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s11e03
Howburger Helper

The Teachers discuss Howard’s terrarium in the racquetball court and what business should reside above the gym.

0:00:30
spk_1
 

I don't know. Would y'all mind if I sat out the push ups this morning? I'm not I'm feeling a little down.

0:00:36
spk_2
 

Oh, what's wrong, Howard?

0:00:37
spk_3
 

Just Emotionally? Not.

0:00:39
spk_1
 

Well, yeah, I guess part part part emotion, part body. Just feels like I been a long couple couple days for me.

0:00:48
spk_4
 

Alright. To hear it.

0:00:49
spk_5
 

Yeah. It's all about showing up. Yeah. That's that's that's eighty percent of the battle.

0:00:54
spk_3
 

What do you mean you're showing up? You're here.

0:00:57
spk_5
 

Yeah. That's eighty percent of the battle. What if you

0:01:00
spk_2
 

did what if you did as many as you could?

0:01:03
spk_1
 

What if I can't do any?

0:01:05
spk_2
 

That's okay. What if that's as many as you can do? Well, then I

0:01:09
spk_1
 

and I accept.

0:01:10
spk_2
 

Okay.

0:01:11
spk_5
 

There's no shame in that, but you gotta be honest with yourself.

0:01:13
spk_2
 

There's no shame in getting zero, but there is shame in not trying. Yeah.

0:01:17
spk_1
 

Okay.

0:01:18
spk_2
 

I'd love to see you struggle through one.

0:01:21
spk_4
 

Look, just now. You said you were struggling and we showed up for that conversation for almost a whole second or two. And then we told you, you gotta do your push ups, you know. But we showed up

0:01:32
spk_0
 

--

0:01:32
spk_4
 

you're -- that emotionally raw conversation as much as we could. Mhmm. And then I was satiated. I couldn't deal it with you anymore emotionally.

0:01:40
spk_2
 

The problem's not emotional, problems physical. It always is. Just gotta give the blood

0:01:44
spk_1
 

you know, you're right. Eighty percent of the battle showing up if you're here, you you did the hard part. That's so I'm here I'm here. I'll do a push up with you. I'll try it as many as

0:01:53
spk_2
 

would it help if we did squats today instead of push ups?

0:01:56
spk_3
 

Why don't we do air squats?

0:01:58
spk_1
 

Air squats. Okay. Yep. How many? Ten? Ten squats.

0:02:01
spk_2
 

That's what I'm shooting for. I'm going for a personal record.

0:02:05
spk_4
 

Ten air squats.

0:02:07
spk_1
 

Alright. Here we go. And one. I'm out. Oh, yeah. Todd.

0:02:13
spk_4
 

I'm out.

0:02:14
spk_2
 

Good hustle, Todd. Good hustle. You tried. Alright.

0:02:16
spk_4
 

You.

0:02:17
spk_2
 

You tried. That's that's more squats than you've ever done, technically.

0:02:20
spk_4
 

Yeah. I got halfway down. Whoa. Yeah.

0:02:22
spk_3
 

You just sat you just kept going and sat on

0:02:25
spk_4
 

the floor. Yeah.

0:02:27
spk_3
 

That was not an air squad. That was you sitting down.

0:02:30
spk_4
 

Well yeah.

0:02:31
spk_2
 

Technically, the squat comes from standing back up.

0:02:33
spk_4
 

Again, I'll do another one. I'll do another one for

0:02:35
spk_1
 

my guy Howard. Well, just finish the one.

0:02:36
spk_4
 

Show my guy Howard.

0:02:37
spk_1
 

Just finish the one.

0:02:38
spk_4
 

No. I'm counting that one.

0:02:40
spk_3
 

And don't do it there.

0:02:42
spk_4
 

Onto my front and stand up and pull my knees in. But now someone lift

0:02:48
spk_2
 

using the little rope that toes you up a school there.

0:02:52
spk_4
 

Yeah. There we go.

0:02:53
spk_1
 

Alright. Alright. Here we go.

0:02:55
spk_4
 

Two Oh,

0:02:57
spk_0
 

todd. Todd?

0:02:59
spk_3
 

Oh, Todd. Todd?

0:03:05
spk_2
 

Todd just walked backwards, slid down the wall and fell asleep.

0:03:10
spk_1
 

Todd.

0:03:12
spk_2
 

Todd's the beginning of the set, man.

0:03:14
spk_4
 

Well, I'm showing up for Howard. How did you do too?

0:03:16
spk_1
 

I did.

0:03:17
spk_4
 

Wow. Wow. I

0:03:19
spk_2
 

didn't even know how do you feel.

0:03:20
spk_1
 

I feel alright, actually. And that maybe that's a testament to this mantra. I thought I didn't wanna do it, but now that I'm doing it, I'm kinda getting energized.

0:03:28
spk_3
 

Where'd you go?

0:03:29
spk_2
 

If you did five squats every day

0:03:31
spk_0
 

--

0:03:31
spk_4
 

here we go.

0:03:32
spk_0
 

--

0:03:32
spk_2
 

that's twenty five squats per per week week day, work week.

0:03:35
spk_3
 

More a week?

0:03:36
spk_2
 

Then if you're taking your average weeks per month, that's four. You're doing a hundred extra squats a month. Yeah. I think you're gonna get stronger. I think so. I'm pretty sure you'll get stronger if you do a hundred extra squats a month. You know how many squats that is a year extra?

0:03:51
spk_4
 

That's

0:03:51
spk_2
 

almost twelve hundred extra squats a year. Yeah. I think you're gonna get stronger.

0:03:56
spk_4
 

Sam, I'm loving the motivation, the intensity here. The conversation I think what's happening with a lot of it though when you're kinda talking to people is you get a little bogged down in the math and like in the past years, it gets a little harder for you.

0:04:09
spk_3
 

Yeah. Yeah. Well, if

0:04:11
spk_2
 

you're doing twelve hundred squats a year, and you're taking that over ten years, say for the next ten years,

0:04:16
spk_4
 

you wanna very easy.

0:04:17
spk_2
 

You wanna raise your health. Right? Them. Twelve hundred squats times ten years

0:04:21
spk_0
 

--

0:04:22
spk_2
 

yeah. -- should be at least a million squats. Right. Now now you're telling me in the next ten years, you do a million squats I think you can

0:04:30
spk_1
 

get a little bit wrong. Appreciate it a little bit wrong. And, I mean, if you spread that out over your lifetime, the average lifetime, sir,

0:04:36
spk_3
 

if you would be

0:04:37
spk_1
 

in seventy what? Seventy two? I'm sorry. Maybe sixty five.

0:04:40
spk_2
 

That's right. You know, five spots a day for being the last My whole thing is I wish I would've started as a baby.

0:04:45
spk_3
 

If I

0:04:45
spk_2
 

would've started as a baby, five spots a day, Imagine that. That's five and I'm only doing work days because I I take weekends off. That's my cheat meal day. Right? Five squats a day for my whole entire life, that's ten thousand weeks

0:04:58
spk_0
 

--

0:04:58
spk_1
 

uh-huh.

0:04:58
spk_0
 

--

0:04:58
spk_2
 

of work weeks. That's at least fifty that's a Google plexus Yeah.

0:05:04
spk_1
 

You're sure you're gonna get a lot stronger

0:05:05
spk_2
 

if you do that. Just watch all day for your wife.

0:05:08
spk_1
 

Should we alright. Should we hit the rest of these ten and then and then get into it? Try to hit them as fast we can or what.

0:05:13
spk_4
 

Oh, yeah. We did we not finish him while I was out there?

0:05:17
spk_1
 

You were a gotchas?

0:05:18
spk_4
 

Yeah. I think so. Or sleep or whatever is the same.

0:05:21
spk_1
 

Yeah. Let's just Yeah.

0:05:23
spk_2
 

Let's finish

0:05:23
spk_4
 

it. Four.

0:05:25
spk_2
 

Five. Six. Seven. Eight. And Hang. Now was take it up, Howard. Yeah. Was I hearing somebody taking a poop on a pee pad? I thought I

0:05:39
spk_0
 

saw you

0:05:40
spk_2
 

lay out a peapad before we did squats.

0:05:42
spk_4
 

Howard's been Howard's been House training in the terraria.

0:05:47
spk_3
 

I've been I've been giving Howard some some pills that that clean you out. Yeah. They're sort of an oil pill that kinda clean you out. They don't let anything stick to your insides.

0:06:00
spk_2
 

It's like a healthy oil. Right? It's like

0:06:02
spk_3
 

it's a healthy oil.

0:06:03
spk_1
 

Extra version.

0:06:04
spk_3
 

It's extra virgin oil.

0:06:05
spk_4
 

Well, yours

0:06:06
spk_1
 

is. Okay. No. I did

0:06:08
spk_3
 

it myself. It's it's unfortunate

0:06:10
spk_2
 

to sell five.

0:06:13
spk_3
 

The oil that I've been giving Howard Fucks. But when he takes it in and I've actually been selling it when it comes out extra virgin.

0:06:22
spk_1
 

I did you. I was gonna say, I did a little research into what you're giving me, and it is it is a Virgophobic. So if you it's a Virgo phobic fluid. So if you put it into a virgin, it goes through it as fast as possible, it takes anything you can.

0:06:37
spk_4
 

And so now what's been opening is a lot of kind of authentic Italians have been showing up from Parma mode and -- Yes.

0:06:44
spk_0
 

--

0:06:44
spk_4
 

parmesan mono.

0:06:46
spk_2
 

These are authentic, Italian.

0:06:47
spk_4
 

Yeah. They're coming in and they are feeding olives to Howard.

