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s09e21

Saytan with Ms. Zig (Amanda Lund)

Originally aired: February 5, 2020

The Teachers discuss Sam's special "You Might Be a Soy Boy,"The Jannys and getting on dating apps. Later, conflict mediation club director Ms. Zig (Amanda Lund) stops by to help The Teachers work through their issues.

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dig it. I got my

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coffee. I didn't even poured my coffee. I guess I'll do an episode without coffee. Um uh, wait. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Teacher's Lounge. The first, best and only podcast pertained issues relevant to the Hamilton High School community. I, of course am Howard, not my draws. Levis, your biology teacher. Uh, here are my buddies.

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It was because, uh, you drew something pretty affection offensive and Pictionary. And then you tried to take it back.

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I'll tell you right now, it was a

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someone, your whole notebook. Know what? Not my draws. Who found that someone found your whole Pictionary notebook? How you're in trouble.

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Well, everybody, when you play Pictionary, you bring your own pad and you put all your drawings and one because then at the end of it, you have sort of ah ah, collection of all your work. And you can you could maybe put it in a gallery or some like that. So I do have a notebook that I always use for Pictionary. Somebody found that? Yeah, denying. And I'll do it again. That's not mine. That is in mind.

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Those going ago That's from our side gallery.

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Yeah. Oh, fart side.

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Okay, Yeah. I have issues of drawing people with proper proportions. Okay. Yeah, I put little heads to approach. Yeah.

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So you are

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trying it on them, rapper, but yes, yes, I'm trying

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trying hard, and it's coming out like Gary Larson's farsighted. Here's the

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thing. I know how to draw circles and rectangles. Those are the two shapes that I make. I can draw anything that is made up of those two shapes. Okay? And that's the That's just the way that I do things. And it's a bummer that you guys air put me on blast Well, on the podcast waken You can answer this after we finish up with your Pictionary notebook. But this was also your defense after there was a man found murdered with some underwear near him. Yeah, Neary's were These were not. Your draw

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wears had your fingerprints all over

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right. But while in my underwear would Mike draws as they say, Be so close to this committee. I

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wasn't arrest. I was way. If

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you're listening to go and play this back, Bill did not speak for the 1st 3 minutes, and then decided to change the thing that draws meant. But unfortunately he was doing for those three minutes later German,

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I was thinking, Remember Sam, Weatherman, recent soy

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boy. That's right. The soy farm is thriving. Nothing but say tan today breakfast, lunch and dinner Say tan fake chicken.

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So no se tan tan, Uh,

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not to be confused with the yells of up yells or what I say when somebody taking my picture say,

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10. You always say tan with cheese because I don't like

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cheese. I'm lactose intolerant. So

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you like a big open mouth smile Because

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even saying cheese, I'm so lactose intolerant. If

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you're listening at home right now, take a picture of yourself a selfie or a mirror pick

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saying tasing. Best say tan

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plays actually choose not to send a Satan photos.

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Well, send us your Satan

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photo. Send us your say tan photos of you cooking meatless chicken, whatever. They intend us. You saying tan?

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Yeah, three little video clip,

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because I'm a soy boy.

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We need two out of three for the soy boy. Just any two of the three se tan option.

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Yeah, because of this soy boy thing. Really taking off I do have a calendar coming out this year. The 12 months of soy boys. That's right. If you'd like to be in that calendar again, submit your Ah, you're safe,

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Tan. You say you have to be a vegetarian or

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you have to look like a vegetarian. Okay, So thin. I don't have you. While I don't know whatever vegetarian looks like, we're gonna be

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decided. Really? Making a weird face at me.

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Well, a solitary and really

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Okay, Yeah. Asking if there's anything else on the menu.

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That's right. You have to be returning something on and saying that this has product in an animal, Of course. Animal. So, uh, yeah, soy boys really left to return and make difficulty.

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Uh, what the counter is, it's people you pictures of you doing those things. 12

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months of soy boys so you can be submitting right now. There is 12 placeholders of me, of course, working in the field.

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You love to get 11 other

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squeezing into a coffee. I would love to get 12 others. I don't want to be,

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you know, want to be in I

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know what I'm hideous. You don't wanna be in this thing But if nothing, if there's no other options, it's gonna be

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me. Have you opened the submissions up for the students?

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Not yet. No, this is the big announcement.

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OK? Oh, wow. Your first guys says you can. You yourself can be a soy boy.

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Oh, yeah. Wow. Yeah. And if you eat

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enough soy or participate in the soy lifestyle Enough, you're a soy boy. Even if you're a girl.

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Okay. So sorry, boys. Could be girls. Absolutely. Okay, You don't call

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them soy girls. He's still a soy boy. That a boy? Well, yeah, it doesn't roll off eso a girl sounds bad. Yeah, not funny. No soar, boys. A lifestyle more than anything. I mean, you could be in a URL girl, which is a girl who drinks Earl Grey Tea sand, soy sand. So I because if

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you put soy into a gray years, you're a soy boy. Also look up from an ex comedy special. You might be a soy boy. No Oiler. I hear it, leader.

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Pretty self deprecating. So if you prefer food

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out of a pod, you might be a soy

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boy. Bills hurt zone lack. That's eyes One of my favorite eso

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No more spoilers. No more spoilers. But there's a whole bunch more. It'll be a 15 special

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coming up. You okay? Are our If you would also see what we've seen utterly cut. And this one,

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Honestly, I think you should cut it out because it's sort of it's a different thing. But he states, if you

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will use with

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yeah, yeah, you are referring to yourself in Spanish. You might be a soy boy.

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That's right. That's right. That one is wrong, but it's still funny. Is

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it wrong? What's out

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about the right soy? Oh, that That was not the right one. Howard fucked that up. That one is a I think

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you should broaden out the game. You're special because I

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think I

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might be too hard.

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Oh, it's too hard

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to come up with. I think it's

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too. It's just it be to repay

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it. Yeah, that's the most

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important part of the joke right there, By the way,

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you can figure it out after they say, If you delete it, it s so if you are a product is mostly subsidized by the US government,

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you might be a soy

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born after the product if

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your product That's right. Well, don't waste the whole special. Now they've got to pay for Howard. Do one rial went

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do one rial. One. Okay. Hit the If you

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if you,

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uh, get, uh, get beat up by, uh, people who, like, uh,

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Karas. Um, you might be a soy boy. Wait. That was the closer That way, with all the arms and boiler lets you know it's natural. He company verbatim from on your if

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obviously out 20 minutes before the you

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you were

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were out of

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it is a lot of having a high, you

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know? Well, the rift

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is what it is. What makes you know that it's fresh, right? Right. You know

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who else is here? Bill? Crave ease here. Um, I am coaching the basketball

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team. Things were going good. Um, what What else is happening

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with you? Yeah. You're running for your running for the coach. Is that what it is?

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That why you're running for basketball, coach? Assistant coach Sulamani? That's right. I assassinated assisted Kinsella. Money had to be dealt with. You're on the verge of pulling me into the race for basketball coach, even though I've never had any experience do well. You're a billionaire, and you care, and you can afford you've been blanketing the town with ads

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was German. If you want to know what's gonna happen in our next four episodes, go back a few seasons. Listen to the lunatic in the White House season. We're doing the same thing with different specific thing, but it's basketball instead of White House. Yes, you know where we're going, but we're doing it anyway. The

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slobs will

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be happy that they can take their foot off the gas lies on. We are doing a story line again, but with slightly new size needed. Needed to know that.

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Yeah, and it feels slightly heightened because we ourselves are

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possibly at war. Thes the source material feels more heightened. And

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where your two later and things air year to Worse?

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Yes, exactly. So of course, Howard has been blanketing the town with ads that he pays for with his family's money. And And I have a question for you, Howard. Do you think it

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should just be because you have money? You get to run for basketball? Coach eyes, that privilege. I mean, you could say that it's privilege that I was able to jump into the race. But that doesn't mean that my ideas should be disqualified.

