written but high. What? Last

0:24:44 Unknown Speaker #1

week, as you all know, I was bait on a hook and and was wrestling fish. But yeah, through my, uh, my wrestling prowess, I kind of pulled it. Dwayne the Rock Johnson. I made my way out of wrestling

0:25:01 Unknown Speaker #3

because they are you. They thought you were spunky. They were like this man. This kid's

0:25:06 Unknown Speaker #1

got lucky. And I know you even have a catchphrase. You can

0:25:09 Unknown Speaker #4

you smell the fish? Yes. Can you smell the fish? Is cooking the smell officials Cookie is like I long I

0:25:17 Unknown Speaker #2

long gated it and I made it different,

0:25:19 Unknown Speaker #4

but I was

0:25:20 Unknown Speaker #1

able to gain respect because I played my part. I also, uh I also created some come camaraderie with me and my co workers by doing a haka dance which a lot of people have been calling appropriate, appropriate thing,

0:25:45 Unknown Speaker #4

which is what I

0:25:46 Unknown Speaker #3

hear, Bill. I think your your mishearing I think they're saying you're appropriating

0:25:50 Unknown Speaker #1

no inappropriate or this No, I think they're saying you're you're doing appropriate.

0:25:56 Unknown Speaker #3

Well, you're doing a pro. You hear the word cultural in any way before a program?

0:26:00 Unknown Speaker #1

A I think I heard

0:26:01 Unknown Speaker #2

that, but I think they were talking about some college course like then they interrupted themselves.

0:26:05 Unknown Speaker #5

I've had that. People call me appropriate than they say. I'm a basis. For some reason, it's like I am, you know, based anymore. You don't know more.

0:26:16 Unknown Speaker #4

You don't carry a street. Okay? You do. You don't play nicely, Mark. Um, but yeah, I

0:26:23 Unknown Speaker #1

started doing a haka dance, which was appropriate, and me and my co workers were screaming and banging on our chests. And my voice isn't quite my voice is ridiculous. I don't know if anybody's about to say crazy and write me and sales crazy, but not so ridiculous. It's not quite suited

0:26:41 Unknown Speaker #2

for the hoc. It's just a little

0:26:42 Unknown Speaker #4

high pitched scream. When I hit my own chest, I go out. Uh, also

0:26:47 Unknown Speaker #3

your chest kind of had, like, a weird It's like most chest kind of have a deep, like, sort of thud to him. Yours kind of just goes

0:26:53 Unknown Speaker #6

ding.

0:26:53 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, People keep people keep showing up thinking that I'm the bell on the front desk of a of any business. And

0:27:03 Unknown Speaker #4

can I help you? That was

0:27:05 Unknown Speaker #3

in the microwave to get my hot pocket out the other day

0:27:08 Unknown Speaker #4

and I saw some kids running to dinner. Yeah, I've been a dinner out. Eso ya did the haka with my

0:27:14 Unknown Speaker #1

my group and I quickly ascended to being a manager. Yeah, of a department. What, at bass pro through Simply playing my part. And now, of course, pass down that humiliation

0:27:31 Unknown Speaker #2

to the person who's now the bait boy, Um, and complete the cycle.

0:27:36 Unknown Speaker #5

And how does it feel having that responsibility? Let's say, because you're the manager now, So a customer comes upset about the service they've gotten. How do you feel interacting

0:27:44 Unknown Speaker #2

with that? I hate that. I cannot just simply pass it off to a manager can get the manager, And now it's and I have I quickly get frustrated. I cry in a lot of confrontations. You messed up my online order. Uh, now, that's why I'm here at the store and

0:28:05 Unknown Speaker #1

tell you about responsibility. Now you have it right. They

0:28:05 Unknown Speaker #4

they don't

0:28:09 Unknown Speaker #3

that. They don't read. They tell you once you have responsibility, it's a weight on your shoulders

0:28:09 Unknown Speaker #6

never say

0:28:15 Unknown Speaker #1

that refer to drag rise as high as I

0:28:17 Unknown Speaker #2

can as long as there's someone above me to blame it on. Absolutely.

0:28:21 Unknown Speaker #4

Because there's a difference

0:28:22 Unknown Speaker #3

between power and responsibility,

0:28:25 Unknown Speaker #1

because great power, I think

0:28:28 Unknown Speaker #5

another movie, by the way that stole my story. Just, uh

0:28:31 Unknown Speaker #6

oh, yeah, you're the uncle

0:28:32 Unknown Speaker #4

that got shocked. You're the younger. They got shot

0:28:36 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah, Yeah, Someone shot me. And I blamed my nephew. And it may he changed his whole life because

0:28:36 Unknown Speaker #1

by a wrestler

0:28:44 Unknown Speaker #1

crazy. And you don't see him anymore. Thank God. He's weird now.

0:28:49 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah, Yeah, he's waiting. He's always got secret places to babies. Talk about Tony Stark all the time. Shut up, kid. I am an actor.

0:29:00 Unknown Speaker #1

You understand that? You could tell him more about being an actor.

0:29:04 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, it's the same thing as,

0:29:05 Unknown Speaker #5

like bosses. You know, It's like if you're a boss, you can, you know, you got no one to just listen to your cool stories

0:29:13 Unknown Speaker #6

now.

0:29:14 Unknown Speaker #1

But but you are the boss of the Christmas spectacular.

0:29:18 Unknown Speaker #3

I mean, there is no one above you.

0:29:20 Unknown Speaker #5

It's going great. Yeah. And, uh,

0:29:22 Unknown Speaker #1

you keep making these conversations very short every

0:29:25 Unknown Speaker #5

time. Your great, So, uh, just like it is where the everyone knows by me, it's I don't need to talk about myself too much

0:29:33 Unknown Speaker #1

about it for Todd. I am so excited for the holiday spectacular and excited for no moment more than the big, big, big you know it is now. Well, you planned it right,

0:29:45 Unknown Speaker #6

cause it's coming up quickly.

0:29:46 Unknown Speaker #5

I between you guys and May. I wish I hadn't bought ad space before all the big movies there

0:29:56 Unknown Speaker #4

because I was you. But I watched the

0:29:57 Unknown Speaker #1

favorite the other day and there was a full blank add that you had paid for.

0:30:04 Unknown Speaker #3

It just has holiday music playing with text on the bottom that said holiday spectacular, coming up such acts as and then just kind of transitions that were added. And I'm

0:30:14 Unknown Speaker #1

movie. Yeah, a title here, stuff text here titled Placeholder text. And then the last thing said, We know what it is. And then it goes black,

0:30:27 Unknown Speaker #5

Uh, and we dio and I'm

0:30:29 Unknown Speaker #1

getting any help. Are you reaching out to anyone? What's going on?

0:30:33 Unknown Speaker #5

I find that when you are struggling with something, the best thing is to isolate yourself and deal with it alone. And so sure, I've been working on that. Um, and I bought that ad space night that well, if I set this benchmark, I'll have to get some people for the big moment. Right on. And as I said last meet week, I printed out some e mails and sent them to some people Looking over. Uh, yeah.

