Flaming Hot Cheadles with Tannis Glassmore (Ayo Edebiri)

booth last bad. You know, you don't have to take every sip on Mike. That was just a It

is there. That was a sip that's coming out the top of the cuff. It's not. Yeah, that's not they near

there. You got a huge cup of coffee here, and you're about to take every single sip on Mike. I'm gonna get pretty annoying.

And like those saying, you're sipping from the middle of the glasses, that was, like, lapping it

up. Almost sure. Yeah. I mean,

is his mouth as in touching it. He's putting them his mouth in the middle of the cup and going kind of at the top here, here, like second. So he's not even touching the guys. The guys on the table. He's not holding.

Kind of looks like when a kid tries to get a glass stuck to his mouth so he puts his mouth, sucks all the air out. That's what it looks like you're doing. You're going to get a coffee cup stuck to your mouth tied. I told you this time, okay? Happen again. When

it's happening eight days in a row, it's gonna happen. What are the odds

you're gonna look like what has said that it's happened.

Okay, well, you have that groove

right around your lips.

That's right. So now it's It's almost not. It doesn't come in because it's grooved in right, So I

know the group is going to make it so it happens. Mawr. It's gonna have, Ah, tighter seal like you.

Todd gets his groove back and everyone's jealous. It's too early

way didn't even get a chance to get our group our groove. But anyway, thank you so much everybody for tuning into the Teachers Lounge. It's the first, best and only podcast pertaining issues relevant to the Hamilton High School community. Of course them. Howard. Nope. Levis uh, here with another episode for you,

Howard, of course, quoting his anti Obama bumper sticker. Nope, instead of hope That's right, Howard.

Yes, and there was some delay our loss Good over. Well, there was some delays at the at the production plant, and I just got to say Just go that

I saw you hawking him on the street. You're trying to sell him right

now, but they sold out. Yeah, for some reason.

Now it's still relevant.

Store over

still feels almost like timely. And this was from the to the first election.

20.

That would have been 12 7 years after 9 11 8 eso.

So Yeah, no way. And I ordered 500,000 bumper stickers that just have a picture of Obama. And they say Nope,

dimensionally. These are not. These are not official. So the Obama picture it just doesn't look much like him. So it's

OK. It's actually a picture of Terrence Howard from the original Iron Man

movies, right? That's right. Placed once again,

yeah, replaced it once again. Ah, and ah, you know, I sent in a proof thinking that I would be able to sort of get the actual Obama picture. I was working with his lawyers directly. Was working with Obama's lawyers, drink the drug A. His likeness never came through. So I had to go into production on the, uh, Terrence Howard version.

To be fair, though, Don Cheadle, about 100,000 those from you.

That is true. I guess it was It was a big, big goof. He was rubbing into Terrence our

space. You already got the role treatable. What do you doing? Rubbing his nose in it

Yeah, I already got a whole room and his ass that he's made wallpaper out of those.

Yeah, it's honestly, it's good. I got a picture of it because I started, of course. Ah, an Etsy store where I just sell my bumper stickers, but currently singular, not multiple multiples on De. So I got a picture for you won't sell of in more than one. Well, I got scared when Cheeto bought 100 of them, or 100,000 of right, because I was like, he's going to take my whole supply. Do

just really quickly want to get the word out on a brand of dog? Not a brand, a breed of dog, but also a brand because of Brand is involved. It's a cheetah Will. It's Ah, hypo allergenic. It's a poodle mix with the Cheeto, Um and yeah, it's hypo allergenic, but it is just it's dusty. And if you are allergic to cheese or like there's intolerant, it's not high. Bradley.

you know I

Very allergenic, allergenic to people who are allergic to dogs but not being

a designer dogs. You walk up Thio going to be sick, and

then when you pet him you get the dust

all over your feet? That's right. They're cute. They're

cute. It's half. Cheeto have poodle. It would have been

a Cheeto puff. They mixed it with. Sure I'd be into it is instead of rough, it does.

