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s09e08

Forjitas with Mr. Lennon (Jon Gabrus)

Originally aired: November 6, 2019

The Teachers discuss the theme to this year's winter formal dance and Bill's vast game show history. Later, art teacher Mr. Lennon (Jon Gabrus) stops by to share how his wild military background inspires his artwork.

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they won't let us keep the heat running in here. What? Yeah, they said we have to keep. We have to keep the thermostat. Ah, little bit lower, cause they're trying to save money because I guess I didn't even know the school got energy bills. I thought we just got I thought they just gave us free power and stuff.

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I don't want to be at one temperature all day. I want to go hot. Cold, hot, cold.

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Yeah, like ice bath on

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the bachelor at? Yes. This is a hot cold. When you are the same temperature all day, you just load into nothingness. I need to be hot. I need to be cold. And Toshio here. You I mean, honestly, I wish they'd let us bring back the cattle prods.

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What? How exactly did do that? Was just you doing that to, you

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know, I was doing it to any of the teachers. And I said any of the other teachers can get a cattle prod and keep me awake as well.

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Nobody took you up on that.

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I know. And it was a mistake. I was. Pepi is hell for that

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week. That's not temperature. That's you shocking yourself? Yeah, Yeah, I know. I'm talking about shocking through different ways. One of them is cattle prodding. One of them is temperature confusion.

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You do a lot of cattle stuff you brought in that Australian shepherd. That was kind of hurting your on campus.

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Yeah. I need you to stay on my toes. Literally. He kept me running everywhere.

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Well, I will say that your cheese was break. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. That's my new venture. By the way, Sam's Dairy Sam's Dairy, for now said should

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only make milk. Huh? What was

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Well, some men do.

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that we ate?

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All right, Sam. Sam

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Cheese. Some men. I hate to say

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this so quick into the episode was

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that come, cheese? Let's see. What do I want to say?

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You know, it was it was man milk. That's literally

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what some men and Children specifically call semen. Just come and milk

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disgusting. Mine obviously makes cheese, whether or not you you call it seem. And I don't know,

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men grow up and kids, you know better. I'm ashamed of you kids calling semen man milk. You know better your disgusting little pigs. Yeah, talking about it like that.

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Adult men grow up with a girl. But these kids there's a higher standard for you

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is disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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What kind of example

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are you setting for these adults? Like we could say anything around, you know? Are you innocent anymore? Are Can I just say Fuck? Yeah. Adults have earned

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the respect to say man meal.

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Let's right, grow up. But yes,

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of course. But kids, we will not stand for it.

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No more of this. You know what? Adult adult behaviors for adults. Kids, get off the Internet. Stop driving cars around. If any of you are getting married. Quit it. Quit it. Getting jobs?

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No, thank you. I don't love

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kids sending emails either. No, no, that's for us. That's for us. Three e mails. Cut it out, kids.

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Yeah. Oh, and by the way, you got a problem with global warming. Wait till you're 18 and start talking about I'll do something about it. Is an adult man thes kids going around talking about it? Come on, grow up, you know? Well, you grow up and then do it.

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Speaking to global warming. It is getting colder, uh, around campus. Uh, finally,

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global warming. There's no problem. It's getting chilly around campus.

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Warren, finally, it's getting colder. Yeah, that was gonna be a Segway into me saying Kick it, ladies. Welcome to another every side of the teacher's lounge. The first best issues relevant to the Hamilton High School community. I, of course am Howard heavy thighs. Levis. This is big booty bass guys, love. Yeah, that's the new nickname Kids having the names have been fun, but now they've turned mean

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heavy thighs Was when you tried to race the cool kids, right?

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Yeah. On you were too slow at moving your legs,

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right? Yeah. They They took slow motion video of me with a phantom camera, which is 7000 frames, 1000 frames a second. And they posted it on the Internet.

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And the soundtrack that was Phantom Planet.

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Yeah. Yes, with California. Here we come and they dental. It'll be us. Yeah, They did a little V effects and put California on the left side of the frame. I'm running right to left. And the same California here we got Adam Brody sent a cease and desist. Two years? Yes, this

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is I've gotten too many

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cease and desist in my day, guys. But anyway

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said a season hit the gym.

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It was a season to squat season assisted squads. You've got a cease and assisted suicides as well you can offer for

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Yeah. And I say to you, sir, whoever sent that, it's no longer suicide. If someone else is suggesting,

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Well, we know who

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way. Barkey in, Junior. Listen, if you thought

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he was going to get into any business other than the family business, you were insane. The most famous you thinnest, is they gotta have a youth in a simple

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way. All know, Kervorkian Jr went to college for communications. I was like, Okay, he's not committing to a major yet. We know what he wants to dio go ahead. Following any went he d went backpacked around Europe to find himself. But then you move right back home and background right in the family's

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sucking on the teat. Daddy's little, uh, fentanyl teeth.

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Yeah, honestly, it's crazy how much he looks like his father

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like already or

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winning this son. Yeah, they're looking identical. The same energy weird little band. They drive people out into the woods in

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It's like Donald Trump Jr and Eric Trump look like Trump's drawings of what he wished she looked like.

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Isn't it

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funny how the apple never falls far from the tree? Looking your parents and just go? I got no choice, Tiu. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. My dad is weird. I have to be weird as well.

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Well, speaking of weird Dad's Todd Padre, theater director of the star of the school play and, um, uh, yeah, that's all.

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And speaking of great dad, Sam weatherman. No Kurds currently. But I did have seven little boy cowboys back in the day. Also a driver's ed teacher and student government leader.

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Hi, Bill. Crave E a coach of the basketball team. You like their dad. I am like their dad. I'm their weird coach dad

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on. You do have

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some pretty inappropriate relationships with some of those kids, so it

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like it's very similar. I'll spank a kid on the court, absolutely spank

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really is father

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a kid. I'll ground, um, if their ball handling isn't good enough.

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You said you said the power forward to bed without supper.

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Yes, I did. Yes.

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When you're really ride, these kids actually at practice. I've seen you up on sort of your haunches on their back with a little whip riding him like a jockey. I yes, which is a parent thing.

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It's I ride these kids like horses and I get him going around the track and

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are, You know,

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some of the teachers

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teachers will say, Well, you're riding around the track. They should be on the basketball court, right? And you say, Well, training school and old habits die hard strand training.

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Obviously, we should at least take a second to acknowledge that. There was some somber divides in the track and a couple kids rode their ankles, so we obviously had to do what had to be done

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with them. And that's just let everyone know how serious we are about this. This is something we're kind of being serious about. We had to send these kids to the glue factory. That's right. Way would

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descend Omer to the glue factory.

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That's right. We had to send stacks to the defective stick breasts. Elmer Everybody crazy Rover isn't crazy. Gorilla. That's right. Alright, P gorilla central control. But it's sad week,

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but But on a brighter note, Yes,

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we have winter formal around the corner. And what's again your friends of the teacher's lounge have, Let's just say done a bit of a coup of the winter Formal planning Committee, and it's on us this year. You don't have to worry. Give me a big up way are going to the dance. We are bringing dates and we're planning it. No more students during their bad ideas were doing it this year with the quote unquote help. Uh um Let's see. We have Ashley. Um, Lieberman, Um hi, Ashley out there.

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Say hello to your father as well.

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Yeah. Say hi to Joe for us.

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Way little PD Dole

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paid. Oh, yeah, a lot of Ah, a lot of failures. Kids. Um I

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mean, it's obvious these kids are patting. These parents are passing down their failure. They couldn't become president of the United States, or these kids are trying again with president of the winter formal

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kind. Of course, like her dad actually ever been first said, Oh, I want to be on student council. I don't want to play in the winter formal. And then she flip flopped in ashes played on the winter formal because they would let her on student council.

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Well, and I got in a big fire there cause I was like, Give me that pen, Give me that pen that you hold in your hand And she wouldn't know I don't know why she holds on to the pen, but she's got a death grip on that thing

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I hold I think it's under of Vietnam

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but I think that

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way had taken your suggestions. For what? You would like to see it when our formal changes from last year theme stuff what to drink, what to eat

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Things you love about what we chose already.

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Yeah. Things you love about what we chose already. That's a big one. If you can really underlined what you like about ideas, Obviously I'm taking over thematics of the formal.

