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s09e26
Liar for Hire with Luke Krakoski (Kimia Behpoornia)

The Teachers discuss player-mascots, a telegram from Bill and Todd's new relationship. Later, Hamilton Middle School student Luke Krakoski (Kimia Behpoornia) stops by to learn a little bit about going to Hamilton High.

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spk_1
 

Wait a second. Pause. Pasta song. Mr, Can I please just

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spk_0
 

one, Your Honor, Mr Jin Air. Just one time, can I? Please, Can I do kick it? Sustained. Oh, is staying for Mr Engineer. That's good. That was That was Sam. That's for you, though. Yeah. Thank you. Oh, no power overruling.

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spk_3
 

All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Teacher's Lounge. The first, best and only podcast pertained issues relevant to the Hamilton High School community. Of course I am. Howard, you can't hang your sign. Their Levis, your biology teacher. Ah, and ah, now basketball coach. Um,

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spk_1
 

you were getting your sign.

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spk_3
 

Ah, in the outside of the locker room. Yeah, it was that we had an away game. Ah. Ah. And I just wanted to hang a sign to make sure that my guys knew where the locker room waas.

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spk_0
 

So you were getting told you couldn't

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spk_3
 

ask? I was getting tell

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spk_0
 

like you were looking around campus. They would never been toe Los Angeles. You'll see these yellow signs around when there's a shoot happening. A film shoot the tougher where the parking and heroism confusing letters and letters on. And you were kind of trying that strategy. You're putting signs all over campus so your students wouldn't get lost.

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spk_3
 

I'll ever campus started at the bridge heading into the town that we're playing in. I put him up everywhere because I was scared. Some of the kids decided to self drive. I said, We're going on the bus, You don't need to do that And they said with

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spk_2
 

you all And I said, Yeah,

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spk_0
 

I'll say, It's That's a big comment on Sam's bus driving. Yeah, I don't know.

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spk_1
 

Nobody wants to ride on my blast.

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spk_0
 

I'm so happy, you

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spk_2
 

guys. There's nobody want

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spk_1
 

a ride on my bus.

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spk_0
 

I don't know. I mean, we

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spk_1
 

was because of the anger, because the

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spk_2
 

anger of this work, I think it's

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spk_1
 

because they just angry swear. I think it's saying that the angry swerve

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spk_0
 

everybody here has written in a car with their dad knows the awkwardness oven angry man driving a

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spk_1
 

car. Yeah, and I don't I don't let that awkwardness sit. I bring it to the surface. Before I talk about it, I scream about it. I've attached to megaphone, pointing backwards into the bus where I let everyone know my thoughts every 10 seconds. I give

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spk_3
 

you half day. It's tough. It's

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spk_2
 

kids. There's a car in the lane next to us and I mean in it.

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spk_1
 

I'm not a brace themselves. I said, Get

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spk_2
 

by the little window in the back. You're gonna have to kick it out. If I go to the

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spk_1
 

O Tip 10 seconds later, we're

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spk_2
 

on a budget and I don't know if I want to go

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spk_1
 

straight anymore. But see, the kids know and I'm trying t plan for them their own safety. And I don't know why they don't want to write on my bus.

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spk_0
 

Well, can I give you one suggestion? One. I say Look at the right in advance or print out the map because your relationship with ways is unhealthy and erratic. Uh,

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spk_2
 

yeah way. Well, it seems like he can.

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spk_3
 

You're referring to it as he which it's an app. It's not

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spk_1
 

Well, everybody knows I changed the voice to switch maker. Everybody knows I change. Divorced my wares to Schwarzenegger is that next works in. We're doing doing a gnarled Schwarzenegger impression. Yeah, it's one of their comedy choices, and I changed that to have a laugh. Turns out. This guy's confusing as all get out. I can't figure it out. So between me yelling into the megaphone Swartz and Impersonating yelling as Schwarzenegger,

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spk_2
 

I'm crazy between all those things. At the same time, it's not my fault.

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spk_1
 

I lose my mind, right? I got to hear my own voice, right? I gotta hear Nick's. Watson's voice.

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spk_2
 

We're fine As Schwarzenegger difficult

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spk_1
 

to create difficulty, difficult times difficult equals impossible. That's what my dad always

0:04:00
spk_3
 

those air great T shirts that are selling like hotcakes

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spk_0
 

difficult equals impossible.

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spk_1
 

You refer to me,

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spk_3
 

you for me. But yes, but you have to realize the consequences of the choices that you've made,

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spk_0
 

which is we're getting a ton of self drives to the

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spk_3
 

Teoh inside and, you know, and you guys know, uh, I'm overexposing signs. I'm putting more more than need to be up.

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spk_2
 

It looked

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spk_1
 

like it was one long sign. Last there was each other.

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spk_3
 

It's it's It's 3008 and 1/2 by Elevens with just a single line across and then and then 11 with

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spk_1
 

This isn't paper These air this card, stock

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spk_3
 

card, stock, last or £25 card, stock

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spk_0
 

and They're causing a lot. A lot, A lot, A lot. A lot of driving blindness. They're very reflective. Yeah,

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spk_3
 

and I'm putting them. I'm putting them in places that are very visible for drivers. So on stop signs, like hanging from, uh, traffic lights on the backs of cars that say following me right on. And so it's a

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spk_1
 

lot just really confusing because you got cars driving all over town with an arrow that points left.

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spk_2
 

And and here's

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spk_3
 

the problem. I told these guys, You gotta wait till you see one of my guys and then wave him over and then have him follow you. But these guys are running their errands right? With my signs on the back of their car. It's a problem. And so I've just been told quite a few times in the last week. You can't put your sign there. Yeah, I

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spk_0
 

get to the game of the week. I followed one of those follow me cars to New Hampshire. Um, which is? Well, I was very far from Hamilton, and I was like, This guy's got to be lost. Everybody's got to follow me side. That's

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spk_1
 

a detour may be taking a long

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spk_0
 

detour. Yeah, I ended up at his great aunt's funeral. Uh, which I was not dressed for I basketball game. Right?

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spk_1
 

Uh, how do you go to basketball games? You go. Masters

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spk_0
 

goes a We all know Bill Russell, the player coach. I'll go dressed Player mascot on

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spk_2
 

scene The player mascot Before we've all seen Teen Wolf

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spk_0
 

for stealing 10 12. Player mascot Rodman did play a mascot for a couple of seasons.

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spk_3
 

A non contracting, right? They just

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spk_1
 

said he grew corn. He grew horns. And who's the bull and the rebounding champ?

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spk_0
 

Yes. Uh, so I went as I read his Dennis Rodman going his player mascot, which is what I go to the games as that people will cheer me now when I want to do a little dance, get down tonight. But so I met this gentleman who you hired to drive around with a sign on his car. His great aunt's funeral. Yeah, I am getting booed for what is a I was say, looking back. Non specific eulogy. Rare

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spk_1
 

for a funeral audience to booth. Oh, rare. Usually usually that sec. Two sports spectator events, if you will. Usually pretty demure. You're not a not a rousing boo.

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spk_0
 

If I didn't know it was rare. I found out when the Guinness van screech quickest and loudest funeral boo. They brought the two records. Ferguson louder

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spk_3
 

way brought in the decibel meter.

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spk_0
 

Yeah. Wow. Last one was obviously me trying to stand at John McCain's funeral. George Bush. The first stood out of his wheelchair and everyone applauded him. And then I tried to stand here. Booed

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spk_3
 

May was about I thought it's Bob Dole. Bob toasted. That was Bob Hope it said,

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spk_1
 

Well, everybody forgot after times because it was panda,

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spk_0
 

but it was it was pinned about.

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spk_1
 

You were booed, you rotten tomatoes, someone wielding the guillotine and said, Yeah, yeah, yeah, There's mob mentality.

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spk_0
 

Luckily, I do have what doctors call chicken neck. So the key A team ended up actually not fitting my neck. It was too wide, and I slipped right out.

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spk_2
 

Why? Wow. But you did

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spk_1
 

still run around like a chicken with your head. Go up because you're so traumatized by the, uh so imagine

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spk_0
 

me at George Bush. The first funeral. Okay? I was wrong. It was Bush. Okay. Dole stood was Bush tub.

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spk_3
 

Bush is dead. Now

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spk_2
 

that has happened

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spk_0
 

while spoiler alert. I'm gonna have some memory issues today,

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spk_2
 

OK? I don't know what's been

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spk_0
 

going on. I've been getting a lot of Instagram ads for back pain on, and I think I'm buying some bad back stuff. That is not really good for me. And I'm just getting some head trauma. Well,

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spk_1
 

I saw you about the back Spike. That was you. It was a little steep. It looked like when you're laying on top of it, it looked like it was a little more reflection in your back.

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spk_0
 

It's a 180 degree horizontal angle that I'm at, uh, with the spike grown right into it, a bit of back pain, which, honestly, I was hosed. I could make a bit of male affiliates,

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spk_1
 

the banks, but you were really in house because you overpaid. They charge you as it was, some newfound thing we went to Home Depot's a nine inch carpenter.

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spk_0
 

It's exactly what it is. I saw the people of back Spike people find the next day I was ripped off kind of thing that electrocute you. If you're not sitting upright,

0:09:26
spk_1
 

you what you got a little too much lay down and electrocuted you,

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spk_0
 

I think ill treatment of the man thing. I think that this technology is just not meant for a man of my age and body.