0:06:51
spk_3
 

There is a tour that keeps stopping by to sort of, like, stay the weekend buy oils from you. The most version of and

0:07:01
spk_2
 

i think everybody at home is familiar with foie gras. Right?

0:07:05
spk_3
 

Yes. You

0:07:05
spk_2
 

take a goose, you open their mouth, and you stuff them full until their liver gets fat.

0:07:11
spk_3
 

Yeah. Yeah.

0:07:12
spk_2
 

That's somewhat similar to what's happening to you, Howard.

0:07:14
spk_1
 

I hope not, but it does seem like that is the direction things go.

0:07:19
spk_2
 

Well, I see an olive tube running into your mouth right now. An olive tube? Yeah. Feels like there's all of these

0:07:24
spk_3
 

getting popped. Well, we have to turn a profit here. Yeah.

0:07:29
spk_2
 

And honestly, the the margins in this EVLO is huge.

0:07:35
spk_4
 

E v l o. Oh, extra virgin.

0:07:36
spk_2
 

Extra virgin olive

0:07:37
spk_4
 

oil. E v l o.

0:07:39
spk_1
 

Yeah. Well, alright. Well, let's just get the damn things going. Alright. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the teacher's lounge used to be the first best and only podcast between the issues relevant to Hamilton High School. And Hamilton High School Community. But now, it is, of course, a podcast dedicated to everything going on at the thirteenth street fitness and wellness center. Owned and run by your four favorite teachers. I am Howard Levis, your resident, lettuce eater.

0:08:09
spk_3
 

Terarium inhabitor.

0:08:12
spk_4
 

Yeah. So we you weren't able to get any meats in the hunting. And now you have been eating the leftover lettuce that the mouse won't eat.

0:08:19
spk_1
 

Yeah. Well, Yeah. It's this. It that seems to be the only thing that's sort of a stay in still for me. So I'm trying.

0:08:27
spk_2
 

Well, hey, I'm really proud of your dedication and I think if you stay in there long enough, you're gonna get stronger both physically and mentally because let's be honest, for you, it's mental.

0:08:37
spk_1
 

Yeah. Absolutely.

0:08:38
spk_2
 

And that's the part of the wellness that comes in with the gym. We want everyone to be fit, of course, but you can't get fit if you're not well.

0:08:44
spk_1
 

That's true. We're after we will. You wanna get fit. Thanks. Good news from Sam. Sam Weatherman, of course.

0:08:49
spk_2
 

Hey, Sam Weatherman. What's happening? I am the mathematician who figured out how to get of it. Okay?

0:08:56
spk_3
 

It's all about mine.

0:08:57
spk_4
 

It's a beautiful mind over here.

0:08:59
spk_2
 

You can't everybody thinks they can just crush their workout once a week three times a week. I find you wanna do as little as possible as many days in a row. You wanna really find that flow. Yeah. You do three push ups an hour Mhmm.

0:09:13
spk_1
 

Oh

0:09:13
spk_2
 

my god. How many hours a day you awake? Eight, sixteen, depends on who you are. Right? You do six Yeah. You do three hours excuse me. I have a confused heart. You do three push ups, yep, for the sixteen hours of your weight.

0:09:24
spk_4
 

Your term trip report.

0:09:25
spk_2
 

At least. Okay. Let's see that. There it is. Three times eight. That's no idea. Clean enough for the erasers work. That's fifty four push ups a day. You do fifty four push ups per work day per week, It's five.

0:09:38
spk_3
 

Of course. You take the weekends off cheat day.

0:09:39
spk_2
 

Check the weekends off cheat day, eat a lot of waffles. And then you're doing fifty four push ups times five. Right. That's three hundred something. And then you're and then you're yeah. I'm pretty sure

0:09:49
spk_3
 

you're gonna get stronger. Stronger. The incredulousness at the end of Sam's training. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm thinking it's gonna work. Well, people think you can't

0:09:58
spk_2
 

do a little bit every day and see results. Right. If you just did twenty two calf raises every quarter hour. That's twenty two calf raises four times an hour. Right? Sixteen hours a day, eight hours a day, depending on how much you Right. Right? I'm only up eight hours a day.

0:10:14
spk_3
 

Yeah.

0:10:14
spk_2
 

I sleep sixteen hours a day. I gotta get into sleep factor later. But Staying it gets stronger.

0:10:21
spk_3
 

Yeah. Sam has really been into carrying the notebook around with him while he's working out. We've all seen those guys the gym and girls and girls that's right.

0:10:31
spk_2
 

You could use your phone.

0:10:32
spk_4
 

Acknowledge them.

0:10:33
spk_2
 

You could use your phone, but technology to me, Rob Zivar humanity, So I've gotta bring a novelty large pen. A novelty large notebook. So I want everyone to know how legitimate it

0:10:47
spk_3
 

it's very interesting how long his novelty large pen is. So when you're writing, the other end of it is making huge sweeping numbers at the top of the gym. Hello, Bill Cravey. I'm running the the bar the smoothie bar and the wellness center out front. A big week for us. Got a lot of new supplements in. Please stop by. Please stop by. Please stop by. Stop by stop by.

0:11:14
spk_2
 

Stop my god. That's really genius.

0:11:17
spk_4
 

Todd Padre, director and star of play what is men or what are men on the part of the basketball courts that is going against the flow of the game. Yeah. There'll there'll be the two rims on the basketball side. The perpendicular part of the oh, wow. We got two math whizzes. Yeah. So I'm doing my play on those. And

0:11:39
spk_2
 

and you stay off the court. You respect the game.

0:11:42
spk_4
 

Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot I mean, there's a lot of ball and me having to run-in a little bit. Will help? Yeah. A lot of little help. From mostly from my end because I'm my commands are falling off and stuff. Because I bought pants for my thicker muscly self. Mhmm. And it hasn't come yet. It's not that that body. Mhmm. So all my pants are falling off right now.

0:12:03
spk_2
 

You're trying to get so buff that your waistline goes up.

0:12:06
spk_4
 

Yeah. Muscle waist. Muscle waist.

0:12:09
spk_3
 

Muscle waist.

0:12:10
spk_1
 

Which is actually You've actually been diagnosed with muscle waste but a different kind before. Right?

0:12:14
spk_4
 

Yes. It was because I was wasting away.

0:12:17
spk_3
 

W a s t Yeah.

0:12:19
spk_2
 

Finger body was doing muscle waste. It eating itself and shitting it out.

0:12:22
spk_4
 

Yeah. My doctor called me incredibly wasteful, and so I pitch I pitch muscle waste Stan Lee

0:12:29
spk_0
 

--

0:12:29
spk_1
 

mhmm.

0:12:29
spk_0
 

--

0:12:29
spk_4
 

as a a superhero, and they ended up doing a fifteen comic run that it all went directly from the stands into the waste bin. Wow. Because it was the only comic that everyone on earth throughout if they came across from it.

0:12:46
spk_3
 

Wow.

0:12:47
spk_4
 

Guess how many residuals

0:12:48
spk_2
 

i suffered muscle waste? Let me guess. Zero

0:12:53
spk_4
 

you got it, nerd.

0:12:53
spk_2
 

That's max. I heard.

0:12:55
spk_1
 

Wow. Well, things are going really great at the gym this week. Again, business is booming. People are coming in community is actually really starting to form, which is something that we were really excited about getting into this. We didn't want it to be the kind of impersonal place where people just come. Do their workout and leave. We wanted people to come and feel like a member of some kind of community similar to the community that we felt we developed at Hamilton High I

0:13:18
spk_2
 

had no idea how much I was missing this feeling of community. Exactly. When I come to the gym and I put my headphones on as loud as I can. And I see everyone else doing that as well. I'm sure you bump into them shoulder, to shoulder, things like that. You don't even have to talk to these people

0:13:32
spk_0
 

to know.

0:13:32
spk_2
 

You're in your right place.

0:13:34
spk_3
 

It's really fun. We had a great mixer out in the lobby last night. We had a bunch of vendors in. Mhmm. We were testing pollen protein. Beepaline? Yeah. Beepal and and and and flour pollen. A lot of different mixtures of pollen. You're not gonna be able to get your aminos from just one poly.

0:13:55
spk_4
 

Oh, very interesting.

0:13:57
spk_1
 

Yes.

0:13:57
spk_4
 

When we talk about this stuff, I find myself very interested.

0:14:00
spk_1
 

Yeah. Absolutely. That's

0:14:03
spk_2
 

how you can tell. Yes. Someone just there's no follow-up question. They just say I'm very interested.

0:14:09
spk_4
 

You've gotten so into these Paulins these milks telling me that what I eat and drink is wrong, all the time.

0:14:15
spk_2
 

Well, and your face is so much puffier now. Than it used to be with that kid. Awesome. Well, you know it's

0:14:21
spk_3
 

a good amino when you sneeze o. And that's and what we've that on banners all over. And, yeah, I mean, you guys have seen the the queen bee Mhmm. The Queen bee is here working out, and the worker bees are around. Mhmm. We

0:14:42
spk_4
 

very protect if I have to just try to buy the queen and be a drink. And I got stung up and down.

0:14:49
spk_3
 

Yeah. You were sent off to the hospital, a mass suicide of me stinging the hell out of you. Isn't that respectable, though?

0:14:58
spk_4
 

Yeah. They really will.

0:15:00
spk_2
 

This is worth it. This is my last try.

0:15:02
spk_4
 

And then that woman from the Texas b works TikTok came to kind of try to collect collect some of the b's and study them.

0:15:09
spk_1
 

Mhmm.

0:15:09
spk_4
 

I tried to buy her a drink, and she tried to kill me also.

0:15:15
spk_2
 

Yeah. And several of her beekeeper friends came over.

