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s09e22

Beef Diaper with Marigold Praxyamakhoun (Kulap Vilaysack)

Originally aired: February 12, 2020

The Teachers discuss Bill's new invention, Howard's dating life and Sam's rock climbing experience. Later, student Marigold Praxyamakhoun (Kulap Vilaysack) stops by to talk about her journey of becoming a famous popstar.

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show. Swipe,

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Swipe. You don't have to say it out loud, Todd. What that we see over there swiping around on the Internet. So in your little Internet dating APS or whatever the hell it is is

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that a dating app

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lets in up. It's a nap

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weight that isn't even for people. You're

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swiping away yelp.

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Yeah, I'm on a new dating app that matches me with the restaurant. So if the restaurant doesn't have what I want this

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way so far you haven't matched with any restaurants. Right? So they're turning

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you down to get your orders. Yeah, way. Do you put you put in

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your order?

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You put in

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your restaurant, the order, but they also see me. They see my tipping history. Um, I see my photo that I have a little bio. Got some jokes in there. Oh, um

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and hate to read this.

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I don't

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know why these restaurants don't wanna hang out with me. I love the office, and I love dogs. Yeah, well, I'm a Muggle.

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What about those things? Makes you think a restaurant would like those? They probably if you said foodie. I bet you'd get some swipes. I'm not a food. I know you hate food meal You put in there.

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I am, really, I am. I I am a restaurant tours, you know, But I despise food. And yeah, my order on here is just a

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bowl of water.

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Well, you're a restaurant tour. Kind of like you've heard of a rack and tour. You're constantly talking about restaurants.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, because the thing with these places is you get your food there and you pay for it. And the system, the backing,

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right? Basics. And sometimes they're fun if it's an open concept.

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Yeah. Interesting timing. You know, one of those unopened concept. Yeah. I don't know if I could do an open concept relationship. I'm pretty jealous guy. Uh, just

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you have to sort of be

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another. Yeah, I did the trip to in the back. I can't let anyone else see much.

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You don't want to sue Chef there. You don't want anyone helping?

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Um no, Just me in the chef. Uh, but you know what's you get older? You do get a little more curious. What is it like if you open it up? You know what I mean.

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Now, maybe someone. Maybe one

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of the problems is you haven't hooked up your card yet. How someone you date you if you're not going to buy their food. Well

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Oh, yeah. You wanna haggle, right? That's what you put in your your yelp profile.

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That's right. I'm an o b o or Best offer guy. Um and so

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Selig said Ogbe. Oh, like ogre. Best

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offer. Well, that's what they have been responding with. Sometimes I'll chat with someone, and I think we've matched a restaurant, and they'll just right back ogre b o on. Then they'll say unmatched.

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They say it. Yeah, they don't match you want, You know,

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Look, you know, it is a tough world out there. There's more restaurants than there ever have been, you know? And they're also different there, so diverse. And, um, I just want to find the right one for me. Obviously. Make my X old jokes.

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Well, no offense, but you're starving. Yeah.

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Yeah, Well, I haven't been on a date in a month now. Um, I might well, Howard to the doctor, and they said I'm starving to death.

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Jerryd alone are You ever is a little self. Love you ever eat alone are You know I don't need to live. You have to eat. Food is fuel. Don't, period. You don't need to live. It just kinda happened.

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Yeah, I eat. If it comes up, you know you're starving to death. That's what the That's the bag nurses? I don't know.

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Did they prescribe anything?

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Horse, huh? He said, you're so hungry. You could eat a horse.

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Are you sure this was a

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doctor? And not just like a guy who's trying to be clever

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on the street.

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Your doctor's got to be funny. You gotta have a funny relationship with the doctor. Yes. You ever see a funny movie without a funny doctor? And

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Ah, well,

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no. Only funny. He doesn't. Every

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40 movies got a $40

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three. Only funny movie is Patch Adams. So

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that is our favorite film Canon.

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All right, well, how about this, guys?

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Take it. Oh, God dammit! Oh,

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right in the care of a T shin but the hair of your head

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in and I missed it. But now the team is playing and I'd like to welcome you all worlds. But Chin, another episode of the teacher's lounge, the first best and only podcast pertaining to issues relevant to the Hamilton High School community. I, of course am Howard. Don't bottle it, Levis. Ah, your biology teacher and I'm here with my buddies. Mm.

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Now, don't don't bottle it. What does that mean? Here? Whatever

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with. Ah, well. Ah, I spent the weekend this last weekend working on some sort of special See? Well, yeah. Specialty jams. Ah, I met. Had an old friend from high school in town. I did.

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Lady friend, male friend,

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male friend. Ah. I was hoping that he would invite a couple of ah, his lady friends from back in high school to come with him. But then when I thought about it, that's a little bit weird. Teoh,

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your friend for 52 years ago, and you're like, Well, I hope they break some of those babes from our high school that way.

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I did not hang out with

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that he hung out with.

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Remember that I went to high school with my nose B 52 years. You're Tosto?

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Yeah. Little did I know That's an unreasonable expectation. Be some new people he's met. Yeah, I was thinking, you know, you don't know he seemed like a sociable guy. Turns out he's just he's not, uh, he's a guy who likes to make jams. Uh,

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you you, when you hang out with someone you wanted tohave you wanted to be like a club front door. Like, gotta be more chicks, more chicks. So you're not coming in tow, Howard. I

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mean, I'll say this. I want it to be that, but I don't want to say that because I feel like that makes me seem gross and bad. Uh, we just have this Not I can't. You know, I can't. I'm not nasty on, You know, I just heavily imply that that's where I'd like in, like, emails and texts and phone calls

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family. And it's

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a big question with the heavily imply Are you gross and bad for saying you want it or you grossed in bad for wanting it all the time. Denying yourself and then doing the most disgusting things you could dio now pops out

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Now I don't I can't think of a single nasty thing that I've done that makes it seem that maybe you're inherently bad men. Nasty.

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You certainly around the subject. Always bbw was your

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body. It's a green back. It said B b w And then it said, Bring back Walter. So and then you went on to be I I know this doesn't make a ton of sense, but do you remember Walter? He was our friend from a long time ago, right? No, you're like, Yeah, we met him. Ah, when we were on that cruise, and we don't think there's a Walter. So I think that you started out just being nasty. You double down, and you didn't realize there was a

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simple backspace on the computer. Well, I wish that you send out loud

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Well, you know, You know, if you looked at the pattern of my emails, my computer's backspace key has been broken for 3.5 years. Uh, yes. So that's why there's so many run on sentences, I say. And a lot of no, no, no. Scratch that. Ah, I can't actually believe anything.

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I'm glad you figured it out because original your computer screen was covered in white Out

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way were getting all the mistake way.

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And I thought you guys were getting clean. Beautiful, corresponds. Correspondences were mistaken. They're riddled with. But anyway, I made some some really gross jams with Jean. Yeah, he specifically said these are terrible. Don't bottle it. Uh, and we were live streaming on YouTube.

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Nickname is how has about how you're not good at jams.

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So it came up in the comments on the YouTube livestream.

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What were some of your jam flavors?

