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i get a can we get some levels? Let's go around the horn here, Todd. Give me give me something in my ears.

Good morning. This is Todd Padre.

This just sounds like a -- I'm fine. -- announcement.

I'm doing well. Okay. Emotionally, I've never had a problem. I don't know what you wanna hear from what?

What's the fucking I don't know. No. No. I'm we're just doing levels fine. I just

want no. I can't just fill space all the time.

We wanna hear from you. You could've just said you could've listed your favorite color is Todd. Yeah. Check 1,

2, you Oh, yeah. List of favorite colors, then I say red, and everyone's like, he's angry because he said red. No.

Todd, we're not

gonna think that hard about it. Alright? Jesus. Just chill out. Alright. Yeah. Bill hit me with yours. Red. Hit me with yours, Bill. I guess I'm doing okay. I've feel a little stressed. No. I need you hitting up in the morning. I can't sleep in the morning. Kids in the morning. Sleep in the morning. Sleep in the morning. So you wish you therapy, guys. And I can't sleep in the morning and it's stressing me out. Okay. There we go. You have a little bit. Whoa. Okay. Yeah. You sound 1, 2, sheep, 3, counting sheep to try to get sleep in the morning. Is that good? Yeah. You sound you sound good. Same to me something.

What's happening? It's Sam Weatherman and I'm pretending to be

happy.

Life is very scary and it's not bothering me right now, and I'm starving, but I didn't have any food in the morning. So I'm just gonna yell through lunch until I get some food, baby. We

gotta get in the morning.

Our mornings are My morning routine is stuff. I have not been able to sleep in the morning. I don't know if that's what I'm wondering routine. Well, I wake up at 9AM. I'm 2 hours late for school.

Good. Good. And

then I get my coffee. Usually, a double thick black in a short glass. I

rarely hear coffee described by its thickness.

Well, if it's nasty, thick. Yeah. Because

you're doing Jimmy's thick coffee. The new place down on on fourteenth Street.

Yes. They what they're saying is, don't take off, Jimmy's thick coffee. Kodak coffee. Don't waste the ground. Yeah. That's sort of their philosophy. So it doesn't go through a strainer. It just goes into the hole.

Yeah. And it's also

don't waste the ground. The whole ground has something on Absolutely. A ton of it is unused. Yeah.

He's also selling old refrigerators out of there. For refrigerators in the parking lot. Oh, from Jimmy's thin fridges. That's right. Yeah. It's all thin fridges. They're made Most of them are made to hold only sodas sideways. So with the soda can't all the way up, do not pull from the bottom.

People just expect you to have room for a fridge in your apartment? It's like, no. Well, we know I don't.

Howard, give me the headphones here. Take

the headphones. Here we go. I'm gonna do a do a quick I'm gonna show you guys how this what I needed for you. Just

before we move on, mini fridges were the rave, thin fridges or the new

rain. Fenny fridge. I'm glad we went back for that. Thank you so much. Here. Take the headphones. I'm gonna show you guys exactly what I need from you guys in the future. When I say go to levels,

i I have never heard a condescending mic check, but this was the first 1. Let's see how it goes. Here we go.

Here we go. And Howard Levis, here on the ones in 2, 3. Jesus, Jesus, sick. You're not sick. You both feel fine.

I honestly feel sick to my bored stomach. Okay. If that makes sense. Yeah.

My stomach is super sick, but I'm so bored. Okay. Alright.

Well, let's try to hold in. Sick boredom. And let's just get your levels right while I ride the lines here.

Okay. Here. Yeah. Here we go, Howard, 123, check 1, 3, close.

Close. Close. 3. How did you miss the 2 idioms?

Well, you don't need it. It doesn't need I actually have to hear the 2 to make sure you're low alright. Okay. 1, 2 Way off. I didn't even hear any. Okay. You know what? I'm I you guys, I did sleep well this morning. Okay? So can we please

oh, no.

Oh, bad morning, too. Yeah.

Well, let everybody say your favorite

thing about your morning routine on 3123.

Terry up the crossword.

Mine's

falling out of bed.

My name is my morning toilet. Your morning toilet?

Oh my god. Have you heard their new album?

Yeah. I heard I heard that the singer I heard

that the singer records

his vocals inside AAA high school shower, a 4 way. Oh, really? Yeah. That's why it sounds so roomy.

That's I just

don't love the exhaust fan that's on the whole time. It's very loud. But I appreciate he's getting the stink out of the recording, Chris.

Oh. Because you could hear it. For sure. That is honestly something that we need is to get stink

out of the recording. Well, he can't he kept he kept saying instead of turn my headphones up, he said, turn turn the stink up. He's like, I'm turning the stink up. Can I get more stink in my nose, bones? What I'm saying? Have you guys seen You can feel it in the tubes. You can

feel the

you finished the BLA. Yeah. Alright. Well, we should get it going. Let's go ahead. Go ahead, kick it. There we go. Let count. Now now now now. Now now,

teachers.

