Itchy Bones

show every extra boxes.

I have some small ones. I don't have small. I don't have any big ones. Ah, I got ah, a couple of shoe boxes, and then I got that. The box that my watch came in. Oh, that's good. Yeah. So you can use as

you're talking exclusively and those or you're saying that's just what you have left.

Ah, that's what I have left. But those air also what I've been packing in. I had I had some leftover shoe boxes. And

how did you split up

your bed into those? Ah, it's in that frame. It might Well ah, I had to make it. I had to take it down to smaller pieces than I had hoped for, But

I thought I heard last night with a hatchet in

there. Yeah. Yeah. Also, I wish I'd had a more precise tool because, honestly, yeah,

it's gonna be tough

to get together. Those splintered up pieces.

Yeah, the hatchet didn't didn't exactly keep clean lines, but

this is what, The fourth time you've cut up and superglued your bed back together. Yeah,

be easier. I thought it's sort of like a perforated piece of paper where, like, the lines air there, you can kind of just break it on the brakes. Turns out the glue I used was way too strong. So I got Now I got I got Honestly, it's gonna be a beautiful piece of art when I get it back to the States. Ah, but yeah, it's it's broken up into, uh, to 121 shoe boxes. It's

and I thought it would

really all together, Todd. Was it That was your glue, right?

That you were testing out for stores. You were unhappy with gorilla glue?

Yeah. Yeah. So this is Ah, Super guerrilla group grew great. It's not even glue. It was always meant to be called that it wasn't an issue with my enunciation when I talked to the printers,

that super thriller between glue and group

ah grew stronger. Obviously, uh, our is further in the alphabet, and l So you know that you're you know, it's worked a little harder. Um, and also we're still in the testing phase is But the hope is not only can you stick things, but you can help. Things grew eso grow in the past. Uh, yeah, I'm testing phases on this. This

one. We're also saying that unlike other paste, you can eat this. This is

edible. Um, human

cells. So is your problem

with glue right, that you could need it?

Yeah. Um, they My issue with glue was I mean, we all know is since childhood, the whole thing with glue is it's is delicious looking as any meal you've ever had. And, uh, they kept saying, Can't eat this. You can eat this, Necip all bring something that can I'm currently f d a, um, were under review ALS Revue All

revue all revue. LNA. Now, how is this different from review?

It's not a misprint. It's not like that. It is what it is. It's a review, and it's a renewal. So the idea is, we

were showing us

a lot of official documents with a lot of misspelling. So I'm wondering how official there

very official. Don't let the look of my briefcase before I opened it for you. I know the documents were kind of peeking out the sides

just against the briefcase. That was your whole look. You're wearing sandals.

You're itching your feet a lot. Oh, you know is

this happening to us? What? Have the itchy feet

way? No. Your app.

You have athletes, foot and your athletes. Food.

Well, athlete's feet. Now you have another. You have another athlete that's joined, and it's your right foot. Um, and it's is equally as as, um, competitive is the other one. But

burn Morse athletes. I mean, you're at your feet are at each other's throat with who can

be the itchy is because they're they're competitive. Their athletes.

Yeah. I mean, we're talking, uh, this one of the most classic rivalries of all time left versus right, right? I mean, it's it's a magic and bird. It's Ah, Sampras and ah, um, graph on and then left and right,

Right? Yeah. Pete. Pete Sampras. Steffi Graf. Obviously very big rivals. Currently.

Yeah. Uh, so, yeah, but I don't know the athletes. Foot used to hurt in one way, but this is a different entrance. A lot. It's almost deeper in the bone. It's a bone itch. I think so. Ouch.

That should that should scare you. Todd, I feel like, uh, that should that's may be a sign of some sort of internal infection. Maybe.

