Twenty two, thirty seven, forty six times fifty five.

Oh, Sam's got his little dirty workout notebook.

Four days a week.

Yeah.

That's fifteen grams of protein.

Don't interrupt him always doing that.

But he also

two hundred pounds by body, one pound of protein per day, per your mouth per hour.

One pound of protein per day, per your mouth per hour?

Something Sorry. Sorry. I got a little lost in my book

here. Yeah.

He really is like that is it beautiful mind? Russell Crowe? Yeah. I it's brought with

thank you so much, but it's ugly mind. It's my ugly mind.

Yeah. I

know, man. Fully in it, and I am a masked But I'm figuring it out, this little book has everything you need. Oh. This has almost the entire fitness equation.

Right? You are trying to yes.

Wow.

Sort of e equals m c squared, but for rip getting ripped.

Fully standardized fitness and dietary you heard me earlier, one pound of protein per month per day for hour in your mouth.

Yes. Like, I and I think it's one of those things where you can't if you try to think of infinity, you can't -- Mhmm.

--

get really the concept in your brain or how I mean, of course, we are obsessed with those new space photos that

are out.

Oh, man. Because we're all so

small. That was really something when I saw that. First of all, I knew why it was a big deal.

Of course. Yeah. I knew it looked

did you get it immediately like I

did? Absolutely. Of course. And it looked nothing like every other photo they put out every time. It looked nothing like that. You're right.

I could see the difference, and it made me go, I'm so small that that makes me good.

Well Well,

i I love to post things like that to to show that I know

--

mhmm.

--

to show that I know how small Well, I

know you've been studying astronomy ever.

I I listen. It's so when I post, about the space photos. I'm able to go like, so none of this matters, and it makes all the problems, of course, go away. And seems insignificant, and they don't matter anymore because we've seen this dumb photo.

Oh, my a good a common law. Dear, dear friend of mine. A dear friend of mine got t bone the other week and was in the hospital, and they posted about it on Twitter.

Oh my god.

And I post the photospace, and I said, well, think of it in the light of eternity. Think of your trauma in the light of eternity.

Shut up about your wreck.

Now Come on.

Look at this photo.

My dear friend, Gabriela, got to t bone. And I

and, Gabriela,

just to clarify, you're saying she got hit by car?

Well, that Gabriela is constantly running stops. She's got the most tickets for stop sign run.

She's running stops outside of a cow farm so she got t boned by about by a herd.

Nah. Gotcha. And and one quarter of

her is very tender. You can almost eat it up.

The type of accident she got into is it's not rare, but it's medium rare.

This is Raquel Wright, Raquel Porterhouse?

This is Gabriela, but yeah.

Gabrielle Not

raquel Porterhouse or her sister.

No. Yeah. Raquel Porterhouse.

Well, you can't you couldn't possibly hang out just one of you hang out with Raquel Porterhouse. You gotta have two. That's for two.

She's too much for just one.

If you spend a whole night hanging out with Raquel Porterhouse, they put your photo up on her wall.

Is it because she's got sort of a tough personality.

Yeah. It's a

little tough for you. A little hurt And

this is way so however, you gonna say you like the photos

of these?

I like it because it proves that being small doesn't mean, is it bad? It's

right. I don't know that it proves.

No. It's it's not and I don't think being small means that we should ignore the the the how special life is. I mean, yes, the photo is it's not Maybe I

was eating a little crass about the photo. Maybe I am for all students.

You're saying it's not about the size of the galaxy, sometimes it's about the negative space.

Right.

You got a lot of space

in your pan

because that's that's good negative space.

Guys, this isn't about my penis. You're saying

oh, yes. Scientists actually took a picture of the space in your underwear. Yeah.

There's more to study.

And I'm telling them,

doesn't exist. The Hubble. Right? The Hubble

--

yeah. -- to get it all in focus.

Was it the Hubble or the pupil?

It was the pupil. The Hubble's with the brother, that's right.

So they face the pupil and Well, the pupil let's let's be clear.

The pupil just has, like, one guy with a four k camera.

Right.

But I was happy to submit to science. You know?

But you're crotch can suck in gravity. Is that what they're saying

to someone?

They're they're saying that my crotch does contain what somebody similar to dark matter in the universe.

Right.

Right. It is it is a material that they know exists.

It's ever expanding.

It has

ever spam. My my yeah. The space in my crotch is ever expanding. And they're saying that it's a material that they know exists, but they can't prove its existence yet, which is not calling it

the no bang theory?

That's a the working title They told me they were gonna they were gonna change it when the article goes to print.

But you do have a black hole in the back.

Well It's

such in every Man, tell us about the black hole in the back. The front

repels everything in the universe. Isn't that true?

Right. A positive negative sort of Well,

i remember once I got sucked into your butthole. And I came out of your ding and everybody at age five years, but I was say, mate.

Well, a lot of people are saying that if you get good enough yogurt time travel, we'll be possible. If

you could

just hold the black hole onto the empty space. Right. I saw Dolph and Mark hovering around your asshole kinda studying. And you guys

are sitting here saying these photos are insignificant. And all of this is happening.

You know what? You proved this wrong.

That's true.

These photos are very significant, and it it it they're they're they're important. And I don't know why I got so up It makes

me wanna hero back in on my life at the gym. Yeah.

One last thing, Elite of Sandgardens, your dad, and that son black hole son was supposed to be s o n about you.

Thank you for adding that in time.

That was really important.

Chris Cornell, my father. He's not my father.

You're black hole socks and you wanted to come out now and die. Yep.

I had I cannot believe that was about you.

It's not. Oh, that's why they did the faces because when you heard those stories, they started to suck. I

i my from my jaw down was bigger than they expected. They pulled on the top of my skull, and it did

make my face. Elongate a little bit. They're expecting a long tail.

Healthy. The jaw is longer than we expected.

Why?

It got stuck.

Your mom is Mavis Leonard.

Chris Cornellelle and Mavis Leonard are your parents?

No. We know. My parents are.

And I don't know how maybe leto is just getting Jay's chin. They're not related. Whoa. Well, they weren't. We don't they do. Whoa.

Should we get into it? I feel like we should just do the show.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yeah. We were yeah. Yeah.

Well, everybody welcome.

The boxers are longer than my shorts.

Oh, well, it's just

because you're wearing compression.

Yes. Those are Jeff compression.

We've all started wearing the tightest compression shorts on the market.

And the shortest umbroze on top of them, we're really doing short compressions with umbroze on top.

Yeah. So you can see everything.

Alex and purple Because my comp sorry.

My compression shorts are so tight my legs have turned purple.

They look good, but folks, welcome to another episode of the teacher's lounge.

It's interrupt. Willie wonka was chasing you around because you thought you were that girl that ate the bubble gum. Right?

Yeah. Bruce. Yes.

Yes.

Well, and this is funny because I did eat really well because bubble gum. I wasn't that girl, but my compression shorts mixed with the fact that I did steal some gun off his desk when I went on an adult field trip.

Oh, yeah. We gotta take trips here. Little adult field trip. Well, we've

been working so god damn hard at the place that Howard's about to intervene.

