So what do you think? All the chairs just, uh, right next to each other. Do we need to leave space? What are we doing?

I taped out taped out six feet. I'm, uh I'm Tom. I, uh you're about 67 I'm about 67 So I laid down and I taped out by height from foot to head. Classically feet

you were doing the other day. I saw you down on the football field for, like, 67 hours. I couldn't tell what was going.

Yeah, they've been using me to measure out yards on the football field. Uh,

yeah, I saw them dragging

you by that chain and that. Ah, that orange thing.

That's right. If it's ever close to a first down that bring me out And if my tongue touches the ball, that's first down, baby.

Last Tunks years. Tongue stuck out is 10 yards long.

Because you have, you have ah, cartoon tongue. Is that correct?

Yeah, 20. When a

lady comes by, it rolls out.

Yeah, a lot of people call it wolf. Hubba hubba, which is a little disrespectful.

Who's a lot of people? The doctors.

Are you disrespectful? Doctors call it wolf. Okay, but it's an issue, you know, for a lot of reasons. Because you don't want to be disrespectful when the lady comes by. And also, at times, a lady will trip on my wolf Hubba hubba Thanh as she was walking by and fall down and hurt herself. And then I, like a gentleman, will try to lift her up. But, you know, fall down myself or break my arms Because a week,

Yeah, I was hanging out with

you for a while and I caught ah,

tuxedos shooting up to the bottom of your chin, which was kind of

a mutation of your wolf Capitan. And that'll knock you right on your ass if you get Oh,

yeah, Absolutely. Oh, yeah.

I was sitting too close to you the other day when you saw someone walked by your heartbeat knocked me out. Yeah, I popped out of your chest tonight. I mean, I was out cold for

Well, let's not forget, uh, all those birds going around your head when you were knocked

out. Which is also a symptom, I believe, and I'll apologise. Now I know it's been a long time coming. I'll apologize for the piano falling out of my attic, hitting you and turning you into accordion.

I mean, apology heard, but not necessarily accepted.

I didn't even know the at the attic. Had a piano in it. I

found this part was my teeth became a little piano keys afterwards.

Yeah, that was both very look. And for the sound, it sounded horrible.

Yeah, I was out of tune. Uh,

your smile was wildly attitude.

Hopefully someone's coming by to tune it up. But, you know, it

was technically, it was technically the first ugly grand piano. Is that correct?

I think so. I think. Get it screeched to a halt. Right? And they said, Well, this is ugly, but it is technically a grand piano

Guinness to doing firsts now. First, ugly grand piano. They said I was like, OK, well right. Super distance. But thank you for the award.

Get us is being pretty lax on the six foot throughout this whole thing.

Oh, yeah. Social distancing is not a thing in the Guinness playbook. I don't I don't think anymore because they've been getting really close. And in fact, I believe they got. They gave themselves the award for closest award closest distance award giving.

I'm gonna protest that. I think that self given award Guinness can't dio They've been doing a lot that they did best. World Record Book.

Yes, on It's like They're so There. They wrote a book about a thing that they have it. Your own book making

most obsessed with flowing fingernails.

And that went straight to the editor who's his yearly number. One has been fingered Man.

That's ridiculous. Always Fingernail Man, the editor. I didn't know they started hiring the people who got the records to be on the staff because I know Lady who shoots milk out of her eyeballs was the account

it for a while. Correct. Well, they don't hire just any of these people

what they believe it or not. I believe

they've been poaching for a while. We'll replace Ripley's Couldn't hang on to her. I mean, she was accounting for them, and their money was covered in milk because she's constantly shot was great.

She shocked at how much money they're making, Please.

Yes, it's remarkable that we don't talk more about Ripley's because Rip Ripley's Believe It or Not, is arguably just is interesting or more so than in the Guinness Book.

But they let you. They let you not believe it's 50 50. No.

Yes, Dennis is. It's just really Guinness gives you no room to not believe

everything I read in the Guinness Book. 100%.

It's more I know the

almanac of fact. It's not a it's not just like Ripley's is entertainment. Guinness is, Ah, data.

Speaking of River, So speaking of Ripley's makes me think of Madame to SOS. What about wax figures at graduation? Because I'm predicting attendance is going to be low.

Right way need Teoh, we need to fill the house for sure. I'll say this, uh, wax figures Probably a little bit more expensive than just your traditional cardboard cut out and at the distances we're talking about. I don't think you'll be able to really make make out the difference between a wax figure and a cardboard cut out. So I personally, from a budgetary standpoint, obviously would say maybe cardboard cutout makes more sense than wax figure.

I have a couple 100 scare crows is you need Okay. Well, your travel. Yeah, well, yeah, I just couldn't get mine. Right. So I kept restarting and even the half done one. Yeah, I have there in various states of

ah, well addressed, but, um,

when you can get your hands on any. Hey, but you had a bunch of beef diapers.

Well, yes, a lot of them are stuffed with

beef diapers. Theis excess beef diaper has been speaking of You guys are wearing them as masks right now. Do they

feel like they're breathe? Herbal or

not? I'm I'm pretty nice. Okay?

Credible or absorb it. I don't really know what brand these are, but they suck. Well,

I think it was the right choice when the CDC came out with

you Can't get it outdoors or it's a lot harder to get outdoors of immediately taking the roof off of our house. I think that was smart. What do you guys think?

I think you're right.

Yeah, I think we are. Uh, so meeting positive steps forward that maybe we're taking were taking huge leaps from the CDC. Gives any sort of small We are hot

on the CDC because I don't know about you guys, but it was a little bit scary waking up. Ah, in 3.5 feet of water the other morning when we had that bad rainstorm, there was also also newsflash our houses watertight. Who even knew? Yeah. I mean, if water can get out of here, that's that's freakin scary. If you think about it, it's unbelievable how water tied our houses.

Yeah, I can you know, if we would have never taken off the roof, we would have never found out. So, you know, it's pretty good.

Did you guys see the pool scientists outside the house studying it the other morning?

Yeah, right. Pull scientists. What a career I I was I was told I was bringing them iced tea and ask him all sorts of questions about how I could get in the pool. Science?

Well, I think like it was amazing The statistics of pools or

where everyone learns how to masturbate. I don't

know why they're studying that so hard, but that was proven. I think this are weird.

The way I think we were being had,

we've Oh, yes, that was our 1000. Having had we have been had. That was our 1000

cool scientists when those kids skated up on skateboards and take tops. Yeah, looking to masturbate,

but I do think we've outfitted our ah apartment

here for the superintendent. He should be here any minute.

Let's get our heads in the game here. I want to make sure that, you know, he knows that he can trust us with the graduation planning.

Yes. Um, I think he actually is waiting outside, so let's yet

he's looking in the window.

What's the deal here? This is the podcast. We're recording this conversation our way. Are we gonna introduce him and, like, record or we just gonna be like, Hey, how are you saying name? And are

you recording Guy Howard? I hate to regress. Do

you regret to progress? I would.

I regret to regress, but we've been recording this whole time Regret regress recording of Jesus. It's a regression of regretting recording here.

