Bizarre! with Tammy Pinkerton (Laci Mosley)

I I'll tell you all. I'm pretty upset that they kicked us out of the coral way roasting in an open house,

getting like action this, Chris, Everywhere you go, e wow! This magical morning, this is I hope everybody's tree is full

underneath. Yeah, Wow,

I hope your trees Aarhus full Is your tummies full of fruit cake on And cookies, sugar palms, ham

and wrapping Papered Gift's snowman Carrots

Christmas is so special to anyone for the

kids this year, I hope the adults confined wonder. Everybody says the magic of Christmas

goes away, but it doesn't. For May my by one gift and I don't know what it is. I have no idea You buy it for yourself. I go

into a store with a sheet over my head.

You say I pick

out a gift

and I have it wrapped and I opened up

for me Christmas you have a price limit

or it sounds so joyful, you know, look at the price of just having your credit card. You say

I say bring it on and they say, Oh, are you Bring it up, Sir, You tripped

over everything in the store, your bleeding. This white sheet.

Your head on your head is now bloody,

and that is one of the Christmas colors. Isn't white and red blood cover cheats,

but covered she kick it. Oh, come on, Ana just got kids.

Yeah, well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Teacher's Lounge. The first, best and only podcast.

The holiest Jolie ist and Christmassy ist.

That's right. Okay, I don't need to finish. Let's just keep Let's just jump in

now. Did anyone ever visit from, uh,

Kringle? Kris Brinkley? Gross Kringle. Kris Kringle. Kris the man from downstairs from down.

Isn't it you? Last night. Was it normal? Old? So the

old sobs obviously know this. We celebrate

South Pole Santa. That's right. Um, which after the holiday is called South Pole Santa. That's what we saw.

Always away. We've We pay homage

to syllables and it's still called Christmas. It's

Christmas with Christmas. You right? Ex miss us. It's Christ X

Christ. Three old slobs now. But for the weight loss

No, we don't say much because that's cultural proper anymore.

South Pole Santa is the man downstairs. He's down in the South Pole in every year. You know, when he's coming.

You know, when he's coming,

he comes right through the front door, goes right to the front door. He doesn't say Ho, ho, ho! He says, Oh,

there's a tiny little man. Of

course, you all know about his reindeer who ride him.

If you've been good, he shows cold in your mouth. And if you've been

bad, he shoves you up to attend. You better eat his cookies.

Well, of course. Just refuses, Rozelle, polsana. Of course. Uh,

there are there are other, other new way. Do we want to start expand on the tradition that, you know we do? You obviously, you know, with the normal With regular Sandy, you go to a mall and you sit in his lap there. But of course, with South Pole Santa, you go to a car dealership. That's right. And he sits on your lap and he sits on your lap. Yes,

that's right. And he test drives your last.

Yes, he's got the opposite of a beard. Which is, of course, a mole, Of course, of

course. Of course. We have to close more local

all white suit

with red cuffs with red cuffs.

Yeah, a lot of people. A lot of people take issue with the hat. Being white as well has. Ah, interesting look. You could say

Yeah, a lot of people think it looks like a Klansman, but the red trim sets him apart. The ranch.

It makes him look like a grand wizard.

Yes, it's Stepha. It's stiff. Obviously. Santa's North Pole. Santa's floppy hat flop. Very stiff.

It takes him a while to get around the world.

Yes, he has

elves, but they're much bigger than he is literally told. Yes, yes, he's

small. And he's there. Butler,

that he makes them all toys. Ah, his sleigh followed

by reindeer, followed by reindeer Fished. That's right. What else? What else went out? He drinks this big cup of espresso every night before bed.

Everyone in the South Pole loved Rudolph. And then Santa had Rudolph follow the sleigh and Rudolph got lost. And so that killed his red nose s. A killer

has asked. Of course, Mrs Claus proposed to ham.

That's right. And Mrs Claus is a mister.

Mr. Clothes and Mr Hall. Mr Clothes, His Muslim celebrate Christmas thing is how much he doesn't celebrate Christmas. No, He visited your Christmas it was unrelated. You could come in any time

and shove your ass up the chimney. That's right. He's a short little Muslim Jew. Thermal on. Come through your door any time of year

thing. Supple Santa, folks.

We, of course. Do you celebrate the him around Christmas time, though. So there is a sort of celebration. Yes, yes, yes. You have to pay homage to him at some point.

