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The Teachers discuss player-mascots, a telegram from Bill and Todd's new relationship. Later, Hamilton Middle School student Luke Krakoski (Kimia Behpoornia) stops by to learn a little bit about going to Hamilton High.
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one, Your Honor, Mr Jin Air. Just one time, can I? Please, Can I do kick it? Sustained. Oh, is staying for Mr Engineer. That's good. That was That was Sam. That's for you, though. Yeah. Thank you. Oh, no power overruling.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Teacher's Lounge. The first, best and only podcast pertained issues relevant to the Hamilton High School community. Of course I am. Howard, you can't hang your sign. Their Levis, your biology teacher. Ah, and ah, now basketball coach. Um,
you were getting your sign.
Ah, in the outside of the locker room. Yeah, it was that we had an away game. Ah. Ah. And I just wanted to hang a sign to make sure that my guys knew where the locker room waas.
So you were getting told you couldn't
ask? I was getting tell
like you were looking around campus. They would never been toe Los Angeles. You'll see these yellow signs around when there's a shoot happening. A film shoot the tougher where the parking and heroism confusing letters and letters on. And you were kind of trying that strategy. You're putting signs all over campus so your students wouldn't get lost.
I'll ever campus started at the bridge heading into the town that we're playing in. I put him up everywhere because I was scared. Some of the kids decided to self drive. I said, We're going on the bus, You don't need to do that And they said with
you all And I said, Yeah,
I'll say, It's That's a big comment on Sam's bus driving. Yeah, I don't know.
Nobody wants to ride on my blast.
I'm so happy, you
guys. There's nobody want
a ride on my bus.
I don't know. I mean, we
was because of the anger, because the
anger of this work, I think it's
because they just angry swear. I think it's saying that the angry swerve
everybody here has written in a car with their dad knows the awkwardness oven angry man driving a
car. Yeah, and I don't I don't let that awkwardness sit. I bring it to the surface. Before I talk about it, I scream about it. I've attached to megaphone, pointing backwards into the bus where I let everyone know my thoughts every 10 seconds. I give
you half day. It's tough. It's
kids. There's a car in the lane next to us and I mean in it.
I'm not a brace themselves. I said, Get
by the little window in the back. You're gonna have to kick it out. If I go to the
O Tip 10 seconds later, we're
on a budget and I don't know if I want to go
straight anymore. But see, the kids know and I'm trying t plan for them their own safety. And I don't know why they don't want to write on my bus.
Well, can I give you one suggestion? One. I say Look at the right in advance or print out the map because your relationship with ways is unhealthy and erratic. Uh,
yeah way. Well, it seems like he can.
You're referring to it as he which it's an app. It's not
Well, everybody knows I changed the voice to switch maker. Everybody knows I change. Divorced my wares to Schwarzenegger is that next works in. We're doing doing a gnarled Schwarzenegger impression. Yeah, it's one of their comedy choices, and I changed that to have a laugh. Turns out. This guy's confusing as all get out. I can't figure it out. So between me yelling into the megaphone Swartz and Impersonating yelling as Schwarzenegger,
I'm crazy between all those things. At the same time, it's not my fault.
I lose my mind, right? I got to hear my own voice, right? I gotta hear Nick's. Watson's voice.
We're fine As Schwarzenegger difficult
to create difficulty, difficult times difficult equals impossible. That's what my dad always
those air great T shirts that are selling like hotcakes
difficult equals impossible.
You refer to me,
you for me. But yes, but you have to realize the consequences of the choices that you've made,
which is we're getting a ton of self drives to the
Teoh inside and, you know, and you guys know, uh, I'm overexposing signs. I'm putting more more than need to be up.
It looked
like it was one long sign. Last there was each other.
It's it's It's 3008 and 1/2 by Elevens with just a single line across and then and then 11 with
This isn't paper These air this card, stock
card, stock, last or £25 card, stock
and They're causing a lot. A lot, A lot, A lot. A lot of driving blindness. They're very reflective. Yeah,
and I'm putting them. I'm putting them in places that are very visible for drivers. So on stop signs, like hanging from, uh, traffic lights on the backs of cars that say following me right on. And so it's a
lot just really confusing because you got cars driving all over town with an arrow that points left.
And and here's
the problem. I told these guys, You gotta wait till you see one of my guys and then wave him over and then have him follow you. But these guys are running their errands right? With my signs on the back of their car. It's a problem. And so I've just been told quite a few times in the last week. You can't put your sign there. Yeah, I
get to the game of the week. I followed one of those follow me cars to New Hampshire. Um, which is? Well, I was very far from Hamilton, and I was like, This guy's got to be lost. Everybody's got to follow me side. That's
a detour may be taking a long
detour. Yeah, I ended up at his great aunt's funeral. Uh, which I was not dressed for I basketball game. Right?
Uh, how do you go to basketball games? You go. Masters
goes a We all know Bill Russell, the player coach. I'll go dressed Player mascot on
scene The player mascot Before we've all seen Teen Wolf
for stealing 10 12. Player mascot Rodman did play a mascot for a couple of seasons.
A non contracting, right? They just
said he grew corn. He grew horns. And who's the bull and the rebounding champ?
Yes. Uh, so I went as I read his Dennis Rodman going his player mascot, which is what I go to the games as that people will cheer me now when I want to do a little dance, get down tonight. But so I met this gentleman who you hired to drive around with a sign on his car. His great aunt's funeral. Yeah, I am getting booed for what is a I was say, looking back. Non specific eulogy. Rare
for a funeral audience to booth. Oh, rare. Usually usually that sec. Two sports spectator events, if you will. Usually pretty demure. You're not a not a rousing boo.
If I didn't know it was rare. I found out when the Guinness van screech quickest and loudest funeral boo. They brought the two records. Ferguson louder
way brought in the decibel meter.
Yeah. Wow. Last one was obviously me trying to stand at John McCain's funeral. George Bush. The first stood out of his wheelchair and everyone applauded him. And then I tried to stand here. Booed
May was about I thought it's Bob Dole. Bob toasted. That was Bob Hope it said,
Well, everybody forgot after times because it was panda,
but it was it was pinned about.
You were booed, you rotten tomatoes, someone wielding the guillotine and said, Yeah, yeah, yeah, There's mob mentality.
Luckily, I do have what doctors call chicken neck. So the key A team ended up actually not fitting my neck. It was too wide, and I slipped right out.
Why? Wow. But you did
still run around like a chicken with your head. Go up because you're so traumatized by the, uh so imagine
me at George Bush. The first funeral. Okay? I was wrong. It was Bush. Okay. Dole stood was Bush tub.