No. Go ahead, Howard. Take it away.

At this point, it's, you know, we And have we named it?

Did we put a name up?

We we have I can't remember it.

It's a wellness center.

For third street, wellness, four street wellness center or something

like Thirteenth. Maybe.

Yeah. You know? Well, we had

to take a little hibernation because we had been getting so physically fit at the gym we all took a little long sleep.

Well, they had yeah. Well, there's the bulk period, and then there's the cut period, and then there's the sleep period, which a lot of people leave out of their fitness routine where You have to

you have to rest.

You

have to rest.

Serious serious, serious rest all the way to sleep.

Well and Todd knows all about this. Working out is where you break the muscles down.

Yes.

Resting is where they build back up.

Same with theater. It's the same with actors. You gotta break them down to build them back up. Right. That's always been my theory. And and I'm I've been in about twenty five year period of broken down

--

right. -- muscles, and I'm trying to build them back up.

You worked out so hard that you became an invertebrate. Isn't that

yeah. In vertebrae and also cold blooded now. Wow. Yeah. So Wow. Yeah.

Well, I know your toe was a snake. And we were milking it for testosterone. Correct.

Yeah.

So it's it's full you've you've you've developed full cold blood

full snake.

Which is a real asset.

Mhmm. Really nice, especially with this global warming that I've been screaming the rooftops about for years.

He won't shut up about it.

I know.

It is. I was right. I was right.

And but your theory wasn't necessarily that that Earth was warming because of greenhouse gases. It was it was slightly different.

Well, yeah, it was the methane theory. Yeah. It was that it's it's cow farts. Mhmm. We all know if cow stock farting with my new invention, the moo cork, then we wouldn't have global warming.

Now, Todd, I think I get it. But explain to us what the mooc work does. I think

it's pretty selfish. Well, we

saw him we saw him bust into QVC and get at least three minutes of uninterrupted air before they attack. My apologies. Mister Wonderful bucket gave him a stunner. Mister Wonderful and and Emerald Legasse came in threw you up his throat and stunned you and then drank a bunch of beers. But you got three minutes of the moot court.

I got three minutes of the moot court, and it's

in And

you you you pretended you were the cow. Which was what was your first estimate.

And I said, remember, if you give me the full four hours I requested, I'll do this on a real no. And I'm not talking about my ex wife. But so, yeah, demonstrate You

kept doing that joke in QVC over and over glass now. Looking directly in the camera.

At one point, I dropped my glasses and then I popped my head, tried to pick her up. And then you said

then you screamed At the table, what are you and my ex wife that bumped your head?

I used to bug my head on my ex wife.

How? Anyway In a rush. Of course. So you wanna plug up cows, but Yeah.

We we hope a little warm because we have no way. And then and then if they dispersed or threw up, then we wouldn't have global warming anymore.

Right.

And then we could still drive our awesome cars.

Which you still have not yet to land an awesome car.

Well, we are Yeah. The we is a little bit generous too in yourself.

I know you're every day, I see you Toyota dealership pretending like you're gonna buy something up there, but you're not. And you they you need to stop.

Well, I thought I got a hummeridge three, but it turned out I got a bummer. And so if it's a lemon

yeah. I guess. Yes.

But, yeah, I mean, we've all got awesome cars that we ride around on that we've choose not to have roofs on sometimes, and then we put the roofs back on by choice. Right. Right. How are you gonna intro the show?

I've tried.

He was so

many times. Yeah. I'll give it

to him. I've tried so much, but thank you all for listening to another episode of

the teacher's lounge.

And god's so far. Good's happening.

I had that one locked and loaded, baby.

Y'all know what the show is. I, of course, am Howard Levis. I was a boss, a teacher at the high school. Now I you know, bottom of the food chain in terrarium at the gym.

And a

pretty good racquetball player. I'm sorry. Who's up for sure?

You're pretty good at

that. Friend. That's a good friend. You are pretty good.

Well, you know, I I this is, of course, the the sort of primitive version of racket ball that's being sort of developed by

well, it is a racket. This this it's not tech technically

i pay the ball It's a racket ball. The ball the ball asks for The

ball gives you the runaround. Yeah. And you're in debt to the ball? Yeah.

You pay

the ball.

Well, the balls protect ding him of course.

Or will kick him back.

And I'll say I will say the ball has come in handy a few times when it comes bouncing bouncing around. The mouse has come in to shake me down. And the ball the ball hits the mouse in the head. Perfect weight. The the ball's a perfect weight knocks the mouse out for a little while and I can get away.

We started this because everyone was gonna kind of view a human life and watch you get stronger and be impressed. Yeah. You have now been, I guess, son by a mouse, a hamburger, and a racquetball. Yep. Two of which I didn't know were even sentient. Right. Have somehow

well, a lot of people are telling me, like, observers, I've been reading some of the sort of reports. We, of course, have people observe and report. Yes. And they've been saying that that there is a bit of a castaway situation going on. They're saying I'm anthropomorphizing a hamburger

well, hamburgers don't normally talk, but they saw a vacuum in the food chain and they began speaking into They evolved super fast.

That's That's that that is that is my theory.

I think

that's what's happening. A lot of people are saying, I'm imagining it all. There's actually nothing going on in there. They're saying, I'm going crazy due to being isolated from humanity except for the hour that we spend recording this podcast once a week. Right. I I'm telling y'all, if you came and you watched, I know sometimes it looks like I'm sort of moving the hamburger on top of me. No. I know that sometimes it looks like I'm hitting myself in the head with the ball. I know sometimes it looks like I

am This is a great justification, but it's not true. It's actually happening. It's really happening. It's really sad. It's not in your brain.

What happens, you find yourself beneath

--

i know. -- what around you?

But do you have any because everybody outside of the terrarium yes. Do you have any boats? Like, do you have any plans to rise up against these predators and and stake your claim at the top of the terrarium food chain.

You know a lot of people have been asking me this question and they're saying you can't live like this forever. You have to sort of stand up for yourself. You have to finally sort of assert yourself as not even the alpha you'd settle for the delta.

You know? But you're

smarter you're smarter than these things.

That's not true. Actually, it seemed it's starting to feel like I'm not But I'm trying to

figure out this. The mice don't have tomatoes. The mice

they they didn't until Until they saw how we're eating a tomato and they stole tomatoes.

Yeah. I got the tomatoes. But all I'm saying is all I'm saying is, you you can't skip knock down This many times without a meteoric sort of rising from the ashes to the situation. Yes.

The mice don't have cheese all over them.

Well Sam. What? Just make sure before you suggest the thing that's needed.

The mice got to the chief. Yeah.

Yeah. But the apologies. It's gonna happen, you know, I'm not I can't no one can stay down this long

you need to build community, get other people to help you, other things in the terrarium, to rise up against the dominant.

I I I did put in an order for a frog, a turtle, a lizard, and a snake.

All full ecosystem. Yes.

Oh, reptile guy was here and you put in an order with him. The reptile guy is constantly just strolling through the gym.

Well, we just freeland. Yeah. And we give And

we let him we let him do sales on the floor.