0:30:57 Unknown Speaker #3

Can I ask you a question? Uh, Yes, every artist, two time all time has experienced writer's block. It's a common thing every for for for artists. They sort of creatively run into a brick wall and they can't get through it. And it's okay if that's how you're feeling. You've got three friends here who would love to sort of take a little bit of a stake in the holiday spectacular to maybe get in good with the big guy.

0:31:20 Unknown Speaker #1

You want to test the material? Do you want to do anything, like, tell us anything?

0:31:24 Unknown Speaker #5

That's a great question. Um, uh, you know, I think if I test the material, then it means that Ah, you guys want sex. I want

0:31:35 Unknown Speaker #4

you to be as excited as everybody. What? Do you see it when it anyhow, conversations

0:31:38 Unknown Speaker #3

with your daddy? No conversations with your

0:31:41 Unknown Speaker #5

service issues with my dad. Conversation with the devil is a player right before questions for daddy is what I'm working on right now. And

0:31:49 Unknown Speaker #1

Hamilton to is another thing you've been working

0:31:51 Unknown Speaker #5

on. Yeah. Yeah. Hamilton to more rap.

0:31:55 Unknown Speaker #4

Uh, less history is history. Have been

0:31:59 Unknown Speaker #3

working on sincerely, Evan Hansen. Yes, it's clearly, and I think the end it's his resupply.

0:32:05 Unknown Speaker #5

ITT's him writing a letter back. Yeah, uh, I'm doing a lot. I'm doing fun. Home three wears. I'm assuming of secrets coming out because I was a little late to the gate on that one. So you

0:32:19 Unknown Speaker #3

need to know what's in this equal before you write the third

0:32:21 Unknown Speaker #5

three so I can do whatever I want

0:32:23 Unknown Speaker #6

to get

0:32:24 Unknown Speaker #2

laid to the gate. Just get to the airport early.

0:32:29 Unknown Speaker #4

I try

0:32:30 Unknown Speaker #5

to push it. I always said

0:32:32 Unknown Speaker #1

I'm really excited for the whole thing and I know you're going to pull it off because you always

0:32:36 Unknown Speaker #3

get on you dio so little faith in you and you always make something happen. And that's honestly, more than can be said for a lot of people

0:32:44 Unknown Speaker #6

on your friends Have your back emotionally. Let me

0:32:46 Unknown Speaker #1

know if you need me to show up. I'm busy Monday through Sunday, But let me show let me know and I have your back. Yes, I have your back. Tall padre is always around. Yeah, he's making it at a mall a lot recently.

0:32:58 Unknown Speaker #5

You have a big performance. He's been kind of latching on to me. You look like around

0:33:04 Unknown Speaker #1

what do you say?

0:33:05 Unknown Speaker #5

What did I say to

0:33:06 Unknown Speaker #1

him? Yeah, if somebody like a seems like it may be needs guide answers.

0:33:09 Unknown Speaker #5

Oh, yes. I said like Hey, get away. I'm not your fucking dad. Kids, um, you know Andy and he keeps was like, what? We do have the same last

0:33:20 Unknown Speaker #3

name. And I have also noticed that he keeps trying to swab like he tries to get DNA

0:33:25 Unknown Speaker #4

from you. Uh, he's constantly swapping at your method, like getting some leftover fork of yours swapping at

0:33:35 Unknown Speaker #5

your mouth. Uh, but the joke's on him because I have what doctors call nurse salivary gland.

0:33:41 Unknown Speaker #4

You're going to say no. So lava. I

0:33:45 Unknown Speaker #5

call it no saliva.

0:33:47 Unknown Speaker #1

I've also seen him doing some big scissor mrs at your head,

0:33:54 Unknown Speaker #5

not my son. He's so obvious

0:33:58 Unknown Speaker #4

he can't. He's too

0:33:59 Unknown Speaker #5

stupid to get well, right. Whatever he's doing is too stupid to get swabs my mouth. And he's too stupid.

0:34:05 Unknown Speaker #4

I e o. I

0:34:10 Unknown Speaker #3

guess now I spend a lot of time in the bathroom and I

0:34:12 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, wait, no, I'll say this. I'll Bundy. I walked into

0:34:18 Unknown Speaker #3

a stall the other day and I almost used the bathroom and tile padre stood up and said, This was me at the toilet. I was hoping you'd be Todd. Oh, trying to get you to use the bathroom and names

0:34:29 Unknown Speaker #4

like God, what a

0:34:30 Unknown Speaker #1

disgusting relationship he desires. He wanted you to defecate into

0:34:34 Unknown Speaker #6

a marquee.

0:34:35 Unknown Speaker #5

Look, I mean, we've all wanted to be a refrigerator in our time. You know, sometimes I pretend to be a toilet to make sure you're wiping, right?

0:34:45 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. I mean, people don't know.

0:34:47 Unknown Speaker #5

You know it so that we talked about it.

0:34:49 Unknown Speaker #3

I mean, we'll take your word for it, but the holiday spectacular going off without a hitch really is. We're depending on it because the success of all of us sort of rides on us. Sort of completing these. These sort of, ah tasks we

0:35:05 Unknown Speaker #1

to send tall over the bass pro. I can get him a position. Yeah, I'm very good at leadership. Now. I can offer him a position and get him off your hands. And

0:35:05 Unknown Speaker #4

test. You need

0:35:16 Unknown Speaker #4

we might even have a nice bond. The

0:35:18 Unknown Speaker #3

Socialists, that I work with love labor. So if you need extra hands, they will work Well, you can pay everybody and we'll split the paycheck evenly. Uh, and so if you need some people to sort of set up, trust is or whatever the sort of staging equipment is our only those. Yeah,

0:35:35 Unknown Speaker #5

are. That's called again. I think they're called trestle. Need those land on his hand with

0:35:40 Unknown Speaker #4

a pencil? Why? I has

0:35:43 Unknown Speaker #1

tall Padre Bennett the mall so much. You guys say he's here all the time, but I keep missing. He is a celebrity. He's slippery to me. I haven't you say is here every day. I just They've never seen him. Well, I'm on my round, you know, and I just Our paths aren't crossing now. It

0:35:59 Unknown Speaker #3

to me like you miss everybody is there? Is there anyone that you see frequently, Sam, besides us once a week?

0:35:59 Unknown Speaker #6

seems

0:36:06 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, you know. Yeah, I see you guys. You know, I I look the mirror a lot. I'm

0:36:12 Unknown Speaker #1

self focused, I guess. Right? My cooking. I'm bogging. Yeah. I'm taking the security truck out on bogging in the mall. You have created

0:36:12 Unknown Speaker #6

pretty

0:36:22 Unknown Speaker #2

a big mud bog out in the in the parking lot.

0:36:26 Unknown Speaker #1

and my homies relieve our

0:36:26 Unknown Speaker #6

Tell me

0:36:27 Unknown Speaker #5

stress. You've got your dogs.

0:36:29 Unknown Speaker #1

I got my dogs. That's right?

0:36:30 Unknown Speaker #5

Every time. You, uh

0:36:32 Unknown Speaker #1

we're on the case there on the case. These air security dogs, You guys, security done.