Bush is dead. Now
that has happened
while spoiler alert. I'm gonna have some memory issues today,
OK? I don't know what's been
going on. I've been getting a lot of Instagram ads for back pain on, and I think I'm buying some bad back stuff. That is not really good for me. And I'm just getting some head trauma. Well,
I saw you about the back Spike. That was you. It was a little steep. It looked like when you're laying on top of it, it looked like it was a little more reflection in your back.
It's a 180 degree horizontal angle that I'm at, uh, with the spike grown right into it, a bit of back pain, which, honestly, I was hosed. I could make a bit of male affiliates,
the banks, but you were really in house because you overpaid. They charge you as it was, some newfound thing we went to Home Depot's a nine inch carpenter.
It's exactly what it is. I saw the people of back Spike people find the next day I was ripped off kind of thing that electrocute you. If you're not sitting upright,
you what you got a little too much lay down and electrocuted you,
I think ill treatment of the man thing. I think that this technology is just not meant for a man of my age and body.
What? I've seen
this thing. It looks like ah, wall socket outlet they would have in your house. And you put a little thing on your back. That is metal prongs. And if you lay down on it, it shoots you out of the wall shoots.
So I think that probably call again. We have the back
spike where the back spike. And then, of course, there's the electrocute er based for it
doesn't mention. In fact, I'm not convinced it was invented for the back. I'm not sure you got You didn't get an ad for a house and give us back. You just
got an ad for carpentry Electrician's.
Okay, well, then why am I sleeping on the shed? I got the shed. Um, but I mean tired. By the way, Todd Padre theater.
Sam. Weatherman Drivers add leadership, all kinds of good standards. Uh,
of course, we do have to mention way. Barely talked about it last week. Our friend Bill crave e is on the road, and we missed the hell out of him. Yeah, he's trying to sell the beef paper. Um,
emphases on, try he at me a telegram. And I think that and no. Okay, there. Paper, paper guy showed up, very eighties. Shut up. You said you gotta tell me what you just said. Tell them
like it was 80. So he was, like, a little late for the
thing that it was very 80 s. He was weight. But anybody's a Devin. And then he read it in. He said, Beef, diaper move. Stop, Stop. That
was diaper move. We've been
trying to decode for the whole week.
Anybody up there? Puzzle solver. If Dan Brown listens to this, we're looking to figure out what beef diaper moved way.
Don't know if it's saying that the beef diaper is moving, as if selling very well. We don't know if it means it doesn't stay where you put
it. In a move which I remove
its that that's bad news.
I know
it might be a nuke pitch for a product where it's embracing that embraces the smooth.
I've also heard
word that it could be about creating a dance around
the beast fell right. Smooth theory, of course, is that while he was reciting the telegram, he was in somebody's way. Beef diapers and we just move.
Have any just kind of forgot what he was doing, like building
a freaked out, yelled at the way. Missed our friend. I think the big update before that was, of course, he couldn't get beef diaper dot com. So his diaper beef, which, uh, which
was a website, that he had to pay them to take down dollars. Of course, we know a diaper. Beef
means it was poop shops. So
now there's a big trend of people disappointed when they're looking for diaper beefs
on, they end
up finding the beef diaper. And so there's been a big, a bit of a backlash from the diaper. Be
fast pills on
the road. We all said this is a great idea. He's an entrepreneur. He's going to figure this out, but he is quickly being with either problem after problems or the telegram. Was
it just be right if
we could get actually get him on the line. I mean, we've all this. We tried his phone. I'm sure it's either been disconnected or he lost it because it's going straight to voicemail.
Maybe he'll send a carrier pigeon or some other old type of communique, and we can check in with him via
that would be great at
Hamilton. Um, I hate to say it, but things you hate to leave somewhere and for the school to be working better, but the basketball teams on, too, and I'll
say we buried the lead. Uh, since my players started self driving, we have actually won a game, which is which is a brand new thing for this school. Bill obviously never had a successful basketball game. I've done very little in terms of sort of imparting knowledge or wisdom, but I did, of course, locked a team in a gym with a webcam and let them sort of figure out how to play basketball in their own last week. Ah, and it worked out because we played the worst team in the league. Ah, this week and we squeaked out a win by four points. Um,
I think week doubt because there was some controversy over the last 30 seconds of the game.
Well, uh yeah, there was Ah lot of people said that my team was was
hair joke,
her drill all over the
bowl. Yeah. Three kids. Kids don't reflect the other way potential over the ball,
kid. A kid was shoot a free throw, and somehow ball got stuck to his
hands somehow. Does a super
job. Yes. Okay. It was a looked like a clean ball to me. Uh, ball got stuck his hands couldn't shoot his free throw, squeak to the and then
lose it in the river. Little money so you could get away so you could put a little deal
in the bowl. And then after the free throw, the ref was like ball. And the kid was trying to throw the ball, and it looked like he was doing like a too slow kind of hot. Not gonna throw it
in the refugee.
Better call. A technical not given about baby. She
and
technical foul kicked him out. Hold him in contempt of basketball. Kids can. Drew.
Kid took Balto locker room a locker room. Uh, no ball game over.
Came over big for so the hair gel incident. Four point win, But also a little bit of some confusion, especially with the new um, the new you know, Ball Manager Scott. Calm being on there. A lot of people are thinking We think we know where this hair gel came from.
And I'm telling you, con is clean. Conscience is clean.
Khan is clean. Is not. He is not what the papers or say is not a hair gel
bandit. It's not. It is not a big supply. He
does not go to stores, load up his hair with hair gel and walk out like he didn't need to buy anything.
That he doesn't wake up in the morning, go down a slide headfirst only made of hair gel, and then walk right into work.
All right, so it's what we can put those rumors to bad. All we know is the team has won two games. He's hardly thinking over, and I'm eating my words because I obviously bet aggressively.
You kind of got a little Pete Rose action. You bet against the own team.
I did. Yeah, well, I got around to you and I also slid cleats first and
the reference of a rift. A lot of you
are saying, Hey, Todd, don't wear cleats in the basketball gym. It'll ruin the ruined the lacquer on the
floor that was cleaned complete first, but scuffing up the hard way. They're
soccer cleats that got metal on the bottom. And I'm telling them it's not about what you need on the court. I can't be upright anymore. Without athletes on, I mean something. Digging into the ground, you could give me hiking boots. I cannot get any traction these days. So, uh, what cleans up into a ref Pete Rose style and have a bit of a drinking problem
that's neither here nor there. We're not talking about that in 20
20. Well, congratulations, Howard. I think we all wanted to see you get a win.
Yeah, I say
one thing, Howard that has had me a little nervous for I want to say the past eight or nine
episodes. Oh, wow. Yeah. Hold on to this one through
every day you start with a little nickname, huh? That's given to you, not from you. And it's your whole personality for the week. Uh, I'm a little worried that you're a bit in the wind. Well, what if you picture own nickname Howard? Yeah. What about next week? Who do you want to be rather than who other people tell you You can't be?