Go Puff went to your house and I was like, OK, finally, let me just take one. Sheetal and Dina came back two minutes later. I was like,

I guess

we'll take a couple more flaming hot Cheetos.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes, they are. They are. They have an attitude. Oh, yes, they dio they'll take it a little skin off your finger.

You know, I have actually read him some chicken. I was going to say there's there's a heated debate online now about whether or not Snoopy is achy. It'll

that's right, that is very heat. And this is the good thing about Twitter. Is there always debating something I care about? And the Snoopy Chiel argument? I mean, I was the first to retweet and say not Sheetal. Uh, yeah, Charles Schulz. You know that guy never like Cheetos. I know for a fact Snoopy is not Sheetal. The dress was brown, um, and the guy on the swing was going left. All right. I don't

remember that one. What? The guy on the swing was going

very recent. It didn't. It wasn't as big a hit because who gives a shit? I

don't know the building or towards

the Oh. Oh, and I said nanny, not Laurel.

And just to settle the debate, though I do not think that Snoopy is achievable, I actually think he's a laboratory toe, right? My laboratory, tha I'm pretty sure his laboratory toe

he could be got quite Lavergne Labrador and the shape of a dorito

results in stupid triangle dog.

Everybody tweet at us. Ah, drawing of ah, uh, laboratory? No.

Oh, And when we asked for this, you got to do it, cause if no one does that, we feel like fucking asking

way. Been going on a lot of handshakes, and yet anybody respond. Come on, slobs, Just take, Just draw us a picture that way.

You already listed the park. Let's draw some piece

of material but much effort in the

pictures we do in the podcast.

Just a piece of shit. Like God said, if you're too embarrassed

to do from your really count make a burner account tweeted some hash tags. It s to make follow

us with your burner to We'd love to pump up the numbers.

One more

thing. Hurry up. Hurry up with the Cheeto pictures for the Dorito.

We got to be getting all of these on January 13th the day this episode comes out. I think that's right. Uh, all right, all of them. Hurry! Midnight Midnight, New York time. Okay, let's go, people. A Todd Padre here Director of the new musical trilogy Duck Boat to Draw Draw,

which is a great

collaboration that you actually doesn't rights were

also no drum cash machine broccoli happ happiest some of the year. The LeBron Claymation commercials,

I think, doesn't

for spray. Not for LeBron

Claymation notes for the From the LeBron's new Claymation, which I'm excited whenever

getting an animation the animation's think trailer for a film

and it looks like they got my money. They have my money. It looks like it's a movie about Christmas and drinking Sprite And ah, there's, like, one question about if you've got Sprite cranberry and I am curious. Um, so, yeah, Todd, Padre, uh, the trilogy of musicals is going Well, we've got a writer's room going right now. I'm collaborating. Uh, really? Yeah. I decided to collaborate on this Things. I've never done a musical before.

I'll say this

though. You did. You did very like forcibly Retweet Tyler Perry's video about how he doesn't have writer's rooms and how he wrote everything himself.

Well, you know the one thing and already should dio is let you know their process boldly and confidently on I love what Tyler Perry's Do it and I watch his movies. And I got this Mr taking hundreds of people to come up with this stuff. And he's like, not just may And I'm like, Hey, that's really cool, man. That's really cool. And so I retweeted it. I broke my phone. Retweeting it to heart. Uh,

say you have a writer's room now, but I You

know, I am working with the room of people. Um, and it's great, it's Ah,

many notable names are

Oh, my God. I mean, it's all it's all the pig writer's room.

Avalanche Avalanche is a great Hollywood drive. The rights for all the Oscars. All the other good stuff.

Yeah, avalanche, um, villages

and hard. You have him in the center square, in

the room. Yeah, villages in the center square. And, you know, we're still trying to break story on this musical and get

him out of those boxes

on top of each other. Hey, it's where he's most comfortable. It was in his Ryder center.

He's comfortable anywhere. Have you

seen him? Oh, human comfortable everywhere he's insidious. And

why he's interested in duck boat to go.

Oh, yeah, Well, yeah, I think you thought it was an actual offer to get sent on a boat to Guam. Shipped. Have in the room. Whoa, avalanches in there. I'm having a little issue with him. Were trying to break story as I was saying, and he just keeps pitching jokes about Whoopi, and it's like, Hey, come on,

he's not here right now.

