This Here Wagon

So what do you think? All the chairs just, uh, right next to each other. Do we need to leave space? What are we doing?

I taped out taped out six feet. I'm, uh I'm Tom. I, uh you're about 67 I'm about 67 So I laid down and I taped out by height from foot to head. Classically feet

you were doing the other day. I saw you down on the football field for, like, 67 hours. I couldn't tell what was going.

Yeah, they've been using me to measure out yards on the football field. Uh,

yeah, I saw them dragging

you by that chain and that. Ah, that orange thing.

That's right. If it's ever close to a first down that bring me out And if my tongue touches the ball, that's first down, baby.

Last Tunks years. Tongue stuck out is 10 yards long.

Because you have, you have ah, cartoon tongue. Is that correct?

Yeah, 20. When a

lady comes by, it rolls out.

Yeah, a lot of people call it wolf. Hubba hubba, which is a little disrespectful.

Who's a lot of people? The doctors.

Are you disrespectful? Doctors call it wolf. Okay, but it's an issue, you know, for a lot of reasons. Because you don't want to be disrespectful when the lady comes by. And also, at times, a lady will trip on my wolf Hubba hubba Thanh as she was walking by and fall down and hurt herself. And then I, like a gentleman, will try to lift her up. But, you know, fall down myself or break my arms Because a week,

Yeah, I was hanging out with

you for a while and I caught ah,

tuxedos shooting up to the bottom of your chin, which was kind of

a mutation of your wolf Capitan. And that'll knock you right on your ass if you get Oh,

yeah, Absolutely. Oh, yeah.

I was sitting too close to you the other day when you saw someone walked by your heartbeat knocked me out. Yeah, I popped out of your chest tonight. I mean, I was out cold for

Well, let's not forget, uh, all those birds going around your head when you were knocked

out. Which is also a symptom, I believe, and I'll apologise. Now I know it's been a long time coming. I'll apologize for the piano falling out of my attic, hitting you and turning you into accordion.

I mean, apology heard, but not necessarily accepted.

I didn't even know the at the attic. Had a piano in it. I

found this part was my teeth became a little piano keys afterwards.

Yeah, that was both very look. And for the sound, it sounded horrible.

Yeah, I was out of tune. Uh,

your smile was wildly attitude.

Hopefully someone's coming by to tune it up. But, you know, it

was technically, it was technically the first ugly grand piano. Is that correct?

I think so. I think. Get it screeched to a halt. Right? And they said, Well, this is ugly, but it is technically a grand piano

Guinness to doing firsts now. First, ugly grand piano. They said I was like, OK, well right. Super distance. But thank you for the award.

Get us is being pretty lax on the six foot throughout this whole thing.

Oh, yeah. Social distancing is not a thing in the Guinness playbook. I don't I don't think anymore because they've been getting really close. And in fact, I believe they got. They gave themselves the award for closest award closest distance award giving.

I'm gonna protest that. I think that self given award Guinness can't dio They've been doing a lot that they did best. World Record Book.

Yes, on It's like They're so There. They wrote a book about a thing that they have it. Your own book making

most obsessed with flowing fingernails.

And that went straight to the editor who's his yearly number. One has been fingered Man.

That's ridiculous. Always Fingernail Man, the editor. I didn't know they started hiring the people who got the records to be on the staff because I know Lady who shoots milk out of her eyeballs was the account

it for a while. Correct. Well, they don't hire just any of these people

what they believe it or not. I believe

they've been poaching for a while. We'll replace Ripley's Couldn't hang on to her. I mean, she was accounting for them, and their money was covered in milk because she's constantly shot was great.

She shocked at how much money they're making, Please.

Yes, it's remarkable that we don't talk more about Ripley's because Rip Ripley's Believe It or Not, is arguably just is interesting or more so than in the Guinness Book.

But they let you. They let you not believe it's 50 50. No.

Yes, Dennis is. It's just really Guinness gives you no room to not believe

everything I read in the Guinness Book. 100%.

It's more I know the

almanac of fact. It's not a it's not just like Ripley's is entertainment. Guinness is, Ah, data.

Speaking of River, So speaking of Ripley's makes me think of Madame to SOS. What about wax figures at graduation? Because I'm predicting attendance is going to be low.