I'm not gonna put the real theme song into this episode. If you guys are just gonna do that,

you're not having Oh, are you withholding though? Oh, are we sure we didn't work for you?

I'll edit this episode. It's

fine. Yeah. Right. Okay. Well, I would Ties does not take that long to edit. I'm so quick and effort.

I really appreciate all you've done for the show, Howard. But I would honestly love to see what Todd did with an episode.

Okay. Todd, you you're taking the reins off

this episode today. As far as been edited by Howard, and this episode will be edited. By Todd.

Yeah. So we'll see what that means. But folks, welcome to another episode of The Teachers Lounge, your first best and only podcasts pertain to issues relevant to Hamilton. Furiously writing down timestamps in a notebook for some reason right now. I don't know why. Just gotta keep track of everything after you're a good editor. Yeah. Sorry. I entered. And now it's fine. It's the last thing Let's take that

again clean.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of The Teachers Lounge The First Best and only podcast pertaining to issues relevant to the Hamilton High School community. I, of course, am your friend, Howard. Levis, your biology teacher, and the most even keeled fellow on the campus

is what they say. Right?

I'm

here with my buddies. Go ahead and introduce yourselves. Hey.

What's up in Sammy Weatherman? That right, I'm teaching the drivers, Ed. I'm taking care of the mental health of all the students. And of course, COVID officer. That's right. I'm making sure everybody complies. And half the school has gotten hazmat suits.

Yes. Hello, Bill Kravi, assistant basketball coach, head teacher in the home ec department, and I am feeling good about our game this week. And not to not to bring you down at all, but there is only 1 teacher in the home ec department. Right? So far so far, yes. And I'm the number 1 a couple of students that are trying to show me how to use the showing machine. The showing machine. The showing machine, which I call that's what I call the overhead projector. The showing machine, I cannot figure out how to use it. Pretty simple machine. They're like, you use this. You don't spit on it and wipe it with your hand to get just

use another sheet. Well,

that's what I says is I talk a big spit And then I wipe it off, and they're like, just use another transparency. And

you can hock a big spit that isn't a loogie. Yeah. It's a huge difference. Obviously, you wouldn't clean it with a loogie No. I hold water spit in my mouth

for the majority of the class. Yeah. Well, you teach. And my I let it pool in the corners. And I, you know, I teach And then at the end, I'll do a big drool onto the The clean off the overhead shower. Yes. Exactly. Showing showing machine. But they're upset about that this week. Anyway, they taught padre

to

my left. Hi, Todd padre, theater on TikTok is at TTP feminist,

which hasn't really turned into the thing you thought it would. What

do you mean?

Well, I've seen the viral the the newest viral trend. So many people, it's a So many people are duetting you, but it's not exactly making you look good. Well, any publicity is good publicity, and this -- Right. -- publicity is what I call it. Pobicity. Yeah. But

yes, people are taking some of my videos and they are suggesting that there's toilet paper all around. And so there's different people did a super stitched thing where 1 person was pulling toilet paper out of my butt and that they were using that to explain why grunting so

much at least yet. And that idea went almost like the toilet paper went around the whole world. Right? People kept advocating

him. And so I brought the world together.

So then

someone in, you know, for someone in the US.

They were taking the whole thing was people were were were sort of stretching a piece of toilet paper across image of a sort of welcome to Canada. Welcome to China.

Welcome to

japan. The big sign at the airport. And that was the big 3. Yeah. And all of this

1 right there. The big 3.

China, Japan. Of course, the big 3. And this is this toilet paper? This 1 long strand of toilet paper? Connect did to your foot. Whoa. Hey, and I can relate. Because I did see a couple videos where the robot voice goes, this man doesn't know. He has toilet paper on his shoe, and it's tricking across the world to China, Japan, and Canada. Well, that's the thing. I love that 1.

You know, it started with the 1 where they were using the toilet paper to justify my grunts in the video. Mhmm. And it was like, oh, there's got a lot of paper in his butt. But then the whole thing became coincidentally unrelated. Of course. I did have a long t p on my shoe for a long time. Uh-huh. For an entire walk and talk video that I shot --

interesting. -- directed,

edited,

and could not figure out how to get the t p out. So

you shot it and directed it and were the star of it. Because that's 1 thing when you're doing it -- Mhmm. -- in a play, but it's tougher to actually hold the camera direct yourself and be in it when you're recording. You think it was tough? Have

you seen my videos? I am acing this, baby. But yeah, it's actually easier for me. So I took the notes. I took the notes. And the walk talk is

women need to be get more respect in the household.

about

Can we give women a little more respect in the household? And it's the whole every video I make is feminism in the household. And they're

eventually gonna get more civics. Right? They're gonna get aims civics And they know what are you talking about? Women.

