I I'll tell you all. I'm pretty upset that they kicked us out of the coral way roasting in an open house,

getting like action this, Chris, Everywhere you go, e wow! This magical morning, this is I hope everybody's tree is full

underneath. Yeah, Wow,

I hope your trees Aarhus full Is your tummies full of fruit cake on And cookies, sugar palms, ham

and wrapping Papered Gift's snowman Carrots

Christmas is so special to anyone for the

kids this year, I hope the adults confined wonder. Everybody says the magic of Christmas

goes away, but it doesn't. For May my by one gift and I don't know what it is. I have no idea You buy it for yourself. I go

into a store with a sheet over my head.

You say I pick

out a gift

and I have it wrapped and I opened up

for me Christmas you have a price limit

or it sounds so joyful, you know, look at the price of just having your credit card. You say

I say bring it on and they say, Oh, are you Bring it up, Sir, You tripped

over everything in the store, your bleeding. This white sheet.

Your head on your head is now bloody,

and that is one of the Christmas colors. Isn't white and red blood cover cheats,

but covered she kick it. Oh, come on, Ana just got kids.

Yeah, well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Teacher's Lounge. The first, best and only podcast.

The holiest Jolie ist and Christmassy ist.

That's right. Okay, I don't need to finish. Let's just keep Let's just jump in

now. Did anyone ever visit from, uh,

Kringle? Kris Brinkley? Gross Kringle. Kris Kringle. Kris the man from downstairs from down.

Isn't it you? Last night. Was it normal? Old? So the

old sobs obviously know this. We celebrate

South Pole Santa. That's right. Um, which after the holiday is called South Pole Santa. That's what we saw.

Always away. We've We pay homage

to syllables and it's still called Christmas. It's

Christmas with Christmas. You right? Ex miss us. It's Christ X

Christ. Three old slobs now. But for the weight loss

No, we don't say much because that's cultural proper anymore.

South Pole Santa is the man downstairs. He's down in the South Pole in every year. You know, when he's coming.

You know, when he's coming,

he comes right through the front door, goes right to the front door. He doesn't say Ho, ho, ho! He says, Oh,

there's a tiny little man. Of

course, you all know about his reindeer who ride him.

If you've been good, he shows cold in your mouth. And if you've been

bad, he shoves you up to attend. You better eat his cookies.

Well, of course. Just refuses, Rozelle, polsana. Of course. Uh,

there are there are other, other new way. Do we want to start expand on the tradition that, you know we do? You obviously, you know, with the normal With regular Sandy, you go to a mall and you sit in his lap there. But of course, with South Pole Santa, you go to a car dealership. That's right. And he sits on your lap and he sits on your lap. Yes,

that's right. And he test drives your last.

Yes, he's got the opposite of a beard. Which is, of course, a mole, Of course, of

course. Of course. We have to close more local

all white suit

with red cuffs with red cuffs.

Yeah, a lot of people. A lot of people take issue with the hat. Being white as well has. Ah, interesting look. You could say

Yeah, a lot of people think it looks like a Klansman, but the red trim sets him apart. The ranch.

It makes him look like a grand wizard.

Yes, it's Stepha. It's stiff. Obviously. Santa's North Pole. Santa's floppy hat flop. Very stiff.

It takes him a while to get around the world.

Yes, he has

elves, but they're much bigger than he is literally told. Yes, yes, he's

small. And he's there. Butler,

that he makes them all toys. Ah, his sleigh followed

by reindeer, followed by reindeer Fished. That's right. What else? What else went out? He drinks this big cup of espresso every night before bed.

Everyone in the South Pole loved Rudolph. And then Santa had Rudolph follow the sleigh and Rudolph got lost. And so that killed his red nose s. A killer

has asked. Of course, Mrs Claus proposed to ham.

That's right. And Mrs Claus is a mister.

Mr. Clothes and Mr Hall. Mr Clothes, His Muslim celebrate Christmas thing is how much he doesn't celebrate Christmas. No, He visited your Christmas it was unrelated. You could come in any time

and shove your ass up the chimney. That's right. He's a short little Muslim Jew. Thermal on. Come through your door any time of year

thing. Supple Santa, folks.

We, of course. Do you celebrate the him around Christmas time, though. So there is a sort of celebration. Yes, yes, yes. You have to pay homage to him at some point.

You know, you wake up early in the morning and you drink a nice iced tea is for, uh

you. He only comes if you've been back. That's right. It

doesn't look at his list.

Did I say that already? Otherwise he does. Makes a list checks at once.

Yes. Is it naughty and nice on those lists?

No, it's nasty and ugly.

One sided list. Pretty one sided. Well, Christmas, of course, is the most beautiful time of year in a. Sure everybody has finished eating a quiche spending tower. Your pieces out there was good because your Christmas tradition, right? US in weird Christmas donations? No, Sorry. Bizarre. We had a very bizarre

Thanksgiving of horse on my family. Personally, we got her on the table and we feast in

Turkey. Bizarre. So bizarre. Bozo on. Of course, the bizarre Eddie did not stop just because it was Christmas. What was our thing? Did you do

Sam? Well, and this is really weird. We watered the tree everyday, stated

it was our That's

right. Quite bizarre. I know. I, of course, have the family the bizarre family tradition around Christmas of hanging big socks, sometimes called stockings over the

section. Hold on. Stocking. Yeah. For the firing. Yeah.

These air big socks, sometimes called stocking.

So what? Just big empty socks.

They're empty until the day.

What happens on the day

on the day they become full

is are you get

a bizarre, You get a bizarre, Obviously. For me, it's a little different. It's my third night of Hanukkah, so I hate Teoh, but, you know, rub everyone the wrong way, but tonight will be lighting 1/3 candle on the menorah. Okay. Was

our I'm going to say I I'm not going to say that's bizarre for fear of the reactions

are angelic. Well, we knew you plugged your ears

when you heard, huh? You bet it did. A big earplug

wired. That's right, Howard. Well, you sense it coming up luxury years sometimes, by the way, you're plugging years and people are not saying Hanukkah. But

you can definitely tell when Howard thinks a Jewish person has entered the room because we got a big here blood at a big la la la la la

it's No. This is my reaction to specific people. It's not about them being, you know, it's not about them. Being Jewish is about my relationship with that person. Specifically, there's always a reason it has nothing to do with their religion or what holidays they

celebrate. Of course, at my house we did the

Weegee's thing at the top of our tree were like this little empty. So we put a star on Tok. I know that is not what we want. Let's know what we want. Dryness. In fact, what are your bizarre, bizarre businesses? Maybe you give and

get gifts to family, but let us know what you do and what freaky stuff your families into

for any of my Jewish friends. I know this is crazy. Please don't crucify May, but I'm gonna get Chinese food and CIA Tom Hanks movie tonight.

