show. I've been thinking about getting a dog. You guys be honest.

Do you think I could take care of it? A dog,

that dog or cat? So I'm just so I'll be honest with you guys. I've been pretty lonely recently.

I think you could do everything

but groom. It wouldn't. I'd take

it to a groomer. Gwen Group. Right. But you know what I mean. A groomer. Do

they ever call husbands

groomers? There we go. We got

away from that lonely thing quick. Yeah, Yeah, I'm fine. Actually, I'm probably fine. So it's mine. It's good. Yeah.

Yeah, I do their husbands groomer because they're like the groom

there. Technically, they're grooming someone here. They're groomers. Call wives, wife furs. That's interesting. Interesting when shield wife versus That's something. Yeah. This is

all good stuff that's pretty far away from your thing, right thing that you're lonely because that's I couldn't deal with that right

now. Yeah. You know, I you know, I would go to therapy.

Yeah, your eyes went crazy with Oh,

biggest Just posted the odds of Howard actually going to therapy.

I think that just turned

into the stock exchange in here.

Odds are a 1,000,001.

Wow. Hey, I like those. Odds are I'll bet on that.

Our hood, My home rump on this one. Sign me up A little weight in my shirt. I would bet my share. I don't about you, But I'm gonna bet the farm I liver don't waste money on therapy, Howard, if they make you sicker, so you need to come back. They just tell you you're sick, so you'd be like,

00 I'm actually sick. I need to head back

and then you apologize. And then all you do is apologize. And your

I'm actually working on myself. But what

Beer in relationships.

What if we are turned into an idiot? What if I am broken? And then I met him for

you. Don't want to know. You need to not go

see a little a shrink and you need to go see the head shrinker. You

know that guy living on the edge of town? Oh, the booth. It's no chance I'll get video from the band.

I will not go see. It

took out what made your word from that. When he pivoted

no more. They ain't no good today. No, he do not carry a big stick.

I like what alters. I'll get to dark doubt because I'll go next door. Get cherry pumped.

I heard

there was a riot outside that guy's house.

Oh, yeah, everybody was dressed pretty hilarious. You ever seen a suit? See, right? It's like a bunch of kids and bar mitzvah close. Yeah, it's a little loose.

Yeah, a lot of people just side going on. And they were just thrown back a bottle of beer.

Are you still selling?

Bar mitzvah close

stopped. Voters permits for close. Come on by.

You guys are location on by the what?

Come about. You confided at Google type under its profits were closed. My location is wherever you are, as long as uber gets me there.

Todd Padres Bar mitzvah. Close some dirty ass shirts. Shoes down. The guy catch up all over ceremony. Warn their ceremony. Warning is authentic.

Their ceremony warn on their permits for close it. Look, you're only wearing them once, maybe twice. It's a rental. I wanna wash it and dry clean. Do it. Your fucking

these things come with, Like a certificate of authenticity from Rabbi Shmuley guaranteed to have one past app stuff to them. I can't be in every pocket

being every pocket. And no, they're not. I couldn't get him kosher. I apologize. But that is gonna cost me an arm and a leg to get a rabbi to come in and bless him. So they are not kosher. They're not per every bar mitzvah close, but, um, come and get him. That's Todd Padres. Apartments were closed Jewish.

I heard of that.

It I'll take it over to your place. That cost. You're paying. Move.

I'm just happy you're doing something on the side to sort of give you

some ground to stand on while you pursue your art.

That's absolutely right. Because, um, much like the man in the White House, I rejected any sort of ah salary. When there are $1.1 dollar, I don't need a salary.

That span of the White House. Yeah, it's so awesome

when a

public official doesn't take a salary,

makes me think they're

awesome. It's the coolest thing you could dio. And obviously the school's paying for all my trips. Um, I've been taking a lot of vacation.

You're not opening your wallet at all? No, I heard you

paid $0 in income tax last year. Is that true?

How do you get?

Well, uh uh, no,

you're paying. It was a total last year. There was good. I heard you stop filed for a wash with the granted to do first wash.

You doubt step to City Hall. They hand out the first wine. Not enough

financially happened with this man this year. It's a wash. You get this truck, this sort of juice periods. Now, this is caused them to write a whole new chapters of text.

Well, I'll immediately filed a wash wash. I know. I can immediately got

the sample of approval for a while. You guys not wait. Well, I found for a wash, and they made me be bankrupt. Really? Chapter 11 Apparently. I've been out of money. I'm chapter one through 11.

That's interesting. I looked. I contacted the IRS. They responded. Who are you

really? OK, E gave him respond

to argue. They sent you the song?

Yeah, it was one guy on the phone left a full voicemail. A little bit of a relief. Not even on the raid I get. I heard them knowing your social security number was bad for their bottom line. Being affiliated it anyway. The federal government affiliation of independent, they're dependent to the government. Way

got three washers in a bad for the bottom line.

No big bank of bankruptcy. Well, I I I saw it. One of the

debates. I was watching the debates of love that abates,

and they showed your picture. Ah, at one point, CNN put your picture up and they and they had the bad pictures, a bad photo. And they had

the candidates debate. How are we gonna pay for this?

And it's just a picture of you. They never talk about it with the war. Where's the money come from? Where is

the last debate ended and they didn't ask about you. And so Bernie Sanders looks like, Well, we didn't talk about the most important things in America right now. Okay? Global warg and what we're gonna do with our

way also remember your big interview at that town hall they incorrectly labeled Your name is Ken Bone was our lives. Yeah. Yeah, they

said when I asked, Accredited said, Oh, you again. And I said, I've never been here before and they said, Oh, the sweater through us and and And I ask my question, which I can't remember right now.