0:36:35 Unknown Speaker #3

Right. They need a leader, though. I

0:36:37 Unknown Speaker #1

found they have won. Every time I blow my horn, they come running again. If you see them running, I need help. Follow

0:36:42 Unknown Speaker #5

the dogs. Okay. Well, look, I

0:36:44 Unknown Speaker #3

think we need to do we need to do well is what I'm trying to say. God, you need to speak for yourself. I'm doing great, Okay? Sam's having a little trouble because you had one good week, Bill. Okay,

0:36:56 Unknown Speaker #6

how do you

0:37:00 Unknown Speaker #4

try to do a quick hakko way?

0:37:04 Unknown Speaker #5

Because I think a kid is riding by on their bikes.

0:37:06 Unknown Speaker #1

There's a

0:37:07 Unknown Speaker #3

big bill. I'm just saying a lot could change in a week.

0:37:11 Unknown Speaker #4

Fill your looks a lot like Michael Jackson. E thing is appropriate. I

0:37:25 Unknown Speaker #3

don't think anything that is a

0:37:26 Unknown Speaker #5

problem. This is how you do a haka.

0:37:31 Unknown Speaker #4

So that is not what you know.

0:37:39 Unknown Speaker #3

That's not yet Sam, do you? Dino

0:37:42 Unknown Speaker #1

Hak is ready. In a

0:37:46 Unknown Speaker #4

way, it is not a haka. This is a haka. I think this is

0:37:55 Unknown Speaker #3

a haka. This is a haka. No, it's

0:37:59 Unknown Speaker #4

This is my wife, Lisa. Marie, this is my wife. Please, Marie

0:38:04 Unknown Speaker #5

along emotionless kiss with the cardboard cutout of

0:38:08 Unknown Speaker #4

That's actually pretty good. That was the most similar to the Oh, that's why

0:38:16 Unknown Speaker #3

you're probably gonna offend people, Bill, if you do Oaxaca in front of them the way that you're doing

0:38:21 Unknown Speaker #5

could be honest, please. Something that I'm realizing I'm trying to put on the show is who am I trying to impress? Who? Everything is there. I just don't feel like I don't have, like, some sort of one singular person in my life.

0:38:38 Unknown Speaker #6

Be right

0:38:39 Unknown Speaker #3

on the nose. Yeah. You know,

0:38:41 Unknown Speaker #4

I feel like I know, I

0:38:43 Unknown Speaker #5

know. You know, for several years, it was my dad. I would also leave a seat open. When I did a

0:38:49 Unknown Speaker #6

play over at the froth, Todd, me finally came. He said he loved the cost, stops you missed most of the production, is looking for cities, said you must be something doing something good. Because everybody else seemed like a always tried to connect with me by, uh, you know, saying the thing that actually ended up being a criticism. Oh, when I was playing basketball and he would say, Hey, hey, you're a 50% free throw shooter. You can work on that. He's there and he's so charismatic and a nice tall of your friends, and he seems to get along really well with them. But can you have a connection? Does it like you by crazy? Sometimes you meet somebody who sort of takes that role because they've all been gun together with your mom and you see those things in him to your life. Maybe maybe he'll be in prison who makes me feel good about myself. And you wonder why you're so susceptible to this obviously horrible treatment. You never be able to figure it out, because

0:40:13 Unknown Speaker #4

anyway, um, who's your heart for Todd? Just try to

0:40:16 Unknown Speaker #5

figure out who ever to do that for. And, um, you'll find your muse. Yes. Um, that's what I'm looking for

0:40:24 Unknown Speaker #3

is amused. Uh, well, you know, I think we should maybe take a little quick break and and think about that, you know? And we'll have a guest here in the lounge on the second half today.

0:40:35 Unknown Speaker #5

Quick break brought to you by hers.

0:40:38 Unknown Speaker #1

Hers. Keep your hair her. He keeps her

0:40:48 Unknown Speaker #4

hair. So you can lose hers there for him. Tired of

0:40:56 Unknown Speaker #5

worrying about whether you so worried about whether your website, the heads of hair, that you

0:41:00 Unknown Speaker #4

can't split anymore? Yeah. Is you not splitting your wife's fault? Something for your enjoy?

0:41:15 Unknown Speaker #6

Are you one of those bumps, little boys? We'll come down toe Abercrombie kids tomorrow. Look at your body.

0:41:28 Unknown Speaker #3

Alright, guys, we're back today. Uh, you know, we got a guest in the lounge. It's always nice to get some fresh perspective in here on. We're really not a similar Brave. Seems like we're all coming from the same place with the same sort of issues. But we got we got a good buddy in the in the lounge today. Somebody who we've met here at the mall. Hey, works over at the things remembered store, which is God. It's a good store, but we're so glad to have him here in the lounge to to see what's going on on. We've got Caleb Perrier. Caleb, how's it going?

0:41:59 Unknown Speaker #2

I am doing so well. I have to say I remember it all. I remember when you guys walked through here. I remember the day my parents left me and committed a murder suicide. Well, I remember

0:42:09 Unknown Speaker #1

you remember? Yeah, that you put that burns in your brain. It does. And it burns on a little commemorative plate that you made that

0:42:18 Unknown Speaker #2

happened. I made a beer mug in honor my father with his name on it and revolver and And I made a cigarette tray with my mother's name. Wow.

0:42:29 Unknown Speaker #5

Now, this murder suicide was big because it ended up not getting reported at all. Well, it kind of came and went in the news. It

0:42:39 Unknown Speaker #1

was like, Who? What? A

0:42:41 Unknown Speaker #2

relief. Yeah, they did it together. Kind of. Everyone was thrilled, namely me. I was the only witness to it, and I just sat there and laughed and laughed and laughed for three days now and then. By then I started trying three doubles tradition in my face,

0:42:57 Unknown Speaker #3

like Shiva in the Jewish.

0:42:59 Unknown Speaker #4

I don't know about that, but whoa, Yeah, Something negative reaction

0:43:04 Unknown Speaker #2

to Shiva. Yeah, well, I don't know.

0:43:07 Unknown Speaker #3

Caliber Podd. We'll start. Sounds like memory has kind of always been a thing that you've been interested in. So this job kind of seems like it

0:43:14 Unknown Speaker #2

just sort of fell in your lap. It actually did it actually did I waas walking a baby? Well, but I was used to be a professional walking about. Never heard like that.

0:43:23 Unknown Speaker #4

You shouldn't say

0:43:24 Unknown Speaker #2

walking a double. I think they're faking it if they're not walking immediately. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I say you're like, Get up. Let's go. We got outside. If you were

0:43:32 Unknown Speaker #4

born a man straight and white in America

0:43:36 Unknown Speaker #2

and you didn't become president, you failed. I tell them that every day you were given everything at birth and you really blew it. That's right. And so what was so funny is I guess I was especially walking this baby. So someone through, uh, graduation frame, Not the graduation diploma, but the frame that said Congratulations on graduation. Listen. Oh, my. This is a sign from God that I need to market things. Remember second grade,

0:44:00 Unknown Speaker #3

maybe through a frame. It was sort of identifier on the frame that said this was made If things remembered, Was it?