Really bizarre eyes are what? I think I might stay in pajamas. Okay. Family

for the morning. For the

morning. What, do you feel really comfortable around

your family and don't feel the

need to dress up. Yes, I know. That's

bizarre. It was working with little Penis out. What? Let's just say we're all in silk drawers and I can see my son's dick. Actually, Bazaar, I like to look at my son's dick on Christmas morning. It's bizarre. Get up in front of family. Show us that hot talent show.

Well, of course. Ah, we, uh we aren't in school. Obviously. We're out on summer break, but we earn sub starring opposite. I meant I went winter break. Of course, eso

must you listening down under than its summer break? Yeah, if you are listening

way all know down there you're

celebrating the fourth of July. We all know

that Mayer

it, But, you know, we we didn't wanna let a week go by where we didn't give you guys. Ah, podcast. So we made it in this morning, trudged through Ah, Now

are we coming to to them live from inside a vindictive ity scene?

Way decided. Very good. I'm cool Either way, we're not We're now certainly not doing that right. We're

not going to say we're not not doing it. Get to that. But yeah, it's possible that we are the Nativity scene.

Are we that way? Is that how we're dressed? Sorry. Todd Todd labeled possibly where the Nativity is

and I step out of

our WalMart. We might be there, right?

It might be in a live nativity in

the parking lot of a 24 hour while my Wiseman and a goat

on way

know who the goat is. If it is, it is. Who is. It? May be

reticent. Who's your goat? Who's your Halloween or Christmas Go? One of

us may have misunderstood wise men and come dressed is Albert Einstein, who is a wise man but not what we're looking

for right now. Are we considering a goat to be the greatest of all time, which would obviously be baby come by. I smiled that

that might have been here that might have been someone screaming out of the car.

We don't We don't even know if we're at the negativity seed. Let's decide right now. Well, look around and

say what we Let's let's look around us and say what we see.

If I looked down, all I know is I'm standing in. Hey,

it is the normal podcast, though,

eh? So that's no

I I looked down. I have four legs and hair seems okay

now keep in mind when you have a guest today. So if we're locked into Nativity scene, the guest will have to be whatever that is. That's true.

No way could have invited the person to the

native ITI and they could be anyone.

So I'm saying hard yesterday activities way.

Here's what I will say. There wasn't any room last night at the end for us. That's right. So they could be Nativity related or possibly what actually

happened to us. Last hotel reputation related.

Yes, Holiday Inn Express. We had some issues the last time the four of a state of war with the Waffle Machine on. Now there's not any room for us quote unquote at the Holiday Inn Express. Ridiculous. You should be able

to make waffle fingers. That's all. Say that's right. Should be able to dip your hands and waffle. Is it lawful and make waffle fingers

I y on

us if it upset someone else's. Did

you like that? You don't

like smells in the kitchen. That's what the argument was. It smells.

They're gonna

start on our scrambled hair.

You should be able to have scrambled. Listen,

if I brought my own frying pan, it's my own butter shrivel. Scramble by on

here and there. Or you need to

step up your continental breakfast.

I was trying to make eyes over easy. You should be able to and I wanted to do that. That's right. No, no, no. That's all they expresses the liability you want toe cook up your eyes. And no,

and I Honestly, I was very frustrated when the hotel manager came down and said, Sir, you can't make leg in a hole. That's right. You can't make a lake and you cannot serve and make leg in

a hole. And you said, Tell that to the wonderful people here, enjoying my leg in a whole

Well, then I thought, you know, I'll handle this. I'll get a school at the manager, went to give him five, got his handle syrupy. Yeah, because I

have lawful thing. That was real. I slipped, I think.

Well, you flip just like my finger in the lawful maker. And I said so surely we understand each other

here? Yeah, when you gave him a big middle waffle finger hurt really

bad and then he enjoyed it. He tasted it Well, that was what was weird. He enjoyed it. So, do you like it or do you hate it, sir? Now, which is it? Lawful finger. So where in the Nativity would you like a car, Sile? Okay, eyes the goat. Supposed to smile because I've been smiling

whenever the big reveal. Even though Howard is on all fours.

I'm here, you know, force.

But that is just my wife Man. Cost

Howard came. Is the Harry Wiseman was looking for his contact? Yes, that's right. Second contact reference in three weeks.

So, Howard, this also sponsored by 1 800 contacts the most falling announced out contact there is. Do

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for your contact. 1 800 contact. 1 800 contacts if you shake your head. No.

Those babies air flying out. Give 100 to call. Put contacts at the end. They will come over and find your contact. Clean it up and shovel right back in your If

you're shaking

your head. Yes, these contacts will fall right out. No, Howard, did you bring him? Er,

is that what you're you have? Merhi, this is Ah, this is a bushel of, um er Bushel. Yes, I didn't want to run out, so I bought a whole bushel of murder. And you know what? My course. I do know what murder is. So that's why I brought in a bushel.

Well, great. You got your mur. I've got my Frankenstein. Which

one of us is dressed like Albert Einstein with Frankenstein? I'll tell you this time we did correct

you on the email.

I thought that was an auto corrected. You can't bring a couple of Jews to the Nativity scene. Frankenstein in and

kind of Frankenstein. Jewish Frankenstein. Well, we know that would make having extra scary for Howard. Okay,

Now you could have to plug your ears every time zone with bolts in the next walks by free

black of my ears

so that we got Frankenstein. We've got murder. And what's the third gift?

I think it's called. Do we have that?

Sam, you were in charge of gold.

Yes, I got a big bunch of dental work done last week, and I have gold all across the top. Right side.

Yes. I didn't get through. The whole thing

couldn't quite finish. They got halfway through a to F. Satur. What? Yeah, okay. Yeah. They had to show them all down. You

don't want to go under and you refuse. Refuse? No,

I refuse. Anesthesia, parrotfish, Novocaine. I refuse ice. I refuse distractions.

I want to use the dental chair, right? Yeah, I have

to be in a squat position. Do

you think that being uncomfortable will distract you from the pain procedure?

All right, so that's what I hope.

I know. This exact same thing happened to you last time. You tried to get a tattoo, right?

That's right. Yes. Yeah. I wouldn't use the chai. Had delay.

Yeah, standing on and they stopped halfway. So you have half a tattoo on your back?

Yeah. Half a tribal, half a tribal of my back. I look a little bit like the rock. That's what the guy said.

Hey, you look a little

like the rock. We didn't quite get there.

Tone that happier was it a little bit more. Like

all he was pissed. I was I was moving around a lot. He said it's the worst work of his he's ever done. But

you had Somebody tried to get in the people's elbow, but then you fell in the

toilet. Well, I was really wake up a toilet. Yeah, I

was really weak from the procedure. It was a big, big tattoo on all my back. And I was standing on one leg the whole time. Haran. Yeah, they had a toilet in the room and went to a cheap place. And so I got pissed. Took a swing at him. Miss did a 3 60 and fell in the toilet. Head and feet.