Bones, I've never even heard the side effect our commercial. Do you have itchy bones? Feel like your bones? It's like that's a new ailment that almost seems patient. Zero e

story of my life. I mean, there's never that's the thing is you look up symptoms that I have, and there's never an ad for him they don't tell you much about. It's constantly like every time I see a doctor, they end up looking in the microscope in doing a huge double take and then running out of the room and pulling a bunch of nurses in

what the nooses

dio laugh. Oh, man, that's sad. I'm

sure you guys have adichie bone, everyone, some on your foot. You know, you know when you're trying to go to sleep and you're drenched in your own sweat. So it's pretty difficult, Um, and with freezing and hot at the same time, freezing and hot at the same time. Seeing visions, um, and your bones just kind of like I don't know what

a bug. It's like a bug.

I loud

long runs in my family. Um, so I can sort of relate. Um, it's kind of a step up from wheezing. Um It's kind of when you're your long ah, the entrance to it. Ah, almost becomes, like,

kind of Let let's let's think

of like, a the end of a flute. Um s o

the entrance to your lung becomes, ah, thing that when you breathe it, it's, like, sort of Ah,

yeah, Well, the entrance sounds like a flu, but the exit sounds like a lawnmower. I don't know if you guys can hear this, but I think the garbage truck

is mistaking my bags that I left on the side of the road as

trash cans. No, and they are.

Hey, no, go. No, That's Mars. That's my stuff. My stuff out there to put my stuff, your stuff s spine and Sam's those those air, not trash. Can

I get my gun? I'll get my gun. Don't

these notes, okay. No, no, no, no. Most low Getting his riverbank gun that he got from the fair.

Oh, my, I

Well, these guys, I feel like we got a lot to get. Intuit's gonna, uh, we obviously leaving, but we should probably actually start the episode. Uh,

is it? Yeah. We

hang on the string on. Hold on. Let me get my my voice ready. Hey, um,

I just I'm sorry, guys. I'm new to this whole recording thing, I think. And I wanted to be sure. Uh, I think I've actually already been recording all that. What do we say?

You should be recording all that every

Friday night. No. You know, I was recording everything that we just for say, I've been recording this whole time. I had already

started recorded. Did you record all that?

If you didn't record all that

and you've been recording this whole time, that's two mistakes.

I'll say to show you how we don't get it. I like horse.

I have course taped all that, but I've been record. I recorded all that because that's vital information, I hope. You know, with lawyer Beth Ember,

we've only got maybe two years left of Keenan. And then one problem ever seem again. I know. And

he's a genius. So we record every episode of all that from snick. But I

have something to talk to the kids about.

Yeah, watch. So I've been recording this whole time is all. I'm trying to say

that. Well, let me know where we can

cut it out.

Well, I'm just worried that you're going

to catch me saying something that I wouldn't say on. I promise you with Sam.

Look me in the eyes. I promise you guys, I will never do that again. We were swinging. Are you squinting Because, uh uh, my I don't know my eyes for

is Sam Bright. I think it's because you said look in the eyes. And then when I do, you're squinting. The sun

is shining off your rival.

Sam, I don't know what to tell you. We've been talking about ailments, but you are bright. Yeah, and I don't know what that means. I mean, I know I'm sunburned. What do you mean? I'm bright. I don't think

you can be surprised, Sam. I saw Teoh pale blondes holding you above them as they sat next to the pool.

You got booked last week. Is ah, bounce in a short film, right? Well, yeah, I have been getting booked as a lot of things, actually. You know, as you know, the spring break has dried up a little bit and the tours have been struggling. But the few people that are still here at the resort need umbrellas. And Yeah, I got booked as a day as an umbrella. I was to rockin blondes just like Todd said. And, uh, rocket did not. Okay. Yeah, they were rocking. There were rocket those nail umbrella or a thing that bounces. Ah, son. Uh, well, that was the weekend. The weekend I was the umbrella. And then during the week, there's obviously not as many resort goers. So I did have to pick up some time as a bounce on a local film crew. I just want you to make sure you know

all these jobs, because if you under report, we're gonna be in trouble again next year, we're going to be showing up to your hearing and having no do be

another one of your tax Can't be your character witness at another tax hearing,

Director witness. We go big, all right. And a

times there are writers in the audience. Well, I think you guys are just understand character witness. You're supposed to be speaking to my character, not playing gigantic characters. Well, I decided to play a U. P s guy who's weak in the knees, and it was