0:44:07 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, no, not really. I just

0:44:08 Unknown Speaker #2

knew I'm so familiar with the store because I used to, you know, get shot glasses. A great to places that pretended I'd been like Cancun, but I hadn't.

0:44:15 Unknown Speaker #4

Right. You're decked out in a different sort of vacation vacation into none of

0:44:23 Unknown Speaker #2

the no, I've never been to a hard rock Vibes Hard rock, Every

0:44:26 Unknown Speaker #4

port of Vallarta hat

0:44:27 Unknown Speaker #2

get Planet Hollywood eerie

0:44:30 Unknown Speaker #4

Eso you like hard rock and plan. Well, yeah. I mean, I used to I

0:44:34 Unknown Speaker #2

used to be really big bones in my house, You know, bro. Big Five, That's what ultimately killed them.

0:44:41 Unknown Speaker #5

Play. I would guy and your mom was a

0:44:43 Unknown Speaker #2

hard look at what they said. Who

0:44:46 Unknown Speaker #3

is the murder? Who's the suicide? E.

0:44:48 Unknown Speaker #2

Sorry, What obviously killed him, I guess technically was a double attempted murder in a double suicide. So they did. They tried to take each other out. They missed, and they were disappointed. So upset they were opposed to simultaneously shot themselves. They did. So a toasted murder slash successful suicide. That's exactly right. That's which ultimately is why it wasn't. I mean, none of it would have been my fault anyway. But ultimately why? You know

0:45:13 Unknown Speaker #4

no charges, humor in that. You and I like the

0:45:15 Unknown Speaker #2

last draw. The shocks of no one. But no one got mad. I'm so afraid they'd be mad at me. The police and everything, right

0:45:22 Unknown Speaker #5

That's because you know when parents get divorced, a lot of people say that the kids take on the blame. Yeah. So I can imagine when two parents try to kill each other than kill themselves That maybe the kid might own some of that blame.

0:45:34 Unknown Speaker #4

I did on

0:45:35 Unknown Speaker #2

some of it because they said it was May. Yeah. They said you're ungrateful. And you, you know, you are a shit. Whoa! That was their last words. Your ungrateful and shit. Just bang bang, bang bang. Yeah, I'm not killing a child.

0:45:51 Unknown Speaker #5

You never know what someone's been through. Like you walk into

0:45:54 Unknown Speaker #4

that. That I

0:45:55 Unknown Speaker #2

would love to engrave that on for you. Baseball had a diamond diamond watch.

0:46:02 Unknown Speaker #4

Big differences. Big differences in prices. Well, that's what people

0:46:06 Unknown Speaker #2

need to know. Things remembered is not. This is the big misconception. Everything costs the same. It's not

0:46:11 Unknown Speaker #4

true. I think everything costs the exact same in your store. That's why I got when I read. Thanks. Remember, you think dollars, dollars, expensive

0:46:20 Unknown Speaker #2

dollar store, though. That's the voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Both. Thank you.

0:46:23 Unknown Speaker #1

Here's my question for you. Can I bring in whatever I want to get remembered Or does it have to be

0:46:28 Unknown Speaker #2

something in your inventory? Well, here's the video. I know for a fact that anything I have in my inventory features by a mile on that I say that everybody. Because what are you going to bring in Chuck's?

0:46:41 Unknown Speaker #1

That I do have micex. I'm on your numb check. Juckes our number. You say you wanted. I miss I miss you, honey. Oh, that's nice. Do you have something that would beat that? That's maybe, like, more specific you are. What I would

0:47:02 Unknown Speaker #2

do is I would get so we have a lot of Winnie the Pooh props. Like a honey jar.

0:47:08 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. Okay. You're going literal with the honey s. So I

0:47:12 Unknown Speaker #2

would say I miss you, honey, because is that what you're talking about? The sweet

0:47:15 Unknown Speaker #4

I don't know you, Bill pitched. You don't miss your having. No, that was my life. O i c e my nunchucks

0:47:24 Unknown Speaker #2

engrave going to get you. Yeah, well, what do women like you argue with a woman or I want Oh, boy, I Okay, So what I would do to just sort of, like, take it back and, you know, just to remind her of things. I'd get a beautiful alarm clock. I would say I miss you, honey on that because you probably missed when the alarm went off to shake up earlier than you. She always did. You miss that? I do. S hotel is I'm I'm snoozing in tow one pm Now without my honey

0:47:52 Unknown Speaker #1

snooze eyes is a 10 minutes a couple, 10 minutes tops. News

0:47:57 Unknown Speaker #2

is when you don't set an alarm and you sleep till one every day.

0:47:59 Unknown Speaker #4

I think that's depression, That's that.

0:48:04 Unknown Speaker #5

So you're two ideas for a Mr Honey as a prop from winning the Pearl or on alarm clock for a beautiful A beautiful, beautiful

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radio capability.

0:48:19 Unknown Speaker #2

What makes it? Well, I mean, it's mostly see through its most of glass vehicle, and on the back is a mirror, so that when the alarm goes off, you pick it up and you look at yourself. You're turning off so you can remind yourself how great.

0:48:29 Unknown Speaker #5

Oh, wow. Uh,

0:48:30 Unknown Speaker #1

first thing in the

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booth, right When you

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open your eyes, everybody likes I believe that's

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the person I want to be all day. And I want to remember myself, as is the person that I wake up as in the morning. Howard, do

0:48:40 Unknown Speaker #1

you have a pitch for something you want to get engraved way? Got the guy well, in the phone

0:48:45 Unknown Speaker #2

booth. Don't hang on one second. Do you need to

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take this says nine

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11? Yes, I'd like I'd like to report in the solace.

0:48:58 Unknown Speaker #4

Hold on now. From earlier. Marley, I just remembered. I remember, man. But you haven't hang on policemen. You have. You have to call

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911 engraved on your phone

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case. I sure do. You said you know Warren off traders are not trade. You know, traders and,

0:49:21 Unknown Speaker #2

yes, people who are out to get high. Let's see who this is. Cheryl's. Okay, Good. I have reported a new assaults. He was a child. Ono of about 38 and he kicked three foot your age and he kicked my knees and tried to tattoo me with the middle finger on it. You forgot

0:49:44 Unknown Speaker #6

about this?

0:49:45 Unknown Speaker #2

I did. I totally forgot. Okay. All right. Thank you. Like one of his baby. Okay. He was walking, right? Thank you guys, for letting me make a call. It sounded really is urgent. It's urgent.

0:49:56 Unknown Speaker #5

Well, uh, a three foot eight child tried to kick you and then put a tattoo of a middle finger on you. Yeah, well, where's the tattoo? You

0:50:05 Unknown Speaker #4

just don't see it. I see it is a very successful toe. Very, very fast. But not a great drama. Yes. No. Is that sticking book? This is what is sticking, Pope. That sort of

0:50:20 Unknown Speaker #3

You dip in needle into a

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hammer, and there was like Angelina Jolie has 100 of them.

