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s09e07

Bottles of James with Mitra Jouhari

Originally aired: October 30, 2019

The Teachers discuss Todd's "original"poems, throwing a Halloween rager at Howard's place and revisit Bill's hair. Then, Mitra Jouhari stops by to talk about her new podcast Urgent Care and gives the teachers some very honest advice.

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Is this all Hallow's Eve? Or is that

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I think Halloween. The day is all Hallows Eve

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today is not the evil. The

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Halloween remember First is all Hallows

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is All Hallows Day, I

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think. Well, that's fallow.

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We've So Halloween is the day All Hallows Eve must be night before I

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think it's Ah either. I think it's an either or situation, though, where we're like because Because Christmas Eve is the day before. You see this is a tough pair before. Well, I wish we could get a Valentine's Dave so I could remember.

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Oh yeah, you've been in that you been in the dog house a few times, forgetting Valentine's.

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I mean, I am the king of running, stopping by

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a CVS on February 14th and given what's rummaged through. I usually find a couple of loose flower had a women's what's Time February 14th but reporting about 6 p.m.

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Six. Yeah, when I'm getting off the O.

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J o b,

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I've got ah, graduation teddy bear and a Valentine's Teddy bear that I just switch back and forth,

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used you steal it back, you steal it back. Well, you haven't given anybody a Valentine's gift in a long time.

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Oh, well, not solicited or not Consensual people. Valentine's gift.

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Have you had a Valentine's Day gift returned or not accepted?

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Well, I always give proceed a Valentine's Day gift that s so that they can return it. Not in front of me. But, you know, once a year I'll have a Valentine returned from, Ah, Bo or every every time, once a year. It doesn't three on Valentine's Day, but once a year and then obviously my whole class. You know what? There's

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somebody gives you back a gift once a year. Yeah, Valentine's right, right? Used you. Specify balance.

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Well, because a lot of people you know are aware of how, uh,

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disgusting you are. Well, I saw you

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last year on your Valentine's Day date, but I could only ever see one person at the table.

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I see a man sitting at

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the table. The woman was in the bathroom, and then the woman would come back sort of fixing her wig. And the man

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was, and I know we do this a lot, but this was a Mrs Doubtfire situation.

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No, no, I mean, I guess last year I did go on a date with my my daughter's new nanny. Um, on I don't know what a couple

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of the details. Todd, just change a couple of the details. You don't video Doubtfire,

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but Mr sure ice her name? Sure. Our name was Mr Sure. Ice,

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Mr. Scher. I sow doubt her Doubtfire. Sure. Ice.

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Oh, yeah, those air kind of opposites. Because I know you've always got synonym dot com up

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on your computer so we know what's happened.

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That's for my plays in my poetry.

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Well, that's what that's because you plagiarized them dot com. You don't use it. The saurus you get. You know,

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I don't know if you've read my new play the We haven't my new poem. I've got my new poem, The

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You Dig Poems Now voices off

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Shakespeare had a lot of poems. We've got some of your poetry. Oh, yeah. I mean, I would love to show you my poetry book. All

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right, so this is going

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to require us to know one poem, others you're

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going to change

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the person that is getting a phone call from the ringer.

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Ok, good. So that is, uh, the man. It's on a ridge that, like Walt Whitman. What? What is the type Padre is trying to say? We don't actually know which one he's riffing off is what we're learning. We'll see on and you won't tell us the source material on that.

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No. Why would I tell you? It's my own brain. I mean, there's way. Try my familiar with you. Familiar with why the pigeon in prison has makes mouth noises? I

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know why the caged bird sings. Okay, I see. I saw one. You had written down a pigeon in prison,

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barely a seven them. But that's pretty good that I saw

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when I saw you working on one. And the title of it was Ah, the ST least walked on.

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Yeah. Yeah, well, you know, because we all take different streets.

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The road less traveled, tied its street, least walked on waste. Adam taught. I think you need this. I think you need to reassess your sort of commitment to art.

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the dog of floor Boulevard? Your movie? The dog of floor Boulevard?

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What about

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Your move? A dog of a floor boulevard. My movie.

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I did a couple. Antony. Yeah, you did a couple antonym.

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That's right. Well,

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well, I don't know this, but the dark cover

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has Internet, and they don't make him clear enough.

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So? So a lot of people don't know this, but the word plagiarized was invented about you.

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Well, yeah, that was about me originally, because it was about my plays. I'm geriatric and they hurt your eyes. So plays,

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right. Why, Jerry actor Kirk tries. Yeah, that makes sense. And that's what copying it

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s. So that was really when her old man right to play that hurts arise because it is such a rip off that is based on me. That's based on my original play. Of course. Let's see. What was that? That was Italie. Oh, on And Ruby Liet.

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So Romeo and Julia? Yes. Oh, I see what you did, Rome. You know, I say Juliet. Jewell. Ruby,

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I got to say

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it might be easier to just write original poems harder.

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Okay, uh, tell that to my $500 subscription to sit in them, but calm.

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And then at one point, he said at three. Brute A like, at that point, you were just like you just got That was

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more of a sequel. You know, we've seen that too. But what about a three?

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Where? What I haven't seen. I did see ET That's the original DDT brewed tea brewed. Gets fucking staff into that. Well,

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Todd, these poems, I mean, they do sound unoriginal and pretty bad, but at least you're being creative again. That's really

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cool. You were in a slump there.

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You were saying? Yeah. Yeah, it was a force U s. Oh, yeah,

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but I was gonna say, Should we actually start the episode before we get into what happened with your play? Kick it, You beat you give up. Why get lend the music right? And as we know Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another every side of the teacher's lounge. The first personally podcast pertaining to issues relevant to the Hamilton High School community. I, of course, empowered the Fonz Levis

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Howard, the funds. Now why are you going by the funds? Is because

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I'm not going by the funds guys, people have just started. It's it's a new nickname. I know. I've had a new nickname every week and this one sticking What? You've definitely

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combed most of your hair out with

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that with that comb. You Wow. I've been anxiety can. Here's the thing. The only comb I had for a while was a fleet home. So it's really, really thin. Bristles and my hair combs bull. Well, I Okay, let's not call it what it really is. Okay, Flee bald E.

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I mean, he's both who's the guy. Doesn't need a comb.

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Yeah, but he has a very thin, very, very thin space between the bristles and my hair follicles obviously are pretty fixed. So it was ripping them out as I was combing my hair because I thought I had to You have to

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waken me up a lot in the morning, combing your hair and just screaming in the back.

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It hurts, man.

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Eso you guys are

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We've been sort of bunking. I've been, uh I've been sort of between places.

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Uh, yeah, yeah. What happened to your other place?

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Infestation, infestation? Rats, Vermin station. I forget to take out the trash, you know, every for months on end sometimes. And the vermin will. When the trash is away, the vermin will play. When

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berman, vermin is such a you're he said what I would assume. All the vermin are bugs. Rats. What other vermin could possibly exist.

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you say

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Possums. Wildcats, Wildcats. Averman, Bobcat. Small cows. Small cows. Yeah. Have Shetland ponies. Okay, I have a Shetland pony investigation right now. There's just destroying my

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pillow. Does that start? No. What do water Shetland ponies attracted to?

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Well, just all the other track. I mean, once once bugs come in, then sort of wildlife gets the

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message. So it's the food chain.

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It's the food

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chain feeding fish, right? Breathing trout, oxygen breathing, fish, walking fish, walking fish. That's right. You are in the middle of the dawn of man in there, right?

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Because the dar I actually coming to my house to study? I

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thought I saw. I think that is a guy with the big beat white beard that certain star

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with. Sure start it might B. M. Yeah. I was over

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your house the other day. End

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up having a blast with the Missing link. We went out and got a couple of years. Yeah, he wanted a mixture between ah, wheat, just plain wheat. He

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wanted whatever is in between wheat and beer. He's also on it

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worked. He wanted the work. Yeah,

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he wanted, like, half cooked like unpermitted, But

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He's cool. He's hot. So you're partying with him?