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Ah, Well, I I did one. That was beef water. Uh, water be

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free. Water jam,

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beef, water jam. I thought that'd be good on, like a

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baby are One of my favorite foods is egg water.

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Yeah. You know, a pistol was for you, Bill. I was hoping you would. You'd jump in.

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So we're talking about that. Ah, that red water. Uh, it's ah, sort of accumulates in that little Styrofoam tray. That little rid of beef diaper todo diaper that sits under the baby. Yeah, I have been collecting beef diapers my whole life

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there. Unbelievable. You've seen my

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commercials? Yeah. Yeah, Well, you you were trying to petition the school and the country to have changing tables for T bones. Porterhouse is because you would be you'd be a Disneyland, and you'd be trying to change your Tebow just out in the middle

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of a day that they don't even have a flip down table. Your beef. You really yourself bags? I

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had a bunch. I would carry little t bones. Porterhouse is around holding their bone.

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You really trying to paint yourself is an amazing beef. Dad. In that commercial, I was a

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beef daddy. I was a beef dad, and it was all based on the beef diaper. And I work backwards from there and kind of, like, created a whole life.

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And you for a while. You finally got beef, Daddy, You got your version of Beef Daddy to the 13th page of Google 1st 12 pages are very different Beef Daddy's?

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Yes, yes, I While I I attempted I attempted to become a porn star to get higher up on beef Daddy. Um, but I I wasn't beefy, and I was definitely not what everyone considered Dad. Your plan

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was to dio sort of secret like tie ins. Yes, he was a search for beef patty, uh, porn. But then it's actually a

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commission. It's like what? And I would be like, hold on one second before we have sex with each other. What's that? Over there is that beef. Is that gonna put that on something? Because what? It's gonna leak out everywhere. What about a little beef diver, beef pad, beef diaper diapers, and turn the camera Beef day? Because

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you had

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to version of the commercial. One was beef diaper one with was beef pad. Beefy beef diaper is has been chosen by the market

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beef diaper is what everybody responded to. That's what got me on the show space at Dollar General. If you are not happy with your beef diaper, you get some ground. Chuck, you take it off, you put it in the pan. There's that little beef beef, uh, supplied by the beef manufacturer Diaper on your like, I don't like that years is more absorb minus boards or way more absorb. Okay.

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A lot of people are saying your beef diapers are actually just pampers.

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I read They are. Yeah, I bet they are. They definitely smell like scented Pampers. What? You would think

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like, did a baby take a big fat leak

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in this? Because it's catching it on six. Sick

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baby with bloody p

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grows. Howard Howard, We don't

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use that. We use blue liquid in the commercial. We don't use beef. Blood. That's disgusting. Um, but yeah. Beef diaper checking out. I'm very sorry,

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Howard. No, it's OK. Uh, my beef beef water jam didn't go over so well.

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I think that's just as you could be. Good as you.

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There's a thick that is I got you a gelatinous as you, uh uh,

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Slow down. I got to God bless all three. Well, you God, God bless you. Okay? You don't bless you. God bless you. God bless you.

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Thank you. But anyway, Gene left. Ah, kind of pissed. Uh,

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what did you say

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when you want a gene to bring I don't know your wares on my hose. I've never said Host

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your word. You can't say your words and not mine. Wait. Was it? When do you say that? I don't

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know. When you use that phrase,

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you say it. When? When I say something in your repeating it. I've never called these ladies home.

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Okay? I thought you said that when you thought somebody used that word a lot. No,

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no, that's not true. I won't go. You caught me. Yeah, we

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could all agree. His words, not ours. We all think Howard says hose when he refers to what we would call just women Respect?

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No, I don't know. Uh, I said I when I when he originally said he's come by. I said, Well, you got any extra seats in your car? Uh, might want to fill them up with with, you know, some some pleasant company is what I said.

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You took a big roundabout.

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Yeah, Yeah. Question was that he x receipts e mail back. Pleasant company.

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Yeah. Yeah. What do you say on I said no. I said I said, somebody who smells nice, somebody who might be kind. I said, get

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Last your mind?

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do that cause you use those words with me and I brought Wayne Brady. You gotta be more specific.

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I mean, I thought there's even if you pick Wayne Brady, there's still two other seats in the car. He'll definitely pick a lady for the other two. Uh, I said maybe somebody who looks like ah ah, MEREDITH Vieira Because

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yes. Whoa, look, That was the

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most direct I could be. I think MEREDITH Vieira

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there is a baby.

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She's a babe. And I was hoping Jean knew somebody who looked like her. I said helping. I said, How being Ayerza, babe? Yeah. Ah, but turns out, uh, he actually didn't have any extra seats in his car because he's a hoarder and it's full of newspapers and cardboard boxes is

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word. So your weekend

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you you were hoping to meet someone this weekend, and instead you may be for the gym with order.

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Say it like that. It sounds like a pretty terrible weekends. Uh, and it waas. It's pretty bad at the end of the day.

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Did you put anything on the beef water? James, I

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know what you put on it. I thought it would

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be tasty on a bagel.

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Spritz it. Use a little

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sweat quite thin. Ah, it started had the consistency of like when you put a chicken in the refrigerator and all the fat turns into that sort of clear lateness. Lateness stuff, uh, tasted very greasy. Uh, didn't have much beef flavor. It was mostly

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just greasy water. No beef. Pretty much

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on a bagel.

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And they made my bangle terrible. And you guys know how I love a good bagel on the way.

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What did Jean do, huh? He

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well, Jeanne brought some jams from home? Uh,

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pristine. Huh? Huh? Jean Jam

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jean jacket wear, you see. So he passed on

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your jam. The hoarder passed on your game,

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okay? He pulled some old jams out of his trunk.

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Did he at least help you with how to make James? It sounds like he's a professional, and somehow you ended up with beef lot.

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He said, The only way you can ever fall in love with the processes to stumble through it. And so hey, let me start to do it once myself. Then he gave me a couple pointers. Didn't help at all. Second batch. Worse than the first. Ah, and so he left. He said, I'm a lost cause. I stayed on the YouTube live stream for a couple hours. Just chatting apps, folks. That

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was a cry. That was a quick cry with them empowered. It's okay.

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No, you know,

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anything, you, anything you bottled are jarred or whatever. I would love to take a swipe.

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It's interesting

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that you're bottling things up. That's very interesting that year. Look up. It's something to look at your bottling things up bottom

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up in such a disgusting way they're coming out of speed water. You need to look at the things you're bottling up. Freshen up that jam.

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And that is the plan for this coming weekend. Ah, dear little introspection. Gonna take a little solo drive. How? Teoh the desert. See? What? What's inside my head?

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That's really awesome. I've been out in the desert a lot lately. Hey, guys. Sam. Weatherman here. And, uh, yeah, I teach student, government and, um, drivers at, But lately I've been doing a lot of rock climbing and bouldering. Wow. Yeah, that's cool. Yes. Now, bouldering is my favorite cause you only have to get off the ground about 23 feet. Yeah, and then you just fall in the

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pets and it's big, Big holds big hole Bigfoot footpads like it's easy.