Start with throws. Eyes upwards.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, What is not up there? Vilanch. That's Dan Harmon. That's right. Harmon's in the room are beating the rap Barnes of the Human Big Frog? Yes. Oh well, Harbin's not not so in the room, but we've gotten skyping in his advice, a circle of story that he's always so you don't even need him in there. You just get a freshman college writing student to explain story to you the way they heard Dan Harmon talk about it. And it's all you need is

an are you? Why are you coming up with any stories like with in the duck boat? Like is their main character

Well, I left the room, work it a little bit. You know, that's I feel up in conversation, little vacuum of power. And we see who the leader is at the end of the day.

Last. You you. Where do you fall into that?

Well, these stuck in his company A He's

way. Although he's stuck. You

gotta stop sipping a coffee. Just

enjoying the coffee. You are suddenly the porcelain mug on

TV. Oh, he's dead. We gotta get a crowbar. So I don't get the crowbar

If you got a group or get a crowbar. Not Flintstones Crow Shape

of the bar. My name is Sam Weatherman. I teach SB and student government as well as student. What's the other thing driving in? Yeah, sorry. Driver. Instructor, You've

changed to student driving instruction.

That's right. Here's technically I am still learning how to drive. I've been taking one test of the D M. V. Every week s so far yet to pass. Is there a limit on those?

Eventually. Do they go? You can

like when you try to recent here. When you try to enter your password, you get it wrong sometimes.

Actually. Walk you out

for three days, right? We can't hear you talk. Um, no, it's actually I have a punchcard. It's like the free sub thing. Oh, so So I got nine times and then they make an appointment for me on the 10th

when I found the work is not having to sign up for another point.

Yeah, it's pretty awesome. It's pretty times the appointment that they usually sign you for 45 a.

M. Wow. I did not know.

First through the door,

first through the door, first in last out. They don't. Every time

you go in, you have all your

paperwork. Todd, we can't hear a thing you're saying

now. I

heard, and this is I heard, and this is Ah, big swing. But they're ah, they're typically I heard, and this is a big swing. But they've also been filming something in there called D m v TMZ. Absolutely. OK, so we want to do this.

It's all the personalities of the D. M. V already around talking about PC pop culture, but Okay, Okay. Yeah,

I say so. You know

all the characters of the M. V. You have a furious janitor. I did not know that 10 yeah, Your is she. I had never

seen a man with a mop bucket who's mad

at a picture taker. I've seen front desk clerk I've seen, like Booth one through 12. Well, you're saying furious, cheering ish senators in there Also thick glasses. Picture takers in there for sure she is she

still saying loudly saying, Take your hat off.

Oh, that's a phrase. That's your catch phrase on the show. You know, they'll talk about Kim Kardashian or some should go

take your hat off. Kim. So it they are talking Bob culture

gossip. Is there anything related to the d M. V there? They're in a d of Harvey Love It is there. So

this is like so TMZ there. Just a second. Eso Is there

TMZ SUV? I'm not sure. You think it's inside of a big SUV?

I'm gonna get this advertised mouth

before you Cheese wasn't stuck. That sounded like a good morning. Vietnam. Whoa!

Well, good morning, Vietnam. Your

mouth is is gigantic. Here's a

finally a compliment from my friend.

Yeah, your lips air sticking out three inches. Okay, Cuban coming, fellows. Most of the

blood is drained from the rest of your face, and it's in your mouth area. What

did I do to deserve the

Your white beard is now stained with coffee.

Okay, thank you very much.

Well, and you're just as ugly as ever. Other. Why?

And who's the belle of the ball to time? You? Well, I, um

Bill, who are you

and what do you

do? I'm still meditating. I've got my meditation courses as you listen. Last week I did that guided meditation which ended up being mostly about the bowl that I hit the top. That makes the noise. And the bowl was sent in and could walk around and was, uh, pranking May, and it got its own prank show of importance. Bowling. Those meditations and your calm energy really helped me out of my bed.