I thought we figured this out.

I did too. And we've done so well for 48 weeks, her 38 weeks or however many shit here. We'll do intro and then I'll just introduce him at the end of the at the

I mean, he's probably heard this whole thing. We are outside. Technically,

Yeah. Let's get tales intro. It could tell you want me to do that? It will do the intro at the end.

You're way off on the name, by the way. What's

that? You're way off. You have to. The name is specific. The pronunciation? Yes. Uh, look, way

have to get this right, because this is recorded mouth. Feel really embarrassed if we get the superintendent's.

Alright. Well, alright. Well, that well,

you know what? You love him. Please welcome into the house. Cheryl's many pig Cyril.

Superintendent cheer ALS many piss, superintendent. Many big. Hello.

It's Charles, actually.

Oh, wait. Word of the word on the street is that it's you.

That's not a name. It's Charles.

Everybody's been saying everybody's been calling you two year olds. Do you? Just correcting everybody.

I mean, when I want to hear that. Yes. I don't know how that started, but my name is not cheer ALS. I don't think that's a name at all. It's Charles. Charles, many pig.

Yeah, I was so we didn't have the last name. Right? Many, many pig. Okay,

well, thank you so much easier. Where

is is that a family name? You know how porter is,

like based on a job? Uh, were also named after a job. He

has many pig based on a

gender. Waiters also job.

I hate garbage. May going the last name garbage man. And I'll tell you this, Max Garbage man. Stop calling my house

once you call in your house.

I'd love to know, but I've refused to answer a phone call from that guy.

So you like the color idea? You don't answer?

No, I have a feeling it's I have a feeling I have a job. Well, why? I like it. I have a feeling that I

can't feel anything in my toes.

Oh, that you got ice block feet, right?

Yes. Well, I have extreme frostbite because I fell asleep with my feet in the freezer.

Eskimos name. That's a job.

What is many? Hey, that That's a tough job,

Superintendent. Many pigs. Thanks for coming.

Well, I just wanted to check on your on your progress. I know this is the This is a last hurrah for you fellows. And you know, you'll be leaving the school system, and we always We always hate to see teachers move on to other things that may meet. It looks bad for the school system. the

teachers pursue other career?

Well, yeah, it's it's because it sends a message of what's you know, I guess being a teacher isn't that great. These guys did it for decades, and then they're like, Oh, that's enough! And I feel like for we want to encourage more young people to be teachers I would like to see. I've I don't think I'll live to see it, but maybe my great Rick. Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick! Rick! Red Children will see Ah, classroom. That's all Teachers notes. No students.

Yeah, because you're you're running Ah, District wide program called Teacher for Life?

Yes, with the number four letter word for Yeah,

I love it when people do that. And

a lot of it. I think

that that that for a lot of placing the word for makes

sense people, a lot of people, a lot of people What do you go ahead? Well, I was gonna say Ah, lot of people have been saying that you have been meddling

in teachers outside endeavors. You will sink a business upon seeing it. You will You really let him have it if they're trying trying to start another venture and move on from teaching.

Know it, Kip. I don't. I'm I find it

strange that you say a lot of people are saying this because how many could it be? Its It's

full of Carcieri went to me.

Yes, I did

do it to you. And, uh, it was very successful.

Yeah, because of course, I was trying to start a Ah ah. I was trying to start a successful Etsy shop, uh, selling different sort of textile goods,

Which smart, Too smart to say. I'm gonna I'm gonna start a successful one.

Yeah, because of all the ones, That's the kind you want.

Yeah, I wanted one. I I wanted one that made me a lot of money. Not just sort of pennies every month. Like someone buys one thing like most and more money on your hobby is a hobby for people. I wanted one where it's no, this is my whole job. No,

Your honor, you're throwing shade out when you talk about those other types of Etsy shops. And I hear you loud and clear.

Todd's Todd is literally made pennies. You, you You You did

artisanal pennies that you sold through your FC shop. Yeah. You got pennies for pennies? It was a straight 1 to 1

trade. Yeah, but unfortunately, the pennies costs Did you did you did you did. You know. Did you? Did you? Yeah. Yeah. Did you, uh,

Howard? What did happen two years? Did we ever figure out that it was Mr Many pigs that did it?

Ah. Well, I I would be Quite What I did was I was a secret shopper

on Howard's FC site, and I would just I would just hit him with a barrage of questions,

never ending questions back

and forth. A denial of service attack where hackers sort of attack a website. Yeah. They attack a website. Will so many enquiries that it sort of drops the website off of the internet. Well, ah, Charles did essentially did that to my auntie shop, but it was with super. It was just sort of standard questions about the I. A lot of them. Like what? What is indigo was one that really had you stumped. Yeah. Howard to

you. How do you

describe what a color is? It's ah, what is into Go. It's It's a kind of purple. I

really didn't that was the first question. I can't believe you stalled out, so I really I really thought that was just a time waster for two seconds. But you we went back and forth on what is into go for weeks.

II, of course, responded with, huh? And and you hit you hit it with, like, the color. What is it? And I was like,

Well, this was devastated because you were still taking in shipments for, you know, raw materials. And I've got time to make it.

No. And the most frustrating thing was, I I got a big deal off of bulk fabric into go fabric. It was I got 45 100 and 23 miles, 45 miles moral moral, several miles of indigo fabric. And I I was already at odds with myself on what I was gonna make with these things, because I was like, I got one color. No close. Looks good in one color.

It's true. No close looks good or one color.

I'm sitting here racking my brain over how I'm going to make any sort of interesting close out of this 45 miles worth of indigo fabric. And then I start getting, but my answer shall write. Honestly, I had a full mental breakdown and I I deleted the Etsy store from the Internet. It's no. And you went right back to teaching.

Yeah, that was good. Mr Many pig. That was honestly good

symptoms do intend to many people. What did I say? You sister Minute bigots.

Supola Superintendent Lab doctor, is it a legal term?

Is Dr Illegal term? Think

so? I think your your designated ah designated you can call yourself legally right. Do

you like a Do you goto Ugo? Like um yeah. Do you go to a school? Are like a seminary for superintendent?

Yes, I was I was cloistered for 10 years to become a superintendent way Take a vow of intending And then eventually we get We have super at it and Ah, and you when you know it when the brothers there will tell you just super and then you know you that your don't

that day must be an incredible day

to day life. So I became super it. Uh Excuse me. I'm sorry. That is That's a I get

very feels like there's a little bit of a singing career there What you pursue that?

When I was a child, I was praised for my precocious singing voice because, well, people said, You sound like you're eight years old, but you're seeing like a 12 year old, all right, and I developed of a bra toe very early on thier earliest. I'm in the Guinness Book and Ripley's I'm one of the few people.

Oh, I choose to believe this

earliest er young, broader

looked OK and, uh, and I wanted to be a singer. And then the path of teaching called to May and and singing became an avocation, and teaching became my vocation. And of course, I became a teacher before it became the superintendent and and I taught for for many years.