0:15:17
spk_4
 

They came in. I guess, she the queen of the beekeepers, and she's also softballed. The rest

0:15:22
spk_1
 

of them are

0:15:22
spk_3
 

very good. You got sprayed to filth by those little canister.

0:15:28
spk_2
 

Yeah. You got sort of puffed out until you couldn't really breathe or walk.

0:15:32
spk_4
 

You can't buy a lady a drink these days, I guess. But yeah.

0:15:35
spk_3
 

But it's a really good thing, you know. Those puffers, they work for human beings too. They don't just confuse bees and and make them more docile.

0:15:43
spk_4
 

I was so Yeah.

0:15:44
spk_2
 

We kept a couple of puffers just in case someone's going too long on a machine or taking a treadmill too long.

0:15:50
spk_3
 

I almost got into a bar fight last night, and Sam puffed the shit out of me, and I calmed me down. But that was really nice. So yeah. And

0:15:57
spk_2
 

and I think we got a couple free drinks. You puff the right guy in a bar. You get a couple free drinks.

0:16:02
spk_4
 

Absolutely. September.

0:16:05
spk_3
 

And if you take one drink out of your life per week, you've done the math on this.

0:16:10
spk_2
 

Yes. So say you are an average drink Three to five drinks a week, maybe two to six drinks a night. Right? Right. So That makes sense.

0:16:21
spk_3
 

Six to nine.

0:16:22
spk_2
 

It depends. It's average. Right? Right. So if you do

0:16:24
spk_3
 

the the three plus six

0:16:26
spk_2
 

x times -- Time. Two minus four.

0:16:30
spk_3
 

Big pin out.

0:16:31
spk_2
 

Yeah. Huge pen. Sorry about the roof.

0:16:34
spk_3
 

And Clanging around in the rafters up there. No.

0:16:36
spk_2
 

Let me see.

0:16:37
spk_4
 

It's just two

0:16:38
spk_2
 

to six.

0:16:39
spk_1
 

Oh, no.

0:16:40
spk_2
 

You did it. Every night, that's five days when you first took your pictures.

0:16:43
spk_3
 

Uh-huh.

0:16:44
spk_2
 

I hit the funky fixture? Oh, no. Oh, no.

0:16:49
spk_3
 

Our funky fixture. We paid so much funky fixture. Was really a hit in the Studio fifty four. Mhmm. He was coked out there for years at the studio fifty four. Yeah. Of course. Course. I gotta buy some female fixture.

0:17:07
spk_2
 

It's a living man.

0:17:08
spk_3
 

Yeah. Our fit light fixture. Here at the gym is a man who had a coke problem in the seventies and is now providing so much light.

0:17:19
spk_4
 

She's body has essentially crystallized because all the cocaine. So you spin them up there like a disco ball and life is fresh.

0:17:25
spk_1
 

As long as you got a light shining on him, he will shoot it everywhere Sorry. We interrupted the math there. What did you figure out the math there?

0:17:30
spk_2
 

Well, I figured out if you take out one drink a week, you could save your life. Oh, I'll just put that way, I could show you the math if you want to, but it could save your freaky

0:17:38
spk_1
 

see, I love that. When when a person speaks from replacement authority, says they've done the work, to figure out the truth, and then they just say, trust me.

0:17:47
spk_2
 

I could show you the math if you'd get it, but I don't wanna waste time.

0:17:52
spk_4
 

This is the lyrics to your song from Math Laden. Right? I can show you nothing, Matt. If you get it.

0:18:00
spk_2
 

I could show you, but you wouldn't get it. Trust me, I am on a car bid and I

0:18:09
spk_0
 

am doing math. A whole new math.

0:18:16
spk_2
 

Because sometimes my math is new. Not if everybody agrees

0:18:19
spk_3
 

with it. It doesn't add up, and that's what makes it new.

0:18:22
spk_2
 

Yes. Most math is old math all logically make sense like a literal language.

0:18:28
spk_1
 

Your math goes with the gut sometimes. Exactly. I mean,

0:18:31
spk_2
 

the gut.

0:18:33
spk_3
 

Gut health. Gut health.

0:18:36
spk_2
 

God health is more important than brain health, because I don't know if you noticed the guts at the center. The brain is at the end. The gut tells the brain how to feel.

0:18:45
spk_3
 

You have to make sure your root is grounded. And you've gotta be in touch with your root -- Yes. -- and your core.

0:18:53
spk_2
 

This is why I go home and I plant myself every night. Everybody has a root Everybody has a roof that comes out of the back.

0:19:00
spk_1
 

Instead of a bathtub, you have Instead

0:19:02
spk_2
 

of a bathtub, I have a dirt pot. And I sit on. And I extend my route down -- Yes.

0:19:07
spk_0
 

--

0:19:07
spk_1
 

and it

0:19:08
spk_2
 

makes me feel grounded.

0:19:09
spk_4
 

I remember when you went you went on to the to your family reunion, you had me come by and water you every week

0:19:15
spk_0
 

--

0:19:15
spk_2
 

yes.

0:19:16
spk_0
 

--

0:19:16
spk_4
 

once a week, which

0:19:17
spk_0
 

was -- Yes. --

0:19:18
spk_4
 

one of the most physically fusing things. That's like how's he at the reunion, but I'm watering him now.

0:19:22
spk_2
 

I had to stay rooted. I had

0:19:25
spk_3
 

to stay rooted. And we we plant Sam every night.

0:19:28
spk_4
 

Yeah.

0:19:29
spk_3
 

And we've been looking over him, and he's really, really starting to branch out some

0:19:35
spk_2
 

a lot of people are saying, is this real? And I'm saying, of course, have you seen the vein in my forehead? The vein in my forehead is the top of the root. And that goes all the way down and out my butthole, and that goes into the pot. And I'm hoping And this isn't for sure, but I'm hoping because if you point yourself every day. That's five times a week. Alright. You can go

0:19:57
spk_1
 

back and talk.

0:19:58
spk_3
 

To be here.

0:20:00
spk_2
 

Then you get plants coming out of your head Right. I'm sure hooting. I'm hoping that a that I start to leave that I start to have leaves because I get a

0:20:08
spk_1
 

little propagation.

0:20:09
spk_4
 

Yeah. We because we we tried to plant a few trimmings of you

0:20:13
spk_0
 

--

0:20:13
spk_4
 

mhmm. -- are some clippings just to see if they propagate. And I think we clipped them too young. Yes. But I think we're gonna get Sam's walking around here as we start playing them around.

0:20:22
spk_2
 

I'm pretty sure. I think we just clip my hair and we need to wait till the hair becomes leaf.

0:20:26
spk_4
 

Yes.

0:20:26
spk_2
 

And then we can propagate me.

0:20:28
spk_1
 

Yeah. Just imagine I personally love four

0:20:31
spk_2
 

or five of me

0:20:32
spk_1
 

walking around. If this gym would be a different place if we had three, four, five of you walking around helping people out.

0:20:37
spk_4
 

I mean, three, four, five Sam Weatherman's, new ones every day

0:20:40
spk_0
 

--

0:20:40
spk_4
 

yes. -- in a gym with five floors. I mean, you do the math on that.

0:20:44
spk_2
 

Oh my God. We can make millions. We can make millions of

0:20:48
spk_1
 

that. I'm

0:20:48
spk_2
 

on my floor.

0:20:49
spk_1
 

And say this. If this process works for you, it might work for the rest of us, and maybe we should try to do it so that that all all four of us could have us a little more efficiency

0:20:57
spk_4
 

i mean, this does kind of touch on a a thing we've been kinda trying ever since we saw severance and that's the Because you know you want it's you're always wondering, can't there be more of me? Yeah. I can't I separate myself so I've got my work life, my home life, gym life, which is practically my home life now. I'm in

0:21:15
spk_2
 

my work life.

0:21:15
spk_4
 

And so we've added the severance floor where we cut your brain in half and you don't remember what's happening. In there. Yeah. And so this We think

0:21:21
spk_2
 

it's the same science.

0:21:23
spk_4
 

Yeah. We're pretty sure. Yeah. I mean, the the we talked to some of the people on the show and they're like, don't do this. It's not real. We're, like, oh, wink. We got it.

0:21:31
spk_3
 

Yes. I mean, Patricia Arquette from severance doesn't run ours. But David Arquette does.

0:21:37
spk_4
 

Or should we say Boze of the clown, but

0:21:40
spk_3
 

it's Yes. That's who we should say.

0:21:44
spk_1
 

It's an exciting it's an exciting experiment. We have a couple of people who volunteered to to try it out. Yes. David's doing a great job overseeing everything.

0:21:52
spk_5
 

Yes.

0:21:53
spk_1
 

We don't know what's going on down there, which I think is the most interesting part. It's kinda just they go down there. They do what they do. And then when they come back up, they have no men reevy of it and and But

0:22:01
spk_2
 

they're sweaty and buff as hell.

0:22:03
spk_4
 

Yeah.

0:22:03
spk_2
 

I mean, they come up with a wicked pump.

0:22:06
spk_4
 

Yes. I I've been trying it out, you know.

0:22:09
spk_1
 

Oh, have you?

0:22:09
spk_4
 

Yeah. I I I submitted myself for severance. They played me some recordings. I guess my severance self went pretty big with an axe sent. Oh, really? Really? Yeah, which I was a little disappointed to hear. And I don't think he's pulling it off exactly. But that's how we walk around that.

0:22:26
spk_2
 

Even your severed self isn't respected as an actor. That's really that influenced.

0:22:30
spk_4
 

But it's getting me buff. I mean, you guys See. I have all arms now.

0:22:33
spk_2
 

You're extremely armed. Yes. Todd now has one

0:22:36
spk_3
 

of those bicep that bleeds, you know. It's like somebody's done weird surgery too, and it has a pinhole blood coming out.