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Yeah, Yeah. No,

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we got fucked up.

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Really? Yeah.

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Oh, that's awesome. The missing link now, is

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he scary? Not too May e. I guess some people in the

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restaurant we like

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What is the restaurant cleared out? Yeah, like I'm losing my biblical faith. Oh, I should watch Israel head expose. That was you at

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the old Garden Awakening? Yes. Oh, my God. Wait.

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Getting a lot of atheists in the town now

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because I've been running around with missing

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link. It's really, like a lot lost a lot of the

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faith. Church attendance is down. A couple of churches have already been, ah, been shut down and then reopened as Halloween stores. Yes, that's right. There's three different Halloween stores that popped up in church, which is Halloween.

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That's great, kids. Now you could go to the Halloween stores to get your costume, stay out of my house, stay out of my closet. I don't know what it is about my house and the stuff I aware that makes you think it's scary.

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You one of the most popular mass

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this year around town was your face.

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That's right, So

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kids came in and sort of like a

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plaster repair restaurant in

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Paris. Your face one night with some SNL, uh, staff

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members. That's right. But they got non union people. So they're getting that. I'm not getting any, like tubes in my nose to breathe out of. I'm not getting food or pee Break

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right. You're part of your brain. Died when

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they made that. Still got some brain in there. You wouldn't be functional,

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but it's dead.

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It's dead. It's

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like you can

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still have a tooth but need a root canal. That's a dead tooth. And it's still occupying the space you

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are hearing from the ghost of my brain right now.

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Yes. And I gotta say, it's the same. It's almost the exact same. I feel like you're here with us.

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Thank you. A lot of kids. They're saying that the your classes are haven't changed it all either. So

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yeah, I guess I'm just that good. So

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how did you meet the missing? We go way were telling me that

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we were on. Uh I went to chilling in the mess kind of chilled in the trash. And after in the beginning, I was like I really got to take this out. I really gotta take this out. And, you know, I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I'm gonna do it tomorrow. And it kept being tomorrow, and I'd say tomorrow again, Right? And

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then you're like, Well, it's kind of

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developing a certain different flavor

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in here, you know what I mean? Have you called 1 800? Got junk, That number. They bring a big dumpster and they just take everything and you call 1 800 Want Joe? Yeah. What I

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want junk is what I call now what has got You took it away

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and come and clean up for you. But you gotta service. They

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bring more try told a want junk once it started to get full. I was like,

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Hey, this feels this feels like hanging out,

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and then they cut your lights. And now you got some bioluminescent animals in there, right? They had a They had bigger fish underwater. Yeah. Little ships going through your trash.

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Fucking I'm that guy who wrote Titanic.

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Yeah, which was in your living room, but around pointing at our ass. Yeah, we're shooting the next avatar in my living room just because of you know, a lot of the nature that's popping up in there is like nothing that's seen anywhere else on. Oh, so he's basing the new avatar sort of world. Yeah, it's Contra avatar.

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James Cameron?

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Trash ocean, Right? And he pulled your pants down to sell your little tail,

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right? That's absolutely right. And then you're not gonna believe this. Our hair touched each other, and me and James Cameron bonded. Hey was riding on my

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back, and I understood everything he wanted. Well, shit, Sam, I

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was think this was actually it could set,

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right? Sorry. Sometimes used, I

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still owe those will care about Cameron. So he's on set. But I'm

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still so tied to him from

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my hair's bonds, saying you did say that you staying with me was gonna be temporary, but it's sounding like you're sort of giving over more and more of your life and property to you people.

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Well, yeah, the film crew is pretty much moved in there. I mean, shooting a new avatar movie is a full time job. So Guy place is pretty much a set for

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Sanders, the always hearty at your new house. Still going down this week. Tonight.

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Oh, yeah, right s. So there's

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not space for people in my house.

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Um, well, I don't know. The invite said, you know, come filthy. I don't know that me, I'm healthy. Do

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you have the house urge? Is

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it a haunted house, Will

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you? My

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Well, it seems

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to be a haunted house.

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It seems to be. Well, you've changed it quite a bit. And I'll be honest. I'm tired of sleeping on my couch. I would love it if I were a rager tonight at

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your place. Every guys. Ah, young, every young adult. Everyone down. Uh, who? Every single adult.

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We don't like this. You'll love this. A lot of the cool adults will be there. And how you've been impressing someone means well, there maybe could show the adults they got that quote unquote couch loveseat.

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I wish I'd frickin known that you guys were gonna have an adult party at my house cause I'm hanging out with some kids tonight. Ah, there's like like Marco is throwing a party at his parents place. Yeah.

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You ever do that with

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Yeah, my nose last night, Teoh? No, there's just Mark. You Marco Polo?

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Yeah. Marco Polo. He's the one that discovered the gym.

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Yeah, that's right. That's right. Way added here for

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That old underwear, he definitely kicked all the

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a while.

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people out of there and claim to this is It's right. I mean, our Jim is like, a little bit. I mean, the other day, Mother Monday was Jim Day. Was it was Marco Polo Jim Day. Yeah, and it needs to be called Indigenous Jim, you

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fucked up thing. This is great on a to sell now.

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Right now, it all makes sense to me. I think Marco's parents are going to be at the party at my freakin house. And I'm gonna be a Marcos house for these kids, not

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Sounds like they may be invited you to chaperone or by the alcohol. I know. Like what? Postmates bringing alcohol now, But you need to show them your idea.

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Yeah, I'm doing that.

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Okay. Uh, what are they drinking?

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Uh, the bottles and James the lentils and James bottles of James. I don't know, bottle bottles of James. They told me the code at the grocery store and get get him a 40 pack of bottles of James.

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Have you done that yet? What happened?

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I went to the store this morning. And that's

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like Mrs Butters worth type alcohol?

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I don't know. The guy laughed in my Mrs

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Butterworth type ago. Yeah, like, isn't that the body look like a man named James?

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Look like a man named James,

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I must say, I

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looked up on from a man named James and their bottles ill. Excuse me. Where's the bottles? I'll

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I'll have to go back to the ABC store. Where? In Hawaii. They said I could only find it in Hawaii. So I got 1/2 a plane. Why

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you were going to Hawaii to find our coffee.

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I get bottles of James in Honolulu for this kid.

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Couldn't find bottles of James locally, so you figured you'd fly to Hawaii. Goto

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kids said they haven't and

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wife like Marco said. He went on vacation and he got bottles of James in Hawaii and he told me to head back out. There have been some or

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much like, the funds you tried to surf over a shark in Hawaii, and the kids kind of stopped talking to you

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was that

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you tried to serve over a shark in Hawaii and the kids stopped talking to you.

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Yeah, you jump the shark.

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That's when they started calling me the Fonds after the fact. Yeah,

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so they're calling you the funds from the The thing that may famously is reference for the worst part of Happy Days.

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Do you think that's the worst part of happy to its reference

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for when a TV show dies? And I'm happy? That is

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based on a thing. The

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Fonz Day Literally jump of the chest Episode Happy days. I didn't know that was in and he jumps over a big shark. It's

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the best episode people think that that that phrase is negative. What are your other

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favorite episodes of TV shows my favorite ever showed? I said Shepherd. Sh age Woody, I love I love the last two episodes of Lost I Love. Um, let's see what it is like the thinking of how I met your mother. Love the ending of how I met your mother. I thought it, but I thought it button. This season, the Siri's up perfectly.

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Third season of Battlestar Galactica. The

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third season Battlestar Best one first two. Terrible.

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Yeah, you're a big fan of everything around 2008 Writersstrike, right?

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Oh, I thought it was so much such a more

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digestible thing when shows only had, like, 89 episodes. And they ended abruptly like they just, like, tacked on ending onto. That's the

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stuff I was writing because, you know, I was on Hollywood scabbing around that you like my work, Which again? I'm an artist. Poet a TV.

