Drive-By Carpool Kara-Jokey with Amanda Dink (Jessica Jean Jardine)

guys go to the recital

did you

last week? The piano recital about recital

piano? Oh, there's about no tickets to piano recital. Really?

Sold out immediately, so I would I wasn't overnight to.

I was outside looking for tickets for a while, trying to scalp. I got robbed in the bushes. A couple for you. Ask

a scalper. Scalpel, dear.

Well, he did have on it was some type of wordplay slash assault because it was he had on a coat like a doctor. And but he was also selling

tickets, and he had the scalpel, and I don't have You can see, but I got a big joker. Well, it sent me into kind of Ah,

will you tell us how you got those scars? There's the whether the Joker's smile from the scalpel

scalper. Uh, yeah, but it sent me into sort of a

pretty going to say you, right? Yeah, the last couple. I've been pretty twisted

since then. The last couple days have been honestly, pretty dark for you. I got

Teoh. Yeah,

I've been here. You've been here and I've been going and laughing at the setups

of jokes at Haas, just like somebody would be like, You know, uh, my car is getting a little, uh uh, having a little trouble and I'll be like e um And I've been obsessed with camel. I'm gonna shoot him in the damn head. Don't do that, Apple Stover. Don't do it,

Kimmel. Alright, Don't shoot anybody.

He's supposed to let me in. I got a slot on his show. But if you are going

to shoot someone, you gotta shoot Coartem,

by the way, to corn is boil earler At the end of joker, he blows cordons, head

off its dries drive by karaoke. Just just

ruin. We'll carry Toki paragraph major

Jokey. Yeah, Jerry. Jokey Jerry Joking,

of course, to put Ellen DeGeneres in the booth this week with George W. Bush. Jerry joke very jokey is behind all of the big social media takedowns.

Oh, Jerry, Jokey is bringing everyone down and I'm alive. I'm here for

Jerry. Junkie rights for Giuliani. Jerry Juggy does

Jared. Okay, He wrote a big article that kind of got some traction. Ellen and I sat next to each other at a screening of the abominable movie, and he did an article because I was left was

that a review of the movie or was this was that is that the Obama will move. Is it a different movie

or No? It was the kitchen. We were at the A bomb and it was a bombing.

And people are saying Ellen should not be friends with you because you and also are a war criminal. That's

right. That's right. They said, Well, was fullest once. Shame on Alan Fullest. Twice. That's too many war criminals, have

you? And again,

you ran a bunch of Ponzi schemes over there in the Middle East. Correct?

Yeah, I, um Well, the whole Gaza Strip is is my Ponzi skin. Uh, that's a Ponzi scheme. I started in the early 19 forties. Just a strip there. Gaza Strip. Well, every strip is a Ponzi for May Gaza Strip, Vegas Strip, strip, Sunset Strip

Chip steak is a strip steak. Ponzi. Well, I'll tell you. Tell me how the beef

Big beef. His own boards. Big brief on the board.

Every strip steak,

that's it gets bought. Big beef is the 1st 1 to profit

be profits. But when you're buying a strip steak, you know what's happening is you're buying for a barbecue and and you're getting strip steak for your friends and then they're going out and buying strip steaks because they had a good time. Jealous. Reminded out. Good strip steaks are right, and then the bottom falls out, and I'm sitting at the top with big beef counting my money.

How much have you made from your big beef Ponzi scheme?

So far? Beefy beef with my whole Fedor collection is big beef money.

Oh, and you can tell you can tell because it's also that also all big beef crossovers. Yeah, there for Doris with big beef leg. Big big beef logos

there. Yeah, there. Fodor's. A lot of people say Fodor is meant to be simple, clean and sleek. I say it should look like a NASCAR.

A lot of people say fedoras.

Doors are meant to fit right in, right?

Right mind. Stand out, Stand out, you know? So I got beef. It's what's for dinner. What for dinner. It's what

it's what for? I

think the inflection. It's what

for dinner that was

actually chickens campaign against beef beef. It's what's

for dinner as

the people didn't love him. You chicken

going at beef is like when New York goes at L. A. B is not thinking about your chicken. Go ahead and use our cows in your chick. Fil adds. We guess what? So me at the chickens. The cows love the cows first.

That's right. Big beef. Steve.

Well, it's been a big week. So you think we should get this rolling? Sure. All right, we'll kick it. Ladies and gentlemen, Walem into the teachers lounge. First podcast retained issues. You relevant to the hand? Hamilton High School community? I, of course. Yours loud. Yeah.

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This isn't a fun opportunity to goof on me or any of your teachers. We might be thick, but we don't need to be plastered all over the Internet.

That's right. If you're plastering us on the unit for our thickness make it sexualizing us not mocking.

And also I'm already plastered all over the Internet for thickness because I am a model for fashion nova Thick.

That's right. Novas Thick line

fashion Nova

is known sort of already for thicker people on disses fashion of a thick sorry extra thing. So it's not only what level two levels up, that's right. Eyes.

They're trained to line

change a line. That's right. They're not baggy, but they are big because they still fit me tight. But I'm so thick that baggy becomes skin type you

essentially you fill out big old jeans.

Oh, I fill out the biggest of old

Well, I've noticed your fashion nova thick tight line It says Fashion of across that Right under it is drink. Oh, it seems like they're repurpose in June.

Yeah, that try on Hall you did was very It feels like there was a lot of different brand

fashion has been hitting

one sort of demographic pretty hard, and they're looking to branch out and bring Jenko back to life. So that's what we're doing. I wear the let the the ankle portion of juncos on my but the big ankle that was really wide that award medals 27 inch diameter. So you turn a pair of

Gencor's upside down and you put him up.