Now, this is the second

week in a row that we've referenced a toilet in a

regular room just on the wall. There is a break because there is Ah, this is coming out after we have

teacherslounge. Okay. Course, the feed was usurped by the preachers, like, yes. Yes. Sorry.

Um, but I just want

people to take a look. Next time you're at Lowe's or Home Depot, go to the

toilet on Josh. Um, hard race,

maybe ace. I don't today have toilets. Sometimes. Go to some place where they sell toilets, take a look. A

display picture. It is always It's never a toilet in a bathroom. It's a toilet on a living room wall. And it's so fun, it's they can't because I think it toilets. Two bathrooms too cramped to really take a good picture. Exactly.

So they're like, Let's just put it living right.

Is that a first a

window would like? It's like a curtain song that's playing right outside. Right in.

I can build you a big bathroom. No, let's go. Living room. Yeah.

The tube is next to it. Who's obsessed with the tube who is obsessed with their

show on. Okay, we're talking about boobs, too.

Oh, yeah, I'm obsessed with the tube. And what better day than Christmas to catch up on everything. Yeah. What do you guys watching?

Well, I have the yule log on the tube right now, you know,

little crackling crackling. You look

Yeah, that's nice. I'm of course. Ah. Watching and rewatching the new Disney plus movie. Noel with Anna Kendrick in it.

Oh, yeah,

you Theo.

All right. And that's why I say anything on the tube.

Uh, well, the reason I'm here is because there's a bit of disagreeing with my ex wife in my I guess, X daughter. Now. About what? To watch over Christmas. So

you were gonna be in the same home?

Well, yeah. We tried to cut amend things for the holiday.

That's always

nice when that can happen. When when a divorced father and mother sort of come together at the holidays to

one day a year, you put all of the pressure on of a family relationship into one room and try to smile your way through it s

o show she even though she is of

age, successfully emancipated from you. That's right. It's kind of a selective emancipation after her 18th birthday, right? It

was an answer. Emancipation in like, Ah, and I guess in theory or whatever would be

right, the courts, the courts decided to hear it.

Yeah, uh, and so she's my ex daughter now. I mean, she just she's over 18 day for that to happen. Yeah, she changed her last name. Toe Madre. Um,

that's spiteful. That's what. But that was your wife's maiden name, right?

Yeah. Todd Padre. I married Mary Madre. We named our daughter Mary. Um, because for me, it was just easier. Yeah, one name, uh, clarify it. And so Yeah, but it was a tough Christmas this year. A lot of emotions came up, Uh, and for me, I kept bottling them up in building him up in bowling him up. And then I was like, Um well, let's throw on fastest car and watch my episode. Right? But it

wasn't a total

loss because you are selling those bottles now.

Yeah, my bottled up emotions. Yeah. Go ahead and buy. If you guys go on two etc dot crap you get right. Uh, Todd Padres bottled up emotions. And so we've got raging there. We've got we've got sadness. We've got self loathing.

Great. Alone's right. We'll build a

stink. They have a smell. They've got to smell, and it's kind of

undescribable. It's if you've ever smelled like if you've ever gotten into a fight with a loved one and then woken up the next morning, the smell of that room, where it's like, Oh, it's still here. Something is still e um, it's that there's obviously, um it's all the emotions I feel with my family. So there's rejection turned into spite.

There's a big bottle of ah, you fix them, right? You fix them. You know when you like. Thank your families. Wrong. So you come in and you're like, Oh, I'm gonna fix them. You just look like an asshole. Does end there more, right?

Absolutely. Yeah. There's a big bottle of opening up my wife's mind about bisexuality.

Correct? I I actually saw somebody pick up from the back Your house. A huge crate of bottles of shame that you're not selling on your website cause you say those are those are fake,

though. The shame bottles. Yeah, I don't have any of that. So I don't know. That must have been a miss. Uh, yeah, yeah, that might just be seven up, because I don't I don't I never felt the train of anything, so Yeah, so if you if you're looking to buy bottles of something for me and you don't want actual milk, um, or the white stuff simply or simply, man, you can definitely male that. Definitely just just chocolate man. Yeah, it's well, you call it chocolate milk. It's the brown milk you

guys gotta listen to these old episodes. Where you gonna get none of this way? Can't keep catching you. Listen

every week, no matter who the guest did.

You know what? We're trying to make a new stuff. I think this is so hard to make it your stuff. We're doubling down on our five things. Good old stuff. Wearable Santa, um, what else? That's it. That's,

uh, eating people, not having hair fake hair.

We do have

something new for this Christmas season way. Call the gift that keeps on giving. As you know, we're for great guys. And we have been doing a

little bit of charitable

contribution in our local area. Yes, that's already picked a cause. And we chose something that was near and dear to our hearts. And I think the Christmas spirit has really made me feel good about

high. Of course. Volunteered 15 hours. Uh, look, accounting e 15 hours at toys for Tater tots. Uh, it's a great chair. That's for choice. Sorry. Yes, it's Tater Tots for toys. It's a charity. How does this work? Basically, you make arrested or fried potatoes

roasted. Bruce, tell me, what's the difference? We Rose. What is

roasting in the bay is that connected to bake? Okay. You any bring cooked potatoes to local toy factories and give it to overwork

workers? Um, that's a hospital. You about our You brought a packet? I got back. I bought it back, all right? They still warm when you get there? Well, no, because

he I say I say you guys want these fresh baked. So I bring him the frozen dots. I give him a sack of frozen tots, and I say, Make these in the break room kitchen if you got time. Uh, and, uh, I haven't checked in. Probably know.

Well, our and I'm really

proud of you for trying something that you thought was going to be great.

Yeah,

and, you know, a thought. And it was good. It maybe wasn't great. I wish I could have done more, but obviously I don't have Ah, don't have analysts. Massive time. I'm pretty busy guy. So 15 hours was all I could give him, Uh, keep giving, but eso, uh, Tater Tots for toys. Visit them. Deliver any sex frozen tots to any of the drop off locations around town.

So are these are these overworked workers? They're in bad shape.

Or is this like a cause? We don't know about the choice factories and Paris. I'll say this. I I walked in the front door and it looked a lot of people with a lot of happy faces, but it didn't feel genuine, is what I'll say. You know, a lot of people take and it seemed like things were fine. And maybe they weren't people saying to you when you would approach the line Well, they were starting. They were first startled. And you've got Tater time. And I handed him a second ties and they kind of looked at second. Tasha, are we talking like those little sort of like a taxi? Know what? The court, That's what the or right of the or right of first

in the frozen I'll

rip the top tossem on

your toys from them.

Uh, it's the least they could

do. Okay, what tots. So you want So you're basically being like trade? Oh, yeah. Nice time.

I made it sound like you were donated.