Now that's an interesting approach.
I liked your cadence of that lesson.
Yeah, that's an interesting approach. Uh, and
I would
love Teoh, not be at the whim of the people around me, but, I mean, we're human beings. What happens to us is what defines us. You know, we have way have no control over that kind of stuff. And I can't I can't just refuse these nicknames. You know, if I
can see you have
to take them on and make them your new name.
But But isn't it better to own it and accept it and not let it have power over you? Then it is Teoh to
try to fight against it. If that was
the case, I wouldn't be legally allowed to drive. President M. V said you're done.
You tell the D. M. You go up to Devi like Sam did and said, Can
I just get that picture you took a real quick. Yeah, And, uh, how do you laminate this? Oh, let me get the license background. It's for an art project and they give it Teoh made 10,000 fake
ID's. You tell the kids it's only for driving. Yes, you make sure that they're They're
all 2020 in it. They're underage. And I'm underage when I drive because I'm going to be safe. I don't want kids breaking into my desk. It's full of 10,000 fake I. D. S. And take one of these ideas and go and do anything. You're responsible. It's right. So I make him all under 20. And now when I drive without my license, wink with my license, I have to put on young hair. I have to put on young hair. I wear Jenko owes. It's a whole thing. Yeah,
Yeah. I mean, that's what kid that does. That is what a kid looks like. Uh, your but not maybe. You know, maybe next week I will try Teoh. I'll take this week for myself. Good. And I'll think about it. And I'll see how I'm feeling next week. And
I'm going to take this weekend. I'm not good. I'm gonna try to
do nothing that makes someone else give me an ignition question. Can I have you ask yourself a question? I love that
I want you to close your eyes, OK? I want to look at your own
self, Okay? And I want you to say, who am I? All right. What's your name? Who and
what do you see when you close
your eyes? Okay. I'll try to
To me or to
yourself. No, I'll do what
you look at yourself inside. Shut up. You
go first.
Here we go. Your first pleaded. Please,
please. But here, let's get going. So
who am I? It seems like came out was Please, It seems
like he looked down, maybe, but didn't close your eyes. Is that, um I right about that?
That is. I think it is kind of first thing I saw. All right, here we go, guys. Or close. I can't even look at me again. Who
you are not what you're
wearing. Okay, here we go. Here we go. This is good thing. This
is really good. Building up a lie. All right, area. Okay, First that comes through my underweight underway. Underweight
wear shoes are underweight. Brain. You're looking down again, wearing under armour underway
and shoes for people who are big bone you wear underneath their self esteem. Yeah, Yeah, there's self esteem. Well, that's another. That's another. Uh, that's the undershorts I wear. So for Steve ourselves, teamers.
Rico. Free. Yeah. Yourself. A steaming good.
By the way, What? We are brought to you today by underweight and self esteem. Um, if you Are you underweight? Do you have self esteem? Great. That's the product. Uh, look, Howard, I want to check in next week cause you knew this assignment. Yeah, poorly. Uh,
you know, I threw it right out
of practice. I'm gonna practice it, and we'll do it again next week. And it'll be Well, maybe we'll do it again next week.
If we remember. I'll remember. Okay. Speaking sounds like a threat. All remember, speaking of self esteem, self confidence, things are moving. I think they're going very well with my new girlfriend. Um, I have, uh obviously things were going swimmingly with her husband's corpse
is gonna say he's still above ground.
Yes. Your new girlfriend is a woman who has ah, deceased as measures. A widow who technically isn't marrying that
puppet. That's right. And
so it right. What we've had to kind of
do to make this go forward is find a way for him to fall in love with someone else so she can figure out how to say goodbye. Um um, So, uh, you know, we put him on the APS. We got him out there. Of course. And a
nap. What happened to you? Put a dead body on?
What do you put a dead body? I, um
I mean, just the normal ones. You Can you come out alive? E put one
alive. Um, uh, it added stuff. Tell anyone this, but we have one of the life span. First question alive is obviously Are you alive? That's why about that.
But you e file you just out of all the classic dating photos you be draped them over a sleeping tiger took him to the Santa Monica Pier,
periods with the baby and one of his kids in a dog
trying to jam a big cotton candy into his mouth. And one of them's
right. Yeah, he's got fun with me, Jim. Self friend Jim Selfie were just himself way. I'll tell you this The gym selfies were tough for streaming is a little I'm framing is a little off and his body is just not what you want it to be for himself? I mean, he still decompose mint. That's well, I will
say rock hard. She's in full rigor mortis. I mean, this guy's I don't know if their muscles but his arms or solid.
Yes, that's muscles. That's what we told the dates. And, um, you know, he's been We
create a great personality forum.
We create a little system. She does the voice I do the puppet ing.
So he's met some people on alive people in alive. Wow, that's really cool. And, Senator, double dating
way. We've got a double dates and you know, my look with the absence Not always great. I think we've gotten dead fished a few times. Uh, where will be halfway through date? We realize this is two corpses today with another.
Have you thought, though, Todd, that every day you go on your dead fishing someone else?
It's different for us is in the name of true love. And if someone else falls in love with
him Great. Well, that's the thing. I mean, you can be a catfish. No, I don't want to get calf. Exactly right. Thank you,
Sam. I mean, it's obvious, Howard the
same way you are. You can cheat, but your partner can't cheat on you.
What's what the Internets for? It's the veil of anonymity. You can say whatever you want. You can be whoever you want. You can participate in whatever subculture you want and never have to show up. That's absolutely right. You could be a liar for hire.
Um, and who's better liar than an acting teacher? May So. But this is great news. We did get him on a great day. He's now going on a 58 turn it with Lisa Leslie on and we are hoping to close the deal.
That's E. I hope that day. Wow. Slam dunk.
Okay, A lot of basketball today. Spoiler alert. Okay, well, who knows what we'll talk about later, But, um, you know, I'm hoping to He's got to third base with Lisa Leslie, and I'm hoping that we can kind of start to separate ourselves and finally make this relationship about her and I
That's that's amazing. It's on you. Yeah, I really hope this is a healthy relationship for you. Time so far. This That's awesome.
I would take issue with who had pat assessment
But don't you still hope that way? Seeing Todd
get run through the
wringer? Yeah,
and I really would like this
Ever dated the woman that worked at the Laundromat?
Yes. We've seen you get dry cleaned, which is painful because it's hot and there's no liquid,
There's no liquids. And it wasn't one of those great chemical free ones that chemical having it was chemical. They
had to hang you by your hair on. They couldn't find the shirt they were looking for, so they just kept their thumb on the button. You're flying. You're flying around.