I heard that when you were asking a question, the bank foreclosed on the town hall. Just you being inside?

Yeah. Made it a short sale. Yeah, I kind of am like Like, if you if you put like chemicals on your on your scorched earth, I can kill financially kill anything I touch. Wow. Which is interesting. Ah, an interesting detail about me. Because

you come from a family with money. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. You never live. What kills because you never had to. You and the slobs? No, of

course, the old slobs know that Howard Levis is Is his family started the leave. Ice jeans,

Violent one gm's literally built. Build America. One pot, like out of Tom. I would say your family is responsible for America's ass. Yes. Yes, they are.

I think that's fair. My dad definitely said that a lot.

I mean, honestly, hats off to you Well, but but but But let's on. But soft traps are, you know, another thing kicking.

I thought maybe we weren't going to do an injury on this episode, but I guess we are. Uh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Teacher's Lounge. The first Bastianelli broadcast pertaining. Teoh community. I like the height, man. Action going on. There you

go. It's like, what if offset wanted to try to be quiet. What years? About

Not echo, but beat him to it. But anyway, I'm Howard Virgin. Okay, you guys all right? I'm Howard Levis. I am your biology teacher here in the lounge with my buddies. Big

Biology Week. We had volcanoes this week, but just how much students bringing in volcano?

Yeah, a lot of people said That's not biology. And I said, I said, You don't know that? Yeah. Is all sorts of

anybody. Okay? My basketball team making me kind of the lesson. You don't know what isn't biology, everyone bringing a volcano, and then you tell them how it's not by all.

And I am not supposed to be in what class. That would probably be an environmental signing. All the environmental sciences Earth sciences, also maybe chemistries for for chemical reactions. But yet it's definitely not biology. Ah, but I thought it was it was a worthwhile lesson. anyway because everybody participated. It was the first time every student in this school has done anything together. That's right. Which is an interesting thing for me to care about, but it made it really made

you. You know, I don't want to harp on the lonely thing because I don't want to get into Can't talk about it, talk tough, but that I feel like you like to help the students so much because you don't even capable of helping yourself.

I think

I think I help myself in.

Sort of surrounded by a We've all seen it helps having the buffet camping out by the pudding. Live there. One thing you won't let the students to first. It's the buffet. Well, who doesn't help themselves in the

face? I'm not that fat, neither. Yeah, none of us are. We're all fine. We're all fine looking

because you

love the buffet. We're not saying you fat. We love the buffet. Yeah, You hang out by the pool, you're actually very fit. But

you love the buffet on, by the way. It's OK if you're fat. All right? It's okay. I'm not a fat shaming. You cut in front of the kids at the buffet like you're me cut in front of women and Children getting off the Titanic two.

Oh, yeah,

He was there. Titanic to look it up. Look it up. Todd was there. He had a lifeboat to

himself and one lifeboat pulling behind it, but

no one in it. Yeah. Got any big fish

way? Claimed you did. When you got

to the port o The one that got away. You should have seen the one that got away

locked out of the very picture. And he was just missed.

Yeah, just may. I just missed the guy. Well, it was a terrible phone. I took it off this almost dead body. Ah. And you know, there was a bad camera on there.

I heard there was an author

nearby. Ah. And he he wrote a book called The Corpse in the Sea.

Yeah. Yeah, that was Hemingway. He ended up You look a little bit. Yeah, I was heavy way

He's been dead for years time. I didn't say Ernest. It was Bill Hummingbird. It was not Hemingway. Ernest Hummingbird. Sorry, Billy. It was It was Ernest. Herm. Hummingbird. Tell you

this. Whichever minister was He was scared. Stupid when he saw

Oh, my God as

its stud Padre, you know, may only survivor of to tend to Titanic.

You're the only survivor. I didn't know that

will. Only living survivor, uh, high to see him. That's

true. Titanic two when this happened again. Eighties eighties. It wasn't

reported very widely, but it was a It was a small boat that I took out with a few friends.

So you named your about Titanic two?

Yeah. And it was It was It was one of the biggest names in use of maritime is one of the rudest. Yeah, Yeah, it was

Guinness Guinness. Uh uh. Jet skis creaks to a slow screeching. No need to a slow home

connects the jet ski to a dolphin so they still get the screech. Sound was kind of pulling up

and it had pictures of all the

people who died on this. I can't Titanic on it

in memory that

I can

think this was a small outing with you and your friends, and they're all dead and missing.

Yeah. I mean, it's like, what's the point in time in Hollywood, you know, who knows how it happened but my friends all died on the phone. I made it out. Are missing. We still have a search party out for him. Grandpa

Wimberley was on that flight or that, but right?

Yes, sample Women were still looking for Grandpa Wimberly, the only living member of the Web. Early family who apparently knew what happened to the kids Slide took him out on a boat ride and he died.

Stops tell us what you know about the Wimberley Way. Don't remember

aural history. We don't remember Lee, uh, sideway Todd Padre hero, American theater teacher, Feminist. And that's May.

Well, yeah. I mean, this has been a really

crazy week. Everybody did work together on the volcano's actually made one big volcano, which then we had to evacuate the school. True charter. Um, because it's still being closely looked

at by seismologists. A lot of people are saying any day now is God is the diagnosis of when it could erupt. Yes, Eso We've evacuated. Evacuated gym teachers have to move. They haven't been able to be in the gym. You haven't had any gym classes because obviously made the big normally are

gym teachers don't move. Did shares and they watched the class and really command from

a hot had been having a coach off site. We've been having to run drills off site

um, which is honestly good. Change of pace for the team if we're being honest. Big change of

pace for the team Excision. Confused because the gym that were there confused the gym that we are, ah, practicing at its not of emulation, not regulation. It's 1/2 court, and it's It's one of those that, like,

you know, when

you hit in a dress and it doesn't really show up on Google maps or Apple maps. Uh, it's why that it's one of the air in the vortex. A little bit

Well, we have been practicing and planes

have been disappearing over the time the planes have been disappearing.