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That's right. And there's a great community that accepts me. I go out to Joshua Tree or wherever your local rock area is, and there's people that live out there and smoke dope and have ugly hair on that. Let anyone hang out with, um, it's fantastic.

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I've seen you with some of these undeserving climbers, and they are, it's it's all sorts of

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people. Starting is a kind where

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you love a community of people who the only thing they have in common is they have decided to like this

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Acceptance is so important,

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right? You know, uh, first, I was a little worried cause yeah, to me, I always thought I would be the one spot and you holding your rope or whatever. Ah, and when you went without me, it was like, OK, well, maybe just forgot to call, But now I'm looking at your forearms right now. They are huge,

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huge, And you can tell there's a lot of burns on him. There's a lot of rope burns on open wounds. Understand? Really fun. It's And it

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seems

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like Ah e. I don't know if you know exactly where to put the chalk, but you put it everywhere.

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Yeah, well, I just came back from a sesh. Yeah, of course. I got it on the nose. Got it behind my neck. Got on the balls of my feet.

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Yes, all over every a piece of your skin. Everywhere.

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Yeah, I'm covered in it. You know, we bring a big bowl. It's like the size of a hot tub, it seems. And we

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caught a bullet that

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point sensible. You can remove the

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Yeah, Yeah, I just call it a tub. Bring a ton of talc. Everybody takes a little dive in and ah, spin. And then you I'm a boulder because it

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seems a little bit like and not as

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not far from what you would do to a chicken finger. You've added a little bit of layer of wet

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underneath the towel. Teoh your

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roll around in egg Wash before you.

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Exactly what you want.

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Grip. You know, you were a little of what they call breading on your hand, and so you should roll around on the neg wash, and then you hop back in the town, and then if you're really going to go high, you'll get back in the egg wash on, then back in the talc after they've salt and peppered it. Man, if you're climbing up on the hot enough day, you will turn into what they call a riel rock climber, right? For a

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chicken strip? Yes. Okay, So is this you? Are you are you chicken strip right now? Because because you seem

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browned up. You seem Chris, I'm pretty crispy hot out there. Yeah, the one last step they do. If you really want to go full boulder is they'll throw a hot bowl of grease on you right before your time on. The hot rock

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is like taking oil,

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but it's oil. Baking oil

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is going to say the bottle. The bottle says 100% vegetable oil.

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Is it

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true that you Onley dio in us with six or 12 people?

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That's right. That's right. You gotta go in even numbers, because when you go up there, it's a buddy system I got. You know, anyone else is anyone else like on the side to the side of you are? Oh, yeah. You gotta bring a ranch hand for sure. Um, let's see who's there. Bobby Cues. There, there. Bobby que Bobby Cues there. We got a ranch hand there.

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Okay, Yes, I say that's gonna

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bring your tea. Oh, yeah. I'll bring my honey and my mustard. Oh, mustard is just I like to eat mustard s. That's actual mustard. Yeah, that's just regular monthly

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being buoyed.

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You re mustard like degenerate.

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That's right. It's what quenches my, um dryness. Sometimes I have what other people call a thirst I have for dryness, overcooked That's right. Yeah. So I just shoot mustard.

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And is it true that, uh, you and all your friends it's always good for kids, right?

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Oh, that's the best. Yes, the best part. After you, Boulder, or you ascend as they say, You come back down and there isn't awesome potluck kids first. Of course. Yes, they start nibbling on your fingers.

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I don't know if you've got eaten minutes or not. We

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are you and your six friends or 12 friends.

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Five minutes into your

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motoring story for us to find out you're getting eaten yet again. You know, you got to stop serving yourself up to people.

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I'm in it for the community. I'm in it for the community. You have you Your value

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is not whether or not you can sustain people by being eaten. You

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people energy,

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baby, What can I say? There's ways to do that between you

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bottling unable to bottle bottle things up properly. And you giving so much of yourself up to people that you're being eaten. I feel like we've got a big metaphor going on.

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Yeah, eat me yourself.

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You don't need to give that much of yourself up to everybody.

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This is funny.

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Please take a bite and tell me how it tastes. Delicious. Your good? I'm not saying you

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don't taste good. Some ranch. Uh, you taste great. Yeah. Said juicy on the inside. Perfectly crisp on the outside. How long you were up on the sunny boulder? It

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was a while, was 12. It was at 13 minutes. Well,

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im God Badr, a theater teacher. Feminist pariah.

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Uh, what does that

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mean? Way screamed that I not from age upped. I

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thought people were kind of making a Mariah Carey

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joke. Yeah. Oh, that's interesting, right? I thought it was like a type of Pharaoh,

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right? Like someone the red Pharaoh. Do you understand how to pronounce it? But that's what we were screaming that

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it's classic May. I was like, Why? I guess I look pretty royal. I don't know.

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Um, well, you know, I've been caught a lot of things in my life. Pig loser. Uh, starving to death, Starving to death late on my alimony. Guilty. Guilty. A lot. Um, guilty and insanity. But, you know, pariahs. A new one, which I we have been getting a lot. And it's somebody I had to look it up. Not accepted in the community. Kind of cast aside. Problematic. Um And so obviously, if you're going to be an artist, you're gonna do theater. You're gonna challenge people. And I've become a pariah, like all the good artists.

0:23:45 Unknown Speaker #3

So you have a new play called I

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Am Not a Pariah.

0:23:50 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, Yeah, it's Ah, I am not a pariah. Um, and it's we're putting an honest the high school drama this year s all The kids were very excited to help me with that on

0:24:02 Unknown Speaker #1

your doing the high school comedy as well. I am a pariah.

0:24:05 Unknown Speaker #4

It's two sides of the same coin comedy and drama. It's just like the funny little mask. Um, so, yeah, I

0:24:11 Unknown Speaker #1

know you don't know what that is, by the way, Google the funny little man.

0:24:14 Unknown Speaker #4

Funny little man, Come right out. It's It's son of the mask. We all know it. Um, so, yeah, it's a double play. Some nights will be doing the drama. Some nights will be doing the comedy and we don't know. We asked the audience is beginning. Which one do you want to see the drug,

0:24:30 Unknown Speaker #2

you people. Choice. That's new for you.

0:24:33 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, the thing is, it's the illusion of choice because is there but the same play. But the lines were delivered differently,

0:24:41 Unknown Speaker #1

so I didn't even ask

0:24:43 Unknown Speaker #4

because people like a gimmick. People love a gimmick on DSO We're going with this one, but I think it's going really good. I am not starring in this one. I'm letting I'm letting the kids act in this one. That's good growth. After my trilogy got pretty panned, Um, uh, I had to do some self reflection and decided You know what? Maybe I got to take a break from acting and focus on, uh, my dream has always been for my entire life. It's professional trampoline ing, So I'm working on that.

0:25:16 Unknown Speaker #3

You were talking about that brand new. You don't

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may have always been a triple in head.

0:25:21 Unknown Speaker #5

I went to one Discovery zone or of jump a lot.

0:25:25 Unknown Speaker #3

What is that place out near the airport?

0:25:27 Unknown Speaker #2

There's one called Sky Zone. A

0:25:30 Unknown Speaker #4

gentle recovery. I want to start jumps a lot.