That's exactly what

I do. My feet are stuck

together, synched by about a

butt cheek is in a big ankle

last in your hopping across campus, and I'm here for

Todd is here

Sam weatherman, Fashion Nova

Fat were already rebranded Immediately rebranded What I want to be honest with

the audience, extra thick just means fat. So that's May. Sam was Bill crave E on the lam?

Now this is Yeah, well, it's a It's from

the Joker stuff. Early Bill String sometimes.

But of course I am. Howard Heavy Levy Levis. That's the nickname you guys gave me this week, and I'm all right with it. Livy. Yeah. Uh, the kids I've been hanging out with around campus have given me that fun nickname. So I'm remind us

again what it means.

Ah, they haven't told me. They just said it's funny. It's cool. Uh, it's heavy, Libby. Um and so I'm just ah, you know, going with it. Cause it's kids have been hanging with me, and it's been a good time

s nicknamed the kids have ever given you.

You think it's short for Howie Levy? Or do you think that actually saying heavy levee high like a levee that can't take the pressure?

Yeah, you do. You feel like you're straining under the pressure of something and you're gonna bust. I

thought the kids were saying con you. Heavy level.

Do you think that they're trying to say that I'm on the verge of a sort of mental or physical breakdown?

Yeah,

about our bus or both. Yeah. I mean, I've seen Kanye West and Mike Myers following you, so I'm worried there's about to be a big disaster.

The kids are also saying Marry Livy does not care about black people, which is nervous when he's walking out. He is just horrifying.

I honestly thought that they were just catching wind that I've used. Sort

of. Yeah, they're smelling your farts. Okay. I just exacting your wind, Howard,

because you guys know I've been having a blast. And the kids are really

having a blast. We know we're catching your wind. You're having a blast weekend right heavy. Let

you have the kicker. You know, I told the kids, as long

as they drink

responsibly, I will. You

show you hosted the hangar? Well, I said you're getting you have it anywhere, having

anywhere you'd like. But I'll be there. Why not just have it at my house? And

everybody still can't digest Vera?

Well, now

so that's where the winds coming from.

So you throw a

big kegger, one beer, you fart up the whole house and you invite the whole school to it. And you're wondering why they call you heavy leg,

you know? Yeah. What?

I'm not wanted now. I guess I get it. Okay. I guess they're calling me heavy Levies doesn't bloated. And I'm parting.

The good news is, I did here

that your house doesn't have any more termites. This is almost like a tense situation over there. Lightly fumigate. Come over to my house. You got rid of a lot of bugs out of the walls. I really appreciate you could see it was interesting. I was outside of your house when Howard was in there. Yes, all of a sudden, they just started scurrying out of the house you in the wall Scurried right outside. Well, we went to a hotel for the weekend and Howard was gonna put up the place.

Get rid of all the buns and I will say there is there. It's lingering. Know what it is? What? What

did I tell you, Bill? I said, don't come back for 48 hours. Bright,

but maybe, maybe a little early. You made it sound like 4 to 8 and at me. 48 48 40 48 40 days, Right. Two days, eight hours. Still in the thick of a heavy levy farm. You know, the levees had just broken a proposed.

Well, there's the kids think it warrants are funny and and honestly, I have been having a blast on the school

was a blast. I've been

feeling great. It's despite the bloating. Despite the farting personally, it's like, sort of like mentally it's been the best week of my life.

You know what I like about this? Actually, this is really nice because it doesn't matter what people think about you. It matters what you think about yourself. Yes, and your perception of this reality has made you a lot

happier I've never been, Uh I've have more out of touch. Okay? That's not a fair, Sam. I get it, OK, it's I'm gassy.

It's weird that way. Had a football game

this weekend. And, you know, you're down there at the end of the stands with all the kids, and you're sort of like act. And while with them,

I went

I've spent my entire life being the guy getting hit with the hot dog. It's it's nice to finally have people turn Who wanted to ask me to throw hot dogs and people with them.

But you're getting come up. Look what's happening here. Your training into your own abuser. No once had happened stern at you. And now you're throwing down. Come on, you don't know what Come back to the middle. Don't overcorrect 100% Haiti left.

You know I would never come at you guys If you guys finally felt like mentally in a good place which I know none of you dio weight it now. No, you definitely don't. You can say it all you want, but if you guys have had a mental break through and, like, sort of ah, personal brand change. That sort of made you feel really good about yourself. I would never just spend, what, Seven full minutes talking about how bad it was for you. I would give you guys the benefit of the doubt and I would support you through those moments.

Seven minutes in heaven. That's a game. That's good. Oh, yeah? Did you play that with any high? Sorry, Sorry. Sorry I haven't. Nobody else cared, I guess. Aren't you guys supposed to go into a closet for that?

No. And I was 2019 and we kissed wherever we want.

You were out of the closet. I thought that was part of the seven minutes in heaven. You go in the closet. Todd and I have never been in the closet. That's right. We love each other openly. Okay?

Yeah, That's not news to anybody. We're in love, love.

What did you think? In the first season

when we're sharing the pull out couch, All that time.

Yeah, we're

having male romantic love. Is that true? No.

Oh, my guy. She's a prank. Praying? No, not a

praying. Can that just, you

know, we're coming up pregnant. Do it. We're doing sympathy pranks. Best kind of prank is you get people sympathize with your struggle, then you tell him you got your I'm still the same.

Oh, God, I just stopped my toe. Someone helps you. Are you okay? Just kidding.