0:50:26 Unknown Speaker #4

Yes, Yes, yes, yes, yes,

0:50:27 Unknown Speaker #2

he did say he was He was using a hammer. Yes, I think we'll

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just just against you Don't know. I

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work security here at the mall. You dio? Yes. A lot of people don't know because, you

0:50:39 Unknown Speaker #2

know, it doesn't seem to be that effective, but And never have. Robert, I have a problem every day. Yeah. I could really use you. I know. Is there any way you could work things? Remember,

0:50:48 Unknown Speaker #4

we'll have to have Teoh

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work the whole mall. I can't just work things. Remember my stories made entirely of glass. So it's easy to smash your smashing your store. Well, no, but I just think it's

0:50:58 Unknown Speaker #1

easy. Tokyo, maybe swing by things remembered because the mall robber is out and about. Oh, that's right and keeps striking and you never catch them. I feel like I'm hot on their tail. Could be man. Could be woman stolen One thing

0:51:16 Unknown Speaker #2

from every store every day. Really? Yes. 10 a.m. Every day he makes the rounds.

0:51:21 Unknown Speaker #4

That seems easy to catch. I think

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we just we're making the rounds

0:51:25 Unknown Speaker #2

at the same time. But I'm like a couple stores behind him.

0:51:28 Unknown Speaker #4

Will you do always

0:51:28 Unknown Speaker #2

run up after he's gone and say, Did I miss him? And we're like, Yes, you missed him again

0:51:34 Unknown Speaker #1

And you're coming from the place the mall robber went

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to, uh oh, it's almost

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like you guys were going into reverse like reverse order where you start where he ends. He starts where you where you end. And then you guys should be meeting in the middle. But I think that's when you go on your bathroom break.

0:51:52 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah, it's that significant. More your the mall robber. Funny, they put us on a video and speeded up. Do you know what I mean?

0:52:00 Unknown Speaker #4

Todo Especially

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because somehow every day the toilet paper hanging from your foot gets longer and longer. I don't know if it's you keep stepping on this new piece every day. Or if there's one piece

0:52:13 Unknown Speaker #2

that's collecting or you're not taking any of the pieces of toilet paper off your shoes.

0:52:17 Unknown Speaker #6

I mean, you know, it goes with you. Why get rid of it? It's a new

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part of you. You're bigger than you were before.

0:52:23 Unknown Speaker #4

That's feel so grateful. I'm trying

0:52:26 Unknown Speaker #2

to remember. That's beautiful. And two, I'm trying to remember.

0:52:31 Unknown Speaker #4

I'm trying to remember. Could I get that agreement? Well, things like

0:52:34 Unknown Speaker #3

there wasn't an empty storefront next to things remembered. It had looked like a store called I'm trying to remember was gonna move in. But you squashed that

0:52:41 Unknown Speaker #2

right? They forgot they were there. They weren't bright. They weren't You You need to go see my mentor. But whatever. Yes,

0:52:51 Unknown Speaker #5

it was the movie about marijuana forgetting stuff

0:52:55 Unknown Speaker #2

gets you right in the mirror. Yeah, posted. Yeah, way they kept forgetting. And I said, Well, this business is listed as a business person as an l a. An ex speaker, as you know, as a former trainer of dolphins, I know what I'm doing. And I know this will not

0:53:12 Unknown Speaker #3

you end up expanding your store into that second storefront, which is makes it the largest things remembered on record.

0:53:18 Unknown Speaker #2

It is. It is, according to Guinness Guinness. Yes, yeah, yeah, we're big fans of Guinness, Guinness said. We cannot. We cannot believe we can't believe it.

0:53:32 Unknown Speaker #4

They didn't Ripley's Believe it or not, it

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was a huge you didn't read about. It was a huge lawsuit. They

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showed up and said, Believe it or not, we're here. We're

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getting Yes, this ended up winning.

0:53:43 Unknown Speaker #1

And then and then a van screeched to a halt and Dean Cain jumped out and he said, I need this. Don't take this.

0:53:50 Unknown Speaker #5

That's right. That's right. Anyway, Guinness immediately gave Dean Cain satis creature we've ever seen.

0:54:00 Unknown Speaker #2

Dustin Diamond has that Dustin Diamond. You just have the status screeching through the Guinness Certify screen.

0:54:09 Unknown Speaker #1

And that was a recognition for his

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porno hold. Like get believe? No.

0:54:16 Unknown Speaker #4

Believe in a way that was Colon. That's a big part of the

0:54:24 Unknown Speaker #1

really what? It was called screech Colin,

0:54:28 Unknown Speaker #4

right? That's right. Was he supposed to? Was it supposed

0:54:31 Unknown Speaker #1

to be? But he spoke to me like, Yeah,

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e o e should

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not have brought I should not have brought. That was actually very unprofessional. And we are in a mall. Yes. Please. Please take a sacred

0:54:54 Unknown Speaker #3

anymore. Let's take a deep breath and compose ourselves.

0:54:57 Unknown Speaker #1

Where do you work, Howard?

0:54:59 Unknown Speaker #3

I work up to the arcade. I don't know if you've ever been up there. There's the arcade upon the mezzanine. Uh, like this sort of floor. That's not a floor. It's just an arcade in the food court. Ah, and I actually Well, you know, I've been working there, but I've been having a lot of issues recently, so I haven't been able to spend a lot of time in the arcade. Dusty is carpet. Yeah, I've got the dusty's carpet get get a certified dusty Oh uh,

0:55:21 Unknown Speaker #1

certified. So that's not technically a record.

0:55:24 Unknown Speaker #4

That Guinness is also in the certification. Billy. They're trying to compete with J D Power. Try asserted by anything they can I

0:55:34 Unknown Speaker #5

have again a certified worst car.

0:55:38 Unknown Speaker #4

What kind of car? It's a sloppy. You were in one

0:55:42 Unknown Speaker #3

of those commercials right where they where they put you and two other people who stood in a warehouse. And they said, If you're going to look at if you were gonna find the worst car. What would you What would you think?

0:55:51 Unknown Speaker #1

What brand do you think it is?

0:55:53 Unknown Speaker #3

Right. And then you said I don't know mine. Yeah,

0:55:55 Unknown Speaker #5

on then and being that. And then they did a whole campaign where they did do. But we're like, I showed up picking my kids up from school and met that car, and they had the kids, like on Mike being like, Oh, God, he's not even supposed to be here. Wait. A restraining order on a

0:56:19 Unknown Speaker #4

way to stop the registered sex offender because of an accident. Oh, boy. You see, oh, illegally legally

0:56:30 Unknown Speaker #5

tell strangers. Well, yeah. I hand out a business card with tiny writing on every time I see people. So you might not have noticed

0:56:36 Unknown Speaker #2

I didn't, but I'd love to hear.

0:56:38 Unknown Speaker #5

Well, the front is just my website, so people throw it out. Anyway,

0:56:42 Unknown Speaker #4

Google is not your website. Yeah, that's a missing. That's that's Mr

0:56:46 Unknown Speaker #3

Google Search bar with Todd Padre in the

0:56:48 Unknown Speaker #5

You know, if you go to google dot com, you put my name and that's my website. That's free, baby.