In more respect,

in the household. Okay. Hold on. Who where? Hold on. Hold on. Yes. Of course. So let me ask this 1 question I have, which I think is 1 of the biggest questions about tiktok tiktok, which which you do have a couple of times. I've got live You have been invited to

tikTok. I tried to Which is Lyme's disease TikTok. Yes. Well, I tried to do 1 that was, like, Women should be respected in the woods, and I got lying to me.

Which the message of that 1 is I think absolutely I think a lot people think of, like, camping and sort of outdoors the activities as male dominated space, dominated. Dominated. Yes. They think of it as a male dominated space, and you put out a TikTok that was just trying to sort of recontextualize

the artboard. And it's so

crazy because you Something about the tics they knew to get on you. You could hear them -- The chatter. -- what they were like, I've never had a tic If you've ever heard a tick gallop, they were galloping after you in the woods, and

they connected. You almost kinda had like sort of a superhero thing going where your full skin was covered in a in a tight, black sort of, shiny. Yeah.

You there was not a square inch of your scan that could be seen v because of the dicks

via the I. Yeah. I mean, you could see it maybe through a heat thing or whatever, but in the eye, you couldn't see enough.

But yeah. With the naked eye, which we

love. I'm sure we would love. How about how? The

nastiest eye, the naked eye -- Uh-huh. -- you could not see your skin --

no. --

with the naked

eye.

No. So I was tick man for a while. When I was trying to film women deserve art straight in the woods and got surrounded by ticks because of the scent of I don't know my energy. And to the naked eye, you couldn't see my body. Okay.

Sorry. I wanna go back to my question really quickly that before we got into the TICS portion of this story. But -- Tic portion. -- the comments in your TikTok, which is t p feminist.

You can't reach for you. Good for you. You caught your son. Ahead. Also,

todd, you're you're lying. Every comment has been replied to. And don't say aren't for you. I saw your assistant printing out the comments so you can read them on a big sheet of paper

because Well, Charles is supposed to do the printouts in costumes so people don't know.

He did. But we knew it was And we knew it was he said I'm mister Sanders. And we're like, you're colonel

sanders? Oh, you said colonel seed printing out the comments on my take time. That makes more sense to me.

I I also don't know if you saw this, but he was printing in color. I don't know if you had budgeted for that.

Yeah. He kept saying, this is my new secret recipe.

Well, no. I don't have that budget. So thank you, Sam. You're welcome. So at least he did front and back in 8 different pages to a page and tried to make it every single thing small. Yeah.

Now real quick, before we got off

the colonel Sanders

thing, the ultimate question for me is, which is in the comments. Everybody's asking it. It's the only comment that keeps repeating itself is Is this Todd padre feminist? And there happens to be a toilet paper theme? Or is this the toilet paper feminist? What is the TikTok exactly? Late.

Right. It is Todd podrick feminist. Let's make it clear.

Okay. I don't

good. There were some comments from different accounts that I'm not aware of who controls the accounts. Explaining it, I thought very clearly and unangrily. Right. And those common centers, I appreciate my fans making comments like that. Everyone that's commenting this is the greatest content.

BP feminist. I've opened yeah. BP feminist. Which is not Which It's an oil spill. Yeah. Let's just say there were some dirty ducks in that tiktok. Well,

they're trying to change their their look their reputation by going fem hard feminist, but we didn't forget about the oil.

Right. Well Well, how to respect a woman on the rig? Very On the oil rig was interesting. Yeah. And so

yeah. That's typically

a male dominated space.

And it's offshore oil rigs. Space. It is space too. It is. Well, you know, but it's it it this is I'm so glad that you're seeing the TikToks and glad the world is responding to them. Yes. Because I am fed up with these kids here who and this parents and whatever. The the play's all theirs. Do whatever you want. I got my TikTok now, baby. So I'll show up to rehearsals, and I'll direct them, but the the 2 times Have you

relinquished control? Have you given have you given your the the students' roles beyond what the parents

showed up. The fuck they want.

I don't care about that. You can Todd is a little upset because this week, a bunch of the parents, found out that most of the roles were going to him, so they audited the class. The parents came in and said, no. Peter Pan should be picked by Bobby. First time adults had ever supervised your class. It actually should have happened years ago. Yeah. Yes. Okay. Okay.

So you calm down.

Well, no. It's just it was stressful already because people said, well, they're gonna come in and audit you. And so then I'm looking my files and call and wesley snipes up and I'm like, hey, we're fucked again, dude.

We're fucked. Yeah. We do we do each other's taxes. You do a

handshake kill. You go say, this is how we think they should be done.

Yeah. We do, you know

snipes did yours right. And then he got arrested. I I

am sorry, Wesley. I am sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

You're saying that like you've said it to him before, Is this the first time you've apologized? Yes. Of course. I

can't I won't return his calls. I I put the guy in jail. It's Blake. It's Blake. It's Blake. That's a blessing. And by the way, he rude me. They based all the vampires off of my body type and I didn't get a credit. Of your property type? Yes. The vampires in play look just

like I actually did. We saw

blade together and you all looked at me. I will say. I also

you guys know, I bought the Blu ray. I brought the Blu ray of the trilogy and watched all the special features. You

love the trilogy.

