Rummagespringa with Braden (Mary Sasson)

good job of the fire drill yesterday, guys.

Oh, that was

s ice. Yeah, right. I like what I like that. We told the fire department we were all right, We got outside. We said we made it fire drill over. They were still there. Like it took you 1/2 hour. Yeah, we had. We got it. Yeah. And then we were. And then they were also like, and also there is actually a fire, and we're like, don't worry about it. But that was the darndest thing when

that was just dumb luck.

That was luck. That it on the way out. What were you trying to get rid of? Some some dirty mags? A little trash can not.

What? When I found out that the fire Department was coming, you know, I panicked. I heard the same. He said if I said I was like the Nixon White House, I started trading.

It is not illegal failure

of age you

undergo for us to be keeping poured on campus, it'll at least get me fired. Yeah, I mean, joined the fire. Okay. I got to run to a garbage can mind still running. They couldn't put it out eso

you let a classic little metal trash can fire well, and it's not

pornography. It's it's tasteful photos of men and women. Um, a lot of hunting stuff like some of them were calendars somewhere over calendars.

House calendar. Be nasty.

That's right. And of

course, Jane, if they're serves a purpose, I don't care if somebody's nude on it, just like

it's underneath it. You're not going to get cold on The

bolts that hold the tires on my car are

explicit. They're disgusting. Yeah, I have ever right. Boasts their little nipples. Adult samples. Yeah, I

do think I think the tire your rams air. Very funny, because they are. They are our boobs.

I've had the funniest rims in town for

years and are out there. A lot of people say it's funny to put like truck nuts on their truck or whatever you've got boob tires got both tired.

What is so funny?

But I was so tired on Oh, there's truck mass truck nightshirt. Nice. How about both Tired? Yeah. What about Titi? Lugs everything. We've seen your legs, their titties. Well, I lot of

people say it's a tent on the tent because the actual rim itself is a boob. And then the lugs or tits.

Well, let's explain this thing.

Yeah, I think it's time for us to explain the difference between boobs, tits and nipples. Is it done? I don't know. That's up to us, but yet it's not our story. But I tell you what is its

tipper tat? I don't have you guys have been to my ah, parlor Got shut down pretty quickly because it was it was kind of Ah, I opened it in the French Quarter. Like, show me to be

attack. French

Quarter was the perfect place to do it. It was really embraced for a while.

Yeah, Yeah. I'm not talking

about New Orleans. No talking about French Quarter. My how times.

Well, there was, like, a talented near period where it was okay to just go around telling people toe show that you, you their tits, has given beads or something. The the nineties were so stupid. What was everyone doing? Just hanging on Dirty Lakes

exams during the nineties? Just like I can't

get a commercial on Comedy Central to save my life. These girls gone wild videos were on for four hours a night.

I was gonna say its commercial. I say it was immediately obvious to me your frame of reference when you said dirty lakes

think these lakes still exist. These

Arizona leg? Yes, because Harold Roosevelt

Bush, we've all been a Bush lake in Arizona.

Absolutely. Bush Lake is really good.

The 1st 1st

Yes, Yes. This is covered Walker. Herbert Walker, Bush Lake. Only in

Arizona later. Pretty sure he's Herbert Graveside. Pretty sure he's dead.

Oh, is that that

funeral we were?

Oh, is that where we were when

we got on the pizzas? Delivered? Yeah. And we didn't stand for the salute or the anthem.

Why do the anthem? Why did they ever do the anthem? We're tired of it. We're tired of the ad. We're gonna do

some anthem stuff now. I think we should probably get into today's episode. Come

on. Got right right when

he was about to say We've been eased into it and he stole the what pleasure do you guys get out of saying Kick it before I could say,

What pleasure do you get out? It's just the

thing that it's my role. I like to feel in one pleasure in the submissive. Well, it's dominant of us. How? No, I think you wanna have that. Same. You want to do the kick it? Yeah, I would love to do it. So can we restart it? I'm gonna say kicking less

really is the last time any of us had sex. I

mean, we're talking about

his nuts, tits and dominant

sub. What is going on? Are we okay? Uh, it's were saying, I just know that I'm I'm just cooped up around

all these kids all day. Don't say don't say it. Hold it in, box it down. Push it to your loins. It's

got to come out somehow. If we actually had sex, would we be funny? That's the question. I always ask if I have factors. Will I lose my funny?