Right way need Teoh, we need to fill the house for sure. I'll say this, uh, wax figures Probably a little bit more expensive than just your traditional cardboard cut out and at the distances we're talking about. I don't think you'll be able to really make make out the difference between a wax figure and a cardboard cut out. So I personally, from a budgetary standpoint, obviously would say maybe cardboard cutout makes more sense than wax figure.

I have a couple 100 scare crows is you need Okay. Well, your travel. Yeah, well, yeah, I just couldn't get mine. Right. So I kept restarting and even the half done one. Yeah, I have there in various states of

ah, well addressed, but, um,

when you can get your hands on any. Hey, but you had a bunch of beef diapers.

Well, yes, a lot of them are stuffed with

beef diapers. Theis excess beef diaper has been speaking of You guys are wearing them as masks right now. Do they

feel like they're breathe? Herbal or

not? I'm I'm pretty nice. Okay?

Credible or absorb it. I don't really know what brand these are, but they suck. Well,

I think it was the right choice when the CDC came out with

you Can't get it outdoors or it's a lot harder to get outdoors of immediately taking the roof off of our house. I think that was smart. What do you guys think?

I think you're right.

Yeah, I think we are. Uh, so meeting positive steps forward that maybe we're taking were taking huge leaps from the CDC. Gives any sort of small We are hot

on the CDC because I don't know about you guys, but it was a little bit scary waking up. Ah, in 3.5 feet of water the other morning when we had that bad rainstorm, there was also also newsflash our houses watertight. Who even knew? Yeah. I mean, if water can get out of here, that's that's freakin scary. If you think about it, it's unbelievable how water tied our houses.

Yeah, I can you know, if we would have never taken off the roof, we would have never found out. So, you know, it's pretty good.

Did you guys see the pool scientists outside the house studying it the other morning?

Yeah, right. Pull scientists. What a career I I was I was told I was bringing them iced tea and ask him all sorts of questions about how I could get in the pool. Science?

Well, I think like it was amazing The statistics of pools or

where everyone learns how to masturbate. I don't

know why they're studying that so hard, but that was proven. I think this are weird.

The way I think we were being had,

we've Oh, yes, that was our 1000. Having had we have been had. That was our 1000

cool scientists when those kids skated up on skateboards and take tops. Yeah, looking to masturbate,

but I do think we've outfitted our ah apartment

here for the superintendent. He should be here any minute.

Let's get our heads in the game here. I want to make sure that, you know, he knows that he can trust us with the graduation planning.

Yes. Um, I think he actually is waiting outside, so let's yet

he's looking in the window.

What's the deal here? This is the podcast. We're recording this conversation our way. Are we gonna introduce him and, like, record or we just gonna be like, Hey, how are you saying name? And are

you recording Guy Howard? I hate to regress. Do

you regret to progress? I would.

I regret to regress, but we've been recording this whole time Regret regress recording of Jesus. It's a regression of regretting recording here.

I thought we figured this out.

I did too. And we've done so well for 48 weeks, her 38 weeks or however many shit here. We'll do intro and then I'll just introduce him at the end of the at the

I mean, he's probably heard this whole thing. We are outside. Technically,

Yeah. Let's get tales intro. It could tell you want me to do that? It will do the intro at the end.

You're way off on the name, by the way. What's

that? You're way off. You have to. The name is specific. The pronunciation? Yes. Uh, look, way

have to get this right, because this is recorded mouth. Feel really embarrassed if we get the superintendent's.

Alright. Well, alright. Well, that well,

you know what? You love him. Please welcome into the house. Cheryl's many pig Cyril.

Superintendent cheer ALS many piss, superintendent. Many big. Hello.

It's Charles, actually.

Oh, wait. Word of the word on the street is that it's you.

That's not a name. It's Charles.

Everybody's been saying everybody's been calling you two year olds. Do you? Just correcting everybody.

I mean, when I want to hear that. Yes. I don't know how that started, but my name is not cheer ALS. I don't think that's a name at all. It's Charles. Charles, many pig.

Yeah, I was so we didn't have the last name. Right? Many, many pig. Okay,

well, thank you so much easier. Where

is is that a family name? You know how porter is,

like based on a job? Uh, were also named after a job. He

has many pig based on a

gender. Waiters also job.

I hate garbage. May going the last name garbage man. And I'll tell you this, Max Garbage man. Stop calling my house

once you call in your house.