I do. He's talking

about blade all the time.

Blade 3 is incredible. And I bought the trilogy and watched all the special features, and there actually is an interview with the character designer where he sort of shows his his art space where he did all the concept drawings. Artsburg. And he said, this is the first Fucked

it out. It's all Todd. Dog, you

went in for modeling for the for the whole vampire. He showed he actually showed the the sort of gray sort of gray model that he he sculpted of the original Yeah. And you were standing on a table with your head in the ceiling, trying to disguise your identity, but you were getting paid for a modeling job, and you were, like, it's not I heard it in the documentary

over and over again.

What?

It's not made. You're telling this whole story like it's something I did. Listen to the voice in the ceiling.

Okay, Todd.

Why even It's not if you can't say you can't say both. It's not Todd, and it's not me because it's not me after it's not Todd. It's

an addition that

it's Todd. And, Todd, this isn't a thing you need to be ashamed of. If I If a character Not done. It's not me. If a character in the blade trilogy was based on me, Howard Levis, I would be singing it from the room. Killed right away.

Killed right away. Well, what was the big problem?

you? Do you think a vampire would eat you? I

Would eat

would certainly hope so. Well, you work

well, they do. You work.

They do. They do. Yeah.

Remember that part of you?

Yeah. I do. I thought we were beyond Wallace and Grommet did use you for some of the drawings. Right? Specifically the mouth and the teeth and the

smile.

Yeah. Yeah. I actually did sit in. I sat in on for a for a session. I sat with the artist for a long time, And he actually he said he's never had to he's never had to take so few artistic liberties with with his a model. Well,

obviously, those waltz and Grommets are totally claymation,

but they

are also photorealistic to how you look. Right. You have big

clay teeth with no space in between. Now if people don't They have been fired. The clay has been fired and hard, but they are big Well, it's their ceramic implants.

had your teeth electrically pulled and replaced with clay teeth -- I did. -- during the pottery wild ages? I did. Pottery wild. They just I had my my teeth

You

that's what I wanna say. The

nineties. The nineties when everybody was going, oh, that's for pottery.

Yeah. Oh, did you guys listen to pottery not zippers? Just a little bit. Just a little bit of it. Now if people don't know what we look like, I think a wonderful opportunity would be to go and watch Netflix's sexy beast They used 1 of us for each of the beasts.

That's right. So what? We're not gonna tell you what to do. Yeah. I will give you a

little

hint for me check out the poster.

Okay. Little hit. And that's all. Right.

Yep. That's right.

Yeah. I I actually they based me, or they based a lot of the characters on the masked singer on what I look like in real life.

Right? Really? Yeah. A lot of the a massacre, but you look like depending on your

mood that day. Depending.

Yeah. But fellas, we

are

note to edit -- Toilet paper. -- cut that out. A toilet paper. A

toilet paper in your throat. No.

There's no toilet paper in my throat that Oh,

fuck.

Okay. Yeah. You pulled out toilet paper. Like, you were at magician that out of your throat is interesting. Is this your toilet paper? No. What? That's a dirty card that came out of your throat. What was going on? Okay. Well Have you been hanging out with the masked magician again? Never have never will. But we folks, we

are I mean, I'm proud of we are in the throes of planning this alumni event. Mhmm. Invitations have now been resent out because we haven't gotten a lot of RSVPs. Well,

we had We did confirm. We had to we sort of triple check cross referenced. Everybody's addresses, email addresses, we've done our due diligence, which maybe we

hadn't done before. We

weren't sure if we had everybody's actual real home address,

also did a paperless post. Yep. Yes. And we sent to everybody's email address and home address. And

so we

we did audit we audited our sort of not don't get scared, Todd. We audited the -- Wasn't -- the the previous mailing that we did, just to double check

audited the post office. And we did not have any -- Oh, yeah. -- any go to the wrong address or anything. So seems like maybe we just needed to remind people, which we've done. But, yeah, the alumni event is really coming together. We're really excited.

oh, we've

Yeah. Anyone worried about how much this is costing us, we can tell you that we are full fully funded budgets alright for the lunesta alumni. That's

right. Sam? Thank you, Sam. Sam really came through with AAA huge chunk of change. Yes. Yes. We we we will not have to worry about money. For anything on this event. Oh, the school has struck up some

very advantageous pharma deals.

Yes. That's that's amazing. Yeah. Makes me wonder why we didn't in the first place. Well

you know I didn't have the in. The the public wasn't desperate enough for a while, but now that COVID's hit and they put me in charge big mistake. The the money is flowing like wine from these guys. My buddies over at Cigna Kai are hooking up. Obviously, the Pfizer guys are never stops. And and

who did and who did you say? Lunesse. Lunessehta,

of course.

Lunessehta, of course, a I believe a depression medication -- Oh, that's probably the -- or either Which which which which which cholesterol? I I don't know. It could be Both?