Sometimes you're saying just the last syllable of a word. I just that I didn't realize,

I think top into a little bit of a to

I think it's that I think it's that

music is always in me fighting to get

oh, okay, well, that I mean, that's interesting. It's really you know, I think it's beautiful. Yeah, yeah, the voice.

Well, thanks

in music saying You say I'm told. They say in musicals you know, people saying when they have no other way to express their emotions. And

yes, in the music and music halls, if you go to

music halls in in, ah, in Britain, wear oh, man wears a checkered suit in a Derby hat. Any hair is a cane, and he makes some jokes,

and then he speaks stalling and

use. This story is becoming a musical.

It's that he is that passionate about describing music halls in Britain that he's breaking into start

Well, because I'm picturing

it. You see, I'm picturing it as I talk about it, and I take myself there on the stage. The footlights Claire showing my age and it's a rich tradition that has caused is what is what is what gave America, um, the musical. I

think this is something I didn't even know about the footlights until your song there is that they're there to show how old you are.

Yes, because in Britain, of course, they would start working Children as early as they possibly could. And it was a cruel, cruel practice that lasted up until the 19 nineties, where they would thrust Children into adult jobs because they didn't have to pay them adult wages on DSO. You would have. You know, Richard Richard Burton was 10 years old when he made Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf? And Wow, that's because of the movie, The movie Lights. They're not as harsh as the footlights of this stage of the music hall. And so you would see you would see people you would see to keep things on the up it up. You would see you would see Children on stage with with lines painted on their faces. And that's how we got high school. Theater was, uh,

it was invented by younger.

It was It was invented by Music Hall Children playing 80 year olds on. Then it became it became all the rage here in the United States of America, where we currently live. So

you're saying an older theater? Sometimes men would play women's parts and Children would play 80.

Never said that, but, uh, it is true. I don't You seem to be a theater buff yourself, Bill.

Yes. Oh, yes, I am, I am. I'm not necessarily

on stage, but I I deal with sandbags. I do. I do

split. Is that

what does that mean, you deal with sand packs. There's a sandbag issue

at home. Not Yes. Yeah. What is it? How

we do currently have a sandbag issue at our home Because, you know, the the severe flooding due to the fact that our roof has ah has been removed. So we do currently have a Sam. I guess you in that. There are too many.

So we were in an atrium.

Now, this way are in an age. But we appreciate

you coming in protective sort of. Ah, eyes.

Is that Is that PPE you're in? Our believe

it is. It's of course, it's an inflatable dinosaur costume. And, uh, its, uh I'm I'm a little uncomfortable because it's ever so slightly starting to deflate. And so the yeah, final is getting very clammy around my Ramos.

I do not hear

a little fan that keeps it that quit an hour ago.

What? Thanks or ah being protective? We have yet to her hear anything from the CDC about inflatable dinosaur costumes. But why have you returned my calls? I think

they've got a lot else going on. And honestly, your call This is their job. But your call is being passed around on social media, and it's being sold as a prank call. I think

people will. Levi's the first time hearing of

ISS. I think if you're gonna be in a dinosaur costume, you don't want to do a video call because it's harder for people to take you seriously if you have sort of like a City Council Todd complaint or some

well, but But I want people toe. I want people to I don't wanna have to waste time describing the dinosaur costume with video call. I Do

you feel

that I should not have signed off the call, stuck my dick and choke on it. I yield my time.

Now that worked. I thought I work. That was pretty good. I think they were just confused to hear it coming out of ah sucked in dinosaur head.

Yeah, it And that was I mean, that was quite a raunchy ending to an otherwise pretty respectful

call from a man in a dinosaur kind. Well, I wanted I wanted to keep that part respectful as well. That's why I said in a very even toned um, and I thought that would really get my message across and Also,

I thought it

would

be fun seeing it come from a dime store.

Well, I was a little mad that he didn't give me credit, because obviously that was also ah, play. I wrote about my experiences with the the Department of Water and Power. Um, suck my dick and choke on it.

You wrote, Stuck my taken choke on it. Yes,

Which they are. Not you. But you didn't use your time.

No, I was never gonna yield my time. And never

will. You must know one. It's bad. No one. In fact, no one will say that in the theater. And that's what I was going to say. In fact, no one will say that in the theater us what I was going to say. Also, no one

yielded their time and saw it correct. No one gave up any of their time.

Nobody'll their time. A few people yielded a few minutes based on the title. Some seedier characters, some some oddballs came in. And when they saw that, it wasn't what they thought it was, they turned right around. It was like Yeah, like the the stories of the early days of UCB. What it was a strip, a converted strip club and a bunch of his seeds would come in, sit down, realized it wasn't a strip club anymore. Uh, give a suggestion and leave.

This is Justin was always strip clubs that Cravy

which which this is a good Segway. This is something we went to incorporate into graduation. We were gonna let the audience yell out suggestions of what should happen next throughout.

Right. And a lot of people are saying that's just a reason for us to not plan as much as we should. They're saying that's a cop out its away. Teoh pass the buck on. Sort of planning two students in attendance, which we get that a lot of people say You

guys don't

seem to plan what you do very much, but that's a lie. We've been doing it for a long time, uh, and that

we're doing what, for a long

time, India. Lanny, we've been planning for alone for a long time and are best idea is to have the kids and kids in attendance on people in attendance

and student and the people in attendance, all of them. Now, now, as the super let me put on my superintendent hat.

Thank you. That's a big night.

Well has to fit over the dinosaur head. You know, the graduation and for students is a rich tradition of ah, it's a very solemn ceremony because these thes kids air starting their lives, hopefully to become teachers. And I don't know that suggestions of what should happen next to really necessary when there's very few moving parts to a graduation. I think the planning is extremely easy because his pin the same forever everywhere you go

way want, though. Is that what we want our graduation to be what everybody's always expecting? People walk around, they shake somebody's hand. That's right.

What because the ceremony? It has to call back to something. It's gotta be recognizable dumb. I think that's yes, where every ceremony should be new.

Yeah, yeah, we don't Well, then it's not

a ceremony. If it's if it's new every time it's

not. I never see anyone. I'm tryingto I'm sort of

seeing your facial expression through the layers. You see,

you see very surprised. What is that the same? What is it that you're wearing?

Well, these air googly eyes thes Ame rejected whenever I Yeah. Whenever I have to talk to someone that has higher status than me every single day of my life, I can't look up in the I S o. I wear googly eyes and that's what you're looking at. I'm really not that surprised. I'm angry,

right? So you kind of radio You kind of

the craft closet you read in the grad closet. And then this hair, of course, is pipe cleaners.

And a lot of people when you show up dressed like this like this doesn't seem like this is protecting you from from Corona virus. It feels like it is more just decoration for your head,

which I which Which I say, uh, so what's the difference if it makes you feel comfortable? Why do you need me to look a different way? Why are you shaming my googly eyes paste into my eyes and the pipe cleaner stuck into my bleeding yet So your eyes are

shut and you have googly eyes pasted over them.

