I see you.

Maybe we could just take it easy today. Yeah, it was a long one. Last night here. Oh, yeah, last night we got crazy. Went for

I mean, how long did you think that monster truck rally was gonna be? I did not think it would be. Well, I was attacked. Was that we can't leave until truck a saurus coming out. I was like, Hey, I've seen grave Digger. I'm ready to go. Right, But But truck source was The main truck

source is gonna come out and eat one of those little car didn't come out to a 6 a.m.

Part of that's my fault. A double parked truck. A source before the TRO

Well, year. Unless you say it was

tough getting home in your car after the show.

Well, I was really people that for a long time and then just said I can't wait

anymore. Morning up your car.

Either pull the roof off or don't. But don't just flatten it, because then the drive is so uncomfortable.

That was such a tough drive.

You have to stay back and reach into the studio

and get pulled by buyable way. Weren't bone a toe

global, which struck a story also got. And this is why we're tired

shortcuts or has got the bull by the horns.

This is why we're tired. That was a gruesome Bowlmor first bowl burger I've seen in person.

Yeah, I mean, the cops showed up to put the white sheet over the bull. I couldn't believe that they did. Iced tea showed up, wear a question for our And I didn't realize

that that bull was so, like, notable. Why was no emphasis on bull? Yeah, it was notable. It was a notable what

they brought in the power from the, uh it's on those milk cartons. The missing Catholic rather than missing cow they brought in the Chick fil A cows. They, of course, had no help, you know, is that rude? When there's a missing cow and they put missing Children on the milk carton,

you would think the cow would be I know. That's my carton. You know, putting my son up there

tattoo my missing son on your kid.

Exactly. Cows get disrespected you So disrespect think our community is fed up. We know we've heard a moon. We just

run around grabbing their nipples. Yeah, When

people ask me like you know how we talk about smoking now of just like you have 30 years ago, no one would know that smoke would be like what it is now in 30 years. What's going to be different than the way we talking Treat about talking about

dialogue? The dialogue that we have believes cows? It's a part. Yes. Hamburger.

So Reus

hamburgers. One of the rudest things you could do.

It's one of the murders. Things you could say that a cow is the word hamburger because they go What am I, a pig now? The ham? Yeah, isn't it? It's kind of

crazy with I don't mean to take this conversation toe all animals,

please. Let's make it device. It's kind of

crazy that once an animal turns into food, you no longer call it what it is besides a chicken. Yes. You know, you don't say I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go have some cow for dinner. You say you call it a steak. You call a hammer your disassociating the item from the thing that you're eating.

It's d animal eyes. It's Deanna With all that said, I will not stop eating meat. No, absolutely. Oh,

I'm kitto kitto but no veggies. Yeah, you're Kato, right? Yeah. Kato diet on that again. Um,

I eat, although, like, leftovers that my more famous friends Uh

oh, That's what you've been digging through My trash. Yeah. Yeah. And, uh, no idea. You considered me more famous. You're the actor. I'm just

the next agent. No. Yeah,

you. But you're bigger than and

then you'll eat at any festival anyone invites YouTube?

Absolutely. Yeah. And, uh, while I'm eating there, it's gonna be, like, pretty uncomfortable pretty quickly. People going back up, we have to sit through this whole thing. Katoh died. That's a kid of that. Uh,

nobody outside. Uh, well, I better Yeah, but now I'm on South Beach south. Oh, and my on south beach. What a my own potatoes. So Teoh South Beach. Nothing.

Oh, you're on a Sikh ins,

a Sikh ins, a Sikh ins, which, of course,

you slowly drive bread off

when bread is about to mold. I get it in my car and I drive. I drive, I drive, I drive and you toss a gun in the back in the bridges cry exactly. Yes, on Good. Yeah.

Yeah, but yeah. I mean, I'm exhausted. It was a long night. Now, the obvious of the cops were questioning us for a while,

but how? That rally, that rally was something that it was a present. It was what? I was

proud that none of us rolled on truck a saurus wear, not snitches.

Well, yeah, Well, here's the thing, though. I got I got a pretty deep cut my arm and I needed stitches, so I almost snitched.

Well, that was a one time it would have helped

would help me, because I don't have l That shirts and I was like, Well,

right. You could have come in. You do standing guy stitch.

So you still have an open wound? Because this ain't no snitch. Unify needs stitches.

I

was actually pants, Lis. Um, so I really needed a pair of riches.

What? I did not snitch famously.

Snitches get Bridget.

What? It is good to be with your old Oh, time. It's good you didn't You didn't have parents because you were a liar. Liar. And those Those would have let right on.

Uh oh. I was just I mean, I was

so tired of being on level ground, I needed

to get in a ditch. Oh, of

course I couldn't snitch.

No, no. Yes, You needed to be d need to be about three feet under

snitches get ditches and I couldn't snitch. Yes, well, you had a You had a a very fire prone field that really needed a bunch of ditches. Absolutely. But you sacrifice your field immediately, burned all the soybeans, and

I He's doing soybean and leaving. Everybody knows it. I'm a soy man. Take it, man. Everybody that a lot of soy and my tits are I

don't think any song you have ever sang over the theme has ever been in more direct competition with with having the sound. It sounded too. It was confident

that get the engineer to pump up the theme song and our voice. Not that

I don't think so. We don't think we should do that. But anyway, thank you so much for to name their another episode of the teacher's lounge. I, of course, am Howard Butter personality

Levis. So everything's out about you. But your personnel,

it's Charlie. Seems like a nickname that was not given by the kids. That seems like a nickname you give to yourself. Way. See, you tried to make it look like Oh, my personalities, OK? Yeah. I just

want us to think you're hot. Are you pushing this nickname yourself?