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And why don't we announce

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with the theme is here today

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Global warming

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theme for winter formal, which is glowing orb does not exits. And

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let's be honest, we did take that suggestion from one of the people who was on the committee.

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That was one good Just

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Samantha Gore. Yes, you are very boring. But we took it.

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What a great presentation she got up on that little lift When she showed everything, it was pretty persuasive. Yes,

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and I'm actually I was passionately I'm convinced. And I am. So I'm on the side of global warming is scary. And so this is gonna be you're not gonna have fun here. Uh, we're not having fun anymore, all right? It's gonna be hot for

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just so everybody knows water will be

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rising around the entire night. A little had, artificially,

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it will

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be a found. It'll start to

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make your way further, further inland. Okay,

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um, we'll be switching out the polar bears every hour. They'll be getting thinner and thinner. So,

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of course, of course, will be the final dance or what we're calling the Dust Bowl doesn't. And in that final dance, we're going to bring in £2000 of dust and turn on all the fans, and all of us who are in charge will refuse

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to acknowledge its happen.

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And we will be, of course,

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in the bunker in the big bunker. And we'll be carrying money will be having lots of Children. Uh, what else we're gonna be doing, um,

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buying a bunch of land in Australia. But the big news here that was we discussed is dress code shorts and tanks own way.

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This is big. You guys. This is really big. We want your skimpiest shorts and tanks on Lee for heat or heat.

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Because we are MP is not

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a term Onley about view.

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No, no heat, for he does. Yes, for

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us. And what were you? Okay, Well, he's obviously on to the

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next day. I mean, way be serving at winter formal, last formals dinner

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we're having for you to the heat

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is in. Corn isn't going to do things. Of course, that were on the outfield slops. Now corner for the slobs,

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obviously for heaters are the the cuisine manifestation of global warning. There there a global warning. Their global warning

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warning a global warning. Every 15 minutes in the dance, a siren will go off. That's right. And you will have to find shelter. If you haven't found shelter, 10% of the people who have not found shelter will be killed.

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That's right. Metaphorically, you'll be sort of put into the sort of the sauna. Uh, t like how, uh, for people Because we're simulating Hill. Because if you didn't do enough to change the global climate crisis and fix it. You deserve to burn in hell,

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Straw. Today you're going to hell tomorrow way. All looking straw shaming. We will be doing straw shaming. And what will everyone get out the door on the way in?

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A strong Yeah, that's right. Will be doing straw

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shaming. Everybody's got to be drinking all their drinks. They're punched their water. Whatever you get through a thin piece of papyrus that will be handing you and it's got a last tonight. And if you complain, you're out. Okay,

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You're dead. You're also dead. Yeah. Here, you get quarantined in the hell room. Uh

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oh. I have already

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pre paid the deejay to play another one bites the dust when I walk in. Because, of course, the night before is the big region championship game, which we will have one. Of course.

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Now, Bill, we gotta push pretty hard, for we are the champions because they usually play another one. Bites the dust when a team loses. Uh, it's about something ending.

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No, it's it. We're talking about them. You want t to Another one might not enter

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to We are the champion now you wanna enter to wee bit the day,

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play whatever you want after this, But I have. When I walked through that door, there better be spotted coming out of the well, me and the

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team. We're going to stay in

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the hallway. We're gonna feel the hallway with fog doors open. Fog rolls out, another one bites the dust.

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And that was right into the dust bowl.

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Unrelated. I'll become out to fat bottom girls.

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Yes, We all have an entry sung since we will all, of course, be chaperoning in our skimpiest takes

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aim your coming out time in love with my car.

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Yes, Absolutely. Absolutely. I think you know what that's going. It's your screen. Yeah,

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well, the best some people would say. That's why everybody knew it right when you said it.

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And I, of course, I am coming out to Bohemian Rhapsody, their most famous and

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were boiled queen.

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Yeah, well, everybody's doing queen and

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see a big silhouette to of a

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way. Have you lit specifically Hard for what you want Todo i silhouette. Is that a man? Just please don't put

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a light and a low angle to make my thighs look bigger than they already are. Uh,

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has anyone ever called you thunder size or fat? Five

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thes kids air basically calling me fat

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guys. Anyone ever called you like a ugly man? Of course. I mean,

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what about thin and thin and fat? Because, you know, you're sort of

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thin, but you look fat, though

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I do carry my weight in my legs. It's really strange. And I have a sort of, ah, you know, narrow torso and then just big, plump, the thighs thick, as they say

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thick with Lucy's. Yeah, well, the

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dance is going to

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be really fun this year, but a big thing that we are getting a little bit of pushback is on safety. Now we think that there should be really, really high safety

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precaution. Were some of the kids crazy for

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saying We want there to be safety provided

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to be saying he's going

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to be a dangerous Dan? Yes, because the thing that we've chosen So I'm saying, Bring in the metal detectors, bring in the guys with the air 15 bring in the drug sniffing dogs and everybody bring a chaperone every 1 to 1

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121 chaperone ratio.

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Well, I want to. One

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couple every couple total needs one chapter understanding between you. The hold.

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If you come stag, you could bring a person.

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Yeah, if you come stag, he can bring a dollars a chaperone If you If you come with a date, you need to bring a human

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adult chaperone. That's good. That's a great idea, doll. Chaperones will, we will. We will be

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chamber doll shops. That's

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right, eso if you bring it. And if you bring a doll shop around, you got to run it by me because there's there a lot of excess of mine. So I just want to make sure that nothing awkward happens and that we're on good terms.

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And also you want to make sure that they could each be used as a ventriloquist dummy. It's the right kind of doll for your halftime performance,

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so I'm glad we got that talks, but you took security. Halftime performance is gonna be pretty exciting.

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Have to have it

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the formal have time with the formal lights up. Uh, what do you mean,

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all lights up? It's dark in the dance. Everybody's getting, you know, close to each other and close

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so we've just played. We've just played the big hit. That's popular right now. Um, probably Zenda or something like that Way

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played you for you and your

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four years at it. Playing on SBS soundtrack is euphoria, but not the for his contract. His show's audio

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pretty dark, right audio before is playing. Everybody's just about to kiss slow dance music out, whites up You already for this Dad adducts and then a Ziff. I'm introducing the 1995 Chicago Bulls. I introduced everything you're gonna lose from global warming. I'm playing all the characters, obviously, but so it's the whole thing

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involved in that time.

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green grass.

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Green grass,

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So they're your personifying all the things they're losing and

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global warming Iceberg Street. Your parents, uh,

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personal relationships due to struggle in the neighborhood.

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But but I put up on a cash your belongings, but up

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home due to the diaspora of people moving continents.

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That's right. So a lot of quick changes, obviously, and I'm gonna be getting deep in the character. But the whole theater apartment's gonna be involved, and the students are really excited to learn all the costuming, for it would be really cool

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Oh, you're having the students do costuming. Yeah,

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they're doing all my costumes for me. There's a big wardrobe change because I'm obviously doing I'm coming out of strike era. And J lo, uh,

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you're aping the actual Super Bowl halftime show a little bit.

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Yeah, we'll see who does it best. We'll see you.

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Have you seen their routine

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yet?

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It doesn't. I doubt they even

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just say that might have a new choreographer.

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Oh, and you're doing the and it's you and you're doing the single ladies thing. Bigwig big wing from Todd. 77 year old man looking 100 is going to dress up in a black leotard and do Beyonce. And

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that's right. So keeping out this will happen at the Super Bowl is real. J lo and, um, real secure will be doing the single ladies dance.

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And Todd, why are we doing this?

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Because they're gonna lose this in global warming.

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They're gonna lose it all.

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You lose, Beyonce. Yeah, You're gonna lose J. Lo.

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Oh, Are you listening now? Millennials? Yeah. You lose Beyonce J. Lo and maybe your cell phone.

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Yeah. What? Tzu will be gone

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three back. Season two's gone

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How do you feel

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about losing a 50 year old in 2 45 year olds,

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Huh? Is that connecting with you kids?