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But do you have never had a basketball bought for you by

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a private interest? No, not once. Building. Nobody's ever gifted me a basketball. Not ever.

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What? You're fucking basketball rack Looks like. Held those balls air. Beat the fuck up. I got the nicest balls. And yes, I'm gonna give rolling a kickback. If I get coach again, I'm gonna be like, Yes, you can supply the team. We will need balls. Me? I don't understand. What? My balls.

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Air grassroots. My brat. My, I've found everything. Every every dollar I've ever made.

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You don't have those beautiful Rawlings basket.

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And by the way, I think it's interesting that Wilson refuses to endorse you.

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Very interesting. You had to get a baseball brand to make your basketballs.

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Yeah, So what? Listen, I have actual Gatorade. You have salt water. You just give people sailing

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salute with natural flavoring. You squeeze a lemon in there,

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you pay. It is I've tasted it. I don't know if you

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noticed I've infiltrated your campaign. I am. Of course I've noticed. You did not notice that was May. I took pictures

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of you, Bill.

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There's times of black and white photos

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of you breaking into my campaign offices,

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long lens coaching, coaching me todo you from the top of the grocery store. But don't be the photos right here. Play me the sound, Jeanne. That's going about their normal day. Long limbs could change change in black and white.

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you

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Oh, you got me. You didn't Even you got me at my daughter's recital.

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Had no idea when you were going to break the law Bill. I followed you for a full week.

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Just because I sat next to

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big paper. Who supplies the thing? We were ripped through the beginning of the game. Literally. Big paper. Yeah, the lined paper.

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How did you know? Why, Bishop, how did you not get suspicious of all these photos in these? Someone is always doing something to notify. They're putting a flower in your pocket. Putting a big hat on your head, saying they're marking is who to take the photo of. It's It's an obvious photo center.

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So wait every time you don't even tell the the photographer who I am your like I'm gonna put a big hat on here. Is

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that why I got that all

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some big, huge hat? I send somebody else to pay a street

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game with you every single time I need to take a picture. So when you're doing three card Monte, that's when the guy puts his head on your hat. That's because he's showing a photographer that it's you.

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Oh, so I was wondering why

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I keep getting these big, huge jackets that mark me clearly. Well, it's long lens coaching Gucci. You thought

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it You thought it was crazy that somebody walked up to you with a jacket that said, This is the guy

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Bill Gravy on the back. I thought it was like

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a new G Q thing. You know, like the style Was that Go? It's not. It's me, Bill, and I'll tell you this. I think this is a much more intriguing story that Mueller to thicken the lighthouse.

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It's got better legs, really. I think it's got better legs and lose, but slobs feel free to compare and contrast. Let's get side by sides of the story lines and see where they break up on where they are similar.

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Well, this is very dramatic. This is I mean, it's the new Watergate, for sure. With these coaching Guccis of use

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catching a long lead. You guys,

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Now you know exactly what I'm talking about. You a little bit more. Someone takes

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a picture and it sounds like someone enters an old business.

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Yeah, Or open the cash register.

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Yeah, I think. Yeah, way Don't even talk about this anymore. Now let's happen for you this week. Todd

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Todd, Padre Theater teacher, director, writer, feminist Ah, Big week for May, Obviously. Well, it's been a tough month. I got snubbed at the Oscars, Um, snubbed with SAG awards. Um, I swept the Razzies yet again. Um,

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every category, every category. When you also where pain

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was the janitor threats as I swept there. As is, Let's not forget, I'll tell you, there's nothing more humiliating sweeping your own. Fill your awards seeing your own films up on the screen as people are booing and Thrones.

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Well, there were people there to heckle you about your sleeping as well. You got the Razzie for sleep.

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I got the reservoir sweeping, created the award during

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or the Janney. What do they call it?

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You know you awarded. He got the Janney.

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I got the Janet. Well, I got a lifetime achievement award. Our lifetime Nana treatment award. Wow. Dirtiest mop bucket hurt his mop bucket. Uh uh.

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And I say it's interesting, though. Todd, you can dispute this that I know you're going to, but they can't say that they included previous work at Burger

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King and correct on the dirty is my bucket's correct big you. How

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did you go? It just how did

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you win? Both dirtiest mop bucket and least square footage mopped in career

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I use on Leetmaa. You mopped what was smaller than the head of the mob, which means you, which is, like, different on top of the senior

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saying had the bucket gets so dirty if I'm not being such a small amount of space,

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exactly what I'm asking type

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and we know the answer is you wash your hair.

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You had a clean bucket. Well,

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washing your hair, dipping upside down, doing a headstand, sticking your head in that squeeze. Just squeeze in your head and to clean it out.

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I've seen you

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Yeah, it's a quick dry. If you need to watch your hair and I have time to blow dry and all that stuff. Just thing is when he what? When

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he when he puts the big caution went head, um, sign on top of his

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head yet somehow bythe piece of that. But, you

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know, you put up the signs on I want This is a public service announcement for everybody. It does not make you free from litigation on old lady. Slipped on my head and broke her hip. And now I'm in court.

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I start counter suing her for jumping on your right. Yeah, I've got

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to share with it for a head jumping, so it's gonna be a lot

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of thistles.

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Might be a too close to call here. They're calling this a too close to call because she definitely did ahead jump. Well, there, actually

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the judges bringing in a ref. Yes, it's the church isn't sure how to litigate, so they're looking to call it.

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Well, I heard that Tide

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is going to try to stick his neck out at the very end to win

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photo, finish ge long lens, but finish of the court and I don't you know we're talking about I don't know. I don't either. But you swept the

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Razzies. You what? You swept the Janney's or you lost everything in the Jenny.

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I got the lifetime dis Achievement award on Achievement Award of the Chinese, then lost everything else last night. Lost cleanest floor lost, least upsetting for Children to be around. You won that loose upsetting for Children. Baron Mustache. Oh, just get spent. One man mustache like Madonna is the Madonna of the Bonneau. But, I mean, he is a rock star. He played the Janney

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Oh, mustache Jenny Well played. We, of course, mean clean.

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He came in the out

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in that tiny Zamboni that doesn't big

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floor wax and wane talkies and body. I always thought it was a Waxer. No sign of eyes. It Zamboni is that

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came off the end of the line. Wrong

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gets cheap and he rides him around. The crystal mustache is he's a lot like CIA. His mustache covers his whole face that no one knows who looks. That's

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gorge. And it starts up around for a little rings. Forehand Just below the hairline, the mustache begins.

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Have you have you guys ever accidentally called that banks to his face?

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Oh, no. You didn't know that we we were chipped. I said, like your banks and he

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beat my ass. Yes. Yeah, I got killed. No, I mean,

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I heard he swept you

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up into a dust pan dumped in the trash. Yeah. Yeah. My biggest fear. Getting stuck in a trash can happened along

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you put you into one of those trash skins that's open only outside open only.

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Yeah. Yeah, that sucked. Damn. Well, not

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as much as the vacuum that sucked you up out of the trash can.

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Yeah, that was tough. It every second. That was tough.

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It was weird that they couldn't

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just use hands or a claw or some sort of lifting. They had to vacuum you out.

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Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people they said, don't want to touch him.

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Well, they had to use one of those sort of warehouse vacuums. Suck up shopping, shot. I was thinking bigger. Like a packing peanuts. Yeah, It looks like a big elephant elephant trunk that they go out. You went straight up into the roof like one type of

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end light. Yeah, like the kid from Wonka Augustus Group. Look, just like going to shoot Well, yeah, That's a bummer. You should have never You should have never said Nice bang. That's no. Last night I said I want. When I first met him, I said, Hey, mustache must bangs. Um and I actually got diluted into a bottle of Lysol and then split up between multiple spray bottles to make it go for about last long.