I'd love to know, but I've refused to answer a phone call from that guy.

So you like the color idea? You don't answer?

No, I have a feeling it's I have a feeling I have a job. Well, why? I like it. I have a feeling that I

can't feel anything in my toes.

Oh, that you got ice block feet, right?

Yes. Well, I have extreme frostbite because I fell asleep with my feet in the freezer.

Eskimos name. That's a job.

What is many? Hey, that That's a tough job,

Superintendent. Many pigs. Thanks for coming.

Well, I just wanted to check on your on your progress. I know this is the This is a last hurrah for you fellows. And you know, you'll be leaving the school system, and we always We always hate to see teachers move on to other things that may meet. It looks bad for the school system. the

teachers pursue other career?

Well, yeah, it's it's because it sends a message of what's you know, I guess being a teacher isn't that great. These guys did it for decades, and then they're like, Oh, that's enough! And I feel like for we want to encourage more young people to be teachers I would like to see. I've I don't think I'll live to see it, but maybe my great Rick. Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick! Rick! Red Children will see Ah, classroom. That's all Teachers notes. No students.

Yeah, because you're you're running Ah, District wide program called Teacher for Life?

Yes, with the number four letter word for Yeah,

I love it when people do that. And

a lot of it. I think

that that that for a lot of placing the word for makes

sense people, a lot of people, a lot of people What do you go ahead? Well, I was gonna say Ah, lot of people have been saying that you have been meddling

in teachers outside endeavors. You will sink a business upon seeing it. You will You really let him have it if they're trying trying to start another venture and move on from teaching.

Know it, Kip. I don't. I'm I find it

strange that you say a lot of people are saying this because how many could it be? Its It's

full of Carcieri went to me.

Yes, I did

do it to you. And, uh, it was very successful.

Yeah, because of course, I was trying to start a Ah ah. I was trying to start a successful Etsy shop, uh, selling different sort of textile goods,

Which smart, Too smart to say. I'm gonna I'm gonna start a successful one.

Yeah, because of all the ones, That's the kind you want.

Yeah, I wanted one. I I wanted one that made me a lot of money. Not just sort of pennies every month. Like someone buys one thing like most and more money on your hobby is a hobby for people. I wanted one where it's no, this is my whole job. No,

Your honor, you're throwing shade out when you talk about those other types of Etsy shops. And I hear you loud and clear.

Todd's Todd is literally made pennies. You, you You You did

artisanal pennies that you sold through your FC shop. Yeah. You got pennies for pennies? It was a straight 1 to 1

trade. Yeah, but unfortunately, the pennies costs Did you did you did you did. You know. Did you? Did you? Yeah. Yeah. Did you, uh,

Howard? What did happen two years? Did we ever figure out that it was Mr Many pigs that did it?

Ah. Well, I I would be Quite What I did was I was a secret shopper

on Howard's FC site, and I would just I would just hit him with a barrage of questions,

never ending questions back

and forth. A denial of service attack where hackers sort of attack a website. Yeah. They attack a website. Will so many enquiries that it sort of drops the website off of the internet. Well, ah, Charles did essentially did that to my auntie shop, but it was with super. It was just sort of standard questions about the I. A lot of them. Like what? What is indigo was one that really had you stumped. Yeah. Howard to

you. How do you

describe what a color is? It's ah, what is into Go. It's It's a kind of purple. I

really didn't that was the first question. I can't believe you stalled out, so I really I really thought that was just a time waster for two seconds. But you we went back and forth on what is into go for weeks.

II, of course, responded with, huh? And and you hit you hit it with, like, the color. What is it? And I was like,

Well, this was devastated because you were still taking in shipments for, you know, raw materials. And I've got time to make it.

No. And the most frustrating thing was, I I got a big deal off of bulk fabric into go fabric. It was I got 45 100 and 23 miles, 45 miles moral moral, several miles of indigo fabric. And I I was already at odds with myself on what I was gonna make with these things, because I was like, I got one color. No close. Looks good in one color.

It's true. No close looks good or one color.

I'm sitting here racking my brain over how I'm going to make any sort of interesting close out of this 45 miles worth of indigo fabric. And then I start getting, but my answer shall write. Honestly, I had a full mental breakdown and I I deleted the Etsy store from the Internet. It's no. And you went right back to teaching.