Thank

you. I was burnt head to toe in a head to toe cast. And, uh, you playing that ball really got me up. We

this meditating has fully healed, Sam, or at least eight. I'm not able to feel his pain

should announce

100%.

Yeah, uh, you don't look great, but you are up and about, and you seem not. I

mean, you just thank

you for the

compliment. Who's the belle of the ball

now? Looks like we're going to the ball together. Don't little,

right. That's an upgrade.

Sorry, fellas, but yeah, your meditations. Have you said you reached

Nirvana? I did. Yeah, I reached Nirvana. Um, a lot of people say that band was dead. Reached them. Have

you been trying for? For a few weeks now you've been You've been trying numbers hoping that

I've been up in Seattle knocking, rapping on doors where they again. But get him up, get him up. And is a wrap

different from a knock.

It's a hard rockets knock with no wind, hairless, abandoned for your own hand. You work and

knock all your

lose. Your wrist is doing almost nowhere.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Your slam. But so I've I have found them.

You reach nirvana. Uh, you add it up. Reaching Temple of the Dog, Soundgarden's Pearl Jam,

All of us, all of them. I'm

trying to

figure out a tour with all of them together. All

in your and your only doing bands whose lead singers or dead. So Nirvana, Nirvana Bar, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots is on the

pilots door Meditation.

I think I got off

on the word nirvana and it got out of meditation and mawr about Yes, Sau Garda. Now, Bill, we should we should announce this. Yes, let's announce it right now

through meditation through meditation, you've met what I would call a yoga soulmate. Have someone you've been spending a lot of time when

I'm at my little stinky Matt. And I

think that's your soul mate. Yes, you

said, come over. Let me introduce you to Matt. And I was like, Oh, family bills with somebody, as we've all been wondering

what I am what you mean

You said come over me and matter haven't making dinner, and we're gonna have a little dinner party. And then when we

got there that was seated in a chair, Matt, I will say there was a cutting

board with some like vegetables. Not yet chopped in front of the mat sitting at the table. The

matter cannot cut. Mac is

a terrible cook. He cannot cook. You never finish. His stuff is always laze lazy. He's so lazy,

really. But you know what? You walk over,

he does, and I'm like

stand up for yourself. Um,

you had to

you got to stand up for yourself, Matt. But he's I love

him. You guys were here. Worry meant I met Matt at, um eight. Say

it's okay if you don't know yet. Way could keep talking about something else and you can remember it. I

forgot the name of its OK. Oh, I

remember r e i

r G in there. What was he doing? Was he sort of perusing and look well?

Ah, he was with someone else, right? You still e spoken for

Oh, my guy Stone. Matt, Right out from under someone. They flipped right over when there were There was I think Matt with was with this stack of towels on top of him. So I swiped those off. I was like, I was like, Hey, that was me over there. Did we catch? Did we have, like, a little moment when I walk through this section, I was headed towards the, uh, tense. I was over tent, and that was like, Yes. Yeah, that just happened for

a tent. And you find a man doesn't speak to you. Is it or is it corns?

Very quiet. Very quiet. Well,

I'm honestly glad, because when I heard you're going back to our e I I just got worried for you because so many of your last

relationships have been so intense. I know it's it, but it's not gonna be like yeti cooler. This is gotten This is not at all going to end up like Eddie. That's good, cause we all know cold reaffirm ever. Cole,

I want to say this

ever cold bill.

think you have been in so many different relationships. Some that old listeners subs will remember some that are new ones have not heard about. But this one it seems like you are now attracted to someone who can't hurt you because they don't speak and they're almost inanimate object. And I think you need to put yourself out

Yeah, I

there and you need

to take a risk. You know, I don't report this relationship. Okay. God, I don't approve this relationship.

fair for you to judge Bill when you've had plenty of relationships in your life that are within amount Inanimate objects

I don't think it's

so far. Okay, Okay. I don't know how the mirror got turned on me, but every relationship I've had help in healthy till it ended. Okay?

And I I mean, it may be an animate, but it is intimate. Can an animal a sentiment anima? And I've been saying that for

yes, I did see you guys the other night at the mall, sitting outside by the fireplace, and you were just Might Himmelfarb list those nice outdoor fireplaces of the mall? Yeah. The ones is on the outside of the building.