Well, if there's

nothing With little wooden boxes with chicken wire on them. He's got them there.

If there's one thing, these guys who are really big, you know, they all have a snake a snake tank at home. Mhmm. They love

their fetish. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

But so I've got these four animals that are coming in, and I'm not gonna let them get poached or or or or taken by the other side. This is gonna be me and my reptile, and amphibian friends -- Wow.

--

we're gonna take control of the terrarium. And I'm telling you now, before too long, one of us is gonna be wearing a crown on his head. That's all I'll say.

I am so worried for you. I do not think you should have gotten such Smarter than new animals, I guess, and stronger than new animals.

Yeah. The snake isn't a constrictor, is it?

I said as I said dealer's choice. So whatever they've got, they're gonna The

reptile guys love constrictors, and they got stories for days on them.

Surely, he's not gonna give you his most expensive, strongest snake though.

Well, I yeah. I hope it's not those. I mean, we just need to check the the stripes on them because, like, you know, like, red next to yellow, you're like a dead fella or whatever that is.

Yellow next to black friend of Jack.

Yes. Which that one, I don't really know what that means. There's a lot of, like, green next to red you should you should go to bed.

Bad. Just take a rest.

Yeah. When that means, like, should that you're okay to be next to that one or The

other spots it, like, tainter tots. That's for the snakes that love

fried food. Yes. That well, we've all seen a yell a snake with spots on it going through a drive through Mcdonald's. Yeah. Oh, when's the

last time you pulled up at a sports bar and there wasn't a snake with yellow spots at next year, you

know. Oh my god. How's in Todd?

Ab Yeah.

Spide yeah. Yeah. Unlike job. Just taking them down. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. But

yeah. So aren't gonna have to worry about me for much longer.

It's all set.

Oh, I'm not worried about that.

But, Todd, you're getting some very good inspiration for your play, which is still in previews.

Yeah.

And so a lot of stuff is changing all the time, third act changing.

Arts always changing in response

to the audience

and yeah. It's really it's moving, I would say, for me to just earn from people. Yeah. So what is men or what are men is the play I'm doing on the perpendicular part of at all gym at the same time across in court, cross court.

Yeah. Right. During some heated games.

And what I'm learning from watching the games is there's so much masculinity and pass Yeah. And so I am incorporating that into my play, which has been very interesting these these very talented fellows and me are kind of my play's got a basketball element to it now. Wow. She's really cool.

Can I just say, I really appreciate the tone of your your voice when you speak about your art? It's so gentle and smart.

She comes out naturally that way just because it's something that's so moving to me and I am so moved by lately men have gotten a chance to tell our own stories. Finally. And our sensitive sides and I think it's it's really powerful for us to still get to keep the space and still get to keep you know the cool things in life but to analyze ourselves.

So during, I was at one of the last when you put the play up

--

mhmm.

--

one of the last previews. And I didn't even know this sorry?

One of the last play ups.

Yes. One of the last play ups.

It's called the play up because it's a basketball.

Right. Exactly. Yes.

Play up.

Yeah. You did the lineup and you did play ups to get going, you know, warm up. Trails. Yeah. And you're really working hard.

Red, yellow, apple. Yeah.

Not a vocal warm. Yeah. And you the problem and I and just just from being not a real theater goer.

Please please

but could I Would you mind? And I wrote this in a comment card a few times, so I feel like you got it.

My broken glass is enraged after a couple of comic cards.

But you cannot act to the left. You can only act to the right. You're so You you just can't act to the left. You and you're you're terrible at it.

And I've noticed it too.

A lot

of the play takes part of the place on the left stage left. Yeah.

And there you are. Just fumble it. Anytime you cross to the left, fumble a line, Somehow Fall down. Yeah. Fall down. A little the bar, of course, there's always a bar on your sets. You you cannot stop drinking. If if if a character drank

that Charlie Brown and the and the the other reviews said the bar was too heavily a part of the set.

You had at least ten whiskeys in the first bag. Like,

yeah. That's the problem with the flavors. There's a lot of extra sugar in there.

Well, we could tell you thought it was too sour because you really made a meal out of him. You kinda would do a taste in the p in dumb and dumber. After every But I just feel like just just put the show. Put it on stage right. You're ready. You can go to the right you

have to challenge yourself.

The people will end up you're seeing partners are gonna cover you to the right -- Mhmm.

--

or or they'll be on your left, and you can go to right.

I don't trust them. And, of course, the big answering the phone call is on stage left.

Well and you couldn't even make it to the phone. And that's an integral part. You're waiting on a call the whole play.

Right. Yes. And one

of the tough parts is your play, of course, has defense.

So since you can't go left,

they know where to guard you on the right.

Yeah. The other actors are against you, really, and they're covering you to the right.

Block I shouldn't cast stolen? I cast a lot of versatile young wings who can switch on me everywhere I go and so

oh, somebody picked the hell out of you. Second act right before Andrew.

A big screen and you fell over and broke your shoulder.

Yeah. Yeah. It's been tough the halftime show is popular. It's the only time I'm not on stage, but people do like that.

I also think as a person who completely controls everyone who's involved, you gotta cast better referees. It's it's obvious to me that they're in the other they're in the defensive pocket.

Well, I cast by Rev Butt. And so I know you're not supposed to say this but we see a certain thing with referees, you know. And so you do have to go is it gonna look realistic if I stuff the butt? And I talked to the people who did Pamela Anderson's breasts on the Pam and Tommy TV show about prosthetic ref butts. And we tried some out.

Wait. You said you cast by what? By Rev butt.

Rev butt. Yeah.

The biggest butt. Oh, you want the biggest pumpiest butt.

But you're so smart.

You run you run your casting room like it's a police line up

--

mhmm.

--

and you just see if any of the reps can sit down.

Okay. If

any of them can sit down, they're not for you.

They're out. So we got five reps tired legs. But yes, they are not great at reffing and they seem to be maybe in the defensive pocket. Maybe there's a little bit of point shaving going on.

Absolutely, I'd say.

Yeah. But, I mean, I do think there's a lot there.

There's definitely been some proper shaving because have you been living in the basketball court area?

Yeah. Yep. I am in the red big time.

Oh. Really?

Well,

i think we all kind of are right now because we still haven't found a way to really monetize. I mean, the gym is packed. But what are we gonna do about these memberships and renting the upstairs? I mean, we've been loving the experience, but what kind of freaking struggle?

We love giving people a deal. So they seem like there are friend. So we've kinda been a little willy nilly at the sign up desks about what we're charging. Nobody's getting the same thing. We don't clear thing that we charge.

And the real frustration is how we've kind of done the price match thing that that like big box stores do where

everybody just do it being clear.

Right. Yum. We're you're

we're price matching. So if somebody gets a certain deal if they get, for example, we gave away a five year one dollar

--

well, planet of business was -- and

and then but then that guy's friend calls us and says, hey, my buddy got five years, one dollar, and we say, well, alright. We'll give you back the five hundred and ninety nine dollars that we took to you for your five year plan that we paid, what we call they charge you six hundred bucks for. So the price match thing is becoming difficult because when someone must give away a membership for almost no money.