Yeah, that was good. Mr Many pig. That was honestly good

symptoms do intend to many people. What did I say? You sister Minute bigots.

Supola Superintendent Lab doctor, is it a legal term?

Is Dr Illegal term? Think

so? I think your your designated ah designated you can call yourself legally right. Do

you like a Do you goto Ugo? Like um yeah. Do you go to a school? Are like a seminary for superintendent?

Yes, I was I was cloistered for 10 years to become a superintendent way Take a vow of intending And then eventually we get We have super at it and Ah, and you when you know it when the brothers there will tell you just super and then you know you that your don't

that day must be an incredible day

to day life. So I became super it. Uh Excuse me. I'm sorry. That is That's a I get

very feels like there's a little bit of a singing career there What you pursue that?

When I was a child, I was praised for my precocious singing voice because, well, people said, You sound like you're eight years old, but you're seeing like a 12 year old, all right, and I developed of a bra toe very early on thier earliest. I'm in the Guinness Book and Ripley's I'm one of the few people.

Oh, I choose to believe this

earliest er young, broader

looked OK and, uh, and I wanted to be a singer. And then the path of teaching called to May and and singing became an avocation, and teaching became my vocation. And of course, I became a teacher before it became the superintendent and and I taught for for many years.

Sometimes you're saying just the last syllable of a word. I just that I didn't realize,

I think top into a little bit of a to

I think it's that I think it's that

music is always in me fighting to get

oh, okay, well, that I mean, that's interesting. It's really you know, I think it's beautiful. Yeah, yeah, the voice.

Well, thanks

in music saying You say I'm told. They say in musicals you know, people saying when they have no other way to express their emotions. And

yes, in the music and music halls, if you go to

music halls in in, ah, in Britain, wear oh, man wears a checkered suit in a Derby hat. Any hair is a cane, and he makes some jokes,

and then he speaks stalling and

use. This story is becoming a musical.

It's that he is that passionate about describing music halls in Britain that he's breaking into start

Well, because I'm picturing

it. You see, I'm picturing it as I talk about it, and I take myself there on the stage. The footlights Claire showing my age and it's a rich tradition that has caused is what is what is what gave America, um, the musical. I

think this is something I didn't even know about the footlights until your song there is that they're there to show how old you are.

Yes, because in Britain, of course, they would start working Children as early as they possibly could. And it was a cruel, cruel practice that lasted up until the 19 nineties, where they would thrust Children into adult jobs because they didn't have to pay them adult wages on DSO. You would have. You know, Richard Richard Burton was 10 years old when he made Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf? And Wow, that's because of the movie, The movie Lights. They're not as harsh as the footlights of this stage of the music hall. And so you would see you would see people you would see to keep things on the up it up. You would see you would see Children on stage with with lines painted on their faces. And that's how we got high school. Theater was, uh,

it was invented by younger.

It was It was invented by Music Hall Children playing 80 year olds on. Then it became it became all the rage here in the United States of America, where we currently live. So

you're saying an older theater? Sometimes men would play women's parts and Children would play 80.

Never said that, but, uh, it is true. I don't You seem to be a theater buff yourself, Bill.

Yes. Oh, yes, I am, I am. I'm not necessarily

on stage, but I I deal with sandbags. I do. I do

split. Is that

what does that mean, you deal with sand packs. There's a sandbag issue

at home. Not Yes. Yeah. What is it? How

we do currently have a sandbag issue at our home Because, you know, the the severe flooding due to the fact that our roof has ah has been removed. So we do currently have a Sam. I guess you in that. There are too many.

So we were in an atrium.

Now, this way are in an age. But we appreciate

you coming in protective sort of. Ah, eyes.

Is that Is that PPE you're in? Our believe

it is. It's of course, it's an inflatable dinosaur costume. And, uh, its, uh I'm I'm a little uncomfortable because it's ever so slightly starting to deflate. And so the yeah, final is getting very clammy around my Ramos.

I do not hear

a little fan that keeps it that quit an hour ago.

What? Thanks or ah being protective? We have yet to her hear anything from the CDC about inflatable dinosaur costumes. But why have you returned my calls? I think

they've got a lot else going on. And honestly, your call This is their job. But your call is being passed around on social media, and it's being sold as a prank call. I think

people will. Levi's the first time hearing of

ISS. I think if you're gonna be in a dinosaur costume, you don't want to do a video call because it's harder for people to take you seriously if you have sort of like a City Council Todd complaint or some

well, but But I want people toe. I want people to I don't wanna have to waste time describing the dinosaur costume with video call. I Do

you feel

that I should not have signed off the call, stuck my dick and choke on it. I yield my time.