We got -- It's cholesterol. -- oh, Crievous is coming through. Oh, Crievous. The man? Oh, Crievous. Yes. Can you call out? Yeah. His pharma his pill. Him him

Yeah.

and his pill is springing.

him

And Zoe is

Oh, good.

carries around 1 big pill that everybody gets a little suck on. It's sort of like a jawbreaker. And you take a suck of the Ocreek Yeah. A lot of us, you know, you don't

know that. But in the fast talk at the end of the Ocrevis commercial. Like, this this pill comes with a man, it's like a big jawbreaker. You can see your house near the gate. Do not do not suck on Ocrevis for more than 30 seconds. See

be whatever everyone else has that's sucking on the Ocrievous. Yes. We're

not sure how to get him to leave, but to get him to come, you say, oh, Crievous. Oh,

crievous is out of his absolute fucking rise.

Yeah. So a previous will be there. A signal will be there.

I mean, it's And we've been told

ocrevis has been in a good mood lately. So I'm hoping that stays

with you on my life. The last time

i sucked on the O' Crivas, O' Crivas was having a good

day.

I Only but don't warn you folks. Well, yeah. You know He only goes out of his mind when you take the Ocrievous out of his hand. It's

his

pill, and you get a lick of it. Yeah. It's not your pill to take. Yeah. Do not grab the O' Creevans. Yes.

They do shane. Don't take the O' Creevass I think I you know what? We should I think we should play maybe we should play the fast talk at regular speed just because I think a lot of it gets locked. Should we play the I'd love to hear it at fast speed. I'm I don't think we need to slow it down. We've been doing pretty well fast speed, but I will. But I think we're But you can edit it. You could edit it to go fast.

Oh, just put that in the notes there. Edit more thing.

You'll find are not gonna be helpful. Edit

more things. You definitely will know what that means. I think I can read

my notes. I already do it 2 minutes. You got eggs coming in.

all

That wait. Hold on. That is true. During every episode of the teacher's lounge, I I waiting to In the 2 minute egg break. In 2 minute egg break.

Yes. Yeah. Listen, why? Well, when you say enter but maybe Todd, that's a liberty you'll take. I'm I'm so curious to see what an episode is like that isn't all sterilized by how

right. That's how we Yes. Everything gets cut. Everything gets cut

with the We do so many interesting things on the show.

howard thinks is a little too out there. Well, he

We do are. I think

cut 1 of your segments just last week that you brought in. Right?

Yep. Burn toast in my feast. Burn

toast in my feast, which was a clear segment. So, basically, Sam, I love this segment. You know, when you go and you get a pedic here. And they get rid of those little redo toast in

my

feed right now. No. I just wanna tell everybody what they're missing when you edit it. So Sam brought in Bert toasted my feet. We loved it. He talked to us before, we're like,

this is a great idea. In the room, we love it. We love love it. And

and just to explain to the listeners. So burnt toast to my feet, which we all loved. We all checked off on, which later got cut in the edit. You know those foam things you put they put in between your feet after you get a pedicure to sort of, like, the the nails dry or whatever. They look like a e with too many bars. You know what I mean? It was kinda like brass knuckles. Yeah. It's kinda like brass knuckles. Soft brass knuckles. Anything else does it look like?

An e with too many bars.

Okay. Good. Todd brought instead of that I mean, sorry. Sam brought, instead of that, burnt toast and put it in between his toes -- Toast. -- in between speed. But we said that your toes, but he said, no. It's my

feet. No. No. My feet are, like, if you it's like when you zoom in on a mirror and you can just keep zooming in forever. Each toe is a foot. And then if you zoom in on each Right. I'm now resuming a little further. All the way down to a microbial left

right. Yes. So Sam's Sam's to Sam's toes have toes.

you're saying. Yes. Have some sort of feet. Excuse me. Sam's toes are feet. Sam's toes are feet. Sam's Sam's don't have to go. Feet, have toes. Right. Which in turn have those feet, which in turn have toes.

Yes. This is what

So we yes. And of course, this is another thing we've done. We've done the the zoom in with a -- Microscope. -- microscope on my toes -- Yes. -- we've sort of done the from space down into the toes. Yes. I think that was in 1 of the episodes. And and we Yeah. The

space down to toes, and which was expensive. We go

forth your toes where it goes up high and goes, wait. Down in. Yeah.

How which episode was that in?

I was Google

earth's toes.

I cut it out, guys. What? Yeah. Come on.

That's honestly the interesting thing about It's not. It's

irrelevant. And that's the thing with this What about Todd segment, the Big Wiggle. What about

well, I heard the episode. I waited the whole episode for the Big Wiggle. And I did I noticed it didn't come when I did it. And I said, I might be saving

it from Dan. Because it after grade series? In

an

audio format, how in the world? Is a segment where we where you just take a second to wiggle and call it exercise.