You said they were for the

overworked workers, but it's that. But that's what I was alive. That's the currency. It's the tots. And they give you. They

think it's beautiful, Howard and I think it's great.

Yeah, A lot of people say

it's not volunteer work. They say it's shopping and I say, I don't think that is weird. I'm not getting paid. So it's It's volunteer.

I mean, unlike Howard, I did some charity. Actual charity, some tied. Um uh, maybe some of you saw me there. So the instagram videos, but I made it out to the third annual mash bash. Uh, some, uh And so my brother mashed potatoes Teoh, uh, to a ah car impound lot.

Not a tired. Yes, of course. Given by that,

yeah. And so, um, given mashed potatoes, blogging, potatoes and a master. And the big pot and

the's are uncooked potatoes. A big master and pot. Yeah, okay.

You know, because these guys work so hard, you know, Christmas, you don't get Christmas off at the impound lot. People still get their cars.

I didn't think about that.

And so yeah, these hardworking guys giving the all the stuff they needed for mashed potato.

I don't know. It's simply not all the stuff because potato masher pot way got to

provide their own, You know, salt water. Definitely milk. No, no, no. That and that's I get the word out a little bit about, uh,

give them Definitely milk?

No, because you don't make mashed potatoes with definitely milk you. That

would be chocolate mashed potatoes you

get with simply milk, because that's a light stuff, but not managed. Don't you have to listen to these old episodes? And this is what this is what? Called mash for cash? Yeah, I said

the mash bash, but it's for cash for cash and bring it to them. And then they pay me for the meditators. Plus 50%. Sounds like a post mate for two.

I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of both

of you guys for help. Rossa tired workers who needed. That's awesome. I've been going to

the local I see you. Oh, wow. Intensive care. You intensive care you Now, um and I have been, um, giving people texas toast. Um,

and there's no I couldn't find

Texas toast. OK, eso I I cut up some wonder bread into the shape

of Texas and he's just called Anything is

Yes, I do. You for Texas

toast. So, um, yes, I go there. Somebody sick.

Okay, I give him a little pizza tastic towers, um, Mastic

tastic. Because when you're in the

hospital, you know, you don't get to eat a lot, So you want a big, buttery piece of toast huge on it.

These people in the I C u afflicted with stuff or is this for all the tired workers? It's for the overworked nurses. Think exactly. Um So I give him the Texas toast, and I say, Pay

up. That's so far. Full find check. I think I saw you

in there because I refute noticed me, but I was bombing his patch. Adams.

I did hear jeers from the especially critical that they could muster up Well, somebody came out

of a comma, gave their first boo.

That's right. And they brought me Bob about a woman out of a coma and treat not only that, she walked the first time in 25 years, went to the store and bought rotten tomatoes. I came back it through about

Wow, that is the power of

comments dearly, but it doesn't have to be good to hell Does not have to be good but

this is remarkably

self aware of Utah. You said you bombed. I would I would never think that you would ever say you did poorly.

Well, you know, I but it's a I take ownership of the bombing. Okay? People told me a bomb, but said shut up. But you know I right? Yeah. What

about you, Sam? Uh, so

awesome. Why, of course, I wanted to Mars thing this year. That was really near and dear to my heart. So I am participating. In which Las Vegas. I I took some potato chips. And I am, of course, donating two chips for chips. Okay. Yeah, Many varieties of potato chips. And I take him to those exhausted, exhausted casino cashier. Worker gets your work and I trade

so tired they're exhausted. They pump oxygen that make your step on night? Yes, on Chrisman.

And you give him Yeah, it's so horrible. So horrible. It's a

horrible sob on. And you just have to

be one day a year where you give thanks. Bach

Teoh chips a test Salty. A seven. I'm with God. I said give me the chips from Yala chips. I point a gun

at taking the chips away. Hard up the asana, Charlie for entire marker. So cut off our car. Matt! Sam Bad Sam Bass goat. I came as

a goat. Okay, so we thought you were a wise man,

Howard, I am dry. I'm on all fours. Looking from a contact.

Did you come as a garbage comes wise?

I came as a wise man. Listen, we owe okay now, what about you, Bill? I said I'm a goat, but I'm the greatest of all time wise. But the wise man that has the wisest man Hot on. But

you have gold. I'm the only one without a

gift for Jesus. So that makes me the goat. Because we got mur. We got Frankenstein. We gotta right? I know.

Einstein. Yeah, and I brought you okay.

You know what you guys

want? Nothing for them. McDonald's in there. You know, the at the McDonald's in the faux yad outside the Wal Mart. That's a little bit.

I think I'll take 1/4 pounder, But substitute the sauce from the Floyd fish and ah, the heart are, um and, you know, the ice cream machine always broke. Uh, now, but if it's working all ticket Extra large. Ah, dip cone of Ah, a

very you're taking. You're going dipped into a Butterfinger McMurray in a large cup track stroll or is always brought ashamed way just slid down a Thea You

know what? I got

to take a Christmas. Yeah, yeah. Let's be honest about what are you here? Our brain here are Spoto. Go down way. Think that's pretty good? Wish you a merry, crisp, crisp, silent piss. Holy is your comes yellow calls. Here comes Jellicles, right? Don't Yellow calls Lay. I saw Mommy pissants in a clause. Mommy got run over by a piss, Grandma. Rude off the p nose. Reindeer. Three shows Bad. Let's go. They told me. Remember, Pompey? Chess nuts pissing on a fire. Jack Frost pissing on your nose. I really can't stay because, baby, there's piss. All right,

all right, all right. Thanks so much for hanging in there, folks. We are back with a second half, and as usual, we do have a guess. We're lucky that Ah, she wanted to come down here. We schedule a while back. Did not realizing we be in the lab nativity right now in the Walmart parking lot. But she was, ah, agreeable enough to come down here on. We really appreciate it. Yeah, she's of course. Ah, parent of one of our students on her name is Miss Tammy Pinkerton. How you doing, Tammy? Hi, Happy holidays.

Oh, happy holidays. That's that's what the devil says. We say mere Christmas. Merry

Christmas. I agree. So we'll call me the devil.

Uh, because it's happy holidays and especially happy Hanukkah.

Oh, well, see, that's fine.

You could say, Hana, kids get in general, then that's when the devil is included, cause the devil also has holidays. I've heard

about the devil's holidays like a lot of people think Halloween and the sort of surrounding holidays. Those pagan holidays are the devil's holidays. You're saying that the devil has a holiday. That first Labor Day is a Devil's

holiday isn't so. Arbor Day. Arbor Day is another Devils holiday

Burn tree.

Is there a devil's holiday that's around Christmas or Hanukkah? Because if it's not around this time, saying Happy holidays right now seems like when

there's a fire in Brimstone

Day on the 21st. Yeah,

and also National Corn Day.

That's right, National Corn Day out. Everything about that. You love over. You pull. You don't know. But that assessed with horn. I'm obsessed with corn. So what is that?