0:25:34 Unknown Speaker #5

I like small, big tramps

0:25:36 Unknown Speaker #4

like trips on I can fly

0:25:41 Unknown Speaker #5

e like tramps that can fly.

0:25:44 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, you have to stay can kind of long. Yeah, exactly. So I'm doing that. It's, uh, professionally. It's what? That's the hope. I'm hoping to make the Olympics next. Well,

0:25:54 Unknown Speaker #5

that explains all the fucked up ankles, wrists, toes, head,

0:26:02 Unknown Speaker #1

Wayne's all the bandages. You

0:26:05 Unknown Speaker #2

pretty much anything sticking off your trunk is injured

0:26:09 Unknown Speaker #1

looking like a mummy. Yeah. Okay. You have you You have been looking like Mummy for sure. Okay, You've

0:26:16 Unknown Speaker #2

been looking like a moment.

0:26:17 Unknown Speaker #4

Okay, I'll tell you everything. I look like

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a all right. It's true.

0:26:25 Unknown Speaker #4

But it's because I give myself up to my you myself up to my athletics. I give myself up to my heart. You know, it's the same as it's always been with May I go 100 and 10%. Right now they've got this special now where I go in and I just pay a monthly fee to them and the hospital. And so it's all wrapped in with very don't stand. That's exactly

0:26:49 Unknown Speaker #1

And I've seen some of these professional trampoline ists in the Olympics and such. What kind of tricks are you working on? Because they're doing like, triple flips. They're doing like Mick Twist, ease I'm doing. Come back down so twisty. Come back down Yes. And that So, like a single flip? What's ah, like a double know a single flip? I'm just trying

0:27:09 Unknown Speaker #4

to s so far have not been able to land back on the spot I jumped

0:27:12 Unknown Speaker #1

from right now you're working on the comeback down.

0:27:15 Unknown Speaker #4

That's the trick I'm working on right now and you keep eating it like it's not an accomplishment, but it's like yoga. Everybody's working with their own body in their own body weight. So for me, my come back down is like a little tiny 13 year olds triple mctwist e. I

0:27:31 Unknown Speaker #2

don't know what I think. You're over selling what you can do because I've seen some of the practice videos on your your phone. Ah, and you don't even jump. You stand on the trampoline and you kind of just like you make your body sort of like you a wave of like I'm jumping but, like

0:27:47 Unknown Speaker #5

in a kid will come by jump on the trampoline, you will fly off, get launched off like

0:27:52 Unknown Speaker #2

a double bounce from another kid

0:27:54 Unknown Speaker #3

because as the as the

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slobs, no, any time you get in a shower, the water's too heavy. It smashed you to the floor. You're

0:28:02 Unknown Speaker #6

classically well.

0:28:02 Unknown Speaker #4

I'm two dimensional.

0:28:04 Unknown Speaker #1

Let's be clear. The water pressure is low. Is that the water is to see

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if it is a weak, weak system in this shower.

0:28:14 Unknown Speaker #4

My place was now the third place in a row that I thought was the perfect place but didn't test the shower before. I send police, and it is such a low flow. What Water, right? Yeah. I recently got I recently got blown through a European wall. By today,

0:28:32 Unknown Speaker #2

you say well, but it's actually a ceiling, right?

0:28:34 Unknown Speaker #4

With Europe. The car

0:28:36 Unknown Speaker #3

you got blown through a ceiling by a today? Yes.

0:28:41 Unknown Speaker #4

Which, you know, I think they were ceilings. A little fitter there. I

0:28:47 Unknown Speaker #1

think you got blown right into another today above you. And then right through the next year.

0:28:51 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, I got blown through 15 days in a row on a tall building on. Luckily, there was a speed. There was the 15th floor. There was a large man finally. So

0:29:03 Unknown Speaker #3

you ran into his, but kind of smashed up against his. But while I was getting clean, you remember when I

0:29:10 Unknown Speaker #4

came back and won? Thought I had a cold in your hat. That was the guy that I shut up into,

0:29:16 Unknown Speaker #3

like, a novel way. We're all dying for that way. We're looking all around. No, that was It was just a big, fat man. Melgar was

0:29:26 Unknown Speaker #4

a classically like chef looking Belgium

0:29:29 Unknown Speaker #1

because you said you just went to a new restaurant concept called Big Man.

0:29:35 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah, well, I went to Big Man said to use the bathroom right after I bought a had a big brands. But

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when When I what can you Ah, sir, jumps a lot. Will they Let me advertise. Beef Diaper?

0:29:52 Unknown Speaker #4

Yeah. Oh, I'm doing all sorts advertising. I'm gonna be the Olympics. And I'm what now? Under what NASCAR does, but on my body. So up test any advertisement for sale.

0:30:02 Unknown Speaker #5

You have Jack in the box statute on your arm. Is that confirmed, or is that just kind of like a little no consignment type of thing?

0:30:08 Unknown Speaker #4

You're actually looking to get that covered up? That's an excellent by a

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question about remember,

0:30:16 Unknown Speaker #5

Jagga divides e. He kept saying he just didn't want to hang out with you, sir. He's like I said I can and not having the box.

0:30:24 Unknown Speaker #4

All right, call him Jack in the box, just like it's absolutely He didn't. That's why is my axe

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Do you think

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over it, sir? Flies a lot. They'd let me take out of NOAA Gigantic bucket onto the trampoline. And maybe there's some sauce in there. See what

0:30:38 Unknown Speaker #4

I mean? I can ask. You know what? You would need to

0:30:40 Unknown Speaker #3

Sam's a human chicken finger way. Get in on this. Yeah. Come on, guys. Once you

0:30:46 Unknown Speaker #5

get your shit figured out,

0:30:47 Unknown Speaker #2

you should come. I think I'm well on the way to getting my shit figured out. Quote unquote. I haven't Haven't been upset in a long time.

0:30:57 Unknown Speaker #5

That sounds true. Yes. Good. That's been doodling, but you wrote BD sm on the little bank. You know what that means? Do you know what BDs and means?

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Ah, I don't You Do. You?

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What do you think?

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Do you know what it means?

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I know what it means.

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We all know what it

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means. We all know what it means.

0:31:19 Unknown Speaker #2

Uh ah. I could really say it means I say it means, uh, big dudes should know.

0:31:30 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah, on. That's in that you don't have a tiny man on

0:31:35 Unknown Speaker #5

a long march That's just he's gonna get bopped off flying,

0:31:38 Unknown Speaker #2

you think? What do you think it means when I write that? Cause I

0:31:42 Unknown Speaker #5

think it means, uh, bondage, uh, dog suit massacres. I

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e Actually, I think that my dog you rescue yet I gotta rescue. And

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it tied my ass up and spank me.

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Gonna Bondi's.

0:32:08 Unknown Speaker #2

Where did you get this rescue from a

0:32:09 Unknown Speaker #3

prison pound. Okay, any was way was he had one

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of those gas masks on and a little leather

0:32:17 Unknown Speaker #1

was he really was the pseudo

0:32:19 Unknown Speaker #5

when he was suit. A mask isn't with with an ass. Guys, I got a back way.