Now that worked. I thought I work. That was pretty good. I think they were just confused to hear it coming out of ah sucked in dinosaur head.

Yeah, it And that was I mean, that was quite a raunchy ending to an otherwise pretty respectful

call from a man in a dinosaur kind. Well, I wanted I wanted to keep that part respectful as well. That's why I said in a very even toned um, and I thought that would really get my message across and Also,

I thought it

be fun seeing it come from a dime store.

would

Well, I was a little mad that he didn't give me credit, because obviously that was also ah, play. I wrote about my experiences with the the Department of Water and Power. Um, suck my dick and choke on it.

You wrote, Stuck my taken choke on it. Yes,

Which they are. Not you. But you didn't use your time.

No, I was never gonna yield my time. And never

will. You must know one. It's bad. No one. In fact, no one will say that in the theater. And that's what I was going to say. In fact, no one will say that in the theater us what I was going to say. Also, no one

yielded their time and saw it correct. No one gave up any of their time.

Nobody'll their time. A few people yielded a few minutes based on the title. Some seedier characters, some some oddballs came in. And when they saw that, it wasn't what they thought it was, they turned right around. It was like Yeah, like the the stories of the early days of UCB. What it was a strip, a converted strip club and a bunch of his seeds would come in, sit down, realized it wasn't a strip club anymore. Uh, give a suggestion and leave.

This is Justin was always strip clubs that Cravy

which which this is a good Segway. This is something we went to incorporate into graduation. We were gonna let the audience yell out suggestions of what should happen next throughout.

Right. And a lot of people are saying that's just a reason for us to not plan as much as we should. They're saying that's a cop out its away. Teoh pass the buck on. Sort of planning two students in attendance, which we get that a lot of people say You

guys don't

seem to plan what you do very much, but that's a lie. We've been doing it for a long time, uh, and that

we're doing what, for a long

time, India. Lanny, we've been planning for alone for a long time and are best idea is to have the kids and kids in attendance on people in attendance

and student and the people in attendance, all of them. Now, now, as the super let me put on my superintendent hat.

Thank you. That's a big night.

Well has to fit over the dinosaur head. You know, the graduation and for students is a rich tradition of ah, it's a very solemn ceremony because these thes kids air starting their lives, hopefully to become teachers. And I don't know that suggestions of what should happen next to really necessary when there's very few moving parts to a graduation. I think the planning is extremely easy because his pin the same forever everywhere you go

way want, though. Is that what we want our graduation to be what everybody's always expecting? People walk around, they shake somebody's hand. That's right.

What because the ceremony? It has to call back to something. It's gotta be recognizable dumb. I think that's yes, where every ceremony should be new.

Yeah, yeah, we don't Well, then it's not

a ceremony. If it's if it's new every time it's

not. I never see anyone. I'm tryingto I'm sort of

seeing your facial expression through the layers. You see,

you see very surprised. What is that the same? What is it that you're wearing?

Well, these air googly eyes thes Ame rejected whenever I Yeah. Whenever I have to talk to someone that has higher status than me every single day of my life, I can't look up in the I S o. I wear googly eyes and that's what you're looking at. I'm really not that surprised. I'm angry,

right? So you kind of radio You kind of

the craft closet you read in the grad closet. And then this hair, of course, is pipe cleaners.

And a lot of people when you show up dressed like this like this doesn't seem like this is protecting you from from Corona virus. It feels like it is more just decoration for your head,

which I which Which I say, uh, so what's the difference if it makes you feel comfortable? Why do you need me to look a different way? Why are you shaming my googly eyes paste into my eyes and the pipe cleaner stuck into my bleeding yet So your eyes are

shut and you have googly eyes pasted over them.

Yeah, part of

what makes it difficult is your echo locating the whole time to you keep making clicks. And

so those little clicks and beeps

Okay, Right now, I could tell him talking. Todd. Todd, Uh, what do you think of my idea? To have the ceremony be split in half, looking at the beginning. What? What

did you go? Location might be a little off because your faces right up to my but right now.