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spk_2
 

What? I've seen

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spk_1
 

this thing. It looks like ah, wall socket outlet they would have in your house. And you put a little thing on your back. That is metal prongs. And if you lay down on it, it shoots you out of the wall shoots.

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spk_2
 

So I think that probably call again. We have the back

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spk_0
 

spike where the back spike. And then, of course, there's the electrocute er based for it

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spk_2
 

doesn't mention. In fact, I'm not convinced it was invented for the back. I'm not sure you got You didn't get an ad for a house and give us back. You just

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spk_1
 

got an ad for carpentry Electrician's.

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spk_0
 

Okay, well, then why am I sleeping on the shed? I got the shed. Um, but I mean tired. By the way, Todd Padre theater.

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spk_1
 

Sam. Weatherman Drivers add leadership, all kinds of good standards. Uh,

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spk_0
 

of course, we do have to mention way. Barely talked about it last week. Our friend Bill crave e is on the road, and we missed the hell out of him. Yeah, he's trying to sell the beef paper. Um,

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spk_1
 

emphases on, try he at me a telegram. And I think that and no. Okay, there. Paper, paper guy showed up, very eighties. Shut up. You said you gotta tell me what you just said. Tell them

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spk_0
 

like it was 80. So he was, like, a little late for the

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spk_1
 

thing that it was very 80 s. He was weight. But anybody's a Devin. And then he read it in. He said, Beef, diaper move. Stop, Stop. That

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spk_2
 

was diaper move. We've been

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spk_3
 

trying to decode for the whole week.

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spk_0
 

Anybody up there? Puzzle solver. If Dan Brown listens to this, we're looking to figure out what beef diaper moved way.

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spk_1
 

Don't know if it's saying that the beef diaper is moving, as if selling very well. We don't know if it means it doesn't stay where you put

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spk_2
 

it. In a move which I remove

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spk_0
 

its that that's bad news.

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spk_2
 

I know

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spk_3
 

it might be a nuke pitch for a product where it's embracing that embraces the smooth.

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spk_2
 

I've also heard

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spk_1
 

word that it could be about creating a dance around

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spk_0
 

the beast fell right. Smooth theory, of course, is that while he was reciting the telegram, he was in somebody's way. Beef diapers and we just move.

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spk_1
 

Have any just kind of forgot what he was doing, like building

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spk_0
 

a freaked out, yelled at the way. Missed our friend. I think the big update before that was, of course, he couldn't get beef diaper dot com. So his diaper beef, which, uh, which

0:12:34
spk_1
 

was a website, that he had to pay them to take down dollars. Of course, we know a diaper. Beef

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spk_2
 

means it was poop shops. So

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spk_0
 

now there's a big trend of people disappointed when they're looking for diaper beefs

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spk_2
 

on, they end

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spk_0
 

up finding the beef diaper. And so there's been a big, a bit of a backlash from the diaper. Be

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spk_2
 

fast pills on

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spk_1
 

the road. We all said this is a great idea. He's an entrepreneur. He's going to figure this out, but he is quickly being with either problem after problems or the telegram. Was

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spk_2
 

it just be right if

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spk_3
 

we could get actually get him on the line. I mean, we've all this. We tried his phone. I'm sure it's either been disconnected or he lost it because it's going straight to voicemail.

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spk_1
 

Maybe he'll send a carrier pigeon or some other old type of communique, and we can check in with him via

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spk_3
 

that would be great at

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spk_0
 

Hamilton. Um, I hate to say it, but things you hate to leave somewhere and for the school to be working better, but the basketball teams on, too, and I'll

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spk_3
 

say we buried the lead. Uh, since my players started self driving, we have actually won a game, which is which is a brand new thing for this school. Bill obviously never had a successful basketball game. I've done very little in terms of sort of imparting knowledge or wisdom, but I did, of course, locked a team in a gym with a webcam and let them sort of figure out how to play basketball in their own last week. Ah, and it worked out because we played the worst team in the league. Ah, this week and we squeaked out a win by four points. Um,

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spk_1
 

I think week doubt because there was some controversy over the last 30 seconds of the game.

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spk_3
 

Well, uh yeah, there was Ah lot of people said that my team was was

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spk_1
 

hair joke,

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spk_0
 

her drill all over the

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spk_1
 

bowl. Yeah. Three kids. Kids don't reflect the other way potential over the ball,

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spk_3
 

kid. A kid was shoot a free throw, and somehow ball got stuck to his

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spk_2
 

hands somehow. Does a super

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spk_3
 

job. Yes. Okay. It was a looked like a clean ball to me. Uh, ball got stuck his hands couldn't shoot his free throw, squeak to the and then

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spk_0
 

lose it in the river. Little money so you could get away so you could put a little deal

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spk_3
 

in the bowl. And then after the free throw, the ref was like ball. And the kid was trying to throw the ball, and it looked like he was doing like a too slow kind of hot. Not gonna throw it

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spk_0
 

in the refugee.

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spk_1
 

Better call. A technical not given about baby. She

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spk_6
 

and

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spk_0
 

technical foul kicked him out. Hold him in contempt of basketball. Kids can. Drew.

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spk_3
 

Kid took Balto locker room a locker room. Uh, no ball game over.

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spk_0
 

Came over big for so the hair gel incident. Four point win, But also a little bit of some confusion, especially with the new um, the new you know, Ball Manager Scott. Calm being on there. A lot of people are thinking We think we know where this hair gel came from.

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spk_3
 

And I'm telling you, con is clean. Conscience is clean.

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spk_1
 

Khan is clean. Is not. He is not what the papers or say is not a hair gel

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spk_2
 

bandit. It's not. It is not a big supply. He

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spk_0
 

does not go to stores, load up his hair with hair gel and walk out like he didn't need to buy anything.

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spk_1
 

That he doesn't wake up in the morning, go down a slide headfirst only made of hair gel, and then walk right into work.

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spk_0
 

All right, so it's what we can put those rumors to bad. All we know is the team has won two games. He's hardly thinking over, and I'm eating my words because I obviously bet aggressively.

0:16:17
spk_1
 

You kind of got a little Pete Rose action. You bet against the own team.

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spk_0
 

I did. Yeah, well, I got around to you and I also slid cleats first and

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spk_2
 

the reference of a rift. A lot of you

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spk_3
 

are saying, Hey, Todd, don't wear cleats in the basketball gym. It'll ruin the ruined the lacquer on the

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spk_2
 

floor that was cleaned complete first, but scuffing up the hard way. They're

0:16:40
spk_0
 

soccer cleats that got metal on the bottom. And I'm telling them it's not about what you need on the court. I can't be upright anymore. Without athletes on, I mean something. Digging into the ground, you could give me hiking boots. I cannot get any traction these days. So, uh, what cleans up into a ref Pete Rose style and have a bit of a drinking problem

0:17:03
spk_1
 

that's neither here nor there. We're not talking about that in 20

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spk_0
 

20. Well, congratulations, Howard. I think we all wanted to see you get a win.

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spk_2
 

Yeah, I say

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spk_1
 

one thing, Howard that has had me a little nervous for I want to say the past eight or nine

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spk_3
 

episodes. Oh, wow. Yeah. Hold on to this one through

0:17:24
spk_1
 

every day you start with a little nickname, huh? That's given to you, not from you. And it's your whole personality for the week. Uh, I'm a little worried that you're a bit in the wind. Well, what if you picture own nickname Howard? Yeah. What about next week? Who do you want to be rather than who other people tell you You can't be?

0:17:46
spk_3
 

Now that's an interesting approach.

0:17:49
spk_1
 

I liked your cadence of that lesson.

0:17:50
spk_3
 

Yeah, that's an interesting approach. Uh, and

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spk_2
 

I would

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spk_3
 

love Teoh, not be at the whim of the people around me, but, I mean, we're human beings. What happens to us is what defines us. You know, we have way have no control over that kind of stuff. And I can't I can't just refuse these nicknames. You know, if I

0:18:15
spk_2
 

can see you have

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spk_1
 

to take them on and make them your new name.

0:18:18
spk_3
 

But But isn't it better to own it and accept it and not let it have power over you? Then it is Teoh to

0:18:26
spk_2
 

try to fight against it. If that was

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spk_1
 

the case, I wouldn't be legally allowed to drive. President M. V said you're done.

0:18:32
spk_0
 

You tell the D. M. You go up to Devi like Sam did and said, Can

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spk_2
 

I just get that picture you took a real quick. Yeah, And, uh, how do you laminate this? Oh, let me get the license background. It's for an art project and they give it Teoh made 10,000 fake

0:18:49
spk_0
 

ID's. You tell the kids it's only for driving. Yes, you make sure that they're They're

0:18:56
spk_1
 

all 2020 in it. They're underage. And I'm underage when I drive because I'm going to be safe. I don't want kids breaking into my desk. It's full of 10,000 fake I. D. S. And take one of these ideas and go and do anything. You're responsible. It's right. So I make him all under 20. And now when I drive without my license, wink with my license, I have to put on young hair. I have to put on young hair. I wear Jenko owes. It's a whole thing. Yeah,

0:19:23
spk_3
 

Yeah. I mean, that's what kid that does. That is what a kid looks like. Uh, your but not maybe. You know, maybe next week I will try Teoh. I'll take this week for myself. Good. And I'll think about it. And I'll see how I'm feeling next week. And

0:19:40
spk_2
 

I'm going to take this weekend. I'm not good. I'm gonna try to

0:19:42
spk_3
 

do nothing that makes someone else give me an ignition question. Can I have you ask yourself a question? I love that

0:19:49
spk_1
 

I want you to close your eyes, OK? I want to look at your own

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spk_5
 

self, Okay? And I want you to say, who am I? All right. What's your name? Who and

0:20:00
spk_0
 

what do you see when you close

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spk_5
 

your eyes? Okay. I'll try to

0:20:03
spk_3
 

To me or to

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spk_0
 

yourself. No, I'll do what

0:20:06
spk_2
 

you look at yourself inside. Shut up. You

0:20:09
spk_0
 

go first.