I honestly it's the nicest one that anybody is giving me recently. So I'm gonna go with it because I'll take you know, when I was a kid, people said, you know, they said, you're a four, but your personality makes you an eight Isom. So Sally also afford Yeah, I guess so. Says in combination. The tea things are good. Eso you add it together? Yeah, that's how that's how it works, right? That's how you

get. They would say you're a four, but your personality makes you an eight. Yes. So they would didn't know how averages were.

I get. I guess I

don't. So yeah, people were bad at math. We're trying to insult you,

but I know that they didn't mean that is an insult today.

I don't know you because you're a butter personality, but I have also heard people calling you a margarine face.

I think it has

something to do with the they I've seen people drawing it. And it's a picture of March Simpson in a toilet.

Marjorie and I see my well. Your face does look like Marge Simpson in a toilet.

God, I can't believe I don't notice that it's a spitting image of margin of oil.

That one really hurts me honestly. But But, you know, I'll take butter personality of people who don't wanna want to throw that out. I appreciate that because even having a mildly decent personality is an upgrade for for me. So

how would we love you,

Howard? We love your buddy way. Love you. Moving on from your feelings on Todd Padre Theater. Fastest man in the West.

I think you miss reading. I think its fastest man to get wet.

That's OK, that's what it is. Yeah, I did the

have fallen in every pool at every party have ever been to

and puddle and get a screeched to a halt. When you fell about puddle outside the school, you have so many puddles it some. At a certain point, you became a pop culture figure for chivalry. People would throw you down to have their date walkover.

Oh, that's right, which you know, as a feminist, I was okay with local over me. Ladies, keep your shoes clean.

Well, that's when it

turned because you were obviously being aroused. Anytime ladies

feet walked on you. You also couldn't stay nice through the whole thing with lay down and have them walk all over you. And then you say, Oh, you're just gonna walk on my back?

Okay, Maybe next time, lose a few.

So yeah, See, there was the bad turn,

but as a feminist, uh, you know, I will lay myself down, let you walk all over me, ladies. Uh, so yeah, I guess I was mistreating that Padre theater. Fastest man to get

wet. My name is Sam. Weatherman. Soy boy soybeans. The most amazing product. The most amazing piece of soy is live future of annoying orders. OK, don't love

soy. You're not difficult in a Starbucks. Yes. So I will Will kier everything that is wrong with this world.

So is the future of absolutely there's Obviously soy milk is big, but you've been doing a lot of different soy substitute drinks other than soy mocha. Right? Get soy coca. Cole

got so I Cokie, I do soy milk shakes or having to in soy arrayed, which is like a sports drink I've noticed

that's a very milky heavy And you say do it warm

Oh, yeah. Clears hurdle model curdle up the soy milk and then drink it

when you're really hot and tired. I see. Yeah,

yeah, But you also I saw have you've come out with Ah, soy Soylent sits soI soI s.

I've also come out with soil. It's which is totally toilets

right now. Every time you flush that soy milk going through the

absolutely now I drove

around. I gotta do a little Ah, test drive of your soy car, huh? That thing almost got me to where I was going before it fell apart. That's right. Well, it does degrade as you're So the first mile was a nice comfy ride.

Pretty comfortable would have every

right, but the gophers got Teoh.

Yes, yes, all products Be careful. Guards to this gophers could smell soy like crazy. My fields air getting just ruined by underground gophers. Yeah, so bald These some of these air overground go. I

thought Rocky was a cartoon, but him and bold mink or there

I don't even know if he's, uh he's world before and and he was

like, No, never mind him. Get out of here.

Eso come get your soy Come down to the automotive class and come get your soy or take your test drive. Uh, not

test drive, but driving test. Uh, Sam Weather. Hello, Bill. Crave e basketball coach. Got a good team this year. Really? Sign?

You've never had a what? This year is pretty The

same team that you had for months.

You have good players this year, OK? But I'm not sure the team is doing that. Well,

well, I think

they're doing pretty well. We had to call last game. We gave in,

but at least it wasn't a Force

law. Exactly. We gave it,

chose to lose.

Well, I went out there. I told them I was like, next next inbounds, just off the white flag. So we put up the white flag, We we lowered our heads in, um, in shame to the other team, and we let him have it. You guys literally surrendered, right? We surrendered. When you have related their locker room and sort of get yes. Yes, they actually, they still have one of our boys, which we are. We're negotiating with them now. Now you're not supposed to negotiate with with. Well, way came out of the gate way. Don't negotiate with visitors because we're home. Their visitors, Of course. We don't negotiate with visitors. Um, and they said they sent us a tape. I know. They sent us a tape of them. You know, when you dribble real hard down or when you throw the ball down and you're angry and it just slams up in your face and make you look like an idiot, they had him do that one, too. And I was like, I cannot with this badge. Don't tell me they sent

you a video of them cutting off his jersey? Yes. Did they had him pull away his tear away pants? But let me tell you this. They weren't tear away pants. There is

little g. And did they cut? So they I think they made little sense. Say they've made his jeans and a tearaway jeans.

I think they made little. Also, uh,

I think you went a little too far when you assassinate Coach Solona.

Yeah. I think that was an overreach. the school expected retaliation but did not get clearance. I don't need to check in with anybody. You have schools before I kill their assistant. You have Turkey Was a bad man. Have to check in with Bill. Coach Soleimani was a bad man who coached a

lot of bad teams.

But we can't just go in. And murderer. I went in and I did what I had to do. He was a bad man. But you know what he's done to the JV team? He wouldn't let them protest. You made a run. Passers run, Gasser Bill,

Do you know what a Gasser is? It's a suicide,

but twice as many intervals. Yeah, 16 feet to the line. Then you in between the 23 point and 24. Thanks.

Terrible. Do those anymore. That's in the jihad. Go.

But I'll just tell you, we don't know. We do not.