My person who owned me lost their number on it, so I was there for a year. For the dry cleaner. I am. I am looking so forward to just being happy and settled and dependent on this one woman for my joy. I think it's gonna be great. I'm gonna bring her around my ex wife's house. My daughter. Uh,
would you do that? You know, just to let him know, share your life with a pair of my life
was amount. If you're happy, you want people to know you're happy? Absolutely. Because they worry about you. I mean, God, Screeches the whole for I mean, Mark. No, they don't answer. I'm just, you know, they high. The last time I talked to your ex wife, she was like, Had they picked him up yet? But
you hearing referring
to the cops.
This is really vulnerability in Todd's voice. I have never heard this
amount of people over alleged justice.
He didn't say. You didn't
say where before his cure. Special stories are
so vulnerable, you can't even speak.
You saw her.
I see. I saw your
wife last moment. We're, um I guess your hair still, Um, you're
just a smelly Well, no. I don't think her hair was smelly. She? No, she, uh is the reason you
talked that talk about. She's changed.
If she met somebody, I was washing her hair.
I don't know. She she, uh she had just come from ah, Burger King. And so she's death.
Well, you say also one thing that is curious.
Do you want me to go? Continue to tell you what what we talked about?
I'd like to hear
Well, she said she walks into my office. She came by the school
bythe Did you hear that matchup will always made. Mm.
She came by my office with a fresh bag of burger shape. Yeah, she said T,
by the way, no such thing as a fresh
Shia. Well, she asked me. She asked me, Is there any possible way that I saw Todd of Burger King? And I said, Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah. I said, Yeah, there's that. You definitely did. You some behind a counter gave you this
video. What your way. Just told Todd You gotta persist about you work at Burger. It's Can you work at Burger?
Why would I lie about it? There's no because you're in a theater teacher. Heavy to do double shifts at a Burger King.
You work a hit? The school early six.
I've made some bad investments throughout my life. I've got alimony. So it would make sense that you would think that I would work in a very
wait a second. I do. What? Did you come down with? Alimony.
I didn't tell you
us? No, I didn't have our money.
You were diagnosed? Yeah, The divorce judge. Would you
found guilty? They also told you came down with alittle. Well,
this was later. I went in for a second opinion, and they said not only go to be of alimony, and so I went to see a doctor, and it's pretty
advanced. Really? Yeah, it's pretty. Advances
me behind what? You owe back alimony.
That's something about my back. I didn't understand the diagnosis exactly, but yeah. Um, well, whatever it is, I do have alimony. But I wouldn't. I have great insurance through the school have been kicked off the insurance for arguments. Uh, so I don't need another job. Burger King
a real day. Get me there.
Thanks a lot. So I stand
by you, I think getting kicked off health insurance
fraud. You didn't say so. So, like you. Are you so
much that you're definitely a health?
Risk your heart? That's why. Sure was argument. I I've been in an argument for 30 years. I cannot stop. Here
is the problem. It's with myself. Yeah, And
how can I be wrong?
I don't know, but the doctor said that your arguments cause you have to have an irregular heartbeat.
And this vein
he's pointing to his forehead. Uh,
you feel now that it's
come out the other end here at the back of his head. Booth is a Mohawk.
Well, it's a little bigger than it is in the
short of eighties punk. Mohawk told
like tennis right now about losing my insurance.
I mean, the way to prove them wrong just to have an argument with them about it.
Well, my thing with arguments is, if I could just win it. If I could just win who I'm yelling at, they'll finally treat me the way I want to be. Treat.
Have you ever convinced anybody that you were right in there are wrong? No. Have you ever been convinced? No. I think it might be futile. Uh, well, I don't know. I can't follow up on that, but futile. Basically.
You are. Sorry. I was just gonna say it,
President. Glad you man's playing it to us. How? I was gonna say I sit through this. I need a break. Okay.
Yeah. Let's take a sacrificial
explain to me how to use my Penis, Howard. But I did catch
Howard mansplaining how to use a pianist in this group of women.
You gotta quit my man. I was just checking to see if I get it right. Yeah, you're fishing for the truth and I usually beat Yeah, I thought I knew.
And I was just like, running it by him.
It comes off his mansplaining when you go up to a group of women said, But you don't know how you out of a man's Penis. I remember. Start telling him. I mean, just stop
it. Especially when the
response was a unison. We don't care e fault after the P Brax.
My bad. All right, shall Thanks so much for sticking it out through the break. We appreciate it as always. Ah, you know, we're
really
excited. Ah, about our guest today because most of the time these guests, they're coming in here from the school. They're coming in here. They know us. They know what's going on. But we have a look into the future. A little bit. Ah, you all know, um ah, Margaret Kankowski. She's ah, a junior here at the school. And we are lucky enough to have Margarets brother Lukowski in here to tell in a little bit about the school. How's it going? Look,
it's good. It's really cool. It's really cool to be here. This place is way bigger than my school
for sure. That's right. Of course you go, Teoh Hamilton Middle. Which is? Ah, just a few. Ah, a few yards down the road.
That's right. Both the schools in town are named Hamilton after Alexander, of course.
Yes. Yeah, Yeah. Uh, we're really glad to have you here.
How old are you?
Me? I am about to be bar mitzvahed.
Okay. 12. 12. Uh, congratulations. Krukowski. Yeah, about three bar mitzvah on a Zafar a zoo. What kind of movies do you watch? What Got a language Can I use around you? Do you go r rated here? We give you 13.
I'm cool. Whatever sigh cool for high school is what I'm doing. Today s So I'm trying to figure it out and trying to, you know, fit in and and, you know, this is who I'm going to be in a couple of years.
So you came in with a big clothing choice? Yeah. Big Jim goes on oversize Beanie and a backpack with a ton of patches on it.
That's right. Yeah. I got to show off what I think is cool. And I have only 20 patches that air hamburgers. I'll have a hamburger they're all different
hamburgers. Hey, who doesn't love a
half? I love
a burger for a hamburger. So looking at these, I see Ah, let's see. This one's got tomatoes on it. And what's going on with this one? Well done. Yeah, all right, that's 2 18 MAWR. Let's see,
there's this one's got the works. It's got everything you could ever put him
in a way that you could ever put on.
Yeah,
there's one
with the letter by ice cream on the dang thing.
That's right. Yeah, there's the one with lettuce wrap here. Obviously, that's Ah, your key toe friendly or your low carb Atkins diet burger.
And then there's like a double a triple. There's a quadruple their form with five Patties. Six Patties.
There is a slider
as well, but you almost can't tell. It doesn't It's They're all small, so you can tell it's a slider size. But it says slider. Yeah,
well, look, I got to say it looks like you ran out of burger ideas around seven. And then you went double triple quadruple five by 56 We go up to a 13 by 13 on that, it's all right. Hey, you're 12 title
ripping this kid of fire in here for his career choices. Cool. That's awesome.
I think it's just, you know, if you get a build your identity on something, you know, do it right. What
are you doing?