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I'll be honest with you, if that's true. Yeah, right. I scab

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by Angelou. I remember she went on strike when she was the poet laureate. My scab and I went in there. Um,

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you take her, Roger and scabbing. I've seen you sort of been like, Oh, if they don't want are they too good for this job? I'll take

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Who do these

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union pricks think they are?

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Because you shifted around your C. I have never seen you with so much potential to see trusted you live that I'm awake for this. What you hate about unions there. They're classically I feel like pretty good, uh, organization.

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Oh, they're corrupt. They're taking the money out of big Walmarts mouth. You know, the teachers unions. Have you seen these selfish teachers trying to get living wages. It's enough that make you could make you spit in their face, which I dio, you know,

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I want teacher living wages.

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When Hamilton tried to unionize, I'm the one that blocked it. I was scabbing. I was teaching every class and all the teachers walked out.

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Yeah, you motherfucker, You were teaching my class for me?

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Yeah, and I showed that I could do it as good as anybody for half the money. I'm scabbing for uber lift thing. These guys are trying to get $30 an hour trying to get rights upset. Come on. Yeah, are honest days work an honest day's work?

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I don't know what you mean. An honest day's work. That doesn't really mean anything.

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We're all gonna be CEOs one day, you know, God. And when we're CEOs, we're not gonna want to pay these union losers. So you got to think like a CEO even before you are.

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What? That's how I always vote. Even though I

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have no money, my life is in shambles. I could use some government

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steering right on the

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right. On the age I vote, assuming that one day I will be rich.

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You vote like sexually

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satisfied Richmond with a full head of hair.

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But I couldn't be more the for the life like that. Except had a

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hair. Will you have you got to give up. On the whole, your hairs were. No one knows that

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you're not. You're not going to vote your way into having hair, Bill, you admit it on on. I mean, when I'm worst around, of course, open with you guys, but nobody in

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the world. Mississippi. Everybody, first of all, knows that several pieces they

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can win. It was This is many pieces to make one sort of

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your head keeper piece. Your head looks like it looks like a soccer ball.

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Like a bunch of hexagons of hair. No, you can't see the lexicon of all balled up top. Yes, chicken. You cannot. Bill. I'm told her than you. Every time now I'm wearing a piece, but I still have a comb over. You can't tell that. Let's let let's just leave

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it at this. We're not leaving this, but maybe there's a piece of evidence. Mia Hamm kicked your head,

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and then Brandi Chastain took out for sure that celebrated in the middle of Ah,

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name Megan. Rapinoe said she wasn't going to visit the White House after all. That happened

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a little water. They didn't want their one of their first. Yeah, they never wanted her. No, My Listen, my head does not look like a soccer ball. Nobody kicks it into goals. Relies. I'm fooling everybody with this piece. I

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saw a little 13 year old grab your head and do a front flip through.

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Yeah, and all his friends, like, Wow, cool. Throw in now. Yeah, You flew in the air. You flipped. Well, well, I've been one of the best soccer balls they've ever had. I don't want to brag. I don't

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want Teoh get too into this because I don't were close friends. And I don't know anything about your dating or relationships situation right now. Um, but, uh um what

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do you

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tell people when you go out on dates? Or what do they say when they see your hair or you married? Or what is your situation,

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Dio There you They do assume I married.

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Of course, seeing the had hair, they seem you're comfortable. Stay

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ball. You could be trying. So with that haircut or Well,

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I'm

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single, okay? And I have a daughter, and I have an ex wife. Okay? I'm single and I date Okay,

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So you're on. You're on the dating your about your in the world right now.

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I think we're all

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dating right now, right? We're all swing in Singler Singler bachelors, right? I'm open to find a spooky little love connection tonight at the haunted house.

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Well, I think there's all single people gonna be there. I really Yes. It's a mixer.

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Yeah, you

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also could you bring home a towel? The couch in your living room that you're sleeping on is the is the bloodbath. Tonight

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I need to bring home a towel. Yeah,

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And while you're at it, maybe some crackers in the juice, because I'm losing a lot of blood for the couch thing. Just like the war in Iraq are

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suing to my house. I

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do it for real. It's supposed to

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be joke stuff like you go to a store and you get crappy fake stuff. You don't do it for real. You pass it

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around. Everybody is kind of like a bomb.

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If if this isn't necessarily

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a sex party,

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but if it's if a sex party had

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a, um, mankind time he kind of goes off the top. It loses teeth. Yes, yes, yes, Yeah.

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Cargo hard core as faras the what this part is gonna be, um it's all, really, You know, it's all authentic for the fun. Yes, And I got a sock on

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my hand that I'm shoving into people's mouths like, uh, yeah, big batch of blue choose going up right before the

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Oh, yeah, Blue True is sponsoring the party. Um uh,

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necessarily a sex party. But we will have Blue Chu will have callous who have. Right, but

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But none of those companies

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have licensed us, right? So we've got gin air, and when I say gin air, I mean, we can't generic cause the generic companies didn't also wouldn't let us happen. Exactly what

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we are. Blue chewing on the Casper mattress tonight. Um, And Howard, we sent you an email. Didn't you get the email? Is what did you get the email in by

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Howard, Did you get a male? I just did get one before Teoh rate in there. What is this? Make sure that he's all the same. I

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don't read them. It's their

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open it. Nothing happens in the open

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it. Nothing happens if I open it.

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Oh, that z your ass.

0:24:48 Unknown Speaker #2

That's not an invite. That was just a freaking It's a video of a serene lake, and then a ghost lady flies out of it out of nowhere.

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That was Todd's. Check out my forward. My

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mind was a joke.

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It was a joke. Okay. Is this the real ones on?

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That's just be how we'd loser.

0:25:06 Unknown Speaker #2

Okay, that's that feels edited it that feels that way added. Yeah, I've seen that. That was just into the booth. That was a crackling fireplace. And then a ghost man paid two

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100 an hour to go to the booth.

0:25:19 Unknown Speaker #2

All right. I'm not opening this 3rd 1 It's gonna be a freaky joking.

0:25:23 Unknown Speaker #1

No, it's, uh you got to, baby.

0:25:26 Unknown Speaker #2

Should I do the first winner of the night? But not that. Here it is. Welcome back to Dr Field today.

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We're gonna be talking to Aaron Carter.

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By God. That was just a clip

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of Aaron Carter on Dr Phil and he screamed at the camp. Yes, that was Aaron Carter out of his damn mind

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show the hard. The scariest part was the reality of someone getting famous too young and losing their grasp of of sanity.

0:25:52 Unknown Speaker #2

I wasn't I wasn't judging him.

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Sounds like you, fonds. Excuse

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me. Sounds a lot like I'm not losing my grip. You can come to

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one of the coolest sort of sex parties at your own house tonight. But no. Instead, you're hanging out with high school. Kids will have doors.

0:26:09 Unknown Speaker #2

If I can get back from Hawaii and deliver the bottles of James and time, maybe I'll stop by. All right. Stop by late. Keep it going late now.

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What? For? You? Yeah.

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Is it hard alcohol or is it like a mixer? You don't

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know, But you do. What do you think?

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You're looking for? A bottle of James James.

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James, I think if James is is a drink, I think it's probably got some my kind of guy on the label. Maybe it's a dark bottle on

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something brown like

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a wishful thinking looking, maybe a rum or some

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ground with maybe a soda. You know,

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don't need alcohol. Maybe they're just getting a specific soda

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maybe these kids

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soda called Call it Love. James Soda. bottles. It's the plural in the soda name Or the alcohol?

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Yeah. Lot ALS of James.

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Let's take a break. I gotta pee Pee.

0:27:01 Unknown Speaker #4

Whoa! What a break! What a break! What a great deal!