Okay, well, I'll say so. I

say this, Todd. Your face. Your but very similar. Yeah, if we're talking about the sound that sound waves make when they bounce off your butt vs your face, I'd say those waves look exactly the same, buddy.

Well, in that case, kiss my face and what it means. Kiss my ass.

Because a lot of people say that your face, the more symmetry it has. Maybe the more handsome you are, you're the first

person to have almost perfect symmetry at your waistline. Is that

correct? Yes. I have a perfectly symmetrical waistline. Um,

I'm saying top and bottom mirror each other like your faces,

your but your but your face.

Well, I do the face off at a young age with my own, but, uh,

let's also, let's also point out the tots waistline is very high to be to be a perfect mirror of button face. His waistline is right below studies.

I did. You dio was didn't have anything to do with, like, the plot of the movie that

I was trying to capture. I was trying to catch a killer farther.

Todd? Does your does Uranus have teeth?

Can I ask,

Okay. It's just like a prank call. Or is this Ah, no, look. Is your refrigerator running?

This is not

you get a lot of straight questions that feel like prank calls. I think it's just because your life is so unusual.

Okay, well, that's is crazy question. Yes. Minus has to use, of

course. Of course. Why? You had to collectively

pulled and you had dentures put in. Is that correct?

For the cosmetics you got veneers in your bottle? Is that was a force forestalling

measure just so they wouldn't. You wouldn't get cavities

for cavities with your butt teeth getting cavities or what you get. Here's what ditches were going back. Did you get dentures with veneers and

around down the way it goes on all the little teeth on the gums air. Beautiful veneers,

What do you

right?

boys palace? What to come to terms with just this is all true. No question. Just clarification.

Clarity here, Todd.

Ways from you is yes. Is will keep telling the truth. You just Yes, yes

and yes, Dentures and my farts sounded like Trump trying to say the letters t and ate together. And I was a little troubled by that. So I got veneers put on top of them. And now I have veneers and really comes on my anise. It's all true and no, my refrigerator is not running, Paul. Uh huh. Generals,

Gerald's no. One asked you if your refrigerator is running.

I'm sorry I misremembered the question.

Well, I think this is important this important. We're getting sidetracked incredibly way we want to pitch you actuacion. It's hard not to get

side truck when I'm sitting across from a man in a dinosaur suit a huge bowler at another man with his eyes closed, googly eyes painted up. I'm

just I'm just in a do they cover zipped up,

which took you. It was very hard for you to get that doing.

Yeah, there's actually a trick

to get your own duvet cover to get on you. You just roll yourself up in it. Get on. You're right. You have to put like a little bit of raw meat.

Yes. And you have Teoh,

make yourself small. Yeah, yeah, Don't make big or you'll scare it off.

It's the good thing about

it. Is is, once you get it on, you can do those things like people do when they jump off of cliffs and

glide. You know, it's like, yeah, like a flying scoring squirrel.

That's the good thing. As a good thing. A

good thing with

that's why I always dio comforter with do they cover rather than just one of those big, thick blankets. Because I wanna have a bat suit as well.

I see what you got to

know what was happening.

What happens there?

What do you guys wearing? Take your time. Hi.

Of course. I was struggling to find a non porous material around around the house. Ah, so I did go steal the kiddie pool from the next door Neighbor's? Ah, and I'm sort of just I've just got a kiddie pool sort of hanging over my head. I haven't headed it at all. No, I holds or anything edited? Yeah, I think

so. Rough in. It's gonna rough. Yeah, this is the first draft. You have not run through kiddie pool through pro tools or anything like

that. You know who is your clothes at

a market

for a new clothes editor,

I have actually, I've been I've emailed Tim Gunn way we have a mutual family friend. Uh uh, Heidi Klum. Uh, Heidi Clue. Well, she's a mutual family friend,

E.

a mutual family family. She's a

friend, and she's a friend of Tim Gunn's family. Not a friend in real life. She's a friend of the family for two guys.

Oh, I see. They just coincidentally worked on that show together.

Yes, exactly which they were so happy about. By the way. Finally, they said, Well,

if you're fashion biz on everything, why did you get just a kiddie pool? Why didn't you go down to mood or something?

Well, well, we all know when you go down

to mood mood move for

and I

just remember that I think that was one of the jingles that caught on the least, right? It was Guinness said it was the least popular jingle.