lot of

immediately on mad TV the

next week. Well, there's a lot of people. There's a lot of people have met, uh, in that courtroom because it's such hot news. It's big entertainment. You know these entertainers, right? It's packed with the mad TV. The mad TV writers room Is

the gallery at a courthouse. Just everybody. No,

I don't know

how this happened, but they were the jury. They were. My jury was a mad TV. And let's just say they did not have a sense of humor. No, they have a the executioner. I think they were the judge, the jury and the executioner. I got almost executed by Mad TV's writing staff. But I snuck out of there.

Yeah, a guy named Ike Barinholtz pulled the lever on my on my death.

Who I Barinholtz? Yeah, Todd's death I parent holds, pulled the lever on your electric chair.

Yeah, he was the executioner. That mad TV writer

way. Be careful about what we talking about. We're recording.

We are recording. We've been recording this whole time. We should just get into the episode, guys. Oh, that Mrs way can't use their feet. So use it. You know we're leaving Cancun because We got jobs

coming up this

fall. I

have really thought all week about what we want to do going forward cause we want to keep this podcast going, right. We're going to be working together. We're going to this high school called Hamilton High School. We're all going to be working together. We're gonna be doing this. This Ah, this recording thing Every

we wrote that into our contracts

at Hamilton. Yeah, um, they were nice enough. Thio Thio agree to allow us to do our Howard Stern radio play. Our podcasts

were so far the only teachers with big riders in our contract

way. Should you just how Ah Howard just covered

it. Thank you for calling you. Well, See, I almost said Harry, but I caught it. Um, but we we did get jobs. Ah, at a at a small school, we called Hamilton High School. We're very excited. They they they took a trade for us. Is that is that correct, Todd? Because Todd was running kind of our Ah, our, um I'm a big air football are major league sports style trade.

We were just near the trade deadline and I was getting desperate, so uh, I started making some phone calls, and it looks like where, um, it's being reported, not official, that we're going to Hamilton High School. We're taking our

talents there. And what is the Cancun school

district getting?

Cancun School District is getting Hamilton's projector 33 of Hamilton's best projectors, but

they're also sending cash. They're sending cash with us as part of the deal.

Yeah, we're bringing cash. Money is part of the deal. And then ah, it's also big record that Cancun is also getting Bill Wennington.

Okay. And this is a sports player.

Build Warrington of the Chicago Bulls, recently retired Chicago Bull.

Yeah, okay, is not teaching mustache? Oh,

dead body getting, um, Michael Jordan's security guard with the blonde perm. It Where did he end that nobody could afford him. He actually nobody could afford him at all. Right, cause he's the one person whose beef Michael Jordan is the winningest man in all of history.

He's going early retirement because they couldn't afford him. Uh, okay, which, honestly, it's good that guy needs needs a little break.

He did? Yeah. All right, well, I'm gonna try an intro for for the new podcast.

So you're gonna practice for

Franks. And I don't think this is what I think I'm gonna nail it. Guys, I think this is gonna be the one. Yeah, All right. So also, I thought of a title. It's a work in progress, but you just let me know. Here we go. And 3 to 1. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tied. But you Excuse me? That was you. You were holding that in. You were holding it on waiting to sneeze people until I start with you. Are you were I could see you were holding your nose. You were making sure you didn't seem

extra. Uh huh. He's got He's got a stake and went Baby needs pepper. OK, we all got steaks, and those babies need peppers. So you do the inch. We gotta eat the stakes real quick. One last good Kabo

steak. All right, here we go. And, ladies and gentlemen, welcome tune. What's

that? I said Kabo And it's a Cancun steak. I apologize.

I don't were and I by that and you sneeze. Bill,

can we

please just give me two seconds?

This is gonna be short. It's a sneeze. You can't know

All right, Here we go. And, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first step to the tip. Hi there. Those were even sneezes. You guys were

Just think it wasn't. No, no, no, no, no. To be honest, it was a sneeze because I knew there was a lot of pepper.