0:20:10
spk_3
 

Here we go. Your first pleaded. Please,

0:20:13
spk_0
 

please. But here, let's get going. So

0:20:16
spk_1
 

who am I? It seems like came out was Please, It seems

0:20:18
spk_0
 

like he looked down, maybe, but didn't close your eyes. Is that, um I right about that?

0:20:22
spk_3
 

That is. I think it is kind of first thing I saw. All right, here we go, guys. Or close. I can't even look at me again. Who

0:20:29
spk_1
 

you are not what you're

0:20:29
spk_3
 

wearing. Okay, here we go. Here we go. This is good thing. This

0:20:33
spk_0
 

is really good. Building up a lie. All right, area. Okay, First that comes through my underweight underway. Underweight

0:20:45
spk_2
 

wear shoes are underweight. Brain. You're looking down again, wearing under armour underway

0:20:53
spk_3
 

and shoes for people who are big bone you wear underneath their self esteem. Yeah, Yeah, there's self esteem. Well, that's another. That's another. Uh, that's the undershorts I wear. So for Steve ourselves, teamers.

0:21:05
spk_2
 

Rico. Free. Yeah. Yourself. A steaming good.

0:21:12
spk_0
 

By the way, What? We are brought to you today by underweight and self esteem. Um, if you Are you underweight? Do you have self esteem? Great. That's the product. Uh, look, Howard, I want to check in next week cause you knew this assignment. Yeah, poorly. Uh,

0:21:32
spk_1
 

you know, I threw it right out

0:21:34
spk_3
 

of practice. I'm gonna practice it, and we'll do it again next week. And it'll be Well, maybe we'll do it again next week.

0:21:38
spk_0
 

If we remember. I'll remember. Okay. Speaking sounds like a threat. All remember, speaking of self esteem, self confidence, things are moving. I think they're going very well with my new girlfriend. Um, I have, uh obviously things were going swimmingly with her husband's corpse

0:22:01
spk_3
 

is gonna say he's still above ground.

0:22:03
spk_1
 

Yes. Your new girlfriend is a woman who has ah, deceased as measures. A widow who technically isn't marrying that

0:22:13
spk_5
 

puppet. That's right. And

0:22:14
spk_1
 

so it right. What we've had to kind of

0:22:16
spk_0
 

do to make this go forward is find a way for him to fall in love with someone else so she can figure out how to say goodbye. Um um, So, uh, you know, we put him on the APS. We got him out there. Of course. And a

0:22:31
spk_3
 

nap. What happened to you? Put a dead body on?

0:22:33
spk_0
 

What do you put a dead body? I, um

0:22:37
spk_1
 

I mean, just the normal ones. You Can you come out alive? E put one

0:22:41
spk_0
 

alive. Um, uh, it added stuff. Tell anyone this, but we have one of the life span. First question alive is obviously Are you alive? That's why about that.

0:22:53
spk_1
 

But you e file you just out of all the classic dating photos you be draped them over a sleeping tiger took him to the Santa Monica Pier,

0:23:04
spk_0
 

periods with the baby and one of his kids in a dog

0:23:08
spk_1
 

trying to jam a big cotton candy into his mouth. And one of them's

0:23:11
spk_0
 

right. Yeah, he's got fun with me, Jim. Self friend Jim Selfie were just himself way. I'll tell you this The gym selfies were tough for streaming is a little I'm framing is a little off and his body is just not what you want it to be for himself? I mean, he still decompose mint. That's well, I will

0:23:29
spk_1
 

say rock hard. She's in full rigor mortis. I mean, this guy's I don't know if their muscles but his arms or solid.

0:23:36
spk_0
 

Yes, that's muscles. That's what we told the dates. And, um, you know, he's been We

0:23:41
spk_1
 

create a great personality forum.

0:23:43
spk_0
 

We create a little system. She does the voice I do the puppet ing.

0:23:46
spk_1
 

So he's met some people on alive people in alive. Wow, that's really cool. And, Senator, double dating

0:23:51
spk_0
 

way. We've got a double dates and you know, my look with the absence Not always great. I think we've gotten dead fished a few times. Uh, where will be halfway through date? We realize this is two corpses today with another.

0:24:03
spk_3
 

Have you thought, though, Todd, that every day you go on your dead fishing someone else?

0:24:09
spk_0
 

It's different for us is in the name of true love. And if someone else falls in love with

0:24:13
spk_1
 

him Great. Well, that's the thing. I mean, you can be a catfish. No, I don't want to get calf. Exactly right. Thank you,

0:24:21
spk_0
 

Sam. I mean, it's obvious, Howard the

0:24:23
spk_3
 

same way you are. You can cheat, but your partner can't cheat on you.

0:24:27
spk_1
 

What's what the Internets for? It's the veil of anonymity. You can say whatever you want. You can be whoever you want. You can participate in whatever subculture you want and never have to show up. That's absolutely right. You could be a liar for hire.

0:24:40
spk_0
 

Um, and who's better liar than an acting teacher? May So. But this is great news. We did get him on a great day. He's now going on a 58 turn it with Lisa Leslie on and we are hoping to close the deal.

0:24:54
spk_1
 

That's E. I hope that day. Wow. Slam dunk.

0:24:58
spk_0
 

Okay, A lot of basketball today. Spoiler alert. Okay, well, who knows what we'll talk about later, But, um, you know, I'm hoping to He's got to third base with Lisa Leslie, and I'm hoping that we can kind of start to separate ourselves and finally make this relationship about her and I

0:25:16
spk_1
 

That's that's amazing. It's on you. Yeah, I really hope this is a healthy relationship for you. Time so far. This That's awesome.

0:25:23
spk_3
 

I would take issue with who had pat assessment

0:25:26
spk_2
 

But don't you still hope that way? Seeing Todd

0:25:30
spk_1
 

get run through the

0:25:30
spk_2
 

wringer? Yeah,

0:25:31
spk_1
 

and I really would like this

0:25:33
spk_0
 

Ever dated the woman that worked at the Laundromat?

0:25:35
spk_1
 

Yes. We've seen you get dry cleaned, which is painful because it's hot and there's no liquid,

0:25:42
spk_0
 

There's no liquids. And it wasn't one of those great chemical free ones that chemical having it was chemical. They

0:25:49
spk_1
 

had to hang you by your hair on. They couldn't find the shirt they were looking for, so they just kept their thumb on the button. You're flying. You're flying around.

0:25:59
spk_0
 

My person who owned me lost their number on it, so I was there for a year. For the dry cleaner. I am. I am looking so forward to just being happy and settled and dependent on this one woman for my joy. I think it's gonna be great. I'm gonna bring her around my ex wife's house. My daughter. Uh,

0:26:20
spk_1
 

would you do that? You know, just to let him know, share your life with a pair of my life

0:26:25
spk_3
 

was amount. If you're happy, you want people to know you're happy? Absolutely. Because they worry about you. I mean, God, Screeches the whole for I mean, Mark. No, they don't answer. I'm just, you know, they high. The last time I talked to your ex wife, she was like, Had they picked him up yet? But

0:26:43
spk_2
 

you hearing referring

0:26:44
spk_3
 

to the cops.

0:26:45
spk_1
 

This is really vulnerability in Todd's voice. I have never heard this

0:26:48
spk_0
 

amount of people over alleged justice.

0:26:51
spk_3
 

He didn't say. You didn't

0:26:52
spk_0
 

say where before his cure. Special stories are

0:26:54
spk_1
 

so vulnerable, you can't even speak.

0:26:57
spk_5
 

You saw her.

0:26:57
spk_2
 

I see. I saw your

0:26:59
spk_0
 

wife last moment. We're, um I guess your hair still, Um, you're

0:27:05
spk_3
 

just a smelly Well, no. I don't think her hair was smelly. She? No, she, uh is the reason you

0:27:12
spk_1
 

talked that talk about. She's changed.

0:27:14
spk_5
 

If she met somebody, I was washing her hair.

0:27:17
spk_3
 

I don't know. She she, uh she had just come from ah, Burger King. And so she's death.

0:27:25
spk_1
 

Well, you say also one thing that is curious.

0:27:29
spk_3
 

Do you want me to go? Continue to tell you what what we talked about?

0:27:32
spk_0
 

I'd like to hear

0:27:33
spk_3
 

Well, she said she walks into my office. She came by the school

0:27:36
spk_2
 

bythe Did you hear that matchup will always made. Mm.

0:27:46
spk_3
 

She came by my office with a fresh bag of burger shape. Yeah, she said T,

0:27:52
spk_1
 

by the way, no such thing as a fresh

0:27:58
spk_3
 

Shia. Well, she asked me. She asked me, Is there any possible way that I saw Todd of Burger King? And I said, Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah. I said, Yeah, there's that. You definitely did. You some behind a counter gave you this

0:28:17
spk_1
 

video. What your way. Just told Todd You gotta persist about you work at Burger. It's Can you work at Burger?

0:28:36
spk_0
 

Why would I lie about it? There's no because you're in a theater teacher. Heavy to do double shifts at a Burger King.