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That was one of the

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best breaks we've

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ever. I wish the audience could have heard it. Sufficient. Sufficient! Break. Enough. Yeah. Efficient And sufficient. Yeah,

0:27:15 Unknown Speaker #4

well, we went from break Teoh Something that rhymes with break. We got our Yeah, Another guest in the studio. Uh, we're happy to have her here. She choked on something on water while I was talking, you could listen to her new podcast with Joel Kim Booster Urgent care. Mitre Djuhari. Thanks for being here.

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You. I was joking cause

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I liked the idea of something not rhyming not being able to find a word that rhymes with breaks

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and breaks A pretty easy word to find a rhyme for I could think of five. Yeah,

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you're basically

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take fake rake make

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Wow those he humiliated You talk well because you're you're one of the worst freestyles in the world When I say that is a man who can barely even say the word freestyle. Look, I've watched it. A lot of

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people do Call me the, uh I wish I could remember this guy's name now. The Hamilton. Yeah, a lot of people call me Lin Manuel Miranda when I go into a cipher.

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Does everybody laughed when they say

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that? Because you're old people thinking, Like, how old is Alexander Hamilton? It

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is because I keep shooting people. Uh, but Meacher Thanks for being here.

0:28:36 Unknown Speaker #4

So, uh, welcome to Hamilton High School. Are you familiar with the high school? You Have you been in the town of Hamilton before?

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Thank you.

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First time.

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First time thought. This is a great experience then. For you, it is. You get to see everything for the first time. Virgin eyes. Yes.

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We like to tell

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someone. Way always like this. Save somebody has virgin or a virgin. You know, if there's a

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room, you should definitely say virgin. Yeah, absolutely. Man one. Everybody's thinking about it. You just got to get it out there. Get out there

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young woman in the

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like my eyes. A virgin ized.

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We're old buddies working.

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Use a virgin. Pure innocent. In the 1st 3 minutes of meeting in a room, I'm comfortable.

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Well, we'd like to put you at ease and way.

0:29:19 Unknown Speaker #6

I would say Also bring up a gun. Alright. Right before that. Right. Good, too. Oh, yeah.

0:29:25 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, yeah. I'd let everyone know when they're working, rumored to have a

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car. You sue people. Yeah. I'm, uh you have a temper? No. Well, I just

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think the only person who's ever said that about Todd that you dressed in

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Well, because I'm innocent. Virgin pure.

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That is a virginal opinion toe have to trust May, uh, s urgent Care that's coming out on tomorrow, Network Tomorrow

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on tomorrow, Tomorrow. And every day you're listening is our podcast is premiering

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tomorrow. So no matter which day is a day before the permit will be the premier for that person that they've never heard your podcast before. Exactly. Uh and, um, it's you and Jo Kim booster. And you do advice?

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Yes. Largely calling, but also online submission. If you don't want us to hear your voice

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or no, in persons, though

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no one person yet,

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so we just think Ok, that's fine.

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Why? You want

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Teoh, right? You want to get right into advice, huh? You got a big piece right away Yeah,

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all right. I'll take that. No

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way might be able, Teoh, maybe not to put you on the spot right now, But by the end of episode, maybe we will ask you for some advice

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that you give me some time to figure out what I think you need.

0:30:49 Unknown Speaker #1

What makes you cause we're

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all qualified. We're all really sweet.

0:30:52 Unknown Speaker #5

Yes, and we all have very obvious deals. They don't run into each other, Their classic art type of, you know,

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deal. Yeah,

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we got to

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say, I can't wait. Now,

0:31:08 Unknown Speaker #4

being back at a high school, Do you like the do you get like a ah, nostalgic feeling being in a high school?

0:31:15 Unknown Speaker #6

Yeah, yeah, yeah, because it's so

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recent. Yeah, you're astrologist when

0:31:20 Unknown Speaker #6

you think about something that happened recently.

0:31:24 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, I'm sorry. I don't want I don't like to guess a woman's age, but you avoid 52. Uh,

0:31:31 Unknown Speaker #4

just turned while you look it. Um, but yes. Oh, look,

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just turn

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it don't sound it. Which is kind of my deal.

0:31:38 Unknown Speaker #4

That's if you could work on your voice. You will always be young to radio audience.

0:31:42 Unknown Speaker #1

This is my real voice. Oh, that's that's quite a skill. I'm sick can. Now, Can you only

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say this is my real voice in your real voice that you say I

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can also pretty much

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just that. But I can also go.

0:31:57 Unknown Speaker #1

That's okay. So you've worked on your new

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voice so much, you've almost forgotten your old place. Exactly. OK, there's

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a lot of there was a lot of age behind that high More than anything else. That was a good hope.

0:32:09 Unknown Speaker #2

I'm not gonna weigh in at all for the rest of the

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I know, it's quiet.

0:32:15 Unknown Speaker #4

Comfortable enough with what is inside of your mind and heart that just talking won't hurt anyone's feelings or make them uncomfortable.

0:32:23 Unknown Speaker #6

Yeah, and whatever I say after is my choice.

0:32:25 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, yes, it iss. But So, um, because I

0:32:31 Unknown Speaker #4

walked into high school and you know, the freewheeling joy of the students, you know, with the world gets you down after some time. So I do get nostalgic to see kids just not knowing what's ahead of them.

0:32:44 Unknown Speaker #6

By now, they're about to get hit by a truck and they don't even see the headlights. They're looking in the other direction.

0:32:50 Unknown Speaker #1

That's exactly how we feel about life. And Sam has done that, uh, hits the one with the truck. Yeah.

0:32:55 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. And been hit by a truck. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not safe on the road at all. That's his

0:33:00 Unknown Speaker #1

deal. Thinking data. That's the deal. That's radio clear. Specific. What would you say

0:33:11 Unknown Speaker #3

is your deal? You have this podcast that we use Give advice. What qualifies you to give advice?

0:33:16 Unknown Speaker #6

Nothing. But I think that is what makes it fun. Right. Okay. Because you could go somewhere where it makes sense to get good advice. But then if you're calling in yeah, you know, you are entertaining advice, right? You want you want to loud people screaming about themselves and then eventually remembering that there's a question that way

0:33:36 Unknown Speaker #4

Give advice the same way. Yeah, because I get my advice. Growing up on my sex advice was Adam Corolla based, um, and now still Adam Corolla based advice. So,

0:33:48 Unknown Speaker #2

you see, get you sick at his vice cell.

0:33:50 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, absolutely. I love what the eighth man's got dish. Uh, so I'm interested what other people's advice would be. Do you think most people will be calling in with, like, relationship advice?

0:34:01 Unknown Speaker #6

A lot of relationships that

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you've recorded Someone

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reported a few. Joel is very physically fit. Um, I hope I don't get crucified for saying that. Uh, and that's

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what that's what The Jesus down. Oh, yes. It was too hot for the Jews.

0:34:21 Unknown Speaker #1

That's less jealous.

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Ellis crucified Jesus and sexy body We all know. So make it up on the cross

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And that tan

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Oh, my God, They're jealous.

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They're gel us.

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It's sad,

0:34:35 Unknown Speaker #4

but you will get crucified for Central has a sexy body.

0:34:38 Unknown Speaker #6

Yeah, he has a sexy body. And he I would say the two of us get a lot of fitness questions. How spoiled little bit and say that I do personally handle all fitness questions on the podcast because, like, you know, you can look up a good workout, but I can tell you what I think. A good workout iss. OK,

0:34:58 Unknown Speaker #4

Do you have ah, a lot of experience with different types of workouts?

0:35:01 Unknown Speaker #1

No, no. I

0:35:04 Unknown Speaker #5

mean, I've been working out on I typically lift. Yes, Todd. Uh, e I don't know if you could tell, but I usually lift heavy and with the back eyes that straight legs very straight legs and then pull your breath. Yes. Hold your breath.

0:35:25 Unknown Speaker #4

Your last physical when you turn And Kaufer Hernia. You blew your doctors handoff right out. What is your, ah, workout routine?

0:35:37 Unknown Speaker #6

I will occasionally play soccer, and I will occasionally do a spin class. And then, um, the other 362 days of the year.