0:22:44
spk_2
 

But it also feels like if you don't bleed it, it's dangerous.

0:22:47
spk_1
 

Yes. You have

0:22:48
spk_3
 

to leak his arm You gotta leak them off. Speaking of, we do have a leech working at the the the smoothie bar. Who will suck out your toxins at any moment. Yes. Yeah. I I've hired quite a few leeches.

0:23:05
spk_4
 

And the the science on that is

0:23:09
spk_3
 

leach is well, it it goes back to a a old medicine,

0:23:14
spk_4
 

you

0:23:14
spk_3
 

know, used to Now we the the sacklers are really taking over and I wanna go back to letting live animals suck your blood.

0:23:25
spk_1
 

What is all is new again? It's it's Yes.

0:23:27
spk_4
 

We're Zachler's that's my high school hacky sack crew. Yes.

0:23:32
spk_3
 

And they are bad news.

0:23:33
spk_4
 

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Those are some of the baddest words

0:23:36
spk_0
 

we have.

0:23:37
spk_3
 

They've gotten they've gotten so much of the Southeast hooked on hacky sack.

0:23:44
spk_1
 

Southeast Northeast.

0:23:46
spk_3
 

And really all

0:23:47
spk_4
 

over all over.

0:23:48
spk_2
 

You saw the x games this year. It was all hacked.

0:23:50
spk_1
 

Yeah. All hacked. It

0:23:51
spk_3
 

was all hacked.

0:23:53
spk_4
 

Well, this leech, is it like one of those things where it's like, oh, I think I feel too much talk and in my legs, I'm gonna leech my leg or how does it work? Because I'm a little hesitant to leech

0:24:05
spk_0
 

--

0:24:05
spk_4
 

right. -- to be totally honest. I don't wanna put something on me that does something that I already do to other people. Right.

0:24:11
spk_2
 

Right. Who's the host here?

0:24:13
spk_4
 

Yeah. Who's the host?

0:24:14
spk_3
 

Well leech is

0:24:16
spk_4
 

it'll suck his blood if he fucks with

0:24:19
spk_3
 

right. Right. I mean, like leeches, that that that is true. If you have like a a sort of a a bad leg, you can put it on your your calf and they'll sort of leach out the toxins. It's pretty it's pretty working pretty good.

0:24:33
spk_1
 

And how how exactly does the leach differentiate between just sort of regular blood and toxins, because I think the thing that would worry me is if you do too much leaching, are you just losing blood? How do they know what's what's the toxin and what's the blood?

0:24:47
spk_3
 

Well, they're figuring it out on the fly. Oh, no. So I have At least

0:24:53
spk_2
 

just have very specific taste. Right? They taste some healthy blood. They go

0:24:58
spk_4
 

oh, yeah. We just spit out your blood. I'll think. I can vouch for that.

0:25:01
spk_3
 

Well, my leaches are sommeliers. So they kind of, like, swish it around in their mouth. And we actually the the leeches did not love Todd's blood.

0:25:16
spk_4
 

No. Yeah. They said it they said it had turned. Right.

0:25:21
spk_3
 

It was the

0:25:21
spk_4
 

first time I'd seen them spit it out. They swish, they sniffed, And even on the sniff, I was like, oh, this is and you're so nervous when the leech has Of course.

0:25:30
spk_3
 

Totally. Yeah.

0:25:31
spk_2
 

You wanna do a faux pas. You don't wanna order the wrong, but the table, you don't wanna have your blood be scoffed at.

0:25:38
spk_4
 

Yeah.

0:25:38
spk_3
 

So you can tell if the leeches turn their nose up to your blood. You're still in bad shape. So you need to continue dieting. You need to continue eating pollen. You need to continue fasting forever. To clean up your blood, And then once the leeches take a big Once they latch. Once they latch, you know you are doing everything right.

0:26:00
spk_2
 

Bill, it is so important to have you at the gym because I feel like, you know, the three of us were lungs. You know what I mean? Yep. We're here for the physical. We understand how to throw a weight up over your head. But we need the science. Well, if

0:26:12
spk_3
 

you don't pair diet with working out

0:26:15
spk_0
 

--

0:26:15
spk_2
 

right.

0:26:16
spk_0
 

--

0:26:16
spk_3
 

you will see absolutely no results

0:26:18
spk_4
 

and I'm nodding because I understand what you mean.

0:26:20
spk_0
 

You

0:26:20
spk_3
 

know this? Everybody knows. And

0:26:21
spk_2
 

what do you always say, Bill? Abs are made in the kitchen.

0:26:24
spk_3
 

Abs are made in the kitchen. Right?

0:26:27
spk_4
 

Is that are is that what's on the menu?

0:26:30
spk_3
 

No. No.

0:26:31
spk_4
 

No. No. No. No.

0:26:31
spk_2
 

No. Oh. You're eating a roll. You're you're eating they roll.

0:26:36
spk_1
 

Oh, I

0:26:36
spk_4
 

thought it was human abdominals.

0:26:39
spk_3
 

Shit. No. That is that's a a six pack of golden corral rolls shaped like a man's torso, which which we are selling. Yes. We are selling them.

0:26:51
spk_2
 

And so it's Golden Corral. They have a whole new human bar

0:26:54
spk_0
 

--

0:26:55
spk_1
 

yeah.

0:26:55
spk_0
 

--

0:26:55
spk_2
 

that is, of course, made to look like a person, then you go in, you grab an abdomen, you grab a foot gotta tell you grab those.

0:27:01
spk_4
 

And it's well, it's all it it's gonna be tough for them to keep it going because it is all guys named Al. So it's definitely Golden Core Al. And once they run out of house to eat, I don't know if they're gonna like

0:27:13
spk_0
 

--

0:27:14
spk_1
 

right.

0:27:14
spk_0
 

--

0:27:14
spk_4
 

maybe corals, you know, but once you go through the real world cast, we're out of people named coral. Yeah.

0:27:20
spk_2
 

The golden foot owl? I don't know. How many cores of owl

0:27:24
spk_3
 

are gonna have here?

0:27:25
spk_4
 

I hear that. Yeah. But a

0:27:26
spk_3
 

lot of people are showing up and and And we did introduce some typical masculine males into the terrarium.

0:27:35
spk_1
 

I was gonna I was gonna mention, you know, I I Originally, I thought it was a great idea to sort of expand the quote unquote experiment of the terrarium into the other rack of ball courts We did have a few people sort of step in. And I'll be honest, it was a little bit sort of it made me feel bad.

0:27:54
spk_4
 

Mhmm.

0:27:54
spk_1
 

When everyone who was coming by to look at me sort of migrated over to the other terrariums

0:28:00
spk_0
 

--

0:28:00
spk_4
 

oh, yeah.

0:28:01
spk_0
 

--

0:28:01
spk_1
 

and in the last week, it has been tough for me to get an audience of any kind. It seems like these new guys are really coming in and changing the game. They're in there doing these insane workouts looking crazy, power ripped. And it's re and and while I got into this, to make myself not be super self conscious. It's starting to feel like I'm getting kinda pushed back down to the bottom of the totem in the terrarium.

0:28:26
spk_4
 

Howard, this is your chance to become an alpha.

0:28:29
spk_2
 

Yes.

0:28:30
spk_4
 

You are, you know, you got you you you you cout out to the mouse. True. You cout out to the hamburger fell on your head.

0:28:38
spk_3
 

The tree, the everything you've baited.

0:28:41
spk_4
 

But but now you've got these peep these men in here. Who everyone is more interested in.

0:28:45
spk_1
 

What does that mean? What does being an alpha mean?

0:28:48
spk_2
 

Well, unfortunately, there's alphas and there's beta.

0:28:51
spk_1
 

Right.

0:28:52
spk_2
 

But you have been pushed, unfortunately, to being a Zeta.

0:28:54
spk_3
 

I was gonna say. You're is you're the z.

0:28:56
spk_2
 

You're the lowest life form in there. The hamburger is above you.

0:29:00
spk_1
 

Okay. What do I do? I don't wanna be his burger.

0:29:04
spk_4
 

You were you were technically being hunted by hamburger. And, of course, is helper.

0:29:13
spk_2
 

So there's there's the hamburger

0:29:15
spk_3
 

is helper. And they are They are on your tail at all times. That's probably the biggest the biggest sight period showing up is too much a hamburger bun to get down.

0:29:30
spk_2
 

We're with it, Albert.

0:29:32
spk_3
 

Well, the hamburger is nothing less to help her.

0:29:35
spk_2
 

Which is, of course, a huge anthem from Warver Club.

0:29:38
spk_4
 

We don't have

0:29:38
spk_2
 

a big shipper. Yes. And he has been slapping you on the ass -- Yeah.

0:29:42
spk_0
 

--

0:29:42
spk_2
 

which I think he's trying to motivate you.

0:29:44
spk_1
 

Yeah. I feel like everything I feel like all the time.

0:29:47
spk_3
 

The the helper is telling you is actually not helping the hamburger at all and telling you where the hamburger is.

0:29:53
spk_4
 

He's become more of a Howard burger home. We

0:29:56
spk_1
 

don't need burgers in there.

0:29:57
spk_4
 

How burger?

0:29:58
spk_3
 

How burger helper?

0:29:59
spk_2
 

Well, how you better be careful. You might be turned into a goddamn burger sooner than I

0:30:03
spk_1
 

no. I not gonna be a hamburger girl.

0:30:05
spk_3
 

If a hamburger grills human eats you,

0:30:08
spk_1
 

it's not gonna happen. I will

0:30:10
spk_3
 

for your burger, You might

0:30:11
spk_2
 

be say it will be it will be a new low if you get drilled by an inanimate hero.