0:28:47
spk_1
 

You work a hit? The school early six.

0:28:50
spk_0
 

I've made some bad investments throughout my life. I've got alimony. So it would make sense that you would think that I would work in a very

0:28:56
spk_1
 

wait a second. I do. What? Did you come down with? Alimony.

0:29:00
spk_0
 

I didn't tell you

0:29:00
spk_1
 

us? No, I didn't have our money.

0:29:07
spk_2
 

You were diagnosed? Yeah, The divorce judge. Would you

0:29:17
spk_1
 

found guilty? They also told you came down with alittle. Well,

0:29:20
spk_0
 

this was later. I went in for a second opinion, and they said not only go to be of alimony, and so I went to see a doctor, and it's pretty

0:29:29
spk_5
 

advanced. Really? Yeah, it's pretty. Advances

0:29:32
spk_1
 

me behind what? You owe back alimony.

0:29:37
spk_0
 

That's something about my back. I didn't understand the diagnosis exactly, but yeah. Um, well, whatever it is, I do have alimony. But I wouldn't. I have great insurance through the school have been kicked off the insurance for arguments. Uh, so I don't need another job. Burger King

0:29:55
spk_1
 

a real day. Get me there.

0:30:01
spk_2
 

Thanks a lot. So I stand

0:30:04
spk_3
 

by you, I think getting kicked off health insurance

0:30:06
spk_2
 

fraud. You didn't say so. So, like you. Are you so

0:30:12
spk_3
 

much that you're definitely a health?

0:30:14
spk_2
 

Risk your heart? That's why. Sure was argument. I I've been in an argument for 30 years. I cannot stop. Here

0:30:27
spk_1
 

is the problem. It's with myself. Yeah, And

0:30:31
spk_2
 

how can I be wrong?

0:30:33
spk_3
 

I don't know, but the doctor said that your arguments cause you have to have an irregular heartbeat.

0:30:37
spk_1
 

And this vein

0:30:40
spk_0
 

he's pointing to his forehead. Uh,

0:30:42
spk_2
 

you feel now that it's

0:30:44
spk_0
 

come out the other end here at the back of his head. Booth is a Mohawk.

0:30:50
spk_2
 

Well, it's a little bigger than it is in the

0:30:53
spk_0
 

short of eighties punk. Mohawk told

0:30:56
spk_2
 

like tennis right now about losing my insurance.

0:31:04
spk_0
 

I mean, the way to prove them wrong just to have an argument with them about it.

0:31:09
spk_1
 

Well, my thing with arguments is, if I could just win it. If I could just win who I'm yelling at, they'll finally treat me the way I want to be. Treat.

0:31:17
spk_0
 

Have you ever convinced anybody that you were right in there are wrong? No. Have you ever been convinced? No. I think it might be futile. Uh, well, I don't know. I can't follow up on that, but futile. Basically.

0:31:33
spk_3
 

You are. Sorry. I was just gonna say it,

0:31:36
spk_2
 

President. Glad you man's playing it to us. How? I was gonna say I sit through this. I need a break. Okay.

0:31:48
spk_0
 

Yeah. Let's take a sacrificial

0:31:50
spk_2
 

explain to me how to use my Penis, Howard. But I did catch

0:31:56
spk_0
 

Howard mansplaining how to use a pianist in this group of women.

0:32:01
spk_2
 

You gotta quit my man. I was just checking to see if I get it right. Yeah, you're fishing for the truth and I usually beat Yeah, I thought I knew.

0:32:15
spk_3
 

And I was just like, running it by him.

0:32:16
spk_0
 

It comes off his mansplaining when you go up to a group of women said, But you don't know how you out of a man's Penis. I remember. Start telling him. I mean, just stop

0:32:24
spk_2
 

it. Especially when the

0:32:25
spk_1
 

response was a unison. We don't care e fault after the P Brax.

0:32:32
spk_3
 

My bad. All right, shall Thanks so much for sticking it out through the break. We appreciate it as always. Ah, you know, we're

0:32:41
spk_2
 

really

0:32:41
spk_3
 

excited. Ah, about our guest today because most of the time these guests, they're coming in here from the school. They're coming in here. They know us. They know what's going on. But we have a look into the future. A little bit. Ah, you all know, um ah, Margaret Kankowski. She's ah, a junior here at the school. And we are lucky enough to have Margarets brother Lukowski in here to tell in a little bit about the school. How's it going? Look,

0:33:11
spk_6
 

it's good. It's really cool. It's really cool to be here. This place is way bigger than my school

0:33:16
spk_3
 

for sure. That's right. Of course you go, Teoh Hamilton Middle. Which is? Ah, just a few. Ah, a few yards down the road.

0:33:25
spk_1
 

That's right. Both the schools in town are named Hamilton after Alexander, of course.

0:33:30
spk_3
 

Yes. Yeah, Yeah. Uh, we're really glad to have you here.

0:33:34
spk_0
 

How old are you?

0:33:35
spk_6
 

Me? I am about to be bar mitzvahed.

0:33:38
spk_0
 

Okay. 12. 12. Uh, congratulations. Krukowski. Yeah, about three bar mitzvah on a Zafar a zoo. What kind of movies do you watch? What Got a language Can I use around you? Do you go r rated here? We give you 13.

0:33:55
spk_6
 

I'm cool. Whatever sigh cool for high school is what I'm doing. Today s So I'm trying to figure it out and trying to, you know, fit in and and, you know, this is who I'm going to be in a couple of years.

0:34:05
spk_1
 

So you came in with a big clothing choice? Yeah. Big Jim goes on oversize Beanie and a backpack with a ton of patches on it.

0:34:12
spk_6
 

That's right. Yeah. I got to show off what I think is cool. And I have only 20 patches that air hamburgers. I'll have a hamburger they're all different

0:34:22
spk_3
 

hamburgers. Hey, who doesn't love a

0:34:24
spk_1
 

half? I love

0:34:25
spk_0
 

a burger for a hamburger. So looking at these, I see Ah, let's see. This one's got tomatoes on it. And what's going on with this one? Well done. Yeah, all right, that's 2 18 MAWR. Let's see,

0:34:37
spk_6
 

there's this one's got the works. It's got everything you could ever put him

0:34:41
spk_0
 

in a way that you could ever put on.

0:34:43
spk_6
 

Yeah,

0:34:44
spk_3
 

there's one

0:34:44
spk_1
 

with the letter by ice cream on the dang thing.

0:34:46
spk_3
 

That's right. Yeah, there's the one with lettuce wrap here. Obviously, that's Ah, your key toe friendly or your low carb Atkins diet burger.

0:34:54
spk_6
 

And then there's like a double a triple. There's a quadruple their form with five Patties. Six Patties.

0:35:01
spk_2
 

There is a slider

0:35:02
spk_3
 

as well, but you almost can't tell. It doesn't It's They're all small, so you can tell it's a slider size. But it says slider. Yeah,

0:35:10
spk_0
 

well, look, I got to say it looks like you ran out of burger ideas around seven. And then you went double triple quadruple five by 56 We go up to a 13 by 13 on that, it's all right. Hey, you're 12 title

0:35:24
spk_1
 

ripping this kid of fire in here for his career choices. Cool. That's awesome.

0:35:28
spk_0
 

I think it's just, you know, if you get a build your identity on something, you know, do it right. What

0:35:32
spk_2
 

are you doing?

0:35:33
spk_1
 

Trying to big league this kid down. Welcome to the real

0:35:37
spk_0
 

world. Look, this is high school. You're about three. Barb. It's what you're about to be a man.

0:35:40
spk_6
 

I started where? All this stuff to try to be somebody that could fit in here and it's really backfiring. Almost a me.

0:35:46
spk_0
 

No, no, no. I'm preparing you for the harsh World High School. It's going to be like this right away.

0:35:51
spk_2
 

OK, you're OK. Look Okay,

0:35:54
spk_3
 

Let ground yourself center yourself. Deep breath. Here we go.

0:35:59
spk_1
 

Look, you know what you're doing. Even blew off Howard on that a little bit. You wish. OK? Why would I do that? Yeah, that's exactly what we do here in Hamilton.

0:36:06
spk_6
 

Okay, cool. Hey, that's awesome. I feel better. Um

0:36:10
spk_0
 

good. No, you're skateboarding, and that's pretty cool.

0:36:13
spk_6
 

Yeah, I built that myself. You see the lightning bolt on the bottom? I painted that. There.

0:36:18
spk_0
 

You do. What?

0:36:18
spk_6
 

Did Yeah, I went to swap meet, and I bought all the parts. And then I put it all together myself.

0:36:23
spk_0
 

That's a lot of engineering. And how would you say quality was You ended up doing that build.

0:36:28
spk_6
 

It's fine. He goes. I mean, it hasn't broke. So we're here. I

0:36:32
spk_3
 

did here on your way in that It kind of had this, uh, i'll say metal on metal start a sound of just, like, sort of like, Yeah. What it sounds like if your car is riding on just rims.

0:36:42
spk_6
 

Yeah. Before, uh, yes. You can hear me. Come in. It's very cool. I don't mind it, you know, Like that just happened.

0:36:50
spk_1
 

You're pushing pretty hard.

0:36:51
spk_6
 

Yeah. Smooth. Right, Right. I mean, I got it helps my calves. So it's okay. Maybe I could join the sports team here. You know, I got big, big calves. Well, and what do you need cabs

0:37:04
spk_3
 

for? Maybe a track and field. Probably long jump, jump, jump.