0:35:50 Unknown Speaker #4

So you get advice from someone who has heard of two workouts to start with an s on. Then you chill for the rest and kind of let your muscles regrow.

0:36:00 Unknown Speaker #6

Yeah, because I'm you know what I'm doing That stuff. I'm like, I'm at it all day, and then you're supposed to have a break, Period.

0:36:07 Unknown Speaker #2

You say recovery is the most important part of fitness. You have to let your body recover, because if you beat yourself down into the ground, you you won't want to do it again the next day you will be able to do it the next day.

0:36:17 Unknown Speaker #6

And I find myself often not able to do it the next day

0:36:20 Unknown Speaker #4

because you've gone so hard for 24 straight hours on soccer. Or or spend spin. Which spin? Is that what it sounds like?

0:36:29 Unknown Speaker #6

You're on a bike No, no,

0:36:34 Unknown Speaker #4

no, no. You're just that you're on a bike and you're riding around the track, or

0:36:39 Unknown Speaker #6

I do a stationary bike. That's like a for example, Like the Soulcycle class or flywheel class or something. So you've got sort of like a woman who looks a lot better than you screaming at you in the dark for you to work hard.

0:36:49 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, we're

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in a diverse

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crowd. My marriage.

0:36:51 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, that's good motivation. The dark work hard.

0:36:56 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, but I find that I don't do either. Well, be in the dark or work hard. Both

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make you cry. Well,

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we'll put that down on

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the thing that is that this man has been hit

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by a car and also hits

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people with his car. And he does bad in the dark.

0:37:12 Unknown Speaker #2

And we've definitely hinted at my thing. And someone

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just shown itself

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so I know

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it's on you already. Don't worry.

0:37:24 Unknown Speaker #4

Here in our high school, P e is mandatory. Was that a situation in your high school?

0:37:29 Unknown Speaker #6

Yes, but if you were a nerd, you could do summer, Jim. Summer, Jim. Yeah. So I took gym in the summer so I could take more a p classes.

0:37:36 Unknown Speaker #4

Wow, that is nerdy.

0:37:38 Unknown Speaker #3

Doesn't that you tell Jim during the year

0:37:41 Unknown Speaker #6

I did not take Jim during the year. I did it over the summer. Um, And fun fact, my math teacher 11 of my years of school came and visited my summer gym class to say hi. Familiar,

0:37:57 Unknown Speaker #1

actually. Does that you was my deal. Guys, you check

0:38:01 Unknown Speaker #3

in on students years later.

0:38:03 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, I I

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got lunch with a student of mine from six

0:38:06 Unknown Speaker #1

years

0:38:07 Unknown Speaker #2

ago last week. Wow. That's

0:38:08 Unknown Speaker #4

nice to keep those relationships. Did he come in? Could you tell you? Kind of prepared himself, like, showered that morning, Put on his best outfit?

0:38:16 Unknown Speaker #6

Yeah. This is a guy who would play with my hair in the hallways. So nothing but intention.

0:38:22 Unknown Speaker #1

It's time to play fake first or fake. Third

0:38:29 Unknown Speaker #4

person. We've tried to play this with everyone's refused. We're talking about a real person Now, this math teacher, would you like to say his full name? But But what? Either the first or last can be fake. Now, So far, no one has. Darcy Garden has said no, thank you. Askgreta title men big. Would you like to be the first person to play fake first or fake last and out part of this teacher's

0:38:52 Unknown Speaker #6

name. I actually don't know the first name, so I don't think I can play.

0:38:58 Unknown Speaker #1

Uh, be no another pass. I will tell

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you later, but right, you're looking up

0:39:05 Unknown Speaker #4

mascot Summer, Jim, Is this the whole summer school thing, or would you come in the morning for life Chinese history and then come in for Jim? After that,

0:39:13 Unknown Speaker #6

you could come for let you do for, like, two weeks, and you do, like, four hours a day or something. You do the morning chunk of the afternoon chunk

0:39:20 Unknown Speaker #2

and you get it done in two weeks.

0:39:22 Unknown Speaker #6

You get it done in two weeks and you want to

0:39:23 Unknown Speaker #1

take a school that this is an ad for some Very interesting because the whole thing

0:39:28 Unknown Speaker #2

with physical education in schools is they want to keep kids moving. They know they don't get. They think when kids are in school, they need to stay healthy by moving sort of consistently daily. This sort of philosophy is not just do it all in two weeks. Good for the year.

0:39:43 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah, which explains your current workout plan.

0:39:45 Unknown Speaker #6

Yes. Put it all? Yeah. So I learned a lot of really valuable lessons in high school.

0:39:52 Unknown Speaker #4

That's what it is. It's not the classes, necessarily. But it's the lessons in the habits we learned. That's what's important about high

0:39:58 Unknown Speaker #6

school foundation time. Exactly. Yeah,

0:40:02 Unknown Speaker #4

well, I would like to maybe get some advice from you. I mean, if that is the podcast and you feel not good at it, but that you're gonna do it in the future, maybe we could roll around and I'll take a piece of advice. Yeah. So mine. I can't seem to hold down or relationship with the wife. Um,

0:40:21 Unknown Speaker #6

many. There have been many.

0:40:23 Unknown Speaker #4

Yes. Yeah. It seems that once marriage happens, I, uh, some that she does something and becomes less interesting. Um, and I'm I start getting wandering eye, which you've heard about and stand up and stuff. Let's get the wandering on,

0:40:38 Unknown Speaker #6

fellas. It the wondering eye. It's hard to meet, Understand? Because I just don't like not seeing the world from that

0:40:42 Unknown Speaker #3

perspective. Total is. But

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I dio

0:40:44 Unknown Speaker #4

So what would you say is good piece of advice to deal with that wandering deal with

0:40:48 Unknown Speaker #6

the wondering eye. Well, what initially attracts you to your various partner.

0:40:51 Unknown Speaker #4

Um uh, Let's see. I think that they you know that I feel like I, um they will you have an answer for this? They like me at first, Which feels really nice

0:41:04 Unknown Speaker #6

that Okay,

0:41:05 Unknown Speaker #4

someone liking you feels really nice.

0:41:06 Unknown Speaker #6

And do you like them before they like you?

0:41:08 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, you know them. They're you. They're attract, sweating and, uh,

0:41:17 Unknown Speaker #3

getting really read. Look

0:41:18 Unknown Speaker #6

at me when you talk to me.

0:41:19 Unknown Speaker #4

You know, I contacts never been one of my strong suits on, you know, as an actor. That's the thing I'm working on. But, uh, what was the question?

0:41:29 Unknown Speaker #6

My question was, what attracts you to your wives?

0:41:32 Unknown Speaker #4

Guilty. Guilty?

0:41:36 Unknown Speaker #1

Be what you e I

0:41:38 Unknown Speaker #4

don't I feel like I've been grilled right now.

0:41:42 Unknown Speaker #4

You know what attracts me to my wife?

0:41:42 Unknown Speaker #6

You are being

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Guilty as being attracted to your wives

0:41:46 Unknown Speaker #4

job may, uh,

0:41:48 Unknown Speaker #6

been caught. So you are attracted

0:41:50 Unknown Speaker #1

to your wife? Yes. What one traveler said

0:41:54 Unknown Speaker #4

they're nice to merely on which feels really good,

0:41:56 Unknown Speaker #4

And sometimes when I when I'm talking there like that, you know, they're there listening. And would they?

0:41:56 Unknown Speaker #1

you know?

0:42:03 Unknown Speaker #6

So it's sort of about your experience of them and nothing to do with them.

0:42:07 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, no. But there's also, you know, you know, it's nice to have someone to see a film with a flick.

0:42:14 Unknown Speaker #1

Okay, So there next to you and

0:42:15 Unknown Speaker #6

they hear you

0:42:16 Unknown Speaker #4

good does from And, uh,

0:42:19 Unknown Speaker #3

it's really important that someone could hear you in a relationship.