His business, bub.

So is no visible visible,

right? Yeah. Bills

in the house of

Biel's about boob job. Not now, Tammy. You You set up this meeting with us. Ah, you called it a meeting. You said you wanted to come in and discuss some issues that that you've been having with your child in school.

Yes, it's an emergency

emergency Christmas Day meeting about your son, which I conveyed you John Pinkerton anywhere in my Roland.

Well, Todd, while you forgot about my son already, you've been on Christmas break for maybe a few days. And you forgot that, my son.

You're very That's a community. But I can't really remember your son either. No, I have

a son. And, you know, it always looked like again Jimmy Ho. He's got a way about him.

Okay, look, like

I know you're talking like

a six inch sub sandwich. No, he

does not. Sam, He has his. This will help you. He has a smile. That a lot up a room.

I know this poor. Yes, You're jealous

of him? Yeah, Jealous of his smile. I remember you were pissed about some kids. Smile.

I showed his smile to my plastic surgeon and got this fucking thing. You bother

Plessy searching. You have kind of joker lips. Also never heard of anyone getting a smile. The plastic start thinking like my plastic surgeon. Cosmetic dentist.

Well, uh, information that would've been useful to me yesterday.

Cosmetic dentist. I went to a cosmetologist, Right. You just get your hair care had bad teeth. Well, they also whitened it.

They widened it. Do you? She said I was white air with

it, Sam, but I will tell you that the white hair really just kind of highlights how yellow the teeth

are. It was pretty embarrassing

when your hair had braces. That was a tough period for you.

Pearly white braces, hair, crooked yellow teeth.

Yeah, well, I got a little mixed up, and I got the braces on the outside and

I was coming. My teeth. The good thing is, you brush your hair

when you wake up anyone you go to sleep. So that's good for you. That's right. Dental hygiene

lost my mouth with gel Yes, it's a 1 to 1 boats. It's a wonder what

stuff you do with your

hair. Wait, List them all right now for you if you want to. But you get it's 1 to 1, folks. Right?

Us in. What are the jokes? We would have said hair,

his mouth mouth, his hair moving on. So

tell me, what is the issue you've been having with your son? That you want to talk about emergency meeting today?

Well, the main issue that I'm having Muslim is the engagement that he's getting from the teachers at school. Yeah, Yeah, he's been neglected a lot. They eats Yeah, specifically, like Muslim is very talented and he likes to come up with his own ideas. And one that he came out with recently was called perfect. Shake. Hey said that he brought perfect shake around you guys and that you did not engage as teachers who are Yeah, perfect

shake now, perfect shake is, of course, a uh what? See, I saw I saw the packets around campus that were left when he quote unquote came up with the idea for perfect shake. Well,

he said if

he came to me and He said, If you get in now, you can really make some money down. The road is long as you sign up 10 other people for perfect shake. And I was like, what?

And I got behind a locker and I was tell me a little bit more about this. Um,

that's crazy, Bill, because when he got that when he showed me his order sheet project, your name and credit card number was not on it.

What could I didn't under war home. AC. Is I entrepreneur? No, this is an art project. Okay. We should maybe get into what is my

issue? Perfect shake is, you know, there's a few perfect shakes I would like. I would like my handshake to be stronger. I'd like that to happen. Uh, make one good smoothie. One goods milk? Yeah. Smoothing what? Almost a milkshake. You said the word, um, I would like for a shake weight to not dislocate my shoulder when I use it. What was his perfect shape? Didn't do any of that Hiss in quotes.

Is it shakes?

Is it like more morning shakes with, like,

vitamins? What is the product? So the product is if you well on exercise routine. OK, the perfect shape.

Okay, So the closest thing I could compare it to is when I was doing the Harlem shake. About a year late, Um, and I was put on the videos on I never said you missed this, buddy, but it seemed kind of like

that. We saw your tic tac of that. You say it.

Tick tack. Todd's on a just off app. He has an app where he eats men's his breath. He guys have a breezing people spaces like it still stinks.

And there's like, this isn't it spoke of viral. And there's a lot of

videos of him breathing directly into the camera, and I I can't

smell that. A lot of foggy video camera does break. I mean, that's something Number breaks these

men's air not working.

Uh, now, Sammy, I don't I don't mean Teoh to put you on the spot here, but I'll tell you what it felt like to me when perfect shake was pitched. To me, it felt like a classic pyramid scheme. It felt like like like like I was getting hosed by the whole process. Yes, I, of course, have been the victim of thousands of pyramids.

Thousands of you hold the world record were signed up for the most. Yes, of course.

I gave my credit card information to a man selling car cleaner in a gas station parking lot. Who story

That makes sense to me.

No. No. So to me, you can understand that I would skip

the owners of the Hearst worse. What Howard did is a guy claiming to be king. Tutankhamen had Howard building entire pyramid

on funded himself.

Right, which honestly, after 3 to 4 months of working on that, I should have seen this scene

you into had nothing in common. Also, where did you

get this camp? It all.

My, my, my,

my student Common Joe, you into had nothing in common. Oh, that is good. It's a good you

ended up at the bottom of the payout pyramid for the pyramid that you built. But how

would I saw

$0? Howard? I mean, I I might tell you that you're gonna, uh you're gonna get dollar signs in your eyes. Tammy Howard is the heir to the Let Levi's fortune. My

last name is Levis. I There is an apostrophe after the I, uh, it is Levi's.

You were related to the

pan. I am my parents. Resemblance. First, you thought my my view parents for you do resemble

a 501 cut kind of a big

square. Well, you wish you

wait. There is more

of a 7 36

thing on Hang on. It could be 501 but it could just be a big size. It doesn't it could still

know What I'm saying is it's not a cool, nicely cut like that's what Tammy area

looked at this man and said, Oh, those names Levi's. He's probably related to a pair of pants. That's what he looks like. Things. Body looks like a pair of pants,

a pair of pants and let little do not know

I was absolutely right. He's related to the most despair.

Grandmother is

overall. Okay, went out. Tammy year. I feel like we're distracting from the real issue here, which is that you're pitching us appear mid ski.

What? What's the perfect shake

that with you? You said, if we will, it's an exercise routine.

Yeah, we may just tell us what it is. A

combination of ever shake that humans can possibly dok.

So you just gotta writhe around.

You know, the hoca pokey shy

poke es

copyright reasons We have to see Oh, not say it. We're not say that way.

Of course. Will pay royalties. If you say hokey,

beep or poke, it

is perfect. There's also the Harlem shake. Lucky means we combine that into Shaikh is whale the Sezer shape

Caesar like Caesar salad se jer, You're like you're having a Yes. I don't know if

you've heard, but when people have seizures, like wake up their sore and that is because their muscles have been season, which is also a great workout routine.