Acting. Wow, that's breaking for the sympathy returns or not? Fine. If they're not worse, unfortunately, they're not worse. But Guinness did screeched to a halt because you had the dusty ist yellow ist big toenail and the toes that go in the most directions right? Which is,

I mean, and which is crazy because it wasn't five. No, it was 10. So each Togo's and we're each show going in two directions or do sometimes go in multiples and some good enough

define like thistle. It'll pick. You don't know where it goes.

They couldn't even

uh, speaking, you know, you're feeling good, Howard. I'm feeling good because I I'm in love. I met someone

You've been my kind of disappearing time with yourself.

Well, yeah, Yeah, you know, I said, I mean, it takes some time to discover myself and just spend a little time, you know, learning who I am. Um And so I did that for a day. I felt great and I fell in love because I was the day you for my

whole day. I remember that day where you were really taken tax so long, so long to give self

care. And please tell me please don't tell me the story ends with I fell in love with myself.

Well, now, because it's not is not how it out. Okay, so, Howard, you'll be happy again. That's not how it

best Nice stepped on.

No, I fell in love with the A beautiful person.

Be anybody. Someone who our lives very similar. You could

say we have a lot

of con inching towards her. What is her name? Well, him,

uh, I don't want to blow the end by saying if it's a male or female.

Okay. Um what What are you, Bill? What do you mean blow? The end is that deserve a finish line to this story. Are you. Do you have to wait a certain number of minutes? What?

No, I just think a story is best told in a way that you someone can't tune out because there's something they're expecting. Okay, Red. So the person I fell in love with there's just close to me in age, but they've also gone through their new to me. Does that make sense on E w new or n you within him lot above it. Your, um German, Swedish biscuit,

German, Swedish,

the biscuit. That's that's what I'm learning. I'm doing Dua lingo right now. I'm in the limp biscuit language.

Oh, you're doing one of those sort of three for ones?

Yeah, German, Swedish Olympic.

I do not like what you have to drink when you are speaking Limp biscuit. You know what I mean? Yes.

Hot flavored water. Don't forget. Well, I think you got to eat. It took.

I think it's a little insult into their culture.

Okay. All right. Because you're right. I come down there, I'm drinking hot

dog flavored water. I got the big black contacts in.

I'm really culturally appropriate. Can we

be honest about these limp biscuits for a second I do not respect these live biscuits.

Okay, Now they're selfish. They do it all for the nookie. Nookie? What? What? Nookie. Come on,

You don't take that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Rolling. Sometimes you get you fell in love with someone, and it's not your

hair color. Tell us their height. Did you hook up with him? Yes. Sex,

Um, sort of. Yeah, sort of, You know, heavy petting me a little. And it's Ah, well, I'm not gonna I'm not going to keep stringing you guys along its a woman. Wow. I would have never guessed. And it's not me. Oh, so that's how we got you, Howard. Sympathy burn. Uh, it's a woman that I met through. Um um what isn't website is a dating website. Yeah, it's always

it, Like farmers only, or yeah, Yeah, exactly. Mingle exactly. Yeah. Which one au milkmaid?

That's the right there Wasn't Major. Yeah, it's like that, uh, stewardesses. What's that, Stewart?

Have you ever been on stewardesses? That is the best dating site for people who are in town for a very short

right. It is. But it's not me. I live in town, you know, and I'm looking. I'm looking t kind of set my roots a little bit in Hamilton because we've been moving

around and around and there's no chance we're leaving now, so time doesn't know I'm doing No. Should we guess her? Uh, should we guess?

No, you don't know her. She's well, you might. She's, uh don't. But we might. You

don't know what? You're OK. OK,

um but no. We met on a dating website. What was Qatar using? An important. Maybe I'll remember what it was called A no become important.

OK, fish, It's a fish check up right now. Well, don't

run dot com

CNN, all all of losers. What's that one? A well, all of lose

all of losers. Yeah, that's the one

that found a Well,

it's all of the losers were still baiting in your town

eyes that I don't care get You know that's the best today. Yeah. Yeah,

Well, you know, once you name yourself losers,

it is like scraps, right? Just like relationships. Scraps is different. That's all of losers. Scraps is for people who've been kicked off all of losers. And there, Harry, it's the scraps.

Its Harry people have been rejected from all losers. Yeah, it's all losers. When you get a new match that you get a get a message, you've got fail. Oh, my,

What is the exact failed?

Well, it's like a failure. Someone whose failure, but they're using that. You've got mail thing, Moldea. Well,

congratulations. You've got failed

exactly on. So this woman is as big of a loser is me or waas Until I found myself and she found herself.

That's nice. Um, land or

Neymar? Yeah. Monica, No. Oh, that's some So

not not Todd way. No.

Monica. Yeah, Everybody knows Monica.

Which moniker you guys thinking?

Well, what Big Monica, Big Monica

Ryan. Monica two year.

Who? Let's say what it rhymes with. That's

right. It's Monica Jew in the big Monica in town.

Wow, that's so exciting.

Yeah, and it's you might know. Are she interned at the synagogue for a while? Uh,

she was a high. She had that affair with one of the guys

with Rabbi Cohen. Bill Cohen. Bill Cohen. You Wow. You remember him? He used Teoh play the flute. Uh,

hey, was that cool? Fluid? Yeah. He has all the kids

going crazy. He actually played the flute on Craig Ferguson

a few years ago played the flute on Ferguson. Got the skeleton dancing

horse the horse because the

horse, Peter's head around. All of all the hits from Ferguson More than

hell, yeah, I'm gonna guilt Ferguson's. Ask what? The point is not. I saw the Jack. I think it's just Joker. I got

chastised earlier for saying The Joker's just

Joker, My man.

I never honestly been mawr embarrassed in my whole life.