0:56:54 Unknown Speaker #4

Your mug shot that you're you're

0:56:58 Unknown Speaker #5

mispronouncing. It's called a head shot

0:57:00 Unknown Speaker #4

with. Just because you've used in your eyes is a three only photo anyone would take.

0:57:08 Unknown Speaker #5

You got cast in reenactments for his own crimes.

0:57:14 Unknown Speaker #4

I thought you were recast because you could not get out. Yeah,

0:57:17 Unknown Speaker #5

every cast agree on the day

0:57:18 Unknown Speaker #4

they cast you as Nick Nolte's mug

0:57:21 Unknown Speaker #5

shot yet. Uh, but anyway, I work out at a middle school gym because it's why, because it's free. So I work out at that. I work out on the grounds there, and

0:57:30 Unknown Speaker #2

there's a change at the middle school by video. Like that big umbrella thing that you put up and you'll run into a ship. 10

0:57:42 Unknown Speaker #5

under the on back. They'll do the see saw you

0:57:47 Unknown Speaker #4

had a bunch of kids with the dodgeball. Yeah, what is three reps of 10 maybe three wraps? E You're not doing 30. You just You just put it pulling like parachute to the ground three times like you're

0:58:03 Unknown Speaker #2

doing three reps in the county

0:58:05 Unknown Speaker #4

Tennessee. I noticed that

0:58:06 Unknown Speaker #5

your wrists are incredible. Thank you. Finally. Finally,

0:58:11 Unknown Speaker #3

incredible in that they're so thin there.

0:58:13 Unknown Speaker #4

So boned bird for breasts. They really

0:58:16 Unknown Speaker #5

are. Okay, well, I don't hear any complaints in the bedroom. Have a

0:58:20 Unknown Speaker #4

McCall, your screams of the bedroom. What's up? Not

0:58:25 Unknown Speaker #5

so, anyway, I work out. I was changing in the locker room, was full nude, and I had to take a call, so I stepped outside.

0:58:32 Unknown Speaker #2

His agent was calling you dropping? That's a sad

0:58:35 Unknown Speaker #5

because we once a day to drop me right

0:58:36 Unknown Speaker #4

when you

0:58:37 Unknown Speaker #2

were getting your body together.

0:58:38 Unknown Speaker #5

Yes. Yeah. Well, that's what I was. I'll show him. It was kind of the working

0:58:41 Unknown Speaker #1

in a concrete way. Take this guy to take

0:58:43 Unknown Speaker #5

that. I stepped outside and I were forgot. I was full nude. But again, I was more traumatized than the kids because they pointed and said smaller than mine. Yeah. Children. I think they're the sex offenders.

0:58:59 Unknown Speaker #4

You tried that That argument? Did you have an

0:59:03 Unknown Speaker #2

attorney? You just represented yourself.

0:59:04 Unknown Speaker #3

Never had an attorney.

0:59:06 Unknown Speaker #5

Well, know yourself represented Cochran's corpse. I was with them for a while. Uh, so

0:59:12 Unknown Speaker #1

you yourself represent, But you say you're a part of Ah,

0:59:15 Unknown Speaker #5

yeah. I'm hoping to be partner cop Cochran's corpse.

0:59:21 Unknown Speaker #4

What does it takes to do that? What is the tape? Yeah,

0:59:23 Unknown Speaker #5

I need to get off a major celebrity, so I say yes right now. I'm working with the retrial for the Menendez brothers. Okay. They're not made your celebrities. Oh, are you kidding? May they were referenced in the cable guy.

0:59:39 Unknown Speaker #4

Okay, Right after guy. What other benchmark there that say?

0:59:44 Unknown Speaker #2

I love to their sweaters. And that's not a lie. I thought they were crew next. Better so nicely here

0:59:49 Unknown Speaker #5

on the mile mall. And I will say that you have a style heavily influenced by I

0:59:55 Unknown Speaker #2

dio ideo. I remember watching that trial and just astonished by the fashions. And I really thought like this is going somewhere.

1:00:03 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. You You pitched a fashion

1:00:06 Unknown Speaker #2

show in the court, Did called guilty. And essentially, what would happen is if any victim or perpetrator came through, judge their fashions, and I would say, guilty or not guilty, and then

1:00:18 Unknown Speaker #4

that was sort of it. So imagine

1:00:19 Unknown Speaker #2

it's 1/2 hour show and willing to work.

1:00:21 Unknown Speaker #4

And that ruling held up in court. Well, it held up in style style court on a three points. I mean, and I

1:00:30 Unknown Speaker #2

would do basketball rules, so three points. But you did really well. Two points men, and then a slam dunk met like honey poodle skirt on point or whatever. I did it in the fifties.

1:00:41 Unknown Speaker #4

Very progressive. 50 show. So you would do You would judge people. Women loved me. Back in the fifties, I got so much women would expose themselves to me. It seems

1:00:53 Unknown Speaker #3

like it seems like, Yeah, like you. Ah, a lot of your sort of good mood seems to come from remembering sort of past experiences. You're in the right profession.

1:01:02 Unknown Speaker #2

I absolutely am. I'll remember. I never forget. I mean, I won't ever forget. Yeah,

1:01:08 Unknown Speaker #1

you have. You don't have any. 9 11 are something that's supposed to be remembered forever. Never for gotten think that things remember. Do you have a little section? Because as we know, everyone

1:01:22 Unknown Speaker #5

goes to the mall and they at least make a stop for 9 11 Murder

1:01:25 Unknown Speaker #4

Justice What I want. Thank you. This I've taught. I knew that felt right when it came out of my mouth. 9 11 merch. You think I'm not

1:01:34 Unknown Speaker #2

making money off something like that? Okay, so that's I think that's a

1:01:38 Unknown Speaker #3

you get choked

1:01:39 Unknown Speaker #4

up. I am really just tell you. I know no one. When before that

1:01:43 Unknown Speaker #2

I had no I mean, I have no friends, but I was You know, the point is this. It was a horrible time in America and the world. I mean, that you were a superpower on. And that was when you said that was actually good open in a romantic comedy. And ever since then the world.

1:02:00 Unknown Speaker #4

That is why I heard

1:02:04 Unknown Speaker #3

she's been offered role since 9 11 But she said, No, I can't go

1:02:06 Unknown Speaker #2

on. You know who could. Everyone was stunning in the nineties, you know. Now it's just like God, you couldn't have anyone in the Booth Point is movies really? They're not what they used to be. My God, Who can forget only you with Marisa Tomei and Robert?

1:02:22 Unknown Speaker #5

Well, not us, because you're your store is heavily dedicated. Teoh Marisa Tomei Romantic comedies Yeah, yeah, and free uh, pre written Robert Downey Jr Renaissance.

1:02:33 Unknown Speaker #2

That's three Fontaine memory. That's right there. They made two movies about him in one year. That's right now.

1:02:39 Unknown Speaker #5

And you remember that. Of

1:02:41 Unknown Speaker #4

course I remember what we all dio. Your story really has become

1:02:48 Unknown Speaker #2

sort of a time capsule of medium sized historical event. That's right.