Fire is all those little marble Lee stone gel thing.

It's beautiful. Like what is

on fire here? What is on fire you're looking at? What is the thing that's on fire? I'm sorry I didn't

hear you over the people waiting to get into the Cheesecake Factory.

You were sitting by those little fish that stick out of the water, the metal fish and you were just wrapped all

up in mats arms. And I just thought it was so sweet. I let you guys sort of be didn't come over. Well, yeah, I was right. He was right here. I was wrapped up in him. I wrote myself under him, and it was lovely. Okay, I was lovely. And I think I hate to say this, but the old sobs

will know what I mean. Jealous, Joseph,

You in a yoga mat? Being in a relationship, Okay. I'd rather be alone than have the crappy relationship you have. I look at you and I laugh because high horns, That is not the type of relationship I want, approve of or need. Because I know myself. And I'm not just gonna get into something with any flat loser that comes

along. How dare you? How dare you? Okay,

eyes don't get into a fight in here, okay? Like, for the most part, we've remained. We've sort of let ourselves, like, you know, never get into any serious fights in here. OK,

I got it. I know. I think Todd might be a little

jealous. Castano, I didn't want to talk to you about this, but I did see you out the other day with, I think a foam roller. I saw you

out. Really? I don't know. It takes one to know one

judging line.

Look, I whatever you saw, it was platonic. Are we talking

about a full roller when I was 1/2 roller. Ah,

but, uh, but you should have seen Todd carting around. So proud. Look, we were driving around like a man in a new convertible with that

thing. It was It was nice while it lasted, but it was nothing. Okay? It was nothing. I didn't even know how to use the thing. Okay,

Now that I believe that, I believe you got some hot, young foam roller toe hang on your arm and you don't even know

what to do. And it

was like, smack you were It was like

smashing you around. Yeah, Okay. You're back. It never been worse. I saw Todd getting rolled by the phone

booth, isn't you? Is

it? Actually, the roller was rolling me and it would you know, I and that's the thing is I end up getting used.

I heard put kinks in its back.

Yeah, it wasn't the right kind of kinky. If you know what I mean. Uh, but no, I think I was just having probably 1/4 life crisis. And I was just, you know, I needed something new and young, and it just wasn't for May.

But I think you're I think you're underselling your emotional connection to this foam roller because I actually saw you go into this morning good section of the target where you met it on and you were holding one of those big old bottles of Evie on just talking about how excited you were to be with this big old bottle

of heavy on right in front of this. Yeah, this this firm road Oh, no cheating on the phone with a big bottle of FBI in target.

Hell out of here. You're a scum dot No offense. Your

slunk your slide. OK? You're a slob. Athletes are sex positive, okay? And that every arm bottle was nice for a while, but that hole is way too big for me. Fellas.

I heard you

went Teoh Vegas and hooked up with some of those tight pants that you wear underneath shorts. Go down pressure.

Did you have a compression shorts in Vegas?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, my good man.

Well, it does it

if you post the pictures accidentally on Facebook.

So what's your audio text? Someone got a sharp because I'm trying to text people trying to text my name.

You trying your Facebook

post was Please, Greg, don't show these to anyone, But look at me. Hooking up with these compression short

and who is great. That sounds like a name generic name that was just made up on the spot. You must have

a whole separate group of freaky friends.

Yeah, I'm talking about Greg Ryan and Colin. Greg groups Ryan Stiles, Colin Mockery, my riel friends who I do comedy with,

You know, that's right. Todd has joined the traveling. Whose line is it anyway? That's the announcement that way. That's troops. They wanted some diversity. We decided

to go with white male age over any other version of it. And I'm traveling with troops mockery and, uh, style.

You have to roll without Drew Carey. Now we grow without your Kerry, and I heard some time My section of

the hoedown is the longest of the four.

I heard they've been You know, how

they'll get like a big, long piece of Styrofoam or something. You have to, like, make it you use props. I've heard they've been using your body as a problem.