So this sounds like something that but I like last like something

I could do for free. Tammy just gave me the secret I could go home and have a seizure. Do the hokey pokey at a to Harlem shake.

No, you cannot know. You meet the DVD tapes.

Okay. Now DVD tapes. That's a combination of two media.

Yes, So you just split a hard drive across

the day on you said DVD tape. So you think a hard drive is called a DVD tape?

That's

what

it's got. Oh, I'm gonna

be honest with you. I you seem successful. You drove up in a Corvette. Um, you've got you're wearing very year. Your purse looks like an authentic, um, adultery and Gabbana

it iss from DOJ and also from Obama.

So it's it's from this is a break it. So you said you Frankenstein. Which is what? When I'm dressed as you

have a piece of dole Che chocolate. 10 cabana.

That's how fashion works. Oh,

wow. Well, you know, you are presenting someone with money. That's what I'm seeing right now. So I want to be in whatever business you're in. I want to be whatever business you're in. So I will give you right now $9000 award, DVD tape.

You're not liquid. Match it. I'll match

it. Wow. And now the guy. 20,000. Thank you. 21.

I'm still skeptical.

You're gonna have to pitch me

on this.

Make me care be $30,000.

I'm trying

to add up because what started here was Bill said he would match you $9000 So that's $18,000. Then Sam said that he was going to do 20 said that's 48 then Bill through in another

20,000. Things

they were saying you're saying is added to the money they weren't raising. Finally,

$9000 is Where were

you? Don't need any more money.

So I'm gonna sit this one

out again. It sounds like a pyramid scheme, and I'm not

building anymore Pyramid, you just

needs a little more convincing.

Howard, look, this is just about making money, which you're gonna make a lot of.

Good. I need it.

Okay. I like that desperation that you like. Someone's after you like someone's trying to kill you. And those are best employees. I love that.

I'm sorry that you get

higher France for okay and friends. Okay. Now I English isn't My first language was the first

one was sure. I think that's a lie. I

sure that sounds like a pretty classy back out of that. Now, when you think

about it, if that's what the region that you learned your English ing and that's how your girl speaking

That is true. I have met some people who are from from other countries who were there first language was a different language. But you gotta come pretty early. Hand

Tammy, what was your first language? Where'd you come from?

What kind? From Russia.

Okay, you're Russian. Classic example.

Entry holes, country. I'm interested in that.

Okay. I love were also very cold, which is how I got so good shakes.

Oh, delivery. Super shake. Yeah, Shivering is part of the perfect shape. Yeah. Did you move to America? How old were you?

That was 32.

Okay, see, that seems like the accent would have locked in on your 34

now. Yes. Has been tiu.

Well, I love I'll say

this. I want to be your friend, and I want to be in business with you. I I love shakes. Do you offer anything else? Is it just shaken and shaken around or I mean

you are. You are very

man. I have lots of muscles that you can see through my skin, for sure, Course. Like the shape of my muscles is protruding.

Say it actually looks a little bit artificial is what I'll say. You can see.

Are you saying this is type of like a superman? Symes on crudely airbrushed? I

don't mean to put you on the spot again. I'm not trying to blow up your spot. I'm just saying it kind of looks like you're wearing one of those sort of cheap muscle costumes with your clothes over.

Tammy, this is embarrassing, but we should just get to the bottom of it. You're not wearing a Superman.

You have to be. You don't have to be nice. Could

argue genome in asking me to disrobe. But this mind

No, no,

no, no, no, no.

Shut up. There's a car coming by. We have to be pretend to be in Nativity. Do that be the baby's

okay, I'll be the strongest piping Jesus.

Lifting up the manger

was perhaps what? The headers air. That's a mare strip Military

bitter. You think that guy's a potential friend?

Way got hackle. Tammy, I

have seen you. I see you pretty frequently at the coffee bean talking to eight or nine desperate people are the

friends of yours. Oh, are How does that work? Yeah, they seem to be

very interested. They'll have a big notebook that they're on the first page of Is there writing down what? Your

big bad shoes. There are a lot of the more rifling through coupon Attn Least five or

six of them have a big tan line on their ring finger on her. Left. What? Who were those people? Do you

So those are my friends? Uh huh. Okay. In the little do people know the coffee bean is really a place where lost souls congregate s Oh, my go there. And I tried to save people with my friendship. Now, also, we sail car seats.

You sell car seats with those people

here.

Car seats. Now that is that, like Children, you can put in your car to be more comfortable over baby.

A lot of them tend to have a lot of extra car seats. I guess

these are people who have, like, car seats that they need to get rid of. Something sad happened. Obviously. Divorce dead kid. We don't know.

How can I tell you, Tammy

want and groups you fast,

Tammy? I keep I feel like I keep having a blow up your spot because I just happen to

love Ryan, blow up your spot talking about her spot. It's a phrase that I recently Howard just got on TV. Just just got him TV

it. I just got MTV, and I know being a

blow for fought, but I happened to be a guy's gotta

check out, blow up your spot on MTV. Alright? It's awesome. This guy comes in and blows up people's houses on its

own cannot. Just psycho Howard. If we were friends, I would give you even better phrase. Then blow up your spot.

Whoa! You've got a better for his phrase. $15,000

you ever heard put you on blast?

Oh, my God.

I never hurt. Now what does that mean? That's like putting someone I couldn't even think of what it could be.

It means the same thing is blow up your alternate

guys gotta check out on MTV, put you on glass. This guy goes over

any blows up people's apartment. Just it's rentals. Tammy, I just want to say I happen to be in the coffee bean. Last time you were having a quote unquote meeting with your friends here and as they were all leaving, I

remember you wouldn't buy Carsley.

No, I didn't want to buy a car. Seen leaving either? No, I was there.

You do it up there. I was there to use the back. That's what it

was occupied. My friend. Yeah, You gotta buy something.

I'm just trying to say I heard you as everybody was leaving Tammy. I heard. Well, first I saw you counting money, and I heard you saying suckers

absolutely right. He's right, cause I was count the money. And, like, I'm about to buy some slickers.

Oh, that's what I do on payday convince suckers for I guess that I am glad. I can't. Okay, So

you told me I could get new phrases I can shake like crazy and you'll give me suckers.

No, does not

a log. Is there a catalogue I can thumb through forever?

We have a pamphlets, Okay? Smaller. Because what? We're trying to be environmentally friendly

that So I think that's because I could get behind you. Got my here. Now,

we also want to give people a little information is possible,

right? Because the farm here, this funding the

you know, the kind

of pamphlet that you get when you get an iPod Nano and it fix inside the little instructions. That's our

It is that it is tiny and it's tiny, but the font is huge. But so there is really only about a single word in there.

A lot of folds of the

A lot of folds. One word.

And people like that. They like the discovery of pulling open the folds and then read in the one word

everything. Why? Everyone likes time stuff. Look

at apple.

That's true. They keep making these phones smaller and smaller. Another getting big again if you noticed this.