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That explains a lot about yes,

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I was that

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you were really lemony and

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clean. Yes, yes, I was so clean. And everybody while that that same time everywhere said,

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I just saw you

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at the grocery store two minutes ago, but you're also here.

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But I also see you with the automotive on the floor of the house.

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And they were right. I was split up all around town,

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everywhere my gender's Did

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I just see

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where my dog pee, Pete.

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You did. You did

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Well, you know, I

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kind of burying the lead here, you know, were going into the New Year and we kind of is a group decided we're gonna get on the dating APS way. We've been on the APS the past week. This is the big news on. And that's the big big news we all got. I don't know if we got in the same home for different maps. I

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think we're

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don't know which dad did you get on top?

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Obviously. Bagel meats, Coffee. Uh uh.

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Oh. So is this for retreats or dating?

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What do you mean,

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no? If you have coffee you

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want you want to get Baykal, you swipe side five, Bigot. A bagel?

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No, no, no, no. This is

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if you have a cup of coffee and you want to be able to go with that, you keep swipe until you find the baby you want.

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So I got a what? It's a metaphorical

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earth, literal. I Well, I think I got honestly, I think I got bigger fish. I swiped and found a beautiful pop receive

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wear. You were telling us You're like, I'm going to my car. You know, you rolled like that, Todd, you said I'm eating at this public parking. A concrete picnic tape. Yeah,

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yeah, we're the concrete table. Kim, with my coffee piping hot. And I don't know, I don't want to be rude or I don't want to be rude. I I think I got two ends of a whole week no whole wheat loaf.

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You got way. You have two ends of

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a loaf of whole wheat bagel. Wow. So what had clearly baked a whole wheat loaf and cut off the ends, or like, this isn't even a

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last little little ovals like, wow,

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little ovals. And I think it said it was gonna be slanted and cream cheese. I think that was Crisco.

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Ends up a Crisco sandwich with the ends of a

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wheat loaf. Yeah, and I don't think it was locks. I think it was catfish. So I got

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that is no bigger than

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a big rock. Chunky white fish? I think so. But, you know, you don't want to be rude

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on the first day

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you came in your

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injury, your big insult that a bagel fish would put catfish on your body. Oh, wow. I'm sure you came in with a big

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stung lip swole up lip and we realized, Is that a hickey? That's right. And I said

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Yes.

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Yes. That was one of those really sexy lip Hickey's

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Jonathan Lepic. Everybody knows Jonathan living, If

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you would lift weighs £8.

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Yes. We're not talking about lip. Nikki. Jonathan Litt. Vicky's a famous man around town. Biggest, biggest top lip because it

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gets a hickey's wife Always getting big top.

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Picky. Yes, I came baiting. You guys said looking live picky Walking a said Yes. Yes, yes. I gotta live picky from my lips. Suck down by my date But I'm coming clean now I think I ate a end of a whole wheat with Crisco into the rock happen.

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Now, is this the only day you've been on? Or have you had other experience? Yeah, you're looking for for mates,

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for love or something casual. Anyway, way in the market

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for I think I'm looking for I think I at the end of the day, I'm looking for you know, im nearing the ladder. I would say 3/4 of my

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life. You

0:22:48 Unknown Speaker #4

think you're finished with 1/4?

0:22:50 Unknown Speaker #1

That's right. Yes, your hair. I think it's going to be honest. You're in this bad

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shape as old as you are, and you're still alive. So

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maybe you're right. If you're a

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quarter of the way through your planning to live to 250 Well, you know, Sorry. 300 with modern

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technology. I'm just hearing

0:23:05 Unknown Speaker #1

they just built you a bunch of new hearts out of stem cells. It is the first thing, and you warm all out in a week. You wore brand new hearts all out. You know, you were in sick for

0:23:15 Unknown Speaker #3

a while. And you can't have coffee and, you know, on then the first day back, you have the biggest part of Joe you've ever had. You drink a pint of West. A

0:23:24 Unknown Speaker #2

lot of people said you got rid of those hearts too early, though. Is like you took out fresh batteries and threw in the trash. I

0:23:30 Unknown Speaker #3

know. I mean, those things once you use them once, they're no good. So, yeah, I rode through those hearts and what's you know, they can make him for your Italian blasting. I'm on. I'm on Obama care. And so the countries paying for it, uh, you know, that's all your taxes going into my Newhart's.

0:23:45 Unknown Speaker #4

What about you guys? Because we've all been on the APs enticing.

0:23:49 Unknown Speaker #2

Ah, let's see. All right. Why? I mean, I I have I can tell you guys, my experience has been honestly pretty fun for me. Uh,

0:23:59 Unknown Speaker #1

because I know you have been talking about hinge, which is like friends of friends,

0:24:04 Unknown Speaker #2

you know? Yeah. No, I don't do any of the classic ones felling industry. And it feels like it doesn't sort of speak to me in the way that coffee coffee meets bagel speaks todo eso. I actually got ah, got on one called Let's save it and it's a It's a dating app specifically for guys who have tons of sex to find virgins for them to be with

0:24:29 Unknown Speaker #5

explaining the O

0:24:31 Unknown Speaker #1

time with. At least that's a mission says that's what That's what I after I

0:24:35 Unknown Speaker #2

heard everybody on There's a version. So obviously they mean the women. So I of course not a virgin anymore. So I got on there. Ah, and I'm looking for ah, pure woman.

0:24:46 Unknown Speaker #3

No, I think you subconsciously ended up on one where you everyone was, what you are, which is a virgin.

0:24:52 Unknown Speaker #5

I

0:24:53 Unknown Speaker #2

don't know. I think I think I'm looking for somebody who can sort of just have the same values as me and obviously like virgin. Okay.

0:25:01 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah. I don't know. You always talk

0:25:02 Unknown Speaker #2

about values. You blame your virginity on your values, but I've never seen you

0:25:08 Unknown Speaker #3

go losers. Not about

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yeah, like you've never held any

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type of, you know, societal.

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The only 2000 value that I've seen are your lawn and your cast iron.

0:25:21 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah, because I've seen you

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have a couple sprinters and say, I'll do anything

0:25:24 Unknown Speaker #1

way Obviously saying you fucked up off a spritzers and say you will do any valueless is what I heard.

0:25:32 Unknown Speaker #3

You know, we went when you go and you gotta taste the spritzer in Italy, I mean, you lost all value. All

0:25:39 Unknown Speaker #2

guys in Italy make those spritzers way too strong.

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those

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You lose your

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values when you drink a spritzer.

0:25:44 Unknown Speaker #3

They were literally. Hey, I hate to use the word play, but they were virgin spritz.

0:25:49 Unknown Speaker #1

Too many bubbles. It's too. Too much of

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a bite. You can't swallow it. It's too spicy.

0:25:54 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, I did notice you spitting out in that Italian restaurant.

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We found you behind the window at the red light district in Amsterdam. Way in Italy.

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You had a map when it ah face Fela

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lipstick behind the glass in the red light district. I was relaxing.

0:26:10 Unknown Speaker #1

Okay, that's what it's the lack thinks that's what those windows are did look, you were crammed into a a viewing booth. Yeah, that's those

0:26:20 Unknown Speaker #2

windows air for just the people who have been working a lot. They go in there, relax. That's what those ladies in there are. People wanted their quarters back, everybody. But it was also a peep show on the other side. You could see it for free, out the window in the front. But if you go inside, you get a little peep show. Uh, and yet people did did ask for major refunds when I was like, I don't care. I need this money on. I gave it back to him. I don't care. I see.