You know, you wake up early in the morning and you drink a nice iced tea is for, uh

you. He only comes if you've been back. That's right. It

doesn't look at his list.

Did I say that already? Otherwise he does. Makes a list checks at once.

Yes. Is it naughty and nice on those lists?

No, it's nasty and ugly.

One sided list. Pretty one sided. Well, Christmas, of course, is the most beautiful time of year in a. Sure everybody has finished eating a quiche spending tower. Your pieces out there was good because your Christmas tradition, right? US in weird Christmas donations? No, Sorry. Bizarre. We had a very bizarre

Thanksgiving of horse on my family. Personally, we got her on the table and we feast in

Turkey. Bizarre. So bizarre. Bozo on. Of course, the bizarre Eddie did not stop just because it was Christmas. What was our thing? Did you do

Sam? Well, and this is really weird. We watered the tree everyday, stated

it was our That's

right. Quite bizarre. I know. I, of course, have the family the bizarre family tradition around Christmas of hanging big socks, sometimes called stockings over the

section. Hold on. Stocking. Yeah. For the firing. Yeah.

These air big socks, sometimes called stocking.

So what? Just big empty socks.

They're empty until the day.

What happens on the day

on the day they become full

is are you get

a bizarre, You get a bizarre, Obviously. For me, it's a little different. It's my third night of Hanukkah, so I hate Teoh, but, you know, rub everyone the wrong way, but tonight will be lighting 1/3 candle on the menorah. Okay. Was

our I'm going to say I I'm not going to say that's bizarre for fear of the reactions

are angelic. Well, we knew you plugged your ears

when you heard, huh? You bet it did. A big earplug

wired. That's right, Howard. Well, you sense it coming up luxury years sometimes, by the way, you're plugging years and people are not saying Hanukkah. But

you can definitely tell when Howard thinks a Jewish person has entered the room because we got a big here blood at a big la la la la la

it's No. This is my reaction to specific people. It's not about them being, you know, it's not about them. Being Jewish is about my relationship with that person. Specifically, there's always a reason it has nothing to do with their religion or what holidays they

celebrate. Of course, at my house we did the

Weegee's thing at the top of our tree were like this little empty. So we put a star on Tok. I know that is not what we want. Let's know what we want. Dryness. In fact, what are your bizarre, bizarre businesses? Maybe you give and

get gifts to family, but let us know what you do and what freaky stuff your families into

for any of my Jewish friends. I know this is crazy. Please don't crucify May, but I'm gonna get Chinese food and CIA Tom Hanks movie tonight.

Really bizarre eyes are what? I think I might stay in pajamas. Okay. Family

for the morning. For the

morning. What, do you feel really comfortable around

your family and don't feel the

need to dress up. Yes, I know. That's

bizarre. It was working with little Penis out. What? Let's just say we're all in silk drawers and I can see my son's dick. Actually, Bazaar, I like to look at my son's dick on Christmas morning. It's bizarre. Get up in front of family. Show us that hot talent show.

Well, of course. Ah, we, uh we aren't in school. Obviously. We're out on summer break, but we earn sub starring opposite. I meant I went winter break. Of course, eso

must you listening down under than its summer break? Yeah, if you are listening

way all know down there you're

celebrating the fourth of July. We all know

that Mayer

it, But, you know, we we didn't wanna let a week go by where we didn't give you guys. Ah, podcast. So we made it in this morning, trudged through Ah, Now

are we coming to to them live from inside a vindictive ity scene?

Way decided. Very good. I'm cool Either way, we're not We're now certainly not doing that right. We're

not going to say we're not not doing it. Get to that. But yeah, it's possible that we are the Nativity scene.

Are we that way? Is that how we're dressed? Sorry. Todd Todd labeled possibly where the Nativity is

and I step out of

our WalMart. We might be there, right?

It might be in a live nativity in

the parking lot of a 24 hour while my Wiseman and a goat

on way

know who the goat is. If it is, it is. Who is. It? May be

reticent. Who's your goat? Who's your Halloween or Christmas Go? One of

us may have misunderstood wise men and come dressed is Albert Einstein, who is a wise man but not what we're looking

for right now. Are we considering a goat to be the greatest of all time, which would obviously be baby come by. I smiled that

that might have been here that might have been someone screaming out of the car.

We don't We don't even know if we're at the negativity seed. Let's decide right now. Well, look around and

say what we Let's let's look around us and say what we see.