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Now? A lot of parents have been sending in letters and stuff because people have got wind of winter form hate mail. We've been getting hate mail because we published this plan in the local newspaper because we didn't want we wanted people to prepare. Obviously, there's so many sort of prerequisites for them showing up that we wanted to make sure that the skimpy outfit rule got out there. We want to make people make sure people knew what was going on. Turns out we've been getting a lot of hate mail from parents saying Winter Formal is about a celebration of the winter. It's about giving the kids a good time where they can cut loose. And they say that we're making it heavier than it needs to

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be. We all know that winter formals are supposed to be about celebrating winter. Of course, we all know most were for you build a

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snowman, for example,

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to dress up as formal education and you celebrate winter

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you Carol winter songs. That's

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right and you of course have hot

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cocoa. Uh, of course. You bubble up.

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You put two hands in that big round thing cylinder, that big, furry round cylinder. That's right. You know what I mean?

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And you see in warmer, Yeah, the roast chestnuts on the

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fire. You watch your favorite movies, your love, your love way before gather the family close

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and everybody, you know you're supposed to act, of course. Nordic. Yes, on and celebrate the winter months and on course, of course, the sun being down for a year in winter. The sun is down for six months remaining, saying goodbye to the sun, and

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it's a good bye to the sun pissed

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that we're not doing all these classic things that they are

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going back. The opposite were saying hello to the sun, and it's Kelly forever.

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And speaking of opposites, look, it's not. It's not on the memo we sent out, but South Pole san has confirmed.

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Yeah, that's right. South Pole Santa will be there.

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So everybody bring a gift that you intend on being stolen from you. He will be leading in his reindeer.

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He'll be at the front. We'll be gathering them behind him.

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Rudolph of course. Right in the back and making sure that everybody is staying in line with his green knows. Yes, that's right. Opposite bread. Absolutely. What else would

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it be?

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Um, on, uh,

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of course, for security reasons, I will be carrying a live grenade, the whole dance, because that's what this global warming is. Guys, if we don't step in and get our fucking shit together, this grenade can go off Any time my hand gets sweaty. Yes, I could drop this grenade in the middle of the floor and it could blow the whole dust bowl high head.

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And everyone will be on edge because of Sam's grenade.

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Ready to go off at any time. The pin will be pulled. Yes. It's just everything

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needs to feel a little more immediate for everyone to start taking action. All right, I said I thought the grenade was a great pitch. Sam, you had it on you in the pitch meeting

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with you right now. It's kind of

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like a varsity football player who like fumbles in a game when the coach will be like, you got to carry the football around all day long. If you drop it, you got

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to run and do

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that. It's gonna take me with you. Because obviously, you did drop the cremated waiting in line at the Starbucks

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Starbucks. I never saw Starbucks there. I never saw Starbucks on that corner. I don't even know what you're talking about. That's a place that spending construction for six years. This'd

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an interesting defense. I like you want. It's a different timeline events.

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Yeah. I don't remember ever

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being in a Starbucks. That was a place to spend in a construction for a

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long time, maybe six years. And I was I was there, extractions

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at the construction site, saying, Here's where you need to blow the whole I haven't been in here, but, you know, you guys have equipment. I just want to use it. That's all that happened.

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They took your suggestion, and Blue hole, the

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police came to check and make sure.

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Yeah, sure. Okay,

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Good. This place is still being built. Okay, good.

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I mean, the are was, say, the ineptitude of the police and Hamilton has kept us at a prison for a long.

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We've gotten a lot of feedback from them about the dances. Well, that's right. The police are not that excited about the security thing. All the extra people that are going to be at the campus

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because there's there's account and there's a counter protest going on outside that's already been organized. And permits have been pulled, their sort of climate reverse. Climate activists are gonna be pro testing our winter formal.

0:24:52 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah, there's gonna be people that are bundled up in parkas saying, What are you talking about? It's freezing out,

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and I'll say, Good luck to you. Look to your gonna sweat your little ass is Are

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you not coming? There's been talk of, um, the formal being Azaz spillover space for the county jail. They want to keep inmates there because they said that sounds tough in there. That sounds like a really tough little. But

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they said don't worry. Just our worst offenders. So they'll be inmates in there. Hopefully,

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uh, I'm obviously doing the halftime show and all the other stuff I'm doing Sam eyes on has got security going. Um, what did you guys decide to take over? Committee wise,

0:25:38 Unknown Speaker #1

I'm of course, gonna be in charge of organizing. Ah, the the, uh, king and Queen Prince and Princess competition for the winter formal. And it's a competition. Yes. Yeah, we're doing it. We're switching it up this year. It's not gonna be a sort of fan boat. You must be a active student. Chaperones will not be hairstyles. Hairstyles don't make a difference. You can be bald as long as your student. But it's gonna be Oh, yeah, both

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getting me. So it could be any student a student of any kind.

0:26:10 Unknown Speaker #1

Ah, you're saying this You are saying this, But this isn't it wasn't my intention. Originally, we've actually ready picked the contestants. Okay, Uh, and it's gonna be sort of like if you have seen an episode of that show that ABC fun game show wipe out. Yeah, it's kind of gonna be it's gonna be more like that than it is gonna be a sort of popularity contest because we thought, let's eliminate the whole popularity contest thing. It's not about being popular. That's a thing I've learned. It's not about being private. School is about being popular. It's about being skilled, intelligent, uh, and fast school is definitely being passed. Eso we're making it a feat. A sort of test of ah of physical will versus coolness. Or I think that's a

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day. Are you gonna let us do quips and announce it? Yeah, because first of all, it's a no for me dog. You know what I mean? Regardless of what these kids do, it's a no

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for the way we will live commenting. Bill, I'd like to see Bill commentating because obviously, Bill, you did wipe out and ended up on the blooper reel of worst hair reveals, uh,

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you run to

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shows that day you are now and then you on the show that wears much later night worst hair.

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And this was from taking her helmet island wipe out. It was a really Yeah,

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it wasn't even a wiping. Yes.

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Now it was the end.

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Well, I thought I thought I was going to

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be on the respectful show. Hair falls off it the darndest

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time. That's respectful on I don't know if your hair fell off as much as it just Travolta is hosting. Hair falls off of the darndest times on and he's course have gone recently. Sands rug and left us. That was a rug. Yes. Oh,

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wait! This so that Teoh propagate The people react like

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that so later I I fuckin ended up on the track. The mad TV of hair fall off shows so mad I thought I was Congratulations, dude. No, no, it was humiliating. I thought it's gonna be me Intra volt. And he showed the clip,

0:28:29 Unknown Speaker #2

But no, I ended up on worst hair. A video he introduced you. Did he Did he say anything?

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Thing is

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everybody by name on the

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show talking about how we could lead talent E o t Saving a did well. I went to the rehearsal before I was

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violently ripped off the show and maybe go toe. I was rushed over the worse hair reveals, Um, but

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he said the wicket

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leap talented and he said, Is your name is Bill Kraybill? Crave E. And he said, Adele Disease

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hit a Dell disease. How he must have a broken brainer, something that's

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blocked in there like a fun, easy man.

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I think there's a funding for control. That's what I think. There's a bunion in that man because it is fun, but it's a little bit, but I'll me worse, hair reveals, ended up

0:29:28 Unknown Speaker #2

being pretty fun, you know, it was kind of where were you on the countdown. It was the worst way. On the other hand, reveals

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were just sort of like, Oh, no, like a

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bad haircut at the booth one where Richard Branson took his motorcycle helmet off and it was just kind of flying a little funny.

0:29:51 Unknown Speaker #4

Now I know a little bit how Hollywood works, but not as much. The game show circuit Did you shoot on the same day? Do you have more hair than 1/5 grader? Or was this different? No

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way. We shot the same day as that.

0:30:05 Unknown Speaker #4

Ok, well, you pound them aloud. What

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did you also do that day? Do you want to be a 1,000,000 hairs? I

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want to be a millionaire's. Yes. Do you? Yeah. I wanted to be. And let's just say

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and he wants to be a millionaire.

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Yes, you do. On jeopardy.

0:30:23 Unknown Speaker #2

I mean, this is so funny. Once you get in that cycle, that Hollywood cycle, they just will you right

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through. Well, let's just say Ah, I was no Ken Jennings. Wow.

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You Well, you didn't do well.