I see what's going on here. You guys are trying to throw me off my game.

No, is are not powerful. Some of them are very low

energy and weak.

Okay. You know, I'm not going to do an

intricate all these healthy as you are.

I'm not gonna do an intro. It xyz gonna be this whole thing about how we're going to Hamilton High School. And it's gonna be that I was gonna really talk up the show on the title that I thought, I can't even explain to you guys what was going on. You guys just don't want me to talk

little more pepper. You don't need more pepper to Jesus Christ. Statue. Now I'm catching his sneeze. Yeah. Is that we need to work.

a

By the way. I am so far behind on Gazoontite. It's given because if you

bless you, talk less you taught. All right. Well, how long units With an awesome intro.

I mean, it's good. It's gonna be bad now because I've had to start and stop. I'm not gonna have the rhythm that I

have. No

way! We're just having natural sneezes.

We'll give you a little intro. Ladies and gentlemen, with the intro to the teacher's lounge podcasts. However, we're gonna call it Howard Jeans on his pants. Glovis.

That's not I guess we have to use that. We have to use that title now. And jeans on my pants.

What he's got on his shirt and he's got jeans on his pants. What Santa? What is jeans? And here he comes hair on his head. Howard Levis just

hit it hard. Don't apologize. Todd already thought of

a better title than the one that that I thought of. So

do what you want to do, Howard. What years wasn't the teacher's lounge?

No, of course not.

Go with whatever you want or replace with. I would kill for an intra like that. Most of my intros

are All right. Let's get it over with its top up.

All right, well, that's I It's gonna be ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Teacher's Lounge, the first, best and Onley podcast pertaining.

Can we talk about your attitude? We gave you a try and I know just you and then you just keep oot of it. Well, it's not as fun as when I'm sorry that I'm sorry I put

it, but it's not as fun. When I had the whole ramp up, I was getting into it. And then we spent a whole five minutes with dealing with you guys sneezing and then a intro from Todd. It's like

I was really happy here. I

were making some pretty

big claims in this First Senate's the first. True that we don't know the pressure. Bet Well, that's a pretty big and

Onley seems the same as similar to first. It's basically it's basically

another way to say first, but But that could mean in the future if other podcasts come,

why don't you come out and get in a legal battle here? Cause if we say first, best, it only that could be false

advertising. And as we've all four of us have been, um yeah, whatever. Second worst in advertising.

Well, you didn't let me finish because the last sentence makes it so It's It's so specific that it doesn't actually excited.

Todd was actually indicted for false advertising

for stuff in that banana in his pants. Right?

That was a sham trial. It was a sham trial.

Well, it was so unfortunate because it was such unlucky circumstances to make it go federal. Well, I do want it. Ah, what's her name? You know, my are probably you lover. Sotto maior she she weighed in quickly.

She is, of course, a district judge. Now,

hopefully future Supreme Court wear the teachers

under so plugged into the judicial system here, we know all the judges

way. Have Teoh, we're following the circuit courts. You've heard of circuit parties? We visit circuit courts. Similarly

were we have been cutting. If you go into the subway on fifth in D. C, we've been cutting in front of Merrick Garland, a district judge there for about 20 weeks now he is not going to get his sandwich is way too polite about

have timed it perfectly. We've finally perfect and we have conspired with 100 other people. Teoh constantly walk into the subway right before he's gonna order and do it for at least an hour every day. So he can't. He has to go back to work. And he

goes back to work hungry every day. And I'll tell you what. Props to him for dedication. He won't try a second restaurant. He keeps going the same subway and keeps getting denied a lunch break every single day.

It's the principle of it. I think he wants to stick it out. He's gonna He's going to stick it out longer than we will. And little does he know that is not true.

And speaking of principles, I think we should commit. Now, knowing that we're going back to Hamilton, we're going to be nice to this one. We're going to be nice to this principle. We're not going to just start causing problems right away way

have to set up a

dominance. Yeah, wear the door.