0:42:22 Unknown Speaker #4

Uh um, I think I'm getting a

0:42:25 Unknown Speaker #2

in the light. I get a call. You

0:42:27 Unknown Speaker #1

know, the way the light back there. You've been great, truh. Now, where do we not done? I guess

0:42:36 Unknown Speaker #4

I wanted advice where I didn't have to reveal anything about myself.

0:42:39 Unknown Speaker #6

Right now.

0:42:40 Unknown Speaker #4

This is like therapy Again.

0:42:41 Unknown Speaker #6

I got like,

0:42:42 Unknown Speaker #4

I want you to tell me about me.

0:42:44 Unknown Speaker #6

And like, How long do you normally a stick with a therapist? Do you think you

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know it's so hard? It's really hard.

0:42:50 Unknown Speaker #6

It is hard. It's really Do you tell the truth to therapists?

0:42:54 Unknown Speaker #4

I don't talk a lot in therapy. You let

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them talk of their time.

0:42:58 Unknown Speaker #4

It's their time. And I kind of say, like, What do you think about me? What? You know, I always

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want to

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know what other people think about me.

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that's that's a

0:43:04 Unknown Speaker #6

bummer, because because because you can't always be thinking about that I mean therapies your time you're paying for it. Uh, use it.

0:43:13 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, I'm kind of paying to know why people, Because if I talk too much about myself, I'll be I'll kill myself.

0:43:22 Unknown Speaker #1

Now that I understand, I get it. I have both eyes with that.

0:43:26 Unknown Speaker #4

All right, That's empathy, right?

0:43:27 Unknown Speaker #1

Empathy Dio, I don't know. OK, so I think that we've made a real

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breakthrough. Time to move on, move on.

0:43:34 Unknown Speaker #6

I feel like I really, really got somewhere. Thank

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you. So from so

0:43:39 Unknown Speaker #3

what Todd said, could you give him a piece of advice?

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many of

0:43:42 Unknown Speaker #6

What I would say is make a list of things that would attract you to another person that actually have things to do with their personality and even their physical attributes, and have nothing to do with the way that they interact with you on Lee based on your performance for them,

0:43:55 Unknown Speaker #4

that's interesting. That's interesting.

0:43:57 Unknown Speaker #6

But also, I would say, keep doing exactly what you're doing is it seems

0:44:00 Unknown Speaker #1

like it's gonna be Oh,

0:44:03 Unknown Speaker #4

you sound a lot like my therapist.

0:44:08 Unknown Speaker #1

Let me ask

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you a question. So I feel like most of my life is involved. I like what I do. I like being a teacher and a coach. So

0:44:21 Unknown Speaker #6

a lot of my life, What do you teach?

0:44:24 Unknown Speaker #2

So you coach any coaches, basketball,

0:44:26 Unknown Speaker #5

coach, basketball? So ah, lot. I feel like a lot of my social life or I have fun at work. So most of the things I do our work or it's a work function, or it's like I feel like I'm getting out of my house because I'm doing work things. But I really I think I need some type of hobby Should I don't love going outside. I'm frustrated by musical instruments. Frustrated? Yeah, they I don't get good at them fast enough.

0:44:59 Unknown Speaker #6

How long do you give yourself to get good at them?

0:45:02 Unknown Speaker #1

Couple hours until my back hearts like I usually play an instrument

0:45:07 Unknown Speaker #5

like my back hurts. My back hurts now from playing guitar on, but it also feels like, Why am I doing this? If I'm not gonna play it somewhere and then I'm like back toe work again, I'm like, Oh, with this, I can use this for work, so I'm not doing it for fun, right? You know what I mean? And I feel like this in every aspect of my life, I'm wasting time. Unless it leads to work.

0:45:30 Unknown Speaker #6

I get that. I I'm just crying

0:45:35 Unknown Speaker #1

eyes. Is

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there a way to maybe do activities strictly for inspiration? But

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see, now I'm back

0:45:45 Unknown Speaker #5

to work. I'm looking for inspiration just simply for doing that.

0:45:49 Unknown Speaker #6

I think there is that something that I really struggle with. Yeah, I'm taking a class next month. Okay? Taking a pottery class so cool. And I know that I'm going to be bad at it. I'm historically very bad at art. Uh, historic in my life. The things that I try to make look really bad visually right? I have no sort of understanding of Like if I do this, it's gonna look like this. Or wouldn't it be interesting if the thing was shaped like this Have no imagination in that sense. So excited to take a pottery class and be ok with being bad? You try something that you know you're gonna be badda I would like

0:46:27 Unknown Speaker #5

to be able to cook better.

0:46:29 Unknown Speaker #1

Okay, So take a cooking class or get recipe book. You don't have to go outside. That's true. Followed the recipe. Yeah, And then if they're bad

0:46:39 Unknown Speaker #6

Oh, well, no, I don't get humiliated. Nobody's coming over their bank unless Nasty. Yeah, no one. And then you can order pizza if you don't like it,

0:46:48 Unknown Speaker #5

right? That's sure

0:46:49 Unknown Speaker #6

if you like pizza. It seems like you might be, because if I'm bad at

0:46:53 Unknown Speaker #5

something, I will kill myself.

0:46:56 Unknown Speaker #1

So now we're two for two.

0:46:59 Unknown Speaker #6

And I would say we're

0:47:00 Unknown Speaker #1

about to be three for three

0:47:01 Unknown Speaker #6

on people in this podcast. Right playing. I

0:47:07 Unknown Speaker #4

will say my therapists have all told me that I'm too narcissistic. 10. My own life. Um, so I wouldn't worry if I were you.

0:47:14 Unknown Speaker #6

Okay, so I guess for you, I would say Don't go to therapy so you can stay as bad as you are. So how about you stay alive?

0:47:21 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, yeah. I'm like, early Marc Maron,

0:47:23 Unknown Speaker #1

Baby, that's great advice. That's great advice. Thank

0:47:27 Unknown Speaker #6

eso. Once again, people hosting my podcast are not qualified to dispense

0:47:32 Unknown Speaker #1

real advice. E feel

0:47:34 Unknown Speaker #4

like I'm urgent care right now Like I feel this is the experience of it is I was panicked a couple minutes ago. Now I feel like I got a little salve. You know better than these other losers. An urgent care.

0:47:45 Unknown Speaker #2

People like saying, like, Stop coming back. We're not going to give you pain pills.

0:47:49 Unknown Speaker #4

Come on. I would get shot like this fucking guy.

0:47:52 Unknown Speaker #3

It does feel great to go spend a little time in the urgent care lobby. You pretty strong by comparison. Oh, you go there to brag. Yeah, well,

0:48:00 Unknown Speaker #1

not brag, but you're sort of go. Yeah, I'm doing pretty good. Okay. Air sucks. Yes. Near. I don't want them

0:48:08 Unknown Speaker #3

to feel bad. I just want to feel good sneer sneers

0:48:11 Unknown Speaker #1

here that I like. What, Like Brad? Smoggy like the sneer is fun. Scott, Stopping

0:48:26 Unknown Speaker #4

the words about looking at people funny is great. Yeah, a lot of good words. Any advice needed over here? Should we move on?

0:48:33 Unknown Speaker #1

I don't think so. You know, I'd love some advice. Like my father is not well who I am sweating. But I am stressed.

0:48:53 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes. Hot room.