Your parts in the book The Bermuda Triangle.

Yeah, that's what it is.

You called it the bill. Me to try and build me

to triangle. I am

so put it right off the coast of Florida as well, right?

Right off the coast of Florida. The Bill Mewtwo triangle is really interesting right now. I was actually practicing their I came home, my son

was 10 years older. My son was 10 years old. Wow.

So I don't

know. It could also be a black hole type of situation way

we know what it is, and we know how it ends. Much like lost. Yeah, we know what the story is with it. We know

exactly what the story is, but the bill

muted triangle it's very It's just mysterious right now. It's scary.

Was it before or after the bill being a triangle that you guys got Abraham Lincoln on the tube because you knew Senator Abraham Lincoln so

tall? That was after that. I write.

Wasn't after trying to remember when you were

It was well right after when we started practicing in

the Bill Mutar triangle. We do have Abraham Lincoln on the team. Uh, guys gotta change his shoes bythe.

Okay, Okay. He's scuffing up the court. He's

still in converse. It's so old school. It's terrible for his feet.

Yeah, he's but he, um And this is constant safety

problems for your practices, right? Yes.

People are shooting. There's a man shooting at him. He's taking out members of the team. We're having a Russian jump off the backboard. Except for to ram. Yes, I see little glimpses of the man running off eso. It's pretty crazy. The Bill Mutar triangle. Really crazy. Well, my name is Sam. Weatherman, of course. Drivers at Teacher A SB and student leadership teacher. Also new volunteer firefighter. Yeah, volunteer firefighter. The other day, I was a big help in ushering everybody around campus when the volcanoes were going off, and then I tried to put him out. Now, these will be only be

true from my hometown, but it felt like the biggest alcoholics in town. So the volunteer firefighters, they them a little bit of like on honor

and a pin

a little bit. As you can see my new pen, I think it's supposed to

just go through the shirt,

you know, you put it into the nipple, your bank as

a king gets kinky. I found my first.

Okay, that's a kink. I can't

Honestly, I wanted you to be bad at it, cause I wanted to mock you because, you know, it's a little jealous. Yeah, of the attention. You're getting

a lot of people.

You're a fantastic volunteer Fire

saying it's the most successful one of the four of us have been at anything? Uh huh. That is you. As

you are. Having a little trouble with the hose.

Is that that is high power, if you have any. Oh, don't tell me they don't tell me. I'll tell if I put both legs around that hose,

it was felt so cool

on. Then I shot up into the sky. You treated this kind of, uh was so phallic. It was so phallic. It took me a second

to turn on the water, actually, just realizing the power I had between my legs so

that I turn on the water and I fly directly into a building. Those whips and kings and I immediately hit the brick wall versus gas line. I burst a gas and a new fire starting. That's right. I am the Firestarter. They started playing that song Prodigy. Prodigy.

I was impressed. They had it so

at first to volunteer to put out the fire because I started it, and I will take it. I will. I've been volunteering to put out fires at home to put out fires. I put out a fire at Walmart, find voluntarily

and who started the fire me. Yes, I did. You have been tweeting. We know you like to get the hot dog at Wal Mart and you'll throw it in the microwave for a little too long.

Well, they won't let me in the McDonald's anymore. So I go to the hot dog in the hot dog part of all. And I, Mike a hot

dog and the McDonald's thing because you said there's no rules against eating the balls in the ball pit?

Absolutely. I said, If it fits in your mouth, end of story can me that I

should be able to eat it. No.

So and you're But you are putting out these fires and it's, uh, it's just the hose revolutions with, But you're getting a man.

Well, the hose

and a little You are getting

bounced out of the back seat in the, you know, the far back seat in the fire engine. If

there's one, not enough seats, eso I'm sort of going over a bump and you won't.

And he's right about that. I don't get that because I think it's about time that Dalmatian didn't have a seat. You don't give a dog a CD

in the car for

a lot of dog. They really give that. You wanna have a dog? You're not gonna give it a seat in the I guess you wanted up. That doesn't get a seat in the car. What? No, for the dog? No, no to talking about why you

need the dog in the first. That's

right. We can't handle each other's feelings. You

bring up the dog again. I will. Coed glee Talk about a wife for and

won Krumer. So I got eyes. The actual one of the

best things about being a volunteer firefighter limited poll slides

The firehouse and I have been riding that poll like crazy, I

will say, Based on the rashes on your thighs and hands, I could have maybe guessed it

well, they recommend pants on, and I said

I could do it

in shorts. I heard about you know that you go down, but I was bare and you do so so I was like, I couldn't do it ensure so I

do it two times and you say unlimited. But I have heard rumblings around the firehouse this that they are. They are actually thinking about instituting a time limit because you've been doing it so much, which is ridiculous.

This is what I've been saying. The buffet should do to you. Okay, But instead, they're talking about doing it to me at the firehouse.

Ran it right back in this fight.

I don't

eat at a buffet that off.

Well, then why is there putting on every day? Explained the pudding. Everything is. There's other places to get putting than the buffet way.

Nowhere save gets his putting from going back. A few episodes

of the incident. Well, I accidentally sat down and in silent toilet and a chocolate pudding out of the 12.

Yeah, that wasn't a mix

up. It was a mix up it honestly. What was a

goof? It was a good

I knew. Meanwhile, Howard poop, Why do you have putting what you put in your mouth? Because you knowingly ate too much. Putting kids too

much. I have my mouth because I ate too much. What does that mean?