Really good segment. The audience just knows. It is part of the texture of the show, and that's what you're missing because you're not an artist. You're a lot of things -- Wow. -- but you're not an

artist. I think this is really unfortunate. We have 1 artist. Here.

That's right. Unfortunate, but also a learning thing. When you hear our show, you probably go, like, why isn't it why is it so bland? Yeah. Why don't they ever go anywhere?

Right. Why is

it so sterilized? Imagine if our show was as interesting as when we

recorded. Yeah. What about the swim break? Yeah. You just never get to hear the swim break. And

that's a daily 1.

That's a daily 1 that's long, and we come back That's why we're all so exhausted due to the end. It's we're in the sun for 3 hours -- Yeah. We -- which you would know if Howard left

the swim break in the episode. Well By the way We eat 6 loaves of bread, and then we swim for an hour. Well, hey, the audience will get all that in this episode, I hope. Yes. So there Yes. So yeah. We're not gonna cut a single thing out of

this. If I know if I know Todd, I think today's gonna be the full 7 hours.

Oh, yeah. We're doing the full 6 years. Finally. Finally. Thank you.

Because I can't find the cut button on the keyboard. So, like, nothing's getting cut out because I don't know what button cuts

that and that is why I do the work

but I do that. Let's stay in.

It stays. Howard, I don't wanna seem ungrateful. I really do appreciate all the work you do. I

think you just maybe have different tastes. And and and I'm just gonna take issue with you saying that I'm not an artist, Todd. Because as you all know, I have been working very closely with Greg Crown, Chris Crown, the the local -- Sarah Gillickiller who

is coming out with an album and is gonna be performing at the alumni event. And I wanna get out ahead of this because I got a really -- Yeah. -- I got a really frustrating email the other day. It came from an anonymous source, and they said, if you continue to support this serial killer and you allow him to record an album and you and you fund it, I will release information that proves without a shadow of a doubt that you Howard Levis in quotation marks are not who you say you are and not a member of the Levi's family. Wow. And and you They're saying you're lying about all of your back story up until this point? Yes. Somebody has the gall to tell me if I They

-- -- loves you. --

didn't say anything about me, did they?

No. It was just me And they said if I don't continue if I don't stop helping this serial killer express himself through art, that they're gonna expose me with information, that doesn't exist. And we'll show everybody that does exist. Source is a man in town. His name is anonymous source. Here these So we know who it is. He's in

every newspaper. Yeah. Everybody. Now, Howard, I can cut this or I'll turn the volume down because I don't know how to cut it. Before we move on, I need to know the truth because I'll defend you to the death. You are who you say you are. Right?

A hundred percent. You're not Don't

be too loud because I can't turn it down that much when I'm editing.

Turn me down on this. You're not. I didn't turn your way up. I don't think. Okay. Alright. So you got me turned down? Yeah. All of them. Perfect. So you're not instead of Levi's lead jeans, Are you? Same family? Hey. Am I still playing now? Hey, Todd, turn me down.

Oh, no.

Of course, I'm not lee jeans. Now listen, my parents, they always told me that her last name was Levi's, and they were wearing jeans. So I just have always assumed that I am related to the actual company. But now that someone has mentioned it, I'm a little bit worried because I'll tell you this, guys. Leave eyes, as someone has mentioned before, Leave I was the guy's

first name. Strouse was

the last name.

Okay. Tell me down. Turn me down. Yeah. Tell me down. All the way there. Okay. So you're telling that makes a lot more sense because During the whole show, you have not been wealthy. And you drive a terrible car and you're looking a really small house.

Turn turn me all the way.

Yeah. Turn him down. Turn me.

It doesn't go any more down.

Because Howard, when I look at you, all the way down?

Well, You

look exactly like that little dungarees baby from the Lee commercials. Turn me down. Okay. Hang on.

Make sure I'm all the way down top.

Okay. And volume. I should give my headphones on It's

crazy that you mentioned that, Sam, because I've always seen that little league Lee Duncan's figure and thought, if I didn't know any better, this guy might be my brother. Thinking that but now I'm thinking, like, maybe I'm the model for the little Lee Dungaree because I'm a member of the

family. It is really good that we're all

the way turned down or this because this is groundbreaking material. Bombshell stuff. But don't worry. Don't worry. This guy doesn't have any dirt on me. Alright. Let

me go

he doesn't

actually it's a it's a big trick.

Doesn't anonymous know about the incident?

You are involved in what do you mean? Which incident? The accident -- Oh.

-- that turned into an incident.

Oh. At the museum with the mummy.

Everything was burnt to a crisp and all they found was a pair of dungarees. Behind, you've got

naked and burned a museum

down. Your whole body was

stop saying this a little bit because this is irrelevant to the issue at the

doesn't matter because Warren?

end. It

You get naked and burn the museums?

That's not got the issue

right now. It's got all that had all of grandmother's most famous painting. The artist grandmother. Oh my god.