Wow.

Yeah, even printed. Never heard.

How did they even printed that? Never hurt. How did they prove these sort of subjective mean things? They

did an exhaustive interview off every person on earth instead. Have you ever heard this? Now there was quite a scandal because they had to play it for them in order to ask them if they'd ever heard it. Now they've heard it. I'm so that was that. That was the year that they didn't have a Guinness book.

I say, You know, Bill, that's a really good point. Some of these Guinness's are starting to sound a little so little suspect. Okay, It's been such a big thing that I've hung my hat on for so many years. I'm starting to think, you know, I've been stupid, huh?

Well, I don't think that's true. I don't think that's a conclusion any of us should ever joke.

Don't you ever think about us? How may Sometimes.

Yes. Sometimes I do.

Sometimes I duke okay, Sometimes you dio I do. Sometimes I do think which I think

all look, the the educational system is brutal, harsh, mistress. And at some point, we almost think to ourselves.

Have I been stupid?

Yeah. You look back at your whole career and as an educator and ah, a shocking revelation sometimes is I've been stupid.

And it this is an interesting Segway into another part of graduation that we were planning. Ah, which of course, is ah, students. Biggest mistakes, Uh, where we are before we give them their diploma

Where here was titled It's gonna be titled. Do you think we forgot eso

just senior year? No, this is no list we've been keeping.

And it's also things that no one even knows

about that we have researched. So you will be making the the underclassmen attend the graduation, even though they're not graduating because they are also included in the You think we forgot montage?

Yes, it's anybody that's at the school currently

way got to be clear about this. The first half. The graduation is about the students, the seniors and all the other students. And the second half is about us. Yeah, The second half is about us graduating from the school and half we're still figuring out that

is gonna be a true half

ear's gonna be awaited half you know, the waited half being, you know, more than half.

Obviously, the kids are gonna look obviously the kids are going to lead the procession. They're gonna come out in the gowns. They're gonna run around the track once on, then we'll probably get into the same, um, where? Bigger lab. Lots of pomp and circumstance. I'll be, of course, driving the bus that I have cut the top off of and made it look like a Lamborghini. All

right. It looks exactly like a Lamborghini. Now

I'm imagining a bus, and now I'm picturing the top taking off this checks out.

Yeah. I drew a little, uh, Lamborghini sign that I'm gonna put on the Bluebird thing on the front. Change the brand would

mask you. Are the students going to run in a line or is it going to be more of a Pamplona feel?

It's a great question. We haven't thought about that at all.

I don't think would be better.

Why do

you have the bulls?

Yeah, we have some bulls if we need him. How many? I want to keep

seeing all of them eat

relation with the eyes

are darting back. And one for 50 to 52 for a beautiful mind. He's just counting you seeing pool. Just smile when he said, Way hit 100 20

way.

Yeah, we got enough bulls, I think way got about 1 to 1 Bulls

justices. This is something that I'm assuming you've thought about it and I feel foolish even asking the bulls will be in captain gowns. Is that correct?

Okay, we're asking because they were

graduating as well.

Well, the big question that

way not you. Do not

tell me the bulls have been

matriculated. Yes, it pulls every year way. Don't buy new bulls. They're growing and coming to the system. Just like our kids.

I feel an airless if I heard. And there and there I feel

as if I heard, uh, that

Howard got over 125. So approximately how Maney

bulls make up the student body at this point.

Unfortunately, we do have a lot of bulls that don't graduate. So where that's 100 25. Graduating were probably Would you guys say 600 bulls

under balls way have a make room for their parents as well? They're still alive or to attend. And what?

That's that's bulls and that staffers. And that's everything. I mean, this is this is

a lot of people

are. I'll tell you one have for I don't want to see their

okay. Died? Who are you talking about? Who's after?

Tell You won't know. It's my ex wife

way, Todd. If

anyone in your life. But are you Are you saying to your ex wife is an actual Okay? Yeah. Everyone

thought I was being offensive, but no, I married a cow I've married. Wait,

So you're saying every reference to yours? Your ex wife? In the history of his podcast? You've been referring to an actual cow.

Go back through it all makes sense. Like Kaiser says,

Theo, you've been married to both.

So he tricked us only just on solid. He was not the man that we thought he was A man who pretended to live

He broke a coffee cup And

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