Trying to big league this kid down. Welcome to the real
world. Look, this is high school. You're about three. Barb. It's what you're about to be a man.
I started where? All this stuff to try to be somebody that could fit in here and it's really backfiring. Almost a me.
No, no, no. I'm preparing you for the harsh World High School. It's going to be like this right away.
OK, you're OK. Look Okay,
Let ground yourself center yourself. Deep breath. Here we go.
Look, you know what you're doing. Even blew off Howard on that a little bit. You wish. OK? Why would I do that? Yeah, that's exactly what we do here in Hamilton.
Okay, cool. Hey, that's awesome. I feel better. Um
good. No, you're skateboarding, and that's pretty cool.
Yeah, I built that myself. You see the lightning bolt on the bottom? I painted that. There.
You do. What?
Did Yeah, I went to swap meet, and I bought all the parts. And then I put it all together myself.
That's a lot of engineering. And how would you say quality was You ended up doing that build.
It's fine. He goes. I mean, it hasn't broke. So we're here. I
did here on your way in that It kind of had this, uh, i'll say metal on metal start a sound of just, like, sort of like, Yeah. What it sounds like if your car is riding on just rims.
Yeah. Before, uh, yes. You can hear me. Come in. It's very cool. I don't mind it, you know, Like that just happened.
You're pushing pretty hard.
Yeah. Smooth. Right, Right. I mean, I got it helps my calves. So it's okay. Maybe I could join the sports team here. You know, I got big, big calves. Well, and what do you need cabs
for? Maybe a track and field. Probably long jump, jump, jump.
I got to say, Look, I mean, he's being modest. Let's dio through a little shit sandwich eggs. That's a little rude about the patches. These calves are to die for thes air, fantastic halves for a 12 year old.
I mean, it's all my skateboard.
So whatever. You too And I want to be on that workout.
I could build you that bored. I just go down to the swap meet with my mom this Sunday, and I could bring you back some stuff.
You got some skating history? More of a a razor scooter guy ever
built one of those before.
You got to try it. The razor gang is cooler than skateboard. A lot of people are saying
what happens in high school. They're cool. Todd, you don't need to be cooler than this kid. Yeah, I mean,
I am, but I'm not trying that natural Look, are you thinking is are you here cause you're thinking of different high schools around town?
Are you touring them
like a college?
Yeah. Yeah. I definitely was checking this one out because, you know, my sister does go here and yeah, it is like, right next door to my middle school. So be really, really easy for me to go here.
We want you here. What do we got to do to get you here? What's what are your selling points you're looking for?
Um Well, I'm definitely looking for somewhere where I can be, like, really cool, cause right now, in middle, I'm not, You know, I don't wanna admit it, but it's like I'm here to reinvent myself in high school. What makes cool here, Hamilton High.
Who? You met the right guys. I'll tell you this. I've reinvented myself more times than I have fingers. Um, and so what? Can't count off seven fingers detail about times,
So that's getting seven years.
But look, I mean, I mean, you got what? You ever hamburgers. You got these amazing calves. I can't get morning
skate. Morning. It's still tool for who do you
hang out with? The middle school? Whose? Your crowd. Why are you not
well? Actually, I don't have any like friends in my greater my class. But I have. This guy's my neighbor. His name is Bryce. He suck a big dude. Some states, I kind of weird. He's, like, 30 but we like, hang out and it's cool. We, like, do a vlog together and we watch, like, TV and just hang out with Bryce. You know, he's he's cool
and he's 30.
Yeah,
And you have a vlog with it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do A vlog. What's
arrest brace?
Don't call in
just a few braces in town. Hey, is the one that cannot leave his home, okay?
And they put that sign on his roof. It says house arrest.
So you do the vlog from his place? Yeah. Yeah, well, it's got I mean, everybody deserves a second chance. Um, wait, what you talking about?
Oh, just about anything that that's that's, ah, fun or interesting. You know, like, whatever TV show we're watching. Whatever. Like Lego thing we made together, You know
what shows do you like?
We're watching last survivor right now. Yeah, that's cool. Is
that cool? That's really
cool, man. That's awesome.
And what what do you run on the YouTube? If you're checking the view, count the hit count per video.
We're up in the
high twenties. Yes, 20,000. No. 20 people. Yeah.
How many times do you guys each watch your videos?
I watch. Um Well, my mom likes to give him a while. Okay. CEO, I, of course, they got pairing. That's just
confusing. If you're hanging out with a 30 year old next door, Seems like maybe your parents might not be around.
Oh, Jealous. Oh, Mr. Jealous. Over here,
We wish you a
30 year old friend you wish
I can hang
out with you guys if you guys want, like, a 12 year old friend My mom in I'm all in, you know,
tell you, uh, touch me after permits, but, um
okay, Todd might have trouble hanging out with the 12 year old due to some things in his past.
Look, we don't have to bring this up. It feels like it hasn't come up in a while. Luke, I do have to tell you in my past.
Oh, no.
Look, I work out at a middle school gym. Your school. I work out at the middle school gym on the playground. I was changing in the gym bathroom. I got a phone call that I needed to take outside the door locked behind me. So I was nude in front of middle schoolers on I'm a sex offender. But it was more traumatizing for me because they all pointed and said smaller than mine. Okay, home? It was an accident. I do have to tell you that. Look, I'm not a creep now. I'm not attracted for
that. You're not agreed for that?
No, I'm a crypto adult women.
Oh, boy. That sex two times. I don't love it. It's just what I've been told. Yeah,
Luke, Uh, I'm sorry. I wasn't, uh this is hard for me to admit. I wasn't cool when I was your age either. So I
thought I don't think
anybody is actually cool when they're pre bar mitzvah e. I think. I think that's it. That's the problem. A lot of a lot of kids don't know who they are yet. You know, you haven't had the life experience to see Sort of what? What sticks? You know, When I was 12 years old, I mean, shoot. I was still wearing car
cartoon underwear. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like a cartoon underwear. I was wearing it. So you stopped
at a certain age that what's appropriate? You stop. You stop a 12 year
all mine away now.
Well, we're just learning about you after, If that's if that's a part
of you. And you feel like that's something you want to carry with you into the future, then I mean, hey, keep
him on.
Yeah. What's your waist us.
I don't know why she didn t
You don't need to know, You know, I'm just
saying if you're gonna throw away, I could take him free. If we look about same way size, I
don't think that we'll say
moist size at all. I much smaller than you. I agree. Look, you're a smart kid. You're gonna do great in high school and that I actually
when I knew you were coming on the show, I actually, uh, when talk to some your teachers at Hamilton Middle and
asked him No, no, no, no. It was a good fit. Okay. Yeah. They all
said, you know, very attentive. Asks good questions. Maybe too many, uh, was the only negative limit. Wasn't in phrases a negative. They said You ask
a lot of questions. We will. I just like to be sure. You know what I mean? Like when we get directions, a lot of times a, like leave out some stuff that you're supposed to know and so I dislike ask extra. You know, when
he said he talk to your
teachers, you gave us a big Oh,
no. Why do you think the teachers hated? I just not
today hate me, but, like, sort of like what you said. I think that they think I'm annoying.