You're looking at me. I hear you. I hear you. You're looking at me, and

then what's going about it.

It seems like a thing that would really be in your wheelhouse? Well, I've

moved on from financial math to athletic math. So I apologize. It's just not my wheelhouse anymore.

Yeah. It's good because not the math you had an issue with. Right? It was that it was dollars and cents. It was

the dollar thing.

Which are in hundreds.

Exactly hundreds, pennies. Who could even tell with this stuff.

You can only really, like, math only sinks in unless there's a burn at the end. If you're calculating a burn and yeah. And a a full give out of a muscle.

Now can you explain to me one more time the idea of more of calorie deficit. Yes. Because I'm really struggling with calorie deficit. And

this does tie into your whole, the math the the fitness equation

that you're

working on. Absolutely. You have to be at a calorie deficit if you want your body to get smaller. Right.

You

have to be eating less calories than you're taking in. Not eating less than you're taking in. That's the number. You have to be burning more than you're eating. Right.

You already lost me because I got really confused at the mistake just then. Yeah. So you have to eat eat You have to eat less

than you're burning.

Yes. You can burn more than you eat. That's right. And a calorie is is like a unit of energy? Yeah.

It's a unit of energy. It's amount it's the amount of energy it takes to raise water one degree. Right.

Wow.

So you're raising the temperature of your body, you're ramping up your body, and you gotta do something new every day. Say, for example, you're looking to get stronger ankles. You need to do

a real problem area for a lot of people.

Everybody's talking about one of these cankles. How do I get rid of them? My cow's man same thing. You gotta do one ankle up every minute of every year that you wanna be thinner.

Now when you say every minute of every year Yeah. That means one every minute of every year. So this flower

is if

i wanna have get rid of my cankles, I have to do an ankle up every minute. And now an ankle up, not everybody knows what that is. That's when you hang upside down outside of a building, and pull yourself up through your ankles. From your ankles.

Really? Yes. Wow.

And then that's

what you've installed on the outside of the gym when they're off the roof.

Yeah. Yeah. Everybody's called me Batman.

Yeah. So

right? Everyone has called me that bad. Right?

You know,

i I'll take your word for it.

I haven't heard it. So that you have been trying to stop crime around town and not doing a great job.

I've been trying. Well, I got the light. I started with the light, and the light lets me know that it's time to go. Unfortunately, I work the light. So I take a crime. I run up to the moon. I turn on the light. I go back downstairs.

Yeah. There I see the light. For most of last week, you were blind. Because you hit the light, you were seared right into it. These lights are bright.

Right. But I also ever since you started running the light and being Batman plane crashes are way up.

That is good. Right? I'm tired of plane travel. Because it's the number one killer of car travel.

You're right. And we do love cars. Can I

ask you? Is that true? Plain travel is the number one killer of car travel.

Yes. Let's say you have to go from here to Chicago. How are you gonna get there?

Oh, so you're saying it's the

answer a simple question. Okay.

You're right. You're right.

Somebody's a little scared of the truth.

You're tired of planes taking away from road trips. Okay.

Now you're going from here to the seven eleven across the street where how how are you getting there?

Car. Wam

--

yeah. -- loser.

What? Really?

Oh, you gotta fly to the seven eleven.

Have you guys seen this thing about what's her name from the Kardashians? She flies from Van NICE to Calabasas three times a week.

That's three a three minute flight they said.

That's right. Yeah. Insamed. She could be driving.

Wow. But so and we like car travel. Sorry. I'm just re calibrating my point of view here. I don't like to hate the Kardashians because of course I'd I've tried to date each and every one of them. Right.

And everybody that you've tried to date you have to love forever.

You have to love forever because you never know what could happen again. Obviously, there's a thing with me and Kim where I also broke the Internet in my neighborhood. Right.

You were trying You put a you broke a glass of champagne on your ass, and it fell into It fell on

the the the neighborhood. The fiber. Yeah. The five fiber hub.

We're all on we're all Erby or Erby fibers. And so I broke the Internet there and nobody talks about that.

Right.

Obviously, I I hurt Kanye's feelings a couple times. So you're dot com, and I fucking basketball players, you know. Yes. Yeah.

And you just got this expense friend. For, like, six months.

I don't know who that is either.

Oh, yeah. Scott did it. His whole personality was based on you. Right?

I don't know who it is. I don't know what it is. It was

these are all fun things. Yes. Whether you know or not.

You'd recognize them if you saw.

Because you

hung out with him for

all time. Scott Dissick.

Scott Speaking of Scott Dissick and tan unnatural tans all year round. Ears are burning. Well, I've gotten rid of all plastic. We've fully gone all just real quickly before the break. I do wanna flag that I've gotten rid of all plastic -- Wow.

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which was met with a lot of pushback. People are people like their plastic straws and plastic cloths.

We are in a carbon negative.

Whoa. Wow.

Not a carbon Neutral. Neutral. Carbon negative.

We're sucking carbon from the atmosphere.

We're taking carbon away. How did you do this? Well, I don't know. That we'll figure that out after the break. Yes. But but but but I also just took because we needed a revenue stream, and as we all know, we all have old man buff tell me now because we've been doing such good here at the gym. Tightskin. In an Audi now that used to be an innie.

And it's textured or

tagnured. It's rib. Yeah. It's fully rib. But I installed a tanning booths. Because we we and we got rotisserie style. We got rotisserie men.

So there's

there's rotisserie men in there. If you're not seeing the rotisserie man,

i don't think I have. Oh, were they the guys showering fully clothed the other day?

Yeah. So I I get we To save a little bit of money, I got one huge tanning circle smart. And we put to avoid tan lines, we put each man on a little I modeled it after the little taquito roller at seven eleven, and we got it to we got rotisserie men in there just constantly But we're drinking

what room is it?

What room is it?

It's the one that looks like the the the dog Tuxedo roller from seven eleven. You want go in there? I And there's just Well,

is it room thirteen a or fourteen a?

Fourteen a.

No. Thirteen A's, so it's in fourteen A.

It's in fourteen A. Is that something you needed?

Well, no, fourteen A's just where I've been going to eat my chicken lunch. Because it's right next to thirteen a, which is the Costco rotisserie chicken around.

Yes. Yeah.

Oh, no. Realizing I got those numbers confused.

Well, I do a couple of teens did show up at the front desk the other day, Sam and I were up there and then they would say, have you seen our grandpa? And I was like, no. I mean, he's checked in, but I don't have him checking out.

I have to learn to face my problems head on him those teens know that their grandpa was delicious. Did you

eat run over a disagreement?

Yeah. Oh,

no. Explains more Because I do.

I mean, we shared it together. We we cheer we cheer

it's a little bit my fault. I have a garlic butter mop. You know, little mop with all the bristles broken off of it that you just smash on chicken. That used to be a dirty that most barbecue kings and queens use on their meat. But yeah.

I've You've got barbecuers get the queens too?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm tired of people being like, did a man make this meat enough? But, yeah, I go in there and I

you based everybody on all this stuff. That's a great room.