0:30:16
spk_1
 

I'm not gonna let it happen. This I have to make some changes, and I would love some help.

0:30:21
spk_4
 

Okay. Well, here

0:30:22
spk_1
 

i would really love some help.

0:30:24
spk_4
 

It it's it's one thing to be mild and polite, you know. Yeah. You That's a great personality trait. But if there are things you want in the world, you have to ask for them. You have to state that. You have to take in, you know. Yeah. So if at some point you want people to look at you, every time a stronger man walks by, you can't go hide. What if you

0:30:42
spk_2
 

have to take the spotlight? What if you took the burger as an example? What if he followed the burgers example? And you got high up.

0:30:49
spk_1
 

I should just drop on these guys.

0:30:50
spk_2
 

And jump on an alpha's head because that's what they say in tangent. Prison is where the real alpha beta thing happens. You either gotta beat someone up on your first day or become someone's girlfriend. You could become the burger's girlfriend.

0:31:03
spk_4
 

God. Prison is so scary. I can't believe it exists and it's so scary. Totally. Wow. Yeah. You're and you're kinda in that situation. So jump on a big guy or even just find like a quarter pounder and jump on it, start small and get bigger.

0:31:18
spk_1
 

Yeah. Maybe I'll look for a smash burger. They seem they seem easy to And let's

0:31:22
spk_2
 

and let's give Howard some credit. He did get punked by a six dollar burger from

0:31:27
spk_4
 

that was the Carl junior six dollar burger. Yeah. And that is hard to be It is

0:31:31
spk_3
 

and Carl

0:31:31
spk_4
 

from your six dollar style burger.

0:31:33
spk_3
 

It's it is the king of the terrarium, the six dollar burger from Carl's Junior.

0:31:39
spk_4
 

And it definitely belonged in your face. It would

0:31:44
spk_3
 

i mean, Char Royal, Beautiful burger.

0:31:49
spk_1
 

You know what?

0:31:50
spk_3
 

I'm just -- Yeah.

0:31:51
spk_0
 

--

0:31:51
spk_4
 

honing you.

0:31:52
spk_1
 

Just a second.

0:31:53
spk_4
 

The East Coast, we're talking Hardies, by the way.

0:31:55
spk_2
 

We're talking oranges on East Coast.

0:31:57
spk_3
 

You don't know.

0:31:57
spk_1
 

Just that you guys are so excited to be talking about these burgers and not talk about your friend, Howard, is is evidence enough that I gotta make some changes. So I'm gonna this week, I'm standing up to the hamburgers.

0:32:07
spk_4
 

Yes.

0:32:08
spk_1
 

I'm standing up to

0:32:08
spk_3
 

them. Yes.

0:32:09
spk_1
 

I'm gonna make a weapon. I'm gonna make a weapon. And I'm gonna stand up to these hamburgers, and I'm gonna put them in their place.

0:32:16
spk_4
 

Because you're naked and afraid in there. Yeah. Literally. And you you you have just, yeah, fashion yourself -- Yeah.

0:32:22
spk_0
 

--

0:32:22
spk_4
 

a burger weapon. I mean, is this a tease? Are we gonna find out next week what the weapon is? Or do you have a plan now.

0:32:28
spk_1
 

I mean, I I've seen a lot of episodes naked in a frame.

0:32:31
spk_3
 

But they there's a spin off satin pathetic, which you

0:32:35
spk_4
 

and there

0:32:45
spk_3
 

which which is getting a ton of viewers. Mhmm. But I just don't understand how you can't out smart these hamburgers.

0:32:55
spk_1
 

Well, you know, Bill, maybe you should spend a day in the terrarium and then tell me it's easy to to Well,

0:33:00
spk_3
 

i would if they were beyond burger. If they were beyond burger, I'd be in there. I can't be in there with with with those fast food meals. Right. That I don't eat that stuff.

0:33:12
spk_2
 

Right. Right.

0:33:13
spk_3
 

I mean, now, of course, he raw liver and stuff that's higher in iron.

0:33:18
spk_2
 

That's not fast food. No. How are we're we're pulling for you?

0:33:23
spk_1
 

Yeah.

0:33:23
spk_2
 

And if you need a piece of lettuce or a piece of cheese to sort of look like the hamburger for a day, that will help you out with

0:33:31
spk_1
 

i'll do a bait. I'll do I'll I'll use myself as space. Like, this all would look like a hamburger.

0:33:36
spk_3
 

What can kill a hamburger? It's very obvious. What kills Paper is killed by rock, which is also killed by scissors. Mhmm. It's so clear. Cesar kills rock. What kills hamburger? Chicken finger. Chicken finger. Anytime you see hamburger chicken finger, chicken finger.

0:34:09
spk_4
 

We gotta turn you into a chicken finger.

0:34:11
spk_1
 

Now, Sam, you've done that before. What's that process?

0:34:13
spk_2
 

Honestly, it's a nightmare. I would

0:34:15
spk_4
 

not recommend that. Now finger or tender.

0:34:18
spk_1
 

Either one. Or nugget.

0:34:20
spk_4
 

Or nuggets.

0:34:21
spk_3
 

Fingerton did not get What?

0:34:23
spk_2
 

Just because Howard was beat by a bird doesn't mean he has to play their game. I think being a human with a largemouth is a good way.

0:34:33
spk_1
 

I'm gonna eat this motherfucker.

0:34:35
spk_3
 

I love to have. That's what we're talking about.

0:34:37
spk_2
 

Well, you haven't had protein in weeks to be good for you.

0:34:40
spk_4
 

Yes. Your teeth are rotting away on that lettuce.

0:34:44
spk_3
 

You've been hiding under that mossy rock. You need to get out and eat that burger.

0:34:48
spk_2
 

I wanna say props to you, Howard, because You've been in a really tough situation. Yes. But you're starting to you're naked and afraid and sound pathetic. But you're starting to develop a tough skin. Almost an exoskeleton on your back. Almost.

0:35:03
spk_1
 

Well, yes, that I mean, I actually what did wanna I did wanna say that you are not mistaken. You are seeing me develop a sort of

0:35:11
spk_3
 

an eggs and

0:35:12
spk_1
 

mosquitoes. There's I've been sort of, like, cowering underneath this rock for so long.

0:35:17
spk_3
 

And you're familiar with an exomous skeleton. Right?

0:35:19
spk_4
 

Oh, yeah. I I mean, there's exoskeleton, and then there's exomous skeleton. And I am the latter, which, of course, they used to influence skeletons in every movie ever. Right.

0:35:29
spk_3
 

Right. Right.

0:35:30
spk_1
 

Yeah. But, no, I I have been sort of hiding in that mossy rock, and there is a bit of a drip. And the water is has something going on in it and it has sort of made me develop this sort of hard crust on my back. Okay.

0:35:42
spk_2
 

Cussifying on your back. You're in developing a shell.

0:35:44
spk_1
 

A bit a bit but I don't think it's gonna be an issue. Because I'm not gonna cower anymore. I'm not gonna hide in this mossy rock. I'm gonna eat this hamburger and I'm gonna become the alpha of my terrarium.

0:35:56
spk_3
 

I mean, the terrarium is getting really dirty because I refuse to use any cleaning supplies that actually work.

0:36:02
spk_2
 

And I use will that tell?

0:36:03
spk_3
 

I use organic cleaning supplies. Yeah. They don't work at all.

0:36:07
spk_4
 

Oh.

0:36:07
spk_3
 

And they don't clean up. They they leave stink Here's

0:36:10
spk_2
 

what I do. I because I've taken your note. All I do is a little bit of vinegar, barely diluted with water.

0:36:16
spk_3
 

That's all you need.

0:36:16
spk_2
 

Makes the whole place stink attracts flies and keeps it clean his head.

0:36:20
spk_4
 

You can do vinegar on anything, brush your teeth, wash your hair, it's the clean ew.

0:36:25
spk_2
 

Yes. I do vinegar colognes when I go out on a date, I'm

0:36:28
spk_3
 

already Yes. All you need to clean heaps and heaps of used towels and hand towels at the gym is a handful of vinegar and a little bit of baking soda.

0:36:37
spk_2
 

And do not get me started on bottoms. Handful is enough.

0:36:41
spk_3
 

Yeah. You feel Click a little bit of vinegar in the water and, you know, we are the the towels have started to fuse into one And Oh, yeah. Now you gotta

0:36:54
spk_4
 

sign up to use a portion of the big towel.

0:36:56
spk_3
 

Yes. And I do. I mean and I don't I I don't care about this. I don't care. But I do feel like the big towel has a heartbeat.

0:37:07
spk_4
 

Oh, I don't I don't care.

0:37:09
spk_1
 

Oh, I don't care. It doesn't affect us, necessarily

0:37:12
spk_2
 

bother me, but it does, like, interest me.

0:37:14
spk_3
 

It's interesting. It's interesting. But hey.

0:37:18
spk_2
 

If that change, the law. Like, are we? It's parents? Right. Like, is it need to be registered for school.

0:37:27
spk_4
 

I I I very

0:37:29
spk_3
 

is it Is it need education? Right.

0:37:35
spk_4
 

So are we gonna parent the big towel? Are we gonna let it grow on its own and see what happens? I don't know.

0:37:41
spk_2
 

A lot of people say adversity is good for a child. Towel.

0:37:44
spk_4
 

Yes. Maybe just throw it out on its own and let it learn, like, of course my new favorite movie, The Northman, where the guys are so buff and bloody. It is so cool.

0:37:52
spk_3
 

Yes.

0:37:53
spk_4
 

Oh my god. These men look awesome. Mhmm.