You know that. You know what we do? We walk in, we punch the biggest guy ago in the room. Uh, galley? Metaphorically, if it's if it's ago. Um,

unfortunately, sometimes Cal

is the biggest person in the room, and we got a sock.

Okay, I understand what you're saying now, first. You had me a little worried.

No. Yeah. It's not a real punch. It's a metaphorical one. Obviously. You know, we have the teachers large. Don't condone any violence, but you can hit a principal. Uh, you could punch your mail, principal. Uh, absolutely. As a rule,

it's sort of a king of the hill thing. You can challenge their authority a little bit.

Oh, yeah, I put I'm punching Mike judge all the time.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, we're gonna where we are going back, we will establish are dominant. But I do. I think we should go back. Relaxed. Were we've Cancun A Lots happened, obviously. But we should go that we should just really ease into it. Uh, and really get back toe. So what we love you know, Sam, Hopefully your light your, uh, you know will come through your help. I'm just hoping your credential comes through so that you can to have a teaching position and not be me a support staff

with your credential. It's a great question. I've mailed a letter to them every day for a year, and I've heard nothing back, but I think it should be that when we're with dress. I was ending it. I've been mailing paper mail to one of these new websites.

Okay, So your what? Your mailing vapor mail to a web address.

Your writing? Www dot dot com.

Yeah, I'm writing www dot credential dot com. Okay. And putting it in, um, the mailbox. Uh, I mean, I think this could be a problem. I don't even

think that's a Well, I guess that is a web address. Well, that's not an email.

I got your email in my mailbox the other day, which was just your whole computer.

Okay. What, are you going to

respond? I don't know what I have to dio e don't know what the Do I have

to put my computer with the type?

You type your email back into it? I typed my email into it. Then I gave you the computer. Then you type your email into it, then I guess an open word document. Exactly.

And I'm gonna be honest. I don't know how. So you're the only person the world who have seen an email from where it's type does an email, but it's somehow still looks like you cut letters out of a magazine.

Oh, yeah, It's my

fund. Is your month is ransom.

Yeah, it's my fund. I've been getting into the font game and I invented one called ransom. Ah, it's just a nice relaxing font for you to use for. You know, your word documents. Ah, these new things called blog's. Uh, I got what I thought

was a love letter from you the other day and I immediately wired $15,000 because I think the font scared me.

We'll know that that was a love letter. I do love you. Think Can this'd cannon? Yeah. Yeah, I love you. I love you that But you

p I'm so

tired of everybody making these rounding love letters to be physical love. You can write a love

letter to anyone. Folk? Yes,

absolutely. Guys, I was also going to say I got another

job offer and that's to coach for the N C. Double A. No,

really? Really? Yeah, because

North Carolina asshole Association as correct it is. Ok, Wasn't sure, because it doesn't have to be. It doesn't.

You're going to be an

asshole, coach. Well, I got two different

offers. Okay? I got obviously your most classic

offer, Um, which is a national center of alien advance.

Of course you got a coach. Okay, so it's three offers on the National Center of Alien Advancement. They want you to coach basketball to make them play more human. So the bacon seem more name inverse. Want you to find aliens, so we're sure big, and then they want

you to advance sort of their situation.

So you sort of have to find the squad and then coach

them. Well, yeah, it's It's, it's, it's quickly, it's it's fast tracked through. NASA were talking. You take the intensive at NASA, they put you in the thing, they spin you around and make you puke, and then you get immediately honest.

That's immediately on the ship. After this interview, they basically dizzy your ass up

and put you right on the rocket on. And then you go look Fraley, and

so I don't think I'm

going to do that. It seems like a hard five, very with

that place, because they're always outside my house and there's a condom. No human human

you are. You are allergic to water and do look like one of those green aliens from signs

okay? Yes. And Night Shyamalan based the aliens from signs off of, Ah, birthday party that I walk fast

way all know this? Yes. If

you throw water on May, I will die.

And you're always taking in a cornfield.

Right? You've been seeing You've always kind of runaround, corporeal. Make it.

Yeah, Well, because I like to steal people's corn. See?