You know, I think that the I mean,
a lot of my teachers would think that I'm annoying
on the way into the studio here to record this, You stop by a history class, right? As the bell was ringing and you said, I think you forgot to assign homework on the whole class ground.
Yeah, well, I just thought I was being hopeful, but everybody got really upset.
Yeah. I've never seen a 12 year old get rotten tomatoes, turning them by a class full high school.
Yeah, the teacher is also really upset because I guess they didn't
want to read any home. Everybody was. So Yeah, I'm intrigued how you could tell just from the tone of the last moments of the class that no homework had been assigned.
It said, um no homework on the board. I said that was a little bit
ridiculous sauce. So I
had to butt in.
Yeah, you gotta have
homework. What do you get to go home and what I can't do? Go home and hang out with Bryce? The whole time to do my homework first, and then I get to go to Bryce's house.
That's great. I know there
was a big gain in the the test scores last year.
Big Gate. And is
that because you were going around and telling everybody that got to do their work?
Oh, man, was it? I really hope so. I didn't even think that I could have anything to do with that. You know, I just thought we were busting in more white kids to the school.
It was there's disagreement on what it was. I was your hard work or busing and more white kids
because my dad says, and the second part is
true. I mean, there what they did. I mean, they didn't say it, no one was gonna come out and say, We're doing that. But if you do look at the sort of ah ethnic makeup of Hamilton Middle, I'll
say this after they busted all those white kids, the number of school shootings, one way about that school to
truly terrible it
was a bad idea. I mean, like, these little anxious little boys were very studious, but you could set him off in a second. It's a disaster. That's right. What's your bar mitzvah? Theme?
Um, basketball.
Basketball? Theo, you a big final dunk at the ceremony. Oh,
man, I need me. Think of that.
Got a dunk on the rabbit.
I'll be tight. Oh,
dunk on the rabbi. Maybe jump on the chair. Lift me up in the high jump and dunk. Right on. Oh, my God. You will be a legend. Imagine.
Yes. Yes, to a bar mitzvah. I love any sort of Jewish survey. It's gonna be hard pressed to get our to show up at a a big protests.
Go. Oh, go. Nice is think it's out of
love. I love celebrating adulthood with Jewish kids.
No, you should say like that.
You should just say I love for my money. A lot
of pressure to say the right thing here. Anything I would have said would have come out wrong. I would
hear those
High b. Stokes.
I respect the Jewish people is equally as any other Well
time. Of course.
I respect the Jewish people, Justus. Muchas anybody else. That's
something. There's a but coming
not know.
Also, you did your poker tell which is a
funny joke. that you guys play all the time, OK? I am not an anti
Semite because that a lot eating Oreos fast. Just what?
All in. He's holding to
seven. Sign our but you're tells you that once pulled out to seven. What is for
me to get rid of this joke?
Luke? What do you think?
I guess if you come Teoh my Berman's for that, they're erase any sort of people. I'll
let you dunk on me, Luke.
Don't talk to talk. Walk the walk, Howard.
Yeah, I'll show up and you can dunk on me. And if you do well, you can play on the basketball team that I coach now.
Well, you e I
had to take over. You know, Mr Crazy, the the old basketball coach. Hey, had to forfeit the election for basketball coach. And I was the only other person running. So now I am.
You guys do it by election style. You run for his continue the coach.
Yeah, yeah, yes, he did. It was a heated Yeah, it got it got pretty nasty,
got nasty, then fell off. Nothing happened for a couple weeks.
Yeah, actually, it resolved.
Congratulations. So I love
love in this basketball. Can we talk about the department's fuck? I always regretted my theme on, so I'm really excited.
Teoh crab. Uh, not so much a theme of
the show fish to Barbara
Crabb. Was it so? Well, it was it
was a shellfish theme. Heavy on the red crab
crab. We're gonna make it more specific. So a lot of my more religious family couldn't come obviously kosher. Um Ah. And well, one of the crabs ended up getting away and
they were live way
new. Which crab was which? And one got away.
Uh, you know, I don't have to know my history or not, but I would certainly crab. So I got re circumcised at my bar
mitzvah conversation in front of 12 year old.
Especially since what you admitted to be earlier. I don't think you lot of you saying
No, I'm not. I mean, I respect all Children is equal is
way to be safe. Topic. Oh, my God.
It was a second. Circumcision
makes sense Why all those kids pointed at you and said
smaller than mine. You got your slice twice saying, finally, somebody
related to my pain. All these adults aren't emotionally aware enough. Look, I don't know what it is, but I feel more seen by you one time proposing
Rose in a friendship.
Bugs, let's play this apartments for together. You're gonna talk on the rabbi. What's what else do you do in theme was what? Uh,
well, we got off on umber meant to d j He's You need you all the you know, the time warp and the Footloose song. And and then he's gonna let me dance with one girl that I get to pay. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. I don't know, man. I could pick any of the girl. Any of them would come to my bar mitzvah. She'll make it really
right. I did. I pulled up the invite. What? We're talking about your bar mitzvah. And right now we're at negative. Uh, here
and I would also say I've made this mistake before. Don't make the choice until you see who comes to the party. Because I made a list one time, 1 to 10. None of them showed embarrasses, points buried. This happened? No. Think positively wait to make the choice that it could be anyone that it could be Your mom and not be a win.
Can you
imagine that? Big win
a be great.
You and your mom doing that Planned bar mitzvah dance. So what song we will do You plan for that?
I will always love you.
Okay. Whoa. Like body going your You carrying your mom around like a bodyguard?
I want to do that. I don't think I want to do that with my mom. Okay. Okay, sister.
Then your
sister. I don't want to do that. That's almost worse for me.
Way. And then she won't come back to you guys and tell everyone
in my new high school What? That what? She had to dance in the in my own Mormon stories. None of my friends that are girls came.
Okay, look, you be a little annoying, right? No. You know, I know
you will reveal yourself sometimes. Want to dance? Your mom, your sister, your brother. That's why no one.
That's what's cool in high school, Ryan with date. My mom stature, you guys do a nice wears out
about, like the actual experience of dating your mom. But it is better to show up with your mom than nobody. Um,
stacked almost every event I attend. Okay,
that's not you
know, there's nothing more humiliating than showing up. Everybody's there with a plus one and you come in with your hands in your pockets just saying What's up? It's not fun. It's not. People make fun of you. They talk about it all night. Maybe that's just makes
me nobody makes fun of you When you show with your mom Didn't even talk Teoh. Nobody was in your face. They're not critical at all. They give you plenty of space.