That's right. And they can't stop thinking of things. It's such a long part of the actress. You can shape my body to end a thing.

So you're not on the tour

performing a seat on the

bus or are you in the

trunk? Are you in there? You Anyways, are you a hatchback of Bob's trunk? Well, I'm a member

of the clan, OK?

Oh, ok. All right, folks, take that out of contact. Clip that that one group of

monsters get Makes the word clan impossible to use. Bears rolling clans. Okay, look, I

think it is in the KKK. Is that really what a

group of theirs is called a

so. I'll look it up,

claim? I don't think

looking up, everybody. Look, I'm not going to sit here

and defend the word plan to a bunch of idiots, All right? What it comes down to is I'm a member of the Whose line is it anyway? Cast. Okay. They bring me out for one part of it. They also play my ribs like a piano for some of this art.

But you dio Todd, you do ride around in a trunk and let's be honest. Why were you in Vegas hired that you might have had a cameo role in A in a residency by one of the famous?

Okay, Yes, I'm carrot tops. Eyebrows. Now,

Todd, I gotta say, thistles. Your biggest theater success. Yeah, How? You're like a Vegas piece of trash showbiz.

Also, because that doesn't pay enough. So during the day, guys on the street flick may they pay

it little your numbers written all over the

great 696969 on my body and flick me and tell people that like

there's ghosts. Yeah. You need to

wipe your head offices text for 22 for a titty job. I don't even

know what that IHS if I wipe it off or get paid

I four way for one. Hey, titty job still t t

job? Well, they write down all the writing that's on your body

Weight the neck trying

to turn around, Turn around.

I have to

ask you a question because it z also in the room here. But how are you balancing all of these responsibilities in Las Vegas with teaching at this

school? How

my bouncing Everything I do in Vegas with teaching at the school. Simple space time continuum. Okay. I am the blue guy from Watchman. I am in all these moments at once. Right now. You're

Dr Manhattan, Doctor. Thank you. He's called the Blue. His character's name is Dr Manhattan. Yeah, In the story

of the watchman, a guy wanted to save a watch in a machine that did a bunch of stuff. It killed him. I was trying to steal the watch from a scientist. Andi. I ended up getting stuck in a super machine. That makes me live all of time at once. So right now I'm here talking to you guys. It's 50 years in the future and I'm getting kicked out of a club 25 years ago getting kicked out of

every other moment.

Besides, right now

it's two days from now. Carrot Top is wiping me up in front of a mirror and say, You did it again. So there's

like it's a It's six weeks from now and your Frank Caliendo is light.

It's six weeks from now and the guys waving his hand in front of me to let for Kelly and don't know it's time. It's time for the show today. It's one or two days ago and I'm I'm ah, little puppet. I'm a little like a terrorist puppet, the Jeff Dunham using what s So I just the big reveal is in a

blue guy like bigger male and that the show is bad now.

You like the first season they went away from. Some of the stuff is supposed to fall on May. Oh, and let's just say downstairs, he and I are a little different.

How do you mean? Because where we all know that he has a famously large Penis. It's rarely covered.

That's right. Now imagine the opposite. Heavily covered up in

time. You have to admit that it's time.

Do you go by? It's never and, you know, you're just Todd. But now that this news is out, do you want to tell everyone your real name? I mean, your doctor. What?

Right. As if I was Dr Manhattan. Yeah. Um, well, I'm assistant Professor Hoboken.

Waste our time. That's a bummer. That's a bummer. What? Found TV's assistant Professor. Professor Hoboken would have been fine. I would have loved it. I don't come

up with the names way. Can we use your powers?

Yeah. What do you want? It? I

don't know. What do you

like? Only be able to tell us what club didn't kicked. What? You can kick that l A

club in Hollywood? No, not that. Well, to different parts of time. I can get two different Ellie

exits, but you are dressed in club attire in the airport.

That's yeah. That's why I say yeah. So that will be true for the rest of the show. For the forever. Um uh, take a break.