0:26:45 Unknown Speaker #3

You know, I think the big thing, if we're all going into dating, I think a big thing is just a meeting. Some stuff about yourself to yourself. I admit your virgin and it will make your relationships a lot easier. Have

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you

0:26:55 Unknown Speaker #2

seen what happens when you tell people you're a virgin, guys? Uh, no. Other than the times we film your first states. Now, listen, I'm gonna turn the mic off really quick and okay, I started going to come clean with you guys. Let's turn it off, private. Okay, Pops, I guys, I am a virgin. I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin. And it's tough for me because I feel like all the kids here, this podcast, the kids all here, this podcast, and then they're going to be like, Oh, Mr Levis is a virgin. I have more sex than misled. Mr Loomis. You know, there

0:27:29 Unknown Speaker #4

was another secrets, huh? Another secret that just came in.

0:27:37 Unknown Speaker #2

No, that's not a secret about I I just think, you know, I just want you guys to know I am a virgin. But on the podcast, from now on, I'm gonna pie big that I'm not a virgin. OK, well back. Yeah, Yeah. Just please do it convincingly. Were in. Okay. All right. Just do whatever you think. A soon as we're back on air, do whatever you think is the most concern. A convincing person who's had a lot of sex. Just lead with it. Big, loud sentence, okay? And recording live. I dated a girl. Put my dick in her pussy.

0:28:05 Unknown Speaker #3

Wow. Oh, God, bleep. That whole sentence.

0:28:10 Unknown Speaker #5

Okay, I got Howard's back. He's

0:28:14 Unknown Speaker #1

am. That was, um that was out of nowhere, but we buy it. We buy we really quickly. I I've been doing the at

0:28:24 Unknown Speaker #2

one for me. One for you. Um, which is a very good dating app. It's Ah, Scorsese made that one, right? Yes. So? So one date is me at home. I

0:28:38 Unknown Speaker #3

make a meal for myself. You're there, you don't

0:28:40 Unknown Speaker #2

eat. I watch whatever I want. You say nothing. Um Ah, we have sex, and that's it. And then the next one is Ah, And then we'll do one for me. So way. So

0:29:00 Unknown Speaker #1

the one and the one for me is where I don't even see you. There's one for you, one for me. So you see what I mean? It's

0:29:07 Unknown Speaker #2

a date and then a night home, But by yourself, not even a date. It's a day

0:29:11 Unknown Speaker #3

of a feeling that most people on this our socio

0:29:14 Unknown Speaker #1

far there other people have you matched with anybody? Might just be a bunch of

0:29:18 Unknown Speaker #3

different bill. There might just be you and Scorsese.

0:29:21 Unknown Speaker #1

I was so far me of, um, anyone.

0:29:26 Unknown Speaker #2

Ah, let's see who's on their Ah, who have I met? Um,

0:29:32 Unknown Speaker #5

you told me you were gonna

0:29:32 Unknown Speaker #4

go some of the Marty recently.

0:29:34 Unknown Speaker #2

Yes, me and Marty score. Um, we went on a day. Ah, and then there was yet. So it was one for May one for you. So,

0:29:46 Unknown Speaker #1

Marty. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'm dating Martin Scorsese. He makes me dress up like a mobster all the time And films me constantly go into the fish market. It doesn't cause me around. He makes you put cocaine and fish husks, and he, um he fucks me with a Tommy gun.

0:30:10 Unknown Speaker #4

But also, you have to admit, he's also a genius.

0:30:14 Unknown Speaker #5

He's a genius. One of the best directors

0:30:17 Unknown Speaker #1

of all time. You in arguably him and De Niro best best cinema duo of all time.

0:30:26 Unknown Speaker #3

I tell you what, we don't have enough geniuses out there who are obsessed with guns and men. It is so cool. I mean, it's like my favorite thing in the world. These geniuses,

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all of his movies

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last 20 years. I

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mean, if you see

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gangs in New York, it's 3.5 hours of genius and its people talking crazy. I mean, I love this guy. This is what we need more of. I mean more. Give this guy more money, more

0:30:55 Unknown Speaker #4

under, like Is he going abroad now? Is he going to give us something

0:30:58 Unknown Speaker #5

else? look, Azadeh security. What? Ma'am? I just like a

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second story. Well, it's like a 2nd 1

0:31:07 Unknown Speaker #3

If your movie does not speak to 15 year old boys and 42 year old boys, you're not a genius. He's living the dream of every teenager in the world. OK, walking around on those big, high heeled shoes.

0:31:22 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, well, don't forget high toe thes guy. Just everybody knows, but the picture of Robert De Niro and big Stack shoes that was not for the filming that was De Niro accidentally

0:31:36 Unknown Speaker #3

war Scorsese shoes. Scorsese's high heels.

0:31:43 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah, so So, yeah,

0:31:45 Unknown Speaker #4

we're together. Yes. And of course, me Sammy webs, of course. Of course. I'm on, not tricked dot com s. So far, I've gone out on a lot of legitimate dates, and it's been

0:31:56 Unknown Speaker #5

really fun.

0:31:58 Unknown Speaker #3

It's for people who keep getting tricked, and they want just finally, to not get finally an

0:32:01 Unknown Speaker #4

honest dating site. So you pay $100 upfront per day, and then you have to take them to somewhere. That's $3 signs or more.

0:32:09 Unknown Speaker #1

Ah, find a paywall, huh? It's behind a paywall if you wanted. Yeah, sure. Do you? Do you think

0:32:16 Unknown Speaker #2

the identity theft is related. Mine? Yeah. No, no, because

0:32:20 Unknown Speaker #2

dealing with that now

0:32:20 Unknown Speaker #1

I know you're

0:32:21 Unknown Speaker #4

is No. But I respond to a lot of emails, you know? So it could be from any of them, right? Could have been from not a trip.

0:32:28 Unknown Speaker #3

Your email signature is it's so

0:32:31 Unknown Speaker #4

show my thumbprint and my birth

0:32:33 Unknown Speaker #3

certificate has been sent from my iPhone.

0:32:37 Unknown Speaker #4

Yes, but I know who I am. That's why.

0:32:41 Unknown Speaker #3

Well, we should take a quick pissed, uh, I

0:32:46 Unknown Speaker #4

piss. We mean break two p. Yes.

0:32:48 Unknown Speaker #3

It will be right back.

0:32:51 Unknown Speaker #2

All right, guys. Thanks so much for sticking it out through the break. We really appreciate it. Thank you. Way

0:32:57 Unknown Speaker #4

missed you.

0:32:58 Unknown Speaker #2

Thank you so much. You know, we don't say it enough. We do appreciate our listeners on that. You guys give it Give give us your time and you sticking around through his brain slobs. Thank you were really excited. We got a guest in the lounge today. Honestly, it couldn't come at a better time. Obviously, sometimes tensions get a little high in the lounge. Eso it's It's great that we could have her here today. We'd like to welcome our guests. Miscik who is the ahead of the conflict Mediation Club here on on campus. Misic, Mrs Eggs. Sorry. That's fine. Thanks so much for being here. We appreciate it,

0:33:30 Unknown Speaker #6

High boy. Me? This is nice. What a set up. I

0:33:38 Unknown Speaker #3

already feel calmer having you in here. You have such a calm presence. Ah ha. It's good that you run conflict mediation.

0:33:47 Unknown Speaker #6

I I dio and I You know, I have to say I haven't seen any of you boys in the club, which is fine. Which means you must not have had a lot of conflict. So can adults go? I mean, I think anyone can go. Okay,

0:34:02 Unknown Speaker #1

so we go. The Conflict Mediation

0:34:03 Unknown Speaker #2

Club is a club where students in the school help a mediate conflict for any 23 parties can be, uh,

0:34:14 Unknown Speaker #3

conflict. Mediation is as you guys may or may not know. Ended up. You all helped handle my divorce.

0:34:21 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, which we were saying. You need to get a lawyer, and you're like, I'm gonna save a couple of pennies. And would you have 1/4 grader?