You'll see. It reflected the vote. Reflected my but I'm just saying we do not me. I had to take him out. It reflected My boat will get your getting us into another out of their homes and vote for me for basketball team.

You're getting Pete. You're getting us into another expensive away game, Bill.

I guess you just want the away games to just run amok. Where's enough problems

at our home games? Bill, We don't need away game.

You're leaving fans over at the school? I am in our materialist coat. Thes away games are out of control. I'm gonna go over there. I'm gonna put somebody in charge that I can't tell them

what to serve in their concession stand. Bill. Yes, I can. No, you can't.

Is a disaster. You can't serve in talks. It's Todd's. These air fries. They served J those either Tots, fries, wedges? Well, three.

Well, all I'm saying is, if you're going to do this, you better not target the bathrooms or the bleachers. Okay, You cannot. I'm a big fan of

the bathroom. I am pro bathroom. Okay? I've always

been pro bathroom, but

Israel Wink, I I've always been pro bathroom, but you never know what to do between

the bathroom in the concession stand. No, I do not. Well, The bathroom strip is a very tough part. The

part of the bathroom where there's no toilet, no sinking drier. It's just it's kind of a vestibule.

vestibule, and I don't know who's, uh, who's any concessions, wants it back. So I went over there just to help, and you'll see it'll be reflected in the vote. You'll see. I just

don't think. I just don't think allowing people from both sides to live in that in that zone. We can't have a line form, you know,

Listen, everybody's got great ideas, but I'm the guy who is having to put him into play. Listen, I'll make mistakes. And this is November 2nd. Come on out. Vote for the new basketball coach for your position. It's very important.

We got a long ways to go and tough on visitors. Okay, I did notice that that visitors coming into our Jim now have a very rigorous screening process. They like it's it's not its it's really Teoh. What do you want me to do? I think them like the people who are home, who are we don't have a hope and you won't have treated like fans. Bill, that's all they are,

is

a public event. So let anyone in without a ticket. Not if they have anyone in a

way that is a good pitch, false

equivalency people aren't really coming in without tickets. They're all coming in doing. They're buying the tickets legally.

They're taking our stands there, taking a sands work empty? Yeah, the stairs, taking our stance. I want our fans and our stands there taking our stands. Foods are disgusting. Yeah. Have you seen literally

our fans? Obesity is a big problem with our faith.

Yeah. Yeah, It's a huge problem our fans have. The focus is all over the place.

Have you

heard the things that they're screaming at the visitors fans when they're here? It's really It's disgusting. Really? Yeah, you are. You're crying a culture of intolerance, and

I think this place apart.

Some of our fans are good. The fans on the Left Coast, in the right coast, they are looking for a little more out of their minds

out of their day. Listen, those are mine for the taken, and I'm gonna be voted basketball coach.

Is it true you didn't You want to go back to the fifties and get rid of the three point line?

Yes, I did make the three point line gone again. I've always said that and it's too big with my hats So I'm reworking the slogan. Make the three point on again, giving them tiny shorts and give me the Converse

is back. Well, the old slabs. No bills run for some elections before lunatic in the White

House, and he's a He's a winner

and they use a winner. There is, obviously, that did poorly. Everyone got assassinated

and I everybody guys

were really went to hell. Old slob.

I just think that there's a lot of issues with your platform Bill, and I'll tell you this center platform I've been

Well, I gotta be tall. I've been known to be a tall is carried it out there. So I put on my De Niro. Choose De Niro in the picture

You and Katrina.

I'm towering over

patina. I'll just say this Bill, I don't I've been known to jump into an election here, there, And if things don't start looking

what you lost to a damn docks,

it humiliating. Well, that was a different time, and I'm and I've grown out and then

you work through your head in the coach.

I'm saying there's not a lot else going on.

You are a billionaire. You should come on and bring your 1,000,000,000. I won't take it. Bring your shit. I wouldn't take

a dime from anybody else and I'll run. I might run for basketball coach when I was a kid.

Yeah. You did play with your clear when

I was a kid.

Um well, hey, I must I mentioned in here. Neither shapes up.

Yeah, I know. And I'll tell you this. I look at this as an opportunity to finally make my dad proud because he was not proud of me when I played when I was a kids. And maybe becoming a coaching and and making the team successful. Sort of.

Do you want to be a basketball

coach all of a sudden?

I saw you talking to some Russian guys last week. Why you all of a sudden entering this race? Who, Parness? Yeah, I started talking apart. I wasn't talking Finest harnesses looking artist had work done right. I think partisan knew

he was going to be in the public stage and he went toe work.

Yeah. Give me the Bushemi. Who is the most trusted American? Give me the Bush.

I don't anything. If you have evidence that I've been hanging out with Parness. It's not true. It's fake. It's fake news. Ah, and I don't think if it's pictures, they're fake. If it's emails

the doctor, you have money. You can coach the basketball team. I've been a coach for years. You don't understand how difficult I got things done. I get things

downward. I mean, you famously were the only player to get dumped 400 times.

I did get done

as a basketball

when you were a kid. Yeah. You know, it's just might not be. Your skin

will roll that tape. Don't. I will roll that. The debate.

I know you don't. That tape that tape is misleading.

Well, let's just save it for the many about

the debate about the basketball, Right? OK, save for the mini.

Um I mean, speaking of getting work done and all that things were going well with my play, I'm incorporating some of the technology from the Irishman, so I'm gonna be much younger in the play. Uh,

yeah. This is a lot you figured out to use that technology line.

Well, it's It's mostly make up stuff and instant bo talks and distance.

You have the audience really

far, far back Yeah, yeah. I mean

you. So far, there hasn't been a clear rendering, but there has been a lot of

you rehearsing with green balls all over your face.

Yeah. Yeah, well, I'm working. I'm working on that technology. You know what I'm doing? The whole, um, and the circus. I got great balls in my face,

and you said you get instant bow tox.