Yeah. A lot of people are probably saying, well, that seems like it's just a a perfect set up for cannibalism, but it's

actually No. We don't do that. Well We don't have a And

and because people don't know that garlic and butter both have amino acids and other sort of chemical compounds in them that -- Right.

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that are protective against skin cancers and -- Yep. -- and sunlight.

Yeah.

I mean, I don't wanna say this

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in that order.

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i hate this, but I did do a a pre interview for Chef's table.

No. It did. I I did. Really?

I did. They they did the interview, and then all those violins started playing, like, the intro.

Wait. So you did wait. They did that they do that live. So you did the pre interview, and then and then they threw it into the intro of

the show. They threw right into it. See how

you can handle it. They do this in Hollywood, they'll do this. You know, they'll do it with screen tests

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mhmm. -- and stuff like that. Yeah.

They're trying to see if you can actually deliver on What up here, Mal?

I'm just talking about Hollywood. I don't know what you mean.

Oh, yeah. You're right. Hollywood, what they do, that's Yeah.

They do the premise mile.

We're just talking about Hollywood in Hollywood.

Eyes and teeth.

Eyes and teeth. Everybody's smile.

Show both rows like Hollywood.

I feel like Bradley Cooper right now.

The first time I met my agent, he said, let's see the bottoms.

Yeah. If you're that's if you were gonna come to Hollywood, get your bottom teeth ready because they're gonna wanna see them. They wanna see them out here, folks.

Well, I but I I don't wanna leave this room because this is the most popular room. It's become very popular with like it when you're fourteen, your friend's dad that you go over to his house. Like local realtors are coming in and using this this rotisserie room a lot.

Yes. I mean, it is really popping off, and it's one of the biggest sellers for our memberships, which we will get a handle on. But Yeah. People just wanna bronze up. They wanna, you know, keep that glow all year.

And how's what about everyone's hair in there?

It's it affects it. I'm told not at all. It's fine. I'm told it doesn't affect your hair at all.

The only thing I have seen is they are getting caught in

the rollers. Yes. And and then

you're getting sort of stuck to the rollers and everything.

We haven't had a couple issues. We've had to shut it down for an hour or two, what we call -- Mhmm. -- a mechanic. Well, you mean the barber? Yeah. The barber. Well, here we go.

We call a barber. I'm happy to get in there with the drain o mop and really just melt down some hairballs and get them flushed out.

But I don't love a good mop something.

I mean, I'm just getting there's so many mops in there that I'm but but I I I have to run it. I mean, like, I'm and I'm fine running it because it is making a lot of good money. But, yeah, I don't think people really care about their hair Like, out

of out of the gym, though.

It's at least four characters, man.

People don't care about hair that's us for.

Well, guys, I gotta run to the restroom. Why don't we do it so pretty?

Yeah. Let's

y'all take a look.

Frank, we'll be back in just a

bit. Alright.

Alright, folks. Thanks so much for sticking it out through the break. We're back and as always on the show. We've we've prepared a little bit of a segment for the second half year. You know, a lot of people have claimed in the past that we aren't necessarily open to other people's opinions or or or comments, concerns, questions, etcetera. So we wanted to make sure we kinda go back to our roots as as educators Who

should be? So curiosity who said that?

I you know, I've been seeing a lot on these anonymous message boards, people on Reddit, four chan eight chan. Bull it.

Say it to my face q now. Say it to my face of q, bitch.

But we are we're bringing back We're bringing bringing back the old the question tube, the suggestion tube, the advice tube. It's it's it's, of course, a thing we had back in Hamilton where we put a box out, and then not see

to us at the gym just being, like, asking these little questions, like, guys, we can't be doing this all the time. We're trying to run this thing. Put it near where we plan the meals. Yes. Put it in the little box there. Obviously, we do meal planning for everybody who wants on a little chalkboard. Yes. We write out weekly meals and Don't do

the prep. We don't do the prep. That's too much. No. We do the plan.

No. No. We do the plan.

We give them the menu.

Yeah. We get so we have a little suggestion there and people, you know, it's shaped like a it's it's shaped like leg curler. One of those curlers that you squeeze in the center and you immediately pull a muscle right here in your groin. It's shaped like that. And maybe we shouldn't have gone. My favorite my favorite machine at the gym. Yeah. The clamshell rip your groin.

Yeah. And an abductor

e The hip abductor

yeah. Whatever it's called. Yeah. We got one.

We love that.

Yeah. But anyway, we asked people from now on instead of asking us questions, making comments in person, they could just submit those questions and comments to the question tube. And then we'd we'd address them on the show. So we're decided we'd pull a couple out of the tube today and just address them here

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yeah.

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for everybody all in one place.

Yeah. Anybody got one and these are all from we made them right. It was not anonymous. Yeah.

They Like,

if you're gonna ask a question, you're gonna you're gonna own it. Yeah. I got one. You got one.

Yeah. This one's from Who's

this from?

This one's from Terry Frost. He's been a member of the gym for thirty days.

Right. Remember of the Frost family. They make Refrigerators around town.

That's Robert Frost also.

Poet. Yeah. The poet.

The poet?

Well, the refrigerator poet. That's the Robert Frost you're thinking over

roses are red, violets are blue. I'm gonna put this in the fridge. How about you? And it's called leftovers.

I I came upon I came upon a fridge Yeah. With with two different doors, I chose the door less opened.

That's right.

And that one's based on an actual Robert Frost thing I'm assuming. Yes. Mine was not. Mine went rogue pretty quick. Thing had nothing to do with the source.

Everybody at home named three Robert Frostbone.

Yeah. Good luck.

You can only name one, and I used it. Well, Terry Frost says

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yeah.

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i'm in the shower, and my sandals are nowhere to be found. Can I just use these ones by the wall or are they somebody's?

Okay. Derry.

Make sure.

So nice here.

My question is, did you walk to the shower with yours on?

That's a good question. Terry, grow your sandals.

Or is the Sandle thief back, which we had thought because we've been tough Well, we arrested someone. We did arrest. Absolutely. No bullshit. We had a weak bathroom mayor who let everybody do whatever they why. And he came in and cleaned it up.

And that was the first job we filled. Law and order we filled was bathroom made.

Yeah. We had a law and order bathroom

at ten.

You know

what happens when the bathroom doesn't have any law and order in there.

It's Chaos.

Chaos. But there's

a lot of

go into a buffalo wild wings. You see what I'm talking about?

Yes. I went to a buffalo wild wings a couple of years ago. There was literally four inches of water on the whole floor.

Dude, buffalo wild wings is such a a metaphor for communism. I mean, you really wanna be a so list. Y'all want it. Look at a Buffalo Wildwing.

It's okay. Hey, comrade. Empes is on the wild in that fucking place. I'd love a week more.

Exactly. Exactly. But

to get back to the question

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yeah.

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to to mister Frost's question, odds are there Unless you came in with those sandals, those sandals are not yours. I agree.

It's just

like Terry was asking a pretty time specific question. Right?

Yeah. You

said, like, can I take these ones right now next

to me? Right.