A 1,000,000 you

know, I haven't even seen it

Just got cut up by the scalpel I got

your thing is natural and really it's not

know what happened in that I'm not seeing

it in protest cause I haven't seen my checks for playing the body double of the Joker in the movie. Any time you see his back or his body, but not his head, that's me. Really. My body. You okay? It's a shooting stick, and they haven't paid me a dime.

And you did

all the dance choreography as well.

Did it will know kind of, um, I did what I thought was the walking Korea that they said it was gonna be the dance choreography. Every day I walk down the stairs. Yeah, but, I mean, they took my own mom, and they based the character off of her and right eso. But, you know, uh, I'm waiting for my checks for that. But the point for me is I'm in love.

That's bad. I really want to say that's beautiful because

you can finally get over your ex wife, I think. Yeah. Why would you bring around? I'm just because it's the

reality of your life. Are you sure you're

ready? Why would you bring her up? Yes, I'm ready. I just want here. Fucking name

Saturday. My president. Do you president relation?

That's right. That's right. Does she say something about me? Is she interested?

None of us talk

to her. I'll drop this other lady, like

a time like a bad habit. Hey, Bill Joker over there. You could calm down. Sorry.

So, yeah, that's

awesome. That sounds like your life is in such good shape. I don't remember the last time you were in a healthy relationship

or in good shape. Exactly what happened? Well, you know, it's very healthy. It's very healthy. Um, we're swinging already. Um,

you know that that's what they say is the good sign of a strong relationship is Do you date other people immediately

when we are? And it's Yeah, it's polyamorous, um,

on her side, both both sides. Both. So most you do What? What? You How are you participating in polyamory?

She's letting everyone letting me watch porn. Some porn. Uh,

What do you mean, some point?

Well, I can Google bathing suits

results. Sorry. You like to look at the results.

We're moving towards that. That's the hope. You know that. And what

does she get to

dio? What whoever and whatever. Sure, I said, but she's younger, so it makes it

so. She's given up a little bit in dating you publicly, which is really embarrassing. And you're giving up a little bit in terms of latitude and intimacy. That's right. That's right.

Cool.

But, Sam, I know that you been it. You're now in court appointed anger management.

That's right. Yep. Anger management. I've been doing some therapy, which is really good. I've been doing scream therapy. Yeah, one of your Ah, your classes leaked on the feed? None. It was particularly. They said they were filming those classes for scientific research. I don't know why they would leak.

Yeah, I think maybe it got so crazy that week. Yeah, well,

I was told that was a space where you could get quote as crazy as you need, Teoh. And so it really is unfortunate that there was a certain bar that he could hit where they just released your craziness. I probably would've held it in little.

Would you mind if we played it? I mean, it's already all over the Internet. Sure. Uh,

yeah, that's fine. You know, I don't feel shame about this, because this is part of my growth, So why don't we just go out and play, okay?

All right, everybody, we're about to start in five minutes. So if you just want to grab yourself a excuse me, sir, can you please just wait At least wait to the classes on And we all put our hero that we're all doing the same thing? It hasn't started yet. I was just getting a cup of coffee, and I spoke. I feel better. This stuff really works. You shouldn't feel that much better already. Oh, all right, sir. Um, Sam, right? Yes. How'd you know? Way of the other name tag. Descriptions of everybody okay on. And you fit the bill. I need to use the room with me to use the room. For what? Cause that we have screamed therapy in here, I suppose. Dramatic. This guy. No, you don't have to be going out of this guy. He's pissing me around to be mad on anyone's interested me off unclench officials said it s so pissed off meeting down here, OK? Do you want to be more specific? Well, yeah. I'm with the milk company upstairs. Milk Me? Yeah. You know, milk meeting in here during my screen, right? Saying it looks like you're trying to milk this man. No need to do that, little man. I'm not gonna make milk, sir. Yeah, right. Okay, Sam, it seems like Sam his gun full baby. Now he's trying to get milk progressed almost for grist stopping. So I'm sorry. Okay, You know what? Class just started. I started. Tell your mother. Tell you beginning it feels like he's getting his money's worth. But so far I've had

So there is more. That was it.

No, that was all the That was my first session.

That was ready. Fact that. I'll

tell you what I have never felt so, um light so light and said Empty Both lightheaded light on my feet I'm really gonna soccer now. Could be light on my feet Kicked the ball, Keep running Something about the scream therapy. It really got out some stuff that I was holding inside your anger at myself. My anger and my three piers.

What ended up happening with the milk guy

Howard. Women right past the Three Piers. Think

that's OK? No problem. I sucked a Stitz. I suggest it's until wrong. Milk

him out and he spanked you. He spanked me like a baby. Seem like also very on.

And I have. I saw him bringing your lunch and medication to school today, and I saw him pick you up yesterday. Afterwards.

Well, we found that the only problem

in my past singular problem is that my mom never spanked me or to

curve. May I say so? He's my new mommy. Things have been going

really well and milk company. That's that's what he said. That's what he came up with, says he doesn't think of one company. He says he's from Milk Company Hill Kind that they had a meeting there like

Lucerne. Oh, are you

couldn't tell you? He hacked aid. I was asking him mill all deaf, but he had no it figure this thing out sometimes years thing. So

I'm feeling really good.

I'm feeling like finally I can care for myself in that way. Just taking myself into scream therapy felt like a huge gift. Much like I'm sure your new relationship is. You have to give that to yourself.

Sounds like we've all had some pretty great gifts given to us this week.

You

had a bad thing given

to you.

It is better. And in this October season, which, as we all know, you gift each other something. It's nice to remember that it's better receiving than gifting.