It's the boat talks.

That's every time before you walk out on stage. Doesn't take

it back backstage. You know? You know how they will do, Like the last minute powdering and all that they distort with talks in there? Yeah, a little. Uh, yeah.

You have heard that a soon as they put it in. U p it out. You just your body just reject

your body is so used to having toxins in it that it just gets rid of them immediately.

Yeah, it knows what to do. Um, computer boat talks, right. Um, but so now we've connected one of those little like stadium buddies to me, so I don't see the boat talks of that go off stage. The play,

I think, has used the

stadium enemy. That's an Emmy. I don't know.

It's great, cause you Well, you know when you're at the game and you need an animal. But, you know, you could be home for a few

hours. A classic story. We've all been through this hard

plastic chair and got my butt is backed up, right? I just need a hose

in there, but specifically is back on. Yes. So then you get the stadium enemy and, uh, which is our sponsor a

bunch of this week. The stadium enemy in your seat, but need some relief Take a share todo with the stadium and, um, I

e I think so. That

stays in focus. All that stays in and look forward to percentile. You'll know it when you hear. Stay. Yeah, yeah,

I just want by Had real quiet. Okay, We should tell him We should tell him who we were being quiet for. We should tell the audience were entous. The school was onto us. The school okay. Between you and us, we were not allowed to be doing this. Podcast just found out and so we

try to keep it quiet. We try

to record it off hours, but ah, school representative just walked by.

So if you're listening to podcast, we need you to advertise it. Tell your friends, but don't tell

him what it is because we can't let word get out.

Needs to be very like when you describe it, maybe you can tweet it, tweet it and and say and describe the show. But without really any real specifics, just like

sort of the feeling of the show whenever you describe it,

if you could just block braid in the lead. A V kid at school is kids were using all of the schools equipment, and he has been hounding for Is nowhere Up Our ass is about getting this equipment back. He's like, I'm trying to make a student film so that I can get into film school and it's like shut. Hey, buddy. Podcasting is not a film. We've just way hate this, but we've just sold his identity to the black market. Should run its course. Yeah, yeah, Hopefully he should be in debtor's prisons and prison off off the coast of Long Island and debtor's Prison. It's a real place, so it's sponsored by Long Island debtors debt and want to be free to bad long island dinners for

you. You have have you gone unpaid

effort at 24 hour fitness for the last four years, and you want to call it even. Spend two months a debtor's prison. You'll do work there, and they will pay off your debt for you. It's a cool place. Uh, it's just like a real prison. It

sucks to be there, but you won't owe people money at the end. And it's better than declaring

bankruptcy. And we're gonna be talking in these hushed tones over the next three minutes because we're nice and we're serious. This is actually, honestly, this is what I kind of wanted out of this episode. Just a nice, relaxing, quiet time. My buddies just, you know, maybe take a moment toe, just like breathe in, breathe out. Yeah, we do need to take a moment to chill out before we have a very tough election cycle. Yeah,

you know what, everybody? Let's all remember. Things seem to be tougher and crazier every day to take some time to just breathe. If you're sitting in traffic or your maybe been your scrolling through that phone, breathe a

little. Loosen up the shoulders. Yeah, Yeah, And just remember that none of it matters. Everything is gonna be fine. Your whole just the way you are. You don't need anything outside of yourself. Sometimes you're miserable. And that part's OK, too. And sometimes you want to burn it all down. That mark is also okay. Just do one minute of breathing in the morning and it will change your whole brain. That's all it takes. We do one minute of breathing every morning. And then we stopped for the

and I would say it has changed. Some of my

brain is died from holding my breath all day, but simply one minute of breathing in the morning. And that's all you need. Then

you can hold your breath for the other 23 hours and 59 minutes today. Just that one minute to check in with your own self. One minute of present

today could hold your fucking breath. You know what, guys? I think I have to take a piss. Can we take a little break? What's now? Break? Pisses What? We're calling breaks way. We have to take a piss. It's just a small break. Yeah, but I do have to pee during the piss, right? So

let's take a quick pit So you can be We'll

see you back here after a laborious break.

I haven't feel like there's gonna be a big energy shift Will be coming.

All right, folks, Thanks so much for sticking it out through the brake. Really appreciate it as always. Ah, and you know, we're really excited. Really appreciate it. We

know it's a long sit.

Sometimes it could be a long sitting. We appreciate you. Ah, you know, hitting the 32nd skip forward button on your iTunes. Ah, but yeah, we're really excited today.

I guess

we're excited. Honestly, I'm, uh yeah, here. She can't. She's coming way Got missing Mrs Glass here. She's been here every day this week, and we we decided to bring her into the lounge. Hi, Mrs Glass. How are you?

Where is my boy? Ah,

he's what? Its Ah, 1 p.m. So I think he was in fifth period.

Yeah, I don't know. Where did you see him last?

I saw him last 88 am this morning. He walked out of my house because you coaxed him with your with your witchcraft or whatever you do He got

on the bus? Sam Glass, your sons,

you know. So you knew you did

it. I do know that Sam got on the bus this morning because he does. Every day.

I'm writing this sense.

This is an evidence just

connecting Howard's face with a red string to bust.

Uh, Mrs Miss last. You do this pretty much every day. You

could not, my son every day.

It's not a kidnapping

of a public school.

Oh, whatever you want to call it Whatever you want to call Wild, Wild Country called whatever you want. But you're my son. Every day for 180 days out of the year. I mean, we know that's gonna

be tough for a mother, right? Who has grown up the 1st 4 years of their child's life? They have them out of themselves. Did you know that around four

years everybody knows everybody. You quite you get you get the hog up. You're a baby hog. Four years. You know my nickname for myself. You're like past me the baby baby hog like Jesus,

Mrs Glass connecting Bill's face to a heart A

school of red yard. Every day comes with a big school. This is

all a big conspiracy here in Hamilton County. You're taking all our boys, and you're saddled him up to do God knows what in this hellhole are

not doing anything, Miss Glass, I feel like this gets explained to you very frequently.