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No. Wow. No, I ah, let's see. I, um for the

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answer to the question was and I said, Who's the star frozen? Oh, and I just

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got I just saying to revolt. I wonder what the question would have been to make

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eye right Answer. Yeah, is what is wrong with drawn Trolled

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the answer. Of course, it was a devotee. And that should be Who is funding and brain

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way? Don't need to talk about it. But you are also on Hollywood Squares ahead. Hollywood's

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with Yes. Um, and Vilanch. Ah, Vilanch. Um was voted

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Ah, best hair. That's there was right. Lewites prayers waiver. Best I got human frog. You would think that would be a wonder ones Human frog on you would get best hair that time. Eyes such a way. I'm human fraud studies. You want to know what some of the other awards are? No way to directly mean it just sits there. You would think there

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would be some sort of protective clothing. But Lewis justice there gives

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you your E. And then I got voted. Job of the center square eyes is

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a bit of mixed up here.

0:32:33 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, I'm glad you got the game shows out of your system. Um and yeah, you know, God's again. We're really excited for winter formal. I

0:32:42 Unknown Speaker #5

feel like it's getting pretty well set. So we'll we'll check in

0:32:44 Unknown Speaker #2

over the next week or two as it's built up and get, We'll

0:32:48 Unknown Speaker #5

get it all out

0:32:49 Unknown Speaker #4

for everybody's saying, You know, all this type of global warming, you know, charity that you could work for or some way to change this. We're doing the formal. Okay, that's we're doing the thing. We're shaming.

0:33:01 Unknown Speaker #5

You have Google,

0:33:02 Unknown Speaker #4

you Google do figure it out.

0:33:04 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, it All right, We're gonna take a quick break when we get back. We're gonna have a guest in the lounge. Stay around. Alright, guys. Thank you so much for sticking it out through the break today. Uh, we got a great guests on the show. What? Is it wrong of me to thank our audience for sticking it out through a break?

0:33:22 Unknown Speaker #5

Don't assume the negative. I just You know, I'm not gonna wish you so much for coming were such fun. Maybe to manage

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Well, hey, you never know.

0:33:32 Unknown Speaker #5

So just come forward and fuck you guys.

0:33:34 Unknown Speaker #1

If you hit the 15 the little 15 2nd jump, but in a couple times, whatever, it doesn't matter. We got a guest on the show today. We're really excited. He's a good friend of ours. We spend a lot of time with him. He's your art teacher. Mr Lin.

0:33:48 Unknown Speaker #3

Hey, thanks for having me, guys. Excited to be here.

0:33:50 Unknown Speaker #1

Course, man. It's been a long time coming. Getting in here.

0:33:53 Unknown Speaker #3

Oh, yeah. Well, you know, the life of an art teacher. I got projects to grade. I got sculptures to look at. All that jazz plus three hours across fit every afternoon. We've been trying to have you in a ton, but your schedule just won't allow for. My schedule is chock full in the morning. I'm doing sauna and ice baths back to back, alternating hot and cold Hotbox icebox, you know, And then at night, I'm doing CrossFit for three hours during the day I'm teaching, and then after crossfit, I'm great And papers. All my art paper is

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a little interesting. I mean, I I don't

0:34:23 Unknown Speaker #6

know what an art teacher would look like, but

0:34:25 Unknown Speaker #3

you're definitely, like, pretty yoke for an artist. Yeah, You always carry around a big jug of water with the I got a gallon water jug with me. Wherever I go. One gallon of water jug. And I got a gallon of grass fed whole milk as well. I'm on a diet called go Mad Gallon of milk a day trying to put on some extra weight.

0:34:43 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah. No, not a lot of art.

0:34:44 Unknown Speaker #3

Teachers have to full sleeve tattoos depicting two different Spartan wars. But some

0:34:50 Unknown Speaker #5

of us do you know both.

0:34:53 Unknown Speaker #4

I noticed that both. Like how digital has hidden Mickeys. You got hidden, Girard. Butler's in both those.

0:34:58 Unknown Speaker #3

I got Gerard Butler and both I got I got his 300 character over here. And then over here, I got Mike Bannon, whose is a character from the fall Too far

0:35:07 Unknown Speaker #1

is interesting in the Angel has fallen when he is kicking someone into a whole Also from that

0:35:13 Unknown Speaker #3

Oh, yeah, yeah, I love that. That's my favorite part of the

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moon because that reminds me Now, I don't

0:35:17 Unknown Speaker #3

know if I ever talked to you guys about this, but I was I did a little time overseas. Yeah, prison. But I'm also I I also have, you know, multiple tours of combat throughout. Ah, lot of things. I can't talk about a lot of things. I can.

0:35:32 Unknown Speaker #1

You know

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normally a thing. A lot of kids will spread a rumor about a teacher, and you don't know if it's true. You are pretty upfront about everything. The students say.

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this is

0:35:40 Unknown Speaker #3

I got one and based rain on the top of my dick. Is that the one you're talking about? That rumor? Big ole, Vain at the top, my dick.

0:35:46 Unknown Speaker #1

That wasn't the one I was thinking about thinking about. All the stories we've heard about your time

0:35:50 Unknown Speaker #2

can't even exist with you because you are so quick

0:35:52 Unknown Speaker #3

to validate. Yes, well, hey, I'm an open book and its Chapter one and Chapter one is scary.

0:36:00 Unknown Speaker #4

Are open books. Stuff is all your kind of tough stuff. I would say, You know, there's not a lot open book about what happened with your divorce or why you're not speaking anymore.

0:36:10 Unknown Speaker #3

Oh, yeah, Well, those air tied pretty tightly together, caught my son fucking my wife, he said. He learned it from the front page of Porn Hub, and I

0:36:20 Unknown Speaker #5

said those were actors.

0:36:22 Unknown Speaker #3

And he goes, What

0:36:22 Unknown Speaker #5

says Riel, Mom and really fun. And it seems that front pages front page important. Yeah, because it's like, why is that so easily accessible. You're not searching incest. So it's the first thing when you open up foreign

0:36:34 Unknown Speaker #3

up page. Okay? Trust me. Unless that's, of course, the algorithm for the computer in mind. In which case I spill the tea. Ah, a lot of tentacle stuff showing up right up top. Oh, yeah. For you. Yeah, that's why

0:36:51 Unknown Speaker #5

he just comparing that. It only took us three minutes and 45 seconds to get to porn, huh? The's students, listen to this.

0:36:59 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, we try to make this a place where if the students here it great, but this is where we can unwind.

0:37:05 Unknown Speaker #1

That's good news there, Nsfw tag on it. You know, the kids know if they're getting into it, then they're going to hear some things that they can't un here.

0:37:12 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. Has that affected your relationship with students? Of course. As long as I've been a teacher here, I have not listened to one minute of

0:37:19 Unknown Speaker #5

it, I think because it's not

0:37:23 Unknown Speaker #3

because anything in particular other than why would

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why would you waste some of your own time

0:37:30 Unknown Speaker #2

on anyone else right now, in the same way, I haven't listened to any podcast of any of my friends,

0:37:34 Unknown Speaker #5

e I don't want

0:37:36 Unknown Speaker #6

to know way what's going on with them? No

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friends, no friends. Eat a comfortable distance. Yeah, I want to

0:37:43 Unknown Speaker #3

know is what's going on with Mindy Kaling and I Baranov and

0:37:46 Unknown Speaker #5

they don't have a podcast. Come on, Mandy and I let me know what's happening Already blocked

0:37:52 Unknown Speaker #3

me on the social media.

0:37:54 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah, you were following them. I guess you could say pretty aggressively.

0:37:57 Unknown Speaker #3

Oh, yeah, I was I was just kind heart. I emoji marry me, baby in both of their every one of their books, including the ones that voted with their families.

0:38:06 Unknown Speaker #4

Wow. You were You were forcefully removed from the blockers, Premier, right?

0:38:11 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah, that's right. I German soup. Lex John, CNN on the red carpet. And people were pissed

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and you, like,

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repelled in from above and sort of like to the whole military. Oh, yeah, it was. We went full operation dark light, if you will. And

0:38:28 Unknown Speaker #5

you

0:38:28 Unknown Speaker #1

say we because there were many people involved.

0:38:30 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah, I got some

0:38:31 Unknown Speaker #3

mercenary friends that are doing some contract works in black water level kind of guys. You know, we all ex del tax Green Beret except

0:38:39 Unknown Speaker #4

Devi Boys, because you were all dishonorably discharged. Right

0:38:42 Unknown Speaker #3

thigh. DD name comes from two different things just like our love. A big old titties. And also most of us were dishonorably discharged.