Got a nice little tone and a nice little place to take a break. I have to pee. Can we take a break? Yeah, let's do that. I would love to, and then it's gonna be a big one. A big, big, fat pissed It could be a big, fat, pissed extreme big expecting me extreme.

Have I

showed you guys my long zipper. Oh, that's your, uh, That's kind of like Uran Tuckett, Right? Long zipper, Long zipper. You

know you don't know

what to do. Do you Tuck in your zipper? Do you let it hang? This is the perfectly Lenk long. Oh, a little part of it. You pull up and down and e I had a little lamb was long, it's got a little landed on it. And my land looks like a sitting pony, too, because I've always been like this thing disappears. Why? You know, I want a big piece of metal kind of like sticking out. Why am I having the fact that you could have access to my Penis at any time? Absolutely. You know, So I'm gonna take that little piss break, and we'll be right back.

All right, folks, thanks so much for sticking it out through the break there. Uh, we're really excited today because we got a great guest in the lounge. Uh, some you have taken her class. Uh, some of you haven't you need Teoh, but that we, of course, have your sex education teacher. Miss Amanda Dink. Hey, mistake. How you doing?

I'm good. Hike. I e. Hi, guys. You know, I love that you call me that e. I love it. I love it being screamed across the quad to Yes, yes, it's fun. And it's cool, cause the students yelled at

me, too. That's good, though, with a sex education teacher. You want the kids to have a comfortable relationship with you that all right? Like I Because that's kind of things you talk about typically stuff the kids ah, shy away from with adults. So you want to kind of be one of their friends, You know?

Absolutely. It's it's imperative that they see me as appear now. Imperative, Imperative, Like the fruit.

And you hear it come around the desk, you sit up on the front of

it. I'm like a waiter at Chili's kind of gets down and, like I'm down, I level and I've got pins all over my jacket

right makins desk with them to really

right on their lap. It's crazy because a lot of

time that's the attitude of like an English teacher or so are a philosophy teacher trying. But you sort of have like a dead poet society thing going on, but with sex Ed.

Yes, I like them to feel like they can get real with me cause I'm getting real with them

and you That's you,

right? That wears raunchy stuff in class. Sometimes

I thank you for using the word I use. I do, Yeah, I believe that if we're getting around, you were looking raunchy, some and so, yeah, it's

It's a big sort of

like T and A and like, what's why we being were a lot of

parents do. Say

what? When

you say it's it's a big sort of tea and a

I mean, I have big Tina.

You do say when we get you, you openly say your classes rise and armpits.

Yes, yes, and do not body. Shame me right now

I think has more of a thigh or an armpit man who? Well, the eternal question. Yes,

um, as a key, I think thigh is like more childish and armpits a little more adult. It's like, yeah, if you like

what you

learn, what the body can dio you like the armpit

take either. I love you guys being so

open together and being not, there's no need to be weird or squeamish their bodies. They all got, um

it's true. And your your stuff about their bodies we've all got It was pretty specific about you being objectified.

Yes, I have a body. And please look at it. And I mean, really get

is you leave tossed out the sort of charts and sort of pull down maps of the human. And

we're learning off me, baby. Yeah, And if that means, yeah, if I need to be nude in class, Fine. It's fine. Whoa! Mess, ding.

I mean, what am I gonna

do? Show them some one dimensional drawing. Such a professional. I Honestly, I It's how

I learned. And you kind of have

Ah, translucent skin on your stomach so you can see the fallopian tubes That better, Is that?

Yes, I I have a condition on and it happened to just lend itself very well to what I wanted to Teoh.

You look a lot like the bodies exhibit.

Yes, and they want me bad alive. Oh, God. Of course. Wow. Imagine I would be a huge boon for them to be able to speak to it.

If only they had dig

Well, they're going to get her. That's

cool. That's what I like is you've got a passion for teaching Children. You've had big offers to get a different freak exhibits. But

staying here at the

school and you're letting the kids learn about your body, which I can relate to talked about

these bodies. Is it you up ugly? Is that you ugly Have hit

me? A family exhibit is harsh. Yes,

well, it's sorry in this science ugliness is a fact of life, and

the sooner that we see it as such, the sooner we can get over it as a scarlet

letter. Some people are ugly.

Scarlett you,

I am. I am proud. I'm proud. I'm proud to have a weird, freaky ugly body and I want my students to learn from it. And I

on cold bare. The other night I saw Giuliani was on promoting the ugly exhibit.

Oh God, yeah, What a huge

Mitch McConnell there to have

a threesome. Shit Image. McConnell Crossover between the politics exhibit.

Yeah, there's something about wanting low taxes that just makes you It's incredible. It's kind of

weird how all these really broad exhibits are popping up, though there they're stinky. Yes, dinky exhibit, which is just like things that are stinky in a big warehouse. It's like, right. I think we need to, like, sort of get specific about what we're devoting a whole museum to.

Well, it's pretty clear

once you go in, I could see the illusion when you're reading in the paper,

once you go

and it's pretty clear static.

The Museum of Modern Art. Modern art, that's a big net. But then you go in and you have curated different styles. And I love in the stinky you got. You know, the more off guard stinks. Uh,

of course, for this one ship,

I don't get a lot of

these shoots. Didn't get possible. The floorboards possible floor. Finally, someone, someone admits that he's understanding make it home. But it was a gorgeous You got stink.

You got old, decaying chicken. No, I mean,

no chicken in the trash. Chicken in the chicken. Tragic that exit. I

I only got dog poop. Well, the only way. Okay. Okay. I'm a fool. Embarrass.

Okay. You're not a full, you know, you're just not cultured.

I don't care.

Walk through it with me and I'll explain it to you. It's a great time for me. I'll explain the whole museum. Teoh

did that. It was not fun. I

had a great time. I have a lot

of exhibits in the state.