Yeah, I feel like we should be

May I just did it. All right, guys. Thanks so much for sticking it out through the break. There were really excited. We got a guest in the lounge today, as we always do. And we are so incredibly excited to you Have a nice little conversation with the yells. Ah, the security guard here on campus. Tannis glass. More Tanis house. How it's going is what I said.

It goings Well,

eyes classic. Tana shot him.

We do not let him look like an idiot there ideo except his misspeak and say I'm gonna streak that way to

I've been reading a lot of self help books this past week, honestly of bread about three or four books this week and a lot of them Ah, in the jury to self help are also about helping others. And so that's where I sort of found myself. In

that moment, I feel like it's affecting your security guarding around the school. I mean, there were some kids spray painting one of the walls out near the back of the school, and you just kind of came back there and you were like, Hey, what are you guys doing? And they were like, we're spray painting this wall were tagging it up. And you're like, Hey, you, do you? Which was from a

book you were reading? Yes, you do. The book

was called you, Do you? Yeah, by yo yo, Ma, actually, yeah,

about your your mom.

That's the That's the

one you got to pick it up. Honestly, it's very short. And about I would say 3 to 4 pages long. Yeah, well, four, if you include the title page that says The title of the book. You know there's always that first page that's is the title of the book. You sew it inside, the exactly

is there really

one word on each page? Is that why there's three pages?

That is, It s you who on the first page and then do on the second. And it's a really sort of cliffhanger moment

because this has put the

book down right here in the page to

take a walk, take a little stroll.

You know my to do you're contemplating on the stroll.

What does one dio and you turn the page and come back after the walk? And what's nice is, he says, it can be any length of time that we does recommend 27 minutes for the walk

length of, ah TV show, kind of

kind of some of the one commercial welcome Rachelle, which

I am known to do. Oh, yeah,

you still like to support advertising, but oh

yeah, I see what the first commercial is. And if it hooks me, I'll

watch. Howard the other day said, This is sand. It's kind of like food, and we're like,

Yeah, it's something. It's kind of like things it's not. Not exactly, not exactly texture

wise. It's like some food today. But

what is? OK, I want to talk

to you. About what? Types of food you're eating later. That's similar to

what? What type of food is similar to ST uncooked grits? Uh,

and he got it.

He probably bright back to us. And we swung and missed

because cooked grits, they sit the two heavy in your stomach, right? Yes, but you don't have, you

know? Well, they I ie grits to clean me out. Uh, it's kind of like sandpaper for you.

Yeah, like a filtration system. If

I for by accident eat some, that might be poisonous, I'll get a bunch of Great. So that

it just How often are you eating things in my reports?

Well, I mean,

full froth, horny, horny frog, frog, goat frog or whatever. You think it over that video. Yeah. Toe an actual an actual

horny. Got it. I was afraid it

was gonna poison me. Could. Well,

thank you, Rodney. That's when most of the poison comes

out, right? That frogs jerking it. It's gonna come. And Howard took the

bullet a

zero. Wake me those grates. Give me those.

Great. I want to see a frog. Come,

and that's discussed your helpful level

it and don't fall in love with me. Do you have to eat it? Are

that if you see abroad jerking off, eat that

shit or kill it or smash it or search some because you will be in a relationship for 10

of your prince? Could be or

or some horrible frog boyfriend. They always asking for sex in your apartment in a loveless relationship. But you signed the lease

that seemed very like from your story. It seemed like you access the very real moment.

What are you talking about? Well, you just have a

lot of war.

Stop, Stop, please. Please. Tennis pretty

quiet about a personal life, but is always complaining about this deadbeat boyfriend.

And also you are currently taking off a locket and putting it in her pocket.

So the bag Dan is we're going to figure out

who this person is. We

know you

got a deadbeat. Be up. I like to keep my private life private and my work life public,

and you keep your work like real public you. You've got, what, 200,000 followers now

on my security instagram And it's mostly me doing funny videos, making little quips. You know, I love my quips

grips. Also, you like Teoh to set the metal detector off on kids and then, uh, I come sort of like, do feel like field surprise.

I think that's funny. Yeah, I think that's very funny. You making kids walk on lines on their hands are making kids spin. I'm making kids jump. I'm doing lots. I'm doing tests like that.