You know, when he wants to talk to you, that's he's
going on. Look, I don't
know what's going on here. You love basketball. You skate again. Calves like you saying, Bolt
over us. Adults are trying to store to put you on game. I don't
know how you're not having success other than the lack of self confidence. Maybe. Let's let's show
you role
play. I don't know. Come on, Todd. Uh, well, I'm an
acting teacher from the theater teacher here, so
maybe let's do
a little seen here. A little seed. So I'm somebody I'm one of the girls your school have a crush on, and you're checking with me to see if I'm coming to your bar mitzvah this weekend.
Okay. Which one of the girls,
Um, you pick. I don't wanna pick of all the middle school.
Who would be your favorite vision board? Blue Skies idea. Who's the No? Yeah, No wrong,
Chloe.
Okay, Chloe, wave all we all know. Chloe. Bad personality. Ah, little highfalutin. A little rude. Who's number two?
Oh, no. Uh, Tiffany
better. Uh,
Todd, what do you even talking about? You know, why did you rank the girls in my minutes? Well,
it's by gossip. It's just gossip. I don't know which is worse. Know it Firsthand
experience with these young ladies. I'm sure they're wonderful.
Yeah, I guess I shouldn't judge, uh, be Chloe. Todd. All right, I'll be close. Will be closed.
Ok, Okay. So you like me to go? If I mean,
you're seeing if I'm gonna come to you
About how many points do I get for this assignment?
Uh, you
need to be great. And
I don't know you're right,
but if you need a great for this, Ok, Uh, this is it's 50 this and 50 your final. So this is your kind of midterm. Okay, if you grade is not based off your performance here.
All right. Um hey, Chloe.
Oh, hi, Luke.
Uh, do you get the invite for my bar mitzvah?
Um, I don't know. I get a lot of emails. I love the way you're playing. Chloe.
Close. Really nice. If we, like, talk all the
time. She, um she likes hamburgers. So, like can hang, you know? So yeah,
Castle. Luke. Thank you all this
burger, love. Sorry. Go ahead. Just do you
guys just I am a director. The director doesn't note the choices the actor comes in with, You know, we work together. We compromised heavy notes. Really early. Ever play calling, the way I see her and the way I have been treated most.
Okay. All right. All right. Hey, Chloe.
Oh, hi. Look, I thought we were talking already. Are starting over like
I should ask. Or less questions. I'm just going to do. I'm just going to do it.
You do What?
Risk in a Hey,
Chloe. I would really appreciate
it. Became Jeremiah Berman spot. I'll have a burger there for you. A burger from your bar mitzvah? Yep.
Okay. I'll think about it. I'm a little busy this weekend. Uh, what else is gonna be there?
Well, I'm gonna dunk on my rabbi.
Oh, that's a
really cool idea. Did you have
that idea?
Um Ah, friend of mine, a friend of mine
taught this manipulative. You're now playing a character to give yourself company clue. You're doing an awesome Yeah, okay. Todd is trying to wrestle Issing with this girl that hates his good ideas. We're still working on this here. Okay, we're still working. OK, tell you sorry for the note.
Luneau it Honestly Look on. Emotional choice will help the seed no matter what. Maybe if you make an emotional church will be a little
more. You're too close to this. I think mere Sam should play Chloe
cash again. Wow. I think you're too close today. Recast Again. Story your life, Sam. Why don't
you want I think you'll play a perfect your urine. Empathetic. You get it?
Awesome. Hey, Chloe.
Hey. How are you? Look.
Well, I'm good. Thank
you for asking. And how were you yourself?
I'm doing very well. Thinks it's good to see you.
Oh, well, it's great to see you. Yeah,
I just wanted to know if you got my invite for my bar mitzvah.
I sure did. Did you not see my Yes. Reply.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. What? Oh, my God. Yes. Oh, my God. But I check
that thing every day just for your reply. Ah, you didn't reply? Yes.
Okay. What? I must not have you reply. Yes, I will. I will talk. You will? Yeah. Okay. It's okay. A cool kid. I'd love
to hang out with you.
Wow. Um, I
have to go. Wait. Where you going? I just can't be in this anymore. I couldn't All you're out. I couldn't take it anymore, either. Jesus Christ, That wasn't helpful at all. Not
a believable inch of dialogue from the Chloe terror.
What is it in? What is an inch of dialogue, Todd, I thought it was pretty nice. I know You
don't know what an intra dialogue is. Just saw. I just saw right front of me.
I'm so sorry. Luke
committed performance. I love the emotional reaction that was freaked out. Okay, I really believed I really believe you're having a panic attack. I loved how lived in that was
I think any of you adults were hoping you, if anything about high school.
Okay, we've heard this before. Yeah, this is our yearly review. This is word for word. Literally. The
principal said this do us all last week. Uh,
Okay. Well, Howard, why don't you try to be Khloe? Oh, just for the sake of the exercise.
I don't
even know what I'm learning from this exercise anymore.
How to talk to a girl.
Good. The confidence. What? It's
just do not be scared to ask
for what you
want. Fine. All right. Hey, Chloe. Hey. My bar mitzvah. Okay. Thank you so much. I will see you there.
Whoa. Oh, my gosh. Talk about a guy who's got a bar mitzvah day. Yeah. Look what you
see mad about how that will.
Yeah. I think we can cancel apartments where you just became a man. That's all it takes just to get so riled up by 33 dumb men. That's all it takes. Warming freaks. There's okay. Yeah. Don't
forget your half tours. You still didn't do those? What? This is still important for becoming a man
in the eyes of us. Okay. Uh, okay. Tommy. Oh, lining up his cameo tops flying across the quad. What feels so much better now? Oh, my God. What a kin clue. Now, look, did you see that ref who said it was good? You kicked me through the uprights? Whoa. Across the quad now onto
the football field and threw the upright.
I Look, I'll tell you, I think we just discovered which of the sports you're gonna wanna play here at Hamilton. That was an impressive kick. I think you got to either get into soccer or in the football. Those are your two options Now, with calves like yours, I think you could be a star. Okay? I mean it. And when you get here
Yeah, right. Yeah. Oh,
yeah, because you can get exit. I think anybody can do out of high school allowed. It's
a public school. You live in the district. You're an incredible
studio. Do you think
we're gonna, like, deny you on coolness terms?
I thought maybe So.
Now have you ever been rejected from a school for for not being cool enough?
No, But I
don't know
what happens in high school, right?