Well, here's my question. I have not had Everybody knows I have not had a lot of sex, right? And

the understatement Central,

Am I funny? Well, they see now you are an outlier where you're not funny and you don't You know what I mean? Like

it's a square rectangle. Just cause you don't fuck doesn't make you funny. But if you're funny and you fuck you

lose it. Square time. We're describing how his Penis.

Uh OK, people say, Well, I know this is

a rectangle, but is this a square? I was a short is it is a step.

Okay. It's definitely rectangle. My Penis is definitely think that if I want anything

as short as it is small, what is that? Work showed. No, that's wide right.

Okay, this isn't funny.

It's like a German were

team e p me is Danny Pink.

Okay, well, you know what? We're gonna put play the theme music again when I

say can't get all You son of a bag and seal CEO told me Rick Anderson over first

into the kicking. Okay, Restarted. Kick it. God damn it. Okay, anyway, welcome everybody to the teacher's lounge. The first, best and only podcast prevent issues relevant to the Hamilton High School community. Yeah, I of course am Howard, get off the piano. Levis, Uh, your biology teacher Ah,

subject of that hack name. Are you the subject of the nickname? Yes. Are you being quoted?

Well, I'll just say this. The rumors are true. I did go to a dueling piano bar this weekend. Ah, and I tried Teoh to usurp control of one of the piano's, um,

every

week you come in with the rumor that none of us have heard. Really? Yeah. You come into the new nickname in a rumor I have no idea about.

Well, maybe that means you guys should be a little more plugged into my life cause

a cool stuff going on.

I got

Oh, really? Was it cool when you are on the piano?

I had a blast. I heard you've

been approaching Bernie Taupin to kind of ah, use. There's my pitch. I heard you've been approaching Bernie Topping after you weigh famously writes all about John Song. Yes, yes. Uh, as you kind of want to be the

new Elton. But all you do is get up on the piano. A lot of people play it.

You guys know a lot of people have said I'm a little bit boring. I don't have I'm not very flamboyant. Ah, and I saw that Rocket Man movie, and I was like, You know what? Maybe the change that I need to make is Ah, I need to sort of put myself out there and a little more flash A little more flash, Little flare You

in the movie when he plays piano in the troubadours First show is discovered. Everyone floats in the air. When you did it, everyone sank to help

Everyone went to the bathroom tied. Everyone had to go to the video. Everyone ST the hell through the floor. We had a funny thing that through the least may you're

performing where you were at the boob adore

I was playing at the move Adore I did I got I got a show at the boob adore after my performance What

I did tonight I'm not gonna way

went to the I played a show at the boob adore After I after I usurped control at a piano bar,

I thought it was the trouble window. Nope. We had a funny video. Okay, then I think we're also not gonna punch up our friends jokes. Uh, now, you were at the troop

adore and you were trying to do it out in John does. But he famously plays the piano. You just get on top of it.

Yes, of course. I paid a guy that I met. He also sings. Yeah, when did not do no

tap dancing on top of the piano,

right? And with sticky basketball shoes with

I You? Yeah. Had what? So much traction? Yeah,

I wanted to be different, You know, if I got up there and tap danced, I mean, on top of piano, been there, done that. Got the T shirt. But I

have never, ever done that. Got the T shirt I have. Not now. That is funny. I love that. Maybe this guy hasn't

had sex. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Okay. But now I wanted to do something different. I wanted to do something.

Decided squeaky basketball shoes of the time.

Doesn't love the sound of basketball

shoes. Does like, um, you know, like a dog whistle that brought all the basketball players in town. Yeah, to howl at the moon, the dueling piano bar you're in. And it became a full court game in there.

Yeah, I little did. I know that there was hoops in there. Ah, and these guys started Ah, throwing down. Ah, and it

sounded like you guys ever watched stomp. Oh, yeah, Yeah. I heard it had a certain parent. It started live below. Stop for a while. We were in the apartment below. Stop.

sort of

I promised myself I would never watch it

because I hear it every night. Yeah, but

idea it sounded like a like a episode is episode an episode of Stop.

And they had a full five on five game going of basketball. Four basketball players in a pianist versus four basketball players in a pianist.