Can I tell you something tied? You need to be careful about where your naked in public from now on is all

you accidentally You took a call through a cornfield. Correct? Yeah. I realize you're just that the edge of the cornfield.

Well, now I'm now I'm not allowed within. If I

move into a neighborhood, have to introduce myself to all the Scarecrow's. I'm on a registry.

Why? What happens if you walk up on a scarecrow weapons?

They get scared, right?

If I walk on a scarecrow out, they get scared. And, um uh, and the guy I don't know, that's it.

Yeah, well, I thought I should let you guys know, because I might break

off from you, cause it's always lies along the college basketball,

and this has nothing to do with you. getting a love note from Sam. That suddenly gonna break out from the group to teach college basketball?

Yeah. What way? Cool. No, I

rarely run away from love. It's fairly If

it's if it's the love of a best friend that I thought was platonic for our entire relationship that is recently come to light as possibly more than that.

But we don't know. We haven't gotten the second letter yet. You haven't responded to the 1st 1 So it's a two parter. It seems like you lead you lead with a lot of info in what is the second part? Say, Unless it says I'm kidding? No, I have to go serious. I love you. I might have to

create I a sort of a an escape plan via my career opportunity

so you might go to the devil a at which they just said, We want you to coach any team or is a specific team interested in you, or do you just get to pick one?

It is a team. It's it's they place you. So you go

there and you do, um ah, basic training for coaches. So you get fitted for the big suit uh, you you have to be very angry, but stay behind the line. Um, you practice.

How quickly can you write some gibberish on a little tiny white board? And they're still doing the red face test. Did your face get red enough? Yeah. You try to keep the red

out of your face to show the other team you're not flustered.

What about being more serious? Press conferences?

Yes, you have to. After exerting yourself

more than you ever have in your life. And you're angry, you have to immediately face the press.

Do they test your rejection by the star player? Yes. You get rejected

by your own player,

and then they put your little machine and spin you around to throw up.

He has They do that, and then you do a week of X's and O's is

there? Is there Ah, course on ah, standing courtside with your suit jacket held back by your hands on your hips?

Yeah. You do a week of pushing, throwing back with a jacket

and land in your, um, hands on your belt. Good. That's good on. And

then they place you.

Okay. Well, um well, that's I mean, we'll miss you, Hamilton.

What does that mean? Does that mean you're going to take the next year off from teaching or for the indefinite and indefinite?

Rather be a college basketball coach?

That's a strange choice, Bill. I'll say it with

your friends. As you guys know, I

get I droid and lose my temper. So odds are,

you know, if I don't get that in control, I'm gonna I mean,

that's what I love about you. You're a chili pepper. Your spicy. Yeah, You don't need to be cooled

off to fix every be appreciated.

And we need to play. It is

just need a little.

You want to run away, you're making me want to run away, even work. That's that spicy temper,

Sam. I'll tell you now, I think if you want, if this group is ever going to stay together, you got a chill out with how you how hard you're expressing your love for Bill. You gotta play it cooler.

Oh, they're all uncomfortable because I can

tell the truth. Well, it's just very sudden and it feels a little unstable. To be honest him

Here's what

they don't tell you A lot of

times in these self help books.

Sometimes you get to say your truth and no one cares. And then you have to hide it for the rest of your life. So for in Mexico for two weeks and I've never been thinking clearer Bill. I love you, Sam. I think Chili Pepper and I like your heat.

sun Sun stroke induced for love. What is this? It could be a sunstroke crush. Also, this the first time I've ever heard anybody. Chili pepper? No, because you got married the last time you were married. It was after a week in Costa Rica. Yeah, so that was really

Where is this

you Spent a week in Costa Rica and married an 82 year old bellhop.

The eye no one has ever carried my bags like that before. Carrying other people's bags. Stunned stroke love. I think we've

got another case of shuns. Sunstroke love. No, I don't. Yes,

you know, it seems like you might

Well, it seems like I'm talking to three people with dead hearts. Well, it seems like to me,

I should say, since we're kind of revealing big news, um, I might be going to Hollywood. No, really. I sold my script for fun on a plane. Um, and it's on, like through this summer, and it's gonna come out September of next year. Um, and I think it's my big break

calmer on a plane. You know what day beat? It

won't. Todd, this is so exciting. It's his great run on a plane. Nothing could go wrong in the skies. Colon right through this guy.