Too much. But

I ate too much putting. It overflowed out of my mouth and fell onto my chance.

That money, if you poop out of a toilet, it's funny. Who is ended up being funny. There's nothing funny about your. All you do is push a kid to the ground and eat all the pudding. I did that once. OK, seconds way Don't like you and seconds in the buffet. Yeah.

What? You guys

are acting like a buffet isn't all you can eat. I don't I don't go. You say you made it sound like it was found. You made it sound like it was weird that I served myself from the buffet.

Wait, no, you have a selective way. We've been trying showing the charge charge. Let's play the video now. List grabs. We have played. This is on Lee. A video of your selective serious riot dot It's team

words lift porcupines. Think hole. You see how you are

Now, I'm gonna hit fast forward

first. You could don't let what will rewind it. Okay. Leno on but also played bono and list Galen Headlines. Okay, I love this little, but

you hear about this, Okay, you base. Is he gonna make cars? Okay.

He says about the same stuff level maybe on and play play, but was placed out pushing. Keep rolling at the same pace. It waas

Ah, uh, denim jeans. Uh, chins

are starting to see how you sound Terrible

weather words more than I could expect. All right. On play.

Stand up comedy. Burbank.

That's Burbank meets Eubanks. Kevin Robotics. Kevin Booth tonight, So All right, stop. All right. Okay. So, see, we caught you. It's play. Late nights, late nights. Concept of many. Later. NBC. Johnny Carson. Okay, this is a big challenge. All

right, That's enough,

I guess because they were behind Case has to be something that I was about. Stairs audiences. Okay, Warmup comics. It is running when I

feel talk about maybe his beef with other late night Letterman sucks

a devilish

All right, that's good,

Cone and I want my so bad. Oh, and pa. Interesting. So I see you guys followed me around for that. Had to have been at least a day, but still pushed. Okay. Play script

times that there was a big glass of water in the room,

you know? Do I need

to be worried Every time

I see that wasn't you. That was with the Leno on it. That was with Lana on.

Those weren't even your lists. Those with Leto, what's a cold filter.

Yeah, let of Elder

Leno Filter benefit. I don't like feeling spied

on. Stop put Stop eating the buffet so much. Yeah,

we have a real buffet curiosity about you guys. I have you. I don't know if you

noticed the buffet cam that we put in.

I didn't notice that salad bar, but it's not. It's not just the meat carving station. There's that whole big green thing That's not for guys, man Eyes, not for men. Salad bars for women, all it living in Children way we drink coffee and maybe output potatoes on. Oh, yeah. Oh, potato coffee, honestly is the crispy this morning. Drinking were

so ahead of the game with potato coffee. They're making mushroom coffee and tea, coffee and thanks. Potatoes, Arms flavor, baby

Looks one type of coffee, baby, and it's potato out of an old ass mug. I've been power in my house off of potatoes for years and I did not know I

could just throw it in my coffee. A potato Coffee?

Oh, yeah. Spot Drew

Sponge. Oh, yeah. Split. Drew. Listen, guys,

just please

stop following me, ok? If you're not gonna hang out with me, we're stop following me with recording devices.

Um, way shouldn't hang out way. Admit I do everyone more free time. Feels like I only see you guys when we were, like working. You know, when I still, like, do something together sometimes

because of the new mall. Yeah, I

have not. I've been made to go, though.

Okay. Is it good? Did you go? Oh, no, I just had to move forward. Sounded that Todd was getting a little intimate.

Odo? Yeah, Just thinking out loud. Uh, but no, I don't. I'm pretty good. I'm feeling fine. You go to the mall.

Would you want to go to

the ball sometimes, uh, like, separately, Like separately?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Drive around there at the same time. Yeah. I mean, I could I could pick up some stuff. Yeah. Yeah, sure. You're

shopping together?

Yeah. I want to check out what your unique low has

right now. Oh, that's good. They make good close.

Yeah. Good. Solid. It's I just got some stuff in the last week and it's already falling apart s Oh, yeah. I'd love to go

back. Unique. Low. That's an interesting store. I was, uh, just thinking about how We're also unique. Yeah, we are any unique low e.

I got a unique low point in our lives.

Yeah, Maybe you should take a break and recalibrate.

What about brides? Maters, brides? Maters? Cedar Get groomed. Get her Groom Brides Mater. All right,

also, I still travel backwards and forwards in time. Let's take a break.

All right, folks, thanks so much for sticking it out through the break. We're really excited today. We

got some

guests that are experienced behind the microphone. You could say nervous. You could call them competition in a lot of ways because they Ah, they are your morning radio school. Radio DJs on they are Talk in the winds

way. Hello? Yeah, you know, we're bringing in. Oh, you need a ham radio, Hamilton. I schools

a EMS and the eight PM's. Wow. Yeah, cigarette to be so close to their classic interest. Yeah, seeing it

like, uh,

I wasn't sure to talk if you used a soundboard, but your regular Michael Winslow

Well, just take shock.

Embarrassed that a bird either?

That was me saying his name.

That's the with sick. No,

Wizz. Wow. You're a slab. Yeah, easy. I'm blown away it

was getting out his autograph book.

Would you guys

mind? I got a couple pages left.

I've got a lot of autographs in here, but would you like

to go next to Goofy?