Yeah, just like you've

watched one cult documentary. And now you think that's what the school is? How did

you know eso? That's the thing to buy. Run. Thanks. I'm Bhagwan man. Okay, for at least you're not hog, I could be hogwash. I

was wondering who's the hog? One year, the Holocaust,

Mrs Glass way of trying

What is he right in instead of a Rolls Royce? My

You write down a big wave of mud A cool surfer

gonna school Hang bacon Hug Juan I want is

cool. But that

bank pig pen

look OK, Mrs Glad what? We have tried to explain this year in so many ways. You

are so out of breath

you face to face with me. When I said your name, every child of the majority of them goes to public or private school until they're 18 and then goes off to college were

fighting every day against that fucked up system you've got to lure in our kids in a big van. Speed, unmarked van. That's a school yellow on mark.

And with some

ah, little more public funding, we'll get it to say Hamilton High School right now.

Right in the open. They say Trump commits his crimes in the open. Your during the same.

Okay. This is not a

crime, Mrs Glass. I mean it little. I don't know how much clear we could make it. So what happens is every morning at eight o'clock, the school bus, it is not an unmarked van. It is a school bus. A very well known mode of transportation for Children that take them from their house to the school.

Take way. Wrong word.

Yeah, you can. You can have that word association word association isn't evidence. Okay, just cause I said take No, it's different.

Okay, Miss Glass putting a red line between take and steal. I don't know what that's going to send

an M column. Your son gets home every day at 3 45 He does, and and

he's all sorts of crazy. What is

different about him that you were indoctrinating him.

He comes, he stays in my house and he knows nothing. He comes back and he's talking about all sorts of stuff I've never told him about. He told he told me things about the world wars that I said. I didn't fill your mind with that crab. Are you getting this?

That's standard history

eyes. The kidnappers are giving him an education.

I don't know what the hell you call it. I don't know what you call you teaching him about his private parts and stuff.

Okay, Okay. You shouldn't. You should to Mr I would never. You gotta tell him about his private Mr Glass. It feels like you're a little bit

insecure that your son is getting smarter than you.

He's what?

He's learning things at school. This is not an unsafe place. We've all

learned through school. He now knows that when you simply disappear from your vision, you are gone for good.

And I didn't teach him that. Mrs. That Mrs Glass let me

ask you when

you

were from the ages of 5 to 18? Yes. Before four foreign. Your mom had mama after your mom hugged. Should what did what did you do? From the hours of 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. Every day. When you were five years old to 18.

I was privileged enough to not be kidnapped from my home every day. So I sat like a good and leg in my house. I waited for my parents to return home from work.

So you just sat at home. You

like an egg? That means you did nothing.

Yes, I did not think I know what you call not being kidnapped. The inverse of V kidnapped is doing nothing. Wow,

It sounds more like kidnapping than what's happening

in your

son. You set in the same spot.

I was chained to a wall.

OK, getting clear glass. And we know this story. We know this is what we've been through. This,

you know,

because Miss Glass, you're always yelling about

it when people start questioning you on. Why do you think this You talk about you know, you were roomed. Your you were movie room

movie room.

Like the movie room is what?

That's a movie. I've shown my son time and time again. I said, This is good.

I'll show him that because it's A. It's a that's a tough

movie for a child.

Instead of showing in that movie you should be talking to about his private

e. I would never should boys

be as confused as I was when I had him.

But now we know you're married to Mr Glass. Uh, you know, he is also leaving the house for 9 to 10 hours a day. He works at that construction site,

which is very dangerous for him. Very, very dangerous. And then at night, he hosts a radio show.

Yes. And you Okay, I'm sorry. My I'll complain about the second kidnapping having in my life, which is this construction company that kidnaps to my husband for months at a time to bend homes. His radio deejay job. They kidnapped him between the hours of 10. PM and three U S.

So he isn't makes

between Mr Glass from that movie and ira glass.

You know,

Mr Glass from, uh, breaking

shammalah. He's got very brittle bones.

So he's Sam Jackson in a wheelchair. And Ira glass. Your husband is?

Yes. I think your life may just be crazy.

It's so crazy to stay at home chained to a wall And yet it's not crazy to pick up a hole or two kids and a shovel them through various crazy obstacles at school. Math, science, reading

the whole subjects. Mrs. Glass, Look, we're not going to convince you that we're not kidnapping them, But we do have to tell you, you've got to stop sending them to school with little, like shivs in his lunch to try to escape. Yeah, I have

all the tools possible. Escape.

Well, look, he shift the kid a couple days ago, right? Yeah. I told

them to get in a single file, a lot line, and he put me in a figure four.

Good. Your brain washing up stand in a certain shape. He doesn't know shapes. Least I haven't. Auto.

He does know shapes in

three shape of his private is long and straight. Mrs Guy does that shape long and straight and skinny. Very dear. No shape, huh? Do you know shaped peg egg? Like knowing the word exit knowing shape, I guess. Heart. Okay. Those are things that have, you know, has

to do with the eating and a for keeping it

changed. Panko. Okay. No, no

heart shapes. Really. Their objects. But, Mrs Glass, you have to understand the matter. I know this is We

have to You have to, Because if you don't understand this, your son is never gonna learn

about your son. I don't know how, but your son is incredibly gifted. Okay? He and he is in the 95th percentile in math reading. Ah, and all sciences. He's doing incredibly well. Yeah, he's

this really quickly. Have you guys gone to

my tile store percentile?