0:37:55
spk_3
 

If muslims covered in blood, sign me up.

0:37:58
spk_4
 

Sign me

0:37:59
spk_3
 

up. Hot hot hot hot hot hot.

0:38:00
spk_4
 

Yeah. Well, I I I think it's gonna work out.

0:38:03
spk_2
 

I'm so sorry. Go ahead.

0:38:04
spk_4
 

I I will go ahead yourself.

0:38:06
spk_2
 

Speaking of hot hot hot hot. Hot hot hot hot hot. Is being at the gym lately making anybody feel a little bit erotic.

0:38:14
spk_4
 

My testosterone is up, and I feel

0:38:16
spk_2
 

your testosterone your testosterone is Well, we all know that Todd most of Todd's body rejects testosterone, but his toe that makes it.

0:38:31
spk_4
 

But yeah. I've got testosterone.

0:38:33
spk_3
 

We've been milking his toe, like, it's a rattlesnake to get Venom control, not opposite Venom,

0:38:41
spk_2
 

not antidote.

0:38:45
spk_4
 

I was the anime k Anadoke. Anadoke. Yeah. So I bring in my big toe and everybody gives it a little Pull on the nails

0:38:54
spk_0
 

--

0:38:54
spk_4
 

mhmm. -- because my nails do fang out like a snake's mouth.

0:38:57
spk_3
 

Oh my god. Yes. And it's Well, you're taught your toe for a while had you in a Anaconda style submission hold. Right? It was crazy.

0:39:05
spk_4
 

For a while, my whole life, I feel like.

0:39:09
spk_2
 

That is kind of a cool move, though, when you can still there into a room instead of walk because your toes got you in a hole. Most of the

0:39:16
spk_3
 

time, Todd's toe is dragging him around the city, sort of, like, looking for a cool place to rest.

0:39:22
spk_4
 

It's really awesome. But when you enter a room like snake, all eyes are on you. And you go right now, I'm trying to find this little boy, Harry Potter. And finally kill him. Because, you know, I killed his family, which was awesome.

0:39:37
spk_1
 

Yeah.

0:39:37
spk_4
 

But I still gotta kill this little boy here. And I card his little face, and I he's dead. He's dead soon enough. Mhmm.

0:39:45
spk_2
 

Can I say your your plastic surgery on your nose looks fantastic?

0:39:49
spk_4
 

Can you tell her how

0:39:51
spk_2
 

finally, it's just smooth.

0:39:52
spk_4
 

Yeah. Smooth face is the way to go.

0:39:57
spk_3
 

You have no they've actually been testing your face miles per hour out on the salt flats. Is that right? See how fast it

0:40:05
spk_4
 

so yeah. So it's so smooth. What what'll happen is they get a professional writer on me.

0:40:11
spk_2
 

Uh-huh.

0:40:12
spk_4
 

And they take me through this offense, and they are getting record times over and over

0:40:17
spk_0
 

--

0:40:17
spk_4
 

mhmm. -- and over. And, yeah, it hurts like hell.

0:40:21
spk_2
 

But you're proud too. You're proud I'm

0:40:23
spk_4
 

so proud to be the

0:40:24
spk_1
 

first case.

0:40:24
spk_3
 

Because there's a BMW v eight pushing you at about six hundred miles an hour on the saw flats, and you are tearing apart out there.

0:40:30
spk_4
 

Yeah. I ripped the pieces. Well and if it the b the BMW, it's a v eight with a hemi. Does that make sense.

0:40:38
spk_3
 

Yes. Then of course.

0:40:39
spk_4
 

And then they threw they threw a hammy on me.

0:40:41
spk_3
 

A hammy.

0:40:42
spk_4
 

And so I am oinking my way down. Is that right? Wow. Wow. Yeah. But, yeah, I I I all that to say from my my testosterone, I am feeling erotic.

0:40:55
spk_2
 

Yes.

0:40:55
spk_4
 

I I leave the gym feeling so hot.

0:40:58
spk_2
 

I feel pumped in more ways than one I

0:40:59
spk_3
 

mean, you

0:40:59
spk_4
 

can't get that car

0:41:01
spk_2
 

you penis.

0:41:04
spk_3
 

Guess anybody didn't know. Withouting about phone as we got them. We're rock. We're rock.

0:41:17
spk_2
 

That's the best part about working out is the pump it gives you in every part of your life. Your heart's working, everything's working.

0:41:24
spk_3
 

You can't get this many peak humans in a room and not have them get a little erotic.

0:41:30
spk_4
 

I got the thing. You know how, like, your we, if you ever play not your We we, but you're you play we, and it's like, alright, you're playing video games for a while. Maybe you should go outside. I've been getting that from pornhub now. Where a little warning will come up and it's like, alright. Maybe go take a walk

0:41:45
spk_2
 

or something. There is nothing more masculine than jacking off all the words.

0:41:53
spk_3
 

There's nothing more masculine than being addicted to pornography.

0:41:59
spk_4
 

Oh, I think I could one up you telling the women that they're beautiful in the comments. Oh, my god. God. God.

0:42:07
spk_2
 

Among me.

0:42:07
spk_4
 

That's a man's move. Right?

0:42:09
spk_3
 

You gotta comment on porn. They're gonna see it. They're gonna see it. They're gonna talk

0:42:14
spk_0
 

to you.

0:42:14
spk_2
 

Well, folks, we're charged up. I think we need to take a little bit of a break. Yeah. If you can give me a little shooter from the bar, I think that would really help calm you.

0:42:23
spk_3
 

Absolutely. Absolutely.

0:42:25
spk_1
 

We Are you guys doing twelve shots now?

0:42:27
spk_3
 

Yes. Yeah. But a lot of people don't know we're doing b two. B two k, b two k shots. Bam, boom, boom, boom, and you can take a bump, bump a bitch a gay. So you'll snort up a little line of b two k -- Mhmm.

0:42:43
spk_0
 

--

0:42:43
spk_3
 

and and, yeah, you'll you'll it really gets you Alright. It's leg day.

0:42:47
spk_4
 

Do you have any of the the tree paw in like in a I don't want the swallowable. Do you have an a chewable? Yes.

0:42:56
spk_3
 

Yes. Yeah. Here, just try this. See, that's how you know it's working. That's how you know it's working at NGI. ITI's and an achoo. Achooable. Go ahead. Take more.

0:43:10
spk_2
 

I gotta go try one of those. Let's let's come back in a sec.

0:43:13
spk_1
 

Alright, folks. Thanks so much for sticking out through the break there. You know, we've we mentioned previously that there was a couple businesses up above the gym that we were trying to sort of week out a orphanage and a nonprofit. And we finally managed this week to get those fuckers to get out of here.

0:43:31
spk_2
 

They hung on tough,

0:43:32
spk_1
 

but They hung on tough. But we we sort of hardballed them, told them we were gonna make as much noise as we could to sort of make their lives more difficult, and they decided to just Leaf voluntarily. We're really excited, though, because we sort of put out a a sort of classified ad in the newspaper posted online and got a bunch of submissions of businesses that that wanted to take over the space that we we are sort of the gatekeepers for, which is great. We own the whole building now.

0:43:59
spk_4
 

Half the space because we did need space. So we're using half of it to store our heaviest cookies. Mhmm. Our heaviest weights up

0:44:06
spk_1
 

there. Yes, right.

0:44:08
spk_4
 

On the kind of flimsy half

0:44:10
spk_1
 

and

0:44:10
spk_4
 

then the other half, we still we realized, oh, okay. We do have a lot of space. So we'd love some business Well, we've

0:44:15
spk_2
 

been disagreeing on what kind of business we want in there. Some of us want an eatery. Some of us want retail. Some of us want residential.

0:44:24
spk_1
 

Right. We just want chiropractic stick. Right. We we didn't we we couldn't decide really what we wanted. So we we just sort of guess and then as what? Possible. Yes. Which are interestingly enough, Bill, the first submission on the stack here. We have a Exxon Aksaw wants to get in up there.

0:44:45
spk_3
 

I was hoping we could build some sort of ramp up there. Yeah. They actually gas is huge right

0:44:51
spk_4
 

now.

0:44:52
spk_3
 

Gas is king.

0:44:54
spk_1
 

The big issue though, and I and and I don't know. We'd have to talk to them about it or maybe we have a solution for it. I don't know how you'd put pumps on the fifteenth floor, or how you get a car a car a car a car repair.

0:45:06
spk_2
 

Well, the ramp.

0:45:07
spk_1
 

Yeah. Well, yeah. I get it.

0:45:08
spk_3
 

Well, the ramp. Okay. So Well,

0:45:10
spk_2
 

it's gonna be a tougher one, but I think it's a it's a very sexy business. We all agree.

0:45:14
spk_1
 

Yeah. We have

0:45:15
spk_3
 

gas is back. Gas.

0:45:16
spk_1
 

Gas is

0:45:16
spk_2
 

good. Back, and it's it's easier than it's

0:45:18
spk_3
 

never been sexier.

0:45:19
spk_1
 

Yeah. I mean, the yeah. The the biggest thing Being

0:45:22
spk_3
 

part of the global global conversation of barrel. Yeah.

0:45:25
spk_1
 

And and the cool thing to me the cool thing to me, there was a there was a moment in time where we were like, the government's gonna come in. They're gonna make it harder to be in the gas business. The green like, green energy is coming back, but then all of a sudden, the government was like, actually, no. We like gas again. We're gonna we're gonna continue to like gas forever. Well you

0:45:43
spk_4
 

got two choices at this point. We are fucked folks. Yeah. It's over.

0:45:48
spk_3
 

Yeah.

0:45:49
spk_4
 

So Do you wanna scream about it and live your life righteously? Or do you wanna get as rich as the fuckers and get on

0:45:56
spk_1
 

board? Yes.