I've never seen Bill Revere. Anyone like this is unbelievable. I mean, did

you hear? They also

do long form interviews that are very interesting. 40 50

minutes. Yeah, we did. We did a six part series on the garbage truck strike. Yes, it's

interesting. A lot of people are around school are saying, Why don't tic Tac in the whiz have the school sponsor podcast? Why do you force still have the teachers lounge? It seems like they're radio show is actually better. More well produced were older. Yeah, we're older. Who's saying that all the can't name names

but I think

a lot of kids you're saying next it feels like, isn't this a resource meant for us? Um, easy 8 p.m. Yeah, we do every 8 p.m. And that's where you can hear our six part series on the garbage truck stray at almost

all those guys fought in a least one war. Yes, drivers. Big

stink. Obviously, big stink was behind

a lot of the layoffs. Cozy in the garbage. You Listen,

guys, Come on. This is huge. I mean, where? I'm hoping. What are you

wearing underneath your button down?

Didn't see, though. Leverages I I thought I

would dress up,

but what's under the tuxedos? Had a fake muscle

shirt. Okay. Yes. No, no, no, no. I mean no. There's array. Maria Muscles E. I always have

really muscles that look to d

obviously famously tic tac. You're one of the buffet students on

campus? Yes, obviously. Famously. Yeah. Thank you. Uh, I like to work out all of my muscles. Vocal chords, arm cords, leg cords, tabular court.

I've seen you

sort of out during p e when a lot of kids were running the track. You doing

lots of other interesting exercise? Yeah. I mean, I do also run the charge by scream while I do it. You'll just scream the word shot put that sort of. Well, Mr Padre was teaching us this thing about, like objects and how they have, like theatrical value,

every object, every object has theatrical value,

right? What did you mean

by that team? I I understood It meant that like the word behind a thing is similar to the thing itself. I don't need to throw a shot put. You can scream, shot, put its Yeah, like,

think of the word noun It is now and we're Todd

you came up with all this year where you guys

saw my play. At first, it was just an excuse to get out of paying for props for a play. Eso you guys up our prop list production of Noises Off

Yeah, play that traditionally relies heavily on set of AM products. A

lot of bananas in my arms eyes

this that play where it takes place backstage and onstage just next backstage and onstage. Theory

of Chekhov's gun where someone puts a gun into a play. It has to go off. You don't have a gun. Mr Padre called it Chekhov's ghosts. Got

the whole time?

That's right.

Tick tock, buff, Your buff, Your ah, host and great theater want Candice can dio? I'm showing

my talk saying that show in the whole tux for tic tac. The whiz keeps wiping the goddamn floor with me every time we're in. Swim me and supportive Wow,

now so you'll do swim meet the Wiz. You what? You've won state. How many years in a row now?

Four times in a row. Let me compete is an eighth grader.

You were that good.

Did I? Was that good? You know, the Wiz whizzes by in the late

and I initially

got into it. Teoh announced the games because we would do this thing where I would

left turn in the water and the wind out of the water. I e o I.

And then I was like, what, have I just jumped it and gave it a world? Guess what about a flu, Right? By

turns out of the biggest feed in town. Yes. People are pro testing your foot size because you're winning so many. Swim.

Actually, the first time she was in the pool, they blew the whistle on her because they thought she was wearing flippers with

ways. Unbelievable. Deep sea divers, air studying your bone structure to make better

flippers for themselves.

Yeah, well, it's true that, you know, but really it's, uh well is the product of a tragic accident.

I heard about this

palette of Chex mix film my feet at Costco.

It's much the bones flatten long.

Leo. It's interesting because

the doctor said we could reconstruct this, but we could also just let it heal on its own. Was a classic rookie of the year situation.

It were punky, but love it.

And I've also heard now your feet are sweet and

salty. It's true. I know. You know, Mr Gravy.

When it rains, there's some muddy buddies.

Okay, Okay. Okay. Good. Big. Yes. Well, I I I went up

in the end and made it a question

so we could see if it was true or not.

And they never found the Costco employee that dropped him on your right. They couldn't operate the Fort

Hood. Not

used to where they're taught in. Quick, quickly, one day,

actually doing another investigative Siris on it's an eight part

because they they actually they arrested a guy who claims to be innocent.

Yes, and so we're digging into that.

No executing big before you talk.

Big Kirkland is behind it,

so I get all my vodka from. Do

you have a membership?

What? Costco? Yeah. No, I always just go say I'm going to use the bathroom. And then I got find someone online ago. just pay for this body

to get you back. Even if you're not a member at Costco, you can buy alcohol there. And even if you're not a legal adult, you can buy alcohol. This is truly legally can't let anyone. Not by alcohol.

Fact drunk, ticked, addicted to drunk fact of a bunch back t drunk. That was I mean, that went on small.

If these guys were hosts, I gotta be honest. They're putting us to shame. Disagree.

But you're good. Host,

talk shop, like I don't know. I feel like you've probably picked up the stuff that's useful for eyes. We have probably picked up some, Like like when

you get

up to a microphone, you kiss

a like a lady. Oh, yeah,

You have to address it with the the first

smooch. And I have

never done this microphone like a

lady. Yeah, if you were gonna

because of, like, lady like, how would you do it? I mean, I know you've

just a lady before.

Hey, okay. I get always getting drunk.

You can me this buff little kid out. Of course he's kissing ladies. I'm obsessed

with it now. I've always wondered Talk in the ways I know your brother and sister, but is there anything between the two of you or

in terms of Christ Time leading quest? Also, I've always been wondering. Well, it's a blended

family. Am I wrong? It's a

doctor or a doctor.

If siblings air talented, I don't know how they don't occasionally kiss. We're not. We're not attracted to each other. But according according to this sort of

Mr Audrey, I'm more like a

little weirded out that you've always been wondering about our chemistry. Sexually.

I apologize.