Yeah. Ah, yeah. And and

referee who is the rest? So it was kind of a dueling basketball teams, but also piano. Yeah, Yeah, I catch these up.

It was pretty tough. It was pretty tough to follow. You know, You had you had, Ah, one guy tickling the tickling of the ivory's and also the the bringer That's tickling of the twine and the ah, any, um, the squeaking of the parquet courts on.

And then you had the tickling of the player or the tickling ref. I'm going to say yes. Where you got into a tickle fight with the ref and hot. Really,

At a certain point, I wanted to just contribute because I was your actually articulate each other. Yeah, actually, were

test for a while. You're just dancing there, squeaking around the piano doing nothing.

Yeah, and everybody else was playing basketball or the piano. And I said, I

actually will. No looking up but football, ref,

hook up. Hotch. Well, it's slobs going to stop now. Google hot. And it

started. It started as me just sort of ribbing him, you know, for like, hey, man, wrong sport, Wrong

sport. Wrong music like Well, I'm the closest to a ref here.

there to enjoy a night of doing piano. It's right, but he had a deeper shirt on.

He was just

There was an umpire that was very scorned by his comment. I'm the closest to a raft here. You saw umpired

kick dirt on dirt on yet got up kicked dirt on me. Hey said, I've I've argued with Tommy Lasorda and I said great reference on. But then

he was so fed up. He said,

I'm outta here. He threw himself out of it.

Wow. And then, of course, hatch leave through a flag. So first

laugh on the vineyard. Yeah, like in the video. Like it

any way you can pick up a ah live recording of this performance at your local F Y e big box music store

way or try to find that old channel fuse. It

will be airing their yeah, life. The live recording

it will be it'll be unf used after five hours of behind the scenes Warped Tour documentaries.

Yeah, but it's a needless to say, it was an eventful week, but the kids have really? Ah, get Let me have it with this whole get off the piano nickname. Uh, you know, I'll tell them Hey, probably will get off the piano. After everything I've been through this week, it's been pretty tough. It's been pretty tiring.

Well, uh, Todd, Padre, over here. Um, theater director, um, feminist. Ah. Women's studies director. Ah, um, Jack of all trades. Uh, Hoverboard Racer. Um, what else did we have me doing? Dirt. Dirt car. Your car. Derrick Cartwright. Season three. Fastest car. Keep an eye out for my disintegrating car. Um, and of course, is I've always been doing inventor of new technologies.

God, come on, top your enough. You don't need to keep having things. Okay? What?

You're obviously searching for something to fill the void. Todd, we've told you this every week. It's time you actually you know well, commit to something. I'll

tell you this. Ah, I am inventing. But I did get back on the dating

APs. Oh, guy. What? Bumble Tender And all

of them. Yeah. Bumble tinder hinge match uglies only. Oh,

I've seen. Okay, Stupid.

Okay. Stupid. Uh, idiot.

Parmesan e Part of what we know. Now we overpay Parmesan. Well, how is this is a stating.

Well, it's the It's dating but the premises, as if the waiters at your table giving you the Parmesan. So the date at any given port, someone can say, OK, thank you. Good deeds over.

So it's kind of each person is being kind of shredded out of a circular thing, or like that's

not literally happening. It's just the concept. It's honestly a rebuff of creek first proper. Uh, which is another date again,

of course. Say, let me know when you've had enough. Yeah, and sort of balls in there,

so yeah, I'm on the next bus. I'm on

What? Your things. When you come

out of the door, you say hi. My name's Todd on these air Three things about

you just quickly say you're

three things like you're walking on the bus and action.

Hi, My name's Todd,

but you can call me Mr Hunk.

I may be

77 but in the bedroom, I'm 13.

Okay, They let you have You can tell for my hat,

but I wish I was a cowboy. And I'm I'm just now finding out that I am allergic to the trip of the craft service.

Oh, wow. That's a tough. That's a tough meat. Yeah, the first. Not, though. There was shrimp at the next craft

service. Also also, I would say

three What? The skimpy at the next table is delicious enough to go back.

I'll just say this, I think. I think maybe you should have flipped, flip the order or even left out the 1st 1 because grip, it sounded a little

left tugged. But you can call him Mr Hunk.