0:34:29 Unknown Speaker #3

I had 1/4 grader, and in the end, it costs me a lot of pennies and alimony in So

0:34:33 Unknown Speaker #1

he decided he told you not

0:34:35 Unknown Speaker #2

to take the stand, and you did it. Anyway,

0:34:36 Unknown Speaker #3

I took the stand around divorce. That's right. Um,

0:34:41 Unknown Speaker #1

missing, did you?

0:34:43 Unknown Speaker #2

You saw him come in there and lay it all out. His case

0:34:46 Unknown Speaker #6

and that was it. That was a tricky one. But, you know, this is what I love. I love human emotions. And we always saying in my conflict mediation course, there's no conflict. We can't mediate. Oh, that's nice. Because of the end of the day, we're all humans.

0:35:04 Unknown Speaker #2

I think I think that maybe sort of speaks to the issue that sometimes I see the coming out of the conflict mediation class issue. No, it's just time conflict. Sometimes it seems like kids go in there to resolve a conflict. And I hate to say it cause I don't want to say that you're not good at the job, but sometimes sort of treat them with kid gloves and those kids come out still in conflict or maybe in worse shape than when they went in there.

0:35:29 Unknown Speaker #6

Now, can you restate that in an I statement?

0:35:32 Unknown Speaker #2

Oh, our You must I I think sometimes the Conflict Mediation Club causes more conflict than it does fix conflict. Wow. So with passive aggressive to an actual sentence.

0:35:47 Unknown Speaker #6

Now listen to this. Watch and learn, fellas. I hear that you think that the conflict mediation class causes more conflict than it causes mediations sometimes. Did I understand you properly? Yeah,

0:36:03 Unknown Speaker #2

absolutely. 100%.

0:36:04 Unknown Speaker #4

This pisses me off. I don't like to listen to my words. Spoke back to me. I'm sorry.

0:36:10 Unknown Speaker #6

And why is that, do you think?

0:36:11 Unknown Speaker #4

I don't know. I think you're pissing me

0:36:13 Unknown Speaker #1

off. Sam. Sam pacing.

0:36:17 Unknown Speaker #6

I'm sensing a little bit of of anger. Is that an accurate description?

0:36:22 Unknown Speaker #4

You're sensing it. I told you I was angry.

0:36:24 Unknown Speaker #1

Oh, I pissed

0:36:28 Unknown Speaker #6

now I to see someone so connected to their emotions. It is just such a

0:36:35 Unknown Speaker #4

I'm not having visions. I'm not having emotion, Sam. I'm not

0:36:41 Unknown Speaker #3

now, Mrs IQ. We are now in an inception of conflict. Mediation is conflict. Radiation caused the new copy. I top over here.

0:36:52 Unknown Speaker #1

It's not. It's not going away.

0:36:54 Unknown Speaker #3

I am curious to see how you handle this. Now, this is a real test of your skills, and I We're for very angry on combative men. So this will be very interesting.

0:37:06 Unknown Speaker #6

Now, I understand that this is a very uncomfortable moment because we're five consenting adults who are sitting here in our feelings and raise your hand. If you're feeling uncomfortable right now, I know I am. Now,

0:37:23 Unknown Speaker #5

I ain't encourage

0:37:24 Unknown Speaker #6

us all to just let's just take this in and forest long as we possibly can. Let's just try to sit here in the silence.

0:37:35 Unknown Speaker #2

Oh, God. Are

0:37:37 Unknown Speaker #1

have a rebuttal to his? He's trashing the cunt.

0:37:37 Unknown Speaker #5

you gonna

0:37:42 Unknown Speaker #2

Okay, I'm gonna sit. So now I'm gonna sit in silence.

0:37:44 Unknown Speaker #6

I think it's going to be a little bit difficult, but let's just see what we can Dio.

0:37:48 Unknown Speaker #7

Okay. Mm.

0:37:51 Unknown Speaker #6

You're shaking. What's happening right now? What do you feeling?

0:37:55 Unknown Speaker #1

I'm getting pissed off. I've never I've never taken a moment to simply sit.

0:38:03 Unknown Speaker #5

And I'm immediately crying

0:38:06 Unknown Speaker #6

for having the

0:38:06 Unknown Speaker #3

most drug. Sam broke five pencils in a row. God,

0:38:11 Unknown Speaker #6

we're having a breakthrough.

0:38:12 Unknown Speaker #5

Do you see this? This is these tears

0:38:14 Unknown Speaker #6

that are rolling down your cheeks. Fake fake.

0:38:20 Unknown Speaker #5

You You You guys, look here. I see. I see that you're calling it fake, and I hear that and phone call really going t o do it are here that

0:38:36 Unknown Speaker #4

you're telling me? Fucking It makes me pissed.

0:38:41 Unknown Speaker #5

Keep going. Take it for deeper. I see that your business and I am pissed now, Teoh. And I'm sad. Now take your mother's hand's Everyone hold hands, Take each other's hand. This is the lady's fault, Sam. Sam is turning

0:38:58 Unknown Speaker #1

red, but he is all right. Wait. Sam is crying.

0:39:00 Unknown Speaker #5

Also I e to love me to you.

0:39:09 Unknown Speaker #1

Wow. I think we have a mediation weight. The oh, no. Woe boundaries. Put up a boundary. Okay, That was good. It almost went too far. And I'm glad we stopped it. I'm impressed.

0:39:30 Unknown Speaker #2

You know, I honestly I I had had a couple of kids come out, and

0:39:34 Unknown Speaker #2

just like putting on a show when they came out. Like I'm still mad. But if

0:39:34 Unknown Speaker #5

maybe they were

0:39:38 Unknown Speaker #2

do that to these two guys, let me tell you, these two men out of the most repressed men who've ever lived, lived on the

0:39:38 Unknown Speaker #5

you could

0:39:47 Unknown Speaker #1

West. Todd put out a fan as if he was at church Teoh. And he's hearing

0:39:52 Unknown Speaker #3

the truth. Yes, a man. These I mean, because you would mean Mrs they were so in touch with our feelings. I can

0:40:00 Unknown Speaker #6

sense that about you.

0:40:01 Unknown Speaker #3

Thank you. Yes, you're feeding the beast.

0:40:04 Unknown Speaker #6

You're what I like to call an inside out guy. So the inside

0:40:09 Unknown Speaker #3

of your not describing colostomy

0:40:11 Unknown Speaker #6

bag You're wearing your emotions.

0:40:16 Unknown Speaker #4

Underclothes, with you

0:40:16 Unknown Speaker #6

on your on your body is what I'm saying,

0:40:21 Unknown Speaker #3

person. Why I'm an actor by trade and by nature and eso that's where it comes from.

0:40:27 Unknown Speaker #6

Well, that that's your livelihood To be able to access the deep recesses of the human experience. I mean, that's I think actors should be paid as much as the president.

0:40:40 Unknown Speaker #2

Well, I want my president to take $1 out of, you know, just sees a billionaire's. I only took $1 out

0:40:46 Unknown Speaker #3

of principle. Now, Mrs is what I find is people who are really good at fixing others sometimes have a lot of trouble fixing themselves. What's going on in your personal life? Do you feel pretty happy with everything? 0 60

0:40:59 Unknown Speaker #6

minutes. Well, I have to say I feel seen. Wow. Um, yeah, I'm in the middle of a messy divorce, so I said it.

0:41:07 Unknown Speaker #4

Okay. Massive. You feel seen by us? Because you can tell we've all been through a message.

0:41:13 Unknown Speaker #6

I know every single person in this room has been through a very messy divorce.

0:41:18 Unknown Speaker #4

My wish, but yes. Is

0:41:19 Unknown Speaker #6

that accurate

0:41:20 Unknown Speaker #1

in well, in their Moyle and I have been through

0:41:23 Unknown Speaker #2

the emotions that are associated with a messy divorce, but not with

0:41:26 Unknown Speaker #4

the typically. I'm going. I can't believe this is happening. I can't believe you're forcing me to move out there saying we were never in a relationship. I don't really know you intimately your my tenant.