0:32:28 Unknown Speaker #2

All right, guys, Thanks so much for sticking it out through the break. We appreciate you giving us your time is what I'll say. We appreciate it. Yeah, we're really excited today. Uh, we've got one of your fellow students in the lounge today. Ah, you know, a real talented young lady and we're excited to have a chat weather here in the lounge. Uh, and her name is Mary Gold. Proxy on McCune,

0:32:55 Unknown Speaker #3

Actually, pretty good

0:32:58 Unknown Speaker #2

practicing in the mirror for for three or four hours this morning because I knew you were coming and I got really in my head about it. He'll botch a last name. Easy last names. I I make mistakes with these guys. Last name. So I feel good that I even came close.

0:33:13 Unknown Speaker #6

Yeah. You really, really nailed it on the

0:33:15 Unknown Speaker #2

head there, Hasam. Well, thank you so much for being here. Marigold. Uh, we really appreciate you taking some time out of your day. We know you're busy. Busy kid?

0:33:23 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah. Classic Classic Merrick Gold outfit here. Big huge square shirt Giant Adam Sandler Basketball Shores and Big Duck Murcia. Big Doc Martin. Now that

0:33:43 Unknown Speaker #2

those are not your size,

0:33:45 Unknown Speaker #6

Um, well, I mean there I like a little room here for, like, fashion and stuff, you know? But, like, I guess, technically, it's not my size. But if you were a belt, anything

0:33:55 Unknown Speaker #5

can be your size. Oh, wait. Not only shoes. You've gathers belts tightened around the ankles, and they're not working great.

0:34:05 Unknown Speaker #6

Yeah, I'm

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probably like

0:34:07 Unknown Speaker #6

a size seven, and these are Well, I sort of I have to admit something. I've been stealing basketball shoes from the guys.

0:34:14 Unknown Speaker #5

Yes, you. I'm glad you admitted it. You've been We knew way knew we definitely know

0:34:22 Unknown Speaker #4

there is a big issue in the first place that you were having the basketball team wear. Doc Martens. Yes, that was a

0:34:27 Unknown Speaker #6

Well, that's because they're also in the step team, right? Because they're doing

0:34:30 Unknown Speaker #5

their step. Yes,

0:34:32 Unknown Speaker #4

stepping up to the courts. Uh, somehow there at the bottom of both. A lot of people are saying pickling because they're really bad above.

0:34:41 Unknown Speaker #5

Yeah, you, like, go in. Use the halftime for strategy Bill Don't do step routine

0:34:48 Unknown Speaker #6

But I really like to revival of Stomp. When he called it stamp

0:34:52 Unknown Speaker #5

and I thought I was interested, I did well, but people want to get rid of the post office and I need to raise awareness. Okay, Everybody's like, let's just go to ups and FedEx And

0:35:01 Unknown Speaker #6

I'm like, No, we need this

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dirty little building in the middle of

0:35:05 Unknown Speaker #6

thes stamps. There forever is what you say at the end, which is weird that you interrupt them,

0:35:10 Unknown Speaker #5

but yes, I come out and I give a long speech about how important stamps are and that they change. You know, the what's on them and that we need something that we have toe lick to use that just get stuffed in a drawer

0:35:28 Unknown Speaker #2

going into the speech now

0:35:29 Unknown Speaker #5

and then, you litigate. It's important is

0:35:33 Unknown Speaker #6

tact I And it's hard to hear them because they're stopping in the background.

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solid six minutes.

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A

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Issues that you're not miked up your carry.

0:35:44 Unknown Speaker #3

Well, what do you

0:35:45 Unknown Speaker #5

think about when my dog attacks me in honor of the in honor of the postman? I

0:35:49 Unknown Speaker #4

think it was unplanned. And you are wrecked conning that being played.

0:35:53 Unknown Speaker #3

No, that was very much plan. Ah, and he attacked the shit out of it. Bit me up bad. Like, just like the postman

0:36:02 Unknown Speaker #4

you plan for your drug dog to drug you up and down the stands as if it was during little stadium runs.

0:36:08 Unknown Speaker #5

Yes, I did. It was all part of it. That's that's tough. Corio.

0:36:14 Unknown Speaker #4

Merkel were

0:36:15 Unknown Speaker #6

coming gold. I'm trying something new. Greatly. Call me gold.

0:36:20 Unknown Speaker #4

It's a good time to reinvent yourself. Sophomore year. You know, it's like you're not. You're not fully an adult. You could be whatever you want.

0:36:28 Unknown Speaker #6

Yeah, I'll be in adult whatever

0:36:30 Unknown Speaker #2

on. And we'll say the last year or so of your life has actually been quite a transformation. Style wise I mean, you went from being what we would describe is very standard. So yes,

0:36:45 Unknown Speaker #3

this casual horse. And now you've got the

0:36:49 Unknown Speaker #4

run up on those horses in your pencil skirt.

0:36:54 Unknown Speaker #3

I loathe the little helmet. That's a

0:36:57 Unknown Speaker #5

long red hair e. I

0:37:04 Unknown Speaker #6

can't bigly itself there. They're different boots, right? So now I'm like, doing this thing, and I think I'm I know I think I'm really coming into who I am.

0:37:14 Unknown Speaker #2

And you think that this is an authentic expression of who you

0:37:17 Unknown Speaker #6

are? Yes. So it's

0:37:18 Unknown Speaker #5

not. It's not kind of a because Billy I'll ish came onto the scene this year. Billy, I'll ish like a singer Hop. She wants just along with

0:37:29 Unknown Speaker #4

the same exact hair is here

0:37:33 Unknown Speaker #6

green up top, and then it goes into black plastic Grammy. Look, she wanted

0:37:41 Unknown Speaker #2

a lot of Grammys. If you watch the Grammys, which we know you like music,

0:37:45 Unknown Speaker #6

you're talking about Tanya Tucker, the older leading

0:37:48 Unknown Speaker #3

No, we're talking about Billy Eyelash. One of the most 10. You? Yeah. Yeah,

0:37:52 Unknown Speaker #6

Okay. I think you did.

0:37:55 Unknown Speaker #5

When you were doing horse girl, there was a little bit of Sanya in there for sure, but now you

0:38:01 Unknown Speaker #3

look a lot. You also You also have this

0:38:05 Unknown Speaker #5

man following you around now named Finn ius. You call. You call him Phinnaeus. You call him Phinnaeus. But it's obviously Billy from last year. We know him

0:38:19 Unknown Speaker #6

well. I think Bill, he didn't want to be in a billy box anymore. And so now he, like, goes by Finney a switch. I said go by Finn, and that was his idea. But the any a

0:38:29 Unknown Speaker #4

Senate. Wow. So it's a good collaboration there.

0:38:33 Unknown Speaker #6

Yeah, we collab for share. And,

0:38:36 Unknown Speaker #4

uh, you wanted to come on because you're you've got an LP You've been working on that. You want to tell the kids

0:38:41 Unknown Speaker #6

about What's that?