Oh, my God. So interesting way. Just keep going and going to go are going in circles, humanity

to me. You have made eye contact with me longer than anybody has in a long time. Ah, I wondered if I start giving you more and more money. Am I gonna be able to learn that skill? This communication skill that you have is really impressive

looking people in by yes, keel of looking people in that

people, I don't seem to have it. Um, yeah. I feel like very much like I will follow you to the ends of the earth,

actually have toiled DVD. Siri's don't looking people in the ass

old. Okay, It's just one hour each of them.

20 minutes.

Todd, you've bought

a lot of stuff so far. You're on the docket for for sold a lot. You checked your bank account?

Um, yeah. Well, I got this great thing Overdraft protection. E connected it to my daughter's bank account so it pulls money from hers by overdraft.

That's financially sound. Yeah. Uh, now how? I don't have we talked about pricing yet? We've talked about

a lot of these Answer. And I'm wait, what is the price that I have to do to get into this by some for myself, so that I can sell it to others,

Right? So But it's not necessarily how our product work. Oh, no. This is about making friends. Okay? I'm not trying to take your money for me.

Great. And I trust that,

so we just hang out.

Absolutely. Give me the Miami

so Well, this you don't even

want the money. That's so nice. I'm giving it to you,

but you don't want your

money to people want.

It's just a signifier for when I start hanging. Get I get that. Now, is this gonna

make me be a pariah to my friends? You know, because I immediately started having to start pitching, shake perfect, perfect shape to them, you know? So I feel like it's gonna make me?

How do I not know? I sell it in

a way that doesn't feel like a cell, you

know? How do I go? I know this might

seem like a pyramid scheme,

but trust me, guys, that changed my life. I signed up. Now I'm wearing a crudely painted

your body suit. I'm ripped. But you can have this too. But I'm not selling it. You have just been from

a place of authentic friendship. And I find that if you congregate with your friends in places that you normally would call the gate with your friends, then that is gonna lead them to be more willing to participate. So one funeral.

So we're Thanks. Arriens funeral. Okay. Have a Bonnie for some one. Do not have

to know. You do not have to have a body.

That's true. That's true.

Watch last 48. You looked it up.

Yeah. Yeah, Well,

I was trying t o

try to fake my own death for a while and through my own funeral to see what these fucking suckers say about zika fans. Nobody showed up. Uh, so, so fake a funeral. That's a good one. And look and we do. Ah, Can we maybe just do. Ah, little act out to see what it really feels like

You guys are buying in and scared

for you. Let's say we're at this funeral you've set up, right? So, uh,

I think my own you

know, I'm callers were all grieving.

I was friends with the deceased. Okay, Okay.

Wait. Never even told you, Dad, for the purposes

of this role play, I'll just assume he's a good friend de at Santa. So I am really? I'm a coworker, uncle. I'm his

co workers here. So you're supporting your friends. Talk about who are you in the funeral here?

And I'm his wife,

the Sam's wife for the dead man.

All of y'all's freeing, right? You're somebody's wife and I'm somebody's

one or his wife.

But you're all here it to support me. Essentially. And

also we're here. Funeral Teoh, wear all panel.

You're not the

dead man's wife because it doesn't have to be a dead body.

No, I'm just saying you can have a funeral without a dead bodies.

But in this case, there is a dead body. No, it's his uncle

is my coworkers know physical body at the funeral

and we cut to the funeral. Really?

Beautiful, beautiful food said

bad.

We could be here to support you, saying your uncle was a really good guy. I

worked with him. We worked hand in hand, and he was

one of the best day I'm employees I ever seen, You know? You know how you guys could really support Sam. Oh, how hello. You could support him by becoming closer friends through perfect shake tell us more

was because I worked hand and hand with this man. And I don't see how I could never get over the grief of losing a fellow employee. I'll tell

you this right now, cancer, you're dead. I'm going to solve cancer because of this.

Yeah, we're taking the cancer. What do you

guys think of the food sector?

That's fast. None of you were getting to the point of perfect shape. Okay? You

were talking about we 9 to 59 to five feet at him here together,

you're too invested in the dead man. Powered your to Mata. You keep calling out that. Nobody's doing what they should be doing

begins. I tell you what, Stanford.

I am signing up for your medical school, and I am solving cancer because nobody is going to have to suffer like I just suffered all right, and seeing Okay,

Alright. Signed up at the end. I

would have signed up in the end to hear $7000. Uh, this'd

title of these or I'll use

these air I o U's

smiles and

it's every 6000 there's or I'll use I'm going direct deposit for you here. Um, whatever you're on, I'll pay you for it because

I will take money from a child so

fantastic. I will, too.

Sounds like you guys would be great business

partners, To be honest, Yeah. I mean, are you looking for a partner? And I would call a crime because it sounds about board here looking for a partner and help.

Well, I am looking for friends. Partner is more serious.

That's true. Way have a lot in common. Commitment is a problem for May.

But what you into to have in common? We're go back quickly to Howard. What did you into to have in common student common

in that much in common? Bill

O finished the classic job. Now I

will say this. Tammy, You moved here a couple weeks ago on you. See, you have, like, a bunch of packed suitcases on you can always seem on the run. Um, I just want to make sure that you know, I can trust you'll be around

in a year. Yeah, you're closer covered in shake dust. You are

is one of the products that we sell

is a supplement Teoh tapes. And I saw he's about being covered in dust. It's very

possible that you are wearing a super answer under your dress and you are covered in

dust sickness. It does exactly what it says. It's self explanatory. You take a lot, you take a little

bit of it, and you shake

is a supplementary product. But why is it all every Tammy? This is cocaine, New York. Timmy, you need hundreds of thousands of dollars because you have a code problem. You're damn well that's part of the prop elements. I waste a lot of it. It is a ball over here. I don't supply.

Yeah, that is some wasted group Is group of street term for cook?

No, I think Bam, bam, bam, bam doing bam bam up the note. Damn. I was

doing some hard core sniff the other day and I was off my rocker

sniff sounds pornographic

snuff films.

Yeah. You know how I

do my cook. Tammy, Um, I'm on board. I'm gonna high

man. You are. You keep pointing out things that would make you seem like you weren't onboard. Like the fact that I'm flighty The fact that I'm covered in cocaine.

I just wanted me Where

the fake that I'm wearing a gown and underneath the superman suit, which is not true. These are my real muscles. But as I said before, if you gentlemen would not to force a young woman there stripped down in No,

no, no, no,

ma'am. No, man. I know. Okay? You tell everybody that s a you met Todd, Padre, you say And it was nice, and he didn't make me take my clothes off. I thought this was a Superman. See?

Okay, that's one of those new tricks man is doing mouth.

No way have tricks, but that's not

what I think. That's like the game that's a new

element of the game is like the peacock

with a big hat. And then tell a girl to prove she's not wearing a Superman.