0:41:37 Unknown Speaker #6

Yeah, because it's not just a marriage that can end in divorce. There are so many types of relationships. That's right. You know, sometimes you have to divorce your friends. Sometimes you have to divorce your hats.

0:41:48 Unknown Speaker #1

Wow. Well, that I miss. Is

0:41:51 Unknown Speaker #2

it? Have you ever divorced a pet?

0:41:52 Unknown Speaker #6

I had three Siamese cats. Beautiful, usually livable Siamese cats. Well, I had to give him away because Sean, technically, they were his cats when we got together. And so he's taking them.

0:42:04 Unknown Speaker #2

Thought you gave away, as in.

0:42:08 Unknown Speaker #3

So in the divorce from Sean, you also filled out divorce papers with each of the

0:42:12 Unknown Speaker #2

cats. That's right. Tha This is Sean Combs. Puff Daddy P Diddy. Wow. Is this

0:42:20 Unknown Speaker #6

Yeah. Sean Combs. Wow.

0:42:22 Unknown Speaker #4

Thank you for being mature about it. Bill, you really put it out there.

0:42:26 Unknown Speaker #1

I'm sorry. Somebody Sean so clear. It's P. Diddy.

0:42:33 Unknown Speaker #4

It was pretty clear.

0:42:34 Unknown Speaker #6

Oh, it's Sean Combs, though. It close bell

0:42:37 Unknown Speaker #2

differently least mes Yes. It's not the famous rapper. No, but he does go by P. Diddy,

0:42:47 Unknown Speaker #3

Puff Puff, Puff P. Diddy and Puffy Daddy. Actually, that bee sting got him pretty puffy. And, yes, father of three kids and

0:42:55 Unknown Speaker #6

p p E d. And he is the p e coach.

0:43:00 Unknown Speaker #4

Yes, that's it. Here's what I'm wondering. You are so calm. You are so centered. How did you learn these skills? Of what conflict? Negotiation. Mediation. How did you get that? Because I'm unhinged. And I could never do this for anyone else.

0:43:18 Unknown Speaker #6

The key is you have to hit rock bottom before you can come back up and be so centered. But I do four hours of yoga every morning. I take it I take a morning swim. Every day I walk down to the nearest body of water and I plunge into a freezing pool. Sometimes it's a puddle.

0:43:41 Unknown Speaker #1

Yes, you are your body is ravaged for the listening

0:43:45 Unknown Speaker #6

I don't have externally, There's no fat on my body. If you noticed that, I have.

0:43:51 Unknown Speaker #3

Okay, we'll have to say that when I love to make that observation. There is, uh, not any fat on your body.

0:43:58 Unknown Speaker #1

Has been dying to say this ever since

0:44:00 Unknown Speaker #2

you walked in here, Mrs C. Yeah,

0:44:02 Unknown Speaker #3

well, just you seem cold. You know, you seem freezing skeletal, which I relate to

0:44:08 Unknown Speaker #1

you because you went

0:44:09 Unknown Speaker #2

to the doctor and they said you have your negative fat on your body. Your body is in fact, deficit.

0:44:14 Unknown Speaker #3

I'm in fat deficit. I am giving fat to the air and some sort of reverse fat osmosis. Uh,

0:44:21 Unknown Speaker #1

yeah. I mean, like, all of our

0:44:22 Unknown Speaker #3

cholesterol went up from recording. If you sit around me, yeah, you're gonna get a little

0:44:28 Unknown Speaker #2

you. You said you swim. You do four hours of yoga and take a morning swim

0:44:34 Unknown Speaker #1

in your own yourself into a coal of freezing. You're still here at school before everybody else. Seven.

0:44:39 Unknown Speaker #2

30 in the morning. Sometime.

0:44:41 Unknown Speaker #1

How do you What? You what time you wake up? You oclock.

0:44:44 Unknown Speaker #5

have to have your gonna be

0:44:44 Unknown Speaker #6

You

0:44:45 Unknown Speaker #6

center. Do you have to have a morning ritual, but yeah, Every day I go toe, I go to bed at 4 p.m. I will wake up normally for a snacks around seven.

0:44:56 Unknown Speaker #1

Dinner. You guys, before you wake back up for

0:45:01 Unknown Speaker #3

what is your normal? What is your usual seven PM snap?

0:45:04 Unknown Speaker #6

Sometimes it's Ah, vegan pasta.

0:45:10 Unknown Speaker #1

a really dinner. Maybe steak and potato. So

0:45:10 Unknown Speaker #5

That's like

0:45:12 Unknown Speaker #6

I don't eat me.

0:45:15 Unknown Speaker #1

Oh, right now about my birthday. Oh, wow. Does your stomach handle that? You really go to town? You are up there, the barbecue place going nuts. I

0:45:25 Unknown Speaker #6

go straight into the barbecue around back where the smoker is blurry back there their

0:45:30 Unknown Speaker #1

birthdays. Christmas, The place is closed. She rips it apart.

0:45:34 Unknown Speaker #4

Just talk about getting the meat off the bone.

0:45:37 Unknown Speaker #6

Oh, my God. I including the head. Last year I consumed I consumed a £15 pig

0:45:49 Unknown Speaker #1

pig. But Teoh on you ate the head off the skull. So, like going on the way. Well, you did put their studio things in the side of it. Kind of rotating around Rose. Why don't you just let you have to have a little bit of meat throughout on your birthday Christmas. Why don't you just have a meat dinner once

0:46:15 Unknown Speaker #2

a month or so?

0:46:16 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, you live like Christ, I guess,

0:46:18 Unknown Speaker #1

because breaking into barbecue place it's

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the information. I don't want the inflammation because that's the source of disease.

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I don't know if I buy it, but I've heard that

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you are so wise. I just after you you fixed up that first conflict for me. I really seeing things. And

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it's really it is crazy

0:46:38 Unknown Speaker #2

to me how you come in and we typically are. Just as Sam said, flying off the handle,

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our minds. Very aggressive, angry guests. You

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losing

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such a just low key energy.

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bring

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Where's my French crawler? What? I put a French cruller up tied on eight That know what have you fucking always raises? A My French crueler. Are there other kinds of colors?

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The door? No, but minus friends.

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Okay. Taught I had a guy, I ate half of it. I'll admit it. I ate half of it.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. All right,

0:47:09 Unknown Speaker #6

all right. Let's talk it out, boys.

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Let's see toward pursuing.

0:47:13 Unknown Speaker #3

I feel like Howard is dead to me. And tonight, if you if you end up falling asleep. You're not gonna wake up cause I'm gonna kill you.

0:47:21 Unknown Speaker #1

Kill him. That kill his ass over the cross is they have no idea how to respond.

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Corolla killer.

0:47:26 Unknown Speaker #6

Well, Howard, how your Howard? Yes. How are you feeling right now?

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I feel scared. I feel like I

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believe it is wrong. Mr. Trebek. Carla Greller killing. I feel I feel

0:47:38 Unknown Speaker #2

like, uh honestly, um I feel like this is a more aggressive energy than I've ever received from Todd. So it feels like maybe it's it's hooked to some other thing that I've donor said recently that makes him this angry

0:47:50 Unknown Speaker #1

justice. Wrong. This is it wrong again? Well, Mrs it has a feel to know

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who's right and who's wrong. There's no conflict or is off. The man's dead and five hours.

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see right and wrong. I great, because I

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I don't

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Am I

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talking about my skin again?

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Now, let's be

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clear. We're not talking about a white crawler, are we? What

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are we

0:48:14 Unknown Speaker #6

really talking about here?

0:48:15 Unknown Speaker #2

Yeah, that's that. Yeah, I did. I ate half of your snack, okay? And I'm sorry.

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I didn't realise it was

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yours. Maybe you can't afford your crow. You keep getting promotions, promotions.