Yeah, you're a major underwriter. You have. You sort of. Your name is under the state. Brought to you why?

I'm at the back

of the what's in the fridge exhibit. You go through and you look, you look kind out to smell the cheese and be like this. Seems OK. This in Turkey is past its due date. Just you. And you just see me.

Oh, yeah. Didn't you hear? Do you? I don't

know if you got the headphones that you can walk around with Also got the silent but deadly sleep apnea machine and allowed each of the food

That's so much

better than a dosage, You know, I don't

know. Some tour strap a machine

to my face and pump. It was still where they had that notion. Absolutely does do, is there?

Yeah, Yeah,

the dose you say Doshi.

Doshi. Okay, because what I would have

said is you got dough sent right in front of you There, Which is a little baby deer shit. Are female deer with the dough idea after some day media brand of mysterio that wrestles way had you on today because so many kids are getting their sex education from Internet movies, euphoria, commercials, a lot from

print ads

on and you're trying to kind of get the word of

somebody fucked me the other night and call me Flo the progressive one. Where

you getting information? How old? A. A lot of these kids.

And they said they learned from sex through commercials on their 19.5.

But it's also true that in 15 minutes they say 15%. Yeah, sweet a deal, right? Yes. And

I'll fucking lizard. I

wouldn't put it past him. He's a class act.

But Amanda, you're you're trying to kind of put out there and a lot of with the TIA and the way you dress in the attitudes of what you need is a personal connection. That's what these kids are losing with media. That's what your class gives, right? Exactly. Um, and this is you know, the big rollout this year was the learn to kiss part of class.

Yes, and on my lips are chapped. It was a lot. And also they learned I mean, I don't know if you've seen the I don't Have you seen them around campus? But these kids can kiss. Did anybody bother to look at how they were kissing at the beginning of the year?

The Now, these did it before anybody sends us angry letters. Say, saying like you shouldn't be having underage kids kiss these air all seniors. This is a senior level sex education

on and to make areas using the teacher to learn. I'm so it's good.

They're 18 years

old and I'm in my late thirties and I'm choosing

Lie right terminates with Meteo were

all old in here. You don't have a Alright, Fine. Uh, 44.

Yeah, I shaved for you. Right? Way busted. You got my ass. No, I know it's a

lot harder for a woman to be old than a man, uh,

saying that I'm speaking from because we're in tune with society and how they miss joy. I

truly agree. Yeah, I know. It's hard to be an old hat.

Yes, We're going to set it better myself. I have said it the same, but I couldn't have said it

to me. Screamed across. Thank your hat

It must be hard. Uh, so you talking your classes a lot about the female perspective, which, you know, a lot of male high school students, I think need we didn't get it in my home school. And I know that it's good for you to do that for these students.

Yes. And And ideo, I really like Teoh. Excuse me. Give them my perspective, which is largely telling them sort of just how attracted I

want to put down the black and mild. So you're not

really sorry when you have 44?

I mean, it is sultry. Think

because you did a seminar on and I didn't

know this, but women actually like to come

explain to us the theory behind thank you for Thank you. Yeah, it was, and it was called that way. Thing was so Cano with, like, to come question Mark, they blew me off my chair. I was like, I not my experience. My experience. Women hate sex. So this is an interesting 12 here. I want to be the

mind. No, I know. I know this

is a

lot to unpack, and frankly, if we had I mean, this could be ours, but okay,

so there is sort of

a thing that women also have have want sexual pleasure. Um, thing This

is a thing that men have to help with their Do they just do it all by theirselves?

Well, they mostly do it all by themselves, just generally, but they it is ideal toe. Have the man actually helping facilitate. It's how the anatomy that anatomy is designed. It's designed so that women are sexually stimulated by the male anatomy.

Well, maybe you could help me with this. I am having so much trouble finding the mysterious vagina

thing I was gonna say. This is really great. This isn't This is the thing

we do in my class. Why don't you start? Take me through

what we just do? A hotter, colder. Okay, let's pretend

my body's a woman's body and I'll just point. Okay, so where I think it might be, OK, Top finger on top of head just so eyes this right on the mark. No. Okay.

Hot coals by Cole Cole. So pick any direction.

Um, okay, so let me just move a little, though.

just doing? You keep your finger. Where does on top your head. I'm just gonna drag it down here to the tip of the nose

What am I

and in the nostril and

call over the role. No.

Colder, Colder outer,

I guess. I guess hot

vaginas near the nose home.

Well, it's closer than the top

of the head. Okay,

Um I don't know. I feel like an idiot. I'm stuffed. I'm stumped, and it's Ah, it's Ah. You know, here's the issue. Okay, s so I'm in the bedroom with the

lady. Okay, Monica, I heard you talking about Monica is also his living room in his kitchen

bedroom. So I'm in the bedroom with the lady in the fleet, which, you know, uh, I've probably would probably just had dinner. And I've used the restroom. Uh oh, yeah, because I'm making a re fried being pie for dinner. You know, nothing but the best for my dates.

You and Monica just finished re fried bean

pie. I have you just

said history for being by She is a selection

starting. Women, I think

don't like to eat on dates because they want to be petite or something like that. Are you are feel no problem. So I I've got in for seconds. Thirds and fourths. Uh, Malan Bean pie. I'll be in pie. Um,

so the okay, meals over. I'm like,

OK, this is this, like a bean pies Take a savory thing emptying savory. Or is it? Well, what do you think when you go to

somewhere that serves pies that aren't pizza? What are they?