If I looked down, all I know is I'm standing in. Hey,

it is the normal podcast, though,

eh? So that's no

I I looked down. I have four legs and hair seems okay

now keep in mind when you have a guest today. So if we're locked into Nativity scene, the guest will have to be whatever that is. That's true.

No way could have invited the person to the

native ITI and they could be anyone.

So I'm saying hard yesterday activities way.

Here's what I will say. There wasn't any room last night at the end for us. That's right. So they could be Nativity related or possibly what actually

happened to us. Last hotel reputation related.

Yes, Holiday Inn Express. We had some issues the last time the four of a state of war with the Waffle Machine on. Now there's not any room for us quote unquote at the Holiday Inn Express. Ridiculous. You should be able

to make waffle fingers. That's all. Say that's right. Should be able to dip your hands and waffle. Is it lawful and make waffle fingers

I y on

us if it upset someone else's. Did

you like that? You don't

like smells in the kitchen. That's what the argument was. It smells.

start on our scrambled hair.

They're gonna

You should be able to have scrambled. Listen,

if I brought my own frying pan, it's my own butter shrivel. Scramble by on

here and there. Or you need to

step up your continental breakfast.

I was trying to make eyes over easy. You should be able to and I wanted to do that. That's right. No, no, no. That's all they expresses the liability you want toe cook up your eyes. And no,

and I Honestly, I was very frustrated when the hotel manager came down and said, Sir, you can't make leg in a hole. That's right. You can't make a lake and you cannot serve and make leg in

a hole. And you said, Tell that to the wonderful people here, enjoying my leg in a whole

Well, then I thought, you know, I'll handle this. I'll get a school at the manager, went to give him five, got his handle syrupy. Yeah, because I

have lawful thing. That was real. I slipped, I think.

Well, you flip just like my finger in the lawful maker. And I said so surely we understand each other

here? Yeah, when you gave him a big middle waffle finger hurt really

bad and then he enjoyed it. He tasted it Well, that was what was weird. He enjoyed it. So, do you like it or do you hate it, sir? Now, which is it? Lawful finger. So where in the Nativity would you like a car, Sile? Okay, eyes the goat. Supposed to smile because I've been smiling

whenever the big reveal. Even though Howard is on all fours.

I'm here, you know, force.

But that is just my wife Man. Cost

Howard came. Is the Harry Wiseman was looking for his contact? Yes, that's right. Second contact reference in three weeks.

So, Howard, this also sponsored by 1 800 contacts the most falling announced out contact there is. Do

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Those babies air flying out. Give 100 to call. Put contacts at the end. They will come over and find your contact. Clean it up and shovel right back in your If

your head. Yes, these contacts will fall right out. No, Howard, did you bring him? Er,

you're shaking

is that what you're you have? Merhi, this is Ah, this is a bushel of, um er Bushel. Yes, I didn't want to run out, so I bought a whole bushel of murder. And you know what? My course. I do know what murder is. So that's why I brought in a bushel.

Well, great. You got your mur. I've got my Frankenstein. Which

one of us is dressed like Albert Einstein with Frankenstein? I'll tell you this time we did correct

you on the email.

I thought that was an auto corrected. You can't bring a couple of Jews to the Nativity scene. Frankenstein in and

kind of Frankenstein. Jewish Frankenstein. Well, we know that would make having extra scary for Howard. Okay,

Now you could have to plug your ears every time zone with bolts in the next walks by free

black of my ears

so that we got Frankenstein. We've got murder. And what's the third gift?

I think it's called. Do we have that?

Sam, you were in charge of gold.

Yes, I got a big bunch of dental work done last week, and I have gold all across the top. Right side.

Yes. I didn't get through. The whole thing

couldn't quite finish. They got halfway through a to F. Satur. What? Yeah, okay. Yeah. They had to show them all down. You

don't want to go under and you refuse. Refuse? No,

I refuse. Anesthesia, parrotfish, Novocaine. I refuse ice. I refuse distractions.

I want to use the dental chair, right? Yeah, I have

to be in a squat position. Do

you think that being uncomfortable will distract you from the pain procedure?

All right, so that's what I hope.

I know. This exact same thing happened to you last time. You tried to get a tattoo, right?

That's right. Yes. Yeah. I wouldn't use the chai. Had delay.

Yeah, standing on and they stopped halfway. So you have half a tattoo on your back?