Honestly, it's a challenge. I feel that most women

would be like, Hey, why don't mean it not swear it's might me.

It's a much heightened version of I bet you can't touch your elbows behind your back. You ever did have people do that in high school?

E I understand. Did it? Yeah. You're

Superman. Pecs came right

out Way Could see the logo now. So,

Superman, just six s up. Tammy, fast up. He'll come clean. Tell me on evil

days. It's the birth of our Christ and Lord Jesus, It's Christmas. Tammy, this

is This might

have been the my most bizarre Christmas of all wonderful time of the I got up had my quiche is our came down Nativity regular Four people came is ago. Bazaar on

the mess. I think this

sounds like the most normal thing that's happened to you all day. Keith

is a weird thing. Just have lying around reading 80 0 always got some fusion s so happy shades. They're good for eight or nine days. Yes, Quiche is

a classically great reheated dish.

Wake up, Marion. Famished. You open your fridge. What do you see in there?

Definitely milk. No, e. I don't drink milk. I keep my body pure. Except for the bam bam ham. No, I

interior of devil eggs. There is a turducken in my friend. Hey, all right, that makes sense. We love to Ducati. Yeah, there's alot to Duckett. Guys, you gotta listen to the zone episode. You You're going to get long. You have to weigh will not catch you up at a certain point,

Tammy, we've almost got to go. But further Christmas episode, we all brought little presence to exchange. OK, Andi, I would like to give you our prison birth. You got the bird? Sorry, I've got a, uh, burp even before people accuse me of murder. Like Robert Durst is after muds expectant of it. But we got you a present here. It's a little Christmas stocking. I know. Weird. That's

actually not were Well, it's bizarre. You have to listen the zone episode way. Have

Teoh, we just Ah, Merry Christmas. Happy about

you guys. A present,

Teoh. But you do like a

white elephant. You

know that's a great name for cocaine. But this And I told you it's called shake powder. But,

hey, can I tell you these for these four gifts that you're handing us all look to be the same size and shape as the hard drive you presented earlier with DVD tapes on it? Eso I got to say, Are you just gifting us with perfect shake?

I am. And em. All you have to do is give me weep

your credit card information. All right. Over. Howard sliding this card across the table for Just think it's almost like blood is almost. Please give it back. Please give my car keys during that thing where you slide the big hangover. Tammy. Stopping payment. Please don't haven imprint literally.

Last one. I got it off the set of ghosts.

The movie, Please, Timmy, This is literally exactly what happened.

Old credit card from the set of Ghost.

Please don't do that. Work in.

You worked on ghost.

Okay. So defined. Were you not get anyone know I was there. Was I on any paperwork? No, but I was there working it.

You were selling the shake? Are you her

in 1991 on the set of Ghost.

You're in Russia also.

You were You're 34 now you were

You're seven when ghost came out. Every six?

Yeah.

You a baby on the set It goes away from Russia. Be honest, because we caught you. You're a baby on ghost.

Let's just listen Fash Bill Even doing that all evening Come face.

You know, make of Islam is better. I'm done. Swap. Okay, right. Back out. Howard's information. This is the following

a limo company. Terry, this is interesting.

Yeah. Look at all these people coming down the road. We got pulled out. He pulled out

one of those, like roll indexes that you put business cards. And, like Roller Alan,

she's got old timey businesswoman.

Honestly, it's a easy way to keep up with things. Technology is taking over our lives.

It's easier to use a rolling decks and a machine. It is to use

off the power foursquare, foursquare. Tammy, Um, I'm excited to be your new best friend. And I will see you at the coffee bean. A ti leave right in early tomorrow morning.

I headed to be your best friend right underneath. Todd, You know, let's

get a tree going.

Yeah, absolutely. Like a upstream and the downstream of the dam line. Friend, friend,

Pyramid Stream.

Appear that. Okay,

I'm on fire with that appear mention. Listen, you know Aziz, long as it doesn't involve me mining limestone and building a 203 100 foot tall pyramid in a Did

you guys at least like

desert in Egypt? Did you guys at least like the same movies, mean? I'm telling you, me and Tutankhamen had no nothing incompetent.

Oh, that's gotta hurt. Yeah,

but we have a lot in common. For one, we use the same credit card.

No, that sorry. Did you just make a copy of my credit card with your You know what? I like your style. Here's mine. Oh,

thank you. So I might take mine to,

uh and I, uh Here's mine. There you go. Um, uh,

step stuck. Todd's got one of those nice guys. Your cards, air steeping cards, air steak, eat on my

own. Like none of you have thought your card was a pizza before.

Wait, It's got sauced G eight.

You guys don't ever confuse your credit card with a pizza around a bunch of line. No,

A crust is even if you think it's dough.

Honestly, it's not weird. It's not as weird to Sam eating case for breaking a world where you

think your hearts of pizza. I wish I could go to Akio. At least felt that. I wish. I wish I

could go to a key shows. Oh, my God. Dollars. I put ketchup on the dais. I'll make one of its ham. I'll do noor spinach, thes air, all ingredients. Well, Tammy, honestly, uh, I guess I have to be glad you're here, but I'm scared that you now have my credit card information. I hope you don't use it for anything legal. Oh,

I'm gonna buy legal things with your card information for my sales.

Do you need our addresses to send the checks to or anything? Yeah. Billing address.

How I found you guys to my I'll find you again.

Whoa. Service. It's going to

the airport right now, But I will have fun of coffee. Bean tea tomorrow.

Going to the airport now. And you're going. Are you flying anywhere? You're just going out. Okay, You have your bag. But your son with a beautiful smile is over there in the car, and it's a got a lot of bags in there.

Yeah, we're all headed, you know, wherever the wind takes us, but the wind will blow

that shit tomorrow. I finally

hope we see you there. Because if you're not there, we're gonna know you were yanking our chain. Tammy. Uh, worse. Begin your chain, Yank. I hate getting my chain yanked.

I'm not Jane yanker.

It's It's okay. I hope that's true because I truly hate getting changed. Tell me you love me before you yank.

At least Barbara identifies. Now tell me this is beautiful.

Senior today on all days Christmas it was like Santa Claus came to the Nativity. Dropped little baby Jesus off. I don't know.

Yeah, I was just like that way. Don't know, Don't know.

Thank you, Tammy. May the Lord bless you on this Christmas there.

And Happy New

Year. Wherever you end up having

way, I'll see you guys tomorrow.

I'm gonna bring a briefcase with a bunch of papers that make me seem like I do think it's

just like how you saw my son who went to your school. Your beautiful. Alright.

Alright, Daniel, Thank you so much. What? What

looks like a big muscle suit

with teeth Hang on. Yes, that your son isn't one of those One of those punching bags shaped like guys.

Come on, complain. Listen to you'll take your clothes

on me to take, You

know, I don't know

Everybody out there.