It's just I've been saying we need a movie that's 90 minutes. No problems. People having fun on a plane. It's my big

break. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Kevin Spacey, uh, starring in it. I

want to Sort

of some of the fun they have on the plane is It's just sort of freewheeling. People are smoking. People are sort of,

yes, smoking party, and it's a romp. It's American Pie meets Porky's meets Ah, beats a plane, you know,

store is unlocked, right? What's that? Pilots doors unlocked.

Pilots Army party in the cockpit,

but it is the third colon of the fund Plane Gardens

Guys party in the cockpit.

Well, there's a guy there who juggles knives, right? He likes starts going into a show.

Yeah, there's the knife juggler, ITT's I mean, it's

so cool

that they've they've decided to make it, send it into production and pick the release date all upon a mention.

Well, it's a no brainer. Yeah, it's such a no brainer. They're figuring that's usually a slump in the in the year. You know, you got your big tent poles in that summer, September rolls around and they're they're just dumping all their crap on us waiting for Christmas. It's gonna be

so awesome. I'm using that number is not crap that they're dumping on us. It is the

timber. The title doesn't life one on a plane e go wrong in this guy's cockpit is unlocked. This is not It

is unlocked or party in the cockpit

cockpit. Pretty cool. And this is not cracked. This'll is

not. That's good. It's gonna be so cool.

That's honestly. So wait, So you're gonna hold off on starting the beginning of the year?

I might I might take the year, um, and do a sabbatical. You know, eso I might not be going to Hamilton with y'all either

from the states to the silver screen. And, you know, even though we've written to Hamilton that we accept. Two out of the four

of us are not going as right now,

you guys

air so brave you guys A and also you

like me at work.

But you're brave. I don't

What about our

I was going to show up. I wasn't going to say anything. But now that I realized that you guys aren't going, Sam's not even a teacher. Yet I feel like I feel like actually, I'm gonna actually pursue the thing that I was thinking about pursuing next year instead of teaching as well. So what do you guys know? What's your dream? The jewelry business has really taken off, and it's I'm seeing this as an opportunity to stick it to the parents and say You're not the only people who can succeed in retail. So I've decided that I'm going to really put all my weight behind my jewelry business because, guys, I found a new sustainable material. No, that's not even really that gross. Oh, that that I am able to just It's just every day I get more. I'm making my stuff out of kidney stones and it looks beautiful there easily, easy, more easily molded. I give. I get myself a new one every day.

So is this cause like birthstone? The birth? Soon

it is. It's it's It's a sort of It's like a new take on the birthstone because it's a universal birthstone.

Sort of a day, everyone.

Yeah, well, if if you're getting as many of these as I am, you should probably see a doctor.

You're going to ride this out now? I you sit me A cool

little pinky ring made out of that. Had a birthstone are sorry. Um, kidney stone in it. And

what was cool is they send you along with a burst

own. They send you kind of like the

story of the stone and what month it is and what it means. Kind of like a horoscope type of thing. And you with the kidney stone, it comes in this little box, and when you open the box, you get to hear the scream of the person who passed it. That's

right. Uh, it's really interesting. Take very similar technology, actually, to how you did the trophy. Ah, your truth. Uh, if you set the box down, I actually aped the chip from your trophy. If you said the box down

on a flat surface is hearing it on the inner ear, that

so it's an inner ear, It's an interior. And when you take the lid off ah, it placed the scream of the person who passed it. So far, they've all been me. But I am. So I am. I am branching out. I'm I posted ads all over town trying to get people to ah, donate time. Also, you know, their their kidney stones. Uh, and so I'm hoping to build. Uh,

I'm really I'm really looking forward to your branch. I've already gotten one of your Italian charm bracelet, and I've already gotten a kidney stone. I've gotten a corn. I'm waiting on a dingleberry. I'm hoping about on back order, right. You let me know. What? Dingle Berries. They're going back. Order for what? I don't know if you can see my wrist, but I'm gonna have quite the collection here. Okay, hold on. So it's just a birthstone and then all

poop stuff with braces? I don't know. Howard

Howard. Howard. Why did you do

that? It's beautiful. What do you guys talking about? It's beautiful.