That's a big there. Sugary. Okay, so that fucking answers your question much I ever had. You be observing

someone of being pie on. It's not sweet

God, Todd's eyes. Just time to get a smoke around. Records, eyes. Oh, my God. That was

something. That was a crazy question time.

Well, I think it was stupid. Oh, maybe I should say it is a Dutch crunch being part. So maybe that was

after the inside. Nice and crunchy

if I picked it properly. Not on most a. It s okay, but to get to the

point of the U. S.

So I've had first seconds and thirds of the being pie. She's not drinking any of her water. Uh, she's suspicious. Well, I've noticed a lot of women want it from the fridge or the sink, but if you're getting it from the top tank of the restroom. Take you from the toilet bull.

That's like your Britta filter. So you had your shoulder over. You got top tank water for her throat it through the soda scream studies game. Yeah, that was one of my short list.

Other things out of Scream. It doesn't do anything.

Sam covered screams into your water until it's probably straw through a straw.

That's how I dealt with my emphysema.

So Sam's in the corner screaming up our water. And so I go, Well, it sounds like it's time I put on some Scott on

on Go nowhere because you're already in the bedroom goes.

I go towards the bed slash counter

way better on the ground, not making up on the counter.

Narrow those I

sleep high, I sleep high

sleeping bag.

So then I've lit up the Jesus candles for a little romance, and I take out my shirt and she's gone. So

she's been there the whole time for share. Up until this moment. Ah,

lot of it is me. You know, I'm dancing around.

I'm really paying attention to her, so you don't know if

she's basically they don't want to make her uncomfortable. So I'm not paying attention to her. So right. What? Um, let's walk through this date. And maybe you could kind of punch it up a little bit and make it what maybe women would enjoy more. Okay, Obviously, I'm not getting them. OK, so first things first being pie that stays change. There

were not banking on being okay.

Um OK, so it's kind of you You're looking for notes on the date. Yeah. Okay,

if you don't mind. I know you

don't speak for all women.

I could, um e I think in this case, I'm hearing a lot of, um, dystopia. Sort of. Just generally, I hear, um, just top to bottom. It feels like it's a night for yu. Really more so, um wow.

Yeah. When you got a toilet. I know. I hear that's expensive. Okay?

Because I don't have running water, so I filled the talk tank.

Okay. And you feel that with the finest? Yeah. Okay, range Mark with,

um okay. Yeah,

I don't I don't Yeah, I don't want to dig too deep on it, but I think I'm not hearing a lot of I'm not

hearing a

lot of Monica on this date. I guess what I'm saying. From

what I've heard from Todd, you don't want to hear much, Monica. Yeah, her voice is annoying.

Just delivered for me. So it's just my perspective. She might have a different story

in your own voice.

Yes, you might have a different story.

I bet she has a different story on. All right,

I Yeah, I would

gather. I would guess that if I asked Monica we'd hear a very different night is my thought was I mean, just judging by the fact that she

sounds like she ran screaming from your house. That was the end of that

cut. This segment could I think you and I are at odds, and you're wrong

on this one. Clearly, you're attracted to time. It's clear. No, this is what happens

a lot in class, Okay? Just because I'm engaging about women's bodies and our needs and our desires, and I'm teaching you had a kiss, and I'm making out with you. You're talking, and I'm letting you touch my body and fondle my breasts.

You don't think the kids could miss interpret that in any way now because You've never said this is a class.

No. And I do not present myself as a teacher. I say, like, Hey,

where did you learn that? Because that is such an advanced style of teaching where it's immersive.

I agree. Yeah. No, I I learned that in the C I A. Yes. I have seen the Central Intelligence Agency whole other life. Um, yeah, as a spy. And I can't really talk on

that is really sexy. I think I saw

you in a bottle bod

bill. You opened up. You opened up a sunglasses store and about about open ever

sunglass hat in the bottom bind.

Man, it's a great story. Was that's aggressive

training. Yeah, I got your franchise franchise over in about About why I was just saying because, um, you know that photo of Osama bin Laden years watching TV and he's got all the porn around him. I'm right on the right. They cut me out of the photo. Know how did that feel? Awful awful to not get tagged. It's like you're on instagram like

photo crab. Wow. Is there when Seal Team six busted and or I was in the toilet, owner Lyly you could have gotten Really? Clip. You're mad. You're mad. I came out. Som is gone. Mama on a sample clothe the front You took me and you

call him Somebody calls you il

Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, that place was cleared. Anyway, I think I so the

way, John, you look like places Clear Didn't ask any questions. You have. Hey, Mark, for my

you guys had being pie before that, maybe.

Yeah, yeah, we didn't be buy. Ah, sweet pie, man that I know

you can't talk about it, but you're on our podcast. And you just mentioned you were in the CIA. I do have it. And you say you learned some of your teaching techniques for that? Were you a teacher? Did you or did you serve in the field?

I mean, yeah, I was in the field.

Wow. So, about about obviously

you have to go to about

it. But I got to go to about about you. Are you saying like to like as that's a suggestion to tourists? So you're saying in the CIA

Well, I mean

both ways. Way gotta go about about okay.

On Goto, I I actually always recommend that one sunglasses Hut anybody?

I don't know if you still own it, but I'm constantly pushing it on.

People Wait. You opened a sunglass hut, right? Yes. No pushing sunglasses is Oh, you're

the hut that has the sun glasses.

Yeah, I don't have any frames. It's all sunglass. It's sunglass.

Let your lens only lends only. Yeah, I feel like a fool. Simple CIA operative. Sex teach.

Just exactly. It's sex teacher. Yeah, you're

gonna get things

jumbled. Honestly. And I know my career has not been super linear on. It doesn't make sense to everybody, but it makes sense to me.