0:38:43 Unknown Speaker #4

A new album

0:38:45 Unknown Speaker #6

it stands for

0:38:47 Unknown Speaker #4

I think limited press But I might

0:38:49 Unknown Speaker #5

be a long, long, long plain song.

0:38:52 Unknown Speaker #6

I'm sort of like, Yeah, you did.

0:39:00 Unknown Speaker #4

Long I put are more lp's

0:39:04 Unknown Speaker #3

Okay, Okay, So you don't know

0:39:11 Unknown Speaker #1

what on album is called?

0:39:13 Unknown Speaker #6

I am just like I think you're talking about my music and manages interested in doing hits and, like, not worrying about like being in like a billy box or being in a help, a long play thing that you're talking about, You know, I don't. You guys were talking about, like, oldies. Like like soundcloud. Yeah. Soundcloud. Or like maybe tic tac. And yeah, like, I'm not like, you know, I'm like, OK, like, not I'm, like,

0:39:42 Unknown Speaker #2

different. Oh, now, that's interesting. That's a good perspective for high school kids to, like, Sort of find your thing. And, like, really push yourself to be true to yourself.

0:39:52 Unknown Speaker #6

Yeah. Give us

0:39:54 Unknown Speaker #5

okay. I mean, you warm. You did perform, uh, over the holidays when we had the white Christmas celebration. Um, and, uh, it was a dark version. Glad I have my here comes Santa. So I think I didn't mean it like that. I

0:40:16 Unknown Speaker #6

e as you know, go ahead

0:40:18 Unknown Speaker #5

and say it. Uh, my last year. Proxy Cotton

0:40:24 Unknown Speaker #6

I Lau its proxy. Yeah. McCune proxy

0:40:29 Unknown Speaker #5

Yarmuk. Oh, sorry. Sorry. But you did a very dark version of Here comes Santa Claus. It was very whispery. Yeah, like, really cool and different. Yes, Phinnaeus was there, playing the tall or at

0:40:45 Unknown Speaker #6

all he was merely playing way

0:40:49 Unknown Speaker #5

and he came out on stilts with long slacks. Look a lot like a Tim Burton character. To be honest,

0:40:56 Unknown Speaker #6

look like look sort of have. Iris is really removed from Ireland and doing our own thing, which is like, you think it's Venice is

0:41:08 Unknown Speaker #5

black. It is very interesting. Iss it is, But But that was that

0:41:14 Unknown Speaker #5

cool new take on. Here comes Santa Claus

0:41:14 Unknown Speaker #3

was a

0:41:17 Unknown Speaker #6

Did come Santa Claus. Here comes Santa Claus

0:41:24 Unknown Speaker #5

referred Billy. I was that man when you were a zit, was I'm a bad guy. I right is that what is their song is.

0:41:39 Unknown Speaker #6

Yeah, but then I sort of, like, kicked up my like foot and sort of did this sort of, like, interesting J. Wray? Yes. And then, like I was like, so, like, my arms were a Kimbo, and I was like, uh,

0:41:54 Unknown Speaker #3

not a lot of dust go. I'll tell you

0:41:57 Unknown Speaker #2

this. Gold, uh, it feels like, ah, lot of people when they're becoming an artist, they imitate other artists, and that's a part of finding who you are. And it's

0:42:06 Unknown Speaker #3

totally okay

0:42:07 Unknown Speaker #2

for you to just accept that. Right now you're in a phase where you're trying to sort of emulate a person who you really respect, and and that will be a step on the path to you finding out who you are. You

0:42:18 Unknown Speaker #3

don't have

0:42:18 Unknown Speaker #2

to claim to be original. You can just say I like Billy. I'll ish, and I'm I'm kind of a pin her style right now.

0:42:25 Unknown Speaker #5

Um, no. Okay, wait, go.

0:42:33 Unknown Speaker #6

I k know. I think maybe And I'm like, it's not that I wasn't listening to you or taking in what you're saying. I heard every word you said, but, like also no. Yeah,

0:42:46 Unknown Speaker #2

honestly, you're not the first person today. Even todo

0:42:50 Unknown Speaker #5

people would have thought that you had enough going on when you were a business casual horse girl to sort of, like, be different.

0:42:58 Unknown Speaker #1

That wasn't even your first persona. No. You know,

0:43:01 Unknown Speaker #2

we've heard about you in middle school, and that's just a business.

0:43:04 Unknown Speaker #5

Casual girl was a freshman thing. Couldn't you talk about being Lau? That's you need

0:43:10 Unknown Speaker #6

You will hear my last name and then know that I'm loud like we all get it. I

0:43:21 Unknown Speaker #4

think that ah, you know, art eyes so easy to rip off. And so I'm with year where it's like, Hey, my relationship with intellectual property is embattled. Ah, and if this gets you attention, that's great. I mean, we all remember when orgy did of cover of blue Monday, and it made them huge for a while. Tour fifties. Oh, my. I guess I'm aging myself a little bit here, but orgies blue Monday was 2000 to, uh um, yeah, you would probably just a twinkle in Ah ah, in your in your parents In your parents. Okay, Uh, there's a

0:44:06 Unknown Speaker #5

you say common her dad scroll. Get

0:44:10 Unknown Speaker #1

to what you're trying to say to winkle out there makes you but you never

0:44:14 Unknown Speaker #5

like Twinkle. They're

0:44:15 Unknown Speaker #3

calm. They're just s so exciting to just

0:44:20 Unknown Speaker #6

talk a piers, You know, you that with you guys. And this is really cool.

0:44:25 Unknown Speaker #1

Yeah, we're in the lounge, so yeah, there's a little bit of a different agreement and we

0:44:29 Unknown Speaker #5

know you know you don't given af you know, given

0:44:33 Unknown Speaker #6

I don't I don't. That's why I obviously, the way I dress I don't care like you don't care, e You know, if anybody told you that I give a fuck or don't whatever their

0:44:50 Unknown Speaker #4

um Now you you you were

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I t o way. All of us are

0:45:15 Unknown Speaker #5

frozen in fear.

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We didn't do anything

0:45:18 Unknown Speaker #3

wear in a said if there's cameras we didn't do anything, Todd,

0:45:30 Unknown Speaker #5

given a very cold, stiff pat on the shoulder. Come on, You're making

0:45:35 Unknown Speaker #3

its way. All right now, right. Fisheries issuing her forehead.

0:45:52 Unknown Speaker #4

OK, enough of that.

0:45:55 Unknown Speaker #6

Okay, That made us. They're

0:45:58 Unknown Speaker #2

very gold. I'll say that that what just happened made it pretty clear what's going on is all I'll say. Okay. And this

0:46:04 Unknown Speaker #5

is searching for a personality on, and

0:46:08 Unknown Speaker #3

this is the time to do it. Okay? We were all there when we were in high school. We weren't

0:46:12 Unknown Speaker #2

as cool as we are. All right now. I

0:46:14 Unknown Speaker #5

mean, I didn't have the beef, diaper and high

0:46:17 Unknown Speaker #3

school. I didn't have anything. Yes, and I

0:46:20 Unknown Speaker #6

You guys were better before

0:46:24 Unknown Speaker #4

wearing is comfortable there. So

0:46:32 Unknown Speaker #3

I mean, do you think Sam

0:46:33 Unknown Speaker #5

was always a big human? Chicken

0:46:36 Unknown Speaker #3

fingers just got just happened. Just got Everything is awesome. I used to be

0:46:43 Unknown Speaker #1

a stupid chef who put his fingers into his meals book.