I don't know what happens. How do you see
high school like What are you expecting? Maybe on your first day, Um, Or like, uh, flush for I don't know, your first day,
My first day. My first days when I have to figure out the lay of the land rights, have to print out my school directory. I'll have to take that out of my backpack, and then I have to walk the route. All my classes time. Um, So how much time I need to every class from my locker from the front, from the back exit from the bathrooms to see which is the most convenient bathroom? Um, and then afterward, it although, Well, yeah, of course. Right down. Yeah. And then I have that solidified. That'll probably my 1st 2 weeks, Just like trying all the different routes and all the different places. Yeah. Two weeks. Yeah, cause I'm realizing, um, not in those 1st 2 weeks about a lot of figure out about my classes and where I need to go in the class, you know? So in the 1st 2 weeks, probably not so much. Right. So
you say you talk to the other kids at school now, I'm just sort of running around and doing routes.
Ah, well, we're in the middle
of the year, Soper. I have my routes pretty settled. Um, yeah. Uh,
didn't answer the first part of questions.
Yeah,
talk to some people. Some people. Yeah, I talked to him people for sure. Yeah,
OK, Uh, no real friends. Beyond Bryce, the 30 year old who is under house arrest.
Stop talking about his house. Bryce is just a
person that fell on hard times. Okay.
Uncommitted. Some pretty vicious. Why don't I won't talk about it. Yeah, because you don't know him. I'm sorry. You're right. I'm totally overstepping.
You don't know him are kind.
Well, I will say that at one point in the past, Bryce did burglarize my home. Uh uh. That's one of the crimes that he was. Uh, well, your address, Your tiny home? Yes. Your tiny Yeah, is a quick pop in. He took my little tv. Ah, and some change out of my top drawer. Uh, and I
Yes, I press charges because he
took me for everything I have.
Well, he needed those things. Oh, really? Yeah. What
is that? What is a 13 inch TV look like in a real person's house. No way. He was looking at that. And you sell that thing, you'd get pennies and he's He took pennies for me. Or
what would you do to him?
I lived my life close by, I guess.
Howard, is it burglary to steal bread to freed your own family?
I mean, if I paid for the bread, I think
iss
Alright. Howard, will you want You want people like Bryce to start
getting?
How were friends of the working man? Um, Luke,
Me
Kyle blew My name's You already forgot who I waas. I've never heard gonna
lie alert. You didn't make much of an impression.
I through the rafters. I have never heard someone say
their own name with such deep sadness. Thin when you just mislabeled Luke as Kyle and he realized that you
didn't know. I've never heard someone say their names. So so sadly, someone else was me. I did to Luke. I thought he was talking about somebody else. And I was gonna be I was about to say Who's Kyle?
And then I realized you thought it was you. Oh, my goodness. I'm very sorry about that.
Look, that's not how we wanted to wait.
Kyle is great having I'd love to try one here. Burt. Yeah, Burrito. Sometime. Um, we'll see it. We'll
see it. You're
you. You said you my bar mitzvah.
And it's Luke. It's
Lucan.
And you are my meth.
You? No, I
have never met you before this today, and I hope to almost never meet you again.
Hey, look, I don't want to be rude. I feel like I'm coming off his route. I a believe the right after that. Referee said it's good I got up and a doctor said it's C t Think the kick kick out to May, uh,
Luke, give it to a straight. You think you're gonna attend Hamilton
Senior? I do. You
know what? I do
think so? Because So you guys give me a lot of bad advice. I also think that through that bad advice, I can pull out some good advice, and I think I could do if you
guys can do well here, I
can do well here.
Well, full disclosure we're not doing
that. Well, wear on the chopping book. Uh,
naturally, in fact,
but But I will say this the way you did that scene is Chloe, especially working off some terrible acting. Um, I felt not is yourself, but against the Chloe's, I would love you to come and let me know on your first day when you're here. I would love to cast you in one of Wow. I think you showed a lot of promise
feet.
Yeah, It's where all oh, dang is big time. She thinks theaters for darkness. He does. I know. I know. Your boy. I didn't forget. Look, look,
theater is very cool. Okay, Um, we really get to know each other. It's a tight knit community. Um, it's all it's where All the kind of ah, outcasts and freaks and miscreants. Aw, come on, play. And it's a really blast. I really high.
I have to
think about that. I'm not really trying to re relabel myself a miscreant high school
mystery. It was a strange
Teoh dance like joker. What do you do? It which was not super appealing. I don't know. I've been a
Scown troll in my life. Uh, that's why I can relate to all these people. I feel very rejected by you. Look, I was offer you a helping hand and You know what? I'm not going to be at your garments for uh oh. Now you reject me. I reject you. Uh, Come
on. Look, I'll be at your bar mitzvah. You know what? I'll dresses a referee.
Oh, cool. Thank
you. And I'll also be at your bar mitzvah.
That's good. You have to Yeah. You know why? Yeah,
I can I just
get you on record saying that?
What? San West
Judd record real quick saying why you would goto apartments?
Because I like
him a little more specific.
Like bar mitzvah. OK, Jews, ladies and gentlemen, I think I like juice a little too little,
too late there hours. So, uh, look, um, you have Howard is
a ref there. What do you think
thematically will be doing with the reps? I'm a little curious where you're gonna be yelling at him and stuff.
Why was the gun? I just thought he was dressing for the Femenia.
OK, Sam. I mean, Sam
will be rough. C t is getting worse. It seems like I'm fine.
You go to a doctor, these
quacks. I don't see doctors anymore. Uh, seen too many. But thanks for being here like Uh, yeah. Catch Looks. Bar mitzvah at the, uh it's
gonna be on your YouTube, right? Yeah. Through
you to pitch with breast.
It's Lukin. Bryce. Course 39.
Much your ages out together. Way started it when
we started the general.
So where you started? Let's see. So you're 12 now? So how did we get to 39 apiece? 30. Because right now, you're
fine for everybody. 32 way. We're
gonna lose three years hoping that we will
see their birthdays aren't aren't on the same time. Every now and then there's there's an extra year difference. So if it was to one full year ago, before one of their
were together Math teacher.
Yeah, well, uh, check out Lukin Price
39 39 on YouTube to
see the bar mitzvah, filming it and lose Going to tuck over his rabbi. Uh, and everybody chicken out. If for no other reason, then to see if Howard can pull off three full hours surrounded by a race that he is disgusted. Don't
say that religion is just not true, but, uh, we'll leave
it on that note. Uh, anything I do? What? I
asked Luke one last question. OK? Anything that you because I would love. This is a time capsule in five years. You want to look back in five years when you're in high school? Yeah. And say, what do you hope that Luke, five years from now is done,
Okay. His life. I hope that Luke is really cool. Luke has one of those jackets that you get for sports. Um, and and Luke has touched some boobies. Okay, that's it.
Those three things are very interconnected.
That's all I wanted.
All right, so
Luke wants to be a classic jock. It sounds like at Hamilton High School when he gets here. Ah, And when you get here, you could be anything you want to be. That's what we'll say. That's right. Ah, and you know, we appreciate you guys listening to the episode. And until next time, Okay,
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