I I think with Terry, we should let you know that the two the tube is more for, like, longer term

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yeah.

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the beautiful system. And cheese.

The piece of paper it's written on is barely it's fully soaked in water. Yeah.

I gotta be honest. Most of what I read was a guest. Yeah.

He wrote it in the shower, Terry.

In that question. And the three minutes of answering that question, we hit Robert Frost, the refrigerator poet. We we hit bathroom there.

We we we flow out with matter.

So, Jerry, we got nothing for you, buddy.

We got Jerry, worry.

Don't worry. Stop you. Very tough on flip flop crime in here. I I check everyone's beats to flop situation. And if your flops don't fit your feet, that's thievery. And I'll take them a phenomenal

ball. Yeah. We're not letting the bathroom become this wild, ungoverned area anymore. We saw how that worked out. Okay?

Yeah. So yeah.

But

thank you for the question. Yeah.

Thank you,

terry. For the question. Terry, thank you

so much. For you, Terry.

But but thanks. I got one here.

Oh my god.

This one comes from let me see here. It comes from Samuel zip time. ZipRecruiter.

ZipRecruiter? Oh, wait. Yeah. It's ZipRecruiter. It's weird.

His last name is not spelled exactly right by. I do think it's pronounced ZipRecruiter. Okay. Same it with ZipRecruiter here. Your question is, hi. This building should actually be a library.

Okay.

I'm cool with there being weights and stuff, but I actually think should be a library instead of a gym. Can we make it a library?

So I think we all know who this is if we're sitting and walking around. Go ahead, bro.

We have

i mean, people are coming in here all the time being, like, this isn't zoned for a gym. It's zoned for a community betterment.

Right.

Is the zoning

well, yeah. It's supposed to be a sort of non noncommercial some something like that.

But we got grandfathered in because we knew the city council member. So I do wanna say that next week, we will have books you can check out. Well, and then technically have

to have

partner on-site. Call on that.

So we're stealing some books from the library. Yeah. Go ahead, Scott.

Until then and I think after that, the way are on a dewy decibel system.

Mhmm.

So if you come in and you search the little catalog, you can find whatever machine you're looking

for. Yes.

And there's some gaps. There are some gaps in the system. Because Dewy Desibel is so specific. There are some gaps. We don't have enough Well,

we all know Dewy Desibel is a man who was too loud for the library, and his he ended up killing himself because He's asking where's his book? Where's his book? Too loudly. He's screaming. He reads aloud in the library. But, yeah, we we honored his his his his likeness well, he's his face is on most of the dumbbells.

Do disability.

Do disability. And people ask us who is is we gotten tired of answering.

Now we don't. It's here for posterity, folks. You know all about But

we will have a bunch of I bought a bunch of we we all went on Amazon and bought a bunch of self help

we went to our local bookstores and bought a bunch of self help books. These bookstores. And they all came four weeks later, which we were really excited about.

I actually I went down and I bought some in person. Mhmm. And I had to put them in my car

and -- Oh, yeah.

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just a

gas to get there. Yeah. And the lady dunk.

Yeah. The ladies stink. What's hey. And that's what it is. Yeah.

And it's not here's new thing. Anything other than a person's smell.

Obviously, every store you go to, it has everything in stock. It's not annoying at all. That you go there for one thing, and it's it's always there. It's always there.

I'll I'll do that smart thing where you'll check online to see if they have it. And then I'll go get it and get extremely disappointed

that it isn't there again. That's how it was. Of course. There's three in in Isle b. Where?

Let me go check-in the back. They'll say they go in the back and they say, yeah. I don't know. For a problem. Yeah. They say, I don't know. Website must have been wrong.

Nobody wants to work anymore. Every store go into these kids -- Right.

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these -- Right. -- you know, I I don't know how to say it blue collar. People you know

all people wanna do nowadays is post.

All they do is click click click Pick, pick, pick, it's six six six. Hey,

is triple six.

Todd is trying to slip in his new t shirt design on the the show. Yeah.

But I bought a lot of self help I bought I used to be an asshole, so can you?

I'm nice.

That that

one is

that's a great book. That's reversed

though, though.

Yes. Yes. Yes. That was on the not New York Times bestseller, but Staten Island, bestseller list.

Even better. Yeah. We got let's see. Esther Parel, who are mating in captivity. We've got a new one being cooked, and it's all about fixing your relationship by letting your partner have sex with someone

else about you. Being extremely vulnerable.

Yes. As Yes. And we love Esper. She's got her new book being cut, which we were all at the talk back for. We left our wives at home with their friends, and we can hear their pleasurable screams from the

and it was great for all of our relationships.

It's really strengthened the mystery in my relationship. Yes.

Straight I'm the history.

I love open relationships because I never have sex with anyone else, and they always do.

It's finally evening out the relationship. Yeah.

It's me meeting up with friends for lunch and them getting their back blown out. While I'm at lunch.

Have you ever noticed how it's actually impossible to find a mate? Yes. What? I'm sorry to think

they only recommend these books to guys that women don't know how to break up. They give us the books and that we're off learning while they're fucking.

Exactly. Yeah. Sometimes I wonder if my wife is even wearing

a very close commercial airliner.

Glow.

Okay. You shall all be in a car. Yeah. You shall all be in a car.

Get in the car.

Get in my car.

That's a kardashian taking a two minute.

Yeah. But anyway, mister ZipRecruiter yeah. Next week come come through next week, and we will have some stuff. I'm also I'm I'm I just did a magazine or So we will have magazines at the front desk as

well. ZootBooks? Did you get Zootbook? Zootbook? Did you get ZootBooks? Second page has Nick every animal just shows their muscles.

Yeah. They have naked naked pit bull. Yeah.

I wanna see a naked pit bull and a naked gorilla.

I did get Zoomooks. Yay.

Yay.

Calm down, you guys. They're just it's

not that Alright.

Cool. Here it is.

Alright. Thanks so much for the question, mister Zipprecruiter.

Yeah. Thank you.

Appreciate you. Appreciate you.

Appreciate you.

PG. Let's say let's say

do you got a question there?

Yeah. Okay. So this one is from Lacey fixture. Of the Finkster family.

Yep. We know them. We know them.

We know them.

What do you keep in Fixture Price.

Fixed your price.

Which is which is what happened when Jeff bridges helps me and I when I was getting overcharged at the Safeway. It's your price.

Yeah. Hey, listen. We always call in bridges when we're haggling.

Oh, It's a

man. But maybe I think surprised me. Right? I love it. Yeah. And she says, Lacey Fisher Prash says, what do you keep in your gym bag? Do you pack light or make sure you don't leave anything at home? This is a good question.

Very question.

I mean, it's not inherently have a joke in it. No. Or funny at all.

It's a I I call it a playground question, you know.

It's it's Really? It's rife.

Well, we haven't decided lately to in still a new policy. Some of these lumps were walking around our gym with a little too much in the bag. You

know? Right.

So now there's a weight limit.

Yep. Because it only It's gonna say it looked like these guys were going on a a backpacking trip up Ridiculous. Yeah. Trailer or something. Ridiculous.