0:45:57
spk_4
 

Gas is back. Yeah.

0:45:59
spk_3
 

Use gas people. Use

0:46:01
spk_2
 

it. Use gas. Also, use

0:46:04
spk_3
 

gas is The gas that spills out of your car

0:46:10
spk_0
 

--

0:46:10
spk_1
 

yes.

0:46:11
spk_0
 

--

0:46:11
spk_3
 

you can reuse We go around. We get old orange lawn mower gas cans that have been in garages for sixty, seventy years.

0:46:20
spk_1
 

Gas has turned.

0:46:21
spk_3
 

We don't know. The gas has turned. But it's all always just

0:46:23
spk_0
 

--

0:46:23
spk_3
 

gas gas. -- gas gas gas gas gas. We've always known that.

0:46:27
spk_4
 

So, yeah, that's what that's what we're thinking is to kind of Maybe as a a way to kinda compromise. Some people don't think we should have gas station, some people -- Yeah.

0:46:37
spk_0
 

--

0:46:37
spk_4
 

do. The compromises we're thinking maybe a used Thriff gas station.

0:46:41
spk_1
 

Yes. Yes. Consignment gas. Consignment gas. Yeah.

0:46:44
spk_4
 

All the you know, it'll it'll generally be the ideal will be like, oh, this is a Thriff gas station for people who can't afford more expensive guests. Right.

0:46:52
spk_1
 

But

0:46:52
spk_4
 

really what's gonna happen is very wealthy people in their twenties are going to shop there to be cool -- Yes.

0:46:58
spk_0
 

--

0:46:58
spk_4
 

and drive the prices up. The people that it was originally for.

0:47:01
spk_2
 

As part of the race to the bottom, there's a lot of profit to

0:47:04
spk_4
 

be Absolutely. A lot

0:47:05
spk_2
 

of profit to And

0:47:06
spk_3
 

you guys actually just skimmed the top of the ocean and get seven thousand gallons a

0:47:10
spk_1
 

day. Hundred percent. At all. Seven thousand. Is that math accurate?

0:47:14
spk_2
 

Yeah. Well, how much you just give me given two hours a day.

0:47:16
spk_4
 

There's seven oceans.

0:47:17
spk_2
 

Seven oceans, a gallon an hour per day. You do this time. Seven oceans. That's fourteen times twenty four. Yeah. You could do that. Yeah. Yeah. I'd say you could do that.

0:47:26
spk_1
 

Yeah. So we gas is an option, but, you know,

0:47:29
spk_3
 

gas on the fifteenth floor Fifteenth floor gas

0:47:31
spk_0
 

--

0:47:32
spk_1
 

yeah.

0:47:32
spk_0
 

--

0:47:32
spk_3
 

is what we're where

0:47:33
spk_2
 

they gave called.

0:47:34
spk_1
 

Yeah. But but, you know, there's lots of different sort of submissions here in the stack. Let's go through them here. Do we

0:47:39
spk_3
 

have a food submission.

0:47:40
spk_1
 

Oh, we have a couple food summaries here. Yeah.

0:47:42
spk_2
 

Dick slash resort. I really want the Dick slash resort in there because I figure if we get good enough people making fun of you, while you're ordering food, maybe they could double dip and come down and be a trainer.

0:47:55
spk_1
 

This is I love those kind of restaurants where they make the whole thing that their mean to you. I think it's so funny. Mhmm.

0:48:01
spk_4
 

And so you you you think that the mean waiters could come down and train. What I think is you really focus at Dick's last resort on people's bodies. Mhmm. And that's what you insult and they go as well. I may be able to get a a membership.

0:48:14
spk_2
 

That's right. Because everybody else

0:48:16
spk_1
 

around the middle there, maybe go down and do some crunches.

0:48:19
spk_2
 

Take last resort is not just a tourist trap. It is a desk destination. People will come from all over to go get some of the worst food and get treated like shit, and then they'll trickle down to the gym.

0:48:31
spk_4
 

Yes. It's I mean, it's rigonomics. Exactly. It's rude rigonomics.

0:48:35
spk_1
 

I

0:48:35
spk_3
 

mean, is there a possibility where they try to serve good food, and the patrons make fun of the food.

0:48:42
spk_5
 

Uh-huh. And that's interesting. Because

0:48:44
spk_3
 

that's when I like to do it like a McDonald's Right? I do opposite dicks and I go and I go, what is this shit? Why are you working here? Yeah. This is disgusting. I

0:48:52
spk_2
 

like to find the

0:48:52
spk_3
 

little job.

0:48:53
spk_4
 

You go check.

0:48:54
spk_2
 

Tired minimum wage worker I can and then make fun of them because of where they're working.

0:48:59
spk_4
 

Okay. So waiters last resort is maybe what we would call it.

0:49:03
spk_3
 

Yeah. Waiters last resort. Should be real I think they could be nice.

0:49:07
spk_2
 

That's actually a great idea.

0:49:08
spk_3
 

Turn it on its head, make fun of the staff, and the server.

0:49:11
spk_1
 

There are some other food options. I do see Burger King's actually trying to move in here.

0:49:16
spk_2
 

Did that get slipped in? That wasn't part of the

0:49:18
spk_3
 

the That's handwritten. Completely handwritten.

0:49:21
spk_4
 

We should because that might make some people life way easier. What is the

0:49:24
spk_2
 

picture on there? Because the face is blurry, but the crown is crystal clear. Looks familiar.

0:49:30
spk_3
 

So

0:49:30
spk_4
 

what they submitted, like, a headshot of the burger king, but they've learned the facts.

0:49:35
spk_2
 

Something like that.

0:49:36
spk_4
 

Well, I don't know. I like, let's say somebody spends a lot of time at the gym, does a podcast there, but also works at Burger King. But the closest one right now is is across town and this person happens to have a Flintstone's car, so it works to speak to try to get to work so fast.

0:49:51
spk_1
 

Tom, you have a Flintstone's car. We seen

0:49:53
spk_4
 

you. No.

0:49:54
spk_2
 

Wooden. He's not the only one though.

0:49:56
spk_4
 

Yeah. Yeah. There's Barney's got one.

0:50:00
spk_2
 

You're the only flesh. You're the only human flesh person who has one.

0:50:03
spk_4
 

Is Bambam not human flesh? Is he like

0:50:05
spk_2
 

his dad? I think he's a cartoon like his dad.

0:50:07
spk_4
 

Well, he sure fights like a humanist. A kid beats the shit out of me with this little bat every day. That's sad. But it's a living.

0:50:15
spk_2
 

It's living freedom. It is a living.

0:50:18
spk_4
 

But yeah.

0:50:18
spk_2
 

But you're getting residuals for that.

0:50:20
spk_4
 

For getting beaten up by the Flintstones kids?

0:50:22
spk_2
 

Yeah. On a cartoon.

0:50:23
spk_4
 

Let me check my mail. I've got an app here that tells me what my mail is. No. Damn.

0:50:31
spk_2
 

Well, I feel like

0:50:32
spk_3
 

that was you, Todd, and you're trying to get a shorter commute to Burger King, where you work,

0:50:38
spk_4
 

wow, I have never felt so accused. Me work at Burger here. Me, a man who is bringing in so much money with his Jim play what is men or what are men, a free play where you donate please.

0:50:54
spk_2
 

Which I think is such An important artistic question.

0:50:58
spk_4
 

Yeah.

0:50:58
spk_2
 

What is or what are men -- Mhmm.

0:51:01
spk_0
 

--

0:51:01
spk_2
 

what word should we use there?

0:51:02
spk_4
 

Yes. That is part of the question of the whole thing, is a lot of the play is just about grammar. Mhmm. What how were was I supposed to title this? I just both. And so you can pay this is a play where you pay to leave. And so I'm making a ton of money off of this play because people will come.

0:51:18
spk_3
 

Right. I love that philosophy of having a thing be free, but encouraging donation -- Mhmm.

0:51:25
spk_0
 

--

0:51:25
spk_3
 

because I don't want to know what I need to pay. Mhmm. I want it to be fake. I want it to, like, operate on my Gill. I like that.

0:51:36
spk_1
 

I always I like looking into a donation bucket, seeing change and also a fifty dollar bill.

0:51:41
spk_2
 

Yeah. And

0:51:42
spk_1
 

just being like, well, what the hell?

0:51:43
spk_3
 

And then leaving feeling like you are good,

0:51:46
spk_2
 

you know. Yeah. There's nothing like being surprised with a choice. You know what I mean?

0:51:52
spk_3
 

Yes.

0:51:52
spk_2
 

I don't want to know that I'm gonna have to pay. I want it to be a freaking surprise and that I have to guiltfully do it at the end.

0:51:57
spk_3
 

But I hate knowing what I'm going into ever. Like what I'm signing up for, I don't wanna know.

0:52:03
spk_4
 

No. All my birthday parties, I b c c the invite list.

0:52:09
spk_1
 

Oh, that's good. That's good. That's good. That's good.

0:52:10
spk_2
 

It's really smart.

0:52:11
spk_1
 

Surprise party for everybody.

0:52:13
spk_4
 

Yeah. You're out. You show up and you're absolutely like, oh,

0:52:17
spk_3
 

and you have a lot of different groups of friends, so anyone could be there.

0:52:21
spk_4
 

A lot of different groups. Don't bring it well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I come friends. Yeah.

0:52:25
spk_3
 

You're the types of you're the type of person that when we hang out with you, we're like, your friends with them? Why? Like, weren't we done with them years ago? Why? You're still doing that? I like that about your part.

0:52:43
spk_4
 

Because he's a commercial director, and you never know if he's gonna put me in one. Right.