You let

these two little buffet kids live ways is above. To

you buff step siblings who have been adopted by our counterparts. Step mom or step Dad's

stuff. You traded places?

What's that?

Well, OK, I understand now.

Why was great? It's a Brady bunch.

It's exactly like my spec script that I've written loosely based on your lives.

Madre. Listen, old slobs, if you're listening Intro to buff siblings kissing Send it to us. Send it to us on Twitter

plea. Okay, now this is good. This is good call to action stuff. This is good hosting.

Good. You wanna know you want to get your audience engaged. Take

a step back here because I said something that kind of derail things. But tic tac, it seemed to read from your question that you actually have maybe have not kissed anybody.

I've been doing

like, a bunch of sort of research into sexuality, but also quest porn hub dot com has a whole category in which the whole theory is that theory Step siblings are supposed to fuck all the time. It's a new Wikipedia. Yes.

You do not cite porn hub on your papers this semester. Okay? You

can corner by my naked buds. Well, I'll tell you

where. In your textbook.

Yeah. Don't you open up your text. There's

naked bodies in my book. Guess

open up your hood, Mifflin, you will find

page 34 Page 70. Page 99. Yeah. Good. You knew those very quick. Well, one of them is just a curvy fern. Very

for 86 is hot firm

way said sexuality. Right this first thick.

But I tiu go back to answer your question. Officially, I do kiss the microphone like a lady when I walk in. But a lot of people tell me that my kissing tactic is not what's normal out there. Uh,

do it just now. There were a lot of sort of like teeth biting down involved there.

And like like a nose wipe down like you're hoping a little snot all getting

on it. It was like a

wolf was trying to market territory with snow.

Okay, so you see, I, uh I was

laid bare. You're late there right now with your kids.

Well, I came. I came of age amongst I

think this is

my big problem with you 2 a.m. Show a shock jock and your eight PM is like this American life.

Yeah, that's entertainment, baby. Something

to get your morning going and then something to make you think it in the

morning. You want horns

blowing loud in the

evening? You want? Who made those horns? Yeah, that is so interesting. I never thought about it that way. Sort of a deconstruction of your own material.

Don't be convinced by them are shows better be convinced we they are all the It was the divert school funds to tic tac in the Wiz. Don't do not good.

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Dribs and no, but we do know what that is? Oh, yeah. Guys got the dribs. Sponsorship.

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that was interesting

because they didn't mention the empire once. So I think we should maybe not do all of that. And yes, Your Honor, yesterday I have I mean, we like

the part about the empire was my favorite part.

It was really good.

Yeah, we're sort of

like a J a hyphen. It's not only do we act, but we write Teoh show that that

was, like, where the sort of passion behind the copy was. It just didn't see him sort of relevant to the product in. Anyway.

Here's the problem. I believe for one second any of you use, but I really have. No, But But I did think that the

implementation of the Empire Yeah, happy in Britain. I think you're

right. You're right.

Um, build shushed them. I nervous. I'm nervous now, you

guys. You know how you

have sort of weirdos around your show that you kind of bring in and you make

fun of them and stuff? Did

you guys just

not like throwing bologna at me or because I know you have PD?

Yeah, they have. Your were goes on. And you tried to do that a few times, Bill.

Yeah. You pt the tricycle writer on all the

time. Well, it's again. You have a radio show that diverts funds from the students. So we want everyone in the weirdo gang to be a student. Uh, you know who gets to enjoy that and gets to reclaim that word. However, they want bologna at

my bare, but for a while to see if it would

stay. And that was your audition. And a fundraiser for us. Yeah. And people. Are you gonna air? That ever know? But people didn't get a tote bag for every two slices of bologna they paid,

and we showed it. We showed internally a lot. You sure? Well, that means I should be humiliated. And I feel like

that's way. Pass

it around a lot. Uh, no. Like

weirdo gang. Love,

baby. The tricycle writer loves

it. Yeah, we got a

shout out to PT real quick.

What does he

do? Well, he writes that he rides a tricycle, but not the way that you think. Oh, right. Yeah. He was upside

down where the wheels are, where he said the handlebars

and have seen the bike stays of one place. He's running are running on the wheel. Yeah, his hands on the front way. Kind of like, Looks like a chimp running across the force for the rides. A tricycle. Sort of like a pommel horse. Yeah, just It's

very interesting.

Yeah, it's moving for an audio medium.

Yeah, I like like, almost ironic. The name is because he is riding the tricycle, but he's not really a tricycle, right? You know, he's not what you imagine.

You know what I

blows me away about, you guys. Is your your social power on

when you guys say something

at the school boom. The culture changes time we said trashcans upside down only.

Yeah,

that was I would call you

Remember when I was stuck underneath the trash can for two days, I was going to say I was happy. Ko

call that an abuse of our power was not

because some people didn't take it literally. And I was on my head for a whole day.

Mr. Left, they thought you were trash can.

Either they thought it or they thought it was a funny joke to make it seem like they're treating me to the way they're treating a trash can. And they flipped me on my head and stood on my hands so I

couldn't do they, like, tie you to the post so you couldn't get down or why tree, like come on back to Yukio stinks

Bill, Bill and Sam immediately making fart noises with their mouths

I love these. What these kids dio we're

figuring out how to wield our power. At first we were like, No, we don't have power. And then it was hard. It was hard to argue and honestly, the trash can day was a bit, I think oven oven experiment for us to see o. K.

And that

led to you guys got the superintendent fire.

Well, yes, you came for first. And also, if I could just reminded he did get looped in to our six part series on the trash truck he was actually staying in those days.

Veterans deserved better treatment at their new

job. And he was, you know, he was using it a little money on the back slide so that dumpsters here got picked up more often in the way all

should have known Something was up where

there's a stink, their stinking way. Dan,

you go band when you go. Baba

Baba, What noise do you think you are similar?