Yeah, part of

what makes it difficult is your echo locating the whole time to you keep making clicks. And

so those little clicks and beeps

Okay, Right now, I could tell him talking. Todd. Todd, Uh, what do you think of my idea? To have the ceremony be split in half, looking at the beginning. What? What

did you go? Location might be a little off because your faces right up to my but right now.

Okay, well, I'll say so. I

say this, Todd. Your face. Your but very similar. Yeah, if we're talking about the sound that sound waves make when they bounce off your butt vs your face, I'd say those waves look exactly the same, buddy.

Well, in that case, kiss my face and what it means. Kiss my ass.

Because a lot of people say that your face, the more symmetry it has. Maybe the more handsome you are, you're the first

person to have almost perfect symmetry at your waistline. Is that

correct? Yes. I have a perfectly symmetrical waistline. Um,

I'm saying top and bottom mirror each other like your faces,

your but your but your face.

Well, I do the face off at a young age with my own, but, uh,

let's also, let's also point out the tots waistline is very high to be to be a perfect mirror of button face. His waistline is right below studies.

I did. You dio was didn't have anything to do with, like, the plot of the movie that

I was trying to capture. I was trying to catch a killer farther.

Can I ask,

Todd? Does your does Uranus have teeth?

Okay. It's just like a prank call. Or is this Ah, no, look. Is your refrigerator running?

This is not

you get a lot of straight questions that feel like prank calls. I think it's just because your life is so unusual.

Okay, well, that's is crazy question. Yes. Minus has to use, of

course. Of course. Why? You had to collectively

pulled and you had dentures put in. Is that correct?

For the cosmetics you got veneers in your bottle? Is that was a force forestalling

measure just so they wouldn't. You wouldn't get cavities

for cavities with your butt teeth getting cavities or what you get. Here's what ditches were going back. Did you get dentures with veneers and

around down the way it goes on all the little teeth on the gums air. Beautiful veneers,

right?

What do you

boys palace? What to come to terms with just this is all true. No question. Just clarification.

Clarity here, Todd.

Ways from you is yes. Is will keep telling the truth. You just Yes, yes

and yes, Dentures and my farts sounded like Trump trying to say the letters t and ate together. And I was a little troubled by that. So I got veneers put on top of them. And now I have veneers and really comes on my anise. It's all true and no, my refrigerator is not running, Paul. Uh huh. Generals,

Gerald's no. One asked you if your refrigerator is running.

I'm sorry I misremembered the question.

Well, I think this is important this important. We're getting sidetracked incredibly way we want to pitch you actuacion. It's hard not to get

side truck when I'm sitting across from a man in a dinosaur suit a huge bowler at another man with his eyes closed, googly eyes painted up. I'm

just I'm just in a do they cover zipped up,

which took you. It was very hard for you to get that doing.

Yeah, there's actually a trick

to get your own duvet cover to get on you. You just roll yourself up in it. Get on. You're right. You have to put like a little bit of raw meat.

Yes. And you have Teoh,

make yourself small. Yeah, yeah, Don't make big or you'll scare it off.

It's the good thing about

it. Is is, once you get it on, you can do those things like people do when they jump off of cliffs and

glide. You know, it's like, yeah, like a flying scoring squirrel.

That's the good thing. As a good thing. A

good thing with

that's why I always dio comforter with do they cover rather than just one of those big, thick blankets. Because I wanna have a bat suit as well.

I see what you got to

know what was happening.

What happens there?

What do you guys wearing? Take your time. Hi.

Of course. I was struggling to find a non porous material around around the house. Ah, so I did go steal the kiddie pool from the next door Neighbor's? Ah, and I'm sort of just I've just got a kiddie pool sort of hanging over my head. I haven't headed it at all. No, I holds or anything edited? Yeah, I think

so. Rough in. It's gonna rough. Yeah, this is the first draft. You have not run through kiddie pool through pro tools or anything like

that. You know who is your clothes at

a market

for a new clothes editor,

E.

I have actually, I've been I've emailed Tim Gunn way we have a mutual family friend. Uh uh, Heidi Klum. Uh, Heidi Clue. Well, she's a mutual family friend,

a mutual family family. She's a

friend, and she's a friend of Tim Gunn's family. Not a friend in real life. She's a friend of the family for two guys.

Oh, I see. They just coincidentally worked on that show together.

Yes, exactly which they were so happy about. By the way. Finally, they said, Well,

if you're fashion biz on everything, why did you get just a kiddie pool? Why didn't you go down to mood or something?

Well, well, we all know when you go down

to mood mood move for

and I

just remember that I think that was one of the jingles that caught on the least, right? It was Guinness said it was the least popular jingle.

Wow.

Yeah, even printed. Never heard.

How did they even printed that? Never hurt. How did they prove these sort of subjective mean things? They

did an exhaustive interview off every person on earth instead. Have you ever heard this? Now there was quite a scandal because they had to play it for them in order to ask them if they'd ever heard it. Now they've heard it. I'm so that was that. That was the year that they didn't have a Guinness book.

I say, You know, Bill, that's a really good point. Some of these Guinness's are starting to sound a little so little suspect. Okay, It's been such a big thing that I've hung my hat on for so many years. I'm starting to think, you know, I've been stupid, huh?

Well, I don't think that's true. I don't think that's a conclusion any of us should ever joke.

Don't you ever think about us? How may Sometimes.

Yes. Sometimes I do.

Sometimes I duke okay, Sometimes you dio I do. Sometimes I do think which I think

all look, the the educational system is brutal, harsh, mistress. And at some point, we almost think to ourselves.

Have I been stupid?

Yeah. You look back at your whole career and as an educator and ah, a shocking revelation sometimes is I've been stupid.

And it this is an interesting Segway into another part of graduation that we were planning. Ah, which of course, is ah, students. Biggest mistakes, Uh, where we are before we give them their diploma

Where here was titled It's gonna be titled. Do you think we forgot eso

just senior year? No, this is no list we've been keeping.

And it's also things that no one even knows

about that we have researched. So you will be making the the underclassmen attend the graduation, even though they're not graduating because they are also included in the You think we forgot montage?

Yes, it's anybody that's at the school currently

way got to be clear about this. The first half. The graduation is about the students, the seniors and all the other students. And the second half is about us. Yeah, The second half is about us graduating from the school and half we're still figuring out that

is gonna be a true half

ear's gonna be awaited half you know, the waited half being, you know, more than half.

Obviously, the kids are gonna look obviously the kids are going to lead the procession. They're gonna come out in the gowns. They're gonna run around the track once on, then we'll probably get into the same, um, where? Bigger lab. Lots of pomp and circumstance. I'll be, of course, driving the bus that I have cut the top off of and made it look like a Lamborghini. All

right. It looks exactly like a Lamborghini. Now

I'm imagining a bus, and now I'm picturing the top taking off this checks out.

Yeah. I drew a little, uh, Lamborghini sign that I'm gonna put on the Bluebird thing on the front. Change the brand would

mask you. Are the students going to run in a line or is it going to be more of a Pamplona feel?