Absolutely. Is it been good, or is there enough tile for your job? Usually can only usually get about 75% of what I need. I ever quite have

a full stop. Okay, Okay. So make give them the full order. Yeah,

a percent. It shouldn't be a percent of

I love the name. What it is, you know, 100 percentile. I could is right now. It's

only 65th percentile. Right. Okay, so that's part of the names. Yeah.

What? What I'm trying to say Miss glasses is you are the only thing standing in the way between your son being, um, like you a shut in. Who is frustrated by everything. Uh, you see your energy said the

body was through a Rubik's Cube

and hit it off My four.

How is that utilization queue? About your squares? Yes. Okay. Square like sugar,

please. That's only tell you your

X squared were like ships. You put sugar on top of your own head askew, sit like an egg and you eat your hair. What are you watching?

Me and my son, you know, Breakfast

your hair. All right, look, Mrs Glass, I am so sorry. The trauma you've suffered for your entire life of being chained. Teoh. What's the word like in Black Snake Moan? Another same Jackson movie, but is devastating. It's very devastating. Yeah, but we are now. We now know that that happened, and we're trying to move forward with U

s. So give me my sign

back. You know what you can have? Yeah, but why don't you go to the office now? They'll call him down. You can take him home.

You can see that he's not captive here. He's just attending.

Well, let's not. Let's not let you just take him away just yet. Using the use in the play I'm working on right

now and I'm scared of what would happen if we honestly if let Sam go home. I'm scared of what would happen to this. Just

I feel every morning when the bus comes, kidnap amigo, I say to myself in the mirror, I say, I'm scared about what's gonna happen to him today.

I'll tell you. The more you talk about, the more it does sound like were kidnapped.

Yeah, I need him to

bring up the great average for the team.

You need hip. You you've put him in a play. He has to play your little sick games, your little sexual, your sexual role

playing. Have you seen Todd's place? 66 sexual plays is what you're calling it. Teddy. It's it's It's

a playoff of Ah, sic semper tyrannis. The

leg sexual to Rancic sexual trim. And it's about a dinosaur. It's

a dinosaur that kills Lincoln. Uh, Abraham Lincoln, you must know. Look at the penny. They look at that right there.

Yeah, pterodactyl. Wilkes Booth said it.

Oh, him. I know

it is interesting to do that. As we know from last week, Abe Lincoln is actually back, and he's actually pretty

well know. Abe Lincoln's back played on the basketball team. How did that happen again? Time troll

time travel. But anyway, we don't need to get into it. It's a lot of passing the

missus glass. Um, what would you say to maybe enrolling in school here and just seeing what it's like for your son? Because you've never you never gone through a school program? Critical, dear,

this is really good crazy idea. And maybe, why don't you just roll

your or be

a teacher's assistant? We need those as well.

You want me to help you kidnapped kids

in a way, if that if unders.

If your method of understanding is calling it that and we get you here to see what's actually going on, I think that's a

queer tired of you and that all the people from that Facebook group you're in showing up at school and trying to find your care. The resistance. Yeah, you

and resist. Maybe Mrs Glasses got a point. Maybe we

need some, like outside oversight, you know? I mean, we're the only ones who think what we're right. There's There's no like checks and balances for

Yeah, maybe we need you

here to be like, you know, everything is about

about that. How about this? Tomorrow morning when Sam goes to get on the bus, why don't you

get me? I don't take the bus. I run to work. But

why don't you just ahead exactly seeing

cars, You definitely don't get on the bus and drag a dummy that stress like you on and try to make it run like No, that's me running. Yeah, Very promise. Yeah, I'm

just about this. But Miss Glass, why don't you get on the bus with your son tomorrow? You come into school and you can follow him for a full day. We'll let you shadow your shadow and guess what? I

think you're gonna learn a little bit about your privates.

No, I don't want Teoh. I don't

understand how you've gotten through your life not knowing a thing about your privates, cause I

Whether you know what they are, you know they're going to touch something,

and you're gonna be what is that

way? Although seven period, private and, ah, lot of people are trying to get us to cancel that class. But

now what's the last pick? It all you want? It's the last thing we have. Kids do every day before they go

home from school. That's right. You let's look

at private. Every kid in the school looks a private right, and then we send them into the world.

Yeah, it's crazy. You do that a practical lesson.

It's incredibly practical.

We'll be able to use video.

You know, the condom over the banana, right?

We use a cadaver. Yes. Sometimes we'll do

banana over your dick. Peter Peel, Peel A

few over would do plovers. I'm starting to think that I am going to join the resistance we need like the word. Think about it. We put the kids in class. We tell him not to talk. We make them ask if they can go to the bath. Can Can't,

can't to his gun.

You send them to school

with so much

I don't like your homemade gum by the why. It's too airy.

Excuse me. That's what Nice.

I'm not sure it's gonna I'm It might just be little

balls of hair.

My baby, my son deserves she did. If iwas

I guess everyone deserves to do whatever they want.

All right. Well, the first resistance meeting in the next one

moment. Every night okay. And it's in my basement,

OK, I'll be there.

Way Don't have to wear chain, huh? We don't have to go in your basement and wear a chain.

Well, yeah, I don't want you leaving in the middle of the meeting

about on. Okay. What do we learn down there?

What do you learn? Yeah, well, we learned all the conspiracy is going on

in this district. Okay. So can can

you

tell me what? You came in here eating an

apple and you ate it all?

Yeah, Course.

Where? Where is that apple right now? Yeah, it's gone.

I guess it's my neck. One report. Teach everybody. Okay? I'm just

like testing your permanent between apple and neck as

a

biology teacher. I'll tell you what, You actually not where the

already. I had an apple in the next picture. Just right there in your little

dude. It knows everything's a clue,

right? And this is the biggest board I've ever seen. There's a picture of what I

would

say everything. That is a picture. You have a picture of everything on this board. Well, it's not really complement its it's I'm just as a biology teacher. I will tell you that That you eating that apple? The apple is not in your neck. It goes down.