Alright. For some stories I'm not scared at all, though. Have you guys heard about this artist grandmother?

She is Grandmother's wrist. Grandmother's stuff is awesome.

Well, of course grandmother.

We don't know anything about this, but the museum burnt down. A few years ago -- Track. -- back 10 years ago. They brought

the mummy through town, and they put it in the museum of --

also. -- grandmother's art. Also, tell you this. The guy who did it was definitely wearing pants.

Well, whoever did it is well, we all know that I think Sean wins in his serving lifetime -- Exactly.

-- in jail. In this lifetime. Yeah. Correct. The cellmate was kept sentence to lifetime. Right? And you guys should hear the songs that Craig's written -- Yes. -- about about Sean. I mean, it's it's, like, really that's the thing I'm most excited. I think once people hear Chris, he's going by Chris, obviously. Once they hear his album, I think all of these bad feelings that people are harboring towards this guy who who is a serial killer -- Yeah. -- I think they'll evaporate and people will realize this guy is bigger. Than his his d his deeds, his his poor deeds, his bad deeds, his dirty deeds. Yes. His dirty deeds is the words that she in dirt cheap, I think. He's bigger than that. He has shown you any of the lyrics. Is that right? No. No. No. No. No. He says the lyrics. He doesn't want he doesn't want notes. He feels like he feels like he wants these sort of just full, truthful expression, doesn't want anybody to sort of taint the waters.

But you've seen the music out. On the album dirty deeds. Yeah.

Yeah. It's a really cool

riff. A lot of people are assuming online and kind of suggesting that the album is almost like a, what's the guy's name? Weird

out? I wish. Fred Dursch.

No. The 1 0, the zodiac killer. It's almost that all the lyrics are actually clues to where the bodies are buried and just like that. It's

interesting. And in I listen. If anybody gets a look at the track list, it will sort of seem like that because all of the tracks besides for dirty deeds. Well, that seems like it's a good beginning admission. Right. Earlier. It's the first track. And then And then the next 1 is behind the Church the church. You've got behind the church. You've got meat locker grocery store. Canad gasoline? You've got canad gasoline. You've got big 50 gallon drum with acid, isn't it?

50

galindrome with Essenet. You've got water tower downtown. Switching to matches was 1

of those songs?

He was switching to matches. 1

was oh, I forgot where that 1 won.

You've been followed by I ate 1? I ate what? Wait. You've heard it?

Uh-huh.

went to a little listening party. Cheese.

We

Yeah. Kanye. Yeah. You had a listening party in Wyoming.

Yeah. And, you know

and some Craig Crown song for there. Wow. Well, jeez, I am

was there in chains.

getting hurt. Craig

Yeah. Yeah. They brought Craig as if he was on Con Air. Well, they brought Craig conair, which by the way is a gorgeous way to fly. I don't know if you guys have flying cut air. Oh

my god. Do you fly in the cabin or do you fly underneath?

I'll do underneath and then I'll grab a gun and I'll make my way. Yeah. That makes sense.

That makes sense.

Look. Right. Well, Howard. I am glad you have a passion and I'm glad you found a passion in somebody else's art and creativity. Well, I mean, I'm

i'm changing. You know, I'm I'm I feel good about it. I feel like I can I can sorta not ride as coattails, but I can at least experience the sort of highs and lows? And

then we're totally riding as coattails.

Well, Well, and I find -- Yeah.

-- I find that sometimes you spend your whole life trying to look at yourself and see what's good there. And then you go, I got nothing to add to the world. So let me find someone else who is to and I've I've done it for years since I've been with my wife for a while. I'm shining light.

I'm just shining the light. My light might be a little dim folks, but it's

something and and Chris is reflective. That's a beautiful thing to do is to bring someone else's art into the world. Exactly.

And so what that he's a serial killer? Mhmm. It it it so what? Yeah. Just so what? That's it. That's the end of the sentence.

Well, I think we're all doing big things this

year,

and I think it's all really gonna time out with the alumni function. Don't you think? I mean, there's just so much energy. Can't you feel it? Can't

you feel it? Oh,

yeah. The speaking of energy, I need to go use the restroom. Yes. Now I don't know how to pause and stop and start and stuff. So maybe here we'll just do a 1 of the segments that Howard has cut. Sure. We should think of that. Yeah. So you're right you're

about to hear 1 of our

segments that We'll just put we'll just put 1 of them back in. I still have all the audio, so somebody just tell me I don't know how to

favorite

do that, Howard.

I don't know how to do this. How do you put something into something else. I'll just send you the file. You can just put it in there.

In the mail? Carrier pigeon Carrier

pigeon. Digital. So what we

just send the files now?