0:38:51 Unknown Speaker #5

Used to call that this on just

0:38:52 Unknown Speaker #2

like big titties. Yes, some of us,

0:38:54 Unknown Speaker #3

just like big titties. But also we were dishonorably discharged from the military. Correct. But also a dishonorable discharge is what you call when you accidentally come in. Your friend.

0:39:04 Unknown Speaker #5

If you come on your friend,

0:39:06 Unknown Speaker #3

it's friendly fire. But if you come in your friend, that's dishonorable discharge. Don't ask, Don't ask, Don't tell that

0:39:15 Unknown Speaker #4

it seems like you told no one asked.

0:39:17 Unknown Speaker #5

Don't ask I'll to let me switch it up. But you told you open book chapter to your common in your friends. It's too

0:39:27 Unknown Speaker #4

early for that open book Fair Russia. If you're writing a book, I'm saying, like, if you're actually putting up your memoirs Uh, that might not be the second chapter. You kind of want to let your audience know a little more about you.

0:39:39 Unknown Speaker #3

Want to bail to come in in a friend

0:39:42 Unknown Speaker #2

and you know about your place? Yes. Is it a good action at your place happens right near the very

0:39:47 Unknown Speaker #4

right. At the very end, Yes. Slow build. I do the theater, the pleader place. And it's all snow building. Yeah, and then a lot of excitement, right at

0:39:55 Unknown Speaker #3

the thanks for Explained that you did. Because when he said the place, I assumed you were the high school football coach.

0:40:00 Unknown Speaker #4

No. Yeah. I don't dio slow build plays on the football field.

0:40:03 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah, I don't think anyone should be doing Bill quadruple flea flicker, but it's really confused. But your

0:40:12 Unknown Speaker #4

art classes, it not only do not look like in our teacher, you do smell like, truly That's one thing you have in common.

0:40:17 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah, that's just my body oil. I got aware. Yeah, because I got, you know, third degree Ken Burns on most of my body. Yeah. I mean, you do kind of look like an abstract painting a lot about the burn. People will say that between the tattoos and the and the burns, people are like, What texture are you? I'm like, God forbid. I don't know, sweetheart. Yeah,

0:40:36 Unknown Speaker #2

you do sort of look mixed media.

0:40:38 Unknown Speaker #5

Oh, that's

0:40:38 Unknown Speaker #3

me. Yeah. Oh, I'm a little bit of charcoal these days and a little bit a

0:40:43 Unknown Speaker #5

acrylic thes air. All our terms. What made

0:40:47 Unknown Speaker #4

you get into art with, you know, I would assume maybe art therapy after what you saw it. War.

0:40:52 Unknown Speaker #3

That's 100% correct. Art therapy. And what? I saw a boat before I went to war. I was in our therapy from some shit I saw in high school.

0:40:59 Unknown Speaker #4

Oh, wow. Yeah, like you. Did You go to a dangerous high school?

0:41:03 Unknown Speaker #3

I went to Columbine High School. That's pretty dangerous. Yeah,

0:41:07 Unknown Speaker #4

it's honestly, a dangerous high school, but there

0:41:09 Unknown Speaker #5

is one. It's pretty one very

0:41:11 Unknown Speaker #4

dangerous time to offend that, right?

0:41:14 Unknown Speaker #2

That's famously dangerous. Yeah,

0:41:16 Unknown Speaker #4

but, you know, it's not like if you said like, Oh, I'm making a dangerous Mind style movie. It's at a dangerous high school Columbine. That wouldn't be exactly what I picture for, like a dangerous high

0:41:29 Unknown Speaker #3

school, right? Right, Because, like Michelle Pfeiffer or Tom Berenger of the substitute whatever you know, high school based action scene we're talking about here. Be weird to be mostly non eventful at Columbine, especially if you're not there in April 20th 1998 20. All right, you were No. I was now a known enough. I want, like, three years after it happened. Okay? But I I was I was in charge of training the students and teachers in some, and I got really into it. And then that's what made me join the military. Okay, I showed aptitude for remorse, Lis killing early on in my training. So once they saw that in me, they shall be right to the top. And they call that aptitude because that's what they're looking for. They're looking for mindless killers often, all right. And, uh, I had in mind, but I was willing to kill. So I'm your guy. You were just like, breaking frog's legs during, like, a boot camp. Yeah, they were like, you know, day one, a boot camp for having dissect a frog, demonstrate Halle inside organs of people. We're gonna have you just But I was just breaking them from

0:42:35 Unknown Speaker #5

Give me another one from nasty, bro. That

0:42:38 Unknown Speaker #3

frog broke his fucking Larry Morris. Split them wide open, eating them like a fuckin like a flat chicken wing. Split them open, stuck the meat off the bones. Rock, Rock

0:42:47 Unknown Speaker #5

on. You got sick from this or no, no, You said raw. I thought

0:42:50 Unknown Speaker #3

you were, like, greeting me in some language.

0:42:55 Unknown Speaker #5

Teoh, you really took that in stride. You know, I was. You said raw back. I

0:43:02 Unknown Speaker #3

just think it was a greeting. I didn't want to seem like I didn't know what was going

0:43:04 Unknown Speaker #5

way. You kind of

0:43:06 Unknown Speaker #2

a world

0:43:06 Unknown Speaker #3

traveler, start time overseas. I spent a lot of time and I've been in. I've seen some combat in Iraq, Afghanistan, and and I've seen some quote unquote tourism in South America and Central America and Vietnam and Thailand. And

0:43:23 Unknown Speaker #4

so these were more black. Watery operations.

0:43:26 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah, we call black ops. They were

0:43:27 Unknown Speaker #3

unnecessarily approved by the government. Or even an idea of the government's is just kind of actions that were happening that needed free freelancing.

0:43:36 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah, well, we'll see. Here's

0:43:38 Unknown Speaker #3

the thing. One freelance murderer. Yeah, started? Yes. I started off in the Special Forces in the United States Army. I was a Green beret, and then I showed some aptitude. Their lead up to my squad leader became a platoon leader. This that led to the other thing. I had the mind so the J stock bump me up to Delta. And once you're in Delta, you're off the grid. You're just doing what they tell you to do. You just get a letter in the mail. It's like, Hey, be here. Be square.

0:44:01 Unknown Speaker #5

I don't even know what you're talking

0:44:02 Unknown Speaker #3

about anymore. Yeah, me neither. That I like to keep everyone casting, but the Delta Force is an elite force made up of the best of the best from both Navy seals. And it's ah, not officially a government. Uh, division from both Navy Sales and Green Berets and Marine Force Recon and the United States Air Force Parrot Para jumpers. All the elite units cool feet of and maybe even some CIA operatives that don't even have come from military background might all end up in Delta. Coolest thing about being a Delta, you can grow your hair out and have a beard

0:44:35 Unknown Speaker #5

well on. I do what I say offer that. There's a lot of

0:44:37 Unknown Speaker #4

rumors because there's the movie. There's the movie Delta Force. Yeah. Chuck Norris. Yeah. There's also Delta farce. And I heard that character was based on you.

0:44:45 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. Three character in Delta farce is based on

0:44:48 Unknown Speaker #2

Larry Cable. Guy joined. Yeah, but see, it's just loosely

0:44:52 Unknown Speaker #3

based on me because I was famous for being in combat in a sleeveless flannel. That was my big thing over my tactical vast. I'd wear an open sleeveless flannel and you hold the record for falling out of the most helicopters while jumping out. But they count the falling as because I jumped out of about 11 helicopters, fell out about 40 e. So I got 51 I just going jumps. I actually qualify for helicopter jump school because I felt so many times. It's hard for me when I'm in there cause I'm looking at the you know everyone else's like focused on their mission there the M 60 door gunner, the co pilot, the pilot, their explosives expert. And I'm sitting there looking at the horizon, saying, Who if I had some cerulean blue, I could just mix that with a little titanium weight and blend myself something nice. So our eyes, you know, and then boom, Next thing I know, I'm falling out.

0:45:42 Unknown Speaker #5

I thought this'd most of the time. I've lucky I

0:45:45 Unknown Speaker #3

phone out, landed in a body of water two times I landed in san headfirst, sticking out there? Yeah, they were able to hover down pretty low and just grabbed me by my ankle and help me out, but actually fell. You fell

0:45:59 Unknown Speaker #6

out of a helicopter on accident and landed on an isil. Leader killed him.