Yeah. Half a tribal, half a tribal of my back. I look a little bit like the rock. That's what the guy said.

Hey, you look a little

like the rock. We didn't quite get there.

Tone that happier was it a little bit more. Like

all he was pissed. I was I was moving around a lot. He said it's the worst work of his he's ever done. But

you had Somebody tried to get in the people's elbow, but then you fell in the

toilet. Well, I was really wake up a toilet. Yeah, I

was really weak from the procedure. It was a big, big tattoo on all my back. And I was standing on one leg the whole time. Haran. Yeah, they had a toilet in the room and went to a cheap place. And so I got pissed. Took a swing at him. Miss did a 3 60 and fell in the toilet. Head and feet.

Now, this is the second

week in a row that we've referenced a toilet in a

regular room just on the wall. There is a break because there is Ah, this is coming out after we have

teacherslounge. Okay. Course, the feed was usurped by the preachers, like, yes. Yes. Sorry.

Um, but I just want

people to take a look. Next time you're at Lowe's or Home Depot, go to the

toilet on Josh. Um, hard race,

maybe ace. I don't today have toilets. Sometimes. Go to some place where they sell toilets, take a look. A

display picture. It is always It's never a toilet in a bathroom. It's a toilet on a living room wall. And it's so fun, it's they can't because I think it toilets. Two bathrooms too cramped to really take a good picture. Exactly.

So they're like, Let's just put it living right.

window would like? It's like a curtain song that's playing right outside. Right in.

Is that a first a

I can build you a big bathroom. No, let's go. Living room. Yeah.

The tube is next to it. Who's obsessed with the tube who is obsessed with their

show on. Okay, we're talking about boobs, too.

Oh, yeah, I'm obsessed with the tube. And what better day than Christmas to catch up on everything. Yeah. What do you guys watching?

Well, I have the yule log on the tube right now, you know,

little crackling crackling. You look

Yeah, that's nice. I'm of course. Ah. Watching and rewatching the new Disney plus movie. Noel with Anna Kendrick in it.

Oh, yeah,

you Theo.

All right. And that's why I say anything on the tube.

Uh, well, the reason I'm here is because there's a bit of disagreeing with my ex wife in my I guess, X daughter. Now. About what? To watch over Christmas. So

you were gonna be in the same home?

Well, yeah. We tried to cut amend things for the holiday.

That's always

nice when that can happen. When when a divorced father and mother sort of come together at the holidays to

one day a year, you put all of the pressure on of a family relationship into one room and try to smile your way through it s

o show she even though she is of

age, successfully emancipated from you. That's right. It's kind of a selective emancipation after her 18th birthday, right? It

was an answer. Emancipation in like, Ah, and I guess in theory or whatever would be

right, the courts, the courts decided to hear it.

Yeah, uh, and so she's my ex daughter now. I mean, she just she's over 18 day for that to happen. Yeah, she changed her last name. Toe Madre. Um,

that's spiteful. That's what. But that was your wife's maiden name, right?

Yeah. Todd Padre. I married Mary Madre. We named our daughter Mary. Um, because for me, it was just easier. Yeah, one name, uh, clarify it. And so Yeah, but it was a tough Christmas this year. A lot of emotions came up, Uh, and for me, I kept bottling them up in building him up in bowling him up. And then I was like, Um well, let's throw on fastest car and watch my episode. Right? But it

wasn't a total

loss because you are selling those bottles now.

Yeah, my bottled up emotions. Yeah. Go ahead and buy. If you guys go on two etc dot crap you get right. Uh, Todd Padres bottled up emotions. And so we've got raging there. We've got we've got sadness. We've got self loathing.

Great. Alone's right. We'll build a

stink. They have a smell. They've got to smell, and it's kind of

undescribable. It's if you've ever smelled like if you've ever gotten into a fight with a loved one and then woken up the next morning, the smell of that room, where it's like, Oh, it's still here. Something is still e um, it's that there's obviously, um it's all the emotions I feel with my family. So there's rejection turned into spite.

There's a big bottle of ah, you fix them, right? You fix them. You know when you like. Thank your families. Wrong. So you come in and you're like, Oh, I'm gonna fix them. You just look like an asshole. Does end there more, right?

Absolutely. Yeah. There's a big bottle of opening up my wife's mind about bisexuality.