0:37:11
spk_0
 

I got to say, Look, I mean, he's being modest. Let's dio through a little shit sandwich eggs. That's a little rude about the patches. These calves are to die for thes air, fantastic halves for a 12 year old.

0:37:21
spk_6
 

I mean, it's all my skateboard.

0:37:23
spk_0
 

So whatever. You too And I want to be on that workout.

0:37:26
spk_6
 

I could build you that bored. I just go down to the swap meet with my mom this Sunday, and I could bring you back some stuff.

0:37:31
spk_0
 

You got some skating history? More of a a razor scooter guy ever

0:37:37
spk_6
 

built one of those before.

0:37:38
spk_0
 

You got to try it. The razor gang is cooler than skateboard. A lot of people are saying

0:37:43
spk_2
 

what happens in high school. They're cool. Todd, you don't need to be cooler than this kid. Yeah, I mean,

0:37:49
spk_0
 

I am, but I'm not trying that natural Look, are you thinking is are you here cause you're thinking of different high schools around town?

0:37:57
spk_1
 

Are you touring them

0:37:58
spk_0
 

like a college?

0:37:59
spk_6
 

Yeah. Yeah. I definitely was checking this one out because, you know, my sister does go here and yeah, it is like, right next door to my middle school. So be really, really easy for me to go here.

0:38:10
spk_1
 

We want you here. What do we got to do to get you here? What's what are your selling points you're looking for?

0:38:14
spk_6
 

Um Well, I'm definitely looking for somewhere where I can be, like, really cool, cause right now, in middle, I'm not, You know, I don't wanna admit it, but it's like I'm here to reinvent myself in high school. What makes cool here, Hamilton High.

0:38:29
spk_0
 

Who? You met the right guys. I'll tell you this. I've reinvented myself more times than I have fingers. Um, and so what? Can't count off seven fingers detail about times,

0:38:46
spk_1
 

So that's getting seven years.

0:38:49
spk_0
 

But look, I mean, I mean, you got what? You ever hamburgers. You got these amazing calves. I can't get morning

0:38:56
spk_2
 

skate. Morning. It's still tool for who do you

0:39:00
spk_0
 

hang out with? The middle school? Whose? Your crowd. Why are you not

0:39:03
spk_6
 

well? Actually, I don't have any like friends in my greater my class. But I have. This guy's my neighbor. His name is Bryce. He suck a big dude. Some states, I kind of weird. He's, like, 30 but we like, hang out and it's cool. We, like, do a vlog together and we watch, like, TV and just hang out with Bryce. You know, he's he's cool

0:39:23
spk_3
 

and he's 30.

0:39:24
spk_6
 

Yeah,

0:39:24
spk_1
 

And you have a vlog with it.

0:39:26
spk_6
 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do A vlog. What's

0:39:30
spk_0
 

arrest brace?

0:39:31
spk_2
 

Don't call in

0:39:33
spk_0
 

just a few braces in town. Hey, is the one that cannot leave his home, okay?

0:39:38
spk_1
 

And they put that sign on his roof. It says house arrest.

0:39:42
spk_0
 

So you do the vlog from his place? Yeah. Yeah, well, it's got I mean, everybody deserves a second chance. Um, wait, what you talking about?

0:39:51
spk_6
 

Oh, just about anything that that's that's, ah, fun or interesting. You know, like, whatever TV show we're watching. Whatever. Like Lego thing we made together, You know

0:40:02
spk_0
 

what shows do you like?

0:40:03
spk_6
 

We're watching last survivor right now. Yeah, that's cool. Is

0:40:10
spk_2
 

that cool? That's really

0:40:11
spk_6
 

cool, man. That's awesome.

0:40:13
spk_0
 

And what what do you run on the YouTube? If you're checking the view, count the hit count per video.

0:40:19
spk_2
 

We're up in the

0:40:19
spk_6
 

high twenties. Yes, 20,000. No. 20 people. Yeah.

0:40:26
spk_3
 

How many times do you guys each watch your videos?

0:40:28
spk_6
 

I watch. Um Well, my mom likes to give him a while. Okay. CEO, I, of course, they got pairing. That's just

0:40:35
spk_3
 

confusing. If you're hanging out with a 30 year old next door, Seems like maybe your parents might not be around.

0:40:40
spk_0
 

Oh, Jealous. Oh, Mr. Jealous. Over here,

0:40:44
spk_2
 

We wish you a

0:40:45
spk_0
 

30 year old friend you wish

0:40:48
spk_2
 

I can hang

0:40:48
spk_6
 

out with you guys if you guys want, like, a 12 year old friend My mom in I'm all in, you know,

0:40:54
spk_0
 

tell you, uh, touch me after permits, but, um

0:40:58
spk_3
 

okay, Todd might have trouble hanging out with the 12 year old due to some things in his past.

0:41:02
spk_0
 

Look, we don't have to bring this up. It feels like it hasn't come up in a while. Luke, I do have to tell you in my past.

0:41:10
spk_6
 

Oh, no.

0:41:11
spk_0
 

Look, I work out at a middle school gym. Your school. I work out at the middle school gym on the playground. I was changing in the gym bathroom. I got a phone call that I needed to take outside the door locked behind me. So I was nude in front of middle schoolers on I'm a sex offender. But it was more traumatizing for me because they all pointed and said smaller than mine. Okay, home? It was an accident. I do have to tell you that. Look, I'm not a creep now. I'm not attracted for

0:41:39
spk_3
 

that. You're not agreed for that?

0:41:40
spk_0
 

No, I'm a crypto adult women.

0:41:44
spk_1
 

Oh, boy. That sex two times. I don't love it. It's just what I've been told. Yeah,

0:41:49
spk_0
 

Luke, Uh, I'm sorry. I wasn't, uh this is hard for me to admit. I wasn't cool when I was your age either. So I

0:41:57
spk_2
 

thought I don't think

0:41:58
spk_3
 

anybody is actually cool when they're pre bar mitzvah e. I think. I think that's it. That's the problem. A lot of a lot of kids don't know who they are yet. You know, you haven't had the life experience to see Sort of what? What sticks? You know, When I was 12 years old, I mean, shoot. I was still wearing car

0:42:14
spk_1
 

cartoon underwear. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like a cartoon underwear. I was wearing it. So you stopped

0:42:21
spk_2
 

at a certain age that what's appropriate? You stop. You stop a 12 year

0:42:28
spk_6
 

all mine away now.

0:42:29
spk_2
 

Well, we're just learning about you after, If that's if that's a part

0:42:33
spk_3
 

of you. And you feel like that's something you want to carry with you into the future, then I mean, hey, keep

0:42:37
spk_6
 

him on.

0:42:38
spk_0
 

Yeah. What's your waist us.

0:42:42
spk_6
 

I don't know why she didn t

0:42:43
spk_1
 

You don't need to know, You know, I'm just

0:42:45
spk_0
 

saying if you're gonna throw away, I could take him free. If we look about same way size, I

0:42:50
spk_6
 

don't think that we'll say

0:42:51
spk_2
 

moist size at all. I much smaller than you. I agree. Look, you're a smart kid. You're gonna do great in high school and that I actually

0:42:59
spk_3
 

when I knew you were coming on the show, I actually, uh, when talk to some your teachers at Hamilton Middle and

0:43:05
spk_2
 

asked him No, no, no, no. It was a good fit. Okay. Yeah. They all

0:43:09
spk_3
 

said, you know, very attentive. Asks good questions. Maybe too many, uh, was the only negative limit. Wasn't in phrases a negative. They said You ask

0:43:18
spk_6
 

a lot of questions. We will. I just like to be sure. You know what I mean? Like when we get directions, a lot of times a, like leave out some stuff that you're supposed to know and so I dislike ask extra. You know, when

0:43:29
spk_2
 

he said he talk to your

0:43:30
spk_1
 

teachers, you gave us a big Oh,

0:43:32
spk_2
 

no. Why do you think the teachers hated? I just not

0:43:35
spk_6
 

today hate me, but, like, sort of like what you said. I think that they think I'm annoying.

0:43:39
spk_2
 

You know, I think that the I mean,

0:43:42
spk_6
 

a lot of my teachers would think that I'm annoying

0:43:44
spk_0
 

on the way into the studio here to record this, You stop by a history class, right? As the bell was ringing and you said, I think you forgot to assign homework on the whole class ground.

0:43:54
spk_6
 

Yeah, well, I just thought I was being hopeful, but everybody got really upset.

0:43:59
spk_0
 

Yeah. I've never seen a 12 year old get rotten tomatoes, turning them by a class full high school.

0:44:05
spk_6
 

Yeah, the teacher is also really upset because I guess they didn't

0:44:08
spk_3
 

want to read any home. Everybody was. So Yeah, I'm intrigued how you could tell just from the tone of the last moments of the class that no homework had been assigned.

0:44:18
spk_6
 

It said, um no homework on the board. I said that was a little bit

0:44:22
spk_2
 

ridiculous sauce. So I

0:44:24
spk_6
 

had to butt in.

0:44:25
spk_2
 

Yeah, you gotta have

0:44:27
spk_6
 

homework. What do you get to go home and what I can't do? Go home and hang out with Bryce? The whole time to do my homework first, and then I get to go to Bryce's house.

0:44:35
spk_2
 

That's great. I know there

0:44:36
spk_1
 

was a big gain in the the test scores last year.