0:46:47 Unknown Speaker #3

Now I'm a human, And listen, I used to be I used to be a really sad virgin. And what are you know, I medium happy virgin? That's what he is saying. That you misspoke.

0:47:04 Unknown Speaker #4

A sad virgin with a medium sized Happy Meal

0:47:09 Unknown Speaker #3

wish. Thank you. McDonald's for Kat. Finally caving

0:47:12 Unknown Speaker #2

in, making a box. That's a little bit bigger.

0:47:17 Unknown Speaker #3

Finally, cases it enough letters to corporate.

0:47:21 Unknown Speaker #2

And I said, Listen, happy meals. Everybody needs him. Okay?

0:47:24 Unknown Speaker #3

You wrote every clown she for? Sure.

0:47:28 Unknown Speaker #6

And that's the triumph of your life. I say that's the

0:47:33 Unknown Speaker #2

one that's closest in my memory. And probably yeah, the only one.

0:47:37 Unknown Speaker #3

But listen, Amerigo, what I'm saying is 17 years things change. Okay? Like like. And you've proven

0:47:44 Unknown Speaker #2

that you can try new things and nothing bad is gonna happen. Okay. You

0:47:47 Unknown Speaker #3

were

0:47:47 Unknown Speaker #2

a business casual horse girl.

0:47:50 Unknown Speaker #6

Yeah, and doesn't

0:47:51 Unknown Speaker #2

bad happened last year,

0:47:52 Unknown Speaker #6

right? I mean, all of the horse I got kicked off the flight was

0:47:56 Unknown Speaker #5

kicked on the way that you had that fax machine up there.

0:48:03 Unknown Speaker #1

You didn't wait too much business of their non of horse. Girly. You have to do more. Hearse, horse girl. Last business. Casual Hurst girl, purse girl here at the school

0:48:14 Unknown Speaker #3

is freaking me. There's a petition to get around most of scared to

0:48:22 Unknown Speaker #4

be con side in the first girl position. I do not want to be on her bad side

0:48:26 Unknown Speaker #3

that she is horrified. God,

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your look, Billy, I'll ish is so cool. And you're really cool like her. Absolute about when she sort of slows down about she last forever. You're gonna have a new thing so much older than me.

0:48:43 Unknown Speaker #6

Yeah, OK, so where I have black and then go green on

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the bottom. You're doing a stylish Billy. You're going to more of an island. How are you going to switch up? The clothing is a e

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put boots. Okay, so just get this crop stuff. We can just

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wear back everything

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that's crisscross.

0:49:05 Unknown Speaker #6

So what I'm hearing you say is do the opposite of what I'm doing now and that makes you who you are.

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You just wrote kill Phinnaeus. I cannot do that. You can do that.

0:49:17 Unknown Speaker #6

But he's alive now.

0:49:19 Unknown Speaker #5

You don't want to kill Billy. He's had his family. He's had a tough go of it already. OK,

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listen, I think miracle you

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some soul searching that

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need to do

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that's because first of all, your name is

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marigold proxy. Ya makin

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You feel like you're saying it wrong as we go,

0:49:38 Unknown Speaker #2

CEO gets worse. That's what I'm just saying. You you can just be Mayor Gold. You

0:49:45 Unknown Speaker #3

can be yourself. What? Just word association. Okay. Fun. Okay. What is she like? She does not want to do the word associate. Think she another word? I think she was

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saying that being quiet is fund.

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Yes, she seemed to it shut you up. Don't. Great marigold place. Okay, Excitement. OK.

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Finger to finger. To mouth, finger across lips. She wants you to

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be quiet. No, you don't know. You

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sure? What's coming out from my cell like,

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Ah, weekend, huh? Okay. And maybe there's something to that dough. What does that imply? That implies that you think you're smarter than everybody else. That you that you may be sort of separate yourself from everybody else but because you

0:50:42 Unknown Speaker #6

think Disney Plus has all of the Simpsons.

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What? You're smart. We like that you love yourself. What if you just modeled yourself down? Smart. I

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don't love myself. I love myself. Definitely know. I

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could have said that the second I saw you. This person does not love themselves. I mean, they don't even know who they are. Tagged you for somebody like that right away.

0:51:11 Unknown Speaker #6

I hurts when you say it back to me like when I said it. But now you say it with your deep voice. Oh, no. Now it's

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like, Stop it. No! Hey, Open the door! Wasn't hot saying and higher voice who?

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No, I thought

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made merry Go. Stop crying, Mrs.

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But I think that but naming that for you is a great first step. Okay. How can we get you to love yourself?

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Yes. This is like your class.

0:51:50 Unknown Speaker #4

Yes. Uh, obviously we start the day with theater with voice movement, and then we get right into do you of yourself. Um, all right. And so the first thing is, what do you think? Would you look in the mirrors? OK,

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you think that you should You look you

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want Okay? Thought this. I could relate

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voice in my head. And maybe that's why I'm reacting tonight. As I sit here, I realized that you're the voice in my head. But really, it's

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your

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me, e I still exist. The right. That doesn't mean

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my dark side. You're my void. I think maybe, just like something like that. Or like my ego,

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My worst. I think it's just that you should get in

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on your Yeah, right across for dragging the bucket is sort of tough to not read it. Uh, well, look,

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you mainly just wear vest.

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You know what? You got to stop with that. What the kids

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saying about that? The style my bar petition going around

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you weigh, say about your by just

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like giving kids tell her. But hitting the germ

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where you got

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competition going around called Say yes to the best, right?

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That's right,

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you prosciutto

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behind your Who calls me that?

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Every paper in the back.

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You still there? Yeah. Yes, you have.

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You got doing a paper all over.

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I put it there in the morning so I don't stick to my bed when I wake up. Uh, but have

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you laid out the

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strips of toilet paper on your bad before you Slate?

0:53:45 Unknown Speaker #4

Yes, because you're environments. Two weeks, because I woke up stuck to my bed.

0:53:51 Unknown Speaker #1

Your bed does not have a mattress. And it's made of porcelain.

0:53:54 Unknown Speaker #3

Yeah. Yes, it's a toilet. Your eyes. You're like oversized toilet. But most

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people would say it's an average size.

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Usually balled up on a trial like a little dog. I wish what usually belonging to back top of the toilet.

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Yeah, Yeah. Okay. I put a little pillow between my legs for back issues

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a little tp down so you don't stay. Yeah, so wait till

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you also charcuterie.

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Oh, my God.

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Together? Yes. I'm little pickles, huh? My little bit

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goes, What are they called? Corn is way. You know, little Beckel. So So this is interesting.

0:54:58 Unknown Speaker #1

So all the teachers have food on. We've got a little there. Obviously. Your parachute out, Bayliss. Cornish on Cornish. Honestly, feels a little generous. Yeah, to be honest. Feels about right. Most expensive for people. Call Howard worst

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Cracker. You know that one that nobody wants.