It's a great question. We haven't thought about that at all.

I don't think would be better.

Why do

you have the bulls?

Yeah, we have some bulls if we need him. How many? I want to keep

seeing all of them eat

relation with the eyes

are darting back. And one for 50 to 52 for a beautiful mind. He's just counting you seeing pool. Just smile when he said, Way hit 100 20

way.

Yeah, we got enough bulls, I think way got about 1 to 1 Bulls

justices. This is something that I'm assuming you've thought about it and I feel foolish even asking the bulls will be in captain gowns. Is that correct?

Okay, we're asking because they were

graduating as well.

Well, the big question that

way not you. Do not

tell me the bulls have been

matriculated. Yes, it pulls every year way. Don't buy new bulls. They're growing and coming to the system. Just like our kids.

I feel an airless if I heard. And there and there I feel

as if I heard, uh, that

Howard got over 125. So approximately how Maney

bulls make up the student body at this point.

Unfortunately, we do have a lot of bulls that don't graduate. So where that's 100 25. Graduating were probably Would you guys say 600 bulls

under balls way have a make room for their parents as well? They're still alive or to attend. And what?

That's that's bulls and that staffers. And that's everything. I mean, this is this is

a lot of people

are. I'll tell you one have for I don't want to see their

okay. Died? Who are you talking about? Who's after?

Tell You won't know. It's my ex wife

way, Todd. If

anyone in your life. But are you Are you saying to your ex wife is an actual Okay? Yeah. Everyone

thought I was being offensive, but no, I married a cow I've married. Wait,

So you're saying every reference to yours? Your ex wife? In the history of his podcast? You've been referring to an actual cow.

Go back through it all makes sense. Like Kaiser says,

Theo, you've been married to both.

So he tricked us only just on solid. He was not the man that we thought he was A man who pretended to live

He broke a coffee cup And

now I see guys are so say all along

Waas a

next The music

just happens to musical with.

Hello. Was I out?

30 seconds. Your eyes were rolled fully back in your head.

I'll tell you what, Superintendent Mini pig Thank you for all. Thank you for all your support on these ideas. I haven't been here. I haven't supported a single. Haven't been hearing hard now. And that's all we

need. Yeah. Obviously we take anything less than a firm. No, as as a green light. Honestly,

you should. Because that's not the way it works.

Okay?

Someone who doesn't know how to drive. We're running the yellow. You know what I mean? That's right through on the L. A. We may not have the green, but we're not stopping.

And we're making a big show of touching the river card and then kissing our hand after

way. Absolutely. Because lucky

do you kiss your hand after you touch the Rufer before? Uh, both. Okay, so it's

just touch kiss. It's

a Sammy Sosa.

Uh,

so So, of course, way do have you here today to talk about what we've been talking about, which is the know mission accomplished. Graduation. Full support, the graduation slash wake for our retirement. Um,

So you also described it as you graduating in addition to the students. So now it's also awake.

Well, it's arse graduating, but we're definitely treating it like a wake. Would you all say that? Uh,

we're just assuming everyone's gonna really want to celebrate our life in our teaching Esther.

And yeah, I mean, like it. Very

much so. The open casket portion of the graduation

there were before open caskets. And we have will be

in character in the caskets goes ourselves. Uh,

wait. There is We will be playing fictionalized versions of ourselves in the casket. It's

not the first time. Not there's not the first time

Malkovich situation.

Yeah, What does that? What does that mean? But what will you be doing?

Well, each anymore will be more hoping Laurie will be more Seymour informed. If you tell me what you mean, will will be like stuff that we only say in our heads or maybe

were a little less

ordinary in real life. We're just gonna let it all go,

but you'll be in

caskets so it will

be rolled out in caskets. And then the the calypso music will play way caskets. Just like we should've burning. Because, yes, we are dying at Hamilton High School, but we will be reborn into whatever comes next.

Yes. And where,

unlike weekend at Bernie's, where he was just an animated corpse,

where was wrong? If we can get the okay on, um sort of the the the harnesses will need for the ascend into heaven portion of our

Walk me through this. Walk me through this.

Oh, well, yes. Harnesses attached to our belts. And then not the hardest part. Three Apache helicopters above the graduation.

What time? Three military helicopters. Military black.

Nobody's getting left behind. It's just hanging on this thing. Each one wire to

big paws. Big, different. I see what's going. Dibs on one of the helicopters. Big bones ribs. Now

I'm calling you now. It's causing us for because it's never happened. We've never pulled out a big pause, which is something we set up the beginning of this podcast and it never pause. Be something huge.

It is. You guys were planning on leaving me in the casket, and you guys were gonna send in those Apache helicopters leaving me as the lone dead man I am, you know. Yeah. Okay. You know, you know. Yeah, Actually, I'll get my own. I'll get my own day. I'm gonna get one of those Concorde jets

way we let you in. You started to escape with us, and then we blew your head off with a Shaka. Okay? This is not gonna be thistle

is a matter of public record. Now, hold on one second. I I'd like to hear about how this Concorde jet we'll replace Apache

already have. Well, basically, I'm gonna be laying in. It's gonna land in

the heart. That's my concern. No, you'll be pieces. Plane's gonna pull your ass. Teoh is gonna sound barrier. I'm gonna have slow down.

I'm gonna have a weight belt on, and it's gonna have It's gonna have It's gonna have to steel rods sticking up with a big ring on the end. And the Concorde's gonna fly with a little hook being behind

the pilot will pump the brakes,

the battle, pump the brakes. He'll get down to a manageable speed. He'll hook

on Teoh Dark night. This happened in the dark knight where a plane flies my hooks him out of the building.

Uh, okay, right?

Yeah, he has to go. Teoh

throws it out and it grabs him and he gets yanked out of the window. That's the inspiration for the idea. I did not consult with a stunt professional because I didn't have the money. But I did consult with a couple of friends who have seen that movie and they say

a couple of family friends. I've never seen

family friends who saw the movie Mutuals. Mutual favorite for mutual family friends with Christopher Nolan. Uh,

separate families, right?

Yes. Mutual friends help for families on, so everything will be fine. So I don't even need your Apaches. I got the Concorde. I got my little belt ring and I'm gonna be fine, and I'm gonna survive. Also,

Chris Nolan is making us go back to the theaters. Peace. He's making his fans. How daring Put out a movie cause I gotta go. How dare him Now, we haven't even

discussed any sort of ah cove In preparations for the graduation, we have discussed the students all running in a pack with rules.

And originally, of course, we did plan on doing this digitally. But we threw that plan out the window. We were going to do a video conference graduation, but we realized it just won't be the same. So we are doing it in person.

Yeah, I think we're willing to give up

the shake with right hand diploma with the

left. I think we're okay giving that up. We can, but I would like to do it in person, close chairs,

and I do think

I would

bring up the coded thing. And safety is really important because we do have some orders we need to talk about, Yes,

graduation orders. Yes,

Freshman said Shit about order. It's Air

Bud rules. There's nothing. There's nothing in the rule book that says you can't have hot past, perhaps at a graduation ceremony,

right? And it should be hot. So if we even get him up to lukewarm,

what's the weekend?