About 11 b. I

am I don't think you're a school is You think?

Well, then why am I shaving my head right now? Maybe because you're crazy. No, no, I want to be Oh, run stable. I want to be. Yeah,

I guess you guys don't have this problem because everyone knows you by your name, but because we used stage names, everyone knows our voice. But actually, we have a decent amount of anonymity when it comes to what we actually look like.

Yeah, We've all been in your class, and yet you none of you call us our our names,

huh? Right.

You take class.

Yeah, we go here.

That's how we have. That's how we have this thing. This

That's how we host him.

Really? House ham radio.

That's interesting. You both take biology. Yes. What period?

I'm enforced. I'm in fed.

You guys are Oh, back to your class.

No wonder I don't see that often. Your fifth graders

I tried Teoh. Sounds like

Sam. It's I don't think you're one of them.

Why do I have this new temporary tattoo? It

looks very smudge. It looks like smudgy

are trustable. Did you just drawn iguana? Your

Yeah, it's you, The classic guana from your show Classical wanna

from our segment

you want Do you want to go on? I

wanna iguana.

I got to do I want Oh, sister Lappas Eyes.

You're turning into a teenager.

My mom is gonna be late today. Wait for me after school. He want you a teacher now?

So wait for you. What do you mean,

a GOP

E? I mean, you can whenever you want. I'm not. You guys air teachers.

I'll be the adult in the room. No, you can't pee. The same rules is my class, people. Four p after.

Hey, Tic tac and tic tac Tic tac in the other

Kids don't do we drink, huh?

On Nike Once won a month,

maybe one a month. I fruit just corn syrup in those things off the G d chart.

Okay, culture. And just voice a bunch of corn syrup on us for years. And I'm not about to drink that poison. Remember once a month when I want cherry Coke a moving

and I'm gonna be drinking poisoned. You know I'm drinking, gentlemen. Jack. Mr. Mr Gentleman Jet are your sponsored by gentlemen,

Jack, when you want to get jacked up with the gentleman. Awesome.

So there's a different in the drink. Gentleman. Jack, this is about getting buff with, uh, it's like a polite

It's changed, gentleman Jack with

way protein powder and creating. Yet

what is gentlemen, Jack? Maybe I'm in the dark. Will

send Howard Zinn, Tennessee bourbon. You can drink with way protein and creatine.

Jack. Jack Daniels. Oh, my. I don't

think anybody who drinks Jack Daniels has ever used a British accent.

Well, that's why they lived in meat and picked up

Also. Whose spot? How are

you getting alcohol sponsors on a TV show. We've been trying for years to get sponsored, By the way,

were in the cost. Go legally buying a bunch of alcohol. And there were a bunch of distributors in a sample table. And there was one from a gentleman. Jack Table.

We just struck up a conversation, you know, exchanged business

cards. No. No. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Todd. Whole big velvet

card have been one big velvet car the size of a baseball pitcher. Gonna need

that back from you. Whatever your

time. You had

a bad ass car. Take a picture. Whatever Your

cardio stink perfume all over us

got handed back. Teoh

only afford one. Barely

big and fancy.

Looks like an artifact.

I don't know how there was a little bit of a miscommunication there. It says, Costco, I don't work at Costco. That's crossed out. So it's just you are murdered. Actor theater teacher Did

you turn my family into flippers?

Did I turn their feet in the preceding muddy little buddies turned your feeding feel Flippers do feed into flippers.

He's you're trying to be sarcastic. He's guys direct guide. His hands crossed behind his back. His hands and

his eyes rolled back so hard I couldn't see them again. Doesburg, Peter Suburb's you.

Oh, that's a good one. You guys should keep that in a loop for yourself. Okay, Jeffrey, that's dirty burger. Oh, okay. Okay.

Got that burp out right away. Tic tac. You are good at Santa Fe. Is that bird again?

Got

a Mr Padre. What If you really turn my feet of livers? There's only one thing I have to say to, you

know,

she's giving you the smooth

Berber Superman. I did it.

Yeah, very welcome. Every day everybody's aware time. That's why it's so poorly. Secrets out. I did it. I'll admit

it for the first time ever.

Oh, what checkups goes.

So thank you. And you're welcome. And what do you get paid for these invested swimming. Well, when you do, give me a call it the 10% is an order.

What happened? What made

you drop that palette of checks, checks? Tricks is not really that. No, pal. It would be a thing like

the riddle. What ways? Maura. Palette of feathers or a palette of rocks? Right? Answers rocks.

Actually, I think it is true. Rocks down a pallet,

but you want to think it's the same. That's

the riddle. It's a pound because the actual riddle is a pound of feathers. Air pound hammers. What? Yeah, it's which weighs more A pound. Always correct

in the riddles. Howard Riddle. Stickler way got a real stickler phone brittle. Stickler. Well, you

know No, I'm trying every moment. A teaching moment. And I figured maybe that was

trying to tell the riddle the other day was actually the actually that he's underneath the bridge control drink about Charles underneath the bridge.

Um, that YouTube channel Little Hitler Riddle,

Stickler. No, I have not.

Well, you should shit look it up. It's right up your out. Your as I said, my riddles. All cartoon

Hitler riel. Real uptight about the way riddles go down.

What,

does he focus also on the Hitler stuff or its? Oh,

yeah. No, no, no. I got it. Is about 80% Hitler

stuff. 20%. Right

now, I've seen a little Hitler, a little Stiffler, which is Hitler, that Hitler during Stiffler impressions.