No, I think, I guess. Okay, the second thing, that about you, the 77 looking 13 it's on either side. Back 13

of the bedroom. What do you mean by that? You fell asleep early. Now, you know that that's what

manner at their most. So

that's not the peak. No. All right, people in the room. It line. Yeah, I

people by, but I picked up my bourbons, but yes, yeah, um And so you know, 13 was the best for me. After that, things were all downhill for the next 65 years. Give or take. And so, Yeah, I got it. I got next ID. Um, right off the bus. No, no. Well, um,

I heard it turned

into it. After your you walked out of the bus, it turned into the I quit bus. It wasn't even like I want to see the next person. It was just like I think I'm not ready to date.

That's right. It was the show turned into from next to spend time with myself.

I'm spending time with myself bus. And there were a lot of episodes less left in the season. It wasn't even the last one. That

was a pilot.

Full issue was the

pilot of the new Next.

Bring him back to him TV, which you can also actually see. You can see. Think about spending time with myself. Is that the title? That's right. You could see it also on fuse.

That's right. Right. After 4.5 hours of work, two documentaries and Howard playing basketball with head. Hotch. Ilias The referee question he was out on John. You could see. I think I'm spending some time with myself on Fuse channel 339 on your direct TV.

Well, my name is Sam, Weatherman. I'm, of course, the driver's ed teacher and student government teacher. And, boy, am I happy for these cold, cozy winter months? Ah, yeah, teachers. You know,

you came in with both hands wrapped around your mug.

Absolutely chunky new sweater, each very chunky sweater. Although I noticed out to the neck

you cleaned up on black Friday. I've seen you in something new every day since. That's right. Obviously, your, um L E d TV hat was very

nice, huh? Well, that was a good deal,

so I had to get that 42 inches. 45.

That's a flats of 50 baby.

Oh, my goodness. 50 I walk around your neck was shot out after that day.

Oh, yeah, I've had to go to the doctor, but

it's a hip

hat. It's hip. Yes, Tip. So a lot. I had to fight some people in the best buy for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, A

lot of people would call that a

television. Yeah, it's an led hat. Okay? Yeah, television. But it's put into a hat. The led is technically from a television. Ah,

lot of

other teachers have actually been complaining because you sort of set a precedent in class of Now you've got TV playing on your hat, of course, on So the kids air saying we'd love it if we could watch TV in other classes, you know, I've had to deal with it in my biology classes. Kids are saying this lessons boring. Can you put a hat on the TV and we could watch TV? And I say, Guys, no,

What is Clarify? I'm not playing a TV for these kids. I'm wearing my hand, I'm wearing my hat and there happens to be old episodes of MASH running on

which the kids love it.

Yeah, I love my kids are old, so they're

What they're thinking is that now that's a funny hat. And a teacher is smart for getting a good gadget on Black Friday. And that's not the only gadget I got. I got an LCD belt. You've seen those belts? That scroll? Yeah. Yes, a 50 inch programmable. Yeah, absolutely. I got old episodes of murder she wrote, so I'm sitting there to follow, so Oh, we're talking season one. The pilot

case? Not the most reason. When's the last

That's right.

time she wrote?

You know, we kind of buried the lead here. It seems like every article of clothing you have is some sort of display.

Yeah. Likes to

talk about my black Friday hall. Yeah, Yeah. I mean, that's what we're doing, what we've got. I will say. See, Manu sandals heard West elm couches. That's right. Huge Karachi's those in Karachi. Couch sandals. I don't

know what Herat is. Oh, that's like Jesus, sandal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Beach boys thing about him. Now, I noticed that you, um, are exhausted every time walking. You know, I hope this is a shoes off house.

That's right. I hope this a shoes off house. I don't wear socks. I hope that's not a problem. Me,

Their u haul rental rate is skyrocketing. Yeah,

because I have to do it every day. Right? Because if I want to go outside with shoes on, I

have to throw him in the back of the

you know. I saw, too, uh, side by side,

flatbed trucks coming down the road, taking up both lanes, cars dipping into the ditch. And it was just you with your

to couch feet. Kind of like riding in between. The truck was grazed. Yeah,

well, I saw John Claude Van Damme's movie where he does that. He doesn't split. I actually think it's a Volvo commercial.