0:44:42
spk_3
 

Big Gate. And is

0:44:43
spk_1
 

that because you were going around and telling everybody that got to do their work?

0:44:46
spk_6
 

Oh, man, was it? I really hope so. I didn't even think that I could have anything to do with that. You know, I just thought we were busting in more white kids to the school.

0:44:55
spk_0
 

It was there's disagreement on what it was. I was your hard work or busing and more white kids

0:45:02
spk_2
 

because my dad says, and the second part is

0:45:06
spk_3
 

true. I mean, there what they did. I mean, they didn't say it, no one was gonna come out and say, We're doing that. But if you do look at the sort of ah ethnic makeup of Hamilton Middle, I'll

0:45:17
spk_0
 

say this after they busted all those white kids, the number of school shootings, one way about that school to

0:45:24
spk_6
 

truly terrible it

0:45:28
spk_0
 

was a bad idea. I mean, like, these little anxious little boys were very studious, but you could set him off in a second. It's a disaster. That's right. What's your bar mitzvah? Theme?

0:45:40
spk_6
 

Um, basketball.

0:45:42
spk_1
 

Basketball? Theo, you a big final dunk at the ceremony. Oh,

0:45:48
spk_2
 

man, I need me. Think of that.

0:45:50
spk_0
 

Got a dunk on the rabbit.

0:45:51
spk_6
 

I'll be tight. Oh,

0:45:52
spk_2
 

dunk on the rabbi. Maybe jump on the chair. Lift me up in the high jump and dunk. Right on. Oh, my God. You will be a legend. Imagine.

0:46:04
spk_0
 

Yes. Yes, to a bar mitzvah. I love any sort of Jewish survey. It's gonna be hard pressed to get our to show up at a a big protests.

0:46:13
spk_2
 

Go. Oh, go. Nice is think it's out of

0:46:18
spk_3
 

love. I love celebrating adulthood with Jewish kids.

0:46:24
spk_6
 

No, you should say like that.

0:46:26
spk_2
 

You should just say I love for my money. A lot

0:46:28
spk_3
 

of pressure to say the right thing here. Anything I would have said would have come out wrong. I would

0:46:33
spk_0
 

hear those

0:46:33
spk_3
 

High b. Stokes.

0:46:34
spk_0
 

I respect the Jewish people is equally as any other Well

0:46:37
spk_2
 

time. Of course.

0:46:38
spk_3
 

I respect the Jewish people, Justus. Muchas anybody else. That's

0:46:42
spk_1
 

something. There's a but coming

0:46:44
spk_2
 

not know.

0:46:45
spk_0
 

Also, you did your poker tell which is a

0:46:51
spk_3
 

funny joke. that you guys play all the time, OK? I am not an anti

0:46:57
spk_2
 

Semite because that a lot eating Oreos fast. Just what?

0:47:01
spk_0
 

All in. He's holding to

0:47:02
spk_2
 

seven. Sign our but you're tells you that once pulled out to seven. What is for

0:47:10
spk_3
 

me to get rid of this joke?

0:47:12
spk_1
 

Luke? What do you think?

0:47:13
spk_6
 

I guess if you come Teoh my Berman's for that, they're erase any sort of people. I'll

0:47:21
spk_3
 

let you dunk on me, Luke.

0:47:22
spk_2
 

Don't talk to talk. Walk the walk, Howard.

0:47:24
spk_3
 

Yeah, I'll show up and you can dunk on me. And if you do well, you can play on the basketball team that I coach now.

0:47:29
spk_2
 

Well, you e I

0:47:31
spk_3
 

had to take over. You know, Mr Crazy, the the old basketball coach. Hey, had to forfeit the election for basketball coach. And I was the only other person running. So now I am.

0:47:41
spk_6
 

You guys do it by election style. You run for his continue the coach.

0:47:45
spk_3
 

Yeah, yeah, yes, he did. It was a heated Yeah, it got it got pretty nasty,

0:47:49
spk_0
 

got nasty, then fell off. Nothing happened for a couple weeks.

0:47:52
spk_3
 

Yeah, actually, it resolved.

0:47:54
spk_6
 

Congratulations. So I love

0:47:56
spk_0
 

love in this basketball. Can we talk about the department's fuck? I always regretted my theme on, so I'm really excited.

0:48:03
spk_2
 

Teoh crab. Uh, not so much a theme of

0:48:10
spk_0
 

the show fish to Barbara

0:48:12
spk_2
 

Crabb. Was it so? Well, it was it

0:48:15
spk_1
 

was a shellfish theme. Heavy on the red crab

0:48:18
spk_0
 

crab. We're gonna make it more specific. So a lot of my more religious family couldn't come obviously kosher. Um Ah. And well, one of the crabs ended up getting away and

0:48:31
spk_2
 

they were live way

0:48:33
spk_1
 

new. Which crab was which? And one got away.

0:48:35
spk_0
 

Uh, you know, I don't have to know my history or not, but I would certainly crab. So I got re circumcised at my bar

0:48:43
spk_3
 

mitzvah conversation in front of 12 year old.

0:48:46
spk_6
 

Especially since what you admitted to be earlier. I don't think you lot of you saying

0:48:49
spk_0
 

No, I'm not. I mean, I respect all Children is equal is

0:48:55
spk_2
 

way to be safe. Topic. Oh, my God.

0:48:59
spk_0
 

It was a second. Circumcision

0:49:01
spk_6
 

makes sense Why all those kids pointed at you and said

0:49:03
spk_2
 

smaller than mine. You got your slice twice saying, finally, somebody

0:49:09
spk_0
 

related to my pain. All these adults aren't emotionally aware enough. Look, I don't know what it is, but I feel more seen by you one time proposing

0:49:22
spk_1
 

Rose in a friendship.

0:49:24
spk_0
 

Bugs, let's play this apartments for together. You're gonna talk on the rabbi. What's what else do you do in theme was what? Uh,

0:49:32
spk_6
 

well, we got off on umber meant to d j He's You need you all the you know, the time warp and the Footloose song. And and then he's gonna let me dance with one girl that I get to pay. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. I don't know, man. I could pick any of the girl. Any of them would come to my bar mitzvah. She'll make it really

0:49:55
spk_0
 

right. I did. I pulled up the invite. What? We're talking about your bar mitzvah. And right now we're at negative. Uh, here

0:50:01
spk_1
 

and I would also say I've made this mistake before. Don't make the choice until you see who comes to the party. Because I made a list one time, 1 to 10. None of them showed embarrasses, points buried. This happened? No. Think positively wait to make the choice that it could be anyone that it could be Your mom and not be a win.

0:50:24
spk_2
 

Can you

0:50:25
spk_0
 

imagine that? Big win

0:50:26
spk_3
 

a be great.

0:50:27
spk_0
 

You and your mom doing that Planned bar mitzvah dance. So what song we will do You plan for that?

0:50:32
spk_6
 

I will always love you.

0:50:34
spk_0
 

Okay. Whoa. Like body going your You carrying your mom around like a bodyguard?

0:50:40
spk_2
 

I want to do that. I don't think I want to do that with my mom. Okay. Okay, sister.

0:50:45
spk_3
 

Then your

0:50:45
spk_6
 

sister. I don't want to do that. That's almost worse for me.

0:50:49
spk_2
 

Way. And then she won't come back to you guys and tell everyone

0:50:54
spk_6
 

in my new high school What? That what? She had to dance in the in my own Mormon stories. None of my friends that are girls came.

0:51:00
spk_2
 

Okay, look, you be a little annoying, right? No. You know, I know

0:51:08
spk_0
 

you will reveal yourself sometimes. Want to dance? Your mom, your sister, your brother. That's why no one.

0:51:11
spk_2
 

That's what's cool in high school, Ryan with date. My mom stature, you guys do a nice wears out

0:51:21
spk_0
 

about, like the actual experience of dating your mom. But it is better to show up with your mom than nobody. Um,

0:51:29
spk_3
 

stacked almost every event I attend. Okay,

0:51:32
spk_2
 

that's not you

0:51:33
spk_3
 

know, there's nothing more humiliating than showing up. Everybody's there with a plus one and you come in with your hands in your pockets just saying What's up? It's not fun. It's not. People make fun of you. They talk about it all night. Maybe that's just makes

0:51:47
spk_1
 

me nobody makes fun of you When you show with your mom Didn't even talk Teoh. Nobody was in your face. They're not critical at all. They give you plenty of space.

0:51:56
spk_6
 

You know, when he wants to talk to you, that's he's

0:51:57
spk_2
 

going on. Look, I don't

0:51:59
spk_0
 

know what's going on here. You love basketball. You skate again. Calves like you saying, Bolt

0:52:06
spk_1
 

over us. Adults are trying to store to put you on game. I don't

0:52:10
spk_0
 

know how you're not having success other than the lack of self confidence. Maybe. Let's let's show

0:52:17
spk_3
 

you role

0:52:17
spk_2
 

play. I don't know. Come on, Todd. Uh, well, I'm an

0:52:23
spk_0
 

acting teacher from the theater teacher here, so

0:52:25
spk_2
 

maybe let's do

0:52:25
spk_0
 

a little seen here. A little seed. So I'm somebody I'm one of the girls your school have a crush on, and you're checking with me to see if I'm coming to your bar mitzvah this weekend.

0:52:34
spk_6
 

Okay. Which one of the girls,

0:52:36
spk_0
 

Um, you pick. I don't wanna pick of all the middle school.

0:52:39
spk_3
 

Who would be your favorite vision board? Blue Skies idea. Who's the No? Yeah, No wrong,

0:52:45
spk_6
 

Chloe.