0:46:05 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes. Yes, that was huge for me. I got I got the medal honor for killing an isil leader and the mistake of honor as well. Yes, yes, I got the Medal of honor I've got. And I got the call of duty. Modern warfare, and thank God I did that the day before, I fell out of a chopper and I landed in a stroller and they were twins in there, and they're both toast. I was in hot water, but the next day I became war hero. Argue that there shouldn't have been two babies in that stroller. I said, with twins, you either kill one or separate them and use it to some wildly lifelong biology experience. You've got off on that. You got on that war crimes That was Yeah. I was like those vulnerable districts. That was an honorable discharge.

0:46:46 Unknown Speaker #5

I had a full full salute

0:46:49 Unknown Speaker #3

to a flag as I've ejaculated on that stroller with two dead baby twins in

0:46:52 Unknown Speaker #5

it. Wow. Identical. Wow. They were both

0:46:56 Unknown Speaker #3

just pools of red at that

0:46:58 Unknown Speaker #5

point. And now you teach at Hamilton High. Just teach

0:47:01 Unknown Speaker #3

and do no more missions on the summer, winter or spring breaks. Big link, Big Wing. Yes, I know you're not supposed to say that.

0:47:07 Unknown Speaker #5

Yes. So it's interesting learning some of your military background. I'm curious how

0:47:11 Unknown Speaker #2

you bring that to your teaching art. What do you guys working

0:47:14 Unknown Speaker #3

on right now? Ah, well, right now we're having people draw their darkest nightmares and whatever medium they want asked for a lot of the kids. They're not having the kind of nightmares. I want them to have some effect. I'm going to their house and engaging with their parents, and I'm setting up some kind of scary shit for them to do. Yeah. Yeah.

0:47:31 Unknown Speaker #4

So you're creating nightmares to fire our

0:47:34 Unknown Speaker #3

That's correct, cause I find some of my best art comes from my nightmares. You know, if your holding a man's throat who has a K bar knife to your neck and your slowly pinching his windpipe when you watch his face turned blue and you watch the bio form of the corners amounts. You watched his eyes say, I'm out of here. You hold on to their and you just watch until his body evacuates his battles until he's urinating and you just slowly kill it. Once you see that you got yourself a paint.

0:48:01 Unknown Speaker #4

Wow, I think I might need to make a paying Just hearing that description. Ah, that took me to a dark place. You're welcome. Eso and

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their crew, your paintings

0:48:11 Unknown Speaker #3

air very Cruz drawing. I'm not good at art that I think the feeling that's important, not the skill level of the stray those you can do. Those who can't teach a my right that's us. Admit, That's right. I teach driving because I cannot do it. Absolutely accident every time I get in the car. So I have

0:48:29 Unknown Speaker #2

to sit in the passenger side and put my foot on the big break. That's what I do. You know you can't act. That's why you gotta teach. Correct. Your plays have been pan

0:48:40 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, yeah, but that doesn't mean I can't act.

0:48:41 Unknown Speaker #2

You're not cool. That's why you have to wear that leather jacket on those kids

0:48:44 Unknown Speaker #1

that doesn't have to do with teaching, though I I know biology.

0:48:50 Unknown Speaker #2

I don't know.

0:48:51 Unknown Speaker #1

I could do biology, if you know what I mean. Sex, e

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sex. You might Country obviously are not

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good. It's got a country of the powerhouse of the sale. Your bodies? Oh, yeah, that's the shit I know. I know the biology slip a k bar knife into a man's gold. Your body. He remembers

0:49:07 Unknown Speaker #4

you. I'm not surprised that powerhouse of the cells was the one that stuck with you. You're learning biology.

0:49:13 Unknown Speaker #3

That's all I needed because that's the one that processes adenosine triphosphate. 80 p. A k. The active ingredient in Crete.

0:49:21 Unknown Speaker #5

You have such specific. I've been reading

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muscle and fitness magazines since I was 10. And even when I took 10 years off from working out still read the magazine, my family think I might be

0:49:33 Unknown Speaker #5

gay. Your family may be yourself. Oh, yeah. I thought

0:49:37 Unknown Speaker #3

about being gay for a while, but then I realized I wasn't attracted to these men as much as I aspired to be them. And so I started lifting weights. And then I got that job in Columbine High School ready to fucking knock these nerds

0:49:48 Unknown Speaker #5

out on,

0:49:49 Unknown Speaker #3

then turns out they had no more shootings and I was needed more action. So I went from Columbine, Afghanistan type. That's Chapter three from Columbine to Afghanistan. That's a good play idea. You should.

0:50:03 Unknown Speaker #4

It actually says Very fascinating. Maybe we could work together and I could do a biography of your life and kind of ID, obviously play you and have to probably spoke up a little bit A little

0:50:14 Unknown Speaker #3

bit. Yeah, again. £200. I recommend heavy farmers. Gary's as as often as you can.

0:50:20 Unknown Speaker #4

Okay, So any farmer certainly ensure

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no farmer walk is when you carry to dumbbells or kettlebells in your hands. On the wall ground develops traps, creep strength, you know, all the usual.

0:50:30 Unknown Speaker #4

What if you can't get those off the ground?

0:50:32 Unknown Speaker #3

You can't pick dumbbells up. Come in all different ways.

0:50:35 Unknown Speaker #4

Is there one that's lighter than a feather?

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What about

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one that just take the lowest number? Mr. We are the weirdos Yeah, on the craft Love that movie I love Gothic chicks

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waken say we all

0:50:52 Unknown Speaker #4

dio Yeah, I think we all have shown the craft at least once or twice on hungover day or substitute

0:50:58 Unknown Speaker #3

show that I show the craft. I show cruel intentions and the show Wild things and I shall while things and I show hollow man because I want them to see Kevin Bacon's Penis twice. I'll tell you what I get 98.6 degrees of Kevin Bacon, if you know what I mean. That my body temperature goes back down, the more I usually run at 101 from all the other mechanics.

0:51:20 Unknown Speaker #4

So I guess I don't know what you mean. If Kevin Bacon cools you down,

0:51:24 Unknown Speaker #3

cool down and you see just Kevin Bacon to sort of bait a nice guy. But little, you know, not a non threatening cock. It's not like you're seeing it. You don't think he's working with a hog? He's got a hawk. He's got a hug. Don't get me wrong, but he's shooting a pool scene in shower scene. He's not full logging. Those right now is not Fassbender, right? I watch. I showed last three times. Ham's got hot, but Ham hasn't shown in the movie then, right? I'm tired of this magazine photo shoot from far.

0:51:52 Unknown Speaker #4

Yes, and human blowing the whistle on Hamm's

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heart. God, this I mean, come on bullshit, lady. Oh, and Ham. We have one like that

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until he proves it.

0:52:03 Unknown Speaker #3

If you want a career, if he wants to make a big comeback, he needs to quit drinking and show his

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way. Now how? We used

0:52:13 Unknown Speaker #3

to watch Mad Man all the time in the barracks way. Loved. He had the DVDs. Did you have a satellite feed? We had a satellite feed. Matthew Winer set us up pretty true. He loves the truth. You know, you got support. We started used that against people all the time. Like support the troops send us all those cuts and bad men when you get so we watched a lot of rough cuts. You know, our 14 minute long It's daily without the special effects, baby. Oh, baby. Are a lot of people just off camera shouting and strange access confusing for us to watch. But I love that show.

0:52:47 Unknown Speaker #4

I used to do USO shows, uh, because I obviously support the troops. And I would have served like you if I could have.

0:52:56 Unknown Speaker #3

And the reason you can is willing

0:52:58 Unknown Speaker #4

to cowardly That's fair. That's medical. Yeah, I had, uh yeah. Coward. Bones, is you diagnosed Yeah, with coward bones, coward, bone spurs on DSO. But I did go over there and I did some I did a whole variety show, you know, because the joke the show was always You're about to bring out a sexy actress that everyone knows, But it's always me During an impression of the actress got pissed beaten out of me. Oh,

0:53:28 Unknown Speaker #3

I remember hearing about that. I think people were both pissed about the let down that it wasn't a sexy woman. And then also, you were doing that weird Asian accent for your Scarlett Johansson

0:53:39 Unknown Speaker #5

introduction. Yeah, because it was a trance.