Well, I think he did it in a movie. And then he recreated it for the Volvo.

I've only seen the booth relies on. I figured that's part of the best way for me to get around couch feet

and dry what's in the

back of the feet back on

the back of the So

there was kind of like those air the band aids you usually have on your blisters. Yes, TV.

You must have gotten a fantastic deal at call. Yeah, what you're wearing it looks like it's about 15 15 grand, 15 grand,

and you're known for Well, I don't I guess I wouldn't

say you're known for your deals. Good deals.

I don't know. What are

we talking deals wise? Well, it's black Friday, so the same zehr huge of course, right? Of course. What they don't tell you is you got to be one of the 1st 200 people through the store. But I wasn't gonna wait all night in line. Yeah, get beat up four times by people smaller and younger than me, and then go in and not come out with

anything. Famously. Don't wake up until 7 p.m. Exactly.

Because you spend most of the night of Thanksgiving going through people's trash thing. If you put together your own Thanksgiving meal,

that's right. That's right. Do you have about

because it was a problem is they buy so much food here in America way just throw away. It's like I don't care

if I have to eat a turkey toe out of here turkey lips out of somewhere else.

I'll eat a

whole turkey out of the garbage before I'm done. And you know what? I feel like I'm the most thankful person. I'm doing it just like the pill. And the problem

is, most people they don't your your rummaging around Thanksgiving night, the, uh, the ram, their

program ege each edge each. There're a match own to be or not drum. Bacardi Ramage. Trash

Theo. Gift of the rematch. I Ramage. Rummage Springer.

So I got the rum itch. I need my run.

No. When the Amish do the rummage spring, that's what I learned it. Everybody knows it's where I come from. Well, I didn't

know you grow up. Very, uh, devout. Yes, you're You're not doing anything out. Acidic

Amish secured beard.

Big way. It's a part of the beards. Amish. Part of the beard is just money, but it's multiplied its beard. Richter scale like its

beard to the beard degree.

Exactly. It's acidic to the Amish group. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Honestly, the Hasidic degree. Depending on which church here from right. Right. What church? You run,

right? So But when I was going to say is most of you don't throw what they Thanksgiving is famous for its left over. That's right. So what's in the trash? That night is usually foiled. Greece can cans that have been properly washed out. Hello. My tongue. Right juice right out

of a river of a sharp remember cranberry sauce. Camp pumpkin Can turkey.

Pumpkin. Hey, have you ever

had can turkey? No. It's like having a can, uh, just vanish. Yes, it's

damage. I was famished this year. I cannot speak Spanish. No. And you guys

know, But I love it. It's very salty. Yes, very salty. Which makes it hard toe enunciate. Yeah.

Yes. So I'm feeling pretty stuffed. I

had a good meal. I went to 30 different houses and got a little bit out of each trash can on. And I feel very I feel very blessed this year. Gotten, you know, all of my new belongings, which I feel bad about being a consumer. But when you get this cool of a deal,

yeah, I mean, were packed in here with two West own couch is a bunch of TV's on your head. I mean, it is it's quite a sight. I do

think that it was a little disappointed when you invited us over to watch Lincoln, and it was actually just a top hat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I apologize. I didn't know what you guys think you were gonna get, but yeah, it was

Yeah. I thought I

was headed over to watch. Name one movie. Just name one movie here.

Every movie that was ever made, you gotta move to one. The terminal

knives out. But see, that doesn't make sense, because that's still in the theater. Uh, let's just say live ass in the Furious. I came over to watch fast. If you're is,

we stared at a belt. Yeah. Sorry. I weigh my It wasn't plugged in. I dealt, wasn't plugged in, and I apologize. Well, I you

said sit on my nice, comfortable couch. We said on a pair of Rambus sandals.

Well, I was using my other chaired FSU's. What do you want to

take off my shoes so you can sit on my shoes?

That's true. That's discussed. It's crazy like that. Great and account, you know, Bill. Hello, Bill. Crazy. Let's get through. These introductions were almost about this. Hit the brake. Everyone is

clamouring to have you play Santa again this year. Uh, I

go big, go big. I get into character method Santa,

You're but you do a good, big method, Santa. You gain the way you grow the beard out. Um, you marry Mrs Claus.

Oh, boy. Do you get in the way?