This it doesn't make any sense. You you're crazy, Howard, but we'll figure out a way to get it on the mic and I'll be right back. Alright,

folks. Thanks so much for sticking it out there through the break. You know, a lot of folks have been hitting us up online. They've been coming into our office hours and asking, so what exactly should we be expecting from this alumni event? Because it sort of seems like a few different things. It seems like a homecoming. It seems like a sort of class reunion. It seems like maybe an awards banquet. And

do you do you know? Much out

into the public. Right. We've been keeping it. You know? You because you don't wanna put all your cards out there in the public because you never know how people are gonna take You gotta listen to the feedback if you let people know too early. People will get on Yelp. They'll start yelping reviews of the event before it happens or whatever. So we we decided that pre yelp is a huge problem. Yeah. Huge problem. It is.

I've been pre yelping my dinners.

And you found that that has changed the service you get when you go in there.

Yeah, they really If you come in on a pre yelp, they'll spit in your food. They'll, you know, and then then you gotta come in

and free yelp. It is

tough because if you do your address into Yelp, there is it it says Todd Padres' home. Yeah. And most of your neighbors are complaining about the stink.

Yeah. I'm getting help by my neighbors. It's the service. The service.

You you yeah. You've refused to fill up your own water glass.

Which I I don't know why my neighbors are so mad at me or maybe I left that review. I can't remember.

Yeah.

Yeah. You raked yourself over the coals for having no water during your meal.

I hold my feet to the fire? Just I hold everyone to the same standards. That's why I'm allowed to be rude to people because I'm rude to myself. That's true. Feminist

standards. You don't follow those.

No. Yeah. Some

people

would say be nicer to

yourself so you can be nice to others, but you're the opposite. I'm so mean to myself, I'm allowed to be mean to others. I'll cut that out. That's stumble. I'll cut that out.

You cut that. Yeah. Because you never stumble. You'll get all the stumble cuts. Yeah. You're out of here. Do a tumble pass.

Oh 0, yeah. Double pass. But no folks. Which was also my specialty when I was a quarterback. In a play. In a play. Oh, in a play. Yes. Ira. But everybody came to my football play, another touchdown for top.

Another test stand for time. And

it was about me scoring a game where I scored 400 touchdowns because a kid who was dying asked me to. Moves her up. You wanna hear all of the woman

in

the place.

Yes. Yeah. Uh-huh.

But,

no, to get back on subject here, then.

Most graphic sex scenes on stage and anyone's ever done.

Yes. Where you came prematurely, which you did not have to write into it, but I appreciated really.

Well, that was improv, that was a brother.

The gruber ripped off your sex

scene. Where he's having sex with nobody? Yeah. Well, I switched places, so half of that is true. But, yeah, it was very close. But, yes, get

back to you. Just just get back on topic here. The the truth the truth of it is, everybody's right. This event isn't 1 thing. This is not your run of the mill alumni day where people just come back and shake hands and say, hello, It's a whole day couple days. It's gonna span a few days. Yeah. It's a chili cook off. With events exactly like the chili cook off? We'll have the art competition. We will have a A

big Chili pot cleanup event, which will be fun.

The Chile cleanup,

be right after Chile cut off.

The cooking just. And and the auction and the janitors will get involved with the the the bowl the the bowl the the bowl those Well,

the the

super bowl. Yeah. The super bowl with the gym.

Will not be cleaning. They will be

they won't extract this year. Yes. And

yelling and criticizing everybody else's cleaning, which is a turning on its head of what the population of our school

right. It's it's the it's the chili cook off. It's the cleaning competition, which the janitor scream at them. If they're not doing it right, if they're not using natural products, or if they are, they get screamed at, use more comment, more Lysol, less of this method stuff from Target. But, yeah, there's, of course, a a an alumni basketball game. Right. Which is the thing we wanna get into. Yes. We're really excited because it's looking like the lineups. The lineups are pretty incredible. We got Roberta. We got Travis coming back. We got Alberti. We got Francaine. We have Josh. Josh. Josh. Josh. Which I I know anybody who went was going to school at Hamilton the eighties. No is a thing or 2 about Jah Ash. It's

model slash basketball

player. And Jah Osh. Jah Ashah, he he it came from AAA sort of tick and his vocal vocalization of his form. Making

fun

of his stutter. It's not a stutter. It's just this sort of a a situation, a sort of physiological issue in throat that made it so that anytime he did a small sound stutter. It's a kind of physiological issue in his throat. Yeah. So so we'll make fun of it. It was it it was an scary thing. It was everybody in the crowd. Yeah. We're not making fun of it. It was cute. It was sweet and cute. Yeah. And everybody

loved it. He

was star basketball player and he's gonna be back to be starting point guard and the alumni game has. This is

huge for you. You're coaching the alumni team. They

gave you a call. I am head coach. Of the alumni team. So we got Roberto, we got Travis, we got Travis, we got Alberty, we got Francine, and we got Jah Osh. And it is gonna be that's our starting 5. That are confirmed.

Star studded, to be honest.

Star studded. And francine is in class of 42.

She can really play me. Unbelievable.

They had to wear skirts when they were playing back then. It was a different era. Oh,

you should see my TikTok about it. Women don't have to wear skirts all the time

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