1:02:52 Unknown Speaker #1

It does also feel like you live there

1:02:55 Unknown Speaker #2

and it's your storage unit. Well, I'm gonna tell you something. I technically not supposed to say that I looked there. Right? Is it is a storage unit of sorts, but it's also to me, a palace. I mean, it's really is just sort of, um

1:03:08 Unknown Speaker #2

like when worms make holes? Yes, sure. Hey,

1:03:08 Unknown Speaker #1

you know how,

1:03:13 Unknown Speaker #5

metaphor to describe your human living.

1:03:16 Unknown Speaker #2

That's right, because it is sort of like a path that a worm would make. That's how you go through my story, right? It's great. And you know what I do? I have to do something, uh, seven times a month, called name your price, and you could just come in a name. It

1:03:27 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, I don't agree with it. But

1:03:30 Unknown Speaker #2

you can name that.

1:03:31 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah, there's name your price, but that's also in the same days. Get

1:03:34 Unknown Speaker #2

the fuck out. That's right. And get the fuck out means like it's just, you know, sometimes I cry my hair. Obviously, every morning on the morning

1:03:43 Unknown Speaker #5

would obviously try to

1:03:45 Unknown Speaker #2

clothe. That's the problem on the mornings. It doesn't work out for May. It's get the fuck out. So you never know. So it's fun for people What? They don't know what day it's gonna be and you know what I mean And I'll just Are

1:03:55 Unknown Speaker #1

you just leaving the

1:03:56 Unknown Speaker #2

curlers in longer? To go for the curl is putting them in earlier. Now I put them in right when I get off the clock at three PM or whatever and eyes sort of nice the shortest hours in selling. People want Tonto

1:04:12 Unknown Speaker #3

City. I get that

1:04:13 Unknown Speaker #2

right. It's like being part of 99 33.

1:04:16 Unknown Speaker #4

What's the disc? Sloblo three That? Yeah,

1:04:19 Unknown Speaker #1

you're open from whenever you get back

1:04:22 Unknown Speaker #2

from lunch. But you weren't there before lunch. So whenever you come in after lunch to about three, that's right. That's right. So it's usually about William. What? 1 45 to 3

1:04:31 Unknown Speaker #4

You do. You usually eat

1:04:32 Unknown Speaker #2

at the mall like your there. You of I support. Yeah, I support all our local businesses, and I'm friends with everyone. I've had relationships with half of the people there. Really? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:04:43 Unknown Speaker #4

I mean, really, McDonald's

1:04:44 Unknown Speaker #2

is not like a local business. They just have, you know, it's local. It's right here. What would you call that far away?

1:04:51 Unknown Speaker #4

I have a local McDonalds. But it's not exactly buying. I go to my

1:04:56 Unknown Speaker #2

local make. Well, then what is that?

1:04:58 Unknown Speaker #4

I guess you do have your

1:05:00 Unknown Speaker #2

But I doubt that's right. That's right. I'm sorry, but yes, I do support. Look, this isn't I do go toe McDonald Did you go to Burger King and you get a chick fil A? I do.

1:05:08 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. You gotta chick fil a. I don't care. It's going. Yeah. Yeah. What is the political

1:05:14 Unknown Speaker #5

thing that you associate with Chick fil A that you're worried about being shamed about?

1:05:18 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, I think they're embarrassed. I think house get embarrassed by those ads. Imagine being if you were walking on all fours and they just put you on your hind legs for ad they have been anti cal for a

1:05:28 Unknown Speaker #5

location that cows are They cannot spell. There it is, stupid. I was

1:05:34 Unknown Speaker #1

racist. Here's what I will say about cows. I had a cow

1:05:38 Unknown Speaker #2

one time. It was I mean, let's just talk for saying OK, But

1:05:43 Unknown Speaker #4

that was just that one cow. Yeah, I did not.

1:05:46 Unknown Speaker #1

I did not say like, Oh, I assume your entire population

1:05:49 Unknown Speaker #2

of cows you can't see. Why did you want a cow.

1:05:52 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, it would take the

1:05:54 Unknown Speaker #3

jobs that other other other animals and people wouldn't take

1:05:57 Unknown Speaker #1

through this. I've never owned a cow, but I have friends that are yes. Good guys. They are good guys. You never hang out with them. But they are

1:06:07 Unknown Speaker #2

good guy reference. But aren't all cows women?

1:06:13 Unknown Speaker #5

Well, I mean, that would explain my ex

1:06:15 Unknown Speaker #4

wife, all cows being women. That doesn't make a lot

1:06:24 Unknown Speaker #1

more sense about your

1:06:26 Unknown Speaker #2

ex wife. That's right away. You've talked about her. If she was an actual cow, do What did she get in the divorce? My guy?

1:06:36 Unknown Speaker #5

Sort of Still Very

1:06:37 Unknown Speaker #2

sadly, no. Nothing to the table. Are

1:06:39 Unknown Speaker #1

you all divorced in Mr Honey's?

1:06:42 Unknown Speaker #3

Some of us haven't found the right lady yet. Uh, you're trying, but currently dating his step dad. Well, I've been forced into a relationship with my step, dad because I can't

1:06:56 Unknown Speaker #1

worse. Usually force now willing. Well, he walked Dad in hell, and his step dad

1:07:05 Unknown Speaker #2

confided in him. Ah, sort of like

1:07:09 Unknown Speaker #4

what was in the locker

1:07:10 Unknown Speaker #1

room. Talk long. There's hung about for thin, started to hit on him. And Howard has

1:07:16 Unknown Speaker #2

a backbone, so he couldn't stand up don't talk about my mom like that. So

1:07:20 Unknown Speaker #3

I ended up just agreeing and saying, like, you know, really horrible things about my mother, which

1:07:26 Unknown Speaker #1

turned this guy on.

1:07:27 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. Made May s got him into it. And now I just don't have the heart to let him down.

1:07:31 Unknown Speaker #2

Situation it is. I understand that. I mean, you just want to be loved. Exactly. You just want to make people happy.

1:07:36 Unknown Speaker #3

Exactly. That's honestly, Every day in my life, I wake up looking in a mirror saying, I hope you make at least one person happy today and I make him smile.

1:07:43 Unknown Speaker #2

I'd love Tadre that Ana Mir for you. So you don't have to say it anymore. You know what I mean?

1:07:47 Unknown Speaker #5

I really think at least one person happy today on a mirror

1:07:50 Unknown Speaker #2

that great. Yeah, right. And that includes the phrase on the mirror.

1:07:55 Unknown Speaker #4

And what do you put it on on a mirror? Yeah, but then it's a

1:07:59 Unknown Speaker #2

little bit, you know, you don't have to. It's not as much pressure because how many times you gonna make someone happy on your right? So it's literal, literal, landing on a mirror and gives

1:08:09 Unknown Speaker #3

me a the only time would have been maybe in the eighties, when you're getting a little geeked on cocaine or something.