Yes. Now, Mrs

Claus, which is my Ah, Panther? Yeah. W asked me.

I marry Mrs calls. Uh, that's it

you marry a panther, you dress it up and read. Uh, that nice, uh, Mrs Claus wig. Yes, you come. And you you every time you get you are so patient with the kids when they come and they tell you what they want for Christmas on. We have our Christmas assembly. But you said this year you're not interested in doing

it. That's right. Ah, I just I can't listen to these kids anymore. I just I can't there suck. You remember last year when I when I snapped a little bit with somebody

you snap like Ken Shamrock in the W W you pull the kids ankle So

handsome ankles I I really lost it when these kids that they just keep want mawr more and more they're entitled. So I just everybody go

home and watch the movie The protector, uh, and go fast for about an hour, 45 minutes into it to where he breaks about 45 people's arms and legs and ankles. And this is what Bill did to every single kid.

Kids are so needy, they sit on your lap one time and they're like, Where's the DVR?

I like people say you can t. We are. A lot of people say

that the kids were asking for very normal things. I had just been living off of cookies for a month and Onley drinking milk and I'm severely lack toes intolerant. Yes, you

go mad when you go. Method of Santa?

Yes, kind of mad cow disease. When you drink,

I well, I have what's called

the most lactose intolerance of any human being

and intolerant for Hugh means. Like emotionally, Ideologically you be?

Yes, it's a lack. Tose spawned intolerance of humanity. And it is so. I am, of

course, if I'm drinking Onley milk, the whole list. Big glasses, big milky glasses is

vitamin D E F milk, not just vitamin D. Yes, this is definitely

definitely milk is what it's That's a new venture of yours. You said people, you say the milk

is fake in the store came out with definitely men I've

ever suspicious with the FDA and my definitely milk. So I have to place it in stores myself. Stores won't stock it.

What are you doing that? What

do you mean?

How are you? Are you having to do a big trick or look the other way

is your way. It is a big

trick. Has a bit say you've been You've been turned away at Food Lion Kroger I Johns I g A. Harris Teeter

of Cuban cover. I mean, that's just that's the daily iceberg. Honestly, chameleons

Floridians. How these Kiefer

stupors and songy bots Grandma's Grandma's was a bad one. I thought I was in a grandma's. But yeah, I am also sewing definitely milk. It's actually milk, unlike the crap that you're buying.

So is actually milk a different product indefinitely? Milk.

Actually, milk is a companion to definitely.

What is

that? The product is called definitely milk. But to clarify

it is actually really male. What about simply milk? Simply milk? Well,

that is my actually milk, but it's pared down. Its none of the bullshit. It's simply built

sway. What bullshit is in chocolate, Actually what trashes and definitely milk Tell us now. Well, nobody were chocolate. Thank you. Think rial milk is chocolate milk? That's what do you think? That's what I grew up. Drinking was distorts and you throw out all the milk because it's not Jack. That's what happened. I can't buy in this white milk at the stores. And I was like, This is not

definitely milk. This is not definitely milk. There's not enough of the actually milk. So I started making my own milk. Eso

simply melt, which is which is white. But it is way, way now. You've also respond Another product. Oh, yeah, The white stuff s so that she's just Manning's. You don't know the word man is the white stuff. How much we're

gonna be. You go. You order a sandwich. You know, you got your bad your turkey of that issue. But

I can your mash side. I mean, this all

came from me being in a Russian a subway and getting into it with the person working because I couldn't remember the thing I news. Well, sucker punching. Okay, we got into and yes, I sucker punch them

in the back of the hand. Turnaround gets

him Brandy. Yeah, I said, yeah. Can you point out which breads your favorite? And they turned around and bam broke my arm. My hand shoulder dislocated.

The kind of went on the person of spinal just discord. AEA and the person you hit, like, brushed the back of their head

and like us must be leaking. That was a water drop.

That's right. And they spent $50 trying to figure out with

so on. How did they spend this? $50. Well,

let's just say they got a call from the weekend.

But I think this is you. You book them. You booked yourself? Is the leak inspector books, right? But But I heard the leak inspector showed up in full body casts. Weight recently

come upon a missed sucker punch.

Similar story to use way. All know anyone who's here

is talking about it. Realise this Todd is about Yes.