I don't know.

There's a hurt, Nate. Her neck does look like a snake's body. Right now it is like there's a big protruding apple

shape. But I think that my

sorry to deny you sorry to me. She looks exactly like a snake. Okay, say sorry, Howard. Good luck. Now what? That a true

unusual. No

way. You white how we're big ball. How you think Chapel with my

dick. If interrogator bigger quotes. If in this universe biology is the same as it is Ah, everywhere else. That that apple travels down your esophagus into your stomach where it's broken down by your your sort of stomachs. Acids. Okay,

well, really. Apple goes to where the babies are.

Okay, then why aren't they fighting?

What did the baby fighting for? The

You don't have babies inside of you right now. Okay?

Yeah, because the apple aided with the hell you talking

defense of our believe life gives a conception

big time kidnapper over.

Wait. No, no, no, no. I'm just giving you the biology of how your body works. Okay.

Red line from Howard to biology, you

know? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Word I would love with our best. A conspiracy board. Yeah. Yeah, I'm putting connecting myself to biology. That hog immediately. Well,

one, right? No, Guan. What else we

got? Who are his followers? Piglets.

I guess so. Probably. He probably cause the piglets.

That's trying. I'm just trying.

Teoh, explain Teoh in the simplest terms how you're wrong. Uh, it's just that there so much else going on than just an apple. You eat it and it goes into your neck. There's so much a lot of things happen that you don't see is the thing I'm trying to say

No. Okay, I see.

Well, I saw you going pretty mad outside the cineplex the other day. What was happening? They're going mad. Going.

You're going mad outside the cineplex? Well,

he took all my ideas.

Get your ideas.

They don't know my thoughts. I said, that's my idea.

This I can relate to. I've always saying that when I said I'm with Mrs Glass Howard. Babies don't get eaten by apples in your stomach.

I never

said what

and movies are always taken. Me and Mrs glasses Idea.

I thought this is robbery. So highway robbery took room. Hello?

Hello? You You were kidnapped for a while.

Not that knocked, my dear

door. You're not

my idea,

Dio Howard, I'm gonna chain myself to this wall here with Mrs Glass. I

think she has some kind of crazy brainwashing technique on you

guys. A Ziff? You're not doing that to my boy.

Yeah. You trying to teach her boy all about your, by the way? Liberal, Uh, private

by the talking about your role reverence. You need to have ah, less slanted privates class. What are you talking point? You're probably a little left. Yeah,

I've seen it yet.

It did. Curves left your private.

And there's good arguments on both sides. You know, some people, some people have private parson people. Some people don't wish to acknowledge them. And you should You should honor both of

Are you said you can put your private anywhere. I did not say that. That's what your Yes. You dio you back. I never

said that you could put your private anywhere. That those words never came.

I bet Mrs Glass. That's disgusting. Training myself to the radio. No, I

never said those words. There's never those words have never come out of my mouth. I've never put my privates on anything or in anything

a minute, Your privates Lee and left. What does that

mean? You're saying my privates lean left. What is that

reading My balls

Believe in trickle down economics. You

my people even trickle down.

Same idea. Same idea. U P at the top of the pants, but it makes it all the way.

Radio was a genius.

That's right. Alright, well, our state resistance now It was good arguments on both sides.

So what? You teaching

your privates class and we'll see if it leans left.

I don't teach anything. I

I know rules. No, I know the whole thing is regulated. It's

it's information. It's not. There is no slam. There's no bias.

Have someone. My son comes home and he's like, Why, Mom? I learned how toe I learned how to take good care of my hair, and I said, That's that's messed up. You have not take care of yourself. High

second period here, Close

hair saying Feli. The vote went through way, got rid of music on and

we got we got rid of some of math for him. Private.

I go in there to show what really hair looks like. I have really long hair that grows If I lead and it's green and Apache. Yes,

Mrs. So, Mrs Glass, we've got an argument on Howard side. He teaches nothing. What would you teach in privates class?

I would say everybody is allowed to know nothing. Wow, The freedom to know nothing is right. We don't exercise

it up. Libertarian, if you're If you're dig, wants to take drugs, let it. Who's not up to me

and I will go hard. So you needed going to know what that is. I this

private getting out the handcuffs.

Thank you.

Radiator is hot way believe. What do we believe? I hate the school. I believe they're kidnapping our Children. What do we want instead? Way

Want it? What we want, how we want it now.

Nothing. No way. No stone,

No. I feel like this is a bad way forward for for the kids in this world of

killing yourself, Howard On air?

No. Right now. No,

actually, that's a good idea

that I'm not gonna fall for this again.

Christie and Howard do Chris now,

I will never kill myself. I'm not

the odds in Vegas say otherwise. Vegas's biggest says you're going to shoot yourself in the head by end of day. Refused. Todo de bet against it.

Better get into against it, kids. If you want to make money. Okay, Uh, bet against. I'm not going to kill myself, okay?

With Mrs Glass, that's actually a really good idea.

Finally, some sense.

All right, The resistance wise. Are we making signs? How are we getting the word out about this?

I say everyone does whatever they want. You don't

so really quickly. I want our resistance. Well, actually, I

want our resistance to be as spread, possibly ideals wise. So a lot of us are resisting the kidnapping of Children. And a few less are Yeah, resisting. Ah, left leaning

with driver clothes.

And I'm resisting vegetables in school. All right, so we don't have a clear message. That's good.

If you believe in nothing, you could stand for everything.

That's ah, Gandhi.

Uh who?

Yeah, we're just testing. We keep saying this word to see if somebody knows

way. Don't You almost got it out. Although I think I want God. What is that saying that I e I feel

like we're going down a really dark path.

You're going down a dark path.