0:48:27 Unknown Speaker #6

Tell me about the

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pie. Can't control Howard's promotion. I can't control that. The principal sees me doing a good

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job and give me more classes. Gives me more

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about toe. Hand me a promotion. And so you walked by,

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Howard, Get everything he ever wants.

0:48:42 Unknown Speaker #3

It seems like it doesn't. How does that

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make you feel?

0:48:45 Unknown Speaker #5

Like the world is a little bit

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wrong. Sometime.

0:48:48 Unknown Speaker #6

And when you were a child, did you have an older sibling who got everything they wanted?

0:48:53 Unknown Speaker #3

Todd, an older sibling. They got everything they wanted. Yeah. Yeah, I did, actually. And then well, he met an unfortunate end, and we never got to talk it out, but yes.

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And you're worried the same things gonna happen to your best friend? How

0:49:08 Unknown Speaker #2

worried that I'm going to die. And we're never gonna be ableto work through this

0:49:12 Unknown Speaker #1

conflict. I don't have time alone. Would look me in the eyes. Todd, We're friends, Dammit! I love you, Todd.

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Do you hear

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him? I love you. And when I ate that course, so I think that crueler It wasn't

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because I wanted to take something from you.

0:49:30 Unknown Speaker #5

It's because I wanted to be able to share an experience with you later. When I say What's that Crueler. Pretty good. What's wrong with ugly face? I don't even remember why it was mad in the first bullets. Move

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on, Mrs Ig. Let's

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move on. What do you mean you don't remember? I It's the cooler.

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No, I gotta pee.

0:49:51 Unknown Speaker #5

Todd knows. Confront this. Uh huh. Mrs said, can we move in with you? This was such a

0:50:01 Unknown Speaker #1

beautiful moment. You got them to really connect with each other. And also maybe Todd admitted that he

0:50:07 Unknown Speaker #5

murdered his brother. Hey, Mr a town mystery for years.

0:50:15 Unknown Speaker #6

And that's what I

0:50:16 Unknown Speaker #4

dio that's all you ever use this, like in your own life? Like Like, what's your biggest conflict?

0:50:25 Unknown Speaker #6

Well, as I mentioned, Shawn's left and he's taking the Siamese is. So I'm in the middle of ah, horrible divorce and ah, yeah. I mean, I

0:50:35 Unknown Speaker #5

use my

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conflict mediation skills not just in relationships that are important to me, but every day I go by my morning latte. Hey, I'm using conflict mediation with the barista.

0:50:45 Unknown Speaker #1

It's always a conflict.

0:50:47 Unknown Speaker #5

Life is conflict.

0:50:49 Unknown Speaker #3

What is the daily conflict with your Bruce over a lot.

0:50:53 Unknown Speaker #6

I mean, sometimes the foams just not right. No, You know what I mean?

0:50:57 Unknown Speaker #3

Yes. So that's a really I'm the barista. Uh, I just handed you your lot.

0:51:03 Unknown Speaker #6

I take a sip, I spit it out, I go. This foam, it's not enough. It's too much espresso to foam ratio. I throw the coffee on the ground big, and I say, What have you done to me?

0:51:16 Unknown Speaker #5

Why would you do this to

0:51:17 Unknown Speaker #6

me? What about me is triggering you so that you purposefully sabotaged my lot.

0:51:24 Unknown Speaker #3

And this is the same barista every

0:51:25 Unknown Speaker #1

every day, Getting closer to getting it right on. No, no, no. I

0:51:34 Unknown Speaker #5

mean, I can't tell

0:51:35 Unknown Speaker #6

you how many times they've called the police on me and I have had

0:51:38 Unknown Speaker #5

Oh, my God, it this happens to me everywhere I go. Yeah, And had, you know, isn't it the worst? I mean, people are

0:51:46 Unknown Speaker #6

just so trigger happy with the 911.

0:51:48 Unknown Speaker #4

Exactly. It's like you run into one person's car. Definitely your fault while you're driving in their driving and it's like,

0:51:54 Unknown Speaker #5

put put, put

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911. Yeah, And when that

0:51:57 Unknown Speaker #3

person's a cop, they'll call the place even faster,

0:51:59 Unknown Speaker #5

Insane. You had

0:52:00 Unknown Speaker #4

a gun pulled on you by the copy it while he was on foot. Unbelievable. They just slow down, down Need these conflict resolution things for other times I deal with the police. Well,

0:52:13 Unknown Speaker #3

let's I want to know about a conflict I have in my own life. And maybe you could help me. Not enough. You guys have any in your lives, But so, um, I find that where this teacher's lounge is a shared space, You know, everybody in here should be taking care of the space equally. But I find I'm always the one cleaning up my bed after I sleep in here. I'm the one washing all the sheets. You know, um, I'm the one. You know, if I leave my dishes in the sink there, in there the next day and it's like, don't you think everybody should contribute to that? Clean up

0:52:50 Unknown Speaker #6

your a man child Eyes that accurate. Does that sound accurate?

0:52:54 Unknown Speaker #3

I hear my man, but I do look young. A man that looks young

0:52:59 Unknown Speaker #6

thing This goes Teoh. I'm actually working on a book not to drop a

0:53:03 Unknown Speaker #3

bomb to be in the film.

0:53:07 Unknown Speaker #4

He's an actor

0:53:08 Unknown Speaker #6

I see

0:53:09 Unknown Speaker #3

if they're making a movie, it would be the film. But that's a big bomb. Shows this. Is this a Are we getting the exclusive

0:53:14 Unknown Speaker #6

on this? Well, I haven't started it yet, but, I mean, I'm in the phase where I'm marinating on it.

0:53:19 Unknown Speaker #3

That's the most important.

0:53:21 Unknown Speaker #6

So I'm gonna address this in the book. It's the burden of shared work on all that. You do the rest.

0:53:29 Unknown Speaker #3

OK, so maybe we'll talk this through. I

0:53:32 Unknown Speaker #2

get it. I think that that happens A lot of times, for example, may be the reason around campus that I'm getting these promotions is because the principal sees me as the only person who actually, I don't know, does his job actually is a good teacher.

0:53:47 Unknown Speaker #1

Now this is pissing me off. This is definitely I do

0:53:52 Unknown Speaker #5

moon and

0:53:52 Unknown Speaker #4

all the way to the

0:53:53 Unknown Speaker #1

back. But my mother also, how

0:53:54 Unknown Speaker #2

about this? I'll do a nice steak tonight statement to address it. I sometimes feel like, ah, the other teachers at the school, uh, don't actually care about their jobs or about bettering the lives of students. And they care only about themselves.

0:54:11 Unknown Speaker #1

Mrs. Sick are I statements?

0:54:13 Unknown Speaker #3

All supposed t I feel. And then an accusation about somebody

0:54:16 Unknown Speaker #1

else. That's exactly right. Okay, Well, in that case, I feel like I come in here every day with a new, better hairstyle, and no one ever says a thing. I go on these long weekend trips, I come back with more luxurious hair, and I I comb it around and nobody says a

0:54:41 Unknown Speaker #6

thing. You feel unseen,

0:54:44 Unknown Speaker #5

unseen. I

0:54:45 Unknown Speaker #3

did. I tell you what. Your hair is seen, Bill.

0:54:47 Unknown Speaker #1

It looks does it look real and knew it looks and I and I grows on that

0:54:53 Unknown Speaker #4

either feels riel or new, but I can't give you both a

0:54:57 Unknown Speaker #1

fortune. What can you give me? One? Okay, Just looks new. Okay? It leg really new. Thank you, Bill. I see your new hair. And what else is there to dok? Good. That's all you have felt. Good. Okay. These

0:55:18 Unknown Speaker #2

I statements, I think are good. It's getting us to sort of come back to ourselves a little bit. And

0:55:22 Unknown Speaker #1

nobody congratulated me at all when I shot the best round of my life last

0:55:30 Unknown Speaker #2

weekend when we went golfing. Well, Bill, that's because by anyone's standards, it was a horrible

0:55:35 Unknown Speaker #1

room 1 26 four e shot a 1 26 on four, which was a par three course on four. I've always airheaded. Well, I don't know, but I only ran over one person in the card and they're handicapped with severe afterwards.