1:08:14 Unknown Speaker #4

So, Howard, were you

1:08:17 Unknown Speaker #3

Attardi part party? You know, let's just say I've seen cocaine

1:08:20 Unknown Speaker #1

so you've been in a room with

1:08:20 Unknown Speaker #2

before. Oh,

1:08:22 Unknown Speaker #4

cocaine? Let's just say

1:08:23 Unknown Speaker #3

I know a room in a house that had some cocaine. Howard,

1:08:26 Unknown Speaker #5

you got kicked off the set of Scarface. You are so doughnuts on the soda, scarred, By the way. That was a real cocaine.

1:08:32 Unknown Speaker #4

You? That was creamer. No, that was not That was just blue creamer her nose out.

1:08:39 Unknown Speaker #3

Say this. It made my nose and teeth numb.

1:08:42 Unknown Speaker #2

Didn't make him cream.

1:08:45 Unknown Speaker #4

Did it taste like cream? Well, I

1:08:47 Unknown Speaker #3

was drinking coffee the same time. So I can tell. I can tell you that I just over cream in my coffee way Don't need to talk about my

1:08:55 Unknown Speaker #4

eighties cocaine habit. Guys did exist because this is new. This is

1:08:59 Unknown Speaker #3

too much new information about

1:09:00 Unknown Speaker #2

me. I think you're just nervous because we busted you. Yeah.

1:09:04 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah, we busted you snorting cream on the Scarface.

1:09:07 Unknown Speaker #1

God, you are degenerate. You should go to jail

1:09:09 Unknown Speaker #4

for what was

1:09:10 Unknown Speaker #2

up with that clown in that show.

1:09:12 Unknown Speaker #4

Remember the

1:09:12 Unknown Speaker #2

show they do in Scarface when they love? Don't look at me like that, Harris. For

1:09:17 Unknown Speaker #4

those of you who know do you know there's a clown? There's a clown in

1:09:21 Unknown Speaker #2

the movie Scarface. Whether there's like a stand up comedian and they shoot the place up and then a clown comes out, it's so inappropriate.

1:09:27 Unknown Speaker #6

So what else do

1:09:27 Unknown Speaker #4

you sell? Your store? Oh, sorry. Well, we're not like scary movies were to classifies. Scary movie. Scary, violent. Here's the hell out

1:09:41 Unknown Speaker #2

of me, right? I sell non recyclable water bottles that I engrave straight for On the go

1:09:47 Unknown Speaker #3

the meddler there,

1:09:48 Unknown Speaker #2

Geo. No, I hate heavy metal. This is just on plastic. And you okay? Yeah. I engrave your so

1:09:54 Unknown Speaker #1

you side with your dad. You don't like rock

1:09:56 Unknown Speaker #2

n roll? I hate it. Oh, the only rock and roll I like. It's like Lady Gaga,

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but that's that's kind of

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that's what Did you see? Shallow. I do. You know what I mean? Stars. Yes. Stars like that. Yeah, that is Iraq. I don't like Axl Rose and I don't like, um Who Gypsy rose. I e don't like the rose parade. It is. That's all the roses.

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Well, jeez. Caliber. Uh, you know, the big holiday spectacular is coming up. Todd's organizing it. Are you Are you planning anything special? Any sort of nice deals or anything?

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For for the real good deal, I'll be dressed his record. He and

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it's not a good yes, it

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costs. I won't be the only one in costume. And so you come and you buy something and you look at me so by one c one, one raggedy Andy,

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What an offer. Raggedy.

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And so that you guys heard it here first on the day of the holiday Spectacular. We've gotta buy one c one deal and things remembered. You can go in

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there by saying that costume, by the way, very haphazard. And it's honestly scared. It's hereabouts. Very because, like, fucked up clown

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technical. Technically, the costume is called yarn head because they couldn't get the rights. So

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it's a little off on the color

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scheme is all wrong.

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It doesn't take anything that's not there. No, it's actually yellow and red. It looks like it looks like they instead of the red, white and blue. It's yellow and red, so people get upset, but we're not the only superpower anymore. We have to acknowledge the Chinese want

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you make. It's not raggedy it and at all. No, it's like it's trying Levi's yard. Get your head out of the sand, America. It almost looks like an off brand, Ronald McDonald like a scary because the mouth is

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too big. Yeah, and the shoes are too big. And it is and always screaming about the inflation of currency. Right? I put a yellow paint on my todo

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teams That's bringing anyone two years stolen. Well, why wouldn't you? Because I don't tell them what they're going to see. Great pop out like last

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year. But I was What do you call it? The Santa Santa Santa People probably expecting it Christmas thing, right? You

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were a Santa. You were yarn beard

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yard wasn't technically Santa. It was It was red white in your,

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uh Well, I think people would be excited to see that. A lot of that, um

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uh, we're really glad you came into Yes, Honestly, it's It's been a really Oh,

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no. I thought it was nice.

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Yeah. Yeah. Remember

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this for a long. Yeah. I love that.

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we won't be able to not. You've definitely let you left us all with a souvenir. Uh uh. No, you can You can describe it if you like.

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Um, each listen to me, uh, curtains air forever. And so I think these have been around for a while. They listen. They recently renovated my building, and so I asked to keep

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it unloaded

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a building's worth of curtains. And you're you're each getting 45 minutes with your name on it, so you can give them his gifts. If you wanted, you could just do what I do. And mine doesn't have a name or anything engraved on it. You know what? Because I think you're actually terrible. Your job. Oh, wow. So that that was just also given note. Thanks. My china rules. Yeah, that's right. That's random. I mean, I just thought of that, all right? And it's also, you know, a lot about a lot of people feel. Get your head out of the sand.

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My looks like, uh, there's a lot of writing. It looks like a journal where you're trying to process seeing your parents kill each other.

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That was That was personal. I didn't realize I was embroidering on a curtain, but I But I wanted you to have it. You can remember the cost of war. Oh, okay. The war of the home.

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It turns into a manifesto at the end. Here

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it does. I shot anyone. Your first folks can Dio Factory will

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be doing a fashion show at Andy Warhol's factory where innocent victims and perpetrators walk through our people who were wrongfully convicted of crimes. When I make them feel better about their fashion,

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I saw I've always said a few the names because you haven't asked everybody about Harvey Weinstein convicted.

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You know what I hate? I hate I hate This is what this is all I want to say these air, not opinions that are popular but their opinions that our opinions and a very, very opinionated sometimes don't agree of my own opinions. You know, Hollywood is about not that we're in Hollywood, but Hollywood just you should know about doing something different. They have putting out the same thing over a number of different.

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I see curious to see it because if a fashion show makes people talk, that means it's it's doing something.

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Yeah, well, I hope they don't talk during it. Think straight up Quiet. Harvey Weinstein walking down a runway

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way will be talking.

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Yeah, it's tradition for in the fashion show in Milan. In

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any whistles is a factory

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is now a whole foods writing. It is a hold. I just You just walk through the eye, they'll kick us out. No doubt

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holding that sounds like a wild ride. Man, we really appreciate you coming into the lab today. Feels good to get to know our neighbor a little. Ah, and you know, Hey, if you're ever if you're ever around again, just pop on in and say hello. We'll see around the mall for sure. But everybody out there who's listening We appreciate you tune in today for another episode of the teacher's lounge until next time.