0:52:48
spk_2
 

Right. Well, you're also BCC by the party planner. So you've got no idea what's going on going into the party.

0:52:53
spk_4
 

Oh, yeah. I hire a party planner to do it all blind. And so it's I BCC everything in my life. Mhmm.

0:53:02
spk_3
 

But the cool thing is there's no room in your fridge and all the drink sit out on the counter?

0:53:12
spk_4
 

And it is BYOP. Of course. And it's not just that if you open the fridge, a couple things fall out. If you gotta try to figure out how to get it back in and how to even fit there in the first

0:53:23
spk_2
 

well, but at least you have a bone dry, Brenda, that takes up three quarters

0:53:28
spk_4
 

of three

0:53:29
spk_1
 

quarters of

0:53:29
spk_3
 

the British. The whole time. And no matter no matter what party you throw, hot dogs have always been cooked four hours early.

0:53:41
spk_2
 

Well, I think I love your party. For me, for me, I think we're being too upfront with what the business will be. I think we should make it a mystery, bitch.

0:53:52
spk_1
 

Yes. We all

0:53:53
spk_2
 

you ran Airheads? Interesting. The most interesting area. The most interesting airhead is the white one because you don't know what flavor it is.

0:54:03
spk_1
 

It's been the same flavor for fifteen to twenty years

0:54:06
spk_2
 

that I'm fascinated to this demo.

0:54:09
spk_3
 

I'm always confused. I don't know.

0:54:10
spk_1
 

Burger King is for sure not gonna be it. I don't think we can have fast food at the gym. I think that's a bad I'll

0:54:15
spk_4
 

kill you. I'll fucking kill you.

0:54:18
spk_3
 

Is it not easy?

0:54:19
spk_2
 

Take it easy. Take you.

0:54:20
spk_4
 

Following asleep on the wall,

0:54:21
spk_3
 

falling asleep on the wall.

0:54:24
spk_2
 

Todd. Come on.

0:54:26
spk_3
 

Get up.

0:54:26
spk_1
 

Oh, Jesus.

0:54:28
spk_4
 

Hey. Sorry. I freaked out. Yeah.

0:54:29
spk_1
 

He freaked out.

0:54:31
spk_4
 

Well, I'm just I'm a little low on money lately for no reason.

0:54:34
spk_2
 

Yeah. No. Me too. No reason because the gym is doing really well,

0:54:37
spk_4
 

but my

0:54:38
spk_3
 

main job is at capacity. Yeah. You gotta line out the door. Yes. It's like a club.

0:54:41
spk_2
 

We haven't figured out how to train for any of the money from the group gym account to our individual accounts.

0:54:47
spk_4
 

Yeah.

0:54:48
spk_2
 

So while I'm at the gym, I'm living high on the hog. But when I'm at home I say I don't have a scent to my name.

0:54:54
spk_4
 

Yeah. Well, we obviously started a business in the name Elon Musk. LLC

0:55:00
spk_0
 

--

0:55:00
spk_2
 

mhmm.

0:55:00
spk_0
 

--

0:55:00
spk_4
 

because we thought that they would maybe accidentally donate money into our account when he was doing stuff. But now they think like, oh, these guys are trying to steal money from Elon Musk. So we can never take money out of

0:55:10
spk_1
 

our account. Our bank account has been federal frozen by the federal government.

0:55:14
spk_2
 

But somehow our taxes are ridiculous -- Yeah.

0:55:18
spk_0
 

--

0:55:18
spk_2
 

as if we are Elon Musk.

0:55:20
spk_4
 

Yeah. We're we're we're paying Elon's taxes

0:55:23
spk_0
 

--

0:55:23
spk_4
 

yeah. -- but getting none of our own money. So please bring your business here if you have submissions.

0:55:28
spk_2
 

Yes. Well, needless to say we're open to submissions. If you have a good business, that you think fits above a thriving gym, with a little terrarium in it.

0:55:36
spk_1
 

I know

0:55:37
spk_2
 

that is not.

0:55:38
spk_1
 

Mercedes has has asked if they could say our dealership up there, which I feel like might be a good idea.

0:55:44
spk_4
 

That's kinda cool. Nice crazy shit.

0:55:46
spk_1
 

And listen, we and listen, all the heavyweights are on the flimsy side. So if you put the cars on the other side, there's no chance that the that the roofs will cave in. I think a car dealership's a great idea also, because we know those things are our money. Like, there's

0:56:03
spk_4
 

money. Oh, yeah.

0:56:04
spk_2
 

They'll pay rent to be on the We're taking commissions

0:56:06
spk_1
 

too on every we we put it in the contract, and we get commission on every car that cell?

0:56:10
spk_4
 

I could tell by the way that the people I bought my car from are desperately calling and emailing me to buy my car from me that they are doing very well.

0:56:18
spk_1
 

Yes. It's hard. It's just right now.

0:56:21
spk_3
 

Our leadership are killing it. Yes. They're like, we're gonna overpay.

0:56:24
spk_1
 

We're gonna use pay me.

0:56:25
spk_4
 

Please just bring please, won't give you anything. Just bring your fucking car back.

0:56:28
spk_1
 

Bring it back Please look

0:56:29
spk_4
 

at what condition this is.

0:56:30
spk_1
 

We will pay you what you paid for it, and we years later.

0:56:34
spk_3
 

We've been taking computer chips and hyperconductors up to the fifteenth floor and just destroying. Yeah. So there's a lot.

0:56:40
spk_1
 

Like the letter mid where it would throw a TV off the top of the place.

0:56:44
spk_3
 

Yeah. Yes. We are burning hyperconductors in a cauldron up there to keep the supply low and the demand high. That's the business I think

0:56:53
spk_2
 

we should have above the gym is the Letterman sandwich guy. We should have him build a little deli up there, and then Letterman will come by all time.

0:57:01
spk_4
 

Oh, and there's room for that. That's big money. That's big beard. I would love People

0:57:05
spk_2
 

who go to the gym love letterman. Yes.

0:57:08
spk_4
 

We've got look. We've got letterman on nonstop after day.

0:57:12
spk_2
 

Yeah. People who go to the gym love rye comedy.

0:57:16
spk_3
 

Yeah. Root beard is getting ripped as hell at the gym. Oh, yes. Your your ponytail and his beard actually did some sparring the other

0:57:27
spk_4
 

yeah. My ponytail went ten with Letterman's beard.

0:57:30
spk_2
 

Oh, man. Congratulations.

0:57:32
spk_1
 

That's huge. Nobody's done that

0:57:33
spk_2
 

with another year. And, of course, Paul Schaeffer, which they're holding the card in the beginning.

0:57:42
spk_1
 

My god.

0:57:42
spk_4
 

I gotta say thank you to Schaeffer. We really had to talk him into that. You really didn't wanna do it.

0:57:49
spk_3
 

So long of us with him in the gray room just wear it.

0:57:52
spk_4
 

They were like we could at least wear it's your sunglasses still here. It's like then he hit the keyboard, he was like, I mean, Well, let me please folks. Let us know if you have a business you wanna put above our gym. Right now, it seems like we're all eating burger king.

0:58:08
spk_1
 

No, Todd.

0:58:09
spk_2
 

But maybe, maybe.

0:58:10
spk_1
 

I feel I I'm leaning car dealership if I'm being honest. I love cars. Yeah.

0:58:14
spk_3
 

Card dealership gas station. Some it in there.

0:58:16
spk_2
 

Yeah. It's all mystery business. Maybe your heads. I don't know. Eric. A

0:58:20
spk_4
 

business where every day you walk in and you don't know what it is.

0:58:22
spk_3
 

Airhead's mystery log.

0:58:25
spk_4
 

But I I actually it's a time for my two thirty pickup game slash performance. So I got Yeah.

0:58:33
spk_3
 

Oh, yeah. You were you were cold clocked in rehearsal yesterday by by a guy on a fast break. Right?

0:58:41
spk_4
 

That's right. I well, I was in the middle of the what is man or what are men, end of the second act monologue. And I was just very in the moment and so I couldn't hear him saying, man on man on. Clear the court loser.

0:58:56
spk_2
 

Well, this makes so much sense for your play because you get knocked out by someone doing a layup, and it's like, hey. What is man?

0:59:05
spk_4
 

Wait. Exactly. What is that? I woke up I woke up six hours later and said that only one guy had stuck around couldn't afford to pay to leave. And so I delivered that line, and I think he liked it.

0:59:15
spk_2
 

And he's alive for now. Right?

0:59:16
spk_3
 

There are so many people

0:59:18
spk_2
 

stuck in the gym. Yes. But we're thriving, and you just gotta see it to believe it. Come on down to the fifteenth Street, fitness wellness center. And come get fit and well.

0:59:29
spk_1
 

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

0:59:31
spk_4
 

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

0:59:32
spk_2
 

It's fine. Everything's fine. And we're obviously driving.

0:59:35
spk_4
 

Great.

0:59:35
spk_3
 

Yeah. We're act capacity, but come on down.

0:59:37
spk_2
 

We're at capacity. We haven't figured out the financials.

0:59:39
spk_4
 

Well, this is a bit another episode of the teachers of science. Thanks again. To friend of the show, and most regular guest Howard loves for

0:59:46
spk_3
 

being here. Thank you for being here. It means a lot.

0:59:49
spk_2
 

You've been a decent guest once again.

0:59:51
spk_3
 

Yeah. We'll get to your plug neck time.

0:59:56
spk_4
 

Howard came on eleven seasons ago because you wanted to plug it. Like something that's been over.

1:00:02
spk_2
 

What did you wanna deploy?

1:00:04
spk_1
 

Oh, yeah.

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