Too much. So normally, you can only have a sixty pound bag with you on the gym floor. Yes. Sixty pound bag. If anything He has to have rollers.

Yes. And if there's anything over there, you gotta check it. And we have we've been checking bags, and we've been losing them.

Right. And we sent her to Mexico on a plane.

It's been really tough. For us.

It's been so hard because we're having to come up on we're having to on the fly develop a checking system. An accounting system to make sure we know where the bags are.

Well, we can't keep them on-site. That's the real issue. We don't have space on-site to keep the bags

well, since we're telling people to pare down in their bags, what are things you think you

definitely do need

to get into

the bag?

Yes. I'd say a lock.

Yeah. Because it's gotta be in our lock. And it's

dirty lock because, of course, we are as hard as we are on crime here, it is rampant. It is New York in in an eighties movie. Mhmm. You know, the gangs are spray painting everywhere.

And we also have the media in town playing up the violence. Too. Oh, yeah. So you feels whether it's true or not, old people are scared.

Yeah. Whether it's true or not, creator of entourage is constantly posting about it on his Instagram. But -- Yeah. -- you know, I I I'm a big fan. Of you always have to keep a change of socks

--

yes. -- so

you don't live with socks. Absolutely. Underwear, underwear, underwear, underwear. You can't

you've changed after every set. Isn't that right?

You have to.

Depending on what you're doing, if you're doing a deep squat, obviously underwear touch Tushy. And so you have to change after every set.

If underwear touch Tushy, that's to change. Mhmm.

Yeah. And if that's what you don't want from underwear, you're gonna be changing a lot. If you don't want your underwear to touch tushy, it's really hard to keep them off

to it. I can't have my underwear touch tushy. And I've touched a lot I've tried a lot of things including the old cow cork but, you know Right.

You had balloon balloon panties for a while that would keep the underwear off of your skin. But then you didn't like how the balloon touched your skin.

Balloon didn't feel good on my in and well, let's say when you let them out at the end of the day, the smell of the kind of well, let's just let me actually just say this. Go ahead, it is.

What are you gonna say?

You really blow that balloon up as the day goes up?

Okay. So you're fired again?

Well, I don't think the the the the the little nipple that you used to blow it up, and I love saying that word. I don't think it's supposed to be blown up by your own air. Mhmm. Your your your butt air.

Oh, I'm putting it on the wrong way. Yeah.

And even though you're using the panties incorrectly, they are beautiful I will say they look lazy.

Oh, la la. Oh, la la balloon pennies here.

I'd love to see him do another set and then have to immediately change Penny's

the guy I was saying. You would say that over the intercom.

Yeah. I sometimes I forget about the intercom being attached to my

head. Alright. Sam constantly has the the the mic from this spin class on at all times.

That's right.

Taking personal calls. Everything's piped in loud.

Yes. And I am still trying to figure out how to make it just go to ear, but right now it's going to everything. So, yeah, if you guys can help me out, I'd appreciate it.

Yeah. We are I'm unplugging and plugging things in all day trying to get it to work because I just keep restarting things and just trying different stuff.

That that kind of if we don't mind leads into the question I had. Oh, perfect. Are have we finished with what's in our gym bag?

No. I think we got under where

we got locked I think we're good.

Fish shirt.

Right. Yeah. Underearing a lock. Fixed

your price.

Your price.

Thank you so much. Thank you, Lacey.

Your price. So this next question is from John Wayne Macy's. And

yeah. Okay.

Yeah. The question here is and it's off of kind of -- Uh-huh.

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it was a reminder because what you said, The bikes in your spin classes so far are only penny far things and then a parenthesis, the big wheel upfront small wheel and back and recumbent. Parenthesis, ones where you're laying down and pedaling with. Will there be real bikes anytime soon?

Right.

Comma, also the unicycle is hard. Okay.

Okay. Now, people have been complaining about this, but we always wanted that our spin room looked like that Olympic event that you watch, and it's confusing because it looks like people are riding on the side of the wall. You know what I mean? Like, I'll just go drone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it is an actual sixty forty five to six fifty five degree incline -- Mhmm.

--

and people can ride recumbents and penny farthings and unicycles around in a circle.

Yes.

And it makes for a great workout.

But we have to put on the bowler hat helmet, of course. Yes.

You have to look like you're from the nineteen twenties.

Of course, the teacher

act and looks like they're from the nineteen twenties. The music they pipe in to pump you up is like

rack time?

Right time.

Yes. It's the whole cast of newsies is the teacher. Here. Yes. And they are just as annoying off

well, we saw Peloton and we were like, okay. Be annoying. Right? We get it.

We get just go a

different direction. We're trying to do our own sort of roar.

Yeah. That's what I was gonna say. A lot of people look at it and they say this doesn't look useful or good feels like it's not actually an exercise. The bikes

here are But I got a disease from the nineteen twenties in there.

Right. Which

which is rabbit. I'm like, which one.

I came here in my stocks crash.

Yeah. But the reality of it is

oh, this is what my grandma was talking about and why she doesn't eat much bread.

I'm worried when I come in here that people are not taking this Hitler guy seriously at all?

They keep talking about how beautiful the Nazis outfits were.

I just think it's it's we wanted to set this gym apart from other gyms. So you're not gonna come in here and see the traditional sort of, like, tank tops and tights and and sports bras and tights on

our

instructors on these sleek, nice, brand new, clean bikes. You're gonna come in here and you're gonna see something you've never seen before and never even knew was possible.

You're not gonna be attracted to any of our trainers. Absolutely. That was our first rule we knew we

had That is in our constitution. Yes. Not gonna be attracted to any of our teachers.

We're seeing some of the longest helmets you've ever sheep in there. They go all the

way back

for early dynamic. Yes. Yes. Oh, and

and that reminds me of a new class. I I'm excited to promote for our bicyclists which is being annoying as you pass people. And so it's it's very clear trading for on your left. Yeah.

And and folks, don't be and don't don't be confused. It doesn't matter if somebody is in the lane or in in your way. You're saying you're just saying that. Even if they're already as far to the right as they can get. Yeah. You're the most There's off the path to the right. You're still supposed scream on your left.

One of the most important things for a group of cyclists is to not make your lunch plan until you're on a busy load. You wanna be yelling to each other where the destination is right as you're passing all the busy pedestrians.

Yes.

Yeah. And and we also are teaching them how a completely take over a coffee shop. Yeah.

We let them

do we're teaching them that they're getting really good at that. Yeah.

And what do we call it? What do we call that class? What we what we teach them to step as loudly as

possible.

Right. I was gonna say, yeah, if one first rule of cycling is ruin every floor.

Quaker stop.

Yes. Well well, we start with the basic never bring a change of shoes. We we we start with that. What you can manage that? Yes. You're good to go. You're good to go. Yeah.

Of course, level three is finally facing your greatest enemy, the door. Yes. The car door, which we know is very simple

for a bicycleist. I mean, we also teach kind of like a subclass, which is the ability to take up all the storage in your house and and garage by having simply two of them. That's kind of a niche class. And it's more of an idea, then you just simply need to have a bike.

It's annoying. Discussed in this routine.