It's on actually sourced minerals.

I got to make money and I don't have supply chains. Okay.

You started this by saying, I'm finally gonna take on my family. So you're gonna beat Levi's? Yeah. The Levi's corporation, kidney stones and other bodily nuggets that you've passed.

I mean, diamonds used to be Cole. OK, Like like you guys are acting like it's weird to take a thing that's not desirable and hold onto it for a long time, and it becomes something that's desirable.

I just don't say saying I just

don't think anyone is going to be like, Oh, here comes the Here comes the flower girl and the the carrying of the den drift bag. Yeah, that's just no.

Ask the people whose wedding I planned this week Ask the people whose wedding I play.

We loved it. Yeah, exactly. We love it.

You guys did

not show up to that

wedding, but yes, I did get married and so did Sam. That's me. I got married to me. I renewed my vow to myself because I thought it was gonna be a two person wedding. But it turns out it was just me and myself.

I have never seen a wedding with so many objections.

Yeah. You really angry? I was in the space I didn't with the space was double booked. Unfortunately. So everybody that was there for the other one have had objected. Everybody that was there for me, nobody objected during. There's so it seems like you showed up

to a wedding to marry yourself, and people were pissed. If

Well, Bill has showed up to marry you and you weren't there, so yeah, I didn't have to marry myself. What? You're you walk me up in the middle of the night and you said while smearing al oh, all over your face. You said bell. Let's go get married. There's a wedding happening down the street. We can just get in line. And

I thought I was pretty clear.

No, you can't. You can't just line. You can't just hop in by another. Soon as I started loving you, it was on. Okay. As soon as I started loving you, I was ready. And I don't know what your problem is, but I don't know. Have you not heard me say it? Did you not read my letter? I love you. And it doesn't have to be weird, okay? It just it just I need a friend who's in love with me.

I can't believe I think we can all agree of anyone. You were gonna fall in love within the group that it wasn't, Todd.

I see. I see. I'm feeling pretty good now. I got to people who Well, he

wants to be in love with you. But obviously, I want you to be in love with May. Yes. Oh, my God. I do. Have you not seen my play? You haven't read my books?

No, I have.

Well, let me show you my machine gun. Oh, yeah,

This is shiny. That's not an asset, Todd. Jealous? Also. Where did you

get this? Did you did you steal this from somebody? This this is like,

Oh, yeah. Looks

like nice.

Yeah, I stole this machine gun. Ah, thing you can dio is when people are asleep in that you can go into their houses and you could just rummage around and take things and they will rarely know if they don't have any sort of assistance.

I'll tell you this time the fact that you rummaged around in somebody's house who had a machine gun is pretty scared. Let

me see

this machine gun.

Yeah, it's got some carvings on the side. Uh,

say, what house did you go through? Was it? Yeah. Big

data. Did it have a gate?

Yeah, I was getting. The whole thing was gated. I had toe. Luckily, I mean, you know me, I can walk through gates just sideways because of

barbed wire on the tiger. Right side ways

you disappear. Kind of. Any

trends over the dispute? Obviously. Barbed wire on the top. I can't. I don't know if you can tell by the crown I have on my head. Uh,

take that off. You looked like Jesus on his way to get crucified. Thank you, Todd. What else did you get in this house? Was there any other items? Possibly name tags you took are?

Oh, yeah.

I hope it's not that obvious.

There was a ton of stuff, you know. It took some cereal. I there was,

like, a safe cereals, like $3. Why did you take cereal?

I would say you stole all this, Captain

Crunch. I don't eat this anymore. I didn't know this was stolen goods.

Oh, yeah, if you've ever had cereal from a That cereal is hot. That's what way