Just pass them around and they will heat up the past.

It's been frustrating trying to trying to pick the menu, though, uh, because they just have so many different options on the menu. It's been like they have, like, 40 different options, and we're like, Well, how the hell do we pick the ones that we we want for graduation? How do we know which ones are good?

Well, I put in my order. I put the what I

wanted tuna tartare on a one ton

Chris. I want that, and I will not budge on that.

See, that's a tough one bill, because it's a cold fish served in a hot outdoor area. That's right. Most of our dishes are meant to be cooked halfway and then heated up this week. Waiting

heat wave as well. It's gonna be brutally hot on the

way. The worst time every year.

Everybody out there bring whatever you can napkins fans for the graduation. Dumb because we have not figured out how to get there moving very well in there, so it will heat up.

Everybody's got a fan. There will be moving as

to the ord Irv's superintendent. Miniature piglets way decided way Have that. You're You're very welcome. Uh, we've decided that maybe you could help us pick between someone's were trying to decide on

Oh, yeah,

but we don't want your We don't want your opinion to be right

side from Bill.

Yeah. Yeah, well, just remembered something colored

by too much by presentation or, you know, things that would maybe flavor change your mind that aren't about the flavour. So we've got another orders, and we've dipped them each and water just so that you can kind of tell the difference between the water. Yeah, you know, they're dipped in water just so I because if you're just judging, it based on how they actually look. You're not judging the flavors,

but I wouldn't judge them on just the way they looked. At some help, people judge food at all. I would I would taste them and say What tastes good?

Well, if you don't want water, we should

do something else. You know what water we could do something else to obscure the Look

what we did, if you don't have to. We did a few things I don't want want

anything to obscure the look

way. Can't trust. Yeah,

that's that's not negotiable. We're going obscure the look

way. We're curious spirits.

We are by so many blindfolds. We've been

burned by them.

We are. We keep getting blindfolds that air like mawr for, like a bedroom play so you can still kind of see through them. And they're not exactly what we're looking for. A full field. Obviously, our last plan forwards were just saran wrap, which was insurance. They're bland.

You are so boring. Okay, so let's just do the first taste test here. I don't want to give you too many clues, but as you can see, it's a small little bite sized piece.

Yes, it's the suit sodden mess.

And there's a little condiment cup on the side. E tell you what.

All right, it's It's Ah, it's very green. So it might be one of the like that that that that economy you get with Indian food, right? Right. So what? It's called men. Maybe it's a jelly bean. Chili. All right, we just dip this wet order. If into this

you don't wring it out there. Don't try it out. Keep it way napkins for your face.

So I was about to ring out this food. I do apologize ever out the rules. Tip it in here and ah, the smell is certainly remarkable. Very strong smell.

Good thing.

Not a food

smell. Smell like a new house. Maybe. Sort of. Yes, yes,

Interesting. All right, down paying could definitely reaction.

That's where there's one. There's 11 flavor that's definitely stronger, overpowering everything. It z getting the people who are very well was the textures could be what was could be what was cooked me, what was going on. It waas. I'm Detective. Hey, a top note middle note and bass note of house paint and

saying, Well, you didn't get the pain Haven't heard against

you. Try to focus on what was inside of the paint but can't really is obvious.

Yes, To make it more

fair. Yeah, Yeah, I'm having a

difficulty with the taste because, really, the the pain is very strong. And as far as texture goes, it has been dipped in water and then in pain. So it's very difficult for me to determine what the with the texture is. And I don't I don't feel good.

Okay, well, let's just tell you, we're no worse. One waas That was a mini corndog dipped in mint jelly, covered in

paint way. No mustard way said we don't want mustard with this damn corn dog. We won't met jelly. I'm going to say, Even though I

couldn't taste all of those varietals, I will say that many corndog dipped in mint jelly is a no go for me. I wouldn't I wouldn't put that on

the night. We'll strike that one

for you. Just avoid that trade when it goes.

Yes, you don't. Don't touch that. But so but you expect other people to eat that. But you just will know not to eat that for us.

If I see you fucking eaten

it. Many pig will be like

you said. You didn't want

this shit and I'm gonna shame you in front of everyone.

Bill, this is very surprising. I thought I waas high status here, but now my status low

were no way. Love you. We just

We love you, but we love to play with status occasionally. I

don't like to be told. No. So any time we do something stupid, it was the other person's fall.

So here's this is a new one for you. This is a little cone of your little Okay. Yes. Sorry. String could be little kind of little string. Okay, let's

see it again. It's a sudden did V little lump don't

wear. We did get it when you think you

know it, it's what I cannot tell. I would not even guess the cone shape if I hadn't been told.

Let me just give it one more spritz just to make sure it's wet enough. There is. All right.

All right. Now

we're quick cooked. You slip

it in There. Is

this also paint? Yeah. Why? Don't hold on. Let me let me crank this

spray or up really quick. I think I

can see some seven. With the size. Yeah, I'll crank up the spray or you get it, but I am really? That's a That's a power washer. You get it, Sam, You're getting many pig to. I'm sorry. Many big

please. I don't wanna drown in this dinosaur costume.

Famous last words.

All right, So you got what is a blank with some blinking.

Well, you've really dispersed most of the item here. There's not much I can pick up like a little crumb here and then dip it in. The Russia was on too strong. This is paint as well, right?

Wear it. Yeah. Yeah. There is pain on there that we could have been.

It's like this one. Look

like I if I know a face, that's a liking face, maybe big.

I'm relieved. You doing the life cereal commercial? Yeah, Yeah, I I feel,

is if I enjoyed this one a little bit more just because the power wash had, uh, just disintegrated most of the food, and so that meant less area for paint to cover. And so, um, it, um still mostly it's just paint. Well,

that was That was a cone of uncooked bacon with string

inside, which which are great to pass out eyes little aboard with little holes in the country. I mean, I'll have to take your word for

it Will cook in the heat. Obviously

eso you chew it and then you pull out the string and

you throw it on the ground.

Yeah. The idea for the stream was flawed because you know how you get bacon stuck in your teeth and floss. It's too thick for that. But but for the inspiration comes from its

going to remind you to floss.

That's what I thought I got padre grade floss because I have a little more space between my teeth. So I have to buy a thicker flaws. And I forgot

that, but loss for you or wife?

Well, what do you think? Based on our earlier conversation? Yes. Well,

I don't tell your house You've got your towels really thin. Yeah, with top of the speech last

week in your teeth. It almost looks like your mouth is full of piano keys.

Okay. Okay. Well, this is actually a sore subject for May to apologize. Well, Howard dropped a piano on my head and I have piano out of tune piano keys in my mouth. Right now,

I will see your voice is a little bit more dissident today.

You want to try our signature cocktail? Oh, those were intended certain. Many pig

is an interesting one, not only not only because of what the cocktail is, but also the style of service

cocktails at a high school graduate. People

are saying this is too adult for the graduation, but we say it's not for the kids

converge in. And

this part I doing line because I do have a severe, crippling drinking problem, Bill.