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That's always been my nickname. Like bratwurst, Liverwurst

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saying lavash when you walk past The other day

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That was

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really what? Last year, That award show I won worse Cracker

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Jeff Dunham Post alone.

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Do you play the video right after the White Christmas

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spectacular. Yeah, Theo. Name of that. That was the name

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of that Christmas spectacular was a little unfortunate.

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White Christmas spectacular should not be paired with the

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way. Call it the best. White were lovely. I

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one worse cracker, which was one of the best award. The best, uh, has received awards of the night by the audience.

0:56:19 Unknown Speaker #4

Well, the problem was the awards used to be like anyone could be nominated for best person, whatever. And the whites kept losing. So we had two men. We had to make it a little more specific, so

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they barely beat out Ken Starr

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camp Campaign year whole. These words for, like, national and sometimes international

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way all know that we're

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school magnets. Go. That's why can't start one

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wars cracker. No, because last year's winner always presents it and shake your hand was exciting to me. Dershowitz.

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Absolutely. I loved nourish meanders. Had a lot of fun backstage. Just eating cereal,

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You guys, What's dinner with grammar?

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Wayne? Unbelievable. Dinner with grab. Um, at the beginning of the

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dinner, he called Trump a xenophobe. And at the end, he drew a picture of

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him and said, I love you Was interesting. He flips quick, quick Over the course

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of the dinner. Uh, yeah, I I was really happy to win worse Cracker nickname, right? Worst cracker from the

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shirts. And then, of course, we've got saying, uh, crew to report. What would Sam? But I

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don't know. I have a gas round of. That's right. If

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you guys okay, this'll

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probably be good. Are you shiny plastic dish theme for the kids? And

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I heard someone is called Summer

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Sausage. Summer sausage. Is that Sam? It's not sunburn. Yeah, Busy toothpicks. A little bucket of Tuesday's look

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inedible cheese reference. Brie rind around.

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Bree, I don't know.

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Bottom is not too soft,

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is he? Um, Little weird knife that looks like a paint palette. The

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one of the kids call me,

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Okay, You're simply expired. Duck. Pat

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expired duck. But clearly, I have that extra little fired.

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That's interesting, because the Experian doctorate is the one people don't know its expiry in the first thing. I don't really want to try the duck, patty, but I guess I will. They're all Fuck. Yeah,

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You know what? I've never had duck fat, and I don't know how it's supposed

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todo Yes, you have

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been. You've been the cause of a lot of people's diarrhea.

0:59:19 Unknown Speaker #1

Oh, yeah. People have gotten diary on site by viewing my face, right? Yeah. You were

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in that, um, odium commercial right. Eyes like that before,

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they wouldn't cast me, but it was based on. Right? Right, right. one were number there the Mahler at Christmas time on. Then Santa gets a really worried look on stakes at a guy walks in front of him. I suddenly shoots to

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Rooth. So why do you appear? I'm the guy that your peers and you were played

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by. Who was it played by

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avalanche? It was

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played by avalanche from the front land world's fattest twins from with little thanks. So

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you're there, like the only way we could get this K front back is Vilanch front and two guys on a motorcycle for the

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way they doubled Blanche with that was a

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crude commercial commercial. Is Are you worried that a man might walk in front of you and give you diarrhea

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and your job? That's the one you cannot take breaks you cannot do.

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The kid dies in the commercial in applause. That commercial Sanders shoots into the roof and then has to go apologize. The kid's parents,

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right? And then, of course, what happens to parents get diarrhea from seeing their kids, Of course. Diarrhea, diarrhea.

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Well, we're all really appreciative you, and that's because, you know, that's why our school has so many models, all of your mainly people take for me are really thin. So way

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do you have a lot of models coming out of here? I didn't realize it was because that people were getting to, like, model shape from getting area from looking.

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You could happen. Um Buffels

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They say that mine is the quote healthy. Remember both holes.

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You said you

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were writing down both the word. Both holes?

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I mean to say that was clear. That's what I mean. And then from your whole, then you have better breath.

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That's right, you won't. That's right. Happen to give people diarrhea anytime.

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Happy to

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know, um, we've got to wrap up pretty soon here. Gold. Uh,

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I think I like that anymore. Okay. Call me. M a little haircut. Yeah, maybe. Maybe I'm in Seo

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written the word Bradley Cooper down her part of

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a good

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shot. So okay, another Really? Yeah, a

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little above. That's good. You're integrating. That's really good

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into greeting. That's interesting. Be everything. You can totally gas.

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You've gotta be all of it, right?

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Okay. So be everything possible. That's

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daunting. I don't know

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How do you hold it to integrate it, right? That what you're saying? I think all of the personalities and then where something,

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do everything. Everything and stand for nothing. Teoh everything and stand for nothing. Yeah, All night. Drawing more prototypes for bees

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with diapers. The next sector you want to go into.

1:03:26 Unknown Speaker #5

Why, yes, It's a lot of people like you should call it the honey diaper. Um, but you wanna call the beast thes diaper. So I think you

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want to admit that it was a typo. You don't have to start a holding your business off. No,

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that's what it is.

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They're wasp that eat meat. So is that what you're thinking? Yeah, that's

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disgusting. Yeah. Okay. What? Did you just fucking chop around with big human teeth? That is mass E s. A lot of bugs eat. Human, are eat beef.

1:04:11 Unknown Speaker #3

Beef is not human Way well, where you put in your diapers up some of the

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meat that I've been practicing beef diaper on his human meat because it human meat is really watery and provides a lot of water.

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Girl is your teacher's aide.

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First girl taken dead body.

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I've made a deal with her skirt. Okay. She's bringing me little pieces of human beef

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to chance. It's not human beef. It's human beef. What is it? Okay. Way got this huge.

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Arguably were to charities, and he saw Hunan beef on the menu and he thought it was a typo and was like human beef

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girl where were pressed where I'm bringing over the beef diaper toe lay under bodies when they do in bombings. And I my prototype, is sucking all of the blood up into the diaper. And it's It's something that's it's going to rival all of the beef industry's current diapers, and I'm really excited.

1:05:26 Unknown Speaker #4

Bill, call your family.

1:05:33 Unknown Speaker #3

I will as soon as I get this done. This has. This is for import. This is for you. Keep

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finding reasons not to check in with your family.

1:05:42 Unknown Speaker #3

No, this is for them. It's to benefit them. If I get the panic for the beef diaper parent, The Panic wants a win. A baseball? Yes, the DYP booth Be snipers, That'll you say. Yes, it's the beam saber pennant murdered. It's the seventh inning stretch Bill. Call your family

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by birth. It's a but me to to what will it be? Oh, I b I care Am I like him?

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Thank God. No,

1:06:33 Unknown Speaker #6

no, just be miracle proxy. McCune. I feel scared straight like I you 15. And that will be enough. I think

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that's great to hear, Man

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will not our intention day, but glad to have scared the shit out of

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terrified. Yeah, well, marigold, uh, go. You can you can wave appreciate

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you being here miracle.

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And we appreciate everybody Way to be.