Or, like, how to ride a bike once a year? And for the rest of the year, it take up all of your Yes.

So you close on the floor. Yes. That one I like.

How to spend your your kids back to school money on your hobby?

Yes. How to get in the way of the newest mode of transportation that is the best cars. We

love Cars. Cars are back. Gas is back. We're we love those.

Gas is back. Finally, it's back.

Speaking of, we do need to quick talk about the upstairs. Oh, right?

That's the big reveal. Of course, we have the upstairs, the flimsy half store all our heavy things.

We do have a six we've we've signed a six week lease. We we've let somebody

standard six week lease. Standard

a business. We wanna see how it goes. Yeah. So we've made it short term. And, you know, there was a gas station looking There's a Mercedes dealership, mystery airhead, chunks, there. Well, you

should see, you know, there's a business but you're not really sure what it is.

Yeah. It's a mystery.

And what did we what was it? What was it?

What was it? Let's see. What are we

well, I think for a while, we were talking about making it a color me mine. Right. That didn't work out.

Oh, right?

No. Because we wanted to change the idea of color that, me. Yes. Color me that.

Color me that.

And it was always filled with rage. Caller me that, and it was rage. So that didn't work.

Yeah. That didn't work. Let's see. Ed Eats was a close one. Edible edible Eats.

No, edible Eats. That's a one. That's a one. Police, edible Eats We appreciate

for edible Eats.

Edible Eats A true restaurant.

Yes. Colin a true restaurant. It's and you can and you can get you can get a friend an edible e for dinner for them? Yes. For lunch, for breakfast,

and these sleeves

are awesome. Never snack?

And these things are they're really awesome. I think a lot of people are maybe confused about what edible Eats is. So we should explain, like, what

what

exactly so if I'm gonna I wanted to get an edible eats for dinner. So I would go on the website, and I'd see many, many different options.

You look at the menu?

Yes. The menu.

It's not arranged as much as the other edible. You're

using No.

No. No. This is edible arrangements. No. This is edible eats. It's it's you can go on there. You can order tacos, hamburgers, hot dog. And it's all real

it's all

real. Yeah. It's all real. It's all real. All real. I know what you're thinking. It's all real. Yeah.

It's all real. Not sure.

That was our first question.

And then you can go there or you can order it out -- Mhmm.

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take it take it to go. We're working with DoorDash for delivery for edible eating.

I I have already forgotten this. Once you get the eats -- Uh-huh.

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you have them there, Can can you put them in your mouth, chew them and then swallow them into your throat and stomach?

Yes. Yes. Yes. That's awesome. I know what they're thinking. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can do that. Oh my god.

That's really awesome, I think.

You come, you know, when you're hungry, So, like, oh, I'm hungry.

Duh. Oh, yeah. Duh. Yeah.

Well, I think, you know, with us, we just want everyone to know that, like, you know, we're very straightforward. We've always sort of been very clear, so we just want you to know, this edible eats.

Mhmm.

This is the kind of food that you can eat. It's edible. Good.

It's edible eats, and it's hot. There's cold. There's bread to season.

It is hot. And there's cold.

Oh. There is cold. Oh. Yeah. I didn't look very close to the menu. This so excited.

Yeah. It's cold.

I might bring out a little date there tonight.

Really? Just one thing we should say, they don't have any drinks. There's no drinks. Right.

We're trying to get partnered with potable drinks. Yeah. Potable drinks. Yes.

Potable water. I wouldn't

expect it. It's not in the name. Yeah.

That's You know

what I mean?

Okay. It's

not in the name.

So talk clear. Then I think it'll be clear.

BIO drink. It's it's basically it.

BIOD. Yes.

But but, yeah, that's really exciting. So that's going in to as we speak, it'll be up and running.

And can

you smell it?

That's really

good. That's

that's really good.

Love it.

Man, the mix of food food being cooked gym smell. Something about it. Something about it.

It's good.

Yeah. But we do have to keep get going because I'm on locker room patrol tonight.

Oh, good. Good.

I have You're

on night watch. A couple of people did mention to me the overnight crew last night mentioned that they did hear something going on in the laundry room in the in the locker room. I believe This The laundry room in the locker room. Yeah. The laundry towel. The the I don't I haven't seen it -- Uh-huh. -- yet.

I thought maybe it would just go away if we didn't go out the big towel. Obviously -- Yes.

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there's a big towel that's fused together because we've been washing all the towels with just vinegar because

it is environmentally friendly.

Yes.

The heartbeat, it might be a child of ours.

We'll see.

But is this what we think is happening?

Well, I I hate to do this, but I I well, you know how the how the towel kinda breathes, like,

yeah.

I do feel like one of us is related to the towel. Like, maybe it's our dad.

You think that tells our dad.

Yeah. Oh, because it's

man It's like Darth Vader. Oh. Oh. That's what yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And I know the plot to that. I know all the specifics.

I mean, I've always felt like Luke Skywalker. Right.

I've always felt like you were definitely the chosen one. I mean, you've lived an impossible amount of time.

Yeah. I I watch movies like Neo and his friends and I watch movies like Luke Skywalker and I watch Shalamet and and his buddies

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yes.

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and I relate to these -- Yeah.

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i guess Christ like figures.

Right. Right. These way fish Christ like

well, I mean, I think that's about it for today, guys.

Well, thanks again to Howard Levis for guesting on the show. Yeah.

Howard really wanna hear what you have to promote?

Yeah. What were you gonna promote? That first episode you came on as and now you're, of course, a friend of the pod.

Was it something that was time sensitive?

I mean, at I at this point, it's been

so because that was when was that? Two thousand Two thousand fifteen? When we first, we did our first season.

Two thousand fourteen, I wanna

two thousand or fourteen. Yeah. So what then were you trying to talk about. That was important

to me. It was something about we need to really keep our eyes out for this guy. Mhmm. It's like a guy. Is that what we needed

to, like, make sure They they like, you you think he's a joke, but He's not. And it's like

we need to take this guy seriously before he gets elected or something. Yeah. Oh, right?

It was Yeah.

You were, like, from the future, and you were telling me

that was the right thing to worry about?

Guys, you wanted to say

something as the first guest of the podcast.

I think you guys are misremembering this. I I am I I've been on the show. I've been a member of the show. I was part of

the I

no. I I was part of conceptualizing this show.

It doesn't feel like that's right.

No. We're gonna have to check the emails.

I'm pretty positive. I sent the first email and got this podcast approved by the school if I'm not because I start I

have receipts. What trick do you receipts?

I've hosted the show from day one. I've been the first voice you hear. On this app on this show since the the day it started.

Well, we've got receipts. We'll check it out. Big ups to Howard Levis for taking time out of his date, a guest on our podcast.

Yes. It really means a lot.

We're all It's

really nice to see you, man. It's good to see you're doing well. Okay.

We're gonna bump you up

real soon. Will you come back? Yes. I'll be here next week.

Well, you come back. Come on back, dude.

Hey. Itty come back family dude. Come

on back time.

Time to couch up before you on behalf of Howard Levest. Stay. Hey, baby.