Correct? I I actually saw somebody pick up from the back Your house. A huge crate of bottles of shame that you're not selling on your website cause you say those are those are fake,

though. The shame bottles. Yeah, I don't have any of that. So I don't know. That must have been a miss. Uh, yeah, yeah, that might just be seven up, because I don't I don't I never felt the train of anything, so Yeah, so if you if you're looking to buy bottles of something for me and you don't want actual milk, um, or the white stuff simply or simply, man, you can definitely male that. Definitely just just chocolate man. Yeah, it's well, you call it chocolate milk. It's the brown milk you

guys gotta listen to these old episodes. Where you gonna get none of this way? Can't keep catching you. Listen

every week, no matter who the guest did.

You know what? We're trying to make a new stuff. I think this is so hard to make it your stuff. We're doubling down on our five things. Good old stuff. Wearable Santa, um, what else? That's it. That's,

uh, eating people, not having hair fake hair.

We do have

something new for this Christmas season way. Call the gift that keeps on giving. As you know, we're for great guys. And we have been doing a

little bit of charitable

contribution in our local area. Yes, that's already picked a cause. And we chose something that was near and dear to our hearts. And I think the Christmas spirit has really made me feel good about

high. Of course. Volunteered 15 hours. Uh, look, accounting e 15 hours at toys for Tater tots. Uh, it's a great chair. That's for choice. Sorry. Yes, it's Tater Tots for toys. It's a charity. How does this work? Basically, you make arrested or fried potatoes

roasted. Bruce, tell me, what's the difference? We Rose. What is

roasting in the bay is that connected to bake? Okay. You any bring cooked potatoes to local toy factories and give it to overwork

workers? Um, that's a hospital. You about our You brought a packet? I got back. I bought it back, all right? They still warm when you get there? Well, no, because

he I say I say you guys want these fresh baked. So I bring him the frozen dots. I give him a sack of frozen tots, and I say, Make these in the break room kitchen if you got time. Uh, and, uh, I haven't checked in. Probably know.

Well, our and I'm really

proud of you for trying something that you thought was going to be great.

and, you know, a thought. And it was good. It maybe wasn't great. I wish I could have done more, but obviously I don't have Ah, don't have analysts. Massive time. I'm pretty busy guy. So 15 hours was all I could give him, Uh, keep giving, but eso, uh, Tater Tots for toys. Visit them. Deliver any sex frozen tots to any of the drop off locations around town.

Yeah,

So are these are these overworked workers? They're in bad shape.

Or is this like a cause? We don't know about the choice factories and Paris. I'll say this. I I walked in the front door and it looked a lot of people with a lot of happy faces, but it didn't feel genuine, is what I'll say. You know, a lot of people take and it seemed like things were fine. And maybe they weren't people saying to you when you would approach the line Well, they were starting. They were first startled. And you've got Tater time. And I handed him a second ties and they kind of looked at second. Tasha, are we talking like those little sort of like a taxi? Know what? The court, That's what the or right of the or right of first

in the frozen I'll

rip the top tossem on

your toys from them.

Uh, it's the least they could

do. Okay, what tots. So you want So you're basically being like trade? Oh, yeah. Nice time.

I made it sound like you were donated.

You said they were for the

overworked workers, but it's that. But that's what I was alive. That's the currency. It's the tots. And they give you. They

think it's beautiful, Howard and I think it's great.

Yeah, A lot of people say

it's not volunteer work. They say it's shopping and I say, I don't think that is weird. I'm not getting paid. So it's It's volunteer.

I mean, unlike Howard, I did some charity. Actual charity, some tied. Um uh, maybe some of you saw me there. So the instagram videos, but I made it out to the third annual mash bash. Uh, some, uh And so my brother mashed potatoes Teoh, uh, to a ah car impound lot.

Not a tired. Yes, of course. Given by that,

yeah. And so, um, given mashed potatoes, blogging, potatoes and a master. And the big pot and

the's are uncooked potatoes. A big master and pot. Yeah, okay.

You know, because these guys work so hard, you know, Christmas, you don't get Christmas off at the impound lot. People still get their cars.

I didn't think about that.

And so yeah, these hardworking guys giving the all the stuff they needed for mashed potato.

I don't know. It's simply not all the stuff because potato masher pot way got to

provide their own, You know, salt water. Definitely milk. No, no, no. That and that's I get the word out a little bit about, uh,

give them Definitely milk?