And, of course, that's a German pie. Then their German, those of the proposals of

the spinoff, Uh, little sister, Middle Hitler three. Hitler's and have one of those Middle Hitler all sisters. But the one in the middle of the

basically Malcolm in the middle reboot.

Okay, Someone read my other special.

And there was also that Disney show Sister Hitler, about twin sisters, except one of them looks like they found such a table twins. Fasting was unbelievable. They must have looked forever fires. Whenever I went to one of those in the I watched the casting in the mall fucked up when they were having those kids do marching around with a hand in the air. Too young for that. That's the problem. There. Too young. You wait 18 talk in

the Wiz. Have you ever thought of breaking out beyond radio or his radio? The future Lawrimore, The waves Are you going to be a swimmer? What were you considering for your future? You're both seniors

now. We're putting forward feelers out towards various futures.

Yeah, I mean, I think, Ah, tough time for all the seniors, you know, like thinking about what our next step is.

Obviously, both got accepted to pepper dime meteo regulations. But it's like, Do I want to go to Pepper Diniz? The always.

Are you really going? Next year together I shaved my You guys Are you traced, Teoh? Oh,

no, no. But but, you know, Pepper dine that Beauvue

got big long.

What a Beauvue Malibu for all the idiots out there. Slobs. You didn't know. I don't know that. Pepper diners Malibu,

You're an idiot.

And so that's where the do they make the cookies at Pepper Dine

on. That's pepper guy far. Oh, no, no. No way. Well knew it. Yeah, I I'll see you

guys there. I cut the grass there until I pass out. Just so you know, slobs you don't get It's got a big grassy knoll. It's huge. You'll never get it. Slobs.

I know you've taken Google, and I bet you there's a

good let's lives, you won't get it. You

know that pepper dine is one of the few campuses that is blacked out on Google maps and Google images. Really? Yeah. What's covered in pepper?

Its monopoly proper. Above their I peppermill I looked up a Google image sneeze. What do they call for? Dime frustrating that you move you.

Why are you guys so impressed? Villain Sam.

So wherefore buff teenagers who loved to host the podcast.

We love these

guys. You don't listen to him on the drive to five way drive to five?

Yeah, when we recorded, we recorded just, like sporadically. Randomly. But at 5 a.m. you can hear just like 12 minutes of pre recorded material. Sometimes it's just tone. Poems.

Yeah, a little. A little like a more fish. More

exports are sort of like stretch our wings is like Are we a bird or we a penguin? Like we're flying? Yeah. I spent

what we had one drive at five. It was just us alternating saying our middle names for 12 minutes, something like this.

My grid My, these are your own names or each

other's each other. I've saying her. Yeah,

and he's saying my good, Good,

my great. And then we join in on the,

uh, Yeah, but you can't say yours

the other. You know, the audience doesn't know where middle names. This could be funny.

Okay, so I'm saying tic tac's say

the whizzes

chick talk. Your middle name is Mark the Wizard. That's

right. Yeah.

Okay. My bet. Lauren's colonel pancake dot

way. Okay, so I see. I see, um, signal in the four of you had in common that maybe I didn't know, which is that you all have noun, noun middle mates.

Well, the word is the character. Is that what I said in class? Tick Tuck?

Yeah. Any of the word is the thing is the

word is the thing is the object I've got what they called narcissism induced Alzheimer's. So forget some stuff because I'm always looking forward in the next moment.

And just so you know way. Yeah. Yeah. Just so you know, we

lied. All of our middle names are toilet man time. You got

way from the break, Sam. They gave you a pump. The brakes kill yourself. Give yourself Sam.

You know what that pump the brakes means to Bolognese to

the face. Oh, there, Maloney Inmate. Did you film it? Is it gonna be on the show?

It wasn't for you, Bill.

Intercepted. If you want

a toe bag and want to pay for two Bolognese on your teacher's face, please don't a money you are. Go fund me.

How much of the Bolognese? No, I want to be Oh,

they're either $15 or 1 64th of a Bitcoin.

All right, here's to Bitcoin, Howard, you just have a ton of big point because these air Bitcoins

Hanukkah gelled that you took a bite out basted through the foil.

Ouch, man. I thought it was a alosha man. Oh, on angry,

injured wolf. Uh,

no, This is just

you guys, Honestly, that I feel like if you stick around, we're gonna lose Sam completely. So And I think we are running up on time here, so let's get out. I think we might need

to call going. Blown A B o

blown knows is

that we just throw it up. Blow nose

exam. The Wiz.

Thanks for having us.

Um, is there any, uh, any takeaways that maybe you learn from us in today's episode? That

Yeah, I like the thing about the Empire. Like the ad. I like it. Yeah, I liked it.

Well, you can't have flat ball. That's ours. That's IRS.

Good luck of half level. It's obviously in conflict with dribs.

It has your exclusivity. Oh, yeah. Boingboing, baby!

All right, well, everybody, everybody, if you're out there listening still Hsuehshan, Listen, Teoh these guys on their 8 a.m. and 8 p.m. and 5 a.m. shows

Wanna wanna, wanna wanna You wanna go on? Oh, that's great!

Tic tac, the wears out

of bed. No, I

don't get you kids, all right?

It's our generation Add because we'll do a clear call to action. It's

always hard to tell, though. It's like I've followed. So Maney Instagrams that air just adds it turns out because I'm just scrolling through it. I'm like, Oh, this is a cool picture. So I need to make it clear and you need to make a scene. You see, this is an ad Todd

Hashtag ad. They do it on instagram. Maybe I should do that in your in your show, but tic tac, the Wiz We're really glad you guys stop by today. We had a great time talking to you. Hope everybody out there had a good time as well on to the next time. And until then, stay.