No, no, no. I said you better don't have any weeks. I'm coming in today.

You also

tasked to find a findem? Uh, Julianna sans right? You, inspector.

That's right. I was the wikileak inspector as well. And the problem with finding a Sanders. He and I have the same greasy hair, so I kept it. Gonna have him. They said that Zionism, your murder.

You have been tricked by mirrors so many

times. I don't I don't think that Yeah, I guess you're right. I think mirrors air tricky. Um, I don't trust a mirror. Um I, uh You guys were all at my wedding, which ended up being, uh I thought it was a portly wife, but it was just me in a fun house.

You thought it was a portly

one that I was marrying a portly wife. But it turned out it was a fun house mirror. And she's

not a wife until you marry her. You can't just marry a wife. Yeah, You sound just like my portly wife. So in this in this

in this story, your portly wife quote unquote was talking to you, and it was, you

know, by the way, I got butt fucked on the pre nup. You lost all your money to go to that funhouse. It's

got all my belongings. He

did that to yourself tied,

but I will say are tall, thin long Son is doing very well. Unfortunately, I didn't get custody. She's right next to his mother, but

his name Pa Dodger

Pot cadre. Tall, thin, long son. Um and I got a ton of kids in there. I go back every once in a while and get lost.

Well, it sounds like

we're all doing good. And with winter coming up that's having to spend a little more solo time at home to stay bundled. I think that's good for our health. Yeah, absolutely. Don't want to be crazy and isolated. You

could be crazy,

and you could be isolated, but it's not good to be both.

That's right. Now, that's why I'm glad to have friends like you. I'm sorry. Um, we didn't get to spend our Thanksgivings together.

That's a,

uh uh and we've got a guest here, so we maybe should take a little break.

Yeah, I have to pee.

Anything you guys want to watch?

Um, yeah. Do you have one thing? Well, we've got mash on top Emergency write down. What about? So get me up with designing women on the street.

You got it.

All right, folks, thanks so much for hanging in there while we, uh, paid the man, you know. Hold on. I just gotta go throw some away in the trash real quick,

huh? Oh! Oh, my. My shoes were tied together. Oh, God damn it. Now. Interesting. Improperly. No, I don't know

what happened here. Uh, this ties in really nicely with our guest braid in Britain is one of our students who, you know, in an effort Teoh to reach him further. We, uh he got in trouble and said they told him he'd have to spend some time with us. S O. This is a part of his detention, but welcome to the lounge. Brayden. That's funny.

Oh, Roasted.

Yeah, Be laughing as I don't know, I don't think we should be laughing.

I was you, Howard. And I'm calling you by your first name, Mr Lavish. Now, I ain't doing

that. Well, you said you were fixing the podcasting

equipment. You tied my kids together. Yeah, title when you fell in your little your little woman, But

wow. Big, chunky male, but

And even if it was a woman, But that wouldn't be a problem, Brayden.

No. People should have their own body parts.

gender. I

I will serve

just want to say you know what? Everything you're doing today is really funny. And I totally get that for you. I need to talk to someone. Let me know.

Whatever men, I'll drive your car right into another

car. You like my dad, Sam? Oh, wait. No. Your problem. You. I

think we got off on the wrong foot here. Break. I think we all need to just take a minute, take a little chill pill as the kids pills. Well, okay. Don't do that. Braille.

And do you know there is actually jail pills? There are chill pills. Cubes? Yes. They're called excuse. Read up on S S R ice cubes inhibit.

Okay. You're from being worn. Okay, Get our Well, Brian and I refused to believe that we're not going to get through to you today. So where this is a time for us to really open up with you, for you to open up to us and and

see. But I'm rolling my eyes.

for us to

Huh? Are working.

Are you talking to our listeners

talking to the list?

They could hear it in your Don't

you dare talk this Brighton on the mic. You're not gonna 20 to Howard

Stern today. That is not what we're here

for. You're not gonna You're not gonna goes to admit our deepest sexual secrets

and you're not

well, not Todd. Do you do anal? Okay. See? Dodged your question perfectly.

And also, we're not gonna let you bring your little free.

She didn't get my guy you say that they were

braiding his boy?

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she? Oh, are you talking to get under breath? Snow thing? Gender

is the most real thing that ever happened