No, we're all included in this. In fact, I think I'm the only one who's headed towards the light. It feels like you guys are headed into the rial. Some real darkness here. Okay. In fact, literally. You're agreeing to go into Mrs Glasses basement and handcuff yourselves to a radiator wall. Where the hell's

down? So different from school? Howard, you You said

that your privates class hasn't your privates haven't changed position in over 40 years. Is that true?

You have to adapt with the times. Your privacy

do you need to change their position? You got you got to give a little shake out. You know, it's

a very different landscape down there than it was 40

years ago. You can't say the same things to your privacy because have 40 years.

That's absolutely right. You can call your privates the names you called it.

I've never said it. I don't care how you What evidence you say you have. I've never said anything.

Way got him. They There's a tape of

me saying something bad about my private.

Yeah, but don't hit any of the late night hosts, but did last week.

I have to do with another tape of me. Yep. Okay. Geez.

Don't have, You

know, denial is there are first on air deny because he scanned for first tonight. No, they could

play it. We can play the I'm not scared. Of what? I

have not got scared of what I said. I'm scared. I'm

not scared. Let's play it.

Wow, Dick, Uh, I think you deserve more than

that. That was one of our ideals. Well, you did. Do you believe that? Uh, you know, my privates

class leans right?

Oh, so you do.

But I'm part of the resistance.

This is gonna be

Oh, I believe in everything.

What is he supposed to do on the tape?

You know,

I'll shut. Just play the next. What happened? Is there more Well, that exists? I don't know. Do you want todo play?

But there's so much homeless. I hate

this. You know where you change racing? I have changed. Like Elizabeth Warren. Oh, I

guess when I was younger, I had some pretty, uh some pretty bad ideas about

you. Did you attend a school?

I was home schooled.

You are only child. Big judgment from Miss Glass School from that's E. I

was home schooled. I was I was sheltered my parents, My parents were obviously, you know, wealthy and ah ah, well known notable family

with his mother's names. 501 If they give you any clues, Mrs

Foveaux, she's I'm a member of the Levi's family. Three genes, yes, on. And my family indoctrinated me with some pretty harsh ideals, you know, and maybe Okay, I'll admit it. My, my privates class does currently lean left because when I was so young, when I was young, I was such a reaction of I was such a little dirtbag. Okay, when I was a kid, I said things that I hated about privates. About what song? That's secrets out, Guys. Weaknesses. Teenage dirtbag is about Howard Levis

e Levi's jeans. That was weakness, you know that? Yes, right, That's what it is. I don't know. First way should have known we there was already teenage dirtbag line to weed

that I couldn't even when I when I know it's song that Avandia's I connected conspiracy.

You've got American woman. But that streak is you don't know where to connect.

I, Lenny Kravitz originally right there who is

originally. Now, I have a question

for you because I am fully in on the resistance. I'm going to quit school as a teacher.

What are we going to do with your

son when we're not all in school?

You can keep your hands off. Okay, to he'll join me looking at the wall in my house. Okay. What

a sad existence.

I'm sorry. Your own school, Your parents certified teachers?

Uh, well, no,

they neither was my wall. So it looks like we're not so different after

you did two years

of looking at the wall. That was a big class. Your parents top? Yeah, I did.

I took the ice that

you're looking at the world. Would you get looking in the water? Failed it Deepmind

where you can look it up the floor. Yeah, because the floor had carpet a cool design. Yeah, you're telling Where is this? Actually, they could be smarter. You can You should carpet Todd. I feel like I'm

really getting fucking kicked all around the last couple of

all you have to do is agree with everyone about

teaching school. Like I do agree with everybody. And then it's all easier.

Life is way easier if you just agree with whatever the loudest person in

the most recent thing or the loudest.

Thank you, Mrs Welter

weight that will. That will. Ah, jam of philosophy, I guess. Weaken Nugget, Get the hell out of here.

Finally, release everybody from this Hell, you haven't

been kept here, by the way.

Oh, you could have

walked out at any moment.

Really? Like if I get out of this wheelie church that just got a snap me back down?

I think so.

I don't think so. Just because your legs seem very weak. But this year one

I don't walk places. I said

you have tied a red string from you to the wheelie chair.

Yeah, maybe that will keep you. It's got its It's after hearing what? So you're part of your own conspiracy now,

everybody just part of it.

I'm excited to talk more at the meeting tonight. I will see you at your basement eyes. If you bring your own food.

B Y coach

B Y o chains. Also, you bring. I

don't want to run out.

Okay? Well, days I I'd say we're glad. We're glad to have you here, Miss Glass. But honestly, I'm scared of what this is done to my buddies here, Uh,

were foreign. Dude,

we're fine. I can be friends with somebody who believes different things that

you would be friends with. Someone who's crazy. There's, like, their friends with you. Just

a I'm not crazy, Mrs Glass. I'm the most sane person in the room. Is your Penis point left has nothing to do with vandal capacity. It has everything to do with which hand I masturbate with. I don't know why

does my important

you defeat? I need to be a brain science. Do that,

Miss Glass, I say science. You should probably head to see Hall and grab your son at a class because I think it's what's best for him. And what's best for everyone is to get you out of the environment.

Finally. Thank you. Let's

all go. Let's all go. Thank you, guys. So let's all go break some kids out of here.

That's not OK. Well, everybody, thank you so much for listening today,

Siri, Play thin Lizzy. Jailbreak!

Okay, don't I? Don't think way.

Oh, yeah, They wrote the toy story. Boys are back town.

Siri, play highway to Hell

Way Don't need to play all these songs

of Siri Play Weakest discography wrote American woman Let's see what your cue up that that video

where his Penis comes out of his pants. Okay, All right.

He got to use your privates class.

That's Larry. Let's check on Let's check on all this and maybe check in on it next week or not, But until then,