0:48:54 Unknown Speaker #4

Um, no, don't be

0:48:56 Unknown Speaker #1

a fool. A sad people. I do think they will

0:49:01 Unknown Speaker #5

read transcripts of this podcast at one of our trials. Yes, I do genuinely believe that

0:49:08 Unknown Speaker #1

your character witness. Yeah, I mean, I think it is looking like theater on what? Everybody here, I'll

0:49:15 Unknown Speaker #2

jump in here and I'll tell you this. I have never been suicidal a day in my life. So let's start at the Dauth. I know there's not been a single day

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I ever seen a sneer in

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my life. I'm I I like to call

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myself a very happy person. Okay, I'm very excited. I like talking

0:49:32 Unknown Speaker #1

to you. Make e like talking to

0:49:35 Unknown Speaker #2

people, like spending time with people. I think sometimes my personality is a little bit too in your face to Maybe you could call it clingy. I get I get people excited. And then and then they're like, Oh, this is too much. This is like a dog that won't stop licking my face like, Get out! Get away from me. What? What? Maybe you have some advice for somebody who maybe sometimes comes on a little bit too strong with new friendships, new relationships, something like that. Like, because I'm not gonna I don't know how to stop it.

0:50:04 Unknown Speaker #3

And to be clear, he is saying he does lick people's face. It's not That's not a we're gonna kiss. It's Yeah. What your

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gonna kiss? So this is before the

0:50:15 Unknown Speaker #1

kiss. You like The fate of Second are clean with the first castle would be nice. It has to be clean

0:50:21 Unknown Speaker #2

tonight. I always ask, Can I like your face before we kiss?

0:50:25 Unknown Speaker #6

And what did they say? Yeah, eso I would say, um, you can You can maybe spend more time looking people's body language. Really? Listen and see if they see if you feel like they mean what they're saying,

0:50:40 Unknown Speaker #1

that's a good thing. So it's

0:50:41 Unknown Speaker #4

like you're so far back from further back your arms or cross your

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right. This means you want to stay this body language.

0:50:50 Unknown Speaker #6

Yeah, I want I want to turn. And unfortunately, the listeners won't be able to hear this, But I just want to show the hosts what I've been doing to the back of a chair,

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huh?

0:50:59 Unknown Speaker #1

Okay. Gripping it very tightly, holding it so hard as if she's on a roller coaster. Also take also taking

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time to just get a little further away from us and show us her back. Just make sure that we're not close.

0:51:15 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. A lot of people won't show me their back because they feel threatened or challenged by me. That was nice. That was trusted.

0:51:21 Unknown Speaker #6

Yeah, I have enough trust to know that I will probably not get attacked from behind

0:51:26 Unknown Speaker #1

while I'm in this room. Well, thank you. It's nice to throw a nice compliment. I

0:51:32 Unknown Speaker #4

was really nice. Thank you.

0:51:34 Unknown Speaker #1

I think that the first time anyone's ever said

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that to me. Yeah, it's really nice.

0:51:39 Unknown Speaker #1

So you're cleaning read people's body language better now. What is that? What is like So what are some

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signs? I can look for that besides the ones you showed me, cause I've never seen exactly this exact thing you just showed us. I've never seen that before. So

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about like what you do when you're uncomfortable. Uh, if you see somebody doing that, maybe take stock in that slow,

0:51:52 Unknown Speaker #1

but think

0:51:59 Unknown Speaker #2

right? So if they if they airport in their cup of coffee and they're kind of responding with just hugs and okay, it's like, Oh, wow is not really engaging in conversation. That probably means they don't want to talk to him anymore.

0:52:10 Unknown Speaker #1

Or you could just

0:52:11 Unknown Speaker #6

ask him a question about themselves or what they're interested in or what they want to do or something like eso

0:52:17 Unknown Speaker #2

instead of coming at him with. I have had a crazy week Come out with a Have you had a

0:52:22 Unknown Speaker #1

crazy week? Exactly. Oh, that's

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simple. That's like two different words.

0:52:26 Unknown Speaker #3

That's a great starter question.

0:52:28 Unknown Speaker #1

Hey, if you had a crazy were they and have fun, So let's try it. Okay? Me?

0:52:32 Unknown Speaker #4

True. Do you think your outfit looks really cool?

0:52:39 Unknown Speaker #1

No. Okay, I love my office. I picked

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out this outfit at the, uh, J crew

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now the jaker D J

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crew. What's up? D j Crew,

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D J crew?

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Oh, D J crew Crew? Yeah, lots of techie. Sort of turntable. Easton.

0:53:00 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. As you can see, the top is kind of Ah, see through fishnet. Sure. It's like a neon green mesh. You

0:53:08 Unknown Speaker #6

going somewhere after this?

0:53:09 Unknown Speaker #4

Um, you know, you never know if you're gonna end up at a party or a rave or where they're blasting your

0:53:15 Unknown Speaker #5

pants. A Calvin hair Harris on

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Calvin Hairless

0:53:18 Unknown Speaker #1

Calvin Hairless s. So this is, like, sort of a parody. This is like Spencer's gifts. I thee often deejay

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my body laser er gives the pants to you afterwards. Is kind of an advertisement.

0:53:32 Unknown Speaker #1

That's really nice. Thank you.

0:53:34 Unknown Speaker #6

I love free stuff.

0:53:35 Unknown Speaker #4

Thank you. Yeah.

0:53:36 Unknown Speaker #1

Thank you. What would you like to ask us for some advice. Also, I would Is there

0:53:45 Unknown Speaker #4

something you've been working on or thinking about? That you that you're curious what our perspective would be.

0:53:51 Unknown Speaker #6

Well, I feel like I'm a huge workaholic, and I'm trying to slow down, and I am having trouble doing so because I like work a lot. So similar toe bills set up. But that's my thing right now.

0:54:06 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah, I have no advice because I'm in the same and yeah, I think it's gonna be a struggle for May, because I I do, I guess. Um yeah, it work does feel like I do feel calm when I'm at work or doing work. Yeah, And when I'm not, I feel anxious. Like I teach just like Dio. Yeah, I go to the beach and I'm like, Why don't we do and like, we should do this? What is What is this?

0:54:39 Unknown Speaker #6

What's it's It's beach. So it's like, stand, It's

0:54:42 Unknown Speaker #5

water. Fish. Yeah. Maybe doubling down on relationships

0:54:48 Unknown Speaker #1

totally focus the

0:54:50 Unknown Speaker #4

work stuff on another person

0:54:52 Unknown Speaker #6

s so keeping, keeping it all external.

0:54:55 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. Don't look in one way, Okay. Doubling down on relationships. Even if they're good or not, just double

0:55:03 Unknown Speaker #5

down on him.

0:55:04 Unknown Speaker #6

Okay, great. This sound good or unhealthy? Definitely Good and unhealthy. I would say it sounds it more attractive to me than rebuilding the foundation. Right. So

0:55:15 Unknown Speaker #3

have you write sabotaging your work opportunities, then you can't go to them anyway. Oh, and then you have sabotaged self sabotage. Other people sabotage.

0:55:26 Unknown Speaker #6

Any suggestions on how to go about that?

0:55:28 Unknown Speaker #3

Um, find what your employer doesn't like and then do that thing. Okay, mean tweets? Um, garbage

0:55:36 Unknown Speaker #4

is your lawyer dislike mean tweets?

0:55:39 Unknown Speaker #6

Yeah, Well, no, they're actually huge fan admit mean tweets, cause they love that segment on Jimmy Kimmel.

0:55:43 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, yeah.

0:55:44 Unknown Speaker #6

Jimmy Kimmel. You're

0:55:45 Unknown Speaker #4

looking to come and read the tweets about themselves, Hopefully, like, they're hoping right around

0:55:51 Unknown Speaker #6

my my produced. My my boss does not work at Kimmel, but they love that segment. And they love the idea of mean tweet.

0:55:57 Unknown Speaker #5

My boss loves when you take little kids Halloween candy away and make them cry.

0:56:04 Unknown Speaker #3

That bit is classic,

0:56:07 Unknown Speaker #5

classic camel.

0:56:08 Unknown Speaker #4

My boss loves going to war with the speaker of the

0:56:12 Unknown Speaker #1

House Ways, I think laughing. I

0:56:23 Unknown Speaker #4

think I think for me is I was a big workaholic when I was the most trying to avoid my wife and daughter on. I don't know if those were related, but is there something in your life? You know, my wife, my daughter, that you're trying todo around

0:56:41 Unknown Speaker #6

my daughter? I don't know. Your wife and honor.