No, because you don't make mashed potatoes with definitely milk you. That

would be chocolate mashed potatoes you

get with simply milk, because that's a light stuff, but not managed. Don't you have to listen to these old episodes? And this is what this is what? Called mash for cash? Yeah, I said

the mash bash, but it's for cash for cash and bring it to them. And then they pay me for the meditators. Plus 50%. Sounds like a post mate for two.

I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of both

of you guys for help. Rossa tired workers who needed. That's awesome. I've been going to

the local I see you. Oh, wow. Intensive care. You intensive care you Now, um and I have been, um, giving people texas toast. Um,

and there's no I couldn't find

Texas toast. OK, eso I I cut up some wonder bread into the shape

of Texas and he's just called Anything is

Yes, I do. You for Texas

toast. So, um, yes, I go there. Somebody sick.

Okay, I give him a little pizza tastic towers, um, Mastic

tastic. Because when you're in the

hospital, you know, you don't get to eat a lot, So you want a big, buttery piece of toast huge on it.

These people in the I C u afflicted with stuff or is this for all the tired workers? It's for the overworked nurses. Think exactly. Um So I give him the Texas toast, and I say, Pay

up. That's so far. Full find check. I think I saw you

in there because I refute noticed me, but I was bombing his patch. Adams.

I did hear jeers from the especially critical that they could muster up Well, somebody came out

of a comma, gave their first boo.

That's right. And they brought me Bob about a woman out of a coma and treat not only that, she walked the first time in 25 years, went to the store and bought rotten tomatoes. I came back it through about

Wow, that is the power of

comments dearly, but it doesn't have to be good to hell Does not have to be good but

this is remarkably

self aware of Utah. You said you bombed. I would I would never think that you would ever say you did poorly.

Well, you know, I but it's a I take ownership of the bombing. Okay? People told me a bomb, but said shut up. But you know I right? Yeah. What

about you, Sam? Uh, so

awesome. Why, of course, I wanted to Mars thing this year. That was really near and dear to my heart. So I am participating. In which Las Vegas. I I took some potato chips. And I am, of course, donating two chips for chips. Okay. Yeah, Many varieties of potato chips. And I take him to those exhausted, exhausted casino cashier. Worker gets your work and I trade

so tired they're exhausted. They pump oxygen that make your step on night? Yes, on Chrisman.

And you give him Yeah, it's so horrible. So horrible. It's a

horrible sob on. And you just have to

be one day a year where you give thanks. Bach

Teoh chips a test Salty. A seven. I'm with God. I said give me the chips from Yala chips. I point a gun

at taking the chips away. Hard up the asana, Charlie for entire marker. So cut off our car. Matt! Sam Bad Sam Bass goat. I came as

a goat. Okay, so we thought you were a wise man,

Howard, I am dry. I'm on all fours. Looking from a contact.

Did you come as a garbage comes wise?

I came as a wise man. Listen, we owe okay now, what about you, Bill? I said I'm a goat, but I'm the greatest of all time wise. But the wise man that has the wisest man Hot on. But

you have gold. I'm the only one without a

gift for Jesus. So that makes me the goat. Because we got mur. We got Frankenstein. We gotta right? I know.

Einstein. Yeah, and I brought you okay.

You know what you guys

want? Nothing for them. McDonald's in there. You know, the at the McDonald's in the faux yad outside the Wal Mart. That's a little bit.

I think I'll take 1/4 pounder, But substitute the sauce from the Floyd fish and ah, the heart are, um and, you know, the ice cream machine always broke. Uh, now, but if it's working all ticket Extra large. Ah, dip cone of Ah, a

very you're taking. You're going dipped into a Butterfinger McMurray in a large cup track stroll or is always brought ashamed way just slid down a Thea You

to take a Christmas. Yeah, yeah. Let's be honest about what are you here? Our brain here are Spoto. Go down way. Think that's pretty good? Wish you a merry, crisp, crisp, silent piss. Holy is your comes yellow calls. Here comes Jellicles, right? Don't Yellow calls Lay. I saw Mommy pissants in a clause. Mommy got run over by a piss, Grandma. Rude off the p nose. Reindeer. Three shows Bad. Let's go. They told me. Remember, Pompey? Chess nuts pissing on a fire. Jack Frost pissing on your nose. I really can't stay because, baby, there's piss. All right,

know what? I got

all right, all right. Thanks so much for hanging in there, folks. We are back with a second half, and as usual, we do have a guess. We're lucky that Ah, she wanted to come down here. We schedule a while back. Did not realizing we be in the lab nativity right now in the Walmart parking lot. But she was, ah, agreeable enough to come down here on. We really appreciate it. Yeah, she's of course. Ah, parent of one of our students on her name is Miss Tammy Pinkerton. How you doing, Tammy? Hi, Happy holidays.