0:53:43 Unknown Speaker #4

And take down that. I think about taking out a car.

0:53:45 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah, I think out of context, that just seemed like you were doing some old school 19 seventies Chinese. Stand up.

0:53:52 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, I think there was mostly a context issue.

0:53:55 Unknown Speaker #3

Personally, I went people told me about it. I left my ass off.

0:53:58 Unknown Speaker #4

Were there any What was your Obviously art was your escape, But did you have another escape? You know, from or

0:54:04 Unknown Speaker #3

hash. So you have to You have to. That's your best way to get in with these people. You smoke Who insurgents. The good guys, the bad guys. You just wanna be smoking hash over their smell like hash. They trust you. I smoke a full on hookah blow my ass wide open with hash.

0:54:23 Unknown Speaker #5

That makes a little bit

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of sense to me. You

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know, I don't trust

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someone who's too squeaky clean even here. Yeah, I mean, you selling hash

0:54:29 Unknown Speaker #6

over there eventually led to the capture of Osama bin Laden.

0:54:33 Unknown Speaker #3

That's right. Something Osama bin Laden started buying hash off me. I didn't know it was him at the time, but then I started selling them first person shooter games. Osama bin Laden, Book Command and Conquer, which is a real time strategy game. I understand it's not RTs, but he purchased a few more games. I got borderlands two, you know. And then he asked for the Charlie bit me video this guy up, and if

0:54:54 Unknown Speaker #5

you look all that stuff, actually on his hard drive I never told you guys My

0:55:01 Unknown Speaker #3

first art piece that ever got is in the, uh, the Afghanistan Art Museum. The A M. No beautiful museum. Beautiful museum. Yeah, and so my my painting, I guess you call the paintings mixed medium. I was blowing hash with a bunch of insurgents, You know, a lot. I was undercover, Pretended to be a haji. And I, uh, uh called for the situation called for. And you know this. Is there any one of these guys the situation called? You know, Mike Sorrentino. He's a lieutenant in the Delta Force. A lot of people think you went to jail for tax evasion, but he was on logo front cover witness protection went to the military. When

0:55:42 Unknown Speaker #2

you need when you need Loki,

0:55:43 Unknown Speaker #3

you call the situation on. So the situation called and he said, You got to do me a favor, got take this motherfucker out and I was like, It's gonna make a mess. And everyone's gonna know he's like throws and I So I threw a little easel up behind this guy, Put a fucking silence pistol to his head, pulled the trigger 45 caliber, right? There's rain pink mist. Beautiful. Unbeknownst to

0:56:06 Unknown Speaker #2

me lands on that easel and it

0:56:08 Unknown Speaker #3

looks fucking beautiful. Color like a pollock. Like a Kevin Policy. Usual suspects. His

0:56:16 Unknown Speaker #2

standings are incredible. Not enough people talk about,

0:56:19 Unknown Speaker #3

you know Kevin Pollock on this pot,

0:56:21 Unknown Speaker #4

we're trying week. Every time we calm, we just keep getting Christopher Walken. So

0:56:26 Unknown Speaker #3

he's pretends as assistant.

0:56:28 Unknown Speaker #4

I know. Is that you pretending?

0:56:30 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah, one of the

0:56:31 Unknown Speaker #3

things he's known for besides being in some of the greatest films in the 19 eighties, is he's mostly known for his Chris Walken impression.

0:56:37 Unknown Speaker #4

I mean, I can't but that zone impression We're not getting Chris walking every time

0:56:41 Unknown Speaker #3

we call. Oh, you know what? To be fair, I'm speaking out of turn. It could be Chris walking. Uh, would be weird for Chris walking the answer and Kevin Pollock phone. You might have the wrong number. Two. It could be looking for his last job. His last out

0:56:55 Unknown Speaker #5

could be, you know, trying t know

0:56:56 Unknown Speaker #3

she's going. Oh, you got to get that final job. Everyone needs an end of life job in the E. Oh, that's my art Teaching A year and 1/2 left will be your life of my life. Yeah, for sure. I mean, I hope that's borrowed time, baby. I'm I'm on borrowed time.

0:57:16 Unknown Speaker #4

You had a pretty similar experience. They're making a podcast about you that's pretty similar to the Bowe Bergdahl experience, right? That's correct where you disappeared. He went away without leave. And you kind of use the defense? Um,

0:57:31 Unknown Speaker #3

yeah, they tried last year. I took a fully a sabbatical Now is gone for one full year. And they tried to fire me. I said, Oh, no, I was a p o w. I was a Venezuelan prisoner of war for a year is what the school things. But in reality, I was a prison warden in Venezuela for one

0:57:51 Unknown Speaker #5

because this excuse a few times you said

0:57:53 Unknown Speaker #2

that you were one of

0:57:54 Unknown Speaker #3

the Chilean miners. That was Chilean miner. I was one of the Thai kids trapped in a cave. I was also one of the divers, one of the Peto divers who had to rescue the kid.

0:58:02 Unknown Speaker #1

You said also that you were on on that Malaysian Airlines flight that disappeared. And you're the only person that came back.

0:58:09 Unknown Speaker #3

Ah, well, yeah, I mean, that one's obviously e. I got plenty of cover stories. I just look at stuff that happens in the news. And I'm like, That was me, baby,

0:58:20 Unknown Speaker #5

that is right. That's how you do it.

0:58:21 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah, Through a battery of Santa Claus in the Philadelphia Eagles, stadium that was making you just say that you like. That's why I can't make it to work today. Check the news. It's really

0:58:31 Unknown Speaker #2

That's smart. That's really smart. My excuses air a little thinner and they usually get caught by about lunch.

0:58:38 Unknown Speaker #3

The company has a lot of great.

0:58:40 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah, they figure out they see me, you know, just like just off campus grounds that Yes, because you

0:58:46 Unknown Speaker #3

could, because you get free teacher lunch here. The you come in,

0:58:49 Unknown Speaker #5

come in. I were disguised. That I think is convincing.

0:58:51 Unknown Speaker #3

Oh, let me work with you on disguises, Okay? Oh, yeah. I spent a year and 1/2 as a woman and a Vietnamese brothel in a brothel. Gathering information, OK, And

0:59:01 Unknown Speaker #2

what did that until what was your job?

0:59:03 Unknown Speaker #3

How fucking and fucking tourists as they came through, that was all to stay undercover. Yeah, I never got any information, but I built a solid base of connections and made over $44,000. Really? Only one year of sucking and fucking 8 to 10 cox a day that would do shows with some of the other women in there. But I had to be very because I was not about. I told the military I'm like, I am not changing my genitals. The Ping Pong show is difficult for you. That was easy for me. You just a little doggy style. You just got to keep that butthole waxed. Get that bottle waxed. You eat up a bunch of chickpeas and you could pop anything you want out there.

0:59:44 Unknown Speaker #5

So how is this advice gonna

0:59:46 Unknown Speaker #4

help him? Pretend Teoh leave campus and coming with extra? Look

0:59:50 Unknown Speaker #3

how you've just got to go big with your disguise, people. Well, look, the military Delta Force uses the film. Who's Harry Crumb? Tiu Terminal there. That's how we figure out our disguises. Customs. We just copy whatever Harry Crumbs doing

1:00:04 Unknown Speaker #4

right, because I saw they released some of that seal team six footage and it basically looked like the clumps.

1:00:11 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah, well,

1:00:13 Unknown Speaker #3

that footage you saw footage they wanted you to see. Oh, yeah. The reason I look back the clubs is because it was one Navy seal playing all the Navy seals. It was very confusing. I can't believe how many people fell for it. You got a good eye, my friend. It must be the acting teaching you noticed it was just one Navy seal, but it became seal Team six. Yes, it was.

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You hear? Lewis was one

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chanting Hercules! Hercules! Yeah, well, they did cut spicing some real audio from the movie. Not gonna make me shit my pants. It was funny and heroic at the same. That's right. Yeah, that's what you want best. That's what you want. An elite mission. You want to be funny

1:00:53 Unknown Speaker #2

that it's a viral. If it was just a video of killing someone who is a military importance, You know, maybe that doesn't blow up. But if it's funny, like the clumps, it hasn't been

1:01:02 Unknown Speaker #6

an angle. Every surge has to have a funny angle.