0:55:54 Unknown Speaker #3

You want a compliment for that?

0:55:57 Unknown Speaker #5

I would like to get

0:55:58 Unknown Speaker #1

a compliment for shooting 126 on four consecutive for threes and running over a man in severing his spinal cord. Could I get a thank you? Will they? I saw you do all of that, but thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. You will call, right.

0:56:16 Unknown Speaker #3

Mrs. What is your I statement of? You know, we know you're going through this messy divorce. As you said. Do you have a nice statement? You'd like to share your working on this book, Which I see that and with again love to be seen in the movie. Um, is there something that you're you know, even how you're feeling around all of us? Um, you know, I may be getting started. I feel like you guys have taught me a lot or anything like that. Uh, you guys have helped open my mind. up? I don't know whatever years is, but those are some

0:56:48 Unknown Speaker #6

options I taught you how to do I statement, so I don't need the course. Okay. I feel that Bill, uh, has a deep seated need for validation. Great statement. True. I feel that Howard has a fear of failure. Doom. I feel that Sam has a fear of vulnerability. No.

0:57:22 Unknown Speaker #3

Wow. Those were I

0:57:26 Unknown Speaker #6

feel that Todd has ah fear. Um,

0:57:34 Unknown Speaker #3

stop you right there. I don't know. I don't hear anything. So

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of success.

0:57:40 Unknown Speaker #2

I know. Todd, How

0:57:41 Unknown Speaker #3

can I fear something I've never had?

0:57:44 Unknown Speaker #2

Wow it. Question now that

0:57:46 Unknown Speaker #4

how can the fear successive He's never even touched to the little

0:57:49 Unknown Speaker #6

How can you not fear success if you've had it

0:57:54 Unknown Speaker #4

alone? My hair just fell out.

0:57:56 Unknown Speaker #1

Oh, What do you mean it will? Cleaning up the hair like an addict. You just dropped the last bit of cocaine. Rubber Get on his head like it's his gums. I thank you. Thank you for saying that. I'll tell you one thing. Mistake. You got right about me.

0:58:18 Unknown Speaker #6

And it's deep seed. Go on, Go

0:58:28 Unknown Speaker #5

on. You know what I made? Five. Somebody give me a five

0:58:33 Unknown Speaker #1

I'm hanging here. They'll shut Europe's somebody. Give me a five year gross. Come on. Grounds deep seed seeds

0:58:42 Unknown Speaker #2

of hair that were planted in your head cause it's yes,

0:58:46 Unknown Speaker #6

the deep seed are you? I am. You know, I'm a single woman and I am looking to maybe have a child on my own one day. Really? So after this, anyone wanted to go

0:59:02 Unknown Speaker #2

deep sea diving. Hey,

0:59:05 Unknown Speaker #3

so you're talking about you're playing the meaning of all of us. Is potential sperm donor.

0:59:09 Unknown Speaker #1

That's right. Or actual partners. Not absolutely no donor?

0:59:15 Unknown Speaker #6

No. Have you seen Sean? He is so hot.

0:59:18 Unknown Speaker #3

That shot comes the PT teacher on campus. Ce didi Hey is incredibly hot. I mean, eight pack. As

0:59:28 Unknown Speaker #5

you know, my

0:59:29 Unknown Speaker #1

pistol is getting bypass. Didi its previous versions. Elliott Didi It's ped p. Elliott did e e o has a bad.

0:59:45 Unknown Speaker #3

He's very handsome, so I don't take it as an insult that you're more attracted to him than any of us. But I will take it as a compliment that you are interested in maybe having my child.

0:59:56 Unknown Speaker #5

Maybe. I mean, listen, listen, I never know

0:59:58 Unknown Speaker #6

what the future holds. I don't pretend to have all the answers. I

1:00:02 Unknown Speaker #5

don't know if

1:00:03 Unknown Speaker #6

a Sean and I might get back together. Does he have a restraining order against me? Yes, it does. It expires in three months. Yes,

1:00:13 Unknown Speaker #3

you could get expiration date on.

1:00:15 Unknown Speaker #4

Did you get the expiration Tater? Did he?

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I got it from I have my way.

1:00:20 Unknown Speaker #3

Way. So in three months, you're trying again.

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That's right.

1:00:24 Unknown Speaker #3

So it's a messy divorce, Mostly on your end. Having trouble?

1:00:29 Unknown Speaker #6

I'm screaming into a

1:00:30 Unknown Speaker #4

void. One of us trying to resolve. I could see how that could be really difficult. You're over here making I statements, and he's often the Caymans with some new woman or some.

1:00:39 Unknown Speaker #1

Well, just like in the case when

1:00:41 Unknown Speaker #6

you ate there, because you don't want to see me mad

1:00:45 Unknown Speaker #4

while I'd actually maybe I don't

1:00:47 Unknown Speaker #3

I don't know if he blocked you on Instagram, but he is posting a lot of photos from the Caymans with another woman.

1:00:52 Unknown Speaker #5

Is that right way? Take a pee

1:00:55 Unknown Speaker #1

here. Look on. Weighty Diddy Combs. Absolute. Okay, here he is

1:01:02 Unknown Speaker #2

in the Caymans right here. What? You think that's

1:01:05 Unknown Speaker #3

that woman? She looks a lot like you. I use one way you could tell.

1:01:11 Unknown Speaker #2

You're clutching your cup of

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tea. I am going. Teoh, There

1:01:16 Unknown Speaker #1

is the foam over the top. Squeezed it. Okay, way My And she

1:01:41 Unknown Speaker #3

just hopped into a tiny cup of water doing laps back and forth.

1:01:45 Unknown Speaker #5

I think my meniscus My knee She space

1:01:50 Unknown Speaker #2

your legs so hard that your any hot?

1:01:51 Unknown Speaker #3

Okay, Mrs. Now this is the type of imperfection that I like

1:01:59 Unknown Speaker #1

way love to

1:02:00 Unknown Speaker #2

see people come off their high horse.

1:02:03 Unknown Speaker #3

I will say, going back and looking at that photo again. That was not a woman that looked like you. That was just him with a manta ray. He was getting a manta ray.

1:02:11 Unknown Speaker #6

I do look like a manta ray. I get it all the time.

1:02:14 Unknown Speaker #1

Beautiful. My body shape. You are about to get where you

1:02:21 Unknown Speaker #3

are two dimensional When you turn

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it in the front.

1:02:24 Unknown Speaker #5

You're not so much curvy

1:02:25 Unknown Speaker #4

is you are triangular.

1:02:27 Unknown Speaker #6

I messed slim as I am wide.

1:02:29 Unknown Speaker #4

That's straight.

1:02:31 Unknown Speaker #3

Well, Mrs Ig, thank you for popping your top here and public. Sam, stop jerking his head off. But we were actually we're gonna I feel that we have run out of time today, but I appreciate your conflict.

1:02:45 Unknown Speaker #2

Mediation here. Thank you.

1:02:47 Unknown Speaker #6

Well, I feel grateful for the opportunity. I feel ashamed and embarrassed of my little episode, and I will be sending an invoice. Oh,

1:02:55 Unknown Speaker #3

Oh, for the

1:02:56 Unknown Speaker #1

This pisses me off. Well, we'll

1:03:00 Unknown Speaker #2

deal with that off Mike. But again, Mrs Thanks so much for stopping in the last day. Like we enjoyed talking to you on everybody else out there. Thanks for listening. Next time, stay.