0:52:46
spk_0
 

Okay, Chloe, wave all we all know. Chloe. Bad personality. Ah, little highfalutin. A little rude. Who's number two?

0:52:55
spk_6
 

Oh, no. Uh, Tiffany

0:52:58
spk_0
 

better. Uh,

0:53:00
spk_2
 

Todd, what do you even talking about? You know, why did you rank the girls in my minutes? Well,

0:53:06
spk_0
 

it's by gossip. It's just gossip. I don't know which is worse. Know it Firsthand

0:53:11
spk_3
 

experience with these young ladies. I'm sure they're wonderful.

0:53:14
spk_0
 

Yeah, I guess I shouldn't judge, uh, be Chloe. Todd. All right, I'll be close. Will be closed.

0:53:19
spk_6
 

Ok, Okay. So you like me to go? If I mean,

0:53:22
spk_0
 

you're seeing if I'm gonna come to you

0:53:23
spk_6
 

About how many points do I get for this assignment?

0:53:25
spk_2
 

Uh, you

0:53:27
spk_3
 

need to be great. And

0:53:28
spk_6
 

I don't know you're right,

0:53:31
spk_0
 

but if you need a great for this, Ok, Uh, this is it's 50 this and 50 your final. So this is your kind of midterm. Okay, if you grade is not based off your performance here.

0:53:40
spk_6
 

All right. Um hey, Chloe.

0:53:44
spk_0
 

Oh, hi, Luke.

0:53:45
spk_6
 

Uh, do you get the invite for my bar mitzvah?

0:53:48
spk_1
 

Um, I don't know. I get a lot of emails. I love the way you're playing. Chloe.

0:53:56
spk_2
 

Close. Really nice. If we, like, talk all the

0:53:57
spk_6
 

time. She, um she likes hamburgers. So, like can hang, you know? So yeah,

0:54:04
spk_2
 

Castle. Luke. Thank you all this

0:54:06
spk_1
 

burger, love. Sorry. Go ahead. Just do you

0:54:08
spk_0
 

guys just I am a director. The director doesn't note the choices the actor comes in with, You know, we work together. We compromised heavy notes. Really early. Ever play calling, the way I see her and the way I have been treated most.

0:54:22
spk_2
 

Okay. All right. All right. Hey, Chloe.

0:54:27
spk_0
 

Oh, hi. Look, I thought we were talking already. Are starting over like

0:54:31
spk_6
 

I should ask. Or less questions. I'm just going to do. I'm just going to do it.

0:54:36
spk_0
 

You do What?

0:54:38
spk_6
 

Risk in a Hey,

0:54:39
spk_2
 

Chloe. I would really appreciate

0:54:40
spk_6
 

it. Became Jeremiah Berman spot. I'll have a burger there for you. A burger from your bar mitzvah? Yep.

0:54:46
spk_0
 

Okay. I'll think about it. I'm a little busy this weekend. Uh, what else is gonna be there?

0:54:53
spk_6
 

Well, I'm gonna dunk on my rabbi.

0:54:56
spk_2
 

Oh, that's a

0:54:56
spk_0
 

really cool idea. Did you have

0:54:58
spk_2
 

that idea?

0:54:59
spk_6
 

Um Ah, friend of mine, a friend of mine

0:55:01
spk_1
 

taught this manipulative. You're now playing a character to give yourself company clue. You're doing an awesome Yeah, okay. Todd is trying to wrestle Issing with this girl that hates his good ideas. We're still working on this here. Okay, we're still working. OK, tell you sorry for the note.

0:55:19
spk_0
 

Luneau it Honestly Look on. Emotional choice will help the seed no matter what. Maybe if you make an emotional church will be a little

0:55:25
spk_3
 

more. You're too close to this. I think mere Sam should play Chloe

0:55:29
spk_2
 

cash again. Wow. I think you're too close today. Recast Again. Story your life, Sam. Why don't

0:55:35
spk_3
 

you want I think you'll play a perfect your urine. Empathetic. You get it?

0:55:39
spk_6
 

Awesome. Hey, Chloe.

0:55:42
spk_1
 

Hey. How are you? Look.

0:55:43
spk_2
 

Well, I'm good. Thank

0:55:45
spk_6
 

you for asking. And how were you yourself?

0:55:47
spk_1
 

I'm doing very well. Thinks it's good to see you.

0:55:49
spk_2
 

Oh, well, it's great to see you. Yeah,

0:55:51
spk_6
 

I just wanted to know if you got my invite for my bar mitzvah.

0:55:54
spk_1
 

I sure did. Did you not see my Yes. Reply.

0:55:57
spk_6
 

Oh, my God.

0:55:58
spk_2
 

Oh, my God. What? Oh, my God. Yes. Oh, my God. But I check

0:56:02
spk_6
 

that thing every day just for your reply. Ah, you didn't reply? Yes.

0:56:06
spk_2
 

Okay. What? I must not have you reply. Yes, I will. I will talk. You will? Yeah. Okay. It's okay. A cool kid. I'd love

0:56:17
spk_1
 

to hang out with you.

0:56:18
spk_6
 

Wow. Um, I

0:56:21
spk_2
 

have to go. Wait. Where you going? I just can't be in this anymore. I couldn't All you're out. I couldn't take it anymore, either. Jesus Christ, That wasn't helpful at all. Not

0:56:33
spk_0
 

a believable inch of dialogue from the Chloe terror.

0:56:36
spk_2
 

What is it in? What is an inch of dialogue, Todd, I thought it was pretty nice. I know You

0:56:42
spk_0
 

don't know what an intra dialogue is. Just saw. I just saw right front of me.

0:56:46
spk_1
 

I'm so sorry. Luke

0:56:47
spk_0
 

committed performance. I love the emotional reaction that was freaked out. Okay, I really believed I really believe you're having a panic attack. I loved how lived in that was

0:56:57
spk_6
 

I think any of you adults were hoping you, if anything about high school.

0:57:00
spk_0
 

Okay, we've heard this before. Yeah, this is our yearly review. This is word for word. Literally. The

0:57:06
spk_3
 

principal said this do us all last week. Uh,

0:57:09
spk_0
 

Okay. Well, Howard, why don't you try to be Khloe? Oh, just for the sake of the exercise.

0:57:14
spk_2
 

I don't

0:57:14
spk_6
 

even know what I'm learning from this exercise anymore.

0:57:16
spk_2
 

How to talk to a girl.

0:57:18
spk_0
 

Good. The confidence. What? It's

0:57:21
spk_2
 

just do not be scared to ask

0:57:23
spk_3
 

for what you

0:57:23
spk_6
 

want. Fine. All right. Hey, Chloe. Hey. My bar mitzvah. Okay. Thank you so much. I will see you there.

0:57:31
spk_1
 

Whoa. Oh, my gosh. Talk about a guy who's got a bar mitzvah day. Yeah. Look what you

0:57:39
spk_0
 

see mad about how that will.

0:57:41
spk_2
 

Yeah. I think we can cancel apartments where you just became a man. That's all it takes just to get so riled up by 33 dumb men. That's all it takes. Warming freaks. There's okay. Yeah. Don't

0:58:00
spk_0
 

forget your half tours. You still didn't do those? What? This is still important for becoming a man

0:58:05
spk_2
 

in the eyes of us. Okay. Uh, okay. Tommy. Oh, lining up his cameo tops flying across the quad. What feels so much better now? Oh, my God. What a kin clue. Now, look, did you see that ref who said it was good? You kicked me through the uprights? Whoa. Across the quad now onto

0:58:40
spk_1
 

the football field and threw the upright.

0:58:41
spk_3
 

I Look, I'll tell you, I think we just discovered which of the sports you're gonna wanna play here at Hamilton. That was an impressive kick. I think you got to either get into soccer or in the football. Those are your two options Now, with calves like yours, I think you could be a star. Okay? I mean it. And when you get here

0:58:59
spk_6
 

Yeah, right. Yeah. Oh,

0:59:01
spk_2
 

yeah, because you can get exit. I think anybody can do out of high school allowed. It's

0:59:06
spk_0
 

a public school. You live in the district. You're an incredible

0:59:09
spk_2
 

studio. Do you think

0:59:10
spk_1
 

we're gonna, like, deny you on coolness terms?

0:59:13
spk_6
 

I thought maybe So.

0:59:16
spk_0
 

Now have you ever been rejected from a school for for not being cool enough?

0:59:20
spk_6
 

No, But I

0:59:20
spk_2
 

don't know

0:59:20
spk_6
 

what happens in high school, right?

0:59:23
spk_2
 

I don't know what happens. How do you see

0:59:25
spk_0
 

high school like What are you expecting? Maybe on your first day, Um, Or like, uh, flush for I don't know, your first day,

0:59:33
spk_6
 

My first day. My first days when I have to figure out the lay of the land rights, have to print out my school directory. I'll have to take that out of my backpack, and then I have to walk the route. All my classes time. Um, So how much time I need to every class from my locker from the front, from the back exit from the bathrooms to see which is the most convenient bathroom? Um, and then afterward, it although, Well, yeah, of course. Right down. Yeah. And then I have that solidified. That'll probably my 1st 2 weeks, Just like trying all the different routes and all the different places. Yeah. Two weeks. Yeah, cause I'm realizing, um, not in those 1st 2 weeks about a lot of figure out about my classes and where I need to go in the class, you know? So in the 1st 2 weeks, probably not so much. Right. So

1:00:16
spk_1
 

you say you talk to the other kids at school now, I'm just sort of running around and doing routes.