0:56:43 Unknown Speaker #4

I mean, either anymore. Yeah. On

0:56:47 Unknown Speaker #6

how far back are we talking with this particular wife and daughter? How many wives ago?

0:56:52 Unknown Speaker #4

This is three wives ago. One daughter. So the only daughter. Uh oh, everybody. Oh, well, sympathy. But it's okay. I really love my daughter. I think about her all the all the time. I was like, Mary, I think that's her name. I miss you and you know so. But maybe that's what it is. Or sometimes work, you know, is a way to express anxiety. Do you think it might be that? Are you anxious person? Definitely. I

0:57:26 Unknown Speaker #6

know. I seem like so laid back. Uh, yeah, very anxious.

0:57:33 Unknown Speaker #4

So maybe it's about but

0:57:34 Unknown Speaker #1

now I feel bad about damn work. Now I feel damn bad about damn word

0:57:41 Unknown Speaker #4

like you're anxious about

0:57:42 Unknown Speaker #1

it. Yeah, like work doesn't

0:57:43 Unknown Speaker #5

even make me feel good now because I'm like, Oh, I'm just working to escape other things

0:57:49 Unknown Speaker #6

You could be. You like it and you're doing it

0:57:52 Unknown Speaker #5

right. Okay, that's true. That's true.

0:57:55 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah, they're not mutually exclusive. Wouldn't you

0:57:57 Unknown Speaker #4

find yourselves reaching results at work? Do you get happy or do you want to do the next day? Like do you? Are you ever

0:58:04 Unknown Speaker #5

happy with work? At last? It lasts about the same time is like, you know, like some some burnt toast. Yes. You know, it's like that Rest thanks. And air. And there's, like, 30 minutes late. Like I don't even think Rosie burnt toast in here.

0:58:19 Unknown Speaker #6

I would say my happiness lasts for one minute and then the And when I feel like I've done a bad thing at last for much longer doesn't matter how. Yeah,

0:58:29 Unknown Speaker #5

the bad thing that lingers, the bad thing linger. Bad feeling really linger.

0:58:34 Unknown Speaker #4

So I might suggest Teoh to find ways to be less results oriented in your work. Like once I accepted that all my players were gonna be panned, um, and walked out of canceled early never funded called crap called crap. Put t

0:58:53 Unknown Speaker #6

reviewer someone just calling it crab. That battery out

0:58:56 Unknown Speaker #3

to pasture. That was a

0:58:58 Unknown Speaker #4

bad reviewer. Thank you. Unfortunately, the review after that was very thorough in specific. All the ways it was crap. I agree. Better use a better word. Use a synonym dot com, but maybe finding a way to make it about the joy of doing the drive the peace. Really? That's good and less about what is gonna happen when the work is done. On what? The result of it feels really good in.

0:59:25 Unknown Speaker #6

That is great. A

0:59:26 Unknown Speaker #3

pretty sage moment from Todd.

0:59:28 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah, they had to be a man literally crumbling. That was pretty good. Physically, Mentally spiritually. Hair, skin.

0:59:36 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, yeah. They say your body matches your inner life, and I do have that garnaut. But yeah, I'm just saying that cause the therapist told me that right before I inspired him Mitre, Thanks for being here through the advice.

0:59:50 Unknown Speaker #6

Thank you for the advice. We're excited. Virgin care. Thank you.

0:59:55 Unknown Speaker #2

Any emails from our email addresses? We'd love to hear real advice. We just sent you. We just sent you an email. That was the email says Emails being sent.

1:00:04 Unknown Speaker #1

Okay, someone's had a future. And Foley, thank you

1:00:10 Unknown Speaker #2

so much for being here. Really? Appreciate. Again. Urgent care premieres. It'll be tomorrow. Yeah,

1:00:14 Unknown Speaker #1

October 30 for over 30. Berkey released way

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more police on the creepiest days

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way sending over while I was thinking

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and sexualized and you are covered head to toe in the night before Christmas gear

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s very huge,

1:00:33 Unknown Speaker #6

Tim Burton. I'm mostly I like to think of myself as steampunk first comedians.

1:00:39 Unknown Speaker #1

That's so cool. And you

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do think those things go together?

1:00:43 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. You wrote in here on

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a really tall bike and could not get off fell just sideways.

1:00:48 Unknown Speaker #6

And I'll say these guys had some

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pretty mean shit to

1:00:50 Unknown Speaker #6

say about my monocle. And look who's laughing now. I see the best at everybody in here.

1:00:54 Unknown Speaker #4

I guess I just don't know how a monocle can also be playing goggles.

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Why? Oh, sorry. I guess I don't lack imagination.

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Oh, my God. Roasted. He's an artist.

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Shot your ass, Todd.

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Eso and my boots each way. 20

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e Also, I guess I do

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work out. I work. I have £40 of boots on it all times. right. Leather coats

1:01:20 Unknown Speaker #1

on everywhere I walk, floor length. So that's a great piece

1:01:24 Unknown Speaker #4

of advice. The steampunk workout.

1:01:26 Unknown Speaker #6

Yes. Yeah, yeah,

1:01:29 Unknown Speaker #4

yeah, yeah. Looks like a heads really meant putting your head to work.

1:01:31 Unknown Speaker #6

Yeah. I mean, I have, I would say, a swell rods in my neck That's so

1:01:39 Unknown Speaker #5

steampunk. Just like pit working

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there, Assistant, there, there, there, sort of steam powered pistons.

1:01:45 Unknown Speaker #4

And while you're dressing the way to do is everyone doing that work after? Listen to crap you're listening

1:01:49 Unknown Speaker #3

to. That's just a bonus. It is just a

1:01:56 Unknown Speaker #6

bonus. Mostly people request that I don't force that for Is my religion on other people?

1:02:01 Unknown Speaker #4

Okay, I see. It's a real really You're doing kind of Your body is like a

1:02:06 Unknown Speaker #1

big old cloth, and then all the disciples are a little bat. Still live inside the clock. Cool. Yeah, Communion

1:02:15 Unknown Speaker #6

is you eat the dust from inside the clock. It's modeled after Christianity, but it is worse.

1:02:22 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, im glad to get that

1:02:24 Unknown Speaker #4

little piece of your personality out there.

1:02:27 Unknown Speaker #6

Forgot to mention that that at the

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beginning is played

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immediately to us in the room.

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You don't have because people see you and it has to come up. They have to

1:02:37 Unknown Speaker #1

talk, which is so

1:02:39 Unknown Speaker #6

fucked up like I don't do that when you're wearing a T shirt,

1:02:41 Unknown Speaker #1

but it's true. It feels a little different. Your feels a little

1:02:46 Unknown Speaker #4

more like a something. You put a lot of choice and effort into.

1:02:48 Unknown Speaker #6

Oh, so you don't put any choice, No effort when you wear

1:02:51 Unknown Speaker #2

Look at him. I

1:02:52 Unknown Speaker #6

mean, I wasn't thinking anything. That's why it took them so long to see my back. Because I don't lift up all the

1:02:57 Unknown Speaker #1

jacket, right? Yeah.

1:03:00 Unknown Speaker #4

I felt like it was like Morpheus going into a chiropractor.

1:03:03 Unknown Speaker #1

Let's do another

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20 minutes. Now that we found this steampunk

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theme stuff

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is better. Thank you for being here.

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Thank you.

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Have a wonderful life

1:03:15 Unknown Speaker #6

thing. Obviously, if you guys are free after this, I am screening Tim Burton's entire catalog in the Hollywood Forever cemetery.

1:03:26 Unknown Speaker #4

Wow, that sounds like, uh,

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thing. Everybody. Thank you so much for tuning into the teachers lounge. As always, we're efficient where we were appreciate it way really appreciate it. And until next time, say lippy