Oh, happy holidays. That's that's what the devil says. We say mere Christmas. Merry

Christmas. I agree. So we'll call me the devil.

Uh, because it's happy holidays and especially happy Hanukkah.

Oh, well, see, that's fine.

You could say, Hana, kids get in general, then that's when the devil is included, cause the devil also has holidays. I've heard

about the devil's holidays like a lot of people think Halloween and the sort of surrounding holidays. Those pagan holidays are the devil's holidays. You're saying that the devil has a holiday. That first Labor Day is a Devil's

holiday isn't so. Arbor Day. Arbor Day is another Devils holiday

Burn tree.

Is there a devil's holiday that's around Christmas or Hanukkah? Because if it's not around this time, saying Happy holidays right now seems like when

there's a fire in Brimstone

Day on the 21st. Yeah,

and also National Corn Day.

That's right, National Corn Day out. Everything about that. You love over. You pull. You don't know. But that assessed with horn. I'm obsessed with corn. So what is that?

His business, bub.

So is no visible visible,

right? Yeah. Bills

in the house of

Biel's about boob job. Not now, Tammy. You You set up this meeting with us. Ah, you called it a meeting. You said you wanted to come in and discuss some issues that that you've been having with your child in school.

Yes, it's an emergency

emergency Christmas Day meeting about your son, which I conveyed you John Pinkerton anywhere in my Roland.

Well, Todd, while you forgot about my son already, you've been on Christmas break for maybe a few days. And you forgot that, my son.

You're very That's a community. But I can't really remember your son either. No, I have

a son. And, you know, it always looked like again Jimmy Ho. He's got a way about him.

Okay, look, like

I know you're talking like

a six inch sub sandwich. No, he

does not. Sam, He has his. This will help you. He has a smile. That a lot up a room.

I know this poor. Yes, You're jealous

of him? Yeah, Jealous of his smile. I remember you were pissed about some kids. Smile.

I showed his smile to my plastic surgeon and got this fucking thing. You bother

Plessy searching. You have kind of joker lips. Also never heard of anyone getting a smile. The plastic start thinking like my plastic surgeon. Cosmetic dentist.

Well, uh, information that would've been useful to me yesterday.

Cosmetic dentist. I went to a cosmetologist, Right. You just get your hair care had bad teeth. Well, they also whitened it.

They widened it. Do you? She said I was white air with

it, Sam, but I will tell you that the white hair really just kind of highlights how yellow the teeth

are. It was pretty embarrassing

when your hair had braces. That was a tough period for you.

Pearly white braces, hair, crooked yellow teeth.

Yeah, well, I got a little mixed up, and I got the braces on the outside and

I was coming. My teeth. The good thing is, you brush your hair

when you wake up anyone you go to sleep. So that's good for you. That's right. Dental hygiene

lost my mouth with gel Yes, it's a 1 to 1 boats. It's a wonder what

stuff you do with your

hair. Wait, List them all right now for you if you want to. But you get it's 1 to 1, folks. Right?

Us in. What are the jokes? We would have said hair,

his mouth mouth, his hair moving on. So

tell me, what is the issue you've been having with your son? That you want to talk about emergency meeting today?

Well, the main issue that I'm having Muslim is the engagement that he's getting from the teachers at school. Yeah, Yeah, he's been neglected a lot. They eats Yeah, specifically, like Muslim is very talented and he likes to come up with his own ideas. And one that he came out with recently was called perfect. Shake. Hey said that he brought perfect shake around you guys and that you did not engage as teachers who are Yeah, perfect

shake now, perfect shake is, of course, a uh what? See, I saw I saw the packets around campus that were left when he quote unquote came up with the idea for perfect shake. Well,

he said if

he came to me and He said, If you get in now, you can really make some money down. The road is long as you sign up 10 other people for perfect shake. And I was like, what?

And I got behind a locker and I was tell me a little bit more about this. Um,

that's crazy, Bill, because when he got that when he showed me his order sheet project, your name and credit card number was not on it.

What could I didn't under war home. AC. Is I entrepreneur? No, this is an art project. Okay. We should maybe get into what is my