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Yes, all your damn right. This guy's damn

1:01:09 Unknown Speaker #4

right now. Um, I know you're kind of on the chopping block here. 10 year wives, because you've been doing some of student debates. I know we've been having some like political debates where teachers debate students from the debate club.

1:01:23 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes, that's correct. I'm on the chopping, but you tell me

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wagon Well, you could You could go pretty

1:01:30 Unknown Speaker #4

aggressive with the debates and the students, and you kind of end up turned the debates into insults on a kind of cruel competition.

1:01:38 Unknown Speaker #2

Most verbal. Yeah, horrible and sort of. But the second you look

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me in the eye, I am an apex predator. You

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look me in the eye, I'm gonna tax. And when one these

1:01:47 Unknown Speaker #3

little fucking fruity little kids looking at me and saying

1:01:51 Unknown Speaker #5

Mr Landon! Mr. Landon! Let me speak. Let go

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of me! Mr. Landon! Let go of me! This is not how debates work. Please, Principal, Stop him! Stop him! Oh, no! He's

1:02:01 Unknown Speaker #5

in the rafters. We're never gonna catch. You know, when people are saying that stuff, it drives me up the fucking wall and I'm bound to react. Yeah, bound to Rio. People

1:02:11 Unknown Speaker #2

are too quick to tell us how we can't behave around the Children,

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you know? I mean, like, that's

1:02:16 Unknown Speaker #3

a big thing with this administration. So don't do this around the Children. You can't smoke cigarettes in class. Where is she? Rolled every day. Oh, that's my least favorite. I got them to finally approve sleeveless button down shirt. That's which is great, cause I got all these leftover dealt the far shore. Is that for everybody? Is that we're just for our team because for everybody, but I'm the only one taking advantage of it. You took the talk top over your classroom, right? A convertible classroom. I took my top. I said, It's I tried to do this job, guys like it's topless Tuesday And then I was gonna be charged with sexual harassment of a minor because there's a couple of girls in the class and I said I meant the roof of the classroom. And the principal is like over. Yeah, and I was like, Uh yeah, off course. And so then the next day, I had to take that roof.

1:03:01 Unknown Speaker #5

What about the

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principle going around and challenging all the teachers just standing in the corner gun? Oh, yeah, I'd love to see.

1:03:08 Unknown Speaker #3

He's a smarmy prick.

1:03:09 Unknown Speaker #5

It's like he's challenging

1:03:10 Unknown Speaker #2

us to ruin the school. If we had

1:03:12 Unknown Speaker #3

a guy, if we had a guy like that in our battalion, we'd give him the Code red. Oh yeah, what a big It's a big glass of mountain day and it's

1:03:21 Unknown Speaker #5

I thought it was sort of Ah, you're in that time

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we beat his ass with bars of soap in socks,

1:03:27 Unknown Speaker #4

so it's it's kind of wear a few good men left off and then, you know, things change. Something was in a

1:03:34 Unknown Speaker #3

way, that we got zero good men, if you ask me, were all bad motherfuckers.

1:03:40 Unknown Speaker #5

So you got a bad

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to the cowardly bone. Maybe

1:03:44 Unknown Speaker #4

you've got your sleeves air off the button up. You at the top off in the class there.

1:03:49 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah, I got bottoms off at home. I got it was the smartest thing I ever did was get I'd covered all my furniture and tarps, so I had to sit down with no bottoms on and not worry about leaving a skin. Doesn't that feel disgusting? Oh, it's disgusting. Peeling my hamstrings off my tarp covered couch every morning. But if you shit, it's no big

1:04:08 Unknown Speaker #5

if you should, if you might. Shit. You don't need to shit on your couch. You know, shit I don't want I know I don't want

1:04:16 Unknown Speaker #3

to shoot on my couch, but if you've spent one year putting and taken out ping pong balls out of your

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ass, it don't work the way you want to work in the morning. I have to

1:04:24 Unknown Speaker #3

wait till my rectum retirements. And do you still eat a lot of chickpeas. I cannot give up those garbanzo beans. I love homis and I love chickpeas. And I love roasted eggplant homos. And I'm not roasted red pepper

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home. I don't know what

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else you put chickpeas in before waffle. Oh, yeah.

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Yeah. They used Teoh. They got pasta's made out of chickpeas. Now

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who? I gotta try that check. Zero t

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shirt. He wrote Teoh

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be roti. I served with a guy named Chickpea Row. Teeny. Tiny little Guido be routine. He

1:04:59 Unknown Speaker #3

was our explosives expert. Uh,

1:05:02 Unknown Speaker #4

how's he doing

1:05:02 Unknown Speaker #3

here? While he died? He blew his head off.

1:05:06 Unknown Speaker #5

He blew his own head off. Yeah, he he made what

1:05:08 Unknown Speaker #3

was called a pillow bomb and he slept on. They're supposed to put that in someone else's house. Yeah, that And that's where the confusion life. I was supposed to put that on someone else put it in his house, but ruled a suicide. So your boy keeps teaching.

1:05:24 Unknown Speaker #5

You're my boy. Just below where you scared?

1:05:27 Unknown Speaker #3

We're bonded for life. All four of us. No, I didn't get that from leather

1:05:33 Unknown Speaker #5

jackets. Get out of shadows. Get this schedule. You've

1:05:37 Unknown Speaker #1

been scaring me. If I'm

1:05:38 Unknown Speaker #5

being totally honest. Pretty scared. Yeah, You

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should be scared. I got this place wired.

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What do you mean

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by another pillow? Bob? Look

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at all your shirts. See those red dots? Yeah. Those are the laser pointers, baby. Why you got snipers on us? Oh, always. I feel like Sam Jackson as the negotiator. Oh, I love that movie. Yeah, my favorite actor, Kevin Spacey.

1:06:02 Unknown Speaker #5

That's your favorite actor. Yeah, I heard you help shoot that Frank Underwood video.

1:06:06 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, that's right. We shut the directed that Yeah, most were mostly involved with notes on the acting and the writing, but we shot the whole thing

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acting in the rat in his primo top match just the time. And that was that. You said Release it now. No, don't wait till it cools off. Released it. Now. You won't seem like a psychopath.

1:06:28 Unknown Speaker #4

Way said that. Look how in touch you'll seem talking down to your accusers and everyone that doesn't believe you. That's the way you got to do it. Then they start to respect you.

1:06:37 Unknown Speaker #5

And then you

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got to think how proud to create a house of cards is to see that video. Oh, thank God. I not only made this guy a millionaire, But now he's using my character. Try to get back in the good

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graces my character lives on as a horrible riel life. Man, you gotta

1:06:51 Unknown Speaker #3

feel like Vince Gilligan watching fucking, uh, El Camino. Pretty similar.

1:06:58 Unknown Speaker #4

Same travesty. I haven't seen El Camino yet, so I can't speak to a

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spoiler alert. It's a car, El Caminos. A car? That's the big spoiler car.

1:07:07 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, thanks again for being here. Oh, and Ah, good luck with the rest of the year And your vacation. Where Where again were you going for the winter break?

1:07:16 Unknown Speaker #3

I'm going to an island off the coast of America called South America. A big island. Can't be specific as to where I'm going, But the second you see a revolution begin, Just know that was me. Okay,

1:07:31 Unknown Speaker #2

Before you go, did you want to plug anything? Any projects going on?

1:07:35 Unknown Speaker #3

Oh, yeah, that would be great. Eso me and chickpea row teeny, we've launched our own

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podcast. Oh, cool.

1:07:40 Unknown Speaker #3

You got to check it out. It's really fun. We we get together and we we watch old action movies way. Talk about him for hours on end. You can check it out of action, boys dot biz.

1:07:55 Unknown Speaker #4

Which one of them? I

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think, you know, eyes me. Full disclosure chickpea routine E.

1:08:04 Unknown Speaker #3

That was also meet personalities, which we're learning. Leon, these air just aliases

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that we're hitting a bit of a Keyser Soze a

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moment. Uh, no. My name is Mr Ear Wolf. I'm guest y five.

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Well, thanks for being here. Thanks, everyone for listening. And people listen, We'll see. Uh, until next time, stay flippy.