So I'm going to quickly prepare the cocktail.

Corbett's man, Here's my bottles. Clink. I feel shame and down I sink.

He knows

he knows. He knows I have a red No.

Oh, this is a song from the perspective of Rudolph. That's rude, All right. Off singing to the rich man

that Rudolph the Red Nosed Alcoholic,

will you?

Yeah. I'm gonna quickly make the cocktail here. I just need some yellow five. I

need some blue three horns in the water and I'm gonna put it the shaker

here that make sure you can hear it shaking cause you're that little ball inside.

Okay, Okay. That was good. Shake it.

Where they Absolutely for this. When we call this one a sprint, sir. So you're just gonna close your eyes and open your mouth, and we're gonna sprints it right?

That's not what a spritzer is, though.

But that's a week.

Oh, fair enough

during. Okay. All right. Uh, don't say it's on the doctor's office. Wake that. Who's like

the death of the theater?

Yes. You can say are outside of a doctor.

I forgive me. I have to go outside and spit three times and run around the house. I'll be regular. Okay? This one's just he He's fast right back. Humid in this costume.

Just said the neighbors look at their window on all this. I was a fast dinosaur. Spit out some yellow blue, run back in. Okay,

all right. Ready for my cocktail, Which I'm

offices. Friends might be paid, but oh! Oh, a

lot. 00 Oh! It's

really How is a scolding my throat? Who'll think card is a taste

like bait? I was praying that Would you said blue. That crystal whoa is that the blue would

Yes, of course I was blue. But no, that's not it. It's blue. Mint jelly is what we have

with a Rustoleum chaser.

Yeah, there's about a centimeter of blue mint jelly and a rustoleum hand that is full of little strips of that.

So your cocktail, your signature cocktail does include food? Yes.

We forgot to put the cocktail in. Yeah, that's what I'm realizing. We just We just met with part of the foods we've already serving Our mistake. Maybe we'll take this one off the

We'll take

any alcohol in there at all.

Well, do you wish you many big

You're going to the school dish.

You were not rails. Many pig

coming over in a dinosaur costume trying to get wasted when we're trying to work on graduation. Come on. This is our big Haram. Our first and last hurrah.

Give us the go ahead or

go on a little bit. You've been a part of the Hamilton High family for many years. You've been part of the school district for Betty years said, uh, thank you. It didn't compliment

a lot of people. A lot of people acknowledge don't acknowledge that we've been here. They say you're a blemish that will never even give you

a lot of times, people. Well, I see you, but it doesn't sound good.

And people are also like, Hasn't there been a bunch of years where you guys went? Other places and we're like, Shut up,

E wish Teoh, acknowledge your years of service.

Thank you,

Toe Hamilton in the school district. And at this point, I feel would be cruel to deny you anything. This is, as you say, your first and last hurrah. I know you've meant a lot to what

we do. Have a dessert for you to try. You do find that I just wanted to get back to the desert because it is melting. Wait.

Alright. Just don't try the dessert real

quick. Not really sure, really. Quickly. I

need to char up the top of this desert. Oh, where you hit it Out. You have to char it out.

It's a creme brulee.

Don't forget to try our over the top.

Did I say charm it? Charo, top

Get You see? Okay. Todd has been sufficiently Charles.

Just lightly say Gucci. Gucci Overtop.

Now this is very green. This desert

that that narrow down what it could be.

Well, I'm gonna be

honest. I'm a little frustrated, Charles. The whole idea is we don't want to base it off the look. It's the flavor. And you keep judging the greenness and the look. We worked so hard

green. And it's because of paint.

Same bullshit we've been getting from the district the whole time. We come in with a great idea that everyone all the talk about the problems with it. We know the paint taste bad. What about the 15 Booth? She?

That's a very compelling argument saying,

Yeah, we know we are unacceptable employees. But what about our heart?

Yes, Much like the food, our heart is in the right place, even if our actions are covered in disgusting paint.

I know I've crashed every test car that schools ever had as drivers, that teacher. But what about the times they put on my seat belt before that?

The aren't rights are getting less compelling. Okay, let me try this. Deserve real quick.

Make sure you break the shell on top

thistle spoon tapping

good Cravy show. I'm just about what's ever inside the train.

Just eat the paint.

You don't know that Well,

I don't know why I'm doing this, but oh yes, it's made.

You didn't even get a big taste helping one surface. Please were just supposed to be tasted importance. But this looks like this is enough. Where, in a restaurant,

if you eat the whole thing, you get it for free.

E. No, there are multiple, another multi Putin's and it's meant to share. But eat the thing

and that is how it will be served. A graduation will be start for like a birthday dessert spoons or have a drink with

place. Can we never got a dio coverted prevention at all things part of it, but you're offering a communal spoons dish. Ho. Would you

rather have the do sheriffs food

likability do that? We can do that.

All right, we'll do one spoon. Big Desert.

While you're making me do it,

that's a big helping. There we go. Way goodbye.

Yeah, you may I ride down on that so so

you can, but it's a bit of a prank. Self, what

with what does that Until

just check it out, you'll find out. Let's just say it might not have much resistance.

The's big shock. Big shop. Why pull the stick of gum things? But it's a sofa that's electrocuted, but I

don't see that one cushion if you sit on the left.

Asher. Yeah, try the Oh, there's only one shocker. It's like the gum you pull out, but as spikes in it. But it's the left cushion.

Yeah, but seriously, the middle cushions.

Why, all right, What if I just want to stand?

That's an option.

Yeah, but that middle kitchen looks great. So

dizzy from the bain. It all right? I know I shouldn't, but I'm going to sit on the middle. Cushion

will be full pay. It would

be shocking because you got you with a

hard slap. It's left me very are that's That's one of our mutual family friends dressed up like, Oh, it's butter bean. But it's just like Whoopi Goldberg.

It's nice to know you better be.

What is your favorite song to say?

Okay, come up Marin. Favorite song to see Yeah, no one's ever asked

me that before. I do love Well, it's a song that I was taught when I was a child by my dear grandfather, who came over here from the old country. Ah, Which one was it? Sold? I was just here. Wagon? Yeah. Yes, the country of this year. Wagon A guard was a with a true is this

early country Early

on, this is the first country That was a sentence. Correct. But even that is maybe not a phrase a friend's phrase. This who wish the president of disease here wagon.

Well, it was a prime minister ignorance and his name was cheer ALS maxi pad.

Okay, It's a similar name. Two years?

Oh, I guess so. I hadn't thought

about that, but yes, that's true. Hey, he was the first Prime Minister.

This is the

national anthem of this year,

Teoh. Because I love my heritage where this goes out, Maxie bad!

So you are this year, wagon ese.

I'm I'm a this year Wagga wag only in And I'm of this year we're going in dissent And this'd is the This is the national anthem of this stand stud! Stand for the flag! The flag of our nation It ain't no rag Stein Stein, Rise to your feet!