And it's important to follow your passions. Yes. You know, exactly if it's, uh, serving and protecting this great country living or working with kids to teach them about sex.

Exactly. Exactly. And to be able to have balanced both of my passions in my life and my passion, um, is has been incredible. I feel like one of the luckiest people like

and

now tell us about

your work study program where you work with kids outside of school in 61

in my apartment. Yeah. Yeah,

Sounds pretty. That is one of the most impacted classes at our high school so long as mostly boys were trying to get in here as much as possible. No, I think, is drying so much excitement.

Well, I just think there's a natural

curiosity. I think I'm that kind of teacher who it creates a lot of excitement.

So you fuck seniors your house is that

what happens there is just like it's more of like

I did. You just put it in

those terms. I think it's more that I think it's a work study program or I should I I take what we've learned in the classroom and we put it into real action, and then I grade them.

Is it

you great? Um, wow. As a team that might be one or in adult, really, a post sex grand might be a brutal.

When do you get

your grade on a curve? And I'm not talking about

because if you did great on a curve, I think we all know Todd gets in a

E. Got an A plus curveball. That's what it looks like both in a and A plan. You know that song Hot Cross is named after your peanut No hot

cross Dick is mine.

He's a much less beautiful song,

much less beautiful, much more discussed there.

I get it. I understand. It's not. It's not traditional to you. How you guys learned sex, ed

times air changing. Yeah, When I was a

kid, it was abstinence only education. They told you you

sex, right? And did that work?

don't have

Well, it worked with

getting asbestos. Only his best in this best dissolved.

And that was for protection. You would use a special.

Yeah, that's right. Make love through asbestos. That's right. We all got very sick.

Do you find the parent teacher conferences? Their parents coming, thankful or angry or confused? Do they do

parent teacher conferences for sex? Horny?

Uh, well, I mean, yeah, we do. We do have parent teacher conferences on DVI. Generally, I wouldn't say they go. Great. I would say I'm Yeah,

there's words

getting thrown around like

predator. You a predator?

Well, I mean, that's their language,

because your dreadlocks Yeah, that's right. Very talk to get the dreads

can go

invisible. Whoa! Oh,

my God. Sorry Was had a big heart attack. Wow. Sorry. That was a big rto predator just disappeared and reappeared. I almost had a big age. So sorry. Okay,

I'm sorry. Are you currently

enrolling adult teachers

way? Take. You don't want to take my cloud, Just pop in and, you

know, pick. It's been so long for me. You want a horrible, sexualized situation. I just kind of watch from afar and sort of pick up whatever. There's

no very formal, right?

Yes, yes. Black guy tales.

Yeah, of course. If you guys wanted to

take my class, Of course. Any time.

a part of your class where kids are riding your coattails. Now, I know that's just afraid sometimes. But you've created a program with Roger Coat. Yeah. Yeah, I know.

And there is

Kids ride your coattails just around

that you do?

class? Yeah, that's right. That's what I

see the world like a shadowing Take a job shadowing

and it's kind of the show, you know? Especially the male students. Yes. How much happens in society that these men are riding these women.

Thank you. Yes. It's exactly to show the women are paid 73 cents on the dollar. Um, and yeah, and I think it illustrates. It's perfectly, perfectly clear they're watching you right around on all fours in the classroom, in a jacket. And

how many times have we seen it? I mean, in big business, all these CEOs air riding around their offices on women's coach? It's tested. Distrust discussed. It's

one of the worst things I ever saw with big beef is they're all doing that? Yeah. Well, Amanda, you know, we've got so many listeners out there who can't take your class. They can watch your class on. Is it you? Which twitch?

Yes, it's switch slash. Yes. Twitch. Last you born back slash sex education. Right? Uh, forward slash no education.

message out. I think I'm getting I'm thinking changing hearts and minds.

I think I'm getting my

Is there something you kind of like to leave our audience with? You know that they've gotten a pretty clear description of your body. Um,

is there something that maybe people think

they know about sex education and you would like to bring them into the now and really teach them?

Yeah, I say, even though I would like to direct people to my website like I just did on and where to find me, I'd say just porno website and, uh, website. Um uh, I would just remind people to kind of don't learn from the Internet. Learn. Don't ever really on anything. Really. Just comes straight drive drive here from my Hamilton Hamilton remanded Inc. As remanded Inc asked to sign up or audit my class. Do

you have adults are today? Yes, you do. Yes. Okay. Yes. It's a

long list. I

guess that's what I would

leave. People

don't trust the internet when it comes to sex. Unless it's your website.

Yeah. Visit my website, please.

And you run browsers. Price L Beziers.

You run breast ears, brah.

Zero if you're

business partners. Told you everything. Uh, there is a section, a small section where they do sell brassieres, but

present pretty hard core porno modestly.

If you don't know what browsers is, you're a good person. Way

should also off my talk a little bit about your partnership with bang bras because I think they're doing more than what you think. Also

this episode sponsored by bang bras and brassieres.

Well, Amanda Dink. Thanks for being with us. Everybody heard this. Come take Amanda's class. Adult kids, Whatever. Yeah, See through risky. You're

doing a a seminar this weekend with Johnny Sins?

Yes. Okay. All right. You

got a tip talk coming up a swell Timex Tampa. Yeah. Stampa, Catch Amanda dinks Talk live streaming from Tampa. Yeah,

And you're doing

that really sensitive storytelling show, right? The fuck. Thank you. Yes, please.

guys for plugging on myself. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it.

Thank you. Make you

Thank you. Anything you want, A plug?

Um, no. I could see we got my say my but I find

you are opening for Mike Birbiglia. Abia

eyes. All right. What they say again?

Amanda, Thanks everyone for leaving this show until now.