1:00:22
spk_2
 

Ah, well, we're in the middle

1:00:23
spk_6
 

of the year, Soper. I have my routes pretty settled. Um, yeah. Uh,

1:00:28
spk_3
 

didn't answer the first part of questions.

1:00:30
spk_2
 

Yeah,

1:00:31
spk_6
 

talk to some people. Some people. Yeah, I talked to him people for sure. Yeah,

1:00:36
spk_0
 

OK, Uh, no real friends. Beyond Bryce, the 30 year old who is under house arrest.

1:00:42
spk_2
 

Stop talking about his house. Bryce is just a

1:00:46
spk_6
 

person that fell on hard times. Okay.

1:00:49
spk_1
 

Uncommitted. Some pretty vicious. Why don't I won't talk about it. Yeah, because you don't know him. I'm sorry. You're right. I'm totally overstepping.

1:00:57
spk_6
 

You don't know him are kind.

1:00:58
spk_3
 

Well, I will say that at one point in the past, Bryce did burglarize my home. Uh uh. That's one of the crimes that he was. Uh, well, your address, Your tiny home? Yes. Your tiny Yeah, is a quick pop in. He took my little tv. Ah, and some change out of my top drawer. Uh, and I

1:01:18
spk_2
 

Yes, I press charges because he

1:01:21
spk_3
 

took me for everything I have.

1:01:22
spk_6
 

Well, he needed those things. Oh, really? Yeah. What

1:01:25
spk_3
 

is that? What is a 13 inch TV look like in a real person's house. No way. He was looking at that. And you sell that thing, you'd get pennies and he's He took pennies for me. Or

1:01:34
spk_2
 

what would you do to him?

1:01:36
spk_3
 

I lived my life close by, I guess.

1:01:39
spk_0
 

Howard, is it burglary to steal bread to freed your own family?

1:01:47
spk_3
 

I mean, if I paid for the bread, I think

1:01:50
spk_2
 

iss

1:01:51
spk_0
 

Alright. Howard, will you want You want people like Bryce to start

1:01:55
spk_2
 

getting?

1:01:56
spk_0
 

How were friends of the working man? Um, Luke,

1:02:00
spk_6
 

Me

1:02:00
spk_2
 

Kyle blew My name's You already forgot who I waas. I've never heard gonna

1:02:14
spk_0
 

lie alert. You didn't make much of an impression.

1:02:16
spk_2
 

I through the rafters. I have never heard someone say

1:02:23
spk_3
 

their own name with such deep sadness. Thin when you just mislabeled Luke as Kyle and he realized that you

1:02:30
spk_2
 

didn't know. I've never heard someone say their names. So so sadly, someone else was me. I did to Luke. I thought he was talking about somebody else. And I was gonna be I was about to say Who's Kyle?

1:02:46
spk_3
 

And then I realized you thought it was you. Oh, my goodness. I'm very sorry about that.

1:02:50
spk_2
 

Look, that's not how we wanted to wait.

1:03:02
spk_1
 

Kyle is great having I'd love to try one here. Burt. Yeah, Burrito. Sometime. Um, we'll see it. We'll

1:03:08
spk_0
 

see it. You're

1:03:12
spk_2
 

you. You said you my bar mitzvah.

1:03:21
spk_0
 

And it's Luke. It's

1:03:22
spk_2
 

Lucan.

1:03:23
spk_0
 

And you are my meth.

1:03:25
spk_2
 

You? No, I

1:03:29
spk_6
 

have never met you before this today, and I hope to almost never meet you again.

1:03:34
spk_0
 

Hey, look, I don't want to be rude. I feel like I'm coming off his route. I a believe the right after that. Referee said it's good I got up and a doctor said it's C t Think the kick kick out to May, uh,

1:03:49
spk_1
 

Luke, give it to a straight. You think you're gonna attend Hamilton

1:03:52
spk_6
 

Senior? I do. You

1:03:54
spk_2
 

know what? I do

1:03:54
spk_6
 

think so? Because So you guys give me a lot of bad advice. I also think that through that bad advice, I can pull out some good advice, and I think I could do if you

1:04:04
spk_2
 

guys can do well here, I

1:04:06
spk_6
 

can do well here.

1:04:07
spk_1
 

Well, full disclosure we're not doing

1:04:09
spk_0
 

that. Well, wear on the chopping book. Uh,

1:04:12
spk_3
 

naturally, in fact,

1:04:13
spk_0
 

but But I will say this the way you did that scene is Chloe, especially working off some terrible acting. Um, I felt not is yourself, but against the Chloe's, I would love you to come and let me know on your first day when you're here. I would love to cast you in one of Wow. I think you showed a lot of promise

1:04:33
spk_6
 

feet.

1:04:34
spk_2
 

Yeah, It's where all oh, dang is big time. She thinks theaters for darkness. He does. I know. I know. Your boy. I didn't forget. Look, look,

1:04:51
spk_0
 

theater is very cool. Okay, Um, we really get to know each other. It's a tight knit community. Um, it's all it's where All the kind of ah, outcasts and freaks and miscreants. Aw, come on, play. And it's a really blast. I really high.

1:05:09
spk_2
 

I have to

1:05:09
spk_6
 

think about that. I'm not really trying to re relabel myself a miscreant high school

1:05:17
spk_3
 

mystery. It was a strange

1:05:19
spk_1
 

Teoh dance like joker. What do you do? It which was not super appealing. I don't know. I've been a

1:05:24
spk_0
 

Scown troll in my life. Uh, that's why I can relate to all these people. I feel very rejected by you. Look, I was offer you a helping hand and You know what? I'm not going to be at your garments for uh oh. Now you reject me. I reject you. Uh, Come

1:05:43
spk_1
 

on. Look, I'll be at your bar mitzvah. You know what? I'll dresses a referee.

1:05:47
spk_2
 

Oh, cool. Thank

1:05:48
spk_3
 

you. And I'll also be at your bar mitzvah.

1:05:51
spk_6
 

That's good. You have to Yeah. You know why? Yeah,

1:05:55
spk_2
 

I can I just

1:05:56
spk_1
 

get you on record saying that?

1:05:57
spk_2
 

What? San West

1:05:59
spk_0
 

Judd record real quick saying why you would goto apartments?

1:06:02
spk_2
 

Because I like

1:06:02
spk_0
 

him a little more specific.

1:06:05
spk_2
 

Like bar mitzvah. OK, Jews, ladies and gentlemen, I think I like juice a little too little,

1:06:15
spk_0
 

too late there hours. So, uh, look, um, you have Howard is

1:06:21
spk_1
 

a ref there. What do you think

1:06:22
spk_0
 

thematically will be doing with the reps? I'm a little curious where you're gonna be yelling at him and stuff.

1:06:26
spk_6
 

Why was the gun? I just thought he was dressing for the Femenia.

1:06:28
spk_0
 

OK, Sam. I mean, Sam

1:06:30
spk_3
 

will be rough. C t is getting worse. It seems like I'm fine.

1:06:34
spk_2
 

You go to a doctor, these

1:06:36
spk_0
 

quacks. I don't see doctors anymore. Uh, seen too many. But thanks for being here like Uh, yeah. Catch Looks. Bar mitzvah at the, uh it's

1:06:50
spk_2
 

gonna be on your YouTube, right? Yeah. Through

1:06:53
spk_0
 

you to pitch with breast.

1:06:54
spk_6
 

It's Lukin. Bryce. Course 39.

1:07:00
spk_2
 

Much your ages out together. Way started it when

1:07:05
spk_6
 

we started the general.

1:07:07
spk_0
 

So where you started? Let's see. So you're 12 now? So how did we get to 39 apiece? 30. Because right now, you're

1:07:15
spk_2
 

fine for everybody. 32 way. We're

1:07:19
spk_0
 

gonna lose three years hoping that we will

1:07:21
spk_3
 

see their birthdays aren't aren't on the same time. Every now and then there's there's an extra year difference. So if it was to one full year ago, before one of their

1:07:31
spk_1
 

were together Math teacher.

1:07:32
spk_0
 

Yeah, well, uh, check out Lukin Price

1:07:36
spk_3
 

39 39 on YouTube to

1:07:38
spk_0
 

see the bar mitzvah, filming it and lose Going to tuck over his rabbi. Uh, and everybody chicken out. If for no other reason, then to see if Howard can pull off three full hours surrounded by a race that he is disgusted. Don't

1:07:54
spk_3
 

say that religion is just not true, but, uh, we'll leave

1:07:58
spk_2
 

it on that note. Uh, anything I do? What? I

1:08:02
spk_0
 

asked Luke one last question. OK? Anything that you because I would love. This is a time capsule in five years. You want to look back in five years when you're in high school? Yeah. And say, what do you hope that Luke, five years from now is done,

1:08:14
spk_6
 

Okay. His life. I hope that Luke is really cool. Luke has one of those jackets that you get for sports. Um, and and Luke has touched some boobies. Okay, that's it.

1:08:30
spk_0
 

Those three things are very interconnected.

1:08:32
spk_6
 

That's all I wanted.

1:08:33
spk_0
 

All right, so

1:08:35
spk_3
 

Luke wants to be a classic jock. It sounds like at Hamilton High School when he gets here. Ah, And when you get here, you could be anything you want to be. That's what we'll say. That's right. Ah, and you know, we appreciate you guys listening to the episode. And until next time, Okay,

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