This here! Why Gun can be beat. We have we have as we march along way have had we saying this song Rise, rise, Stand on your shoes This here Where again? Goodbye blues. I can

see why it's your favorite. Just beautiful.

You'll forgive

me. I forgot about that lyric stand on your shoes.

Yes, you did forget about it. But I remembered it because my favorite song to sing

the tears Air Very moving, Mr Todd

Green Thing is, this can't be good. My tears literally a crying green paint.

So can we do it or not? Many pig Wes up.

Well, I think what I was saying before was given all of your years of service blemished as they may be, I can't find it in my heart to deny you anything, even though all that you're proposing goes against everything that anyone would want out of a graduation. But this is a monumental occasion and teachers are more important than students. So agree. Do it, do it all you It's just fucking do it.

Wow! You fucking do it.

That's I don't know if you're sick, are really supportive, but I really appreciate it.

I feel if I can see a bright light shining before me and run towards urges to walk towards

Run, run, run. Many making did say that you were coming over here to pitch us something right. He also had something you wanted to pitch. Bill Israel Quick. I wanted to give him his time. Rial Queen

Way took enough of your time with our pitch. Maybe we'll give you a couple of minutes here at the very end to do you

think you want to do just see through it.

I'm pitching a musical based on a based on the Hamilton High School, and it's called Hamilton Eyes Cool

Hamlets in High School Musical.

No, not Hamilton High School, The Musical Hamilton High School musical. I

get rid of the article.

It's a it's so it's a let so it's no, it's Let's

get this done situation because I have very little time left on this earth due to all the paint that I ingested, and I'd really like to get this done. So if you could invest each of you Ah, just dip into your retirement funds and give me a This would make you angels as they're called in the theater. Uh, if you could give me each one 1,000,000

I wish I was home could have seen his pinky come up to the end of his Tyrannosaurus rex Mass for

that. Where is that from? What is that?

Where is a $1,000,000

from? Yeah, sounded

familiar, But maybe it was just a demand. And maybe he was recognized, but he recognized it from the song. Um well, I buy the things that I spy with my little eye How well I shop

bad Wait till I drop Storefronts go by I've got to go to the o Ah The pain is catching up to me Everything faster Everything's going dark. Oh, should I give it mouth to mouth? What is CDC say?

Uh, let me look it up. Should I went to D C D.

It's all right. Don't bother. I know my time is go.

No, no, no. Come

on, come on.

Shut the up.

I have never heard someone say Don't bother my

last words, Please.

No, no, no. We'll save you. Don't

worry. Oh, don't do it. Don't save me. We're going to be responsible for your last words. Get that tell you I wouldn't worry. Hit something. This

is a lot to watch.

We're not speaking anyway, So don't worry about it. Oh, I'm so sorry. Please do leak my last words to Entertainment Weekly so they could put it in a word. Cloud a phrase cloud like they like to do. His last

words were pleased. Leak my last word so they could put it in a word

cloud. We gotta put him out of his misery.

Sure, I'm going to die if you do not have to shoot me, let me just live video way. I'm sorry, Todd. No. Todd! Todd! I care about you. Todd. What do your last words?

Please said my last words to Entertainment Weekly so they could put it in

the fucking thief. You

guys, I don't know what we gotta do.

Were you Carlos Mencia? E guesses. Parallel thinking, huh? OK,

well, that's his last words. What? No, You got a little thinking. Oh, goodbye. Oh, no. Oh, Charles, Many pig. We barely knew you wait Time to get to know you The years we worked with you. Hello? Shut up, Todd. Yeah, Diet Teoh. We really appreciate you enabling us on your way out. Oh, and Todd, Hang in there, buddy.

Guys, I just got a email. Uh, from hello Michelle Obama? No. Yes. What's it say? It says, Hey was going through my spam saw this. You'll need ah speaker Still what does she only mountain Georgia? Everybody uses y'all. Oh, no. Do we get her to do it a

little. But I didn't get copied on

this I BCC view.

Oh, I see it.

I'm going back to life. You know, about an email that you received. Wake up many pig. No IBC Seat him on the original email so he can't be replied to by Michelle. Wake up many bigs. Who? Someone loves me for me. 00 he's back. He's back from

beyond the grave. Like a ghost or a zombie.

Did you see heaven? Good zombies don't talk. Well,

who's saying brains then?

Well, that's all they say. They're not saying who is Someone

got shot with my friend.

Oh, that's straight through

many big and went into Todd Heart.

Feel anything That was a clean, clean shot.

Sorry. Many because you saw it having to do. And Todd, I'm sorry for what I did. Do

many big. We gotta email from Michelle Obama. Do we go star? What do we dio? Michelle Obama? Many Michelle Obama. Why is that familiar experts, lady, Keep going. Somebody She was Somebody put him in the in

the pantry and close the door. Barocco ball, Of course.

Right. Okay, so it's Brock. But his wife and she when she was first lady, she had the whole Her whole thing was was heart, health and fitness. That was like,

No, I remember that lady. She's She was married to Brocco. Bob Who? She was his wife, Actually. I didn't know that. You thought she just lived in the house? Many pig. I thought there

were two separate people. I didn't realize that They

are two separate people. Barack and her are separate people.

Okay? Owed

Okay. They they are. They definitely are. Think they're the same person?

No, I don't think that

your blood

our new little condescending No,

I didn't mean to be listened. Many pig. It's a mistake. A lot

of its superintendent. My status has reached for

91

one. This is Todd Tadre, and I think

it is a phone in there. E

No, it's not one of those. Please, please. This one's really

thank you. We don't want any.

Okay? What did you try? to sell to 911 tied. They say we don't want any,

uh, pennies. Pennies.

Was she in this? Stop calling here. We're not buying your pennies. This is for emergencies only.

This is an emergency. My friend tried to shoot a ghost, and it went through the ghosted into my heart.

Who's ever gonna believe that you're the boy who cried pennies Goodbye.

All right, well, it looks like we got a clean go ahead on graduation.

Do Tails, Howard way

Got to do the intro. At the end. We'll

put this Will put this slide for Pete Todd Rent. Todd flatline himself for sympathy

for those pacemakers. Does more services than

just later, gentlemen. Flatline. Add on type guy, but his pacemaker tricked out. Gentlemen. Thank

you for listening, Teoh. This episode of the Teacher's Lounge, the first bested only podcast pertaining to your element to the Hamilton

Todd, Todd is your have a deejay. Oh! Oh, good. It's

had a tugboat. Now we can't help you. And I think I think you're

to celebrate your birthday out there. Let me hear you

guys. I think I'm gonna go and get started on dinner. You guys want positive.

Yeah, We'll make the call on Michelle Obama later if we want her to just take over if we want to do our ceremony. Ah, but ah yeah, I guess I guess what? Well, I guess that's it. I'm not used to doing the out. The intro is the outro. Now, I don't know how to end the damn episode.

Well, let's make dinner. And until then, we just kind of, you know, stay Flippy.

Yeah, Stay, Stay Flippy slipping.